Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - S03E56

00:00:44.000 Boom.

00:00:46.000 Hi, folks.

00:00:47.000 We're back.

00:00:48.000 Happy to be back.

00:00:49.000 Can you twist that viewfinder away?

00:00:51.000 Focus on me.

00:00:55.000 That was, of course, the Shangri-Las.

00:00:57.000 And remember, Walking in the Sand.

00:01:00.000 It's the most heavily memed song of all time because of the, oh no, oh no.

00:01:08.000 It's much slower in that version, but the sped up one, it was a part of some rapper's shit.

00:01:14.000 But I just thought you should know the original while you're watching these memes of people falling down the stairs.

00:01:20.000 We're back here.

00:01:21.000 We were back yesterday.

00:01:22.000 I think a lot of people thought yesterday's show was pre-recorded for the holidays.

00:01:24.000 No, I had to wait to see what happens in 2020.

00:01:27.000 But after doing an hour and 11 minutes, I thought, well, that's a show.

00:01:31.000 We're not going to sit down and read letters now.

00:01:36.000 But boy, do we got a lot of shit on our plate.

00:01:39.000 Look at this.

00:01:40.000 Pages and pages of a tiny font.

00:01:42.000 I tried to delay as much as I could and put in another file called Timeless.

00:01:46.000 But a lot of this has got to be discussed today, folks.

00:01:49.000 So put on your seatbelts, tie your shoes, brush your hair, wash your eyes, dip your fingers in lemon, clean your toenails, kiss your wife goodbye, kiss your husband hello, and let's fucking get to it.

00:02:06.000 I will build a great, great wall.

00:02:10.000 Sometimes the complaints will be false.

00:02:13.000 Book of the day.

00:02:14.000 I'm going to do graphic novels for a while.

00:02:16.000 It's an esoteric taste I have that few share, but the thing I love about it is you're reading a story, and then at the same time, you're just looking at this incredible art.

00:02:25.000 Maybe it's because I did it as a young man, and I can marvel at the way someone can draw a house or a background or stuff.

00:02:32.000 This guy, Noah Van Skyver, is unbelievably talented.

00:02:36.000 The book is Fonte Bukowski.

00:02:39.000 And Fantagraphics put it out.

00:02:41.000 They sort of rearranged it like these classic author books, you know, that have the stripe and it'll say the real Bukowski and have a picture of his face here.

00:02:52.000 Charles Bukowski.

00:02:53.000 But yeah, this is fucking huge.

00:02:56.000 It goes on and on and on.

00:02:59.000 And it's basically about a loser.

00:03:01.000 And I find it weird reading a story where you hate the protagonist for being such a fucking dork.

00:03:08.000 Make sure you get it from the actual book.

00:03:09.000 Those look like older versions of him.

00:03:13.000 He's gotten really good.

00:03:15.000 And it's about a kid.

00:03:17.000 He's a lawyer.

00:03:18.000 Then he's emo, and then he decides he wants to be an author because he reads a bunch of Bukowski-type books.

00:03:24.000 And changes his name to Fonte Bukowski based on two authors.

00:03:30.000 That's not from this book.

00:03:32.000 It's the character.

00:03:33.000 It's a fake character.

00:03:35.000 And you just watch a guy flush his life down the toilet.

00:03:39.000 And it's fascinating and fun.

00:03:42.000 Give yourself like literally 100 pages of hating this guy before you can handle it.

00:03:50.000 Anyway, fun book.

00:03:52.000 I think it won all these awards for best graphic novel of the year, but I highly recommend it.

00:03:56.000 Today in the paper, the nation holds their breath as Georgia runoffs decide our future.

00:04:02.000 When are we going to know this?

00:04:03.000 Are we all having election fatigue?

00:04:05.000 It's all up to Georgia.

00:04:07.000 Today's runoffs to decide fate of the Senate and the nation.

00:04:14.000 I mean...

00:04:16.000 Biden's president.

00:04:18.000 Let's cut the shit.

00:04:20.000 I know this isn't what you want, and I'm sorry.

00:04:23.000 We lose about 10 subscribers every time we say that, which is what, 1,000 bucks a year over several times?

00:04:29.000 That's a very expensive sentence to say.

00:04:32.000 But let's cut the shit.

00:04:34.000 You know, the Houston Astros cheated.

00:04:36.000 They got the World Series.

00:04:37.000 They're good.

00:04:41.000 I am never going to financially recover from this.

00:04:44.000 Breaking news.

00:04:46.000 Let's jump down.

00:04:47.000 This is past 16, Ryan.

00:04:50.000 Before I discuss anything, Enrique Tario is in jail.

00:04:55.000 He was arrested yesterday, last night, coming into D.C. The arrest was for burning the Black Lives Matter flag.

00:05:06.000 We've been burning American flags and other flags.

00:05:09.000 Look at that picture I sent you.

00:05:11.000 Yeah, it's only legal to burn one of these flags.

00:05:15.000 Wasn't there some dude who got like 10 years for burning down an LGBT flag, for taking it, ripping it off a church and burning it?

00:05:24.000 Yeah, do you remember that story?

00:05:25.000 Look at that.

00:05:26.000 Vaguely, yeah.

00:05:28.000 I think that was off a church, too.

00:05:30.000 Maybe he was offended that his Catholic church had a rainbow flag on it.

00:05:35.000 But so he gets apprehended shortly after arriving in D.C. I wonder how they knew he had arrived.

00:05:43.000 And 15 years?

00:05:47.000 Dude, that's a lot for murder.

00:05:50.000 That's a lot for rape.

00:05:53.000 Go to the top.

00:05:55.000 Iowa man sentenced to about 15 years of prison after burning an LGBTQ flag hanging from a church.

00:06:01.000 I swear I thought this was in a different country.

00:06:03.000 I was just like, so did I. God, it's not in America.

00:06:06.000 So did I. Iowa was a part of America.

00:06:09.000 Wow.

00:06:10.000 This is in my country.

00:06:12.000 I'm just going to stay at home.

00:06:13.000 That's fucking lunacy.

00:06:16.000 How many American flags have burned this year?

00:06:19.000 Probably thousands.

00:06:22.000 Anyway, so they apprehend him for that.

00:06:24.000 And he's also getting sued for that.

00:06:26.000 We'll get to that in a sec.

00:06:27.000 But So that's the crime.

00:06:31.000 He conceded to it.

00:06:32.000 And I think, oh shit, what's this doing here?

00:06:36.000 I think it's kind of smart for Enrique to say, I did that.

00:06:41.000 Because the narrative is Proud Boys are racist white guys.

00:06:44.000 And then they're burning a BLM flag, which I don't think was a good move.

00:06:46.000 That was not great optics.

00:06:47.000 I'm not crying over it.

00:06:49.000 Fuck BLM.

00:06:50.000 But you couldn't have bought one.

00:06:52.000 You had to take it from an old black church.

00:06:54.000 Get one.

00:06:55.000 I was talking to Carpe Donctum this morning.

00:06:57.000 And he's like, you could have got it from Walmart.com.

00:07:00.000 I'm sure they sell them.

00:07:04.000 But it kills the narrative for Enrique to take the blame because now it's a black guy burning a Black Lives Matter thing.

00:07:10.000 So the outliers, the normies go, oh, it must be some sort of civil war within the black movement.

00:07:16.000 That's less salacious than Nazis roaming the streets.

00:07:20.000 But here's the clincher.

00:07:22.000 I believe that he had, there we go.

00:07:27.000 I believe he had magazines.

00:07:30.000 What do they call them?

00:07:31.000 Maximum capacity magazines.

00:07:33.000 Now, the narrative the New York Times is running with, of course, is that he was there to kill everyone.

00:07:39.000 Maybe dressed as Antifa.

00:07:40.000 Who knows?

00:07:41.000 Maybe the prosecutor will run with that narrative and bring it to the jury.

00:07:44.000 And the jury, like in Max and John's case, will be a bunch of fucking sex in the city bitches who go, yeah, okay, I don't want people to die by a giant Nazi invasion.

00:07:54.000 Throw them away.

00:07:55.000 Throw away the key, girls.

00:07:58.000 But the truth is, Proud Boys have a merch problem.

00:08:02.000 There's masks, lighters, keychains, patches, hats, shoes and shoelaces, varsity jackets, sunglasses, oh my God, a hundred different memorial coins.

00:08:17.000 Glasses.

00:08:18.000 Like, think of a thing.

00:08:20.000 It's easier to think of things that don't have Proud Boy merchandise.

00:08:23.000 Rosaries.

00:08:26.000 I've never seen, you know, like a sellotape dispenser.

00:08:29.000 I've never seen a Proud Boy sellotape dispenser.

00:08:31.000 But they exist.

00:08:32.000 You haven't seen it, though.

00:08:34.000 I've never seen Proud Boy's makeup.

00:08:38.000 Those are two things that they don't have.

00:08:40.000 They have everything else.

00:08:41.000 And that includes magazines.

00:08:43.000 So my theory is that Enrique just had his big, he walks around at all these things with like a bag of merch that's as big as an elephant.

00:08:50.000 So in it, there was, he forgot that there was two magazines.

00:08:54.000 But the thing I keep saying is, why does a fucking Proud Boys magazine even exist?

00:09:00.000 What's the point of that?

00:09:01.000 I don't know.

00:09:02.000 Hell's Angels don't have magazines.

00:09:04.000 They have gas tanks.

00:09:05.000 They have stickers.

00:09:06.000 They got leather jackets.

00:09:07.000 They got helmets, I assume.

00:09:10.000 But why is there a fucking Proud Boys magazine, please?

00:09:12.000 Why is there so much fucking merch?

00:09:14.000 Why are there so many rallies?

00:09:17.000 I think we sort of made our point with the Million MAGA march, where Antifa were acting like complete fucking brats, attacking black women if they were MAGA, attacking kids, knocking over old people, sucker punching the guy we had on the show.

00:09:29.000 And then Proud Boy showed up and beat them up.

00:09:32.000 And then as Enrique left, he said, okay, cops, you can have DC back again.

00:09:37.000 Done.

00:09:38.000 Cherry on the Sunday.

00:09:40.000 Put it to bed.

00:09:41.000 But to keep returning.

00:09:42.000 And I thought they all said they weren't going to go.

00:09:45.000 And then they show up as civilians.

00:09:46.000 That's still going.

00:09:48.000 Anyway, Enrique's a felon.

00:09:51.000 Stupidest charge ever.

00:09:52.000 He was selling test strips for diabetics and he wasn't licensed to.

00:09:57.000 He was selling all kinds of shit.

00:09:59.000 He's a real salesman, that guy.

00:10:00.000 But I guess he didn't know that you need a license for this particular type of test trip.

00:10:03.000 The test strip was not fake.

00:10:05.000 It's not like diabetics were getting pricked and getting a false reading.

00:10:07.000 Everything was legit.

00:10:09.000 But you need a license to be a hairdresser or a florist in this country.

00:10:12.000 So he did some time for that.

00:10:15.000 And if you're a felon, you cannot be near a magazine.

00:10:18.000 If you were to get, and sometimes it's even worse than a gun.

00:10:20.000 I don't quite understand why, but I've been doing my research this morning.

00:10:24.000 And if you were to get in a car and there was a magazine in the trunk, you're fucked.

00:10:29.000 If you were to walk into a room and there's a magazine over in the corner and you don't even know about it, you're fucked.

00:10:34.000 You can't be near a magazine ever.

00:10:37.000 You can't even read Hustler.

00:10:41.000 So my sources say it's a felony, Class D felony, and there's no way you're getting out.

00:10:48.000 Some cops and criminals, cops and criminals both know the same about the law, but they seem to say, some say because he's who he is, he's going to get the fucking chair.

00:10:59.000 They're going to throw the book at him.

00:11:00.000 And we've seen this happen a million times.

00:11:02.000 Like, James Fields is a bad guy.

00:11:04.000 Heather Heyer shouldn't die.

00:11:06.000 But 450 years?

00:11:09.000 I've never heard of that as a sentence before.

00:11:13.000 He's always super, super duper careful about stuff.

00:11:16.000 Like he doesn't, he doesn't drink.

00:11:17.000 He doesn't parlay.

00:11:18.000 He smokes cigarettes.

00:11:19.000 That's it.

00:11:19.000 But he's super careful about what he can and can't do.

00:11:22.000 And so that's why it just seems fishy.

00:11:26.000 Well, it's not.

00:11:27.000 I'm telling you.

00:11:27.000 That he actually had the magazines?

00:11:29.000 Yeah.

00:11:30.000 They have laurels on them.

00:11:31.000 They're merch.

00:11:32.000 Yeah.

00:11:34.000 But how, like, he should have said, if he even heard that there, and again, this is all conjecture.

00:11:39.000 But if he even heard that there was magazines, Proud Boy magazines, he should have said, hey, guys, I hear you're making like gun stuff.

00:11:48.000 Make sure none of that is ever near me.

00:11:50.000 Not like, oh, cool.

00:11:51.000 I'll put these in my suitcase.

00:11:52.000 Yeah.

00:11:54.000 So that's fucking disturbing.

00:11:58.000 And he's also getting sued.

00:12:02.000 Oh, this is an interesting thing.

00:12:04.000 Major League Liberty pointed out that the former Mueller prosecutor, the one who attacked Roger Stone, is the one who arrested, had Enrique arrested.

00:12:15.000 That's 17.

00:12:18.000 Rhee, who led the witch hunt against Trump advisor Roger Stone, was listed on court documents as the attorney representing the African American church, who claims it was their BLM banner that was stolen by someone and burned by the Proud Boys last month in D.C., according to documents.

00:12:33.000 And then some crazy bitch is suing Enrique and J.L. Van Dyke for the BLM thing.

00:12:42.000 We are suing the Proud Boys and their members for the racist attack on Metropolitan AME Church in Washington, D.C. This attack was one of several levied against churches targeted for their support of the Black Lives Matter movement.

00:12:54.000 The Proud Boys are not above the law.

00:12:57.000 Isn't it an idea?

00:12:59.000 Antifa's an Idea.

00:13:00.000 Can Proud Boys be an idea?

00:13:01.000 It's weird too that JL Van Dyke is the top guy there.

00:13:05.000 It shows that these people don't Google.

00:13:07.000 JL Van Dyke hasn't been in the club since he popped a gasket, lost his mind, snapped.

00:13:14.000 And Tifa attacked his parents, his home, his family, and eventually he just went nutso.

00:13:23.000 And you can't sue him.

00:13:26.000 But both of these things bring me to the conclusion that the club needs more Jews.

00:13:36.000 As John Derbyshire said of the alt-right, your movement is nothing without Jews.

00:13:41.000 I don't know why.

00:13:42.000 They're savvy?

00:13:43.000 And you know what's ironic about the Max and John night of my talk?

00:13:48.000 There was a Jewish gentleman who was a proud boy who called me and he said, look, the left is desperate for optics.

00:13:55.000 They're looking really bad right now.

00:13:56.000 They need right-wing violence.

00:13:58.000 So you're going to get baited into a fight.

00:14:01.000 You're going to get goaded.

00:14:03.000 So here's my plan.

00:14:04.000 Every Proud Boy that night should bring a pillow.

00:14:08.000 And so if they get attacked and there's a fight, the visual will be them with pillows in their arms.

00:14:13.000 And I said, brilliant, dude, you're right.

00:14:17.000 And Proud Boys did bring pillows.

00:14:20.000 But by the time they left, the crowd had been dispersed.

00:14:23.000 Everyone was gone.

