Gavin talks about the life and death of Lenny bruce and how he paved the way for the raunchy Lenny Bruce on the stage and in the movies. And how society is sick and the state is laughing at him.
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00:00:08.000That's what Calvino Live from New York, it's Get Off by One with Gavin McGuinness.
00:00:21.000I like to sing James Taylor's songs, a song by Cal King I like to sing John Muffy songs I'll sing anything Why not sing a total bump Just one thing second has
00:02:43.000to get that old really thick Glasgow accent story time that he used to do and animate it and then have subtitles so people can see his genius I mean they did that to Lenny Bruce with Thank You Mask Man and it's one of the greatest things I've ever seen because Lenny Bruce was such a mumbler and he'd go off and you'd only catch maybe 80% of what he was saying.
00:03:10.000You'd miss 20% would go off to Mumbletown.
00:03:18.000Anyway, the point of this story is that he gets in shit for not sticking around and saying, thank you, Masked Man, and staying for thank yous.
00:07:59.000And I'm reading the comments and 100% of them are, he's a fascist.
00:08:04.000His people were in the capital wearing Camp Auschwitz shirts and waving Confederate flags.
00:08:09.000One of the links, one of the comments there says, I have seen footage of them chasing down an old Jewish couple who were minding their own business and just beating them to the ground.
00:08:23.000And all this Jewish couple were trying to do was get away.
00:08:27.000Where was your husband on January 6th?
00:11:44.000Remember a long time ago she had a show on Netflix and it has her with like some butler holding up ramen noodles and she's eating Thai and she goes, hi, I'm not married.
00:12:29.000He goes, you know, I never had kids, but I'm realizing that's the bravest thing you could possibly do is start a family, create a bunch of kids, and say, come on, let's go into this adventure.
00:15:36.000But I really love them, and I worshipped them because they show how newspapers, you know, use sensationalism, you know, which is a lie and an entertainment medium, to swing and prove a point.
00:15:50.000This is concerning the Melchior robbery.
00:15:53.000Now, these are actually legit newspapers.
00:15:56.000This was the morning in this role, LA, Los Angeles.
00:16:01.000Four gunmen barned and robbed Melchior of $100,000.
00:16:08.000Now, later on that day, in the examiner, Lawrence Melchior, $125,000 holdup.
00:22:02.000So when I see, like, these female comedians get up there and they're there because they're chicks, you're just like, I don't care that you're a woman, obviously.
00:22:12.000Lots of, there's lots of great female stand-ups.
00:22:17.000Okay, none are coming to mind right now.
00:28:41.000You know, like, if you said, I can give you three wishes from a gang, I'd be like, when I think of all the journalists I'd like to get kneecapped, I'd need about 50 favors or nothing.
00:28:52.000Like, I don't want to fuck up one or two journalists.
00:28:55.000I want to fuck up all 50 at the exact same time.
00:32:36.000And he goes, no, that's not the way it's going to be.
00:32:38.000He takes a grenade, pulls the pin, drops the pin on the floor, puts it in the Jamaican's hand, wraps the Jamaican's hands around the grenade, and says, That's how it's gonna be, and walks out.
00:35:20.000So we don't know to this day if the brother had called in two of the three or if through taxes you lose one when it switches from sibling to sibling.
00:37:49.000We saw his nipple rings, his pierced nipples, so we know he's a fucking pig.
00:37:54.000And now we have two things on his record.
00:37:57.000We have killing old people, writing a book about how awesome he is as he killed them, which is a double whammy, getting an Emmy for his great acting when he pretended that he's a good guy, and now being a disgusting, perverted lech.
00:38:48.000So Mr. T says, the admonition, love your enemies, is one of the greatest statements Jesus ever made.
00:38:54.000Love in this passage is love that originate from God himself.
00:38:58.000Man is not capable of loving his enemy on the bases of mere human affection, but withers on the basis, let's just say basis of the love of God Almighty.
00:39:08.000So, basically, what Mr. T is trying to lay down here is that you have to love your enemies, and when you do, you are getting that love free from God.
00:39:17.000So, without God, you can't love your enemies because you don't have the strength.
00:41:22.000But why do you need a MacBook to hammer that out?
00:41:28.000The fact that formalizing such complicated theorems can be left to computers opens up all kinds of possibilities, Ben Zlumer told Spiegel Online.
00:41:35.000It's totally amazing that from this argument led by Goodell, all this stuff can be proven automatically in a few seconds or even less on a standard notebook.
