In this episode, the boys talk about how to fake your own death, and how to become a better version of yourself. They also talk about the New York City subway system, and the time a woman was shot in the mouth by her ex-boyfriend.
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00:10:23.000Remember, John Sullivan was begging, begging Trump to run.
00:10:27.000When Ann Coulter brought it up on Bill Maher, the whole studio audience laughed hysterically at how stupid she is for thinking Trump would win.
00:10:35.000George Clooney, there's not going to be a President Trump.
00:11:19.000Donald Trump has been saying that he will run for president as a Republican, which is surprising since I just assumed he was running as a joke.
00:11:28.000People think that Donald Trump is a clown.
00:13:31.000Richard Sackler, member of family behind OxyContin, was granted patent for addiction treatment.
00:13:36.000Now, this was the guy, this is like, we haven't talked about this in a while, but remember for a while we were talking about Satan and we were getting less metaphorical?
00:13:43.000And we were like, no, no, no, like a red dude.
00:13:49.000Like, I used to just mean Satan, you know, like bad things that happen.
00:14:51.000Anyway, you can look that up on your own time.
00:14:54.000But yeah, the Sackler family incentivized, they killed thousands of people, started an epidemic in this country.
00:15:03.000This is why I'm so bored of fucking white supremacy and all this other proud boy shit when you go, I think every American I know knows someone who died of an opioid overdose.
00:15:13.000My bartender downstairs, his son recently passed away.
00:17:36.000Yeah, so 15,000 deaths, like right here, this one?
00:17:39.000Okay, so black on black crime is 20 a day.
00:17:42.000I think 250 Christians are killed a day.
00:17:46.000And we have in America 40 a day for opioids.
00:17:52.000So, sorry, that's what I was getting at earlier when I talked about Proud Boys.
00:17:55.00040 a day, every single day, a classroom of kids dies.
00:18:00.000And we're focused on some dude who wore buffalo fucking horns and walked into the Capitol.
00:18:05.000Anyway, we'll get to that after we discuss racism because Kamala Harris is a fucking joke, and I think it's going to be a very amusing four years, especially when Biden pieces out and she becomes the president, which is going to happen in a year, I'd say.
00:18:20.000Let's talk about racism that was racist, guys.
00:18:28.000There's no way Joe Biden can last eight years.
00:20:18.000Like, if you're at a party and it's French and English people, inevitably, by the end of the night, the English people are on one side speaking English and the French people are on the other side speaking French.
00:20:28.000The black guy, well, he would go whether he was English or French to that side.
00:21:22.000I mentor a lot of people, and I tell them that there will be people who will say it's not your turn, it's not your time, no one like you has done it.
00:22:36.000And by the way, if white supremacy dominates the justice system and politics and the White House and schools and it's just everywhere, then why are you a fucking pariah if even word gets out that you might be like that?
00:26:52.000So we have a major problem on the left.
00:26:57.000The narrative is Proud Boys and white supremacists, arm in arm, stormed the Capitol building on January 6th, and they used Parlor to plan it.
00:36:21.000The first acknowledgement by the FBI that a liberal anarchist participated in the Capitol riots last week.
00:36:27.000Remember, we've been told this is all MACA People Only.
00:36:30.000Today, John Sullivan of Utah, a man who's previously been charged in a riot in Utah for the summer, remember when we had the bad summer riots?
00:36:37.000He was charged with participating in a violent riot where a person was shot.
00:36:41.000Today, he was charged by the FBI with participating in the Capitol riots, entering unlawfully to the Capitol, encouraging people to set fires, to take things.
00:36:51.000This is a man who portrayed himself as being in the Capitol as a journalist.
00:38:35.000But the other problem with the sprint lie is you have to be pretty curious to know who John Sullivan is, to know who Ashley Babbitt is, to know who this Syrian anarchist guy is.
00:38:46.000But if you're fucking lazy and someone hands you a narrative, you're just like, fine, I'll eat it.
00:38:51.000And then they take that stupid narrative and start pontificating like it's a fact.
00:38:57.000And they come up with a bunch of absolute garbage horseshit.
00:39:01.000Like, listen to Sarah Silverman, my good pal Sarah.
00:39:05.000Listen to this absolute fucking drivel.
00:39:08.000I'm happy that domestic terrorists are being treated like domestic terrorists.
00:40:03.000I'm just probably watching this right now.
00:40:05.000I'm just so sick of such a broad allegation with no evidence.
00:40:10.000Oh, I have a French name, and I will get a job easier than someone named, say, Mohamed.
00:40:15.000Yeah, because you have a terrorism problem.
00:40:18.000You had like three major terrorist attacks, I think in the same year: Battaclan, the Charlie Ebdo, and then I guess part of Batta Clan was that kosher grocery store.
00:40:33.000Fucking, yeah, I would agree that France is racist.
