Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - S03E63

00:00:13.000 Live from New York, it's Get Off My Lawn with Gavin McGinnis.

00:00:28.000 That was sent to us from a viewer.

00:00:31.000 He's at the Big Bitch House.

00:00:33.000 Who's that artist?

00:00:35.000 Artist.

00:00:36.000 Sexy Killer.

00:00:37.000 Sexy Killer.

00:00:38.000 And Mon Ruffin, of course.

00:00:40.000 And of course, Sexy Killer is nothing without Mon Ruffin.

00:00:45.000 What do these people, what does this particular group of people do all day?

00:00:49.000 They chill.

00:00:50.000 I think they just chill out.

00:00:51.000 There's some intercourse.

00:00:53.000 There's a lot of TV.

00:00:54.000 Weed.

00:00:55.000 There's weed.

00:00:56.000 Cheetos.

00:00:58.000 More TV.

00:00:59.000 And back to Fallatio.

00:01:03.000 Being mad.

00:01:05.000 Sweating the small stuff.

00:01:06.000 Maybe he deals drugs.

00:01:09.000 And then he buys her stuff.

00:01:10.000 She returns the favor with sexual favors.

00:01:14.000 They eat food stamps food, it appears.

00:01:18.000 And then they make these rock and beats.

00:01:21.000 Oh, yeah, making beets, freestyling?

00:01:24.000 What does his shirt say?

00:01:25.000 Where are you at, Mon?

00:01:29.000 What do you think of his style?

00:01:31.000 It's not too far from my summer style.

00:01:34.000 Sneakers, socks.

00:01:36.000 You know, the more I watch this, I'm thinking maybe hanging out at the big bitch's house is kind of fun.

00:01:43.000 Can we hear that?

00:01:51.000 She got crack energy, though.

00:01:53.000 It sounds like a children's rhyme.

00:01:57.000 I'm in the big bitch house with the big bitch.

00:02:02.000 She's got her socks on.

00:02:06.000 Oh, she's at the big niggas house.

00:02:08.000 Oh, I see.

00:02:11.000 She's just laying there looking like the guy who's saying, look, thigh-high socks that stop at the ankle and then little ankle socks.

00:02:24.000 Chat is hypnotizing.

00:02:25.000 That was racist.

00:02:27.000 I just did InfoWars.

00:02:29.000 I know you might not like my pocket square, but it's called power clashing.

00:02:32.000 Get used to it.

00:02:34.000 And I fought a woman.

00:02:36.000 What?

00:02:37.000 I fought a woman today.

00:02:39.000 That's fun.

00:02:40.000 I've never done that in my life before.

00:02:42.000 Equal rights, equal fights.

00:02:43.000 Yeah.

00:02:44.000 I think I have a headache from getting punched in the head.

00:02:47.000 I fought Clobber.

00:02:48.000 I fought Juggernaut.

00:02:50.000 And I fought a nurse.

00:02:54.000 Their punches hurt.

00:02:56.000 But I've noticed, like, if you, there's certain guys, like, if you block like this, it doesn't really, it's not that much better.

00:03:02.000 You still get punched in the head.

00:03:05.000 It's like 10% less painful to have your hands up with a big guy.

00:03:10.000 But with a girl, you can just do that and then, you know, she can work on her punches as you go like that, and you're fine.

00:03:16.000 If she catches you with a good hook, it does hurt.

00:03:20.000 But what I've noticed you can do with women is if she's getting too many at you, you're just sort of like, okay, I'm going to turn it on for a bit.

00:03:26.000 And you're like, boom, boom, boom, boom.

00:03:28.000 And then it kind of puts her back down again.

00:03:31.000 Kind of like the way you would fight with a kid.

00:03:33.000 I'm not calling her a kid, but I'm just saying it's the same sort of concept.

00:03:35.000 Whereas with a man, if he's getting me too much and I'm fighting back, it's not like it calms him down.

00:03:41.000 You know what I mean?

00:03:42.000 Like he can be pounding you, and then you go, oh yeah, and you start pounding him.

00:03:46.000 He's still pounding you.

00:03:48.000 So I guess what I'm saying is it's almost like an arm wrestle where you go with a guy and that doesn't necessarily do anything.

00:03:54.000 But with a girl, you can go, you turn around, and then you can go every once in a while.

00:04:02.000 Just to show her.

00:04:03.000 So that was weird.

00:04:05.000 She got me one good one.

00:04:07.000 And then I fought this big fat cop who's Juggernaut.

00:04:13.000 And his new thing he does is he used to stand there and you can get him in the belly.

00:04:16.000 I kind of liked fighting him.

00:04:18.000 Now he just uses his 300 pound and just comes at you going like that.

00:04:22.000 And you're like, what do I do now?

00:04:24.000 I'm not physically strong enough to push him away.

00:04:27.000 So what I do is I sort of like get a push off and then see if I can get him with the hook.

00:04:33.000 But I saw him doing it to other people.

00:04:34.000 It's his new thing.

00:04:35.000 He's the steamroller.

00:04:38.000 I'm in charge.

00:04:38.000 Bend over.

00:04:41.000 There's nothing you can do.

00:04:43.000 And then I fought Klobber, the guy who broke the machine, and he gave me a reasonable fight.

00:04:48.000 You have hurt me today.

00:04:50.000 So I have a headache from head injuries, and I stuck to my rule.

00:04:55.000 I'm taking three major blows to the head, and then I'm stopping.

00:05:00.000 And so when the coach said, did you do four rounds?

00:05:04.000 I said yes.

00:05:05.000 And that is a lie.

00:05:08.000 I just told you the three rounds I did.

00:05:10.000 They're three minutes long.

00:05:11.000 Are you crazy?

00:05:12.000 That's nine minutes of fighting.

00:05:14.000 If you were in a bar and you had a nine-minute fight, you'd be Patrick Swayze in Roadhouse.

00:05:20.000 You got to be proud of you, boys.

00:05:26.000 Another dumb thing I did is the New York Times has a thing of like, proud boys are sick of Trump.

00:05:32.000 And I'm looking at the sources, and it's never Enrique or someone who's like, or Noble Beard or someone who is kind of a spokesman.

00:05:38.000 It's just they go on Parlor, or not Parlor anymore, but Telegram and shit, and they see people going, fuck Trump, and they have a Proud Boys logo.

00:05:45.000 Therefore, that's the dictum.

00:05:46.000 That's reporting in today's day and age.

00:05:50.000 I said it was the New York Times.

00:05:51.000 Why are you on Yahoo News?

00:05:56.000 Multiple publications are saying that.

00:05:58.000 It made me check Telegram.

00:06:00.000 And I end up on this site or this chat that I thought was Proud Boys, but I'm seeing all this Nazi shit.

00:06:06.000 And I start worrying about the club.

00:06:08.000 And I go, oh, no, has it drifted off into this shit?

00:06:10.000 And I'm arguing with these guys, going, oh, I remember you, you fucking loser.

00:06:14.000 You got booted like instantly.

00:06:16.000 And no, we're part of this thing now.

00:06:18.000 And it's like some offshoot where they can be Nazis.

00:06:22.000 It's called like taking care of business or something.

00:06:25.000 Anyway, I'm arguing with these guys because I'm thinking they're real.

00:06:28.000 And then I talk to Other dudes, and I go, Who's this guy and this guy?

00:06:32.000 And they go, What are you doing on that site?

00:06:34.000 That's like weirdo Nazi guys that just stole the name.

00:06:38.000 And I go, Oh, for fuck's sakes.

00:06:40.000 So here's what they believe: I got Max and John arrested.

00:06:45.000 I should have been leading them into battle.

00:06:48.000 So I should have, I shouldn't have gone home by myself that night.

00:06:51.000 I should have gone with those guys, even though the police separate us.

00:06:53.000 I should have told the police to fuck off.

00:06:55.000 And then I should have been like, charge, like Braveheart, and saved the day.

00:07:00.000 They also, it gets crazier though.

00:07:03.000 Remember that little brown guy who was yelling at me and I bought him a beer?

00:07:07.000 Oh, yeah.

00:07:08.000 He beat me up, and I went home early crying.

00:07:12.000 That's what they said happened?

00:07:13.000 Yeah, but here's another one.

00:07:14.000 I'm unemployed.

00:07:16.000 Okay, here's the biggest one.

00:07:18.000 So CRTV is a Jew psyop, and they want to funnel money to Mark Levin.

00:07:25.000 So they get guys like me to come on and be Zionists.

00:07:29.000 I guess I don't really believe my Zionism.

00:07:31.000 I just, I have a gun to my head, or I'm paid.

00:07:33.000 I've allegedly made $750,000.

00:07:37.000 What the hell?

00:07:38.000 No idea where that money came from.

00:07:41.000 And it's just a way to sort of castrate the left, the right, and then also funnel money to Mark Levin.

00:07:48.000 Mark Levin didn't own CR-TV.

00:07:53.000 It was owned by a non-Jewish guy named Casey Katz, who, yes, has a very Jewish-sounding name, but not all Katz's are Jews.

00:08:03.000 And Mark Levin wasn't an owner, and he was one of the top guys, but he's one of the top guys because he's brilliant.

00:08:10.000 Like, have you ever watched his show?

00:08:11.000 That's why he's on Fox News.

00:08:12.000 Like, in their world, the Nazi world, the Jews move us all around like chess pieces.

00:08:17.000 Okay, so if Mark Levin is just there because he's a Jew, go try to do his job.

00:08:23.000 Hi, I'm Nazi Guy.

00:08:25.000 I'm going to be filling in for Mark Levin.

00:08:27.000 I'm guessing it's going to suck.

00:08:29.000 Why don't you have a debate with him about the Constitution?

00:08:32.000 If he's such a puppet.

00:08:35.000 Anyway, that was just a total and utter waste of time.

00:08:39.000 But my theory with most Nazis is, and I've known a few, they tend to be fat or ugly, but they almost all have really poor social skills.

00:08:53.000 And I think that when you're alone, you're lonely, you want a reason for it.

00:08:59.000 And then when you adopt radical right-wing politics, then it's like, obviously I'm alone and I don't have a girlfriend.

00:09:06.000 I have a giant Hitler poster on my wall.

00:09:10.000 I'm an outlaw.

00:09:12.000 I remember bums were like that too.

00:09:14.000 I used to know this guy who would, he's dead now.

00:09:17.000 He got hit by a drunk driver who he knew, brutal alcoholic.

00:09:21.000 And he would hang out with guys that were basically bums.

00:09:24.000 And I'd hear them talking in French, this is in Quebec, and they would talk about how they're outlaws.

00:09:30.000 We're like the Rolling Stones, Esti.

00:09:32.000 And they would drink like a 2-4 and a bottle of whiskey and then shit themselves and sleep on the street.

00:09:40.000 Yeah, the Stones did drink a lot of booze.

00:09:42.000 They also had an IV drip and a trip to Puerto Vallarta to rehab and millions and millions of dollars.

00:09:53.000 But yeah, if you're an outcast, that's what was so great about early Proud Boys and Dante Nero and all this like improve your life stuff.

00:10:01.000 That would be a really noble pursuit.

00:10:03.000 You know Louis Zampurini from Unbroken, the prisoner of war?

00:10:08.000 That's what he devoted the end of his life to.

00:10:11.000 Young men's, like, not clubs, but like Christian activity centers.

00:10:17.000 So they'd have a skate park and they'd have a fucking, you know, relay race and stuff like that.

00:10:24.000 It's sort of like the YMCA.

00:10:26.000 And it was Christian-based and he ran them all.

00:10:28.000 He had a bunch of them.

00:10:30.000 And his job was to help guide wayward youth.

00:10:34.000 And I think that could be, that's what someone like Ron Coleman and Ezra Levant should do, is get one of these guys that's drifting into the anti-Semitism abyss and just sit down and have a debate with him.

00:10:45.000 And he explains it all.

00:10:47.000 They go, what about this overrepresentation?

00:10:49.000 Or what about this Israeli spy who was pardoned?

00:10:52.000 And then, you know, they can retaliate with answers to all these questions.

00:10:57.000 And that's the good thing about these men's clubs.

00:11:00.000 Ideally, is they're a receptacle before you go off the deep end.

00:11:06.000 It's a place where you're safe.

00:11:08.000 And then the media turns it into these fascist groups.

00:11:12.000 And then you know what happens?

00:11:13.000 Fascists start going, oh, that sounds cool.

00:11:15.000 I read about it in the New York Times and they want to join.

00:11:17.000 You're like, no, no, that's not it.

00:11:20.000 And they wreck it because they're Bolsheviks and all they care about is power.

00:11:24.000 And the idea of anyone organizing seems like it's a threat to your power supply.

00:11:34.000 Oh, yeah, remember that?

00:11:35.000 That was a very interesting clip you just showed.

00:11:38.000 Because that was Brandon Straka walking home and he was getting beat up and he was filming it and saying, these random women are beating up gays or attacking gays.

00:11:48.000 And then she realized she was being filmed.

00:11:50.000 So she yells into the camera, he's a Trump supporter.

00:11:53.000 In other words, it's fair game.

00:11:55.000 I'm allowed to hit him.

00:11:57.000 And that was just some random bitch on the street.

00:12:00.000 This is becoming the norm for mainstream government politics.

00:12:06.000 Trump supporters are fair game.

00:12:08.000 MAGA's people should be arrested.

00:12:10.000 John Brennan yesterday said, or maybe it was today, said that we have a problem with white supremacy, domestic terrorism.

00:12:17.000 Yeah, that sounds terrible.

00:12:18.000 We're going to get them and we're going to get, that includes libertarians.

00:12:26.000 War!

00:12:30.000 Not advocating for any kind of war.

00:12:32.000 Thanks, Ryan.

00:12:32.000 Great idea for a clip.

00:12:34.000 God, you're stupid.

00:12:36.000 We can't say cool things anymore?

00:12:39.000 No, but right now, the feds are cracking down on everyone, including people here at this station.

00:12:46.000 And you just called for war, which we are not doing.

00:12:50.000 We said don't go on January 6th.