00:44:37.000What if you're a transgender young woman, meaning male to female, and now you're getting, you know, your voice is dropping, you're getting bigger, you're getting hair everywhere, and you're growing those tendons.
00:44:51.000And what if you're a transgender young man and now you have breast development engineering?
00:45:19.000So you're talking about how it's weird for lesbians who identify as male to grow tits, which, by the way, this mentality is devastating the lesbian community.
00:46:20.000And he was right, because we just make them into women.
00:46:25.000In one of the most disturbing operations you can imagine, a heart transplant is less gross and less complicated than turning a dick into a vagina.
00:46:36.000We went over it on the show via CGI, but it is a fucking horror show.
00:46:41.000And what you're left with is not a vagina.
00:47:37.000So you better find a boyfriend with to the millimeter the exact size of your hole or you're not going to feel anything or it's going to rip it to shreds.
00:47:47.000And I met a guy who fucked a tranny in her hole once.
00:50:29.000They don't really have clinical levels of sex hormones, so what medical treatment?
00:50:33.000So the idea would be to see a counselor, a therapist who is supportive, who has knowledge about these issues, to, you know, come to consumption CD medically and then hang out with the media.
00:50:42.000Anyway, towards the end there, he says we should discuss the possibility of sex changes at pre-18.
00:50:48.000You can't get a tattoo until you're 18, but you can chop your fucking dick off in one of the most disgusting and disturbing ways imaginable.
00:50:56.000The only thing that's grosser than male-to-female surgery is female to male, where they just keep ripping off pieces of your forearm until they can make a cheese blints and glue it to your pubes.
00:53:12.000All right, you've let the pendulum swing back a little bit, dude.
00:53:18.000Also, from Biden's administration, we talked about this already, but here's the evidence.
00:53:24.000His new attorney general, who is a weird, dirty little man, says that Antifa attacks on federal courthouses in Portland may not be domestic terrorism because they happened at night.
00:53:56.000Let me ask you about assaults on federal property in places other than Washington, D.C., Portland, for instance, Seattle.
00:54:03.000Do you regard assaults on federal courthouses or other federal property as acts of domestic extremism, domestic terrorism?
00:54:10.000Well, Senator, my own definition, which is about the same as the statutory definition, is a use of violence or threats of violence, an attempt to disrupt democratic processes.
00:54:26.000It's any kind of act of violence or terror, damage, vandalism, physical assault, intimidation, any kind of assault, attack, to achieve political gains.
00:54:42.000It's not necessarily to make a judge's job harder that day.
00:54:47.000When they bomb a building, it's to draw attention to their group.
00:54:52.000They don't really, it doesn't really matter how many people they kill as far as the definition of terrorism goes.
00:54:56.000So if the planes, instead of going into the trade center, if they went into like a residential complex, it wouldn't be terrorism.
00:55:27.000Judges from actually deciding cases that plainly is domestic extremism, domestic terrorism, domestic terrorism.
00:55:44.000An attack simply on government property at night or any other kind of circumstances is a clear crime and a serious one and should be punished.
00:55:53.000I mean, I don't know enough about the facts of the example you're talking about, but that's where I draw the line.
00:55:58.000One is both are criminal, but one is a core attack on our democratic institutions.
00:56:08.000So Texas is weird because I see it and go, well, you didn't let them have natural gas.
00:56:14.000You pushed wind, energy, and solar, and both those things suck, and you had an emergency, and you were fucked.
00:56:21.000The left sees Texas and the blackout, and they go, you dumb conservatives, you didn't have enough infrastructure.
00:56:31.000So it's a weird case because both sides see it as a victory.
00:56:36.000But 3-0, we learn that the Biden administration blocked Texas from increasing power as Texas begged for help a week before the catastrophic polar vortex.
00:56:49.000Texas asked to temporarily lift regulations on energy output to avoid disaster.
00:56:56.000Biden's Department of Energy refused to help due to quote-unquote green energy standards.
00:58:24.000You haven't hammered out the details yet, but we're in the midst of it right now.
00:58:31.000We can say green energy policies if that's easier for you to understand.
00:58:35.000And then Schumer, Chuck Schumer, not only does he enjoy that people died and that they're somehow able to leverage this against the right, he says, I hope you learned your lesson.
00:58:45.000Remember, Obama said, Oh, you can have a coal power plant, but we will bankrupt you.
00:58:49.000And now you always wonder what's it going to be like when the power starts going out in July and August and in really bad freezes.
