On this week's episode of the podcast, the boys talk about the impending January 20th protest by the Proud Boys, the recent attack on the Capitol by the "pro-Trump" crowd, and how the media is going to react to it. Also, we discuss the new music video for "Where's Your Head At?" by Basement Jacks.
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00:00:50.000And the song was Where's Your Head At?
00:00:53.000It's a house classic from the early aughts, and I really like it because it has these sort of samples and shout-outs.
00:01:01.000Well, the main sample is Gary Newman, but there's other DJs and producers involved that were in the early days of house music.
00:01:08.000And that's relevant because of this fun book.
00:01:13.000Originally a French book, Le Champson de la Machine or something like that.
00:01:18.000The Song of the Machine, from disco to DJs to techno, a graphic novel of electronic music done by this guy, Matthias Cousin, David Blott, did most of the writing.
00:01:26.000And they go through like disco and how that involved into the Detroit scene and Chicago house.
00:01:35.000And then they get into Manchester and New Order and all that stuff.
00:06:49.000I could masturbate 13 times a day and sleep with wet underwear every night, and my foreskin wouldn't come close to the disgusting smell of kombacha.
00:07:25.000So gentlemen, if you have a foreskin and you're single and you never know if you're going to get laid that night, keep some wet wipes in the bathroom.
00:07:36.000But then you don't want your head to taste soapy.
00:07:41.000So what I used to do is, and the girls would usually laugh, I would, after cleaning myself, I'd recede my foreskin and put a little dip of honey on the head and then roll it forward.
00:10:36.000But she's had her tits done, her face done.
00:10:38.000Isn't there something macabre about young women getting plastic surgery and fake tits?
00:10:45.000I mean, I understand if you've had six kids and they're just fucking deflated pancakes, they give your husband nightmares and there's nothing there.
00:13:59.000And I've noticed that this show is somewhat prurient because the first thing I thought of when I saw Andrew Yang was, his wife kind of looks like Lucy Liu.
00:16:10.000The former presidential candidate who is poised to announce a run for mayor this month lives with his family in a Manhattan apartment, but a review of his social media posts, television appearances, and news coverage demonstrate they sought more comfortable living arrangements in their four-bedroom second home in New Paltz,
00:16:26.000New York, which they had purchased five years earlier, according to public records.
00:17:10.000And the notion that kids don't feel it.
00:17:12.000Okay, why does a circumcision tray have a head strap, a shoulder strap, wrist straps, all these straps, like some sort of prehistoric torture device?
00:21:41.000I don't know what's more fantastic, the guy or his podcast.
00:21:46.000But there was a young woman who was a producer on it, another affirmative action hire, and so that homo dumped his husband so he could fuck her.
00:22:34.000So Barbero went on a rampage trying to shut everything down and stop the story from escaping because not only was he stupid enough to listen to these lies.
00:25:14.000We're at the world-famous Chaplin Stages, which is now the Jim Henson Company.
00:25:19.000This is where Charlie Chaplin shot a bunch of his movies.
00:25:22.000But today we're making comedy of a very different sort.
00:25:28.000Let me lay you down on my silky sheets.
00:25:32.000So that is their auditioning this sketch that has Kim Kardashian as Princess Leia, which I bet Kanye wrote because he used to jerk off to Princess Leia.
00:25:42.000Although now I think he jerks off, he just has Jeffree Star do all this jerking for him.
00:31:42.000I mean, when you look at Tyler Perry movies or the Wayans Brothers, like White Chicks, there's a scene in White Chicks where he, as a woman, goes into the woman's bathroom and he's farting and having diarrhea because his stomach's upset,
00:32:00.000And he's like on the toilet going, and there's women who are putting on their lipstick listening going, what the terrible, stupid, juvenile shit.
00:32:24.000So I'm guessing, judging by that rooster that was like, ain't that a bitch?
00:32:29.000We have super juvenile garbage potty humor, and it's filtered through like prose, like The Man Show, Crank Anchors, Jimmy Kimmel, people who've been successful in television for decades, and they just go, I can't, I don't know how to make this baby shit edible.
00:34:04.000You look at his Twitter following, which was, I think, 347 billion, and the number of papers he had published in peer-reviewed journals, which was like 12.
00:34:13.000And then you had other astrophysicists that had hundreds of published things and zero popularity because of affirmative action.
00:34:22.000So every time Kanye West goes, I have an idea, they go, yes, please, it's done.
00:39:08.000Oh, you mean the funniest guy of all time who's made half a billion dollars with his jokes because he's been doing them since he was a 20-year-old living in Manhattan?
00:45:24.000No, you see, the riots were based on real justified thing, like George Floyd and Breonna Taylor and all these innocent black people who've never done anything wrong, just getting killed for sport.
00:45:35.000The Capitol was based on the myths that the election was stolen.
00:45:40.000By the way, CNN, Breonna Taylor was a myth.
00:46:14.000And by the way, the insurrection wasn't just based on the election.
00:46:18.000It was based on a year of bullshit media exactly like this.
00:46:23.000The calls for racial justice across America over the summer, however, were backed by the deaths of George Floyd, a drug dealer's girlfriend, and the pain of following generations of anti-blackness sentiment.
