Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - S03E64

00:00:33.000 Oh man, oh I was throwing my son around on the weekend in a pool and I put my back out and I blame my other son.

00:00:48.000 I told you what happened.

00:00:49.000 Did I tell that on the show?

00:00:51.000 No.

00:00:53.000 I've been taking little tiny pieces of Adderall, like less than a quarter of a pill, micro-dosing.

00:01:00.000 And so I'm washing that down with a cup, a big cup that's in the boys' bathroom.

00:01:04.000 I'm not allowed to shit in my wife's bathroom because my poo stinks.

00:01:10.000 So I'm drinking the cup, and when I'm done a large thing of water, I realize I just ate soap, and I'm like, oh, it's in my pores.

00:01:21.000 I can feel it in my body.

00:01:23.000 And I go to my son, what the fuck?

00:01:25.000 I'm kind of panicking.

00:01:28.000 I go, why is there soap in this?

00:01:30.000 He goes, oh, I was using it to clean my keyboard.

00:01:34.000 What?

00:01:35.000 I think he was on a Zoom call with his class.

00:01:38.000 So I'm swearing at him and stuff.

00:01:40.000 Going, how are you so fucking inconsiderate?

00:01:45.000 Oh my God.

00:01:48.000 I think I scared him a little bit.

00:01:50.000 But you know what it means when you drink a cup of soap?

00:01:53.000 It means 36 hours of diarrhea.

00:01:56.000 But you don't have enough diarrhea in you.

00:01:59.000 So you run to the bathroom like you're going to die and you get in there and just a tablespoon of water comes out.

00:02:05.000 Bloop.

00:02:06.000 Like you wouldn't even mind if I diarrhea it on you during that.

00:02:08.000 It's done now.

00:02:09.000 This was over the weekend.

00:02:11.000 But if I diarrhea it on your shirt, you'd go, oh dude, wouldn't stink.

00:02:16.000 You could even go, you could don't eat it, but you could kiss it.

00:02:20.000 You could kiss your sleeve if I diarrhea on it this weekend.

00:02:24.000 And I blame my son.

00:02:26.000 And I was also so dehydrated that I don't even think he used dish soap.

00:02:33.000 I think he just used hand soap to wash his fucking keyboard.

00:02:36.000 This is what teenagers are like.

00:02:38.000 They just like eat something and throw it away and piss all over the seat and don't flush.

00:02:42.000 And they're just, they act like fucking Mick Jagger.

00:02:48.000 And one of my shits, I opened his bedroom door and to the bathroom and I said, look, we're going to shit together.

00:02:55.000 You're going to enjoy this.

00:02:58.000 And he goes, what do you want me to do?

00:02:59.000 Drink a cup of soap?

00:03:00.000 I go, yes.

00:03:02.000 I'd love that.

00:03:04.000 So then we went to Atlantic City on the weekend.

00:03:06.000 I'm throwing my youngest boy in the pool and he's standing on my knees and jumping as I throw him.

00:03:12.000 So he's getting really good height.

00:03:14.000 Put my back out.

00:03:14.000 Now it feels like I'm being held up at knife point.

00:03:18.000 Like someone has their hand on my shirt and they've plunged the knife into my back and every time I move, I go, ah, ah, ah, ah.

00:03:23.000 It affects your breathing too.

00:03:25.000 Getting in and out of a car is a nightmare.

00:03:30.000 Couldn't be the Adderall and the booze is also dehydrating me.

00:03:33.000 But with non-hydrated muscles, they seized up.

00:03:36.000 And I blame him for that too.

00:03:38.000 I go, my back is put out not because of me throwing this guy.

00:03:42.000 It's because of you.

00:03:44.000 And he goes, that's just false.

00:03:47.000 And I said, well, it's not a fact.

00:03:49.000 It's a theory.

00:03:50.000 But I think you contributed to my bad back.

00:03:53.000 And I couldn't go to the gym today.

00:03:54.000 Couldn't box.

00:03:56.000 Anyway, that was Razor Knights sent in by a viewer.

00:04:02.000 New band.

00:04:02.000 They said, I think you'll like this.

00:04:04.000 I rarely do.

00:04:05.000 And I really do.

00:04:06.000 I hear that they're red-pilled, too.

00:04:08.000 They're from San Diego.

00:04:21.000 This is a fucking smoke show.

00:04:22.000 She looks like she's about 30.

00:04:29.000 This is my whole life.

00:04:30.000 I'm going to get very in-depth on this.

00:04:33.000 When I was a young man, the girls from nine years old till 22, all the women we lusted were in their 30s.

00:04:41.000 Usually, here's the spooky part, exactly 30.

00:04:45.000 For example, Elvira was 30.

00:04:52.000 She was big in the mid-80s, so I'd say 80 to 85 was her peak as far as fame goes, and that was 30 to 35.

00:05:00.000 That's probably her now.

00:05:01.000 She's a ginge.

00:05:02.000 She used to be a porn star and a stripper.

00:05:04.000 Here's a funny thing about Elvira.

00:05:06.000 Her first lay was Tom Jones, and his dick was so big she had to go to the hospital.

00:05:11.000 Like after a woman gives birth, they stitch up her pussy.

00:05:14.000 The joke is one extra stitch for the hubby.

00:05:20.000 But it was the same operation.

00:05:22.000 The same stitching they do.

00:05:24.000 That's her old now.

00:05:25.000 She's old.

00:05:26.000 Both of them are old in that picture.

00:05:27.000 I should have used younger pictures for that.

00:05:31.000 Yeah, Pap Benatar.

00:05:34.000 Well, anyway, we'll go through them all later.

00:05:36.000 But Razor Knights, Red Pill, the Chick there.

00:05:38.000 Oh, that's why I brought it up.

00:05:40.000 One, two.

00:05:41.000 This is almost the perfect woman.

00:05:44.000 You don't want a woman to be too hot.

00:05:48.000 You want her to be kind of fun.

00:05:50.000 And I like the ethnic ambiguity.

00:05:54.000 What is she like?

00:05:55.000 Dominican?

00:05:56.000 No.

00:05:57.000 She's got something weird in her.

00:05:59.000 Peruvian?

00:06:00.000 Syrian or something?

00:06:04.000 Smoky, huh?

00:06:05.000 Maybe Iranian?

00:06:07.000 She looks really good in that picture.

00:06:11.000 He's dead.

00:06:11.000 That's Sylvain Sylvain?

00:06:15.000 That's good.

00:06:16.000 From the...

00:06:17.000 What do you call them?

00:06:19.000 What's that band called?

00:06:22.000 New York Dolls.

00:06:22.000 New York Dolls, yeah.

00:06:26.000 And Razor Knights isn't just a tambourine and a guitar.

00:06:30.000 They have other songs that are the whole band.

00:06:33.000 And they're fucking great.

00:06:34.000 Lo-fi.

00:06:35.000 They kind of remind me of that BBQT band.

00:06:37.000 Is that not her?

00:06:39.000 Holy shit.

00:06:40.000 Is that her?

00:06:42.000 They look the same.

00:06:43.000 No, they don't, Detective Shitty.

00:06:46.000 Play the new sound for Detective Shitty.

00:06:48.000 We have a new drop.

00:06:50.000 You should have that ready to rock.

00:06:52.000 I do.

00:06:53.000 It's on my desktop here.

00:06:56.000 God, you're so slow.

00:06:57.000 Look how slow you are.

00:06:59.000 You kill the whole momentum of the show.

00:07:01.000 Now you're checking your downloads.

00:07:04.000 These are the worst.

00:07:08.000 There we go.

00:07:11.000 Front page of the New York Post today is a really good letter, really, to America from Senator, what's his name?

00:07:18.000 Josh Haley?

00:07:19.000 Yeah.

00:07:20.000 Josh Hawley.

00:07:21.000 And I mean, I could just sit and read it, read it to you.

00:07:24.000 It's so good.

00:07:25.000 But he talks about how cancer culture has become the culture in America, and we have a social credit score, just like China.

00:07:32.000 Remember, we were talking about this two years ago when China got their social credit score.

00:07:37.000 We said, we're next, and we're here.

00:07:38.000 So it just takes one crime, and his crime was saying, I don't think we followed the election to the letter of the law.

00:07:46.000 I think we violated this state's constitution.

00:07:49.000 So he was canceled.

00:07:50.000 What did they do?

00:07:51.000 His book, yeah.

00:07:54.000 I had been canceled by the biggest, most powerful corporations in America.

00:08:00.000 And the book he was writing, and he was asked to write it, was about cancel culture and how powerful corporations will cancel you.

00:08:09.000 He had that book canceled.

00:08:10.000 He's going to write it anyway.

00:08:12.000 But he said the Tech Titans have already booted dozens of conservatives off social media.

00:08:17.000 And if they have their way, half the House Republican Conference will be expelled from Congress.

00:08:21.000 The corporate Titans seem to believe that the only way to get a democracy to their liking is to eliminate all threats to the Democratic Party's unified control of government.

00:08:31.000 And they talk about how he's having all his conventions canceled.

00:08:42.000 For some time, conservatives recognizing that we're now the counterculture indulge in the delusion that we could opt out of all this.

00:08:47.000 We'd send our kids to schools that don't teach all the woke stuff.

00:08:50.000 We'd make our friends at church, not at work.

00:08:51.000 And we'd take comfort that trust and openness were still possible in communities of shared purpose.

00:08:56.000 No.

00:08:57.000 We vote for our conscience, blah, blah, blah.

00:09:01.000 But the left and the corporations are challenging all of this now.

00:09:04.000 Your conservative, quote, social platform isn't worth much when Amazon can shut it down.

00:09:08.000 He's talking about parlor.

00:09:10.000 Your vote may still be yours, but if your party is denied the means to effectively organize by corporate monopolies, it's not going to win.

00:09:16.000 Your church, well, you can still attend for now, but you go to the wrong church, you may not have a job in a few years.

00:09:22.000 Remember, the editor of Forbes said we're going to be scrutinizing companies that have MAGA people working there.

00:09:28.000 So keep that in mind when you hire someone who's MAGA.

00:09:32.000 I'm hereby officially announcing we're leaving New York.

00:09:35.000 Did I tell you this?

00:09:36.000 No, but I'm happy about that.

00:09:37.000 It's going to take maybe a year, maybe more, to figure it all out.

00:09:44.000 So we're still moving to the new studio in the Bronx, but I'm going to research.

00:09:48.000 Florida, North Carolina.

00:09:51.000 Ooh, cool.

00:09:51.000 South Carolina.

00:09:53.000 Those are all awesome.

00:09:54.000 I just, this is, I've had enough.

00:09:57.000 And it's going to uproot the kids.

00:09:59.000 And we moved around a lot when I was a kid, and I hated that.

00:10:02.000 But fuck it.

00:10:03.000 You know, my son will always have baseball.

00:10:06.000 He'll always, he'll have his team like that.

00:10:08.000 My youngest boy doesn't care.

00:10:09.000 My daughter's not going to be happy, but she's going to be going off to college in four years anyway.

00:10:17.000 If she wants to stay here, I could put her in boarding school.

00:10:21.000 But I just, this is it in a nutshell.

00:10:24.000 I want to walk out my door and I want to be looking at people who don't think America is a racist hellhole and everyone is a Nazi and a fascist and the flag is a fascist symbol and cops are shooting people and fat is beautiful and women aren't happier at home and there's no such thing as God.

00:10:42.000 I just, I just, I'm sick of being around all this hate, all of this resentment.

00:10:48.000 They're just, the left is just so bitter and cruel and sinister and petty.

00:10:57.000 And I just, I can't take it anymore.

00:10:59.000 I can't look at them.

00:11:01.000 White people.

00:11:02.000 I'm talking about mostly boomerangry woman liberals, mostly Karens.

00:11:08.000 They're just ugly.

00:11:09.000 They're ugly on the inside is what they are.

00:11:12.000 And I just had enough.

00:11:13.000 I want to walk into a bar.

00:11:14.000 Like I was wearing, when I have to wear a mask, I wear an American flag mask.

00:11:18.000 And it's controversial in the Northeast.

00:11:21.000 Like I was wearing it in the Hamptons this summer.

00:11:23.000 And this guy who works there goes, whoa, right on.

00:11:26.000 I know how you're voting.

00:11:28.000 Yeah, really controversial.

00:11:29.000 And I think liberals are kind of weirded out that I still have an American flag on my car.

00:11:38.000 I still have an American flag on my lawn.

00:11:39.000 I still wear the American flag.

00:11:41.000 They're like, but you lost.

00:11:42.000 Yeah, I still love this country, dipshit.

00:11:46.000 Like they didn't put, when Trump became president, they took down their American flags.

00:11:50.000 They have been ashamed of their country for four years.

00:11:53.000 I don't want to be around these people.

00:11:55.000 So we're done.

00:11:56.000 Now, I want to research the living shit out of it because I'm about to move there for the rest of my life.

00:12:01.000 So I think what I'll do is I'll take road trips regularly to different parts of Florida.

00:12:06.000 My parents want me in the middle.

00:12:07.000 I'm under this dumb suspicion that the north is cooler than the middle or the south.

00:12:13.000 Like I saw Jacksonville weather and it was like, it does get up to 95 in August.

00:12:18.000 But the rest of the year, it's not bad.

00:12:20.000 I just cannot do 100 degrees.

00:12:22.000 So the reason I'm bringing this up on the show is maybe you guys can help.

00:12:25.000 Because I'm anyone's dog for a bone at this point.

