Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - S03E76

00:00:13.000 Live from New York, it's Get Off My Bar McGuinness.

00:00:37.000 This town is coming like a ghost.

00:00:43.000 All the clubs are being closed down.

00:00:52.000 This town is coming like a ghost town.

00:00:57.000 Or becoming a ghost town?

00:00:59.000 That was the specials and their hit song, Ghost Town.

00:01:06.000 It was written by Jerry Dammers.

00:01:10.000 Jerry Dammers was not the guy who sang for the specials.

00:01:13.000 That was Terry, the manic depressive, who tried to kill himself a bunch of times.

00:01:17.000 But Jerry Dammers was the guy with no teeth.

00:01:20.000 He's missing his two front teeth.

00:01:22.000 And, you know, missing your two front teeth is the kind of thing that's funny for like a week and then you go and have them fixed and that's that.

00:01:28.000 Not in Britain.

00:01:29.000 He still has no front teeth.

00:01:31.000 The specials were around in, what, like 79?

00:01:37.000 That's balls.

00:01:39.000 You must really hate apples if you give up on having two front teeth.

00:01:44.000 Jesus Christ.

00:01:46.000 How often do you use your two front teeth?

00:01:48.000 That's all I want for Christmas.

00:01:50.000 And he's still going.

00:01:53.000 British people are a different breed.

00:01:55.000 Them and Japanese.

00:01:56.000 I always wanted to do a sketch of that, by the way, where I have a Japanese person, a British person, and me debating fluoride in the water and if it helps or is it damaging.

00:02:07.000 And we'd buy like novelty teeth for the British guy and the Japanese guy, and then he'd be unintelligible, so we'd have to add subtitles to theirs while they talk about how damaging fluoride is.

00:02:18.000 No offense, Alex Jones.

00:02:20.000 I think it's great in the water, and it's made.

00:02:23.000 These, like I'm British, look at these.

00:02:26.000 They're perfect.

00:02:27.000 Kind of yellow, but they're perfect.

00:02:31.000 All right, so that's the song, Ghost Town, Your Specials.

00:02:33.000 I walked into my daughter's room the other day, and she was listening to it.

00:02:38.000 That's a great feeling when you walk into your daughter's room, your kids' room, and they're listening to your record collection.

00:02:45.000 We have so much in common.

00:02:46.000 And now I can tell her, I sort of feel like I'm done music.

00:02:50.000 You know how people say I'm finished the internet?

00:02:52.000 I did the whole thing.

00:02:53.000 I feel that way about music.

00:02:54.000 I've done it.

00:02:55.000 Reggae, rock, pop, punk, hardcore, thrash, metal.

00:03:02.000 I'm finished.

00:03:03.000 I've got it all.

00:03:04.000 I have a good taste of everything.

00:03:06.000 It was my job for many, many, many, many, many years.

00:03:08.000 And I was obsessed with music when I was 14.

00:03:10.000 That's all we did.

00:03:11.000 We'd make money at the gas station, and then we'd take the bus to the city and spend it on imports, which were fucking $14.99 in the early 80s.

00:03:21.000 Jesus H. They're still the same price today.

00:03:23.000 They're like Budweiser.

00:03:24.000 They didn't change.

00:03:26.000 So I got it all, but now I can tell her things.

00:03:28.000 Like just the other day, I go, honey, Sebado, I'm not a sight for sore eyes.

00:03:34.000 I'm not attractive today.

00:03:36.000 Crazy people are right on.

00:03:39.000 It's the basis from Dinosaur Jr., Lou Barlow.

00:03:42.000 Fucking great jams.

00:03:45.000 So I get to sort of relive it all and weed out all the shit.

00:03:48.000 And then I kept all my CDs, which is rows and rows and rows.

00:03:52.000 Let's hear them.

00:04:02.000 These people are right on, but they've taken over New York City.

00:04:07.000 And just the other day, a woman said, stay safe, as she stabbed a man.

00:04:14.000 This guy stabbed him in the back.

00:04:18.000 Because though they're right on, they need to be cared for quite a bit.

00:04:22.000 They need to be in institutions.

00:04:23.000 Or they could come to my Zani Zoo we talked about where bipolar people can skip their medication for four days and they run around a fenced in area that's got no sharp edges.

00:04:35.000 They can enjoy their craziness.

00:04:38.000 That's what we should be doing.

00:04:39.000 I mean, I'm obviously kidding about the Zany Zoo, but not really.

00:04:42.000 We should be focusing our attention on mental illness much more than we are.

00:04:47.000 In fact, the only time we come across mental illness, we embrace it.

00:04:51.000 Like all this trans bullshit, fucking 50-year-old seven-foot-tall men on girls' college basketball teams.

00:04:58.000 Jesus, H fucking Christ.

00:05:03.000 The other thing I wanted to say about the specials is when you listen to them, you think, holy shit, these guys are good at writing songs.

00:05:12.000 And Jeffrey, what's his name?

00:05:13.000 Jerry Dammers did write that song, and it's a great song.

00:05:16.000 But when you listen to classic reggae, like on Spotify, and you make it like, say you do, what's a really old reggae band, like pre-Peter Tosh, like the very, very beginnings, like the 60s.

00:05:30.000 You choose some 60s reggae band, and then you say radio, and you hear all these songs, and it's like special songs.

00:05:38.000 Monkeyman, and all this stuff.

00:05:41.000 What about, yeah, Horace B. What about that guy?

00:05:45.000 Ooh, Israelites.

00:06:03.000 Desmond Decker?

00:06:04.000 Desmond Decker.

00:06:05.000 You do that on radio and you just hear a bunch of special songs and you realize, dude, like half your shit was covers or more.

00:06:13.000 But that was it back then.

00:06:14.000 They didn't really have publishing rights.

00:06:30.000 That's slaps.

00:06:34.000 What are you talking about?

00:06:35.000 That's really good.

00:06:36.000 Like, slaps is what the kids say when something's good.

00:06:39.000 Did you say slaps or laughs?

00:06:41.000 That's slaps.

00:06:41.000 Oh, I thought you said laughs.

00:06:43.000 No, it doesn't laugh.

00:06:44.000 You've never heard this song before?

00:06:45.000 No.

00:06:47.000 See, this is what's good about having a kid.

00:06:49.000 You just introduce her to all this new shit.

00:06:52.000 And I was saying that earlier.

00:06:54.000 I kept all my CDs, like walls like as big as this.

00:06:58.000 So I can just set that up in her room, buy her some CD player, and she's got all that.

00:07:03.000 But anyway, covers were normal back then.

00:07:06.000 In fact, the only reason the Beatles and the Stones started playing their own songs is because they would be the band.

00:07:13.000 After they were no longer the opening band, they'd be the main band, but the opening band would be playing all the hits, and then they'd be stuck playing the same songs, and it seemed stupid.

00:07:21.000 So they started writing their own songs.

00:07:23.000 But like Led Zeppelin, for example, they ripped off so much shit.

00:07:31.000 Like that, that's Burt Janch.

00:07:40.000 Just look up Led Zeppelin, Burt Janch cover.

00:07:42.000 Led Zeppelin, there's a whole world of ripped off songs.

00:07:45.000 But it wasn't like Burt Janch was going, you jerks.

00:07:49.000 Jimmy Page was really just saying, I'm about as good as Burt Janch.

00:07:54.000 He was a Scottish folk singer.

00:07:56.000 So when he was playing that solo, it's a different world.

00:08:01.000 So this was Jimmy Page almost doing an homage to Burt Janch.

00:08:04.000 It's a big deal now.

00:08:05.000 And I think Janch sued them and shit.

00:08:07.000 But back then, it was like, wow, you're doing a Janch solo.

00:08:11.000 This is a great album, by the way, you should get.

00:08:18.000 This is Janch.

00:08:19.000 This is Janch.

00:08:23.000 This is Paige.

00:08:27.000 Yeah, thanks, Ryan.

00:08:28.000 For the listeners.

00:08:30.000 Oh, I see.

00:08:31.000 Fuck the listeners.

00:08:32.000 Fuck you.

00:08:33.000 It's a TV show, motherfuckers.

00:08:34.000 That's why I watch it with your motherfucking eyes, bitch.

00:08:38.000 Motherfucking listening in your goddamn car, motherfucker.

00:08:41.000 There's some blind viewers.

00:08:42.000 You watch it in your car.

00:08:43.000 I don't give a shit if you crash.

00:08:46.000 I wonder if we have any blind viewers.

00:08:47.000 We have to.

00:08:49.000 Blind viewers, for sure.

00:08:50.000 Well, they're not viewers.

00:08:51.000 A lot of blind people are assholes.

00:08:55.000 Yeah.

00:08:55.000 Because seeing is awesome.

00:08:57.000 Hearing's not so great.

00:09:00.000 Walking?

00:09:01.000 Eh.

00:09:02.000 You talk to handicapped people in wheelchairs and they're like, yeah, just work on my dick, please.

00:09:08.000 I don't mean suck me off.

00:09:09.000 I mean, try to make it work.

00:09:11.000 The walking thing, I would love to be able to stand and walk down the street, but it's not a deal breaker.

00:09:17.000 Everything has wheelchair access.

00:09:19.000 My little pipe cleaner legs, my little Muppet legs, that's fine.

00:09:22.000 Someone puts them in the chair.

00:09:24.000 I'm fucking ripped from going like this all day.

00:09:26.000 So not the end of the world.

00:09:28.000 But not being able to see is the end of the world, and that's why blind people are dicks.

00:09:31.000 And that's why when my dad was a teenager working at a hotel in Glasgow, everyone would fight tooth and nail to not have to work when a blind group was coming because they were always complaining they're a pain in the ass.

00:09:43.000 Is this bothering you as much as it's bothering me?

00:09:46.000 Yeah.

00:09:46.000 Little alfalfa sprout?

00:09:47.000 I was going to say something about that.

00:09:48.000 Let's make it worse then.

00:09:49.000 Let's really torture people.

00:09:51.000 There we go.

00:09:55.000 It's not a joke.

00:09:59.000 God, I'm starting out the show with a lot of Unturned Stones here.

00:10:02.000 So, yeah, the covers were normal back then, and it wasn't a big deal.

00:10:08.000 It was just fun that you had a band because people would come to shows and party their asses off and go, that was fun and go home.

00:10:14.000 Buying the record was okay too, but there wasn't that much money in it and whatever.

00:10:17.000 And then it became a thing.

00:10:18.000 And now being a cover band is a huge deal.

00:10:22.000 But I chose this not just because of the front page of the post today, but because I went into the city on Friday night, just took the city, the city, just took the family down to the city.

00:10:31.000 I thought, let's go to the American History Museum, stay in a hotel overnight, just fucking party, yo.

00:10:36.000 Nice.

00:10:37.000 I just went to that museum not too long ago.

00:10:39.000 What'd you think?

00:10:41.000 I've been there a million times.

00:10:42.000 I love it.

00:10:43.000 But it's been woke-ified.

00:10:44.000 It's kind of racist.

00:10:46.000 Well, they have a disclaimer for all the Roosevelt stuff.

00:10:49.000 And then they're like, you know, a lot of the things that are portrayed here are pretty racist.

00:10:54.000 Because they're just telling the truth.

00:10:55.000 It's a 150-year-old museum.

00:10:57.000 I'm prepared for some things to be a little old-fashioned.

00:11:00.000 It's a fucking museum.

00:11:01.000 No need to say this is not the way it is in 2021.

00:11:05.000 I know you didn't just build it today.

00:11:08.000 So let's stop this bullshit with calling the old times old-fashioned.

00:11:16.000 Yes, Shakespeare is misogynoir.

00:11:22.000 Yes, he's out of date.

00:11:24.000 He's from so long ago, it's hard to fathom.

00:11:27.000 He's from Columbus days.

00:11:29.000 Yes, Columbus cut off people's tongues.

00:11:32.000 That's what you did.

00:11:33.000 The Aboriginals were cutting off each other's tongues.

00:11:36.000 It was the vocabulary of the time.

00:11:39.000 It was savage.

00:11:41.000 It was macabre.

00:11:42.000 It was brutal.

00:11:44.000 It was heartless.

00:11:45.000 Fucking they ate hearts.

00:11:46.000 And by the way, if you really want to get into it, they eat hearts in the Middle East when they catch one of our guys.

00:11:53.000 Not a war movie vet, an actual war vet.

00:11:56.000 They rip out his hearts.

00:11:57.000 They cut his fingers off and they sell them in the market.

00:12:00.000 There's literally a market for dead Americans' fingers.

00:12:05.000 That was too much of indecence.

00:12:07.000 Yeah, that is way too much of indecence.

00:12:11.000 And I can't believe this intro is so long.

00:12:14.000 We haven't even begun this show yet.

00:12:15.000 I haven't even shown you the book.

00:12:17.000 So when the specials were on tour in the late 70s, early 80s, they just noticed that everything was falling apart, especially in Glasgow, Scotland, my alma mater.

00:12:29.000 And they said, it just seems like a ghost town.

00:12:31.000 And that's exactly why the post chose that name.

00:12:34.000 And I noticed that when I was there.

00:12:35.000 I'll get to the American Natural History Museum in a second.

00:12:38.000 But it's just so fucking sad, that city, the most vibrant city in the world, a New York minute.

00:12:44.000 And it still has that New York minute.

00:12:46.000 Living in the burbs, you really don't take for granted.

00:12:51.000 Living in the city, you take for granted how great the service is.

00:12:54.000 Living in the burbs, these fucking Karens have nothing but time on their hands because they have the maid and the au pair handling everything.

00:13:02.000 So when they go somewhere, they like to chat.

00:13:04.000 Even at the McDonald's drive-thru this morning, the woman was like, I thought that came with a coffee.

00:13:09.000 I was like, it doesn't.

00:13:11.000 Let's...

00:13:13.000 If you will get the meal, it comes with a drink.

00:13:16.000 But nothing just comes with a drink.

00:13:19.000 Mikey!

00:13:22.000 So you get to New York, and of course it's expensive.

00:13:24.000 Our dinner for five little kids involved was like $200 with tip.

00:13:28.000 Breakfast was like $130.

00:13:31.000 I am never going to financially recover from that.

00:13:33.000 For brunch.

00:13:34.000 So it's expensive, but like my daughter drops her fork.

00:13:37.000 There's a new fork on the table in one second.

00:13:40.000 However, everything was abandoned.

00:13:43.000 The restaurant, we ate at a nice restaurant.

00:13:45.000 It's called like Susan Beth's or something, like all-American food, like traditional American food, but fancy.

00:13:52.000 And we were one of three tables on a Friday night at 7 p.m.

00:13:57.000 That's disturbing.

00:13:59.000 And then they were gone.

00:14:00.000 So when we left, there was no more than two tables occupied out of, you know, 50.

00:14:06.000 So that sucks.

00:14:06.000 And then the kids are watching a movie, whatever my wife's in her PJs, because she's an Indian and they're lazy.

00:14:13.000 And I go, I'm going to go out for a beer.

00:14:16.000 Okay.

00:14:18.000 Not sure why you're not coming with me, by the way.

00:14:20.000 We have a free babysitter, but whatever.

00:14:21.000 Go in your PJs.

00:14:23.000 And so I go to some bar.

00:14:25.000 I'm alone.

00:14:26.000 And this is what the tradition is for men.

00:14:28.000 You sit at the bar, you sip your drink, exactly like a strip club, really.

00:14:32.000 You sip your drink and you stare at the bottles.

00:14:34.000 Sometimes you look in the mirror and see people come in and out.

00:14:37.000 Much to my chagrin, there's always TVs there.

00:14:40.000 So the next thing you know, you're just watching fucking car insurance commercials and some hockey game you don't care about.

00:14:46.000 That I have to learn to accept, I guess, at this point.

00:14:48.000 I keep fighting it and asking them to turn it off if it's not a game that's on live.

00:14:54.000 But I guess I got to get over that.

00:14:55.000 But anyway, that's the tradition.

00:14:57.000 It's your time to pontificate.

00:14:58.000 You shouldn't be on your phone, though most of us are, including me.

00:15:02.000 I get there and, you know, we've been told that New York's open again.

00:15:07.000 It's ready to rock.

00:15:09.000 It's got this bullshit that you probably have in your town, unless you're in Florida where everyone's cool.

00:15:15.000 A long sheet of plexiglass, as long as the bar can see, and then you can't face the bar.

00:15:21.000 You sit like this, parallel to the bar, and then there's a table, and then someone faces you, and you're both sitting at a table, which happens to be at the bar.

00:15:31.000 So then you order a drink, and she passes it up to you, and you reach over the plexiglass and sit like this.

00:15:37.000 That's the best case scenario.

00:15:39.000 Now I'm alone, so I have to go sit at a little table over there, and then a waitress will come, probably make me buy a mozzarella stick or some soup, because you need food.

00:15:52.000 And then I'll drink alone like I'm some fucking loser on trial for rape, and no one will speak to me.

00:16:00.000 I go, it's some sort of chubby feminist at the front, because it's New York City.

00:16:05.000 And she goes, so just sit over there.

00:16:07.000 And I go, that's not the culture.

00:16:09.000 She goes, what?

00:16:10.000 And I go, this is bullshit.

