Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - S03E84

00:00:12.000 Oh, live from New York.

00:00:16.000 It's Get Off My Lawn with Gavin McKinnon.

00:00:22.000 The best of the worst things that you never needed to know.

00:00:33.000 I had all my suit pants expanded.

00:00:36.000 That's eight suits.

00:00:37.000 All fit me like a glove again.

00:00:39.000 Although the tops are feeling a little tight.

00:00:45.000 I'm having this thing recently where I have a normal body and then I'll eat like a piece of pita with some hummus and then I just balloon out instantly.

00:00:54.000 Do you ever get that?

00:00:55.000 You're retaining water and salt.

00:00:57.000 It's like water, but it's not water.

00:00:59.000 I'll have like four chips and then just all of a sudden my shirt doesn't fit.

00:01:02.000 Yep.

00:01:03.000 You know that?

00:01:04.000 You get that?

00:01:05.000 You have that problem?

00:01:05.000 I have gut expansion, sure.

00:01:08.000 That's why they have the after-dinner notch in nice dress pants.

00:01:13.000 But I'll bite a chip I'm talking about, not a dinner.

00:01:15.000 I'll bite a chip and all of a sudden I am bloated like I just drank five beers.

00:01:20.000 That could be salt.

00:01:20.000 Salt and sodium does that to you.

00:01:22.000 It makes you feel bloated in the face, but that's, you know.

00:01:25.000 No, but that bloating is from when you have water after, it retains it because the salt made you drink more.

00:01:31.000 Why would I ever ask you about anything medical?

00:01:32.000 I asked my wife this, and she didn't know what I was talking about.

00:01:35.000 That was Rocky Votolato.

00:01:39.000 His song is Portland is Leaving.

00:01:41.000 He was like an old hardcore kid.

00:01:43.000 He was originally southern from Texas, but he grew up in Portland and the Pacific Northwest.

00:01:48.000 And I just assume anyone sane hates Portland.

00:01:52.000 I mean, we have the FBI saying, well, where Antifa is is where fascism is because they're anti-FA.

00:01:59.000 So when you see FA, when you see Antifa, there must be FA there, as in fascism.

00:02:04.000 Okay, so Portland is full of fascists, I guess, because that's where Antifa is the most, which doesn't make any sense, obviously.

00:02:10.000 So I assume everyone's sane, including my brother-in-law, must look out the window of their apartment and go, this town sucks shit.

00:02:21.000 Like, at least if it was Baltimore or the south side of Chicago, you'd go, well, there are a lot of black deaths.

00:02:27.000 They just have the wrong bad guy.

00:02:29.000 It's not the cops.

00:02:30.000 It's other black people.

00:02:31.000 But at least there's a thing that deserves rioting.

00:02:35.000 I think the number of blacks that are killed every day deserves a riot.

00:02:39.000 I get that.

00:02:40.000 There's a point there.

00:02:41.000 But Portland, the rainy grunge town that fucking Dave MDC and Pig Champion live in, and they had that band, The Submissives, it's like a punk town.

00:02:53.000 It's like Portlandia.

00:02:54.000 It's the place Fred Armison makes fun of.

00:02:56.000 And now that's the epicenter of fascism?

00:03:00.000 What are you talking about?

00:03:01.000 That's obviously horseshit.

00:03:04.000 Today's book is Coloring the News, done by my good pal William McGowan, Bill McGowan.

00:03:09.000 He's a big, big anti-New York Times crusader.

00:03:11.000 He wrote the book Grey Lady Down about how much it sucks.

00:03:15.000 Wonderful dude.

00:03:16.000 He was at my wedding.

00:03:18.000 He was wearing a sarong because he lived in Southeast Asia for a while.

00:03:21.000 And my friend, fashion designer Benjamin Cho, who's now dead thanks to heroin, looked at him and he said, I had no idea that a sarong could be so wrong.

00:03:31.000 Funniest guy in the world.

00:03:32.000 I used to call him Bobby Trendy because he reminds me of that chick on that Asian guy on Anna Nicole Smith's show.

00:03:38.000 And when I said it, it was so mean.

00:03:40.000 And he was a hard guy to riff with because he was so fucking fast.

00:03:44.000 But when I said that to him, he went, oh, and I was like, I fucking slayed the dragon.

00:03:50.000 Look up Bobby Trendy.

00:03:52.000 And you'll see why it's so mean to a gay, to say to a Gaysian.

00:03:56.000 I remember him.

00:03:57.000 Like yourself.

00:03:59.000 Knows me.

00:04:00.000 Video, video, video.

00:04:02.000 He looks half.

00:04:04.000 He's a halfer.

00:04:06.000 Hop out.

00:04:06.000 Anyway, Coloring the News is about the New York Times and liberal bias in general.

00:04:11.000 And what's amazing about it.

00:04:12.000 There it is.

00:04:14.000 I'm making Anna Nicole Smith more at home.

00:04:19.000 Wait, she's pretty straight.

00:04:21.000 Drapery in the dining room.

00:04:22.000 Gay has gotten gayer over the past 10 years.

00:04:24.000 Gay's used to be normal.

00:04:25.000 Okay.

00:04:26.000 And that's it.

00:04:27.000 And that's it.

00:04:29.000 This was like 2003, 2004, it was big.

00:04:33.000 Did you want to purchase that?

00:04:34.000 Because that's available if you like it that much.

00:04:36.000 I remember him being the biggest fag in the world.

00:04:39.000 And now you compare him to someone like Brett Man Rock, who I just discovered 10 minutes ago.

00:04:44.000 And he looks like fucking Clint Eastwood.

00:04:48.000 I mean, Bobby Trendy.

00:04:51.000 But yeah, this was written in the early aughts, and it's prescient.

00:04:54.000 It shows you what was about to happen to liberal media because we saw the bubbling of it now.

00:04:59.000 It's not a new thing.

00:05:00.000 Look, this is gays today.

00:05:02.000 What the fuck is this?

00:05:04.000 Honey supports all kinds of retailers from fashion to home decor and even food delivery.

00:05:22.000 Why are they blurring out his feet?

00:05:23.000 I can't talk.

00:05:25.000 You see that?

00:05:29.000 Make sure my feet are not in it.

00:05:30.000 I hate my toes.

00:05:36.000 That's like a James Charles fag.

00:05:38.000 Yeah, yeah, that's what I'm saying.

00:05:40.000 Fags have gotten so much faggier.

00:05:41.000 Don't say fag, by the way.

00:05:42.000 It'll appear in court.

00:05:44.000 And we're doing a censored.tv presents of John and Max's appeal.

00:05:49.000 It's online now.

00:05:51.000 You can see it, so we'll be going through it very carefully.

00:05:52.000 It took me an hour, so I thought rather than including it in this show, we'll just make it a censored.tv present.

00:05:58.000 It's Johnny Jenkins, aka fat gay kid, singing California Girls for all of my fans.

00:06:04.000 Frankie McDonald has come a long way.

00:06:08.000 So if you guys don't like me, then stop.

00:06:10.000 This is supposedly the gayest thing you'll ever see.

00:06:12.000 Because it is fierce, just like her.

00:06:14.000 Hmm.

00:06:15.000 Here we go.

00:06:16.000 That's pretty gay.

00:06:20.000 Okay, let's see him.

00:06:24.000 Greetings, loved ones.

00:06:26.000 Let's take a journey.

00:06:29.000 I know a place where the grass is really green.

00:06:34.000 Yo, that's like gay and retarded.

00:06:38.000 Wild.

00:06:39.000 There must be something in the water.

00:06:43.000 And you.

00:06:46.000 And you, of course.

00:06:47.000 Do you mean for your scarf to do that?

00:06:49.000 Was this part of the plan?

00:06:50.000 This is all rehearsed.

00:06:55.000 Do that tighter and attach it to a rafter, please.

00:07:00.000 Yeah, so John and Max's appeal is laden with my commentary.

00:07:04.000 They are not allowed out of jail because I said fag.

00:07:07.000 You think I'm exaggerating?

00:07:08.000 Check it out.

00:07:09.000 We'll put it up tomorrow, I guess, Friday.

00:07:13.000 So we got the book.

00:07:14.000 We got the song.

00:07:16.000 Rocky Vodolatto is ex-hardcore dude, and so he's on all these punk shows because he does, he used to be punk, used to be a hardcore dude.

00:07:26.000 So now punk rockers listen to him, which is a weird rule.

00:07:29.000 You can listen to Hooskerdoo or the replacements or Billy Bragg because they used to be raunchy.

00:07:34.000 And now that they're soft, then you're allowed to enjoy them.

00:07:39.000 Weird rule, but okay.

00:07:41.000 I like it.

00:07:42.000 Portland's fucked.

00:07:45.000 I was drunk last night, but not really.

00:07:47.000 I had like four or five beers, but I definitely had a buzz going.

00:07:51.000 I thought the show went well.

00:07:52.000 And, you know, during the pandemic, you're going to do shows where they're somewhat spontaneous and you forgot you had a show like last night.

00:08:00.000 And I'm not the only one who's affected by this.

00:08:03.000 Well, let me see.

00:08:04.000 See, I'm scared to look at his Twitter because we need to trump.

00:08:07.000 We need to kill.

00:08:08.000 Oh, he, him.

00:08:09.000 You already know.

00:08:10.000 He looks like a guy who would hide.

00:08:12.000 He looks like that Antifa dude.

00:08:14.000 Kind of like Willem Vance Bronson, but the other guy.

00:08:16.000 No, the guy who shot Jay Bishop.

00:08:19.000 Yeah.

00:08:19.000 Michael.

00:08:20.000 He literally has like balding, like kind of like a frame for testosterone to fill in, but like no testosterone, so gaunt.

00:08:28.000 Yeah, that's really the death of man right there.

00:08:30.000 That's a sad, sick little fag.

00:08:33.000 Sorry.

00:08:33.000 Sorry, I forgot to mention about coloring the news.

00:08:35.000 They talk about Amadou Diallo in that book.

00:08:38.000 And the narrative I got was cops are racist.

00:08:42.000 And I just moved to New York when I read it.

00:08:44.000 And they go around shooting black people.

00:08:45.000 Fuck off, nigger.

00:08:47.000 And there was some black dude in his building.

00:08:50.000 And they went, look, Negro.

00:08:51.000 And then they all just started shooting at him.

00:08:52.000 And then he fell down, and they shot at his feet.

00:08:55.000 And that's what Spike Lee told us.

00:08:56.000 And that's what we believed.

00:08:57.000 Wow, what a bunch of dicks they are here.

00:08:59.000 Coloring the news goes, you want to know what really happened?

00:09:02.000 There was a rash of murders.

00:09:03.000 This guy fit the description.

00:09:04.000 They were told, get out there and stop these murders.

00:09:07.000 It's in the Bronx, I believe.

00:09:09.000 So they see him.

00:09:10.000 He looks like the description, dark black guy.

00:09:12.000 And they go, hey, man, can we talk to you for a sec?

00:09:14.000 He starts freaking out and walking backwards.

00:09:16.000 And they go, uh-oh, this is looking like we got the guy.

00:09:18.000 And they go, we just want to, let me see your ID.

00:09:20.000 Calm down.

00:09:21.000 And then he starts going like this.

00:09:22.000 He goes into the lobby of his building, like behind the glass.

00:09:25.000 And he's going.

00:09:26.000 And they go, this is looking real suspicious.

00:09:28.000 And they go, put your hands up, put your hands up.

00:09:30.000 And he goes, and they go, put your hands up, put your hands up.

00:09:32.000 And he goes, and he doesn't pull out a Gucci wallet, but he pulls out a black wallet really fast.

00:09:38.000 And they go, fucking.

00:09:42.000 And yes, there was 50 shots, but they were in the span of like three seconds.

00:09:46.000 And we saw the footage, the cop footage last night.

00:09:48.000 This stuff happens like that.

00:09:51.000 And the second you're shooting at someone who pulled out a gun, you're not going to shoot and then check out how things went.

00:09:55.000 This is it.

00:09:56.000 You don't pull out a gun unless you're ready to kill someone.

00:09:58.000 So they're trying to kill him.

00:10:00.000 And yes, he had bullet wounds in his feet because he fell down.

00:10:03.000 And they were still shooting.

00:10:04.000 Like, New York cops are not the best shots either.

00:10:07.000 It's not Jesse James.

00:10:09.000 And then when the cops realized what had happened, he had a wall in his hand.

00:10:11.000 They were devastated.

00:10:13.000 Some of them were crying.

00:10:15.000 What the fuck have we done?

00:10:18.000 So Coloring the News was the first book I ever read where I started questioning the news.

00:10:23.000 9-11 had just happened.

00:10:25.000 And I started wondering, what the fuck, what other lies are out there?

00:10:29.000 And when you watch this, we'll call it The Appeal.

00:10:32.000 When you see Max and John's appeal tape, you'll realize even the justice system is corrupt and politically correct.

00:10:39.000 They say like political correctness has ruined America.

00:10:43.000 That's assuming it hasn't ruined America.

00:10:46.000 That's assuming it's not, it doesn't have its capillaries in every single part of this country.

00:10:54.000 But yeah, I had some ales last night, and I want you to know that it happens to a lot of people.

00:11:00.000 For example, I sent you this as a separate email.

00:11:02.000 Here's Jimmy Fallon wasted out of his mind trying to deliver a very simple pre-written joke that everyone else has done all the trimmings on.

00:11:11.000 I don't think that's it.

00:11:14.000 Hey, everyone, today we have an all-new show with Norman Reas, Charlie, and Villio, and stand-up comedy from Mike Vecchio.

00:11:22.000 No, that's not it.

00:11:23.000 Is that what I sent you?

00:11:28.000 Yeah.

00:11:29.000 No.

00:11:30.000 Okay, there we go.

00:11:31.000 There's different places.

00:11:32.000 I could show the email.

00:11:33.000 There's different places to click, and usually you tell me to click the number, right?

00:11:37.000 No?

00:11:38.000 Yeah, you click the number, so you get the tweet.

00:11:42.000 Okay, so go to the correct one.

00:11:47.000 The big story is still Oprah's bombshell interview with Prince Harry and Megan Markle.

00:11:52.000 Oprah started off like Then Megan cut right to the chase.

00:11:58.000 She was like, So she and Harry packed their bags and told the royal family.

00:12:07.000 Fortunately, Tyler Perry gave the couple a place to live.

00:12:12.000 That's such a corny Nickelodeon joke, isn't it?

00:12:15.000 Yeah.

00:12:17.000 That's in his wheelhouse for sure.

00:12:19.000 So in other news, some dude killed his wife on Christmas Eve.

00:12:26.000 I guess it's pretty late news by now, but he was just tried.

00:12:29.000 And he wanted her to be part of New Year's Eve.

00:12:33.000 So he told the kids that mommy was just shit-faced.

00:12:36.000 And he propped her up on a couch.

00:12:39.000 Mommy got drunk and ruined Christmas, the fucking stupid bitch.

00:12:43.000 What California man who killed his wife told their kids as they opened presents and he propped up her dead body.

00:12:50.000 I'm guessing that Christmas is not going to be fun for them for the next infinity Christmases.

