Ryan Higa, Ryan Higa and special guest Ryan Milford discuss a variety of topics, including: Joe Biden's assassination attempt on Donald Trump, the latest in the Trump vs. Biden conspiracy theories, and much, much more.
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00:05:39.000I needed smelling salts to be revived.
00:05:44.000But yeah, I chose I'm Not a Fool by the Cockney Rejects because I think I might be dumb.
00:05:49.000I hang out at this pub where two of the main guys are retarded.
00:05:54.000Like one of them is so special that when we found out this barmaid was horsing around with him, we were seriously considered calling the cops because he has the brain of an 11-year-old, I guess.
00:06:05.000So it's like Tom Hanks in big when he's horsing around with that chick.
00:06:35.000So that's, I feel like a fucking genius when I'm there.
00:06:38.000But then I hang out with normal dads and get a beer at a normal place, and they're all like, yeah, well, that's the problem, you know, with the.
00:06:46.000After the Serbs took over Bosnia, you started seeing guys like Milosevic and the Croatian head of state.
00:06:56.000And then I was listening to trivia on Howard Stern, and I couldn't even get any of the questions.
00:07:03.000And I'm reminded when I played Trivia Pursuit with my dad, the questions would come up like, well, he'd handle all the science stuff and all the math and the history.
00:13:35.000And then I will come back and I'm trying to clean the runners on the French windows because they're getting very dirty and sticky, so getting difficult to open and close.
00:17:19.000In order to control Catholicism in their country, systems are put in place that encourage people to denounce their friends and neighbors who would then be in prison.
00:17:54.000And what fascinates me about this book is, I've been thinking about this all week in my tiny brain.
00:18:00.000Isn't it interesting how many people on the right are all about helping you and how many people on the left are all about helping themselves?
00:18:07.000Obama has written two books, I believe, all about Obama.
00:18:12.000The dreams of my father and then whatever the other one's called, me.
00:18:17.000And then Michelle Obama puts out a book, Becoming Michelle.
00:18:22.000Now, this is technically an autobiography, but he doesn't really talk about himself that much.
00:18:26.000And he always uses his own experiences to help you out.
00:18:31.000Like, I struggled through this, but it taught me this.
00:18:34.000And when you do this, like having to collect rent in the projects, you get better at collecting bills.
00:18:40.000And in fact, the first part of the book is just about deals, Trump cards, the elements of the deal.
00:18:45.000He doesn't start talking about himself until the third chapter, growing up.
00:18:50.000And I had never really thought about that before.
00:18:53.000Even this show, I did spend a lot of time talking about my anus, but I meant the town in Connecticut.
00:23:13.000Also in the news, we have a new health secretary.
00:23:17.000Now, it's bad news that we're getting into a fascist epoch where they're determined to destroy everyone.
00:23:25.000But it's also going to be a very funny, well, I want to say eight years or four years, but with Biden's mental capacity, I don't know how long I should be saying.
00:23:38.000We should probably have a formal decision.
00:24:33.000And then they're going to be out after four years because people will see, they'll check their bank accounts and realize that socialism is expensive.
00:24:40.000And then we'll get Ron DeSantis in 2024.
00:24:55.000But the good news is that we're going to be getting a lot of laughs as he does his Justin Trudeau affirmative action hiring.
00:25:02.000And Dick Levine, a man who wears makeup and has long hair and a scarf.
00:25:12.000And Ryan and I were, much to our chagrin, searching for hours of this footage we showed on this show of him looking like he just got hit by a gay train.
00:25:29.000He had like random ribbons in his hair.
00:25:31.000I looked, I was like 40 pages deep into YouTube.
00:25:34.000And with this announcement, of course, you know, there's a lot of shit to get through to find some old, it was like an interview or a town hall or something.
00:25:43.000So maybe you folks at home can help us find it, but it's fucking hilarious.