00:58:55.000What's it going to be like when we have rolling blackouts?
01:03:32.000And by the way, I didn't see anything in any of the courtwork, courtroom papers, and I have like 50 pages for the various transcripts about grow houses or steroids.
01:03:47.000All I saw was he agreed to work with the feds and he got a reduction from 30 months to 16 months, which isn't much of a reduction.
01:03:56.000I mean, Max and John would love to be out in 30 months.
01:03:59.000Anyway, let's talk to Enrique and let's hear his side of the story.
01:04:04.000It's uncomfortable, but it makes for great TV.
01:04:15.000All right, let's just air the dirty laundry.
01:04:18.000Why don't you start out by telling us your version of events and then we can go back to the FBI and the media's narrative?
01:04:25.000My version of events with the FBI, and I've talked about this a couple of times, and everybody seems to want to make me apologize for what happened eight years ago.
01:04:38.000I'm not going to apologize for what happened eight years ago.
01:04:41.000The FBI came in because I was selling diabetic test strips, and they used my family, my brothers, and my co-defendant as leverage.
01:04:51.000They wanted me to testify against my brothers, and I refused.
01:04:54.000And because I refused, a week later, I'm not saying it's attributed to it, I went from zero jail Time to three and a half years is what I was looking at in the sentencing guidelines.
01:05:09.000So I decided to go the route, and I've talked to you about this in the show before.
01:05:13.000I've decided to go the route of arguing the amount of money damages to lower my sentence.
01:05:22.000So as we got closer to doing that, I did give them something.
01:05:26.000I gave them a human smuggling ring, which did lead to an arrest.
01:05:32.000There's a lot of stuff on that paperwork that isn't clear because you don't have everybody else's paperwork.
01:05:38.000I didn't turn in people with grow houses.
01:05:41.000I didn't turn in people that were steroids is what I saw.
01:09:57.000But again, I'm not, I'm not, unless it's the will of the club to remove me, then at that point, then I'll go with the will of the club because I am, I was the voice of the club for a long time.
01:10:09.000Right now, we're trying to focus internally.
01:10:13.000And I think we're doing a pretty good job of that.
01:10:16.000No rallies, no colors in public and things like that.
01:10:20.000But yeah, they did have reason to question me, but I did address those people.
01:10:26.000There's still some people that don't like me, but welcome to reality.
01:10:29.000There's people that haven't liked me from the beginning.
01:10:31.000There's people that haven't liked you from the beginning.
01:10:34.000Have you heard of this Make Proud Boys Clandestine Again movement?
01:10:44.000Where they're saying, never go to fucking rallies.
01:10:46.000Let's make a secret organization again.
01:10:49.000Just have the beer drinking and the private meetings and all that stuff.
01:10:53.000Like, I understood providing security for Ann Coulter and Lauren Southern and all that, but I never really quite understood the relentless rallying.
01:12:38.000So I've heard the conspiracy theory of the magazine thing, but you have to play it out, right?
01:12:44.000Because if the feds pick me up because I'm an informant, right?
01:12:48.000And they picked me up two days before because that would insinuate that they knew that the siege on the Capitol was going to happen on Wednesday.
01:12:59.000And that is the most far-fetched thing I have ever heard.
01:13:02.000So they picked me up because they knew the Capitol.
01:13:30.000You saw unprecedented lack of police presence that morning.
01:13:35.000I think there is evidence that the Powers of B wanted there to be a riot.
01:13:40.000I think that there's a lot that points in the direction of the inadequacy of the cops.
01:13:46.000I mean, you had six, I think it's six or eight of them got suspended for letting people into the Capitol.
01:13:52.000And we're currently looking at, you know, who these cops are, where they were positioned, and to see if any of the eight individuals, eight proud boys that have been arrested passed by these cops at any point.
01:14:03.000Because if you really, I was actually discussing this with somebody, the tiers of, I guess, crimes that were committed at the Capitol.
01:14:13.000You know, you got people that hurt cops, right?
01:14:17.000We found out that that cop didn't die from being assaulted.
01:14:20.000But we got the second tier, which is like breaking stuff or stealing something.
01:14:25.000And then you have the tier that 99% of the people that walked in there are in, which are just people that trespassed.
01:14:32.000And even trespassing is pushing the limit on it because although they might have felt it was wrong to go in there, there was nobody there that stopped them.
01:14:42.000There was people there that were waiving them in.
01:14:44.000And this thing has been used, this thing was used as ammo, and they've used it to pass legislation.