00:12:56.000 Or couches or the word mom.

00:12:58.000 Or drinking.

00:12:59.000 Or seeing and hearing.

00:13:02.000 Remembering.

00:13:03.000 Or eating food.

00:13:04.000 Yeah.

00:13:05.000 or sitting down or standing up, all things, or sleeping.

00:13:09.000 Yeah.

00:13:10.000 I mean, fucking open.

00:13:12.000 I was talking to these dudes at the bar last night about abortion, and I said, I'm pro-life.

00:13:18.000 Sorry, I'm Catholic.

00:13:19.000 I'm pro-life.

00:13:20.000 However, he was telling me about his wife who had some weird birth defect in the womb they saw, and they could already see an insane cleft palate, not just lip palate, which is not, obviously not a reason to abort, but it also was missing a leg.

00:13:33.000 And there was all these, that was just the two things they notice out of the gate.

00:13:36.000 And there's all kinds of internal problems.

00:13:38.000 And the doctor said, you're giving birth to something that's going to die almost immediately.

00:13:43.000 Now, even as Catholics, should that woman carry that to term?

00:13:47.000 To give it a chance?

00:13:49.000 Well, the doctor said there's no fucking way this is doing anything.

00:13:53.000 I don't know.

00:13:54.000 It sounds like you sound like a good Catholic when you say yes, and you should have a funeral for it.

00:13:57.000 It's a person.

00:13:58.000 But I don't know.

00:13:59.000 You're giving birth to something that's going to live for like a week, a horrible crippled death.

00:14:04.000 Then the bartender tells me about his sister who had a miscarriage because she did Coke.

00:14:11.000 And it was born, not a miscarriage, sorry.

00:14:14.000 It was born like two months early.

00:14:15.000 It weighed one pound.

00:14:18.000 And she brought it to the hospital in the Bronx.

00:14:21.000 And then they sent it home like after four days and said, it'll be fine.

00:14:26.000 And it died.

00:14:28.000 Now, she didn't sue because she started this whole mess by doing Coke.

00:14:32.000 And the only reason she didn't get charged with manslaughter is they didn't find any Coke in the boy's system, but they found it in her system.

00:14:39.000 So guess what?

00:14:40.000 This is where it gets macabre.

00:14:41.000 She had a funeral for it that was open casket.

00:14:46.000 What's that?

00:14:47.000 Say that again.

00:14:49.000 A one-pound baby, a bean, had a little tiny casket.

00:14:54.000 He was the pallbearer, and he carried it like this.

00:14:57.000 You know, you don't need six men to carry a creamie.

00:15:00.000 Six fingers, three on each end.

00:15:02.000 He just held it like this, put it down.

00:15:04.000 It was open, and the baby was just wearing a little white.

00:15:07.000 It wasn't a tuxedo, thank God.

00:15:08.000 But it was just like a little white little hospital gown, just like...

00:15:12.000 Oh, no.

00:15:14.000 What the fuck?

00:15:14.000 That's macabre.

00:15:16.000 I go, the reason you have an open casket is because you want to say goodbye to your mom because you watched her face change over all the years.

00:15:23.000 But no one knew this baby.

00:15:26.000 No one recognized it.

00:15:29.000 That's a bit merciful.

00:15:32.000 Too much indecence.

00:15:33.000 Too much indecence.

00:15:35.000 At a wake, do you usually look at the body?

00:15:37.000 I usually just take a glimpse and I'm like, okay.

00:15:40.000 I don't think I've ever been to an open casket.

00:15:42.000 What?

00:15:43.000 I'm not a funeral guy.

00:15:44.000 No, yeah, you can't get it.

00:15:45.000 I didn't even go to my grandma's body.

00:15:46.000 I didn't just not go.

00:15:47.000 Oh, I don't go all the time.

00:15:49.000 Really?

00:15:50.000 Yep.

00:15:50.000 Wow.

00:15:52.000 The person's dead.

00:15:53.000 Well, yeah, but that's, you know, I don't know.

00:15:56.000 I see it different.

00:15:57.000 Well, if you do go to a week, don't look at the body too long.

00:15:59.000 It'll stain your memory of what the person looks like a little bit.

00:16:03.000 There's that.

00:16:03.000 Yep.

00:16:05.000 I sometimes regret not going to my grandmother's funeral.

00:16:07.000 We were very close.

00:16:09.000 And I sent her a letter that bounced back.

00:16:10.000 And so I didn't correspond with her for like six months because I couldn't call her anymore because she was in the hospice.

00:16:18.000 And then I feel like she thought, oh, he wants me to die.

00:16:22.000 He hasn't written me.

00:16:23.000 He's given up on me.

00:16:24.000 But I called her every week for my whole life.

00:16:27.000 Well, she'll know that that's not the truth now.

00:16:29.000 Just pray to her and talk to her and be like, sorry about that.

00:16:31.000 That's forgivable to not go to an event.

00:16:34.000 But then after she died, Scotland was full.

00:16:37.000 There was like some big soccer game, and there was no hotels, and there was barely any flights.

00:16:42.000 And so, you know, she probably would have said, don't bother.

00:16:46.000 Yeah.

00:16:46.000 I mean, my uncle asked me, I asked him what his last wishes are.

00:16:49.000 He said, just put me in a bin bag.

00:16:52.000 It's a bin bag.

00:16:52.000 A garbage bag.

00:16:53.000 Oh, okay.

00:16:55.000 Yeah, I mean, you know.

00:17:00.000 What's this thing you keep getting me to join that Brett Weinstein got eaten alive in?

00:17:04.000 Oh, yeah.

00:17:05.000 Clubhouse.

00:17:06.000 Clubhouse.

00:17:07.000 I think it'd be great.

00:17:07.000 If you went on there for a little bit, you know, you got Tim Dylan and Rogan just did one.

00:17:11.000 If you followed Tim Dylan, he would follow you back.

00:17:14.000 Now you're in the room watching.

00:17:15.000 They'll see that you're in the room and maybe be like, hey, let's bring Gavin up here.

00:17:18.000 And you're not really on a Rogan, but now you're just chatting with people that you know and there's not such high stakes.

00:17:22.000 It's not like, oh.

00:17:23.000 Rogan's not going to have me on anything.

00:17:25.000 He could talk to you on Clubhouse.

00:17:26.000 I mean, there's nothing wrong with that.

00:17:27.000 I think he's got enough bravery to be like, yeah, what are you going to fucking tell me not to talk to him in the clubhouse?

00:17:33.000 I'm the kiss of death.

00:17:34.000 Well, we could also place bets on how long you'll last in there.

00:17:38.000 Oh, is that why you want me to go on?

00:17:39.000 Because you placed a bet.

00:17:40.000 I did not place a bet yet because you're not on there.

00:17:42.000 But I think you could have some fun.

00:17:44.000 You know, Fuentes is still on there somehow.

00:17:46.000 Ali Alexander and Jake.

00:17:47.000 Why don't we sign up right now?

00:17:48.000 Yeah, let's do it.

00:17:50.000 I could see if I could sign you up.

00:17:51.000 I think it's just an app.

00:17:52.000 Let me see here.

00:17:54.000 It's only available on app.

00:17:55.000 Well, anyway, I guess we won't do it live then.

00:17:57.000 Yeah, well, let's not do it live.

00:18:00.000 The Brett Weinstein people set stuff up.

00:18:03.000 Let me hear the Brett Weinstein thing, though.

00:18:05.000 So are you just talking?

00:18:07.000 Yes.

00:18:08.000 It's just audio.

00:18:09.000 Just audio?

00:18:10.000 Unless somebody records it, it's not meant to be recorded or restreamed.

00:18:14.000 So it's just an audio chat?

00:18:16.000 And is it streamed on the app?

00:18:17.000 It's like a live podcast that isn't used.

00:18:19.000 We'll pull it up on your phone right now.

00:18:23.000 Show the camera.

00:18:27.000 God, your tattoo is so embarrassing.

00:18:30.000 It looks like your friend is a smart orange.

00:18:34.000 He is.

00:18:37.000 Aren't you glad he is?

00:18:38.000 So right now, Jacob Wall is Ali Alexander's and Williams.

00:18:43.000 Oh, I shouldn't be doxing the info.

00:18:45.000 So yeah, you got...

00:18:46.000 So this is the stage where people...

00:18:48.000 He's going tox the info.

00:18:49.000 He's not going to deny the Holocaust.

00:18:50.000 Well, people that are.

00:18:52.000 Well, I'm talking, though.

00:18:53.000 So there's people up here on the stage, and these are all the viewers.

00:18:56.000 So if they see that you're a viewer, they could bring you up to the stage, and now you have the option to talk.

00:19:00.000 There's a couple of different rooms here.

00:19:03.000 See, that's the main page where you see people that you follow.

00:19:06.000 They're engaged in a room right now.

00:19:08.000 So Ali is in one.

00:19:09.000 Jacob's in another one.

00:19:11.000 Ashley St. Clair was in one the other day.

00:19:14.000 Fuentes was in one.

00:19:15.000 So it's just people that you know and then they're speaking freely and yada yada yada.

00:19:20.000 Well, if Fuentes is on, I won't get kicked off immediately.

00:19:24.000 Yeah, he's still on.

00:19:25.000 He's worse than me, isn't he?

00:19:26.000 That's what they say.

00:19:27.000 Who's more dangerous?

00:19:30.000 He's younger, so he has more influence.

00:19:34.000 So you should definitely join that.

00:19:36.000 Let me hear the Brett Weinstein thing.

00:19:38.000 So Ryan was playing this earlier when we were setting up for the show, and I noticed that the tone from the black people on the show is shh.

00:19:44.000 like at one point, Brett says, listen, which is a way of saying, hold on, I'm trying to say something.

00:19:48.000 But they take it as you listen to me.

00:19:50.000 And that's the new tone for blacks.

00:19:52.000 And I think this was set up by whites.

00:19:54.000 Whites are so ethnomasochistic and so apologetic that they say, when we talk, abuse me.

00:20:00.000 They're almost like they're in an SNM type of thing.

00:20:02.000 And they're like, dear master, if I say, listen, you tell me to shut up.

00:20:06.000 My only job is to listen to black voices because they're unheard.

00:20:09.000 And my voice doesn't matter.

00:20:11.000 Exactly like someone in an SNM relationship.

00:20:13.000 You know who usually likes to be dominated?

00:20:15.000 Powerful people that don't often get dominated.

00:20:18.000 Ooh, is that what it is?

00:20:20.000 Yeah.

00:20:20.000 Even in, you know, that trope happens a lot, but.

00:20:26.000 I dated a Dominatrix once.

00:20:28.000 And she said that.

00:20:31.000 Wait, here.

00:20:31.000 Let me try something.

00:20:37.000 That hit me in the shoulder.

00:20:47.000 That's pretty...

00:20:48.000 That's not a good shot to it.

00:20:51.000 Yeah, we used to staple ourselves in high school.

00:20:54.000 How bad is that?

00:20:56.000 Nothing.

00:20:56.000 Oh, really?

00:20:57.000 Yeah.

00:20:57.000 It hurts.

00:20:58.000 I'd ask you to do it to me, but I don't want to get tetanus or something.

00:21:02.000 I'd rather not.

00:21:03.000 Why not?

00:21:04.000 Because people depend on me.

00:21:07.000 Oh, you brought it up.

00:21:08.000 Now we have to do it.

00:21:09.000 Where?

00:21:09.000 On my arm?

00:21:10.000 Here, sure.

00:21:11.000 Oh, no.

00:21:11.000 Jesus Christ.

00:21:13.000 How about my leg?

00:21:15.000 Wait, that's going to do nerve damage or something.

00:21:18.000 It's not going to be damaged.

00:21:18.000 Wait, wait, wait.

00:21:19.000 Let me see.

00:21:19.000 Let me see the...

00:21:20.000 Shoot it out real quick.

00:21:22.000 Where is it?

00:21:24.000 Don't just sneak to it.

00:21:25.000 Don't just sneak.

00:21:26.000 Wait, put one out.

00:21:27.000 I want to see how long it is.

00:21:28.000 That could really do some damage.

00:21:31.000 It keeps flying all over the fuck place.

00:21:34.000 Ow!

00:21:35.000 Did I get you?

00:21:36.000 Yeah, it wasn't that bad.

00:21:37.000 Yeah, it's not that bad.

00:21:38.000 Alright, I was scared.

00:21:40.000 Ow!

00:21:44.000 So let's see.

00:21:47.000 This is Clubhouse.

00:21:51.000 He wasn't kicked.

00:21:52.000 He left, I think.

00:21:54.000 Also, I'm taking some time to notice, too, who's in here.

00:21:58.000 Thank you to whoever DM'd me, right?

00:21:59.000 But Brett Weinstein.

00:22:01.000 Yeah, I'm calling you out.

00:22:02.000 Somebody that they really promote on this app.

00:22:05.000 I'm always seeing him, like, not even the town halls on the stage, but in the audience.

00:22:09.000 He's always, like, having such a huge influence on this app, right?

00:22:12.000 And this nigga's mad racist.

00:22:14.000 Like, Adam Marks are anti.

00:22:16.000 Look at you, Brett.

00:22:18.000 Add and Mark.

00:22:19.000 I remember hearing about this.

00:22:20.000 I heard it was all black people.

00:22:22.000 You versus him, yeah, basically.

00:22:24.000 No, no, no, no.

00:22:24.000 I mean, in general, the app was black people.

00:22:26.000 I remember hearing there's this new app that black people use.

00:22:29.000 It's all talking and no typing.

00:22:30.000 No.

00:22:31.000 That's the way it's, that was the word out when it first started.

00:22:35.000 Maybe.

00:22:35.000 Yeah, it was a black person app.

00:22:36.000 Huh.

00:22:38.000 Who is it?

00:22:39.000 Brett Weinstein under Felicity, under exotic.

00:22:43.000 So exotic and then Felicity and then Ret Weinstein.

00:22:47.000 32,000 followers, but you're not going to go back and talk about this.

00:22:51.000 You're not going to talk about what we had to, you know what I'm saying?

00:22:53.000 None of that.

00:22:54.000 What's up?

00:22:54.000 Brooklyn to put this in a little bit more, but perspective.

00:22:59.000 I think Brett Eric and I'll let him speak for himself, but they are kind of a part of all the classical liberal groups or think,

00:23:15.000 I don't know what to call it.

00:23:16.000 School of thought is the term you're looking for, my dear.

00:23:19.000 And yes, that's accurate.

00:23:20.000 So he's not just, they're not just popular on this app.

00:23:23.000 They're popular amongst them.

00:23:24.000 Get to the juice here.

00:23:25.000 It's not very interesting.

00:23:26.000 So he comes in.

00:23:28.000 Say that.

00:23:29.000 That's racist.

00:23:30.000 Okay, that's a great part.

00:23:31.000 There's a couple of highlights here if you want to.

00:23:33.000 I'll let Brett explain himself.

00:23:34.000 Don't call it a congregation.

00:23:35.000 Don't say that.

00:23:36.000 That's racist.

00:23:37.000 Right.