00:16:12.000 The culture of the bar is me sitting there.

00:16:14.000 I also could have said, with no women around.

00:16:18.000 But she goes, I don't understand.

00:16:20.000 And I said, that's my point.

00:16:23.000 So I left and I went back.

00:16:25.000 I hate this fucking shit.

00:16:27.000 I just watched TV in the hotel.

00:16:28.000 We got two suites, so I could watch TV while the kids slept.

00:16:33.000 And I watched me some BET.

00:16:39.000 Dude, black people are different than other people.

00:16:44.000 Not just whites.

00:16:45.000 Black people are different than Lebanese people, than Japanese people.

00:16:50.000 There's no way that shows like this would fly in any other culture.

00:16:54.000 And I'm not criticizing it.

00:16:56.000 I watched it for like three fucking hours.

00:16:58.000 So I was obviously enjoying myself.

00:17:02.000 But the peak of my black viewing experience has got to be the Oval.

00:17:09.000 Tyler Perry's new sizzling drama about the White House.

00:17:16.000 And this is a White House where every single person remotely associated with the president is black, from the chef to the first lady to all security.

00:17:25.000 Everyone is black.

00:17:26.000 The whole White House is black, except for the president.

00:17:29.000 He's white, and he's a fucking dick who's fucking everyone.

00:17:36.000 The first lady's kind of a cunt, too.

00:17:38.000 That's her there.

00:17:40.000 First lady's black.

00:17:41.000 Everyone's black.

00:17:43.000 Look, thought the president was white.

00:17:44.000 Wait, wait, go back, go back.

00:17:45.000 Go back.

00:17:47.000 Stop.

00:17:48.000 Yeah, look, he's white.

00:17:50.000 His kids are black, obviously, half black.

00:17:52.000 She's black.

00:17:53.000 He's the only white person there, and he's a monster.

00:17:56.000 All he does is fuck and kill.

00:17:59.000 He killed some prostitute that he brought to the White House.

00:18:02.000 They cut her up on the bed, and then they just flipped the mattress.

00:18:07.000 So the first lady is looking under the mattress and she has blood all over her hands.

00:18:12.000 Like, forget about how gross that is.

00:18:15.000 Isn't that going to rot and start stinking?

00:18:17.000 It sounds like if you hired Paul Baziel to hire a body, that's what he would do.

00:18:22.000 To hire a body?

00:18:23.000 Oop, to hide a body.

00:18:24.000 So you're talking about someone who's a fuck-up and you fucked it up.

00:18:28.000 I said hide a body.

00:18:30.000 Oh, okay.

00:18:30.000 I thought you said hire.

00:18:31.000 Three-piece suit as a president, too.

00:18:32.000 That's not typical at all.

00:18:33.000 When's the last time there was a three-piece suit president?

00:18:36.000 It's all affirmative action hires, including the stylist.

00:18:39.000 He's a three-piece suit.

00:18:41.000 Look at the kids' shitty tie-collar scenario.

00:18:44.000 Whoa.

00:18:45.000 Anyway, check this out.

00:18:48.000 The most talked about show on camera.

00:18:49.000 According to who.

00:18:56.000 She's a bit jealous, isn't she?

00:18:58.000 Okay, just stop.

00:18:59.000 You know what that was?

00:19:00.000 I'm going to kill her.

00:19:02.000 That was the press secretary is married to the head of security.

00:19:07.000 And the head of security was resisting the first lady as much as he could.

00:19:12.000 But she demanded that she blow him.

00:19:16.000 So she performs fellatio on the head of security as he's going like, oh, no, stop.

00:19:22.000 Oh, jeez.

00:19:23.000 And she's like, wah, wah.

00:19:24.000 And then his wife, who's the Gen Saki, notices that he has a boner.

00:19:32.000 He still has a boner after the blowjob, which I think Tyler Perry's gay, and I don't think he understands how penises work.

00:19:38.000 I know what you're saying.

00:19:39.000 You're saying, Gav, all they are are penises.

00:19:41.000 No, they have boners in Cialis.

00:19:43.000 Here in the straight world, if you're lucky enough to get a BJ, the second you're done, it's like it's back to baby size.

00:19:49.000 You don't walk around with a boner going, I just got blown, boys.

00:19:53.000 So she's like, take it out.

00:19:55.000 Blackting.

00:19:56.000 Everyone is blacking this whole show.

00:19:57.000 Take it out now.

00:19:59.000 And he's like, Pamela, don't do that.

00:20:02.000 Everyone's vibrating the whole fucking show.

00:20:06.000 Look at the lighting.

00:20:07.000 Terrible.

00:20:09.000 Look at the lighting.

00:20:10.000 I cannot see you.

00:20:16.000 This is nothing.

00:20:22.000 That's the president's.

00:20:24.000 That's the first lady's mother.

00:20:25.000 She controls them all.

00:20:27.000 Wow.

00:20:28.000 Go to the other one, though.

00:20:29.000 I sent you another sizzle reel.

00:20:30.000 The sizzle reels, you go, holy shit, they must be compiling seven years of their craziest shit.

00:20:35.000 No, every episode is this insane.

00:20:38.000 There's a murder, an explosion, a plane crash, strangling, sex.

00:20:42.000 It's like the craziest soap opera ever.

00:20:45.000 And I think it's prime time.

00:20:46.000 Yeah, I was watching it at night.

00:21:00.000 He killed her.

00:21:00.000 She's out cold.

00:21:01.000 Yeah, good.

00:21:02.000 She's insane.

00:21:03.000 You won't believe what's coming.

00:21:06.000 Like I'm having sex with you and enjoying it.

00:21:12.000 You're the most powerful man in the world.

00:21:13.000 You can have whatever you ask.

00:21:15.000 We made that hill delay, the president.

00:21:17.000 They have the whole world full.

00:21:18.000 I would jump out of this car.

00:21:20.000 Please do.

00:21:22.000 That's her daughter.

00:21:24.000 Speed up.

00:21:24.000 Hit every bump.

00:21:26.000 Who did the president kill?

00:21:28.000 You said you had this handle.

00:21:31.000 She can destroy this whole administration.

00:21:34.000 Mike, drop.

00:21:38.000 No, you're not having a losing.

00:21:40.000 Hunter, is this blood?

00:21:42.000 That's the blood from the prostitute.

00:21:45.000 When they flip the matchup.

00:21:47.000 I mean, it's high school.

00:21:49.000 It's fucking junior high-level garbage.

00:21:52.000 That is an insult to television.

00:21:55.000 It's mocking the concept of a show.

00:21:58.000 Remember the movie Night School with Little Kevin?

00:22:04.000 Kevin Hart?

00:22:05.000 Yeah.

00:22:05.000 Oh, yeah.

00:22:06.000 That was hardly a movie.

00:22:07.000 It had three endings.

00:22:08.000 You know, when you feel the movie ending, you're like, ah, the resolution.

00:22:11.000 Didn't they have five tracks in that movie?

00:22:13.000 Am I crazy?

00:22:13.000 No, it was jazz music.

00:22:14.000 It was like.

00:22:15.000 Oh, yeah.

00:22:16.000 Every time there was a joke, I'd be like, I'll come to watch it again.

00:22:19.000 And then her makeup was yellow, and she's black.

00:22:22.000 So her neck and her hands are black.

00:22:24.000 Did we not watch that?

00:22:25.000 We didn't record that, right?

00:22:26.000 I don't think so.

00:22:26.000 We just watched it.

00:22:27.000 No, we just watched it as civilians.

00:22:30.000 We didn't do that for...

00:22:32.000 That was not a job.

00:22:33.000 But before that, we went to the American History Museum, and it's cool.

00:22:36.000 I like it there, and I like the dioramas, especially.

00:22:38.000 It's funny how everyone has their things that they like.

00:22:41.000 It's almost like pussy or music.

00:22:43.000 And you're just like, I like brunettes and punk.

00:22:46.000 And other people are like, I like blondes, and I think punk sounds like shit.

00:22:49.000 And I go, I get that.

00:22:50.000 I like Jane's chains.

00:22:52.000 Early Jane, late chains, peppers, and rage.

00:22:55.000 And I don't like rocks.

00:22:56.000 I don't give a shit about rocks.

00:22:57.000 You can show me all your fucking little stalagmites and stalactites and your little crystals.

00:23:02.000 Boring.

00:23:03.000 I don't like anything Egyptian.

00:23:06.000 King Tut and all that shit.

00:23:07.000 I hate the aesthetics.

00:23:08.000 I don't like the little hieroglyphics with the sideways birds.

00:23:11.000 I just don't like the look of it.

00:23:13.000 I don't have no reason for it.

00:23:14.000 I just, it's not my cup of tea.

00:23:16.000 I love Indian shit, history, dioramas, animals, sea stuff, man of wars, jellyfish.

00:23:24.000 That's cool.

00:23:27.000 Fish in general are cool.

00:23:28.000 Yeah, they're cool.

00:23:29.000 All losers, mind you.

00:23:31.000 Like they keep, you can tell the people who curate these museums are just in awe of a jellyfish.

00:23:36.000 And I'm like, a jellyfish, like fishes are shitty.

00:23:41.000 But a jellyfish, it's not even done.

00:23:45.000 Did you know a manowar isn't even an animal?

00:23:48.000 No?

00:23:49.000 A manowar is a collection of pieces of shit that don't work.

00:23:54.000 So there's like the inflatable part to keep it up.

00:23:57.000 There's the long tentacles.

00:23:58.000 They do their kind of things, sort of.

00:24:00.000 It's really just a series of plants.

00:24:03.000 And then the tentacles will sort of get a fish and it'll kind of die and then pieces will come off and another.

00:24:08.000 I don't think it has a brain or an asshole, which is the bare minimum to be a thing.

00:24:14.000 No, it doesn't have that.

00:24:16.000 It just sort of floats around like wrecking shit.

00:24:18.000 It's like most journalists today, really.

00:24:20.000 They just float around, dox people.

00:24:22.000 They don't produce anything.

00:24:24.000 They don't have a brain and they are assholes.

00:24:30.000 But that's my cup of tea.

00:24:32.000 And my wife's into like the universe and stuff.

00:24:36.000 The universe sucks.

00:24:38.000 There's Earth.

00:24:39.000 That matters.

00:24:40.000 We're the best.

00:24:42.000 And it's like, there's these things that say stuff like, we have barely scratched the surface of the universe.

00:24:49.000 Yeah, I know.

00:24:51.000 It's infinity.

00:24:53.000 In fact, mathematically, we have scratched zero of the universe because it's infinitely small relative to what's out there.

00:25:01.000 And infinitely small is the same as zero.

00:25:03.000 So we've discovered nothing at all.

00:25:07.000 And then we sat in some room and it was like, the way we know what a black hole is, is light is refracted towards the satellite and then we shoot it back, but it goes around this thing.

00:25:15.000 And I just said to my kids, too hard.

00:25:18.000 And we just walked out.

00:25:19.000 Too complicated.

00:25:20.000 You can pretend you understand it, but you don't.

00:25:23.000 But anyway, all of this is...

00:25:25.000 Oh, yeah, I think dinosaurs are cool.

00:25:28.000 I don't know if I believe in dinosaurs.

00:25:30.000 Oh, that's a new take.

00:25:32.000 Can you please play the detective shitty thing?

00:25:37.000 It's just, you know, I'm not.

00:25:40.000 Please have that saved.

00:25:43.000 You know, on the bottom we have all your apps.

00:25:46.000 Put that on your app.

00:25:47.000 Put that in the app section.

00:25:49.000 Can you put it there?

00:25:50.000 I can load it into the browser so that way it's easy access every time.

00:25:53.000 Yeah, please load it into the browser.

00:25:55.000 Because I have a feeling we're going to wear it out like an old VHS tape.

00:25:59.000 When we were kids, That scene where in total recall or whatever, where the woman has three tits.

00:26:04.000 Oh, hell yeah.

00:26:04.000 We rewound that on the VCR so many times that you couldn't see it anymore.

00:26:08.000 We wore off that part of the tape.

00:26:10.000 I didn't know you could do that.

00:26:11.000 This is going to happen with Detective Shitty.

00:26:13.000 The gif will wear itself out.

00:26:15.000 Well, it's a dot and wolf.

00:26:17.000 I got to look into dinosaurs.

00:26:19.000 You've got to look, folks.

00:26:20.000 I'm so glad we're experiencing this together as a team.

00:26:24.000 Ryan has to look into dinosaurs.

00:26:27.000 Yeah.

00:26:28.000 Because, you know, it's just, it takes as much faith as anything else.

00:26:32.000 I mean, I'm just blindly believing.

00:26:34.000 Nope, nope, nope.

00:26:35.000 I know that smart people have declared dinosaurs are a thing, but I want to know how they're a thing.

00:26:40.000 How about fossils?

00:26:41.000 Yeah, I know, but then some people say that those aren't actually the real fossils in there because they're radioactive, so there's like layers of lead paint on them.

00:26:49.000 So that way the radioactivity doesn't go in.

00:26:52.000 And so, I don't know.

00:26:54.000 So the fossil, who made the fossils?

00:26:57.000 That's a good question.

00:26:58.000 You know, I don't know.

00:26:59.000 What about actual bones?

00:27:00.000 Like, we haven't, we found fossils, but we found literal bones.

00:27:04.000 That's a great point.

00:27:05.000 Yeah.

00:27:06.000 Yeah, it's a pretty good point.

00:27:07.000 I want to look into it myself, though.

00:27:09.000 No, you don't.

00:27:10.000 In fact, you're going to drop this subject in about two minutes forever.

00:27:14.000 No, I'll remember it.

00:27:15.000 No, no, no, you will not.

00:27:17.000 You will go.

00:27:18.000 You know what?

00:27:18.000 You will leave this show.

00:27:19.000 As it exports, you'll be noodling on your guitar.

00:27:22.000 You will never think of dinosaurs until I bring it up again, probably tomorrow.

00:27:25.000 I think it was Owen Benjamin that was like, dude, they're not even real bones.

00:27:30.000 Dudes are fake.

00:27:32.000 The fossils may be fake.

00:27:34.000 You know, did you know Gen Z, that big thing with Gen Z now is denying that Helen Keller existed?

00:27:40.000 That's funny.

00:27:41.000 How is it funny?

00:27:42.000 That's smarter than you.

00:27:43.000 Well, you know.

00:27:44.000 They're better than you.

00:27:45.000 Oh, they say that Helen Keller wasn't retarded or something like that.

00:27:50.000 No one said she was retarded.

00:27:51.000 They said she was blind, deaf, and mute.

00:27:55.000 Right.

00:27:55.000 Yeah, they're saying that the person that trained her and helped her to speak and write and do all these things that are impressive is that she was doing all the work?

00:28:05.000 Yeah.

00:28:05.000 Writing all the books.

00:28:06.000 It was like there's something, you know.

00:28:07.000 Yeah, that's, you know what that is?

00:28:09.000 That's the new way to do research.

00:28:11.000 You just sit and think.

00:28:13.000 So you're like, man, that sounds like bullshit.

00:28:14.000 She wrote a bunch of books now.

00:28:16.000 You don't do any actual research and look at real stuff.

00:28:18.000 You just go, meh, the library is where they keep the lies.

00:28:22.000 Well, that's what I'm saying.

00:28:22.000 I do want to lick into it.

00:28:23.000 You know the flat earth thing?

00:28:24.000 I'm not going to lick into it, though.

00:28:26.000 No, I looked into the flat earth thing.

00:28:27.000 You licked into the flat earth thing.

00:28:28.000 What was fun about that is that you could say, you know what?

00:28:32.000 I never looked in.

00:28:33.000 I just took it as fact.

00:28:34.000 So then you wound up learning about it instead of just taking it for granted.

00:28:38.000 Interesting take.

00:28:40.000 Yeah.

00:28:40.000 How to learn, go to refute it.

00:28:42.000 That's actually true.

00:28:43.000 There's a book I read called That Which Does Not Kill Us, and it's about cold training with that guy Wynn Hoff.

00:28:51.000 Oh, hell yeah.

00:28:52.000 Where you go under in ice water and you run around the snow and you take cold showers.

00:28:56.000 I tried that.

00:28:57.000 And you try to develop brown fat, which is what the Indians have.

00:29:00.000 And a lot of people say they're called redskins, not because of all this bullshit about blood, but because they were outside in today's weather with no shirt on.

00:29:08.000 And that makes you red because your blood's coursing through your veins.

00:29:12.000 And they could handle the cold.

00:29:14.000 And the writer, Scott Carney, I had him on my old show a long time ago, and he went there to refute it as a bullshit hoax.

00:29:23.000 And then he did it, and it was awesome.

00:29:26.000 And now he's running around right now in his panties in the snow.

00:29:30.000 Yeah.

00:29:30.000 No, I tried that too.

00:29:31.000 It was great.

00:29:32.000 Remember the cold showers and stuff I was telling you?

00:29:34.000 Yeah, I was doing that for a long time.

00:29:35.000 It's just like my life is so miserable.

00:29:37.000 Boxing is so painful that I just want a moment of joy.

00:29:41.000 Just a second.

00:29:42.000 Just one minute of joy.

00:29:44.000 It's kind of like a superpower, though, because I was walking around New York City with just a shirt on, and it was winter.

