Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - S03E73

00:00:13.000 Live from New York!

00:00:22.000 Cats you rock Mac knowledge, knowledge is beaten, collages, light up the mic, guard knowledge, block joints, the carriage points, come on, mola, roller, hola, play the guard, he back over the shoulder, roll tapes, play it like Nyx, check the franchise, run on my guys, my enterprise flash, many lives, repeller fakes like reflectors,

00:00:38.000 he had sugar in his hand, his last cracker with we forgot we had a show today, President's Day.

00:00:51.000 Kids are home from school, been kind of partying a little bit this weekend, got a little out of it.

00:00:57.000 Back to Scotch?

00:00:58.000 Yep.

00:00:59.000 Drank a bottle of fireball and a bottle of makers.

00:01:03.000 Went skiing.

00:01:04.000 Oh my god.

00:01:05.000 Hunter.

00:01:06.000 But that song was Daytona 500.

00:01:11.000 And I'm just listening to the lyrics right there.

00:01:13.000 I don't think the Wu-Tang clan had any idea what the fuck they were talking about.

00:01:28.000 Say peace to cats who rock Mac knowledge knowledges.

00:01:32.000 Street astrologists light up the mic god.

00:01:38.000 So this is just saying hi to people who are intelligent and have street smarts.

00:01:43.000 Okay.

00:01:44.000 Light up the mic god.

00:01:46.000 Acknowledge this.

00:01:47.000 Fly joints that carry two points.

00:01:50.000 What?

00:01:51.000 I don't think that means anything.

00:01:53.000 Corolla Motorola holder.

00:01:55.000 What?

00:01:57.000 This phone holder?

00:01:58.000 Play it, God, E-PAC over the shoulder.

00:02:01.000 What's an E-PAC?

00:02:03.000 Chrome Tanks, player like Yanks.

00:02:06.000 Check the franchise.

00:02:07.000 What franchise?

00:02:08.000 McDonald's?

00:02:09.000 Front on my guys, my enterprise Splash Money Lines.

00:02:12.000 Okay, I got that.

00:02:14.000 If you front on his guys, his gang, I guess his fellow drug dealers, I guess.

00:02:17.000 The story with Ghostface Killer was he was a ghostface because he would kill people and then vanish into the night.

00:02:23.000 Which I'm sure is a bunch of bullshit that you just make up.

00:02:27.000 I hung out with him once.

00:02:28.000 He said I was the realest nigga he met all day.

00:02:31.000 He must have stayed in that day.

00:02:34.000 That must have been it.

00:02:34.000 You say I'm not a real nigga?

00:02:35.000 No, no, no, no.

00:02:37.000 Just compared to other niggas that he might meet.

00:02:40.000 Well, he was doing press all day, so he wasn't really meeting a lot of real niggas.

00:02:43.000 I see.

00:02:44.000 Yeah, I could see that.

00:02:45.000 You were a pretty real-ass nigga.

00:02:47.000 Why?

00:02:48.000 Is he mad that I'm talking about it?

00:02:49.000 I think so.

00:02:50.000 You know, I have so many pictures of me and celebrities from back when I was palatable that I thought I could do a thing going, hey man, people are really cracking down on this terrorist bullshit, lies.

00:03:01.000 They're making me show up at work at my PJs.

00:03:03.000 I'm so fucking out of it.

00:03:06.000 I would really appreciate it if some of the people, you know, famous people could show their support with the hashtag IBACKGavin, right?

00:03:14.000 That would be cool.

00:03:15.000 And then I just show pictures of me in Knoxville, Mindy Kaling, David Cross, Zach Galifanakis, Hassam Minhaj, Ghostface Killer, Tommy Lee from Motley Crew.

00:03:28.000 Like I could, there's Jennifer Aniston, Justin Thoreau.

00:03:32.000 Yeah.

00:03:33.000 And they're all saying, I back Gavin.

00:03:34.000 Now you'd see my hair do change a bit, which could be a problem.

00:03:37.000 This broad?

00:03:38.000 That broad backs me.

00:03:41.000 I guess I got to get a haircut at some point, right?

00:03:45.000 Look at these guys.

00:03:46.000 Arctic monkeys or something?

00:03:48.000 Yeah.

00:03:48.000 Are they really?

00:03:49.000 Yeah.

00:03:49.000 Oh, cool.

00:03:50.000 They literally just look like the article.

00:03:52.000 I've never seen them before.

00:03:53.000 Yeah, that's who they are.

00:03:54.000 Sick.

00:03:56.000 Chrome tanks, player like Yanks, check the franchise.

00:03:59.000 Repel all fakes like reflectors.

00:04:01.000 Okay, I got that.

00:04:02.000 He had sugar in his ear from his last crack career.

00:04:08.000 Wait.

00:04:09.000 What has Ray Kwan said about this song?

00:04:11.000 Holy shit.

00:04:12.000 White people are so into black culture that they have, when you look up the lyrics to this song, you click on a word and it breaks down what it was about and how he feels about this.

00:04:24.000 For example, what has Ray Kwan said about this song?

00:04:28.000 I love that break beat, Nautilus.

00:04:30.000 Rizza just touched it a little bit, sped it up, and that right there was a definition of a real MC tapping a beat.

00:04:35.000 So I knew this was one I definitely had to make my business to come with authority on.

00:04:39.000 And I don't even know my shit might have went over 16.

00:04:42.000 Like I was just dogging it.

00:04:44.000 At that time, I guess we were hanging out with the Force MDs that day.

00:04:47.000 These are cats that are R ⁇ B superstars.

00:04:49.000 They came from Staten Island.

00:04:50.000 They're the only R ⁇ B group to really make an impact.

00:04:54.000 Now they call themselves MDs because they know the melodies.

00:04:57.000 Oh, okay.

00:04:59.000 Me and Ghost invited them to come to a track with us.

00:05:01.000 They were just chilling, getting drunk, bugging out.

00:05:02.000 They heard the beat.

00:05:03.000 We're like, damn, y'all niggas want us on this shit?

00:05:05.000 We were like, yeah, this one.

00:05:06.000 So it was an all-nighter.

00:05:07.000 They were going in there, trying shit, and we were like, ah, again, nah, yeah, nah, yeah.

00:05:14.000 Fucking intellectual commentary from Ray Kwan.

00:05:18.000 Oh, Ray Kwan.

00:05:19.000 Also, I was just reading some of your comments on this track we were just listening to.

00:05:24.000 I just have one brief question.

00:05:26.000 What is eight times seven?

00:05:30.000 What does the word invaluable mean?

00:05:34.000 What does the word non-plussed mean?

00:05:36.000 Here, don't look that up, Brian.

00:05:37.000 What does non-plussed mean?

00:05:39.000 Like, not affected.

00:05:41.000 I just know it from the context.

00:05:43.000 We're like, I'm non-plussed.

00:05:45.000 Like, I'm not affected and not phased by something.

00:05:47.000 Is that true?

00:05:49.000 So you're just guessing, by the way, the word sounds.

00:05:51.000 What's that got to do with context?

00:05:53.000 No, by the context, because people are like, what context?

00:05:55.000 He was non-plussed.

00:05:56.000 And then when they say that, they usually mean they're referring to somebody who's like, I'm not plussed.

00:06:02.000 What is plussed?

00:06:03.000 I don't know.

00:06:04.000 Plused isn't like maybe adding emotions to something that is neutral.

00:06:09.000 I just mean.

00:06:10.000 Just like that black poet with their just is.

00:06:13.000 Non-plus.

00:06:13.000 Just if.

00:06:14.000 You do all your research in the word.

00:06:17.000 Subtracting to tract from the sub.

00:06:19.000 Yeah, exactly.

00:06:20.000 You've got a bass.

00:06:23.000 What does it mean?

00:06:23.000 All right, I'll look it up.

00:06:24.000 You know, Ghost came in, and this was back then when Ghost used to get high.

00:06:27.000 So we were geeking high.

00:06:28.000 We were drunk, bugging out.

00:06:29.000 He may have been smoking Some dust before he came in.

00:06:31.000 He got under control.

00:06:32.000 You know, this is back in the wild, crazy days.

00:06:34.000 But at the end of the day, he was like, nigga, that's my album.

00:06:36.000 We go in on this.

00:06:38.000 You haven't said so much of this shit.

00:06:43.000 Okay, here's a line.

00:06:44.000 The MAC 10 flex wipe cats like Windex.

00:06:47.000 Index finger be sore bust in these fly scripts.

00:06:50.000 And now we have, this has 13 up votes and no down votes.

00:06:56.000 Genius annotation, four different contributors.

00:06:59.000 All right?

00:07:00.000 You spray Windex and then you wipe it off.

00:07:02.000 You spray Windex, you spray a MAC 10.

00:07:06.000 Index finger be sore bust in these fly scripts mean that he's producing so many fly rhymes, his index finger hurts.

00:07:13.000 This may be an oblique reference to the previous line, implying that the MAC 10 is a metaphorical reference to his rhyming ability.

00:07:25.000 I had the cartoonist Mark Bell once illustrate this song for Vice.

00:07:31.000 I wonder if that comes up.

00:07:35.000 And it really showed how fucking insane M-A-R-C-Bell.

00:07:42.000 You can't really put Daytona 500 in Google or you get 8 billion ghost face.

00:07:54.000 Ghost.

00:07:55.000 This isn't a very good way to start the show, is it?

00:07:58.000 Would this be on vice?

00:08:01.000 I can't find it.

00:08:02.000 Non-plussed means surprised, shocked, blown away.

00:08:07.000 But then I also saw unfazed.

00:08:08.000 What's up with that?

00:08:09.000 That's like the opposite.

00:08:11.000 It does not mean unfazed, only imbeciles think.

00:08:13.000 Oh, that's an adjective unphased, unaffected, unimpressed.

00:08:17.000 Well, that's wrong.

00:08:19.000 Look, you can't have the word mean the opposite.

00:08:21.000 That's the opposite of a thing, yeah, yeah.

00:08:23.000 Bewildered, unsure how to act or respond.

00:08:25.000 Unfazed.

00:08:25.000 This might be one of these things where so many people get it wrong so often that they've had to change it.

00:08:30.000 Like when you look up literally on Google, it says not literally.

00:08:33.000 Look at m-w.com.

00:08:35.000 That's Miriam Webster.

00:08:38.000 You know, the little black kid from that sitcom?

00:08:41.000 He wrote the dictionary.

00:08:43.000 Webster.

00:08:44.000 That's how old he is.

00:08:45.000 So I'm looking up non-plussed.

00:08:46.000 Yeah.

00:08:47.000 Let's see what the official.

00:08:51.000 Unsure about what to say, perplexed.

00:08:54.000 And then chiefly used in the U.S. Oh, wow.

00:08:57.000 You're right.

00:08:58.000 Right?

00:08:59.000 Chiefly U.S. That means like this is how it's interpreted in the U.S. Okay, no, the use of non-plus to mean unimpressed is an Americanism that has become increasingly common in recent decades.

00:09:06.000 Now appears frequently in published writing.

00:09:08.000 It apparently arose from confusion over the meaning of non-plus in ambiguous context, and it continues to be widely regarded as an error.

00:09:15.000 It is an error.

00:09:16.000 Wow.

00:09:17.000 Fucking hell.

00:09:19.000 That's regarded as an error.

00:09:22.000 I remember it was a whole VH1 campaign.

00:09:25.000 I'm not non-plussed.

00:09:26.000 I'm plussed, yo.

00:09:28.000 Yo, check it out.

00:09:29.000 VH1.

00:09:30.000 We all plussed here in this, his house.

00:09:33.000 What?

00:09:34.000 Like, can't they Google anything?

00:09:37.000 Anyone?

00:09:39.000 Today's book is Upheaval by Lou Dobbs.

00:09:43.000 Lou Dobbs has stayed on the straight and narrow of small government, socially liberal, anti-illegal immigration.

00:09:50.000 I think his wife's Mexican, runs a big ranch.

00:09:52.000 Awesome guy.

00:09:53.000 I've hung out with him a couple times.

00:09:54.000 Really smart, really funny dude.

00:09:56.000 He likes to laugh.

00:09:58.000 You don't see that much on the right people who love to laugh.

00:10:01.000 You know who else love to laugh?

00:10:02.000 That old black guy who just died of COVID that was anti-COVID said it's not a big deal.

00:10:09.000 And then he croaked.

00:10:11.000 Herman Kane?

00:10:12.000 Yeah.

00:10:13.000 Funny fucking dude.

00:10:15.000 And he just wants to party.

00:10:16.000 Usually when you meet these guys, especially like at a convention at the hotel bar or something, they're sick of talking about politics.

00:10:21.000 They want to talk about chicks and stuff.

00:10:24.000 And dumb, like Seinfeld type stuff.

00:10:26.000 Like, what's the bargaining situation at the Special Olympics?

00:10:30.000 So this was written in 2013.