00:12:53.000 I've never been a rally guy at all.

00:12:54.000 I never really got it.

00:12:56.000 I got making sure that Lauren Southern can do a talk and Taking her from her car, doing the talk, and then back again.

00:13:03.000 I get saving Ann Coulter's life.

00:13:04.000 That's noble.

00:13:04.000 That's like the guardian angels.

00:13:06.000 But just going to a rally more than once?

00:13:10.000 I mean, didn't you make your point?

00:13:12.000 How many times do you have to make your point?

00:13:14.000 That's the part I don't get about this.

00:13:16.000 Anyway, Biggs is under investigation right now.

00:13:20.000 We're not sure what's happening.

00:13:21.000 We removed his content from the site until, so it can't be used against him.

00:13:29.000 I think he should take down all his social media accounts.

00:13:31.000 I mean, all it takes is one FBI agent pouring through some episode, you know, 30 episodes ago where he says something ironic and they take it literally.

00:13:39.000 I mean, that happened with me with Max and John.

00:13:42.000 They used clips from my show out of context where I said, choke a tranny.

00:13:47.000 And they cut out the beginning part where a guy was spitting in people's faces and then saying, I'm a tranny, so they wouldn't hit him back.

00:13:57.000 The reason I did Alex Jones today is because I heard him do this rant, one, three, and I was like, Rush says calmly and with restraint, shares his thoughts on what's going on.

00:14:09.000 But I was like, this sounds pretty darn accurate to me.

00:14:14.000 I mean, it's over.

00:14:15.000 You understand?

00:14:16.000 Your only shot you've got is realizing that we're screwed.

00:14:19.000 Your candy-ass church isn't going to do it.

00:14:21.000 Your candy-ass boss isn't going to do it.

00:14:23.000 We're a trained group of monkeys in this country.

00:14:26.000 We're not what Americans used to be.

00:14:27.000 We're not rugged individualists.

00:14:29.000 We don't stand up for the Bill of Rights and Constitution.

00:14:31.000 We're a joke, okay?

00:14:33.000 And so they got people like Brian Stelter up there saying, shut down all of his competition on TV now.

00:14:40.000 He thinks he owns you.

00:14:42.000 Jeff Zucker thinks he owns you.

00:14:44.000 These are bad people, okay?

00:14:47.000 So I've done the best job I can.

00:14:49.000 And I'm not bitching at the crew or you or anybody.

00:14:51.000 I'm just saying it's hard for me to get up here and do a normal show when we have a group of corporate criminals literally gang raping us.

00:15:01.000 I mean, if we ever beat this thing, it'll be in the history of like these people were Hitler.

00:15:06.000 I mean, this is unbelievable.

00:15:09.000 It's not like, oh, we're getting there.

00:15:10.000 It's bad.

00:15:11.000 Things are out of control.

00:15:12.000 It's, it's, they just begun.

00:15:15.000 They're going to take your pension funds.

00:15:16.000 They're going to bankrupt.

00:15:17.000 They're going to cut the power off, the oil off.

00:15:19.000 They're going to open the borders.

00:15:21.000 It's over, man.

00:15:22.000 It's over.

00:15:23.000 It's all gone.

00:15:24.000 It's all over.

00:15:25.000 They're going to activate the Boogaloos, FBI, ADL, terror forces.

00:15:29.000 They're going to start blowing everything up.

00:15:30.000 Then they're going to come arrest all the Patriots.

00:15:32.000 The idiots will cheer it.

00:15:34.000 Then they're going to shut your power off.

00:15:35.000 They want you starving in the street.

00:15:37.000 They want to rape your wife.

00:15:38.000 They're Bolsheviks.

00:15:40.000 They're Jacobins.

00:15:42.000 It's all over, man.

00:15:43.000 All over.

00:15:44.000 Enjoy.

00:15:46.000 All your games.

00:15:47.000 It's like America is rotting and deserves it.

00:15:49.000 Now, the Satanists aren't good.

00:15:52.000 They're not God.

00:15:53.000 God just lets them have their way now.

00:15:55.000 So all your games are over.

00:15:57.000 All the TV watching, all the laziness, all the slap jawing's over.

00:16:02.000 It's over.

00:16:03.000 You're going to be just like a baby at six months being chopped up in its mother's womb.

00:16:08.000 You're not a human.

00:16:09.000 You're not essential.

00:16:10.000 You're dead.

00:16:11.000 They're going to kill you because you don't care.

00:16:15.000 Harrison Smith.

00:16:18.000 In the pivot.

00:16:19.000 I love the included pivot.

00:16:20.000 Another news.

00:16:22.000 No, but it takes a while to get Alex Jones.

00:16:25.000 It's like iambic pentameter when you're reading Shakespeare.

00:16:31.000 It takes you like 10 pages to understand what the hell is going on.

00:16:34.000 And then you get into the groove.

00:16:35.000 Like he's like, he goes, Joe Biden is a pedophile.

00:16:38.000 He's out there.

00:16:40.000 His son, they want the Biden's fuck kids or something.

00:16:42.000 You don't say fuck.

00:16:44.000 And I was like, okay, you're exaggerating.

00:16:46.000 Then I thought, wait a minute.

00:16:47.000 We do have reams and reams of footage of Biden acting inappropriately around children, Joe Biden.

00:16:54.000 And then we have those strange pictures from the laptop that appear to be him with a young girl.

00:17:00.000 I mean, Alex Jones talks in a hyperbolic way, but it's not pulled out of thin air.

00:17:05.000 It comes from actual stuff.

00:17:07.000 It's not a joke.

00:17:10.000 Here's something we missed at inauguration, 2.5.

00:17:15.000 Leonard Cohen is a Canadian poet.

00:17:20.000 He was once asked, Canadian poet, how did you think you were going to make money doing that?

00:17:24.000 And he goes, naivete and arrogance.

00:17:27.000 But he did a song called Hallelujah.

00:17:30.000 And it uses biblical references, but it's really about him fucking his ex-girlfriend.

00:17:40.000 And he uses the metaphor of King David and Bathsheba.

00:17:45.000 Is that her name?

00:17:47.000 And so you're singing about a Jewish couple fucking each other.

00:17:53.000 But they just hear the word hallelujah.

00:17:56.000 It's like they're not sending.

00:17:59.000 Our enemies are so fucking incompetent.

00:18:01.000 Isn't that nuts?

00:18:02.000 That they're throwing us in jail.

00:18:04.000 They've taken away our voice.

00:18:05.000 They're destroying our religion.

00:18:06.000 They shatter the family.

00:18:07.000 And you go, wow, you must be really qualified.

00:18:11.000 And then you see him, and it's the president, and he can't speak English, and he doesn't know where he is.

00:18:15.000 And you go, this is the guy destroying my life?

00:18:19.000 Destroying America?

00:18:20.000 Ending Western civilization?

00:18:22.000 This clown?

00:18:25.000 Anyway, go back to 2.5.

00:18:29.000 Yeah, so go down.

00:18:33.000 Keep going.

00:18:34.000 They have footage of it.

00:18:35.000 There we go.

00:18:37.000 I remember this.

00:18:38.000 Who's Yolanda Adams?

00:18:39.000 That David played and it pleased the Lord.

00:18:43.000 But you don't really care for music, do you?

00:18:56.000 You know what's funny about this?

00:18:57.000 They're doing it to show you that they are Christians and they respect the Christians in America.

00:19:02.000 But they clearly don't if they just pull this song out of their ass without even googling it.

00:19:07.000 Like, hey, Biden aid, type in, what is hallelujah about?

00:19:13.000 Oi, this feels good.

00:19:16.000 It's about two Jewish people banging.

00:19:19.000 It's amazing.

00:19:21.000 They knew each other in the biblical sense.

00:19:24.000 But here's an interesting thing.

00:19:26.000 Speaking of Judaism, if you scroll down, scroll down.

00:19:30.000 So they talk about all their tweets, people making fun of them.

00:19:33.000 I don't know who needs to hear this, but how long is a song about Jews clapping cheeks and existence like Sam?

00:19:38.000 Oh, yeah, it's also an atheist song because it doubts God at the end.

00:19:41.000 Imagine writing a low-key but sexy banger about your ex and being like, Is God even real?

00:19:47.000 That's when it goes.

00:19:48.000 Hallelujah.

00:19:51.000 But scroll down.

00:19:54.000 Power, pathos, blah, blah, blah.

00:19:56.000 Keep going.

00:19:57.000 This song's what it's about.

00:20:00.000 Okay, I thought this was interesting.

00:20:03.000 This is real animosity here.

00:20:05.000 And when anti-Semites talk about how Jews hate us, they're actually talking about secular Jews who don't really practice and just use their Judaism as some sort of trick to seem oppressed or to fuck with white male conservatives, really.

00:20:20.000 Ginos, Jews in name only.

00:20:22.000 Yes, Christians, all Jewish people make fun of you when you sing the song about Jewish sex to celebrate your holidays and commemorate your loss.

00:20:29.000 All of us.

00:20:30.000 Now, how does it feel to be on the outside?

00:20:32.000 Like, isn't that strange animosity?

00:20:36.000 Yeah.

00:20:36.000 Christians are mad about this, but it's probably because they're weird about sex and Jews.

00:20:42.000 What?

00:20:42.000 See, I think it's...

00:20:43.000 She's a young Antifa chick, by the way.

00:20:45.000 I looked into her.

00:20:46.000 So they want to be oppressed.

00:20:47.000 So they want to pretend that first that America's racist and then that America is anti-Semitic so they can be a black person, really.

00:20:54.000 They can be oppressed.

00:20:56.000 And the entire base of their relationship is centered around whether or not two Jews had sex.

00:21:00.000 So their entire religion, the entire base of their religion is centered around whether or not two Jews had sex.

00:21:06.000 I guess he's talking about the Virgin Mary.

00:21:08.000 But I looked her up.

00:21:10.000 Look her up.

00:21:11.000 No, no, no.

00:21:12.000 I didn't include it, I guess.

00:21:13.000 Sword Girl Nation.

00:21:14.000 Sword Girl Nation.

00:21:16.000 And that brought me, we'll get back to Biden, but it brought me to her world.

00:21:21.000 And she's a radical leftist young girl.

00:21:24.000 I'm sure your daughter is going to be the same, at least for a phase.

00:21:28.000 And it's worth checking in on the left and the way they see the world.

00:21:33.000 So Antifa doesn't like Biden.

00:21:36.000 Surprise, surprise.

00:21:38.000 You were justifying Antifa because you thought they were just the paramilitary wing of the DNC.

00:21:44.000 No, they were useful idiots and helped, I don't know, destroy this country so the left could justify more power.

00:21:56.000 But the actual guys are just spoiled brats who want to wreck shit.

00:21:58.000 And they say very clearly, no borders, no wall, no USA at all.

00:22:02.000 So I'll show you in a second this, but Antifa is having rallies saying, fuck Biden.

00:22:08.000 They're destroying DNC headquarters and making it clear that they're not on the left side.

00:22:13.000 And the left is in denial.

00:22:16.000 So keep going.

00:22:20.000 Wait.

00:22:21.000 Oh, shit.

00:22:23.000 Yeah, there it is.

00:22:29.000 Russia never takes a vacay.

00:22:31.000 Not sure, Russia.

00:22:32.000 The Russians have landed.

00:22:34.000 So these rallies and this violence is Russia.

00:22:38.000 Oh, it's organized by Trump and Putin.

00:22:45.000 Isn't that weird?

00:22:46.000 How'd they get a permit?

00:22:48.000 What do you mean?

00:22:49.000 It's Portland.

00:22:53.000 And then she goes on to, all the other things are retweeters.

00:22:59.000 Keep going?

00:23:02.000 It's too much tear gas.

00:23:03.000 No, not that.

00:23:06.000 All right, that's enough.

00:23:08.000 But I just thought it was interesting because when you see Antifa behaving like that, you want to tell like Amy Siskin and go, so those are your guys?

00:23:14.000 You happy with your guys?

00:23:16.000 That looks a hell of a lot worse, by the way, than the state capitol.

00:23:18.000 And that's just one hour in one city.

00:23:21.000 They've been doing this for a year now.

00:23:23.000 And then their reaction?

00:23:25.000 That's not what my eyes say.

00:23:27.000 My eyes are lying to me.

00:23:30.000 That's Trump.

00:23:31.000 Through Russia.

00:23:33.000 But yeah, let's do an Antifa BLM segment.

00:23:40.000 It's coming up.

00:23:51.000 Look at these fucking horrible, weak losers.

00:23:56.000 Fuck your dad.

00:23:58.000 All daddy issues.

00:24:00.000 That's what Antifa is.

00:24:03.000 That's why they hate white male conservatives because that's what their dad looks like.

00:24:08.000 And that's where they get confused with black cops.

00:24:11.000 Because they're like, this is about my dad.

00:24:13.000 You don't look anything like my dad.

00:24:16.000 So yeah, they were smashing up Democrat headquarters.

00:24:20.000 And of course, those of us who are on this side go, yeah, I figured.

00:24:25.000 They don't like anything.

00:24:27.000 They planned to have riots on the 20th.

00:24:30.000 Oh, wait a minute.

00:24:31.000 Are these said riots?

00:24:33.000 Is this the fuck Biden riots?

00:24:35.000 Maybe it is.

00:24:37.000 Can you imagine if they got their way?

00:24:41.000 What if we moved all of them into the White House and said, okay, you tell us what?

00:24:45.000 First, Aboriginal people need their land back.

00:24:49.000 They're getting Manhattan.

00:24:51.000 Secondly, free everything for all minorities.

00:24:55.000 And the rich have to be taxed at 100%.

00:24:57.000 Okay, I'm getting all this down.

00:24:58.000 I'm getting all this down.

00:25:01.000 We run education.

00:25:03.000 It would just be, it would end up being like the Soviet Union overnight.

00:25:05.000 I thought it was something scary.

00:25:08.000 What?

00:25:08.000 I thought it was something scary.

00:25:10.000 What?

00:25:12.000 Okay, it's another form of surveillance, right?