01:14:52.000We're seeing pieces of legislation trying to be passed right now to label groups, American citizens, domestic terrorists.
01:16:38.000I'm waiting for one of our guys to go to trial or need some type of evidence.
01:16:42.000I'm in communication with a lot of their attorneys.
01:16:46.000I have evidence of what our plans actually were that day, which was just to walk to the Washington Monument in no colors so nobody could identify us and then watch the president speak.
01:16:58.000And then at 4 o'clock, we were going to leave to Virginia because all the bars were closed and they had those COVID restrictions on, but those restrictions didn't apply to Virginia.
01:17:07.000So we were going to drive over to Virginia and sit at the bar the whole night.
01:17:11.000Because the problem that we had with November 14th and December 12th was the night marches.
01:17:16.000So I wanted to stay out of DC completely at night on January 6th.
01:17:22.000And that's all in emails and messages.
01:18:06.000And that was a plan moving forward that we're going to restructure how we did rallies because we did have success on November 14th, and we did have success on December 12th.
01:18:16.000You know, unfortunately, we had like these incidents that happened, but something that nobody's talking about, the difference between November 14th and December 12th, is that Trump supporters weren't attacked on December 12th because we were around November 14th.
01:18:32.000So, but we did want to, we did want to bring that volume down while still attending one of these events.
01:18:38.000It's not like we were invited to go to Charlottesville.
01:18:42.000We were invited, like the president had a rally and we wanted to attend a rally.
01:18:46.000It was a regular thing that we thought was going to be completely peaceful.
01:18:50.000So we didn't want to go in our clothes.
01:19:40.000And I honestly think that we would have stopped this from happening.
01:19:44.000Another thing that happens at these rallies, and we've seen it in videos that I do, is I always establish a buffer zone between the police line and the Proud Boys.
01:19:55.000I don't like going face to face with the cops.
01:19:58.000I always like keeping that buffer zone.
01:20:00.000So I think, and I'm not going to say that this would have prevented it, that first barricade that would have been broken, if Proud Boys would have been there and I would have been there, we would have established that buffer zone and nobody would have pushed at least through that barricade.
01:20:12.000I don't know if later on there was other ways that people would have gone in, but I think we would have been able to stop it.
01:22:14.000One thing I don't like is if I have a problem with somebody, like, I had a problem with you not bringing me on the show and talking about me.
01:23:28.000If you look at the picture outside pointing outside of the Capitol, while people were coming up the stairs, there was about 80 to 100,000 people out there outside the Capitol.
01:23:37.000It doesn't mean that they went in, but their arrests right now are 261 as of this morning.
01:23:45.000Out of those 261, eight of them are Proud Boys.
01:23:50.000CNN reported the other day that there was an extra five Proud Boys that were arrested.
01:23:54.000None of them were Proud Boys and included two women.
01:24:05.000And they're two different conspiracies.
01:24:07.000So DiCarlo and Oakes, they're journalists and they're media guys and they walked in there to kind of film everything.
01:24:15.000And they have a conspiracy charge, I believe, if I'm not mistaken, for raising money just to go into Washington.
01:24:23.000And then the other two guys, they didn't even work.
01:24:27.000I guess they met each other there because we didn't even know that these guys were coming.
01:24:32.000And they practically went in on their own because they weren't part of this.
01:24:38.000Usually we have these conversations on who's going and they weren't part of that conversation.
01:24:45.000Then the other four we have obviously Joe Biggs, we have Rufio, and we have another two Proud Boys.
01:24:52.000But nobody, besides one of them nobody out of seven out of the eight were just trespassing they didn't break anything they didn't assault a police officer biggs went in and was asking there's video of this biggs was asking where the bathroom was and the cop's like oh back over here and he went to the bathroom and right after that is when he left the fbi also states that uh biggs came in right as that march came that's also a lie uh biggs came in uh long time
01:30:55.000i love i used to live to your records as a kid wasn't worth it huh so gay i should have gone hey here you jumpy go to giants ten get down We were in the middle of the street.
01:31:09.000He was crossing from Penn Station to whatever 7th Ave, and I was going towards Penn Station.
01:31:15.000So we were in the middle of the street.
01:31:16.000I should have jumped in front of him and screamed, Yeah, hey, you, Jammy!
01:34:06.000Well, I try to tell the trans girls that getting castrated doesn't automatically make them a female.
01:34:10.000But if society can do mental gymnastics to lie and tell them that an eggless person who still produces semen is a woman and let them rock, you are all going to bend the rules to accept this newly black Jewish coochie.