00:40:36.000They're called Arabs, and they fucking hate Jews.
00:44:16.000This is on your show because you're supposedly like a political guy who's funny, and then she's supposed to be a comedian who's trying to be political.
00:44:26.000But like, what's happening in the show?
00:44:28.000Okay, so let's look at these violent racists, shall we?
00:45:56.000Big tech and the left unleash, let loose the electronic octopus.
00:46:05.000Thousands of scared social media users retreated to the more conservative site Parlor.
00:46:08.000But in near unison, after they had been sequestered, Google, Apple, and Amazon removed Parlor from their platforms.
00:46:16.000And then he starts talking about all this other stuff that the left has gotten away with.
00:46:21.000And we just saw, we just saw the right's evil, right?
00:46:23.000You lie on the floor and you talk about a plastic bullet and then you say hey to some cops.
00:46:30.000The Vicki Osterwhale book in defense of looting, which was a justification for theft and property destruction, came out last summer amid the Antifa and Black Lives Matter unrest.
00:46:39.000The author was even featured on national public radio in a largely sympathetic interview.
00:50:35.000You mean they didn't choose to self-incriminate and conveniently provided a totally normal rock-solid alibi that didn't sound contrived at all before the event occurred?
00:55:43.000Just a reminder that neither Verizon AT ⁇ T nor Comcast have answered any questions about why they beam channels like OAN and Newsmax into millions of homes.
00:55:51.000Do they have any second thoughts about distributing these channels given their election denialism content?
00:55:59.000That is, like the John Sullivan thing was a pretty big scoop, but the fact that we're living in a country where these tattletale journalists are trying to shut down the competition and make it look like some sort of ethical move, I mean, I'm shocked.
00:56:16.000It really is a strange time we're living in.
00:56:18.000You know how many people have told me they started reading 1984?
00:56:21.000James O'Keefe, Bill McGowan of Coloring the News fame, and Grey Lady Down.
00:56:29.000Lots of people are reading it and going, there's just, it's the same story.
00:56:33.000Like in 1984, there's like the Truth Commission or something, and they go and they show people why they're wrong and make sure they think correctly.
00:57:11.000This is really interesting, and it's more of the same.
00:57:18.000Now we're talking about domestic audience in the United States.
00:57:21.000And the challenge is going to be partially that, you know, ISIS did not have a domestic constituency in the United States Congress.
00:57:29.000But there is over half of the Republicans in Congress voted to overturn the election.
00:57:34.000And there will be a continual political pressure on the companies to not take it seriously.
00:57:39.000So I think first, you have to focus on those violent extremists, and those companies have to be brave in that way.
00:57:44.000And second, we have to turn down the capability of these conservative influencers to reach these huge audiences.
00:57:49.000There are people on YouTube, for example, that have a larger audience than daytime CNN, and they are extremely radical in pushing extremely radical views.
00:58:00.000And so it's up to the Facebooks and YouTubes in particular to think about whether or not they want to be effectively cable networks for disinformation.
00:58:07.000And then we're going to have to figure out the OANN and Newsmax problem.
00:58:12.000But I'm not sure we need Verizon AT ⁇ T, Comcast, and such to be bringing them into tens of millions of homes.
00:58:20.000This is allowing people to seek out information if they really want to, but not pushing it into their faces, I think is where we're going to have to go here.
00:58:59.000They intend to inaugurate a president to an empty national mall surrounded by 20,000 troops after a victory claimed in the dead of night and a certification of electors in the dead of night.
00:59:10.000This claim of election fraud is disputed.
01:01:57.000One, we need to start calling Don Lamon a bed wench.
01:02:01.000You know how they called Zenoa Kinsman?
01:02:02.000Every black girl or Nick Ox wife, every black wife constantly gets bed wench because she bed wenches the slave that the slave owner would fuck.
01:02:11.000And they get that horrific insult on a regular basis.
01:02:29.000So yeah, we went on a pub crawl, and it's great going with guys from the gym because, you know, if any shit goes down, we're just going to murder them.
01:02:41.000And the first bar we go into, that part of McLean Avenue in the Bronx is just like bar, bar, bar, bar, bar, bar, bar, bar, bar, bar, bar, bar, bar, bar.
01:02:47.000And because they're all Irish, they're packed because Irish people get drunk on a Sunday after church.
01:02:51.000And we go to the first bar, and lo and behold, they have this like speed bag, fat speed bag that you punch.
01:05:17.000And then as the police are trying to defuse the situation, we have Antifa antagonizing everyone on both sides.
01:05:23.000While Portland police were trying to calm a suicide a man with a knife yesterday in downtown, Antifa gathered using a bullhorn to try and stop them.
01:10:22.000FBI, Homeland Security, Secret Service, Park Police, blah, blah, blah.
01:10:26.000So they mentioned Antifa once in this whole thing, and they say, oh, Antifa was part of some disinformation thing that Russia did, and they're fine.