00:29:49.000 It was winter, winter, like negative.

00:29:50.000 And it wasn't negative.

00:29:51.000 It was like 20 degrees with wind.

00:29:53.000 When?

00:29:54.000 Last, or this one maybe two years ago or last winter.

00:29:58.000 And, you know, I just.

00:30:00.000 Because you're part of Puerto Rican, so you guys wear sweaters in July.

00:30:03.000 We love the heat, yeah.

00:30:04.000 And it really works.

00:30:05.000 It was cool.

00:30:07.000 So anyway, Ryan Not Believing in Dinosaurs is a good one.

00:30:15.000 But they've updated some of the dioramas.

00:30:17.000 I sent this to you in the links.

00:30:21.000 Or maybe I didn't.

00:30:23.000 0202B.

00:30:25.000 That's weird.

00:30:26.000 Oh yeah, I did.

00:30:27.000 01.

00:30:27.000 It's the very first motherfucking link.

00:30:32.000 That's Parlor's new logo.

00:30:34.000 Someone told me it was the ADL, the Anti-Defamation League, who had Parlor shut down because they said there's too many Nazis there.

00:30:41.000 It's a breeding ground for Nazis.

00:30:43.000 So if you don't ban people, then that's what you are.

00:30:47.000 So say I hate the Amish and I have them banned from all social media.

00:30:52.000 If your social media doesn't ban the Amish, then you're an Amish site.

00:30:56.000 That's the way censorship works today.

00:30:59.000 So I go see this diorama.

00:31:01.000 It's been around for forever, probably 100 years.

00:31:04.000 And it's Peter Stuyvesant, a stalwart of New York City's history.

00:31:09.000 We have Stuyvesant High School and Stuyvesant.

00:31:12.000 I know people that were born and bred in the Stuyvesant projects, whatever they are, 14th Street.

00:31:18.000 They're actually really nice, especially now.

00:31:21.000 So this is Stuyvesant with his Dutch colony in the 1600s, I guess, trading with the local Indians.

00:31:27.000 We bought, how much did we buy Manhattan for?

00:31:29.000 Was it $14?

00:31:32.000 $14 and $1600 was a lot of money.

00:31:36.000 And it was just a pile of dirt.

00:31:38.000 And we don't know if the Indians owned it.

00:31:42.000 Most Indians were nomadic back then.

00:31:45.000 So it could have been that the Dutch settlers went up to the Indians and said, we want to buy this.

00:31:50.000 And the Indians went, okay.

00:31:53.000 So it's $24.

00:31:55.000 And how much is that worth?

00:31:58.000 Blah, blah, blah.

00:31:59.000 Can you just tell me?

00:32:01.000 $15 million, quarter century?

00:32:05.000 According to Peter Wolf, the total value of all land in the US was $1.3 trillion.

00:32:10.000 Just answer the fucking question.

00:32:13.000 So keep going down.

00:32:18.000 I can't see the fucking number.

00:32:20.000 $24 of trinkets and stuff and fucking...

00:32:22.000 Thanks, right?

00:32:23.000 Well, apparently it wasn't a steal.

00:32:24.000 Doesn't it say it right up here?

00:32:27.000 Look, go to the top.

00:32:29.000 This is Cecil Adams.

00:32:30.000 Remember we recommended his book?

00:32:34.000 1626, keep going down slowly.

00:32:38.000 60 Dutch guilders, $4 ergo, sorry, $72 big A for $72 in today's money.

00:32:48.000 What?

00:32:50.000 They would contend that $72 or $24 was not such a hot bargain.

00:32:55.000 These are mostly Republicans.

00:32:56.000 Let's do a few calculations.

00:33:01.000 If it's worth $47 billion, half cent per acre.

00:33:07.000 This is annoying me.

00:33:08.000 Yeah, there's no just easy, quick free.

00:33:11.000 Look, just tell me the answer at the very beginning, and then I can move on and read more.

00:33:18.000 Oh, this is interesting.

00:33:20.000 Alaska costs two cents per acre.

00:33:22.000 I don't care.

00:33:26.000 Look at this.

00:33:27.000 Cecil, just tell us the motherfucking answer.

00:33:30.000 Here, I'll keep talking, and you keep looking and see if you can find that number.

00:33:34.000 So it's possible that they just said, yeah, it's for sale.

00:33:38.000 And then they got their trinkets and their money and they went on their merry way.

00:33:41.000 And then the Dutch said, we own this island now.

00:33:44.000 New York.

00:33:46.000 What was it called?

00:33:47.000 I think it was called New Amsterdam originally.

00:33:50.000 So Peter Stuyvesant was an integral part of that.

00:33:52.000 And this is what's been pissing me off with these fucking statues.

00:33:55.000 I met Bryant Park on the weekend, and there's this big statue there of some dude in a waistcoat, waistcoat, made of bronze.

00:34:02.000 Okay, what did he do for New York?

00:34:04.000 Then I read it, and he's some Brazilian bureaucrat who was very pro-education.

00:34:10.000 Ooh, education is important, especially public schools.

00:34:13.000 Oh, okay.

00:34:14.000 So in Rio de Janeiro or whatever the fuck it was in Brazil, he pushed for public schools and public education.

00:34:22.000 Okay, put him in a park in Brazil then, faggots.

00:34:26.000 Why is he in my life?

00:34:28.000 Why isn't Bill the Butcher there?

00:34:30.000 Oh, well, Bill the Butcher was a xenophobe.

00:34:32.000 And he was violent.

00:34:33.000 He was a violent leader of a gang called the Bowery Boys.

00:34:37.000 Okay.

00:34:39.000 That was life back then.

00:34:42.000 900 bucks?

00:34:45.000 951.

00:34:50.000 That's not very good.

00:34:51.000 I think it's worth a lot more than $951 today.

00:34:54.000 I think so.

00:34:58.000 60 gilders.

00:35:00.000 I'm not sure I believe it.

00:35:01.000 Okay.

00:35:03.000 So yes, it was a quote-unquote steal.

00:35:07.000 Assuming Indians owned the land, or at least had been living there, assuming anyone in that tribe was born in Manhattan, which I'm pretty dubious of, it was pretty stinky up until we started importing water from upstate New York.

00:35:21.000 If you recall, the five points was diarrhea, dysentery, disease central.

00:35:27.000 Any his, Peter Stuyvesant was an integral part of creating modern New York.

00:35:36.000 Oh, sorry, I forgot the Bill the Butcher thing.

00:35:38.000 So Bill the Butcher was a violent criminal.

00:35:40.000 He was a successful leader of a gang.

00:35:42.000 It was gangs of New York time back then, right?

00:35:49.000 So why doesn't he get a statue?

00:35:51.000 Does a statue mean I support this person and 100% of what he did and or believed in?

00:35:56.000 Obviously not.

00:35:57.000 That's insane.

00:35:59.000 It means this person represents a seminal part of the local area's history.

00:36:05.000 I guess you can do all of America occasionally, especially in Washington, D.C. You should have George Washington and Lincoln and shit.

00:36:12.000 But outside of that, why do we have this fucker?

00:36:19.000 Yeah, that's it.

00:36:20.000 What's his name?

00:36:21.000 Prada or something?

00:36:23.000 Why is he in Bryant Park?

00:36:25.000 Andrada.

00:36:26.000 Andrada.

00:36:30.000 New York City should be all New York City people, and it should be a few American people.

00:36:38.000 Again, people always say, oh, so should they have Hitler?

00:36:42.000 Well, it depends.

00:36:43.000 It's conceivable.

00:36:45.000 In certain parts, you know, you educate people when you show the statue.

00:36:51.000 What about all these southerners?

00:36:52.000 They were traitors.

00:36:54.000 They wanted to separate the country.

00:36:55.000 Yeah, that's an integral part of America's history, the Civil War.

00:36:58.000 We lost the modern equivalent of 5 million people in that war.

00:37:01.000 We should have as many statues for or against it as possible.

00:37:05.000 Anyway, so if you go to the top of this, this is the Stuyvesant diorama.

00:37:10.000 Reconsidering this scene, they've wokeified their dioramas.

00:37:15.000 Can you zoom in on that reconsidering this scene?

00:37:19.000 This, I'm going to say 1601.

00:37:23.000 Yeah, this 1601 encounter between Dutch and Lenape leaders was intended to celebrate the Dutch founders of old New York.

00:37:30.000 But the scene offers only stereotypical representations.

00:37:34.000 Yeah, that's what dioramas tend to do.

00:37:37.000 They tend to be pretty stereotypical because they're representing a grander scene using a microcosm.

00:37:46.000 Isn't that what the origin of the word stereotype is?

00:37:49.000 If there was something like a stitch in time saves nine, instead of having to use it all the time, they would have it pre-made with the typeset.

00:37:56.000 So when someone used that colloquialism, you could just go, oh, I already have it here.

00:38:03.000 That's what stereotype is.

00:38:05.000 So yeah, of course it's stereotypical, you cunt.

00:38:09.000 I read this fucking Proud Boys article on the weekend, and she was talking about how it's a fraternity-like organization.

00:38:15.000 And I realized she's so dumb and uninformed that she doesn't know what fraternal means.

00:38:21.000 So when she sees it called a fraternal organization, all she knows is fraternities from movies and stuff.

00:38:26.000 So she calls it a fraternity-like because she doesn't know what fraternal is.

00:38:32.000 Anyway, go back.

00:38:34.000 So it's stereotypical, yes, and ignores how complex and violent colonization was for Native people.

00:38:42.000 Yeah, let's ignore that.

00:38:45.000 Let's overemphasize.

00:38:46.000 What's going on?

00:38:51.000 By the way, I look like I have hemophilia with the lighting here.

00:38:57.000 Look at this.

00:38:59.000 Hi, I've been Dead for three weeks.

00:39:07.000 Do you still have it boosted from when I had a white shirt on last show?

00:39:11.000 Everything's as usual.

00:39:13.000 Okay, anyway.

00:39:15.000 So they take umbrage with Stuyvesant having a gun, and they say he wasn't just trading with people because the guy next to him had a gun, so that wasn't fair.

00:39:27.000 Okay, what are you basing that on?

00:39:29.000 Is this just a hunch?

00:39:30.000 This goes back to Ryan just saying, I don't believe in dinosaurs.

00:39:33.000 That just seems weird.

00:39:34.000 I don't know if I do.

00:39:35.000 I'm going to look into it.

00:39:36.000 He doesn't know if he believes in dinosaurs.

00:39:38.000 I have to confirm why I've believed in dinosaurs.

00:39:40.000 You have to recognize the facts.

00:39:43.000 The lie, Barry.

00:39:45.000 So go back.

00:39:48.000 There he is.

00:39:49.000 Woman in the background.

00:39:50.000 That's a problem, by the way, that the women are in the background.

00:39:54.000 Women were not big on making deals with colonists on either side.

00:39:59.000 Sorry if that's not a feminist, if 1601 doesn't seem very feminist to you.

00:40:04.000 What the fuck?

00:40:05.000 And then go to the next picture.

00:40:07.000 Clothing.

00:40:08.000 The clothing.

00:40:10.000 It's very stereotypical.

00:40:12.000 Yeah, this Dutch leader, Peter Stuyvesant, is shown in a position of power, although this scene supposedly shows a peace negotiation.

00:40:18.000 It depicts a one-way exchange.

00:40:19.000 Stuyvesant's hand is outstretched, demanding tribute.

00:40:22.000 We don't know what the deal was here.

00:40:24.000 Maybe he said, okay, let's do the deal.

00:40:25.000 If you guys bring this, then I'll give you this.

00:40:27.000 Here he is.

00:40:28.000 Here they are providing their half of the deal.

00:40:31.000 Now, he displays a gun.

00:40:33.000 I guarantee you, the woman who wrote this little acetate thing that was glued onto the fucking diorama doesn't have a degree in history.

00:40:43.000 And then finally, what's the next one?

00:40:45.000 Look, there's glue dripping down like jizz.

00:40:50.000 Colonialism and cultural representation.

00:40:53.000 The museum and all of New York City are on original Lenape territory in an effort to acknowledge the ongoing impact of colonialism, as well as the urgent need to reconceive or recognize, as Ryan would say, how diverse peoples and cultures are represented in the museum.

00:41:08.000 We have undertaken a series of initiatives in our cultural halls.

00:41:12.000 These initiatives, including re-examination of this diorama, will add a diversity of voices and perspectives to the museum's displays.

00:41:20.000 Someone said on parlor, what's really going on here is the donors.

00:41:26.000 Donors said, I will give you another extra million if you wokeify some of these dioramas.

00:41:33.000 Some silly old lady who's part of the trend of wokeification because people talk about it at dinner parties.

00:41:39.000 The rich, especially rich white people in New York City, have always loved the underdogs.

00:41:44.000 In fact, the foundations of the NAACP, they all look like something out of that British show with the fucking rich people, Downton Abbey.

00:41:56.000 They all look like the NAACP was founded by like Sir Agatha Prontothneu and Lord Biddertwixt in their effort to humanize the Negro.

00:42:12.000 Interesting thing about Peter Stuyvesant too is he was a Knickerbocker.

00:42:16.000 And the Dutch colonists were called Knickerbockers because they wore those faggy trousers, which is a song by Madness.

00:42:25.000 And they were called Knickers, right?

00:42:27.000 They're still called Knickers.

00:42:28.000 So the Knickerbockers were rebels.

00:42:32.000 They were revolutionaries.

00:42:33.000 They crossed the ocean.

00:42:34.000 They built New York City.

00:42:35.000 They're incredible.

00:42:36.000 We should pay homage to them.

00:42:38.000 And we do, with a basketball team called the Knicks.

00:42:41.000 The Knicks are named after the Knickerbockers.

00:42:44.000 There is no way in hell anyone will ever fuck with the Knicks because they're black.

00:42:51.000 And it's basketball.

00:42:53.000 The Knicks could be called the honkies.

00:42:56.000 And no one would do it.

00:42:57.000 They could be called the Kniggers and no one would do anything about it.

00:43:01.000 It would be like recognizing the word.

00:43:05.000 However, I don't know if I included this in the notes.

00:43:10.000 They're canceling hockey, the skating rink in New York.

00:43:14.000 So one of Trump's biggest victories was Central Park was trying to have a skating rink in it.

00:43:20.000 And they suck at that because they're the government and the government sucks at everything they do.

00:43:24.000 So Trump took it over and boom, it was done under budget before the deadline.

00:43:31.000 It's a beautiful skating rink.

00:43:32.000 It totally rules.

00:43:34.000 They do it for leisure.

00:43:35.000 People skate there for fun.

00:43:36.000 They also have hockey games there.

00:43:38.000 And if you're a kid in the city, especially near Central Park in the Upper West Side, the Upper East Side, you don't get a lot of sport time.

00:43:44.000 De Blasio and his henchmen are canceling it because they're racist.

00:43:50.000 And you can't go after the Knicks and basketball and the Knickerbockers.

00:43:53.000 That's off limits.

00:43:55.000 But you can go after white sports.

00:43:57.000 So they're canceling the fucking hockey rink.

00:44:01.000 It's done.

00:44:02.000 We finally got some snow.

00:44:04.000 We finally got some cold.

00:44:05.000 And the kids can't play hockey.

00:44:08.000 Just solely out of spite.

00:44:10.000 There is no rationale for this.

00:44:14.000 What's going on with this desk here?

00:44:19.000 It's just a dick move.

00:44:20.000 There's no point in it.

00:44:22.000 They can dance.

00:44:25.000 They can?

00:44:25.000 New York City.

00:44:27.000 They can go rent.

00:44:28.000 They can dance if they want to.

00:44:30.000 They can dance.

00:44:31.000 Because the gay Puerto Ricans can't sing.

00:44:35.000 Well, that sort of jumps us to racism.

00:44:38.000 You know, you saw that, though, right?

00:44:40.000 This part?

00:44:40.000 There's a really boring hallway when you first go in that is just addressing the statue and why is it racist and all this other shit.

00:44:46.000 What statue?

00:44:47.000 The Roosevelt and the Two Indians.

00:44:49.000 Oh, I saw that one.

00:44:50.000 I walked by it.

00:44:51.000 There were people, a lot of people, standing there reading this horse shit.

00:44:57.000 It was so boring and so contrived.

00:44:59.000 And it's just people's opinions on it.

00:45:01.000 Like this guy says this about it and a little bit of history.

00:45:05.000 And I couldn't believe people were standing there forcing themselves to look virtuous.

00:45:09.000 Because the Indians seem subservient in that statue.

00:45:13.000 But we don't know.

00:45:14.000 None of them know the story behind it and what Roosevelt did for the Indians.

00:45:20.000 But the symbolism of the statue is always problematic.

00:45:24.000 Shut the fuck.

00:45:25.000 Those people, they're all just kissing their donors' asses.

00:45:28.000 So they're like, whatever our donors want is not problematic, and whatever they object to, even in the slightest way, it's such a huge, beautiful statue, too.

00:45:36.000 It's almost like a building.

00:45:38.000 And by the way, speaking of Gavin Wax in our three hunks episode, he was there protesting their decision.

00:45:47.000 Every time people say, why don't you get more politically active?

00:45:49.000 Gavin Wax is handling it for me, thanks.