00:48:40.000Principal people, conservative or liberal, never on the Nazi side.
00:48:44.000Principal people who are conservative or liberal, never on the side that treats their fellow Americans as less than, that says that your fellow Americans should not exist.
00:48:56.000That says your fellow Americans should be in a concentration or that sides with slavery or sides with any sort of bigotry.
00:50:30.000Let's see who's on the side of the Klan.
00:50:35.000Among those arrested in Capitol Hill are Olympic gold medal winner, a CEO, a sitting state representative, retired lieutenant colonel in the military, off-duty police officers, the son of a judge.
00:50:44.000And you know what's funny the take on that is?
00:50:47.000Not that they're not Nazis, but that that's just proof that Nazism is so deep-seated in our community.
00:51:33.000They're not going to literally hang Nancy Pelosi, then put her body there, and then hang AOC, then throw her body down, and then hang them all.
00:51:50.000With their bullhorns and stuff, their Jamirique hats, they go, okay, first order business is the Bay Bridge in San Francisco with the infrastructure is rusting at the bottom.
00:52:03.000They want FEMA money to help with that.
00:52:20.000This is all well documented in the crass song Bloody Revolutions, where they talk about post-revolution and they say, who supplies the energy?
00:52:29.000Where Zyklon B succeeded, North Sea gas will fail.
00:52:32.000It's just a Simote story of man destroying man.
00:52:35.000We've got to look to have answers for the problems of this land.
00:52:39.000You talk about fighting power with violence as your goal.
00:57:38.000Yeah, one guy, one of the arrests was a guy who happens to be a member, and he was shooting it for his murder, his media company called Murder the Media, which is ironic because he hates the media because they always lie.
00:57:51.000And here he was filming for Murder the Media, and the media is lying about it, and they're making him want to murder them.
00:57:58.000That was where they did the John of Max drink-a-thon thing, too.
00:58:25.000So here's her quote, and it's on that video.
00:58:28.000As for myself, I had a pretty traumatizing event happen to me, and I do not know if I can even disclose the full details of that event due to security concerns.
00:58:37.000But I can tell you that I had a very close encounter where I thought I was going to die.
00:58:42.000And you have all of those thoughts where, you know, at the end of your life, and all of those thoughts come rushing to you.
00:58:48.000And that's what happened to a lot of us on Wednesday.
00:58:50.000Remember, she said, almost half the people died.
00:58:53.000We should start counting these breakdowns, these freakouts.
01:00:13.000Number seven, and back when I would do lists at Rebel, I always wanted it to be 10.
01:00:18.000So I'd have to dig and find three more, but we don't have to do that.
01:00:20.000Number seven, let's just cut the bottom of the country off.
01:00:24.000This was a tweet Amy Siskin put out where she divided the country from the South was out, but California was in, and they got the West Coast, but then Middle America, and then they got Canada.
01:01:27.000In fact, the most disturbing version was a, I wish there was a great rain that would just wash the middle states down into the Gulf of Mexico and just leave us with the coast.
01:01:37.000So you want hundreds of millions of people to die because you don't agree with them.
01:03:33.000And I think what we saw in Georgia is a really good example with black women leading the way, with multiracial and multicultural organizations leading the way.
01:03:53.000They proved that southern states are not red states.
01:04:00.000Which means the only way that our country is going to heal is through the actual liberation of southern states, the actual liberation of the poor, the actual liberation of working people.
01:05:38.000Just like AOC is mad about the election because it was rigged because Biden didn't get enough, BLM and Antifa are mad at the Capitol because they didn't kill enough people.
01:06:10.000So her contention, and this is probably, I would say a third of the country would agree with her, that cops won't hurt white people, but when black people show up, they go nuts and are ready to kill.
01:07:08.000It was like some of the Lord of the Rings.
01:07:10.000And if you were bad in Glasgow Public School, they'd bring a cop there.
01:07:13.000And just seeing this giant beast have to lower his head to come in there would make you shit your pants so much you never did anything wrong ever again.
01:07:20.000If I see a cute little cuddly bear show up, hi there, Timmy.
01:12:25.000But I guess, yeah, he knows from experience that when I started telling him that the version of events that wasn't a Bruce Willis movie, then you could see him just, oh, fuck.
01:15:03.000There were reports of protesters wearing six MWE shirts, meaning 6 million wasn't enough, in reference to the 6 million Jewish people murdered during the Holocaust.
01:16:32.000And then, so she takes that, and now it's a fact that Proud Boys deny the Holocaust.
01:16:37.000The Proud Boys, a far-right, neo-fascist, and male-only organization that promotes and engages in political violence, are known for using that slogan.
01:16:45.000And by are known, she means, well, that asshole wore the shirt and a bunch of people ran with it, so now they're known for that.
01:16:52.000Members of the Proud Boys were spotted at the Capitol building, right?
01:16:55.000Including Nick Ox from Hawaii, who live streamed inside the Capitol and tweeted a selfie of him smoking, saying hello from the Capitol.
01:18:17.000Floria is reported of having tie, reported of, he's reported of having ties to white supremacist group, Proud Boys, and has been accused of threatening to kill others in the past.