00:23:38.000 And that was intentional.

00:23:39.000 So, so good.

00:23:40.000 Block him.

00:23:40.000 Let me move.

00:23:42.000 Using the word congregation is racist.

00:23:44.000 And then he said that was intentional, so I'm going to block him.

00:23:47.000 Yep.

00:23:48.000 Okay, another highlight.

00:23:49.000 So was he kicked out of that group or just that one guy doesn't see him?

00:23:52.000 I think eventually he was.

00:23:55.000 But wait, when that guy said, I'm going to block him, that wasn't Weinstein, though.

00:23:58.000 Oh, okay.

00:23:59.000 And we can't tell if he blocked him or not.

00:24:01.000 But I'm going to guess so.

00:24:03.000 You, Marcy, who was saying something about who I am?

00:24:05.000 Yeah, I was trying to give some context to these rooms, and I don't...

00:24:10.000 I wasn't here explaining that you have a podcast.

00:24:13.000 Am I mistaken?

00:24:14.000 Or are you also an investor on this app as well?

00:24:16.000 No, no, no, no.

00:24:17.000 I'm not an investor.

00:24:19.000 They promote you like you are.

00:24:20.000 They don't promote anybody.

00:24:21.000 I don't know that there's any promotion.

00:24:23.000 I've been here a little while.

00:24:25.000 I did get an invite fairly early on, but I don't think there's been any promotion here.

00:24:32.000 Okay, can we speak to the fact if you are anti-wokeness and the progression of black people?

00:24:37.000 Do you believe in white supremacy?

00:24:38.000 Do you believe in white?

00:24:40.000 Are those sentiments that you stand by?

00:24:44.000 People here are saying that you have spewed racism across the world.

00:24:46.000 You have spewed racism.

00:24:49.000 Makes him sound like a dragon.

00:24:51.000 You spewed.

00:24:53.000 There's footage of it.

00:24:55.000 You barfed the N-word.

00:24:56.000 There's some spew on this guy's legs.

00:25:00.000 Yeah, what happened?

00:25:02.000 I think there's a...

00:25:04.000 Oh, they move themselves.

00:25:05.000 Go ahead.

00:25:06.000 Can I ask something of you before I answer your questions?

00:25:10.000 Did you answer those questions?

00:25:12.000 Do you support white supremacy?

00:25:13.000 Are you anti-racist?

00:25:15.000 Antanphia.

00:25:17.000 Okay, I'm happy to do all these things, but I would ask you to try to listen.

00:25:22.000 No, full-time.

00:25:23.000 Listen, listen, white man.

00:25:24.000 We're in charge here, okay?

00:25:26.000 We asked you some questions.

00:25:27.000 You can answer them or you can go.

00:25:31.000 Here's the problem, Bray.

00:25:32.000 It's the same thing if I was to ask the president of the United States, what a previous president, when I asked him to...

00:25:37.000 DeGerald, we're not even going to...

00:25:39.000 DeGerald, please calm down.

00:25:40.000 DeGerald is his name?

00:25:42.000 De Apostrophe Gerald?

00:25:43.000 So is the slang for that de Jerry?

00:25:47.000 Well, when he's not in the room, you say that Gerald.

00:25:50.000 The Gerald.

00:25:51.000 The Gerald, yeah.

00:25:52.000 I guess he's Irish.

00:25:55.000 That's the part I wanted to get to.

00:25:56.000 That's perfect.

00:25:57.000 See, he fucked up when he said, listen.

00:25:59.000 He doesn't understand the vernacular here.

00:26:01.000 It's all about you being abused.

00:26:03.000 That's a sneak peek to the vibe at the court hearing, the appeal court.

00:26:09.000 Yeah, no, no, you listen here.

00:26:10.000 Oh, yeah, yeah.

00:26:11.000 One of the lawyers that was appealing John's case, the white guy, she asked him a question, isn't that enough for assault, attempted assault?

00:26:20.000 And he goes, Look, whether it's, and they go, no, no, no, no, you don't get to do that.

00:26:23.000 And she's laughing at him.

00:26:25.000 You don't get to do that.

00:26:26.000 Let's explain how this works here.

00:26:28.000 Yeah.

00:26:30.000 Yeah, you're telling me to join it.

00:26:31.000 It just sounds like a bunch of black people abusing it.

00:26:32.000 And I can't resist pushing buttons.

00:26:35.000 So if they said, do you support white supremacy?

00:26:37.000 I couldn't not say yes.

00:26:40.000 Not say.

00:26:41.000 Just to make them go crazy.

00:26:42.000 I couldn't not say not say.

00:26:44.000 No, I guarantee you there is a bubble of just conservative talkers on there, speakers.

00:26:50.000 And there's a community in there.

00:26:52.000 I don't know what the fuck it's meant for, but it's been hijacked in that case, if that's the case.

00:26:58.000 And it's just an open platform for people like...

00:27:00.000 I mean, this is the icon for it, by the way.

00:27:03.000 So it's not for black folks.

00:27:06.000 That guy's like every race in the world and almost every race.

00:27:09.000 I'm kind of a fag, but kind of.

00:27:11.000 What's it called?

00:27:11.000 Only Club?

00:27:12.000 Clubhouse.

00:27:13.000 Clubhouse.

00:27:15.000 Because I joined OnlyFans and I haven't had anyone sign up.

00:27:20.000 That's sad.

00:27:21.000 And I'm sending out like cock shots.

00:27:23.000 I'm ejaculating.

00:27:24.000 I'm wearing lingerie.

00:27:25.000 I have a huge butt plug up my ass.

00:27:27.000 Are you putting that in front of the paywall?

00:27:29.000 Yeah.

00:27:29.000 Well, that's why they're not signing up.

00:27:31.000 No.

00:27:33.000 You can't give away the milk, otherwise they're not going to buy the cow.

00:27:35.000 Okay, see, it doesn't explain any of that.

00:27:37.000 Yeah, I know.

00:27:38.000 You have to be a smart utrepreneur.

00:27:42.000 Open.

00:27:42.000 Okay, I'm opening Clubhouse.

00:27:44.000 Yes.

00:27:45.000 Username, Gavin McInnes.

00:27:50.000 Password.

00:27:52.000 Oh, that's easy.

00:27:52.000 I do.

00:27:53.000 What if you're a Gavin McCabe?

00:27:54.000 From my bank.

00:27:55.000 Gavin McCabe.

00:27:56.000 John Joseph XXXE.

00:27:59.000 That's not smart.

00:28:01.000 Wait, I was joking about the password and I forgot my real password.

00:28:07.000 That's crazy.

00:28:08.000 Something wrong with that.

00:28:11.000 Exactly.

00:28:11.000 Okay, login.

00:28:13.000 Invalid username or password.

00:28:17.000 But I just started.

00:28:20.000 Can I tell you another thing that happens in there just to skim forward?

00:28:23.000 Somebody says, well, Brett, if you don't answer that, we can kick you out.

00:28:27.000 And then you cash app everybody $1,000 for reparations.

00:28:30.000 Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:28:32.000 There's also him explaining it on his little podcast here, Dark Horse Podcast Clips.

00:28:37.000 Michael Tracy, the journalist.

00:28:38.000 Join our wait list, and we'll let you know when we open up sign-ups on our mobile app.

00:28:42.000 Wait, what?

00:28:43.000 What?

00:28:44.000 Wait, I think I could invite you.

00:28:46.000 So let me go ahead and do that.

00:28:48.000 You have to be invited.

00:28:50.000 Oh, yeah, that's what I heard about the black app.

00:28:52.000 It's all black people, and few white people are allowed on because they have to be signed up by black folks.

00:28:57.000 That out of the way.

00:28:58.000 So it sounds like white people went and took a perfectly reasonable black app.

00:29:03.000 You are invited.

00:29:05.000 So that's email?

00:29:07.000 Oh, wait, I saw a notification.

00:29:09.000 Notification.

00:29:10.000 Ryan Rivera.

00:29:12.000 That's weird.

00:29:13.000 Spic is.

00:29:14.000 Well, half.

00:29:15.000 Half Spic, half regular.

00:29:17.000 You're also half a fag.

00:29:18.000 He's your fag.

00:29:27.000 Clubhouse drop-in audio chat.

00:29:30.000 Okay, open.

00:29:33.000 Get your username.

00:29:36.000 So you're in.

00:29:37.000 Well, now it's almost like a whole different app.

00:29:40.000 So they just text me a code?

00:29:43.000 Okay.

00:29:44.000 Oops.

00:29:45.000 Oh, shit.

00:29:45.000 Now I can't find the app.

00:29:47.000 You want me to just play some of this while you...

00:29:49.000 No, no, no.

00:29:50.000 Now I'm lost.

00:29:50.000 This is sort of the boomer.

00:29:53.000 It's not the boomer.

00:29:55.000 Uh.

00:30:04.000 Okay.

00:30:05.000 Next.

00:30:07.000 Import from Twitter.

00:30:09.000 I cannot import from Twitter.

00:30:12.000 Here's my full name.

00:30:14.000 Gavin Gavin McInnes.

00:30:19.000 Gavin McGinnis.

00:30:23.000 This is Gavin McGinnis.

00:30:24.000 Great.

00:30:25.000 Now add a photo.

00:30:26.000 Okay.

00:30:27.000 I'll take a photo.

00:30:29.000 Okay.

00:30:30.000 Flip it around.

00:30:38.000 This is some boomy-ass shit here, my nigga.

00:30:40.000 Really?

00:30:41.000 I thought I was going pretty fast.

00:30:42.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah, you are.

00:30:43.000 And you're using your thumbs, too.

00:30:44.000 Boomers usually use, like, one hand they hold the phone, the other one's, like, pointer finger they touch.

00:30:49.000 Okay.

00:30:50.000 Bitcoin or dial.

00:30:51.000 Find your friends.

00:30:51.000 Say a couple calls in here.

00:30:54.000 And now I got to find my friends.

00:30:55.000 Ezra Levant is in here.

00:30:57.000 It's going through my contacts.

00:30:58.000 Oh, man.

00:30:59.000 This is like...

00:31:00.000 I have 8 million friends.

00:31:04.000 And then it says, shall you just select them all?

00:31:06.000 Fuck no.

00:31:08.000 So that just adds a whole.

00:31:10.000 My contacts are so vast, there's like 10,000 Peters.

00:31:16.000 10,000 Peters and all you need is a total.

00:31:18.000 Alright, let's check in on my pet Biden, shall we?

00:31:20.000 We shall.

00:31:24.000 Biden.

00:31:28.000 Biden.

00:31:30.000 President.

00:31:33.000 Sleepy.

00:31:37.000 Wait, what?

00:31:38.000 That doesn't rhyme.

00:31:42.000 So we alluded to this yesterday, but now we're going to do it.

00:31:46.000 1-4.

00:31:46.000 Let's check in on My Pet Biden's pet, which is called, what's his name, Mason?

00:31:52.000 So that's like your grandpet.

00:31:55.000 Pause.

00:31:57.000 Right?

00:31:57.000 Is that his name?

00:31:58.000 What's his name?

00:31:59.000 Major.

00:32:00.000 Major.

00:32:01.000 I woof like to puffusely papologize to the nice Secret Service Hoo-Man whose hand...

00:32:08.000 Why do they talk like this?

00:32:09.000 Because dogs are stupid.

00:32:11.000 But they're babies?

00:32:13.000 Yeah, and they like throwing in dog references.

00:32:16.000 So they're babies who are really good at puns?

00:32:20.000 Is this person intelligent or dumb?

00:32:23.000 I did not mean to use my teefies.

00:32:25.000 I was startled by his presence and I did not recognize him.

00:32:30.000 I hope he can forgive me.

00:32:32.000 I am furry saddened by my behavior.

00:32:34.000 This is like weird furry shit.

00:32:36.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:32:37.000 I promise sexy.

00:32:38.000 But Steven Crowder does this too with his dog.

00:32:41.000 His dog has a whole Twitter account, too.

00:32:44.000 That's fine.

00:32:45.000 And he talks like this.

00:32:47.000 In fact.

00:32:47.000 No, he doesn't.

00:32:48.000 Yes, he does.

00:32:50.000 Look up Steven Crowder's dog's Twitter.

00:32:52.000 I will.

00:32:53.000 It's exactly the same.

00:32:54.000 And I like Steven, but I do not advocate for any kind of anthropomorphization of dogs.

00:32:59.000 They're losers.

00:33:02.000 They have been trained for thousands of years to become de-wolfed and pro-human.

00:33:08.000 We've trained them, conditioned them to love you unconditionally.

00:33:11.000 So of course you love it.

00:33:13.000 It's a teddy bear.

00:33:17.000 Hopper.

00:33:17.000 Hopper, yeah.

00:33:18.000 Hopper.

00:33:19.000 Ben is hopper.

00:33:20.000 Bad news, guys.

00:33:21.000 Your dog does not have a last name.

00:33:24.000 He doesn't have an identity.

00:33:25.000 He barely has a gender.

00:33:26.000 Why do we correct?

00:33:28.000 Hey, so she's cute.

00:33:29.000 What's her name?

00:33:30.000 It's he.

00:33:31.000 Oh, my God.

00:33:32.000 I give a fuck.

00:33:34.000 I was going to buy it a dress, and now I'm not going to?

00:33:38.000 Why do we care?

00:33:39.000 Why can't you find this?

00:33:41.000 It's not under Hopper Crowder, unfortunately.

00:33:47.000 S. Crowder?

00:33:50.000 Just, did you look up Steven Crowder's dog's Twitter?

00:33:53.000 Yep, that's literally, yeah.

00:33:54.000 Steven Crowder Dog Twitter.

00:33:57.000 Anyway, maybe it was an Instagram account.

00:34:00.000 He does have an Instagram account, that's for sure.

00:34:02.000 No, the dog.

00:34:02.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:34:03.000 I saw that.

00:34:05.000 Well, find it then.

00:34:08.000 Yeah, maybe I'm thinking.

00:34:10.000 Hoppers say, don't pee on the tree.

00:34:14.000 I see.

00:34:16.000 Yeah.

00:34:19.000 Well, wasn't that dog dying?

00:34:21.000 Yeah, that's what I'm saying.

00:34:22.000 We can't disparage him.

00:34:23.000 I'm losing my best friend.

00:34:25.000 We shouldn't disparage a passed away dog, though, to be fair.

00:34:28.000 Well, no, I don't think he died.

00:34:30.000 I think Crowder went and got a clone, the same, like it's an Australian sheepdog, albino, or whatever the fuck it is.

00:34:36.000 Yeah.

00:34:36.000 And now his poor wife is stuck with two giant dogs.

00:34:40.000 I mean, walking them must take all day.

00:34:43.000 They're big, huge fucking dogs.

00:34:46.000 That's true.

00:34:47.000 I think dogs should live for a year.

00:34:49.000 That's a short time.

00:34:51.000 14 is way too long.

00:34:53.000 Look at this.

00:34:54.000 Kind of a bad ass.

00:34:55.000 Anyone who else is really annoying with their dog is Dana Perino.

00:34:59.000 She calls him America's dog.