00:45:53.000 Why have two Gavins?

00:45:54.000 I talked to Dennis Prager.

00:45:59.000 We were watching a fucking Republican, the Republican Club, and they had Dennis Prager talk.

00:46:07.000 This is where.

00:46:08.000 This is when.

00:46:08.000 What are you talking about?

00:46:09.000 Me and my girlfriend at the time.

00:46:12.000 Oh, you broke it up?

00:46:13.000 We have broken up yet.

00:46:14.000 What happened?

00:46:15.000 It's a long story, but it's just a mutual breakup of just we're not compatible.

00:46:20.000 Because there's two different views for a future, and I don't know.

00:46:25.000 It had nothing to do with you being late all the time and noodling away on your guitar and sleeping all day?

00:46:30.000 These are all things that a man shouldn't be sorry for playing guitar.

00:46:34.000 Waking up at 4 p.m.?

00:46:35.000 But she doesn't have a platform.

00:46:36.000 Is it okay to wake up at 4 p.m.?

00:46:39.000 Yeah.

00:46:40.000 I think it is okay.

00:46:41.000 Okay.

00:46:41.000 I think that is okay.

00:46:42.000 I guess if you were working for the poor all night or like building a house, what were you doing that enabled you to sleep till 4 p.m.?

00:46:49.000 It's whatever I want to do, staying up till the sun comes up and liking that.

00:46:53.000 And what were you doing, though, when the sun came up?

00:46:56.000 Sometimes I record music, sometimes I play video recording.

00:46:58.000 Well, in this particular instance, though.

00:47:00.000 This Saturday.

00:47:02.000 It would be Friday.

00:47:04.000 I don't know.

00:47:04.000 Oh, it was both.

00:47:05.000 I don't remember.

00:47:06.000 It started Friday.

00:47:07.000 It leaked well into Saturday.

00:47:08.000 Yeah, I don't recall.

00:47:09.000 Would it have anything to do with you having a new video game that you wanted to finish?

00:47:13.000 Yeah, that had a lot to do with it.

00:47:15.000 But that's not every time I stay up.

00:47:16.000 I usually stay up.

00:47:16.000 Yeah, well, we're talking about this one particular time.

00:47:18.000 I usually stay up.

00:47:19.000 What was the game?

00:47:20.000 I always stay up till.

00:47:21.000 Super Mario Kart.

00:47:22.000 What was the game?

00:47:22.000 I usually stay up till 6 o'clock.

00:47:24.000 What was the game on Friday?

00:47:25.000 I'll show you.

00:47:26.000 It was called Little Nightmares.

00:47:33.000 It's really good.

00:47:34.000 But that's why I got these blue blocking glasses so that way my circadian rhythm.

00:47:38.000 Yeah, you can spend more time on video games.

00:47:40.000 No, no.

00:47:40.000 I mean, no, it makes you want to sleep.

00:47:42.000 If you got up at 4, that means you went to bed at 8.

00:47:45.000 9, 10, 11, 12, 1, 2, 3, 4.

00:47:47.000 8 hours.

00:47:48.000 Sometimes I go to bed at 6.

00:47:50.000 Sometimes I stay up till 8 a.m.

00:47:51.000 Okay, so you stayed up to 8 a.m. and you're impressed with your new glasses that allow you to sleep.

00:47:56.000 This is what I deal with on a daily basis, guys.

00:47:58.000 Apparently, the University of Toronto said that it's conclusive.

00:48:04.000 That these help you...

00:48:06.000 Your body, when it has too much blue light, it doesn't release the melatonin.

00:48:11.000 So, you know, this blocks the ball.

00:48:14.000 Were you wearing those when you stayed up until eight in the morning?

00:48:17.000 I just got these last night.

00:48:19.000 Okay.

00:48:19.000 So this was the game I was playing.

00:48:21.000 It's very fun.

00:48:22.000 It's creative.

00:48:22.000 Does it take it for children?

00:48:23.000 It's not.

00:48:24.000 Like, I mean, 13-year-olds.

00:48:25.000 There's like 12-year-olds.

00:48:26.000 There's grotesque things going on and little puzzles.

00:48:29.000 The puzzles are tough.

00:48:31.000 This is not for...

00:48:32.000 Well, I could imagine being retarded.

00:48:34.000 They're very hard.

00:48:35.000 I wouldn't know.

00:48:37.000 So this is what you stayed up all night.

00:48:39.000 And you got dumped for playing this video game till basically 4 p.m.

00:48:43.000 There was no dumping.

00:48:44.000 In fact, I brought up the breaking up part first, and she kind of agreed.

00:48:49.000 It's just, you know, preemptive strike.

00:48:52.000 There's things, you know, that we don't see eye to eye on.

00:48:56.000 I'm not done speaking myself.

00:48:58.000 But she also doesn't have a platform to talk, so it's probably not fair that I even go into it.

00:49:02.000 But it's basically that.

00:49:04.000 That's fair.

00:49:05.000 So, ladies, Detective Shitty is single.

00:49:09.000 Do you like visiting the fag zone, which looks like an episode of Hoarders?

00:49:12.000 And you want to hang out with a guy who sleeps all day and plays video games all night?

00:49:16.000 That's not true.

00:49:16.000 I just know nothing and doesn't believe in dinosaurs.

00:49:19.000 I don't know if I believe in dinosaurs.

00:49:21.000 You're a man.

00:49:22.000 He's available and ready to rock.

00:49:23.000 So please don't.

00:49:24.000 Look him up.

00:49:25.000 Don't look him up.

00:49:25.000 DM him on Twitter.

00:49:26.000 Send nude.

00:49:27.000 Do not.

00:49:28.000 And he is available.

00:49:30.000 Not interested.

00:49:31.000 My experience of knowing him for many years is it will not last.

00:49:36.000 That's good.

00:49:36.000 That's a fling.

00:49:38.000 I wouldn't be looking for Mr. Wright here with Mr. Ross.

00:49:41.000 Besides this.

00:49:43.000 So Dennis Prager was talking at the Young Republicans.

00:49:46.000 It was all Zoom.

00:49:49.000 This is on the weekend?

00:49:51.000 Yeah.

00:49:52.000 Or Friday.

00:49:52.000 It might have been Friday.

00:49:54.000 And so people are bombing like Antifa or whatever people that hate Prager.

00:49:59.000 We're bombing the screen share.

00:50:01.000 So at any point, I don't know how they haven't figured this out.

00:50:03.000 At any point, people can just show their screen as like Dennis Prager, like cock and ball torture.

00:50:09.000 And it's just like him and it's like Dennis Prager, as if that was a quote, which is kind of funny.

00:50:14.000 But if you're Dennis Prager and you're doing something even remotely live or that involves contributors, you absolutely have to have some sort of screening process or it's going to get destroyed.

00:50:23.000 Yeah, I don't know how that was being done.

00:50:25.000 And they kicked one of them out, then another one did it.

00:50:28.000 And this was one of the biggest ones.

00:50:30.000 There was like 90 people there.

00:50:31.000 There was one of the biggest because there was Columbia University, NYU, and usually.

00:50:36.000 So you got on.

00:50:36.000 What did you say?

00:50:38.000 Well, so the curator, the host of the thing picked her.

00:50:45.000 And she was like, oh, I didn't have a question.

00:50:48.000 And I was like, oh, but we're big fans and blah, blah.

00:50:51.000 And then he was like, where are you guys from?

00:50:53.000 I want to do a better impression of that.

00:50:56.000 But I'm working on it.

00:50:58.000 And so I told him where I was from and stuff like that.

00:51:00.000 And he asked another question and stuff like that.

00:51:04.000 And so, you know, just had a brief thing.

00:51:06.000 And that was like the last question there.

00:51:08.000 But she was all embarrassed, you know, because she didn't have a question.

00:51:12.000 That's the worst story that has ever been told on this show.

00:51:15.000 Apparently, I thought it was pretty cool.

00:51:18.000 What did you say?

00:51:18.000 You don't even remember it.

00:51:19.000 So we were also waiting for.

00:51:23.000 I just said, you know, it's a big fan.

00:51:25.000 I wasn't always a Republican.

00:51:26.000 She's like, did you guys, how did you guys become Republican?

00:51:29.000 I was like, she was raised conservative.

00:51:31.000 And I kind of found that.

00:51:32.000 First I voted for Obama and then I started hearing, you know, Republicans say their side for the first time in history because all the TV channels, depending on, you know, unless you're watching Fox, it's all going to be liberal.

00:51:45.000 So I was like, default liberal until like two years ago, blah, blah.

00:51:48.000 And there was this other guy that looked like Jaden Smith that was really aggressive and insulting to him.

00:51:54.000 And he was like, I went, I'm go to NYU, which is a real university.

00:51:59.000 Oh, my God.

00:51:59.000 You mean Prager U isn't a real university?

00:52:02.000 That one's so retarded.

00:52:03.000 That's so embarrassing.

00:52:04.000 Like, that's a cringe insult.

00:52:06.000 It's like a Trump University.

00:52:09.000 Same with Bounce U. Yeah.

00:52:11.000 That's a 40-year-old woman's take.

00:52:13.000 it's not a real university.

00:52:16.000 So he bombed the thing and he was trying to be all shitty.

00:52:20.000 And he was like, you've said the N-word.

00:52:22.000 You said nigger.

00:52:23.000 So I want to tell you, you call me a nigger right now.

00:52:25.000 And he's like, I'm not going to do that.

00:52:27.000 And unfortunately, what I meant was that we can't say it to reference the word.

00:52:33.000 So we can't have a talk about the word.

00:52:36.000 So I like how that guy's argument is.

00:52:37.000 You're going around calling everyone nigger when they're not around.

00:52:40.000 And now that there's a black man in front of you, you're going to chicken out.

00:52:43.000 Right.

00:52:44.000 What kind of fucking redneck, and I don't want to disparage rednecks.

00:52:47.000 What kind of moron do you think you're talking to?

00:52:50.000 Yeah.

00:52:51.000 Like, you think, so in his world, Dennis goes, how did you know I said that?

00:52:57.000 I'm not going to say it.

00:52:59.000 I didn't know they really existed.

00:53:00.000 Oh, man.

00:53:02.000 Also in the chat, he was like, everybody who's spoken so far is white, and as the only black conservative, he's not conservative.

00:53:09.000 The only black conservative here, I think I should be able to ask.

00:53:11.000 And they fucking picked him because of that.

00:53:13.000 Yeah.

00:53:14.000 Fucking, these kids have no backbone.

00:53:16.000 Like, these Republican kids.

00:53:17.000 And they booted a kid for saying when they were talking about the insurrection, insurrection.

00:53:22.000 Somebody was like, you know, a very brave few people did that.

00:53:26.000 And it was a joke.

00:53:27.000 And they banned him from the chat.

00:53:28.000 Come on.

00:53:29.000 I don't think it's a joke.

00:53:30.000 A lot of people think the insurrection was brave.

00:53:32.000 Sure, sure.

00:53:33.000 Sure, sure.

00:53:34.000 Shit, sure.

00:53:37.000 God, we have a lot to get to.

00:53:38.000 How long have we been talking for?

00:53:40.000 About an hour.

00:53:43.000 All right, I'll just do it in chronological order.

00:53:46.000 Here's something I learned on Saturday night.

00:53:48.000 So I wanted to watch the fight.

00:53:50.000 I think it might be the best fight I've ever seen in my life.

00:53:54.000 Burchel versus Valdez.

00:53:56.000 I hadn't heard of either of those guys.

00:53:57.000 They're welterweights.

00:54:00.000 Fucking animals.

00:54:02.000 What are you doing, Ryan?

00:54:03.000 You're showing all your notes.

00:54:07.000 So on Friday night, no, Saturday night, I'm getting all these calls.

00:54:11.000 I have a little MAGA dad group out in the burbs.

00:54:13.000 It took me a while, but I have found the sane people.

00:54:16.000 And we talk and we hang and we suck each other off and we do special K and we finger goats.

00:54:24.000 That's what MAGA people do.

00:54:25.000 That's gross.

00:54:27.000 No, it's not.

00:54:28.000 The goats are dead.

00:54:29.000 Oh, okay.

00:54:31.000 So he's calling me, this one dude in the group is calling me, come out, man, come out.

00:54:37.000 And this is a lesson for you, especially if you're a funny person.

00:54:41.000 Okay, listen closely to me.

00:54:44.000 When someone insists that you come out, they are bored, they're with a dud, and they're looking for a court gesture to change the course of the night.

00:54:56.000 And here's how you know.

00:54:57.000 If you're doing something fun, you usually don't text other people and say, come along.

00:55:02.000 If you're the other person and you text a fun person who's having fun, then they'll go, oh yeah, man, shit, we're at the fucking pig's head tavern.

00:55:12.000 Come down here.

00:55:13.000 Joe's here, blah, blah, blah's here.

00:55:14.000 That's a winner.

00:55:15.000 Go get that.

00:55:16.000 You weren't invited to that because they were too busy having fun to go text anyone.

00:55:21.000 If they're having a shitty time, and by the way, this guy who did this to me, I like him.

00:55:24.000 It's not that he's not fun, but he was in a shitty situation with a broad and broads are boring.

00:55:29.000 If you're not fucking them, what are you doing here?

00:55:30.000 I don't know why he chose to hang out with a woman with no sexual inclination whatsoever.

00:55:36.000 What are you doing?

00:55:37.000 We're different.

00:55:38.000 We don't have to hang out with them anymore.

00:55:40.000 Let's go back to when we were 11 and we thought they had cooties.

00:55:44.000 I want to be a woman.

00:55:47.000 So I should have clued in that he kept insisting I come out.

00:55:52.000 That was clue one.

00:55:53.000 Clue two, he said, I said, I can't come out.

00:55:56.000 I'm watching a big fight tonight.

00:55:58.000 And he goes, oh, who's fighting?

00:56:01.000 That's clue two.

00:56:03.000 If they care about what you're doing.

00:56:05.000 If I was super busy having an amazing time, and I guess we were in the Bronx or something doing a pub call, and I realized we're near this guy who lives there, Jamie.

00:56:11.000 And I texted Jamie, and he's like, I can't come out.

00:56:13.000 I would just go, whatever, faggot.

00:56:15.000 Or I'd be like that country singer who said, pussy ass niggas.

00:56:19.000 Like I would, and then I would drop it.

00:56:21.000 I wouldn't go, what are you doing?

00:56:23.000 And then he said, I'm making lasagna.

00:56:25.000 What kind of lasagna?

00:56:27.000 Are you adding corn?

00:56:29.000 That's a bad move if you are.

00:56:32.000 So he asked me who's fighting.

00:56:33.000 I wanted details about the fight.

00:56:36.000 Three, he said, I'll pay for all your beers.

00:56:38.000 Uh-oh.

00:56:40.000 Beers, I drink bud.

00:56:41.000 It's four to seven dollars depending on the place.

00:56:44.000 So I can afford $21 in beer.

00:56:48.000 And then number four.

00:56:52.000 Wait, what was number four?

00:56:55.000 They insist you come.

00:56:56.000 They're interested in what you're doing.

00:56:57.000 And then they won't shut up about it.

00:56:59.000 I think I forgot number four, but they won't shut up about it.

00:57:02.000 So then I go there, stupidly enough, and the dynamic was so weird.

00:57:09.000 I was doing jokes.

00:57:11.000 She said she adopted a Chinese guy, and she wants to get him into boxing.

00:57:14.000 I said, oh, my gym doesn't accept Asians.

00:57:17.000 And she's like, what?

00:57:19.000 And then the other guy said, oh, he's just kidding.

00:57:21.000 How can you not get that in 2021, a gym will accept all races?

00:57:26.000 Clearly.

00:57:28.000 Yeah, that was supposed to be a joke.

00:57:29.000 So it was so bad.

00:57:30.000 I was writing on my arm.

00:57:32.000 Do you ever do this?

00:57:32.000 You write on your arm, this is boring?

00:57:35.000 No.

00:57:36.000 Yeah, I wrote it.

00:57:37.000 She's probably thinking I have a weird rash on my inner elbow because I wrote, this is boring on my jacket like 100 times.

00:57:44.000 And then I was writing it on my leg.

00:57:46.000 Wow.

00:57:46.000 A hundred times.

00:57:48.000 She didn't get any jokes.

00:57:51.000 So anyway, I scrambled back home in time for the pre-fights.

00:57:56.000 What do you call them?

00:57:58.000 Undercards?

00:57:59.000 The undercards for Burt Shelton Valdez.

00:58:02.000 Valdez is a fucking animal.

00:58:07.000 He is friends with an alligator.

00:58:09.000 Do you want to play 1-4?

00:58:12.000 I never heard of this guy before.

00:58:14.000 I'm not big on boxers, like knowing them all.

00:58:17.000 Money starts coming in, and I'm not a person who likes a lot of luxury, who likes fancy cars.

00:58:22.000 But what I do is a ranch lifestyle.

00:58:25.000 So I bought myself a ranch in Herbosillo.

00:58:28.000 So little by little, I started getting more of my animals, and the most famous animal that I have right now, which is my oldest one, is an alligator, an American alligator.

00:58:36.000 Which name is Steve.

00:58:38.000 His name is Steve.