00:10:32.000 Lou Dobbs was always a conservative, right?

00:10:37.000 2009, he left CNN because they were becoming radical.

00:10:41.000 CNN, about 10 years ago, wasn't that radical.

00:10:45.000 They were pretty normal.

00:10:47.000 And they would have right and left.

00:10:48.000 And then they discovered partisanship pays the bills.

00:10:51.000 So they started drifting off to the left.

00:10:53.000 Now they've gone off the left cliff.

00:10:56.000 But Lou was getting a little too uppity about illegal immigration.

00:11:01.000 And after September 11th, he declared, like me, that he was getting more radical.

00:11:08.000 Now, more radical just means fucking normal at this point, especially when you compare yourself to the far left.

00:11:14.000 But those were his days done at CNN.

00:11:18.000 So he tried some failed startup things, and then Fox News scooped him up and called his show Lou Dobbs Tonight.

00:11:24.000 And that just ended.

00:11:31.000 Why Fox News?

00:11:32.000 Look, CNN can't wait to do it.

00:11:37.000 Dobbs was the highest rated thing.

00:11:39.000 NPR media correspondent.

00:11:40.000 Oh, I know those.

00:11:41.000 Reliable sources.

00:11:42.000 They would throw somebody over the side and see if that was enough, he said.

00:11:45.000 This is an effort to cauterize the wound to distance Fox from this feverish conspiracy theory.

00:11:50.000 All right.

00:11:51.000 I remember now.

00:11:52.000 One of the Murdochs said he wanted to get rid of him.

00:11:54.000 And they have that lawsuit because of the voting machines, which is like a multi-billion dollar lawsuit.

00:12:00.000 Yeah, there it is.

00:12:01.000 $2.7 billion defamation lawsuit from SmartMatic.

00:12:06.000 Actually, SmartMatic tried to sue us, too.

00:12:09.000 Get out of here.

00:12:09.000 Yep.

00:12:10.000 They wanted $3 billion.

00:12:12.000 I said, what about $80 cash right now?

00:12:15.000 And a beer and a little toot.

00:12:18.000 And they went, oh, for fuck's sakes.

00:12:19.000 That's a good fucking deal.

00:12:21.000 No paperwork, right?

00:12:22.000 No, I did have paperwork, but I used crayons.

00:12:25.000 Oh, that's kind of fun.

00:12:26.000 Still legal.

00:12:27.000 Yeah.

00:12:28.000 It's a document.

00:12:29.000 So they got off our backs.

00:12:32.000 Never happened to me.

00:12:33.000 We are getting fucking attacked, though, by everyone trying to shut down this site.

00:12:38.000 It's crazy.

00:12:39.000 And they always say, oh, you don't like it?

00:12:41.000 It's the free market.

00:12:42.000 Build your own pirate ship.

00:12:43.000 Okay, I did.

00:12:44.000 And then I spent months layering it so people wouldn't hack it or destroy it.

00:12:48.000 And it's still under a constant siege.

00:12:50.000 I had to change the fucking name.

00:12:54.000 Anyway, he's been making about $3 million for a long time every year.

00:12:59.000 So I think he's going to be fine.

00:13:00.000 But he was canceled by Fox.

00:13:03.000 Here's another thing that's going on with Fox.

00:13:04.000 We've mentioned this a few times on the show.

00:13:07.000 Sky News owns them.

00:13:09.000 Sky News is worth something like $25 billion.

00:13:12.000 Fox is only worth $3 billion.

00:13:14.000 They want to sell it.

00:13:16.000 But in British law, there is a stupid rule where you can't include a contentious entity in your media package.

00:13:23.000 So they have to dilute Fox News down to be pretty darn mainstream.

00:13:28.000 Basically what CNN was in 2009.

00:13:30.000 That's what they have to make Fox.

00:13:32.000 So they're doing that.

00:13:33.000 Tucker's days have got to be numbered.

00:13:35.000 I'm stunned he's still there.

00:13:38.000 And then once they can do that, they can sell Sky.

00:13:41.000 And then what are we left with?

00:13:43.000 Anyway, this is 2013.

00:13:47.000 We're left with our own media.

00:13:50.000 Kevin Redd says Sky News is using Fox model to radicalize politics in Australia.

00:13:54.000 What?

00:13:55.000 I thought he was supposed to be conservative, this fucking prime minister.

00:14:01.000 Isn't it flip for them?

00:14:02.000 Did you stop moving the fucking screen around like that?

00:14:04.000 Jesus Christ, I'm going to get a seizure.

00:14:06.000 What are you doing?

00:14:07.000 I'm trying to zoom in in a good way so it fills it up and you could read it.

00:14:10.000 Where are the people at home?

00:14:11.000 We'll radicalize politics within a decade.

00:14:15.000 Kevin Rudd.

00:14:17.000 Why is Kevin...

00:14:18.000 Am I wrong?

00:14:18.000 What year is this?

00:14:19.000 Is this the present prime minister?

00:14:21.000 Because we were all excited when he was elected, yeah.

00:14:24.000 And he turns out to be a fucking pussy.

00:14:29.000 Yeah, they're trying to rat.

00:14:31.000 It's one news source, right?

00:14:34.000 Go turn on the TV right now.

00:14:37.000 There's CNN, MSNBC, all of this shit.

00:14:40.000 CBS, ABC, every single talk news host, talk show host, same exact politics.

00:14:46.000 One of them dares to stray.

00:14:49.000 And not that much.

00:14:49.000 We've seen what happens when Tucker is too rude, when he dared to point out that George Floyd OD'd, they came at him, guns a-blazing.

00:15:01.000 So one network dares, and it's relatively new, dares to stray from the liberal orthodoxy.

00:15:08.000 And, oh my God, it's this brainwashing machine.

00:15:10.000 They really are fucking Bolsheviks.

00:15:12.000 They're really out to destroy us.

00:15:14.000 You see, Trump's lawyer is getting his home attacked and his business right now.

00:15:22.000 Okay, yeah, I love these charts because, yes, there is OAN and there is Daily Caller and Daily Wire and Breitbart.

00:15:30.000 But as far as consumption goes, it's all the top guys.

00:15:34.000 Look at the top there.

00:15:37.000 That's what the mainstream, PBS, Bloomberg, something like eight out of the 10 podcasts in the country are PBS related.

00:15:45.000 Look at Vice up there.

00:15:47.000 Vice, Vox, Forbes.

00:15:49.000 Forbes has said they're going to be scrutinizing anyone who hires MAGA people for their business.

00:15:56.000 Basically auditing them.

00:15:59.000 They're considered neutral.

00:16:03.000 Yeah, they were.

00:16:06.000 We're censoring TV on there.

00:16:08.000 Which is off the graph.

00:16:10.000 Well, yeah.

00:16:11.000 All the way to the right.

00:16:13.000 I would say censored is...

00:16:15.000 Well, see, we don't really fit these because you think of like Daily Wire and Daily Caller and Breitbart.

00:16:19.000 They're all nerds.

00:16:21.000 Right.

00:16:21.000 Like we went off about Ghostface for 20 minutes.

00:16:25.000 Yeah, Ben does his thing about Cardi B. The wet-ass genital area.

00:16:30.000 No, he doesn't.

00:16:31.000 His thing about...

00:16:32.000 I'm having deja vu right now, by the way.

00:16:34.000 But his thing about Cardi B is still done from a very clinical, nerdy perspective.

00:16:39.000 He's not like, oh, this is Cardi B. She was a stripper, and this is her third album, blah, blah, blah.

00:16:42.000 He's not familiar with Cardi B. Like I am familiar with Ghost Face Killer.

00:16:48.000 See, I'm dope.

00:16:49.000 That's pretty dope.

00:16:51.000 What did you do this weekend?

00:16:54.000 Nothing much too crazy, but yesterday I went like a nice dinner, like tiny restaurant, like total, like broke out all stops.

00:17:01.000 How much was it?

00:17:02.000 It was like $112, not that much.

00:17:04.000 But when it came down to dessert, and he was like, do you want dessert?

00:17:07.000 She's like, yes, let's get a tiramisu.

00:17:09.000 And he was like, anything else?

00:17:10.000 She was like, espresso.

00:17:12.000 And I was like, and how about just a bowl of diamonds, too?

00:17:14.000 Why don't you just bring out a bullet?

00:17:16.000 And that was funny.

00:17:17.000 I'll be the judge of that.

00:17:19.000 For them.

00:17:22.000 So you didn't go to see your grandparents?

00:17:24.000 No.

00:17:25.000 You didn't go to kill them?

00:17:26.000 Kill them?

00:17:26.000 With my COVID?

00:17:27.000 Yeah.

00:17:28.000 No.

00:17:29.000 But I don't have COVID.

00:17:30.000 It's just that they're so paranoid about it.

00:17:33.000 It's like, it takes all the fun of going home.

00:17:35.000 I know, I know, but I kind of see their point.

00:17:38.000 Me too, me too.

00:17:38.000 I mean, she's, what, 89?

00:17:40.000 My great-grandmother's 94.

00:17:42.000 94.

00:17:43.000 Yeah.

00:17:44.000 Like, if I, I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I did give her COVID and she died.

00:17:48.000 That'd be all.

00:17:48.000 But you know what she said?

00:17:49.000 She was like, I don't care.

00:17:50.000 She's like, I don't want to.

00:17:52.000 She's like, she's basically saying, what good is it to just be around if I don't get to like hang out with my, like, she loves me to death.

00:18:00.000 She told me in front of other cousins.

00:18:02.000 I don't know.

00:18:03.000 She told me in front of my other.

00:18:04.000 She's always senile.

00:18:05.000 In front of my other cousins.

00:18:06.000 No, she always does that.

00:18:07.000 She was like, you were always my favorite in front of my other cousins.

00:18:10.000 So I was like, don't say that.

00:18:11.000 Because I know, like, I rule, but, you know.

00:18:15.000 She's 94.

00:18:16.000 She says what.

00:18:17.000 She's like, grabs my ass.

00:18:18.000 She's funny.

00:18:19.000 You fuck her?

00:18:20.000 No, I don't fuck.

00:18:21.000 No.

00:18:22.000 Nobody's doing that.

00:18:24.000 But she's just like, she's cute.

00:18:26.000 She grabbed my aunt's tits one time when she was new to the family.

00:18:28.000 She's like, hey.

00:18:30.000 She was like, Nana.

00:18:32.000 She's like a spunky little gal.

00:18:34.000 Sounds like she has dementia, dude.

00:18:35.000 No.

00:18:36.000 She remembers all sorts of shit.

00:18:37.000 She remembers my girlfriend.

00:18:38.000 We took a big move this weekend because she posted me on her story and tagged me.

00:18:42.000 So all of her friends are like, you're dating this monster?

00:18:47.000 Are you known as a monster?

00:18:50.000 What comes up if you Google you?

00:18:52.000 Let's see.

00:18:54.000 Hey, computer, who is Ryan Katsu Rivera?

00:19:00.000 Is it off?

00:19:01.000 Oh, yeah, because I had to plug in this hard drive.

00:19:03.000 I'm transferring, like, lots of, like, basically a terabyte.

00:19:06.000 Didn't I tell you to never unplug that again?

00:19:08.000 Yeah, but also it listens, like, when we're not even doing a show, it just blinks yellow.

00:19:13.000 You ever notice it doing that?

00:19:14.000 Yeah, I got nothing to hide.

00:19:15.000 Yeah, me too, but, you know.

00:19:17.000 I really got to do this data transfer because our hard drive is a little full up.

00:19:20.000 What did you do this weekend?

00:19:21.000 I went to Hunter.

00:19:22.000 Oh.

00:19:23.000 Vale.

00:19:23.000 I went skiing.

00:19:26.000 It sucked.

00:19:27.000 Was it icy?

00:19:28.000 So partied all Friday.

00:19:29.000 Wait, fought some dudes.

00:19:31.000 What?

00:19:32.000 Like, sparring.

00:19:34.000 Did I?

00:19:36.000 No, I chickened out.

00:19:38.000 Yeah, I chickened out because I have cracked ribs.

00:19:40.000 That's fair.

00:19:41.000 So we're driving, and we're going to do a two-hour drive.

00:19:44.000 I don't have a good excuse.

00:19:44.000 I just fucking pussied out, basically.

00:19:47.000 You still went to the gym?

00:19:49.000 Nope.

00:19:49.000 Oh, no, no.

00:19:50.000 You can't pussy out there live.

00:19:52.000 Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:19:54.000 You want to move around a bit?

00:19:56.000 I'm doing strength and conditioning.

00:19:59.000 That's true.

00:20:01.000 I have done that before.

00:20:02.000 But no, we drove to Hunter, which is about two hours northwest.

00:20:08.000 And it's a cool hill.

00:20:10.000 It's got a little kid section, and then a big fat tumor on it that's all black diamonds.