00:35:01.000 And when the subject of my kids would come up when I worked at Fox, I'd get this eye roll from her.

00:35:06.000 I love her.

00:35:07.000 She's a really cool person.

00:35:09.000 But her love of her dog, Jasper, is downright embarrassing.

00:35:12.000 And it's so clearly, transparently misdirected maternal instinct.

00:35:16.000 More like Dana Perina.

00:35:18.000 Perina.

00:35:19.000 It's weird that she had a beautiful, bucolic, rural childhood on a farm.

00:35:25.000 She'd be a perfect mom.

00:35:27.000 But she met that awesome cross-eyed guy on a plane.

00:35:30.000 He already had a family.

00:35:31.000 He wasn't interested.

00:35:32.000 And she went, no problem.

00:35:33.000 I'll just have Jasper.

00:35:34.000 Oh, man.

00:35:35.000 America.

00:35:36.000 Dude, she would make themed lunches for the kids.

00:35:40.000 I know.

00:35:41.000 It's usually the case.

00:35:42.000 So many of my friends that I know, like Anthony Kumia, he's like, I'm glad I didn't have a kid.

00:35:46.000 Fuck.

00:35:47.000 I wouldn't know what to do with him.

00:35:48.000 All I do is play with my drones and make spaceships online and play video games in my giant house with a huge pool.

00:35:58.000 You would have been a super dad.

00:36:00.000 They would have been like, I don't want to hang out with my friends.

00:36:01.000 I'm hanging out with my dad.

00:36:03.000 Because he likes karaoke, drones, video games, and everything I do.

00:36:06.000 So anyway, my pet Biden is he bit one of the guys.

00:36:12.000 And I'm dying to know if the Secret Service guy he bit was black.

00:36:16.000 Wouldn't that be awesome?

00:36:18.000 No offense?

00:36:19.000 Because if Trump had a German Shepherd, we saw Ivanka got in trouble for having a white dog because that's white supremacy.

00:36:26.000 Right.

00:36:27.000 Not kidding.

00:36:30.000 It's amazing.

00:36:31.000 What?

00:36:35.000 I just realized where I'm going to put that shelf that drops down with the Maker's Market.

00:36:38.000 It's going to go in my office right behind my desk.

00:36:40.000 Won't that be badass?

00:36:41.000 Genius, genius, genius.

00:36:43.000 Good place for Coke, too.

00:36:44.000 Too bad I'm too old to do it.

00:36:45.000 Don't admit that.

00:36:46.000 But she got in shit for that dog being racist.

00:36:48.000 So can you imagine if Trump had a German Shepherd and it bit a black Secret Service guy?

00:36:52.000 I mean, that would be a new Black Dogs Matter.

00:36:57.000 Yes.

00:36:58.000 Bit a German Shepherd.

00:36:59.000 And I also have to admit, as I mentioned in the show yesterday, I secretly want the Secret Service guy, white or black, to die from an infection.

00:37:05.000 So that tweet exists and the guy he bit is dead.

00:37:11.000 We just got word that the Secret Service Man died.

00:37:15.000 I feel very, furry, furry guilty.

00:37:24.000 That would be the most horrific thing for the family to be like, this is the most maudlin.

00:37:29.000 Hi, I'm calling from the White House.

00:37:30.000 If it's any constellation, Major puffusely papologizes about your son dying.

00:37:39.000 That's like a hell.

00:37:40.000 We were going to have him there at the funeral.

00:37:44.000 We'll probably have a muzzle on him, right?

00:37:45.000 You want a muzzle?

00:37:46.000 Yes, please.

00:37:48.000 This is insensitive, I know, but you want the bones of your son, right?

00:37:52.000 Because he seemed to take a liking of them.

00:37:54.000 All of them?

00:37:55.000 The 911.

00:37:56.000 Are you bearing 100% of his bones?

00:37:59.000 Because, I mean, this is probably the worst time to be saying this, but his femur is not going to be doing him a lot of good, six feet under.

00:38:07.000 And if you're going to cremate him, we would literally kill to have his femur.

00:38:13.000 Like, literally.

00:38:14.000 I'll tell Hillary if you don't give me his femur.

00:38:17.000 Speaking of dogs, Pitbull was dropping mad science.

00:38:21.000 You know, when you see someone who would probably be stupid saying smart things, they've probably experienced Cuba.

00:38:29.000 Or mushrooms.

00:38:30.000 You know, that's the way I look at this shit.

00:38:31.000 And even going into this, I don't know if y'all know about this, but might as well put it out there, especially in y'all show, because y'all got folks that need this more than anybody.

00:38:40.000 We all need it.

00:38:43.000 There's a rehearsal that went on before this whole shit.

00:38:47.000 It's called Event 201.

00:38:49.000 October 18th, 2019.

00:38:52.000 This shit came out.

00:38:53.000 It was written by the John Hopkins University, which is in cahoots with Bill Gates, Melinda Gates Foundation.

00:39:00.000 And this was a complete rehearsal of what we did right now.

00:39:05.000 Just to let them know, nigga, big names.

00:39:08.000 Coronavirus.

00:39:09.000 From 2004, big fuck like a patent.

00:39:13.000 From there, you have a segment what it's segment financial, what we gonna do, segment travel, what we gonna do, segment what we gonna do when it comes to online.

00:39:23.000 And if anybody is not a part of the narrative, we're gonna take it off online, which to me smells like communism.

00:39:31.000 You feel me?

00:39:32.000 And obviously, that's what our families live through, and I'm sure all of our families have similar stories.

00:39:38.000 After Buddy and them did that, which the main doctor that was there, his name was George Fugao.

00:39:46.000 I might not remember the verse off fucking verse I was trying to spit, but I remember George Fugao.

00:39:53.000 That's got great retention.

00:39:54.000 George Fugao is the main.

00:39:55.000 Maybe rappers have good memory retention because they have to remember all those stupid lyrics.

00:40:00.000 Yeah.

00:40:00.000 True that.

00:40:02.000 In China and a virologist out of Wuhan.

00:40:08.000 Right?

00:40:08.000 Listen to me.

00:40:09.000 We're here.

00:40:11.000 Wait a minute, go back.

00:40:12.000 I was too busy worrying about rap.

00:40:13.000 After all of that and a virologist out of Wuhan.

00:40:15.000 Wait, go back a little more?

00:40:19.000 Fucking the verse I was trying to spit, but I remember George Fugao.

00:40:24.000 George Fugao is the main doctor for the CDC in China and a virologist out of Wuhan.

00:40:35.000 Right?

00:40:35.000 Listening.

00:40:37.000 He was backing that event.

00:40:40.000 Okay, that's pretty big.

00:40:42.000 Come on.

00:40:43.000 Wait, wait, wait.

00:40:44.000 Just stop.

00:40:46.000 We're all negative.

00:40:46.000 We're all devil's advocate.

00:40:47.000 We're all skeptics, but that's pretty big.

00:40:50.000 That one of the doctors at this event was a Wuhan virologist.

00:40:55.000 That's pretty crazy.

00:40:57.000 This dude who was just on Rogan was talking about this shit, too, how in Wuhan, they had all this.

00:41:04.000 They go into it pretty good.

00:41:06.000 Where, you know, this guy was like, we need to know where this came from.

00:41:09.000 And then it just so happens that the first outbreak came from Wuhan.

00:41:12.000 And then the first...

00:41:13.000 Check it out.

00:41:14.000 There's a lot of info.

00:41:15.000 What are you wearing?

00:41:16.000 I'm not a rapper, so I can't retain it.

00:41:18.000 Hot ass, yeah.

00:41:22.000 Why are your sleeves cut off to such a degree that we can see your back knee?

00:41:25.000 I'm going to hit the gym after this.

00:41:27.000 I'm going to let everybody know that I got skin problems.

00:41:31.000 Yeah.

00:41:31.000 Why don't you hit the mortuary?

00:41:33.000 Why don't you hit the morgue after this?

00:41:35.000 Hard.

00:41:36.000 Well, that'll cut.

00:41:37.000 Keep going.

00:41:39.000 Main CEOs in the world, Pan, major companies, resign.

00:41:43.000 About a thousand and some chains.

00:41:45.000 So that means they pull out high.

00:41:49.000 That means they take the ride high.

00:41:52.000 And then they buy low.

00:41:54.000 Well, everything went.

00:41:55.000 God knows what they did that they didn't do.

00:41:56.000 But either way, I'm talking about Disney, Hulu, Microsoft, Nike, Wells Fargo, Boeing.

00:42:02.000 You name it.

00:42:02.000 You look at them.

00:42:04.000 Okay, let's look that up.

00:42:08.000 Look up thousands CEOs resigned.

00:42:13.000 Because that's another, if that's true, that's pretty spookedelic.

00:42:16.000 Thousands, right?

00:42:18.000 Yeah.

00:42:19.000 No, it's a thousand and some change, so.

00:42:22.000 Can we see the results?

00:42:26.000 Boards have been too compliant, and they're fully recognizing it's their job to be vigilant about chief executive misbehavior, said one advocate for corporate governance.

00:42:35.000 Hmm.

00:42:37.000 Oh, remember when this happened?

00:42:39.000 Yeah, there was a big...

00:42:41.000 Yeah, that was...

00:42:42.000 I remember when this was happening, when they were like, why do those CEOs step in that?

00:42:45.000 It is known to see such a rash of executive exit amid robust corporate earnings and records.

00:42:51.000 Okay, I got to say to my friend Sahill out there, I heard that you and your wife have been listening to Ben Shapiro on repeat.

00:43:01.000 Why would you watch Ben Shapiro's show and not this show?

00:43:05.000 They're moving to Florida.

00:43:06.000 They're done with liberals.

00:43:08.000 And they go, his wife said to my wife, we just want to listen to Ben Shapiro on repeat and we're done with this shit.

00:43:15.000 They're not even right-wing.

00:43:17.000 They're just done with the lunacy of the left and canceling cartoons and all that shit.

00:43:21.000 And when I heard that, my feelings were hurt.

00:43:23.000 This is Ben Shapiro.

00:43:24.000 Same stories, but deeper.

00:43:26.000 And then there's an element of humor.

00:43:28.000 He's not stapling anyone's track pants to their leg.

00:43:31.000 I like Ben Shapiro, but this is better.

00:43:34.000 Why would you listen to any other news show?

00:43:36.000 Anthony Coome is good.

00:43:39.000 He goes deep on some shit.

00:43:40.000 I would consider him competition.

00:43:42.000 In fact, I listen to him a lot because I'm trying to improve.

00:43:45.000 But Ben Shapiro, it's just good, informative news with a nasally voice and no particularly risque insight.

00:43:55.000 You're not going to get some levity in there.

00:43:57.000 You're just going to spiral.

00:43:58.000 We just listened to a rapper named Pit Bull with a great segue from Biden's Dog, and he was spouting a bunch of crazy conspiracy shit that turns out is true.

00:44:11.000 That scared the shit out of me.

00:44:14.000 I thought someone was outside our studio.

00:44:16.000 Doing rap.

00:44:18.000 I was like, they found the fucking studio.

00:44:22.000 All right, speaking of blacks, let's jump to racism.

00:44:28.000 Let's talk about racism.

00:44:33.000 Those racist guys.

00:44:37.000 So we established yesterday that Chauvin trial is going to be fucking nuts.

00:44:42.000 He's innocent, so they either put an innocent man in prison, which is horrific, because that means the court of public opinion can have you thrown in jail, which it happened to Max and John, so it'll happen to him.

00:44:55.000 Or they do announce him innocent, and then America burns to the ground.

00:45:04.000 Reader sent this in because I was flaughing at the term misogynoir if you're a misogisto to black woman.

00:45:10.000 Now we have black womanonics, womanomics, black womanomics, investing in the underinvested.

00:45:17.000 No thanks.

00:45:19.000 Speaking of the uninvested, though, our poet laureate who invented the there's no justice, just us.

00:45:26.000 This is old news now.

00:45:27.000 I've been piggybacking for a while.

00:45:29.000 Thursday's a very clean up to computer day.

00:45:32.000 A security guard tailed me on my walk home tonight, he demanded if I lived there.

00:45:36.000 That's terrible grammar.

00:45:38.000 He demanded if I lived there.

00:45:40.000 I demand that you live here.

00:45:41.000 Okay, done.

00:45:43.000 I already live here.

00:45:44.000 Yeah.

00:45:44.000 He demanded I lived there.

00:45:46.000 Okay, well, you know what's convenient?

00:45:49.000 All my stuff's already in the house.

00:45:51.000 Yeah.

00:45:52.000 I'm done.

00:45:53.000 Wait, he demanded if.

00:45:54.000 Did he demand I grow a mustache?

00:45:56.000 Wait, no, he only demanded if she lived there.

00:45:58.000 He demanded if I lived there.

00:46:00.000 Oh, but if you do live here, so demand.

00:46:02.000 But if she didn't, then he doesn't demand.

00:46:04.000 Okay, demand it.

00:46:05.000 What are you going to demand now that I live here?

00:46:07.000 You look suspicious.

00:46:07.000 I showed my...

00:46:08.000 This is the poet laureate, and she can't speak English.

00:46:10.000 It's not a grammar.

00:46:11.000 It's a laureate.

00:46:14.000 I showed my legs and buzzed myself into my building.

00:46:17.000 He left.

00:46:17.000 No apology.

00:46:18.000 Show my legs?

00:46:19.000 Show my keys.

00:46:20.000 I'm kidding.

00:46:20.000 Oh.

00:46:20.000 This is the reality of black girls.

00:46:22.000 One day you're called an icon.

00:46:23.000 The next day, a threat.

00:46:25.000 Well, then don't be a threat.

00:46:27.000 Let's not get ahead of ourselves there, icon.

00:46:29.000 Wow, a fantastic Washington Post beast, by blah, blah.

00:46:31.000 We live in a contradictory society that can celebrate a black girl poet and also pepper spray a nine-year-old.

00:46:37.000 Yeah, it's called 700 or 330 million people.

00:46:41.000 You see me, but also see all.

00:46:44.000 That was the fucking annoying thing about the equalizer.

00:46:47.000 At the end of the movie, the movie, the episode, Queen Latifah drives this black girl to a prison where you can see the prisoners working out.

00:46:54.000 Must have been a hell of a drive, by the way.

00:46:56.000 Was it a six-hour drive to governor?

00:46:59.000 And you see the black girls all working in the playground of the jail.

00:47:05.000 And she goes, you see that?

00:47:07.000 And she goes, yeah, you see what they all have in common?

00:47:09.000 They all black.

00:47:11.000 She goes, that's what everyone wants you to be.

00:47:13.000 They want you in that cage.

00:47:15.000 You have to rise above that.

00:47:17.000 And I was with my kids.

00:47:18.000 I go, guys, America does not want all black girls in prison.

00:47:22.000 The prison is what we have as a last resort.

00:47:24.000 We don't like people in there.

00:47:26.000 We want black girls to become accountants and whatever.

00:47:30.000 That's why when you have someone who's a little bit talented, like this poet laureate, we all shit our pants and she's inaugurating the president.

00:47:39.000 Pull her up.