00:58:40.000 When I was a kid, I was a big fan of Steve Irving.

00:58:42.000 Oh, hell yeah.

00:58:42.000 Crocodile Henry.

00:58:47.000 I've had him more than 10 years already.

00:58:50.000 So you get to know him.

00:58:52.000 You get to know when he's angry, when he's not, when he's comfortable.

00:58:55.000 A lot of people think I'm crazy, but I know when to grab him and when to swim with him.

00:59:03.000 He goes swimming with his pet alligator Steve.

00:59:06.000 This is when you know you're in trouble.

00:59:07.000 We don't talk about boxing.

00:59:09.000 We just enjoy ourselves with our boy.

00:59:10.000 By the way, I know I've said this before, but I was watching this match and they're both Mexican.

00:59:14.000 And they're all like, we're the warriors.

00:59:15.000 We're the Aztecs.

00:59:16.000 We are the people, you know, the apocalypto.

00:59:19.000 No, dude, you're white.

00:59:22.000 Sorry, you speak a European language.

00:59:24.000 You're Spanish.

00:59:25.000 Why are we the bad guys for killing the Indians and taking over?

00:59:28.000 You're the bad guys, too.

00:59:30.000 You're Spanish.

00:59:31.000 You're the conquistadors.

00:59:33.000 I know some of you are short and look like Aztecs, but at least half of you have to take some responsibility if we do.

00:59:40.000 Now, I'm saying no one should.

00:59:41.000 That's the way history works.

00:59:42.000 But this whole like, we took over the country.

00:59:44.000 No, no, sorry.

00:59:45.000 We took over the country.

00:59:46.000 We ruined it.

00:59:47.000 We stole it from the Lenape's.

00:59:48.000 We should change this diorama to recognize that.

00:59:52.000 So should Mexicans.

00:59:53.000 You speak Spanish, Spain-ish.

00:59:57.000 Recognize the library.

01:00:00.000 You are Spain-ish.

01:00:03.000 You are Hispanic.

01:00:05.000 Anyway, what a fucking fight.

01:00:08.000 I was alone.

01:00:09.000 I regret not having people over.

01:00:11.000 I was alone screaming at my TV.

01:00:15.000 Holy fuck.

01:00:16.000 So we won't show you the undercard, but it was awesome too.

01:00:18.000 But here's some highlights.

01:00:20.000 So Burchell was the one with the belt.

01:00:22.000 He lost like 16 pounds to do this fight.

01:00:24.000 Stop, stop, stop, stop, stop.

01:00:26.000 He lost 16 pounds to do this fight.

01:00:27.000 He put it on in one day.

01:00:29.000 I think he just ate a bunch of cakes.

01:00:31.000 Yeah, he put on 16 pounds in 24 hours.

01:00:33.000 What?

01:00:34.000 So his body's kind of rocked by that.

01:00:36.000 But Valdez is hungry.

01:00:38.000 He's new.

01:00:39.000 He wants a legacy.

01:00:40.000 He wants to be the guy people talk about.

01:00:42.000 He wants to be a Pacquiao.

01:00:44.000 So he came in like when I watched the first round, I went, calm down.

01:00:49.000 I'm alone.

01:00:50.000 Calm down, Valdez.

01:00:51.000 You're stressing me out.

01:00:53.000 But he kept going, kept going.

01:00:54.000 He has this crazy left hook.

01:00:56.000 And Burchel doesn't have any defense.

01:00:59.000 He's known as a guy who not only gets hit a lot, but he gets hit with fucking slam dunks.

01:01:03.000 So you better knock him out early, Burchel, which he does.

01:01:06.000 But Valdez kept getting with this left hook.

01:01:08.000 And then he started doing the Elvis thing.

01:01:10.000 His legs were shaking.

01:01:12.000 Show his legs.

01:01:15.000 I thought it might be fake because he came back from this.

01:01:19.000 I can't see anything right now.

01:01:21.000 Wait, go back to the beginning then.

01:01:26.000 That's Alligator Man right there doing the left hook.

01:01:29.000 Look at his legs.

01:01:34.000 Hey, nothing but a hound dog.

01:01:38.000 Look at him.

01:01:39.000 And he's down.

01:01:40.000 Now, stop the fight right here.

01:01:44.000 I'm a homo when it comes to boxing, and I think all fights should be stopped with the first knockdown.

01:01:48.000 That's the final one, though.

01:01:50.000 Did you see that?

01:01:52.000 You got to see it.

01:01:53.000 I think they'll play it in slow motion.

01:01:55.000 Deks it, deeks it, whack.

01:01:59.000 Wow.

01:02:00.000 He used the second slip to give himself momentum.

01:02:05.000 Oh, there's he doing.

01:02:06.000 I'm going frame by frame.

01:02:09.000 Look at that.

01:02:09.000 It's just a bag of bones.

01:02:12.000 Here it comes.

01:02:13.000 See that?

01:02:14.000 And then wham!

01:02:15.000 That is straight in the fucking face.

01:02:18.000 He uses that to get momentum.

01:02:19.000 Bam.

01:02:21.000 That was like the 50th left hook, too.

01:02:25.000 Whamo.

01:02:26.000 Bye.

01:02:26.000 See you later.

01:02:27.000 And you know, we thought he was dead.

01:02:29.000 I was texting other guys at the gym.

01:02:32.000 We thought he was dead.

01:02:33.000 He was lying on his stomach, and he started doing like a weird seizure.

01:02:39.000 And they didn't show the replay for the longest time until he came up because they thought he was dead.

01:02:45.000 I noticed they don't show it here.

01:02:47.000 Dude, it was harsh.

01:02:48.000 So it would be snuffed that they're showing.

01:02:50.000 You're right.

01:02:50.000 Over and over.

01:02:51.000 No, no, we weren't cheering.

01:02:52.000 We weren't going, dude, you just got rocked, bitch.

01:02:55.000 Everyone was going...

01:02:57.000 I have a list of people who are down to me.

01:02:59.000 My idols down to me.

01:03:00.000 My box analysis is down to me.

01:03:02.000 They said, but our government's going to knock me out.

01:03:07.000 I got a message out there to tell everybody.

01:03:09.000 Don't let nobody tell you what you can.

01:03:11.000 You can't kill a boxing.

01:03:12.000 You can kill a man in a boxing ring and get away with it.

01:03:16.000 I want to see him lying there.

01:03:20.000 I know, it's hard to find.

01:03:23.000 I watched it with my own eyes.

01:03:25.000 He was having a seizure.

01:03:27.000 He's done.

01:03:28.000 I think he's done.

01:03:29.000 All right, let's, before we start the show, we've been chatting for an hour now.

01:03:34.000 I guess I got a lot of notes for tomorrow.

01:03:35.000 I want to talk about the book.

01:03:37.000 There he is.

01:03:41.000 Explosive!

01:03:43.000 Cap it fast!

01:03:44.000 Oh, wow.

01:03:44.000 Yes, he is.

01:03:45.000 Oh, no.

01:03:45.000 Is he bouncing because the other guy's running around?

01:03:47.000 No.

01:03:48.000 Okay.

01:03:49.000 This isn't WWE.

01:03:51.000 Explosive!

01:03:54.000 Cap it, folks!

01:03:59.000 That was human dynamite!

01:04:01.000 And then they put it, sat him up on a stool, and Valdez came over and was like, thank you so much, Yese.

01:04:06.000 And I bet you a million bucks that Burchel was just sort of going, who is this nice little Mexican man talking to me?

01:04:14.000 Hello.

01:04:15.000 What are you doing in my boxing ring house?

01:04:16.000 Don't you have any tacos?

01:04:18.000 Jushuga Biba.

01:04:20.000 Jushuga B-bag.

01:04:22.000 He should have got a bee bag and driven away from that fucking ring before the fight started.

01:04:26.000 Here's a fun book.

01:04:27.000 Sonny, 60 Years, Hells Angels.

01:04:31.000 Now, Sonny Barger didn't start the Hells Angels, but he was there 10 years in 1957, I think.

01:04:39.000 I think they started in 47.

01:04:40.000 Basically, the Hells Angels were guys who were in World War II, and they've been driving around North Africa on Harleys and shooting people and fucking prostitutes and having the most intense time imaginable.

01:04:52.000 And then they come back to golly land.

01:04:56.000 And they're like, one day I hope, with little rosy red cheeks, like fucking Pee Wee Herman characters.

01:05:02.000 One day I hope to kiss a lady on the lips.

01:05:04.000 Meanwhile, they saw a lady's lips get shot off as he was fucking her from behind.

01:05:09.000 So they were bored and they started the Hell's Angels, but they had the regiment of the military.

01:05:14.000 So they have captains and lieutenants.

01:05:16.000 And Sonny was there basically since day one.

01:05:18.000 Holy shit, is this a fun coffee table book?

01:05:21.000 So it's him.

01:05:22.000 A lot of pics.

01:05:23.000 Lots.

01:05:23.000 It's all pics.

01:05:24.000 But it's him explaining the sort of progression from the 40s, 50s, 60s all the way up to now.

01:05:30.000 Him going to jail, them fighting the feds on a RICO charge and winning.

01:05:38.000 Really sad page at the end where he talks about this funeral he went to, and it's the only one he choked up at.

01:05:44.000 And it was some kid who had been in one of his movies, and he was following the pack in a truck, and they got in a road rage thing.

01:05:52.000 And without anyone seeing what happened, the guy got out of the car and shot this poor kid in the head.

01:06:00.000 Yeah, he's done a lot of movies and books.

01:06:02.000 Barger has, but he learned not to call them the Hell's Angels because they get 50% of whatever you do if you make a movie or a book and it says Hell's Angels.

01:06:10.000 So he calls them the infidels and other stuff now.

01:06:12.000 Great fucking guy.

01:06:13.000 And what I found amazing about this book is very early on they established a basic rule.

01:06:18.000 There's tons of rules.

01:06:19.000 No heroin, no fucking your guy's girlfriend.

01:06:22.000 But here's the big one.

01:06:23.000 And this is why I think that they are linked to God.

01:06:26.000 Just like I say, capitalism is God.

01:06:29.000 America is closer to God.

01:06:30.000 The Hell's Angels are closer to God.

01:06:32.000 Because at the very beginning, they said, no lying to a brother.

01:06:37.000 Truth became the backbone of the club.

01:06:41.000 No lie at all.

01:06:42.000 I had spaghetti last night and we found out you didn't.

01:06:45.000 You're gone.

01:06:46.000 And you're looking at the pictures and you're like, you have never lied to you about anything.

01:06:54.000 And, you know, they say the truth shall set you free.

01:06:56.000 It's a biblical concept, truth and not lying.

01:07:00.000 And I can't help but think that's why the club lasted so long and is so powerful.

01:07:05.000 Because they followed that one biblical thing.

01:07:07.000 I'm sure they're all fucking atheists, but that doesn't mean that God doesn't have your back.

01:07:12.000 You son of a bitch.

01:07:14.000 Anyway, it's called, it's by Ralph Sonny Barger, Sonny, 60 Years, Hells Angels.

01:07:20.000 Great coffee table book.

01:07:21.000 I can't recommend it enough.

01:07:22.000 Were they the first motor club ever?

01:07:25.000 No.

01:07:26.000 Okay.

01:07:27.000 In fact, I think the Hells Angels was started by a guy who was pissed off and left his club called the Pissed Off Motherfuckers or something.

01:07:39.000 Hmm.

01:07:40.000 Wow.

01:07:41.000 I wonder what the first rival for Hells Angels were.

01:07:46.000 Do you know that?

01:07:46.000 I don't know.

01:07:47.000 Okay.

01:07:48.000 I don't know.

01:07:49.000 Interesting.

01:07:50.000 My son Johnny is named after Johnny from the Wild One, the Marlon Brando character.

01:07:55.000 What are you rebelling against?

01:07:56.000 What do you got?

01:07:59.000 All right, let's dive into the show with some racism.

01:08:07.000 Let's talk about racism.

01:08:12.000 That was racist, guys.

01:08:17.000 Lot of racial shit this weekend.

01:08:19.000 Lot of racial shit.

01:08:22.000 I can't.

01:08:24.000 I would normally jump to the mailbag, but I got to get this in, yo.

01:08:30.000 White people suck.

01:08:32.000 2-8.

01:08:35.000 I thought this was interesting, and it sort of relates to the museum.

01:08:39.000 So this incompetent boob, widna.kb, use your fucking name in your face, please.

01:08:47.000 Be brave.

01:08:48.000 Get in trouble.

01:08:49.000 British people will be like, you get the government you deserve.

01:08:52.000 And then he shows four pictures.

01:08:54.000 Click on the pictures.

01:08:58.000 So that picture appears to be Britain going in there, tormenting slaves, making them kiss their boots at gunpoint, I guess.

01:09:05.000 And these poor, beautiful Indians.

01:09:07.000 By the way, even if that narrative was true, okay, you lose.

01:09:12.000 We have better firepower.

01:09:14.000 That's what war is.

01:09:15.000 I mean, Indian tribes that had better bow and arrows and better systems for slinging arrows would beat the tribes that didn't have enough arrows.

01:09:24.000 That's history.

01:09:25.000 So this whole idea of like in that book, Jared, what's his name, Guns, Germs, and Steel, where we cheated because we had guns, there's no rules.

01:09:32.000 All's fair in love and war.

01:09:34.000 So if we had better firepower, we win the game.

01:09:38.000 It's not like everyone had access to guns, but we all agreed not to touch them and we touched them, Jared Diamond.

01:09:43.000 No.

01:09:44.000 We had access to guns because we created them.

01:09:47.000 The Chinese had firepower.

01:09:49.000 They spent it on fireworks.

01:09:50.000 What?

01:09:51.000 Turn your fireworks sideways and shoot it at someone.

01:09:54.000 Then you win the land.

01:09:56.000 Isn't that why the cult was such a game changer?

01:09:59.000 Because the Comanches were whooping their ass down there and they had to learn how to...

01:10:05.000 They couldn't shoot rifles on horseback.

01:10:07.000 I did not know that.

01:10:08.000 So they had to invent different guns and shit.

01:10:11.000 Oh, I see.

01:10:11.000 To spank them.

01:10:13.000 I would think a rifle would be better on horseback because you're like maybe this or this.

01:10:18.000 Was it still like the musket-loaded one, like where you have to load through the barrel and all that crap?

01:10:22.000 I don't know.

01:10:24.000 I mean, the Indian Wars went 400 years.

01:10:26.000 They went well into modern gun time.

01:10:29.000 They went into like an hour ago, if you'll check our History of America chart that we sell on the site.

01:10:34.000 So wait, go back to those pictures.

01:10:36.000 So one was black people kissing boots because that's cheating.

01:10:39.000 And then the next one is just black people would just carry us around.

01:10:44.000 Or she looks Asian.

01:10:45.000 They just carry us around.

01:10:46.000 We'd make them to her.

01:10:47.000 We'd shoot them.

01:10:48.000 Okay?

01:10:49.000 Strange view of the government.

01:10:51.000 And then we'd chop their heads off and shit if they didn't.

01:10:54.000 And we'd hang them from trees if they didn't go our way.

01:10:57.000 Okay.

01:10:58.000 And lastly, we'd just like chase Chinese people down the street and fucking stab them and chop their heads off.

01:11:04.000 So that's the narrative, right?

01:11:05.000 And then someone has access to Google image and traces the image and says, Photo One, go to the top, ship for brains.

01:11:12.000 Photo one is the conquest of Benin, an empire which grew rich through selling Africans to the new world.

01:11:20.000 Ah, I see.

01:11:21.000 So these were African slave traders.

01:11:23.000 We invaded their town and took it over.

01:11:27.000 So if you're mad at that scenario, maybe Get mad at the African slave traders who became rich imposing slavery on their own citizens?

01:11:36.000 Second photo is of a Frenchman who was trying to win a bet.

01:11:39.000 In other words, totally irrelevant, doesn't exist.

01:11:42.000 It's jackass, basically.

01:11:44.000 The third is of the 1817 candy revolt, which was crushed by the Anglo-Sri Lankan army.

01:11:52.000 Okay.

01:11:53.000 And the fourth one is the French in China.

01:11:56.000 Anyway, I started this whole racism thing because the narrative is that white people are evil and they ruin the world.

01:12:01.000 And it takes just a pube of research to notice that there's a little more nuance than that, Stuyvesant.

01:12:08.000 But Coca-Cola is unaware of this, so they're making their new thing hating white people.

01:12:15.000 Be less white.

01:12:17.000 So this is a reaction to that.

01:12:19.000 Turn it up.

01:12:27.000 Remember those days where girls were just magic?

01:12:42.000 So that's obviously a joke, but it's based on reality, and reality is 3-0, which is going big on the internet this weekend, where they were caught doing a training video telling their Coca-Cola was telling their employees to try to be less white.

01:12:56.000 And less white means be less oppressive, be less arrogant, be less certain.

01:13:03.000 What if you're right?

01:13:05.000 And isn't this normal Christian values?

01:13:08.000 Like, isn't arrogance a sin, the sin of pride?

01:13:11.000 Be less defensive.

01:13:14.000 Be less defensive.

01:13:15.000 Oh, so just take it on the chin.