00:12:30.000 But it has to be mega.

00:12:32.000 It has to be patriotic people.

00:12:34.000 They have to be conservative.

00:12:36.000 My wife, who's a liberal, is saying the same thing.

00:12:40.000 She feels much safer around conservatives than she does around her own kind.

00:12:47.000 So maybe you guys can call in or mail in some suggestions.

00:12:53.000 My wife's really into Florida for some reason.

00:12:56.000 What is that?

00:12:57.000 Safe Republican, likely Republican, lean Republican?

00:13:01.000 So Jacksonville is.

00:13:03.000 Isn't Jacksonville like half black?

00:13:06.000 I guess if you're north of there, that looks really nice.

00:13:10.000 Swing, safe down, safe Republican, likely Republican.

00:13:13.000 So you're looking for blood red, basically.

00:13:18.000 And she wants to be near a beach.

00:13:20.000 I fucking hate the beach.

00:13:21.000 Why?

00:13:22.000 Why are you beach?

00:13:25.000 Why are you gay?

00:13:26.000 You just sit there.

00:13:28.000 Like, sometimes you can make a castle if the sand is just the right type and shit, but ugh.

00:13:34.000 And I guess I like body surfing in the waves.

00:13:37.000 That can be fun.

00:13:37.000 But you get sick.

00:13:38.000 She sounds very gay.

00:13:40.000 You go to a lake.

00:13:41.000 You can perfectly monitor how sunburnt you get.

00:13:44.000 You go on a fun little boat ride.

00:13:46.000 It's easy to swim.

00:13:47.000 And my wife and kids get kind of, well, my daughter and my wife are kind of freaked out by big waves.

00:13:52.000 And my littlest boy can't handle it.

00:13:54.000 So you just sit and bake.

00:13:55.000 But in a lake, you can fish.

00:13:57.000 You give the kids a little piece of bread, and they catch like a thousand fish.

00:14:00.000 At Lake George, I would wake up and the kids were already there, and they'd already caught like 10.

00:14:04.000 There'd be a bucket of them just swarming around.

00:14:10.000 But yeah, I went to Atlantic City this weekend with the family.

00:14:12.000 We went to a hotel called The Ocean.

00:14:14.000 And Kumia was over at Borgata.

00:14:18.000 And he, of course, had an insane suite.

00:14:21.000 But you know what's fucking weird about Atlantic City is it's in New Jersey.

00:14:26.000 So it shuts down at 10 p.m.

00:14:30.000 10 p.m.

00:14:31.000 So we saw the fight and we were watching it with nothing.

00:14:35.000 So we'd go up to his room and I would literally chug Jack Daniels.

00:14:39.000 He didn't have any makers.

00:14:40.000 So I'd be going, trying to get a buzz because when we go down there, we're just going to have water.

00:14:45.000 I sent you a link.

00:14:47.000 He filmed it all.

00:14:49.000 And I'll tell you what, the guys who could not handle their booze, law enforcement, cops, FBI, they party way too hard.

00:14:58.000 Have you ever partied with a cop?

00:15:00.000 They fucking go hard, man.

00:15:03.000 Hard.

00:15:04.000 I don't like it.

00:15:07.000 One of the guys knocked over a fucking kitchen table, a dining table in Anthony's suite.

00:15:12.000 Bottles smashed everywhere.

00:15:14.000 He goes, sorry, but I'm used to slightly sturdier tables, not this Formica shit.

00:15:19.000 I'm like, that's the name of the surface.

00:15:22.000 You tipped over the whole table.

00:15:23.000 It could be sandpaper.

00:15:25.000 The surface could have been anything.

00:15:27.000 It's got nothing to do with Formica.

00:15:29.000 But did I put, yeah, 1-3.

00:15:32.000 That's a picture.

00:15:33.000 But 1-3 is a link that Anthony tweeted, so I'll assume it's safe.

00:15:38.000 But here's some...

00:15:39.000 1-3, Ryan.

00:15:40.000 Yep.

00:15:45.000 So here we are.

00:15:49.000 With...

00:15:50.000 They weren't very strict about masks.

00:15:51.000 It wasn't as bad as Vegas.

00:15:53.000 Vegas fucking sucked when we went in September.

00:15:57.000 But we watched Connor get fucking rocked.

00:16:00.000 I think he's done.

00:16:01.000 He got six major blows in a row to the head.

00:16:05.000 And I think I saw him leaving the...

00:16:08.000 I think where were they in Abu Dhabi or something?

00:16:10.000 I think I saw him leaving the stadium with a cane.

00:16:13.000 He was walking with a limp.

00:16:15.000 Look up Connor McGregor cane.

00:16:24.000 Is that him?

00:16:25.000 Yeah, that's it.

00:16:29.000 I mean, you got your ass handed too.

00:16:30.000 Maybe you can fight some YouTubers now for tens of millions.

00:16:34.000 Oh, speaking of which, there's a picture of a...

00:16:40.000 Oh, fuck, I hope I sent this.

00:16:42.000 Floyd Mayweather tweeted out.

00:16:45.000 So Connor McGregor gets his ass kicked, and Floyd Mayweather, is it in the pictures at the end?

00:16:51.000 See, I just searched for Mayweather.

00:16:52.000 Nothing came up, but I'll search it.

00:16:54.000 It's a picture of a tweet.

00:16:56.000 No?

00:16:57.000 No.

00:16:58.000 I'll look for it.

00:17:00.000 He said, this is who he really is.

00:17:02.000 And it was Connor knocked out in the, not knocked out, but just lying there bloody in the octagon.

00:17:08.000 He goes, this is who he really is.

00:17:09.000 He can't even win at his own sport.

00:17:12.000 And he goes, and then you go, okay, that's fair.

00:17:14.000 He said a lot of shit about you.

00:17:15.000 He made fun of you for having a knapsack at a photo thing.

00:17:20.000 He's like, what's in your fucking book bag?

00:17:23.000 Are you still in school?

00:17:26.000 But he said, this is yet another example of racism.

00:17:32.000 What?

00:17:33.000 You see, Connor hates, Connor sucks, and everyone loves him.

00:17:37.000 I rule and everyone hates me.

00:17:40.000 That's his take.

00:17:41.000 So that shows that America is still very racist.

00:17:45.000 Let me see his actual tweet.

00:17:49.000 There's an Instagram post.

00:17:50.000 Yeah, maybe it's the Instagram post.

00:17:56.000 Why is Floydman hated for the way he carries himself?

00:17:58.000 But Connor's...

00:17:59.000 Well, that's not it.

00:18:02.000 Wait, wait, go back.

00:18:05.000 I've seen this post, and my take on it is that the world knows con artist McLooser can steal everything from me and be loved, but I'm hated.

00:18:13.000 That just lets you all know that racism still exists.

00:18:18.000 First of all, the people that hate you hate you because you're a twat.

00:18:21.000 You take pictures of yourself with a dining room table with $1 million in cash.

00:18:25.000 That's a stupid thing to do.

00:18:28.000 But you're also loved.

00:18:30.000 The reason you're rich, boob, is because people consider you the greatest boxer of all time and pay thousands of dollars to see you.

00:18:39.000 You see the stadium?

00:18:41.000 They're all cheering.

00:18:42.000 They all paid money to see you.

00:18:43.000 That dining room table full of money is made from people going, you're awesome, Floyd.

00:18:48.000 Here, I love looking at you box.

00:18:50.000 You're fun to watch.

00:18:51.000 You're the greatest.

00:18:52.000 Here, Floyd, here's some more.

00:18:54.000 Take all my money.

00:18:56.000 What kind of country are we living in?

00:18:59.000 7.9 million hate followers.

00:19:01.000 Yeah, 7.9 million people hate him.

00:19:04.000 Someone makes, I think he gets like $50 million a fight.

00:19:08.000 And his takeaway from that is everyone hates me.

00:19:14.000 That's what I want to get away from.

00:19:15.000 I'm just done with this shit.

00:19:18.000 North Carolina, I like.

00:19:20.000 I want a southern place, good gun laws, patriots everywhere, lots of American flags.

00:19:26.000 That's crucial.

00:19:29.000 But please, can the summers just be bearable?

00:19:33.000 That's what I like about North Carolina.

00:19:35.000 It seems southern but not southern at the same time.

00:19:37.000 Like southern but not hot.

00:19:40.000 Oh, you want to hear what's giving me fucking.

00:19:42.000 Every time I remember it, I go, ah.

00:19:45.000 So I snuck beers down.

00:19:47.000 So Anthony gave me the key to his room.

00:19:49.000 Me and my wife went up, made some drinks, had some drinks, and then we came back and I thought, oh, I'll smuggle him two buds.

00:19:54.000 So I put, because they were monitoring us as we came on the casino floor to make sure we weren't smuggling in booze.

00:19:59.000 So I put it in the back of my pants.

00:20:01.000 I tightened my belt and then I put it up.

00:20:03.000 Or another trick you do if you're smuggling a drink out, put it under your armpit, right?

00:20:08.000 And then there's something wrong with your fingernail.

00:20:11.000 And this brings the eyes over here.

00:20:12.000 So you walk past the security like, ah, God damn it.

00:20:16.000 Damn it.

00:20:17.000 And your finger's fucked.

00:20:18.000 And maybe it's bleeding.

00:20:19.000 Ow, is that blood?

00:20:21.000 And he's like, what's going on with that guy's finger?

00:20:23.000 Meanwhile.

00:20:24.000 Oops.

00:20:25.000 You got a jolt cola on your armpit.

00:20:27.000 So anyway, I did that.

00:20:28.000 And we go back.

00:20:29.000 He spends thousands of dollars there.

00:20:31.000 So he gets the red carpet treatment.

00:20:32.000 So he's got a little booth area to watch the fight.

00:20:37.000 And I had to get them to him, but I can't go, hey, man, because there's security there.

00:20:40.000 Here's your beers.

00:20:42.000 So this has been bothering me for days.

00:20:45.000 I'm actually, this happened Saturday night.

00:20:47.000 It's Monday.

00:20:48.000 I'm just getting over it now.

00:20:50.000 Remember I told you about my son's black, my son's friend is black.

00:20:55.000 My youngest boy's best pal is black.

00:20:57.000 And his dad's this gigantic black cop.

00:21:00.000 And the first time I saw him, he did the whole handshake with the hug.

00:21:04.000 And I'm against that.

00:21:06.000 So when black people do that to me, I tend to just do that.

00:21:09.000 And then I, so he was like, oh, okay.

00:21:10.000 So the hug didn't turn out.

00:21:12.000 I kind of scrunched him.

00:21:13.000 And then I thought, well, that's a dick move.

00:21:16.000 If he wants to do the thing, I'll do the thing.

00:21:17.000 I do it sometimes.

00:21:19.000 I just don't like being a wigger.

00:21:20.000 I'm like, yo, what's up?

00:21:22.000 Yo.

00:21:23.000 So the second time I see him, I go to do the black handshake.

00:21:27.000 But he's decided that, oh, he thinks I want to do this.

00:21:30.000 So it's awkward.

00:21:30.000 So you know what he does?

00:21:31.000 He hugs me.

00:21:33.000 And I'm in his arms like, eh.

00:21:35.000 So that made me shiver for three days, remembering, ah.

00:21:39.000 This made me shiver for three days.

00:21:41.000 So to get Anthony the beer, I had to go low.

00:21:45.000 So I went, he's sitting down like this.

00:21:47.000 His girlfriend, who's hot, is looking fantastic in a tiny black dress with stilettos.

00:21:51.000 And she's like on his arm.

00:21:52.000 He's like, Jabba the Hut and Princess Leia.

00:21:55.000 And he's like this.

00:21:56.000 And I come and I have to hand them to him.

00:21:58.000 So I go down on one, I go down on my knees to get pull them out.

00:22:03.000 So I'm at his crotch.

00:22:05.000 And Missy goes, what are you going to do?

00:22:07.000 Blow him?

00:22:09.000 And I was like, here.

00:22:12.000 I'm just trying to help.

00:22:13.000 Walking over to a grown man and kneeling at his crotch.

00:22:18.000 I could have faced the other way and kneeled down and then handed them to him.

00:22:23.000 But it was like I was going to pray to him.

00:22:28.000 Today's book is Over the Edge, Death in the Grand Canyon.

00:22:35.000 About two or three people fall into this thing a month.

00:22:40.000 Yeah.

00:22:40.000 Two or three deaths a year, sorry, come from falling into this thing.

00:22:44.000 This lists them all and explains exactly what happened.

00:22:47.000 It goes back to the earliest cases of people dying in there.

00:22:50.000 When I went there, I was stunned to see that there's not really a fence.

00:22:54.000 Some parts have a bit of a fence, but like my fucking son, he was like three at the time.

00:22:59.000 I duct tape him into that stroller because that happened once and it's in this book.

00:23:03.000 A three-year-old just went, meow, ran off the edge, and it's a long drop.

00:23:10.000 So this gets into all the accounts.

00:23:12.000 It's fascinating, especially if you've been there before.

00:23:15.000 I have also to address something that is highly embarrassing.

00:23:20.000 I read this book 20 years ago.

00:23:24.000 And when I brought it to the show on Thursday, I had forgotten what it was.

00:23:31.000 So I looked at some of the pages.

00:23:32.000 I was like, is this pro-blank slate or anti-blank slate?

00:23:36.000 I can't even remember it.

00:23:37.000 Maybe I was drunk when I read it.

00:23:39.000 And then I just read this thing I had earmarked.