00:47:39.000 I want to hear another one of her fucking poems.

00:47:42.000 Pull her up in YouTube.

00:47:43.000 Amanda Gorman.

00:47:46.000 When we walk on the sidewalk, we walk on our sides, sidestepping each other, aware that if we were to have Chinese food in a walk, we would have to walk there sideways because China is upside down on the bottom of the world,

00:48:06.000 on the bottom of our scales, on the bottom of our equality, where black boys and black men abuse yellow boys and yellow men and beat them and rob them and leave them on their side, on the side walk with their walks upside down and all that hot food on their head.

00:48:34.000 This is going to suck.

00:48:36.000 What is the way forward?

00:48:38.000 When women have met many roadblocks instead of actual loads, what is the way forward?

00:48:44.000 When on this path, we've been made to carry heavy loads.

00:48:48.000 In many ways, today at Forbes is to open up those blocked doors because we know we literally cannot afford to keep a woman from the table.

00:48:59.000 In many ways, today at Forbes is to recognize women as light, as orbs, as beacons, as that force to be recognized.

00:49:08.000 So basically her whole shtick is it sucks to be black and a black woman and everyone hates us and we've suffered so much.

00:49:17.000 See, if I was black, I'd go, can you stop saying that all the time?

00:49:21.000 You're making me sound like a pussy and a whiner.

00:49:25.000 You know, Russia lost, what, 27 million in World War II?

00:49:30.000 You keep having to look it up.

00:49:31.000 They never mention it.

00:49:32.000 Mao lost, China lost 80 million to Mao's great leap forward.

00:49:36.000 There's still statues of him everywhere.

00:49:37.000 They don't care.

00:49:38.000 They don't talk about it.

00:49:39.000 It's kind of lame to constantly be whining about 400 years ago.

00:49:43.000 Do you hear me bitching about the English who had us under siege, the Scots, for 700 years?

00:49:49.000 The lack of shame is appalling where it's just like, I want free shit.

00:49:53.000 I want you to give me free shit.

00:49:56.000 That's embarrassing normal.

00:49:59.000 Hand gestures have got to go.

00:50:00.000 And equality out of many was born one people, a teeming nation made of nations at its very foundation.

00:50:10.000 A dream for life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.

00:50:20.000 Today, we gather to let our founders words measure of our country's might.

00:50:26.000 And while we cannot shake or cast aside our past, every day we write the future.

00:50:35.000 She's like Yoda.

00:50:36.000 That's the same thing as the other one.

00:50:37.000 Where do we go from here?

00:50:39.000 I could write all of this.

00:50:42.000 Most educational experience of my week outside of lecture and section.

00:50:48.000 I realized that I actually have 10 minutes to talk and I was going to actually read two poems.

00:50:53.000 What I'd actually like to do instead is to only read one poem, but to have a conversation about how that poem came to be.

00:51:01.000 Because I'm not sure if I can do it.

00:51:04.000 This is my rep in Westchester.

00:51:06.000 I saw signs all over my neighborhood for this guy.

00:51:08.000 His name's Jamal Warren, I think.

00:51:12.000 And the taxes we pay in New York are leading to a mass exodus.

00:51:16.000 This guy comes in.

00:51:17.000 He's a fucking socialist.

00:51:19.000 And he raises taxes like crazy.

00:51:21.000 And now he's imposing this woke equalityism.

00:51:26.000 It's like fascism of equality.

00:51:28.000 Standardized testing is a pillar of systemic racism.

00:51:32.000 The racist beginnings of standardized testing.

00:51:34.000 Are mirrors also racist, dude?

00:51:37.000 Then this is what the left does.

00:51:39.000 They're locusts.

00:51:40.000 They see an area that has good schools and low taxes.

00:51:43.000 They move there because the real estate's on fire.

00:51:46.000 And they send their kids to the good schools.

00:51:48.000 It's cheaper than private and it's just as good.

00:51:50.000 And then they start electing socialists who want to enforce this woke agenda.

00:51:55.000 And then the schools start sucking and the taxes get high and the real estate plummets.

00:51:59.000 And then they move.

00:52:02.000 Like, people say it's great that Californians are leaving and going to Texas.

00:52:05.000 That's one angle.

00:52:07.000 Another angle is: Texas is getting ruined by the locusts.

00:52:11.000 That's why, when I went to Montana, I said, I love it here.

00:52:13.000 And she goes, Thanks.

00:52:14.000 Don't tell your friends.

00:52:17.000 Don't California my Montana.

00:52:21.000 You know, that happened.

00:52:22.000 They use that for Florida, Texas.

00:52:25.000 Anywhere that's not California, that's awesome, apparently.

00:52:30.000 Don't California my anything.

00:52:31.000 I thought this was interesting.

00:52:35.000 Oh, this is Antifa BLM, I guess.

00:52:38.000 But let's just jump into it without an intro.

00:52:40.000 The Antifa riots provide social reforms.

00:52:44.000 But capital, people who storm the Capitol, they go to jail.

00:52:48.000 Riots are destructive and dangerous and scary, but just like getting your shots or pulling out a splinter, they can lead to serious social reforms.

00:52:57.000 It's just ripping off the band-aid.

00:52:59.000 That's what riots are.

00:53:00.000 To prevent more violent uprisings and protests, we need to take their causes seriously.

00:53:05.000 Conversely, every person who forced their way into the capital should be arrested.

00:53:09.000 Lock them all up.

00:53:11.000 Notice the lack of nuance in that second subhead.

00:53:17.000 And so we're seeing the socialists, the radical leftists control the country, and it's not going well.

00:53:23.000 Check out Tyrone over here in 34.

00:53:30.000 Oh, this is a separate thing.

00:53:33.000 Wait.

00:53:36.000 Here's the second one.

00:53:37.000 No, no, no, that's not what I was talking about.

00:53:40.000 Oh, yeah, go to jump ahead to 51.

00:53:46.000 What is this doing in feminism?

00:53:48.000 Yeah, I put this in the wrong section.

00:53:53.000 This area behind me is the George Floyd Memorial.

00:53:56.000 This is where George Floyd was killed back in May.

00:53:59.000 Take a look.

00:54:00.000 Don't care.

00:54:01.000 These barricades have been set up by protesters and supporters of the movement.

00:54:07.000 They don't allow anyone in, not even the police.

00:54:09.000 It's called an autonomous zone.

00:54:12.000 And you're going to be in a bad situation in a second.

00:54:20.000 Because you've been called out for what you are, and you need to get out of here.

00:54:23.000 Please go.

00:54:25.000 We know what you are.

00:54:26.000 You need to get in your car and go.

00:54:28.000 I don't give a f who you are.

00:54:30.000 You're going to be called out for who you are.

00:54:31.000 You need to get in your car.

00:54:33.000 Did you hear that?

00:54:34.000 You're going to be in a very bad situation in a minute.

00:54:36.000 You're getting called out for who you are.

00:54:38.000 He's speaking his own stupid, tough guy nerd language.

00:54:43.000 I wish I was there and I couldn't.

00:54:45.000 I'd like to embark on this bad situation, please.

00:54:48.000 First, I'm going to knock out the fat chick so she doesn't get in the way.

00:54:51.000 And then it's going to be you and I in your weird thigh bag.

00:54:54.000 How about this?

00:54:54.000 You can't pass that barrier.

00:54:55.000 That's where you're safe.

00:54:57.000 So if you step past that barrier, you're fucked.

00:54:59.000 In front of your stupid.

00:55:00.000 What's his thigh bag?

00:55:02.000 Gay shit.

00:55:04.000 I don't know.

00:55:05.000 Is that a helmet, maybe?

00:55:07.000 I don't know.

00:55:08.000 Look at that meek fuck.

00:55:13.000 Getting called out for who you are.

00:55:15.000 He's emulating blackness.

00:55:16.000 Sort of.

00:55:17.000 It's their own hybrid.

00:55:19.000 It's the Antifa BLM personality.

00:55:22.000 It's great for people who are already empty vessels.

00:55:24.000 You just pour it in.

00:55:33.000 Nice microphone, dude.

00:55:34.000 Get the furry thing on it.

00:55:46.000 From what I understand, it's kind of volatile.

00:55:51.000 People that want to go and support doesn't feel a sense of inclusion.

00:55:57.000 A sense?

00:55:58.000 Do you have a sense of inclusion?

00:56:00.000 I have insense of inclusion.

00:56:01.000 It's Nag Shampa.

00:56:03.000 Of a like militant type atmosphere over there and a sense of fear.

00:56:08.000 Kim Griffin supports police reform and was outside the courthouse protesting Floyd's death, but she does not agree with what's happening at the memorial.

00:56:16.000 Her nephew, 28-year-old Emez Wright, was shot and killed there over the weekend.

00:56:22.000 That's what it takes for someone to object to Antifa.

00:56:24.000 You have to kill one of their immediate family members.

00:56:28.000 And with black families, nephews, nieces are basically daughters and sons.

00:56:33.000 They're sort of like American Indians.

00:56:35.000 Where cousins all blend together in one family.

00:56:37.000 So that's basically her brother.

00:56:39.000 Or her son, really, who was killed.

00:56:41.000 I mean, she changed his diapers.

00:56:43.000 She helped raise him.

00:56:44.000 And now he's dead.

00:56:45.000 So she goes, I actually don't like it there.

00:56:48.000 Really?

00:56:48.000 So you're not showing solidarity?

00:56:50.000 Why?

00:56:51.000 They shot and murdered my son.

00:56:54.000 Oh, okay.

00:56:54.000 Well, there are sacrifices that need to be made for the movement.

00:56:58.000 Surprising.

00:56:59.000 He was a soldier.

00:57:09.000 Not allowed by who?

00:57:09.000 I mean, they're the police.

00:57:11.000 The law enforcement, it was made clear law enforcement was not welcome to penetrate that zone, which is an atrocity because his life was taken.

00:57:24.000 And I mean, who knows whether or not he would have survived had things been different.

00:57:30.000 Why is that lagging?

00:57:32.000 I want you to use the one that has the shitty frame rate that doesn't lag.

00:57:35.000 This is the shitty frame rate.

00:57:36.000 Okay.

00:57:36.000 So just to be clear here, the police were unable to get to him because it's an autonomous zone.

00:57:41.000 Who said that?

00:57:43.000 Who said, did the police's boss say, don't fuck with the autonomous zone?

00:57:47.000 Don't go in there?

00:57:48.000 Because that's fucked up if they did.

00:57:50.000 I mean, I understand a res, an Indian reservation, has their own police force.

00:57:54.000 You can't randomly make a police-free zone.

00:57:56.000 And the fact that the police were told to do that is fucking insane.

00:58:02.000 And again, we've got Clinton Watts saying white nationalism, domestic terrorism, that's the problem.

00:58:07.000 Police brutality, that's the problem.

00:58:08.000 That's what the riots are about.

00:58:10.000 And everyone ignores the deaths of that guy.

00:58:12.000 That dude you just heard of, whose name I already forgot, is gone.

00:58:16.000 You're never going to see him again because he doesn't fit the narrative.

00:58:20.000 And I'm not exaggerating here.

00:58:22.000 If your life doesn't fit the narrative, your life doesn't matter.

00:58:28.000 He's dead now and nobody Gives a shit.

00:58:32.000 They say, oh, we've had Heather Heyer killed and the Capitol was stormed.

00:58:35.000 We need to focus on that.

00:58:36.000 Meanwhile, their body count is piling up to the ceiling.

00:58:41.000 Chaz had dead black dudes in it, too.

00:58:43.000 And they were shot by white guys.

00:58:46.000 But no, blacks aren't in danger at these fucking stupid things.

00:58:51.000 All right, let's jump to feminism.

00:58:53.000 You got a new feminist icon?

00:58:56.000 You know, we did get one in the mail here.

00:58:58.000 A new one?

00:58:59.000 New one?

00:58:59.000 A new new new.

00:59:00.000 A new new new?

00:59:02.000 That actually was my nickname for you when we used to date, Nunu.

00:59:05.000 Oh.

00:59:06.000 Yeah.

00:59:07.000 Remember our poetry books were stained with the butter of crumpets?

00:59:14.000 Oh.

00:59:16.000 What?

00:59:16.000 You can't find it now because you're useless at everything you do?

00:59:18.000 Yeah.

00:59:19.000 How'd you know?

00:59:20.000 Why aren't you organized?

00:59:22.000 Oh, okay.

00:59:23.000 But you should have a file folder of these.

00:59:26.000 Not just.

00:59:27.000 This one just came in.

00:59:28.000 I saw it.

00:59:28.000 Okay, will you drag it into your folder?

00:59:32.000 I don't hear anything.

00:59:37.000 Oh, this is a myth.

00:59:46.000 Oh, that's an updated one because you didn't like that weird flower thing.

00:59:49.000 Right.

00:59:51.000 So there is no female Einstein, but there's no female Jack the Ripper.

00:59:55.000 I don't know if he invented that line, but it's a good line.

01:00:01.000 Great news in the world of feminism.

01:00:04.000 Huffington Post is laying off all of their affirmative action hires.

01:00:08.000 Ladies, your dad paid your rent.

01:00:11.000 This is 3.7.

01:00:12.000 Surely you know that when your dad pays your rent, you're not economically viable.

01:00:17.000 You don't really have a job.

01:00:19.000 BuzzFeed is shutting down HuffPost Canada, HuffPost Quebec.

01:00:22.000 By the way, two of the biggest sources for anti-Proud Boy shit, and a big reason while there was support to name them a domestic terrorist organization, because the dumb babysitters at BuzzFeed in Canada wouldn't shut up about white nationalism.

01:00:36.000 And eventually it stuck.

01:00:37.000 But because their jobs are fake, because they just lie all day.

01:00:40.000 So there's no demand for that.

01:00:41.000 No one checks the news to read a bunch of bullshit.

01:00:44.000 So they were fired.

01:00:45.000 There's no demand for your supply.

01:00:47.000 Just two weeks after they filed for union certification.

01:00:50.000 I love when they do this, too.

01:00:52.000 They don't get that dad paying the rent means they're not valuable and they're totally replaceable.

01:00:56.000 And they go, I'm irreplaceable and economically viable.

01:00:59.000 I should get paid what I'm worth.

01:01:01.000 Okay.

01:01:01.000 Here, I'm going to pay you what you're worth.

01:01:03.000 You ready?

01:01:06.000 There it is.

01:01:08.000 Nothing.

01:01:10.000 You're fucking done.

01:01:15.000 Only their news are on left, not their management.

01:01:18.000 Only their news are on left?

01:01:19.000 Does that mean only the news thing is left?

01:01:23.000 Shutting down.

01:01:25.000 What does that mean?

01:01:26.000 Frenchly squeezed.

01:01:27.000 The cognitive dissonance between left-wing newsrooms and math.

01:01:35.000 Yeah, so the management is right-wing and the newsroom is left-wing is what they're saying.

01:01:40.000 Fucking learn to code.

01:01:42.000 I'm so happy to hear this.

01:01:45.000 Wayne, what's the parlor one?

01:01:46.000 3-8?

01:01:48.000 Is that what you just showed?

