Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - S03E72

00:00:05.000 Hello, everyone, everyone.

00:00:26.000 I was absolutely born to see a federal party leader use insinuations and carefully coded questions.

00:00:35.000 And of course, pretend they're innocently.

00:00:37.000 Just asking questions.

00:00:38.000 That's ridiculous.

00:00:46.000 You know what's weird about Justin Trudeau?

00:00:48.000 When he speaks French, he has a redneck hoser accent.

00:00:51.000 Mais violence.

00:00:54.000 Get lost.

00:00:55.000 And then allotus.

00:00:57.000 Instead of allotout, allotout would be like the more Parisian international French.

00:01:02.000 But he goes, allo touss.

00:01:05.000 Which is like that's like southern drawl.

00:01:08.000 And that's because when he speaks English, he has like a nice clean accent.

00:01:13.000 He's not a hoser.

00:01:13.000 Like, hey, how's it going, eh?

00:01:15.000 Fucking, that guy's an asshole, fucking dog fucker hanging out there with a 2-4 under his arm.

00:01:20.000 Fuck.

00:01:21.000 That's how his French is.

00:01:23.000 So he speaks normal middle-class English, but then redneck French.

00:01:27.000 And I think it's because most French people are rednecks.

00:01:30.000 And he's trying to appeal to the average Joe.

00:01:34.000 The average Pierre.

00:01:36.000 But it just sounds weird when you're bilingual to hear someone say, hello, I would like to speak to everyone and let me translate.

00:01:42.000 Hey, what the fuck's going on, eh?

00:01:45.000 Mais viol.

00:01:47.000 That's like a construction site, you'd say that.

00:01:51.000 Is there any rhyme or reason like he does half in French, half in English, or it's he just switches?

00:01:56.000 I don't know.

00:01:58.000 You might be seeing a compilation of maybe he does a speech first in French and then in English.

00:02:02.000 Right.

00:02:04.000 No one's going to sit there and listen to the same sentence in both languages.

00:02:07.000 That's what sucked about moving there.

00:02:09.000 Like one time, a living there, I should say, one time I was in a bank and I was trying to get out and she was trying to get in, but we were both moving the same way.

00:02:17.000 And then I go, after we do it three times, I go, you're just burning doing the neutron dance, which was a big hit at the time.

00:02:23.000 And then I have to say it in French, which I've lost my French, but it's like, troit enflamé dance avec le dance neutron?

00:02:31.000 Dance avec, I know that.

00:02:35.000 Yeah, that's not correct.

00:02:37.000 I lost, I forgot how to speak French.

00:02:39.000 It only took 20 years.

00:02:41.000 Congratulations.

00:02:41.000 We have a note-free, another note-free one.

00:02:43.000 I want to go through the letters page.

00:02:45.000 I went through, I spent all day going through all your emails about places to live.

00:02:49.000 Fascinating.

00:02:51.000 And then I mapped it out.

00:02:52.000 And it's interesting.

00:02:53.000 Actually, can you pull up that picture?

00:02:56.000 It's interesting how many, how tightly packed all the good spots are.

00:03:03.000 Now, this might be my fault because I indicated North Carolina and I indicated Florida were a goal.

00:03:10.000 So I think that explains why there's so many dots on the penis.

00:03:13.000 That actually looks like the venereal warts I had on my dick.

00:03:15.000 Florida does.

00:03:16.000 Florida is an uncircumcised penis, and all the places to stay are venereal warts.

00:03:20.000 Everybody agrees.

00:03:22.000 But look how scattered the rest of the country is.

00:03:26.000 One spot in Nevada, two spots in Idaho, one spot...

00:03:29.000 What are you doing?

00:03:29.000 One spot in Utah, Colorado.

00:03:32.000 Texas is an interesting idea where you move to Austin, but I'm still going to get fucking spit in my food at Austin, I assume.

00:03:39.000 Although I have gone out for a steak with Alex Jones there.

00:03:44.000 And the only thing that happened was someone came up and told him that he's awesome.

00:03:48.000 Although I have seen him get harassed there.

00:03:50.000 But anyway, my daughter's kind of a mall goth punker chick.

00:03:54.000 And she's going to need to be around weirdos.

00:03:57.000 And that's very important to me, just as important as my son's baseball.

00:04:00.000 The youngest one, he's ambidextrous.

00:04:03.000 He can live on either hand.

00:04:07.000 So I need to be near some kind of city so the girl, but I can be an hour from the city.

00:04:13.000 Girls can go an hour to commute.

00:04:15.000 That's fine.

00:04:17.000 By train or bus or whatever.

00:04:19.000 Or soon she'll be old enough to drive, isn't it?

00:04:22.000 True.

00:04:22.000 She better not fucking drink.

00:04:25.000 So Austin is blue, but all the surrounding country redneck areas are super duper red.

00:04:32.000 And wouldn't it be cool to have kind of a country-ish house where you'd have a backyard with you can have a fucking motocross bike and shoot some rabbits with your 22?

00:04:42.000 Hell yeah.

00:04:43.000 We were thinking about riding horses.

00:04:44.000 Remember when we thought we were going to move to Texas for the Blaze?

00:04:48.000 Oh yeah.

00:04:48.000 I hate horses.

00:04:49.000 Did I say I want to ride a horse?

00:04:51.000 I think maybe that was just me.

00:04:52.000 That's probably.

00:04:53.000 But we just pictured we had guns on our heads.

00:04:55.000 I hate horses and sailboats.

00:04:57.000 Wait, these are the wrong glasses.

00:04:58.000 Why does it look so dark here, Ryan?

00:05:00.000 White shirt.

00:05:01.000 I did a good amount of correcting here, but I could give you a little more.

00:05:05.000 It's just, I don't like to be washed out, but see now your shirt's kind of blown out?

00:05:10.000 I prefer that.

00:05:11.000 Okay.

00:05:12.000 Maybe I would put on a jacket.

00:05:14.000 By the way, our Biden shirts are back, and they're better than ever now.

00:05:18.000 I was worried Trump would win, and these would become just sour grapes.

00:05:22.000 But now it's awesome to wear, especially in New York City when people go right on.

00:05:26.000 Oh, wait, oh, fuck you.

00:05:29.000 Yeah, thank God he won.

00:05:30.000 When Trump does follow through or doesn't do would follow through the exact opposite.

00:05:35.000 This is very typical of him.

00:05:38.000 By the way, I got a complaint.

00:05:40.000 Someone said the history of the USA came damaged.

00:05:44.000 Please let me know about shit like that.

00:05:48.000 $28.

00:05:49.000 That one's photoshopped.

00:05:51.000 We should retake that picture.

00:05:54.000 Actually, let's just do it right now.

00:05:56.000 Oh.

00:05:58.000 You at the desk?

00:05:58.000 Oh, take it away.

00:06:00.000 Yeah, get me at the desk.

00:06:06.000 No, it's I think the picture should be vertical.

00:06:30.000 But yeah, I spent all day going through your emails.

00:06:33.000 There must have been hundreds of them.

00:06:36.000 And it was fascinating hearing about places in the Carolinas where there's services for expats.

00:06:44.000 One of their cops is on the NYPD, was on the NYPD.

00:06:48.000 So a very interesting enclave looks to be like Eastern Tennessee.

00:06:53.000 I'm told to stay the fuck away from Western Tennessee.

00:06:55.000 Eastern Tennessee and the border of North Carolina and South Carolina.

00:07:00.000 Gets great reviews.

00:07:02.000 Georgia's good, of course.

00:07:04.000 Although, you know what some people said about North Carolina, which sounded snobby?

00:07:07.000 They go, everyone there is boring.

00:07:08.000 There's no freaks, and you're going to get annoyed.

00:07:10.000 They go, the beauty of Florida is there's still weirdos, loonies.

00:07:15.000 Yeah.

00:07:16.000 How can, look at that one in the far, far end of Florida there by the Irish, whatever they call it, Riviera.

00:07:22.000 Yeah, right there by Alabama.

00:07:23.000 Holy shit, you're south of Alabama?

00:07:27.000 I didn't get a lot of Alabamas.

00:07:29.000 One or two.

00:07:31.000 And a lot of negative stuff about Alabama.

00:07:33.000 Saying it sucks and it's hot and you'll hate it.

00:07:36.000 Mississippi, they go, Mississippi is one of those places that everyone knows of.

00:07:40.000 Everyone spells it in school.

00:07:41.000 No one's been there.

00:07:44.000 Missouri, I'm surprised to see up there.

00:07:46.000 Yeah, Missouri got a few.

00:07:50.000 I know somebody.

00:07:51.000 Yeah, I hear good things about Missouri.

00:07:53.000 New Hampshire only got one.

00:07:54.000 And I don't know.

00:07:55.000 I did not like my little trip up to Vermont.

00:07:59.000 They're dicks.

00:08:03.000 And then there's Maine.

00:08:04.000 I don't think I don't mind the cold, but...

00:08:05.000 I think Tucker's up in Maine.

00:08:09.000 Wisconsin did okay.

00:08:10.000 There was one.

00:08:13.000 When you see a star there, it's because there was more than one suggestion.

00:08:18.000 No Ohio.

00:08:19.000 No Ohio?

00:08:20.000 I hear great things from Ohio.

00:08:22.000 Yeah, I don't think I got any Ohio emails.

00:08:25.000 Oh, West Virginia was big, too.

00:08:27.000 I think that's where Tim Poole is.

00:08:29.000 And Tennessee, I think Ben Shapiro just moved there.

00:08:33.000 I'd love to just hang out with Ben Shapiro.

00:08:36.000 Facts don't care about your feelings.

00:08:38.000 I saw some fight at CVS, and it was this guy grabbing this woman's purse, but he forgot to get the purse off of her first.

00:08:45.000 And he's ripping her through this doorway.

00:08:47.000 And as he's dragging her out of the CVS or the Walgreens or whatever it is, buy her purse, and her purse won't come off.

00:08:56.000 And as he drags her out, she's stuck to the purse.

00:09:00.000 The doors, the automatic doors close.

00:09:03.000 And I just thought, doors don't care about your feelings.

00:09:08.000 I know that doors are inanimate objects, although they're kind of animated when they close.

00:09:11.000 But just seeing those doors close, it was an actual Reddit public freakout.

00:09:18.000 Actual public freakout on Reddit.

00:09:20.000 But just seeing those doors close so coldly, they felt gloomy-ish.

00:09:26.000 They just, they didn't give a fuck about you.

00:09:30.000 I don't know.

00:09:30.000 I guess that's occurred to you before, that doors don't care about your feelings.

00:09:34.000 But it just amused me to see these things that we think are sort of like part of our brain, I believe, sort of goes, welcome to CVS.

00:09:43.000 Come on in.

00:09:44.000 And then you go ahead.

00:09:45.000 And then when you're leaving, it's like, bye, thanks for coming.

00:09:49.000 But as this black man is murdering a woman, it's like, bye, thanks for coming.

00:09:52.000 You're no longer on my property.

00:09:54.000 I've done my job.

00:09:55.000 I opened when you were dragging her near me.

00:09:58.000 She got through, and now I'm closing.

00:10:01.000 Goodbye.

00:10:02.000 Stay out of this.

00:10:03.000 The door, that woman's being murdered.

00:10:07.000 Do you remember any of the buzzwords there?

00:10:09.000 Was it CVS?

00:10:10.000 Purse, maybe?

00:10:11.000 Okay.

00:10:12.000 Let's see, pus.

00:10:15.000 The boss just got caught.

00:10:18.000 He does a Jeep ad that everyone's talking about.

00:10:20.000 I don't know why.

00:10:21.000 We didn't even watch it, did we?

00:10:23.000 And then he got baby, we were born to pun.

00:10:28.000 Some of the other post titles potentials were blinded by the Bud Light, Dancing in the Drunk, Glory Dazed, and Blackout on the Edge of Town.

00:10:37.000 He must have been pretty fucking toasted if he got arrested for that.

00:10:42.000 I mean, 99% of cops are going to go, go ahead, Bruce.

00:10:46.000 Unless he was like, just anything?

00:10:49.000 Oh, most of my songs are brewed with the finest excellence.

00:10:55.000 Just do anything?

00:10:56.000 Brewed in no bottle.

00:10:59.000 Baby born.

00:11:03.000 You see any of it here?

00:11:06.000 Nah.

00:11:10.000 Robbie?

00:11:11.000 It's not relevant.

00:11:14.000 So yeah, I want to do a catch-up on all our letters because it's a wealth of content.

00:11:19.000 I tried to take a chip out of it by having Deer censored on the site, but that doesn't even take a bite out of it.

00:11:24.000 We get like 100 a day.

00:11:26.000 And there's so much good shit in there.

00:11:27.000 Like that song that we opened with was a letter.

00:11:30.000 Here, I have a plan.

00:11:32.000 Now that you've seen this shirt, I'm going to go put on a jacket, and maybe that'll take the edge off the blue.

00:11:38.000 Why don't you go to you, Ryan, and take over the show?

00:11:43.000 All right.

00:11:44.000 Well, I know that wasn't very fulfilling.

00:11:47.000 Talk about brazen.

00:11:48.000 A team.

00:11:50.000 No video, so here's a video of a truck flying over an overpass.

00:12:13.000 You couldn't do any commentary there?

00:12:15.000 I just figured I'd let the video speak for itself.

00:12:19.000 Why is it?

00:12:19.000 The music really.

00:12:22.000 Can you handle this for a second?

00:12:23.000 And you just, you go, I'll play a video and then make some notes.

00:12:27.000 I had not turned my brain on yet today.

00:12:29.000 I have not turned my brain on.

00:12:32.000 This is kind of good, too, if you see this because you'll see Biden and you'll go, what, he likes Biden now?

00:12:38.000 And then it'll make you look it up.

00:12:42.000 Oh, here's some stories, though, we should get to in the news.

00:12:46.000 So Tucker Carlson is trending on Twitter.

00:12:50.000 Oh, I actually have this covered in the mailbag.

00:12:52.000 Okay, so we'll get to that.

00:12:53.000 But here's one thing.

00:12:55.000 I think I emailed you.

00:12:57.000 They finally caught my doppelganger.

00:13:02.000 His name is William Trestman of Kansas City.

00:13:06.000 Is this one?

00:13:08.000 Yes.

00:13:09.000 Proud boy from Olaith led chance.

00:13:12.000 Wait a minute.

00:13:13.000 Oleith was on the list, I believe.

00:13:16.000 A place to move?

00:13:18.000 Yeah.

00:13:18.000 Oh, wow.

00:13:19.000 Wait a minute.

00:13:19.000 Go down.

00:13:20.000 Where is Olaith?

00:13:21.000 Where is this?

00:13:22.000 Where's this paper from?

00:13:24.000 KansasCity.com.

00:13:26.000 Holy shit.

00:13:27.000 Oleith was on the list.

00:13:29.000 Weird.

00:13:30.000 It's a Fed.

00:13:31.000 That's fucking funny.

00:13:33.000 I was trying to honey trap you.

00:13:34.000 Honeypot.

00:13:35.000 Yeah, Kansas is popular.

00:13:36.000 And of course, when you're doing these things, the cities are going to be blue.

00:13:40.000 They're going to have students there.

00:13:42.000 They're going to have youngsters.

00:13:43.000 They're going to have minorities.

00:13:45.000 But that doesn't mean the area is bad.

00:13:48.000 So there I am.

00:13:49.000 Proudboys for the money.

00:13:50.000 Wall Street Journal.

00:13:51.000 Wall Street Journal, Slate, and the New York Times insisted that this is proof that I was there, that fucking picture.

00:14:01.000 Thank God Parlor was still up.

00:14:03.000 Right.

00:14:06.000 So what does it say about him?

00:14:09.000 It says, you.

00:14:11.000 Proudboys founder Gavin McKinnis denied he's at the Capitol and that he was seen here.

00:14:15.000 McKinnis tweeted one of the watchdog posts that said the man was actually...

00:14:18.000 No, I didn't say that, Judy L. Thomas.

00:14:21.000 I didn't say that is, that's Billy Trestman.

00:14:24.000 I didn't know.

00:14:26.000 But I'd like to get to know this guy now.

00:14:28.000 He's in a red city that I was thinking of moving to.

00:14:31.000 You could hire him like John McAfee hires body doubles.

00:14:35.000 Yeah.

00:14:36.000 Or he could just do the show during the night shift.

00:14:39.000 I'll do the show all day.

00:14:40.000 He'll do it all night.

00:14:40.000 We'll have a 24-hour get off my lawn.

00:14:42.000 That's pretty good.

00:14:43.000 We'll both do 12-hour shifts.

00:14:45.000 Actually, that's kind of longer.

00:14:45.000 I need one more me.

00:14:49.000 So I hope that calms people down.

00:14:52.000 Proud Boys thing is still raging.

00:14:54.000 We were the ones who did it, they claim, or I should say they.

00:14:58.000 Out of 120 arrested, five were Proud Boys.

00:15:01.000 But according to the Wall Street Journal, the Proud Boy members were at the front of the line.

00:15:06.000 And when the New York Times called me today and said, okay, you were right.

00:15:10.000 I was wrong.

00:15:11.000 They found the guy.

00:15:12.000 The FBI ID'd him, and he's arrested.

00:15:14.000 I said, and this is my new thing I told you yesterday, where I'm not suing them anymore, or at least not for right now.

00:15:23.000 But I just go, look in the mirror.

00:15:25.000 Like, why are you so obsessed with locating white supremacy?

00:15:31.000 Why is that your number one priority?

00:15:34.000 I don't understand it.

00:15:36.000 The black Hebrew Israelites started the fight with the Covington Catholic school kids.

00:15:41.000 They were calling them pedophiles and Jesus fuckers or all kinds of weird names.

00:15:46.000 Where's the Wall Street Journal in-depth expose identifying the black Hebrew Israelites who were there?

00:15:52.000 Or when the black Hebrew Israelites murdered Jews?

00:15:57.000 Where was the map?

00:15:58.000 Like, you look at the coverage the Wall Street Journal did of the Capitol with all the squares and they stop.

00:16:04.000 It's like pure FBI CESIS kind of Secret Service CIA stuff with the face and the recognition and the name.

00:16:12.000 They kept doing this Chesserman guy saying it was me, but they couldn't say that, so they just would show his face and go, I think you know who that is.

00:16:20.000 Okay, so you're a very fastidious reporter who loves details and is really worried about riots.

00:16:26.000 Can I see your other footage?

00:16:28.000 Can I see the stuff you did on the Kavanaugh protesters storming the Capitol?

00:16:34.000 What about CHAP?

00:16:35.000 What about Chaz?

00:16:36.000 What about Antifa?

00:16:38.000 Andy No is the only guy who gives a shit about Antifa.

00:16:42.000 And of course they say, well, at least Antifa didn't kill anyone.

00:16:45.000 You killed five people in the Capitol and you killed Heather Heyer.

00:16:49.000 No, Antifa killed Heather Heyer by spooking a lunatic named James Fields and where he then drove into a crowd.

00:16:56.000 Because he was spooked.

00:16:57.000 They were smashing his window and they were pointing guns at him.

00:16:59.000 They were actually bragging about scaring him with their guns.

00:17:02.000 Who was that guy's name?

00:17:03.000 Redneck Revolt guy bragged about it.

00:17:08.000 He's got his gun there.

00:17:10.000 I spooked James Fields.

00:17:12.000 No, you killed Heather Heyer.

00:17:15.000 And when you look at the deaths of people who get deaths...

00:17:18.000 Something Dixon, right?

00:17:19.000 Yeah.

00:17:20.000 He actually had a cool name, unfortunately.

00:17:24.000 Redneck Revolt.

00:17:26.000 Dwayne Dixon.