00:20:17.000 But my wife's not good enough to be with my youngest boy in case he disappears off into the woods or something.

00:20:23.000 So I'm the only one qualified to ski with him.

00:20:26.000 So I'm skiing with an eight-year-old down greens all day.

00:20:31.000 And I'm a black diamond nigga.

00:20:32.000 True.

00:20:33.000 I got to stop using that swear word.

00:20:35.000 It's fun, though, isn't it?

00:20:36.000 It's fun to use in a context of like, like, peekaboo is a type of boxing Tyson invented, and you're like, I'm a peekaboo nigga.

00:20:43.000 Even if it was bitch, like, I'm like a jujube bitch.

00:20:47.000 Yeah.

00:20:47.000 You know, it's just fun.

00:20:49.000 Well, you're making fun of your whiteness in a way, which is what that country singer was doing.

00:20:55.000 That looks exactly where I was yesterday.

00:20:59.000 I think I've been to Hunter.

00:21:00.000 I've been to Wyndham.

00:21:02.000 See, this is fun.

00:21:03.000 You can go up there and do these little scoots.

00:21:05.000 Or if you go fast, you can make those into jumps.

00:21:08.000 Yeah, that's the exact hill I was on yesterday.

00:21:11.000 Going behind my son.

00:21:11.000 But I'm like, this is tedious.

00:21:13.000 And I didn't really get any time to go black diamonding by myself.

00:21:17.000 So.

00:21:19.000 Jobless?

00:21:20.000 It's just two days of greens.

00:21:23.000 I've been skiing since I was five.

00:21:25.000 So greens are a little slow.

00:21:27.000 Yeah.

00:21:28.000 And then, because it was the long weekend, if you want to ski at this time of year with COVID and everything, take your kids out of school.

00:21:37.000 Go on a Monday and a Tuesday.

00:21:40.000 The lineups were so fucking demoralizing that you just, it kills the fun.

00:21:44.000 It was half an hour every time.

00:21:48.000 Half an hour to get to the chair.

00:21:51.000 So by the time you're up there, unless you're getting four blowjobs on the way up, you're just like, this is not worth it.

00:21:56.000 And on Sunday, we must have done, we went to lunch and then after lunch, I'm sitting with my wife in the lineup and she just goes, I'm kind of over this.

00:22:04.000 And I go, yeah, me too.

00:22:06.000 So we went back.

00:22:07.000 We rented a little cabin.

00:22:12.000 Nice weather, though?

00:22:13.000 Perfect weather.

00:22:14.000 It was awesome.

00:22:14.000 Sweet.

00:22:15.000 And it's been snowing like crazy, so the snow was good.

00:22:18.000 Yeah, that's right.

00:22:19.000 Good point.

00:22:19.000 And then I went back and watched Netflix.

00:22:21.000 I think I watched every single episode of Leah Romini talking about Scientology.

00:22:27.000 Fascinating series.

00:22:29.000 She is alarmingly pretty, though.

00:22:34.000 So it's exactly like watching a documentary starring the elephant man.

00:22:38.000 And you're just supposed to look at him.

00:22:41.000 And plus, she's talking to normal people like this woman.

00:22:44.000 This woman's a very attractive young lady, right?

00:22:46.000 But compared to Leah Romini, she's a hideous beast who could be in the circus.

00:22:52.000 Because they keep cutting back to Leah and you're just like, oh my God.

00:22:57.000 Like, how do you not hit on her?

00:22:59.000 Look, she looks like a porn star.

00:23:01.000 I like her voice, too.

00:23:02.000 Yeah.

00:23:03.000 She's got that like smoker voice kind of.

00:23:04.000 A friend of mine, this Puerto Rican broad, grew up with her.

00:23:07.000 Oh, cool.

00:23:09.000 Scientology.

00:23:10.000 And look, that's the kind of people that you're also talking to.

00:23:12.000 So it's double.

00:23:13.000 Look, look at her.

00:23:14.000 Did you see that?

00:23:15.000 Yeah, that little flash.

00:23:16.000 See, look at him.

00:23:17.000 He looks like everyone, like my dad's friends, like a weird chicken man.

00:23:21.000 And then they cut to her, and you're just like, do you mind if I beat off while you cry?

00:23:27.000 And Leo, I'm talking to you.

00:23:30.000 And then I see him with her, right?

00:23:33.000 And they're obviously touring the country and they're staying at hotels and stuff.

00:23:37.000 And he must have hit on her just once.

00:23:40.000 Like, look at that.

00:23:42.000 How do you not want to jizz on those glasses?

00:23:45.000 You must be at the hotel and you're just like having some wine and then you just be like, assuming he's not married.

00:23:52.000 I think she's married.

00:23:54.000 Would you like to try a bit of a making out per chance?

00:23:59.000 It's totally distracting.

00:24:00.000 But you know all about Scientology, but the amazing thing about it.

00:24:04.000 Does this do anything?

00:24:05.000 He pulls his dick out.

00:24:06.000 Does this do anything?

00:24:08.000 Do you?

00:24:08.000 Does this do anything?

00:24:09.000 No, okay, I'll put it away.

00:24:12.000 It really comes down to the tax-exempt status with Scientology.

00:24:17.000 I believe that all the people they fuck over and get to drain their bank accounts who spend 90 grand, 200 grand, I don't think that's really relevant.

00:24:26.000 I'm sure it helps.

00:24:28.000 Whoa!

00:24:29.000 Look at her.

00:24:31.000 And then look at him.

00:24:32.000 And then look at her.

00:24:34.000 I think he tries to act cool around her.

00:24:36.000 He's like, one time we went to Costa Rica and we.

00:24:39.000 The local guerrillas, we had to fight back with spears.

00:24:43.000 Try to just like brag in front of her.

00:24:45.000 But I don't think he overtly hits on her.

00:24:47.000 I think he's got too much dignity.

00:24:48.000 They went to fight guerrillas in Costa Rica, did they?

00:24:51.000 Guerrillas.

00:24:52.000 Guerrillas.

00:24:54.000 Yeah.

00:24:54.000 What are guerrillas?

00:24:55.000 Guerrilla warfare, people.

00:24:57.000 That's pronounced the same as the primate.

00:24:59.000 It's guerrilla warfare.

00:25:01.000 That's true.

00:25:01.000 Not guerilla.

00:25:02.000 I just wanted to emphasize the difference.

00:25:05.000 And there's no guerrilla warfare in Costa Rica.

00:25:09.000 You're thinking maybe Nicaragua, El Salvador, basically every other country in Central America but Costa Rica?

00:25:16.000 Thanks to him.

00:25:17.000 Wow, you suck.

00:25:19.000 Not only is the executive fucking.

00:25:21.000 So they buy real estate.

00:25:23.000 No one can compete with their bids because they don't pay tax.

00:25:26.000 So they get this real estate dirt cheap, pay no tax, let it age, flip it.

00:25:32.000 Basically, they're like Trump.

00:25:34.000 They're flipping commercial real estate and making a fucking fortune.

00:25:37.000 Of course, they have to justify buying these buildings.

00:25:39.000 So they say, oh, this is the National Health Crisis Center.

00:25:42.000 And there's maybe two people in it as they renovate it.

00:25:46.000 And then the top brass, like David Miskavidge, Miscavige?

00:25:52.000 Mrs. Cabbage.

00:25:54.000 They would just buy, they don't have to own anything.

00:25:57.000 So they just live in a giant mansion on the ocean And say, oh, this is the Clarity Awareness Project Center.

00:26:03.000 And you invite two people over once, and you're doing research.

00:26:08.000 And then, you know, you buy a jet, you get a first-class flight.

00:26:11.000 This is all Scientology.

00:26:12.000 So you don't really need to own anything.

00:26:14.000 You just keep spending and spending and calling it the church.

00:26:17.000 That's what I think is their quote-unquote genius, evil genius plan.

00:26:22.000 And then they got that way by terrorizing IRS officials until the IRS said, please just leave me alone.

00:26:29.000 Yes, you're a religion.

00:26:30.000 Yes, you're tax exempt.

00:26:32.000 Look at these weird places.

00:26:35.000 Then you know how to pick them.

00:26:38.000 Well, I'm not a commercial real estate guy, but I know some.

00:26:41.000 And once they get to a certain level of skill, it's just a bunch of algorithms.

00:26:45.000 What's the average income in the area?

00:26:47.000 What's the real estate price has been doing over the past 10 years?

00:26:51.000 I mean, a robot could do it.

00:26:53.000 No offense, commercial real estate guys.

00:27:00.000 I got a lot of shit.

00:27:02.000 So I watched that with a boner.

00:27:04.000 And then I watched this Alyssa Tan thing where this Asian girl, Chinese girl, disappeared.

00:27:10.000 And they found her at the Cecil Hotel in the water tank.

00:27:14.000 Oh, Alyssa Lamb.

00:27:18.000 No.

00:27:18.000 Yeah.

00:27:19.000 Alyssa Lamb.

00:27:20.000 Was that her name?

00:27:21.000 I'm very familiar with this.

00:27:22.000 Yeah, it's one of the creepiest things ever.

00:27:23.000 There's blood water and body water involved.

00:27:26.000 Yeah, I mean, we just spoiled it.

00:27:29.000 Spoiler alert.

00:27:31.000 Don't listen to me talking.

00:27:34.000 But I don't know.

00:27:36.000 It's like visible minority privilege.

00:27:39.000 Not one person in the whole dock goes, what the fuck were the parents thinking?

00:27:43.000 She's a young girl.

00:27:44.000 She's severely medicated.

00:27:46.000 She's bipolar.

00:27:47.000 She's mentally ill.

00:27:49.000 And they let her go traveling by herself to the slums of fucking San Francisco.

00:27:55.000 What?

00:27:56.000 What are you doing?

00:27:57.000 Those two are really hamming it up.

00:27:59.000 I think they want a settlement.

00:28:00.000 So they're like, yeah, the water was gross.

00:28:02.000 And ooh, we died.

00:28:04.000 I was so scared.

00:28:06.000 We died.

00:28:09.000 But yeah, if your daughter is medicated bipolar, and we've all known what happens with schizophrenics and bipolar types, when they stop taking their medication, they go cuckoo.

00:28:19.000 So she went cuckoo.

00:28:21.000 So it's exactly like your daughter.

00:28:23.000 Say she was so allergic to peanuts that if there's peanut mist in the air of a plane, she'll have aphylectic shock.

00:28:29.000 You have to go traveling with her.

00:28:31.000 Sorry, I guess forever.

00:28:34.000 And she needs an EpiPen in your hand, ready to rock.

00:28:38.000 And this is the exact same.

00:28:40.000 Like imagine a severe, severe diabetic who is occasionally negligent about insulin.

00:28:46.000 I'm going with you and making sure we test your blood regularly.

00:28:51.000 But you can't criticize someone with a dead daughter, so they don't mention that.

00:28:56.000 I would.

00:28:58.000 What were you thinking, you shitty Chinese parents?

00:29:01.000 You stupid Chinese shitheads.

00:29:04.000 And it's a miracle they let them keep a daughter in the first place, right?

00:29:08.000 Don't they just throw them off a cliff?

00:29:11.000 That's in China, sweetheart.

00:29:13.000 Oh.

00:29:14.000 They live in...

00:29:15.000 I forget where they live.

00:29:16.000 Oh, they live in Burnaby, B.C., outside of Vancouver.

00:29:19.000 So we put it out.

00:29:21.000 So you don't think there's anything supernatural or weird about it?

00:29:24.000 Do you feel like it's conclusive?

00:29:27.000 She just got off the fence?

00:29:28.000 Yeah, I knew it from the very beginning.

00:29:30.000 You know what throws it off?

00:29:31.000 Just that her doing that witchy dance in the elevator.

00:29:34.000 That really makes you think that there's like a ghost involved or something.

00:29:38.000 So that's detect.

00:29:39.000 Do you have the detective shitty bumper?

00:29:41.000 I sure do.

00:29:42.000 I don't know why I would trigger such a graphic when I've made a valid point, but it might be.

00:29:50.000 That's so rude.

00:29:53.000 That's bloody rude.

00:29:54.000 That guy has to do all of our bumpers from now on, please.

00:29:58.000 Yeah.

00:29:59.000 No, it was not a ghost that killed her.

00:30:01.000 It was the ghost.

00:30:01.000 I had an idea, too, with bipolar people.

00:30:04.000 I get that they don't want to take their medication.

00:30:06.000 I hear that it's like wearing anvils for shoes.

00:30:09.000 You're just gong, gong, gong.

00:30:12.000 Like they want to be crazy.

00:30:13.000 They want to be beside the elevator going, blip, doop, blip, doop, jup, doop.

00:30:16.000 That's why a lot of them skip their medication.

00:30:18.000 They want to indulge in their insanity.

00:30:20.000 And I don't blame them.