01:01:55.000 I don't know what you just showed.

01:01:57.000 Where'd you get that from?

01:01:58.000 Oh, yeah, this is fantastic.

01:02:00.000 Look at that.

01:02:02.000 They're trying to brag, by the way, about how inclusive they are to women.

01:02:06.000 And Huffington Post is a woman's...

01:02:08.000 Remember what Trump said when Ariana Huffington attacked him?

01:02:11.000 Didn't your husband leave you for a guy?

01:02:14.000 I think he made the right choice.

01:02:17.000 Notice anything about this Huffington Post editor's meaning, all fucking brads.

01:02:22.000 Everybody's got a snack.

01:02:23.000 Everyone's got a snack and a water, hydrated, maraschino cherries.

01:02:27.000 No, they always have things like capers or olives or like fresh fruit.

01:02:34.000 There's some blueberry, some blueberries.

01:02:36.000 A filet of locks.

01:02:37.000 Like they're all chicks.

01:02:42.000 And people say, well, you should feel bad.

01:02:44.000 I mean, you're in journalism and they've been, I'm not in journalism, but you're in journalism and, you know, it's getting shut down.

01:02:50.000 Yeah, I feel great about it.

01:02:51.000 I want the left to suffer and go through what we went because it's called revenge.

01:02:56.000 Like this black girl who's editor of Teen Vogue now, people on the right are pissed off about it.

01:03:04.000 In fact, I think it might be in this, in today's New York Post.

01:03:08.000 They're really upset that this girl is getting plagued by tweets she made six years ago when she was a teenager, basically.

01:03:18.000 Maybe it was in yesterday's.

01:03:23.000 Have I got it here?

01:03:24.000 No, it was in yesterday's paper.

01:03:26.000 But I watch and I go, good.

01:03:28.000 Yes, fantastic.

01:03:29.000 Cancel her.

01:03:30.000 Look her up.

01:03:31.000 Teenager, anti-Asian quotes, Teen Vogue.

01:03:35.000 Yeah, that's got to come with Teen Vogue.

01:03:38.000 And I'm of Milo's mind.

01:03:40.000 Milo, by the way, is no longer gay, according to his latest metrics.

01:03:45.000 Didn't mention censor.tv in any of his stories.

01:03:48.000 Teen Vogue employs protest new editor-in-chief over anti-Asian tweets.

01:03:52.000 Now, of course, it's not fair.

01:03:54.000 Maybe a bunch of Cuomo's bitches are full of shit, and they just don't get how an old libidinous guy talks.

01:04:02.000 I don't give a shit.

01:04:04.000 Fuck Cuomo.

01:04:05.000 He's part of cancel culture.

01:04:06.000 And fuck this bitch.

01:04:08.000 Team Vogue's an Antifa magazine with literal members of Antifa on their staff.

01:04:14.000 So you want to be part of that culture?

01:04:17.000 Live by the sword, die by the sword.

01:04:19.000 What were her anti-Asian tweets, too?

01:04:21.000 I think she just said things like, yeah, my essay was laid on my Asian assistant professor.

01:04:30.000 Now Googling how to not wake up with swollen Asian eyes.

01:04:33.000 That's pretty bad.

01:04:35.000 Give me a 2 out of 10 on my chem problem.

01:04:36.000 Cross out all my work and don't explain what I did wrong.

01:04:38.000 Thanks a lot, stupid Asian TA.

01:04:42.000 That's not so bad.

01:04:43.000 Outdone by an Asian.

01:04:44.000 Hashtag what's new.

01:04:47.000 That's kind of flattering.

01:04:48.000 Hashtag what's true.

01:04:50.000 Yeah.

01:04:52.000 So yeah, I'm glad she's suffering.

01:04:54.000 But speaking of which, so Tucker Carlson, I think we talked about this yesterday a little bit, talked about Taylor Lorenz, and he used her real face.

01:05:02.000 And she's talked about how horrible her life is and how much she's harassed.

01:05:05.000 And he said, no, your life's pretty good, which led to more harassment.

01:05:10.000 3.9.

01:05:12.000 That's it.

01:05:13.000 Yep.

01:05:13.000 Claiming to be powerless.

01:05:15.000 Taylor Lorenz, for example, writes for the New York Times.

01:05:18.000 She's at the very top of journalism's repulsive little food chain.

01:05:21.000 Lorenz is far younger than prominent New York Times reporters used to be.

01:05:25.000 She's also much less talented.

01:05:27.000 Wait, we talked about her yesterday.

01:05:28.000 I remember talking about her fat face.

01:05:30.000 Yeah.

01:05:31.000 Lorenz would be grateful for the...

01:05:32.000 Did you cover this exact link?

01:05:34.000 I don't remember seeing this.

01:05:36.000 Okay.

01:05:37.000 Well, good luck that she's had.

01:05:39.000 But no, she's not.

01:05:40.000 Just this morning, she tweeted this, quote, for International Women's Day, please consider supporting women enduring online harassment.

01:05:47.000 It's not an exaggeration to say that the harassment and smear campaign I've had to endure over the past year has destroyed my life.

01:05:56.000 Hmm, destroyed her life, really?

01:05:58.000 By most people's standards, Taylor Lorenz would seem to have a pretty good life.

01:06:02.000 One of the best lives in the country, in fact.

01:06:04.000 Lots of people are suffering right now, but no one's suffering quite as much as Taylor Lorenz.

01:06:10.000 So the takeaway from Erin Rupar, who's a nightmare, says, how dare they show her face?

01:06:14.000 She hides her face on Twitter.

01:06:16.000 She doesn't hide her face on Instagram.

01:06:18.000 She doesn't hide her face.

01:06:18.000 So she's easy to find.

01:06:19.000 So that's a ridiculous allegation.

01:06:21.000 Her stupid fat face is everywhere.

01:06:22.000 What's 4-0?

01:06:26.000 She's upset they showed her face.

01:06:27.000 And then click on these pictures.

01:06:30.000 I don't have my face on here for a reason.

01:06:33.000 And then what do we have next?

01:06:36.000 There she is with her Instagram account right below her blob fish.

01:06:40.000 And then there is her fucking face on her Instagram account.

01:06:43.000 And it looks to be an open account, too.

01:06:45.000 Yeah.

01:06:47.000 And then so people start laughing at her and mocking her, which is her beef.

01:06:50.000 Don't mock me.

01:06:52.000 I can mock other people and ruin their lives, but don't mock me.

01:06:57.000 That destroys my life.

01:07:01.000 And then she goes, the amount of loss, death, grief we've all had to endure this past year has been unimaginable.

01:07:07.000 No, it's pretty imaginable.

01:07:09.000 500,000 people, same as last year, same as the year before.

01:07:13.000 I've lost people I cared about deeply, among other tragedies.

01:07:16.000 Barraging someone in that fragile state with messages like this for months as part of a vicious harassment campaign is sick.

01:07:23.000 I hope you cry yourself to sleep at night.

01:07:25.000 And then, check this out, 4-2.

01:07:28.000 So during her complaining, Twitter says this is disputed.

01:07:35.000 Our response to Tuesday night's Tucker Carlson Tonight broadcast is now familiar.

01:07:39.000 Tucker Carlson opened his show last night by attacking a journalist.

01:07:43.000 It was a calculated and cruel tactic, which he regularly deploys to unleash a wave of harassment and vitriol at its intended target.

01:07:49.000 Taylor Luens is a talented New York Times journalist doing timely and essential reporting.

01:07:53.000 Journalists should be able to do their jobs without facing harassment.

01:07:57.000 Meanwhile, all they do is harass.

01:08:00.000 All they do is dox.

01:08:03.000 Niggas don't dance no more.

01:08:05.000 All they do is diss.

01:08:06.000 And look at this.

01:08:06.000 This claim is disputed.

01:08:09.000 I can't tell if that's a joke or not.

01:08:10.000 Go on.

01:08:10.000 Somebody used HTML.

01:08:15.000 Oh, so it is a joke.

01:08:16.000 Yes.

01:08:17.000 Okay, so I'm dumb.

01:08:19.000 They're just really good at what they do.

01:08:21.000 So someone was so funny that I fucked it up.

01:08:23.000 And then Amy Siskin jumps on board and says, I know, it's so fucking hard, girl.

01:08:29.000 It's brutal.

01:08:31.000 Click on that picture.

01:08:33.000 Tucker Carlson does this to activists, too, and we are flooded with threats and harassment.

01:08:37.000 Put a stop to it, Fox News.

01:08:39.000 Okay, let me just tell you about Amy Siskin briefly.

01:08:41.000 She, oh, put her, keep her face up there.

01:08:44.000 Her ugly fucking microwave pubic hair, hair.

01:08:49.000 She, when I moved into my house, she docks the house, arranged a vigil after the Pittsburgh shooting to show me that Haid has no home and she doesn't want any of the synagogues in Westchester shot up by me and the proud boys who are Nazis in her mind.

01:09:06.000 She also started a sign campaign in my neighborhood where they put signs on my lawn, my neighbor's lawn, and all the houses around me put up signs.

01:09:14.000 She also did that when I moved, put up signs, had signs put up all in that neighborhood.

01:09:20.000 She also had someone put up posters all over the neighborhood calling me a fascist, which was all around my kids' school.

01:09:27.000 So my kids would see it on their way to and from school.

01:09:30.000 So now she's terrorizing my children.

01:09:31.000 And by the way, the signs are not just at my office.

01:09:34.000 They're at my home.

01:09:35.000 So my children see them as they come back and forth from school.

01:09:39.000 Letting everyone know, all my children know from their old house to their new house that they are not welcome there.

01:09:44.000 So that's terrorizing my children.

01:09:47.000 I brought my children to her home.

01:09:49.000 And my wife, holding my youngest boy, said, stop this, Amy.

01:09:53.000 Leave us alone.

01:09:54.000 Stop terrorizing us.

01:09:55.000 That forced Amy to then ramp it up.

01:09:58.000 And she started harassing my architect, contractor.

01:10:02.000 She started a boycott of the real estate firm that sold me my house.

01:10:06.000 Then she terrorized and doxed my real estate agent, put her out on blast, and regularly for years harassed her and encouraged people to boycott her.

01:10:18.000 So the woman is not just a fucking psychotic doxing lunatic.

01:10:24.000 She's a stalker.

01:10:26.000 She stalks and obsessively follows Trump supporters such as myself.

01:10:31.000 So for her to sit there and complain that she gets harassed because of a possible mean retweet.

01:10:38.000 Now, this is a woman I was told who cheated on her husband at nine months pregnant with a woman and then proceeded to eviscerate him, destroy his finances, take all the money and run.

01:10:51.000 She's a vile human being.

01:10:53.000 And it's relevant that she put out that tweet because these people don't understand that.

01:10:57.000 And it's not just me.

01:10:58.000 She terrorized everyone.

01:10:59.000 David Pachman, the liberal, she said, I'm going to call your school and get you fired because she said we only should have either female or politicians of color, no more white male politicians.

01:11:13.000 And he, who's an annoying liberal, said, that sounds kind of sexist and racist to me.

01:11:17.000 She said, I'm getting you fired.

01:11:19.000 That's the kind of psycho she is.

01:11:21.000 And then when he brought it up later, she goes, I'm going to sue you for lying.

01:11:24.000 I would never do such a thing.

01:11:26.000 He's like, this is the internet.

01:11:28.000 Here's the post where You said exactly that.

01:11:33.000 So her take is: it's really rough for me.

01:11:36.000 People harass me.

01:11:39.000 They have cognitive dissonance.

01:11:42.000 They sit there and their only job is to destroy lives.

01:11:44.000 There's so many journalists today who aren't looking for Watergate.

01:11:47.000 They're looking for you.

01:11:48.000 You fucked up.

01:11:49.000 You said the N-word.

01:11:50.000 You grabbed a girl's ass.

01:11:52.000 You said you worked here, but you don't.

01:11:53.000 You worked there.

01:11:54.000 You went golfing that day.

01:11:56.000 Tattletale journalism has totally subsumed journalism.

01:12:01.000 And the only time these people get any kind of emotion is when the chickens come home to roost and someone does it back to them.

01:12:08.000 That's when they have a complete fucking heart attack.

01:12:11.000 So we're dealing with at the same time, we're dealing with the most vicious, cruel, and sadistic people in the world.

01:12:20.000 At the same time, we're dealing with the weakest, most vulnerable people in the world.

01:12:26.000 Isn't that a strange time?

01:12:28.000 It's weak bullies.

01:12:31.000 These people are mentally ill, weak bullies who terrorize you almost like little gremlins, hyenas.

01:12:40.000 They comb through, oh, you're fucked now.

01:12:42.000 And then when you go, they go, ah!

01:12:46.000 They're like crazy ex-girlfriends.

01:12:47.000 You're hurting me.

01:12:49.000 Yeah, well, you just hit me with a frying pan.

01:12:50.000 I'm trying to get you out of here.

01:12:54.000 What is this?

01:12:55.000 I was just looking around and.

01:12:58.000 Resistors who flip out anytime two people argue on Twitter about something or call people out, they always say no infighting.

01:13:02.000 Republicans aren't going to keep the house because some dumb white lady like Amy Siskin is finally getting called out on her bullshit.

01:13:08.000 What was she getting called out on?

01:13:10.000 That's from Kathy Griffin.

01:13:13.000 But what's this article about?

01:13:15.000 About Amy Siskind being shitty.

01:13:18.000 Anti-Trump feminist activist Amy Siskin attacked because she's Jewish.

01:13:21.000 Oh, this is a...

01:13:24.000 But why...

01:13:25.000 Oh, we don't have to...

01:13:26.000 We don't have to go...

01:13:27.000 So this is her Twitter message.

01:13:29.000 She became fake bloody severed head.

01:13:32.000 Griffin hates Trump.

01:13:33.000 Why does she hate Trump?

01:13:33.000 Critic Amy Siskin.

01:13:34.000 Not because she's infighting.

01:13:38.000 Siskin had the gall to condemn Black Lives Matter after it accused Israel of genocide.

01:13:43.000 Here, oh, here Amy support truly disappointing uninformed Israel hate.

01:13:47.000 Whoa.

01:13:49.000 Oh, Amy.

01:13:51.000 So racist of you.

01:13:52.000 Tweet unavailable.

01:13:53.000 She's the king, and yes, king, of deleting her tweets.

01:13:58.000 She steps in her own shit so often.

01:14:01.000 Well, she's incompetent.

01:14:07.000 Anyway, speaking of Jews, I still have a big problem with Muslims.

01:14:15.000 And that girl who remember the French teacher's head lying in the road in France?

01:14:22.000 Well, that was because a Muslim girl said she was skipping school.

01:14:26.000 And she said, hey, dad, I know you got called about me not being in school.

01:14:30.000 Do you know why?

01:14:31.000 And he goes, why?

01:14:33.000 And she goes, the teacher said, I have to leave the room.

01:14:39.000 Why would he say that?

01:14:41.000 Well, then when I left the room, he showed all the kids in the class a picture of the Prophet Muhammad naked.

01:14:49.000 And he goes, what?