00:25:14.000 So you see these breaking windows here?

00:25:16.000 Yeah.

00:25:17.000 Security cameras have audio, right?

00:25:20.000 Yeah.

00:25:20.000 So the smashing of the window, like you could look at the waveform and be like three hits and then one smash.

00:25:26.000 Right.

00:25:26.000 You ping their cell phones and hear who had like, you know, it's just always recording.

00:25:34.000 So you're just like, oh, look, this one matches.

00:25:36.000 This one is in the same proximity as that sound that happened.

00:25:39.000 And we linked you to it.

00:25:41.000 Even though you have a mask and shit, we can't identify your face.

00:25:45.000 But we can tell by the volume that you were the closest to the smashing.

00:25:49.000 And the walking.

00:25:49.000 When you see you walking, we could hear.

00:25:52.000 Yeah.

00:25:52.000 You know?

00:25:53.000 So there you go, police state.

00:25:55.000 There you go, police.

00:25:56.000 Thanks, Antifa.

00:25:59.000 And me.

00:26:02.000 That's fucking genius, man.

00:26:05.000 It is.

00:26:05.000 It probably exists.

00:26:06.000 So what's the problem with that?

00:26:07.000 I guess getting a subpoena or whatever, getting the warrant?

00:26:11.000 They'll just change the whole system.

00:26:13.000 But you sound like you're defending you're worried about Antifa's rights here.

00:26:16.000 Well, because it's our rights.

00:26:18.000 I mean, there's the thing: these are the people that allow us to not have good things, but I want a laser beam that can light a cigarette.

00:26:25.000 But because bad people exist, we can't have that.

00:26:27.000 So if we can't have it, then nobody can have it.

00:26:31.000 So surveil us.

00:26:34.000 I don't break the rules, so you can go ahead and surveil me all you want.

00:26:37.000 I don't give a shit.

00:26:37.000 I'm sitting next to an Alexa.

00:26:39.000 I don't see anything bad.

00:26:40.000 He's right here.

00:26:41.000 Right.

00:26:42.000 But this is what's kind of spooky about what's going on now.

00:26:46.000 Under the auspices of capturing people who are planning to invade the Capitol and all that stuff, they're going to shut stuff down.

00:26:55.000 They shut Parlor down because they claimed Parlor was used to plan the storming of the Capitol.

00:27:02.000 Who knows what they're going to throw at Biggs?

00:27:04.000 Sedition.

00:27:05.000 Treason.

00:27:07.000 Are those charges or are those...

00:27:09.000 I don't know.

00:27:10.000 I don't know anything about that.

00:27:12.000 Let's see.

00:27:13.000 But, you know, I keep getting people telling me, lawyer up, you're next.

00:27:18.000 I'm worried about you.

00:27:20.000 I mean, I know, I understand where you're like.

00:27:24.000 I don't know.

00:27:25.000 Like, you're connected to the...

00:27:28.000 I'm not even in the Proud Boys.

00:27:29.000 No, I know.

00:27:30.000 I'm just defending them means giving them a voice.

00:27:33.000 I mean, that's the other problem, too.

00:27:35.000 You should have seen Max and John's trial.

00:27:37.000 It was comical.

00:27:38.000 Where they went up to an Asian juror and said, an Asian witness or something said, do you like it when Gavin McInnis says rice balls?

00:27:47.000 And she goes, I guess not.

00:27:49.000 I mean, they turn these court scenes into just a clown room.

00:27:54.000 Circus.

00:27:54.000 Clown room.

00:27:56.000 I think my blows to the head are affecting my brain today.

00:27:59.000 Because on Alex Jones, I couldn't remember the term motion to dismiss.

00:28:04.000 It could just be a brain fart.

00:28:06.000 It's one of those things that's so common that you're like, wait, what the fuck is I feel about?

00:28:10.000 No, there's something about like when you're on Alex Jones, you want to be entertaining.

00:28:14.000 And he asks you questions that are super hard.

00:28:17.000 Like, what does the next six months hold under Biden's regime?

00:28:22.000 And I'm like, fuck.

00:28:23.000 That's like an essay assignment.

00:28:26.000 Yeah.

00:28:26.000 Off the dome, I got to go open borders.

00:28:29.000 The economy is going to be doing well because COVID's over.

00:28:32.000 And he's going to use that to justify insane taxes.

00:28:34.000 And then when the economy levels out again, inflation will be fucked.

00:28:38.000 That was just off the question.

00:28:39.000 That's a tough question.

00:28:40.000 Yeah.

00:28:40.000 That's like a, all right, so write that, and we'll see you on Monday.

00:28:43.000 Come back on Monday.

00:28:44.000 Let me see what you came up with.

00:28:45.000 It would be a homework assignment.

00:28:46.000 I'd be like, oh, I can't go out.

00:28:47.000 I got to do this question.

00:28:48.000 Alex Jones is fucking.

00:28:50.000 I like to see when Anthony's on, too, because it's like he has to like, and the, they're bad.

00:28:57.000 Like, he gets it all like ramped up.

00:28:59.000 Like, he has to get in Alex Jones mode.

00:29:01.000 So there's something about that mode where normal things you can't remember.

00:29:05.000 Like, I could easily forget the name Ryan Rivera during a rant.

00:29:09.000 Yeah, true.

00:29:10.000 That's why when we do the live shows, like last night, I can't get to sleep till two because I was all pumped trying to be on.

00:29:16.000 Anyway, we got more on the riots here.

00:29:19.000 More on riots.

00:29:21.000 1-5.

00:29:22.000 Is that the same thing, though?

00:29:25.000 It's still going on.

00:29:25.000 I think it's.

00:29:26.000 Oh, yeah, this was bizarre.

00:29:28.000 Portland, an occupied car is flipped on its side in northeast Portland.

00:29:32.000 Oh, my God.

00:29:35.000 Wow, they're really making progress.

00:29:37.000 So wait, is that one of their own flipped on its side?

00:29:41.000 This is so bizarre.

00:29:43.000 They start climbing on it, and they tell them to go out the back.

00:29:47.000 I have an idea.

00:29:49.000 Set it flat again.

00:29:52.000 You know how people can tip over cars?

00:29:54.000 They can also tip back cars.

00:29:56.000 Look, they're climbing on it?

00:29:58.000 They're talking about smashing the windows?

00:30:00.000 The IQ here is alarming.

00:30:02.000 Yell at it.

00:30:05.000 Convince it to put a ladder through the top window.

00:30:10.000 Get a rope and put it around their waist and then pull them through using a crane.

00:30:16.000 There's like 50 of you there.

00:30:17.000 Just go one, two, three.

00:30:21.000 Even if there's a car too close to it, it'll at least get sort of level and should be able to open the door.

00:30:26.000 Right.

00:30:27.000 This is retarded.

00:30:28.000 Once your wheels make contact with the ground, I'm pretty sure you could accelerate a little bit and that might get you away from that other car.

00:30:35.000 Sure.

00:30:35.000 Look at this.

00:30:36.000 You're just smashing glass.

00:30:38.000 If we make it lighter by breaking it, if my car was on its side and I saw Antifa coming to help, I'd be like, don't help.

00:30:44.000 Do not help.

00:30:47.000 I'll go get normal people.

00:30:50.000 One time I was in a sprinter on a road trip in Canada with the family, and there was a ditch that just went, zoom.

00:30:57.000 And stupid idiot me was reversing, and I reversed too hard, and the rear axle went plop.

00:31:02.000 So the sprinter was on the dirt.

00:31:05.000 The front wheels were fine, but the back wheels were just spinning.

00:31:09.000 And a bunch of hosers, because they see my American plates, and I don't really have much of a Canadian accent left.

00:31:17.000 And they go, oh, we got to show this American how we Canucks do.

00:31:21.000 So they all get behind.

00:31:22.000 There was probably one, two, three, four, five, maybe five.

00:31:27.000 And I'm in the car going very slowly and drive.

00:31:30.000 And they are like, one, two, three.

00:31:34.000 And they get it up on the lip.

00:31:36.000 And then I can use the wheels.

00:31:37.000 Like five people can do a lot with a car.

00:31:42.000 Including set it back on its smashing the windows.

00:31:47.000 It's going to be really interesting to see what goes on in the next couple months because Antifa's tasted riding and they like it.

00:31:55.000 I kissed a girl and I liked it.

00:31:57.000 So they're not going to stop.

00:31:59.000 I think Biden's going to drop the hammer on them pretty hard.

00:32:02.000 And it's not valuable for him anymore.

00:32:04.000 And it makes him look bad.

00:32:06.000 Well, that makes him look bad too.

00:32:08.000 You see, Biden's in a few conundrums.

00:32:10.000 If he has open borders, he either has floods of immigrants just showing up everywhere.

00:32:15.000 That will lead to crime and housing problems, all kinds of bullshit, especially in the southern states, especially in California.

00:32:21.000 Or you put them all in cages, which is really bad optics.

00:32:24.000 So he's headed into an optics crisis.

00:32:27.000 But the military rollout for the Capitol thing, I feel like that's going to be a familiar site where it's like, listen.

00:32:34.000 Well, the beauty of that for them was Trump MAGA people are so psychotic, and we saw what they did to the Capitol that we need tons of troops.

00:32:43.000 But how do you justify that going forward?

00:32:45.000 Well, one way is that Don Wilson video where he's like, Trump's army.

00:32:49.000 He just goes like that.

00:32:50.000 He has a button.

00:32:51.000 We don't have a Trump button anymore.

00:32:53.000 He has a button.

00:32:54.000 And they just release the hounds.

00:32:57.000 Which is the narrative for the Capitol now, by the way.

00:32:59.000 Proud Boys storm the Capitol.

00:33:02.000 And the New York Times, and I know the guy, Alan Foyer, his thing is they led the charge on social media.

00:33:10.000 So there was just like some random 21-year-old guy who is a janitor.

00:33:14.000 He was like, yeah, do it, boys.

00:33:16.000 That's awesome.

00:33:17.000 Fucking fuck it up.

00:33:19.000 That became like, do it, boys.

00:33:21.000 That is awesome.

00:33:22.000 Go to the top wing now.

00:33:23.000 Yes, good.

00:33:24.000 Okay, we see you there.

00:33:25.000 All right, now go downstairs.

00:33:28.000 Truth does not.

00:33:29.000 That's what I meant when I was talking to Alex Jones about how the story's written first, and then they just force the pieces in.

00:33:37.000 Also, before we continue with Biden, Alex Jones' rant we showed earlier is very pessimistic.

00:33:47.000 We're a great country.

00:33:48.000 We're fucked.

00:33:49.000 I could go to prison for some made-up charge at any moment now.

00:33:54.000 So we'll see what happens with that.

00:33:56.000 You're going to see unprecedented suppression of free speech.

00:34:00.000 We're going to see unprecedented socialism.

00:34:02.000 We're going to see open borders.

00:34:05.000 We're going to see a war on guns.

00:34:07.000 And my biggest pet peeve is woke culture is going to be allotted into legislation.

00:34:14.000 You need three bathrooms, all of this stuff.

00:34:18.000 So that's going to suck.

00:34:19.000 But we're not going anywhere, guys.

00:34:22.000 There's 160 million sane Americans, and they're going to be fighting back.

00:34:27.000 Now, I'm not advocating for domestic terrorism, obviously.

00:34:30.000 I'm not talking about storming anything, but I'm talking about things like Elon Musk building satellites for his own internet that has more freedom and libertarian values.

00:34:38.000 I'm talking about Trump possibly building his own media company where OAN and Newsmax don't have to worry about CNN harassing Verizon to death.

00:34:51.000 So have faith.

00:34:52.000 Stay the course.

00:34:53.000 Yeah, we get to go to heaven afterwards.

00:34:55.000 No matter what happens here, they have to go to hell for eternity.

00:34:59.000 We're fighters.

00:35:00.000 Woodchucks Chuck Wood.

00:35:03.000 What did Jerry Seinfeld do when he made half a billion dollars?

00:35:08.000 Stand-up comedy.

00:35:10.000 Comedians in cars.

00:35:13.000 He always says everything I've done on TV has been a raging success.

00:35:18.000 He's forgetting that he had a game show that flopped and it had a homosexual host, which is weird because it's about married couples and them improving their marriage.

00:35:28.000 And this guy's like, hey, guys, let's go.

00:35:31.000 And you're like, A, I don't think it's legal for you to be married this year because it was a long time ago.

00:35:36.000 And B, you guys have the worst divorce rate in the world when you do get married.

00:35:39.000 And C, what the fuck do you know about a straight person's marriage?

00:35:43.000 You guys die after having like 10,000 partners.

00:35:47.000 The American average is probably like 10.

00:35:50.000 But it sucked.

00:35:51.000 Is it the marriage ref?

00:35:53.000 Yep.

00:35:55.000 Talking to the marriage ref.

00:35:57.000 The world quacked and a tired person.

00:36:00.000 I assume they're not multi-billionaires with Sound Machine herself, Gloria and Stephanie.

00:36:07.000 Stop yelling at me.

00:36:08.000 That's a trick question.

00:36:09.000 Oh, yeah.

00:36:10.000 They'd have three celebrity judges.

00:36:13.000 And then they'd show a fight or something, and then the judges would decide who was right in the fight.

00:36:18.000 That's pretty cool.

00:36:20.000 I want to see Trump up.

00:36:20.000 I believe Trump was on the lady's voice versus her voice.

00:36:26.000 And what a horrible GPS voice she would make.

00:36:30.000 Edith Bunker in your ear for 20 turns at you, punts.

00:36:33.000 What are you doing?

00:36:34.000 That is my life up there.

00:36:36.000 That is your life up there.

00:36:36.000 Unless you put it in here.

00:36:38.000 Oh, he's got a gay name.

00:36:40.000 When I bread this 10 years ago, I didn't know who Tom Poppas was.

00:36:43.000 I just assumed he was gay.

00:36:44.000 He's got...

00:36:45.000 I smell cookies cheeks, though.

00:36:47.000 His jolly gay cheeks.

00:36:49.000 He makes bread.

00:36:50.000 So that's kind of gay, but I love to do it.