00:30:22.000 So what I recommend is a large zoo-like park for bipolar people where you make sure that they can't, there's no sharp objects, there's no cliffs, lots of soft edges, a lot of balloons and bouncy things, like a giant kid's park,

00:30:38.000 really.

00:30:39.000 And it's like a square mile.

00:30:42.000 And people, bipolar people can come visit my center.

00:30:45.000 It's called Zani Zoo.

00:30:53.000 And for a fee, we make sure we have security guards there, no weapons, no shoelaces, you wear soft shoes.

00:31:01.000 And for five days, you cannot take your meds.

00:31:06.000 And you're allowed to indulge.

00:31:10.000 I remember hearing about this famous movie star from the 30s, maybe it was the 40s.

00:31:15.000 And he was an alcoholic, but he knew that that would ruin his career.

00:31:19.000 So after he's done a movie, he knew he had a break for a while, he would get a hotel room, sit in the bathtub, and basically drink himself almost to death, like three bottles of scotch.

00:31:32.000 And he would piss and shit himself in the bathtub, but it wouldn't be an issue.

00:31:37.000 I think he'd be nude in there.

00:31:39.000 And he would just sit in a bathtub for three days getting annihilated.

00:31:44.000 And then he would go back to normal life.

00:31:46.000 It's someone like Humphrey Bogart or someone like that.

00:31:49.000 What are you doing?

00:31:52.000 I'm looking up padded houses.

00:31:54.000 Why wouldn't you look up movie star bathtub alcohol?

00:31:59.000 Padded houses?

00:32:01.000 Are you working at the same show I'm on?

00:32:04.000 I was trying to see because it's for mentally ill bipolar people.

00:32:06.000 So I was like, do they have a house made entirely of padded alcohol?

00:32:10.000 Well, that's for like when people are suicidal and stuff.

00:32:12.000 I want the fun part of your insanity.

00:32:15.000 Like Dr. John, who you can read about in my hit book, Death of Cool, he stopped his meds and he had Snuggles the Dog and the Ubermensch and you were a bear and you eat in the garbage.

00:32:28.000 And he was recording an opera about Snuggles the Dog and the Ubermensch.

00:32:32.000 And he was having a gay old time.

00:32:34.000 He was happy, genuinely happy.

00:32:36.000 I'd hear him giggling in his tent, which was, of course, a children's tent, which meant his boots stuck out the bottom because it was way too small for him.

00:32:43.000 It was snowing.

00:32:45.000 So he'd have his boots outside in the snow connected to his body.

00:32:50.000 But he loved it.

00:32:51.000 And I get that.

00:32:53.000 They should be able to indulge in their lunacy.

00:32:56.000 So what do you say?

00:32:58.000 I say let's do it.

00:32:59.000 Maybe it's two weeks a year.

00:33:00.000 I think it's Spencer Tracy, right?

00:33:02.000 What is it?

00:33:03.000 That sounds right.

00:33:04.000 It's not loading, but yeah, I think so.

00:33:07.000 Spencer Tracy, he's a bum.

00:33:09.000 You're a no good bum, Spencer, and you're on a one-way ticket at Pelocaval.

00:33:14.000 He looks like the kind of guy who drinks in the bath and pisses and shits himself.

00:33:20.000 But yeah, you should be able to let loose.

00:33:22.000 Foot loose.

00:33:23.000 Get on your sundance shoes.

00:33:25.000 Please, Louise, roll me up on my knees.

00:33:28.000 Jack, get back.

00:33:30.000 Get on the fun road track.

00:33:33.000 Everybody cut foot loose.

00:33:35.000 And then it's like, sorry, guys, back to your medication now.

00:33:39.000 Time to get shitty again.

00:33:41.000 Yeah, that's kind of a great idea.

00:33:42.000 Like a safe mentally ill theme park.

00:33:45.000 I just, I don't like all this control.

00:33:48.000 People should be, you know how I always say, the person yelling is always right.

00:33:55.000 Like, or these guys who dump this girl, she's a real crazy bitch.

00:33:59.000 Yeah, what's the matter with that?

00:34:01.000 Or like that guy fixing me.

00:34:03.000 You know that comedian talks like this who has a fixing Joe Mataris?

00:34:07.000 Joe Mataris.

00:34:07.000 Fixing Joe Mataris.

00:34:10.000 And he goes, yeah, my temper used to be really, I don't do a very good Joe Mataris.

00:34:13.000 Do your Joe Matters.

00:34:14.000 My temper used to be really bad.

00:34:16.000 My temper used to be really bad.

00:34:18.000 I was taking Xanax and all sorts of stuff.

00:34:21.000 I used to do it really good, but it's been a while.

00:34:24.000 No, he, no, the Xanax is what he's on now.

00:34:30.000 So he used to have a terrible temper, according to him, but luckily his doctor wife, we can't wait to drop that his wife's a doctor, by the way.

00:34:38.000 His doctor wife, who I believe pays all their bills.

00:34:41.000 There she is.

00:34:43.000 My name's Joe.

00:34:44.000 I'm from Cherry Hill, New Jersey, and I'm going to be doing stand-up comedy today.

00:34:48.000 Stand-up comedy.

00:34:49.000 I've been doing stand-up comedy since I was 19 years old.

00:34:52.000 My parents sold.

00:34:54.000 Let's see it.

00:34:58.000 He's one of those guys like Rich Voss that just is fairly talented, but just doesn't have a career.

00:35:04.000 Yeah.

00:35:06.000 You got to go back a bit if you're going to hear his jokes.

00:35:09.000 For some of my performances in my own living room, you know?

00:35:12.000 Like, there's a lot of acting in basement.

00:35:15.000 Blew out his ACL stepping over a baby gate or two in the morning.

00:35:24.000 I think another reason why I feel old is I'm 46 with a six-year-old and a one-year-old, you know?

00:35:30.000 Like, there's a lot of acting involved in being a dad, you know?

00:35:33.000 A lot of pretending you care.

00:35:38.000 Nice setup.

00:35:39.000 I think I could win an Oscar for some of my performances in my own living room.

00:35:43.000 The category would be nominees for best caring in a non-caring situation by a father.

00:35:50.000 Joe, Luke's father, for saying, yeah, that really is a cool leaf.

00:35:58.000 Yikes.

00:35:59.000 Cute.

00:35:59.000 Nice and clean.

00:36:00.000 Anyway, Joe told me he used to like, oh man, I had the worst temper.

00:36:05.000 No, I would like, I'd get road rage.

00:36:06.000 I'd punch a guy's car if he cut me off.

00:36:10.000 Good.

00:36:12.000 Or I would fucking punch holes in my wall.

00:36:16.000 Yeah.

00:36:16.000 Every man should have a Mexican that comes by once every two months to fix the hole in your wall.

00:36:23.000 And don't tell me you can do it yourself.

00:36:24.000 I can always tell when you did it yourself.

00:36:26.000 The Mexicans have a magic touch.

00:36:28.000 They have a miracle spackle.

00:36:30.000 And you cannot see where the hole was at all.

00:36:33.000 And that should happen a few times a year.

00:36:35.000 That's called being a man.

00:36:38.000 They can make leaks stop by just saying they will.

00:36:43.000 I made...

00:36:44.000 Yeah, yeah, like the leak in our studio.

00:36:46.000 He will fix yourself.

00:36:48.000 What?

00:36:48.000 Maybe they're magic.

00:36:49.000 Like an A-cup sauce.

00:36:50.000 Are Mexicans magic?

00:36:52.000 Is that what's going on here?

00:36:54.000 Is that why we keep letting them in?

00:36:55.000 Maybe.

00:36:56.000 Because they're magic.

00:36:57.000 They're like brown leprechauns.

00:36:59.000 No, but I was talking to my wife about this in the car.

00:37:00.000 I don't think she liked it.

00:37:01.000 But seeing people support...

00:37:04.000 I remember back when Hillary was being elected and I saw this guy on the train and he had a big fat Hillary pin.

00:37:11.000 Like young boys, young men should be getting into trouble.

00:37:15.000 They should not be, I don't know, supporting.

00:37:18.000 Or like the kid I told you about at the other ski hill who saw me without my mask and he goes, I just saw another other fucker not wearing a mask.

00:37:26.000 He was about 19.

00:37:28.000 Like, it's not just a war on masculinity.

00:37:33.000 It's a war on misbehaving.

00:37:35.000 Anyway, sorry.

00:37:36.000 Life experience.

00:37:36.000 I'm dragging out this Joe Matarisse thing.

00:37:38.000 So he goes, yeah, I used to have this really bad temper, man.

00:37:41.000 And then my wife started getting me on Xanax, and it's really helped now.

00:37:45.000 I never lose my temper at all.

00:37:46.000 I haven't punched a hole in anything in forever.

00:37:48.000 I'm really calm now.

00:37:52.000 That's not good.

00:37:53.000 You shouldn't be calm.

00:37:56.000 You should be angry.

00:37:57.000 You should be yelling.

00:37:58.000 Yelling is good for you.

00:37:59.000 I think not yelling gives you cancer.

00:38:02.000 Keeping it all bottled up like that inside you.

00:38:05.000 There's something to that, yeah.

00:38:07.000 It's not good.

00:38:08.000 Yeah, like rock stars used to like trash hotel rooms and stuff, and everybody's just so tame.

00:38:14.000 Well, women aren't tame.

00:38:15.000 Women have the opposite problem.

00:38:18.000 It's almost like they've taken over the role.

00:38:19.000 I saw this woman the other day.

00:38:21.000 It was kind of cool, actually.

00:38:22.000 But she tackled a child molester.

00:38:26.000 Some guy was peering in her window, and he's, they, holy shit, there's some guy looking in your daughter's window.

00:38:32.000 And she comes outside, mama bear, what the fuck?

00:38:35.000 And he's running for it, and she checks him right out of the Kansas City Chiefs.

00:38:39.000 Like it was, it looks like a football move.

00:38:42.000 Now, I know I say on this show, can we stop getting violent ladies?

00:38:44.000 You can't take a guy.

00:38:46.000 I don't know, man.

00:38:47.000 This might be the exception to the rule.

00:38:49.000 I think this chick's been working out.

00:38:51.000 Yeah, that's it.

00:38:53.000 Like, this doesn't look like a frail little petunia.

00:38:57.000 This looks like a broad who's tackled some other people in the past.

00:39:02.000 There's Dash Cam rolling when a kitchen area tackles suspected people who she's walking into her daughter's bedroom.

00:39:10.000 KPRC2's Michael Leparti.

00:39:12.000 And the cops were there already.

00:39:14.000 Oh, but she just went there.

00:39:15.000 She just wanted to nip it in the bud.

00:39:16.000 That's funny.

00:39:17.000 Ew, I hate your fucking zip sweater, you fag.

00:39:29.000 It's a full zip.

00:39:31.000 No, it's not.

00:39:32.000 Yeah, yeah, it's just dark.

00:39:33.000 I thought it was a quarter zip, too.

00:39:34.000 Look at that.

00:39:34.000 That zipper goes down.

00:39:35.000 No, it doesn't.

00:39:36.000 Yeah, it does.

00:39:37.000 I'm looking at it.

00:39:38.000 Hey, look, I'll zoom.

00:39:44.000 I don't think it goes all the way down.

00:39:45.000 You think it stops right now?

00:39:46.000 Not that that's much better.

00:39:48.000 Pretty chilly.

00:39:49.000 I don't like this time, though.

00:39:50.000 Oh, I'm a little chilly.

00:39:51.000 I better put on a sweater.

00:39:52.000 That's what your mother says.

00:39:54.000 That's what your doting mother says when you go outside.

00:39:57.000 Honey, put on a sweater.

00:39:58.000 Okay, ma.

00:40:00.000 You're 45, dude.

00:40:01.000 You have your own family.

00:40:02.000 Don't put on a sweater.

00:40:06.000 Sweater.

00:40:06.000 When do sweaters ever make any fucking sense?

00:40:09.000 Yes, ma'am.

00:40:09.000 You're always boiling in them.

00:40:10.000 Maybe in Scotland you can wear a sweater.

00:40:13.000 But if you wear a sweater on a cold day, you go inside and you start getting claustrophobic.

00:40:18.000 I always take my shit off.

00:40:19.000 From two officers.

00:40:20.000 That's what I like about Puerto Ricans.

00:40:22.000 They'll have a North Star, North Face, super coat, Timberlands, and then a t-shirt on underneath.

00:40:27.000 Like a wife beater on the under.

00:40:28.000 So when they get to their place, they hang up their jacket and they're fine.

00:40:30.000 Hell yeah.

00:40:32.000 Oh, is that the guy?

00:40:44.000 Until officers caught up one second later.

00:40:47.000 Puts themselves in harm way to assist in the middle.

00:40:51.000 The cop, you know, fist bumped me in.

00:40:52.000 He was like, hey, so I heard Texans are looking for a new linebacker.

00:40:57.000 And while she can laugh about it now, Phyllis was in mom mode at the time, saying she just wanted to protect her kids.