00:14:24.000 So I think they assumed the night was over.

00:14:28.000 Got to get Jews.

00:14:29.000 You got to get Jews.

00:14:32.000 Cops have not been very friendly to Proud Boys as of late.

00:14:35.000 Oh, we should have had the Proud Boys intro thing.

00:14:37.000 Crud.

00:14:38.000 That's my fault.

00:14:39.000 I dove right into it because it was a top story.

00:14:42.000 It's not too late.

00:14:45.000 And I said to a cop friend this morning or last night.

00:14:48.000 No, this morning because I was doing research about the magazines.

00:14:53.000 I was going to let you talk over.

00:14:54.000 I'll make you proud of your boys.

00:14:58.000 Crowd boys, stand back and stand by.

00:15:04.000 I said, your boys aren't really behaving that amicably, especially in Salem and D.C. these days.

00:15:12.000 And I don't follow the just following orders thing.

00:15:15.000 And he goes, yeah, we're not too happy about it either.

00:15:19.000 He goes, cops and you and Proud Boys are not very happy with cops right now.

00:15:26.000 Like, you can follow your orders.

00:15:28.000 Hey, go pepper spray those fucking conservatives.

00:15:31.000 Okay.

00:15:33.000 Oh, I got them.

00:15:35.000 Not like.

00:15:36.000 And what's this clip here?

00:15:38.000 Oh, yeah, they see Antifa with paintball guns about to shoot Proud Boys and they go, just make sure you don't get me.

00:15:43.000 Make sure that thing is not pointed in my direction.

00:15:45.000 Please instruct a Black Lives Matter protester brandishing a paintball gun against the Proud Boys.

00:15:50.000 Thanks, dude.

00:15:51.000 That's what I'm talking about.

00:15:52.000 That's what I'm talking about.

00:15:56.000 If you're not intending to do that, make sure that that thing is not pointed in my direction.

00:16:03.000 I mean about pepper ball things.

00:16:06.000 They were shooting at Proud Boys with pepper balls.

00:16:08.000 One theory I got was they're trying to make the right hate the cops, so then the cops have no friends and they'll end up siding with the politicians.

00:16:17.000 So you sort of, it's kind of what they do to anyone on the right.

00:16:19.000 They isolate them, make them into pariahs, and then they have to come back.

00:16:24.000 But get fired if that's the case.

00:16:28.000 I saw a cool Nicole Arbor tweet.

00:16:32.000 Racist David Perdue never disappoints.

00:16:34.000 Here he is proudly making the white power supremacist sign, aka Proud Boy Symbol.

00:16:40.000 Anything that Proud Boys do is now a Proud Boy symbol.

00:16:43.000 And she goes, you dumb fuck.

00:16:45.000 The Proud Boys aren't even led by white people.

00:16:47.000 I think she's dating one.

00:16:49.000 Oh, yeah, probably, maybe.

00:16:51.000 You don't usually get a Canadian comedian with that much gumption.

00:16:57.000 She's got some real hullabaloo behind her.

00:16:59.000 Now I'm turning into Joe Biden.

00:17:03.000 Congratulations on your face.

00:17:05.000 Not face.

00:17:07.000 Space sex.

00:17:08.000 Space sex.

00:17:09.000 It's me, Joey B. Yeah, Malarkey.

00:17:13.000 You were one horse pony.

00:17:15.000 I was the vice principal under Brock Toboggan.

00:17:19.000 Okay, we have some old news because of yesterday we did the top 20.

00:17:22.000 And I also want to briefly go over ones I didn't put in the most clown world moments of 2020 for various reasons.

00:17:30.000 I know you're mad.

00:17:31.000 And I'm kind of mad at me too.

00:17:34.000 Like number 33, the McCloskeys.

00:17:37.000 That was a fucking clown world moment.

00:17:39.000 A mob goes out of their way, rips down someone's fence, goes into their property with the intent to beat the shit out of them, maybe murder them, and burn the place down.

00:17:54.000 At the very, very least, they wanted to vandalize the living shit out of that mansion.

00:17:58.000 But the reason I didn't put it in is because ultimately they got exonerated.

00:18:04.000 They got pardoned.

00:18:05.000 Although, it sure beats Don Lemon's Giggle Fest.

00:18:09.000 I wish I'd replaced that with Don Lemon's Giggle Fest.

00:18:14.000 But before we get to that, we should just briefly cover some clown world moments that have already gone on.

00:18:24.000 This is ancient news already.

00:18:25.000 The guy who said amen and then he said a woman.

00:18:30.000 This is just an IQ issue, I think, what we're having here.

00:18:33.000 Who the fuck thinks amen means what?

00:18:35.000 All men?

00:18:36.000 Why would you end anything with all men?

00:18:41.000 So, in sickness and in health, do you take this woman to be your lawfully wedded wife?

00:18:46.000 All men.

00:18:48.000 No, just this one.

00:18:49.000 Just this one man.

00:18:51.000 I love men so much that every time I say something of consequence, especially biblically, I say all men.

00:18:59.000 Men.

00:19:00.000 They're so great.

00:19:01.000 Fuck women.

00:19:02.000 They're bitches.

00:19:02.000 I'm not including them in that ending.

00:19:04.000 Well, not if rep Emmanuel Cleaver has this way.

00:19:18.000 May the Lord lift up the light of his countenance upon us and give us peace.

00:19:23.000 Peace in our families.

00:19:24.000 Peace across this land.

00:19:26.000 And dare I ask, O Lord, peace even in this chamber, now and evermore.

00:19:32.000 We ask it in the name of the monotheist.

00:19:34.000 You should have jumped to the end.

00:19:35.000 The ending that he fucked up.

00:19:38.000 A man and a woman.

00:19:44.000 So we're just randomly changing men the word men.

00:19:48.000 Womenstrual blood.

00:19:50.000 High woman.

00:19:53.000 I said on parlor, you only know that you had a virgin if you can see that you broke her high woman.

00:20:01.000 And then I had to a woman to that and say you have to make sure it's not a womenstrel blood.

00:20:08.000 It spawned a lot of memes.

00:20:12.000 15, I list them.

00:20:15.000 What the hell's going on?

00:20:18.000 I don't know what's going on anywhere at any time.

00:20:20.000 15.

00:20:21.000 Yeah, and there's a huge email.

00:20:23.000 I'm getting there.

00:20:24.000 Yeah, well, I'm going chronologically, you dunce.

00:20:26.000 The big pictures really give a lot of scroll time.

00:20:30.000 Woe Mantis looks beautiful.

00:20:34.000 Woe Manatee reminds me of a lot of lesbian feminists out there.

00:20:39.000 Woe Mandela, Mickey Mouse terrorist whose wife would burn people alive.

00:20:45.000 And of course, Woe Manhattan with a Freedom Tower that was, I think, $13 billion over budget and several years late.

00:20:55.000 So you've seen that, but we have to cover it because not only is this show a show, but it's a compendium of events.

00:21:02.000 And, you know, Howard Stern was able to sell his back catalog for 90 million bucks, or I think several hundred million, but 90 million a year.

00:21:09.000 I'm not saying I'm doing this for the money, but there's certain events that I want to be on the books.

00:21:14.000 So when you come back and you're watching an old show, you can go, oh yeah, I forgot about that.

00:21:19.000 So I included that for the future you.

00:21:21.000 That was a time travel section.

00:21:24.000 Another time traveler that's ancient news is this Cosmo cover.

00:21:29.000 I was hoping that we could put it in Biggest Clown World Moments of 2020, but it came out in 2021.

00:21:36.000 This is healthy.

00:21:38.000 Like, it's Orwell, right?

00:21:40.000 War is peace.

00:21:41.000 Silence is whatever the opposite of freedom is.

00:21:46.000 This is healthy.

00:21:48.000 That's not healthy.

00:21:49.000 I would be bummed if I was that fat.

00:21:52.000 I would be really disappointed in myself.

00:21:54.000 Big boned is an expression.

00:21:56.000 It's not literally true.

00:21:57.000 We all have the same bones.

00:21:59.000 So if you weigh 300 pounds, that's like a 200-pound person just carrying around a 13-year-old everywhere he goes.

00:22:07.000 And that's pedophilia.

00:22:09.000 So if you're fat, you're a child rapist.

00:22:14.000 Is that healthy?

00:22:16.000 Is it healthy to rape kids?

00:22:18.000 No, it is not.

00:22:19.000 That's a new t-shirt we're coming up with.

00:22:21.000 A woman.

00:22:22.000 It's not healthy to rape kids.

00:22:24.000 Or what about just don't rape kids?

00:22:26.000 Yeah.

00:22:27.000 Actually, that was a billboard in Los Angeles.

00:22:31.000 Sarah Silverman's sister, what's her name, Laura, told me about it, showed me a picture of it.

00:22:38.000 It was in Spanish, but it's like, no vi moleste trespass.

00:22:43.000 I think their word for rape is like trespass.

00:22:47.000 In French, it's like violé, violate.

00:22:50.000 And there's big, that's all it said.

00:22:51.000 It wasn't like, hey, if she says no, even if she's your wife, it's rape.

00:22:55.000 There was no like nuance, like, wake up, guys, just because you went on a date doesn't mean you can rape her.

00:23:00.000 No, it was don't rape.

00:23:04.000 They should just say that we should have signs at the border.

00:23:06.000 This is kind of a crazy place, but don't rape here.

00:23:10.000 This is a rape-free zone.

00:23:13.000 Fucking bizarre.

00:23:15.000 All right.

00:23:17.000 So now that we've got that out of the way, what did you do over the break, Ryan?

00:23:22.000 Let's catch people up.

00:23:24.000 I went to Disney World.

00:23:26.000 That's gay.

00:23:27.000 That's kind of why we started The Proud Boys, because Ben Ratner went to Disney World, and that's not what adults do.

00:23:34.000 Why did you do that?

00:23:36.000 I had fun there.

00:23:37.000 Me and my friend went there and we had a lot of fun.

00:23:39.000 Your girlfriend?

00:23:40.000 No.

00:23:41.000 Male friend.

00:23:42.000 My friend John.

00:23:44.000 Wait a minute.

00:23:45.000 Please be lying.

00:23:46.000 No.

00:23:46.000 Of Neat Dreams.

00:23:48.000 Me and my girlfriend were going this summer.

00:23:50.000 But me and my friend John, Neat Dreams, he's a streamer.

00:23:56.000 We went and we had a great time.

00:23:58.000 And we were at this resort.

00:23:59.000 So his parents had a resort or like a timeshare.

00:24:03.000 So this nice resort there.

00:24:04.000 Made some MAGA friends.

00:24:05.000 It was pretty awesome.

00:24:06.000 So you went on rides?

00:24:08.000 Hell yeah, we went on rides.

00:24:10.000 Wait like an hour to go on a ride, and then it's great.

00:24:13.000 You had a great time.

00:24:14.000 Sometimes you get wet, you go and splash mountain.

00:24:20.000 I got you something from there.

00:24:21.000 Oh.

00:24:22.000 Not Disney per se, but from Florida.

00:24:27.000 So here's a stress crock.

00:24:29.000 So when you're stressed, you can squeeze it.

00:24:31.000 Oh, let me try it.

00:24:32.000 Instead of hit me or throw thing.

00:24:33.000 Oh, that didn't work.

00:24:34.000 Works.

00:24:35.000 Work.

00:24:36.000 And here's a pencil.

00:24:37.000 Here's a cool thing about this.

00:24:39.000 You can put this little alligator on any little writing utensil that you want that fits.

00:24:44.000 I can put it on any writing utensil that I stuff up your ass.

00:24:47.000 Fuck, I ruined that joke.

00:24:48.000 Shit.

00:24:49.000 Comedy is so unforgivable.

00:24:50.000 Isn't that cool?

00:24:51.000 No, it's airport crap.

00:24:53.000 That's not from the airport.

00:24:54.000 Well, you went to Disneyland?

00:24:56.000 Yeah.

00:24:56.000 It was awesome.

00:24:57.000 You're such a fucking loser.

00:24:59.000 It's amazing.

00:25:00.000 Did you at least get wasted and high or something?

00:25:02.000 Yeah.

00:25:03.000 High?

00:25:03.000 I was on Kratom and I was on alcohol.

00:25:07.000 Okay, that's...

00:25:08.000 Basically the whole time.

00:25:09.000 It was awesome.

00:25:10.000 That's okay.

00:25:11.000 I don't know what...

00:25:11.000 Kratom is that stuff to get you off heroin.

00:25:14.000 Yeah.

00:25:16.000 Okay.

00:25:17.000 Or to get you started.

00:25:20.000 Just pursuing heroin.

00:25:21.000 Good.

00:25:22.000 That would be a step up.

00:25:23.000 And you'd probably die.

00:25:24.000 So, you shouldn't.

00:25:26.000 I'm going to start buying you heroin.

00:25:29.000 Hey, man, if you want some, there's a little brown dish at the company fridge.

00:25:36.000 Put it in the fridge, right?

00:25:37.000 Because what happens is usually my stomach.

00:25:39.000 I've never done heroin, but with the pills, your stomach winds up hurting.

00:25:42.000 Same thing with the kratom.

00:25:43.000 So my body naturally says you shouldn't do that.

00:25:46.000 Or smoke weed.

00:25:47.000 I didn't smoke weed there, but it's legal down there.

00:25:50.000 I can't believe you went to Disneyland.

00:25:51.000 Were there any kids involved at all?

00:25:54.000 Kid?

00:25:54.000 Like, did I have kids?

00:25:55.000 No.

00:25:56.000 Like, did he have his baby brother there or something?

00:26:01.000 No, I think it was just he doesn't.

00:26:03.000 we wanted to check out Galaxy's Edge, for a long time we've been talking about it because we don't know how the stormtroopers work and stuff because they'll talk to people.

00:26:10.000 They're like, hey, what the hell are you doing over there?

00:26:12.000 And it's called a stormtrooper suit.

00:26:14.000 What do you think the stormtroopers in the movie are?

00:26:16.000 BTI?

00:26:17.000 The same exact voice, and they have some of the same commands, but I don't know how they trigger these commands.

00:26:23.000 So I think that's like a soundboard, basically.

00:26:25.000 But they'll say specific things.

00:26:27.000 I had to fly down to learn how stormtroopers can say that shit.

00:26:31.000 You know, I actually talked to a mentally ill, well, like an actual Down syndrome kid who was.

00:26:35.000 Where in the mirror?

00:26:37.000 No.

00:26:38.000 At the park.

00:26:39.000 He worked there.

00:26:40.000 And he was like, and you were like, finally up here.

00:26:44.000 You finally didn't feel stupid.

00:26:47.000 I was like, oh, Chuck.

00:26:48.000 No, it was great.

00:26:49.000 I got all these trinkets.

00:26:50.000 Let me see.

00:26:50.000 I didn't bring anything with me, but.

00:26:52.000 Did you get to meet your hero, Buzz Lightyear?

00:26:54.000 No.

00:26:55.000 See, they didn't have the mascots walking around because of COVID.

00:26:59.000 Even though they're wearing masks because they're in a patient.

00:27:02.000 They are masks.

00:27:03.000 They're literally wearing a hazmat masked suit, but that's enough hearing about your horrible life that inspired me.

00:27:09.000 Well, what did you do?

00:27:11.000 I went to Stowe.

00:27:12.000 I went skiing like families do.

00:27:15.000 A different mountain this time.

00:27:17.000 Yeah, it wasn't great.

00:27:18.000 Really?

00:27:19.000 It was super icy.