00:23:42.000 And it said, see, the nature-nurture problem gets into issues where you have race and IQ.

00:23:52.000 Because if you're born who you are and blacks score worse on tests, then blacks are less smart than whites or less smart than Asians.

00:24:01.000 I have no problem with that.

00:24:02.000 That's a general pattern that some studies have come up with.

00:24:06.000 But if you look at the bell curve, there's plenty of overlap where blacks are smarter than Asians and Asians are dumber than blacks, whatever.

00:24:14.000 It's three bells that overlap each other.

00:24:17.000 And when you meet people, you start with a blank slate.

00:24:22.000 And they can be smarter than you.

00:24:24.000 Ben Carson's a hell of a lot smarter than Gavin McInnes.

00:24:27.000 And I don't care if I think America's biggest fear is that there are patterns with blacks that are negative.

00:24:35.000 That's the number one fear.

00:24:36.000 That's why we hear about all this nature shit and nurture shit, I should say, and communism and all this crap.

00:24:43.000 And they say, well, maybe blacks are doing worse in school and they're in jail more because they're dumb and savage.

00:24:50.000 And I'm saying, no, that's not the case.

00:24:53.000 They may have lower IQs.

00:24:54.000 I don't know.

00:24:55.000 I don't care.

00:24:56.000 But as far as the jail stuff goes, I blame that on welfare, on communism, shattering the black family.

00:25:01.000 Blacks had crime rates about the same as whites before welfare took off.

00:25:05.000 And if my group, like Scotsmen are not known as, they're known as ugly and violent people, generally.

00:25:13.000 My people, they're known as ugly, violent drunks.

00:25:15.000 I don't care if that's the pattern with my group.

00:25:17.000 Why do you care what the pattern is with your group?

00:25:20.000 As long as you don't do it.

00:25:23.000 Proud boys are not the brightest bulbs in the tree.

00:25:26.000 They're some of my best pals.

00:25:28.000 But they continually put the dollar sign after the fucking number, which is my number one pet peeve.

00:25:34.000 If you send me a text or an email and the dollar sign's after the number, you might as well be a pedophile.

00:25:41.000 I can't look you in the eyes ever again.

00:25:44.000 But anyway, I got this book completely wrong.

00:25:47.000 He's not talking about, he's a nature over nurture guy too, like me, 9010.

00:25:53.000 So everything I told you on Thursday is complete horseshit.

00:25:56.000 And thank you to the viewers for correcting me.

00:25:58.000 I'm sorry.

00:25:59.000 What a moron I am.

00:26:00.000 See, I am dumb.

00:26:01.000 But this, anyway, this paragraph stuck out because it sounds very nurture.

00:26:06.000 My own view, incidentally, is that in the case of the most discussed racial difference, the black-white IQ gap in the United States, the current evidence does not call for genetic explanation.

00:26:15.000 Thomas Sowell has documented that in most of the 20th century and throughout the world, ethnic differences in IQ were the rule, not the exception.

00:26:26.000 Okay?

00:26:27.000 So Thomas Sowell is saying race and IQ is a thing.

00:26:30.000 Members of minority groups who were out of the cultural mainstream commonly had average IQs that fell below that of the majority, including immigrants to the United States from southern and eastern Europe, the children of white mountaineers in the United States, children who grew up on canal boats in Britain, and Gaelic-speaking children of the Hebrites.

00:26:47.000 Hebrides.

00:26:48.000 Hebrides?

00:26:49.000 The differences were at least as large as the current black-white gap, but disappeared within a few generations.

00:26:55.000 For many reasons, the experience of African Americans in the United States under slavery and segregation is not comparable to those of immigrants or rural isolates, and their transition to mainstream cultural patterns could easily take longer.

00:27:08.000 I didn't really understand that paragraph, did you?

00:27:10.000 Nope.

00:27:12.000 I can't tell where he stands on it.

00:27:15.000 Steven Pinker, by the way, is the guy after Larry Summers was fired from Harvard.

00:27:22.000 They said, because he was fired from Harvard for saying maybe women aren't prone to STEM.

00:27:28.000 And they said, do you think that's within the pale of legitimate discourse?

00:27:32.000 And he said, when presented with rigor, everything is within the pale of legitimate discourse.

00:27:40.000 So anyway, those are the two books.

00:27:41.000 I'm not doing the bookstand anymore.

00:27:43.000 I'll have to figure out what's the most aesthetic way to feature the book of the day.

00:27:48.000 Maybe it's best to just put it off screen.

00:27:49.000 We showed you.

00:27:51.000 What do you think, Ryan?

00:27:54.000 I like the helmet there, so I think the helmet has to stay no matter what.

00:27:58.000 Wherever the book goes.

00:27:58.000 I'm not in this nook.

00:28:00.000 But it looks shit.

00:28:01.000 Or what if you, like, add it to the bookshelf?

00:28:05.000 Where it's like, that seems very Mr. Rogers-y.

00:28:07.000 Oh, no, that's a good idea, you know?

00:28:09.000 Yeah.

00:28:09.000 It's like, oh, we'll take it in the bookshelf.

00:28:17.000 There we go.

00:28:17.000 Sweet.

00:28:20.000 Alright.

00:28:22.000 So, I almost blew Anthony Coomi.

00:28:26.000 Atlantic City is such a fucking dump that it's fascinating.

00:28:30.000 Look at the picture I sent you.

00:28:36.000 The picture of the...

00:28:38.000 Yeah, that.

00:28:42.000 What are you doing?

00:28:43.000 My fingers.

00:28:47.000 Is it TriCaster?

00:28:49.000 We got to buy another TriCaster.

00:28:50.000 Our whole company is contingent on that one stupid box that cost me used $15,000.

00:28:58.000 But I hear they're like $2,000 now.

00:29:01.000 Okay, look at that.

00:29:02.000 Yeah, at the bottom.

00:29:03.000 So that house you see in the bottom left is one of the nicest houses in the immediate vicinity.

00:29:09.000 But they're all like that.

00:29:12.000 Like, can you go lower?

00:29:14.000 Everything, every block has one or two homes on it, and the rest is just nothing.

00:29:19.000 Is that because a casino is waiting for them to move out to buy it and they're stubborn?

00:29:23.000 Like in the movie Up, they refuse to sell?

00:29:26.000 Is that what's going on there?

00:29:28.000 They're asking for like a million dollars for that shitty house and the casino that wants to go there only offered them like what their house is worth, which is probably, I don't know, 100 grand?

00:29:40.000 The median income in Atlantic City is $15,000.

00:29:45.000 The American average, I think, is up to $55,600 by now.

00:29:49.000 It was $50,000 when I last checked years ago.

00:29:51.000 But then the other weird thing is look across the water, and that looks like a relatively nice community.

00:29:57.000 Maybe old people from Jersey, if they want to go, they can just take a little boat over to check out the casinos.

00:30:05.000 But the people who actually live in Atlantic City, we went to a shitty diner in town, and this was an interesting incident.

00:30:12.000 So I see, when I look around, I can tell when I get made, and I got made pretty quick by this black dude who was like a real black dude, like a 70s guy.

00:30:21.000 He had a floppy Curtis Mayfield in Superfly hat, like a funky hat, and he had black chucks, and he had a bandana, and it said black power on his arm.

00:30:30.000 He's a real 70s, like foxy.

00:30:32.000 He hadn't changed since 1979.

00:30:35.000 He was a soul brother.

00:30:36.000 He had the Curtis Mayfield hat.

00:30:38.000 So I think if he comes up and confronts me, we're going to have a scene, and my wife's going to be upset.

00:30:45.000 So I'm planning my comeback, and I'm like, what the is the name of that dancing show?

00:30:49.000 Yeah, Soul Train.

00:30:50.000 I'm going to call him Superfly.

00:30:51.000 I'm going to say, calm down, Superfly.

00:30:53.000 What are you on your way to Soul Train?

00:30:55.000 I do good with outfit insults, I think.

00:30:57.000 That's pretty good.

00:30:57.000 So I've got my Soul Train Superfly thing.

00:31:00.000 Maybe I'll yell, Freddy's dead as he walks out of the diner or something.

00:31:04.000 I got my whole thing.

00:31:05.000 And he comes up to me and he goes, hey, man, I think I've seen you on the news or something.

00:31:11.000 And I go, yep, much to my chagrin.

00:31:14.000 And he goes, I've seen you a lot on the news.

00:31:18.000 And I go, yeah, I'm on the news a lot.

00:31:23.000 And before that, he goes, yeah, yeah, how you doing?

00:31:25.000 And I go, good, good.

00:31:25.000 And I give him a fist to pound to sort of say like, I'm a brother.

00:31:30.000 Unity.

00:31:32.000 And he's very careful to not say anything complimentary.

00:31:36.000 He didn't bitch.

00:31:37.000 So he's like, that's real interesting, man.

00:31:39.000 Real interesting, huh?

00:31:42.000 And he's looking at me, and then I say bye to him when we're leaving and stuff.

00:31:45.000 His wife compliments my wife's hat.

00:31:46.000 He had two boys, and he's with his son still.

00:31:50.000 Like, he's stuck around the family.

00:31:51.000 He's one of those kind of brothers.

00:31:53.000 Like in.

00:31:56.000 What's that by any means necessary?

00:31:58.000 What's that?

00:31:58.000 Boys in the hood?

00:31:59.000 Ah, yeah, a dude who's still with his son.

00:32:02.000 What's his name?

00:32:03.000 Furious something?

00:32:04.000 That kind of a dad, like a real black man.

00:32:07.000 And here's the trip.

00:32:08.000 Here's the kooky part of all this.

00:32:11.000 I think he thinks I'm a white supremacist, and I think he respects that.

00:32:18.000 He's like, he's just looking out for his people.

00:32:20.000 I could relate.

00:32:21.000 I met this cop who was very far right, we'll say.

00:32:24.000 One of the few that's like, he's borderline holocaust denier.

00:32:28.000 Oh, side note, I call David Cole a Holocaust denier.

00:32:32.000 He's technically a revisionist.

00:32:34.000 He does believe in the gas chambers and all that stuff.

00:32:36.000 So sorry I misrepresented you, David.

00:32:38.000 Yeah, that's the guy I'm thinking of.

00:32:40.000 Lawrence Fishburne.

00:32:42.000 So, yeah, this right-wing cop, he was like, I go, Farrakhan, you know, he has got Steve Snoop Dogg and Stevie Wonder.

00:32:50.000 You know, he's mainstream and he calls Jews termites.

00:32:52.000 And the guy goes, yeah, he's right.

00:32:54.000 I respect that guy a lot.

00:32:57.000 He's looking out for his people.

00:32:59.000 And I was like, okay.

00:33:00.000 I think this was the same kind of vibe where he's like, yo, I'm not going to say respect because you are Nazi.

00:33:07.000 But like he would have, in the prison, I would have a sit-down and I would represent the white, the Peckerwoods, Peckerheads.

00:33:18.000 And he'd represent the Black Brothers.

00:33:20.000 And we'd agree to like certain blocks.

00:33:23.000 And in Atlantic City, certain areas, we won't go to deal our meth.

00:33:28.000 And then you can go and deal your weed and your Coke over here.

00:33:31.000 Agreed, agreed.

00:33:34.000 And here's the scariest part.

00:33:35.000 I kind of liked it.

00:33:38.000 I liked being the representative of my people.

00:33:41.000 I'm sorry.

00:33:41.000 I'm not that.

00:33:42.000 I'm not a white supremacist.

00:33:43.000 You could see my wife and kids with me at the table, but.

00:33:48.000 You're not great at being whatever you are.

00:33:51.000 You're failing.

00:33:52.000 He had me totally wrong.

00:33:54.000 Yeah.

00:33:54.000 But in that role, I was like, oh, this feels weird.

00:33:57.000 Hello.

00:33:58.000 Yeah, I have a question.

00:34:00.000 What is there going to be for white people in this new bill?

00:34:03.000 My brothers.

00:34:08.000 And because I guess that is kind of like prison culture and ghetto culture is groups having representatives and looking out for said group and getting good at it, if you will.

00:34:21.000 Interesting note.

00:34:21.000 Getting good at it, if you will.

00:34:23.000 In the audience of that particular appearance, there were bloods and crips who had declared a truce.

00:34:30.000 Yes.

00:34:31.000 And appeared on Arsenio.

00:34:32.000 So they had a main guy and a main guy talk it out.

00:34:37.000 You said, what's there going to be for white people in this bill?

00:34:40.000 Not the $20 bill, because that's going to be Harriet Tuckman.

00:34:43.000 I wish they had a picture of her with her fucking guns, which she loved.

00:34:49.000 Not a very attractive lady.

00:34:50.000 No, she's not a smokeshow.

00:34:53.000 She's a one.

00:34:56.000 She should be on the one.

00:34:57.000 The one dollar bill.

00:35:00.000 We thought she would be most suitable on the one dollar bill singing as she is a one.

00:35:04.000 Imagine they have a one.

00:35:05.000 She's a fantastic revolutionary, saved people's lives, a huge inspiration, but also inarguably a one.

00:35:12.000 She's on the $1.1 bill.

00:35:15.000 So you have a dollar with a dime next to it.

00:35:19.000 Wait, go show the picture of my hotel room floor.

00:35:27.000 It's the worst damage.

00:35:30.000 Look at this cigar burn.

00:35:31.000 There's two cigar burns.

00:35:33.000 He fell asleep with a cigar in his hand, and it slowly burnt what you can't really see.

00:35:38.000 You could hide like four quarters in that hole.