00:41:03.000 She fucked up her elbow for sure.

00:41:05.000 Yeah, that's enough.

00:41:07.000 He looks kind of young.

00:41:09.000 The peeper?

00:41:10.000 Yeah, that's obviously terrible.

00:41:12.000 We're against peeping.

00:41:14.000 Oh, but maybe they're around the same age.

00:41:16.000 When it's a 40-year-old, that's one thing.

00:41:18.000 That's just, I want to kill him.

00:41:20.000 When it's a 16-year-old, I want to just beat him up pretty bad.

00:41:25.000 You'd be like, hey.

00:41:26.000 No need for cops.

00:41:27.000 That's another thing, too, with all of this stuff.

00:41:29.000 Like, when we used to have handout beatings, you didn't need the police to handle 100% of everything in your life.

00:41:37.000 We're getting into this mass conformity where masculinity, yelling is evil.

00:41:42.000 You have to follow the rules.

00:41:43.000 And if anyone strays from the rules, don't confront them.

00:41:46.000 No, just call the police secretly.

00:41:48.000 Snitch on them.

00:41:49.000 And journalists are taking it up, taking up arms, doing the same thing.

00:41:53.000 These journalists are just calling, bitching, complaining.

00:41:57.000 Yeah, I know this is a terrible take, but I almost feel sorry for him.

00:42:02.000 I remember being that horny at that age.

00:42:06.000 I mean, how old was the daughter?

00:42:10.000 Oh, I better watch that too.

00:42:12.000 What if she was four?

00:42:13.000 I don't know.

00:42:14.000 But if they're both 16, I'm just like, as the dad, I'm going to kick the living shit out of you.

00:42:19.000 He might be like, oh, she's my age, but she's not.

00:42:22.000 It's not the same.

00:42:24.000 We've lost all of this perspective, too.

00:42:26.000 15-year-old daughter's...

00:42:28.000 I mean, how old was he?

00:42:29.000 Oh, he's 19.

00:42:30.000 Wait, wait.

00:42:31.000 Is that it?

00:42:32.000 Yeah, 15.

00:42:33.000 He's 19 and she's 15.

00:42:34.000 So as far as evil, disgusting perverts go, this is one of the better case scenarios.

00:42:39.000 I mean, come on.

00:42:39.000 We've talked about this before.

00:42:40.000 There's a scale.

00:42:41.000 A 30-year-old teacher, female teacher, sleeping with a 16-year-old boy.

00:42:46.000 I think it's bad, especially if he's a virgin, he lost his innocence.

00:42:50.000 He's probably, as Jimmy Kimmel said, back in easier times, the father unfortunately passed away.

00:42:55.000 He died from excessive high fives.

00:43:00.000 A 30-year-old male teacher and a 16-year-old daughter.

00:43:04.000 Let's slowly cut him into pieces that are no bigger than a sugar cube.

00:43:09.000 Really take our time.

00:43:10.000 We'll have hacksaws.

00:43:11.000 It's obviously a different scenario, but it's not treated.

00:43:14.000 I actually saw a trial once where they said, if this was a man and the student was a woman, he'd be buried under the courthouse right now.

00:43:22.000 And you're watching it going, yeah, because men and women are different.

00:43:26.000 Anyway, this is a short episode because it's a holiday.

00:43:30.000 Let's jump into the mailbag.

00:43:31.000 Okey-dokey.

00:43:35.000 Ryan, shut up, you don't have a dad.

00:43:40.000 Let's turn our eyes together.

00:43:45.000 Let me touch it.

00:43:50.000 Ryan, shut up, you don't have a dad.

00:43:59.000 Let's turn our eyes to my Grandba Leembaum.

00:44:04.000 To Grandba Leembaum.

00:44:05.000 This show is dedicated to Grandma Leanbaum.

00:44:08.000 I'm sure there's a grandma somewhere named Leanbaum.

00:44:13.000 John Knox, the first proud boy.

00:44:16.000 Dear Gavin, your fellow Scottish countryman.

00:44:18.000 Oh, I got an interesting letter too from this British guy who said that there's weird shit going on when he checks out censored.tv.

00:44:28.000 But I'll get to that in a second.

00:44:30.000 Your fellow Scottish countryman, John Knox, the founder of the Scottish Presbyterian Church, wrote, quote unquote, the first blast of the trumpet against the monstrous regiment of women, making a strong argument for why women should not be rulers.

00:44:43.000 Ballsy.

00:44:45.000 At the time, Catherine de Medici ruled France.

00:44:48.000 Marie de Lorraine, followed by Mary Queen of Scots, ruled Scotland.

00:44:54.000 I just barfed.

00:44:55.000 And Mary Tudor, followed by Elizabeth, ruled England.

00:44:57.000 A lot of burning at the stake and very refined torture was being done under the benevolent rule of women.

00:45:04.000 Very refined.

00:45:05.000 Can you please read your letters before you send them?

00:45:08.000 Maybe you had a great point.

00:45:09.000 Great Britain had a queen for almost 70 years.

00:45:12.000 Is it better off now than 70 years ago?

00:45:13.000 If this argument were applied to a democracy, would it stand for the proposition that a woman should not vote?

00:45:18.000 In the USA, women have been voting now for 100 years.

00:45:20.000 Has it gotten better or worse?

00:45:22.000 Worse.

00:45:23.000 As we've always said, women should have the right to vote, but they shouldn't vote.

00:45:28.000 And of course women rulers Are going to be monsters.

00:45:31.000 We've tried this.

00:45:32.000 It was called Paganism, where they threw babies into the fucking fire pits and threw women, virgins, sacrificed them to the gods.

00:45:42.000 Women have this, like, this murderous instinct where they want to protect their young.

00:45:49.000 So once you can get it in their head that they're protecting their young, they'll kill everyone in their past, including babies.

00:45:56.000 Because abortion is a...

00:45:58.000 I don't know how they twisted that into being pro-choice, but.

00:46:02.000 Hey, Gavin Rye, check out these Brits demonstrating a proper KO.

00:46:06.000 Hopefully the big guy is paid well.

00:46:08.000 More videos with blah, blah, blah, like your new sunglasses, John.

00:46:17.000 This guy getting paid to be knocked out.

00:46:20.000 Basically, jumping up, giving speed, giving that illusion of downward power, okay?

00:46:25.000 And it really is.

00:46:26.000 And the idea is you want to aim here at the chin.

00:46:29.000 Okay, Josh is a big lad, so to actually get to him, a bit of power, a bit of height would actually do that for me, and enable me to get through to his chin.

00:46:37.000 So from there, if I take the plant to Josh's chin sort of size or height, it's all surprising.

00:46:44.000 Instead of standing there and throwing a punch where he's going to actually see it, jumping up, bringing your hands down, bringing yourself down at around about a 15-degree angle, straight the way through.

00:46:53.000 Or turning your punches over.

00:46:54.000 It's leaning forward.

00:46:55.000 Okay, is this guy going to get punched in the head?

00:46:56.000 Why am I watching this?

00:46:58.000 Straight the way down.

00:47:00.000 Okay, so you're bringing yourself up onto that height.

00:47:02.000 Oh, sure does.

00:47:03.000 Exactly how effective the Superman punch is, providing some right.

00:47:09.000 That's one.

00:47:09.000 That was properly out, that was.

00:47:14.000 Let's just curl him up.

00:47:16.000 Throw him in the garbage.

00:47:19.000 Is that real, do you think?

00:47:22.000 He needs proper help now.

00:47:26.000 Getting knocked out is one of the worst things imaginable.

00:47:29.000 It sucks so much.

00:47:31.000 Your brain hurts after a while.

00:47:33.000 You wake up, you have no idea who your parents are, what your name is.

00:47:36.000 That looks fake.

00:47:40.000 Really?

00:47:40.000 Yeah.

00:47:42.000 Got him under the chin.

00:47:43.000 Please listen.

00:47:44.000 Someone sent us this email like 20 times.

00:47:48.000 I bet it sucks.

00:47:49.000 You can just tell.

00:47:50.000 Wait, comments are turned off for that, by the way, so perhaps, maybe you're right.

00:48:05.000 Why is someone sending us this shit?

00:48:07.000 Jump in the middle.

00:48:14.000 Mediocre Asian pop.

00:48:17.000 Thanks for the heads up, guys.

00:48:19.000 Thanks for the tip.

00:48:21.000 Hi, Gavin.

00:48:21.000 I'm Ryan.

00:48:22.000 I just want to mention how happy I am.

00:48:23.000 I took your advice and started a family with my lovely wife.

00:48:26.000 Yeah, I'm on all these terror watch lists because I, according to the radical left, am a radical rightist who incites violence and riots.

00:48:37.000 But most of what I do is convince guys to put a ring on it.

00:48:40.000 For many years, we thought we would prefer to never have kids and keep our freedom.

00:48:44.000 It was not until we had our first daughter that we realized how retarded we had been for not wanting this sooner.

00:48:48.000 Thank you.

00:48:49.000 And the reason why I do this is because I was there.

00:48:53.000 When I first met my wife, I was like, the world's overpopulated.

00:48:56.000 I'm always going to live downtown and be the fucking heavy shit punk dude who lives on the edge, so I can't have kids.

00:49:04.000 And she convinced me to have a kid.

00:49:05.000 And then once I had one, I went, what the fuck was I waiting for?

00:49:09.000 But I was only able to make two more.

00:49:12.000 She spent a large portion of her life watching the show with her mother and I. When you guys come on, she waves and claps.

00:49:17.000 Picture proof included.

00:49:18.000 Oh, good.

00:49:20.000 Thanks for the kick in the balls.

00:49:21.000 It was a life changer.

00:49:23.000 You're welcome, sir.

00:49:24.000 And thank you for your service.

00:49:26.000 And thank her for her cervix.

00:49:29.000 My wife loves The Bachelor and are having a huge controversy right now because one of the contestants this season was pictured at an antebellum-themed sorority party when she was in college.

00:49:38.000 Now everyone is accusing her of racism.

00:49:40.000 The longtime host of The Bachelor, Chris Harrison, defended her and blasted cancer culture in a recent interview.

00:49:45.000 Once the mob came for him, he immediately capitulated and begged for mercy.

00:49:49.000 I've attached his official apology.

00:49:51.000 Is this the weakest thing you've ever seen?

00:49:53.000 Okay, so I'm not a southerner.

00:49:56.000 I have a lot of respect for the south, and every time I meet people from there, they're fucking awesome.

00:50:01.000 Now, an antebellum party, is that necessarily glorifying slavery?

00:50:07.000 There was that band antebellum, who had to change their name.

00:50:09.000 Doesn't antebellum just mean old-timey South?

00:50:14.000 And if it does, only what, 2% of the population owns slaves?

00:50:19.000 So 98% of these people dressed up at these parties didn't have slaves.

00:50:25.000 Now, I guess there was segregation, right?

00:50:28.000 So you wouldn't have a black person at a party with plantation owners.

00:50:31.000 But isn't that true of everywhere?

00:50:33.000 Like, if you have an old-timey northern party, what if you have like a flapper party?

00:50:38.000 Hello, my baby.

00:50:39.000 Hello, my honey.

00:50:40.000 Hello, my ragtime gal.

00:50:42.000 Isn't that you doing something in the segregationist era?

00:50:46.000 Or what if like you dress up for Halloween as a World War I soldier?

00:50:50.000 Wasn't there segregation back then?

00:50:52.000 Like just because there was a bad thing in that time means you have to just sort of X that time out of your life.

00:50:58.000 The whole time.

00:50:59.000 The whole time.

00:50:59.000 Anything invented there, if pumpernickel bread started when slavery was around, fuck pumpernickel.

00:51:04.000 And like, is the implication of these party?

00:51:06.000 They just look like Southern bells to me.

00:51:08.000 Is the implication, oh my God, look at those tits.

00:51:11.000 If she came near me and I had four beers, I would have to sprint in the opposite direction because I wouldn't trust my hands not to just grab those.

00:51:18.000 How can you not grab those?

00:51:20.000 Would you rather grab those or kiss Leah Romini on the cheek?

00:51:25.000 I'd grab those.

00:51:26.000 You'd grab those.

00:51:26.000 I'll grab those.

00:51:27.000 You go ahead and you'd grab those.

00:51:28.000 She's as hot as Leah Romini, I assume.

00:51:29.000 I'm not too big on blur heads.

00:51:32.000 But yeah, so this is implicitly racist.

00:51:34.000 Anyway, this guy, the host, this was a big thing.

00:51:37.000 I saw a lot of shit this weekend about your dog being racist.

00:51:40.000 Is your dog racist?

00:51:42.000 Yes.

00:51:43.000 They can learn a lot of things from the way you behave.

00:51:47.000 I think if dogs bark at black people more, it's usually because dogs are colorblind and the black people are easier to see.