00:17:26.000 Dwayne Dixon, yeah.

00:17:29.000 It's kind of bummed to hear how cool.

00:17:30.000 That page is gone.

00:17:31.000 Oh, Redneck Revolt.

00:17:32.000 Oh, Soros is helping Antifa scrub their rep. So there have been many deaths related to Antifa before the riots of this year.

00:17:42.000 Since the riots began, there he is.

00:17:46.000 That guy killed Heather Heyer, as far as I'm concerned.

00:17:49.000 I say, as far as I'm concerned, to avoid litigation.

00:17:54.000 But pre-Antifa BLM riots, there was about 10 deaths directly related to Antifa.

00:18:02.000 And many of them were Antifa.

00:18:04.000 I think three or four of the 10 were Antifa.

00:18:07.000 Since the beginning of the riots, we have 30 deaths, 30 deaths in the Antifa BLM riots.

00:18:14.000 As far as right-wing deaths go, I guess you have an argument.

00:18:19.000 Some of the five on the Capitol Hill, Sicknick was not killed with a fire extinguisher.

00:18:25.000 That turned out to be false.

00:18:27.000 I think three of them were faddies having heart attacks.

00:18:30.000 And one of them was a right-winger getting shot after Antifa, a guy named John Sullivan, kept saying, go, go, go, go, go.

00:18:37.000 Get in there.

00:18:38.000 Get through the window.

00:18:39.000 Rallying the troops.

00:18:40.000 Well, I'm very interested to see what happens to him.

00:18:43.000 Did they mention him in the impeachment?

00:18:44.000 I haven't heard that.

00:18:45.000 I don't think so, no.

00:18:46.000 He was a major figure.

00:18:48.000 You can't argue that Proud Boys were major figures without including him.

00:18:52.000 If anyone who is goading anyone is responsible for the deaths, then John Sullivan is one of them.

00:18:59.000 So that doesn't count as a right-wing death.

00:19:04.000 We got Jay Bishop shot by Antifa.

00:19:08.000 So this myth, and so much of politics now is myths.

00:19:14.000 This myth that Antifa has no deaths and we have tons of deaths on the right is just a fucking falsity.

00:19:21.000 Anyway, so I had another idea, too.

00:19:27.000 We rent a place, we Get a summer house this summer, right?

00:19:32.000 Somewhere cool, Breezy Point, again, and then get an RV in September.

00:19:42.000 And I rent out my house to Black Lives Matter so my neighbors can see what diversity is really like.

00:19:49.000 And then I get on an RV and tour the country or tour all those black dots.

00:19:56.000 Nice.

00:19:56.000 Let me see the map again.

00:20:01.000 There's a lot of driving for not a lot of stars.

00:20:05.000 Yeah, there's a lot of driving.

00:20:06.000 Maybe do a flight to the other side of the country and then do the other half?

00:20:12.000 Like checking out Idaho is a fucking cunt.

00:20:18.000 Idaho.

00:20:20.000 Where's Montana?

00:20:21.000 Yeah, there is Montana.

00:20:23.000 North Dakota.

00:20:24.000 South Dakota.

00:20:26.000 So you think you want to say you leave from New York.

00:20:32.000 That's a really boring drive to go directly west.

00:20:40.000 But it looks pretty darn easy to take the 95 and cover a million stars.

00:20:49.000 That seems tough.

00:20:50.000 What if you were to rent in Florida?

00:20:54.000 You take a flight to Florida, you rent the RV there, you go up, and then you start going westward, and then you come back down to Texas or drop it off in Florida, fly home.

00:21:06.000 So you do like a swoop, like a really small swoop.

00:21:11.000 Meh.

00:21:12.000 It's tough.

00:21:13.000 Renting an RV is so fucking expensive that sometimes it's easier just to buy a used one.

00:21:18.000 Plus, I think I want one.

00:21:19.000 If we end up in the south, I cannot be there for the summer.

00:21:23.000 And it's not like anything's going on.

00:21:24.000 I don't think kids play baseball in the summer.

00:21:27.000 July and August is their winter.

00:21:29.000 So the kids have nothing to do for July and August.

00:21:33.000 You might as well drive up to fucking Montana.

00:21:38.000 We could stream.

00:21:40.000 Why is Kansas in Missouri and not in Kansas?

00:21:45.000 Kansas City.

00:21:46.000 Kansas City isn't in Kansas anymore.

00:21:48.000 Oh, yeah.

00:21:49.000 Isn't there Kansas City in Kansas, though?

00:21:51.000 There's something weird like that, right?

00:21:52.000 I don't know.

00:21:53.000 Let's see.

00:21:54.000 Look at that northeast.

00:21:55.000 I just look at that map and I think, you're dead to me.

00:21:58.000 It looks boring.

00:21:59.000 It looks cold and shitty.

00:22:00.000 New Hampshire.

00:22:01.000 You know what's happening to America, too?

00:22:03.000 You see all these fucking brawls in Chicago.

00:22:06.000 I just feel like the cities have been handed over.

00:22:08.000 And that's been happening for a long time.

00:22:10.000 If you go to Philadelphia, my son was obsessed with Benjamin Franklin when he was a little kid.

00:22:15.000 And so, oh, we're going to go see the bell and you can see all your Ben Franklin stuff.

00:22:18.000 And he had a shirt that had Ben Franklin with headphones on.

00:22:21.000 And I hadn't been there in a long time.

00:22:25.000 It was clear that a treaty was signed with the homeless, and they won.

00:22:29.000 There was a Camp David, just like the Palestinians and the Israelis, but where the Palestinians and the Israelis can never settle, because Palestine is insatiable.

00:22:41.000 The homeless did settle, and they won, and they got Philadelphia.

00:22:45.000 It is run by the homeless.

00:22:48.000 Yeah, that's a cool little museum.

00:22:49.000 He just kept inventing shit.

00:22:51.000 Like, look at those shoes he made.

00:22:53.000 Wood snow shoes.

00:22:55.000 He could party, too.

00:22:57.000 Yeah.

00:22:58.000 I don't think he was a very good husband.

00:23:00.000 I believe he was a bit of a philanderer.

00:23:02.000 The great Christian.

00:23:03.000 He had Purient interests.

00:23:06.000 Anyway.

00:23:08.000 Oh, yeah.

00:23:09.000 Is that it?

00:23:10.000 Yeah.

00:23:10.000 So without further to-do, let's jump right into a mailbag special.

00:23:17.000 Here we are, folks.

00:23:30.000 We got to redo that.

00:23:31.000 I don't know why you used a picture of my dad and then put my glasses on him.

00:23:37.000 He's the wrinkliest person I've ever seen.

00:23:40.000 Just a little prank.

00:23:42.000 So Tucker Carlson was trending today because he said, maybe you can find it.

00:23:48.000 It's all over Twitter.

00:23:50.000 He said, let's cut the shit.

00:23:54.000 He wasn't George Floyd.

00:23:57.000 The whole country was ruined by George Floyd.

00:23:59.000 And, well, here, look it up.

00:24:01.000 George Floyd is trending instead of Tucker now.

00:24:04.000 Oh, really?

00:24:05.000 They say his family should sue.

00:24:06.000 I'm like, what family?

00:24:11.000 His kids didn't know that it was their dad until their mom called and said, hey, you know that guy on the TV right now?

00:24:21.000 Yeah?

00:24:21.000 That's your fucking dad.

00:24:23.000 And they went, what?

00:24:27.000 Look up, it's Media Matters for America, which all they do is ruin people with scandals.

00:24:37.000 Oh, this guy said the N-word 50 years ago.

00:24:42.000 But then they got their own scandal where the co-founder, this woman, this Indian bitch who lives in Berlin, said, yeah, Media Matters for America or Sleeping Giants.

00:24:53.000 Am I confusing?

00:24:54.000 Is it Sleeping Giants?

00:24:55.000 Maybe it was Sleeping Giants.

00:24:56.000 Let's see.

00:24:56.000 Does Meteor Matters for America?

00:24:59.000 No, it was Sleeping Giants.

00:25:01.000 Sorry.

00:25:01.000 And then so the other chick from Sleeping Giants goes, yeah, it's a sexist place.

00:25:05.000 He saw me as a second-class citizen because I'm a woman.

00:25:08.000 Yeah, that's the logo.

00:25:09.000 He totally shat on me.

00:25:11.000 And then they kept going.

00:25:12.000 They're doing great.

00:25:18.000 So they're immune to scandals.

00:25:21.000 The guy got doxed.

00:25:22.000 Everyone knows who he is.

00:25:24.000 I think he's like an advertising exec who feels guilty about making money.

00:25:27.000 So he spends his free time trying to stop advertisers from doing anything.

00:25:33.000 Ben here is covering for Tucker Carlson.

00:25:36.000 Got to protect your grift.

00:25:38.000 Grift.

00:25:39.000 What is this one about, though, they keep showing?

00:25:41.000 This is Infowar shit.

00:25:42.000 Oh, yeah, that's it.

00:25:43.000 That's it.

00:25:50.000 So what does all of this mean exactly?

00:25:52.000 We're not sure what it means, and we're not going to speculate.

00:25:56.000 We do know for certain that the known facts of what happened on January 6th Deviate in very important ways from the story they are now telling us, including the story they told us today in the impeachment hearings.

00:26:08.000 And in many places, the known facts bear no resemblance to the story they're telling.

00:26:12.000 They're just flat-out lying.

00:26:14.000 There's no question about that.

00:26:16.000 The question is: why would they lie about this?

00:26:19.000 For an answer, think back to last spring.

00:26:21.000 Beginning of Memorial Day, BLM and their sponsors in corporate America completely changed this country.

00:26:27.000 They changed this country more in five months than it had changed in the previous 50 years.

00:26:32.000 How'd they do that?

00:26:33.000 They used the sad death of a man called George Floyd to upend our society.

00:26:38.000 Months later, we learned that the story they told us about George Floyd's death was an utter lie.

00:26:43.000 There was no physical evidence that George Floyd was murdered by a cop.

00:26:47.000 The autopsy showed that George Floyd almost certainly died of a drug overdose, fentanyl.

00:26:53.000 But by that point, facts didn't matter.

00:26:55.000 It was too late.

00:26:56.000 Cities had been destroyed, along with the fabric of this country itself.

00:26:59.000 Scores of people had been killed.

00:27:01.000 Okay, so the Democratic Party's in trouble for it.

00:27:04.000 So you put out fake news, although I did see an autopsy that said it was asphyxiation.

00:27:11.000 So then it gets corrected, and now when you dispute fake news, people no longer go, oh, really?

00:27:18.000 Fentanyl?

00:27:19.000 Huh.

00:27:20.000 They go, Tucker Carlson is lying.

00:27:23.000 He should get sued.

00:27:24.000 Let's contact all his advertisers and make sure that you can't advertise on Tucker's show or on Fox News in general.

00:27:31.000 Fatal level.

00:27:31.000 What does he say there?

00:27:32.000 Let's get this straight.

00:27:33.000 Tucker Carlson is now trending because he paraphrased the Hennepin County Medical Examiner's autopsy of George Floyd.

00:27:40.000 New court docs say George Floyd had fatal level of fentanyl in his system.

00:27:45.000 And then Sleeping Giant's reaction to that is a grifter has to protect his grift.

00:27:50.000 As an advertiser, wait, go back.

00:27:52.000 Do you support this segment where Tucker Carlson says that George Floyd died of a drug overdose?

00:27:56.000 Wait, go above that one?

00:27:58.000 Tucker Carlson smeared George Floyd tonight, claiming he almost certainly died of a drug overdose.

00:28:01.000 It sickens me that the Floyd family, there is no Floyd family.

00:28:06.000 Floyd was nomadic.

00:28:08.000 He lived all over the country, doing drugs, committing crimes, fucking chicks, getting them pregnant, and leaving.

00:28:15.000 There's no family there.

00:28:19.000 And I hope they sue Tucker and Fox for $3 billion, which is apparently the only thing that changes their behavior.

00:28:26.000 Because that was the Dominion voting machines.

00:28:28.000 Go up to that guy.

00:28:29.000 Who is that guy?

00:28:30.000 Jesse Lecherich.

00:28:34.000 Co-founder of Accountable Tech.

00:28:36.000 Oh, what a cunt.

00:28:38.000 To make this internet less bad and more truthy.

00:28:40.000 Former policy spokesman for Hillary Clinton.

00:28:42.000 You don't say.

00:28:44.000 Okay, so I have an insider who was involved in the George Floyd autopsy.

00:28:52.000 And he says, because I said, dude, I'm confused because I saw an autopsy that said asphyxiation.

00:28:59.000 But I also saw him with my own beautiful blue eyes put fentanyl in his mouth a lot.

00:29:05.000 And talking to cops who do drug busts, and there's a whole 60-minute segment on this, you can die from a fucking sliver of fentanyl.

00:29:13.000 In fact, when the feds confiscate it, they wear hazmat suits because they don't want to get any on their skin.

00:29:19.000 I would say it's the number one threat to our children today is fentanyl.

00:29:24.000 Drunk driving?

00:29:25.000 See you later, alligator.

00:29:27.000 I wish drunk driving was our biggest problem.

00:29:29.000 Holy shit.

00:29:31.000 And of course, when my wife got pregnant with my first one, I thought, all right, here's our problems.

00:29:37.000 Drunk driving, heroin, pregnancy.

00:29:40.000 Gotcha.

00:29:42.000 None of those are on the radar.

00:29:44.000 Here's our problems.

00:29:45.000 Screens and what they do to your brain.

00:29:48.000 Fuggin carfentanil.

00:29:53.000 And that's it.

00:29:53.000 That's the lethal dose, by the way.

00:29:55.000 Look how small that is.

00:29:57.000 There's another comparison of the lethal dose.

00:30:00.000 I've never heard of carfentanil.

00:30:05.000 I think it's...

00:30:06.000 One cup said it's chemical warfare.

00:30:08.000 The Chinese are producing this, sending it over here, and we're dying to the tune of, what, 120 a day?

00:30:15.000 We're at war.

00:30:16.000 We don't even know it.

00:30:16.000 It's a silent war.

00:30:19.000 Okay, so here's the inside scoop.

00:30:21.000 Ready, boys and girls?

00:30:23.000 You don't have this email.

00:30:25.000 The autopsy report shows he had 11 NG slash ml.

00:30:30.000 I don't know what that means.

00:30:31.000 Milliliters?

00:30:32.000 But what's NG?

00:30:33.000 Milligrams.

00:30:34.000 Well, it says NG.

00:30:35.000 I guess he spelled it wrong.

00:30:36.000 Oh, fuck.

00:30:37.000 He had 11 milliliters of fentanyl in his system when they tested him at the hospital.

00:30:41.000 The same report notes, and I quote, signs associated with fentanyl toxicity include severe respiratory depression, seizures, hypotension, coma, and death.

00:30:54.000 And then he puts in bold, in fatalities from fentanyl, blood concentrations are variable and have been reported as low as three milliliters.

00:31:03.000 Again, he puts NG, so it must be NG.

00:31:08.000 And then he sends me a link to a Wayback machine, I guess.

00:31:15.000 Oh, and it's the Hennepin County Medical Examiner's Office Autopsy Report.

00:31:21.000 I'm sorry, yeah.

00:31:21.000 Nanograms.

00:31:23.000 That's how small of an amount you have to deal with.

00:31:26.000 So they've seen fatal doses as low as three, and he had 11.

00:31:33.000 And yes, he did die of asphyxiation, but not from a cop.

00:31:39.000 So why doesn't anyone, like, they're just so sure they're right that instead of saying, holy fuck, Tucker Carlson just said he OD'd, they go, Tucker Carlson's wrong.

00:31:52.000 I'm right.

00:31:53.000 The riots were justified.

00:31:56.000 There's no curiosity.

00:31:58.000 Like, if I discovered that Trump did collude with Russia and cheated when he won the election and someone had evidence, I'd go, holy shit.

00:32:06.000 I wouldn't go, you should be sued for lying.

00:32:09.000 That's because it's a religion.

00:32:11.000 Religious people have faith and their faith can't be shaken.

00:32:14.000 And that's good when it comes to Jesus Christ and God.

00:32:18.000 It's bad when it comes to politics because politics should be like science.

00:32:23.000 It should be an assumed way to deal with the problem based on accruing data.

00:32:29.000 If the data changes, the solution changes.

00:32:31.000 3 million illegal aliens in America is not a problem.

00:32:35.000 I would not discuss it ever if there was 3 million illegals.

00:32:38.000 I don't think that's enough to affect the job pool.

00:32:41.000 It probably sucks for blacks in Southern California.

00:32:45.000 If I was black in Southern California, I'd be maybe an activist when it comes to that.

00:32:49.000 Otherwise, not an issue.

00:32:53.000 30 million, on the other hand, it's an issue.

00:32:57.000 Okay.

00:33:00.000 And then he's, so I just sent you the two links.

00:33:02.000 There's the Hennepin County medical report.

00:33:08.000 And that shows an OD.

00:33:10.000 You got to understand, when Tucker says something on TV, he's not just farting out his mouth.

00:33:16.000 Like, they have to fact-check this shit.

00:33:18.000 They don't want to get sued.

00:33:20.000 So they make sure every time they say something controversial, they have something solid to back it up.

00:33:24.000 You know, like a medical examiner's autopsy report.

00:33:28.000 Court filings, medical examiner thought George Floyd had fatal level of fentanyl in his system.

00:33:34.000 He's a loser.

00:33:35.000 George Floyd is a loser.

00:33:38.000 And he lost.

00:33:43.000 And then he ends it with, the body cam footage is actually more important than anything.

00:33:48.000 All the other things I'm showing you here.

00:33:51.000 It shows he says he couldn't breathe before being on the ground.

00:33:57.000 Okay, now, Ryan, this is going to get tricky because I went back to, I said we were leaving New York on January 25th.

00:34:06.000 So I started on January 26th, which is hundreds and hundreds of emails ago.

00:34:13.000 And I went through all the different towns you suggested.

00:34:17.000 Should I just list out the towns?

00:34:19.000 Yeah, hold on.

00:34:20.000 Let me do that.

00:34:22.000 The towns are, well, you can pull them up on your screen.

00:34:25.000 I got that big email.

00:34:26.000 Yep.

00:34:27.000 ML.

00:34:28.000 So pull it up.

00:34:32.000 But careful what you show, because there's a message to my wife and stuff there.

00:34:35.000 I just want to show that red states start with red states and red cities.

00:34:43.000 So I put blue flags on particularly interesting ones.

00:34:47.000 A lot of Conor McGregor stuff we skipped over.

00:34:50.000 I could work this out here.

00:34:55.000 Move to Florida.

00:34:56.000 Red States.

00:35:01.000 So Montana, New Hampshire.

00:35:03.000 I'm not a New Hampshire guy.

00:35:05.000 I can't explain why.

00:35:07.000 I didn't like Vermont.

00:35:09.000 And I sense a lot of yuppies.

00:35:12.000 So I'm going to go no on New Hampshire.

00:35:14.000 Also, if I'm going to move, I don't want the same...

00:35:18.000 New Hampshire is basically New York, but a little more...

00:35:21.000 Rural.

00:35:22.000 Same geography.

00:35:23.000 Yeah, I want different geographies.

00:35:24.000 I want to try mountains.

00:35:25.000 Yeah, yeah, that'd be cool.

00:35:26.000 Desert isn't there.

00:35:26.000 That's what I like about some of these places in the Carolinas where it gets hot, you go up into the mountains.

00:35:33.000 So Montana, New Hampshire.

00:35:34.000 Montana is fucking beautiful.

00:35:36.000 I would love to retire there, but I don't see my son getting a lot of playtime.

00:35:41.000 It's too spread out.

