In this week's episode, we talk about a meth-obsessed porn scene in a strip club, the impeachment of Donald Trump, and a new book written by a woman named Lisa Hannawalt. Plus, we find out why a woman is writing a book about going to the zoo.
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00:01:23.000Not to be confused with the Elvis Costello song about masturbation where he encourages you to become erect so you can masturbate, which also is heard in Cindy Lauper's female version, which is She-Bop.
00:05:40.000I mean, I understand why Americans in general are mad, so I'm not going to call them idiots, but guys, what the fuck did you think was going to happen when you stormed the Capitol?
00:06:19.000So we'll get to that in a stack of narrative.
00:06:21.000But before we do, I was at Ryan's on the weekend, and in the lobby of his building, there is still a note that says, this was stolen weeks ago now, probably a month ago, and it says, we have filed a police report with the local PD at the local station.
00:06:42.000I'm really letting my hair grow out long.
00:14:42.000And then I found it, because I used to have my studio in my house, I have a bunch of equipment and stuff, and I find this box that's the perfect size.
00:14:50.000So I take out what is an audio interface and plop that down.
00:14:56.000And then I put the projector on top so now it can breathe because the air is going into the hole and out the sides instead of just like on a desk.
00:18:41.000Instead, the president unloaded in his usual safe space where there are no questions on Twitter, tweeting there was no and slamming the Russia investigation.
00:18:56.000Biden was bitching about our no tolerance policy at the border.
00:19:02.000So he's stupider than Jake Tapper, obviously, and Bob Acosta.
00:19:06.000But he vows a thorough investigation into Trump officials for the border policy of no tolerance, zero tolerance.
00:19:14.000This was instituted in pre-Obama days, before 2001, but it was heavily enjoyed by Obama and thoroughly used.
00:24:01.000They all worked together to make sure at the same time we would lose access to not only our apps, but they're actually shutting all of our servers off tonight, off the internet.
00:24:12.000So they've made an attempt to not only kill the apps, but to actually destroy the entire company.
00:24:19.000And it's not just these three companies.
00:24:21.000Every vendor, from text message services to email providers to our lawyers, all pitched us too on the same day.
00:24:32.000And we're going to try our best to get back online as quickly as possible, but we're having a lot of trouble because every vendor we talk to says they won't work with us because if Apple doesn't approve and Google doesn't approve, they won't.
00:24:46.000Amazon is the largest cloud storage vendor in the world, and we use them to host our servers, hundreds of servers.
00:24:54.000And they gave us basically, they said, you have 24 hours to get all your data and to find new servers.
00:25:00.000So where are you going to find 300 to 500 servers in a 24-hour window?
00:25:04.000And how can you send all of the data from everybody out to them in a 24-hour period?
00:25:49.000But I know I sound like a megalomaniac, but I honestly think me constantly defending the Proud Boys and specifically that clip I put up with Noble Beard where I said, please don't go on January 6th.
00:26:18.000That's not the way modern America works.
00:26:20.000The way modern America works is you come up with an absurd narrative, and then you censor anyone who tries to point out that that's an absurd narrative.
00:26:27.000It's much easier than going back and forth and getting to the truth.
00:26:31.000But that's what we're still going to do on this show.
00:27:38.000I plan to storm the Capitol at 86, and then I'm just going to stand there and pose with a photo, or the guy who's sitting at Nancy Pelosi's desk.
00:31:33.000So doesn't that mean you shouldn't be working at this evil company called Vice?
00:31:37.000But anyway, he goes, yeah, he says the CEO spoke out against it, but then they still have Gavin McInnes there.
00:31:48.000And then I got an email shortly after from Cameo that said, we wanted to let you know your profile has been flagged for a violation of our terms of service as per our enforcement policies.
00:31:56.000We are suspending your Cameo account, including your profile page, for the duration of the team's investigation.
00:32:01.000See, this is a big bureaucrat thing you do.
00:32:04.000You don't say you're banned, because then anger writes checks, and checks go to lawyers.
00:32:10.000If you just say we're investigating it, the guy calms down.
00:34:48.000And obviously, Prowl Boys have never said anything about trans people of color, but they sense that this group isn't enthusiastic about them or as enthusiastic as everyone else is.
00:34:59.000Therefore, they're the enemy and must be shut down.
00:35:02.000If you're not enthusiastic about my freakishness and you don't want to jump on board every little thing I come up with, like multiple bathrooms, then fuck you.
00:39:51.000But then they talk about some other rally where members of some white supremacist group, like the Workers' People's Project or something, were seen marching with Proud Boys.
00:40:01.000Okay, let's assume that's true, just for the sake of argument.
00:40:04.000How are you now responsible for everyone next to you?
00:43:35.000Like, they just say shit that sounds good.
00:43:38.000Yes, if a black family moves into a white neighborhood and there's a noose on their front door, yes, that is clearly a racist gesture.
00:43:48.000In the political sphere, outside a government building, it's clearly going back to various revolutions in the Western world, not just in America, but in Britain, where they would hang the politicians.