01:13:16.000 Be less ignorant so white people are ignorant.

01:13:18.000 Be more humble.

01:13:19.000 Listen, believe, break with apathy.

01:13:21.000 Let's see what this guy has to say.

01:13:26.000 You were reading above was leaked by a Coca-Cola employee.

01:13:29.000 Coca-Cola is forcing all of their employees to take a class, how to be less white.

01:13:36.000 This is crazy.

01:13:37.000 Be less oppressive, white people.

01:13:39.000 Be less arrogant.

01:13:40.000 Be less certain.

01:13:41.000 Make sure you question yourself as basically what they're saying if you're white.

01:13:44.000 Be less defensive and ignorant and be humble.

01:13:47.000 Because white people, your pale white skin makes you prideful.

01:13:51.000 Listen, believe, break with white solidarity.

01:13:54.000 Listen, anyone that teaches that another race is inferior to another, this is the textbook definition of racism.

01:14:03.000 Anyways, Coke sucks.

01:14:05.000 It's cancer.

01:14:06.000 Drink water.

01:14:08.000 Okay.

01:14:09.000 Hell yeah.

01:14:11.000 So anytime there's something wrong, it's white people's fault.

01:14:14.000 And even in the case of Coca-Cola, nothing was wrong, but they just made it white people's fault.

01:14:19.000 So we've been talking a lot last week about this race war going on in California, especially near in and around Oakland, which is blacks versus Asians.

01:14:27.000 It's predominant in every major city across the country, but it's particularly bad in Oakland.

01:14:33.000 Word got out that Asians don't call the cops and they carry cash around.

01:14:37.000 Or sometimes in a shitty neighborhood, they're the only ones working.

01:14:40.000 They have a bodega or a deli, and so they're the only ones to rob.

01:14:44.000 So let's rob them.

01:14:45.000 They tend not to shoot back.

01:14:47.000 I think it's time to shoot back, by the way, like you did in the LA riots there, Koreans.

01:14:54.000 But there was an Asian dude killed who's got a funny name.

01:14:58.000 I'm not sure where he was killed, but in New York on the weekend, they had a demo against white supremacy.

01:15:05.000 Now, this is common in New York.

01:15:08.000 Several hundred people from the Washington Square Park unite against white nationalism rally are now marching through Chelsea.

01:15:14.000 The protest is in response to an anti-Asian AAP violence happening in New York and across the country.

01:15:19.000 Oh, so I think the guy was killed in New York.

01:15:23.000 The perp's black.

01:15:24.000 Show this thread.

01:15:29.000 It's a black guy that killed him.

01:15:31.000 So a black guy kills an old Asian man in New York, and they have a protest against white nationalism.

01:15:37.000 This goes back to those Indians who were pissing on the blacks, and they said they were enabling whiteness.

01:15:44.000 What the fuck is going on?

01:15:45.000 So that thread's going to be garbage because it's responding to a lefty.

01:15:50.000 But Ryan, stop showing that.

01:15:52.000 It's not relevant.

01:15:54.000 Yeah, and it reminds me of the rally they had at the Brooklyn Museum where it was for trans lives.

01:16:00.000 This is at the peak of COVID, and there was maybe 100,000 people in Brooklyn protesting trans lives.

01:16:08.000 And as we saw on Milo's show when he had that tranny guest on, the vast majority, like to the tune of 80, 90%, of the people murdering these trans people are black.

01:16:19.000 Why is this?

01:16:21.000 Number of reasons.

01:16:22.000 One, you'll have a tranny take a black guy home and not tell him she's a tranny.

01:16:28.000 White people, other cultures, Japanese people, Lebanese people, they go, oh, dude, that's gross.

01:16:35.000 But there's homophobic cultures such as Arabs, Hispanics, especially Mexicans and blacks.

01:16:42.000 And they see being a fag as the worst thing imaginable, even though you can do it on the DL.

01:16:46.000 So when your girlfriend pulls out her dick at home, they might get killed.

01:16:50.000 Secondly, trainees are attracted to thug life.

01:16:53.000 They like the bad boys.

01:16:55.000 They like the Coke.

01:16:56.000 They like the drugs.

01:16:57.000 So those people in general tend to get killed.

01:16:59.000 If you hang around gangbangers, the odds are you're going to get killed.

01:17:02.000 Thirdly, they're drug addicts.

01:17:04.000 They're doing deals.

01:17:04.000 They're buying meth.

01:17:05.000 When you're in that world, you tend to get killed.

01:17:09.000 And in America, people involved in gangbanging and drugs tend to be African-American, especially in New York.

01:17:14.000 We don't have a lot of MS-13 up here.

01:17:16.000 El Chapo is not stationed in New York City.

01:17:19.000 So if you had gone to that rally with like a sign that showed all the people who had killed trans, and Milo's guest showed a video montage of it, and it was like 100 black dudes who had killed trans people, and she was trans.

01:17:32.000 So she wanted the truth out.

01:17:35.000 But just like this, they go, no, forget who's doing it.

01:17:39.000 It's Nazi skinheads from the 80s.

01:17:44.000 The other thing amazing about it, too, is it reminded me of that rally.

01:17:51.000 Remember at the Pulse shooting when Milo and I went there and kissed each other's hot lips in front of the Pulse nightclub and said, fuck Islam, to piss Off the homophobes in Muslim culture, which, by the way, the left stole from us and started doing in the safety of their own homes with each other's boyfriends.

01:18:08.000 That's not dangerous, and gay on gay is not interesting.

01:18:12.000 You're not going out on a limb there to kiss your boyfriend.

01:18:15.000 I went on a limb because I was at Pulse.

01:18:17.000 We had a bodyguard looking for snipers, and I kissed a homosexual, which is gross.

01:18:23.000 But the next week, a silly Jewish man dressed like Mork from Fag named Work for Peace.

01:18:33.000 Nanu, Nanu.

01:18:37.000 W-E-R-K, Work for Peace, he said, well, a Muslim and Islam sees gays not as second-class citizens like they do with women.

01:18:47.000 They see gays as worthy of the death penalty.

01:18:50.000 It's a capital offense, just like it is in the Caribbean.

01:18:52.000 It's a capital offense in most Muslim countries, most Arab countries, to kill gays.

01:18:56.000 You cannot be gay.

01:18:59.000 So he takes that and he goes, hmm, they showed up the Pulse Nightclub, right?

01:19:03.000 Must have been Mike Pence.

01:19:06.000 Huh?

01:19:07.000 Mike Pence.

01:19:08.000 So then he goes dancing, twerking in front of Mike Pence's house to show the world, the Muslim world, that they can't kill us and we're going to keep partying and dancing.

01:19:18.000 Do it in front of a mosque, you fucking loser.

01:19:22.000 And this is what pisses me off about these people.

01:19:24.000 They don't, there he is.

01:19:25.000 They don't really care.

01:19:30.000 Here's the star.

01:19:31.000 There he is.

01:19:34.000 Muslims shot 82 of you, you fucking losers.

01:19:41.000 The irony is they're just racist and they hate white people.

01:19:43.000 So when blacks kill Asians or when Muslims kill gays, they go, let's blame white males.

01:19:50.000 Everything's their fault.

01:19:51.000 Let me just show you what it really looks like, what white supremacy really looks like.

01:19:54.000 This is Vallejo, which is about 30 minutes north of Oakland.

01:19:58.000 Here is white supremacists hurting Asians just because they're Asian.

01:20:04.000 And by the way, for the record, I don't think these blacks are attacking Asians because they're Asian.

01:20:08.000 They don't give a shit about the fucking Ming dynasty.

01:20:11.000 They don't have any background behind it.

01:20:13.000 It's just they're weak and they have money.

01:20:15.000 That's it.

01:20:20.000 Go full screen.

01:20:34.000 She just starts shooting at the owner.

01:20:52.000 Yes, he's got to stop because, you know, we're working hard to support our family.

01:20:57.000 So why don't they go find a job to support their own family instead of go and kill people and damage family to get the money?

01:21:05.000 You know, that's wrong.

01:21:06.000 I've been married to him for 17 years and he's such a nice guy.

01:21:10.000 I don't know why they do that to him.

01:21:12.000 He's got to work on his smile.

01:21:21.000 He knows something's up right when they walk in.

01:21:24.000 You don't walk in and start going through your bag.

01:21:29.000 So yeah, the truth is right now in America, we have a problem with black crime.

01:21:34.000 It seems to be disproportionately directed to Asians as of late.

01:21:38.000 And the narrative solution, the left solution is to blame white supremacy.

01:21:44.000 I saw on the weekend Joe Biden called, said white supremacy is our biggest problem.

01:21:48.000 And what did he say?

01:21:51.000 The Proud Boys are demented.

01:21:54.000 What?

01:21:55.000 Yeah, check this out.

01:21:56.000 Where did I put it here?

01:21:59.000 Yeah, 2-2.

01:22:00.000 It's in a 2-2.

01:22:02.000 He goes, the Proud Boys and women.

01:22:04.000 What?

01:22:05.000 Are demented.

01:22:06.000 He's never even heard of the club.

01:22:10.000 You're talking about the poor boys?

01:22:12.000 The poor boys are Nazi skinheads, so it's just a general term now to him.

01:22:15.000 Him and his fucking origami pocket square.

01:22:19.000 What's the matter?

01:22:20.000 It won't play?

01:22:21.000 It's not going to play.

01:22:22.000 Play it.

01:22:23.000 Okay, let me try something crazy.

01:22:27.000 I like origami.

01:22:30.000 And my question is, how many Americans are going, yeah, this is bullshit?

01:22:34.000 Like, out of that march, out of, say, 100 people have heard of that march in New York against white supremacy, please tell me, out of the 100, how many know that the perp who killed the Asian guy is black?

01:22:49.000 I'd pay 100 bucks to know that.

01:22:52.000 I really want to know.

01:22:54.000 Because surely, obviously I'm in the eye of the storm, so I've been calling bullshit on this for a long time.

01:22:59.000 But surely normal, incurious, average New Yorkers and Americans in general, people in general, are going, something tells me it wasn't a Nazi skinhead who beat up the Chinese man because he didn't like his squinty eyes and he wanted America to be all white and he wanted the Asians out of America,

01:23:18.000 which is like, who's run into a guy like that?

01:23:21.000 There's probably seven of them in the entire fucking country.

01:23:25.000 What is going on over there?

01:23:27.000 Mr. President, UW-Milwaukee professor Joel Berkowitz asked President Joe Biden about white supremacists and other hate groups during Tuesday night's town hall in Milwaukee.

01:23:36.000 While I appreciate efforts being made to bring them to justice, I worry about ongoing threats to our country from Americans who embrace white supremacists.

01:23:44.000 I would just like you to know, Joel Berkowitz, that you're white.

01:23:48.000 And say hypothetically there was a race war.

01:23:51.000 The blacks would not take you in and say, welcome aboard, fellow minority.

01:23:56.000 Generally, uneducated black violent criminals see you as white, but super white.

01:24:03.000 So in fact, you'd be at the front of the line.

01:24:05.000 They would probably like rednecks more than they would like you.

01:24:09.000 So I don't know why you get to pretend that you're some sort of oppressed minority.

01:24:14.000 It's cringe.

01:24:18.000 Supremacy and conspiracies that align with it.

01:24:21.000 What can your administration do to address this?

01:24:24.000 Why does doubting the election align with white supremacy?

01:24:28.000 I don't understand that.

01:24:29.000 What is white supremacist about QAnon?

01:24:32.000 I don't get that at all.

01:24:34.000 I get how you could say being anti-immigration aligns with white supremacy because both middle-class Mexican citizens, I'm saying both, but there's going to be a lot here.

01:24:46.000 Conservatives, paleoconservatives, a lot of young entrepreneurs, a lot of different people.

01:24:54.000 But yes, also Nazi skinheads are against open borders.

01:24:59.000 So there's an argument there.

01:25:01.000 But like random conspiracy theories relate to white supremacy?

01:25:07.000 Alex Jones thinks that these vaccines that they're pushing in Africa are to quell the African population.

01:25:14.000 And he says they're murdering African babies.

01:25:17.000 That's a conspiracy theory.

01:25:19.000 I don't see how it aligns with white supremacy to want to save African babies.

01:25:26.000 Help me out here.

01:25:28.000 What can your administration do to address this complex and wide-ranging problem?

01:25:32.000 I got involved in politics to begin with because of civil rights and opposition to white supremacists, the Ku Klux Klan, and the most dangerous people in America continue to exist.

01:25:44.000 That is the greatest threat to terror in America, domestic terror.

01:25:49.000 That's good.

01:25:51.000 We're the greatest threat to terror.

01:25:54.000 Okay.

01:25:55.000 Thanks, Joe.

01:25:56.000 Not we.

01:25:57.000 I'm not a white supremacist.

01:25:57.000 I'm not white either.

01:25:58.000 You know what I mean?

01:25:58.000 I'm not even close to white.

01:25:59.000 Greatest threat to terror in America, domestic terror.

01:26:03.000 Are you concerned about white supremacists in Wisconsin?

01:26:07.000 Sure.

01:26:08.000 I mean, we've seen them kill people, right?

01:26:12.000 We've had things happen in our own backyard.

01:26:15.000 We've had threats against the JCC in Milwaukee.

01:26:19.000 Most recently, Kyle tries to...

01:26:22.000 Wait a minute.

01:26:22.000 Did they cut out the Joe Biden thing?

01:26:26.000 Maybe they go back to him.

01:26:28.000 Oh, here we go.

01:26:28.000 Yeah, go back.

01:26:29.000 For photos and serenaded with the Proud Boys anthem.

01:26:32.000 The same group the president brought up at the town hall.

01:26:35.000 You may remember in one of my debates with the former president, I asked him to condemn the Proud Boys.

01:26:41.000 He wouldn't do it.

01:26:42.000 Berkowitz says he wished the president, while he was here at the PAPST, had talked more about the underlying causes of hate groups.

01:26:49.000 Buddy's glad Biden has changed the tone of the conversation from the White House.

01:26:53.000 They are dangerous people in Milwaukee.

01:26:56.000 Terry Sitter, WISN.

01:26:58.000 Holy shit, you know what we just saw right there?

01:27:01.000 Editing.

01:27:02.000 Editing.

01:27:04.000 The press is working with him and cutting out all the dumb shit he says.

01:27:10.000 And they're doing little sound bites to make him sound not retarded.

01:27:14.000 Actually, that's insulting to people who are retarded.

01:27:17.000 Not brain-dead.

01:27:20.000 They're trying to pretend he doesn't have dementia.

01:27:21.000 I just emailed you the actual one where he says Proud Boys are demented.

01:27:27.000 Check your email.

01:27:29.000 Oh, you got it?

01:27:30.000 Come on, Motherfolk.

01:27:32.000 On the growth of white supremacy in some of these groups.

01:27:35.000 You may remember in one of my debates with the former president, I asked him to condemn the Proud Boys.

01:27:41.000 He wouldn't do it.

01:27:42.000 He said, stand by, stand ready, or whatever the phrase exactly was.

01:27:47.000 It is a bane on our existence.

01:27:51.000 It has always been.

01:27:52.000 As Lincoln said, we have to appeal to our better angels.

01:27:55.000 And these guys are not, and women are, in fact, demented.

01:28:00.000 They are dangerous people.

01:28:01.000 That's a clip.

01:28:02.000 That's a clip.

01:28:04.000 These men and women, women of the Proud Boys.

01:28:08.000 Yeah, the female Hell's Angels are demented too.

01:28:12.000 All right, just to finish up on racism.

01:28:14.000 So this thing is you have to mention race when it fits the narrative.

01:28:18.000 So up near the Bronx here, there was a cop.

01:28:22.000 I have the inside scooped.

01:28:23.000 Let me tell you the real story here.

01:28:24.000 This is 3-3.

01:28:26.000 So this cop is off-duty.

01:28:29.000 He's an off-duty buddy.

01:28:30.000 He's always plain clothes, though.

01:28:32.000 And he's at a gas station getting gas.

01:28:35.000 This car pulls in, hysterical black woman is in it.

01:28:38.000 Stops.

01:28:39.000 Another car pulls in behind her, hits the back, runs out, starts kicking the door.

01:28:45.000 He sees a black man that was in the second car, attacking this old black woman.

01:28:49.000 What the hell's going on?

01:28:51.000 And he realizes it's a son, a grown man's son, like a six foot four, 30-year-old son, attacking his, she's black, let's say, 50-year-old, 46-year-old mother, terrorizing her.

01:29:05.000 So he takes out his phone to record it.

01:29:08.000 Not sure why you do that.

01:29:09.000 I guess he figured he wasn't strong enough to take the guy down.

01:29:12.000 So the guy goes, why the fuck you filming me, motherfucker?

01:29:15.000 So he runs at the guy.

01:29:17.000 The guy goes, uh-oh, I'm not losing my career over this.

01:29:19.000 So he jumps in his car and drives off.

01:29:22.000 The guy then gives up on his mom, terrorizing his mom, and he goes to chase the cop, the plainclothes cop, who's not on duty.

01:29:29.000 The cop, meanwhile, is calling in backup.

01:29:31.000 Backup shows up, pulls over the car, pulls over both of them.