00:35:42.000 I don't see a good baseball team up there.

00:35:44.000 So Red Cities, that's where it starts.

00:35:46.000 So Nevada, we got Carson City, Colorado, Colorado Springs.

00:35:49.000 Heber Valley looks cool in Utah.

00:35:52.000 Missouri's got a lot.

00:35:54.000 Kansas, which includes Overland Park, and Oleh, where my doppelganger lives, Jackson.

00:36:00.000 And then Texas, Austin.

00:36:01.000 The guy suggested Lake Away, but I looked it up and it's pretty blue.

00:36:05.000 Although what I have noticed about the liberals in Texas is, and it's maybe because they're outnumbered and everyone has a gun, they don't talk shit and fuck with your life the way they do here.

00:36:14.000 Maybe it's because they don't have secular Jews.

00:36:16.000 Orthodox Jews and Hasidic Jews I've always got along with.

00:36:19.000 I've lived with secular Jews.

00:36:21.000 Montreal is very Jewish.

00:36:22.000 So I've been around Jews my whole adult life.

00:36:25.000 But Westchester is the first time I've seen these secular Jews who I don't really consider Jewish.

00:36:31.000 You know, someone who calls himself a female rabbi is just, they're playing house.

00:36:35.000 And these people are vindictive.

00:36:38.000 And I think a lot of them use their Judaism as a sort of a blunt object to bludgeon you to death.

00:36:45.000 I don't really see their sincerity.

00:36:46.000 And when I talk to Orthodox Jews, they say the same thing about them.

00:36:51.000 It's weird that there's conservatives you might not want to hang out with, and then Democrats you might not mind hanging out with.

00:36:56.000 You know, like really typical conservatives, you might be like, you're not in it for the lulz.

00:37:01.000 I don't really want to hang.

00:37:02.000 Yeah.

00:37:03.000 You know?

00:37:04.000 So it's weird.

00:37:05.000 So we might just have the extremes.

00:37:07.000 Anyway, listen, man.

00:37:08.000 Listen, man.

00:37:09.000 It's crazy.

00:37:09.000 Look, listen, man.

00:37:11.000 We got 100 emails a day.

00:37:12.000 We have to figure out something here.

00:37:14.000 I think we need a new show.

00:37:15.000 Somebody came up with a really good idea, donation-based, get some money for Justice for Liberty and then almost like a super chat, but a super male.

00:37:24.000 Which is me.

00:37:25.000 I'm a super male.

00:37:26.000 Okay.

00:37:30.000 Idaho's got some great things in there.

00:37:32.000 West Virginia, that's where Tim Poole is.

00:37:37.000 And everyone is right-wing there.

00:37:40.000 That seems pretty awesome.

00:37:41.000 Although, again, it's the exact same climate and geography as here.

00:37:46.000 Virginia seems cool.

00:37:47.000 Georgia, you've got to stay away from Atlanta, but not too far away.

00:37:51.000 And then look at all the North Carolinas we got.

00:37:54.000 Raleigh, Asheville, Mooresville, Wilmington.

00:37:56.000 That's where my buddy's from.

00:37:57.000 Yeah, he says.

00:37:58.000 Who?

00:37:59.000 That's a good spot.

00:37:59.000 My buddy Jared.

00:38:01.000 Highland, Stanley County, south of Charlotte, right on the border there.

00:38:05.000 I like the sound of Pembroke.

00:38:06.000 A lot of American Indians who are right-wingers.

00:38:09.000 That would make my wife happy.

00:38:11.000 They could do their little powwows and their fucking rain dances.

00:38:14.000 Hendersonville, Iredale County.

00:38:16.000 It would be cool to get my kids into their Indian heritage.

00:38:20.000 There's nothing up here, and they're fucking half a country away from their tribe, the Ho-Chunks.

00:38:24.000 But it would be cool if my daughter was a fancy dancer.

00:38:27.000 You know?

00:38:28.000 It's so weird how everything's named after Native Americans.

00:38:31.000 But yeah, there's not that community here.

00:38:34.000 South Carolina's got a few.

00:38:36.000 And then, of course, Florida.

00:38:37.000 It might be because I mentioned Florida.

00:38:39.000 We're just drowning.

00:38:40.000 Can you believe there's a place called 30A?

00:38:43.000 What?

00:38:44.000 I think that's where Matt Goetz lives.

00:38:46.000 30A?

00:38:47.000 What are you, a droid?

00:38:48.000 What do you droid?

00:38:50.000 This is not the town you're looking for.

00:38:52.000 Seward in Nebraska looks good.

00:38:54.000 And then Tennessee is, I got to say, Knoxville, Tennessee is looking pretty tempting, too.

00:38:58.000 I want to have cowboy Boots and a gun.

00:39:01.000 Fuck yeah.

00:39:03.000 This says jeans, cowboy boots, a gun, no shirt, and a cowboy hat.

00:39:07.000 I'm going to go white shirt, jeans.

00:39:09.000 Crocs.

00:39:10.000 Just kidding.

00:39:11.000 So after Jack's Beach, it says south side area, not west side, northside, or downtown.

00:39:17.000 It's cut off.

00:39:18.000 Okay.

00:39:18.000 I'm going to zoom in.

00:39:19.000 Okay, so this is where it gets tricky, Ryan.

00:39:21.000 This is me going back two weeks into the mail.

00:39:25.000 I looked at two weeks, which is hundreds and hundreds of emails.

00:39:28.000 I was on my computer for hours and hours today.

00:39:32.000 So we're going back to January 25th from Linda.

00:39:36.000 So it seems like you lusted after a lot of blondies as a teen.

00:39:39.000 When did it change to brunettes?

00:39:42.000 Thank you for that question.

00:39:43.000 I flagged your letter.

00:39:47.000 This was just what was presented to us.

00:39:49.000 You have to understand, when I was a young lad, there was no internet, no nothing.

00:39:54.000 So when the divinals appeared on, what was it called, Friday Night Videos, that was like the only time you'd see a hot chicken thigh high singing.

00:40:02.000 So you'd poop your panties.

00:40:04.000 Blondie was, you know, the most popular musical artist around.

00:40:08.000 But I did, my first boner was Raquel Welch on the Muppet Show, and she was a brunette.

00:40:12.000 I think what may have happened to my taste in women is I had to adapt.

00:40:18.000 I was not the most athletic young man.

00:40:20.000 I was always kind of a weirdo.

00:40:22.000 And your standard hot blonde wasn't really interested in me.

00:40:27.000 So I noticed I could do okay with the ethnically ambiguous ones, the sort of half East Indian ones.

00:40:34.000 And so I think I altered my tastes.

00:40:38.000 Like if you lived in Madison, Wisconsin, you probably learned to love cheese because it's just there in your groom.

00:40:47.000 You turn around and walk away.

00:40:49.000 Ryan has fixed that drop.

00:40:51.000 Yes.

00:40:53.000 Got some newbies.

00:40:54.000 And by the way.

00:40:56.000 Yo, how are you doing, Gavin?

00:40:57.000 Gavin?

00:41:00.000 We've been on a Key and Peel bender.

00:41:03.000 It's up there in my top four.

00:41:05.000 I only stopped watching them because I thought they stopped making stuff.

00:41:08.000 They got brand new stuff.

00:41:09.000 Yeah, it was very rare, though.

00:41:11.000 That's one video out of like four or five years.

00:41:13.000 Ah, farts.

00:41:15.000 Mr. Show, Monty Python, Key and Peel.

00:41:21.000 Not Peep Show.

00:41:24.000 What's on their sketch comedy shows?

00:41:25.000 Fast Show?

00:41:26.000 Oh, Harry and Paul.

00:41:28.000 Yeah.

00:41:29.000 4045?

00:41:31.000 That show for slaps.

00:41:32.000 4045 years.

00:41:35.000 40 qua.

00:41:36.000 Is he a qua?

00:41:38.000 Bonnie, you're a qua.

00:41:40.000 Those are my top four.

00:41:45.000 And every single person in that list hates Trump's guts.

00:41:49.000 Isn't that weird?

00:41:50.000 100% of...

00:41:52.000 Oh, no, no.

00:41:52.000 Jay Johnson, who worked on Mr. Show, likes Trump.

00:41:55.000 That's one.

00:41:57.000 But David Cross, Bob Owen, Kirk, I'm sure Harry and Paul think he's a fucking piece of shit.

00:42:02.000 He's terrible.

00:42:03.000 He's 45th president.

00:42:06.000 Which president was he?

00:42:07.000 45, 40, 45, 45, 40, 45, 40.

00:42:12.000 Here's another oldie with a goodie.

00:42:15.000 And we've all covered this already.

00:42:17.000 But, you know, I was in the attic all day today going through some old photo albums.

00:42:22.000 And I remembered this picture.

00:42:23.000 This is from Kevin, January 26, 2021.

00:42:26.000 Femininity is the subject.

00:42:28.000 Hey, Gavin, you're talking about how women are naturally feminine without even trying reminded me of this meme.

00:42:34.000 Also, my engineer wife agrees with the teacher on your son's homework.

00:42:37.000 You need to do exponents first, blah, blah, blah.

00:42:40.000 Ta-ta for now.

00:42:42.000 And then the text says, this is honestly the funniest picture I've ever seen on the internet.

00:42:48.000 His vaguely threatening gesture and stance, the woman meekly clasping her hands together in fear, the difference in size between his massive skull and hers, his caveman tear slouch making him look like a hunchback versus her standing up straight,

00:43:04.000 the remnants of what appear to be sideburns on the side of his face versus the woman's clear cheeks, the intense expression on his face versus the bewildered expression on hers, the sheer difference in size between their torsos.

00:43:17.000 He is probably double the size of hers.

00:43:19.000 His masculine profile with his chin jutting out in his longer face versus her wider face.

00:43:25.000 I could go on, but you get the idea.

00:43:27.000 All of this contrasted with the constant assertion that these people are identical to women and there is no meaningful difference between them makes for the most exquisite form of irony when their differences are juxtaposed so vividly.

00:43:39.000 The contrast is almost divine.

00:43:41.000 On the left is man's hubris.

00:43:45.000 Holy shit, I never laugh at letters.

00:43:49.000 His desire to capture the beauty of nature and make it his own, his cerebral and conscious understanding of what it means to be what he thinks he is, his intentional quote-unquote becoming, while on the right is nature, effortless.

00:44:01.000 No doctor's appointments or home wounds or surgery.

00:44:03.000 Just an is that needs nothing added to it in order to be complete.

00:44:08.000 He tries so hard, and yet the harder he tries to become, the further he takes himself away from the effortless is that is the thing he wants to be.

00:44:17.000 It's comedy on a cosmic scale, a joke only God himself could come up with.

00:44:22.000 And you know what else is funny about this picture?

00:44:24.000 He's trying to be feminine.

00:44:28.000 Like, this is him not being assertive.

00:44:31.000 And the way his arm is out explaining, he's trying to be kind.

00:44:35.000 And she is trying to be open-minded and accept him as a woman, but she still has this prime ordeal, this primal sense of fear.

00:44:50.000 I'm really impressed, by the way, with that viewer who told us that they're not just mentally okay.

00:44:55.000 Some are, but the majority are perverts who love and fetishize women so much that they want to feel their panties on your balls.

00:45:04.000 So he's right now being a disgusting pervert where he's wearing a dress not to become a woman, but to feel womanness on him.

00:45:12.000 It's almost like Sounds of the Lambs or something where you cut a woman's skin off and then you put it on.

00:45:18.000 And like, I'm a lady.

00:45:21.000 I'm a lady.

00:45:22.000 I'm beautiful.

00:45:24.000 Look at the beautiful lady with my long hair.

00:45:27.000 It slowly starts sliding off and he has to put it back on.

00:45:30.000 That's horrific.

00:45:31.000 I'm a beautiful lady.

00:45:33.000 Look at my long hair.

00:45:35.000 The eyes are kind of sliding off.

00:45:37.000 You can't really see his eyes.

00:45:38.000 You gotta pull it back to see out the eye holes.

00:45:41.000 Hello.

00:45:42.000 Come on.

00:45:45.000 Welcome, come on.

00:45:46.000 Sorry, I'm late.

00:45:48.000 This is sort of what he did is he cut like darts here so he can actually get the whole head onto his head.

00:45:54.000 He cut all the skin off so it's like a Halloween mask, but he has long hair.

00:45:58.000 There's blood still trickling down his chest.

00:46:01.000 And then he cut off her ass and pussy.

00:46:07.000 And he wears that as underwear.

00:46:09.000 Yeah, yeah.

00:46:10.000 You could put the tits on the button.

00:46:11.000 All the way down to the tits.

00:46:12.000 So the tits are sort of hanging there with no meat in them.

00:46:14.000 Oh, I see.

00:46:15.000 And blood's dripping on his skin.

00:46:16.000 I'm not exactly sure how he cuts off the butt cheeks and everything, but he did an okay job.

00:46:20.000 If he bends over, they flop forward, though.

00:46:23.000 Yeah, and then they just hang, yeah.

00:46:25.000 That's terrible.

00:46:25.000 Hello!

00:46:26.000 I'm a beautiful.

00:46:27.000 He looks like the guy in Men in Black.

00:46:30.000 Oh, but guy who took a hard thing.

00:46:32.000 I'm a beautiful baby.

00:46:34.000 Hello.

00:46:36.000 Look at me combing.

00:46:37.000 And as he combs his hair, when he brushes the hair, the mask sort of slips up, and then the eyes go and he can't see anymore.

00:46:45.000 So after every brush, he has to readjust the face and bring it back down.

00:46:50.000 That's what you are, Tranny.

00:46:53.000 You're not a woman.

00:46:55.000 You're not in the wrong body.

00:46:56.000 You're stepping into a woman's skin and it's creepy.

00:47:00.000 In public, yeah, it's fascinating to see that.

00:47:02.000 In public.

00:47:03.000 It's like wearing a bonda shooter, a butt plug.

00:47:06.000 It's a sexual human.

00:47:07.000 You're publicly displaying your bizarre fetish.

00:47:12.000 Okay, here's another one.

00:47:15.000 Commissions and cameo from January 26th.

00:47:18.000 Hello, would Gavin ever take a commission for a doodle?

00:47:20.000 I've been wanting to bid anyway because I want to have a Gavin original and love his altruism in helping Liberty Kinsman.

00:47:25.000 I know how busy he is, so probably not.

00:47:27.000 At the very least, I would love for him to draw Snake Pliskin from Escape from New York for the auction.

00:47:31.000 I would bid like crazy for that.

00:47:32.000 Yes, sir, I will do that.

00:47:34.000 I will draw you Snake Pliskin.

00:47:37.000 Also, I'm sorry to hear about Cammie.

00:47:38.000 I'm not surprised, but still, I was about to book one.

00:47:41.000 Is there any chance?

00:47:41.000 And is it amazing that his name is Joseph Cox.

00:47:45.000 He works at Vice.

00:47:46.000 I emailed him, just like I told you.

00:47:48.000 I talk to everyone these days as almost like a grandfather.

00:47:51.000 And I say, you need to look yourself in the mirror, boy.

00:47:56.000 You know, fame is fleeting.

00:47:58.000 Clicks are gone in an instant.

00:48:02.000 The only thing that remains is character.

00:48:05.000 You got none.

00:48:06.000 We got Snowden, isn't it?

00:48:08.000 Yeah.

00:48:09.000 Joseph Cox.

00:48:11.000 Just look up Gavin McInnis Cameo.

00:48:14.000 Maybe I got his name wrong.

00:48:21.000 So it's a Vice article.

00:48:22.000 Boop-ba-doop-ba-da.

00:48:24.000 Newsweek.

00:48:24.000 Can't wait to write about it.

00:48:27.000 Cameo app condemns Capitol Hill riot while hosting Prowboys Foundry.

00:48:30.000 Yeah, Joseph Cox.

00:48:33.000 Joseph Cox.

00:48:34.000 Joseph.cox at vice.com.

00:48:38.000 And that guy, he got his little article of the day, right?

00:48:43.000 And cameo folded because woke capitalists are petrified of anything.

00:48:49.000 Any kind of attention, anything.

00:48:53.000 Yeah, he's kind of hard to find.

00:48:54.000 If you look up Vimeo, you'll find him.

00:48:56.000 I mean, sorry, videos.

00:48:58.000 There's interviews with him and stuff.

00:49:00.000 Yeah, there he is.

00:49:01.000 Oh, I remember he was the British.

00:49:02.000 He's like a British hipster kid.

00:49:04.000 British guy, yeah.

00:49:05.000 British beta male.

00:49:11.000 But that was a major source of income.

00:49:12.000 Not a major, but that was a very helpful amount of income for them.

00:49:15.000 A few thousand dollars a month.

00:49:17.000 Zenoa, a black woman, was able to buy Christmas presents for her black children thanks to those cameos.

00:49:24.000 And he made it go away for a click.

00:49:28.000 And so I sent him a picture of Liberty Kinsman, and I said, you prevented this child from getting money with your stalwart journalism.

00:49:36.000 How does that make you feel?

00:49:39.000 I wonder if when these kids get older, they're going to go on a rampage to get revenge on all these fuckers who put their dad in jail.

00:49:46.000 I think we're already breeding like Soviet Russian-level children.

00:49:49.000 They have no graduation.

00:49:51.000 They got to be locked up.

00:49:52.000 Their phones.

00:49:53.000 They lack empathy and experience.

00:49:54.000 They're going to be like sociopaths that kill animals.

00:49:57.000 Yeah, what's he got?

00:49:58.000 Three kids?

00:49:58.000 One boy?

00:50:00.000 You better be worried about that boy turning 18 and wanting revenge on all you fuckers who destroyed his family.

00:50:09.000 So yeah, I'm going to get the doodles back up soon.

00:50:11.000 Obviously, the feds are breathing down our neck.

00:50:13.000 We've had all our payment processes.

00:50:17.000 Can I clarify?

00:50:18.000 I didn't mean like Justice's kids are going to be burning, killing.

00:50:20.000 I just mean like the younger generation in general.

00:50:23.000 Okay.

00:50:24.000 Justice's kids?

00:50:25.000 Oh.

00:50:27.000 Sonoa's kids.

00:50:29.000 I was just speaking about the generation.

00:50:32.000 Yeah.

00:50:33.000 Well, there's nothing wrong with saying what I just said.

00:50:35.000 I said if I was one of these writers, I would be worried about his kids when they turn 18 getting revenge because you fucked with their family.

00:50:42.000 I'm not threatening anyone.

00:50:43.000 I know.

00:50:45.000 So I'll get the auction up back again soon.

00:50:48.000 It'll be a doozy, too, because I've got a huge stockpile of drawings.

00:50:52.000 And I've done some beautiful watercolors.

00:50:56.000 Anyway, thank you for building this amazing pirate ship.

00:50:58.000 Your hard work and bravery has helped me make my life better.

00:51:00.000 So thank you for your years of entertainment and information.

00:51:02.000 Gavin is one of a kind.

00:51:04.000 Way funnier and more likable than anyone else on the right.

00:51:06.000 That's why I marked this one.

00:51:08.000 What's that?

00:51:08.000 Say that again.

00:51:10.000 Thanks for your time.

00:51:10.000 I want to use the restroom in my heels.

00:51:15.000 Oh, that reminds me.

00:51:15.000 We skipped books two days in a row here.

00:51:18.000 And they're both very relevant to what we're talking about, especially that last email.

00:51:22.000 This book.

00:51:23.000 It's funny.

00:51:24.000 I used to be friends with a lot more fags.

00:51:26.000 They were my neighbors upstate.

00:51:27.000 And they showed me this book.

00:51:29.000 I ended up buying my own on eBay.