00:27:21.000 Gosh.

00:27:21.000 And then I was with this fucking scouser, a liver pudlian, and my daughter does not have the gift.

00:27:28.000 I don't know what it is.

00:27:29.000 My son's a great snowboarder.

00:27:30.000 My littlest boy, as long as it's like green or blue, he's good.

00:27:34.000 But she's just like, ugh, I don't know what it is.

00:27:39.000 So we go to this black diamond hill, and we get to the bottom.

00:27:43.000 And I say to my buddy, I say to the guy who puts you on the chair, is it only black diamonds up there?

00:27:49.000 And he goes, yeah, the blue's shut down.

00:27:51.000 Everything was shut.

00:27:52.000 Everything was shut.

00:27:53.000 The whole village was shut.

00:27:54.000 They yell at you if you don't put on a mask.

00:27:56.000 You have to book the restaurant or the bars two or three days in advance.

00:28:01.000 So you're outside like Oliver Twist looking in as people are eating and you're like, mole gruel.

00:28:06.000 One of the bars, there was one bar.

00:28:07.000 And if you wait around by the door with like a mob of people, she might come out and take an order and then bring it back out.

00:28:12.000 And you're having whiskey in like a plastic cup.

00:28:15.000 I ended up just bringing my own bottle.

00:28:17.000 We got into a fight at the, I'll get back to the Black Diamonds, but we got into a fight at the liquor store there in Vermont in Stowe.

00:28:27.000 We walk in and they're like, sanitizer, sanitizer.

00:28:30.000 That's the way it was up there.

00:28:32.000 Super strict about the rules and kind of mean.

00:28:34.000 I noticed everyone was glaring at me.

00:28:36.000 Now, I dress kind of unusual.

00:28:38.000 I'm very old school when I ski.

00:28:41.000 You can show the picture now.

00:28:42.000 That's what I usually look like.

00:28:44.000 I wear pants, not ski pants.

00:28:47.000 And I have a Mets hat on, which you can't really see in that picture.

00:28:51.000 But it's from the movie Hot Dog.

00:28:55.000 Remember Hot Dog in the 80s, Ryan?

00:28:58.000 From the show, yes.

00:29:00.000 I wouldn't have known it if it wasn't for the show.

00:29:02.000 Yeah.

00:29:03.000 So that's my era.

00:29:05.000 Like, no helmets or anything.

00:29:06.000 People stare at you.

00:29:07.000 I couldn't figure out, are Vermonters mean?

00:29:09.000 What's the story with that?

00:29:11.000 I think they're snobby.

00:29:12.000 Snobby?

00:29:13.000 They're snobby about here in Vermont.

00:29:15.000 I know.

00:29:16.000 I think that it's weird because they're like lumberjack type people, but they vote Democrat and they're like kind of lots of Bernie stuff.

00:29:25.000 I don't know.

00:29:26.000 So I even saw one 18-year-old.

00:29:28.000 He's like, he sees me and his friends talking to him and he's distracted.

00:29:31.000 And then I overhear him go, I just saw another fucking person not wearing their mask.

00:29:37.000 When young men love the rules, I get uncomfortable.

00:29:41.000 Any is.

00:29:42.000 I'm three stories away on tangents, but that's the Glaswegian way.

00:29:45.000 And I'm going to bring them all back.

00:29:46.000 So we go to the liquor store.

00:29:47.000 Sanitize!

00:29:50.000 And then the Mank, sorry, the Scouser, you call someone from Liverpool a Scouser.

00:29:54.000 The Scouser I'm with goes, yeah.

00:29:55.000 And he's a big guy, and he's loud.

00:29:57.000 And he's like, yeah, and I'm going to sanitize your ass.

00:30:01.000 And the guy comes out from behind the glass and goes up to him.

00:30:06.000 And they're both like 6'2 ⁇ .

00:30:08.000 And he says, you're not getting served.

00:30:09.000 He goes, you're not going to serve me because of that quip.

00:30:12.000 And he goes, yeah, get out of the store.

00:30:14.000 So then he comes up to me.

00:30:15.000 Now, normally I'd have my friends back and go, we don't need your fucking store and leave, but it's the only liquor store in town.

00:30:22.000 Sorry.

00:30:23.000 All you're seeing is booze.

00:30:24.000 All I'm seeing is booze.

00:30:25.000 If they said, your friend has to die if you don't leave.

00:30:29.000 I'd be like, what friend?

00:30:30.000 Sorry.

00:30:30.000 I don't know who you're talking.

00:30:32.000 So I'm like, I don't know who that is.

00:30:35.000 I did say, I heard sanitize your bathroom.

00:30:38.000 I think that's what he said.

00:30:39.000 So he goes outside, and I get all the booze, and the guy is really mad.

00:30:44.000 And then he goes back outside to see my friend.

00:30:49.000 And he goes, yeah, you're not getting served, huh?

00:30:52.000 Like to gloat.

00:30:53.000 He goes, what, you fucking sight of me?

00:30:55.000 And he goes, then he starts shaking and he goes, you're not getting served.

00:31:00.000 He goes, oh, no, I'm fucking outside, you faggot.

00:31:06.000 And then he goes, I'm going to kill you.

00:31:08.000 What?

00:31:09.000 And my buddy goes, what?

00:31:12.000 And then he goes, with my gun.

00:31:14.000 What?

00:31:15.000 And he puts his hand in his pocket.

00:31:16.000 He's like, you don't have a fucking gun.

00:31:18.000 Put out your gun then.

00:31:20.000 Shoot me.

00:31:20.000 Which I don't recommend.

00:31:21.000 But he said he wasn't wearing a jacket or anything.

00:31:23.000 He would have been able to see if he has a gun.

00:31:24.000 And then the guy went back in, and I'm still in line.

00:31:26.000 And I see the guy like shaking when he walked in.

00:31:30.000 What a mega pussy.

00:31:32.000 I had a confrontation too, and I've already forgot it.

00:31:36.000 I think that just was the vibe.

00:31:39.000 A general air of tension.

00:31:42.000 Opposite of Florida.

00:31:43.000 They don't give a shit about the masks.

00:31:46.000 Were you there at Disneyland every day?

00:31:47.000 How many days were you there?

00:31:48.000 Just two days.

00:31:49.000 Just two days.

00:31:50.000 So you were at Disneyland two days.

00:31:52.000 Yeah.

00:31:52.000 And then we're partying, going around.

00:31:53.000 He bought Crocs.

00:31:54.000 I bought a new pair of Croc boat shoes.

00:31:56.000 I'm going to have some footage on my YouTube so you can check it out.

00:32:00.000 He already made like a thing where we go over the whole thing because it's really interesting how you have to use the phone and you have to order food and stuff like that because of COVID.

00:32:07.000 Shut up.

00:32:09.000 One fun thing that kids got for Christmas from Santa was an Oculus.

00:32:16.000 If you haven't tried this, you need to fucking try it.

00:32:19.000 This is very low res.

00:32:20.000 I think it's on my wife's shitty phone.

00:32:22.000 Wait, stop, stop.

00:32:23.000 Don't show that yet.

00:32:24.000 Show the game.

00:32:25.000 So you put it on.

00:32:26.000 I know this is, you're familiar with this, but I was familiar with it too until I tried it, and I'm fucking in the room.

00:32:33.000 Like your brain believes it.

00:32:36.000 And so we got this thing, Creed.

00:32:39.000 This is 20.

00:32:41.000 And this is what I'm seeing.

00:32:42.000 This is going to look so exciting to you because you're used to like just a hand thing, right?

00:32:47.000 Where you're safe in your room, and you're, dude, when you put this on, you are in the ring.

00:32:53.000 Yeah.

00:32:54.000 You are shitting your fucking pants.

00:32:57.000 It's not like, oh, when you die, you go, oh, no, you died.

00:33:01.000 I'm in Madison Square Gardens.

00:33:03.000 People have paid.

00:33:04.000 I can't leave.

00:33:05.000 You know, with a video game, you can just stop and go, I don't want to play this anymore.

00:33:09.000 You're going to die if you're in the ring.

00:33:14.000 Your brain, not 100%, obviously, you can feel that you're on a carpet, but 99% your brain believes you're there.

00:33:20.000 Like, I was scared shitless of this guy.

00:33:22.000 I'm like, here we fucking go.

00:33:24.000 And you have to box like a motherfucker to keep him down.

00:33:28.000 You have to block.

00:33:29.000 You have to duck.

00:33:30.000 You can knock him out if you go, but look at that.

00:33:33.000 Okay, here we go.

00:33:36.000 I mean, I get scared when I spar with friends who I know are going to take it easy on me.

00:33:40.000 This is...

00:33:41.000 Look at that.

00:33:44.000 Anyway, here's some footage of me fighting for my life.

00:33:47.000 Like, I was drenched in sweat after playing this game.

00:33:53.000 I'm not actually fighting anymore.

00:33:54.000 Are you fighting?

00:33:55.000 What's going on?

00:33:56.000 You have to touch gloves.

00:33:58.000 You guys have gloves?

00:33:58.000 I didn't see you put your hands up.

00:34:01.000 Both hands.

00:34:04.000 You have to put your fingers up.

00:34:11.000 Are you hitting the tree?

00:34:12.000 Yes.

00:34:13.000 I smashed a bunch of stuff.

00:34:15.000 I smashed that water bottle thing.

00:34:17.000 It went flying.

00:34:19.000 So you have to walk around the length of the ring or you guys stay in the middle?

00:34:22.000 You tell the game how much room you have.

00:34:25.000 Oh.

00:34:27.000 And then it keeps you within that.

00:34:28.000 So you could do it in a closet.

00:34:29.000 You could do it in a football field.

00:34:31.000 Gotcha.

00:34:31.000 But he keeps going behind me.

00:34:33.000 That's why I was punching the tree.

00:34:38.000 My heart rate is up just from watching that.

00:34:43.000 It's fun.

00:34:45.000 Do you get a little dizzy?

00:34:47.000 Oh, yeah.

00:34:47.000 No, no, not like...

00:34:48.000 Remember the earlier ones they said I didn't use it that much, right?

00:34:51.000 I was too tired.

00:34:52.000 I'd just been in a real boxing match.

00:34:56.000 Who was getting them?

00:34:58.000 Did you win?

00:35:00.000 I don't know.

00:35:01.000 I didn't.

00:35:01.000 Okay.

00:35:03.000 I also saw Wonder Woman 4.

00:35:07.000 Oh, yeah.

00:35:09.000 It was pretty good.

00:35:10.000 I don't know.

00:35:11.000 It was okay.

00:35:12.000 But the guy, Kristen Wigg is a nice girl.

00:35:15.000 There's a dreamstone where you can make a wish and it comes true.

00:35:18.000 So she wishes that she could be like Wonder Woman.

00:35:21.000 And then she ends up being as strong as Wonder Woman.

00:35:24.000 And there's this rapist who's been following her and harassing her all the time.

00:35:28.000 And she finally has had enough.

00:35:30.000 That's what he looks like.

00:35:32.000 You know, those blonde rapists all over the place.

00:35:35.000 Every bad guy was a white guy.

00:35:38.000 So that is a disgusting sexist pig.

00:35:41.000 You know what she does to him?

00:35:42.000 She kills him.

00:35:43.000 She kicks him to death, Kristen Wig does.

00:35:46.000 Oh.

00:35:46.000 No, I'm not defending rapists, but it was weird, kind of feminist porn.

00:35:51.000 And the most evil guy in it seems like a Trump type of dude.

00:35:55.000 I don't know.

00:35:56.000 I'm bored of all this shit, aren't you?

00:35:58.000 Seems like he didn't read that billboard.

00:36:01.000 Don't rape.

00:36:04.000 Well, yeah, don't rape or you'll get kicked to death.

00:36:12.000 I did a podcast with Mara Marrick.

00:36:15.000 You can check out.

00:36:16.000 What's it called?

00:36:17.000 That's 21.

00:36:20.000 The Happy Never After podcast.

00:36:22.000 Yes, she's finally spelled my name right.

00:36:23.000 She was the girl that was with Dante Nero on his podcast, the guy that became the Pope of the Proud Boys and eventually quit.

00:36:31.000 Paige Phillip show.

00:36:33.000 Yes.

00:36:34.000 Who was close with Patrice O'Neill?

00:36:36.000 Yep.

00:36:37.000 I'm trying to make this seem cooler than it is with six degrees of separation.

00:36:41.000 But that's a fun thing you can check out.

00:36:43.000 I think I have COVID.

00:36:45.000 Thanks.

00:36:46.000 I'm not covering my mouth around you because your life doesn't matter.

00:36:50.000 Yeah.

00:36:50.000 I never said it did.

00:36:52.000 But yeah, I was with my buddy Maddie, and he texts me and he goes, I got the Cove.

00:36:58.000 I'm in the hospital.

00:36:59.000 Now, he's in the hospital for his shitheart.

00:37:01.000 But my wife canceled all our plans.

00:37:04.000 We're going to go to a football party that day with the family.

00:37:06.000 And now I'm the elephant man.

00:37:08.000 I'm on the top floor.

00:37:10.000 She'll leave food at the top of the stairs.

00:37:12.000 In the morning, she leaves socks and underwear.

00:37:14.000 And I just go, I'm not an animal.

00:37:16.000 I'm a human being.

00:37:18.000 Oh, you got to do an emerging from the top of the moment I've been waiting for.

00:37:26.000 She's happy to see me.

00:37:30.000 Billionaire loser has been stolen.

00:37:33.000 This dummy, if you're a billionaire in China, it's because the government allows you to be and says you handle all this.

00:37:39.000 It's kind of fascism.

00:37:41.000 Fascism is a tyrant allots different departments.

00:37:46.000 There's the czar of education, the czar of health, the czar of energy, the czar of transportation.

00:37:52.000 And he has his little czars.

00:37:54.000 So this guy was the czar of, I don't know, China's Amazon, Alibaba.

00:37:59.000 And he makes his 35 billion.

00:38:01.000 And does his fucking remember the Michael Jackson show he did?

00:38:04.000 Yeah, there he is.

00:38:06.000 Being a billionaire loser.

00:38:08.000 This guy introduced you and me to the concept of a billionaire loser.

00:38:13.000 I didn't know it was a thing.

00:38:16.000 He's even got the same glove as Michael.

00:38:21.000 That classic move that Michael would always do.

00:38:24.000 The upside down Z-pow.

00:38:28.000 So he goes on some show, talk show.

00:38:31.000 His fame's getting to his head.

00:38:33.000 He's probably fucked like 100 women after growing up with the zero pussy.

00:38:38.000 And the pussy goes to his head.

00:38:40.000 Remember when Michael used to do that?

00:38:44.000 What are these moves?

00:38:46.000 Okay, that is a Mike move.

00:38:47.000 Yeah.

00:38:48.000 Mike Jackson.

00:38:49.000 He's almost as good as Corey Feldman.

00:38:52.000 That's literally true.

00:38:55.000 He's almost as good as Corey Feldman, but he's not.

00:38:59.000 Anyway, Someone stole this little man.

00:39:06.000 I guess he's on their kitchen counter dancing away for them.

00:39:09.000 Please, can I go home?

00:39:11.000 No, you can't.

00:39:12.000 Do the point thing again.

00:39:14.000 Put the sugar in the coffee.

00:39:15.000 Okay, okay.

00:39:17.000 Stir it up, little man.

00:39:19.000 I want to go home to my mansions.

00:39:22.000 That's a regular size spoon, too.