00:35:40.000 It goes right down to the wood.

00:35:42.000 Oh, wow.

00:35:43.000 Yeah.

00:35:43.000 That's deep.

00:35:45.000 I'm kind of a bitch in that I looked at it.

00:35:48.000 I was like, I hope he was fine for this.

00:35:51.000 This is really bad.

00:35:55.000 Anyway, it was a really fun trip, and I highly recommend it.

00:36:00.000 I bet $600 on blackjack.

00:36:02.000 Yeah?

00:36:03.000 Yeah.

00:36:03.000 How'd you do?

00:36:04.000 In one hand.

00:36:05.000 Wow.

00:36:06.000 Yeah.

00:36:07.000 Anthony gave me some money, threw me a couple chips.

00:36:10.000 And my problem with blackjack is I'm not a big gambling guy.

00:36:13.000 And you start with $200, and you're working to slowly build up your money.

00:36:18.000 And it's like, this is work.

00:36:19.000 Yeah.

00:36:20.000 Stressful.

00:36:22.000 My wife, she's an Indian, right?

00:36:24.000 She grew up in a casino.

00:36:25.000 She fucking loves it.

00:36:28.000 But I just get bored.

00:36:29.000 And by the end, I'm just like, all right, I don't want to do this anymore.

00:36:32.000 I had 600 bucks.

00:36:33.000 I think I started with 400.

00:36:35.000 So I was up 200.

00:36:36.000 And I thought, wouldn't it be cool just to win with this?

00:36:38.000 So I slid.

00:36:39.000 It was a giant penis size.

00:36:41.000 Well, my penis, not yours.

00:36:44.000 It wasn't like Ryan penis.

00:36:45.000 It was like Gav penis.

00:36:47.000 And I just slid it all on and watched it disappear.

00:36:51.000 Oh.

00:36:52.000 Yep.

00:36:53.000 That's about right.

00:36:54.000 It's like betting.

00:36:55.000 When I bet people, I only bet crazy shit.

00:36:58.000 Like, bet you a fucking air conditioner falls on your head.

00:37:02.000 $100.

00:37:04.000 Yeah.

00:37:05.000 Like, I bet Sherrod Small $100 that Trump would win.

00:37:08.000 And he got the money from me and donated it to Black Lives Matter.

00:37:12.000 Fucking son of a bitch.

00:37:13.000 I doubt that.

00:37:14.000 Yeah, that's what he said he was going to do.

00:37:18.000 I feel like he'll see a new pair of sneakers on his Instagram very soon.

00:37:24.000 Also, speaking of apologies, I'm sorry the drawings are so late, the auction.

00:37:27.000 The heat was on Proud Boy so intensely that I didn't want to fuck with the auction.

00:37:34.000 And payment processors hate auctions because there's a lot of fraud that goes on, apparently.

00:37:39.000 So we were kind of hiding it for a while.

00:37:41.000 So I'm going to get back on that.

00:37:42.000 Now, I know what you're saying.

00:37:43.000 You're saying, Gavin, you could have still mailed me my picture.

00:37:46.000 I know, I know.

00:37:46.000 But while everything was on hold, I just haven't been in the mindset to send out the pictures.

00:37:52.000 I mean, Cameo got canceled for supporting Zenoa Kinsman, a black child, because they thought it was Proud Boys.

00:37:59.000 They'll happily, literally, sacrifice a small black child to make their point about Proud Boys.

00:38:05.000 What was that stupid cartoon that we just saw that was on Colbert?

00:38:10.000 They do this thing.

00:38:10.000 It's 2-3.

00:38:11.000 They do this thing called tuning politics or something.

00:38:16.000 And Flash animation doesn't, it's stiff, right?

00:38:19.000 Comedy is blobby.

00:38:22.000 And so that's why I don't like South Park, by the way.

00:38:25.000 It just doesn't, it seems too abrasive.

00:38:29.000 And this is just grim.

00:38:40.000 I don't know who the proud boys are.

00:38:42.000 I mean, you have to give me a definition because I really don't know who they are.

00:38:45.000 Someone say proud boys.

00:38:47.000 Let law enforcement do their work.

00:38:48.000 Whoops, caught you at a bad time.

00:38:50.000 Well, we're standing by.

00:38:51.000 Hey, you guys want to go be really terrible human beings?

00:38:56.000 Isn't that a cuck thing to say?

00:38:57.000 Terrible human beings.

00:38:59.000 Every time.

00:39:00.000 Like, I want to meet that guy and say, What are you talking about?

00:39:02.000 Give me an example.

00:39:05.000 Terrible human being.

00:39:06.000 It's such like a bumper sticker phrase.

00:39:09.000 It's just so lazy.

00:39:11.000 I'd prefer racist.

00:39:12.000 Hey, guys, you want to go be racist?

00:39:14.000 At least that's funny.

00:39:15.000 Right.

00:39:16.000 Terrible human beings.

00:39:17.000 That's like, what's his name?

00:39:20.000 The biggest pussy in the world, Judd Apatow, when he showed a picture of me and Tucker.

00:39:25.000 The worst that humanity has to offer.

00:39:26.000 The worst that humanity has to offer.

00:39:28.000 Saying human is really juvenile.

00:39:31.000 My little kid would say it.

00:39:34.000 He would say human all the time.

00:39:35.000 It's just childish.

00:39:37.000 Terrible human beings.

00:39:39.000 Yeah.

00:39:40.000 I mean, the worst, you know, akin to like, you know, people that slaughter people.

00:39:45.000 Like, fucking.

00:39:46.000 Yeah, do you mean like...

00:39:48.000 Well, I saw this other cartoon where they were talking, like, he was making fun of Proud Boys and saying, showing the different rooms to join.

00:39:54.000 There's one room where you learn how to stab people.

00:39:56.000 No, they get stabbed.

00:39:58.000 There's been zero examples of them stabbing people.

00:40:04.000 Wish I could find that Apatow tweet.

00:40:06.000 That's not important.

00:40:10.000 I want to get into hot chicks, but we have to do a little bit of news.

00:40:14.000 Oh, I can't resist showing you this.

00:40:17.000 Look at this mathematical question my son got wrong in class.

00:40:24.000 What's this under?

00:40:25.000 It's a picture?

00:40:30.000 No, it's a picture?

00:40:31.000 There you go.

00:40:38.000 Minus 4 plus 3 squared minus 2 times 6.

00:40:43.000 He did the 2 times 6 first.

00:40:47.000 That's wrong.

00:40:49.000 You're supposed to go from left to right.

00:40:51.000 Why?

00:40:52.000 The 2 times 6 is totally isolated by that minus sign.

00:40:57.000 It's all on its own.

00:40:58.000 It doesn't matter when you do it.

00:41:00.000 So it's minus 4.

00:41:02.000 So he was supposed to go minus 4 plus 3 squared minus 2 times 6.

00:41:06.000 Then he goes minus 4 plus 9.

00:41:08.000 I think he's allowed to do the 12 at that point.

00:41:11.000 And then 5 minus 12.

00:41:13.000 He got the right answer because it's correct.

00:41:15.000 And as my dad pointed out, my dad, if this happened to me, my dad would torture the fucking teacher.

00:41:20.000 He once, I got a question right that was marked wrong, and he tormented this teacher so much that she almost quit her job.

00:41:28.000 But like, as my dad points out, you do multiplication first.

00:41:33.000 Always.

00:41:34.000 It supersedes any kind of left-to-right rule that you magically invented.

00:41:39.000 Multiplication happens first.

00:41:41.000 Isn't that weird?

00:41:43.000 What could possibly go wrong when you multiply things after a minus sign?

00:41:50.000 If you're counting money, who fucking cares if you count your hundreds first?

00:41:55.000 This is insane.

00:41:57.000 And he lost four points.

00:41:58.000 He got a 96 out of 100.

00:42:00.000 So he lost a perfect score because of this error.

00:42:05.000 Holy shit, it made me so fucking.

00:42:07.000 Unless that, like that section of this, if it could be anything other than multiplication, it matters, you know, but for multiplication to actually does work, then she should give him the credit for it.

00:42:17.000 Be like, that's the exception.

00:42:18.000 But if that was something else, it would fuck it up.

00:42:21.000 Like if it was plus or division or something, it would be out of order.

00:42:25.000 But you did it right because it's multiplication.

00:42:27.000 And then give them the points.

00:42:28.000 Sure, sure.

00:42:30.000 That works.

00:42:31.000 But so the problem with being Gavin McInnes is you call the school and it's a big scene.

00:42:37.000 Like even me dropping my kids off at my youngest off at school is a big to-do and blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.

00:42:43.000 Whisper, whisper.

00:42:44.000 All four points?

00:42:46.000 I had to take off all four points because you started with a multiple.

00:42:48.000 So that could have been a four out of the hundred, but he got a zero.

00:42:53.000 Come on.

00:42:55.000 Fucking three.

00:42:56.000 So I can't not go there.

00:42:58.000 My dad will never speak to me again if I don't confront this teacher.

00:43:03.000 Because that's just insane.

00:43:11.000 What else?

00:43:12.000 We got to move.

00:43:13.000 Okay, just one little tiny piece of news.

00:43:15.000 New York City, another reason, it's not just the taxes and the shitty human beings that has made me decide to finally give up on this town.

00:43:23.000 It's the fact that crime is back to 19, I'd say 89.

00:43:31.000 And Coulter agrees.

00:43:32.000 New York is 1989.

00:43:33.000 It's not as bad as 1980.

00:43:35.000 Definitely not as bad as the 70s.

00:43:37.000 But we're pre-just before Giuliani kind of days.

00:43:40.000 Look at this.

00:43:42.000 A group of teen, black teens, attack a 26-year-old man in Manhattan Stream with a cell phone, pants, underwear, and shoes.

00:43:50.000 This is in Chinatown.

00:43:51.000 They just decide to get together in a pack and say, let's go beat up a Chinese guy.

00:43:55.000 So they hunt this random Chinese.

00:43:59.000 I guess he's their age.

00:44:00.000 They beat his ass and take everything.

00:44:02.000 He's naked when they're done with him.

00:44:05.000 Look at that.

00:44:06.000 Two girls show up.

00:44:06.000 I'll get involved.

00:44:07.000 Isn't that a sex crime, technically?

00:44:10.000 You know what it is?

00:44:12.000 We should have put this in the racism section because it's a hate crime.

00:44:15.000 It's a racist hate crime that no one will talk about.

00:44:18.000 Look, they're jumping on him.

00:44:20.000 Look at that.

00:44:22.000 Holy shit, they're stomping on him.

00:44:24.000 That's their move.

00:44:26.000 I'll bet you anything they didn't know that kid.

00:44:28.000 Chinatown is very segregated.

00:44:30.000 Like, there's people who were born in Chinatown who don't learn English.

00:44:33.000 They have Chinese schools down there.

00:44:36.000 And there was this bar we used to go to, a karaoke bar called Winnie's in Chinatown.

00:44:40.000 And they hated that white people were going there.

00:44:43.000 It was so weird.

00:44:45.000 You'd see anti-white graffiti in the bathroom.

00:44:48.000 Like, get fucking white people out of this bar.

00:44:51.000 Go home, whitey.

00:44:53.000 Like, they live there.

00:44:54.000 They go to school there.

00:44:55.000 They date there.

00:44:55.000 They speak English and Mandarin to each other.

00:44:58.000 That's their China.

00:45:00.000 China.

00:45:01.000 China.

00:45:03.000 That was...

00:45:05.000 That was...

00:45:06.000 You know, I want to see a bunch of Chinese people like with their aprons on and the cleavers, like dual-wielding cleavers.

00:45:11.000 Like, we want revenge.

00:45:13.000 Well, that's what it was like in the gangs of New York days, right?

00:45:15.000 Yep.

00:45:15.000 That seems pretty cute.

00:45:17.000 All right.

00:45:17.000 So I saw Lita Ford come into my feed for some reason.

00:45:23.000 Some spam about her birthday.

00:45:25.000 And I thought, I look at her and I see this sort of trailer trash kind of broad.

00:45:29.000 And I go, I remember when she was a goddess to me.

00:45:33.000 And then I'm looking at her and I'm like, she's 30.

00:45:35.000 And I realized almost every chick I was into as a kid was 30.

00:45:44.000 Joan Jett, Pat Benatar, Patty Smythe, all of them, Cindy Lauper.

00:45:50.000 Well, here, let's go through them.

00:46:00.000 When I was a young man and a kid, we were attracted to sixes that were 30 years old.

00:46:06.000 I don't know why.

00:46:08.000 It seems pretty healthy to me.

00:46:09.000 It might be because boomers were controlling everything, and grown men don't really want to fuck 20-year-olds.

00:46:15.000 If you are attracted to Ariana Grande, you're a fucking perv, dude.

00:46:20.000 You want someone who's been broken in a bit who will have some moves.

00:46:24.000 And as a dad, we're attracted to...

00:46:26.000 I'm actually attracted to 40-year-olds now.

00:46:29.000 And maybe even 50, I could do my own age.

00:46:32.000 Maybe even 60.

00:46:34.000 I would say your range gets much wider as you get older.

00:46:36.000 That's off topic, though.

00:46:37.000 When I was a young man, in 1980, I was 10.

00:46:40.000 And there was only two exceptions to this rule.

00:46:43.000 It was Princess Leia in Star Wars.

00:46:46.000 She was 21 in the first one.

00:46:50.000 But she looks like a 30-year-old, doesn't she?