00:51:31.000 It's called Casa Susanna, edited by Michael Hearst and Robert Swope.

00:51:37.000 Robert Swope?

00:51:40.000 Hi.

00:51:41.000 I'm Robert Swope.

00:51:44.000 Swope, you can almost smell like a fart when someone says swope.

00:51:47.000 It's like, did you insert the card or did you swope?

00:51:51.000 Sounds like a map.

00:51:53.000 Even when you walk into a bathroom after someone blew it up, that's a swope.

00:51:56.000 Swope.

00:51:59.000 We were Best pals until Proud Boys.

00:52:02.000 And when I said trans people are mentally ill gays, my wife was worried they were going to dump us.

00:52:08.000 And they go, We don't care.

00:52:09.000 We're not trans.

00:52:11.000 He insulted trans people.

00:52:12.000 Big deal.

00:52:13.000 They're weird.

00:52:14.000 In fact, one of the gays said to me that he hates drag queens because he never knows how to talk to them.

00:52:19.000 It's like talking to a clown.

00:52:21.000 Are you your character?

00:52:22.000 Like, can I talk about capital gains tax or do I always have to be a big hot mess, darling?

00:52:27.000 You know what I mean?

00:52:28.000 Like, off the stage, how do you know how to talk to a drag queen?

00:52:32.000 Anyway, then Proud Boy started and they were like, we're never speaking to you again.

00:52:35.000 Okay.

00:52:36.000 But so Casa Susanna is about a house upstate where New Yorkers would go and they could be themselves.

00:52:44.000 They could dress in women's clothing and do photo shoots.

00:52:48.000 And you want to talk about not passing.

00:52:55.000 So it's basically you and all your friends' dad dressing in your mom's clothes.

00:53:00.000 Look at them.

00:53:00.000 They're all ripped.

00:53:01.000 The Asian one is the only one that even comes close.

00:53:05.000 But it looks like cops.

00:53:07.000 It looks like cops from the 50s.

00:53:10.000 I like boots, dresses.

00:53:11.000 It's just a great book to have around in your coffee table.

00:53:13.000 Talk about a coffee table book.

00:53:15.000 And when your friends come by, you can just laugh at these guys.

00:53:21.000 What did they think?

00:53:22.000 Memes without caption.

00:53:24.000 Yeah.

00:53:25.000 They all look fucking ridiculous.

00:53:27.000 By the way, I think Swope is what baby racists would call me.

00:53:32.000 You're a swope.

00:53:33.000 Good one.

00:53:34.000 Thank you.

00:53:35.000 Look, they'd all have dinner together.

00:53:36.000 Just chat.

00:53:38.000 Would they chat in their normal voices?

00:53:41.000 I hope not.

00:53:43.000 So, yeah, tonight has been great.

00:53:45.000 It's great to see you ladies, just to eat with you again and spend some time with you.

00:53:50.000 Do they fuck?

00:53:50.000 Are they fags?

00:53:52.000 Do they so many dicks?

00:53:53.000 Do they put their dinks in each other's bums?

00:53:57.000 Oh, my God.

00:53:58.000 There's a lot of them.

00:53:59.000 There's going to be, if you're a sane man who dresses in women's clothes, which I doubt, you're going to have a very high contingent of lunatics.

00:54:09.000 Weirdos.

00:54:11.000 You know?

00:54:12.000 Yes.

00:54:13.000 Like at least 50% lunatics.

00:54:15.000 Wait, go back.

00:54:15.000 I think that was a real woman in the middle.

00:54:17.000 Yeah.

00:54:18.000 In the bottom left?

00:54:19.000 Or a second to the left?

00:54:20.000 Yeah.

00:54:21.000 You can just tell, you know?

00:54:22.000 It's just like that picture we showed earlier.

00:54:24.000 It's effortless.

00:54:26.000 Conversely, you can't become.

00:54:33.000 Which brings us to today's book, Fads and Fallacies in the Social Sciences.

00:54:37.000 This is your new Bible.

00:54:39.000 Stephen Goldberg, I think it's 2003.

00:54:42.000 Couldn't be more relevant today.

00:54:43.000 He just breaks it all down in a fun, silly way.

00:54:46.000 You know, he goes off at a tangent talking about Bob Dylan's music and the fact that OJ is guilty.

00:54:53.000 But he talks about blacks in the crime statistics and how most people on death row are white, but most mass murderers are black.

00:55:05.000 Race and IQ, are gays born that way.

00:55:08.000 Some are, a lot aren't.

00:55:10.000 There's just, I think 2003, I had a lot of trouble with this book when I first got it because I wasn't totally red-pilled yet.

00:55:19.000 So you can see in my notes, I'm kind of struggling to swallow all these red pills.

00:55:24.000 But, you know, males are better at mathematical reasoning.

00:55:28.000 It should not be necessary to say that male superiority at mathematical reasoning does not imply that a male and a female at the same level different aptitude and ability.

00:55:36.000 They do not.

00:55:36.000 Just as a woman who is exactly six feet tall is as tall as a man who is exactly six feet tall.

00:55:42.000 So a woman at any level has the same aptitude and ability as a man at that level.

00:55:45.000 In both cases, the sexual difference manifests itself in the disproportionate numbers of males at the higher levels, not in the difference between males and females at the same high level.

00:55:51.000 This would seem too obvious to mention, but responses to this essay indicate there is not.

00:55:55.000 And then he goes on to say that men and women are different.

00:56:00.000 Pretty controversial book.

00:56:02.000 Races exist.

00:56:04.000 Races have patterns.

00:56:05.000 You don't apply that pattern when you meet someone from scratch, but you're allowed to notice patterns.

00:56:11.000 But in today's day and age, you can only notice patterns if it's good things.

00:56:14.000 Black pride, gay pride.

00:56:16.000 You can't notice bad patterns about a group unless they're white males.

00:56:20.000 And then that's all you can notice.

00:56:23.000 Clown world.

00:56:26.000 Okay, this one's from Jose.

00:56:28.000 Oh, no, that's scary.

00:56:30.000 Sorry.

00:56:32.000 This one's from Steve.

00:56:34.000 I happened upon a different take on the black poet from inauguration.

00:56:38.000 They are definitely more awoke than you.

00:56:40.000 Jump to 1-11.38.

00:56:44.000 Now, you're going to have to jump a little farther because it includes a lot of her speech.

00:56:48.000 Well, maybe not.

00:56:51.000 1-11.38.

00:56:55.000 The morning trap.

00:56:57.000 Wait, isn't a trap a tranny?

00:57:00.000 Yeah, a convincing tranny.

00:57:05.000 She said, quiet isn't always possible.

00:57:08.000 Wait, go back.

00:57:09.000 Look how happy they are with that fucking patronizing child telling all of us how to live.

00:57:18.000 Wait, I want to hear just a pube of her speech, dude.

00:57:33.000 We step out of the shade, aflame, and unafraid.

00:57:37.000 The new dawn blooms as we free it.

00:57:40.000 For there is always light if only we're brave enough to see it.

00:57:45.000 If only we're brave enough to be it.

00:57:49.000 That means nothing.

00:57:50.000 She said, quiet isn't always peace, and what just is, isn't justice.

00:57:57.000 Stop.

00:57:59.000 Quiet isn't always peace.

00:58:02.000 No one thinks that.

00:58:03.000 Strangling someone to death is a very quiet thing to do.

00:58:08.000 A gas leak in your home is a very quiet thing to do.

00:58:13.000 Committing suicide with carbon monoxide in your garage where the tailpipe goes into your car is a very quiet way to die.

00:58:22.000 So no one thinks quiet necessarily means peace.

00:58:25.000 And then here's the dumbest thing I've ever heard.

00:58:29.000 Just is injustice.

00:58:32.000 So just because it exists doesn't mean it's justice.

00:58:35.000 Yeah, I know.

00:58:39.000 Baby rape is.

00:58:42.000 I wouldn't label that under justice.

00:58:43.000 That's not filed under justice, correct?

00:58:45.000 Yeah.

00:58:46.000 Yeah, if justice, If everything that was justice is justice, justice wouldn't be a word because there would be redundant.

00:58:52.000 Are you implying that I think that everything that exists is justice?

00:58:58.000 That's worthy.

00:58:59.000 Someone stepped on a baby's head with a ski boot on for no reason.

00:59:01.000 Now it's dead.

00:59:02.000 That's justice because it just is.

00:59:05.000 That's worse than the sky of the blue.

00:59:06.000 It's horny for the words.

00:59:07.000 For the sky of the blue, you have to look up at least.

00:59:09.000 It's like it is what it is.

00:59:11.000 But this whole like taking apart words, the library is where they keep the lies.

00:59:16.000 His story.

00:59:18.000 His story.

00:59:18.000 We need to recognize what we recognize.

00:59:23.000 No, we don't.

00:59:25.000 Hospital.

00:59:26.000 Ha!

00:59:27.000 They're laughing at us.

00:59:28.000 By the way, I got to jump here, not leave, but I got to jump to another letter.

00:59:33.000 Wait, it's in scent.

00:59:35.000 Did I cover the woman who worked at the, or the someone who worked at the restaurant?

00:59:41.000 Restaurant?

00:59:42.000 The hospital where those people died?

00:59:47.000 Wait, I'm doing two things at once.

00:59:49.000 You're only hearing half a brain.

00:59:52.000 Yeah.

00:59:54.000 I met the black couple that killed the white baby.

00:59:58.000 I have to get this person on the show.

01:00:01.000 I mean, just a speakerphone should do.

01:00:03.000 Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

01:00:05.000 I think it's a she.

01:00:06.000 She's got a weird name.

01:00:07.000 I think she doesn't want to be exposed, but surely you can do a speakerphone call.

01:00:11.000 Sure, sure.

01:00:12.000 Sure, sure, sure.

01:00:12.000 Shit, sure.

01:00:13.000 Shit, sure.

01:00:15.000 So, you know what they're talking about?

01:00:16.000 There was a couple who were anti-white.

01:00:19.000 They adopted a white child, I think more than one, and then they beat her to death.

01:00:24.000 If the races were reversed, I would pay Ryan $10,000 to lynch me live on the show because white people are evil.

01:00:32.000 If a redneck who had Confederate flags everywhere adopted a black child, a beautiful black child, and killed it, I would push the self-destruct button on the earth.

01:00:42.000 Imagine if the races were reversed.

01:00:45.000 But because it's black on white, the story is it's dabbled.

01:00:50.000 It's poked its head up.

01:00:52.000 Race is not really mentioned in it.

01:00:53.000 It's more just like, can you believe this crazy evil thing that happened that has nothing to do with race?

01:00:58.000 Anyway, nobody will hear about this either because no.

01:01:03.000 This goes on for seven minutes.

01:01:05.000 Seven minutes.

01:01:06.000 There's a fight on the trampolines.

01:01:08.000 A fight on the side.

01:01:09.000 Yeah.

01:01:10.000 Ding, ding.

01:01:12.000 I think it's a free-for-all.

01:01:13.000 Not sure.

01:01:14.000 Just punch everyone.

01:01:15.000 Blatant punching of women.

01:01:16.000 Just cops go there and show the couple.

01:01:21.000 Show the woman who killed that child.

01:01:25.000 Forget her name.

01:01:26.000 I met the couple that killed the white baby.

01:01:29.000 I had to pull them from their vehicle when they arrived at the hospital.

01:01:32.000 Have I read this before?

01:01:33.000 I don't think so.

01:01:34.000 I can only say so much without breaking the HIPAA, Hippocratic Oath thing.

01:01:39.000 Anyways, I didn't know what had happened at the time.

01:01:41.000 All I knew was that it was bad.

01:01:43.000 She came into the hospital looking like she came from a Walmart in the ghetto, eight hours after the baby was brought in, which is sketchy as hell.

01:01:51.000 Yeah, why wouldn't you go in with the baby?

01:01:53.000 I immediately called because it tripped a security measure.

01:01:56.000 Before the cops arrived, I had to go outside and pull the husband inside.

01:02:00.000 I'm a fighter, but by no means was I going to escalate the situation.

01:02:04.000 So it's a dude.

01:02:05.000 Especially when he had no clue they were caught.

01:02:08.000 How could they not get caught?

01:02:10.000 So I lied.

01:02:11.000 I told him the nurse wanted to speak to him.

01:02:14.000 Once inside, they were brought into a room, and once the cops...

01:02:17.000 What are you doing, Ryan?

01:02:21.000 That's it.

01:02:22.000 I'm looking for that.

01:02:23.000 Okay, we'll find it.

01:02:24.000 They really bury this shit.

01:02:26.000 Well, you just showed me the link.

01:02:27.000 What happens when you click on that?

01:02:32.000 Yeah, why didn't you click on that?

01:02:35.000 That's her.

01:02:36.000 There's the kid.

01:02:37.000 There's the guy I'm talking about right now.

01:02:39.000 Why didn't you click on that?

01:02:41.000 I was looking for the side-by-side.

01:02:45.000 Anyway, so she was bitching about white privilege.

01:02:48.000 We know this story, right?

01:02:49.000 We've talked about this on the show before.

01:02:50.000 Once inside, they were brought into a room, and once the cops went inside, the woman started doing that loud and annoying scream cry only woman can do.

01:02:58.000 Her and her trashy husband were arrested.

01:03:00.000 Hope they burn in hell.

01:03:01.000 On the off chance you actually read this, I want to thank you for your advice.

01:03:04.000 It helped me get married and become close to a sub four-mile runner.

01:03:13.000 Okay.

01:03:15.000 So that's pretty fucking heavy.

01:03:18.000 They murdered a white.

01:03:19.000 Those are two racists who murdered a white child.

01:03:22.000 And we are living in the bigotry of low expectations.

01:03:27.000 Where some child gets up at the inauguration and says some dumb fucking pile of words like, just is is not, just is is not justice.

01:03:38.000 Vice versa and versa vice.

01:03:42.000 You wouldn't be a snake.

01:03:43.000 You'd be a snake.

01:03:44.000 Let's go back to that because I like this guy's books.

01:03:48.000 He looks like he's a real reader.

01:03:50.000 He's collected the, no, no, back to the video.

01:03:55.000 Look how many books he's read.

01:03:57.000 They're all leatherbound.

01:03:59.000 Shiny.

01:04:00.000 Shiny.

01:04:02.000 It's hard to read a...

01:04:04.000 I guess they're law books.

01:04:05.000 It's hard to read law books and not crack the binding.

01:04:08.000 But he's managed to, he must be very delicate when he reads all those books.

01:04:11.000 Look, there's a shelf below, too.

01:04:13.000 It's three shelves.

01:04:15.000 And they go around a corner.

01:04:17.000 Yeah, those books in the corner must be hard to take out.

01:04:19.000 Well, you can't.

01:04:20.000 Yeah, it is tricky because if you pull this book out, you can't pull that book out.

01:04:23.000 They block each other.

01:04:24.000 So you have to make a decision early.

01:04:26.000 Am I going to take from this side of the shelf or this side of the shelf?

01:04:29.000 Let me see the ones on the bottom.

01:04:31.000 I think they're law books or maybe religious scholarly stuff.

01:04:38.000 Speaking of totally real books, you saw the shower curtain one.

01:04:41.000 I did see the shower curtain.

01:04:42.000 Yep.

01:04:42.000 Who's that?

01:04:42.000 Kamala Harris' friend or something?

01:04:44.000 I can't remember.

01:04:44.000 Wait, delete me for a second.

01:04:46.000 Is that a rainbow, like a gay thing with the black power fist?

01:04:51.000 Looks pretty gay.

01:04:52.000 But it's not the right rainbow.

01:04:55.000 Brown and black.

01:04:56.000 Oh.

01:04:57.000 Jesus, I got to catch up on my flags.

01:05:01.000 That's like black power gay or something.

01:05:04.000 Red, orange, yellow, green, blue, violet.

01:05:08.000 And then brown, black on top.

01:05:09.000 I don't know what the fuck that is.

01:05:11.000 But anyway, let's maybe move them out of the way so we don't block that chocolate egg.

01:05:20.000 The quiet isn't always peace, and what just is isn't justice.

01:05:23.000 I said, girl, she said a lot, and I think that was the most prominent part for me because I was listening to it.

01:05:30.000 It's like, let me get a nap in, but she stabbed me right up.

01:05:33.000 I was like, ma'am, who is this young genius?

01:05:37.000 It's this young poet.

01:05:38.000 It was amazing.

01:05:40.000 Rebecca, I'm glad you called her young genius.

01:05:42.000 Let me tell you about the success story you saw.

01:05:45.000 Success story.

01:05:46.000 Is that like a succession?

01:05:49.000 In that poem and also that poet.

01:05:52.000 The success story you saw in that poem and also that poet.

01:05:58.000 Because she is how white America education system see black folk.

01:06:03.000 I don't know if a lot of people know who this is.

01:06:05.000 This sister has already written books.

01:06:07.000 She's a published author.

01:06:08.000 She is a national poet lawyer.

01:06:11.000 But white folk, doctors, said she was special needs when she was first born.

01:06:17.000 And they were ready to put her on that path to life.

01:06:20.000 So this guy's mentality is the following.

01:06:24.000 Black people are geniuses.

01:06:25.000 They're poiots.

01:06:26.000 They could be very successful.

01:06:29.000 But racist white doctors go, that's a Negro.

01:06:33.000 She's a retard.

01:06:34.000 Put her in a fucking cage.

01:06:36.000 Throw her some meat.

01:06:38.000 Teach her how to pick cotton because she ain't going nowhere.

01:06:41.000 And then somehow she slips from between the bars and runs out.

01:06:45.000 Maybe underneath her cotton picking kits, she snuck some books and she secretly, quietly reads them.

01:06:57.000 I'd like to know the story behind that.

01:06:58.000 What was it, ADHD?

01:07:00.000 A lot of people who are genius, I was in the retard class, and look how smart I am.

01:07:04.000 Same here.

01:07:06.000 Well.

01:07:08.000 In that...

01:07:09.000 We just had a Kelly Osborne moment.

01:07:12.000 Look, I was in a class with special kids and I'm smart.

01:07:14.000 And then Ryan goes, yeah, so did I. And then we go, oh, okay.

01:07:22.000 In the sense that they are retarded, and in some ways, they're geniuses.

01:07:33.000 So yeah, his mentality is that, like, that's such a strange mentality that doctors are holding down the black community, preventing them from being intellectuals just because they're racist assholes.

01:07:44.000 What a waste of time.

01:07:45.000 You're going to go to med school for 12 years?

01:07:47.000 You can just throw a fucking coke can out the window at her house.

01:07:52.000 That takes zero time.

01:07:54.000 I'm not encouraging that, FBI.

01:07:56.000 It's a joke.

01:07:58.000 We're talking about the lack of logic in these arguments.

01:08:01.000 And say, like, she was in some sort of special class, right?

01:08:07.000 I don't like the space here.

01:08:10.000 Scooch the bell over a little bit.

01:08:14.000 What was there?

01:08:14.000 Was there something there before?

01:08:16.000 No, it was the radio.

01:08:19.000 Oh, yeah, it's remote.

01:08:23.000 It's going to take some adjusting, but you get the idea.

01:08:25.000 Oh, yeah, somebody wants to send maybe a great, what's it called, replacement for a sculpture that's unbelievable?

01:08:33.000 I'm glad you brought that up.

01:08:35.000 I've been corresponding with that guy.

01:08:37.000 It's breathtaking.

01:08:39.000 It's pretty wild.

01:08:40.000 It's the most beautiful piece of art that has ever been made.

01:08:43.000 And it's a war memorial for veterans of war movies.

01:08:50.000 Namely, me and Ryan.

01:08:51.000 Department of War movie veterans.

01:08:55.000 It's got the boom box.

01:08:57.000 There's the boom box.