00:39:24.000 Of course.

00:39:27.000 Anyway, he goes in this talk show and he starts shitting on Winnie the Pooh, the president.

00:39:33.000 And the president's like, I don't think you understand how fascism works.

00:39:36.000 I'm the tyrant.

00:39:37.000 You're my czar, my property.

00:39:40.000 I allow you to be a 35 billionaire.

00:39:42.000 What does it say?

00:39:43.000 China is an asshole?

00:39:46.000 And the other people's money, maybe.

00:39:48.000 This is an old thing with the Bill Clinton that got him and shit.

00:39:51.000 So yeah, he's gone.

00:39:53.000 Dead.

00:39:56.000 Anyway, people still love communism.

00:39:59.000 All right, let's briefly zip through some clown worlds that didn't make the cut.

00:40:02.000 I just want to zip through this, but they have to go on record because yesterday's show is incomplete without them.

00:40:08.000 Sabrina Belcher, she was that fat, hideous mayoral candidate that thought, this is 23 now, that thought that having the shit beaten out of her would elicit sympathy.

00:40:20.000 What is she at a 10?

00:40:22.000 I think she might be below a 1.

00:40:24.000 No, we got to save ones for Toronto Burke.

00:40:27.000 That's a 1.01.

00:40:29.000 Yeah.

00:40:29.000 Oh, yeah, yeah.

00:40:30.000 I forgot you could do two decimal places.

00:40:33.000 1.01.

00:40:34.000 So that's the guy she probably had, not even paid to beat her up, go down.

00:40:37.000 But the beating was hilarious because he beats her with a baseball bat.

00:40:40.000 Look how pretty she is in the first picture.

00:40:43.000 Take it at an angle.

00:40:44.000 Put on a wig.

00:40:47.000 Not that she's pretty in the first picture, but much prettier.

00:40:49.000 Okay, click play on that.

00:40:51.000 And they can show the actual beating.

00:40:53.000 He's beating her with a baseball bat in a car.

00:40:55.000 So you don't really get a lot of leverage.

00:41:00.000 Developing tonight out of Sumter, police say a mayoral candidate faked a kidnapping attempt in a video she posted online.

00:41:08.000 Investigators say Sabrina Belcher staged the kidnapping and had someone fake a beating to try and get sympathy and more votes in the during a police report.

00:41:17.000 This is not a good version of the video.

00:41:18.000 Why is that so dark?

00:41:19.000 We've seen a better one.

00:41:20.000 Okay.

00:41:20.000 Anyway, so that was one.

00:41:22.000 I didn't put that in because hate crimes are so everywhere.

00:41:25.000 This was just the funniest one, but they're everywhere.

00:41:28.000 There was just one today with Antifa where they, not today, but recently with Antifa where they found out that, here, go to 42.

00:41:37.000 This guy calls himself the Antifa dance captain, Jewish guy, who is destroying synagogues.

00:41:45.000 Arrested in Brooklyn hate hoax vandalizing synagogues.

00:41:48.000 Go down?

00:41:49.000 There he is.

00:41:52.000 Stop hating our tracks.

00:41:54.000 So the ADL puts that out and people go, I know that guy.

00:41:58.000 Go down?

00:42:03.000 Disturbing that this one man on a hate-filled spree, blah, blah, blah.

00:42:07.000 Keep going.

00:42:08.000 Oh, they should show his Twitter account.

00:42:12.000 He claimed he was attacked.

00:42:15.000 He's Jewish.

00:42:16.000 Anyway, sorry.

00:42:17.000 So that's hate crimes.

00:42:19.000 I don't know.

00:42:20.000 I mean, they're all the same.

00:42:21.000 I don't see it as the most clown world moment of 2020.

00:42:28.000 Then the NASCAR noose, I was going to put in there, but I looked into it and it kind of is legit.

00:42:35.000 Really?

00:42:35.000 Yeah.

00:42:36.000 Yes, every garage has a pull, but they're just strings.

00:42:42.000 His was the only one that was a noose, and it was a noosey noose.

00:42:45.000 I think there's a picture of it here.

00:42:46.000 We found only 11 that had pull-down rope tied in a knot and only one noose.

00:42:53.000 The one discovered on Sunday in Bubba Wallace's garage.

00:42:56.000 Okay.

00:42:57.000 Sorry, Bubba.

00:42:58.000 I still think if I was a fucking, you know, they used to give bounties for kilts in Scotland.

00:43:05.000 And if you killed a Scotsman, you bring in his kilt and you would get money for that.

00:43:09.000 If you had a kilt hanging from my garage, I'd go, haha, guys.

00:43:12.000 So you got to develop from thicker skin.

00:43:14.000 But that looks like it was a bonafide racist moment.

00:43:17.000 I didn't include 25, that UFO video, because that's not really clown world.

00:43:22.000 Clown world has to be, can you believe this shit we're doing to ourselves?

00:43:25.000 Aliens coming here isn't more like, oh, those crazy liberals, what will they think of next?

00:43:31.000 Sending aliens down here.

00:43:33.000 They do send illegal aliens.

00:43:35.000 So that one wasn't in.

00:43:37.000 And then the suitcases, it's so hard to look up election gate shit because I don't know if it's because I'm kicked off of Google, because I've been banned from YouTube, but when I go through any election thing, it's nine pages of, like look up the suitcases, look up Georgia's suitcases votes.

00:43:56.000 And it's like Washington Post, CNN, for three pages.

00:44:00.000 And you go, all right, fine, I'll scroll through these.

00:44:03.000 And then eventually.

00:44:04.000 I'm on DuckDuckGo.

00:44:06.000 Oh, I was at home on Chrome.

00:44:09.000 Oh, yeah.

00:44:09.000 That'll do it.

00:44:10.000 Yeah.

00:44:12.000 Google Chrome.

00:44:12.000 See, this is great.

00:44:14.000 This is why you got to use Brave.

00:44:15.000 So try DuckDuckGo on Brave, not you.

00:44:19.000 And then try normal Chrome, what kids are doing now with their fucking school library.

00:44:24.000 And it's like five pages of Washington Post CNN.

00:44:27.000 And then you go, okay, at least I'll get to Breitbart Daily Caller, the National Review and shit.

00:44:31.000 No, you never do.

00:44:33.000 It jumps from all this shit to, look, no, debunk, debunk, debunk.

00:44:39.000 And then you get, you go, and then it jumps from super lefty mainstream stuff to super right weirdo shit that's got pop-up ads everywhere and you've never heard of the site before called like american eagle of death air tv yeah is that a thing so the suitcases uh it doesn't look as juicy as it did before so that's out george floyd i didn't put that in because he did die of asphyxiation that was the i mean he odd on fentanyl

00:45:40.000 says says see you later race traitor to prince harry after he marries meghan markle and there's a swastika on it he's in a juvie now for four fucking years.

00:45:50.000 Get out of here.

00:45:52.000 And it was an online post.

00:45:53.000 Four years and three months in a young offender's, what do they call it?

00:45:56.000 Scroll down?

00:45:58.000 In a young offender institution.

00:45:59.000 Juvie.

00:46:01.000 What the fuck?

00:46:02.000 That would have made it.

00:46:03.000 That's my favorite kind of Clown World story.

00:46:05.000 That's a perfect example of Clown World.

00:46:07.000 Okay, it included a swastika, but even so.

00:46:10.000 Okay.

00:46:11.000 Okay, yeah.

00:46:12.000 He's a shithead.

00:46:13.000 He's a shithead.

00:46:14.000 He's a shithead.

00:46:16.000 And that symbol is the symbol of the German army, a bunch of jerks that we fought in World War II and eventually won.

00:46:23.000 Yeah.

00:46:23.000 It's bad.

00:46:24.000 It's rude.

00:46:25.000 It's offensive.

00:46:27.000 It's on Sid Vicious's shirt.

00:46:30.000 The fat mannequins was 2019.

00:46:32.000 I thought that was this year.

00:46:33.000 I can't believe that's over a year ago.

00:46:36.000 She said, there was some fat celebrity who said, a fat plus model, who said, it's so disheartening working in an industry where you think that great strides are being made, only to be starkly reminded that fat phobia is rampant.

00:46:50.000 And no matter what we do, we will never be respected.

00:46:53.000 Correct.

00:46:54.000 I am scared of being fat.

00:46:56.000 I am fat phobic.

00:46:57.000 I haven't been to the gym because of this COVID thing.

00:46:59.000 I got to wait for the test.

00:47:00.000 But I just noticed I was about halfway up my dick.

00:47:04.000 I was almost past the head as far as looking down in the shower.

00:47:08.000 And now I'm back to foreskin.

00:47:10.000 Nice.

00:47:10.000 I don't like that.

00:47:11.000 That's not good.

00:47:11.000 I want to see my whole cock, ideally.

00:47:13.000 It's beautiful.

00:47:15.000 I'm never going to see my whole cock, but I would like to get to see the shaft at least while looking down.

00:47:20.000 And that's not good.

00:47:22.000 I want to be in shape.

00:47:24.000 They say that if you can stay under, if you're a normal height like me, 5'11 or 5'10 and a half, unfortunately, if you can stay under 200, you add like 20 years to your life.

00:47:34.000 I want to be around.

00:47:35.000 I want to stay under 200.

00:47:38.000 And then that obese rapper that was on the Calvin Klein ads, that was 2019.

00:47:42.000 Remember her?

00:47:45.000 She's fucking hideous.

00:47:48.000 Chica, look at that.

00:47:50.000 That's a fucking pig.

00:47:52.000 Imagine that was a white man and he was in a show where he had a hot chick.

00:47:57.000 People would be so pissed off.

00:47:58.000 They'd go like, why is that fat, disgusting piece of shit?

00:48:01.000 Like King of Queens.

00:48:03.000 All the feminists hated that show because they're like, why would a fat piece of shit, disgusting pig like Kevin James get such a hot wife?

00:48:14.000 They always make fun of like for like white trash stuff.

00:48:16.000 Like picture, this is a guy.

00:48:18.000 He's white and he's got like a wife beat around with stains on it.

00:48:21.000 Like that is the disdain of people that hate rednecks.

00:48:24.000 Yeah.

00:48:24.000 If that was a guy who said this, if there was a guy on the cover of a health magazine that said this is healthy and he's a big fat pig, people would laugh their heads off.

00:48:32.000 I would.

00:48:32.000 This is what I don't like.

00:48:34.000 The hypocrisy.

00:48:35.000 Like I was saying yesterday with Cardi B, I don't care that someone raunchy was interviewing the president, but I want to see Walker Wheeler interview a presidential candidate.

00:48:45.000 I want to see Sid Vicious, Johnny Rotten.

00:48:47.000 If you want to play hardball, let's play hardball.

00:48:49.000 You know what I mean?

00:48:51.000 But it's one way.

00:48:53.000 Black women can talk about their wet pussies and no one else can.

00:48:57.000 I want to talk about my wet pussy.

00:49:00.000 Here's another one that I didn't put in, 28.

00:49:03.000 The polyamorous stepdad who attacked the baby.

00:49:06.000 I thought he killed the baby, but he just, he slapped it around.

00:49:09.000 Remember these fucking disgusting losers?

00:49:14.000 With that weird rat guy?

00:49:16.000 Oh, yeah.

00:49:17.000 And they were just guys that were like, I get horny about once a week.

00:49:20.000 And she's like, I get horny once a day.

00:49:22.000 No one loves me.

00:49:23.000 I know.

00:49:24.000 She'll get laid five times a week.

00:49:26.000 They'll get laid there once a week they need.

00:49:29.000 And everyone's happy.

00:49:30.000 But then she got pregnant from the rat.

00:49:32.000 And then Ethan there was like, that rat's baby's too loud.

00:49:34.000 And he beat the baby, but the baby lived.

00:49:36.000 So I thought, no, you don't make the cuts.

00:49:39.000 Jake Paul knocking out Nate Robinson.

00:49:42.000 I was going to put that in, especially because Vice asked if it's racist, but she claims that she was kidding.

00:49:49.000 Okay.

00:49:50.000 So it doesn't, I don't believe, I'm not sure I believe you that you were kidding, but if that's your take, then I can include it in a Clown World moment.

00:49:58.000 And we've had celebrity boxing forever.

00:50:00.000 I remember 10 years ago watching the Brady Bunch fight each other.

00:50:05.000 Remember that red-headed guy?

00:50:07.000 Danny Bonaducci.

00:50:08.000 Danny Bonaducci.

00:50:09.000 So that's been a thing for a long time.

00:50:14.000 Tiger King reaching the president.

00:50:17.000 Sort of.

00:50:18.000 That one was very close.

00:50:21.000 Mr. President, I'm asking for a full porter because that bitch, Carol Biscuits has tigers.

00:50:28.000 And then I was going to put this one in for fun, 3-2.

00:50:31.000 The most clown, but this was definitely the most clown world conversation I've ever heard.

00:50:36.000 Remember this?

00:50:37.000 Fucking mess?

00:50:38.000 The why of things.

00:50:40.000 If we could get to a point where jump in the middle.

00:50:44.000 This thing is amazing.

00:50:45.000 I should be in the Louvre.

00:50:47.000 Only because they're still awake from slavery.

00:50:49.000 Don't feel guilty.

00:50:50.000 Just acknowledge.

00:50:51.000 Heard.

00:50:52.000 Heard.

00:50:53.000 What?

00:50:53.000 Have you ever heard that?

00:50:55.000 Who brings cue cards to a discussion?

00:50:58.000 And I've never heard it before.

00:50:59.000 And I went, what?

00:51:00.000 He talked to this person.

00:51:01.000 He explained it to me.

00:51:02.000 Heard.

00:51:04.000 White allergies.

00:51:06.000 White allergies.

00:51:08.000 That by where we were raised and how we were raised in our history growing up, there are certain just imported, obvious ways that we're prejudiced in ways that we don't even understand.

00:51:22.000 We got white allergies.

00:51:23.000 They may not even know it.

00:51:24.000 And so I was sitting there, you know, looking at my own life, and I sit there and I go, all right, I'm me.

00:51:33.000 And I realized I'm allergic to niggers.

00:51:37.000 I chew.

00:51:38.000 Like when I look at you, I chew.

00:51:40.000 And it's not my fault.

00:51:42.000 You know, is it your fault if you're allergic to cats?

00:51:45.000 If your fault are you allergic to dust.

00:51:47.000 So that's my way of saying I don't want to be around you right now or ever.

00:51:54.000 I'm going to leave now.

00:51:56.000 I'm going to take my mic off.

00:51:57.000 And I'm going to go because of my white allergies.

00:52:00.000 You are dust to me.

00:52:01.000 You're a cat.

00:52:03.000 And you should take offense to that as much as a cat would take offense if I was to walk out of that room.

00:52:09.000 Do you understand?

00:52:12.000 I thought I was going to be mad.

00:52:13.000 And McConaughey ends his career.

00:52:16.000 With a good point.

00:52:17.000 With science.

00:52:18.000 With one of the most shocking analogies in the history of discussions.

00:52:24.000 Discussions heard.

00:52:26.000 Heard.

00:52:27.000 I hate the hand gestures.

00:52:29.000 Yeah.

00:52:30.000 So we need, and the thing about it is they're just talking shit.

00:52:35.000 And anytime they go near facts, they fuck it up.

00:52:37.000 Like that guy, he's a football player.

00:52:39.000 I forget his name.

00:52:39.000 What's his name?

00:52:40.000 Anthony Ayuchi or something?

00:52:42.000 Oh, wait, it was Achu.