00:25:46.000And I'm really looking forward to seeing this lunatic old Jewish man who thinks he's a woman tell us about mental health.
00:25:58.000If you're trans, you're a Mentally ill gay.
00:26:01.000In the word mentally ill is the word ill.
00:26:04.000So we have an ill person telling us how to run the nation's health.
00:27:00.000If you're gay, I guess old gays don't do very well because they're a very shallow group.
00:27:05.000So when you're like my age, you probably have trouble getting laid.
00:27:08.000Because I remember hearing about old gays would have twinks and they'd buy them shit and cameras and stuff and take them on trips and vacations.
00:27:17.000So maybe you get bored of that and you go, oh, I'm just going to fuck Dick Levine up, his weird ass.
00:29:47.000But what's amazing about this guy is he shows you how pathetic the justice system is.
00:29:54.000The suspect, charged with murdering a Philadelphia man in cold blood as the victim walked his dog, was out on bail at the time in an armed kidnapping case.
00:30:05.000He carjacked a car, was caught for it, and released, and they kept lowering his bail from $100,000 and $200,000 to $20,000, which he can pay because he's likely a drug dealer.
00:30:15.000And he had just got out of jail for another crime where in the jail, he had threatened the prison guards and was charged with assault for that.
00:30:25.000The guy has been murdering, fucking up, and destroying people's lives his whole life.
00:30:32.000And isn't it funny, too, how when they have these...
00:30:37.000That hat is really making my face dark.
00:38:08.000They work at supermarkets, malls, doctors' offices, and many are police officers and soldiers.
00:38:13.000In other words, the people who stormed the Capitol were pretty regular Americans.
00:38:18.000And regular Americans were so pissed off with not just the election, but bullshit propaganda like I'm literally in right now, this fucking video.
00:38:27.000They were so sick of it that plenty of them snapped.
00:38:42.000And I guess the only way that this conceit works is if you think the storming of the Capitol was the apocalypse and it's the scariest thing you've ever imagined.
00:38:52.000And I think they're doing a pretty good job of convincing Americans that it was a horrific horror movie.
00:38:58.000Meanwhile, we saw the video Yesterday, where they're like, hey, what's going on?
00:39:01.000And the cops are like, did you guys think you could maybe leave?
00:39:04.000I'm like, yeah, we're going to leave in a bit.
00:39:05.000I just got shot in the face with a plastic bullet.
00:39:09.000That clip has got to be the clip of the year.
00:42:01.000You might have a point if it was like some, an actual Indian and you called her Pocahontas all the time and went, ooh, I think that would be funny, but you might have an argument there.
00:42:59.000Muslims are 1% of the population, and they constitute about 50% of the domestic terrorism cases, especially when you loop in September 11th, which you'll notice they tend not to do.
00:43:11.000They tend to start these studies on September 12th because they don't want to have to deal with that pesky 3,000.
00:43:19.000In the middle of a presidential debate, Donald Trump was asked to disavow white supremacy, which he refused.
00:47:22.000That doesn't mean the Proud Boys were at the January 6th rally.
00:47:26.000This seems impossible for people to understand.
00:47:29.000If you were at, if you stormed the Capitol and you were a member of the Knights of Columbus, the Knights of Columbus did not storm the Capitol.
00:48:31.000So I don't know what this fucking five-firearms shit is, but I obviously understand the implication here, is that they were loaded up, ready to kill.
00:48:40.000Prepared their bombs, and they attacked with the intention of killing Nancy Pelosi and hanging Vice President Mike Pence.
00:52:06.000Scare the shit out of Americans, harass big tech, dominate the leftist politicians, and the next thing you know, we don't have a voice.
00:52:15.000Censored.tv is one of the only places left where you can get the truth.
00:52:20.000While these people make up a bunch of bullshit about how we're all Nazi terrorists and then use that to deplatform us, deperson as de-everything is.
00:52:28.000I mean, having a Facebook page is nothing.