01:08:58.000 That's cool.

01:08:58.000 Ryan looks exactly like the faggot that he is.

01:09:01.000 What?

01:09:02.000 Bud cans.

01:09:03.000 Tons of buds.

01:09:04.000 The TV that is from the show.

01:09:05.000 That's the TV that we have.

01:09:07.000 Tight.

01:09:08.000 And it's the same boom box.

01:09:10.000 God, that guy's talented.

01:09:11.000 Yeah, that's fucking bona.

01:09:13.000 And some popcorn on it.

01:09:14.000 And there is me.

01:09:15.000 A war movie vet who has suffered.

01:09:21.000 How big is it?

01:09:22.000 It's probably like this big.

01:09:24.000 Right?

01:09:26.000 That sounds about right.

01:09:28.000 War movie veteran.

01:09:29.000 It's got the little plaque in it.

01:09:30.000 I just noticed that.

01:09:32.000 The plaque.

01:09:33.000 Oh, yeah.

01:09:35.000 Can you stop going?

01:09:37.000 It's really irritating.

01:09:38.000 It's a computer.

01:09:39.000 Isn't that?

01:09:43.000 Here's one from Phil.

01:09:45.000 Debbie Harry on the album cover for Parallel Lines is a 9.3.

01:09:49.000 Her pouty look, she looks like she's unimpressed with your cock.

01:09:55.000 It's amazing when you do Adderall and you look down your penis and if you have a foreskin, your penis is gone.

01:10:01.000 It's just the skin is there.

01:10:03.000 And the meat has completely receded into your body.

01:10:05.000 Coke does that to me.

01:10:06.000 So this is what it's like to be Ryan Rivera.

01:10:08.000 Hey.

01:10:09.000 So show that one.

01:10:10.000 Debbie Harry is the subject.

01:10:12.000 I got to say, the look of Chuck Taylors with suits is one of the worst looks available to man.

01:10:22.000 Sports guys do that?

01:10:23.000 They wear sneak wear shoes.

01:10:24.000 Oh, I hate that on ESPN.

01:10:26.000 All the guys have those fucking Nikes.

01:10:28.000 Such a stupid look.

01:10:29.000 I was worried when Gary Johnson was running for president that he might win because that's his thing.

01:10:35.000 Stinks.

01:10:36.000 Even Biden with his loafers.

01:10:38.000 Like, you're running for the president.

01:10:40.000 I don't know.

01:10:40.000 You're running for the president?

01:10:42.000 You're running from the president.

01:10:43.000 You're running from the president.

01:10:45.000 Listen, we need to get...

01:10:46.000 Hey, man.

01:10:48.000 Hey, guy.

01:10:49.000 It's almost back to George Bush level retardation.

01:10:51.000 It's almost at Ryan Rivera level retardation.

01:10:54.000 I don't know what that means.

01:10:55.000 Speaking of art, here's a nice painting.

01:10:57.000 I don't know if we've shown on the show before.

01:10:59.000 Painting of Gavin and Ryan.

01:11:00.000 Just finished this painting of you guys.

01:11:01.000 What you think?

01:11:02.000 Perhaps we could auction it off.

01:11:03.000 Sunglasses, friends, heels.

01:11:06.000 Tony Sereno, feel free to say my whole fucking name.

01:11:09.000 Damn.

01:11:10.000 Oh, we did show this.

01:11:11.000 Yeah, this guy rules.

01:11:13.000 Yeah, let's auction that off.

01:11:18.000 By the way, I get a ton of letters with people saying, thank you for telling me to put a ring on it.

01:11:25.000 I have two kids now.

01:11:26.000 I was fucking around doing Coke, and there was no end in sight.

01:11:29.000 Now I have a trade and a wife and two kids, and we've got more on the way.

01:11:33.000 Thank you for that.

01:11:35.000 And people always say, like, you started Proud Boys, all they do is kill people at the Capitol.

01:11:39.000 And they've totally ignored what an incredible impact you have when you encourage more families.

01:11:45.000 Because those three kids are going to have three kids, and so on, and so on.

01:11:49.000 That's millions of people that are loved in great relationships.

01:11:54.000 That's a big deal.

01:11:56.000 I matter.

01:11:58.000 I've been a long time fan of the show.

01:12:01.000 Gavin has a very great, esoteric, and well-rounded understanding of culture and music.

01:12:06.000 But one drawing I've never heard you mention is Outlaw Country from the 60s and 70s.

01:12:09.000 Yeah, I like that shit.

01:12:11.000 I haven't listened to it in a while.

01:12:12.000 I don't know why.

01:12:13.000 If not, you should check them out.

01:12:14.000 Some of the email links that I've attached are pretty cool.

01:12:17.000 Merle Haggard had some cool America First songs that I think you'd like.

01:12:20.000 The first one is from late in his career.

01:12:22.000 I like Mama Tried.

01:12:26.000 In fact, I think that was the name of...

01:12:28.000 Yeah, we did a pilot.

01:12:29.000 We wrote a pilot about a tattoo shop.

01:12:31.000 Me and Scott Campbell.

01:12:33.000 And it was called Mama Tried.

01:12:40.000 Well, let's see it, Ryan.

01:12:42.000 Try to pull up the other ones.

01:12:44.000 Get them all ready here.

01:12:45.000 Well, we'd like to see America first, Doctor.

01:12:48.000 Why don't we liberate?

01:12:50.000 These United States, we're the ones who need it worse.

01:12:56.000 Let the rest of the world help us for change and let's rebuild America first.

01:13:04.000 Yeah.

01:13:05.000 Why do we send aid to countries that have hurricanes in ship?

01:13:09.000 Like, of the stimulus package, there was so much going to other countries.

01:13:13.000 Not just Pakistan trans awareness gender studies.

01:13:18.000 Pakatrans.

01:13:22.000 Okay, and what's the second one?

01:13:26.000 And then Merle Haggard.

01:13:28.000 Merle Haggard.

01:13:32.000 Let's see if the fight inside of me.

01:13:51.000 All right, that's interesting.

01:13:52.000 The second artist is Wayland Jennings.

01:13:54.000 He's a more fun side of it.

01:13:54.000 His life is pretty interesting if you get into it.

01:13:56.000 He was a part of the Buddy Holly band in its early days and only didn't die in the fatal plane crash that killed Hawley because he gave up his seat for another band member the day of the crash.

01:14:05.000 He would run around with Johnny Cash and had a crazy party life in the 60s doing around $1,500 on cocaine a day, as he says, which promptly got investigated by the DEA.

01:14:15.000 God, that's a lot of Coke.

01:14:18.000 This song's about the night they spent protection.

01:14:21.000 What does $1,000?

01:14:25.000 Someone calls us outlaws, some old magazine.

01:14:32.000 New York set up possibly down like you ain't never seen.

01:14:39.000 Don't y'all think South Marmin's don't got out of hand.

01:14:44.000 You will be listening to that when we live in Knoxville, Tennessee.

01:14:49.000 Could you do a drawing of you dressed up like Elvis singing in the ghetto to a black child?

01:14:54.000 All right.

01:14:57.000 Sincere gratitude and a move recommendation.

01:15:00.000 Dear Gavin and the fatherless boy.

01:15:02.000 That's one of my new paintings I'll be auctioning off, by the way.

01:15:05.000 That's hot.

01:15:06.000 I was using watercolor on a piece of canvas board and it started bleeding like crazy.

01:15:11.000 And I thought that's kind of a cool look.

01:15:12.000 Hell yeah.

01:15:15.000 Very sad.

01:15:16.000 Happy accidents.

01:15:17.000 I'll keep it brief, boys.

01:15:18.000 Just want to extend my sincere thanks for being such a great voice all these years.

01:15:22.000 I've been reading and listening for a hot minute.

01:15:23.000 I was a total fuck up in my teens and early 20s.

01:15:26.000 But in my mid-20s, I really turned things around.

01:15:29.000 Applied to seminary to be a pastor, near graduation at this point.

01:15:32.000 Got married, and now I've got a kid on the way.

01:15:35.000 And these life changes are due in no small part to solid role models like yourself.

01:15:40.000 Wait.

01:15:41.000 Okay.

01:15:42.000 He doesn't mean you, Ryan, thank God.

01:15:45.000 You're doing the Lord's work, whether you recognize it or not.

01:15:47.000 That's me, though.

01:15:48.000 Also, since you're moving, I'd consider Eastern Tennessee, consider it considered.

01:15:53.000 Or Northern Carolina, I know you've already expressed interest in the latter, but Tennessee would be ideal as well.

01:16:00.000 Beautiful scenery, authentic southern folk, and sufficiently red.

01:16:08.000 Howdy, fellas.

01:16:09.000 By the way, if I do leave the Northeast, I will be getting revenge on every single person that drove us out of the Northeast.

01:16:18.000 Just to be clear, legally, I'm legally going to destroy your reputation and publicly humiliate you.

01:16:28.000 War.

01:16:31.000 Howdy fellas happened across this bit of info and I thought you'd get a chuckle, perhaps a wince of the wallet.

01:16:37.000 Try and somehow bungles it up.

01:16:38.000 It's $32.19.

01:16:40.000 Also, I'll toss the proverbial Tennessee hat into the McInnes family moving.

01:16:44.000 We got no estate income tax, relatively low property taxes, tons of natural beauty everywhere, lots of whiskey.

01:16:52.000 That could be a problem.

01:16:54.000 Anywho, that's my brief pitch.

01:17:01.000 Oh, yeah, I've seen so creme de mer, which my wife made me buy her for Christmas, which cost me $370 for a tiny thing, uses kale kelp from some fucking Israeli sea or some bullshit.

01:17:24.000 But it's all made up.

01:17:26.000 They all have glycerin in it, which I think is...

01:17:28.000 What is glycerin?

01:17:29.000 Is it acid or sugar or some shit?

01:17:31.000 They all have that in it, and that's what makes your skin contract and makes you look younger.

01:17:36.000 Just adding some kelp and then saying, I think it's that that's doing it, not the glycerin.

01:17:42.000 It's just a fucking made-up thing you don't have to verify.

01:17:45.000 Thank you for that.

01:17:48.000 Cripple Fight.

01:17:49.000 Dear Gavin, and the faggiest fag you ever fagged.

01:17:52.000 I was watching a paralyzed person boxing a person strapped to a wheelchair.

01:17:55.000 This is Cripple Fight is the title.

01:17:57.000 And I feel like the guy strapped to the chair had an unfair advantage.

01:18:00.000 Even if you're unable to move your legs, wouldn't you be able to generate more power if you can move your hips?

01:18:03.000 The fight was surprisingly technical and brutal.

01:18:06.000 You and Copper Camp should do a rematch.

01:18:14.000 Are the chairs strapped together?

01:18:17.000 You like the beat-it music video?

01:18:19.000 I think this is harder than boxing.

01:18:22.000 Than normal boxing.

01:18:24.000 Because with normal boxing, you can stand back.

01:18:33.000 Are they actual cripples, though?

01:18:36.000 Oh my god, and they must have incredible arm strength.

01:18:39.000 Because these guys are going like that their whole lives.

01:18:42.000 That's a good question, though.

01:18:42.000 Are they actually cripples?

01:18:44.000 Wheelchair boxing.

01:18:47.000 Let's see.

01:18:52.000 50 seconds.

01:18:53.000 That must be exhausting.

01:18:55.000 Although Baldi doesn't look remotely phased.

01:18:57.000 Moving around.

01:18:59.000 Yeah, you gotta change your levels.

01:19:01.000 This is what I've been learning these days.

01:19:03.000 Change your levels.

01:19:06.000 Because when you stand still, you give him a place to size up a punch.

01:19:10.000 If you're constantly moving and going up and down, he's constantly recalibrating.

01:19:16.000 I don't hate sparring anymore, by the way.

01:19:19.000 Besides my broken rib.

01:19:22.000 Dear Gavola, you got to take a look at this site on your show.

01:19:28.000 What happened in 1971?

01:19:30.000 The subject for this is WTF happened in 1971.

01:19:34.000 I know what happened in 1971.

01:19:37.000 They separated the dollar from the gold standard.

01:19:43.000 How well did that work out?

01:19:45.000 Look at that.

01:19:51.000 That's what it was, right?

01:19:54.000 I remember talking to someone about this.

01:20:00.000 What am I doing?

01:20:03.000 Untying the documentation.

01:20:04.000 Oh, yeah.

01:20:05.000 Freezing wages, energy turmoil, and interest rate hikes.

01:20:09.000 Ultimately, mostly monetary policy to fix a broken economy.

01:20:13.000 Well, it looks like you didn't fix shit.

01:20:15.000 And it also looks like it wasn't broken.

01:20:18.000 It looks like things were going great.

01:20:22.000 Untying.

01:20:23.000 I remember meeting Forbes.

01:20:27.000 Steve Forbes of Forbes magazine or whatever, the Forbes Fortune.

01:20:33.000 And he was all about getting back to the gold standard.

01:20:37.000 He was really concerned about the Federal Reserve.

01:20:39.000 I'm too dumb to talk about it.

01:20:40.000 And being good at it, if you will.

01:20:45.000 Texas.

01:20:46.000 Oh, now we missed a bunch of Connor McGregor ones, and I know a lot of fans watch the show.

01:20:51.000 And they all are basically repeating what his coach said.

01:20:54.000 He isn't walking with the cane because he got blows to the head.

01:20:56.000 He got three or four kicks to his calf that he didn't check.

01:20:59.000 These swelled up and caused him to have only one leg.

01:21:02.000 He didn't even get KO.

01:21:04.000 He got TKO and didn't even get his lights shut off.

01:21:07.000 And then there's a video.

01:21:08.000 This is Connor McGregor as the subject.

01:21:10.000 Everyone hates Connor because he used to be a super cocky asshole, but he stopped doing Coke and he's much more mellow now.

01:21:16.000 I loved that about Connor.

01:21:19.000 That was his whole appeal, was his arrogance.

01:21:22.000 Arrogance is only irritating when you don't back it up.

01:21:26.000 When you can pull it off like Tyson and Muhammad Ali, it's funny.

01:21:30.000 It's fun.

01:21:32.000 Remember when you say to Floyd Mayweather, what's in your fucking buck bag?

01:21:36.000 You have to score.

01:21:37.000 My leg is completely dead.

01:21:40.000 And even though I felt like I was checking them, it was just sinking into the muscle of the front of the leg.

01:21:46.000 And it was badly compromised.

01:21:48.000 And it's like an American football in my suit at the minute.

01:21:51.000 So, you know, it is what it is.

01:21:53.000 Dustin fought a hell of a fight engaged in the takedown attempt.

01:21:57.000 I thought I'd done well.

01:21:58.000 I got up, toned him.

01:22:00.000 I was in my head thinking, and I'd take him around just tie up now.

01:22:04.000 I felt alright in the clinch with him.

01:22:05.000 I was better than him in the clinch.

01:22:06.000 I don't understand you.

01:22:08.000 He just needs to work on his game because the calf kick is the new move in MMA right now, and he's left-handed, so he stands with his right leg forward.

01:22:13.000 This allows for a regular stance, calf kick to hit the vulnerable part of the leg.

01:22:17.000 Connor also still stands in a closed karate stance, but he wasn't even using his kicks against Dustin.

01:22:22.000 And then this man alleges, and we do not back this, he probably bet a whole shit ton of money against himself and just took a dive.

01:22:30.000 He did the same thing against Nate Diaz in their first fight.

01:22:33.000 The odds were 10 to 1 for Connor, so all he had to do was take a dive and cash in.

01:22:36.000 But, dude, the problem with all that take a dive shit is he's already getting paid tons and tons of money.

01:22:43.000 So why risk it all for a little bit more?

01:22:46.000 That's very important.

01:22:49.000 Anyway, that's an old fight.

01:22:52.000 What's up, Gavin and the fucker from the fat zone?

01:22:54.000 Today I got a little riled up over the stupid ask-mask situation.

01:22:57.000 I can't stand it when people try and tell you the correct way you're wearing your mask.

01:23:00.000 What is the best response when people try and pull this shit?

01:23:04.000 I've included a prime example of how they do this.

01:23:06.000 This is called Fucking Masks.

01:23:07.000 It's the next one after that, Connor McGregor one.

01:23:13.000 I tried my body, my choice.

01:23:16.000 They never get it, even when you say it's an abortion joke.

01:23:19.000 So my new one is just, oh, I don't believe in that stuff.

01:23:23.000 I'm sorry.

01:23:23.000 I don't.

01:23:24.000 It's very good.

01:23:25.000 Like, it's a misunderstanding.

01:23:28.000 Well, I just dropped mine.

01:23:30.000 You could say that if you want to be a little pussy.

01:23:32.000 Yeah.

01:23:32.000 Well, Ryan's always great for the advice on how to be a pussy, but.

01:23:35.000 I don't take that advice.

01:23:36.000 I just don't wear my mask unless I go into a store.

01:23:39.000 Then I have to.

01:23:41.000 I don't want to cause trouble.

01:23:42.000 Wait, what was this true?

01:23:44.000 No, he's saying what people do.

01:23:46.000 Oh, I fucking hate that.

01:23:47.000 Yeah.

01:23:48.000 So patronizing.

01:23:50.000 This is support request 30-year-old.

01:23:53.000 Hi, Woody in Mr. Prickles Pants.

01:23:55.000 I thought a bit about what you said about being attracted to 30-year-olds as a young boy between the ages of around 8 to 10.

01:24:00.000 I would guess that your mother had you around the age of 20, meaning that she would be around the age of 20 to 30.

01:24:05.000 Having sexual interest in women at the same age range as your own mother would indicate a psychological disorder called Oedipus complex.

01:24:13.000 Once again, we have a child talking to a 50-year-old, assuming he hasn't heard of the Oedipus complex, which means that you have an unhealthy sexual relationship with your mother.

01:24:24.000 Wow, listen to this expert.

01:24:26.000 Now, I'm not saying that you have that, but it could be worthwhile looking into with a behavioral therapist, since there is no man on earth who would consider a 30-year-old woman more attractive than a 20-year-old.

01:24:35.000 That is patently false, sir.

01:24:38.000 True.

01:24:38.000 Boy, are you fucking stupid?

01:24:40.000 See, you don't mind Conor McGregor's arrogance because you know he could kick the shit out of 99.9% of the entire world.

01:24:48.000 But you, sir, are an arrogant little fuck.

01:24:51.000 And the way you talk is irritating because you're wrong.

01:24:57.000 Since women hide their fertility, the only determining factor men have into choosing a more fertile woman is her age.

01:25:04.000 Anyways, hope you get the help you need.

01:25:06.000 What a fucking cock.

01:25:09.000 I was attracted to those 30-year-olds, sir, because that's what was presented to us.

01:25:14.000 I was saying how weird it was that virtually all of pop culture at that time was dominated by 30-year-old women.

01:25:22.000 Not 29-year-old women, not 31-year-old women.

01:25:25.000 We were spoon-fed 30-year-old women, with the exception of Belinda Carlisle from the Go-Go's.

01:25:30.000 But Greece, Cindy Lauper, the Divinals, oh, and Princess Leia was another exception.

01:25:37.000 Besides those two, of the 40 women that we were presented as young men to be attracted to, they were all 30-year-olds.

01:25:44.000 I just thought it was strange.

01:25:45.000 And I'm not attracted to my mother.

01:25:49.000 My mother is a large-chested blonde who was quite a knockout in her day.

01:25:54.000 And I've never been into big-titted blondes.

01:25:57.000 In fact, my mother said she once found it almost insulting.

01:26:00.000 She goes, you seem to have a reverse edible complex.

01:26:03.000 All the girls you bring home look nothing like me.

01:26:06.000 Look at that beautiful, beautiful bird.