00:52:44.000 Achu.

00:52:44.000 Because we'd say bless you every time we say you.

00:52:46.000 Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:52:47.000 What's his name?

00:52:48.000 I'll see here.

00:52:49.000 I've got to open it up.

00:52:50.000 I'll look at you or something.

00:52:51.000 I'll look at you and I want to fucking puke.

00:52:54.000 Hey.

00:52:56.000 But at one point he goes, the difference, people say that black men kill black men in black and black crime, yes.

00:53:03.000 But when they do that, they go to jail.

00:53:05.000 When a cop kills a black man, he gets an award.

00:53:09.000 And you're like, 75 to 80% of the crimes in the hood go totally unsolved, which should be obvious to you.

00:53:16.000 What are you going to do?

00:53:17.000 Get out your clipboard and go door to door in South Central?

00:53:20.000 Hi, there was a shooting earlier.

00:53:22.000 I'm the cop from The Simpsons, and I'd like to get as much information as I can, please.

00:53:27.000 Okay, his name was LaQuan James.

00:53:29.000 He's a major gangbanger in this area, and he was killing a competitor, a guy named Raquanda, and he was encroaching on his territory.

00:53:39.000 So I'm happy to go to court and explain everything, and let's get this guy behind bars.

00:53:46.000 The why of things.

00:53:51.000 You're not smart.

00:53:53.000 Which is fine.

00:53:54.000 Some of my best friends aren't smart.

00:53:57.000 I just don't like the pretending and the science of putting a finger up your ass.

00:54:04.000 All right, let's do Election Gate.

00:54:06.000 Yes.

00:54:07.000 The gate in which the election info.

00:54:11.000 Thanks for that cool song.

00:54:22.000 Oh, I know why I can't pass this buck.

00:54:24.000 It's going to be over soon.

00:54:27.000 There will be no election gate in a week, maybe even in a couple of days.

00:54:32.000 I was saying at Carpe 2 this morning, like, what are we going to do tomorrow?

00:54:37.000 Go to D.C. and get more votes for Trump?

00:54:40.000 Does anyone think that's going to happen?

00:54:42.000 The cheaters won.

00:54:44.000 We lost.

00:54:45.000 And we lost because we didn't cheat.

00:54:47.000 We should have cheated.

00:54:48.000 We should have played Dirty Pool.

00:54:49.000 They're going to have suitcases.

00:54:50.000 We should have had suitcases.

00:54:52.000 We should have had fake ballots.

00:54:54.000 That's the mission we're in.

00:54:55.000 People say, you're violent.

00:54:57.000 No, the violence from Prowboys is a reaction to the violence from Antifa.

00:55:00.000 The violence is there.

00:55:02.000 We're just saying fight back against it.

00:55:04.000 Don't let them trample you.

00:55:06.000 The cheating is there.

00:55:07.000 We know the cheating happens.

00:55:08.000 We've known this since way before Trump.

00:55:10.000 We've exposed all kinds of voter fraud forever.

00:55:14.000 And we saw them changing the law slowly over the past four years.

00:55:18.000 We saw big tech changing the American conversation.

00:55:20.000 And we just had to take the high road.

00:55:23.000 That was stupid, and they lost.

00:55:24.000 Cheaters never win.

00:55:26.000 No, cheaters pretty much always win.

00:55:28.000 The Houston Astros have the World Series.

00:55:32.000 Well, I'm not stupid in their level.

00:55:33.000 Okay.

00:55:34.000 Their level's winning.

00:55:36.000 Our level is losing.

00:55:37.000 Well, we're Christians.

00:55:39.000 Okay.

00:55:40.000 Christian it up.

00:55:41.000 Have fun and happy.

00:55:44.000 I'm turning into Sebastian Matto.

00:55:49.000 Yeah, I wish there was all this controversy about 17,000 Trump votes where just the Trump thing was and no other boxes were filled in.

00:55:59.000 I would love that.

00:56:00.000 And I would go, they'd go, you complain about the Biden ones with the dot.

00:56:04.000 What about the Trump ones?

00:56:05.000 I go, yeah, those are probably bullshit too.

00:56:07.000 Fuck you.

00:56:09.000 Sounds like we cheated.

00:56:12.000 We got a beer in the fridge.

00:56:13.000 I wonder.

00:56:15.000 I wonder.

00:56:22.000 I don't think that there was election fraud.

00:56:25.000 I know there was election fraud.

00:56:27.000 There's just one.

00:56:29.000 Oh, yeah.

00:56:31.000 Fuck.

00:56:32.000 That's what I used to like to do in Coke days.

00:56:34.000 Uh-huh.

00:56:34.000 Pretending you lost those.

00:56:35.000 Oh, fuck, we're done.

00:56:36.000 And I go, hmm.

00:56:37.000 If only someone had thought to buy an extra bag for the late night.

00:56:42.000 And they go, oh, yes.

00:56:44.000 And I go, I knew it.

00:56:46.000 I knew we would run out early.

00:56:48.000 Anyway, here.

00:56:49.000 Oh.

00:56:50.000 And I just see all these faces go, oh.

00:56:52.000 That's what I'm saying.

00:56:52.000 It's like I punched them in the face.

00:56:54.000 I'm hurt.

00:56:55.000 You've hurt me today.

00:56:57.000 One of my buddies was a severe cocaine addict, so it was like murdering him.

00:57:01.000 Like he wouldn't speak to me for the rest of the day.

00:57:02.000 Like, he'd go to sleep after that.

00:57:03.000 No, he would leave.

00:57:04.000 He'd go get Coke.

00:57:05.000 Yeah.

00:57:06.000 He would have, I would get tired around three, maybe four, and be like, no matter how much Coke was in Baldwin, I'm happy to hit the hay at four.

00:57:14.000 And he would go on and have another evening.

00:57:17.000 There was this all-night bar deep in Brooklyn that wasn't in a hipster neighborhood.

00:57:22.000 It was like old people and some guy with no teeth.

00:57:25.000 Really, really dark, not loud music playing.

00:57:28.000 They didn't want to get busted.

00:57:28.000 It was illegal.

00:57:29.000 But it was open from like four to nine.

00:57:32.000 And he knew them all.

00:57:33.000 One time I managed to stay up a bit.

00:57:35.000 He's like, hey, Peggy.

00:57:36.000 She's like, hey, Dan, how's it going?

00:57:39.000 I used a fake name there to cover his tracks.

00:57:42.000 We were on the beach, like, trying to watch the sun rise.

00:57:46.000 So it was dark.

00:57:46.000 Trying to watch, what are you, Matthew McConaughey now?

00:57:48.000 Trying to watch the sun.

00:57:49.000 Trying to watch the sun rise.

00:57:51.000 The rise of sun.

00:57:53.000 And I found a blunt and it looks like a stick, and there were sticks everywhere all over the beach.

00:57:57.000 Like, fuck.

00:57:58.000 I found it.

00:57:58.000 And I was like, I just walked back like this.

00:58:00.000 That was a good moment.

00:58:02.000 See, your thing, if you're like, if you pull out the middle finger, like, I don't have Coke, but then you had Coke, it would have made everybody feel good, but you made everybody feel bad.

00:58:09.000 Oh, you know what I could have done?

00:58:11.000 You go like that, and they go, oh, fuck, dude.

00:58:14.000 And I go, just kidding.

00:58:15.000 And then it's sugar.

00:58:17.000 Dude, why do you have to bring it back?

00:58:18.000 What is this?

00:58:20.000 You're going to hurt people like that.

00:58:21.000 You know what I did once?

00:58:22.000 There was this girl I wanted to take home really badly.

00:58:25.000 And I go, and she was a bit of a chunky monkey.

00:58:29.000 And she goes, I don't know.

00:58:31.000 I'm kind of in a relationship.

00:58:32.000 And I was like, I got Coke.

00:58:35.000 And she goes, okay.

00:58:37.000 I didn't have Coke.

00:58:38.000 So I take her back and I say, I get some sugar.

00:58:44.000 And she goes, What the fuck is this?

00:58:46.000 I go, I know these Colombian dudes and they get it before it gets processed.

00:58:49.000 So this is like pre-stepped on Coke.

00:58:51.000 And I put it in the microwave for some reason, just to make it look like it's a thing.

00:58:57.000 And then I put it in for like 10 seconds, take it out.

00:59:00.000 I try to mash it a little bit so it's because sugar, obviously every cube is exactly the same.

00:59:05.000 You want to add some powder in there.

00:59:07.000 And then we would do it and make out.

00:59:09.000 And she's like, I'm not really feeling anything from this Coke.

00:59:11.000 I just assumed that we'd get into the sex of things, the why of blowjobs.

00:59:19.000 And it didn't happen.

00:59:21.000 I think she just picked up her stuff and went home.

00:59:23.000 Oh, you didn't get to see her.

00:59:24.000 At like five, which is particularly insulting.

00:59:27.000 I'm done.

00:59:27.000 Here we go.

00:59:28.000 I'm done.

00:59:29.000 All right.

00:59:30.000 Don Laman thinks people like you and I are fucking bullshit.

00:59:34.000 Check out how he swears he crams in here because he's so mad.

00:59:37.000 He doesn't say bitch.

00:59:39.000 If you would stop telling them that and start telling them the truth, then maybe they would believe the truth that the election was not stolen and that it was a clean election, according to everyone who has investigated, most of them Republicans.

00:59:51.000 So stop saying that we must respect Trump supporters who believe bullshit because it is bullshit that you have been feeding them.

01:00:00.000 The president and you have been feeding them the BS and now that they believe it, all of a sudden you're sometimes fulfilling prophecy and feedback, Luke.

01:00:10.000 I can't believe that.

01:00:11.000 My constituents believe this, so I must go up.

01:00:13.000 And yet I told them that this is what it's all BS.

01:00:17.000 And it's all made up.

01:00:18.000 And guess what?

01:00:19.000 As I said, when Trump was in office for, you know, in the middle of this, karma is a you-know-what.

01:00:28.000 Because there will come a time when Democrats will have to be.

01:00:30.000 So you can't say bitch.

01:00:31.000 And if they start doing the same thing that you have been doing for the last couple of years, you are going to be pissed off.

01:00:36.000 And guess what?

01:00:37.000 It has happened.

01:00:38.000 Sorry.

01:00:40.000 Karma's a bitch, pissed off bullshit.

01:00:43.000 He's mad at anyone who believes in election fraud.

01:00:48.000 But this Bobby Pitton brought up an interesting point.

01:00:54.000 You've got to sort of read the first one, the middle one first, the bottom one first.

01:00:58.000 I have some absolutely stunning news reports.

01:00:59.000 I examined just over 9 million records and have identified half a million unique last names.

01:01:05.000 A quarter million or just under half of the total last names in Pennsylvania only belong to one and only one person.

01:01:12.000 So what exactly does this post mean?

01:01:14.000 The Honorable Potis Ronald Trump has stated that he was leading by over 700,000 votes, only to see it vanish by the end of the night after a spike of 337,000 votes showed up for Biden.

01:01:24.000 This occurred in the wee hours of November 4th.

01:01:30.000 It was reported that our POTUS lost 80,000 votes.

01:01:32.000 So what happened?

01:01:33.000 Someone ordered the destruction of a million votes.

01:01:36.000 They literally took entire groups, certain last names in varying counties across the 67 that exist in PA, and removed them from the voting records after the vote.

01:01:47.000 I mean, we're getting kind of example exhaustion at this point, right?

01:01:52.000 And should I add them to the Election Gate thing on censor.tv?

01:01:56.000 I guess.

01:01:57.000 Has that been updated regularly?

01:01:59.000 I believe so.

01:02:01.000 Okay, here's something I'm a little late on because I've been away, but what the fuck?

01:02:09.000 I sent you all of these in a separate email.

01:02:11.000 What in the Sam fucking Hillary is...

01:02:15.000 Do you like my all gas, no brakes shirt?

01:02:17.000 Did you get that?

01:02:18.000 It's the guy.

01:02:20.000 And then it's gas with an X on it.

01:02:22.000 No.

01:02:23.000 Guy, all gas, no brakes.

01:02:27.000 This took forever to get here.

01:02:28.000 I must have bought it a month ago.

01:02:30.000 Oh!

01:02:31.000 What?

01:02:32.000 Did you get your AOC shirt?

01:02:34.000 Yeah?

01:02:35.000 Okay.

01:02:35.000 Wear that another day.

01:02:37.000 Okay.

01:02:39.000 Wouldn't it be great if we could get this guy on censored.tv?

01:02:42.000 I heard Vice, he tried to get a job with Vice, and they said, no.

01:02:47.000 Guys, the guy was obviously gold from the very first video we saw.

01:02:51.000 What are you doing to the lighting?

01:02:52.000 Nothing.

01:02:54.000 Why does it look so gray here all of a sudden?

01:02:59.000 Anyway, sorry.

01:03:00.000 Linwood was this guy.

01:03:03.000 He helped the Coming to Catholic school kids get their money.

01:03:06.000 Although Jacob Wall was saying he didn't help them do shit.

01:03:10.000 He said they settled out of court for a small fee, nothing close to what they're talking about.

01:03:16.000 That's all bullshit.

01:03:17.000 He tried to get that big money, but he didn't.

01:03:20.000 That's the word on the street.

01:03:21.000 But the guy's gone completely fucking nutso.

01:03:25.000 Now, I don't think you're going to get these in the right order because you never do anything right.

01:03:28.000 But look at some of these tweets he was putting out.

01:03:32.000 I believe Chief Justice John Roberts and a multitude of powerful individuals worldwide are being blackmailed in a horrendous scheme involving rape and murder of children.

01:03:43.000 This makes Alex Jones look like Don Lamon.

01:03:47.000 What's the next one?

01:03:49.000 Captured on videotape.

01:03:52.000 I have the key to the files containing the videos.

01:03:54.000 I have also shared this information.

01:03:56.000 With who?

01:03:57.000 The blackmail scheme is conducted by members of 10 of the world's most well-known and elite intelligence agencies.

01:04:04.000 I guess the FBI.

01:04:05.000 Oh, he's saying he's shared it so the FBI doesn't just kill him.

01:04:08.000 One of the groups was hacked by a group known as Lizard Squad.

01:04:12.000 The blackmail files of rape and murder were obtained by this group and copy that was provided to Isaac Cappy.

01:04:18.000 I believe Chief Justice John Robbins.

01:04:20.000 So there we go.

01:04:21.000 Keep going.

01:04:23.000 The blackmail targets are approached with a gun, a child, and a camera.

01:04:29.000 The target is ordered to rape the child on video.

01:04:32.000 The target is then ordered to shoot the child on video.

01:04:36.000 The target, what the fuck?

01:04:38.000 I have to admit that there is a molecule in me that believes this.

01:04:43.000 So I'm half, not half, I'm 99% laughing at how absurd this is, and I'm 1% going, what if?

01:04:51.000 Imagine.

01:04:53.000 The target is then owned and controlled by the blackmailers until blackmail evidence loses its value.

01:05:01.000 After Cappy received the hacked files from members of Lizard Squad, he gave the files to one friend and the encryption key to another friend.

01:05:08.000 He provided this information to his friends shortly before he was murdered, May 13th, 2019.

01:05:13.000 Members of Lizard Squad were jailed for hacking.

01:05:17.000 Jeffrey Epstein used the same blackmail scheme of child.

01:05:20.000 This is not a random dude on the street.

01:05:21.000 This is Lynn Wood.

01:05:22.000 This was one of Trump's lawyers or a lawyer involved in working with Trump, working with Trump's top advisors.