01:18:29.000I contacted her editors and said, what are you talking about?
01:19:47.000Edward Florea was 40, was charged with possessing ammunition as a convicted felon and denied bail after the FBI searched his Queen's home and interviewed him about a series of threats about the deadly siege of the U.S. Capitol he made on the social network Parlor.
01:24:11.000Whenever I'm around British people and I'll have like a plate of fries and nothing else for lunch, they'll go, fucking Mick, my God, your fucking palate is disgusting.
01:28:44.000I'm going to read a letter we've already read before because my hunch is it's the same problem that the cyborg is having.
01:28:55.000I'm an alumna of the Virginia Military Institute.
01:28:58.000It is one of the six senior military colleges in the country.
01:29:01.000It also happens to be the alma mater of the one and only Governor Ralph Kuhnman Northam, class of 81.
01:29:08.000Recently, an article from the Washington Post described the life of black cadets as being oppressed by, quote-unquote, relentless racism.
01:29:16.000Northam has decided to carry out an independent investigation into these claims of clear racism that is present at VMI.
01:29:24.000As of today, the current superintendent, General J.H. Binford P. III, retired U.S. Army, stepped down from his position after 17 years at the helm.
01:29:33.000As a recent graduate that played NCAA sports and lived with basketball players for four years, the issue is not around color.
01:29:40.000The issue is with black NCAA players who come in on scholarships that did not make it on any decent normal sports schools.
01:29:49.000They come involuntarily to an incredibly strict environment that they resist every second of the day to integrate into.
01:29:56.000They relentlessly pull the race card for getting boned for not following the rules.
01:30:00.000It's a shame that SJW culture is trying to bring about the deaths of a school that has produced great military leaders and civilian graduates who have served their country selflessly since 1839.
01:30:11.000Stand black and stand by the culture war.
01:30:14.000There are not enough new sunglasses to go around right now.
01:30:20.000And he says, I'm the guy that sent you the email regarding the private investigation announced by Governor Ralph Northam to look into the claims of relentless racism at the Virginia Miller Institute.
01:30:32.000So Ralph Northam gets shamed for being in blackface, and his solution is to punish the school where the picture was taken for being racist.
01:30:41.000Yeah, the school made me wear blackface.
01:30:44.000The VMI board, it visitors, has now decided to remove the statue of one of VMI's former professors in its early years, General Thomas Stonewall Jackson of the Confederacy.
01:30:57.000Jackson never attended VMI, but was A widely respected professor.
01:31:03.000He was actually a graduate of West Point.
01:31:05.000He was, in fact, acknowledged by both the Union and the Confederacy as a brilliant military strategist.
01:31:10.000I have included the link to the recent article: The School is Already Caving to the Leftist Northern Administration that has very publicly passed judgment before the independent investigation took place.
01:31:19.000On a final note, take a look at the writer of the original Washington Post article.
01:31:22.000Blah, blah, blah, it's some beta male dork ass loser.
01:31:30.000What he did is he went on a bunch of chats, infiltrated a bunch of military school chats, and he found like rude jokes at edgy memes, and he used that as proof of systemic racism at this military college.
01:31:43.000Like my boxing gym, it's always, all right, you got one more.
01:31:46.000And then he'll just say, no, actually, I changed my mind.
01:31:49.000Go hit, you know, the heavy bags, two rounds of each.
01:31:53.000You're like, coach, you said it was over.
01:31:55.000I could see getting in the mind of not seeing.
01:31:58.000I think the reason I get punished more is because I'm a dog fucker and I get caught like having a cigarette, not having a cigarette, you know what I mean?
01:37:16.000I never thought it would get this bad because of our constitution.
01:37:18.000We had to vote to change gay marriage and abortion laws, but they can apparently just send you to prison for going too far from your house without a quote-unquote reasonable excuse?
01:39:26.000My wife's boyfriend recommended this to me.
01:39:28.000I read it over the span of a few nights while they hung out and ate vegan pizza.
01:39:31.000It honestly wasn't very good and doesn't express the superiority of bowls in an open relationship.
01:39:37.000Our heroine falls for a boy at an anarchist-communist event.
01:39:41.000Through his mask, she sees a passion hotter than the fire raging.
01:39:44.000Imagine her disappointment when they go to his house to consummate the passion and she discovers he's ingested so much soy product that his nails are longer than hers.
01:39:52.000Except one he broke at the event when he tried to pick up a brick to throw, but the brick was too heavy.
01:39:56.000They are painted a better shade of red than hers as well.
01:40:00.000Once he removed his dark glasses, she saw he did his eyebrows and eyeshadow better than her.
01:40:04.000Her passionate spark was a raging jealousy.
01:40:11.000I was interested in a good romance novel, but this quickly turned into something weird.
01:40:14.000I'm not sure what pegging means, but when the male Antifa lover kept asking for it, I knew something was off.
01:48:03.000Like, all of these goth that, like, they try to look like they're an outsider and they're, like, they're struggling with stuff, but they're buying really expensive clothes.
01:48:13.000So they're, like, kind of preppy in a way.