00:51:55.000 That's one theory I heard.

00:51:59.000 But then I saw another article on how to deal with your racist dog.

00:52:04.000 Kill him.

00:52:06.000 We really hate him.

00:52:08.000 What did you look up?

00:52:10.000 I was looking up antebellum slave party.

00:52:14.000 I Stumbled across some pictures from that party.

00:52:16.000 They had black people on leashes and them wearing the dresses.

00:52:19.000 Oh, okay.

00:52:20.000 Well, that's pretty bad.

00:52:21.000 I'm just kidding.

00:52:22.000 We know.

00:52:24.000 So he goes, I spent the last few days listening to the pain my words have caused, and I'm deeply remorseful.

00:52:30.000 This is fucking religious Puritanism.

00:52:33.000 We're listening to someone who blasphemed the racist gods, the racial equality gods.

00:52:43.000 Is that so racist?

00:52:44.000 It's so raven.

00:52:45.000 I know that much.

00:52:47.000 I have no one to blame but myself for what I said and the way I spoke.

00:52:50.000 I set standards for myself and have not met them.

00:52:53.000 I feel that with every fiber of my being.

00:52:59.000 I mean, we're looking at the Soviet Union right now.

00:53:02.000 This is Stalinism.

00:53:04.000 Now, just as I taught my children to stand up and to own their actions, I will do the same.

00:53:10.000 By excusing historical racism, I defended it.

00:53:13.000 I invoked the term woke police, which is unacceptable.

00:53:18.000 I am ashamed over how uninformed I was.

00:53:20.000 I was so wrong.

00:53:22.000 They should get that black poet to read this.

00:53:24.000 To the black community, to the BIPOC community.

00:53:27.000 I am so sorry.

00:53:29.000 My words were harmful.

00:53:31.000 I am listening, and I truly apologize for my ignorance and any pain it caused you.

00:53:36.000 I want to give my heartfelt thanks to the people from these communities who I've had enlightening conversations with over the past few days, and I'm so grateful to those who have reached out to help me on my path to anti-racism.

00:53:49.000 All he said was, he didn't even defend the antebellum party.

00:53:52.000 He said, look, we don't need to attack this young girl for something she did a few years ago.

00:53:57.000 These parties were pretty common in school back then.

00:53:59.000 There was probably 50 million people who have been to an antebellum party.

00:54:04.000 Let's take it easy on her.

00:54:06.000 Nope, now he has to step down.

00:54:10.000 Okay.

00:54:11.000 All right.

00:54:12.000 Can everyone else be held to this kind of account?

00:54:15.000 Can everyone black who's ever said bad things about white people, can they be held to account?

00:54:20.000 What about the woman who fucking murdered her adopted white kid after bitching about white privilege?

00:54:25.000 Can she be held to account, please?

00:54:27.000 I don't see her splattered all over the news.

00:54:31.000 I mean, the police got her for murder, but there didn't seem to be much social stigma.

00:54:39.000 Sorry, guys.

00:54:40.000 Statue made you look like Ned Flanders.

00:54:42.000 He's talking about the Warvet statue?

00:54:45.000 Fuck you.

00:54:45.000 It's one of the most beautiful things that's ever been sent to the show.

00:54:49.000 Did we get that yet?

00:54:51.000 We did not.

00:54:51.000 I thought you sent me a box that said, we're in business.

00:54:56.000 I don't think that happened.

00:54:58.000 We're in business.

00:54:59.000 Yeah, you sent me a text, and it was a picture of a box, and it had the studio's address.

00:55:08.000 And you were like, ready to wreck.

00:55:09.000 Here we come.

00:55:10.000 Yayo!

00:55:12.000 And I thought, what box are we expecting?

00:55:15.000 How do you not remember this?

00:55:19.000 Not ringing any bells?

00:55:20.000 No.

00:55:22.000 Hmm.

00:55:23.000 That's strange.

00:55:24.000 Was this recently?

00:55:25.000 Of course it was recently.

00:55:27.000 No, I don't remember that.

00:55:29.000 I can't find it now in my text.

00:55:34.000 There's one for Gary.

00:55:35.000 By the way, I was thinking with Gary's mailbag, all the letters he does, they don't necessarily have to be for Gary's mailbag.

00:55:41.000 Hmm.

00:55:42.000 Okay.

00:55:44.000 As long as they're timeless and I don't need to respond to them.

00:55:47.000 Oh, okay.

00:55:47.000 So we can knock some of the mailbag out, the general mailbag, with that.

00:55:51.000 Yeah.

00:55:51.000 Okay.

00:55:52.000 That's good because we really need people to keep writing in for longer episodes.

00:55:55.000 But we usually run out of letters.

00:55:56.000 So every email can be.

00:55:58.000 No.

00:56:00.000 Doesn't matter if it says, hey, Gavin and Ryan.

00:56:03.000 What's up, Gavinator and Stir Fry Rye?

00:56:06.000 COVID has been crushing us for a year now.

00:56:08.000 When the fuck will this end?

00:56:09.000 I hear from people daily that we will never go back to normal.

00:56:15.000 For the rest of our lives, we'll have to wear masks, social distance, Nazi loved ones.

00:56:17.000 Do you actually believe this?

00:56:18.000 I'm about ready to sell everything and move to a country where I can live my life like Trudeau Stein.

00:56:23.000 What do you think, man?

00:56:24.000 Also, is it weird that I'm attracted to AOC, but I can't stand it at the same time?

00:56:27.000 Stay safe, boys.

00:56:29.000 Yeah, I don't get the whole like fawning over AOC.

00:56:32.000 I do not find her attractive.

00:56:37.000 Yeah, I don't think we'll be the same ever.

00:56:39.000 I saw someone on Twitter saying, school is never going to be the same.

00:56:44.000 You're never going to be walking down the halls like you were in the 80s with your book bag and all that stuff.

00:56:48.000 That's done.

00:56:49.000 We may go back to school, but there's always going to be precautions.

00:56:53.000 And again, the death toll in America this year was the same it was last year and the same it was the year before that.

00:57:02.000 It's been going up 0.8% a year.

00:57:05.000 All they did was funnel all the other deaths into COVID.

00:57:09.000 The only person that had COVID that died and wasn't listed as COVID death was George Floyd.

00:57:16.000 Hey, Gavin and Ryan, I'm perpetually trying to catch up on JuML episodes and finish the Brown Privilege episode.

00:57:21.000 Please forgive me if my comment has already been made in a future episode.

00:57:25.000 Your final video for this episode was an angry dad throwing a kid to the ground at a Russian playground.

00:57:29.000 The point you made was that Russia still had the cultural mentality that shitty kids should be physically punished and that this mentally had died, mentality had died in America in the 80s.

00:57:39.000 I would like to posit that it actually demonstrates the backwardness of Islamic culture.

00:57:44.000 The guy who threw the kid to the ground was clearly a Chechen migrant.

00:57:47.000 Russia has a really horrific history in dealing with Chechens in recent history.

00:57:52.000 Moscow theater, Belson School, subway bombings.

00:57:55.000 They are radically Islamic and very backwards.

00:57:57.000 They move into Russian urban centers and they don't assimilate.

00:58:01.000 From all we can tell from the video, a little Chechen boy is standing by a tire swing when a random Chechen guy walks up and throws the kid to the ground, knocking him unconscious.

00:58:09.000 I kind of get your point about this being about tough dads, but it's really about the dangers of importing the third world.

00:58:16.000 Yeah.

00:58:17.000 I mean, we didn't see the details of what led up to that, but throwing a child to the ground and knocking him unconscious is definitely considered beyond the pale.

00:58:28.000 And it's funny how you have Russians who are white, among Chechens who are white, and you see just such a vast difference in those two groups.

00:58:41.000 There's lots of Gary stuff here.

00:58:44.000 This is from John.

00:58:45.000 You're more of a fighter.

00:58:46.000 Focus on what needs changing and change it.

00:58:48.000 Don't get complacent type of guy.

00:58:50.000 So am I. What is your perspective on gratitude?

00:58:54.000 The other day at family dinner, I looked around the table at my four beautiful kids that my lovely wife gave me.

00:58:59.000 We were safe eating good food in a nice house.

00:59:01.000 I realized all the fighting I've been doing this past 18 years has yielded a good life.

00:59:05.000 I felt grateful that God has blessed me like this.

00:59:07.000 You fight harder than I. Do you have time to take a moment to consider that kind of stuff?

00:59:11.000 Thanks.

00:59:11.000 Yeah, I find traveling, going on little stupid trips, really helps.

00:59:17.000 Like our trip this weekend.

00:59:19.000 We're back with the kids.

00:59:21.000 Yes, they were on their screens too much, but we're on the slopes.

00:59:23.000 We're talking on the chairlift.

00:59:25.000 You know, you go up the first chairlift with your littlest boy, and he doesn't say much.

00:59:30.000 Then the second chairlift, they say a bit more.

00:59:32.000 Then the third chairlift, they're just chatting away.

00:59:33.000 I've noticed that too when I would take my youngest.

00:59:35.000 It's easy to get my others talking.

00:59:37.000 I just ask them questions, but it's harder with my youngest.

00:59:39.000 But I'd say, you want to go to this place?

00:59:41.000 You want to go boxing?

00:59:41.000 You want to go and walk?

00:59:42.000 You want to play Mini Putt?

00:59:43.000 And he's like, no, because they just want to play video games.

00:59:46.000 Then you drag them there, and they're quiet the whole drive there because they're pissed off because kids don't like change.

00:59:51.000 And I get that.

00:59:52.000 You know, the ones who did are dead.

00:59:55.000 Meaning, like, if you're a cave boy and you decide to go wandering, you're going to get lost.

00:59:59.000 So young people have this natural instinct to eat bland food and not want to take risks.

01:00:04.000 It's a survival instinct that I understand.

01:00:06.000 But then you go to the mini putt and you come back and he won't shut up, chatting away the whole drive back.

01:00:13.000 I opened him up.

01:00:14.000 I got him out of his shell.

01:00:16.000 And I think that's a really good way to appreciate what you have.

01:00:23.000 Just change the perspective.

01:00:26.000 And when your wife's fighting and you've got trouble at home or your wife's upset about something, go on a stupid fucking trip.

01:00:34.000 Get a hotel room in a nearby place with nothing planned.

01:00:41.000 They jumping down on the beds, they get to watch TV.

01:00:44.000 Maybe you get a suite and they have their own room.

01:00:46.000 Just a different perspective.

01:00:47.000 Just shift it a bit.

01:00:49.000 My wife and I were going through a slightly rocky time last week.

01:00:53.000 And Friday night, you know what we were doing?

01:00:55.000 At this cabin we rented, we were dancing so much.

01:00:59.000 And by the way, I think I'm a better dancer than her.

01:01:01.000 But we were dancing so much that the youngest boy came out and told us to please turn the music down.

01:01:06.000 That's a good thing.

01:01:08.000 That's awesome.

01:01:11.000 Hey, Gavin, I thought I'd bring you some news from the future American Dystopia of the UK.

01:01:15.000 This is the letter I was talking about earlier.

01:01:17.000 I've already read it.

01:01:19.000 And he's talking about how I said, I love going to Britain because I get to see what America will look like in five years.

01:01:26.000 And it'll be worse.

01:01:28.000 I was browsing through some fairly innocuous YouTube videos at the weekend when a paid advertisement plays in front of the Biden parody video below.

01:01:39.000 It was for far-right extremism deprogramming charity Exit UK.

01:01:44.000 In particular, Nathan's story.

01:01:47.000 You don't say it's a white dude.

01:01:50.000 How many times does Exit UK help de-radicalize Muslims?

01:01:56.000 I'm guessing never.

01:01:59.000 Let's check it out.

01:02:03.000 I said the M-word a long time ago.

01:02:06.000 I did a lot of stuff online, but I also did a lot of stuff that could have got me thrown in jail.

01:02:13.000 If I hadn't gotten in touch with Exit UK, I'd probably be behind bars.

01:02:20.000 I was a yob, a dead-end yob.

01:02:23.000 Where I grew up, there was nothing to do.

01:02:25.000 I used to spend hours gaming.

01:02:28.000 And I got chatting to people and just asking questions about immigration.

01:02:32.000 Does it seem like the problems that it could bring?

01:02:34.000 It does seem pretty phony, doesn't it?

01:02:37.000 Oh, the way he's saying the lines and his face.

01:02:39.000 Yeah, he's so confident and smooth.

01:02:42.000 It looks like a problem.

01:02:43.000 It doesn't seem like immigration.

01:02:45.000 The problems that it could bring.

01:02:48.000 Then the group opened up a whole new world.

01:02:50.000 Life wasn't boring.

01:02:53.000 In the private chats, there was sick images.

01:02:58.000 People were calling for murder.

01:03:02.000 Everything was about the group.

01:03:04.000 My life outside was affected massively.

01:03:08.000 My grades fell.