01:29:35.000 He's like, that's the guy.

01:29:36.000 The cops grab him.

01:29:37.000 They recognize the plainclothes cop.

01:29:40.000 The cops grab the black guy, and he's wrestling them, punching them, fighting them.

01:29:43.000 And then the first guy I told you about, he snaps and he tees off on him a little bit.

01:29:49.000 Bonk, bonk.

01:29:51.000 10 years ago, never would have been mentioned.

01:29:52.000 There's witnesses and cameras everywhere.

01:29:54.000 And so the story becomes cops, white cops, grab innocent black men and just start fucking tuning him up for no reason.

01:30:03.000 So this guy's facing 30 years no pay, which is the worst thing you can do to a cop as far as outside of firing him these days.

01:30:10.000 But look at that.

01:30:11.000 30 years no pay?

01:30:11.000 30 days.

01:30:12.000 30 days.

01:30:13.000 No pay.

01:30:13.000 Suspended with no pay for 30 days, which is like, as far as I know, is basically the worst they do outside of jail and firing you.

01:30:20.000 White new Rochelle police officer suspended after punching black man in face.

01:30:26.000 And to that, I say, okay, okay.

01:30:28.000 Let's include that for every single crime.

01:30:31.000 Like that woman who killed her son, her adopted daughter, sorry.

01:30:35.000 Black woman adopts white child and beats it to death.

01:30:40.000 Can you imagine if the races were reversed?

01:30:44.000 Can you imagine?

01:30:46.000 Like we just showed you in the bodega, two black men shoot Asian storms.

01:30:55.000 The fear is you'd start noticing a pattern and you'd see black, Asian, black, Asian, black, Asian, and you go, ah, that's bad.

01:31:02.000 It's going to cause social unrest.

01:31:04.000 In fact, they blame Trump for that.

01:31:06.000 They go, Trump said the disease is from China.

01:31:10.000 So that's why Asians are getting attacked.

01:31:12.000 Yeah, black people are really big on following Trump's dictums.

01:31:17.000 China is asshole.

01:31:21.000 So, yeah, I just thought it was incredible that they decided they want to mention race whenever whites behave badly.

01:31:29.000 And this, by the way, was not an innocent black man walking down the street going to buy some Arizona iced tea.

01:31:36.000 This was a bad man.

01:31:37.000 Anyway, we're out of time here.

01:31:39.000 I have a lot to talk about.

01:31:40.000 I guess we'll squeeze it in tomorrow.

01:31:41.000 But those are the ones I had to get off my chest before we...

01:31:46.000 Actually, I'll do one more story.

01:31:47.000 These teachers, 3-9.

01:31:51.000 This goes under free speech.

01:31:52.000 This is sort of going to be an unpopular take for our viewers.

01:31:56.000 But the story I heard was teachers disparage parents, laugh at them as how stupid and petty they are, and then they all had to quit the next day.

01:32:05.000 And I just thought, good.

01:32:07.000 I fucking hate teachers.

01:32:08.000 They're brainwashing our kids.

01:32:10.000 I can't wait to see them laughing.

01:32:12.000 Remember when Don Lamond and the other guy, the Never Trumper, and that Indian guy were all laughing at how stupid we are and how Rednecks couldn't find Ukraine on a map if it had the letter U and the picture of a crane next to it?

01:32:27.000 And then Don Lamon couldn't stop laughing.

01:32:29.000 And then they're all doing southern accents going, ha, I'm a fucking American.

01:32:33.000 I don't know what a Ukraine is.

01:32:36.000 I'm fucking dumb, boy.

01:32:37.000 Is that the University of Crane?

01:32:39.000 Yeah, what's going on?

01:32:41.000 University.

01:32:43.000 Also, he doesn't really say that she couldn't identify Ukraine.

01:32:46.000 This guy got zero pussy in high school.

01:32:48.000 So did this guy, but it's because he's gay.

01:32:50.000 Any attempt to put her down, right?

01:32:52.000 Is that what this is?

01:32:53.000 Of course.

01:32:55.000 Of course.

01:32:56.000 He's just trying to demean her, and obviously it's false.

01:33:00.000 And look, he also knows deep in his heart that Donald Trump couldn't find Ukraine on a map if you had the letter U and a picture of an actual physical crane next to it.

01:33:08.000 He knows that this is, you know.

01:33:10.000 By the way, none of those guys could find Ukraine on a map if it wasn't marked.

01:33:14.000 And so that's partly him playing.

01:33:17.000 9% of the population could.

01:33:19.000 The credulous boomer rube demo that backs Donald Trump that wants to think that Donald Trump's a smart one and they're all y'all elitist.

01:33:31.000 You elite us with your geography and your maps and your spelling, even though Mike Math and you're reading.

01:33:37.000 Yeah, you're reading.

01:33:38.000 Reading.

01:33:38.000 You know, your geography.

01:33:40.000 Southerners read a lot.

01:33:41.000 You know why?

01:33:42.000 Because they can't go outside for three months.

01:33:46.000 Southerners are some of the most well-read people I've ever met.

01:33:48.000 Same with ex-cons.

01:33:51.000 You talk to an ex-con about the founding fathers of George Washington.

01:33:54.000 They read like 40 books on it, especially the Civil War.

01:33:56.000 Maybe because that's the only thing that's in the prison library.

01:33:59.000 So anyway, I'm all ready to fry these motherfuckers.

01:34:02.000 And then I see it and I go, I hate to do this, but this is ridiculous.

01:34:10.000 They shouldn't have had to quit.

01:34:11.000 This is just normal parlance.

01:34:15.000 Leave the liberal teachers alone, I'm saying now.

01:34:18.000 And I'm spinning in my own grave.

01:34:22.000 Don't care about that part, but you know what?

01:34:25.000 Are we alone?

01:34:27.000 Yeah.

01:34:28.000 Bitch, if you're going to call me out, I'm going to fuck you up.

01:34:34.000 Sorry.

01:34:34.000 That's just me.

01:34:37.000 You know, they forget that there's real people on the other side of those letters that they're writing.

01:34:42.000 Yes.

01:34:42.000 We're real community members.

01:34:44.000 We have kids or have known kids that have gone to these schools having a vested interest in this process, and they don't know what we do behind the scenes.

01:34:55.000 This is all totally valid points.

01:34:58.000 Like I shit on teachers all the time, and a lot of the teachers I'm shitting on, their kids go to that same school.

01:35:03.000 That's valid.

01:35:04.000 Touche.

01:35:06.000 And then this whole like, you're going to step to me, I'm going to fuck you up.

01:35:09.000 What she means is people are saying threatening shit in these letters to the school.

01:35:14.000 And I'm a person.

01:35:15.000 You say you're going to fuck me up.

01:35:17.000 I'm going to fuck you up.

01:35:18.000 Fuck you.

01:35:19.000 That's fine.

01:35:22.000 And it's really unfortunate they want to pick on us because they want their babysitters back.

01:35:28.000 Stop.

01:35:28.000 Right.

01:35:30.000 See, that's a very interesting line.

01:35:33.000 They want to pick on us and get us to go back to school because they want their babysitters back.

01:35:38.000 That's true.

01:35:40.000 But you just admitted you're a babysitter.

01:35:43.000 That's what I've been screaming.

01:35:45.000 Most school is just a glorified daycare, especially with the younger years.

01:35:50.000 That's true.

01:35:52.000 So I don't know whose side that's on because I agree with her.

01:35:57.000 A lot of parents are pissed off they don't have their babysitters back, but that's what you are.

01:36:04.000 Right.

01:36:09.000 I agree.

01:36:10.000 And it's funny.

01:36:10.000 It's just, I just need to get people up.

01:36:14.000 I totally hear that because my brother had a delivery.

01:36:20.000 Yeah.

01:36:20.000 My brother had a delivery service for medical marijuana.

01:36:26.000 I had clientele were parents with their kids in school.

01:36:31.000 Of course.

01:36:33.000 That's okay.

01:36:34.000 You can laugh at that.

01:36:35.000 I'm sure it's true.

01:36:36.000 Now, you may want to mention the race of the parents that were sitting at home all day on marijuana, presumably on welfare.

01:36:44.000 I'd like to hear that, if I may.

01:36:46.000 You know, you said white cop shoots black man.

01:36:49.000 Can you tell me what race gets weed delivery all day?

01:36:52.000 Just tell me, were they watching Maury?

01:36:56.000 That's all they'll need.

01:36:57.000 Were they watching the Oval?

01:37:00.000 Had the first lady just blown her security guard, and was his wife demanding to see his boner at the time?

01:37:07.000 His boner.

01:37:08.000 Boner.

01:37:09.000 Boner.

01:37:10.000 That's so tasteless, too.

01:37:11.000 It's like there's nothing.

01:37:13.000 So you can laugh at that.

01:37:14.000 I mean, I hate to defend the arch enemies.

01:37:16.000 I hate to defend the left, but you're allowed to laugh at a fact that's totally pertinent to the conversation.

01:37:24.000 Yeah.

01:37:25.000 This is not the victims we're looking for.

01:37:27.000 I think if privacy is implied, It should be, you're breaking some kind of law by Sarah.

01:37:32.000 Oh, that's another thing.

01:37:33.000 Well, I think they accidentally were public.

01:37:36.000 They didn't know this.

01:37:37.000 But they didn't.

01:37:38.000 So it's one thing to go and laugh in a parent's face, which you should be allowed to do also, especially if you're ordering pot all day.

01:37:44.000 So this is ridiculous, but keep going.

01:37:51.000 That's awesome.

01:37:54.000 So when you got your kids at home, no more Fatty.

01:38:00.000 No more football.

01:38:01.000 Yes, Monk Dog.

01:38:10.000 All of his football features down.

01:38:15.000 Yeah, your quarterback might be traded and unhappy.

01:38:20.000 I heard.

01:38:20.000 Frankie's not happy.

01:38:26.000 You gotta watch them discover that they're live.

01:38:28.000 All three of our candidates are open and ready to go when we're ready to go.

01:38:34.000 Okay.

01:38:34.000 Uh-oh.

01:38:36.000 Laura Lanye, just FYI.

01:38:39.000 You guys have the meeting.

01:38:40.000 Oh, we have the meeting open to the public right now.

01:38:44.000 Uh-uh.

01:38:46.000 That's what Laurie just said.

01:38:48.000 I think that's when you double down.

01:38:50.000 Look, boom, boom, boom.

01:38:51.000 Everyone hangs over.

01:38:52.000 Isn't that when you double down?

01:38:53.000 You're like, that's okay.

01:38:54.000 I mean, we're allowed to say that.

01:38:55.000 I'm just saying facts.

01:38:56.000 Yeah, clear as fuck.

01:38:57.000 You might as well say it.

01:38:58.000 And, you know, Milo would say good.

01:39:00.000 He wants to dance on their graves, and I agree with that sentiment.

01:39:03.000 I understand it.

01:39:04.000 And it is funny to see the left be subject to their own rules of woke censorship, but it's just not in my nature.

01:39:11.000 Maybe it's as a Scottish person.

01:39:12.000 It's just not in my nature to go, ha ha ha, motherfuckers.

01:39:16.000 You got kicked out for saying a true fact about medical marijuana, laughing about it, and then saying, if someone steps me and gets violent, I'll fuck them up.

01:39:25.000 That's all fine.

01:39:27.000 So that's not a good example of revenge.

01:39:31.000 Anyway, let's check out my scrotum.

01:39:34.000 You.

01:39:36.000 Ryan, shut up, you don't have a dad.

01:39:41.000 Let's turn our eyes to Gavin's mailbag.

01:39:46.000 Let me touch it.

01:39:56.000 Do you think, Gavin, if there was a fund like for anybody...

01:40:02.000 What's your lighting, by the way, there, blackhead?

01:40:05.000 It's not.

01:40:06.000 It's not great.

01:40:07.000 Well, isn't that your job?

01:40:10.000 Well, I'd rather light the...

01:40:12.000 See the right side of your desk?

01:40:13.000 If I tilt that down to me, we get less light for there.

01:40:17.000 Try it.

01:40:18.000 Let me see.

01:40:18.000 Let's see one of your excuses come true.

01:40:21.000 So we're talking about the right side of my desk.

01:40:22.000 You mean here?

01:40:25.000 No, no, no.

01:40:26.000 The other side.

01:40:27.000 The other side?

01:40:28.000 See how it's dark now?

01:40:29.000 No?

01:40:30.000 It's definitely darker.

01:40:32.000 Go back.

01:40:32.000 I don't see a difference.

01:40:33.000 Let's watch.

01:40:33.000 Go back to where it was and then tilt it down.

01:40:36.000 Am I still lit?

01:40:37.000 This is better.

01:40:38.000 Better than before.

01:40:38.000 But go back to where it was and let's see how my pitch black desk.

01:40:43.000 So this is it dark.

01:40:45.000 This is it dark?

01:40:46.000 Okay.

01:40:47.000 See what we're doing?

01:40:48.000 Oh, I see, yep.

01:40:48.000 And now it balances out that.

01:40:51.000 Okay, that's valid.

01:40:53.000 I'm being very fair today.

01:40:54.000 So if there was a fund that almost like unemployment, that anybody who was fired for speech, no matter what it is, no matter what context, tweets, saying something rude, if they were fired for their First Amendment right, they get benefits,

01:41:12.000 unemployment, something like that.

01:41:13.000 Something pretty nice.

01:41:14.000 You have to prove it and all that stuff.

01:41:16.000 People would just start saying nigger at work.

01:41:17.000 Fagging.

01:41:18.000 Okay, not at work.

01:41:19.000 Anything at home.

01:41:21.000 Like away from where if you're being punished for your personal life speech or whatever.

01:41:26.000 Okay, like there's a fund that they'll pay you and stuff like that.

01:41:30.000 Wouldn't that discourage people from firing them?

01:41:32.000 Because you're like, no, you're just going to have it good.

01:41:34.000 You're just going to...

01:41:34.000 All I'm doing is the person having it good.

01:41:37.000 They don't want to get sued.

01:41:39.000 So they fire them as a preemptive strike.

01:41:42.000 There might be a small amount where they're like, good, you're fucking city.

01:41:45.000 I'm going to find you.

01:41:47.000 Please.

01:41:47.000 Well, Paul was fired.

01:41:49.000 Oh, okay.

01:41:50.000 Paul was fired because somebody wanted revenge because he was right-wing.

01:41:55.000 Literally because he was right-wing.

01:41:59.000 I don't like when the poop hits the face.

01:42:02.000 That's your favorite part, isn't it?

01:42:03.000 Yes, it is.

01:42:05.000 That's my feelings.

01:42:07.000 Yeah, and he said something at home?

01:42:10.000 I forgot when he had that job, too.

01:42:11.000 That was a couple years ago.

01:42:13.000 I don't even know if he said anything wrong.

01:42:14.000 He was just making people uncomfortable because he voted for Trump.

01:42:17.000 Something like that.

01:42:18.000 So literally nothing.

01:42:20.000 See, this is you.

01:42:21.000 You're all concept, but no practicality.

01:42:24.000 Like, how do we prove this?

01:42:25.000 How do we set it up?

01:42:26.000 You might be able to do a case-by-case basis, but setting up a massive fund for anyone who gets fired for political reasons is, I mean, that's why we have a legal system.

01:42:37.000 You try to sue, and it takes a whole courtroom.

01:42:41.000 This is from Nick.

01:42:42.000 Am I a Nazi?

01:42:43.000 Hey, Gavin and fucker from the fag zone.

01:42:44.000 Check out this picture and tell me if this means I'm a Nazi.

01:42:47.000 And then he's showing, I assume, himself pitching.

01:42:51.000 And the problem is your left arm looks nothing like a swastika.

01:42:55.000 It's only your right arm and your legs.

01:42:58.000 So, no, you're not a Nazi.

01:43:00.000 Thank you for your question.

01:43:01.000 You might be Egyptian.

01:43:02.000 That was worth a lot of time.

01:43:04.000 This is Brian Wakanda.

01:43:07.000 I'm going to guess this is about the woman who was fired for not doing a Wakanda salute.

01:43:11.000 What?

01:43:12.000 Yes.

01:43:14.000 And this would be for your fund, by the way.

01:43:18.000 Although she's suing for $150 million, this woman.

01:43:21.000 I think she's Jewish, yeah.

01:43:23.000 And they don't like her.

01:43:25.000 By the way, to go back to that thing I said earlier in the episode where I said, you'll be the first to go.

01:43:28.000 This is a black and Hispanic group bullying a Jewish woman.

01:43:32.000 They're not taking on her arm.

01:43:33.000 And my theory is she had spoken at work about her grandmother being in the Holocaust.

01:43:38.000 And I think that pissed them off.

01:43:40.000 That started the...

01:43:42.000 Because there's definitely anti-Semitism coming from the black and Hispanic world, especially in New York.

01:43:47.000 But they didn't show the picture.

01:43:48.000 She out-victimized her.

01:43:50.000 Yeah, find the picture.

01:43:52.000 I don't need the picture of fucking Chadwick Moore or whatever his name is.

01:43:55.000 No, Chadwick Moore is our guy.

01:43:59.000 Many weeks ago, You were pointing out that the French emphasize their words differently.

01:44:03.000 I use this as my notification sound.