01:14:50.000 Instead of going, don't fucking tell me idiotic lies, he's possibly inbred himself and goes, I believe it, man.

01:14:58.000 Oh, my gosh.

01:14:59.000 So he starts this whole campaign.

01:15:01.000 Stop showing kids pictures of the Prophet Muhammad naked.

01:15:05.000 That, of course, takes off.

01:15:08.000 And people want to hurt this teacher.

01:15:10.000 He doesn't get a chance to defend himself.

01:15:11.000 The next thing you know, his fucking head is lying on the road.

01:15:15.000 That's his head still attached to his body, as you can see.

01:15:18.000 And I know his hair is annoying, but that doesn't mean we don't have sympathy for him.

01:15:22.000 For his beheading.

01:15:26.000 She was lying.

01:15:28.000 Does she go to jail?

01:15:29.000 She better.

01:15:33.000 He started a hate campaign against the teacher posting a video online detailing the allegations against Mr. Patty.

01:15:38.000 He also lodged a police complaint and took the matter to school chiefs.

01:15:42.000 You know what this reminds me of?

01:15:43.000 We had this in New York City.

01:15:44.000 Remember that girl?

01:15:45.000 I called bullshit from the second we saw it.

01:15:47.000 Fake hate crime thing?

01:15:49.000 She said someone ripped off her headscarf.

01:15:51.000 Now we know these headscarves, they're not this.

01:15:54.000 They don't leave the house like this and then walk carefully onto the subway going, I hope there's not a strong wind.

01:16:00.000 I'll lose my headscarf.

01:16:01.000 It's just like a yarmulke.

01:16:03.000 It's clipped on.

01:16:04.000 Clip, clip.

01:16:06.000 So if you just grab it, it doesn't go flying off.

01:16:08.000 That's why it's still there on a windy day.

01:16:13.000 But it was the same story.

01:16:15.000 She was on a date and she got caught without her headscarf on.

01:16:19.000 So she said to her father, oh, it got ripped off.

01:16:22.000 Maybe the real problem here is these fucking tyrannical fathers who are torturing their daughters every time they do something remotely Western or fun, like skip school.

01:16:32.000 So they shaved her head.

01:16:35.000 Now, this is the punishment after it all happened.

01:16:37.000 But if you recall, when it was going down, this is 4-7, right?

01:16:41.000 The New York Times, did you see that?

01:16:44.000 When it was going down, we had Julian, not Julian de Blasio saying, I'm so sorry, we need to fight against hate.

01:16:50.000 These fucking losers get so excited when they think they found an example of hate.

01:16:54.000 Like someone who drew a broken swastika with spray paint on a fucking park in Brooklyn.

01:16:58.000 And the next day, the Beastie boys were there and rabbis and Muslim clerics all saying, we're so sorry that someone did a shitty swastika on a fucking, it was probably a black kid on a slide in a park.

01:17:11.000 They're really celebrating is what they're doing.

01:17:13.000 They're celebrating finding hate because there's so little of it from white people that when they finally get some, they dance in the streets.

01:17:21.000 I'm not exaggerating.

01:17:25.000 This also happened in Northern Virginia, too.

01:17:29.000 Someone said...

01:17:34.000 She said they stole her headscarf probably just trying to...

01:17:37.000 And I'm at the point now, I'm starting to sympathize with these girls.

01:17:40.000 Because they're just young teenagers trying to live their life.

01:17:44.000 And they have this fucking Nazi of a dad ready to murder them every time they make a mistake.

01:17:52.000 I sent you a separate email about Demi Lovato.

01:17:55.000 See, Ben Shapiro fans, isn't this better?

01:17:59.000 We got pop culture interlaced with all these important subjects.

01:18:03.000 That is super duper fun.

01:18:05.000 I sent it to you like minutes ago, Ryan.

01:18:07.000 Why are you so fucking slow?

01:18:12.000 Holy shit, you're slow.

01:18:14.000 There was nothing that said Demi Lovato with that, by the way.

01:18:16.000 It says Giuliani daughter.

01:18:17.000 But there you go.

01:18:18.000 Touche.

01:18:20.000 I started realizing how queer I really am.

01:18:22.000 Demi Lovato reveals how her fleeting engagement to Max Erich helped clarify her sexuality and Mitt's hooking up with a girl felt better.

01:18:31.000 Here's what's really going on here.

01:18:33.000 Women are meant to be married.

01:18:35.000 They're meant to be engaged.

01:18:36.000 Slutting around is kind of normal for a young man.

01:18:40.000 And I don't, I'm not against it.

01:18:42.000 You get your yeahs out.

01:18:44.000 You cure your curiosity.

01:18:45.000 And it makes you lust, it makes you covet thy neighbor's wife less when you've tried it out.

01:18:52.000 I've fucked so many girls that when I walk down the street, I see a fat black girl.

01:18:54.000 I know what it's like to fuck her.

01:18:56.000 I see a skinny Asian girl.

01:18:57.000 I know what it's like to fuck her.

01:18:58.000 I'm not constantly longing for what wasn't because it all was.

01:19:03.000 And so she had this fleeting engagement.

01:19:05.000 She poured her heart into it.

01:19:07.000 And then she's crushed.

01:19:10.000 Let me see her.

01:19:10.000 She's my favorite, by the way.

01:19:13.000 She is shockingly attractive.

01:19:20.000 I love her when she's fat the best.

01:19:28.000 Oh, I don't like open-toed boots.

01:19:29.000 Those are annoying.

01:19:43.000 Does that give you a boner?

01:19:46.000 I've always thought she was pretty, uh, pretty, pretty pretty.

01:19:50.000 She's pretty pretty.

01:19:51.000 Do you have a boner now?

01:19:52.000 Let me see.

01:19:52.000 No, I don't have a boner.

01:19:54.000 Let me see.

01:19:56.000 I'm boner-free.

01:19:57.000 Why do you have 718 tattooed on your armpit?

01:19:59.000 Under my armpit?

01:20:00.000 Because it's a painful spot.

01:20:01.000 I wanted to see what it was like, and that's the Bronx area code.

01:20:05.000 You can take me out of the Bronx.

01:20:06.000 You can't take the Bronx out of me.

01:20:07.000 It's the Brooklyn area code.

01:20:09.000 It also is, but it's been my area code as a kid.

01:20:14.000 So you got something that you thought was unique to the Bronx, and it's not.

01:20:18.000 No, I knew that that was a point of contention before.

01:20:21.000 Contention?

01:20:22.000 How is it a point of contention?

01:20:23.000 Well, because we've brought this up before, like 718, and you're like, that's Brooklyn, or that's Bronx, or that's Queens.

01:20:28.000 And I'm like, yeah, all right, but it's Bronx to me.

01:20:32.000 So here's what happened, folks.

01:20:35.000 She's not allowed to mourn that.

01:20:37.000 You know, a generation ago, you get dumped after your engagement.

01:20:40.000 Everyone has a heart attack.

01:20:41.000 The brothers beat up the guy.

01:20:43.000 She cries.

01:20:44.000 She goes away for a year.

01:20:45.000 It's a big fucking deal.

01:20:46.000 But we've totally trivialized marriage.

01:20:49.000 And now we go, what's your problem?

01:20:51.000 So she has PTSD.

01:20:53.000 So how does she deal with it?

01:20:54.000 She starts eating pussies and sucking on tits.

01:20:58.000 We've damaged this woman with our flippant treatment of marriage.

01:21:03.000 By trivializing marriage, we trivialize her pain after engagement falls apart and she loses her fucking mind.

01:21:11.000 Also, like the empowered feminist thing would say, don't be vulnerable, don't be hurt, don't let the man control your feelings.

01:21:16.000 So you're like, hey, the man didn't hurt you.

01:21:17.000 It's no big deal.

01:21:18.000 I'm glad.

01:21:19.000 You know what?

01:21:20.000 I'm glad the engagement's over.

01:21:22.000 I'm actually happy.

01:21:23.000 Look, I'm smiling.

01:21:24.000 See?

01:21:25.000 Look, I'm happy.

01:21:27.000 I'm actually kind of a lesbian.

01:21:29.000 Look, I have short hair now.

01:21:31.000 And my tits start really high.

01:21:32.000 And I wear a blazer.

01:21:34.000 I'm a lesbian with tits under my neck.

01:21:39.000 I have neck tits.

01:21:40.000 I'm a tit-neck lesbian.

01:21:43.000 So yeah, she was madly in love.

01:21:45.000 She was planning her future.

01:21:46.000 That's fucking traumatizing to rip away.

01:21:49.000 And the same thing happened to Juliani's daughter.

01:21:51.000 This is now back to 4-9.

01:21:53.000 She had an engagement, very important to her, planning her life, thinking about her grandchildren.

01:21:59.000 I mean, it's every girl's fantasy.

01:22:01.000 You're not allowed to have this fantasy, but it is.

01:22:04.000 It's still there.

01:22:05.000 The dream of the ring.

01:22:07.000 And by the way, guys, when you're buying a girl an engagement ring, don't get fancy.

01:22:11.000 Keep it simple, stupid.

01:22:13.000 Rudy Giuliani's daughter has opened up about her sexuality and a pace for Vanity Fair.

01:22:18.000 So this is what happened to her.

01:22:20.000 She was engaged.

01:22:21.000 Everything was great.

01:22:22.000 She's planning her future.

01:22:24.000 He probably dumped her.

01:22:25.000 I bet in both these cases, the guy chickened out because he's a pussy and men don't have balls anymore.

01:22:30.000 So she also lost her mind and became a fucking whore.

01:22:36.000 But again, society has all the stigma on marriage and no stigma on porn and fucking disgusting sex.

01:22:45.000 So her randomly meeting these people on a dating app and like eating out some stranger while some other stranger fucks her up the ass is now empowering girl power.

01:22:56.000 And so she's sitting there writing all about it, about her polyamorous lifestyle and how she's actually glad.

01:23:03.000 I'm happy that my engagement fell apart and all my dreams shattered against the wall like broken glass.

01:23:10.000 I love it.

01:23:11.000 Society's right to trivialize marriage and to promote slut walks because I'm walking down slut lane.

01:23:18.000 I'm walking sideways on the sidewalk, as the poet laureate would say.

01:23:21.000 Sex is the only drug that they don't really shame because it only kills your soul and not your actual physical body.

01:23:27.000 So they're just like, yeah, you could overdose on that sex.

01:23:29.000 Sex should be talked about more openly.

01:23:31.000 We're ruining our women.

01:23:32.000 We're giving them PTSD.

01:23:34.000 Like we talk about a cunt like Amy Siskin and how horrible she is, but do women have any choice but to be cunts when we totally destroy them?

01:23:41.000 I mean, Amy's a lesbian, but I don't think so.

01:23:46.000 I don't know if I believe in lesbians.

01:23:48.000 I think I, yeah, I don't know either.

01:23:49.000 I mean, all these lesbian cases we found were people who were abused by men.

01:23:55.000 Anyway, let's go to the mailbag.

01:24:00.000 Ryan, shut up, you don't have a damn.

01:24:05.000 Let's turn our eyes together's mailbag.

01:24:11.000 Let me touch it.

01:24:16.000 I got an interesting letter that I actually printed out.

01:24:18.000 Greetings, bromosexuals, regarding the Burger King guy.

01:24:20.000 He appears to be a schizophrenic who lives with his mom out west and grows lots of pot.

01:24:25.000 I stumbled on his YouTube channel a while ago, and you can tell From his videos, just look up any of what I'm saying.

01:24:34.000 Burger King guy.

01:24:36.000 You can tell from his videos that there's some mental illness going on.

01:24:39.000 I think he gets irritated and upset easily when he's off his meds.

01:24:43.000 The stress of flying, not taking his meds, and him flying alone has probably made him crack in those videos.

01:24:49.000 Thought you would find it interesting to get a glimpse of the man behind the crown.

01:24:53.000 He sort of reminds me of the late Terry Davis, R.I.P. I don't know who Terry Davis is.

01:24:57.000 Here he is, folks.

01:24:58.000 The Burger King man.

01:25:00.000 He's not.

01:25:01.000 So I just shaved my head and my beard.

01:25:05.000 I just shaved my head and my beard.

01:25:08.000 I remember Terry Davis.

01:25:10.000 My mom says I look 20 years younger.

01:25:15.000 This is what I do all day.

01:25:16.000 I just walk back and forth.

01:25:18.000 You get exercise.

01:25:19.000 I just bought a weight.

01:25:20.000 Hold on, stay there.

01:25:21.000 Very Terry Davis.

01:25:22.000 That's his mom filming.

01:25:25.000 She must have been thrilled when he came home with a weird facial tattoo.

01:25:36.000 Okay.

01:25:39.000 So that's his exercise.

01:25:40.000 He's in like the pool house.

01:25:43.000 Comes back at one.

01:25:44.000 This wiffle ball was on sale for $5.

01:25:48.000 Two clothes.

01:25:53.000 It was half off.

01:25:57.000 Wait a minute.

01:25:58.000 Half off?

01:25:58.000 So what would it be in full price if it was something?

01:26:01.000 Because it's $5.

01:26:04.000 That means the wiffle ball costs...

01:26:05.000 It costs $10.

01:26:09.000 That's the guy who said the N-word.

01:26:11.000 It's funny how we made him into this heavy shit dude and he's a mentally ill child who grows weed and makes videos for his mom.

01:26:20.000 Check on his YouTube page, though.

01:26:24.000 Believe it or not, that had no title.

01:26:28.000 But look at all his videos.

01:26:29.000 Oh, shit.

01:26:30.000 So he shaved a hole in his head.

01:26:32.000 He's got some weird burn on his head.

01:26:34.000 But if you scroll down, you can see he used to be the racist was a Rasta man.

01:26:54.000 On your extremities, on your feet, and you can't get your blood circulating because your cardiovascular system is pinched off because of the elastic band on the fucking top of the sock.

01:27:12.000 Interesting.

01:27:13.000 I did not know that.

01:27:14.000 Did you know that?

01:27:15.000 No.

01:27:16.000 I don't know if I'd know it now.

01:27:18.000 I actually, I'm emailing you a girl who warned us of that.

01:27:22.000 And she knew that socks cut off circulation and they make it unable to walk.

01:27:28.000 And her mother made her wear socks.

01:27:30.000 And the poor girl had to explain that these are not the favorite.

01:27:34.000 These are not the favorite.

01:27:36.000 So sometimes children are the only ones that can...

01:27:40.000 I can't walk regular.

01:27:42.000 Why?

01:27:43.000 Because I can't do it on socks.

01:27:49.000 Oh, dear.

01:27:54.000 Socks are not the favorite.

01:28:02.000 So now she's a marionette puppet.

01:28:08.000 It's like when you put little boots on a cat.

01:28:10.000 Yeah.

01:28:12.000 Commits to the bit, that's for sure.

01:28:14.000 My wife sent me that because that's my son, Johnny.

01:28:16.000 If something's going wrong, like he can't get up, and then he falls and stuff.

01:28:21.000 Oh, I can't move.

01:28:23.000 Ow, ow.

01:28:24.000 And I'm like, get your shoes on.

01:28:25.000 We're late.