00:46:53.000 And she's a six.

00:46:55.000 It's a very healthy and realistic simp to lust after a 30-year-old six.

00:47:03.000 There's a lot of them.

00:47:05.000 That's like being hungry for rice or toast.

00:47:10.000 I really want a grilled cheese.

00:47:11.000 You can get one, dude.

00:47:12.000 Get some cheddar.

00:47:13.000 Get some wonder bread.

00:47:14.000 That's all you need, my man.

00:47:18.000 Yeah.

00:47:18.000 And then the other exception was Belinda Carlisle in the Go-Go's.

00:47:22.000 We got the Beat came out in, I think, 82 or so.

00:47:26.000 And she was 21.

00:47:29.000 I don't really remember lusting her, though.

00:47:32.000 And she looks like a 21-year-old.

00:47:35.000 I remember thinking they were really cool and liking their songs.

00:47:38.000 Turn it up.

00:47:48.000 It's weird, too, when you see these.

00:47:50.000 Because I remember being 14 and looking at her and thinking she was a beautiful old lady.

00:47:54.000 And now I look at her and I see a child.

00:47:58.000 Like, if she was dressed skimpier, I'd be worried about her being cold.

00:48:05.000 Okay, so now those are the exceptions.

00:48:07.000 We always start with the exceptions.

00:48:09.000 But yeah, I'm going back over it and I'm like, every, every fucking chick, like Lita Ford.

00:48:15.000 Kiss Me Deadly is a Generation X album.

00:48:18.000 It's also a Lita Ford song.

00:48:19.000 It's a 1955 horror movie about a murderer, I think.

00:48:23.000 And this woman, she's British, but she grew up in San Diego, I think.

00:48:27.000 She's 31 here.

00:48:29.000 Doesn't she look like she buys a carton of cigarettes at a time?

00:48:33.000 She's your friend's mom.

00:48:36.000 Totally gettable.

00:48:37.000 Look at her.

00:48:38.000 Total Long Island vibe.

00:48:41.000 Like, she's one.

00:48:43.000 Say you have a spare and a pair.

00:48:45.000 She's your spare.

00:48:46.000 And she's the funnest chick to fuck because she's fun to hang out with too after.

00:48:51.000 But you're like, I'm not going to marry her.

00:48:52.000 She's not hot enough.

00:48:54.000 That's how I see her now.

00:48:55.000 But when I was a little kid, this was just like looking into heaven.

00:49:00.000 I could not see the slightest flaw with her.

00:49:04.000 She was absolutely 100% perfect.

00:49:06.000 And I would have given anything in the world just to touch the back of one of her shoulder blades with my finger.

00:49:12.000 Just boop.

00:49:13.000 That would be paradise.

00:49:14.000 I'd probably faint with joy.

00:49:16.000 She was the hottest fucking thing in the world.

00:49:18.000 I remember there was a rumor that Lemmy fucked her from Motorhead.

00:49:22.000 And I remember just thinking, like, I would suck his dick just to taste her vagina.

00:49:27.000 And now I look at her and I'm like, that's a six.

00:49:29.000 That's a solid Long Island smoker mom.

00:49:33.000 And we worshipped her.

00:49:34.000 Another one, who is this now?

00:49:38.000 Number two.

00:49:39.000 She was 31 in 1990.

00:49:42.000 Oh yeah, this one was crazy.

00:49:44.000 Like I, because she, her bangs and the fact that her boots went to her thighs in all their concerts, this was a fucking, like you would get dizzy.

00:49:53.000 I would be 13, I guess, when this came out.

00:49:55.000 No, 1990, I was 20.

00:49:58.000 But I remember thinking, like, I want to murder her entire family just to get near her.

00:50:05.000 And now I look at her and I'm like, that's a six.

00:50:12.000 Look at her.

00:50:14.000 Okay, maybe 7.5.

00:50:17.000 No.

00:50:18.000 The highest can go seven, but because of those thigh highs and her bangs in her eyes, we were like, we couldn't conceive of a more beautiful woman.

00:50:30.000 She's dead now, by the way.

00:50:31.000 What the fuck was that?

00:50:33.000 We've talked about this before, and I think we've shown that video.

00:50:37.000 What are you doing?

00:50:38.000 Why is that there?

00:50:41.000 And she's talking about touching herself?

00:50:43.000 Like, you'd have to run to the bathroom and beat off every time this video came up.

00:50:50.000 And here's another one.

00:50:51.000 This was considered the most seminal poster of my generation.

00:50:56.000 Every boy had this on his bedroom wall.

00:50:59.000 If you didn't, you were a fag.

00:51:01.000 You would get beaten up for not having this poster.

00:51:03.000 It was everywhere.

00:51:05.000 And it was 1976.

00:51:07.000 She was 31.

00:51:09.000 They're almost 30 and 31.

00:51:13.000 That's a 30-year-old woman you're looking at.

00:51:15.000 She's got a couple of laugh lines.

00:51:16.000 She's been around the block.

00:51:18.000 She's probably fucked like 20 dudes at this point.

00:51:21.000 I'm keeping in mind the time.

00:51:23.000 In modern times, she would have fucked 100 by now.

00:51:24.000 Women have just become fucking whores.

00:51:27.000 I was reading the other day about a young girl who needed a colostomy bag because her porn-addicted boyfriend fucked her in the ass so many times.

00:51:37.000 Like young girls now, 19-year-old girls, are having trouble with distended anuses because these boys watch porn and expect them to be like the porn stars.

00:51:47.000 They're getting beat up in there.

00:51:49.000 So that's a 31-year-old woman, and we would look at this, and it was just like, it was like having Jesus Christ on your wall.

00:51:55.000 Like every ounce of her was perfect.

00:51:58.000 Now, this is not a six, clearly.

00:52:01.000 This I'm sort of, by bringing this up to show you that she was older.

00:52:05.000 We didn't lust young girls is the whole point of this video.

00:52:08.000 But what would you say she is?

00:52:10.000 She's like an 8.5?

00:52:14.000 See, my problem with this is, I'll show you a video in a sec.

00:52:17.000 This cow catcher chin.

00:52:18.000 You know, the front of a train has that thing to scoop cows out of the way?

00:52:22.000 It's just too masculine for me.

00:52:25.000 I want a little bit of plump.

00:52:26.000 Maybe I'm just jealous that she has a chin.

00:52:30.000 This was my very first boner, though.

00:52:31.000 This was 1978.

00:52:32.000 I was eight.

00:52:33.000 Now, I'm not trying to sexualize children by saying I was a horny eight-year-old.

00:52:38.000 I think I did literally have a boner.

00:52:39.000 Babies get boners.

00:52:40.000 It's not a thing, a problem.

00:52:41.000 But I remember seeing this as a, would I be nine?

00:52:45.000 As an eight-year-old.

00:52:46.000 I remember seeing this and just going, I like that.

00:52:49.000 When I get older, I want one of those things.

00:52:51.000 The way she moves, I guess that's when you know you're not gay.

00:52:56.000 Just the way that she's just so feminine.

00:52:59.000 She's Blivian, I believe.

00:53:05.000 You look at her moves there and it's so clear that's not a man.

00:53:09.000 You know what I mean?

00:53:10.000 Like, I think this is what homos and drag queens and trans people are trying to mimic.

00:53:15.000 But you just see, like, even the way she swings the cave thing, the club, it's just so feminine.

00:53:23.000 The way she stands.

00:53:26.000 The way she moves her neck.

00:53:28.000 And again, 30 years old.

00:53:30.000 Maybe I should de-emphasize the whole six thing.

00:53:33.000 That's getting less common as we research this topic.

00:53:36.000 But the 30-year-old thing.

00:53:38.000 Maybe the ideal age for a woman is 30.

00:53:40.000 Now, if you want to have lots of kids, you kind of got to knock her up at 25.

00:53:44.000 But I think women might peak at 30.

00:53:47.000 Not the commonly accepted 21 or whatever it is.

00:53:51.000 Olivia Newton-John at the end of Greece.

00:53:54.000 When this movie came out, she was a 30-year-old.

00:53:58.000 And again, it was just, I have such a clear perspective as an old man now, but back when you weren't getting laid, so I would be what, what year was this?

00:54:07.000 1978.

00:54:08.000 So obviously I wasn't getting laid.

00:54:10.000 It's when I was eight.

00:54:11.000 But I remember just like, we didn't see a flaw with that.

00:54:16.000 That was just like looking into the eye of God.

00:54:20.000 You felt like you were a black hole when you stared at her.

00:54:24.000 Turn it up.

00:54:27.000 What a homo.

00:54:32.000 No, you're not.

00:54:33.000 Is he just imagining that her legs are dicks?

00:54:36.000 Black cocks.

00:54:40.000 But they cropped her shoes.

00:54:41.000 The shoes were the best part.

00:54:43.000 She had red leather mules, I believe.

00:54:47.000 Yeah.

00:54:47.000 Look at those.

00:54:56.000 I wanted to be that cigarette when I was eight.

00:55:00.000 So I was an eight-year-old lusting a 30-year-old woman.

00:55:07.000 Debbie Harry, Heart of Glass, right?

00:55:11.000 That was their big hit.

00:55:12.000 And we thought she was, she is a fucking goddess.

00:55:14.000 Yeah, I'm officially dropping the six girl next door thing.

00:55:18.000 Because Blondie in this video might be the most beautiful creature that has ever existed in the universe.

00:55:24.000 And again, just like Raquel Welch, so undeniably feminine.

00:55:32.000 Look at that.

00:55:35.000 This is a 30-year-old.

00:55:41.000 You know what's interesting about Debbie Harry?

00:55:44.000 Her mom was a slut.

00:55:46.000 She was a musician.

00:55:47.000 She was actually a concert pianist.

00:55:49.000 She got pregnant.

00:55:50.000 Pianist, I said.

00:55:51.000 She got pregnant and she said, I don't want a fucking kid.

00:55:53.000 I want to keep sucking dicks and partying and being a hot slut.

00:55:56.000 And so they gave her to this Christian couple in New Jersey.

00:55:59.000 And they raised her very nice, very prim and proper.

00:56:02.000 They're upper middle class.

00:56:03.000 And what happens when she gets some independence?

00:56:05.000 She just becomes her mom.

00:56:07.000 She's cool.

00:56:08.000 When I say slut, you know what I mean, a sexual.

00:56:10.000 I'm not saying it in a negative, particularly negative way, although I'm bummed her mom abandoned her.

00:56:14.000 We could have done both, lady.

00:56:17.000 But the reason I'm bringing this up, as we learned from Steven Pinker, you are who you are at birth.

00:56:26.000 And when you're like a sexy music lady, you're going to give birth to a sexy music lady.

00:56:31.000 And she's going to be just like you.

00:56:33.000 You are your parents, by the way.

00:56:34.000 I hope you young people realize that.

00:56:37.000 What a fucking smoke show.

00:56:40.000 And a 31-year-old.

00:56:43.000 I met her once when she was a bitch, but let me explain.

00:56:48.000 That New York 70s scene, that's their shtick.

00:56:51.000 They're dicks.

00:56:52.000 Like Lou Reed would never shake anyone's hand and always wear sunglasses.

00:56:57.000 I think they do it now because people expect that.

00:57:00.000 And it's sort of become their brand.

00:57:02.000 Like I met the dude who did all the silk screening for Andy Warhol.

00:57:07.000 Same era, right?

00:57:08.000 And I go, hey man, how you doing?

00:57:09.000 And he just goes like this.

00:57:12.000 Fuck you.

00:57:15.000 Okay, so that's another 31-year-old we all lusted.

00:57:20.000 Oh wait, she was 34.

00:57:21.000 She was 34 in that video.

00:57:23.000 Or Stevie Nicks.

00:57:27.000 She was just a goddess to us.

00:57:29.000 And when we heard that she did Coke up her butthole, we were so jealous of whoever got to do that.

00:57:35.000 Now, how old was I now?

00:57:39.000 I think that was like 85.

00:57:42.000 But look how mediocre she is.

00:57:46.000 Ryan, I can't see anything.

00:57:48.000 83, so I was 13, and this was the most beautiful woman in the world.

00:57:52.000 If she wasn't Stevie Nicks and my friend showed up and this was his girlfriend, I would just think, oh, she's probably really funny.

00:57:59.000 She's probably got a great personality.

00:58:00.000 That's why they're together.

00:58:02.000 Or she's incredible in bed or something.

00:58:05.000 Because it's not the looks.

00:58:07.000 That's a six.

00:58:09.000 It's a 35-year-old six.

00:58:12.000 And we were obsessed with her.

00:58:17.000 We were into old ladies.

00:58:30.000 Yeah, Cindy Lauper.

00:58:33.000 So she was born in when?

00:58:35.000 She was born in 53.

00:58:41.000 She's born in 53.

00:58:42.000 And then She's So Unusual came out in 83.

00:58:47.000 This is getting spooky.

00:58:53.000 Do we really lust?

00:58:54.000 We didn't really lust her, though.

00:58:58.000 Patty Smythe was only 26 with shooting at the walls of Heartache.

00:59:03.000 Bang, bang.

00:59:08.000 Um.

00:59:10.000 Okay, what's next?

00:59:12.000 Got all that done.

00:59:14.000 Got all this done.

00:59:17.000 Oh yeah, look at this.

00:59:20.000 You know I was talking about that Farah Faucet cowcatcher chin?

00:59:22.000 They made a bunch of hunks into chicks, and it shows what I'm talking about.

00:59:26.000 1-5?