00:52:50.000Our weapons will be computers and cell phones.
00:52:52.000We who are monitoring extremists on the internet and reporting their findings to authorities.
00:52:57.000Remember, before the Navy SEALs killed Osama bin Lad, he had to be found.
00:53:01.000He was found by a CIA analyst working on a computer thousands of miles away.
00:53:06.000He was found by a doctor who was doing swabs for a local Pakistani doctor said he was doing swabs for the flu or something, for flu shots to make sure people are safe and not sick.
00:53:19.000And that's how he got Osama bin Laden's DNA.
00:53:22.000Maybe the CIA was also involved, but that was how we confirmed it and how we could go in.
00:53:27.000We totally stabbed that guy in the back.
00:53:29.000I think he's in prison in Pakistan right now.
00:53:32.000We should have had him on the next plane, first-class flight back to America with citizenship.
00:53:37.000And by the way, where were all these sleuths before Battaklan and the Pulse shooting and the black Hebrew Israelites who killed the Jews in the Kosher Delhi?
00:53:48.000Where were they before San Bernardino?
00:53:50.000Can we get, does any of this sleuth thing include Islam?
00:55:00.000So not only are journalists tattletales and they devote their entire careers to snitching, now we want citizens, your neighbors, to snitch on you and fuck you over.
00:56:16.000And it was two intelligent liberals discussing the problem with conflating ethno-nationalism, white supremacy, with patriotism and how no one's really falling for that.
00:56:42.000As a journalist, it's just something you do.
00:56:44.000And then I died off for a while because there was a point I realized, okay, this story is way bigger than what I know back in June for short.
00:56:53.000But after six months of really staying on it seven days a week, I think I have a better idea, especially being on the streets.
00:57:03.000So the question is, how do you get the people who are in these institutions to appreciate or understand that what they're printing is divorced from what's on the street?
00:57:14.000And it does have to be from the left, from a news photographer, to publish or to appear and this kind of thing.
00:57:23.000But we do need to talk to our ideological sort of herd, as it were, and address.
00:57:32.000So I think it does have to be somebody like the Huffington Post that does write seriously about ethno-nationalists.
00:57:40.000Well, if you're serious about ethno-nationalists and you've published something that's so serious about ethno-nationalists that some of the antifa groups are even retweeting it, then you must be serious enough to make distinctions, right?
00:57:55.000I mean, technically, you should be able to make a distinction between the ethno-nationalists and MAGA normie folks that are getting, you know, they're getting punched out.
00:58:08.000And the Proud Boys, which is another level of MAGA, but not the ethno-nationalists.
00:58:17.000I have my doubts because all of the left-leaning publications seem particularly prone to having narrative enforced on them.
00:58:27.000And I agree with you that There has to be those of us on the left who are reasonable and are not buying this nonsense have to find our voice.
00:58:40.000So in some sense, it's odd, but right-leaning publications have been welcoming of left-of-center authors to describe this.
00:58:52.000And the problem is if it's published in the Wall Street Journal, you know, or something like that.
00:58:58.000The New York Post is called Prowboys White Supremacist because they hire some dumb chick from Canada who's just fresh out of college and ready to start her bullshit crusade.
00:59:09.000Right, because it's imagined to be right of center, and then you, having written for them, are imagined to be right of center.
00:59:15.000But the key is, again, this vast group in the middle that agrees on the basics, right?
00:59:22.000We have to stop thinking of each other as, oh, that's on the left, I'm going to discount it, or that's on the right, I'm not going to believe it.
00:59:28.000And we have to recognize that that conversation, even those of us who come from one side or the other, we have to meet in the middle and have that conversation.
00:59:36.000And the question about what venues will allow it is, unfortunately, one with not a lot of answers.
00:59:53.000I was describing it to those French chicks yesterday as if you wanted an ex-wife to have dinner with her ex-husband, it would cost you a lot of money.