01:36:28.000It used to be the left going, this is just as good.
01:36:30.000Plus, if you make a mistake, you can erase it.
01:36:32.000And then the right going, no, this is good because it's permanent and it lasts forever and it doesn't smudge and it doesn't get bleached in the sun.
01:37:58.000Yeah, master degrees like fucking intersectionality.
01:38:01.000If you have a degree in the history of rock, if you have a master, or Dr. Jill Biden with her typo-laden, pathetic dissertation about education, where she talks about an eight-week school week and says a quarter of this and half of that and ends up with 137% when she adds up all her portions instead of 100%.
01:38:22.000She shouldn't get a raise, but go back.
01:38:27.000Any bachelor's degree can count towards certifying someone as a teacher.
01:41:19.000Imagine seeing that and thinking it's racist and you're making him shuck and jive and tap dance.
01:41:24.000You'd have to be so obsessed with antiquated views of blacks that to just see a black leg move, you instantly went to like, hello, my baby, hello, my honey.
01:41:55.000Well, black Twitter, you know, Tariq Nasheed, who's a race baiter, is like, white couple gets some tap shoes for their black adopted child.
01:42:44.000You want to talk about couples adopted?
01:42:45.000They didn't kill that kid, but the black couple that adopted a white kid, they murdered that child and were told that they did it for a GoFundMe.
01:42:56.000Things like here, like, it should be illegal to adopt black children if you're not black.
01:43:14.000It's really, really hard outside of a surrogate to get white kids.
01:43:19.000But there's tons and tons of black kids available for adoption.
01:43:23.000So, and I'm talking about all white families.
01:43:25.000In fact, in that list I just gave you, one of them was a white guy and an East Indian woman.
01:43:30.000But otherwise, they're all white, Jewish, white.
01:43:33.000And there's just, you're going to end up with a black kid if you adopt.
01:43:37.000So by coming up with this stupid rule that you can't adopt black kids, you just fucking increase the size of the orphanage, you fucking dicks.
01:43:47.000Like, by the way, liked by thousands of people.
01:44:11.000These people are really upset because they think that this baby tap dancing, and I believe these parents have their own dance company and studio as well, which is why they were teaching their baby to tap dance.
01:44:23.000Why was the baby in the orphanage in the first place?
01:45:04.000I think she's no longer at Infowars and she's full-time at the Blaze with Elijah now.
01:45:10.000But I've spoken to her before, and it's very distracting.
01:45:12.000It's like Leah Romini in that Scientology thing where she's like, and you're trying to concentrate on their tax-free status and the real estate scams they do, but your pants just ripped to shreds because your boner came out like a fucking phoenix and smashed into the ceiling fan.
01:45:31.000By the way, speaking of ripping pants, did you know?
01:47:10.000There's a pretty ism with older families where super hot moms, they are vilified in their community because the other housewives see them as potential marriage saboteurs.
01:47:24.000And they also know that their husbands are looking at this gorgeous woman and then looking at their wife and going, Jesus Christ, would it kill you to lose 20 pounds?
01:49:36.000And he dared to stray from the hardcore narrative.
01:49:40.000Now, if there's one place you're not allowed to be remotely not left, it's in punk rock and hardcore and power metal or whatever they're called.
01:49:51.000So I thought this was fascinating because Hard Times News, which is like the onion, but of hard rock and hardcore and punk, they are mocking him, but they're making him look like the fascist.
01:50:03.000Meanwhile, the reason he's being punished by the scene is that he strayed from the narrative.
01:50:09.000So report, trapped holding tryouts for racist with drumming experience.
01:50:14.000So now because this one member of the band doesn't totally conform to everyone else in the scene, then he's a fascist who demands that everyone in the band is the same as him.
01:50:35.000We need a drummer who stands up to tyranny and advocates for stripping basic human rights from anyone who tries coming into my country illegally.
01:50:54.000So they're punishing him for not viewing the world correctly, and then they make him them and pretend that he's torturing all these band members as they torture him and try to cancel him.
01:53:06.000After last year's killings of Ahmed Arbury, Breonna Taylor, and George Floyd, many digital and print media outlets pledged to address the discussions about the nation's race relations problems by starting with their own workforces.
01:54:19.000Also, while some companies showed improvements in the hiring of employees of color, at most companies, the majority of new jobs continue to be filled by white people.
01:54:29.000In 2020, NBC Universal Newsgroup Chairman Cesar Gandhi announced a goal that the newsgroup staff be made up of 50% women, 50% people of color.