00:44:00.000That's what everyone was saying, too, on the far right.
00:44:02.000They were saying, hang them all, hang the politicians.
00:44:06.000So it was clearly, and they clearly never intended to literally hang politicians.
00:44:10.000It was clearly a gesture that was meant to say, I fucking hate politicians.
00:47:12.000As an immigrant to this country, I would like to say a few words to my fellow Americans and to our friends around the world about the events of recent days.
00:48:08.000But speaking of the lamest analogies in the world, Judge Danine is using that analogy on our side now, talking about how deplatforming John Matzy and removing Parler, that was like Kristallnacht.
00:48:25.000Anything you don't like is Kristallnacht.
00:49:16.000Well, look, they gave us a taste of this pre-election when they suppressed the Hunter Biden story.
00:49:22.000And now that they've won, what we're seeing is the kind of censorship that is akin to a Kristallnach, where they decide what we can communicate about.
00:49:32.000You know, let's bring in Judge Shanine Piracy.
00:49:35.000Kristallnacht was about shattering Jewish businesses and preventing them from earning a living, starving them to death in that sense, cutting off their food supply, their ability to live.
00:49:48.000But this is your ability to communicate.
00:49:51.000So there's much better analogies with book burning and stuff like that.
00:49:55.000The Max public house, again, I'm not using a Nazi analogy, but if you had to at gunpoint, then businesses being unable to do their business, like Max Public House getting shut down for COVID, that's a much better crystal-knocked analogy.
00:50:08.000Or Antifa were putting up these signs saying we don't serve proud boys, just like the Nazis would put up signs saying this is a Jewish establishment.
00:50:31.000And I said, they were hoping to improve the system and help the government about as much as Animal House was trying to help Faber College when they drove the Deathmobile into the bleachers.
00:50:42.000The end of Animal House was a fuck you to Faber College.
00:50:45.000This riot in the Capitol, which I'm not condoning, I said don't go.
00:53:05.000No, it was all MAGA people, but then, yeah, and then there was like people dressed in black, black were covering their faces, kind of wearing MAGA stuff.
00:53:12.000And everybody was yelling at them like, no Antifa shit.
00:53:37.000And the funny thing I was thinking about Holocaust deniers too is, okay, their version of events, and I've been called a Holocaust defender for pointing out their version of events.
00:53:44.000Their version of events is that they weren't gassed.
00:53:47.000They just died of starvation because the infrastructure was blown out.
00:53:52.000There was only a few hundred thousand.
00:53:54.000So your best case scenario is that hundreds of thousands of men, women, and children were rounded up for their religion, for no other crime.
00:54:42.000So the narrative, like what really happens with these events is they take a piece of clay and that's the event, and then they mold that into whatever they want.
00:54:51.000The final sculpture they made looks nothing like the original piece of clay, which is the truth.
00:54:57.000And they have this beautiful little testament to their belief system.
00:55:01.000For example, 2-7, this guy's narrative, he's a black writer at BuzzFeed who writes blackity, black, black, black stuff all the time.
00:55:12.000In him, it was a bunch of Nazis, and there definitely was a few racists there.
00:55:17.000There's the Camp Auschwitz guy, the guy with the Confederate flag.
00:55:21.000And these cops claim they were called the N-word quite a bit.
00:55:24.000So I'm sure there was racists in the crowd.
00:55:26.000But this guy, Emmanuel Felton's angle is it was a massive throng of white supremacists and proud boys who went there and just attacked black cops.
00:55:37.000So they ignore the white cops and focus on the black cops.
00:55:40.000But there's a crazy part of this story where he goes at the beginning, he says, this is a cop talking, black cop.
00:55:46.000I found out what they were planning when a friend of mine screenshot me an Instagram story from the Proud Boys saying, we're breaching the Capitol today, guys.
00:58:28.000The guy hung up on me for comparing The New York Times to slate.
00:58:33.000I know things were hectic, but I find it rather shocking the ease with which the New York Times invented a story about a credentialed reporter out of whole cloth and then published it.
00:58:44.000Given how rapidly the FBI is arresting people, the New York Times should take pains to get this stuff right.
00:58:50.000And so they have this kid, what's his name?
01:00:17.000So basically half her life as a normal person, not counting the little kid years, was serving in stupid wars that she didn't understand.
01:00:25.000Or I shouldn't say she didn't understand why, but that if you give half your life to the country and you're not being listened to, that's a hard pill to swallow.
01:05:12.000So, because Prow Boys roam the streets where Antifa are burning the cities down and they yell, fuck Antifa, Antifa have decided to retaliate six months later in the only city in, one of the only cities in the world, likely the only city, big city in America, that doesn't have a Proud Boys chapter.
01:10:11.000So they do it, which isn't rape per se, but it's called quid pro quo.
01:10:17.000It's sexual assault, and it's what destroyed Harvey Weinstein.
01:10:20.000So this guy was doing it to tons of twinks.