01:01:07.000MYU professor slammed for claiming black and Latino voters who supported Trump have multiracial whiteness and that it was unsettling so many voted for him.
01:02:43.000And she's like, she went on to claim that being white is no longer someone's racial identity, but it is also political color, which can lead to a discriminatory worldview in which feelings of freedom and belonging are produced through the persecution and dehumanization of others.
01:02:58.000So Enrique and Ali Alexander, our own Ali Alexander, the reason that they are conservative is because they're pretending to be white and they're hurting and persecuting blacks and Latinos.
01:03:12.000I don't know when the fuck Ali Alexander hurt or did anything negative towards the black community, but I guess voting for Trump is.
01:03:21.000And remember in that green screen, we saw their evidence of Trump being racist.
01:03:31.000The idea, she said, is rooted in white supremacy, indigenous dispossession, and anti-blackness.
01:03:36.000So Ali Alexander is rooted in anti-blackness.
01:03:40.000In the politics of multiracial whiteness, anyone can join the MAGA movement and engage in the wild freedom of unbridled rage and conspiracy theories.
01:03:47.000Yes, I totally agree with that last one.
01:04:05.000Fascinating attempt to reconcile the fact that so many non-whites voted for Trump and that some of the key participants in the Capitol riot related groups are non-white.
01:04:14.000And then Ben Dominich over at the Federalists, multiracial whiteness is just another term for struggling with the fact that some of the people who disagree with you are brown.
01:04:24.000To understand Trump's support, we must think in terms of hot coldness.
01:06:10.000They want us to be domestic terrorists so badly that they're milking the capital the same way they milked Charlottesville and totally ignored everything else.
01:06:20.000The not see glasses are applied to left-wing violence and the Nazi glasses are all over our shit.
01:11:33.000Sullivan also must wear a location water, blah, blah, blah, and find a job outside of Insurgents USA, a social justice group he founded that calls itself anti-fascist and protests police brutality.
01:11:47.000Poor guy, he's just trying to protest police brutality.
01:11:51.000I think we, if I recall yesterday, we had him on tape saying, I'm going to burn it fucking down.
01:11:57.000I won't be surprised if it all gets pled down to probation or some other garbage.
01:12:00.000One thing I disagree with you on is punishment for crime.
01:12:04.000I don't know how you can talk to so many cops and not hear them bitch about how the system screwed all the work they did on getting the guy.
01:12:09.000Then the lawyers plea it down and he is out next week doing the same crap.
01:12:12.000For example, my house got broken into with a 16-year-old girl babysitting and my two-year-old daughter.
01:12:17.000The cops arrested him while he was in the house eating my chocolate chips.
01:12:21.000We pressed charges and got nothing from the county DA.
01:12:23.000We should have been mailed a package to fill out.
01:12:40.000If you look at the arresting docs, not the charging docs, I think you would come to the same conclusion.
01:12:45.000To end, I have a would you rather, would you rather have your wife give you BJs whenever you want them or have her agree on 80% of your politics?
01:13:07.000But if you agreed on the politics, you might get more beach because you'd be like, not as much as this first offer, which is every single fucking morning.
01:13:16.000But yeah, the thing about prison is when we first came up with the Proud Boys' tenets, we were like, it's all part of the same parcel.
01:13:25.000Like, end the drug war, so now drugs are legal.
01:17:47.000Like, how do you, when women, like, I would imagine women her age, the one with the black glasses, they probably have the same kind of conversation like, oh, God, my husband's always wanting sex.
01:18:14.000Like fucking Gigi Gorgeous going to the on sorry, going to the gynecologist and sitting in the stirrups with her fucking huge cock hanging out.
01:18:30.000And someone who studied vaginas for 10 years is looking at a dick in balls.
01:23:21.000I could make up a name, Martin Bradley.
01:23:24.000Hey, Computer, who was the Prime Minister during World War I?