00:36:53.000 I love to drive.

00:36:54.000 I consider it a great honor to drive.

00:36:55.000 I really do like it.

00:36:56.000 But the other thing.

00:36:58.000 We're not talking about gawk.

00:37:00.000 Driving in an automobile.

00:37:02.000 To be fair to Donald, he is driving inside of his house.

00:37:09.000 Everyone loved him back then.

00:37:10.000 I thought he was racist.

00:37:14.000 Not that dining room.

00:37:15.000 Go to the main dining room.

00:37:16.000 Imagine did say something really racist right now.

00:37:19.000 But the blacks, you know, they shouldn't drive.

00:37:21.000 I'd like to drive, but I have a black chauffeur because blacks are just better drivers.

00:37:25.000 Yeah, positive racism.

00:37:27.000 I forgot to say the book of the day because I've had so many head injuries.

00:37:31.000 Steven Pinker, The Blank Slate.

00:37:34.000 I don't agree with this book.

00:37:35.000 I think it's good to read books you don't agree with.

00:37:37.000 And I was talking to a dude the other day about all this cancel culture, and he goes, if we could go back to the days we read books and didn't read memes, I mean, I'm not saying ban memes, but that is becoming the primary news source is memes, headlines, a Facebook, sorry, a video on Twitter that's been edited down,

00:37:55.000 like the Dan Winslow thing that's got 3.2 million views.

00:37:59.000 We're getting our news from a guy who writes fiction, and he just barfed something at his ass to sell books.

00:38:04.000 That's not good.

00:38:05.000 So our IQs could do with less sound bites, news bites, and more chunks.

00:38:13.000 Now, I'm a nature, I think most things come down to nature nurture, and I'm a very high nature guy.

00:38:20.000 I'm like 90-10.

00:38:21.000 Of course, if your dad rapes you every day, you're going to be a different person.

00:38:24.000 But basically, you are who you are from birth.

00:38:27.000 Identical twins separated at birth.

00:38:29.000 Verify this?

00:38:30.000 I don't think he brings up identical twins.

00:38:33.000 But this book is saying the opposite.

00:38:36.000 In fact, Steven Pinker, I would say, is more of a 90-10 the other way.

00:38:41.000 So I'm reading a book from a guy who disagrees with everything I said.

00:38:45.000 He was kind of in my bad books after the last book he wrote about writing, where he used his wife's writing as an example of what great writing can be.

00:38:54.000 And it's like, she's never really done anything.

00:38:56.000 Anyway, this book is all about nurture, says we're a blank slate, And says that we have all this free will.

00:39:02.000 We can be anything we want to be.

00:39:04.000 Race doesn't determine anything.

00:39:07.000 It's all how much education you get exposed to and how much love.

00:39:12.000 And it's not my side, but it's a fascinating read.

00:39:15.000 And he's really smart.

00:39:19.000 Another good book you should read that I totally disagree with is Guns, Germs, and Steel.

00:39:26.000 And in it, he basically says Western man was successful because he cheated.

00:39:32.000 And he cheated using guns, germs, and steel.

00:39:35.000 Same as Steven Pinker.

00:39:37.000 There's no nature.

00:39:38.000 It's all nurture.

00:39:39.000 And if blacks had guns, germs, and steel, the whole world would be Africa.

00:39:44.000 And Africa, the West would be based in fucking Sudan.

00:39:50.000 And it's important to know the other side's arguments.

00:39:53.000 And what he does in that book is, when it's convenient, he uses guns.

00:39:58.000 When guns weren't in it, he uses germs.

00:40:01.000 When those don't work, he uses steel.

00:40:04.000 He just cherry picks.

00:40:05.000 And he totally ignores the germs being used against us.

00:40:09.000 Like, we tried to colonize Africa a million times, and we couldn't get past the malaria and all the diseases.

00:40:15.000 We didn't have the immune system that they have.

00:40:18.000 You know that whole Dr. Livingston, I presume?

00:40:20.000 That was based on a Scottish doctor who they finally found, and he would have been, he was dying in the jungle, and he had gone the farthest up, you know, from South Africa that anyone had gone.

00:40:31.000 And he couldn't do it.

00:40:34.000 So he ignores that.

00:40:35.000 Anyway, good to know.

00:40:37.000 Especially because if you're going to be arguing with someone, they're going to bring up something like that.

00:40:40.000 Guns, Germs, and Steel is the Bible of the left, by the way.

00:40:43.000 They've all read it, and they all can't wait to talk to you about it.

00:40:45.000 So you should have read it, too.

00:40:47.000 All right, sorry.

00:40:48.000 Let's get back to Biden.

00:40:50.000 Bye, guy.

00:41:05.000 This is the guy destroying America.

00:41:09.000 Isn't it amazing?

00:41:11.000 It's a marionette puppet.

00:41:13.000 Actually, we've had some fucking retarded presidents for a while now.

00:41:17.000 Trump had big balls, and he was a great problem solver, the art of the deal.

00:41:25.000 But he wasn't particularly intelligent.

00:41:28.000 Like, he wasn't...

00:41:29.000 Steven Pinker has a very high IQ.

00:41:32.000 And then who do we have?

00:41:33.000 Obama?

00:41:34.000 Charming, endearing?

00:41:36.000 Not smart at all.

00:41:39.000 Never accomplished anything.

00:41:40.000 This community organizer.

00:41:43.000 Affirmative action hired a university.

00:41:45.000 So unimpressive.

00:41:47.000 And then we had George W. Bush, who was almost as bad as Biden.

00:41:52.000 I think the last relatively intelligent guy we had was Bill Clinton.

00:41:59.000 Sort of.

00:41:59.000 Was he?

00:42:00.000 I just want a worthy adversary.

00:42:02.000 Like, it sucks that someone is turning America into China and destroying all our freedoms.

00:42:07.000 But you imagine him to be this evil genius.

00:42:09.000 And then you see him and he's like, what's your name?

00:42:12.000 Oh, not the name.

00:42:13.000 July 4th.

00:42:14.000 Oh, not July 4th.

00:42:16.000 What am I?

00:42:16.000 I probably shouldn't say.

00:42:18.000 What?

00:42:19.000 Are you okay with this?

00:42:21.000 Should I get a defibrillator?

00:42:22.000 All clear.

00:42:23.000 No, no, I'm not having a heart attack.

00:42:25.000 I'm the vice principle in Barack Tobago.

00:42:28.000 So someone caught this little number.

00:42:30.000 So he is eloquent, and he did do a good job of the speech, and it was a good speech yesterday.

00:42:36.000 Big deal.

00:42:36.000 It better be.

00:42:38.000 But someone goes, he has an earpiece in.

00:42:41.000 That's why he's good at the talk, because someone says a sentence, and he repeats the sentence, which some birds can do.

00:42:51.000 So listen to this.

00:42:53.000 He says, the person's earpiece says, salute the Marines as he walks by.

00:42:59.000 And he's so dumb, he goes, salute the Marines.

00:43:04.000 It's like, repeat after me, I state your name.

00:43:07.000 I state your name.

00:43:09.000 No, no, no.

00:43:10.000 You have to state your name.

00:43:12.000 He should have said literally salute the Marines.

00:43:15.000 Okay, let's see it.

00:43:30.000 Salute the Marines.

00:43:34.000 Oh, it's not indistinct.

00:43:35.000 That's damning.

00:43:42.000 Oh, you know, what?

00:43:44.000 No, no, never mind.

00:43:45.000 I was going to say, the one thing that people could say is that he's telling her to say that.

00:43:49.000 Then he should.

00:43:51.000 She's not supposed to salute the Marines.

00:43:54.000 That's what he's supposed to do, and he didn't do it.

00:43:56.000 Yeah.

00:43:57.000 Yeah, if he was going like this and he said, salute the Marines.

00:43:59.000 Right, stupid bitch.

00:44:03.000 I'm not stupid bitch.

00:44:05.000 Doctor, doctor.

00:44:09.000 That's all I have for Biden.

00:44:11.000 Right under it is Gigi's husband's tits.

00:44:14.000 Oh, cool.

00:44:15.000 I have a whole sex segment.

00:44:17.000 We need a sex bumper, huh?

00:44:19.000 Yeah.

00:44:19.000 Well, why don't you just take off your pants and start beating off?

00:44:23.000 As a bumper?

00:44:24.000 Yeah.

00:44:24.000 Well, I don't want to do that every time.

00:44:25.000 How about if I just record it and then I'll make a little video of it?

00:44:28.000 Okay, just pull out your penis and like flap it around and go, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.

00:44:34.000 And I'll say like, sexy times, it's a sexy times.

00:44:37.000 Sexy times is now.

00:44:39.000 The sound blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah doesn't come from my penis.

00:44:41.000 That might be an uncircumcised thing because the air catches the foreskin and goes, blah, blah, blah, blah.

00:44:46.000 Yeah, they're probably right, actually.

00:44:48.000 Yeah.

00:44:49.000 Okay, this all should have been up at the beginning, but we got heavy with Alex Jones and had to get right into the meat.

00:44:56.000 So this is a strange way to eat where we're starting with steak and then you're having dessert.

00:45:01.000 Wait, that's the way you're supposed to eat?

00:45:04.000 Oh, yeah.

00:45:05.000 Well, how hard did they hit you today?

00:45:07.000 This is Son's appetizer.

00:45:09.000 Usually there's an appetizer.

00:45:11.000 They don't just come out with a steak.

00:45:12.000 That's true.

00:45:13.000 So now we're having some dessert.

00:45:15.000 You know, I'm obsessed with Gigi Gorgeous.

00:45:19.000 And I believe that her husband is a lesbian, a normal lesbian, right?

00:45:25.000 And I think Gigi's gay.

00:45:30.000 But she would probably like a big strapping Burt Reynolds type.

00:45:34.000 But she ended up with this little tiny lesbian who acts like a man.

00:45:39.000 And she thought, oh, well, whatever.

00:45:40.000 She's a billionaire.

00:45:41.000 I could handle it.

00:45:42.000 And if we get divorced, I'll be doing great.

00:45:44.000 So she dates this person she's not attracted to.

00:45:47.000 And then the girl is attracted to lipstick lesbians.

00:45:53.000 And she goes, the dick, it's fucking gross.

00:45:56.000 But I just don't look at it.

00:45:57.000 I just look up.

00:45:58.000 So Gigi Gorgeous receives zero blowjobs.

00:46:01.000 Gigi probably doesn't like them either because she resents her own penis.

00:46:05.000 Oh, yeah.

00:46:06.000 So that's my theory.

00:46:09.000 And so Gigi wants this girl who's just basically a normal lesbian to be more and more male.

00:46:17.000 And so she kind of brainwashed her into cutting her tits off.

00:46:24.000 Bad.

00:46:25.000 Isn't that heartbreaking?

00:46:29.000 Like, imagine you're her dad.

00:46:31.000 If your daughter's a lesbian, it's a bummer for like a day or two because you go, I'm not going to have grandkids.

00:46:36.000 Then you get over it.

00:46:38.000 But you're not mutilating her.

00:46:41.000 She's a female who's attracted to females.

00:46:43.000 She's not a male with a vagina who has a weird long scar under her tits forever now.

00:46:50.000 Like, isn't that harsh?

00:46:51.000 And the thing about this chick is she doesn't really dress like a dude.

00:46:56.000 Like, she does that lesbian thing where they look like Justin Bieber when he was 19.

00:47:01.000 Like, no man dresses like that.

00:47:04.000 No man has maybe a couple of gay twinks.

00:47:08.000 But look at that.

00:47:10.000 What have you done to my daughter?

00:47:12.000 And then look at her.

00:47:13.000 I love seeing their feet.

00:47:14.000 Can you see their feet?

00:47:17.000 Tiny little Nikes that could fit on Chucky.

00:47:21.000 And then fucking LeBron James is an albino.

00:47:25.000 I feel like those are even bigger.

00:47:26.000 Like her feet, like her toes end somewhere in the toe cap of that.

00:47:31.000 Like her feet are just flopping around.

00:47:33.000 Yeah, yeah.

00:47:34.000 Yeah, yeah.

00:47:34.000 Maybe she has like three pairs of wool socks on.

00:47:38.000 She leaves the stuffing in when you get brand new sneakers, they have that stuffing.

00:47:41.000 Just leave it in there.

00:47:42.000 You know what could have happened?

00:47:44.000 Gigi could have used her penis in his vagina, got him pregnant, and then he could have breastfeed fed the baby.

00:47:50.000 That could be on the cover of something.

00:47:52.000 I'm a man who breastfeeds.

00:47:53.000 Now that kid's not having breast milk if he ever gets pregnant.

00:47:56.000 And that article will not be written.

00:47:58.000 Yes, men can breastfeed.

00:47:59.000 So go to 18.

00:48:00.000 I think there's footage of it.

00:48:02.000 Am I perverted to be fascinated by this bizarre relationship?

00:48:06.000 It just seems, here's what blows me away.

00:48:09.000 Something so macabre.

00:48:10.000 Like, imagine what a weirdo you'd have to be to cut a woman's tits off.

00:48:14.000 That's like, I don't, I think Jack the Ripper went, I'll just stab her.

00:48:17.000 Thanks.

00:48:18.000 That's kind of sick.

00:48:19.000 Like, that's Hannibal Lecter level shit.

00:48:21.000 And here they are celebrating it.

00:48:31.000 Welcome back to my channel.

00:48:32.000 Today, we are going on.

00:48:34.000 I think this dude bullied, you know, men can bully women.

00:48:39.000 I have another crazy theory.

00:48:40.000 Just pause here.

00:48:41.000 You want to hear a nutty theory?

00:48:42.000 I think men bullied women into being suffragettes.

00:48:47.000 Women are not inherently political, especially back then.

00:48:50.000 And men were like, Genom, what are you doing?

00:48:53.000 What?

00:48:53.000 You shouldn't have the right to vote.

00:48:55.000 You're the same as me.

00:48:56.000 You're a woman.

00:48:57.000 Here you roar.

00:48:58.000 Okay, like, I don't know.