01:03:10.000 My friends slowly started disappearing.

01:03:12.000 Okay, go to the next one.

01:03:13.000 They're all white guys, by the way, just like I said.

01:03:16.000 Let's hear Kevin's story.

01:03:17.000 What's going on with Kev?

01:03:18.000 I can see the script as he's talking.

01:03:20.000 I was getting to football, and I was associating with people that I shouldn't have been associating with, but I felt like I had a family, I had a home, and I felt like I belong, you know.

01:03:33.000 And part of that belonging was telling other people they don't belong.

01:03:38.000 If it wasn't for Exit UK, I would have been in the UK and we would have been lynching, well, what we called at the time, WOGS.

01:03:49.000 And I'm really happy we didn't.

01:03:51.000 Because now I work for the Islam Relief Center, where we help ingratiate Soccer Hooligans into Islam and show them everything from how to make a banana curry to how to smite ye above your neck.

01:04:08.000 Let's check out Kevin.

01:04:09.000 I'm guessing, and by the way, Detective Shitty was the first one to catch this, folks.

01:04:14.000 If he has one talent, it's catching fake videos.

01:04:18.000 It's probably because it's all he's done for the past 30 years.

01:04:24.000 Hello?

01:04:26.000 My mom chucked us out just after my 19th.

01:04:28.000 She just slamped our on us.

01:04:31.000 I got right into the football thing, you know, when I was a kid, so I joined a firm.

01:04:35.000 Immediately.

01:04:36.000 I loved the bulls.

01:04:38.000 He's so fake.

01:04:39.000 It's so fake.

01:04:40.000 The way he's looking at the ground, the fake sluttering, it got really serious, and it sort of took over my life.

01:04:50.000 If it weren't for X8UK, I'd probably not be here talking to you right now.

01:04:54.000 That's what the last guy said.

01:04:56.000 Same writer.

01:04:57.000 Devil's advocate.

01:04:58.000 What if this is a real person, but they know they're on camera, so they're acting weird?

01:05:02.000 Yeah, but it's exactly the same.

01:05:04.000 And it's the whole drama club thing.

01:05:05.000 And who sits on a countertop?

01:05:07.000 You're right.

01:05:08.000 But I wasn't so sure.

01:05:09.000 My ass is wet.

01:05:10.000 I used to wash my feet in the sink.

01:05:12.000 I got this feeling, I thought I was shitting myself or pissing myself.

01:05:15.000 I realized I was sitting on tea towels.

01:05:18.000 I was sitting on a sink.

01:05:19.000 I needed a dish rack.

01:05:20.000 You know, you put a drink.

01:05:21.000 I was a human dish rack.

01:05:23.000 People put bowls on me to dry for hours.

01:05:25.000 Just like.

01:05:26.000 Yeah, I got some.

01:05:26.000 Why am I always wet?

01:05:27.000 And I realised it's because I was a fucking dish rack.

01:05:30.000 It was a hell of a clicker.

01:05:31.000 I had a lot of little doubts and worries.

01:05:33.000 And to be honest.

01:05:34.000 Yeah.

01:05:35.000 I don't think you're being honest.

01:05:36.000 I miss my mum.

01:05:37.000 Oh.

01:05:38.000 Oh, he misses his mommy.

01:05:41.000 I miss having the delivery of the line suit, to be honest.

01:05:47.000 I miss my mum.

01:05:51.000 I was getting out with louts.

01:05:53.000 We were shouting.

01:05:54.000 Like a bunch of lads, a bunch of yobs.

01:05:57.000 I was watching Tommy Robinson, and I thought to myself, I want to kill a packy.

01:06:01.000 And I did.

01:06:03.000 And I did 34 years.

01:06:05.000 I'm actually 68 years old.

01:06:07.000 But my mum works at Oil of Lais.

01:06:09.000 She keeps my skin looking milky.

01:06:12.000 I'm actually a granddad.

01:06:13.000 It just spirals.

01:06:15.000 I'm one of the sexiest granddads in Birmingham.

01:06:17.000 All right, let's hear Jack's story.

01:06:19.000 I'm guessing we're about to see another drama club kid who looks at the ground and then delivers a pithy line right at the Calendar.

01:06:28.000 And if it wasn't for Exit UK, I'd be dead.

01:06:32.000 He's a boxer.

01:06:33.000 I love my country.

01:06:34.000 I used to call the boxing bags darkies.

01:06:37.000 I'd only hit the black bags.

01:06:41.000 I'd been fighting all my life on the streets, in the service, and then back on the streets.

01:06:47.000 I called the heavy bag the heavy D-bag.

01:06:49.000 He's fighting in the bag.

01:06:50.000 Contracting exit UK was one of the biggest challenges of my life.

01:06:59.000 When I got out of the army, I joined a group that was all about getting England back to where it should be.

01:07:06.000 This sounds similar to that.

01:07:07.000 People like me were expected to be the ones who'd get their hands dirty and wouldn't ask questions.

01:07:14.000 The big ones at the top.

01:07:16.000 But they never got their hands dirty.

01:07:18.000 They never got nicked.

01:07:22.000 They never got their hands dirty.

01:07:24.000 That was active, yeah.

01:07:25.000 We did.

01:07:25.000 We got nicked by a guy named Nick.

01:07:30.000 I was done for GBH.

01:07:33.000 Previous body.

01:07:34.000 Is that a tattoo cover?

01:07:35.000 Is that some sort of muscle, like don't extend your muscle type of thing?

01:07:39.000 I think it's a don't extend your muscle thing in between.

01:07:41.000 I knew it weren't right.

01:07:43.000 I knew I wanted out, but I didn't know I was going to do it.

01:07:47.000 How to make it right.

01:07:49.000 Make it.

01:07:50.000 I saw something about Exit UK online.

01:07:53.000 Let me guess.

01:07:54.000 It wasn't for them, you'd be in jail.

01:07:56.000 Right.

01:07:57.000 One night, I'm just going to email them.

01:07:59.000 And I did.

01:08:00.000 And to be fair, they got back to me.

01:08:02.000 See that?

01:08:02.000 What?

01:08:03.000 That is such an acting tell.

01:08:05.000 That's not how people talk.

01:08:06.000 I thought, one night, I'm going to email them.

01:08:10.000 And I did.

01:08:12.000 That's how people act in acting school.

01:08:15.000 You know what normal people say?

01:08:16.000 They go, and then what happened?

01:08:18.000 One night I said, I'm going to email them tonight.

01:08:21.000 And I did.

01:08:23.000 That evening, after dinner, I was upstairs and I emailed.

01:08:27.000 Now I'm doing it.

01:08:28.000 I'm getting sucked into it.

01:08:29.000 It's hard to not act when you're.

01:08:31.000 And another thing, too, it's like there's no joy whatsoever.

01:08:34.000 Like, I'm glad I found it.

01:08:35.000 Like, I just shot them an email and they got right back to me.

01:08:37.000 And it's just all like.

01:08:38.000 They didn't pressure me.

01:08:39.000 It was pretty cool.

01:08:40.000 This is.

01:08:41.000 No, it's got that same sort of I'd be dead woman for exit UK.

01:08:44.000 I'm still shit.

01:08:46.000 And it's not really illegal, right?

01:08:48.000 Look, they never said this is a real person.

01:08:51.000 They said, story, Jackson.

01:08:54.000 See how we've helped other people leave.

01:08:56.000 Oh, look at this.

01:08:57.000 These films are based on people we've helped leave the far right.

01:09:00.000 Names have been changed, and we've used actors to tell these stories in order to protect the identity of those we work with.

01:09:05.000 Okay, it's clear.

01:09:05.000 Oh, shit.

01:09:06.000 So they did admit that it's fucking fake.

01:09:08.000 Here we are.

01:09:09.000 But it was a good way to do that.

01:09:09.000 Detective Shitty.

01:09:11.000 Pull up that plug.

01:09:13.000 Okay.

01:09:14.000 Detective Shitty just discovered.

01:09:16.000 That was good practice, though.

01:09:17.000 That a company that admits they're using actors used actors.

01:09:24.000 Oh, right.

01:09:24.000 Well, you know.

01:09:25.000 I did smell it before I knew that.

01:09:26.000 But here's the other thing.

01:09:28.000 How do you sue them or call them on this?

01:09:30.000 You're just like, oh, I'll salt Nithin's story.

01:09:33.000 Who's the real Nithin?

01:09:35.000 And then they could just say, well, we don't divulge our sources.

01:09:40.000 Huh.

01:09:42.000 We respect the privacy of the people we've saved.

01:09:45.000 Anyway, I'm skeptical of that the advertisement targeted me due to the YouTube content I was viewing.

01:09:51.000 I included the full list below for transparency.

01:09:54.000 Right-wing stuff, sure, but nothing dodgy.

01:09:57.000 I believe that the ads must have been targeting me based on my Google search history, which included a search for sensor.tv earlier that day.

01:10:04.000 The rest of the search history is for local sushi places, baby stuff, and so on.

01:10:08.000 As of 2019, YouTube can use your Google search history to allow companies to target you with ads.

01:10:16.000 I've watched Tucker videos for years and have never seen anything like this.

01:10:20.000 Aside from the harmful website warnings that Virgin placed on the sensor.tv site here that you're aware of.

01:10:26.000 We all know that, right?

01:10:27.000 Virgin TV in Britain puts harmful website warnings on this.

01:10:32.000 And they've clearly never watched the show.

01:10:34.000 Anyone who's watched this show can see.

01:10:36.000 Sometimes I show up on President's Day having prepared nothing and just shoot the shit about Scientology and Ghostface Killer.

01:10:45.000 This is not like, get out there.

01:10:47.000 You want to bring this country back, don't you?

01:10:49.000 Well, then you've got to fight.

01:10:51.000 If someone's coming in here illegally and they won't leave, you got to cut them out with a fucking knife.

01:10:56.000 Here's a list of knives you can buy online for throat slitting.

01:11:00.000 I recommend this, the P900X.

01:11:04.000 It's a great knife.

01:11:05.000 Love the P900X.

01:11:08.000 For background, here are tougher hate speech laws in the UK, including the case of Harry Miller last year, in which a man was interrogated by police for retweeting a transphobic limerick.

01:11:19.000 The officer mentioned that he was questioned in order to, quote unquote, check his thinking.

01:11:25.000 It was recorded as a non-crime hate incident for the promotion of the limerick.

01:11:31.000 There was a young man from Gibraltar.

01:11:33.000 Well, we got to see this limerick now.

01:11:34.000 Let's be part of this evil.

01:11:42.000 Okay.

01:11:42.000 It's going to be really hard to find this evil limerick.

01:11:46.000 How soon promotion turns into consumption in order to qualify as a non-crime hate incident?

01:11:50.000 If a company can use your search history to categorize you as a far-right extremist, you can be sure that governments are doing it as well.

01:11:58.000 So he's included his recent searches.

01:12:01.000 Hannity, Trump's legal team completely eviscerated Dem's paper-thin argument.

01:12:05.000 A Simpsons promo from 1989.

01:12:07.000 A reporter that points out the brutal reality of Biden releasing illegal immigrants, the Blaze.

01:12:12.000 Joe Biden gives Bart advice on girls, AI Voice, and AI Voice, Joe Biden ties an onion to his belt.

01:12:22.000 Let's find this limerick, though.

01:12:25.000 How limericks became a police matter.

01:12:32.000 I want to see this.

01:12:34.000 Roses are red, violets are blue.

01:12:37.000 That's not a limerick, you tard.

01:12:39.000 Nope.

01:12:40.000 Well, then why'd you say it?

01:12:41.000 Poo him.

01:12:45.000 34 minutes of questioning in order to check his thinking.

01:12:50.000 Holy fuck, that's disturbing.

01:12:52.000 Check his thinking.

01:12:53.000 Transphobic limerick.

01:12:57.000 It's relevant to the news here, too.

01:12:59.000 This is like when they say he used a racial epithet or something, and they don't tell you.

01:13:05.000 Holy shit, he's a cop.

01:13:08.000 Ex-cop Harry Miller sues police over a transphobic non-crime incident.

01:13:14.000 We gotta find this fucking limerick.

01:13:17.000 Let's see.

01:13:22.000 I cannot find it.

01:13:23.000 They don't want to.

01:13:24.000 Is this real or fake?

01:13:26.000 What?

01:13:26.000 There was a wee fetus named Cletus who beat us while listening to Weedus.

01:13:30.000 Along came a wife in old trouble and strife, and now poor Cletus is Redus.

01:13:38.000 Yeah, I don't think so.

01:13:40.000 Maybe in Google Images it'll come up.

01:13:44.000 So he's an ex-cop.

01:13:46.000 Oh, here we go.

01:13:49.000 I think I got it.

01:13:51.000 Your b- Yeah, here we go.

01:13:55.000 Included the lines.

01:13:56.000 Your breasts are made of silicone, your vagina goes nowhere.