01:05:31.000 Jeffrey Epstein used the same blackmail scheme of child rape and child murder to either further his own interests or those of any intelligence agency with whom he worked.

01:05:40.000 Keep going.

01:05:41.000 All who flew on his private jet or visited his island must be immediately interrogated and brought to justice.

01:05:48.000 Whoa.

01:05:51.000 And then what's the other one?

01:05:52.000 If Pence is arrested?

01:05:54.000 Pence is going to be arrested tomorrow?

01:05:58.000 I think it's blue.

01:06:02.000 Yeah, if Pence is arrested, Secretary Pompeo will save the election.

01:06:06.000 Pence will be in jail awaiting trial for treason.

01:06:08.000 He will face execution by firing squad.

01:06:12.000 Why not just give him the chair?

01:06:14.000 When did we last do firing squad?

01:06:16.000 He is a coward and will sing like a bird and confess all.

01:06:21.000 What?

01:06:23.000 This guy's lost it.

01:06:25.000 And if it's true, then he's a dead man, clearly.

01:06:29.000 If you regularly have children raped and murdered, you're a very powerful person and you obviously have no ethics and are happy to murder Lynn Wood at the drop of a hat.

01:06:42.000 So Jenna Ellis, who was working with him, separates herself from him, 35.

01:06:47.000 I do not support the statements of attorney Lynn Wood.

01:06:49.000 I support the rule of law.

01:06:51.000 And then we have jump to 3-7.

01:06:53.000 Nick Sandman, the guy that put him on the map, that was the Christian Covenant Catholic school kid who was like the Covenant Catholic school student Linwood defend against media slanders now attacking him.

01:07:09.000 So I'm sorry, but what the hell?

01:07:12.000 Yeah, that's perfect.

01:07:13.000 That's perfect.

01:07:22.000 Okay, let's jump to Antifa BLM.

01:07:28.000 Hit it.

01:07:42.000 Fuck yo, Dad.

01:07:46.000 Far left journalist who planned firebomb attacks.

01:07:49.000 Now, this is some little girl who did like local radio news in Arkansas.

01:07:54.000 Hi, everyone.

01:07:56.000 She's quite cute.

01:07:58.000 I like her little pig nose.

01:08:01.000 Far left journalists charged in firebomb attacks.

01:08:04.000 Go up in BLM firebomb attacks on police vehicles in Arkansas.

01:08:11.000 Like they say that Proud Boys or Patriots were attacking media and attacking journalists.

01:08:16.000 These aren't journalists.

01:08:17.000 There's basically two types of journalists on the left.

01:08:19.000 There's tattletales and there's radical activists.

01:08:24.000 This is a radical activist.

01:08:27.000 But she's quite attractive.

01:08:30.000 The other two are not.

01:08:32.000 Is that a Brittany Jeffrey?

01:08:35.000 Elaine Espinoza Villegas.

01:08:37.000 Yeah, that's a girl.

01:08:38.000 That ugly little dyke.

01:08:39.000 On the right?

01:08:40.000 Yeah.

01:08:41.000 And then the other, the black girl looks like a jolly black Santa.

01:08:47.000 I want to sit on her lap and wish for a new Range Rover.

01:08:51.000 Check her out, though.

01:08:54.000 Number 40 is another yummy picture of her.

01:08:57.000 I think she's half rice.

01:09:01.000 Is it half a?

01:09:02.000 Yeah, that's my cup of tea right there.

01:09:04.000 Hello.

01:09:05.000 I knew a white girl who looked like that.

01:09:07.000 And when she was born, her dad was a Vietnam vet.

01:09:10.000 And the mom says, what did you get up to over there in Vietnam?

01:09:16.000 You think I have changed eggs in my carry the baby?

01:09:22.000 Oh, yeah.

01:09:22.000 I got a fucking seahorse on my penis.

01:09:27.000 What did you get up to there, becoming an Asian out there?

01:09:31.000 Stuffing ovaries into your vas deferenti?

01:09:34.000 Did you have a sperm transplant?

01:09:36.000 Oh, this is off topic, but speaking of hotties, check out this woman.

01:09:39.000 She's doing that mime comedy that the youngsters are into today, making fun of Nigella Lawson and how sexual she is.

01:09:47.000 But as I'm watching it, I'm like, yeah, what a funny joke.

01:09:52.000 What this?

01:09:52.000 Yeah.

01:09:55.000 Oh yeah.

01:09:58.000 Eagle Peak is plenty the story of my life.

01:10:03.000 I've never made any secret of the fact that I am a complete tart.

01:10:09.000 Everybody loves rest here.

01:10:11.000 Bit like the tabloids.

01:10:13.000 And I'm right, they are being spoiled.

01:10:16.000 Okay.

01:10:18.000 Sausage.

01:10:18.000 It makes me laugh every time I see it.

01:10:21.000 Not hard.

01:10:22.000 It will firm up because any minute now it's going to be covered luxuriantly with my sweet juices.

01:10:31.000 Ah.

01:10:33.000 Very heady aroma.

01:10:36.000 Like that's a tenth, right?

01:10:39.000 She's an Indian, isn't she?

01:10:41.000 No?

01:10:41.000 It's what you put in the difference.

01:10:44.000 And, just in case it's a sizable colour.

01:10:46.000 0% accurate.

01:10:47.000 Hold it away from me and set fire to it.

01:10:50.000 Look at other pictures of her.

01:10:54.000 Maggie Foster?

01:10:56.000 She's Indian, dude.

01:10:57.000 Look at the top.

01:10:59.000 She's not Indian.

01:11:01.000 Hell yeah, she's Indian.

01:11:02.000 She ain't no Indian motherfucker.

01:11:05.000 She is 100% Indian.

01:11:09.000 Shit, now you're brainwashing.

01:11:11.000 Dude, she is Indian.

01:11:12.000 My mom shouts at me to pick up my clothes.

01:11:15.000 Yeah, I'm really no.

01:11:18.000 Yeah, she's...

01:11:19.000 Oh, fuck.

01:11:19.000 We'd have ruined.

01:11:20.000 What a waste of time.

01:11:21.000 Not that I care racially.

01:11:23.000 I just...

01:11:24.000 It just sort of explains a lot of the beauty.

01:11:34.000 Let's.

01:11:34.000 oh, this is funny.

01:11:35.000 This can't wait.

01:11:36.000 Ted Wheeler, after trying to blow Antifa and give them whatever they want, this is 43, he said, you know what?

01:11:43.000 These guys are assholes.

01:11:45.000 Can I come and join you now?

01:11:47.000 Nope.

01:11:48.000 You made your bed.

01:11:49.000 Lie in it.

01:11:50.000 He's again, can't express this enough.

01:11:52.000 He's literally a joke.

01:11:54.000 Portlandia has a character that is the mayor of Portland.

01:11:57.000 This guy has been a joke for years.

01:12:00.000 My good faith efforts at de-escalation have been met with ongoing violence and even scorn from radical Antifa and anarchists.

01:12:13.000 In response, it will be necessary to use additional tools and to push the limits of the tools we already have to bring the criminal destruction and violence to an end.

01:12:26.000 Lawlessness and anarchy come at great expense and with great risk to the future and of our community.

01:12:35.000 With great power comes great response.

01:12:36.000 It's time to push.

01:12:37.000 All right, that's enough.

01:12:38.000 Because they attacked his home and they attack him at restaurants now?

01:12:43.000 Dude, they're anarchists and they're not like communal anarchists.

01:12:47.000 Like when I was a young man, you'd have bands like Crass that wanted to build a little community off the grid.

01:12:53.000 No, they want like the exploited anarchy.

01:12:56.000 There was sort of two teams of anarchists when I was a punk.

01:12:59.000 And Crass wanted to build a new society that was more equitable.

01:13:03.000 And the exploited were just like, they actually, there's a song, I think it's Punk's Not Dead.

01:13:09.000 No, it's called I Believe in Anarchy.

01:13:11.000 And at the beginning, it's like, don't you see Crass?

01:13:13.000 Crass are a bunch of fucking wankers.

01:13:15.000 They don't believe in anarchy and chaos.

01:13:17.000 I believe in anarchy.

01:13:20.000 Let's see old Pogo.

01:13:22.000 They're still going, by the way.

01:13:24.000 And that's what these modern anarchists are.

01:13:26.000 No walls, no borders, no walls, no USA at all.

01:13:30.000 They want to destroy it.

01:13:38.000 It must have been a live version.

01:13:40.000 Oh, yeah, that's the one that keeps coming up, live version.

01:13:44.000 Don't use hate class.

01:14:11.000 Okay, here's something slightly off topic.

01:14:14.000 So, Sadiq Khan in London had a Black Lives Matter fireworks thing for New Year's Eve.

01:14:20.000 How the fuck did they do this?

01:14:23.000 I'm speaking purely of physics now.

01:14:25.000 Obviously, it's annoying.

01:14:26.000 Go to the next one.

01:14:28.000 It's annoying that we're having radical leftist Marxist organizations celebrate the new year.

01:14:35.000 But watch this fist.

01:14:37.000 Progress follows fast.

01:14:41.000 This is one voice.

01:14:42.000 Help me out here.

01:14:43.000 Wait, that's got to be shit.

01:14:45.000 No, you can see it sinking now.

01:14:49.000 Like, I've seen them do, try to do words and stuff, and they're always really shitty.

01:14:55.000 Wait, what?

01:14:56.000 Is that like a drone?

01:14:58.000 Oh, that's...

01:14:59.000 What the fuck is it?

01:14:59.000 Is it drones?

01:15:00.000 It's got to be drones.

01:15:02.000 A drone formation?

01:15:03.000 Yeah, that's not fireworks.

01:15:04.000 I mean, I've seen them make shitty smiley faces that look like they have palsy.

01:15:07.000 Yeah, there's no way he has a fireworks.

01:15:08.000 But they're upside down.

01:15:09.000 Yeah, okay.

01:15:10.000 Okay, we solved it.

01:15:11.000 That was easy.

01:15:13.000 And finally, Nancy Pelosi's house was vandalized.

01:15:18.000 And the left says it's fake.

01:15:21.000 This was right-wingers doing it.

01:15:23.000 So the middle, it says 2K.

01:15:25.000 No, not good enough.

01:15:26.000 That's crossed out.

01:15:27.000 Cancel rent.

01:15:28.000 That makes sense.

01:15:30.000 I remember saying shit like that when I was 16.

01:15:32.000 This entire movement is a teenager's brain.

01:15:34.000 And then there's the circle A's.

01:15:36.000 And then you can't really see this, but in the middle, it says UBI.

01:15:39.000 That's universal basic income.

01:15:41.000 And the way they write in that sort of hip-hop font, that is like proud boys don't know how to do that.

01:15:49.000 You have to come from radical left, hip-hop, rap kind of thing.

01:15:55.000 And you can tell they're white by the way they spell.

01:15:58.000 They got a pig's head down there.

01:15:59.000 Yeah, a pig's head and then red paint.

01:16:02.000 And then I saw people going, it's definitely not Antifa.

01:16:04.000 There's probably a vegan among them that wouldn't appreciate the pig's head.

01:16:08.000 That's the best point, actually.

01:16:10.000 That's a really good point.

01:16:12.000 We used to buy pigs' brains for my shows as a punk rocker, Anal Chinook.

01:16:17.000 And I was a vegetarian.

01:16:20.000 But the song was called Use Your Brains Now.

01:16:22.000 And I had to have brains all over my face.

01:16:26.000 Yeah, what's 4.6?

01:16:27.000 4.6 is them saying, no, that's not real.

01:16:31.000 I obviously don't approve of people vandalizing politicians' homes.

01:16:37.000 I don't see a leftist writing, we want everything.

01:16:40.000 That sounds like a right-winger LARPing as a leftist.

01:16:42.000 No, it doesn't.

01:16:44.000 They said, we don't want Biden, we want revenge.

01:16:47.000 Anyway, I shouldn't be shitting on some dumb tweets.

01:16:50.000 All right, let's jump to COVID.

01:16:53.000 Because that's going to be over soon, too.

01:17:07.000 You've got all new ones, right?

01:17:08.000 Where they have a bigger bumper?

01:17:09.000 Yeah, all the V3s.

01:17:11.000 This is the V3 of the one that we're used to.

01:17:13.000 We can mix them up, too.

01:17:14.000 I like that we have a bunch.

01:17:17.000 Wait, why did the player stay on so long?

01:17:20.000 I don't know.

01:17:21.000 All right.

01:17:22.000 So, this is my favorite graph about COVID.

01:17:25.000 I want to photocopy this and leave it in every person's mailbox in the entire country.

01:17:30.000 Florida asked for trouble and they got it.

01:17:36.000 If trouble means having a great state where everyone's having a good time and there's no tension.

01:17:42.000 Dude, Vermont was like, my American thing would slowly drift off my face.

01:17:47.000 And people, strangers, employees, I didn't mind if they had a uniform on because I'm like, you're doing your job.

01:17:52.000 You don't want to get fired.

01:17:54.000 But when it's a stranger, I'm just like, go fuck yourself.

01:17:59.000 Or my buddy Ron, his new thing is he harasses people who have a mask.

01:18:03.000 He's like, hey, why are you wearing a mask?

01:18:05.000 Get your mask off.

01:18:07.000 But look at this chart.

01:18:10.000 So September 25th, Florida removed most restrictions.

01:18:16.000 Three days later, Fauci goes, This is really bad news.

01:18:19.000 You're going to fuck up.

01:18:20.000 And then look at the biggest Nazis, New York.

01:18:23.000 California's the worst.

01:18:24.000 And it's recently where they've really ramped it up.

01:18:26.000 And look how much.

01:18:27.000 It's almost like the more you ramp it up, the more you suffer.

01:18:31.000 Although Illinois seems to be going down, they're still miles ahead of Florida.

01:18:37.000 It doesn't work.

01:18:39.000 The mask doesn't work.

01:18:42.000 We're not in a crisis.

01:18:44.000 People are not dying in unprecedented numbers.

01:18:47.000 The deaths are the same.

01:18:48.000 They are every year.

01:18:50.000 And every year, the number of deaths go up with the population.

01:18:53.000 All they're doing is moving numbers from this old man died of cancer, but he happened to have COVID.

01:18:59.000 We're going to shift him over to COVID.

01:19:02.000 I don't even believe that Maddie has COVID.

01:19:04.000 They go, no, you're actually asymptomatic.

01:19:06.000 I had to go get raped up the nose because of that fucking lie.

01:19:11.000 Wait, go to the next picture.

01:19:12.000 Death rates the same every year.

01:19:19.000 Should have had it ready.

01:19:20.000 It's chronological.

01:19:23.000 Yes, that one.

01:19:25.000 Move me out of the way or move it.

01:19:28.000 1.2, 1.2, 1.2, 1.2, 1.1.

01:19:31.000 It's actually going down.

01:19:35.000 And the reason that it's going up every year is because the population's going up.

01:19:40.000 But it's always around, what is it, 8 per thousand?

01:19:45.000 I don't know exactly what this data is.

01:19:47.000 But the death rate has gone from 8.2 to 8.8 since 2014.

01:19:53.000 As has the population.

01:19:55.000 Nothing is happening here.

01:19:56.000 COVID makes no dent on death rate.

01:19:59.000 In fact, I've heard people say 2019 had a higher death rate, slightly higher than 2020.

01:20:08.000 Milo got into big trouble for criticizing nurses.

01:20:12.000 I didn't include a link for that.