00:49:00.000 Do it.

00:49:00.000 Come on.

00:49:01.000 You know how your wife will go, I can't eat this.

00:49:04.000 It's gross.

00:49:04.000 And then the waiter comes by and he goes, how's everything?

00:49:06.000 And she goes, good, good, yeah.

00:49:07.000 And you have to say, tell him, it sucks.

00:49:09.000 This is undercooked.

00:49:11.000 Because they don't like conflict.

00:49:12.000 So I bet they were sort of shoved.

00:49:14.000 I got this theory because I was watching some old, old-timey movie, and it had the woman with the suffragette ass where it was made of wire.

00:49:21.000 And she was in a courtroom.

00:49:23.000 And the judge was like, order in the court.

00:49:25.000 What are you doing here?

00:49:26.000 And she goes, ah, I'll tell you why I'm here, Your Honor.

00:49:29.000 You smart asses.

00:49:31.000 And she sort of tears the whole court a new ass, and the judge is like, oh, shit.

00:49:35.000 And I'm watching going, a man wrote this movie.

00:49:38.000 I looked it up.

00:49:39.000 He did.

00:49:39.000 So men like the idea of a broad coming and doing masculine things.

00:49:43.000 Men like masculine things.

00:49:44.000 For some reason, men want to watch women beat the shit out of each other in action movies with Charlie's Throne.

00:49:49.000 So I think that men made women into political activists who want to vote.

00:49:55.000 Similarly, the same dynamics were at play here with Gigi.

00:50:00.000 I think she bullied, what's her name, Wendy?

00:50:02.000 Nats Getty.

00:50:03.000 Natty Getz.

00:50:04.000 Natty Getty.

00:50:05.000 I think she bullied Natty into cutting her tits off.

00:50:09.000 You don't want those tits, right?

00:50:10.000 Because she doesn't want tits because she's a gay man.

00:50:13.000 Well, that's just weird misogyny, yeah.

00:50:16.000 So he, so he's like, Gigi probably wanted to marry like a fucking tough guy, a wrestler kind of guy, who's going to fuck him right up his butt, right?

00:50:24.000 And he settled for this little midget who looks feminine.

00:50:28.000 And so now he's like, Natty senses divorce at any moment now.

00:50:34.000 She looks down when they're in bed.

00:50:35.000 She sees her little cute little toes.

00:50:37.000 And then she sees albino LeBron James feet.

00:50:40.000 And she's like, this isn't going to last.

00:50:41.000 She literally looks like white girls, like the things that the two Wayans turned into.

00:50:46.000 But like a woman with bigger feet than her husband is never going to be truly happy.

00:50:52.000 And so I think she, just like in that band, what are they called?

00:50:57.000 Stetsasonic, Alphatronics.

00:51:02.000 I've got a lot of controversial theories.

00:51:04.000 I wish I was persecuted for the things I actually believe and not white supremacy.

00:51:08.000 For example, I don't think Rosa Parks is black.

00:51:11.000 If you look here, you don't see kink.

00:51:13.000 I think she's American Indian.

00:51:15.000 No, dummy.

00:51:16.000 The a cappella band.

00:51:18.000 Oh, fucking the pentatonics.

00:51:21.000 Pentatonics.

00:51:22.000 I believe that the queer relationship in that band was the little Mexican man bullying the big, dumb white guy into being gay.

00:51:31.000 So the guy in the front with the tuxedo, what is that?

00:51:35.000 What do you call that color?

00:51:36.000 Toque?

00:51:37.000 Turquoise?

00:51:38.000 The turquoise tuxedo basically bullied the white guy in the middle into being a gay.

00:51:43.000 That's fair.

00:51:44.000 And the Mexican puts his dink in the white guy's bum and the white guy's like, oh boy.

00:51:49.000 Okay, here we go.

00:51:52.000 Let's hope this doesn't last as long as the last time.

00:51:55.000 Oh, wow, wow, wow.

00:51:57.000 He's like, oh, relax.

00:51:59.000 Yeah.

00:52:00.000 And like, he's like, I'm going to go spend Thanksgiving with my dad, my mom.

00:52:03.000 He's like, ugh, ugh.

00:52:04.000 And he makes fun of him for doing healthy.

00:52:06.000 He's like, okay, I'll stay with you.

00:52:07.000 We'll have a friendsgiving.

00:52:09.000 And his mother's like, are you still pretending to be gay with that Mexican act?

00:52:14.000 And I'm just basing all that on body language.

00:52:18.000 Yeah, he looks nefarious right there.

00:52:19.000 Well, not in that picture, but when you see them together, the white guy looks like, sometimes he'll look at the camera and go, help me.

00:52:27.000 What the fuck am I doing with the star?

00:52:29.000 Rescue me.

00:52:30.000 Yeah, look at him.

00:52:31.000 He looks like the...

00:52:32.000 No, it's a little bit cool to be gay, especially in the a cappella scene.

00:52:36.000 Look how maniacal he is.

00:52:38.000 See, that's a worthy adversary.

00:52:39.000 He's like, duh.

00:52:40.000 Like, when I see him, I'm like, oh, I hope I don't meet him in person.

00:52:43.000 He makes me into his gay.

00:52:45.000 I'm scared of him.

00:52:46.000 You, here.

00:52:47.000 Show a video of them together, though.

00:52:50.000 Pentatonics interview.

00:52:51.000 No, no, just Pentatonics talk or something.

00:52:54.000 I don't know.

00:52:55.000 I thought interview is a pretty good place to see him talk.

00:52:57.000 No, no, no.

00:52:58.000 They do a show together.

00:52:59.000 What?

00:53:01.000 All right, let's see.

00:53:03.000 Pentatonics talk about their record and all that stuff.

00:53:07.000 No, this is not going to be it.

00:53:09.000 I want to show their the way they relate to each other.

00:53:12.000 Oh, here we go.

00:53:12.000 Okay, let's try that.

00:53:14.000 We just formed a little trio for fun.

00:53:16.000 Oh, let me hear it.

00:53:16.000 In high school, and then we were on a show called The Sing Off, where we added two members.

00:53:21.000 That's kind of the quick.

00:53:24.000 Is that okay?

00:53:25.000 Oh, my gosh.

00:53:26.000 He's a fan of the 1000.

00:53:26.000 Oh, wow.

00:53:27.000 He did.

00:53:28.000 Yeah, really long time.

00:53:31.000 Remember, they kicked that dude with the beard out.

00:53:33.000 Oh, yeah.

00:53:34.000 He was getting too frisky with the ladies.

00:53:36.000 And now you guys are part of a Grammy Award-winning group.

00:53:40.000 And wow.

00:53:42.000 I know it's bizarre.

00:53:44.000 It is a Mexican wins a show.

00:53:47.000 Now, what was it like to harmonize?

00:53:49.000 So let's get back to Gigi torturing her poor wife.

00:53:54.000 Something very special.

00:53:56.000 Are you going to miss us?

00:53:58.000 She's going to miss her tits.

00:54:00.000 These are all my theories.

00:54:01.000 Don't sue me, Gigi.

00:54:02.000 I'm just guessing.

00:54:02.000 This is the vibe I get.

00:54:04.000 I want you to get sued by Gigi.

00:54:05.000 Look how sad she sees scenes.

00:54:07.000 Top surgery.

00:54:08.000 Top surgery.

00:54:09.000 Yay.

00:54:10.000 Cutting tits off.

00:54:12.000 Great.

00:54:14.000 No tits ever again.

00:54:16.000 What a sick.

00:54:18.000 Artistry.

00:54:19.000 No tits ever again.

00:54:21.000 Yay.

00:54:22.000 No tits ever again.

00:54:28.000 She's loaded.

00:54:31.000 So many hangers on.

00:54:34.000 I'm going to take the Sprinter van to the...

00:54:37.000 He's so cool.

00:54:38.000 They love the black bush.

00:54:40.000 They always buy themselves a black, don't they?

00:54:42.000 Like that guy on Random Nation, whatever his name is.

00:54:46.000 What is it?

00:54:47.000 You know, Ricticulousness.

00:54:48.000 Oh, yeah, Rob Deardeck.

00:54:50.000 Rob Deardeck.

00:54:50.000 First thing he did when he got money is hire a black friend.

00:54:53.000 It was his bodyguard, but they were best friends.

00:54:55.000 Then they had a show, and then Rob wanted to keep the lion's share of the money.

00:54:58.000 The black guy said, we're not friends anymore.

00:55:01.000 I'm becoming too expensive.

00:55:02.000 My friendship is too expensive for you.

00:55:04.000 And then he died of a broken heart.

00:55:07.000 Just like a seeing eye dog dies when their owner passes away.

00:55:10.000 I don't like when people, and rich people do this too with their nanny.

00:55:13.000 They're like, we love diversity.

00:55:16.000 Look, she's part of our family.

00:55:17.000 She's Hispanic.

00:55:18.000 No, you can't fire your brother.

00:55:21.000 This is a slave.

00:55:25.000 Temperature, air.

00:55:26.000 How was it right?

00:55:27.000 Not favorable.

00:55:29.000 Are you in a bad time?

00:55:31.000 No, my.

00:55:32.000 Oh, thank God.

00:55:34.000 Oh, thank God.

00:55:40.000 Wait, that's their hospital or their hotel?

00:55:42.000 How are you feeling about your surgery?

00:55:44.000 Really?

00:55:45.000 No, I can't.

00:55:48.000 That's gonna kick ass.

00:55:49.000 I'm thrilled.

00:55:52.000 I hate my tits.

00:55:54.000 I don't believe that lesbians hate their tits.

00:55:57.000 I think it's a peer pressure thing.

00:55:58.000 I'm not just talking about nanny gets.

00:56:00.000 I think, because it's a trend now.

00:56:02.000 And I think it's brainwashing.

00:56:03.000 I think that it's essentially peer pressure.

00:56:07.000 And I don't know who's responsible.

00:56:08.000 Is it their gay friends?

00:56:09.000 Sometimes a girl will get a haircut and she's like, I fucking hate it.

00:56:12.000 I can't wait for it to grow back.

00:56:13.000 And they feel depressed because they make a hair.

00:56:15.000 They get a better picture.

00:56:15.000 I bet you the regret rate is fucking 95% for this.

00:56:21.000 You've had your tits your whole life.

00:56:23.000 Yeah.

00:56:24.000 It would be like cutting your ears off.

00:56:26.000 Good morning, everyone.

00:56:28.000 I can't wait to cut off my ears.

00:56:30.000 Today is pre-operative.

00:56:32.000 Oh, look, that's her in the kitchen having a panic attack as they all go to the spa.

00:56:38.000 They're all living large on her money.

00:56:40.000 They're in the spa.

00:56:42.000 Getting massages, ordering room service.

00:56:44.000 And she's like, this is the last day I'm going to have my fucking dance.

00:56:48.000 Oh, my God.

00:56:49.000 This is like some sort of kidnapping.

00:56:52.000 Yeah.

00:56:54.000 Hello.

00:56:55.000 How does it feel to be back?

00:56:57.000 Crazy, it's the same room Kate was in.

00:56:59.000 Yeah.

00:57:00.000 Feels like just yesterday I was here with my busted hand.

00:57:04.000 You not make jokes like this is a solemn day.

00:57:07.000 I'm going to mutilate myself.

00:57:10.000 What's going on here?

00:57:12.000 She hurt her hand?

00:57:13.000 The surgery tomorrow is at 2 p.m.

00:57:16.000 Daddy.

00:57:17.000 See the mask she makes her wear?

00:57:18.000 You're my daddy.

00:57:20.000 Okay, I'm your small little daddy.

00:57:23.000 We looked up Gigi's dad once.

00:57:24.000 He's pretty big.

00:57:25.000 Anyway, this is taking too long.

00:57:26.000 Let's see more of the suffering.

00:57:30.000 So they're out partying, having fun.

00:57:33.000 And then she's just wheeled around.

00:57:35.000 She's in a wheelchair at one point.

00:57:37.000 She has a cane.

00:57:38.000 She walks around with a cane.

00:57:39.000 Normally, I mean, removing a large part of your body, your body's traumatized.

00:57:44.000 Keep going.

00:57:49.000 So you just got a phone call.

00:57:50.000 What did the phone call say?

00:57:51.000 Naxa's 100% fine.

00:57:53.000 Everything went great.

00:57:55.000 I cut off my wife's tits.

00:57:57.000 Look at that.

00:57:58.000 This is what I wanted to see.

00:57:59.000 What the fuck have you done?

00:58:01.000 You sickos.

00:58:02.000 Look at this poor girl.

00:58:04.000 Yay, I gotta get it on Instagram.

00:58:08.000 Yay, no more tits, bitches.

00:58:11.000 She's a stuffed animal.

00:58:12.000 Look at her.

00:58:13.000 Look at her.

00:58:14.000 I saw one clip where she goes, they're wheeling the wheelchair and they go, yo, right?

00:58:18.000 And she goes, yeah, the bumps aren't so great.

00:58:21.000 Like when they would go in a bump on the sidewalk, I guess it's just fucking pain.

00:58:25.000 Okay.

00:58:26.000 See, I'm a turf.

00:58:27.000 This is where me and Ariel Scarcella.

00:58:30.000 Look at her.

00:58:30.000 Just going from the wheelchair to the car was torture.

00:58:35.000 I'm going to do a drone shot for our movie we're making about how I convince you to cut your tits off.

00:58:39.000 Anyway, you get the idea.

00:58:41.000 Yeah, B-roll for horrific surgery.

00:58:46.000 Also in our sexy times segment, porn star was fired from Taco Bell.

00:58:50.000 Let's play judge, jury, and executioner today, folks.

00:58:53.000 What should happen to this person?

00:58:56.000 She was fired from Taco Bell because she had done porn.

00:59:00.000 Is that it?

00:59:00.000 What does it say?

00:59:04.000 Oh, God, you're chatty.

00:59:07.000 I'm a content creator and move out.

00:59:09.000 I can't read it.

00:59:10.000 Can performer.

00:59:11.000 I took a job at Taco Bell to make ends meet.