01:13:58.000 Your breasts are made of silicone, your vagina goes nowhere.

01:14:02.000 And we can tell the difference even when you are not there.

01:14:04.000 Your hormones are synthetic.

01:14:06.000 And let's just cross this bridge.

01:14:08.000 What you have, you stupid man, is male privilege.

01:14:12.000 Huh.

01:14:13.000 It's actually kind of a feminist poem in a way.

01:14:15.000 He's a turf, a trans-exclusionary radical feminist.

01:14:19.000 Fucking hell.

01:14:21.000 I couldn't help but notice you was making a joke about a bird with a dick.

01:14:32.000 Last one.

01:14:32.000 Kanichi Wad, G-Dog, and Rice Guy would love your opinion on dealing with family drama when it's okay to cut the cord and separate ties.

01:14:38.000 I'm beyond angry.

01:14:39.000 It's not like a parent or a sibling, absolutely my dumb know-it-all cousin.

01:14:43.000 Do either of you guys have experience with this, past or present?

01:14:46.000 Why does the left love being lectured by teenagers?

01:14:49.000 I don't understand, but I do know two things for certain.

01:14:51.000 I snuck another question in.

01:14:52.000 And I don't want to fuck you with my heels on.

01:14:55.000 That's pretty good.

01:14:58.000 When do you cut the cord with a family member?

01:15:02.000 Never.

01:15:03.000 You just keep it going.

01:15:06.000 I've lost some, and what I do is when I see them at family events, I am cordial and cool and totally open to talking.

01:15:16.000 They've lashed out at me a couple times, and I've come back with a hard whip back.

01:15:21.000 Like, don't throw stones from your glass house to me because you have this problem, this problem, this problem.

01:15:28.000 So if I get a bite from the snake, that's a bad analogy.

01:15:33.000 If I get a bite from the cute cuddly rabbit, I'll bite back.

01:15:37.000 But for the most part, no Xing.

01:15:40.000 Just roll your eyes.

01:15:41.000 Believe me, if they're radical enough, they'll X you.

01:15:44.000 And then you've taken the high ground and the other family goes, yeah, it's Barbara.

01:15:48.000 She's nuts.

01:15:49.000 She dumped Joey or whatever his name is.

01:15:52.000 So I don't think you should ever do that.

01:15:55.000 And I think there's ways to keep it going.

01:15:57.000 And I think that's really important.

01:15:58.000 And eventually these people will realize that you're the sane one.

01:16:00.000 Like if they call you evil and a Nazi and all this stuff and you're Timothy McVay and you go, war, now she's right.

01:16:09.000 You are violent.

01:16:11.000 So you're playing into her hand.

01:16:13.000 You have to just ignore all that and go, look, I think you're wrong.

01:16:17.000 Remember what I told you in Thanksgiving?

01:16:19.000 Keep it interrogative.

01:16:20.000 Keep it nice.

01:16:21.000 Just go, well, look, 42% of the American public thought the election was rigged.

01:16:27.000 So whether it's rigged or not, that's relevant.

01:16:30.000 A lot of people, hundreds of millions, arguably, right?

01:16:34.000 I mean, we have to exclude babies and old ladies, but let's say tens of, maybe 100 million.

01:16:40.000 What's 42% of the voting populace?

01:16:45.000 I'd say half the country votes.

01:16:48.000 So 75, so 60 million people, tens of millions of people think the election was rigged.

01:16:54.000 They feel betrayed by the media.

01:16:55.000 And I think there's a good argument for that.

01:16:57.000 Again, you're sort of ambivalent in this.

01:16:59.000 And so they fought back.

01:17:01.000 And it was stupid to storm the Capitol.

01:17:04.000 But I'm not saying they should have killed her, but I understand.

01:17:08.000 I'm not saying I advocate the rioting in the Capitol.

01:17:12.000 I think it was fucking stupid.

01:17:13.000 I think it fucked over censored.tv in many ways.

01:17:16.000 And it screwed up my life because I'm associated with it now, even though I said don't go.

01:17:23.000 Well, go back.

01:17:25.000 Votes cast.

01:17:26.000 $136 million.

01:17:27.000 Yes, I was about right.

01:17:31.000 But I get it.

01:17:33.000 And I think you would be remiss.

01:17:35.000 I'm talking to this stupid bitch cousin right now.

01:17:37.000 To ignore their plight.

01:17:39.000 You know, I had a weird thing with my daughter on Friday.

01:17:41.000 We were watching 9 to 5, the movie with Dolly Parton.

01:17:45.000 And his crime is that he implied that he fucked Dolly Parton when he didn't.

01:17:50.000 Yeah, that's a dick move.

01:17:51.000 You're a jerk.

01:17:52.000 But the whole movie is about having him killed and all these death fantasies.

01:17:57.000 And I go, I think this movie's kind of sexist.

01:18:00.000 It's like anti-male.

01:18:02.000 Well, he lied.

01:18:03.000 Yeah, he's a dick, but like, I don't want to kill him.

01:18:06.000 It's not a crime.

01:18:08.000 And then I think, my wife or my daughter said, yeah, but he's sexualizing Dolly Parton.

01:18:12.000 And I go, She's a sexual woman.

01:18:14.000 Look at her.

01:18:15.000 I mean, she sexualized herself.

01:18:17.000 She said in interviews that when she was a little girl, she saw prostitutes turning tricks.

01:18:21.000 And she said to her mother, I want to look like that when I grow up.

01:18:24.000 Like a whore.

01:18:26.000 And then I said, and you better be happy that your mother was sexualized.

01:18:30.000 I sexualized your mother.

01:18:31.000 That's why you're here.

01:18:32.000 Right.

01:18:34.000 I mean, obviously there's the time and the place, but if women were never seen as sexual, then men wouldn't be hitting on them.

01:18:41.000 And that really upset her.

01:18:43.000 And she went to the other room.

01:18:46.000 So I went over to her after a little bit and I said, and this sort of goes back to what I was saying earlier about freaks being nuts and being able to scream.

01:18:52.000 I go, all your feelings are valid.

01:18:54.000 I know Ben Shapiro says facts don't care about your feelings, but if you're mad at me or if you're sad or you feel scared or even when you're walking home and you feel your instincts are buzzing, that's valid.

01:19:06.000 Embrace that.

01:19:07.000 Those feelings are there for a reason.

01:19:10.000 So if you feel betrayed by me right now, then that's real.

01:19:13.000 That's valid.

01:19:14.000 That's something that you shouldn't ignore.

01:19:16.000 Don't ever push it down.

01:19:18.000 Like embrace it and go, okay, I have to figure this out.

01:19:21.000 But the fact that I feel this feeling, it's there for a reason.

01:19:25.000 So if I upset you somehow, you're not wrong.

01:19:30.000 You're not necessarily right.

01:19:32.000 But you having emotions right now is perfectly legitimate and never feel bad about that.

01:19:39.000 And that's what I was saying to Joe Mataris.

01:19:41.000 Like, yeah, you lost your temper.

01:19:43.000 Good.

01:19:44.000 Get mad.

01:19:46.000 Get fired.

01:19:47.000 No, okay, we have to go.

01:19:48.000 Were you in a show?

01:19:49.000 Dolly Parton on some show?

01:19:51.000 Well, yeah, I just always remember her being pretty flirty.

01:19:53.000 Like, you know, that's what I'm saying.

01:19:54.000 She's a lesbian, right?

01:19:55.000 How does she have no kids?

01:19:57.000 I saw some interview where she was like, well, I decided that...

01:20:03.000 I decided that the Lord would rather have me singing country music.

01:20:08.000 Honey, you put out like, what, 20 albums?

01:20:10.000 If you had kids, what would it be?

01:20:12.000 18 albums?

01:20:13.000 You're fucking rich.

01:20:14.000 You could get a nanny and an au pair.

01:20:17.000 You'll be good.

01:20:22.000 Sorry, I got something history.

01:20:23.000 She reveals she never had kids in her life.

01:20:26.000 They had no idea of her painful loss.

01:20:29.000 The biggest thing about you.

01:20:30.000 Well, now what would that be?

01:20:32.000 The outrageous fashions, the impossible wigs, and the highly publicized bus line.

01:20:36.000 You don't have to look like this.

01:20:38.000 Provocative, controversial, even offensive.

01:20:40.000 You don't have to look like this woman who's way more attractive than I will ever be.

01:20:46.000 A lot of the mothers thought that I was a bad influence on their kids.

01:20:49.000 Nothing's better than proving people wrong.

01:20:51.000 You've never had children yourself.

01:20:53.000 Is there a reason?

01:20:54.000 Dolly Park has canceled several upcoming publications.

01:20:56.000 Did they just hint that she had a miscarriage?

01:20:59.000 I just had a complete breakdown.

01:21:01.000 It was supposed to be my baby.

01:21:03.000 You were right in your emotionally, physically.

01:21:06.000 These have not been easy years for Dolly Parker.

01:21:08.000 Miscarriages are rough because then you think it's going to happen again.

01:21:11.000 I'm so sorry about this.

01:21:12.000 I was so upset.

01:21:13.000 Everything was just confusing to me, and I was just angry, and I was hurt.

01:21:17.000 You can only stand so much heartache.

01:21:20.000 What exactly pushed you to the breaking point?

01:21:22.000 You modeled your appearance after the town hussy.

01:21:26.000 That was the women that I thought were beautiful.

01:21:28.000 I'd say, you know, she put into your life.

01:21:30.000 Is that racist?

01:21:31.000 Because those women were probably around.

01:21:33.000 She's probably talking about the 50s.

01:21:36.000 That was Jim Crow.

01:21:37.000 So if you model yourself after them, you're modeling a segregated time.

01:21:41.000 Whoa.

01:21:42.000 Desperate to prove people wrong.

01:21:43.000 Dolly followed her dreams of being a country singer to Nashville.

01:21:48.000 They're trying to reel us in here.

01:21:49.000 So they were.

01:21:50.000 I was reeled.

01:21:51.000 I forgot we were doing a show.

01:21:52.000 Yes.

01:21:52.000 All right, let's get to the final video.

01:21:54.000 I think she had a miscarriage, right?

01:21:56.000 That's what they hinted.

01:22:12.000 Thank you, by the way, for tuning into the show that we pulled out of our ass at the 11th hour, having forgotten that we don't get a President's Day off.

01:22:24.000 We're not really in a good mood about the current president, so we're not going to say much about it.

01:22:28.000 There's George Washington.

01:22:31.000 There's Trump.

01:22:33.000 That's about it, right?

01:22:36.000 But here is a this is someone who should be president, Pat McCaffey.

01:22:39.000 I think he was a, what was it, a punter in the NFL.

01:22:43.000 Then he retired.

01:22:44.000 He does sports analysis.

01:22:45.000 He's got a great show, The Pat McCaffey Show.

01:22:48.000 I believe it's called.

01:22:50.000 But he's also a wrestler.

01:22:51.000 He just signed a big deal with WWE.

01:22:54.000 Anyway, we all know how annoying it is when people waste our time with calls.

01:22:58.000 We just want to get right down to the question.

01:23:01.000 But they say, hi, my question's in two parts, and they do this other shit.

01:23:05.000 And we here on Get Off My Lawn tell them to get the fuck off our lawn.

01:23:10.000 And we like to see other people also behave like this because it's what's best for society in general.

01:23:15.000 So here's Pat McCaffey getting an annoying call on his show.

01:23:19.000 I'm Julian.

01:23:21.000 Hey, Pat Boys.

01:23:22.000 How you guys doing?

01:23:23.000 Not too shabby.

01:23:24.000 How are you, pal?

01:23:25.000 Pretty good.

01:23:26.000 Pretty good.

01:23:28.000 So I actually do have a football question, but I think I'd be relisted if I didn't first shout out my best friend Aaron Luke.

01:23:36.000 He's getting married soon.

01:23:38.000 Actually going to the...

01:23:39.000 Julian, I don't give a fuck.

01:23:40.000 What's going to happen?

01:23:41.000 Adam, what's going on?

01:23:50.000 Shout out to everybody.

01:23:51.000 With all their rookie contracts next year?

01:23:56.000 Why would anyone give a shit that a stranger's getting married, you asshole?

01:24:00.000 We know people get married every day.

01:24:02.000 What the fuck's that got to do with anything on a football talk show?

01:24:06.000 Jesus Christ, thank you, Pat, for telling it like it is.

01:24:09.000 Get fired.

01:24:10.000 Get in trouble.

01:24:11.000 Be brave.

01:24:12.000 And never stop me.

01:24:15.000 Two identity hitting the top.

01:24:16.000 Chicken tap boys.

01:24:17.000 We opted both tops of my jaw.

01:24:19.000 Carry hotchin'.

01:24:22.000 Let me catch my little chick.

01:24:24.000 We telling you.

Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - February 15, 2021

S03E73 - BE YOURSELF

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