01:44:05.000 Use it or discard it, but I still laugh almost every time I hear it.

01:44:08.000 Thank you for your service.

01:44:09.000 Troy.

01:44:10.000 What are you doing, you retard?

01:44:13.000 Ah, yes.

01:44:13.000 That is how that's me doing how Quebecois people always get the wrong syllable.

01:44:20.000 There she is.

01:44:20.000 Now, here's what's weird about this.

01:44:22.000 Click on that picture.

01:44:23.000 The one on the far right, who's right here, she's the one who's saying she was fired, I believe.

01:44:31.000 But then this one in the blue, she's not doing it.

01:44:35.000 Not even no.

01:44:37.000 And she didn't get fired, I guess, because she's black.

01:44:38.000 She's pure Rakanda.

01:44:39.000 That guy's not doing it either.

01:44:40.000 Yeah, Rafael Espinal.

01:44:42.000 So wait a minute.

01:44:44.000 I think, no, there's two stories going on here.

01:44:46.000 There's the Holocaust woman I told you about, and she thinks she was fired because she's white and she wasn't black enough.

01:44:53.000 This is the same school board, so I'm getting two stories confused.

01:44:57.000 I believe she was marked because she started talking about the Holocaust, and black people don't like that.

01:45:05.000 Secondly, separate story, this Hispanic woman didn't enthusiastically enough do Wakanda.

01:45:11.000 And if you look up at the top, she is doing it.

01:45:14.000 Just not enough.

01:45:15.000 Right.

01:45:16.000 See, she's sort of like, ah, fucking...

01:45:18.000 She's like, I want to show my tits a little.

01:45:19.000 Wakanda is embarrassing, guys.

01:45:21.000 It doesn't exist.

01:45:23.000 Sorry.

01:45:24.000 Whatever happened to the Acon making Wakanda?

01:45:26.000 Acona.

01:45:27.000 Wait, go back, go back.

01:45:30.000 Go down.

01:45:32.000 A little faster, please.

01:45:35.000 A little faster, please.

01:45:37.000 That, go up.

01:45:38.000 That's the woman I was just talking about.

01:45:39.000 Bronx Educator claims she was fired after sharing a Holocaust story, refusing Wakanda salute.

01:45:45.000 So that's two separate people fired for not going Wakanda.

01:45:50.000 Unbelievable.

01:45:51.000 Do you pound yourself first?

01:45:54.000 I don't know.

01:45:55.000 Let's see.

01:45:56.000 Good thing we don't have laths.

01:45:58.000 From now on, we will be doing Wakanda every episode.

01:46:02.000 Wakanda.

01:46:03.000 Okay, Ryan?

01:46:04.000 Are you sure?

01:46:05.000 I could Wakanda Salute.

01:46:06.000 Is that all Sam Hyde up there?

01:46:09.000 No, no, no, no, no, no.

01:46:11.000 Oh, no, no.

01:46:12.000 Is Harriet Duzman giving a Wakanda salute?

01:46:15.000 Let's do it.

01:46:17.000 It should be two taps.

01:46:18.000 Because this is a sort of weak.

01:46:21.000 Wakanda salute scene.

01:46:25.000 Wakanda forever.

01:46:28.000 Jazmick Boseman said he was sick of Wakanda Salute.

01:46:31.000 Well, he's so sick he died.

01:46:33.000 That's sick.

01:46:35.000 Yeah, I just saw the Wakanda name Ja.

01:46:42.000 Make it.

01:46:46.000 Are you kiwika?

01:46:47.000 Guess you just do a wonder.

01:46:50.000 How do you mean more chi?

01:46:51.000 Louder.

01:46:52.000 How do you mean more chi?

01:46:53.000 Kutata chutu.

01:46:55.000 Alright, so just puts a Wakanda on it, Helen.

01:46:56.000 Kutata kutu.

01:46:58.000 But you gotta try to coffee.

01:47:04.000 Isn't there anything that's actually in Africa that you could that's the sad part?

01:47:09.000 I mean, when the American History Museum, man, it's kind of racist.

01:47:16.000 The MoMA, too, when they show all the different cultures around the same time, you know, they were kind of behind.

01:47:21.000 The Chinese were doing pretty good.

01:47:23.000 They're doing pretty good.

01:47:24.000 Hi, Gavin.

01:47:24.000 Ryan, I'm a high school teacher.

01:47:25.000 Luckily, I teach PE and weightlifting class, so I can usually avoid a lot of political discussions in class.

01:47:29.000 I was checking my email today for the daily announcements.

01:47:32.000 And this Read Woke.

01:47:34.000 Wait, I thought we took back the word woke.

01:47:36.000 They're still using woke?

01:47:37.000 Didn't get it.

01:47:38.000 Challenge was attached for us to share with our students.

01:47:40.000 I thought it was a great example of how the woke agenda is promoted to kids in schools today.

01:47:45.000 They are all for diversity, but every book listed promotes the same leftist agenda.

01:47:49.000 I'd love to see books by Jesse Lee Peterson, Thomas Sowell, or Larry Elder on this list, but you know that wouldn't fly.

01:47:55.000 Thought y'all might like to make fun of this on the show.

01:47:57.000 I'm attached in the link below.

01:47:59.000 Please try and leave my school's name out of the show.

01:48:01.000 Did you already show the show?

01:48:02.000 The name?

01:48:04.000 No, I saw no names.

01:48:06.000 The name of the school.

01:48:08.000 Okay, yeah, I'll edit that up.

01:48:10.000 Where is it, though?

01:48:11.000 On the first slide, I believe.

01:48:13.000 Yeah, so let's edit that out.

01:48:16.000 Challenge a social norm.

01:48:17.000 Give voice to the voiceless.

01:48:20.000 You know who the voiceless is?

01:48:22.000 The white male right.

01:48:24.000 I have to build a pirate ship that is constantly being attacked, and you have to give your credit card to me in order to hear what I have to say.

01:48:33.000 That sounds pretty voiceless to me.

01:48:36.000 Asian American, differently abled, Native American.

01:48:41.000 All right, that looks fun.

01:48:45.000 I thought we owned woke.

01:48:47.000 They're still using woke, huh?

01:48:50.000 There's a civil war going on.

01:48:52.000 Biden dropping the N-bomb, 1530 is the timestamp.

01:48:55.000 I think this is, again, him just quoting someone else.

01:49:06.000 Europe and the United States must take on together is broad and complex.

01:49:12.000 I'm eager to hear, nigger to hear next, from my good friends and outstanding leaders.

01:49:19.000 Wait, what?

01:49:20.000 Nigger to hear.

01:49:23.000 Man, go back.

01:49:25.000 I hadn't heard that before.

01:49:29.000 I'm eager to hear.

01:49:31.000 Nigger to hear next.

01:49:33.000 Nigger here next.

01:49:36.000 Imagine Barack Obama was next.

01:49:39.000 Here.

01:49:41.000 Niggered here next from my good friends.

01:49:44.000 And that follows saying the same thing through together.

01:49:47.000 That's bad.

01:49:47.000 It's broad and complex.

01:49:50.000 I'm eager to hear.

01:49:53.000 Niggered hear next from my good friends.

01:49:55.000 Oh, he's saying, and you're going to hear next.

01:49:57.000 And you're going to hear next.

01:49:58.000 And you're going to hear.

01:50:00.000 My good friends.

01:50:01.000 I'm eager to hear.

01:50:03.000 Niggered hear next from my good friends.

01:50:07.000 That's close.

01:50:09.000 But no cigar.

01:50:14.000 Austin app and earbuds.

01:50:15.000 No nigar.

01:50:18.000 Close, but no nigar.

01:50:20.000 We've said the N-word a lot on this episode.

01:50:22.000 I think so, yeah.

01:50:23.000 It's a bad word.

01:50:24.000 Let's Wakanda salute to forgive it.

01:50:27.000 Ichi Koco.

01:50:29.000 Gavin.

01:50:30.000 Oh, shit.

01:50:30.000 You're just Gavin?

01:50:31.000 Hey Gavin, on most streaming apps, you can pause what you're listening to without unlocking your phone and or using your earbuds.

01:50:36.000 For some reason on your app, I'm unable to do so.

01:50:39.000 I have to take my phone out of my pocket and unlock it to pause your show.

01:50:43.000 Anytime I'm at work and someone's trying to talk to me, it's hard to do that.

01:50:45.000 Thanks for everything you do.

01:50:46.000 Okay, that doesn't sound like a high priority.

01:50:49.000 I wonder if that's Apple or Droid.

01:50:51.000 Ancient Chinese Secret.

01:50:53.000 This is from Michelle, and she has something for us.

01:50:58.000 Get off my lawn.

01:50:59.000 Get off my lawn.

01:51:02.000 Okay.

01:51:08.000 Here's an idea for a new section of your website, NewSpeak Dictionary 2021.

01:51:12.000 Listeners can send in dictionary entries as they recognize NewSpeak being used.

01:51:16.000 Entries should provide one, the NewSpeak term, two, the standard English being replaced, and three, the Ministry of Truth's reason for the change.

01:51:23.000 It could be fun and educational.

01:51:24.000 It can help us stick to the U.S. Standard English instead of being sucked into the enemy's terminology.

01:51:30.000 Here's the first entry.

01:51:31.000 NewSpeak.

01:51:33.000 Giving back to the community.

01:51:34.000 Standard English being replaced.

01:51:36.000 Charity or service.

01:51:38.000 Ministry of Truth's reason for change.

01:51:40.000 Charity and service are from the heart with a desire to help the needy.

01:51:43.000 These words connote Christian values that should not exist in our utopia.

01:51:50.000 Giving back to the community carries the connotation that if you have money, you must have nefariously taken it from someone and should give it back.

01:51:58.000 In a free market, you must provide a product or service that is worth much more to the buyer than the money they paid you, otherwise they would not freely give you their money.

01:52:04.000 Therefore, there's no need to quote unquote give back to the community.

01:52:08.000 You've already added more to the community than you took from it.

01:52:10.000 But as we move away from a true free market system toward crony capitalism, the government will assure that free market transactions no longer take place and our cronies can charge more than the free market would allow.

01:52:21.000 Therefore, asking people to give back to the community more fairly describes the situation in our utopia.

01:52:27.000 I think we can make this fun.

01:52:29.000 Yeah, sounds great.

01:52:30.000 I do think the future of this site is more contributors, more contributions, more of a platform.

01:52:38.000 Now, of course, that's a problem, as we learned with Dennis Prager.

01:52:41.000 People send in stupid shit and Nazi crap and ruin your site.

01:52:45.000 But with a little bit of filtering, I think we can get more content on here.

01:52:54.000 We tried that with Dear Censored.

01:52:55.000 We've got the letters.

01:52:56.000 We've barely taken a chip out of it.

01:52:58.000 We need to hire a moderator and then just open the floodgates at the same time.

01:53:03.000 I should do a kid show.

01:53:05.000 I.e.

01:53:06.000 like Blues Clues or something.

01:53:08.000 Like I was looking up Steve from Blues Clues and he made some really cool music after Blue.

01:53:12.000 Blues Clues, remember?

01:53:13.000 The guy?

01:53:14.000 Should we do a Wakanda salute for the thumbnail?

01:53:17.000 Okay.

01:53:21.000 Oops.

01:53:24.000 Let's go to the final video.

01:53:45.000 Here's a strange video I just saw on the internet.

01:53:48.000 There was this, there's a club, we'll call it, called DMS, sometimes called Drugs, Money, Sex.

01:53:53.000 That's from New York's hardcore scene.

01:53:56.000 And they would tour the country.

01:53:57.000 They're much bigger than Proud Boys.

01:54:00.000 Very anti-racist, which we obviously advocate here.

01:54:04.000 And kind of like Sharpskins meets hardcore, meets, they're affiliated with Sick of It All and Agnostic Front and Mad Ball and all those.

01:54:12.000 Anyway, there's this black dude in the crew called Boston Mike that I met a few times.

01:54:18.000 Amazing dude.

01:54:19.000 Awesome guy.

01:54:21.000 He may or may not have been involved in the cocaine industry.

01:54:24.000 And I think when one is involved in said industry, you get very emotional.

01:54:28.000 You have bigger ups, but you have bigger downs.

01:54:31.000 I don't know if this was related to his death, but I believe, I'm treading very lightly because I'm scared of these dudes, that he was playing Russian roulette one day.

01:54:41.000 And a bunch of people are over.

01:54:43.000 He's like, you guys want to play Russian roulette?

01:54:44.000 And everyone went, fuck no.

01:54:46.000 He goes, come on, you put in one bullet and you just spin it.

01:54:49.000 And they go, we don't want to do that.

01:54:50.000 That's not what, and he goes, oh, come on, you pussies.

01:54:56.000 And just blew his head off.

01:54:57.000 And that was the end of Boston Mike.

01:55:00.000 I said to Danny Diablo once, I was like, why is Boston Mike such a cool name?

01:55:06.000 Yet you can't have a Canadian city like Ottawa Gav.

01:55:11.000 That doesn't sound cool.

01:55:12.000 Why does Boston Mike sound cool, but Ottawa Gav doesn't sound cool?

01:55:15.000 And he's like, yeah, you're right, man.

01:55:17.000 Maybe we should have like Ottawa Gary in the group.

01:55:20.000 You know?

01:55:21.000 Like a funny guy.

01:55:22.000 We don't have enough funny guys.

01:55:23.000 Maybe we'll get Ottawa Gary.

01:55:24.000 And I was like, that's Gavin, but okay.

01:55:28.000 But someone showed this video of Boston Mike on stage with Mad Ball.

01:55:31.000 And I just thought, what a fucking, how sad it is that this guy's gone.

01:55:34.000 What an awesome dude he was.

01:55:36.000 I see him in the black t-shirt on stage.

01:56:20.000 All right, that's Mad Ball.

01:56:22.000 I think that Mad Ball was the son of the dude in Agnostic Front, was he?

01:56:27.000 Kept going on tour with them as a little kid, and then he ended up starting his own band.

01:56:35.000 That is an awesome band called Mad Ball.

01:56:37.000 Named after those little balls we had in the 80s that would have an ugly face on them.

01:56:41.000 Are you too young to remember those?

01:56:42.000 We were obsessed with them just these guys.

01:56:45.000 You're too little young for that.

01:56:46.000 I think I do remember that.

01:56:48.000 It's hard to look up because Mad Ball is much more popular than Mad Balls.

01:56:52.000 I got Mad Balls, yo.

01:56:54.000 Oh, yeah, hell yeah.

01:56:55.000 I remember those.

01:56:56.000 Do you?

01:56:56.000 Yeah.

01:56:57.000 I don't know what we did with them.

01:56:58.000 Did we throw them?

01:56:59.000 I might have had that one with this top one here.

01:57:02.000 With the purple.

01:57:03.000 My pet monster.

01:57:04.000 That's a my pet monster mad ball.

01:57:06.000 Ooh.

01:57:08.000 all right, then the other video I liked: this guy keeps changing races.

01:57:13.000 He's a black dude, and then he gets hit so hard he turns white, and then he turns black again.

01:57:18.000 Didn't I tell you to just show the video?

01:57:20.000 You can't.

01:57:21.000 You can't full screen this.

01:57:23.000 Okay.

01:57:25.000 So it's a black guy.

01:57:26.000 Bang, he turns white.

01:57:27.000 Can you pause that?

01:57:30.000 Go back.

01:57:32.000 Oh, shit.

01:57:33.000 I gotta reload and re-engage.

01:57:37.000 Watch really closely.

01:57:38.000 Black, black, white.

01:57:41.000 And then black.

01:57:43.000 No, he's still white.

01:57:45.000 White guy, white guy.

01:57:47.000 There's your dad.

01:57:51.000 And then everyone drives away.

01:57:54.000 Still white.

01:57:54.000 Still white, yeah.

01:57:55.000 He's still a white guy.

01:57:57.000 Still a white guy.

01:57:58.000 Very white guy.

01:57:59.000 Okay.

01:58:02.000 White dude.

01:58:02.000 Totally white guy.

01:58:07.000 Is that blood on his neck?

01:58:11.000 Don't pick people up when they get knocked out.

01:58:13.000 Look at this dude in the Batmobile.

01:58:14.000 Aha.

01:58:15.000 Black guy, black guy, black guy.

01:58:17.000 Boom.

01:58:17.000 White guy.

01:58:19.000 So it was a black guy.

01:58:20.000 He punched the pigment.

01:58:21.000 He punched the melanin right out of his face.

01:58:23.000 And then it starts coming back?

01:58:24.000 It never really comes back, huh?

01:58:26.000 No, it never does.

01:58:27.000 I think he doesn't go full white.

01:58:29.000 I guess he punched him hard enough to send him from black to Hispanic.

01:58:32.000 It's sort of like sublimation.

01:58:34.000 Like you can go from a solid to a gas with sublimation, but usually a solid to a liquid to a gas.

01:58:40.000 So it's melting and then evaporation.

01:58:44.000 But this guy's race was sublimated from a solid to a gas.

01:58:48.000 That is a black guy right there.

01:58:49.000 Get fired, get in trouble, be brave, and never stop fighting.

Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - February 22, 2021

S03E76 - GHOST TOWN

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