01:26:10.000 Dear Gavin.

01:26:11.000 Oh, wait.

01:26:13.000 Sir, can you please tell me where my cargo's metal?

01:26:17.000 Yep.

01:26:18.000 Hell yeah.

01:26:19.000 This one is ancient news by now, but we're cleaning out the...

01:26:22.000 It's like the Howard Stern thing where they clean up the computer.

01:26:24.000 I've got that guitar.

01:26:26.000 Do you?

01:26:27.000 Wolfgang by EVH.

01:26:29.000 That's the music man.

01:26:30.000 I have the fender.

01:26:31.000 The ride is over.

01:26:32.000 You have been extremely rude.

01:27:33.000 Really?

01:27:34.000 Really?

01:27:35.000 Wow.

01:27:36.000 She sounds successful.

01:27:39.000 Hey, Gavin, last live show, you asked what Viagra Boy's front man's forehead tattoo says.

01:27:43.000 Los.

01:27:45.000 It's Swedish for loose.

01:27:47.000 In this context, it basically means fun to be around or socially unhinged in a good way.

01:27:52.000 The singer, Sebastian Murphy, is also a great tattoo artiste.

01:27:56.000 Check him out.

01:27:57.000 That is good stuff.

01:28:00.000 I like cup of tea.

01:28:04.000 I like pointillism.

01:28:06.000 Yeah, I could do without the points, but I like the bold lines.

01:28:10.000 You know, the thin line tattoos out there, man.

01:28:12.000 I don't know.

01:28:14.000 I have an aversion.

01:28:15.000 I'm going to get a chest tattoo.

01:28:16.000 I don't know what I want.

01:28:18.000 Does it hurt up there on the chest?

01:28:19.000 It fucking kills.

01:28:21.000 Although, thanks to all these pain medications now, you have girls with two octopuses going up each leg.

01:28:27.000 Yeah.

01:28:28.000 And they didn't feel anything because they were on Xanax.

01:28:30.000 It's like fucking armpit tattoos.

01:28:32.000 Yeah.

01:28:32.000 Just everywhere.

01:28:34.000 I remember when I first got a tattoo in the late 80s, people would come up to me and go, does it hurt?

01:28:38.000 You go, fucking run, it does.

01:28:40.000 I actually almost almost fainted.

01:28:42.000 For the back tattoo?

01:28:43.000 No, no.

01:28:44.000 This is my first one here in 1988.

01:28:46.000 And I was getting it and I was going, I don't feel too good, man.

01:28:49.000 And the tattooist, his name was Blue.

01:28:51.000 He did bikers in Ottawa, Canada.

01:28:53.000 And he was mad at his wife for setting up this appointment because he'd just done a hard day work at the garage.

01:28:59.000 And now here I am getting all floppy and white and sweaty in his arm.

01:29:03.000 And he goes, I fucking, I can't believe you booked this shit.

01:29:06.000 And with this faggot here.

01:29:08.000 Oh, no.

01:29:08.000 And I was like, maybe if I had a water or something?

01:29:11.000 And he goes, I love the breed of man that's getting a tattoo these days.

01:29:15.000 Wow.

01:29:15.000 That was his quote.

01:29:16.000 I'll never forget it.

01:29:16.000 Never forget it.

01:29:17.000 Yeah, that's one of those.

01:29:19.000 As if you're not even there talking about shit.

01:29:25.000 Apparently.

01:29:26.000 I mean, the ribs were so painful.

01:29:28.000 It was, like you said, when the hangover's so bad, they're interesting.

01:29:32.000 I was just laughing.

01:29:32.000 I was like, this is the most painful thing ever, huh?

01:29:35.000 I was like, this is the most painful thing.

01:29:38.000 You don't have to get blind drunk, but you need a bit of a booze-buzz just so you can sort of laugh at the pain.

01:29:45.000 Another trick I used to do before I would just get drunk for it was I pretend they're interrogating me and I'm being tortured and I'm like, is that all you got?

01:29:55.000 I'm not saying shit.

01:29:58.000 And then they'd be like, and I go, I don't know anything.

01:30:02.000 I didn't see anything.

01:30:03.000 I don't know what the fuck you're talking about.

01:30:06.000 I ain't saying shit to you.

01:30:08.000 And then the problem with that, though, of course, is the tattooist starts laughing his fucking head off.

01:30:13.000 And the stomach must be dead.

01:30:17.000 You got your stomach tattooed.

01:30:18.000 That's worse than the chest.

01:30:20.000 No, stomach's nothing.

01:30:21.000 It's all fat.

01:30:21.000 Try your back along your spine.

01:30:23.000 He says it's bad.

01:30:24.000 Oh, my God.

01:30:25.000 The spine rattles your whole body.

01:30:28.000 I got my...

01:30:28.000 Yeah, the shirt.

01:30:29.000 Oh, yeah, the ribs are the worst.

01:30:32.000 People take it.

01:30:32.000 Oh, butt cheek.

01:30:33.000 Butt cheek.

01:30:34.000 No, butt cheek was the winner.

01:30:36.000 What?

01:30:36.000 Holy shit.

01:30:37.000 I thought I was being tased.

01:30:38.000 I got my cheek, and it says yellow, just irritation.

01:30:41.000 It's different for different people.

01:30:42.000 Well, there's all those nerve-endings.

01:30:44.000 Think of how good it feels to have your buns rubbed.

01:30:46.000 Of course.

01:30:46.000 I love a good bun rub.

01:30:48.000 I don't think anyone's ever rubbed my buns.

01:30:50.000 Oh.

01:30:51.000 What a waste.

01:30:52.000 What a waste of some perfectly good buns.

01:30:55.000 I should have become gay.

01:30:57.000 I would have got my bun rubs all the time.

01:30:58.000 Yeah.

01:30:59.000 I wish my...

01:31:00.000 I dated a girl that was obsessed with my ass.

01:31:03.000 Should have cashed in.

01:31:04.000 I should have married her.

01:31:05.000 Imagine your wife couldn't get enough of your ass.

01:31:08.000 That'd be pretty cool.

01:31:09.000 He lost because he hadn't been involved in a real fight since October 2018.

01:31:12.000 You can't go that long without not competing in a real fight and expect to beat a top three fighter and two and a half years later.

01:31:17.000 Simple.

01:31:18.000 Yeah, I think there's some validity to that.

01:31:20.000 I also think Connor may be losing his edge as we all would if we had $100 million in the bank.

01:31:28.000 Like, you still train and everything, but there's not that same hunger.

01:31:36.000 What's up, Gav and Dr. BJ Lipsa?

01:31:40.000 I also have noticed that all my Dream Girls in the 80s were 30.

01:31:43.000 But have you noticed while watching back movies from the 80s, girls in their mid or late 30s look like they're 60?

01:31:48.000 Here is one from Terminator.

01:31:50.000 The wrong Sarah Connor actress was 36 in this scene.

01:31:53.000 What?

01:31:55.000 Wow.

01:31:58.000 She looks terrible.

01:32:00.000 She's one of the ugliest women I've seen in movies.

01:32:01.000 I remember, like, forever I've thought that.

01:32:04.000 By the way, if you're the Terminator, then you don't waste bullets.

01:32:08.000 You get the exact perfect shot in the brain, and you know she's dead.

01:32:14.000 That's like ghetto South Side of Chicago shit.

01:32:17.000 Maybe it's being certain.

01:32:19.000 I just said, Ryan, you're a robot.

01:32:22.000 So you know that you did the perfect shot.

01:32:24.000 Yeah, that's true.

01:32:26.000 Yeah, there's a lot of discrepancies there.

01:32:28.000 It's like in that movie.

01:32:30.000 I think somebody like reviews it, does that whole like everything wrong with, but.

01:32:34.000 I still love it.

01:32:36.000 Okay, here's a long one, but I have put a blue flag on it.

01:32:39.000 Okay, let's check it out.

01:32:41.000 No, Connor didn't lose because he was too nice.

01:32:43.000 I'm a girl, but I learned everything I know about MMA from guys, so I must be right.

01:32:47.000 I've been watching MMA since I was 10, and my dad was in the hospital.

01:32:50.000 It's the only damn thing that came in clearly with the bunny ears in the room.

01:32:53.000 Bunny ears to all you British people are the little antennas that we have on TVs over here.

01:32:59.000 To this day, Chuck Liddell and Tito Ortiz fight reruns get me fucking pumped.

01:33:03.000 Connor just isn't the godsend they make him out to be.

01:33:05.000 His record is 10-3 in the UFC.

01:33:07.000 When you Google it, it says he's 22-5, but I've attached the UFC stats below.

01:33:11.000 Nate Diaz finished him in the second round on two weeks' notice.

01:33:14.000 When asked how he felt about his victory, Nate replied, I guess it's cool considering how they hyped this guy up.

01:33:19.000 I have a real problem with hype surrounding Connor because all these damn Mexicans I'm friends with in the San Diego barrios were rooting for some fucking Irishman over a Mexican-American from Stockton.

01:33:29.000 It just represents the control marketing has over us and the complete disloyalty Americans have to our fellow citizens these days.

01:33:35.000 I don't root for...

01:33:38.000 I don't root like that anymore.

01:33:39.000 I think that's an amateur move to root for the guy who's closest to you.

01:33:44.000 Like if it's a black guy and a white guy fighting, you root for the white guy?

01:33:48.000 That's lame.

01:33:53.000 I would root for Canelo.

01:33:55.000 He's a Mexican over many, many Americans.

01:33:58.000 I just think he's a fucking amazing boxer.

01:34:01.000 And my theory is, because he's genetically Irish, I believe.

01:34:04.000 And he grew up in Mexico training in the heat.

01:34:08.000 So you have, that's our only weakness is heat.

01:34:10.000 And he's overcome that.

01:34:11.000 So he's the perfect Irishman.

01:34:12.000 It's like Superman training.

01:34:14.000 He can't speak fucking English.

01:34:17.000 Yeah, I know he beat Diaz in the second fan.

01:34:19.000 I'm not saying Connor isn't a good fighter, but he's not what they make him out to be.

01:34:21.000 Yes, he's beat some legends.

01:34:22.000 Blah, blah, blah.

01:34:23.000 Why am I listening to a girl talk about fighting?

01:34:25.000 And I can't get into MMA.

01:34:26.000 After she just validated why she should talk on the.

01:34:31.000 I can't get into the toes.

01:34:33.000 I don't like men's toes.

01:34:35.000 And I don't like the grappling.

01:34:36.000 What do they do in boxing when two guys are together?

01:34:38.000 They go, break.

01:34:39.000 That's getting boring.

01:34:41.000 No one wants to see that.

01:34:42.000 Get back to fighting.

01:34:43.000 But you watch MMA and it's just like...

01:34:51.000 Howdy, the Gizz and the Rizza and all the crew in the 36 fag zone, just wondering what the over-under will be with one of your gambling sponsors for when they cancel the Vice logo because the Daily Beast.

01:35:01.000 Wait, people are so shitty at fucking writing.

01:35:06.000 Just wondering what the over-under would be with one of your gambling sponsors, spelled wrong, for when they cancel the Vice logo because the Daily Beast of some such thing, I guess he means or some such thing, points out you designed it.

01:35:23.000 I feel like I can manipulate the odds with a blitz of emails at the right time and hit big money.

01:35:28.000 Why did I mark that as something we should remember?

01:35:30.000 Maybe for the Gram Radical Errors.

01:35:36.000 Conor McGregor lost because of Dustin's calf kicks.

01:35:38.000 Another one of those.

01:35:40.000 Moved to Nashville, Indiana.

01:35:43.000 I am putting a few links here about Nashville, Indiana.

01:35:47.000 It's not what you picture when you hear Indiana.

01:35:50.000 He spelled here wrong.

01:35:53.000 I've traveled and moved around quite a bit.

01:35:55.000 I've even lived in LA for a while, but when I came back to Brown Country, I knew I was never going to leave again.

01:35:58.000 This is a small town of artists and craftsmen with blue-collar country living there.

01:36:01.000 Leather workers, brewery, glass blowers, chainsaw artists, painters, and the list goes on.

01:36:06.000 Mostly conservative, but even the liberals have shotguns.

01:36:09.000 It has become quite the tourist destination without losing that small town feel.

01:36:13.000 With the hills and trails and small shops and leaves in the fall, dude, it's beautiful.

01:36:17.000 Bloomington, Indy, and Greenwood are close if you want more of the town scene every now and then.

01:36:22.000 Lake Monroe is beautiful for boating.

01:36:24.000 The weather is warm.

01:36:25.000 Dude, do Indiana, huh?

01:36:31.000 I think I'll have to start a whole mailbag here.

01:36:34.000 I'll call it moving.

01:36:37.000 All right, so those are the ones from two weeks ago that I thought were relevant.

01:36:41.000 Now I'm going to go up literally hundreds of emails to get to today.

01:36:46.000 How much time do we have?

01:36:47.000 We're at one, like an hour and a half.

01:36:50.000 Basically hour 40.

01:36:51.000 Okay.

01:36:52.000 I have to go piss.

01:36:54.000 Can you read this one?

01:36:55.000 It's The Last Chase movie.

01:36:57.000 The Last Chase movie.

01:37:05.000 Last Chase movie.

01:37:12.000 I'm not loading it.

01:37:14.000 Here we go.

01:37:15.000 Wait, what?

01:37:22.000 I lost my spot.

01:37:24.000 Move to now.

01:37:25.000 Oh, there we go.

01:37:27.000 Hey, Gabon Arai Guy.

01:37:28.000 Have you ever heard of the movie The Last Chase.

01:37:30.000 It was released in 1981, but never made it to DVD, so it can only be found on YouTube or some other sources.

01:37:36.000 Links below.

01:37:37.000 I was recently watching it, and it said, Holy shit, the parallels to today and the possible future are crazy.

01:37:43.000 Quick summary: a pandemic hits, lots of people die, government implements all sorts of rules and claims that the oil has run out, all cars are outlawed, forced to be turned in, while not explained exactly why in the movie, possibly to not allow the population to grow freely, or move freely.

01:37:59.000 Fast forward 20 years after the pandemic, the rules are still in place, and no one has the cars except crappy electric golf carts and the police drive around.

01:38:06.000 The main character gets in trouble for not following the rules and decides to run.

01:38:11.000 Suck at reading letters.

01:38:13.000 Are you even taking in what you're reading?

01:38:15.000 That doesn't match.

01:38:16.000 Yeah, I'm picturing it in my head.

01:38:18.000 Florida and other planes outlawed tired years.

01:38:24.000 You can't read.

01:38:27.000 I could read under not pressure.

01:38:30.000 I can read under not pressure.

01:38:31.000 You can't talk either.

01:38:33.000 Under not pressure.

01:38:35.000 Fetch.

01:38:36.000 Fetch, is that you?

01:38:37.000 Saw your car run out of gas, Mr. Hart.

01:38:39.000 I couldn't find more.

01:38:40.000 Honest.

01:38:41.000 Fetch, come on.

01:38:42.000 What the hell's the matter with you?

01:38:44.000 You could always get whatever we wanted.

01:38:46.000 Not anymore.

01:38:47.000 Oh, I can get you anything, but I can't get you gas.

01:38:50.000 The only gas you got is in that station of yours back there.

01:38:54.000 And you better do something about that, too.

01:38:56.000 All cars was kept in the depot a week ago.

01:38:59.000 Everything's gone crazy.

01:39:01.000 We didn't cancel the World Series.

01:39:04.000 And I'm sorry about your family, Mr. Hart.

01:39:07.000 I was going to send some flowers, but you can't even get those anymore.

01:39:13.000 Oh, well, I'll be gone now.

01:39:15.000 Oh, cool.

01:39:16.000 You got old movies that play shit.

01:39:19.000 That's the only way you could watch it.

01:39:21.000 It's on YouTube.

01:39:23.000 That pill World of Destruction song was on the Sopranos.

01:39:29.000 I know.

01:39:36.000 I've been re-watching that with my wife.

01:39:38.000 Nice.

01:39:40.000 Fuck you, Tony Soprano, you fucking cocksucker.

01:39:43.000 I can't believe I watched you for years and thought you were a great guy.

01:39:49.000 The second viewing is a completely different show.

01:39:53.000 And you realize just how selfish this piece of shit is.

01:39:56.000 And you also realize what a cunt Carmella is.

01:40:00.000 Yeah, she's not great either.

01:40:01.000 She has a priest over and she uses him sexually.

01:40:05.000 They don't fuck, but she sort of eats him up and spits him out.

01:40:07.000 And the next day she's done, you realize why she's with Tony.

01:40:10.000 She's an alpha female.

01:40:12.000 She's just as corrupt as him.

01:40:16.000 And manipulative.

01:40:17.000 They're both incredibly manipulative.

01:40:20.000 Manipulative.

01:40:23.000 Manipulative?

01:40:24.000 Manipulative.

01:40:26.000 Manipulative.

01:40:28.000 GOML Roadshow.

01:40:30.000 It must be done.

01:40:30.000 Get in trouble.

01:40:31.000 Be brave.

01:40:36.000 This is the theme for the roadshow, I suppose.

01:40:38.000 I see.

01:40:39.000 Okay.

01:40:43.000 Maybe we could go do a tour.

01:40:47.000 Do stand-up.

01:40:48.000 GOML Live.

01:40:49.000 No.

01:40:50.000 We get fucking attack.

01:40:51.000 Yeah.

01:40:52.000 A Tifa would shut it down, but not in a...

01:40:54.000 What about if you're in Knoxville, Tennessee?

01:40:57.000 Would anyone come?

01:40:58.000 I don't know.

01:41:00.000 Hi, boys.

01:41:00.000 Enjoy the show.

01:41:01.000 Thanks for playing the clip of that hot chick Diana Death.

01:41:03.000 I checked out her band, and they are awesome.

01:41:07.000 What happened to that comedian Steve McCarthy that used to be on the show?

01:41:09.000 That bit when he called the Dominatrix to berate him for being a Hillary supporter was classic.

01:41:13.000 Classic.

01:41:14.000 He got affiliated with the Proud Boys and got doxxed to death.

01:41:21.000 They fucking followed him everywhere and got his girlfriend fired.

01:41:25.000 And that's something the media never talks about, is the terrorism that the radical left does on these patriots.

01:41:32.000 Especially the black Proud Boys.

01:41:35.000 They really get fucked over by their black liberal friends who sure don't have their back.

01:41:40.000 Not a lot of black brotherhood there.

01:41:42.000 Who was Diana Death again?

01:41:44.000 You can't look it up without getting Princess Die in a car wreck.

01:41:47.000 Remember that song on the camp where it was the black guy talking about he loves Coke?

01:41:50.000 Oh, yeah.

01:41:51.000 Her and him.

01:41:54.000 Yeah, that's...

01:41:55.000 I've had a.

01:41:56.000 That's the crushiest I've been in a long time.

01:42:03.000 That is exactly my type.

01:42:08.000 She's a fan.

01:42:08.000 You know that she was a...

01:42:10.000 That she's a fan, right?

01:42:12.000 Oh, yeah?

01:42:13.000 She reminds me of the chick from BBQT.

01:42:16.000 Right.

01:42:17.000 She follows.

01:42:18.000 She got in shit for doing my show and immediately flushed me down the toilet.

01:42:22.000 Yeah, that's true.

01:42:24.000 That's true.

01:42:32.000 What up, boys?

01:42:33.000 I think this short clip from Law and Order will really help Ryan.

01:42:35.000 I know he's been having a tough time coming to terms with his sexuality, and it hurts me to see him holding back his true identity.

01:42:40.000 Sometimes it takes some straight talk from Ice T to finally come to terms with who you really are.

01:42:45.000 I want to fuck you with my Hills on Cole.