01:10:48.000Russian state and proxy media outlets have amplified themes related to the violent and chaotic nature of the Capitol incident, impeachment of President Trump, social media census.
01:10:55.000In at least one instance, a Russian proxy claimed that Antifa members disguised themselves as supporters of President Trump and were responsible for storming the Capitol building.
01:11:25.000Four people were stabbed during a fight outside a bar.
01:11:27.000Yeah, four proud boys were stabbed by a fucking criminal thug who went there to stab them.
01:11:34.000Media reports indicate the bar was being used as a gathering point for the proud boys.
01:11:37.000Well, yeah, it's the only bar they can go to without worrying about attacks, and apparently that's not even true anymore.
01:11:44.000A self-described Western chauvinist organization, prior to the stabbings, identified Usper militia extremists from Florida resident burnt a Black Lives Matter flag at a church in the district.
01:12:04.000And see, this is why those fucking magazines were so stupid.
01:12:07.000Because if you were an outsider and you read this, you go, oh, he was there to kill and loot and murder everyone with his high-capacity magazines.
01:12:13.000A judge ordered the individual to leave Washington, D.C. and banned him from returning.
01:13:13.000So I guess what they're saying is they want to kill Joe Biden, burn the White House down, and then end America entirely and give it back to the Indians.
01:13:23.000But there's how many Indians in America?
01:14:19.000The witness stated that other members of Proud Boys talked about things that they had done during the day, and they said that anyone they got their hands on, they would have killed, including Nancy Pelosi.
01:17:08.000You have the shittiest logic imaginable.
01:17:12.000One day after this election is over, I'm going to write a piece about how Latino is a contrived ethnic category that artificially lumps white Cubans, so now Enrique is white, with black Puerto Ricans and indigenous Guatemalans and helps explain why Latinos support Trump at the second highest rate.
01:17:30.000Black Puerto Ricans are just Dominicans.
01:22:19.000When I guest-hosted your show as Asian Gavin McInnes, I had her on because at the He Will Not Divide Us thing, some guy came up and he was like, hey, do you want to kiss her right in front of the thing?
01:23:00.000Hey, homo husbands, something that would also be funny about your TV show idea is if the woman was such a dumb dummy that she thought the people were actually good just because she was told they were.
01:23:09.000Like after some armless dude was singing like a wet cat while ballroom dancing with an Agamidget, she would just be amazed.
01:24:58.000Gaz and Raz and the Plaz came across Richard Doctor saying on Twitter that the Prowboys are now a bunch of gullible Muppets who believe in evidence-free nonsense such as Christianity and would easily be duped into other such doctrines.
01:25:12.000So now all fucking Christians are just stupid losers who will believe anything?
01:25:22.000It should be no surprise that the so-called proud boys, what have they got to be proud about, are getting into bed with evangelical Christians.
01:25:29.000If you're gullible enough to believe one load of evidence-free nonsense, you're well primed to believe another.
01:26:35.000That's another thing I want to say, by the way.
01:26:37.000That about a third, maybe a quarter of my time working here at censor.tv is fixing problems, trying to stop hackers, trying to get lawyers, like damage control, patching up holes, bailing out the ship.
01:26:51.000And that's, my tech guy is like, he has a hernia.
01:30:24.000So any kind of contact after is fucking embarrassing.
01:30:26.000But yeah, it sucks having your heart broken.
01:30:28.000You're not a man until you've beaten the shit out of someone, had the shit beaten out of you, broken someone's heart, had your heart broken.
01:33:21.000If you go to the most recent at Home with Sly Stone, you should see it.
01:33:24.000Anyway, while you look for that, the most recent at Home with Sly Stone, and you scroll through looking for the Adam Corolla part, which is about halfway through, I will read these following letters.
01:33:34.000This is from Andrew in Edinburgh, Evening Fud's Minor Threat, the greatest hardcore band of all time.
01:35:15.000Hey, Gab, my blood is boiling this morning as I watch a lot of my first-year medical student classmates driving across the state to take the COVID vaccine at a pharmacy that doesn't check to see if you are actually seeing patients or if you are a medical student that is still doing pre-clinical coursework.
01:35:30.000At my school, we don't begin seeing patients until halfway through our second year.
01:35:33.000These students have been bitching in our class group message about how it's ridiculous that we haven't gotten the vaccine yet.
01:35:46.000Meanwhile, the current rollout phase our state is in allocates vaccines for medical workers and people in assisted living facilities like nursing homes.
01:36:06.000By going out of your way to get the vaccine because you think you are deserving, for whatever reason, you are taking a dose away from an elderly person.
01:36:15.000They're posting photos, excited about getting their first dose.
01:36:18.000And of course, these are the same students that bitch about inequality in medicine and harp on the idea that medicine needs to be more just.