01:10:28.000This man, this is Ryan, the writer talking to the twink.
01:10:33.000This man who will stay anonymous told me he was in communication with several young men solicited by Weaver for a job, after which he propositioned them for sex as part of the offer.
01:10:41.000He shared direct messages with me of both young men, one of whom who had been strung along for days about a possible job.
01:10:47.000And when they met at the hotel, Weaver demanded they engage in sexual intercourse.
01:16:30.000I supported Baked Alaska when he was Milo's assistant and we were in Pulse, Orlando, doing that Kiss scene as a fuck you to the terrorists who had just shot 89 gays.
01:16:44.000Then I see him talking about the Holocaust and harassing people at work just like blue-collar kids with shitty jobs who are trying to get through the day and calling them bitches and faggots and stuff and macing people.
01:17:00.000That's when I peaced out and said, fuck you, baked.
01:19:49.000An Austrian comparing the capital to Kristallnacht is akin to the son of a KKK Grand Wizard getting the wrong order at Wendy's and saying, now I know what being black feels like.
01:20:04.000Isn't the son of a Nazi saying that 30,000 Jews being sent to concentration camps is similar to some rioters killing one cop, extremely racist?
01:24:57.000It could be people finding a cachet of weapons and saying, we got to get rid of these.
01:25:02.000They were right next to a big structure, right?
01:25:05.000It was a metal frame structure with a white awning on top of it.
01:25:09.000That could have been like, you know, excess pieces to build up different tiers or whatnot.
01:25:14.000And they're like, let's get these out of here because they could be used as weapons.
01:25:17.000So it could be your conspiracy theory, sir, that the cops were helping people get armed, or it could be they were helping dismantle.
01:25:25.000Of course, journalists won't spend any time finding that out because they're too busy taking the truth clay and making their own little personal sculptures or tattletailing on someone for helping to feed a black family.
01:25:39.000And then this is from John, real 1984 shit, Gavin.
01:25:42.000An 18-year-old saw her mom, aunt, and uncle in a DC video, so she named them Helena Duke.
01:26:03.000This actually goes back to the beginning of the show with Claudia Conway doxing her mom.
01:26:11.000We've effectively shattered the family and even the families that are still together and haven't succumbed to divorce are getting shattered from the inside because we've shown a total lack of respect to parents.
01:27:19.000I always consider the Subterranean Homesick Blues by Bobby Dylan one of the first rap songs.
01:27:23.000Oh yeah, it's amazing how many people took my rap history seriously and were saying, actually the fabulous Furry 5, Fab 5 Freddy, whatever.
01:27:31.000Five Nights at Freddy, fucking Sugar Hill Gang, whatever.
01:27:34.000Yes, clearly rap was invented in the Bronx and it was bliggity bliggity black.
01:27:40.000And then Bondi saw that it was taking off and tried to capitalize on it by making one of the worst songs ever rapped.
01:29:15.000Although he did that thing about Sarajevo when he was talking about the guide he had there, and it was almost like he was falling in love with the dude.
01:29:22.000And the way he draws lips is distracting.
01:29:23.000Anyway, P.S., thanks for talking about Peter Bagg.
01:29:27.000Read his graphic novel on Margaret Sanger.
01:30:11.000How is one girl accusing a guy about a phone a crime?
01:30:20.000David, back in May, Poncero was convicted of a DUI, and when sheriff's deputies tried to arrest her this morning in California, she allegedly tried to fight them off.
01:30:30.000She's now being held without bail before her extradition to New York on those felony charges.
01:30:36.000David, Tori, back, government in California tonight.
01:31:08.000He should have, that's your job as a journalist, is to get to the point where, after 20 years, you have all these guys and you pay them sometimes.
01:32:09.000So what does it mean he fucks this story?
01:32:16.000Monitoring Prowboys Activity in Parlor used a reverse image search to find other instances of the drawing online leading to the Fiverr page often posters review.
01:33:14.000I'm sure by now you've seen the video of the woman getting shot at the Capitol, and much has already been made about the guy filming leftist actress videographer named John Sullivan.
01:33:22.000Yeah, but not a lot of press on that, by the way.
01:33:26.000It's already been pointed out that this guy was mixed up in the chaos himself, despite claiming to be just a journalist, but everyone, Alex Jones included, has massed a critical piece of information, has missed a critical piece of information.
01:33:35.000It's actually John Sullivan himself that is the one that got the crowd to kick down the secured door, which immediately led to the woman getting shot.
01:33:47.000First you can hear him urging the cops to leave, which for some reason they do, and then you can clearly hear that it's his voice screaming, let's go, let's go, hit this shit.
01:35:46.000This is a real scoop at the end of the show.
01:35:50.000To make matters more suspicious, he was arrested and questioned by the FBI that night and yet released the same night?
01:35:57.000I suppose it's possible they just hadn't put two and two together that it was him that instigated the breach, but that's fucking weird, man.
01:36:04.000Anyway, you got to put this out there and get it seen.