00:59:30.000 You know what I mean?

00:59:33.000 Yeah.

00:59:34.000 That's a strong drawline.

00:59:37.000 A lot of hot Victoria's Secret models, you just put a suit on them, give them a mustache, give them a short haircut, and they look like handsome men.

00:59:46.000 Who's that guy?

00:59:47.000 I don't know.

00:59:47.000 Who's that guy?

00:59:50.000 Tom Hardy.

00:59:54.000 I'm convinced to this day that my wife had sex with me once while pretending I was Tom Hardy.

01:00:02.000 Because she was very into it one night.

01:00:06.000 After watching.

01:00:06.000 And we had just watched a bear movie with Leonardo DiCaprio.

01:00:10.000 Wherein Tom Hardy has been scalped.

01:00:13.000 He has half his head on.

01:00:15.000 And my wife finds him more attractive than me.

01:00:23.000 Okay, let's start our new section on gayness.

01:00:27.000 Do you got a gay intro?

01:00:29.000 We do.

01:00:32.000 Why are you gay?

01:00:34.000 I felt ugly.

01:00:34.000 I felt gay.

01:00:35.000 And then we fell in love.

01:00:37.000 And then they get to the boot, and we have a very good relationship.

01:00:41.000 And I ain't no like the game.

01:00:42.000 You don't want to be a close-up picture.

01:00:44.000 You ain't gay.

01:00:46.000 You ugly.

01:00:47.000 Homophobe alert.

01:00:49.000 This is a little too long.

01:00:51.000 Just like a smidge?

01:00:52.000 Yeah, the homophobe alert.

01:00:54.000 So there is a war on the word fag.

01:00:57.000 First they came for our N-words.

01:00:59.000 Now they're coming for our F-words.

01:01:01.000 It didn't hurt to say goodbye to N, but it's not easy.

01:01:06.000 I can't say goodbye to retard.

01:01:08.000 I get the argument.

01:01:10.000 I know if I had a kid with Down syndrome, I would hate that word.

01:01:14.000 And it's not fair then to have a double standard.

01:01:17.000 But I just can't let it go.

01:01:19.000 And faggot?

01:01:21.000 Really?

01:01:22.000 You're taking away faggot?

01:01:23.000 It's used as an anti-gay thing like 5% of the time.

01:01:28.000 It means shit.

01:01:31.000 And it means wimp.

01:01:33.000 Like when you, a lot of gays, I've actually started using the word sub-fag because the gays I used to live next to upstate would build like a chicken coop, brew their own beer, renovate their own basement.

01:01:46.000 You don't see young millennials.

01:01:48.000 Ryan couldn't renovate a paper bag.

01:01:51.000 I could.

01:01:52.000 Look at how you fix the studio garbage can with like little pieces of yellow electrical tape.

01:01:58.000 Yeah.

01:01:59.000 That's you.

01:02:00.000 So you know how a fag would rebuild that whole thing from scratch.

01:02:05.000 A plastic container?

01:02:07.000 Yeah.

01:02:07.000 Jesus.

01:02:12.000 This is a really good one.

01:02:14.000 1-7.

01:02:15.000 So this guy said something homophobic.

01:02:18.000 Pull it up.

01:02:20.000 So that guy who's crying in the picture said, reporter who criticized Petroleum's anti-gay past.

01:02:27.000 So this guy you see right there, he's a Detroit Lion coach, and he said something really horrible.

01:02:32.000 You ready for this?

01:02:33.000 Maybe if there's any kids in the room, you might want to leave because you're about to hear vile, bile spew out of my mouth.

01:02:42.000 I'm about to become a really terrible human being.

01:02:45.000 You ready for this?

01:02:46.000 He said that at his college, no, that's not it, Meathead.

01:02:50.000 At his college, men were men and women were women.

01:02:54.000 Men like women and women like men.

01:02:56.000 Oh, that's it.

01:02:57.000 He was proud to attend a university where men like women and women like men.

01:03:00.000 That's his sin.

01:03:03.000 What?

01:03:05.000 I have to sort of squint my eyes just to find how that's offensive.

01:03:11.000 Men like women and women like men.

01:03:12.000 So I guess he's sort of saying it's not a very gay college.

01:03:18.000 So, yeah, and then some gay people were hurt.

01:03:22.000 Oh, well, poor babies.

01:03:23.000 Free Sports does a smear job piece trying to get someone canceled, conservative author Mike Cernovich tweeted.

01:03:27.000 The reporter who wrote the piece has years.

01:03:29.000 Yes, so this must have been Cernovich who did this.

01:03:32.000 Good, kind work.

01:03:34.000 And what did this guy do?

01:03:36.000 He said, what the fuck is a Michigan man bra?

01:03:39.000 Michigan man bra.

01:03:40.000 Oh, a huge fag.

01:03:44.000 Mildly embarrassed to admit that Starships is my favorite song right now.

01:03:48.000 Yeah, always knew you were a fag.

01:03:49.000 Ha ha, fag.

01:03:53.000 It's so sweet when they get hoisted on their own retard.

01:03:58.000 But that's not the only fag in sports.

01:04:00.000 By the way, did you see the football game on Sunday?

01:04:03.000 No.

01:04:03.000 It was amazing.

01:04:05.000 Wow.

01:04:05.000 Tampa fucking cleaned up.

01:04:08.000 That whatever they spent to get Tom Brady was a good move.

01:04:11.000 Holy crap.

01:04:12.000 He threw the fucking football the length of the field.

01:04:15.000 Really?

01:04:16.000 Yes, basically.

01:04:19.000 Savage interceptions.

01:04:22.000 My bartender bet on Green Bay.

01:04:24.000 You know why?

01:04:25.000 Porque.

01:04:26.000 Because he figured Tampa wouldn't be able to handle the cold because they're from Florida.

01:04:31.000 I go, that's the dumbest thing I've ever heard.

01:04:33.000 And he lost his temper.

01:04:35.000 I've never seen him that mad, actually.

01:04:36.000 And he's a liberal and I'm a Trump guy.

01:04:37.000 We've argued about politics all the time, but that set him off.

01:04:40.000 I guess because he realized he was about to lose some money.

01:04:46.000 I don't really, I'm not a big football guy, but it was, even as an outsider, it was.

01:04:51.000 Definitely my favorite sport, but I don't follow it unless it's...

01:04:55.000 I didn't know who to follow because Tom Brady is Irish.

01:04:57.000 He's a Brady, so I feel inclined to do that.

01:04:59.000 But then My wife's from Madison, so it's a big Green Bay family.

01:05:03.000 I was torn.

01:05:04.000 I ended up rooting for Green Bay.

01:05:06.000 I just root for a good game.

01:05:07.000 I don't really care.

01:05:09.000 And it was close till the very end.

01:05:13.000 It looked like Green Bay was going to pull it back.

01:05:15.000 I like the underdog.

01:05:16.000 I'll switch in a game.

01:05:17.000 Be like, you know, now I'm rooting for them.

01:05:18.000 In the fight, show the Conor McGregor fight.

01:05:21.000 During that thing, Anthony goes, how much for Conor McGregor?

01:05:27.000 If I put down 200, they go, you make like 210.

01:05:31.000 He's like, nah.

01:05:32.000 And so he wrote down on his betting slip, the other guy.

01:05:36.000 He didn't even know Poire.

01:05:39.000 So he was watching the fight go, go, other guy, go, other guy.

01:05:44.000 Everyone was chanting, other guy, other guy.

01:05:48.000 Oh, it was brutal, man.

01:05:51.000 I really felt like, you know, with Deontay Wilder, when he got punched so hard, his eardrum came out of his ear, basically.

01:05:57.000 And you're looking at it and you're like, that's Deontay Wilder's done.

01:06:00.000 I'm never going to see him in a ring again.

01:06:02.000 And I sort of felt like that when I saw Conor McGregor get knocked out.

01:06:06.000 I was just like, you're looking at the end of a career, especially these days.

01:06:11.000 You know, Jack Dempsey was around for fucking 40 years of fighting.

01:06:16.000 Muhammad Ali almost died of old age in the ring.

01:06:20.000 But post-Tyson, I think you got like five years.

01:06:24.000 Full fight video.

01:06:25.000 Ooh, don't lie to me.

01:06:27.000 No, they're lying.

01:06:30.000 You just want to see his knockout.

01:06:33.000 It was just like bang, bang, bang.

01:06:35.000 You were watching.

01:06:36.000 It wasn't luck.

01:06:37.000 It wasn't some crazy roundhouse kick.

01:06:40.000 It was just you're watching a superior fighter beat a guy who's on his way out.

01:06:45.000 It was a cool.

01:06:46.000 Arnold McGregor's striking coach used to watch the Gavin McInnes show.

01:06:50.000 I hope he's not watching this and getting pissed off at me.

01:06:53.000 That's just my theory, dude.

01:06:54.000 John, if you're watching, that's what it looked like to me.

01:06:58.000 If he does come back and kick ass, all the power do you.

01:07:02.000 I'm very proud of you.

01:07:03.000 It's kind of like when James Brown would pretend to have a hernia and fall, and then when he comes back, everybody's like, woohoo!

01:07:09.000 No, Detective Shitty, it's not like that.

01:07:12.000 So you don't have his knockout?

01:07:15.000 It was trending.

01:07:18.000 There you go.

01:07:19.000 Oh, cool.

01:07:22.000 Look.

01:07:23.000 One, two.

01:07:26.000 Three, four, five, six.

01:07:30.000 Seven, eight.

01:07:33.000 That's not luck.

01:07:34.000 He didn't want to move that.

01:07:35.000 That's not like he dropped his chin and he got knocked out.

01:07:37.000 That was just beautiful hits.

01:07:43.000 That's one, the one that I think started it.

01:07:45.000 That right.

01:07:46.000 And he just couldn't get back.

01:07:48.000 He didn't get a chance to breathe.

01:07:52.000 What a moment for Poire.

01:07:55.000 Poire?

01:07:56.000 Poirier?

01:07:57.000 I think he needed to be more of an asshole going in because he was real respectful beforehand.

01:08:01.000 Everybody was like, oh, it's cool to see him being all respectful.

01:08:04.000 And I was like, I don't know.

01:08:06.000 Because when you're a cocky bastard, you have to back it up.

01:08:10.000 And when you're a polite gentleman guy, you're not as into it, I think.

01:08:13.000 But look at that, you know.

01:08:14.000 Act fierce for the photo op.

01:08:16.000 You get in the face even.

01:08:18.000 Make it look intense.

01:08:20.000 And then afterwards, it's like, okay, let me shake your hand with two hands.

01:08:22.000 All right.

01:08:23.000 Great job.

01:08:24.000 Right here.

01:08:25.000 So that's another.

01:08:25.000 That's like your sixth shitty theory.

01:08:27.000 Thank you for this today.

01:08:29.000 No, I think him.

01:08:30.000 Can we get a counter on the bottom of the screen for all of your terrible theories?

01:08:35.000 Him being an asshole helps him in the ring, I think, because he has to back it up.

01:08:38.000 Yeah, I know what you think.

01:08:40.000 And I'm calling it detective shitty.

01:08:43.000 Anyway, we got off track here.

01:08:45.000 What's 1-8?

01:08:46.000 Another faggot problem?

01:08:49.000 Oh, yeah, this was a golfing one.

01:08:51.000 So this is an interesting take on getting caught.

01:08:55.000 You say, yes, I am homophobic.

01:08:58.000 I'm going to rehab to be cured.

01:09:02.000 Justin Thomas has agreed to enter a re-education facility.

01:09:06.000 We are officially at North Korean levels.

01:09:11.000 We have officially have reached the point where we have a re-education camps.

01:09:17.000 He's going to enter a re-education facility after admitting he is homophobic.

01:09:20.000 He has asked his sponsors, Titlist, Titlist, can I pronounce that word?

01:09:25.000 Foot Joy and City, not to drop him until he can restore his reputation.

01:09:30.000 That's a first.

01:09:32.000 Hey, we heard you said the N-word in 1986.

01:09:36.000 Yes, I did.

01:09:36.000 I'm racist.

01:09:38.000 I'm going to go and fix it now.

01:09:41.000 What?

01:09:44.000 That's what I should say to all the people who hate me.

01:09:47.000 I go, yes, I am.

01:09:48.000 You're right.

01:09:49.000 I am a white supremacist, but I'm going to a re-education facility to get it cleaned out of my brain.

01:09:56.000 Holy shit.

01:09:58.000 Wouldn't that be hilarious?

01:09:59.000 Not bad.

01:10:02.000 I'm not racist anymore.

01:10:04.000 I forget who sells that shirt.

01:10:06.000 So go to the New York Post article because it has a clip of him.

01:10:12.000 There's two links under 1.8.

01:10:16.000 You have the audio of it.

01:10:17.000 And this is a great example of how Faggot isn't gay.

01:10:21.000 A golf ball is not gay.

01:10:24.000 Oh, your fucking shit never works.

01:10:31.000 R at four bones?

01:10:33.000 Yeah, so easy for him to knock that birdie putt pass when you putt it through the first cut here or the fairway cut of rough.

01:10:41.000 It's so difficult to pick up how coarse the grass is going to be and what direction it's going to go.

01:10:45.000 And that one just got away from him as he tried to putt aggressively through it.

01:10:50.000 Ouch.

01:10:51.000 Bag.

01:10:54.000 Back, faggot.

01:10:55.000 Really unhappy with that one.

01:10:56.000 You know, he struggled.