00:59:14.000 COVID-19.

00:59:14.000 During my interview, I was very upfront.

00:59:16.000 Make seasons meet.

00:59:17.000 I was very thorough about doing adult work on the internet while I was needing a job.

00:59:20.000 A little over a week later, I just filed a complaint with my manager.

00:59:22.000 She was religion and Christianity to push adult work like I was Satan in a drive-through window.

00:59:27.000 A disgruntled employee.

00:59:29.000 Okay, so a Christian woman doesn't want to work with someone who did porn.

00:59:33.000 As a judge, I say, fuck you.

00:59:36.000 I'm against porn.

00:59:37.000 I think it's bad.

00:59:39.000 But you don't have the right to fundamentally agree with all of your co-workers' behavior.

00:59:48.000 I mean, if it was a pedophile, I'd kill them or quit.

00:59:51.000 But it's none of your fucking business.

00:59:54.000 Is she putting cucumbers in her butt like during work?

00:59:57.000 Yeah.

00:59:57.000 Is she constantly masturbating?

00:59:59.000 That's an easy one.

01:00:00.000 So that's absurd.

01:00:00.000 How much money has she raised?

01:00:02.000 Let's see.

01:00:03.000 I'm not giving you any money, by the way.

01:00:05.000 You fucked up.

01:00:06.000 That was stupid.

01:00:07.000 $2,000.

01:00:08.000 $2,500.

01:00:09.000 That sucks.

01:00:11.000 Here's another judge, jury, and executioner.

01:00:13.000 All right?

01:00:16.000 So the Mets manager, this is 2-0.

01:00:20.000 The Mets had a manager.

01:00:21.000 It was his dream of his life.

01:00:23.000 And then some unbelievably hot reporter discloses that he sexted her a bunch.

01:00:32.000 I think it was a lot.

01:00:33.000 I think it was like 62.

01:00:36.000 I don't believe he was married at the time.

01:00:39.000 I've interviewed other places.

01:00:41.000 I've had opportunities.

01:00:43.000 When this one came up, I was so excited.

01:00:46.000 I mean, this is a dream job for me.

01:00:48.000 For years, Jared Porter seemed destined to be a general manager.

01:00:53.000 But just a month after becoming one for the New York Mets, he faces allegations about explicit text messages he sent in 2016 to a female baseball reporter who was working in the U.S. media outlet.

01:01:08.000 There's been dozens the reporter didn't have to do unsolicited lewd photos that was blurred and blacked out for this story.

01:01:16.000 Oh, oh, I didn't know they were new.

01:01:18.000 ESPN first learned about the text messages in 2017 from a source in baseball and then contacted the reporter.

01:01:29.000 She's a Bu Tanglan.

01:01:31.000 This tie stinks to her career.

01:01:33.000 Now, no longer in journalism, she agreed to an interview, she said, to try to prevent this from happening again with the money.

01:01:41.000 Okay, well, there's two things going on here.

01:01:42.000 One, should he be fired?

01:01:44.000 Two, did he do anything wrong?

01:01:46.000 And I don't think he did anything wrong.

01:01:48.000 He was courting her.

01:01:49.000 Yes, he sent her 62 texts.

01:01:51.000 That's excessive.

01:01:52.000 Sending a dick pic, I'm against it, but that's how people court these days, isn't it?

01:02:00.000 When you were single, would girls ask you for dick pics?

01:02:03.000 No, I never send.

01:02:04.000 I would rarely, rarely, rarely ever send.

01:02:07.000 But a person of my stature.

01:02:09.000 I mean, I don't even remember.

01:02:11.000 I don't think so.

01:02:11.000 I wouldn't just be worried about it getting out.

01:02:13.000 That's what I'm saying.

01:02:14.000 But then again, I don't know.

01:02:16.000 But then again, what?

01:02:18.000 Then I went through a period where I didn't care, but no, no, that's bad.

01:02:22.000 You got to be pretty.

01:02:23.000 You can look down at your dick and think there's a girl who...

01:02:26.000 You know what turns women on?

01:02:28.000 A guy in a suit with a briefcase and an Audi and a job and ambitions.

01:02:32.000 That gets their pussy's way.

01:02:34.000 They don't look at dicks.

01:02:35.000 There's no girl on earth diddling her bean right now looking at just a picture of a cock.

01:02:41.000 But men think we put our brains in them.

01:02:43.000 We could masturbate just to a picture of a vagina.

01:02:45.000 We're pigs.

01:02:47.000 But women aren't like that.

01:02:48.000 But go back to it.

01:02:51.000 Okay, stop.

01:02:52.000 She spoke.

01:02:53.000 I think they show the text.

01:02:54.000 I worked hard to find the actual text.

01:02:56.000 No, no, no.

01:02:57.000 If you scroll down, dude.

01:03:03.000 Because ESPN owns this story.

01:03:04.000 Yeah.

01:03:04.000 You're so pretty.

01:03:05.000 Do you have a boyfriend?

01:03:06.000 All right.

01:03:07.000 That's fair game.

01:03:10.000 Keep going.

01:03:11.000 Want to see more?

01:03:12.000 Hella beautiful.

01:03:13.000 So that was the worst I saw.

01:03:15.000 Am I annoying you?

01:03:16.000 That seems pretty benign.

01:03:17.000 And that picture, it's been digitally blurred and darkened, but he has a bulge in his pants.

01:03:24.000 She could fucking block him.

01:03:25.000 Like, that's what I don't get about Twitter, too.

01:03:27.000 It's like you have to ban people that quote-unquote bully you.

01:03:29.000 Oh, yeah.

01:03:30.000 And also, just block them.

01:03:31.000 Just say, leave me alone.

01:03:33.000 I think in law, you're not allowed to have a restraining order if you haven't explicitly, clearly said, leave me alone.

01:03:39.000 Don't contact me again.

01:03:41.000 And then after they contact you again, now it's an invasion of your privacy.

01:03:44.000 But with no response.

01:03:46.000 So the two things separated here is, did he do anything wrong?

01:03:49.000 No.

01:03:49.000 I don't see a problem with that.

01:03:50.000 It's ugly, brutish, stupid courting, but it's still courting.

01:03:55.000 Now, here's the tricky part.

01:03:57.000 Baseball is a family sport.

01:04:00.000 It's a way to bond with your kids.

01:04:02.000 There's obviously plenty of adults who just go by themselves, but the real core of the sport is kids.

01:04:09.000 And they're signing balls.

01:04:11.000 If you're an adult and you go to spring training and you try to get a ball signed, it's probably not going to happen.

01:04:15.000 My son ends up with like 10 signed balls because the players recognize the game is ultimately for kids.

01:04:20.000 That's the next generation, right?

01:04:22.000 So as a dad, I don't want to have to explain to my son that there's a sex thing on this guy.

01:04:29.000 You know what I mean?

01:04:30.000 Like say there's a Disney child star, not child star, but a young Disney star who's 18 and a sex tape is leaked of her.

01:04:37.000 That's disgusting.

01:04:37.000 They've invaded her privacy.

01:04:40.000 But now she's known as the porn lady.

01:04:43.000 You don't want to explain that to your kids.

01:04:46.000 Hey, dad, why do they call her cock gobbler?

01:04:49.000 Ah, yeah.

01:04:50.000 She was performing a thing that you've never heard of called a blowjob.

01:04:54.000 And now I have to explain what a blowjob is 20 years before I wanted to.

01:04:59.000 But that's not.

01:04:59.000 Because I Never want to.

01:05:01.000 Yeah, I want to, but later.

01:05:03.000 Actually, if my son was 40 and didn't know what a blowjob was, you'd really want to explain.

01:05:07.000 All right, we got to sit down.

01:05:09.000 Oh, fucking God.

01:05:10.000 Are you kidding me?

01:05:11.000 No, I would like to try one day.

01:05:13.000 Somehow he's a little 30-year-old Mexican orphan.

01:05:19.000 But it's not his fault that that story's out.

01:05:20.000 It's her fault for not putting that out.

01:05:23.000 But put yourself as the Met's owner.

01:05:26.000 Oh, I see.

01:05:27.000 You're Disney.

01:05:28.000 You're a family brand.

01:05:30.000 And now, for whatever reason, that stupid bitch stabbed him in the back.

01:05:34.000 What a horrible thing to do to a guy.

01:05:36.000 He never hurt you.

01:05:37.000 He admired you from afar.

01:05:41.000 But now that the stink is there, do you fire him?

01:05:46.000 Well, if you're trying to protect the innocence for the kids and that whole family-friendly thing, I don't think that type of news would trickle, would find their way to them.

01:05:54.000 Oh, you're useless.

01:05:56.000 Ryan, it was the back page of yesterday's New York Post.

01:05:59.000 Yeah, do your kids read the New York Post?

01:06:02.000 My 12-year-old reads everything about the Mets.

01:06:05.000 Oh.

01:06:05.000 And he's on Mets' Instagram, Mets Twitter.

01:06:08.000 Well, God, your theories suck.

01:06:10.000 From now on, write down your theory and then change all the yeses to no's, and it's a good theory.

01:06:16.000 All right.

01:06:21.000 This is the...

01:06:23.000 No, you know what you should do for Detective Shitty?

01:06:25.000 It's the law and order, and then it ends with a as someone steps and shit.

01:06:30.000 That's pretty good.

01:06:32.000 That's pretty good.

01:06:36.000 I'm a super sweet guy, so I don't think I would fire him, but I'm on the line.

01:06:41.000 I'm on the edge.

01:06:42.000 In the Disney case, I would fire her.

01:06:46.000 I can't believe I'm saying that on a show called Censored, on a network called Censored, but I think I'd have to.

01:06:52.000 You know, your job as a parent and as a family brand is to get sex away from kids for as long as humanly possible.

01:06:58.000 That was too much of indecence.

01:07:01.000 Okay, so the manager didn't get fired, but he just escaped by the hair of his chinny chin chin.

01:07:08.000 Next question.

01:07:09.000 Oh, see, now I'm worried.

01:07:11.000 Now I'm worried that the Mets look like they're endorsing sending dick pics to girls in 62 texts.

01:07:19.000 God, what an invasion of privacy this is.

01:07:22.000 Wouldn't you say that that's the female conflict aversion that caused that?

01:07:27.000 The agreeableness?

01:07:28.000 Be like, I don't want to tell him to fuck off.

01:07:30.000 So I'll just receive all these messages.

01:07:32.000 You could just be like, just stop.

01:07:34.000 I don't know.

01:07:35.000 No, it just seems weird that she would do that so many years later.

01:07:39.000 Like, if you sent Ann Coulter a dick pic, she would, let's say she's not Ann Coulter, right?

01:07:44.000 She wasn't famous, but you were courting her.

01:07:46.000 After four texts, she would say, I'm not interested, buddy.

01:07:49.000 Sorry.

01:07:50.000 Right.

01:07:50.000 You know what I mean?

01:07:51.000 She's a real lady.

01:07:53.000 You don't just bank them all and then say, oh, I can use this when he gets something successful in life.

01:07:58.000 It's such a cunty, vindictive thing to do.

01:08:00.000 I'm standing by him.

01:08:01.000 This is very unfortunate.

01:08:02.000 But we're going to make this about privacy.

01:08:06.000 You also make it look wrong to court.

01:08:09.000 You also set the president by punishing it.

01:08:10.000 It is wrong to court.

01:08:11.000 I would hate to be single now.

01:08:13.000 Oh, yeah.

01:08:14.000 Oh, my God.

01:08:15.000 You could only use dating apps.

01:08:17.000 How do you go up to a girl and say, hey, how's it going?

01:08:21.000 I mean, I couldn't imagine it.

01:08:24.000 All right.

01:08:25.000 Next case.

01:08:27.000 2-1.

01:08:28.000 Too short to fuck.

01:08:32.000 Oh, this isn't about me, RC.

01:08:33.000 Teacher denies affair with teen student claiming her height makes sex impossible.

01:08:38.000 So I guess she's this tall?

01:08:42.000 You know what's weird?

01:08:43.000 It's kind of embarrassing to be the guy, her husband, walking next to her, because we now know that you're five feet tall.

01:08:53.000 Carrying her bag.

01:08:54.000 You got to watch it when you're two midgets.

01:08:56.000 Because if you have a girl, she'll be fine.

01:08:58.000 She'll be a cute little girl.

01:08:59.000 But if you have a kid, you're making a midge.

01:09:02.000 I mean, a boy.

01:09:03.000 Similarly, if you're a huge football player and you marry a hot little piece, and then you have a girl, you end up with this hulking dude.

01:09:10.000 What's he got to say?

01:09:15.000 I usually don't carry her bag, but it's hot out, so.

01:09:18.000 Yeah, don't use the strap, dude.

01:09:21.000 Oh, that is his bag.

01:09:23.000 How do you know?

01:09:24.000 Because she's got one.

01:09:25.000 She's got two bags.

01:09:27.000 She's got two bags.

01:09:28.000 Shit.

01:09:29.000 Go down.

01:09:30.000 Let's hear the story.

01:09:32.000 I can't put this woman in prison until I know the story.

01:09:34.000 What's the top thing?

01:09:36.000 Married teacher accused of having sex with a 15-year-old student three times.

01:09:39.000 Reportedly told a UK court that at five feet tall, she was too short for impossible.

01:09:43.000 I don't what?

01:09:44.000 She's accused of straddling the boy in her vehicle, having sex in a field and performing a sex act on him in the woods.

01:09:50.000 I'm too short to blow a dude.

01:09:52.000 But her lawyer said she was so tiny, she only came up to the teen's shoulders, making their alleged romps physically impossible.

01:09:58.000 How's Ryan ever going to get a girlfriend if you can't have sex at five feet?

01:10:02.000 The student initially denied the affair, thinking he might have impregnated her, but later confessed after topless Snapchat photos she sent him began spreading around Princess Risebury Secondary School.

01:10:13.000 Lady, could you be dumber?

01:10:16.000 Could you be dumber?

01:10:18.000 Barbara has always denied the allegations.