01:20:15.000 But if you go to 47, he's right.

01:20:18.000 They're getting annoying.

01:20:19.000 The whole beauty, the whole culture of the medical profession is stoicism.

01:20:24.000 You sit there and you quietly accept.

01:20:30.000 Was that 14?

01:20:31.000 I mean, 47?

01:20:36.000 Dude, everything I'm doing is in order.

01:20:38.000 Yeah, the pictures.

01:20:39.000 Yeah, the pictures.

01:20:41.000 They're hog.

01:20:45.000 Jesus, that's 47.

01:20:47.000 Okay.

01:20:49.000 Shit.

01:20:50.000 Yeah.

01:20:51.000 Well, there was an ant.

01:20:52.000 It was an ante, no, it was Ian Miles Chong talking about nurses.

01:20:56.000 And he said, when are these bitches, he didn't say bitches, but when are these women going to stop?

01:21:00.000 And it was just video after video of choreographed dancing.

01:21:05.000 I mean, you've seen them a million times.

01:21:07.000 How do you find the time to do this?

01:21:08.000 And here's another thing a doctor friend pointed out to me.

01:21:10.000 He goes, they're employed.

01:21:14.000 Like, we've had buildings burnt down by rioters.

01:21:17.000 We've had small businesses be choked to death.

01:21:20.000 We've had mass suicides from these people losing their vocation.

01:21:24.000 Yet nurses are getting, they're getting paid when you see them there.

01:21:29.000 They're not exactly dying in droves.

01:21:31.000 Maybe just look him up and search the word stop.

01:21:35.000 Because I think that was his tweet.

01:21:37.000 It was just like, stop.

01:21:39.000 And someone, what they do now, speaking of tattletale journalists, is they have they scour Telegram and parlor for Milo saying something wrong or me or whoever, and then they go put it on blast and say, this is what he said, you guys, on his social media.

01:21:59.000 That's kind of the good thing about this paywall is they don't want to give me their credit card.

01:22:07.000 How far back are you going here?

01:22:08.000 This is a waste of time.

01:22:09.000 We don't have time for this shit.

01:22:10.000 You get the idea.

01:22:11.000 We don't need to see a visual for every single thing I say.

01:22:13.000 Well, that was Josh Hawley who they had his, they attacked his home, banged on his door, exactly like Tucker Carlson.

01:22:19.000 Mom and child scared inside, lunatics outside banging on the fucking door.

01:22:26.000 You know that guy Will Carlos from USA Today?

01:22:28.000 He's an Antifa journalist and he's obsessed with Proud Boys.

01:22:31.000 I came across this picture of him tattletailing on people in San Diego.

01:22:36.000 I guess he's in San Diego who were out.

01:22:38.000 Like, this is journalism today.

01:22:40.000 He's in his car tattletailing on people.

01:22:45.000 Not exactly Watergate, is it?

01:22:46.000 So this was locked down San Diego yesterday.

01:22:49.000 Downtown, allegedly under a court-at-home, quote-unquote stay-at-home order, was teeming with life.

01:22:55.000 Bars open, restaurants openly defying the law, all a couple of blocks from the county administration building.

01:23:02.000 They're flaunting it.

01:23:04.000 They're throwing themselves into the road gladly.

01:23:07.000 But here, 48, this is a great example of a title tale journalist getting smacked the fuck down.

01:23:15.000 Oh, this is heaven.

01:23:16.000 And it also shows you how these guys haven't done their research.

01:23:19.000 They don't care about the actual problem.

01:23:22.000 They're not trying to get to the bottom of everything.

01:23:24.000 They're trying to get a gotcha moment so they can go viral.

01:23:28.000 In response to this question, it will be necessary to use additional tools.

01:23:42.000 Now go back to the beginning because you're hearing CNN's version of this SmackDown.

01:23:46.000 So they're going to say, I was just trying to ask you a question, and he had a total suck attack.

01:23:50.000 No, you were being a silly cow, tattletale bitch, and you got served.

01:23:56.000 It was a very simple question.

01:23:58.000 Why?

01:23:58.000 What has gone wrong?

01:24:00.000 But Governor Ron DeSantis wouldn't even let me finish asking my question.

01:24:04.000 Take a listen.

01:24:06.000 Yes, he did.

01:24:08.000 Governor, what has gone wrong with Governor?

01:24:10.000 What has gone wrong with the rollout of the vaccine that we've seen?

01:24:13.000 Phone lines jammed, websites crashed.

01:24:16.000 There's a lot of demand.

01:24:18.000 Excuse me, excuse me.

01:24:20.000 You just said what has gone wrong, so I'm answering the question.

01:24:22.000 If I could complete the question, though.

01:24:24.000 So are you going to give the speech?

01:24:25.000 Are you going to ask the question?

01:24:27.000 Due respect, Governor.

01:24:31.000 You're giving a speech.

01:24:32.000 You asked the question.

01:24:33.000 I am trying to ask you.

01:24:35.000 How many questions?

01:24:36.000 You get three?

01:24:37.000 I think we got one question.

01:24:38.000 Why do you get three?

01:24:40.000 Do respect, Governor, I'm just asking if I could finish my question.

01:24:42.000 You didn't?

01:24:43.000 You finished the question.

01:24:44.000 I did not.

01:24:44.000 My full question is: what went wrong with the rollout of the vaccine when we've seen phone lines jammed, websites?

01:24:51.000 So you're repeating the question.

01:24:53.000 To complete it for you, Governor, we've seen websites crash and also senior citizens waiting overnight for the vaccine.

01:25:01.000 Where was that at?

01:25:03.000 We've seen it in Duval, Broward, Orange, and Lee County.

01:25:06.000 Why was like in Lee?

01:25:07.000 Why did that happen?

01:25:09.000 Did you investigate why?

01:25:10.000 That's my question to you, Governor.

01:25:12.000 You're the governor of the state.

01:25:13.000 I'm not the governor of the state.

01:25:14.000 Okay, but you didn't investigate why that happened.

01:25:16.000 Like in Lee County, why was there a big line?

01:25:19.000 Did you investigate why?

01:25:21.000 Could you tell us why?

01:25:22.000 Because we distributed vaccine to hospitals, and the hospital said, first come, first serve.

01:25:27.000 If you show up, we'll do it.

01:25:29.000 So they didn't use a registration system.

01:25:31.000 There wasn't anything that was done.

01:25:32.000 And there's a lot of demand for it.

01:25:34.000 So people are going to want to go ahead and do that.

01:25:36.000 There was no plan then from the state to make sure that senior citizens didn't wait outside overnight?

01:25:41.000 So the state is not dictating to hospitals how, we're not dictating to Carlos Magoya how he runs his operations here.

01:25:48.000 That would be a total disaster.

01:25:50.000 These guys are much more competent to be able to deliver health care services than a state government could ever be.

01:25:57.000 You want to know a trick for getting the test, by the way?

01:26:00.000 You go in there, they say it's no more watkins, it's appointment only.

01:26:03.000 And you dress working class.

01:26:05.000 You don't want to wear a suit.

01:26:07.000 Now, I've noticed when I dress working class that I get a lot of shit in other instances where they're like, it's closed.

01:26:14.000 And then you want to wear a suit.

01:26:15.000 Then they go, oh, sir, sorry, sir.

01:26:17.000 But when you're dealing with the black ladies who do the watkins stuff, you want to look like a hardworking guy.

01:26:23.000 So I've got my car heart.

01:26:25.000 You want to know a secret about my black car heart?

01:26:27.000 Yes.

01:26:27.000 When I bought it, it looked too new.

01:26:30.000 No, you didn't.

01:26:31.000 You threw stones in it and crap and threw it.

01:26:34.000 I've laced it through with a string and put it behind my $40,000 Land Rover.

01:26:40.000 And this was upstate.

01:26:41.000 This is years ago.

01:26:42.000 I drove it along my dirt road that I own.

01:26:46.000 I own the road.

01:26:47.000 That another man worked on that you hired.

01:26:49.000 That hardworking blue-collar guy has built beautifully.

01:26:51.000 I love it.

01:26:52.000 Can you wear this jacket while you work for my fucking property, please?

01:26:57.000 My grandfather used to do that.

01:26:59.000 He didn't like new clothes, so he would buy something like a jacket and he would put it under his front hallway rug.

01:27:07.000 So when you walked into his house, you're like, what the fuck?

01:27:09.000 Because you're walking over clothes, breaking them in for him.

01:27:13.000 That's cool.

01:27:15.000 So you just go there and you go, hey, and you look all tired and my car heart's all beaten up from what I did on my road three years ago.

01:27:21.000 And I go, my wife told me that I have an appointment now.

01:27:26.000 See, I'm so busy.

01:27:27.000 I don't even have a computer.

01:27:29.000 I'm out there swinging a sledgehammer.

01:27:32.000 And she goes, oh, okay, name Gavin McInnes.

01:27:37.000 And I'm like, yeah.

01:27:39.000 Okay.

01:27:40.000 Are you sure it's not Dennis?

01:27:42.000 I'm like, yeah, I'm pretty sure my name's not Dennis.

01:27:44.000 Giuseppe, we have a Giuseppe.

01:27:46.000 And I'm like, oh, I took work off.

01:27:49.000 And then she goes, no, no, we'll figure it out.

01:27:50.000 We'll figure it out.

01:27:51.000 And then she goes through all her notes.

01:27:52.000 And I can clearly see my name's not there because I didn't make an appointment.

01:27:55.000 She goes on the computer.

01:27:56.000 The computer is not working, of course.

01:27:58.000 It's taking forever to load, which is to my advantage.

01:28:00.000 And I go, oh, shit.

01:28:02.000 You'll be very polite, too.

01:28:04.000 You don't want to come across like, we'll find it, bitch.

01:28:08.000 So I'm like, oh, geez, that's really unfortunate.

01:28:11.000 Are you sure it's not there?

01:28:14.000 I didn't look at my Rolex.

01:28:15.000 Oh, man.

01:28:17.000 And she goes, you know what, we can do?

01:28:19.000 We'll just do a walk-in.

01:28:19.000 Just fill out that form there.

01:28:20.000 Oh, little old me.

01:28:22.000 And then so I just fill it out as a walk-in.

01:28:26.000 Not bad.

01:28:26.000 Like, fuck does that thing, it gets worse every time.

01:28:29.000 I think I've done five now.

01:28:31.000 And as I was walking back to my car, I thought, say there was a dick, right?

01:28:36.000 Yeah.

01:28:37.000 Erect.

01:28:38.000 And you just had to go like, and it doesn't touch any part of your throat.

01:28:43.000 It's the back of your throat?

01:28:45.000 Well, there's degrees here.

01:28:46.000 Does it get a condom?

01:28:47.000 Do you have to touch it?

01:28:48.000 What if it doesn't touch anything and you just go and it doesn't touch anything?

01:28:53.000 I would rather do that.

01:28:55.000 Hold an erect man's penis.

01:28:57.000 I would like it to be clean.

01:28:58.000 There's no face to it.

01:29:00.000 It's just coming out of the ground.

01:29:01.000 I don't give a fuck.

01:29:02.000 Oh, okay.

01:29:02.000 I don't want to ever see him again.

01:29:04.000 But he could be lying on his back.

01:29:06.000 And if this was the COVID test, I would hope it doesn't bump my tooth on the way down.

01:29:11.000 I would maybe practice with a pen for an hour getting good at it, if you will.

01:29:17.000 And being good at it, if you will.

01:29:22.000 Yeah, I'd rather do that than get the test.

01:29:24.000 It's not a joke.

01:29:26.000 I'd rather, if it came to touching a dick, I'd rather get the test.

01:29:31.000 But I might go.

01:29:34.000 I think I would rather kiss a dick.

01:29:35.000 There's nothing wrong with that.

01:29:37.000 Yes, there is, Dad.

01:29:38.000 What the fuck?

01:29:39.000 I would rather kiss a dick.

01:29:41.000 Go kiss a dick.

01:29:42.000 That's going to be my dad.

01:29:43.000 We are retarded.

01:29:44.000 Hey, you're not wearing your mask.

01:29:46.000 Go kiss a dick, lady.

01:29:47.000 I like get bent.

01:29:50.000 That's pretty cool.

01:29:51.000 You turn around!

01:29:58.000 Yeah, so that was amazing.

01:30:02.000 But go to 49.

01:30:03.000 There's a really great thread here about incompetent media and their reporting.

01:30:08.000 So that was Ron DeSantis of Florida.

01:30:11.000 This guy, 4.9, is wait.

01:30:19.000 Who is that we just saw?

01:30:20.000 Was that Ron DeSantis we just saw?

01:30:22.000 Okay.

01:30:22.000 So this is the same guy.

01:30:24.000 Yeah.

01:30:24.000 Today we agreed that man of the year is Ron DeSantis, Florida.

01:30:27.000 Sorry about that, folks.

01:30:28.000 Same guy, same guy.

01:30:28.000 So that awesome dude you just saw, totally roaster and tear her new ass.

01:30:32.000 He's been kicking ass in Florida.

01:30:34.000 Florida wins the COVID Olympics this year.

01:30:38.000 And then this guy, Drew Holden, is showing the differences between the way that a successful state like Florida is reported and a loser state like New York is reported.

01:30:48.000 New York wins because the left likes him.

01:30:52.000 But as of today, New York's deaths per 100K is 188.

01:30:57.000 It's about double Florida's, 96.

01:30:59.000 And that's, again, not the total numbers.

01:31:02.000 This is per 100,000K.

01:31:04.000 So it's a ratio.

01:31:06.000 So it matters.

01:31:10.000 New York is twice as bad as Florida, despite Florida having very little things.

01:31:15.000 But you would have no idea that was the case if you spend your days listening and watching MSNBC.

01:31:20.000 Miami Beach Mayor Gelber discusses Florida mayor's calling on Governor DeSantis to take action among surging coronavirus.

01:31:28.000 He's not listening to mainstream science at this point.

01:31:30.000 We're unleashing the virus and not even allowing local government.

01:31:34.000 And then how do they report Cuomo?

01:31:36.000 We handled it in New York and the nation learned nothing from that experience, frankly.

01:31:42.000 His audacity is fun.

01:31:45.000 Fun audacity.

01:31:46.000 Governor Cuomo says the lack of national plan for COVID-19, five months later, in many parts of this country, you're just as unprepared as you were on day one.

01:31:55.000 America learned nothing from my incredible skills at murdering old people.

01:32:00.000 The worst offender had to be CNN.

01:32:02.000 So CNN says of DeSantis, politics in front of lies.

01:32:07.000 DeSantis faces criticism over Florida's COVID-19 response.

01:32:11.000 And then Cuomo, for 111 consecutive days, New York Governor Andrew Cuomo sat before PowerPoint slides and graphs of COVID-19 cases and hospitalizations in the epicenter of the coronavirus pandemic in America.

01:32:23.000 On Friday, he delivered his final briefing of the crisis.

01:32:27.000 Oh, apparently they chose the dick more often than the Q-tip in their COVID tests.

01:32:33.000 What's the next one?

01:32:37.000 Oh, sorry.

01:32:38.000 Also very interesting, the ways that CNN chose it to humanize or not each governor's response.

01:32:43.000 So Ron DeSantis at the helm has become a global ground zero for COVID-19 cases and a poster child for the Trump administration and his closest allies in responding to the pandemic.

01:32:54.000 So he's not a person.

01:32:57.000 But Governor Cuomo's heartfelt message, look, he has a beating heart, says CNN.