01:10:58.000 What are you supposed to do when you're in your workshop and you hit your thumb with a hammer?

01:11:02.000 Ouch, my thumb hurts.

01:11:04.000 It could have been, you know what?

01:11:06.000 His save, it could have been like, I was going to say fuck, and then I was like, I'm going to say dag nab it.

01:11:11.000 And then he was like, I said faggot.

01:11:13.000 Just dagged it.

01:11:15.000 But one of the reasons I don't want to give up on faggot is because I was raised on faggot.

01:11:23.000 I was raised as a faggot.

01:11:26.000 Like at 1.9.

01:11:30.000 There's several volumes of these.

01:11:38.000 Horace.

01:11:44.000 Oops.

01:11:45.000 It's Horace.

01:11:46.000 I guess I must have a stupidity problem.

01:11:49.000 What'd you say faggot?

01:11:50.000 What'd you say?

01:11:51.000 Shit, you're an asshole.

01:11:57.000 Say, man, you ever played ball?

01:11:58.000 You got a good build.

01:11:59.000 What are you?

01:12:00.000 Fag?

01:12:01.000 No, I'm just trying to break the ice.

01:12:03.000 I like ice.

01:12:04.000 Leave it the fuck alone.

01:12:06.000 No, no.

01:12:07.000 Milk?

01:12:09.000 You don't know what you carry yourself.

01:12:10.000 You're not a fag, are you?

01:12:12.000 No, no, no, I am really attractive.

01:12:14.000 I am really attracted to you, Christ.

01:12:16.000 You are a fag.

01:12:16.000 Okay, well, we can share recipes if you like, Darlene.

01:12:20.000 Darlene, miles look good.

01:12:24.000 I ain't no fag.

01:12:27.000 This is really, really dark, right?

01:12:29.000 Yeah.

01:12:30.000 But I don't think our viewers can see anything.

01:12:38.000 Hey, Ram, doesn't this cafeteria have a no fags allowed rule?

01:12:43.000 Oh, yeah.

01:12:44.000 They seem to have an open door policy for assholes, though, don't they?

01:12:47.000 Oh, oh, so cool.

01:12:50.000 Yeah, they seem to have an open door.

01:12:52.000 Try the Jack Nichols.

01:12:54.000 Yeah, you like to suck big dicks?

01:12:56.000 Cut it out.

01:12:57.000 Say I like to suck big dicks.

01:13:00.000 Wait, what?

01:13:01.000 So what's the story with you two, you couple of fags?

01:13:09.000 Cheat man!

01:13:10.000 You know you fucking with him!

01:13:12.000 Do you?

01:13:13.000 You fucking faggot!

01:13:14.000 Do you know who you're fucking with?

01:13:16.000 No, I didn't know that, but you know what he did?

01:13:18.000 Insulted Billy.

01:13:19.000 Then I walked over to him politely.

01:13:20.000 He tells me to go fuck myself.

01:13:22.000 Then he called me a faggot.

01:13:26.000 You called my friend a faggot?

01:13:27.000 You told him to go fuck himself.

01:13:29.000 Is that what you did?

01:13:29.000 Told him to go fuck himself with you fucking hit.

01:13:33.000 What are you doing?

01:13:34.000 I just wanted to cuddle.

01:13:36.000 Cuddle?

01:13:38.000 What a fag.

01:13:40.000 It's just...

01:13:41.000 Is it the G?

01:13:42.000 I think it's the fuck.

01:13:43.000 Brings you in there and you go, what do I got here?

01:13:46.000 And then a G. Fag stops you.

01:13:49.000 Fag.

01:13:50.000 Fuck is too harsh.

01:13:51.000 That's like you walk in a room and someone hits you with a frying pan.

01:13:53.000 That's too much.

01:13:55.000 Oh my God.

01:13:56.000 Speaking of which, I sat down with Joe Kumia, and this is a great example of telephone.

01:14:00.000 That's enough of those.

01:14:02.000 And I'm like, Joe, I've been telling this story for years now.

01:14:04.000 I want to see how I've telephoned it out over the years.

01:14:08.000 This is the story.

01:14:09.000 You were getting a divorce.

01:14:11.000 Your wife wanted to frame you for domestic abuse.

01:14:14.000 So she took an iron skillet and she smashed herself in the face like 10 times.

01:14:20.000 But you knew this was coming and you hid cameras in the kitchen and you had it filmed.

01:14:25.000 So you didn't get a domestic abuse charge.

01:14:27.000 She fucked herself and they didn't take your guns or any of that shit.

01:14:31.000 And he's like, wow, that's, here's what really happened.

01:14:35.000 She wanted to frame me and say I hit her.

01:14:38.000 Her friend suggested she take a plastic cup and chip herself on the lip and cut the lip by banging the plastic cup to her lip, which she did.

01:14:48.000 But I had a recording of her friend suggesting that.

01:14:53.000 An audio recording.

01:14:54.000 So she had a tiny mark on her lip.

01:14:56.000 She brought that up in divorce court or to the divorce lawyers.

01:15:00.000 And then he came back with the audio recording.

01:15:03.000 Solid.

01:15:04.000 So when you hear a story about frying pans and video cameras, know it could be a plastic cup and a pressing record on an iPhone.

01:15:11.000 A little less glamorous and cinematic, but effective.

01:15:16.000 I think this is one of the best ones.

01:15:18.000 We left it on this.

01:15:23.000 Carol the Waitress, Simon the Fag.

01:15:29.000 Simon the Fag.

01:15:33.000 All right.

01:15:34.000 I think we should go to the mailbag, right?

01:15:35.000 It's been like two hours.

01:15:38.000 It's getting there.

01:15:39.000 I don't know how long.

01:15:42.000 Ryan, shut up, you don't have a dad.

01:15:47.000 Let's turn our eyes to Gavin's mailbag.

01:15:52.000 Let me touch it.

01:15:58.000 Actually, it sounds kind of aggressive.

01:15:59.000 Let me touch it.

01:16:01.000 He's being sexy, I think.

01:16:04.000 Hey, Gavin Rona, I thought you guys might like this guy's stuff.

01:16:06.000 Not sure if anyone else recommended a preview episode, but his comics are really good.

01:16:10.000 Okay?

01:16:11.000 Yeah.

01:16:13.000 I think he's got...

01:16:14.000 He's very talented.

01:16:15.000 He's got a very unique style.

01:16:18.000 Something about it kind of irks me a little bit.

01:16:21.000 Like, I don't know.

01:16:24.000 It looks like I'm looking at an iPad.

01:16:26.000 It's too elaborate.

01:16:27.000 And the fact that Tim Poole uses it as his backdrop is really distracting.

01:16:32.000 But the guy's politics are awesome, and he's very good at his thing.

01:16:36.000 It's just not my particular cup of tea.

01:16:39.000 Joe I Am's Unity, Joe Biden's inauguration speech remix.

01:16:45.000 Okay, let's see this.

01:16:54.000 This is America's Day.

01:16:57.000 This is Democracy's Day.

01:17:00.000 A day of history and hope.

01:17:02.000 Of renewal and resolve.

01:17:04.000 This has been fact-checked, by the way.

01:17:08.000 You hear me clearly.

01:17:09.000 We'll write the next great chapter.

01:17:10.000 The story we've learned again.

01:17:12.000 It might sound something like a song that means a lot to me.

01:17:14.000 It's called unity and to those beyond our borders.

01:17:18.000 America has been tested and we've come out stronger.

01:17:21.000 I know speaking of unity can sound like a fantasy.

01:17:23.000 But without unity, there is no peace.

01:17:26.000 We've come so far.

01:17:27.000 We still have far to go.

01:17:28.000 This is a great nation.

01:17:29.000 We're a good people.

01:17:30.000 Restore America requires so much more than words.

01:17:33.000 We can see each other and not adversity.

01:17:34.000 Okay, that's it.

01:17:36.000 It's amazing how.

01:17:38.000 Yeah, isn't it amazing how the average guy has the same capabilities as Universal Studios these days?

01:17:43.000 Did you see that thing going around of you and I as Joker?

01:17:49.000 No.

01:17:50.000 It's in the final videos.

01:17:52.000 It's called This Is Not Real.

01:17:55.000 I'll play it here.

01:17:56.000 But this is just some dude in his, you know, in his kitchen.

01:18:02.000 And it's fucking high quality.

01:18:07.000 What?

01:18:08.000 Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

01:18:09.000 I think there's an app that does a fucking.

01:18:11.000 Can you introduce me as Joker?

01:18:18.000 Amazing.

01:18:19.000 Can you introduce me as Joker?

01:18:20.000 You know, when I first moved to New York in the late 90s, we had a millionaire investor and he got me a digital camera where you can take a picture and it's on a disc.

01:18:30.000 And it was $1,500.

01:18:33.000 The quality was pretty good.

01:18:34.000 It was as good as iPhones today, but now everyone has that.

01:18:39.000 AG and Katsup Rivera, you should really have Dr. Edward Dutton on.

01:18:42.000 He's an autistic genius who says the West is about to collapse for genetic reasons.

01:18:47.000 Genetic reasons?

01:18:49.000 Interesting.

01:18:50.000 Edward Dutton.

01:18:53.000 Oh my God, this is really long.

01:18:55.000 Gavin Rygai in the wake of the Coronation Empire, Joe Biden, a few good voices on the right have pointed out where we have gone wrong all this time and what we should be doing.

01:19:04.000 It boils down to two points.

01:19:05.000 One, stop accepting narratives, language, and framing of the left.

01:19:09.000 For example, all this veneration for MLK, who gives a fuck?

01:19:12.000 If he were alive today, he would not be on our side whatsoever, so why waste time on him, blah, blah, blah.

01:19:16.000 And then he goes on, two, quit calling out the left's hypocrisy.

01:19:20.000 As stated before, they don't fucking care, so it's a waste of time.

01:19:23.000 Sure, Mike gets clicks for Crowder, Bench Pierre and Prague or U, but while we sit here and complain about rules for thee, not for me, they are solidifying their power.

01:19:29.000 Of course they're hypocrites.

01:19:31.000 Of course they don't follow their own rules and logic.

01:19:32.000 That's why they won.

01:19:34.000 Create parallel institutions like censored.tv.

01:19:37.000 Stop engaging.

01:19:38.000 Stop arguing, debating, hell, even fighting.

01:19:40.000 And by this I mean the Proud Boys.

01:19:42.000 Look what it's done.

01:19:43.000 Fuck all.

01:19:44.000 PBs get attacked, stabbed, and the best the media writes is a slanderous article at worst.

01:19:49.000 Yeah, I think there's some legitimacy to that.

01:19:56.000 Here's a meme for G-Dog.

01:19:57.000 Ryan, what's wrong with this lighting?

01:19:58.000 In real life, my eyes don't look like this.

01:20:01.000 Oh, that meme sucks, sir.

01:20:06.000 Looks like Gavin's dreams are coming true.

01:20:08.000 Mass production of Sophia.

01:20:10.000 Enjoy.

01:20:11.000 What's Sophia?

01:20:13.000 You love robots.

01:20:14.000 Oh, for fuck's sakes.

01:20:16.000 Remember this awesome robot?

01:20:19.000 Fucking ads, man.

01:20:20.000 I'll tell you what.

01:20:21.000 It's a long-ass ad.

01:20:22.000 It is.

01:20:24.000 Damn.

01:20:24.000 They're getting longer.

01:20:26.000 To be clear.

01:20:27.000 Remember this?

01:20:29.000 Oh, yeah.

01:20:30.000 To be clear, what I really hate about robots is that anyone discusses them and says soon it's gonna no.

01:20:39.000 Sophia's never gonna be anything at all, ever.

01:20:42.000 My name is Sophia.

01:20:44.000 I love coming to Barcelona.

01:20:45.000 Hope you can tell I am a robot by the wires coming out of my body.

01:20:49.000 In 2016, Sophia the robot was unveiled and went viral.

01:20:55.000 Now the company behind has a new vision to mass produce thousands of robots by the end of 2021.

01:21:03.000 Not happening.

01:21:08.000 Hong Kong and my local diner would love to sell millions of BLTs.

01:21:12.000 Including Sophia, will start rolling out of factories by the first half of 2021.

01:21:17.000 The company's founder and CEO, David Hansen.

01:21:20.000 We are just now mass-producing Sophia.

01:21:22.000 This is Sophia number 24.

01:21:24.000 And many of my previous robots were hand-built.

01:21:29.000 However, now we have begun scaling the manufacturing of Sophia so we can make hundreds and into thousands of units of Sophia.

01:21:39.000 They have a female Albert Einstein back there.

01:21:42.000 Use this also as the foundation.

01:21:44.000 That's not what Albert Einstein has kinds of characters.

01:21:47.000 Tell them that.

01:21:50.000 They created her to promote human-to-machine empathy and compassion.

01:21:54.000 This appeared on late-night shows and the cover of fashion magazines.

01:21:58.000 Sophia was even given legal citizenship in Saudi Arabia and appointed the UN's first non-human innovation champion.

01:22:06.000 Her new role is anyway.

01:22:08.000 That's fucking annoying.

01:22:09.000 You heard about the four-year-old kitchen, whatever.

01:22:13.000 Like, Joe Biden hired a four-year-old lesbian pot smoker.

01:22:18.000 That's not a joke.

01:22:19.000 I don't know what you're talking about.

01:22:20.000 Yeah, four-year-old chef or something.

01:22:24.000 Four?

01:22:25.000 Yes.