01:55:15.000The smell of shit is pretty hard to stomach.
01:55:18.000Since its commitment, there have been more hires and promotions of people of color, including the appointment of Rashida Jones as president of MSNBC.
01:56:49.000Newly released data for the news group shows that since this goal was announced, 49.2% of new full-time staff hirers have been people of color.
02:01:58.000And this woman, Seattle settles a lawsuit with far-left activists who said her free speech was violated when the city cleaned the second iteration of an autonomous zone at Callie Innocent Park.
02:02:28.000Like, the one thing you have to understand about the city, too, with these cases, the jury tends to be so biased against them, especially when it's something lefty like this, that it's better off to settle for 10K because if it goes to trial, they could lose $5 million.
02:02:43.000You'll hear about the NYPD settling for some black dude who got roughed up for being an asshole, and you'll hear about his family getting $10 million.
02:02:51.000The city's often doing that because they know the black jury will award him $250 million just as a fuck you.
02:02:59.000So I'm defending the city in a city that hates cops.
02:03:07.000Speaking of Antifa, look at this person's arms.
02:04:30.000They were dumpster diving and they were mad that the police were preventing them from getting the food from the garbage to give to the hungry.
02:05:54.000But to me, right, like this is, it falls in line with what the police do now in Portland, which is like anytime somebody who's reasonably frustrated about the state of things breaks a window or like around the ICE building,
02:06:09.000the ICE rental property in South Portland on inauguration night where they unleashed probably close to a kilogram of active CS agent in a neighborhood right next to an elementary school and stuff.
02:06:25.000That was all in response to somebody spray painting plywood on the outside of a building.
02:06:32.000Not spray painting the building, spray painting plywood on the building.
02:06:37.000Just for the record there, Yvonne, we've seen you on video at the Seattle ICE Place and you prevent them from doing their job.
02:16:07.000I know the doctor took it and killed him.
02:16:10.000And his nurse had no legal he can kill her.
02:16:12.000While the CDC and FDA are looking into those and similar claims around the country, Harrison Willis believes underscore a serious concern for Fulton County Health Director.
02:17:41.000Okay, this is about a 5,000-word email.
02:17:44.000Hey, Gavin and Ryan, as soon as Ryan started talking about dinosaurs' existence yesterday, I checked the comments, and sure enough, there are a number of comments about how Ryan must be listening to Owen Benjamin.
02:18:04.000Owen has been on a current rant about the existence of dinosaurs, which adds to his theories on flat Earth, Antarctica, space exploration, Helen Keller, etc.
02:20:55.000Because I go, we've been through this before.
02:20:57.000I remember cringing when George W. Bush would open his mouth.
02:21:00.000But I watched a montage recently, and I go, yeah, you forgot a lot of the colloquialisms, but you're speaking English, and you know where you are.
02:21:10.000You're actually kind of charming in a Texas way.
02:21:13.000In retrospect, I wound up liking him a lot, even when I was still considered liberal.
02:22:25.000You know, I just uh I'm sure something will pop into my head here in Mrs. Prescott's all the pressure of trying to come up with an answer, but it hadn't yet.
02:22:56.000Did you get a shit ton and only answer like eight tops?
02:22:58.000I asked because I've tried to call in the Past three Wednesdays and have waited for three goddamn hours now.
02:23:03.000Listening to the show over the phone is like a fucking plebe.
02:23:06.000The time I spent listening to other retards get their calls answered is pretty far from enjoyable, and I'd be hard-pressed to remember what I am even calling about after hearing those mouth breathers ramble on about nothing.
02:23:15.000I subscribe to hear two retards per show, not 12.
02:23:45.000No, we could do a special Wednesday, though, where I only talk to people for 10 seconds and they get their point and then we bash it out and we don't get deep.
02:23:54.000We're just like, no, that didn't happen.
02:23:57.000I think we always say that we're going to do it, but it's hard, you know?
02:23:59.000Well, it doesn't make for a great show.
02:24:01.000The reason that I go off at tangents and we investigate something is because I think people get, I've heard a lot of people get frustrated by the callers and say, why are they dominating the show?
02:24:35.000So we go in the show with the runaway.
02:24:40.000Fighting is about experience for the most part.
02:24:44.000You can train, you can be tough, you can be strong, but it's hard to beat an Armenian in slides who's been fighting since he was a baby for his life.
02:24:55.000And now he's here in New York, and you want to fuck with him and take his shit.