01:42:47.000 Hey, Cole, thank you for having zero spelling mistakes and perfect grammar in your letter.

01:42:52.000 It makes it much easier to read and it keeps the flow of the show going.

01:42:57.000 Thank you.

01:42:58.000 Now here's a video we've seen.

01:43:00.000 I am not gay.

01:43:02.000 I have relationships with women and sex with men.

01:43:06.000 And I got news for you.

01:43:08.000 That means you're gay.

01:43:10.000 We have that on the board.

01:43:11.000 That's one of our clips.

01:43:13.000 That means you're gay.

01:43:14.000 I have relationships with women.

01:43:16.000 Black people of America, can we be a little smaller with the acting, please?

01:43:21.000 We love to see you.

01:43:22.000 I love Denzo Washington's version of The Equalizer, but the rest of you play it a little large.

01:43:31.000 Even like the extras in Key and Peel are just over the top.

01:43:35.000 Do we have any of the Queen Latifah Equalizer?

01:43:38.000 Let's see.

01:43:39.000 They say it's on hold now because of a COVID outbreak with the production crew.

01:43:43.000 You're like, but they're already filmed.

01:43:48.000 There was an extended commercial, I know, for the Super Bowl.

01:43:52.000 Hey, Gavin, Queen Latifah is looking for you.

01:43:54.000 She wants to beat you up.

01:43:55.000 Okay.

01:43:56.000 When?

01:43:57.000 Maybe you should mind your own business.

01:43:58.000 I'll try.

01:43:59.000 Nazi skinheads, of course.

01:44:02.000 I'm So sick of these Nazi skinheads everywhere.

01:44:05.000 Thank God, Queen Latifah is here, a 53-year-old obese woman.

01:44:09.000 You love traveling all over the world.

01:44:11.000 Being the big shot at your charity is complicated.

01:44:15.000 This new side gig of yours is raising questions.

01:44:18.000 The company must be pretty desperate if they sent your skinny ass up here.

01:44:21.000 Well, they figured you'd kill anybody else.

01:44:23.000 I'm overweight, too.

01:44:25.000 You're just fatter than me, so you think I'm skinny?

01:44:27.000 You're the best they had.

01:44:29.000 I don't work for them anymore.

01:44:30.000 I'm using my powers for good.

01:44:32.000 I'm using my powers.

01:44:34.000 I want to be successful.

01:44:36.000 I need your freaky ass superpowers.

01:44:39.000 So she just demeans everybody?

01:44:42.000 You skinny ass, you freaky ass.

01:44:47.000 Don't help them.

01:44:52.000 When I can't sleep, it's not because of all the things I've done.

01:44:56.000 It's because of all the people I couldn't say.

01:45:00.000 She should have said it's not all the things I've done.

01:45:03.000 It's because of all the things I haven't done.

01:45:05.000 That would have been much better writing.

01:45:06.000 She has no personality.

01:45:08.000 No.

01:45:08.000 She's just...

01:45:09.000 This is another problem with writers and black people.

01:45:11.000 They are so petrified of offending anyone that they just make them these blank pieces of paper that are just good.

01:45:18.000 Like Don Cheadle, before he had that House of Lies show, was just like the nice guy in every movie until you were like, you can go shoot him and I won't give a fuck because I don't know this person.

01:45:30.000 Yeah.

01:45:31.000 Like he's got no character.

01:45:35.000 This is the full first episode.

01:45:40.000 So it's on YouTube.

01:45:44.000 So this guy emails me.

01:45:46.000 His wife helps New Yorkers relocate to the Carolinas.

01:45:50.000 It's like a thing.

01:45:52.000 It's an industry.

01:45:53.000 I won't show it, right?

01:45:54.000 That's how much of a mass exodus.

01:45:56.000 No, obviously don't show it, you tart.

01:45:58.000 Are you serious?

01:45:59.000 Well, it's a company.

01:46:01.000 No.

01:46:05.000 At least five killed in a massive pileup in Fort Worth.

01:46:08.000 Oh, let's check that out.

01:46:12.000 Holy shit.

01:46:16.000 This is another.

01:46:17.000 Whoa.

01:46:19.000 Wow.

01:46:22.000 That's really bad.

01:46:27.000 For those just listening, it's a shit ton of vehicles piled up.

01:46:34.000 Wait, I wonder.

01:46:35.000 Who's the asshole who started this fucking mess?

01:46:39.000 Imagine it was some douche who was texting while driving, and then he looked up and he was hitting the median.

01:46:45.000 It was a drunk female Asian underaged texting.

01:46:51.000 Well, no, no, no.

01:46:52.000 Just like you just picture the worst.

01:46:55.000 Icy Texas interstate.

01:46:57.000 Winter storm dropped freezing rain.

01:46:58.000 Okay, few.

01:47:00.000 Freezing rain.

01:47:01.000 Wow, it's pretty intense.

01:47:02.000 Pretty, pretty intense.

01:47:04.000 I heard they really freak out when it snows or anything over there.

01:47:07.000 Like, they just don't drive and stuff, like, it's snowing.

01:47:10.000 They don't know what to do, so I guess this makes sense.

01:47:19.000 I owned a flow arts company.

01:47:21.000 If you're ever interested in hearing about the bullshit and the stupidity and the sadness of that scene, I'd be happy to let you know about it.

01:47:29.000 We'll be responding to that.

01:47:31.000 Yes, please.

01:47:32.000 Can we get you on the show?

01:47:37.000 In any capacity whatsoever.

01:47:41.000 Question mark.

01:47:42.000 I could probably get that guy Quinn Beasley, too.

01:47:45.000 Nope.

01:47:46.000 I don't want him.

01:47:47.000 He does really cool stuff.

01:47:49.000 In the flow arts?

01:47:50.000 Yeah.

01:47:51.000 He juggles chainsaws.

01:47:52.000 He fucking does the fire shit.

01:47:54.000 He does the unicycle.

01:47:56.000 He's a fan.

01:47:59.000 Man Falls Off Chair with Guitar.

01:48:01.000 Folk and Hell.

01:48:03.000 Edited to Phil Co.

01:48:05.000 That's funny that we had our sales guy fall off his chair yesterday.

01:48:11.000 There's a stone.

01:48:25.000 Oh, for fuck's sake.

01:48:27.000 Can I just see the fall part?

01:48:29.000 Yeah, I want to see it again.

01:48:31.000 It's slow.

01:48:35.000 Fucking out!

01:48:39.000 Oh, that was great.

01:48:42.000 Oh, he doesn't get up for like a whole minute.

01:48:44.000 What happened?

01:48:44.000 You break your hip?

01:48:47.000 Just lazy.

01:48:52.000 Now his dog's turning on him.

01:48:54.000 My lucky chair.

01:48:56.000 My lucky chair.

01:48:59.000 Drop the guitar, please.

01:49:01.000 I've noticed that British people blame their wives when they fall.

01:49:05.000 Really?

01:49:05.000 Yeah.

01:49:07.000 Or when they spill coffee on their keyboard.

01:49:10.000 They could be in the other room.

01:49:12.000 That's her lucky chair.

01:49:19.000 That was funny.

01:49:20.000 What's the original version?

01:49:21.000 Wait, did you put the original version?

01:49:24.000 Yeah.

01:49:25.000 Why would you do that, Ryan?

01:49:27.000 So we could see the context.

01:49:40.000 Let's see that again.

01:49:50.000 I got to see it again.

01:49:52.000 One more.

01:50:00.000 My favorite part is his left hand.

01:50:02.000 If you just follow that left hand, it's pure joy.

01:50:13.000 That just made it to my texts.

01:50:15.000 That's pretty good.

01:50:19.000 I'm texting that to Anthony Kumia immediately.

01:50:22.000 He didn't make that.

01:50:23.000 That would have been great.

01:50:27.000 I'm on pop.

01:50:28.000 No, I already read that one.

01:50:29.000 By the way, fucking our marketing guy.

01:50:33.000 What do you call him?

01:50:34.000 Marketing?

01:50:35.000 Sales guy.

01:50:36.000 He rips.

01:50:37.000 He fucking sent me a video of him not falling and he's just shredding his balls off and I sent a video back and we're just like well guess what you're looking at right now.

01:50:45.000 This is a video of me not caring.

01:50:54.000 Um this isn't what you want and I'm sorry.

01:51:05.000 Uh badoo bade badoo bada Who is going to be cleaning your toilet, Donald Trump?

01:51:12.000 Oh, that's an innocent thing.

01:51:16.000 That never gets old.

01:51:20.000 Um okay this is that's gonna be a long show.

01:51:31.000 That might be a two-parter going through all the contexts.

01:51:34.000 Gav, an heir to the fag zone.

01:51:36.000 Did you guys break up with Jerry Cinnamon?

01:51:38.000 Haven't heard a peep about him in months.

01:51:40.000 I kind of fucked up with Jerry Cinnamon, folks.

01:51:44.000 What's up?

01:51:44.000 I overdid it.

01:51:46.000 I did the same thing when I was about 19 with eggnog.

01:51:49.000 It's like I fucking love eggnog.

01:51:50.000 Why does it only come out in Christmas?

01:51:52.000 It's the best.

01:51:53.000 And then I got one and I chugged like three liters of it.

01:51:57.000 And I still like eggnog, but not a lot.

01:52:01.000 And I think I fucking ruined Jerry Cinnamon for myself by listening to it.

01:52:05.000 I would get drunk and sit and just play it on repeat.

01:52:08.000 Oh, we went a moment for the rest of our lives.

01:52:13.000 On repeat.

01:52:14.000 And my kids would be woken up and they'd be like, we heard the Bonnie like seven times last night.

01:52:20.000 For me, it's like a time and place thing.

01:52:21.000 It's just the ski trip that we went on.

01:52:25.000 You know, I had tickets for him playing here in New York right before the fucking pandemic.

01:52:32.000 Wait, was that Asbury Park?

01:52:33.000 Where was it supposed to be?

01:52:34.000 Brooklyn, Asbury Park, something like that?

01:52:36.000 I can't remember.

01:52:37.000 I think it was supposed to be at the Capitol Theater in Westchester.

01:52:39.000 April or May?

01:52:40.000 Yeah, we're supposed to go see Tommy Robinson in England.

01:52:44.000 Yeah, I was going to go to the town I was born in.

01:52:48.000 Right.

01:52:48.000 Then I was going to meet Tommy and fight him.

01:52:51.000 Wow.

01:52:52.000 At his gym.

01:52:52.000 And my dad was coming.

01:52:54.000 That's a COVID casualty.

01:52:55.000 And he was going to show us all his old haunts and, you know, where I was born and all that shit and where we would grow.

01:53:02.000 My mom used to shop in Luton for groceries, which is where Tommy Robinson is accosted by Muslims every day.

01:53:08.000 And there was not one Muslim there in 1970.

01:53:10.000 Now there's a lot of Luton in Luton.

01:53:11.000 Now that's 60%, I believe.

01:53:14.000 And the cops don't dare arrest them no matter what they do because the Muslims will storm the police station and rip it to shreds.

01:53:21.000 So they live above the water.

01:53:23.000 They should send in the fucking National Guard.

01:53:25.000 I hate to disappoint conservative Twitter, but I'm going to circle back on a number of things, as we often do directly.

01:53:30.000 Circle back, circle back.

01:53:32.000 I hate to disappoint you.

01:53:33.000 Circle back, circle back.

01:53:34.000 That's an excellent question.

01:53:36.000 Circle back, circle back.

01:53:37.000 I hate to disappoint you, but we will venture to circle back all of you.

01:53:43.000 Devoid of any political stances, how is that woman still employed?

01:53:49.000 Hey Ganrian, I don't know if you've ever seen the little movies Michael Jackson songs would have, but in this one it starts with Michael Jackson and Chris Rock looking at women who he later saves.

01:53:57.000 But everyone has to pretend that Michael Jackson doesn't look like a monster and that the girl would find him even remotely attractive.

01:54:04.000 Oh yeah.

01:54:07.000 You can't get that girl.

01:54:08.000 And he's like, I can get that girl.

01:54:12.000 I could totally get that girl.

01:54:14.000 Marlon Brando's in it?

01:54:16.000 I paid for it last time you were in the middle of the morning.

01:54:20.000 Late 90s in the introspective music, yeah.

01:54:24.000 Yeah, that's why you paying for it.

01:54:32.000 I wish that was a little boy and I could come on him.

01:54:36.000 That's what he would do.

01:54:37.000 He'd have them spread their ass cheeks and he would come on their buttholes.

01:54:40.000 He was a bad man.

01:54:41.000 That ain't right.

01:54:42.000 He wrote a song about it.

01:54:43.000 At least he never used the N-word.

01:54:47.000 That's what I'm saying.

01:54:48.000 Talk about black privilege.

01:54:49.000 You can turn yourself white, give yourself a fake nose, rape kids, and people are like, well, it's not that bad.

01:54:58.000 I still like his name.

01:54:58.000 And you could say the N-word.

01:55:00.000 He was black.

01:55:00.000 Meanwhile, a guy says, come on, you pussy ass niggas, to his friends for not drinking, and 600 radio stations drop him.

01:55:09.000 Help me out with the logic there, please, folks at home.

01:55:11.000 Can you help me out with that?

01:55:14.000 It's called the bigotry of low expectations.

01:55:18.000 Oh, my God, Chris.

01:55:20.000 That's it.

01:55:22.000 That's the girl I've seen all day.

01:55:25.000 He can't express himself because he's had so much plastic surgery.

01:55:34.000 So pretty.

01:55:35.000 She's so pretty.

01:55:38.000 That nose, though.

01:55:41.000 Hey, Gilbugatu, pay today.

01:55:49.000 Yeah, because they loved Negroes back in those days.

01:55:52.000 Oh, yeah, Michael Madsen's in there too.

01:55:54.000 Marlon Brando?

01:55:56.000 Brando, Madsen.

01:55:59.000 Mr. Blonde.

01:56:02.000 We've got a uh oh, that's Chris Penn.

01:56:07.000 Yeah.

01:56:08.000 You stop pointing that gun at my damn kid.

01:56:11.000 I can see her.

01:56:12.000 She's standing on your side by the bar.

01:56:13.000 I don't know, man.

01:56:14.000 I got a bad feeling about this.

01:56:15.000 I think we should just beat it.

01:56:16.000 This time just follow me.

01:56:19.000 I got this.

01:56:19.000 This girl is dangerous.

01:56:23.000 His muscle tissue in this whole front of his face is dead.

01:56:27.000 All the muscles don't comply.

01:56:31.000 I remember seeing this now and thinking this is gay and boring.

01:56:35.000 Why am I watching this?

01:56:36.000 Which is what I'm thinking right now.

01:56:37.000 So let's move on.

01:56:51.000 Dear colleagues, my name is Andrei Kozlov.

01:56:54.000 I'm producer in the Russian multimedia center Izzasia and the Ren TV channel.

01:57:00.000 I'm looking for an opportunity to interview Miss Gavin McInnes for our main weekly news review program, Dobrov VFER.

01:57:10.000 We would like to discuss with Mr. McKinnis current quote-unquote witch hunt and censorship that is now happening in the US.

01:57:17.000 Would it be possible for Mr. McInnes to meet with our film crews this week?

01:57:22.000 Alternatively, we can arrange an interview with him via Skype or Zoom if that is more preferable.

01:57:29.000 We would greatly appreciate any possibility.

01:57:32.000 Best regards, Andrei Kozlov.

01:57:37.000 Why do I give a fuck what Russia thinks?

01:57:41.000 Bill Maher sits down with Howard Stern and describes his sad life and sad losers come out of the woodwork to praise him.

01:57:49.000 Oh, that reminds me of something.

01:57:50.000 I'm going to make the final video.

01:57:52.000 You always say that.

01:57:54.000 You always say that, Arch.

01:57:55.000 You always said, I'm probably not going to get married.

01:57:56.000 I definitely don't want kids with your dad.

01:57:59.000 No, I didn't, Howard.

01:58:00.000 Do you think a wife would have gotten in the way of that?

01:58:02.000 Would that have shifted your focus to the point that you couldn't be funny in a way?

01:58:08.000 I guess so, but that's not why I never got married.

01:58:11.000 No.

01:58:11.000 It's funny, as I listen to you, you know, as we've repaired our relationship.

01:58:15.000 Yes.

01:58:15.000 One of the normal friends.

01:58:16.000 Oh, they weren't friends as I've been able to listen to you.

01:58:18.000 Also, you're in the car always now.

01:58:20.000 So it's fantastic.

01:58:21.000 And, you know, I really enjoy it.

01:58:22.000 I'm a fan.

01:58:23.000 Thank you.

01:58:24.000 And I'm of you.

01:58:25.000 And what is their falling out?

01:58:27.000 Let's see.

01:58:31.000 Well, can you keep playing that while you look?

01:58:34.000 Yeah, the audio.

01:58:35.000 We're alike in so many ways, except that way.

01:58:37.000 Right.

01:58:38.000 You know, you asked me if it the career that would hurt the marriage.

01:58:41.000 No, it's not that.

01:58:42.000 It's just that I never understood how, I mean, I've tried to have relationships.

01:58:45.000 I've been in love.

01:58:46.000 I've known some amazing couple women.

01:58:51.000 Some not so amazing.

01:58:52.000 I know a lot of women, and I love them.

01:58:54.000 We're amazing.

01:58:56.000 This is them bearing their feud on the show.

01:59:00.000 And so they'll probably get into it.

01:59:04.000 A long-running feud.

01:59:05.000 They had a falling out.

01:59:08.000 Ended early this year.

01:59:11.000 What's your feud about, faggots?

01:59:18.000 Maybe they'll explain it.

01:59:41.000 Because I've listened to you the last couple.

01:59:43.000 I've listened to you all the time, and you had a lot of anxiety just about packing.

01:59:46.000 I had a lot of people.

01:59:47.000 Why so much anxiety?

01:59:48.000 It's not Vietnam in the 60s.

01:59:50.000 You know what I'm saying?

01:59:51.000 See, they're feud there with you.

01:59:52.000 Where the fuck?

01:59:53.000 I saw this great video that Compound Boss retweeted.

01:59:58.000 Oh, I think I mailed it to myself.

02:00:00.000 And it was Howard Stern talking about trophy wives and how pathetic it is to abandon your family for some young bitch.

02:00:10.000 And I don't think he realized that he was describing his life in tea.

02:00:14.000 So true.

02:00:14.000 Go back to the original thing.

02:00:16.000 I'll try to find that and then we'll play it as the final video.

02:00:19.000 I think it, I'm seeing something about the, remember when he used the N-word?

02:00:23.000 When Bill Maher said the N-word?

02:00:26.000 It might have to be.

02:00:27.000 First of all, there's a lot of things you could say.

02:00:29.000 Now, number one, Bill Maher and I are in some sort of weird little tiff.

02:00:34.000 I don't know.

02:00:35.000 Bill Maher thinks...

02:00:36.000 Bill Maher got angry with me because the last time he said something controversial and got thrown off ABC, I disagreed with him.

02:00:42.000 I didn't back him up.

02:00:44.000 He had said something about the terrorists not being cowards who flew into the World Trade.

02:00:49.000 Oh, I remember this now.

02:00:50.000 And I thought that that was.

02:00:51.000 He said they were calling them cowards.

02:00:53.000 And I hate that word coward, by the way, because it's always used to piss off people who don't give a shit about bravery.

02:00:59.000 Like you call Antifa cowards.

02:01:00.000 Do you think they care?

02:01:03.000 They don't even see bravery as a good thing.

02:01:05.000 They like to do things behind the scenes.

02:01:08.000 But everyone was calling them cowards.

02:01:10.000 And Bill Maher's point was, there are a lot of bad things, but they're not cowards.