01:10:20.000 Liaisons claim the intimate images were hacked from her phone, but investigators later found a series of seemingly incriminating Google searches, including alibi and lie about where you have been.

01:10:32.000 On Tuesday, the jury was told the woman had already been convicted of messaging the boy a video of her performing a sex act on her bed, according to the news outlet, but her lawyer said the romps never took place.

01:10:43.000 This is a tough one.

01:10:46.000 So here's the thing about students and sex is obviously a male doing this with a female student is different.

01:10:52.000 And if you don't think so, you're a joke.

01:10:56.000 Right?

01:10:57.000 Yeah.

01:11:01.000 But if you want a son to maintain his innocence.

01:11:09.000 And is it legal to have sex with a 15-year-old boy?

01:11:13.000 No.

01:11:15.000 No, right?

01:11:16.000 No. 18 is the age of legalness.

01:11:20.000 What about two 15-year-olds?

01:11:22.000 I think that's fine.

01:11:23.000 And I think, you know what?

01:11:24.000 Well, why am I asking?

01:11:25.000 I think it's within...

01:11:26.000 I heard within three years, like, if a couple's dating, one of them is 17 and one of them is 18 or something, there's like a three-year thing.

01:11:36.000 I've heard that too.

01:11:37.000 The Age of consent in New York is 17 years old.

01:11:41.000 That means in New York, it's illegal for someone age 18 or older to have sex with someone who is under the age of 17, even if it was consensual.

01:11:49.000 Oh.

01:11:50.000 Those who commit statutory rape law commit a felony and face a prison sentence.

01:11:56.000 I think, can a 17-year-old date a 22-year-old in New York?

01:12:00.000 No.

01:12:01.000 Well, so there's already laws here.

01:12:05.000 We don't really have to play judge.

01:12:06.000 In the UK, it's 16.

01:12:08.000 But I mean, as far as the damage she's done to the world.

01:12:11.000 I remember when I was 15 praying to God to be less horny.

01:12:16.000 I looked at my old high school yearbook.

01:12:17.000 Every single inscription is about sex.

01:12:20.000 Boy, sorry you didn't get to fuck me and blah, blah, blah.

01:12:23.000 And boy, you sure talk about tits a lot.

01:12:25.000 It's ruined so many yearbooks.

01:12:27.000 I wanted to show my kids, but I can't.

01:12:30.000 There's like five, the blank pages at the beginning and end are all sex talk.

01:12:35.000 One of them from Kim says, thank you for eating my pussy and fucking my brains out.

01:12:41.000 She later became a crackhead.

01:12:47.000 All right.

01:12:48.000 We've got a few more items.

01:12:50.000 I was thinking of calling my dad.

01:12:51.000 Should we try that?

01:12:53.000 We need a bumper for that.

01:12:54.000 That seems to be a very popular segment.

01:12:57.000 Can you imagine if the races were reversed?

01:13:13.000 Hi, honey.

01:13:14.000 Hi, Mom.

01:13:15.000 How you doing?

01:13:16.000 Great.

01:13:16.000 How are you?

01:13:18.000 I'm.

01:13:18.000 Who am I?

01:13:21.000 How are you?

01:13:22.000 Oh, good.

01:13:23.000 Who are you?

01:13:24.000 Oh, good.

01:13:24.000 Good.

01:13:25.000 I'm okay.

01:13:26.000 I'm okay.

01:13:29.000 I just talked to Kyle.

01:13:30.000 Oh, good.

01:13:31.000 Hey, you're on the show right now.

01:13:33.000 Can you put me with AIDS on?

01:13:37.000 Put you with what?

01:13:39.000 You know the guy in your apartment who looks like me but with AIDS?

01:13:44.000 Oh, yeah.

01:13:46.000 Okay.

01:13:47.000 You want me to put you on TV right now?

01:13:51.000 Yeah, that's one way to put it.

01:13:54.000 Okay, hold on.

01:13:54.000 Here's the.

01:14:02.000 Hello?

01:14:02.000 Hey, Dad.

01:14:04.000 Hi, buddy.

01:14:06.000 Doing another segment for the show.

01:14:08.000 I was flipping through the channels last night, and The Simpsons was on.

01:14:12.000 And, you know, Lisa Simpson is a genius, and she's so special, and Bart is a brat, and Marge is wise.

01:14:18.000 And Homer, I'd say his IQs are on 60.

01:14:21.000 Like, if he was left alone in a home, he wouldn't be able to feed himself.

01:14:25.000 And I just thought, what is this trope on sitcoms?

01:14:29.000 And it doesn't happen in the 50s and 60s, but like from the 70s up, where the man of the house is a buffoon, and all the jokes have to be at his expense.

01:14:40.000 Well, yeah, well, you know, you had a show one time, and you pointed out on all these adverts, the man is a complete incompetent.

01:14:50.000 Oh, yeah, commercials.

01:14:52.000 Yes.

01:14:54.000 But then I've noticed it in our own homes.

01:14:56.000 Like, I constantly rag on you about stuff that if I had said to mom, everyone would go, whoa, what the hell are you doing?

01:15:04.000 Or like in my house, if my youngest boy was to surprise me by farting on my head or something if I'm lying on the couch, that would be funny.

01:15:12.000 If he did it to mom, he'd lose screens for a week.

01:15:16.000 Well, curiously enough, honey, men and women are different.

01:15:24.000 So I think we took that construct where we can take it, and it's somehow become perverted on television and entertainment where we are the laughingstock.

01:15:37.000 Yeah, and you know, so that's a change from the Ditzy Blonde.

01:15:42.000 Oh, yeah, the good old days.

01:15:45.000 Does it offend you when you see these cuck commercials and these Homer Simpsons?

01:15:50.000 No, I find it just very boring.

01:15:52.000 Yeah.

01:15:53.000 Because it really is quite divorced from reality.

01:15:58.000 Yeah.

01:16:01.000 I've never seen a household where the man is constantly the butt of all jokes and everyone has to tell him how to live.

01:16:10.000 No, no, obviously no.

01:16:12.000 But, you know, it's I think it's all part of the new wokeness.

01:16:19.000 Yeah.

01:16:20.000 So you don't come down on women because then you're a misogynist.

01:16:25.000 So who is the boss?

01:16:26.000 Well, it can be women.

01:16:28.000 It can be blacks.

01:16:29.000 It can be homosexuals.

01:16:32.000 Sure as hell, it can be Muslims.

01:16:34.000 So what's left?

01:16:36.000 Yeah.

01:16:37.000 Another sort of offshoot of this bizarre trend is, have you noticed when you're watching commercials these days, it's always a white male and a black female?

01:16:46.000 Yes.

01:16:47.000 Yes.

01:16:47.000 And I don't know about you, but I don't know many mixed marriages, but on Advis, there's an enormous number of them.

01:16:59.000 Yeah, it's disturbing.

01:17:01.000 All right, Dad, I got to go.

01:17:01.000 I'm worried you're going to say something racist.

01:17:10.000 I also want to talk to him about the strange time.

01:17:14.000 I'll do that next show.

01:17:16.000 Where in the 80s, it seemed like overnight divorce had been invented.

01:17:20.000 1979, everyone was married.

01:17:23.000 No one's getting divorced.

01:17:24.000 Boom.

01:17:25.000 1980, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop.

01:17:27.000 All my friends, and all my friends' parents, and all my parents' friends, too.

01:17:32.000 And for like two years, we would have a dad sleeping on our couch in the basement.

01:17:39.000 And I noticed men back then, this is kind of, deodorant wasn't that big.

01:17:42.000 Polyester was huge.

01:17:44.000 They dressed like falling down with the shoulders and the tie.

01:17:47.000 And they were brown polyester slacks.

01:17:49.000 And they kind of smelled like pea.

01:17:52.000 It was a weird smell.

01:17:53.000 And cigarettes.

01:17:54.000 And so I was a little, a fragile little boy, like eight years old.

01:17:59.000 And you'd sit down On this couch and just smell this, like, testosterone of a single male and Stetson.

01:18:06.000 Yeah, and then I feel like divorce happened instantly.

01:18:10.000 It was weird.

01:18:15.000 Okay, I've got some random news chunks just sifting around.

01:18:20.000 Someone was calling Israel racist.

01:18:22.000 Oh, yeah.

01:18:22.000 What's her name, Rashida Talib?

01:18:25.000 This is 2-2.

01:18:32.000 Israel is a racist state.

01:18:35.000 That's balls.

01:18:36.000 See, we're going to be getting a lot more of this with Biden, where the gloves are off, the veneer has been wiped clean, and they're saying what they really think, which is, fuck Israel.

01:18:47.000 Fuck Jews is coming up next.

01:18:49.000 Fuck white males, fuck conservatives, fuck libertarians.

01:18:53.000 What the fuck isn't racist to her?

01:19:00.000 Speaking of racism, I guess we should have had a racism segment.

01:19:03.000 2-3, black cops tased a pregnant white woman.

01:19:08.000 Can you imagine if white cops tased a black pregnant woman?

01:19:12.000 Say her name.

01:19:14.000 Are we still going to see the same number of BLM riots?

01:19:17.000 Antifa is not going to take a break because Antifa is based on, we don't like that the government exists.

01:19:23.000 BLM is based on, we hate that the administration allows for police violence.

01:19:28.000 If the administration is Biden, they're not going to get any funding.

01:19:32.000 Criminal charges tonight after allegedly using his stun gun on a pregnant woman who was being press passed from a hotel.

01:19:40.000 Now, the district attorney, Anthony Gulooni, announced charges against Officer Leon Davis today.

01:19:46.000 The Springfield Police Department initiated an internal investigation on this after reviewing the body camera footage.

01:19:52.000 That investigation was shared with the difficult investigation who decided to move forward.

01:19:57.000 Just see the footage, please.

01:19:58.000 We don't care about your little intro.

01:19:59.000 Come on, Quick.

01:20:03.000 His scogan woman's a real chatty Cassie today.

01:20:09.000 Is this even in?

01:20:12.000 Maybe it's down.

01:20:12.000 I wouldn't send you a link without the clip.

01:20:15.000 There we go.

01:20:21.000 You know what's weird about this clip?

01:20:23.000 Turn it up.

01:20:24.000 Looks like we're getting a volume.

01:20:28.000 As the cops are in there wrestling with his wife, you hear him just chatting away on the phone.

01:20:35.000 Oh, I think it starts now.

01:20:42.000 Resisting arrest as usual, never a good move.

01:20:51.000 We want to play games.

01:20:57.000 Stop playing.

01:20:58.000 Is that it?

01:21:08.000 Can you hear the other guy just chatting in the other room?

01:21:16.000 Please stop impregnating.

01:21:21.000 Oh my god.

01:21:22.000 That can lead to autism.

01:21:24.000 Extreme stress during pregnancy.

01:21:35.000 Let me tell ya.

01:21:38.000 What the fuck?

01:21:38.000 Could you kill me with my baby with that taser?

01:21:41.000 Let me tell ya.

01:21:42.000 We just got a door with a dog.

01:21:47.000 What the hell is talking about?

01:21:49.000 Anyway, get up.

01:21:51.000 Get up.

01:21:53.000 And finally, in the world of racism, Chinese are known for being demure, especially the females.

01:22:01.000 But occasionally, when they grow up in a raucous environment, they end up turning out quite different.

01:22:07.000 And this is the least Chinese woman I've ever seen.

01:22:28.000 You know it's time to go home when all you see is garbage trucks.

01:22:32.000 Sis!

01:22:34.000 What's up, bitch?

01:22:36.000 What's up?

01:22:36.000 What are you riding?

01:22:37.000 What you riding?

01:22:37.000 I'm not the fucking fuck.

01:22:40.000 Hit in the head by a sign lady.

01:22:42.000 You're not the fucking bus.

01:22:46.000 What the fuck?

01:22:48.000 Yo!

01:22:49.000 I'm fucking dead.

01:22:51.000 Oh, fuck.

01:22:52.000 Shit, the lashes almost came off.

01:22:56.000 I think there's one more.

01:23:07.000 What did she say, bitch, don't stop the movie?

01:23:08.000 What's up?

01:23:13.000 That was cool.

01:23:14.000 That should have been in our final video, I guess.

01:23:16.000 Let's take a quick peek at the mailbag.

01:23:18.000 The bag of mail.

01:23:21.000 Ryan, shut up, you don't have a dead.

01:23:25.000 Let's turn our eyes together.

01:23:31.000 Let me touch it.

01:23:38.000 Sorry.

01:23:39.000 Well, here's one.

01:23:42.000 Hope your family is doing well.

01:23:43.000 Gmail gets better by the episode.

01:23:45.000 Oh, thank you.

01:23:46.000 As an insecure entertainer, one is always worried that it's getting worse.

01:23:49.000 Really like the addition of Lotus to the website.

01:23:51.000 I've heard a lot of people say that.

01:23:54.000 She's actually been participating in many of my live streams.

01:23:56.000 I would say that Lotus.

01:24:00.000 Oh, wait a minute.

01:24:01.000 This is from Soph.

01:24:06.000 Yeah, I don't see that one.

01:24:08.000 Yeah, I shouldn't be reading this.

01:24:09.000 This is probably private.

01:24:10.000 Oh, sure.

01:24:11.000 Whoops.

01:24:12.000 She's upset about the uploading schedule, I believe.

01:24:17.000 Okay, ready?

01:24:19.000 What's going on?

01:24:25.000 These are all marked as red.

01:24:31.000 Seems like Joe Biggs has been censored from Censored.tv.

01:24:34.000 This reminds me when that Hottie Faith Goldie was warned not to go to the Charlottesville event by her employer, Rebel Media.

01:24:40.000 Yeah, to be clear, I would never censor anyone on censored.tv.

01:24:45.000 What I don't want to do is hurt his case.

01:24:47.000 And when there's any kind of legal matter, you want to delete all social media, delete any kind of artillery that could give the prosecutor reason to convict.

01:25:00.000 But yeah.

01:25:01.000 And we also have context for everything.

01:25:04.000 Yeah, that's the other thing.

01:25:05.000 When you're in control of the context, you can show the whole thing there.