01:23:31.000There aren't any First World War American Prime Ministers.
01:23:36.000Hey, Computer, who was the British Prime Minister during World War I?
01:23:43.000According to an Alexa Answers contributor, David Lloyd George was prime minister of the United Kingdom during World War I and held the post from 1916 to 1922.
01:25:23.000Dear Gavin and the dictator of the independent and the sovereign republic of the fag zone, on season three, episode 59 of GML, you mentioned you had a dream to produce a prank reality TV talent show in which only average shitty performers go on stage.
01:25:45.000The show had the same format as American Idol, only the judges would praise the shittiest singers with compliments and would ignore and shame the good ones.
01:25:51.000This goes on until the finals where the absolute worst singers in the U.S. go to sing in front of a live audience.
01:25:56.000They're completely unaware of how bad they are, and it is absolutely hilarious.
01:26:00.000To make things funnier, one producer was worried that the live audience members would be unable to respectfully compose themselves during the final performance and falsely informed them that the singers were all terminally ill, young people who were having a wish fulfilled by a charitable organization.
01:28:33.000By the way, remember when everyone was freaking out because Nick Ox was rumored to have a picture in his house of a Klansman carrying a black woman?
01:28:43.000Nick Ox is the guy who was arrested when he got off the plane in Hawaii.
01:28:51.000And there's a rumor that he has a, and everyone was freaking out that he had a picture of a Klansman carrying a black woman in his living room.
01:28:58.000I had to explain to Earth that that's clearly humorous.
01:31:10.000I also heard that it just would balance itself out because it's so like if you don't wash yourself with soap for like 40 days, you'll smell like complete shit.
01:31:19.000And then after that, it'll balance itself out like stinky.
01:31:38.000So he talks about this story where this woman, Canada Post employee, says he, sorry, he won't deliver hate mail.
01:31:48.000Now, I understand, if you're a black guy and there's nigger magazine that has some murdered black guy on the front, you're like, I shouldn't be subjected to this.
01:33:58.000You know what these annoying news feeds you're going to find in extreme left-wing propaganda?
01:34:01.000I happened to wake up at 2 a.m. this morning and I couldn't get back to sleep.
01:34:03.000After re-watching GOML on the latest video from EIU, I started scrolling through the bullshit news and saw this article.
01:34:08.000It infuriated me so much that I sent an email to Professor Kunt included in the article.
01:34:15.000And then, so this is a letter he wrote to this woman who was advocating for that.
01:34:20.000Regarding your so-called professional opinion that the Epoch Times is doing a good job of making it look like a legit newspaper, it's interesting that radical leftists like yourself never quote anything or point out any facts to back up your statement.
01:34:31.000It's also interesting that almost 100% of the lies and extremist rhetoric comes from the liberal media who band together, which, by the way, is what a conspiracy is, conspiring, to push a certain narrative out to the world.
01:34:44.000You also say there's a conspiracy theorizing and far-right rhetoric on their social media posts.
01:35:03.000The difference always, consistency, is that every news source I read or listen to from the right backs their opinions up with cold, hard, irrefutable facts, while every news source from the left does everything they possibly can to hide those facts.
01:35:15.000If you took a moment to look, instead of hiding your head in the sand, you would see hundreds of thousands of far-left extremist posts.
01:35:23.000Threats of violence, lies, incitements of violence put forth by the left-wing media outlets and their followers, mostly on Twitter, by the way.
01:35:28.000An actual journalist would probably do it, but I'm sure you won't.
01:35:31.000You should be embarrassed to consider yourself an expert on the subject.
01:35:53.000Go listen to Gavin McInnes, Tim Poole, Laura Loomer, Steven Crowder, Ben Shapiro, Anthony Brian Logan, Dinesh D'Souza, Anthony Cumia, Ann Coulter, Nick DiPaulo, Lauren Chen, Michelle Malkin.