02:01:19.000 It's pretty brave.

02:01:20.000 It's horrible and evil, but it is pretty brave to drive a plane into the World Trade Center.

02:01:28.000 He's just talking about the actual factual use of the proper word.

02:01:31.000 Like they have some balls.

02:01:33.000 Yeah.

02:01:33.000 It's never a good thing.

02:01:36.000 I never understood how you can be with the same person just day after day, week after week, month after month, year after year.

02:01:42.000 Because you're shallow.

02:01:43.000 Oh, God.

02:01:43.000 I find it so wonderful and relaxing.

02:01:46.000 Right.

02:01:46.000 And that I don't feel that pressure.

02:01:49.000 And you know how weird it is to bring somebody new into your life.

02:01:52.000 I mean, yes, there's an excuse.

02:01:53.000 He's used to it.

02:01:55.000 No, but don't you seriously worry that somebody could go to the press about something happens.

02:02:02.000 You know what I mean?

02:02:03.000 I mean, yes, you're not an idiot and you're not going to bring in some maniac.

02:02:07.000 First of all, if you're a nice person and treat people well, that's much less of a concern.

02:02:12.000 Most people who get in trouble, it's because they do schmucky things.

02:02:15.000 And that's not to say people can't take a shot at you just because they see you're an easy target.

02:02:20.000 People do that all the time, and I'm aware of that.

02:02:22.000 But you can't live your life worrying about what bad shit might happen.

02:02:26.000 That's true.

02:02:27.000 But you love being alone.

02:02:28.000 You have said it.

02:02:29.000 You love it.

02:02:30.000 In other words, you wake up in the morning, you're happy to be by yourself.

02:02:33.000 Correct.

02:02:33.000 And if something funny hits you, you can write it down.

02:02:37.000 You can't write shit down if you have a wife.

02:02:39.000 No.

02:02:39.000 They eat all your pencils.

02:02:42.000 I'm to decide what to do with all my time.

02:02:44.000 What's your day-to-day?

02:02:46.000 Because I like your schedule in my mind that you will.

02:02:50.000 His interviews now are so tedious.

02:02:53.000 They're just ass kissing back and forth, and I love you, and you've been such a great influence, and no, you've been great for me.

02:02:59.000 And oh, fuck off.

02:03:02.000 An interview is only interesting when you ask them something controversial.

02:03:06.000 When Mark Maron has more edge than you, you're not Howard Stern anymore.

02:03:13.000 So what were we watching that for?

02:03:16.000 Just to show how lonely they were.

02:03:18.000 To show how lonely they were.

02:03:19.000 Oh.

02:03:20.000 Okay.

02:03:20.000 We won't make this the final video.

02:03:24.000 No, we're not going to.

02:03:25.000 What I'm saying is we're not going to the final video yet.

02:03:27.000 I want to keep reading.

02:03:28.000 Gotcha.

02:03:28.000 Mail.

02:03:31.000 This is the tweet from Compelle Boss.

02:03:34.000 Yes.

02:03:36.000 Imagine you're a young woman in the prime of your life, and this woman must have been desperate for some sort of fame or money or something to marry such a slug.

02:03:51.000 A man who abandoned his wife and three children.

02:03:55.000 Miserable wretch.

02:03:57.000 Of course, he wants a trophy wife because his self-esteem is so low.

02:03:59.000 He needs one.

02:04:00.000 He needs a trophy wife.

02:04:02.000 Every guy would love a trophy wife, but he needs one because he's a filthy pig.

02:04:06.000 His career, I mean, what's it like to have once been the number one guy in New York?

02:04:10.000 What's it like to have your ratings, self-esteem, and everything ripped away?

02:04:15.000 So you've got to find a young woman who suffers her ego.

02:04:19.000 But every night when he climbs on top of her, he knows.

02:04:23.000 Do you think it's everything?

02:04:24.000 Yeah, maybe not.

02:04:26.000 Well, every morning, you know, I don't care how much money she has.

02:04:29.000 Every morning, I mean, the corpse that he is, that poor young girl has to spread her legs every morning is Halloween.

02:04:39.000 She said Halloween, the horror of Halloween.

02:04:43.000 There's no trick.

02:04:44.000 And there's no treat.

02:04:45.000 There's only a trick when she gets in bed.

02:04:48.000 It's a trick.

02:04:50.000 It's a cruel trick.

02:04:52.000 I'm sure when she was growing up and she was so beautiful, her parents said she one day.

02:04:56.000 She thought she had an illustrious future ahead of her.

02:04:59.000 Well, I guess she opted for the cash.

02:05:03.000 Perfect.

02:05:04.000 Brian, I was going to save that for the final video.

02:05:08.000 Oh.

02:05:10.000 You really are.

02:05:11.000 I think you have Lyme.

02:05:12.000 Because like Monday, you were doing your job really well.

02:05:15.000 Today you are sub-retard.

02:05:18.000 I just thought we were waiting for that.

02:05:19.000 But I don't know if you're going to be able to do that.

02:05:20.000 I don't want to hear your stupid reason on why you're stupid.

02:05:23.000 That's not interesting.

02:05:25.000 So now what's the final video?

02:05:27.000 No.

02:05:28.000 Hey, Gavin and Ryan.

02:05:29.000 Gavin, you're normally very clean cut, and your hair looks like dog shit lately.

02:05:32.000 Is this your winter look?

02:05:33.000 You need a haircut?

02:05:34.000 What's going on?

02:05:34.000 I thought I would try growing everything out.

02:05:37.000 Thanks a lot, jerk.

02:05:47.000 This video was taken by my wife.

02:05:48.000 I'm doing daily physical therapy exercise and listening to you hang up on your helicopter, buddy, during the live show.

02:05:54.000 You make my days better.

02:05:55.000 Keep it up.

02:06:07.000 That looks deranged.

02:06:11.000 It does look a little deranged.

02:06:12.000 So what's he got to do for some sort of neck therapy?

02:06:16.000 I'm trying to inflate a balloon.

02:06:18.000 Inflate a balloon.

02:06:19.000 The arm up.

02:06:23.000 Head propped up.

02:06:24.000 Have you ever had to do?

02:06:25.000 I've never had to do that.

02:06:26.000 Have you ever had to recover over the course of weeks doing physical therapy?

02:06:29.000 I mean, I've got cracked ribs.

02:06:30.000 That's a pain.

02:06:31.000 I had a hemorrhoid.

02:06:32.000 But having to sort of go, uh-uh, uh-uh.

02:06:36.000 I knew a guy who got circumcised at the age of like 25.

02:06:41.000 Yeah.

02:06:42.000 He would, he would, he wasn't, didn't have to do physical therapy, but he, he made couch cushions with a belt around them, like three belts making one belt, just because the idea of it bumping into anything was the worst thing imaginable.

02:06:55.000 Sure.

02:06:56.000 That seems the worst.

02:07:00.000 Hey guys, the Tuesday show is great, but it's the exact same show as the GML podcast number 139.

02:07:06.000 Still would want to make love to you with your heels on.

02:07:08.000 What?

02:07:10.000 Did you upload the same show, or is he just saying you guys are repetitive?

02:07:14.000 Hopefully that's not what he means.

02:07:17.000 Wouldn't surprise me.

02:07:18.000 Brian fucked up again.

02:07:20.000 No, no.

02:07:20.000 On the site?

02:07:23.000 Oh, the podcast.

02:07:24.000 Let's see.

02:07:27.000 I'll look into it.

02:07:28.000 Yeah, you look into that.

02:07:30.000 Rather than noodling around in your guitar.

02:07:32.000 Hey, Gavin Rai.

02:07:34.000 The truth about guns, video crazy.

02:07:36.000 Okay, let's make this the final video.

02:07:41.000 So it's called What If the Races Were Reversed?

02:07:45.000 And we're first going to introduce the final video bumper.

02:08:04.000 I haven't seen this video yet.

02:08:06.000 Because it's a mailbag episode, the Mailbag decided the song that we introd the show with.

02:08:12.000 It conducted the content of the entire episode.

02:08:16.000 And now it's going to show.

02:08:17.000 Oh, fuck.

02:08:18.000 Everyone's seen this a million fucking times.

02:08:21.000 Thanks, buddy.

02:08:28.000 Oh, this just happened.

02:08:29.000 Ready?

02:08:29.000 He gets shot a bunch of times.

02:08:32.000 I'm texting him.

02:08:32.000 I'm emailing him right now.

02:08:33.000 Ancient Chinese Secret.

02:08:38.000 Asshole.

02:08:41.000 God damn.

02:08:42.000 Why did I listen to him?

02:08:46.000 Oh, I know a good one.

02:08:49.000 I sent it to you earlier.

02:08:52.000 Yeah, that one.

02:08:53.000 That one.

02:08:54.000 This is real.

02:08:58.000 Holy fuck, I thought I was tripping balls.

02:09:02.000 What the fuck?

02:09:08.000 Holy fuck.

02:09:09.000 I think the cockroach likes that.

02:09:12.000 Maybe the vibrations.

02:09:14.000 Maybe it stimulates it.

02:09:15.000 Maybe the dead finger skin on there is like yellow.

02:09:17.000 Oh, yeah.

02:09:18.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

02:09:18.000 It's yummy.

02:09:19.000 Cockroaches are fucking gross.

02:09:21.000 But they rock.

02:09:23.000 Cockroaches rock.

02:09:24.000 Cockroaches.

02:09:24.000 Rockroaches.

02:09:25.000 Yeah.

02:09:26.000 Rock a roaches.

02:09:28.000 I got a few final videos, actually.

02:09:31.000 I think we have a guy eating moose poo.

02:09:32.000 Oh, no, this one is cool.

02:09:34.000 I never thought of this, but if you're smuggling heroin, black hair would be a good place to put it.

02:09:39.000 Oh, yeah.

02:09:39.000 Black hair heroin.

02:09:43.000 Heroin.

02:09:45.000 That's good.

02:09:56.000 Someone told on her.

02:09:57.000 She did it before.

02:09:59.000 Yeah.

02:10:01.000 That's a lot of.

02:10:02.000 That is heroin, right?

02:10:04.000 That's a lot of drugs.

02:10:07.000 So, what's she gonna get now?

02:10:08.000 That's like life.

02:10:10.000 No.

02:10:11.000 You don't think so?

02:10:12.000 Because it's attempted murder.

02:10:12.000 Don't they charge us murder?

02:10:14.000 Or like attempted murder?

02:10:16.000 Five years.

02:10:18.000 Check it out for three.

02:10:23.000 You still got a few in there.

02:10:24.000 Who's TikToking though?

02:10:25.000 I think most drug bus are something, especially when you leave America, it's something that's set up with the police where it's like, look, let these go through.

02:10:33.000 I'll give you a scalp.

02:10:35.000 And then they take the newbies.

02:10:37.000 Like that show, Locked Up Abroad.

02:10:40.000 It's always some newbie who's fallen for a smuggling trick, and they don't want to lose their real moles who are real members of the gang.

02:10:46.000 So they get people like Ryan to do it.

02:10:49.000 And then they throw him to the wolves.

02:10:51.000 And next thing you know, he's fucking in a prison in Nicaragua.

02:10:54.000 David Cho, you were locked up in Tokyo for months.

02:10:59.000 Please be unlocked up abroad.

02:11:01.000 It's the greatest story ever told.

02:11:04.000 They thought you stole books.

02:11:05.000 You didn't.

02:11:06.000 You got in a fight with the cops.

02:11:07.000 You beat up Japanese police.

02:11:09.000 And then you were stuck in a cell with nothing.

02:11:12.000 Your friend was, people were sending you money and letters and stuff to your friend.

02:11:16.000 He was too lazy to send them to you.

02:11:18.000 He just threw them in a pile.

02:11:20.000 You discovered Jesus.

02:11:21.000 You almost escaped at one point.

02:11:24.000 And you did beautiful art using piss, shit, and blood because you had no art supplies.

02:11:30.000 And they contacted him.

02:11:32.000 He had a whole art show of his stuff.

02:11:34.000 They contacted him and he went, no, I'm not interested.

02:11:39.000 Fuck.

02:11:40.000 What a waste.

02:11:41.000 He sat down with me after he got out and he told me that story.

02:11:44.000 It took him seven hours to tell me the entire story from top to bottom.

02:11:49.000 He didn't leave out one detail.

02:11:50.000 And I was fucking like this.

02:11:54.000 And the art he did in there was amazing, too.

02:11:57.000 What's this now?

02:11:58.000 Is this the moose poop?

02:12:03.000 And it appears it died of natural causes.

02:12:08.000 And when a creature like some dies, the cycle of mother nature.

02:12:14.000 So this is some hipster.

02:12:30.000 Oh, the fuck.

02:12:34.000 Oh, I should have warned you guys.

02:12:36.000 Sorry, I hadn't seen that yet.

02:12:37.000 I wish it was Moose Poop.

02:12:39.000 Oh, my God.

02:12:40.000 I think the next one is Moose Poop.

02:12:42.000 Look away.

02:12:43.000 Oh.

02:12:44.000 Look away.

02:12:47.000 This is the same guy.

02:12:48.000 So when Moose decides to go poo-poo, it comes out in these little nuggets.

02:12:54.000 Or as I call them.

02:12:56.000 Is this like an Alaskan hipster gross out artist?

02:12:58.000 I didn't know that was a thing till right now.

02:13:00.000 You know, a lot of the people were there.

02:13:02.000 There was like some shit posers.

02:13:04.000 There was an Alaskan hipster gross out artist.

02:13:07.000 There was some flow artists.

02:13:09.000 There was a Japanese Puerto Rican.

02:13:11.000 There's a lot of different weirdos.

02:13:12.000 That's like that SNL sketch where the guy's going like, and there was midgets and blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.

02:13:16.000 Oh, yeah, that everyone loves.

02:13:18.000 I hate that character.

02:13:19.000 Chicks love that thing.

02:13:21.000 Okay.

02:13:22.000 And he cracks himself up when he's doing it.

02:13:24.000 It's so corny.

02:13:25.000 Moose morsels.

02:13:30.000 After a long hike to a beautiful scenery like this, finding a moose morsel snack is perfect.

02:13:40.000 Oh, dude.

02:13:46.000 Oh.

02:13:48.000 Oh.

02:13:55.000 Spit it out.

02:14:08.000 Get some water from like the Alaska.

02:14:10.000 Yeah, just swim.

02:14:12.000 Just drown.

02:14:12.000 Just drown yourself.

02:14:14.000 Just chop your head off and put it in the water.

02:14:19.000 Make sure when you're pulling your head off, though, you remove your esophagus and get that into the water too.

02:14:24.000 Take it all.

02:14:30.000 Oh, that's horror.

02:14:32.000 Yum.

02:14:35.000 That guy seems kind of cool.

02:14:38.000 That just wanted me over.

02:14:39.000 Yeah, it seems like he's a pretty awesome guy.

02:14:42.000 I want to use that as a drop.

02:14:44.000 Oh, come on.

02:14:46.000 Just the yum.

02:14:47.000 Is that it?

02:14:47.000 Have we got anything else?

02:14:49.000 Oh, I got that the CVS vid.

02:14:52.000 Oh, nice.

02:14:53.000 I still want to keep this.

02:14:54.000 Now you'll see.

02:14:55.000 Either I'm weird for finding this funny, or you will also go, yeah, that is kind of funny how little doors care about us and our well-being.

02:15:05.000 Doors and humans are not friends.

02:15:07.000 Don't be deceived by how friendly doors are when you go to CVS.

02:15:11.000 They children.

02:15:12.000 Those doors couldn't give less of a shit if you live or die.

02:15:16.000 Doors don't care about you.

02:15:19.000 Hi.

02:15:20.000 Okay, thank you.

02:15:21.000 Thanks for coming.

02:15:22.000 He's got the CVS ponytail.

02:15:25.000 And let me put all my money in there.

02:15:28.000 Get on my shoulder.

02:15:29.000 And I want it.

02:15:30.000 Nope.

02:15:31.000 So is she holding on on purpose?

02:15:35.000 That's a strong-ass purse.

02:15:36.000 Okay, here it comes.

02:15:40.000 All right.

02:15:40.000 You're not my problem anymore.

02:15:42.000 Bye.

02:15:47.000 Let's just close.

02:15:48.000 Out of sight, out of mind.

02:15:51.000 Like the other doors can deal with your shit until you're gone, then those will close too.

02:15:55.000 Thanks for shopping.

02:15:56.000 Sorry to laugh as a woman is terrorized.

02:15:58.000 Right.

02:15:59.000 Inanimate objects.

02:16:00.000 Spike Jones did a commercial for IKEA once, and it was really sad about a lamp.

02:16:06.000 Spike Jones lamp ad.

02:16:08.000 IKEA.

02:16:11.000 And it kind of reminds me of the same thing.

02:16:15.000 Can you imagine if the tonight remember?

02:16:23.000 Oh, yeah.

02:16:24.000 Remember this?

02:16:25.000 I think I do.

02:16:26.000 Sadly.

02:16:27.000 He's leaving, saying goodbye.

02:16:30.000 He's a really talented filmmaker, but throws down the garbage.

02:16:54.000 Looking inside, Toy Story took advantage of this strange impulse we have.

02:17:09.000 Many of you feel bad for this lamb.

02:17:12.000 That is because you're crazy.

02:17:13.000 It has no feelings.

02:17:15.000 And the new one is much better.

02:17:19.000 God, I remember that totally differently.

02:17:22.000 I remembered him being really aggressive.

02:17:24.000 If he was allowed to cuss, that would have been great.

02:17:26.000 Did you feel bad for that?

02:17:27.000 It's a fucking lamb.

02:17:29.000 That would have been great.

02:17:30.000 Yeah.

02:17:31.000 Jeez, it's funny how your brain twists things.

02:17:33.000 You made it.

02:17:34.000 I remember a guy wearing all white.

02:17:35.000 He was super clean.

02:17:36.000 He was really aggressive, like, northerner.

02:17:40.000 What do you call it?

02:17:41.000 A guy from Norway.

02:17:42.000 Norwegian.

02:17:43.000 Northerner.

02:17:44.000 Yeah, an aggressive Norwegian comes right at you and goes, did you feel bad for that?

02:17:48.000 It's a lamp.

02:17:49.000 It has no feelings.

02:17:50.000 And he walks off.

02:17:52.000 Wait, that's one.

02:17:57.000 2002 and 2018.

02:17:59.000 Maybe you're thinking of the new one.

02:18:02.000 Yeah, that came back 2018.

02:18:03.000 Now that we're all soft, we need a happy ending.

02:18:13.000 I don't want my kids picking up stuff from the garbage, especially a lamp that could give them an electrical shock.

02:18:18.000 Because it's broken.

02:18:21.000 It's still a fucking lamp.

02:18:24.000 You're kidding me.

02:18:26.000 Now you're happy because it has a friend?

02:18:29.000 It doesn't have a friend.

02:18:30.000 She's mentally ill.

02:18:31.000 She has autism.

02:18:32.000 It could burn her.

02:18:33.000 It's made of aluminum.

02:18:34.000 It's a broken lamp.

02:18:35.000 That's why it was in the garbage, you idiot.

02:18:43.000 Kids love their lamps.

02:18:47.000 Many of you feel happy for this lamp.

02:18:50.000 That's not crazy.

02:18:51.000 Reusing things is much better.

02:18:54.000 Oh.

02:18:55.000 Ugh.

02:18:56.000 God.

02:18:58.000 Womp, womp, womp.

02:19:01.000 Get fired.

02:19:02.000 Get in trouble.

02:19:03.000 Be brave and never stop fighting.

Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - February 11, 2021

S03E72 - MAILBAG KETCHUP 2

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