01:22:26.000 How are you a lesbian at four?

01:22:27.000 Dude, I know.

01:22:28.000 How can you smoke pot?

01:22:29.000 That's illegal.

01:22:31.000 I'll find it.

01:22:33.000 It wasn't fake.

01:22:36.000 Thanks, Detective Shitty, for your scoop.

01:22:38.000 Hey, this one's up at the top now, Ryan.

01:22:41.000 Hey, G-Dog and Rye Guy.

01:22:43.000 I made a video bumper for whenever Ryan has a theory he'd like to throw out there on the show.

01:22:47.000 He gave me the idea last week with the Law and Order jingle.

01:22:50.000 I hope you enjoy it.

01:22:58.000 I don't enjoy that.

01:23:00.000 That was awesome.

01:23:04.000 My face is full of shit now.

01:23:10.000 He spelt detective right.

01:23:11.000 Yeah?

01:23:12.000 Yeah.

01:23:13.000 Oh, well, that's great.

01:23:14.000 Make sure you put that somewhere safe.

01:23:16.000 Sure.

01:23:18.000 I guess I will.

01:23:19.000 Sup, guys?

01:23:20.000 Sup, Brian?

01:23:20.000 Do you ever think of putting your spin on other movies like you did with How to Be a Man in My Life, such as the movie Big?

01:23:25.000 Thanks, niggas.

01:23:26.000 What do you mean?

01:23:27.000 Your spin on other movies?

01:23:30.000 Spin.

01:23:31.000 What, spin?

01:23:33.000 What is he talking about?

01:23:34.000 You ever think about putting your spin on other movies?

01:23:36.000 And I can't do movies anymore.

01:23:37.000 My last movie was shelved.

01:23:39.000 It's just sitting somewhere rotting.

01:23:43.000 I couldn't get a prop house to rent me fake money for my Christmas card, and that was years ago.

01:23:48.000 I've been getting more and more vilified despite hiding out here behind a paywall.

01:23:53.000 And I see it in people's eyes when I walk down the street.

01:23:55.000 They're like, holy shit.

01:23:58.000 That's the fucking guy who runs hate.

01:24:02.000 Meanwhile, I haven't been in Proud Boys for two years.

01:24:06.000 No one sees this.

01:24:07.000 I'm banned from all social media, but they just keep piling it on.

01:24:11.000 It's crazy.

01:24:13.000 I think I know what he's saying.

01:24:15.000 He's saying the movie My Life, How to Be a Man, was a spin on that, right?

01:24:19.000 The dad who's going to die.

01:24:22.000 And so do you ever think about doing that with like you had a spin on that?

01:24:24.000 You can't make movies, dumbass.

01:24:26.000 The fuck?

01:24:30.000 Hey, Gavatron and Queen of the Fag Zone, okay, picture me this.

01:24:32.000 Man walks a public transit bus, eyes the size of tennis balls, talking to himself, not wearing pants, has three bags of luggage, holding four XL coffees as he's walking, scolding, hot coffee spilling all over his bare legs.

01:24:43.000 Have we already read this before?

01:24:45.000 This sounds familiar.

01:24:46.000 Two Karens start talking to him.

01:24:47.000 One says, you're spilling your coffee, sir, and the other keeps saying over and over again, sir, your mask.

01:24:52.000 Sir, your mask.

01:24:54.000 These women literally thought this pantless man who has been up for days, who is wearing piss-stained underwear, was going to be like, oh, silly me, my mask.

01:25:04.000 This is how bad people's entitlement has gotten.

01:25:06.000 When will all this shit end?

01:25:08.000 Is this the world now where people think other people actually give a shit what they say and do?

01:25:15.000 Yeah.

01:25:17.000 That's kind of why we're leaving, dude.

01:25:21.000 I need to get away from Karen's.

01:25:23.000 Oh, someone sent us a song for Sexy Times.

01:25:29.000 Sexy Times is now.

01:25:32.000 He's now.

01:25:37.000 Someone sent us some O Lloyd memes.

01:25:39.000 Oh, Lloydy, Lloydy, Lloyd.

01:25:43.000 And then another one, Oh, Lloyd, it's hot shit.

01:25:47.000 Oh, that's good for Gary.

01:25:48.000 Everything's good for Gary.

01:25:53.000 Hot shit!

01:25:56.000 The Kansas City Chiefs and Tam Bay Buccaneers are in the Super Bowl.

01:25:58.000 What do you think?

01:26:00.000 I'm going to go with the Chiefs.

01:26:02.000 Well, you watch the game?

01:26:04.000 I don't know a shit about football, dude.

01:26:05.000 I can barely wrap my head around baseball.

01:26:12.000 Who would win?

01:26:13.000 Oh, that's for Gary.

01:26:16.000 What up, faggots?

01:26:18.000 I've been trying to figure out the motive by the left to push climate change so hard, yet they're all buying oceanfront mansions.

01:26:23.000 So clearly they don't believe the crap they're pushing.

01:26:26.000 I had an epiphany today.

01:26:27.000 Oh, I like those.

01:26:28.000 The left controls almost every major institution in the country besides big energy.

01:26:35.000 The right has a firm grip on the oil and gas industry.

01:26:38.000 By pushing climate change, it makes oil and gas the enemy.

01:26:42.000 So if they can change big energy to being supported by renewables, they can give funding to all their friends, like Obama did with Solyndra in 2009.

01:26:50.000 And if we recall, that deal was half a bill.

01:26:53.000 $500 million he gave to that failing solar company that promptly went under.

01:27:00.000 And then they can take the last American institution controlled by the right.

01:27:04.000 These people are sick and twisted.

01:27:07.000 I need a break from the U.S. I'm enjoying Belize.

01:27:09.000 Come visit sometime, Daniel.

01:27:11.000 Yeah, I also had kind of an epiphany about the left this weekend.

01:27:18.000 I got it really from talking to Alex Jones about genetics, like the communist DNA, the leftist DNA.

01:27:25.000 And Nazis are like this too.

01:27:27.000 They have this poison in them where they just hog everything.

01:27:31.000 And we are just like, yeah, yeah.

01:27:33.000 Imagine like a bratty bored Karen who wants to put a hate is no home here sign on the lawn.

01:27:39.000 And the husband is Trump.

01:27:41.000 He voted for Trump, but he's like, whatever, just go do it.

01:27:45.000 I don't have time to argue with you.

01:27:46.000 If that makes you happy, go.

01:27:48.000 I'm not getting involved.

01:27:49.000 What are you doing?

01:27:50.000 Looking for that four-year-old link.

01:27:55.000 That's kind of what America has become.

01:27:57.000 These shrill, nattering hens are taking over the American conversation because you and I let it happen because we didn't want to get involved.

01:28:07.000 And we went, okay, you want to change the way voting's done?

01:28:09.000 All right, I got my mask.

01:28:10.000 Yeah, yeah, my mask is on.

01:28:12.000 We just let them go and they just kept pushing and pushing and pushing until it's the United Brats of America that we're left with.

01:28:20.000 We fucked up in that sense.

01:28:22.000 And I noticed with Nazis on chats, when I first had street carnage, I thought, I'm going to have zero regulation on the comments.

01:28:29.000 And then you get these guys, the Jews and the Holocaust and 6 million and 4 million.

01:28:33.000 And then other people would just go, oh, okay, it's like a Nazi thing.

01:28:36.000 And they would just like poison the well.

01:28:38.000 And the conversation would die and it would just be Nazi, Nazi, Nazi, Nazi, Nazi.

01:28:42.000 So I banned them and the conversation came back.

01:28:44.000 And I'm not talking about right-wingers.

01:28:46.000 I'm talking about like super fucking Nazi dudes.

01:28:50.000 And the left is the same way.

01:28:52.000 I remember we used to go to these things in the 80s called anarchist gatherings.

01:28:55.000 Oh, no, you're not allowed to say gathering because that's not very anarchist.

01:28:58.000 They were called un-gatherings.

01:29:01.000 And there'd be workshops there, and people, there'd be some guy who's talking about how to build your own, make your own beer, or this is a solar-powered fucking car or whatever shit.

01:29:12.000 And it was all these like DIY conferences.

01:29:15.000 And the women, I remember the women wanted to have one.

01:29:18.000 It was really foreshadowing of where we are today.

01:29:21.000 Like all the silly shit they were doing is now happening in the mainstream.

01:29:25.000 I'm talking 1988 now.

01:29:27.000 The women wanted to have a thing, a workshop on rape and surviving sexual assault.

01:29:34.000 And then they said, we don't want men at this particular workshop.

01:29:37.000 And then some of the male anarchists got mad because they were being excluded.

01:29:41.000 And we had trans at these things.

01:29:43.000 We had like a guy in a dress with a beard who wasn't gay, but he liked to wear women's clothing.

01:29:48.000 And his girlfriend was my roommate.

01:29:50.000 And he wouldn't let her blow him.

01:29:52.000 She wanted to, but he wouldn't let her because it's demeaning and sexist.

01:29:58.000 I've been here before with all these fucking lunatics.

01:30:01.000 I grew up with them.

01:30:02.000 But at this anarchist gathering, we'd have a talking stick, a literal talking stick, and there'd just be this one blabber mouth meathead who would talk about himself.

01:30:13.000 And yeah, my parents sent me a psychiatrist when I was seven years old.

01:30:17.000 My psychiatrist said that I have issues with violence because I grew up in an area where violence was okay.

01:30:23.000 And he would just talk and talk and talk and hog the whole thing.

01:30:26.000 And eventually people would go, I'm not going to that one anymore.

01:30:28.000 That fucking blabber mouth is there.

01:30:30.000 So instead of fighting and saying, get the fucking talking stick, will you shut up?

01:30:34.000 People let him talk.

01:30:36.000 And now he's talked everyone to death.

01:30:39.000 And now we have brats.

01:30:41.000 Look at the squad with Alexandra Kezi-Cortez.

01:30:45.000 She's had the talking stick all day, every day.

01:30:49.000 Have you checked in on Cortez?

01:30:51.000 We need to liberate this.

01:30:54.000 My buddy of mine sends me them all the time.

01:30:58.000 We need to liberate the southern states from the rest of America.

01:31:06.000 What else did she say?

01:31:11.000 Sorry.

01:31:15.000 Um this is not very good T V, is it?

01:31:18.000 We need to liberate the Southern States.

01:31:20.000 Oh, yeah, she said that we need to be re-educated.

01:31:22.000 So she's talking about the re-education camps.

01:31:24.000 She said she didn't attend Biden's inauguration because I don't feel safe around Republicans.

01:31:32.000 Like, she's, I think what's happened is she's upped her Adderall dosage and she just can't stop now.

01:31:39.000 She said half of the house was almost murdered in the Capitol invasion.

01:31:43.000 She won't shut up about the invasion of the Capitol.

01:31:46.000 Absolute lunatic.

01:31:46.000 All right, let's go to the final video, shall we?

01:31:50.000 Did I finish my point, though, about these shrill lunatics who have just elbowed their way into the conversation?

01:31:56.000 Yeah, and they've become the American conversation.

01:31:59.000 And they've canceled the rest of us.

01:32:03.000 We allowed the lunatics to run the asylum.

01:32:06.000 And now we're living in a fucking loony bin clown world.

01:32:11.000 There will be no shortage of content.

01:32:15.000 All right, go.

01:32:36.000 Let's do the podcast one.

01:32:38.000 This is fucking brilliant and it's so perfect on the nose true.

01:32:46.000 So that's what I think.

01:32:47.000 Yeah, that's so true.

01:32:48.000 You know, I'm really glad you brought that up.

01:32:50.000 I think this is really important.

01:32:51.000 And if I can just speak about this for a minute, because I've really been thinking about this quite a lot.

01:32:56.000 And here's the thing, right?

01:32:59.000 Here's when it all comes down to it and we like really begin to understand, like, this is what I think.

01:33:05.000 And but this is why we have you on.

01:33:07.000 It's my opinion.

01:33:07.000 It's that I really...

01:33:08.000 So my friend works at the New York Times, right?

01:33:11.000 Oh, nice.

01:33:11.000 Yeah.

01:33:12.000 And so this is what I think.

01:33:14.000 There's a lot of conversation and there's a lot of dialogue around the subject without really dissecting and understanding the subject.

01:33:23.000 And I think what we really need, and I've said this before, I've said this on my podcast.

01:33:28.000 If people want to check that out as well, but we'll put the link in there.

01:33:31.000 I think what's really important is that we generate more conversation around, I mean, what we're doing right now.

01:33:38.000 Yeah.

01:33:38.000 You know?

01:33:38.000 Yeah.

01:33:39.000 This kind of, like, it's so important.

01:33:41.000 No, for sure.

01:33:42.000 It's so important.

01:33:43.000 It's so important.

01:33:44.000 It really is.

01:33:45.000 It really is.

01:33:45.000 Yeah.

01:33:46.000 So that's what I think.

01:33:47.000 Yeah, that's so true.

01:33:48.000 Nailed it.

01:33:51.000 So what are we going to do, guys?

01:33:55.000 I don't want to sound like I'm quitting.

01:33:56.000 I'm not.

01:33:57.000 But it's time to stand black and stand by while we figure out our next step because this is fucking escape from New York.

01:34:09.000 This is madness.

01:34:12.000 It's quiet.

01:34:13.000 Yeah, no, it's quiet for him.

01:34:14.000 Get fired, get in trouble, be brave, and never stop fighting.

Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - January 25, 2021

S03E64 - ESCAPE FROM NEW YORK

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