01:33:02.000 He spoke to his brother.

01:33:04.000 He has a brother.

01:33:05.000 They're friends.

01:33:06.000 They hug.

01:33:07.000 I love you.

01:33:08.000 They literally said, I love you once at the end of an interview on CNN.

01:33:11.000 Chris is like, okay, brother, I love you.

01:33:13.000 He goes, I love you too, Chris.

01:33:17.000 Maybe there's going to be a little bit of a bias there when you love the person you're talking to.

01:33:22.000 Truth be told, this entire thread could have just focused on CNN.

01:33:25.000 Honestly, I think this side-by-side sums it all up.

01:33:27.000 So we have attorney Daniel Uthfluhr, who dresses as the Grim Reaper to warn beachgoers to stay at home, has sued Florida Governor Ron DeSantis for prematurely opening beaches.

01:33:37.000 So this guy, Ron DeSantis, is so horrible that activists are dressing as the Grim Reaper.

01:33:42.000 No info on the actual stats.

01:33:44.000 Just like that titletale journalist earlier, where he said, did you look up why this happened in Lee?

01:33:48.000 No, no, no.

01:33:49.000 They don't care about that.

01:33:52.000 So, fam, let's talk real mess.

01:33:54.000 It's so funny.

01:33:55.000 51-year-old actor Paul Rudd did a hello, fellow kids type parody.

01:34:03.000 I love it.

01:34:08.000 Both of these stories from New York Times build themselves a straight reporting.

01:34:12.000 Okay.

01:34:12.000 With infections now rapidly spreading in Florida while they retreat in New York, the two states have come to reflect the rapidly shifting course of the coronavirus epidemic.

01:34:21.000 Florida smirked at New York's virus crisis.

01:34:23.000 Now it's on.

01:34:25.000 Oh, sorry, now it has its own.

01:34:27.000 Now it's on would have been better.

01:34:28.000 But it doesn't have its own.

01:34:29.000 Like, go back to the previous picture.

01:34:32.000 That's not an opinion.

01:34:34.000 You're wrong.

01:34:36.000 Florida smirked and Florida was correct to smirk because New York's is twice as bad and New York has 10 times the restrictions.

01:34:45.000 So the smirk was accurate.

01:34:47.000 No, now you have your own.

01:34:49.000 Yeah.

01:34:49.000 That's like saying someone laughed at someone for having a bunch of problems and they have their own problems.

01:34:54.000 Well, how many problems are we talking here?

01:34:56.000 You can laugh if you have one problem.

01:34:58.000 The other person has 100.

01:34:59.000 It's rude, but you can.

01:35:02.000 Andrew Cuomo is the control freak we need right now.

01:35:04.000 In ordinary times, Mr. Cuomo's relentlessness and bullying drive New Yorkers crazy.

01:35:10.000 In the age of the coronavirus, they soothe our battered nerves.

01:35:14.000 It's like they're copywriters.

01:35:16.000 You know what I mean?

01:35:19.000 Okay, that's enough of that.

01:35:21.000 They're counting cancer patients as COVID patients.

01:35:24.000 I've seen a million of these.

01:35:26.000 5-0.

01:35:28.000 Where?

01:35:28.000 Outside?

01:35:29.000 5-0?

01:35:30.000 They're called the 12 now, Ryan.

01:35:32.000 Ah.

01:35:33.000 My father-in-law died of cancer yesterday.

01:35:34.000 To our shock, they blatantly told us they have to put COVID-19 as the cause, only because he tested positive 10 days prior to death.

01:35:40.000 My husband tried to fight that as he had no symptoms.

01:35:43.000 No chance, Nurse said.

01:35:44.000 It's government regulations.

01:35:46.000 I mean, that's just a little story, and it's anecdotal, but it's also indicative of a pattern.

01:35:51.000 And I've seen this a million times.

01:35:54.000 Guy has a piano fall on his head.

01:35:56.000 He has COVID.

01:35:56.000 It's a COVID death.

01:35:58.000 George Floyd is the only time I've seen someone with COVID not be called a COVID death.

01:36:05.000 This is a fucking amazing article I could have done the whole show on.

01:36:09.000 5-1.

01:36:10.000 It's worth a read.

01:36:11.000 It'll be in my show notes on GavinMcKinnis.win.

01:36:13.000 The cruise ship suicides began after the last passengers left.

01:36:16.000 These poor bastards are stuck on a cruise ship because they don't really make any money.

01:36:21.000 And because of maritime law, they can be abused.

01:36:23.000 So the only people willing to take that abuse are usually from third world countries.

01:36:26.000 They're from all over the world.

01:36:27.000 And they want to travel and stuff like that.

01:36:29.000 So the guy in the glasses is Hungarian.

01:36:32.000 But then the other ones are just from shitholes where they wanted to make some money.

01:36:35.000 And they live on tips.

01:36:36.000 When we went on a Disney cruise, 90% of what the people made was our final tip.

01:36:41.000 And they had all these tip guides.

01:36:42.000 I'm like, I got to fucking tip 300 bucks.

01:36:45.000 Why am I paying your employees?

01:36:47.000 So they're stuck in these little cabins.

01:36:49.000 They're as small as a jail cell.

01:36:50.000 And when I read that, I was like, why aren't they in the most luxurious suites?

01:36:55.000 The ship's empty.

01:36:57.000 And so they're in this stasis where they're allowed out for an hour a day.

01:37:01.000 They're in jail.

01:37:02.000 What the hell?

01:37:02.000 And a lot of criminals can handle jail, but these people can't.

01:37:06.000 So there's been four or five suicides on these ships because they're still roaming the seas right now.

01:37:15.000 And it just shows a lack of leadership.

01:37:17.000 We need someone with balls going, look, here's what we're going to do.

01:37:19.000 We're going to drop them all off in New York.

01:37:21.000 They can fly back.

01:37:22.000 We'll pay for the flights.

01:37:23.000 Let's do it now.

01:37:24.000 And they go, but that country's restrictions have changed.

01:37:27.000 It's fine.

01:37:28.000 Then we'll put them up at a fucking hotel In New York.

01:37:31.000 At least they'll be near LaGuardia.

01:37:37.000 Yeah, you need someone with balls who's willing to get fired, get in trouble, be brave, and never stop fighting.

01:37:42.000 Don't worry, the show's not over.

01:37:43.000 5-2.

01:37:45.000 This guy's got balls.

01:37:47.000 Russian airline official fired for penis-shaped flight detour.

01:37:51.000 Imagine hearing those instructions.

01:37:52.000 Okay, we're going to have you turn right and do a 306 C turn.

01:37:57.000 What?

01:37:58.000 There's no openings on the runway?

01:38:00.000 Just trust me, you got to go.

01:38:02.000 Okay, now I've done the loop-de-loop.

01:38:04.000 Okay, now do another one, but in the other direction.

01:38:06.000 What?

01:38:06.000 I'm doing two giant circles?

01:38:08.000 Yep.

01:38:09.000 Okay, now I'm going to need you to...

01:38:12.000 How does it work now?

01:38:14.000 You do an infinity sign, and at the end of the infinity, instead of finishing up the fit.

01:38:17.000 Now I want you to go about a mile past Shlavi Vodstok.

01:38:22.000 What?

01:38:22.000 Now do a slow turn and then come back.

01:38:25.000 Kochetskpa.

01:38:26.000 Yes.

01:38:27.000 And then Krona Kholski.

01:38:28.000 You go straight.

01:38:30.000 It feels like I just did two balls in kind of a dick shape.

01:38:33.000 Wait a minute.

01:38:34.000 Is this because of that soccer?

01:38:35.000 There was some soccer player that got caught with his pants down.

01:38:37.000 Is this because of Vlavatskat?

01:38:40.000 Yeah, pretty funny, right?

01:38:42.000 Yeah, that was hilarious.

01:38:43.000 But you're fired.

01:38:44.000 Yeah, I don't give a fuck.

01:38:45.000 You need to refuel.

01:38:47.000 Or this dude, here's another rocker that could have saved those suicide victims on the boat.

01:38:55.000 Oh, shit.

01:38:58.000 Well, it says look like Tommy Robinson.

01:39:00.000 Yeah, it does.

01:39:01.000 Oh, well, I fell asleep.

01:39:03.000 Imagine when she first saw that.

01:39:09.000 That's like, I could be on a desert island with that guy already.

01:39:12.000 I know he's awesome.

01:39:14.000 That is so fucking cool.

01:39:18.000 And then finally, in the COVID thing, we have the news editor HuffPo unaware that 2.1 is plural.

01:39:27.000 It's not true that millions of Americans have been vaccinated, which Pence surely knows.

01:39:31.000 Only 2.1 million people have been vaccinated so far.

01:39:34.000 Wow.

01:39:35.000 Yeah, that was awesome.

01:39:36.000 All right.

01:39:36.000 We don't have time for the mailbag.

01:39:39.000 Oh, okay.

01:39:40.000 We'll do one.

01:39:41.000 Do one mailbag.

01:39:43.000 Ryan, shut up.

01:39:45.000 You don't have a debt.

01:39:48.000 Let's turn our eyes to Gavin's mailbag.

01:39:53.000 Let me touch it.

01:39:59.000 We've only got one here.

01:40:00.000 Better be good.

01:40:02.000 Better be good.

01:40:03.000 Better be good.

01:40:05.000 Boring, boring.

01:40:13.000 Better be good.

01:40:14.000 Better be good.

01:40:15.000 Hello, Gavin, Garvin McMuffin, and Jap Fapp.

01:40:17.000 I think you should get David Cole, aka Stein on at censor.tv.

01:40:20.000 He's being wasted at Tachymag, and he's hysterical.

01:40:22.000 Also, Car Guys is hysterical.

01:40:24.000 That's all I got.

01:40:24.000 I'm going to pay for my subscription, so read my fucking letter.

01:40:26.000 I don't want to fuck you with my heels on because I'm not a fag like Ryan.

01:40:29.000 Jesus.

01:40:30.000 David Cole's an interesting guy.

01:40:31.000 He was a Jew who questioned the Holocaust.

01:40:35.000 He questioned the numbers.

01:40:36.000 He questioned the gassing, I believe.

01:40:38.000 No, that's not him.

01:40:39.000 Go down.

01:40:40.000 It's that guy with the red shirt.

01:40:43.000 Yeah.

01:40:46.000 So his life was over.

01:40:48.000 He didn't know what to do.

01:40:49.000 So he killed himself.

01:40:52.000 Oh, yeah.

01:40:53.000 Oh, this guy.

01:40:54.000 And this is how you kill yourself if you don't want to die.

01:40:57.000 You leave a suicide note.

01:41:00.000 You shave your head, whatever you do.

01:41:01.000 You walk out onto the beach.

01:41:03.000 And then you swim as far as you can go.

01:41:06.000 Then you swim down.

01:41:08.000 Then you get met with a van.

01:41:11.000 And then you get met with a van.

01:41:15.000 And then you start a new life with a new name.

01:41:17.000 I guess, I don't know how you get away with your SIN number.

01:41:20.000 That's awesome.

01:41:22.000 But the police look for you for a while, and they can't find you, and then you're done.

01:41:26.000 So he moved to LA.

01:41:28.000 I don't know how he got there.

01:41:29.000 He must have had to buy a plane ticket at some point.

01:41:32.000 And he started a new life.

01:41:33.000 And then I think he started blabbing and he got caught.

01:41:38.000 All right.

01:41:39.000 Let's jump to the final video.

01:41:42.000 I might get him.

01:41:43.000 I don't know.

01:41:43.000 I'm not big on Holocaust deniers.

01:42:02.000 Who did that?

01:42:03.000 That's amazing.

01:42:04.000 What?

01:42:05.000 Our fans?

01:42:06.000 No, I don't like the word fans.

01:42:07.000 The graphics?

01:42:07.000 Our viewers, our subscribers, are fucking talented.

01:42:09.000 Oh, the song.

01:42:10.000 Yeah.

01:42:11.000 I don't know.

01:42:14.000 Okay, this is going to be harsh.

01:42:15.000 I'm giving you a warning.

01:42:17.000 Not safe for work.

01:42:19.000 This is a guy on New Year's Eve playing with fireworks, and he held them in his hand like this as he lit them and didn't have time to throw it.

01:42:29.000 I don't think I'm ready for that.

01:42:31.000 You're probably not.

01:42:32.000 This is really, really harsh.

01:42:34.000 Maybe jump ahead.

01:42:35.000 The whole thing is like 30 seconds.

01:42:39.000 It fucking sucks.

01:42:40.000 It's a horror movie.

01:42:42.000 I got to open it up in a different browser.

01:42:43.000 Because Brave is trying to protect me.

01:42:47.000 Well, you can change your Brave settings.

01:42:50.000 It has its problem playing videos from this site for some reason.

01:42:54.000 I had to do this last time.

01:42:56.000 I had to go into my Brave settings pretty deep.

01:42:58.000 Oh, it's in order to do that?

01:43:00.000 Yeah.

01:43:01.000 Alright.

01:43:02.000 Here we go.

01:43:03.000 Stop being a pussy.

01:43:05.000 That one!

01:43:06.000 It's nice to meet you.

01:43:07.000 It ain't no one.

01:43:07.000 You gotta lie.

01:43:13.000 Oh, shit.

01:43:17.000 Get under your hats.

01:43:20.000 God.

01:43:21.000 What is this?

01:43:25.000 Is this real, you think?

01:43:28.000 Oh, wow.

01:43:29.000 I've seen this before, actually.

01:43:30.000 Oh, yeah?

01:43:31.000 Yeah.

01:43:31.000 It's a sausage.

01:43:33.000 Oh, my God.

01:43:34.000 It's gone.

01:43:34.000 Is it actually?

01:43:35.000 Nothing.

01:43:36.000 He might have one finger.

01:43:38.000 Maybe.

01:43:39.000 I doubt it.

01:43:40.000 Okay.

01:43:41.000 That sucked.

01:43:42.000 Yeah, that was harsh.

01:43:43.000 Okay, so I got some palate cleansers because I don't want to leave you like that.

01:43:46.000 This guy was saying, fuck you, 2020, New Year's Eve.

01:43:51.000 And 2020 had something to say back to him.

01:44:04.000 Hey.

01:44:10.000 My words my last July forth was one for the books.

01:44:17.000 I let the women handle it and it was pathetic.

01:44:19.000 Don't worry.

01:44:21.000 Next July is going to be fucking mental.

01:44:28.000 Whoa.

01:44:29.000 And now it's like the blob.

01:44:31.000 It starts coming towards him.

01:44:34.000 I think it follows him into the store.

01:44:44.000 Don't fuck with 2020, man.

01:44:46.000 That's the devil's.

01:44:47.000 He owns that year.

01:44:49.000 Holy shit.

01:44:50.000 Anyway, folks, we're back.

01:44:51.000 We're going to have a fun week.

01:44:53.000 Tomorrow we're live and we'll be taking your calls.

01:44:57.000 We'll try to catch up on more mail.

01:44:59.000 And I hope we all learned a lesson from this backlog of news.

01:45:03.000 And that is get fired.

01:45:06.000 Get in trouble.

01:45:07.000 Be brave.

01:45:08.000 And never stop fighting.

01:45:16.000 Oh no.

01:45:18.000 Oh no.

01:45:20.000 Oh no, no, no, no, no.

01:45:24.000 Walking in the sand.

01:45:28.000 Walking hand in hand.

01:45:31.000 And I'd be so excited.

Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - January 05, 2021

S03E56 - OH NO!

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