01:25:09.000 When they can cherry-pick, they can build a whole new narrative.

01:25:12.000 I've talked to Joe about this and he understands.

01:25:15.000 I also told him he should delete his social media because they're going to pour over that.

01:25:20.000 Salu, Gavin and Ryan, please refer to yourself on GeoML, blah, blah, blah for three to four seconds.

01:25:25.000 It's spooky.

01:25:26.000 No.

01:25:30.000 Eugene, here's a very brave girl.

01:25:34.000 Hi, my name is Vanessa Boki.

01:25:36.000 I'm a photographer, an artist, and a psoist from Canada.

01:25:39.000 And today I'm going to be making a video reacting to Samantha Lux.

01:25:44.000 Samantha is a male-to-female transgender adult who I think is from the States.

01:25:51.000 And he made a couple different videos about bottom surgery.

01:25:54.000 So I'm going to be kind of going over.

01:25:57.000 Videos like this, talking about surgeries, talking about hormones, talking about literally anything was so, so helpful to me because growing up, I never really saw any actual stuff.

01:26:06.000 I know people suggested we should get her on the network.

01:26:09.000 I'm sure that's an option.

01:26:12.000 I had made some things blue.

01:26:14.000 Oh, no, we already talked about the Muncher.

01:26:16.000 Okay, sorry.

01:26:17.000 My balls.

01:26:18.000 Hey, this is from Bill.

01:26:19.000 Hello, Fag Tards.

01:26:20.000 We all know you are retards, but you make us laugh.

01:26:23.000 Beef Squad rules.

01:26:24.000 Yes, I hear a lot of good stuff about Beef Squad.

01:26:28.000 Here's one from Ryan.

01:26:29.000 Keep the faith.

01:26:32.000 Really?

01:26:34.000 Trump runs for Congress in Florida.

01:26:36.000 Red Wave.

01:26:37.000 Reps Control House Senate.

01:26:38.000 Trump elected to Speaker of the House and Ted Cruz Senate Majority Leader.

01:26:42.000 Impeached Biden and Kamala at the same time.

01:26:45.000 Both removed.

01:26:46.000 Speaker of the House third in line.

01:26:49.000 Yeah, I like these, though.

01:26:51.000 Because you're watching it happen in your brain and you're like, that was kind of fun.

01:26:56.000 You get a little moment of, that's nice.

01:27:00.000 Troy.

01:27:02.000 It says overdue.

01:27:05.000 And it says, the guy who built the World Wide Web is building a new internet where you control your data.

01:27:10.000 See, this is the kind of stuff that we should be excited about, guys.

01:27:13.000 True.

01:27:13.000 This is what we need.

01:27:20.000 There's a CV.

01:27:24.000 That's a good sign when you're getting a lot of resumes.

01:27:27.000 That means that there's a sense of momentum with your company and people can smell it.

01:27:32.000 It's a good metric.

01:27:35.000 Another good metric for the economy is talk to real estate agents.

01:27:38.000 How are you guys doing?

01:27:38.000 Are you busy?

01:27:40.000 He goes, yeah, surprisingly.

01:27:45.000 Hey, Gavin, Ryan, Weinard Bear here.

01:27:47.000 Just watch Gmail Live.

01:27:49.000 Gavin, I got to say your commentary on that Black Chick's retarded speech was perfection.

01:27:52.000 You're the man with commentary on retards.

01:27:54.000 Other people were annoyed by it and said, I spend too long on terrible videos.

01:28:00.000 I mean, we watch entire shitty movies together on this network, don't we?

01:28:04.000 Also, I wanted to share a link to the Bear Terrier Times YouTube channel.

01:28:08.000 It's an app that Owen started that's a version of Instagram, but without the bullshit.

01:28:12.000 It's a place to crush and grow as a community, as well as there is a Bear Terrier Times newspaper online and some of the name of the same name.

01:28:20.000 P.S. You should have Owen on.

01:28:21.000 It's been a while.

01:28:22.000 He believes in Islamic Christian values, and it's worth a listen to why he believes this.

01:28:26.000 Islamic Christian values?

01:28:29.000 Okay.

01:28:31.000 And this web YouTube channel has 886 subscribers.

01:28:38.000 And yeah.

01:28:41.000 You know, one thing you got to say about Owen is he never pulled any punches.

01:28:45.000 He was always brutally honest, no matter how uncomfortable it made him.

01:28:49.000 He had to move.

01:28:51.000 That guy's got balls.

01:28:54.000 Gavin, just watched the call-in show.

01:28:55.000 That lady that showed in and said Kama'ala is a sociopath is right, but her prediction of 18 months is wrong.

01:29:00.000 Two years is what Biden will last.

01:29:02.000 Yeah, that's what we said.

01:29:04.000 And FBI, I'm not saying that we're going to kill him or anything.

01:29:08.000 We think he's mentally unfit.

01:29:09.000 This is social commentary.

01:29:11.000 I'm discussing my theories about the president, and I don't believe he's mentally competent enough to last very long.

01:29:18.000 I think his dementia is going to get so bad that the earpiece won't even cut it, and he'll have to step down in two years.

01:29:25.000 I will have nothing to do with that.

01:29:27.000 That'll be this guy.

01:29:31.000 If Kamala becomes president after the two-year mark, she's still eligible for two more terms per the 22nd Amendment.

01:29:36.000 Oh, shit.

01:29:38.000 If she becomes president before the two-year mark, she's only eligible for one more term.

01:29:44.000 Oh, so that's why they're going to keep weekend at Bernie's for two years.

01:29:48.000 Kamala, being a sociopath who only cares about power, will not let him die before so she can be president for effectively three terms.

01:29:54.000 Kamala was the DNC establishment pick.

01:29:56.000 The voters didn't want her, but the DNC got what they wanted anyways.

01:29:59.000 My guess is Biden lasts two years and a month.

01:30:02.000 They can't make it too obvious.

01:30:03.000 And he either dies or more likely is just declared incapacitated as DNC quickly wheel him out to pasture while Kamala assumes the ring of power.

01:30:11.000 That's a very good theory, dude.

01:30:18.000 This dude keeps sending me a video of Robert Downey Jr. dressed bad.

01:30:24.000 I don't see it.

01:30:27.000 Hey, Gavin, I just watched the live episode today.

01:30:29.000 The new studio looks pretty, pretty good.

01:30:31.000 And that video you did in French or whatever gay language it was, I have to say that's a decent idea about getting tradesmen and experienced people in to talk about trades and jobs in my early work days.

01:30:40.000 Yeah, and I'm looking for that.

01:30:41.000 There is one thing, though, I've noticed is people who haven't done interviews before, the cameras are right in their face and they get shy.

01:30:51.000 So we might do this thing where we like throw the first hour in the garbage and get them five drinks.

01:31:00.000 Because I'll be having a conversation at a bar with a guy and I'll go, this is fascinating.

01:31:04.000 I'd love to get him down and talk about this, his days fighting in Guam, and as a helicopter pilot.

01:31:09.000 And then the cameras are on the lights and they're like, yeah, it was fine.

01:31:13.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

01:31:19.000 I learned most shit from guys in pubs explaining things and telling me about real life.

01:31:23.000 Anyway, I've decided to cut this email like you do to a caller.

01:31:29.000 More people telling us what a crucible is.

01:31:33.000 Watch us figure it out.

01:31:35.000 And then this is from Linda.

01:31:36.000 Those videos you showed, they're pro-Trump, right?

01:31:39.000 They are lampooning the ridiculousness of the left's accusations of Trump supporters' violent crimes and motives.

01:31:45.000 I think they make Trump and us look pretty good.

01:31:47.000 Yeah, that's a funny thing that they do when they really make these dramatic videos.

01:31:54.000 Sometimes they make them look cool.

01:31:56.000 Like with Prowboys where the music's like, a threat is arising in America.

01:32:04.000 Yeah, we like pictures with us with laser beam eyes destroying shit.

01:32:08.000 Well, it's like when they called Trump Darth Vader.

01:32:11.000 Oh, yeah, really?

01:32:12.000 And everyone's like, yeah.

01:32:15.000 I'm whoa.

01:32:18.000 All right.

01:32:18.000 It's the end of the show.

01:32:21.000 No, no, you can't go.

01:32:24.000 It's time for the final video.

01:32:42.000 Speaking of tradesmen, here is just a beautiful artistic portrait of a guy redoing a roof in a style I'd never seen before.

01:32:52.000 Look at that.

01:32:52.000 Pop, pop.

01:32:53.000 Zip, zip, tap.

01:32:54.000 Zip, zip, tap.

01:32:56.000 Zip, zip, tap, zip, zip, tap.

01:33:05.000 He doesn't have any gear, like ropes to stop him from falling, does he?

01:33:09.000 And I guess that's for pussies.

01:33:13.000 Remember Bill Burr's bit where he goes, they say being a mom is the hardest job in the world.

01:33:17.000 I thought it was being a red-headed roofer in August.

01:33:23.000 Ah, dude.

01:33:24.000 You're on a roof, you know?

01:33:25.000 Your hair's red.

01:33:26.000 It looks beautiful.

01:33:27.000 Dude, it's pretty.

01:33:28.000 And I think it's just tin or something, but it looks like slate.

01:33:33.000 Yeah, it's actually really nice looking.

01:33:37.000 Oh, shit.

01:33:38.000 Kind of futuristic looking, too.

01:33:40.000 Nice job, lads.

01:33:41.000 It's kind of invisible, too.

01:33:44.000 It looks really classy.

01:33:45.000 It looks really British.

01:33:48.000 And it looks very affordable.

01:33:50.000 So nice job with the roofers there.

01:33:51.000 I like the idea of having a more blue collar show.

01:33:54.000 This one made me poop my panties.

01:33:57.000 Don't try this at home.

01:33:58.000 We're not advocating this.

01:33:59.000 This could be fake.

01:34:00.000 But allegedly, when a lit match is placed in a microwave, it makes plasma.

01:34:05.000 Fire produces ions and free Es as a chemical intermediaries.

01:34:11.000 Plasma is conductive.

01:34:12.000 Microwave induces currents in plasma, creates more plasma.

01:34:15.000 Now you have a cup of plasma.

01:34:18.000 What do I do with my plasma when I have it?

01:34:20.000 Whip it at a guy.

01:34:21.000 Just whip some plasma?

01:34:22.000 Yeah, and he turns it, then he has superpowers.

01:34:24.000 Oh, okay.

01:34:25.000 Turns into Johnny Light of flame.

01:34:29.000 See, that doesn't look very safe.

01:34:32.000 I'm worried about, as I'm watching that, microwave door shards to go into my eyes.

01:34:37.000 Yeah.

01:34:37.000 I'd want to watch that from behind a welder's mask.

01:34:40.000 You don't want to watch this with the Oculus Rift right in your face?

01:34:46.000 Okay.

01:34:46.000 And final one.

01:34:48.000 Female cops are useless.

01:34:50.000 This woman was irate.

01:34:52.000 She was told to wear a mask.

01:34:53.000 She said no.

01:34:54.000 So the St. Louis sheriff, not a security guard, like the narrator says, decided to come in and tell her to calm down.

01:34:59.000 The woman then whooped her ass with her own baton.

01:35:10.000 Other people have to intervene.

01:35:13.000 Like, what affirmative action shit is this?

01:35:16.000 Look at her.

01:35:17.000 That's a cop.

01:35:19.000 There's the St. Louis sheriff ready to stop you in your tracks.

01:35:22.000 She beat the security guard ass.

01:35:27.000 She beat her.

01:35:31.000 And then she tries to rip her out of her car, which doesn't work.

01:35:39.000 What would you do?

01:35:40.000 Would you intervene here and tackle the lady?

01:35:43.000 No, I would not.

01:35:46.000 I wouldn't even park my car in front of her car.

01:35:49.000 To block her in.

01:35:50.000 Oh, really?

01:35:51.000 I would just...

01:35:52.000 I'd feel bad.

01:35:53.000 If a cop was getting beat up, I would hope I would intervene.

01:35:57.000 Well, if it was a guy, yeah, I would...

01:36:00.000 No, but if a female cop's getting beat up by a female, I would...

01:36:03.000 I don't think so.

01:36:04.000 I'm not getting in there.

01:36:05.000 What?

01:36:05.000 Black female here?

01:36:07.000 Look, so now the wrestling continues.

01:36:09.000 It's a girlfriend.

01:36:10.000 They're fine.

01:36:11.000 I don't know if they could do real damage to her.

01:36:13.000 She pulled her hair.

01:36:14.000 And then she sizes her up, gets a good grip, and then kicks her away.

01:36:20.000 Holds her down by the head.

01:36:22.000 And yeah.

01:36:24.000 I think it's a tranny, isn't it?

01:36:28.000 She decides not to smash the window.

01:36:30.000 You really got to think about that.

01:36:31.000 That's her taser gun on the ground.

01:36:33.000 And she's off.

01:36:34.000 If you intervene and you're helping the black security guard woman.

01:36:38.000 She's not a security guard.

01:36:39.000 I said that three times.

01:36:40.000 What is she?

01:36:41.000 Oh, she's a cop.

01:36:42.000 Sheriff.

01:36:42.000 St. Louis Sheriff.

01:36:44.000 If you're helping her, if you put your hands on a black woman and there's other people and you're not a black person, they're going to be like, get the fuck off of her.

01:36:51.000 See what all this bullshit political correctness has done?

01:36:54.000 We can't help black people now.

01:36:56.000 No.

01:36:56.000 Get fired.

01:36:57.000 Get in trouble.

01:36:58.000 Be brave.

01:36:58.000 And never stop fighting.

01:37:12.000 I'm a ride that dick like a skate.

01:37:14.000 I'm a half a boy and no skate.

01:37:16.000 He already sleeped.

01:37:17.000 He done ate.

01:37:18.000 Put the mug in his mouth like an A in the mouth.

01:37:20.000 I'ma cook that bitch like bird, like drag.

01:37:22.000 Every time we go move.

Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - January 21, 2021

S03E63 - SEXY TIMES

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