01:28:26.000 Ow.

01:28:26.000 And then he falls backwards.

01:28:27.000 But he's not laughing at me.

01:28:29.000 He's like being, he's doing exactly what she's doing.

01:28:31.000 It's a thing they do when they don't like stuff.

01:28:34.000 I remember doing that.

01:28:35.000 You think it works because they're laughing at you.

01:28:38.000 But I want, no, they're not laughing when they do it.

01:28:40.000 I want to go back to, that's the opposite of what I just said, Ryan.

01:28:44.000 I said he's pretending to be serious.

01:28:47.000 No, but as a parent, you're laughing.

01:28:48.000 You're like, oh, yeah, this is...

01:28:50.000 Wow, that's really having trouble.

01:28:52.000 So the reason I thought it's interesting to bring up that Burger King guy is because when they showed it with his Burger King hat on, which should have been your first tip off that he's insane, they go, you see, racism.

01:29:01.000 It's a major problem.

01:29:03.000 No, the one guy you found is completely out of his mind.

01:29:08.000 So that's the guy.

01:29:10.000 This is your example of racism is everywhere.

01:29:14.000 I got some off-kilter guys I've been following.

01:29:16.000 Crazy Russian86.

01:29:18.000 Look him up.

01:29:18.000 He's fun.

01:29:20.000 But the guy that he was talking about, you don't remember this guy?

01:29:23.000 Kevin?

01:29:23.000 No, Ryan?

01:29:25.000 Terry David, he was an internet phenomenon.

01:29:28.000 He was like this guy that lived like around the country and he was just always in a bunch of like problems and always got in trouble and then he was racist for a little bit and then he wasn't.

01:29:39.000 But he's really a sweet autist that just can't control himself.

01:29:43.000 And they did this great documentary on him, on down the rabbit hole, and it's a fascinating guy.

01:29:48.000 What's it called?

01:29:48.000 Very similar to this to this guy that we just looked at.

01:29:51.000 Just look up Terry Davis documentary.

01:29:53.000 You'll find it.

01:29:54.000 Okay.

01:29:55.000 Fascinating.

01:29:58.000 Like Ober guys.

01:29:59.000 Jared, Gav, check out Ryan arguing with a scientist.

01:30:03.000 What?

01:30:05.000 Gav, here's another 20-year-old telling a scientist he's wrong and being so pretentious.

01:30:10.000 620.

01:30:11.000 Wait, did you not include the actual name?

01:30:13.000 Did you have a link here?

01:30:16.000 Look at this fucking loser.

01:30:18.000 He's got all these time stamps and there's no link.

01:30:22.000 Also, at 840, Ryan suggests it's not okay to censor his comments or videos because what he's saying is so not true and everyone knows his comments are not true.

01:30:30.000 Why they need to...

01:30:31.000 What are you talking about, dude?

01:30:32.000 That sounds like that guy had way more conviction than I did.

01:30:36.000 Yeah.

01:30:36.000 It sounds like he said, I know something.

01:30:38.000 I said, I don't know anything.

01:30:39.000 There's no link here, you fucking retard.

01:30:42.000 No link, you fucking retard.

01:30:46.000 Maybe he'll get back to us.

01:30:47.000 By the way, can you help me with this, people at home?

01:30:50.000 When I type the word fucking on my computer, here, my computer at home, and my phone, it capitalizes the F. I need to get to the Motherboard, the cloud, and say, Stop.

01:31:03.000 I never want to capitalize fucking.

01:31:07.000 Okay?

01:31:10.000 I want to fucking capitalize, but I don't want to capitalize fucking.

01:31:13.000 Stop Asian hate.

01:31:15.000 I saw this video on Bleach Report today.

01:31:16.000 In the video, Jeremy Lynn is addressing the ongoing hate against Asians in the United States.

01:31:20.000 It shows clips of people protesting and white supremacy signs and shows a video of a white guy bereating someone you can't see, but it sounds like they are from China.

01:31:29.000 He fails to mention who the main perps are committing these acts of hate, but he did pronounce his R's well.

01:31:34.000 I certainly did not smash the like button.

01:31:36.000 You guys are hot file.

01:31:38.000 That's what's up.

01:31:38.000 We're tired.

01:31:41.000 Oh, please no.

01:31:45.000 We're tired of our cries in English not being heard.

01:31:48.000 He looks like a deep fake.

01:31:50.000 Doesn't he?

01:31:51.000 Yeah, he does.

01:31:53.000 We're tired of our pain being overlooked.

01:31:55.000 Yeah.

01:31:56.000 His eyes are super white.

01:31:58.000 We're tired of keeping our heads.

01:31:59.000 Stand up to black people.

01:32:01.000 When our elders are being assaulted, stabbed by black kids.

01:32:05.000 Wouldn't you be?

01:32:07.000 Wouldn't you be racist?

01:32:11.000 White supremacy.

01:32:12.000 For many of us as Asian Americans in this country, we know what it feels like to be told we don't belong, that we're perpetually foreigners.

01:32:20.000 And even though others try to minimize us to one entity, we represent Asian hate background.

01:32:26.000 Jeremy Lynn.

01:32:28.000 Yeah, everyone hates him.

01:32:29.000 What do you think happens next in a society?

01:32:30.000 No one thought he belonged.

01:32:32.000 No, they weren't celebrating him.

01:32:34.000 His jersey was sold out for like a year.

01:32:37.000 And it's evident by how little he gets paid.

01:32:40.000 I think he makes minimum wage because everyone hates his guts.

01:32:44.000 Phobia at the highest levels.

01:32:47.000 You know, the real problem here is white people.

01:32:50.000 I'm sorry to say, because white people take this.

01:32:54.000 You give them an end white supremacy sign and they hold it because they go, I'd rather do that than blame the blacks who are beating up these old Asians.

01:33:01.000 There's an entire race war going on in this country right now with Hispanics and blacks in South Central.

01:33:06.000 And no one will go near it with a 10-foot bar.

01:33:08.000 It kind of seems blacks versus everybody right now.

01:33:11.000 Kind of sell no.

01:33:13.000 The blacks are losing that race war for the Mexicans have the fucking gangs.

01:33:17.000 But they're still part of that war.

01:33:19.000 I think it's pretty one-sided war, actually.

01:33:21.000 I think it's ethnocide.

01:33:23.000 Blacks are being exterminated in South Central by Mexicans.

01:33:26.000 By Mexicanos.

01:33:28.000 Blacks versus Mexicans.

01:33:29.000 You guys got to check out this guy on Insta.

01:33:31.000 I believe he uses the same program as that Asian fucker on the final video.

01:33:33.000 Also, those guys, the profile pic kind of looks like a way better version of Gavin.

01:33:37.000 That hurts.

01:33:38.000 Ouch.

01:33:39.000 His name is Stefan Selzer.

01:33:41.000 Is this Flash?

01:33:42.000 No, I showed some of his art the other day when we were looking at the art thing for the final video.

01:33:48.000 He wants to do your motorcycle.

01:33:50.000 Oh, yeah.

01:33:51.000 He's got rules.

01:33:53.000 So I was like, you know, that's amazing and stuff, but he actually paints.

01:33:57.000 I thought it was just on like an iPad.

01:33:59.000 So he does that too for clients, and then he'll go ahead and paint the thing.

01:34:04.000 Cool, great artist.

01:34:05.000 Anyway, Gavin, I'm obviously not of the left, but allow me to defend white.

01:34:09.000 Sorry, but allow me to defend woke liberals for a moment.

01:34:12.000 By observing the lack of minority students in wealthy liberal areas and assuming that the parents and school admins must not want them there, aren't you using the same logical fallacy that the left uses, that inequality is inequity?

01:34:22.000 Do you actually believe they are actively discriminating, or would you agree that it's an issue of class rather than race?

01:34:28.000 I understand if we're trying to weaponize juvenile leftist logic against them, but I don't like when conservatives or leftists are hypocritical with arguments.

01:34:36.000 Do you actually believe this, or are you justified using it as a weapon as they do to us?

01:34:41.000 Yeah, you're right that it is class.

01:34:43.000 They wouldn't like it if a bunch of poor white kids went to their schools, but they would like it much less if black kids went to their schools.

01:34:50.000 Now, if Denzel Washington moved into the neighborhood, they would be excited and they would love their black kids, his black kids at their school.

01:34:59.000 So you're right, that's another argument against class.

01:35:01.000 But ultimately, these rich people have noticed that when black people go to your school, they tend to be poor.

01:35:08.000 They tend to lower the property value.

01:35:09.000 The marks tend to go down.

01:35:11.000 And so they don't want that to happen.

01:35:14.000 Now, is that race or class?

01:35:16.000 Or is it both?

01:35:17.000 I know that I never had a problem with it.

01:35:19.000 I sent my kids to public school in Brooklyn.

01:35:21.000 I've lived in multicultural areas since I moved out of the house in 1988.

01:35:26.000 So I'm not guilty of this, which is why I see it as so evident.

01:35:30.000 And I see these people in the suburbs with their signs, hate has no home here and black lives matter.

01:35:34.000 They've never been, I see them around black people.

01:35:36.000 They're awkward and uncomfortable.

01:35:37.000 So yes, I do believe they're racist.

01:35:39.000 I do believe that they don't truly like blacks.

01:35:42.000 They just had a march in Manhattan to get illegal aliens, some of this 1.9 trillion.

01:35:49.000 They don't know any illegal aliens.

01:35:51.000 They've never met one in their life.

01:35:54.000 So yeah, I am happy to call them racist.

01:35:57.000 I think culture foregoes class.

01:36:02.000 Because there's no like high-class hip-hop thug Ebonics.

01:36:10.000 What?

01:36:11.000 Like it's culture, not class.

01:36:14.000 You know what I mean?

01:36:15.000 There's no high-class Ebonics like, yo, motherfucker, I'm interested to speak with you.

01:36:19.000 So it's culture, it's not class.

01:36:22.000 No, but I think that if you had some Uyghur kid who spoke like that and he went to one of these rich people's schools and he was poor, I think they'd look down on him, but they wouldn't be outraged.

01:36:31.000 If, however, the school became 10% black, exact same demographic, exact same upbringing, they would shit their pants.

01:36:39.000 And I know because I've seen it.

01:36:42.000 You know, Peter Bagg did a great cartoon about this called Diversity.

01:36:49.000 Look up Peter Bagg Diversity.

01:36:53.000 Images.

01:36:54.000 Yeah, there it is.

01:36:55.000 That was fast.

01:36:56.000 Pretty quick.

01:36:57.000 I'm impressed, Ryan.

01:36:58.000 Celebrate diversity, at least in theory.

01:37:01.000 Blow that up.

01:37:02.000 This thing, I gotta like, I don't know, I gotta bookmark this.

01:37:05.000 It's just absolutely perfect.

01:37:07.000 And now a few words from a chairman of our diversity committee, Mr. Ira Goodwill.

01:37:11.000 As I wander the halls of our beloved school, I'm struck by how few children of color I see.

01:37:16.000 Oh no, here we go again.

01:37:19.000 45 years after Brown versus the Board of Education, segregation still exists, and we're as guilty of it as anyone.

01:37:26.000 Just look around you.

01:37:27.000 Don't try to deny it.

01:37:28.000 We're all complicit in this.

01:37:29.000 It's Our Eurocentric attitudes that's inhibiting people of other cultures from even wanting to attend our school.

01:37:36.000 And then the black guy's like, people of other cultures.

01:37:39.000 And that has to be changed now.

01:37:41.000 And then later.

01:37:42.000 I'm curious, Mr. Goodwill: if diversity is so important to you, why did you choose to move to an overwhelmingly white community?

01:37:49.000 Why didn't you move to the south end of town?

01:37:51.000 The south end?

01:37:52.000 Are you kidding?

01:37:53.000 Do you know what the crime rate is down there?

01:37:55.000 Not to mention the low resale values.

01:37:57.000 Plus, the schools down there have very poor academic ratings.

01:38:03.000 Perfect.

01:38:04.000 Perfect.

01:38:06.000 Chillo, it's perfect.

01:38:08.000 Some guy in Lake Orion, Michigan wants us to sponsor his baseball team.

01:38:12.000 I actually don't hate that idea.

01:38:14.000 McDowell County, West Virginia, is one of the most impoverished areas in the U.S. It's an old coal mining area in rural Appalachia with a dwindling population being heavily targeted by drug companies early on.

01:38:23.000 Helps put rural Appalachia on the front lines of the opioid epidemic.

01:38:26.000 Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.

01:38:27.000 Okay.

01:38:27.000 The area has a long history of exploitation.

01:38:30.000 Up until recently, it was a Democrat stronghold.

01:38:32.000 Majority of white people, plenty of legitimate exploitation, poverty, and addiction, still relatively low crime and no white privilege in sight.

01:38:38.000 Anyway, plenty of fun.

01:38:39.000 So this guy's just saying white privilege doesn't exist.

01:38:42.000 There's poor people.

01:38:43.000 Gotcha.

01:38:44.000 Triple H. Oh, no.

01:38:47.000 That stands for clearly, Hail Hitler, Homo.

01:38:50.000 It's not good.

01:38:52.000 Well, it's saying gays are Nazis.

01:38:55.000 That's how conservative they are.

01:38:59.000 You recently brought up the Chipperson podcast.

01:39:00.000 At first, I didn't get it.

01:39:01.000 It seems way over the top and annoying.

01:39:03.000 However, this one's pretty funny.

01:39:04.000 I think the humor comes from watching Anthony crack up.

01:39:08.000 That is funny.

01:39:09.000 Okay, I'll give Chip Chipperson my 340th attempt at finding it amusing.

01:39:14.000 Chip-breaking character's funny, too.

01:39:19.000 You said Mrs. Miss Melbani, yeah, her husband had cancer.

01:39:23.000 He wasn't dead yet.

01:39:24.000 Oh, man.

01:39:25.000 Well, she has her needs.

01:39:26.000 Yeah, I went over to her house, and we knelt by the side of his bed in prayer.

01:39:30.000 And I put her right in her hiney as she laid next to his vomit bucket.

01:39:37.000 You really do know how to paint a picture?

01:39:38.000 Yeah.

01:39:40.000 Mrs. Melbani's honey, and her teeth fell out in her husband's vomit bucket.

01:39:44.000 I made love to her for four years.

01:39:52.000 Fuck the real hard shit.

01:39:54.000 I mean, I could be watching a gay porn right now.

01:39:57.000 I don't get it.

01:40:03.000 Well, a lot of people missed that from Opi and Anthony.

01:40:08.000 Jimmy.

01:40:09.000 Jimmy cracking up.

01:40:10.000 Oh, yeah, she's married.

01:40:12.000 She's doing the right thing.

01:40:13.000 Who's she?

01:40:14.000 She's the producer.

01:40:15.000 She used to be the producer for the J whatever show.

01:40:19.000 You know, remember that guy who's on Cheers?

01:40:20.000 J Okerson?

01:40:23.000 No, old guy.

01:40:24.000 He passed away.

01:40:26.000 Forget her name.

01:40:27.000 Okay.

01:40:28.000 Thanks for helping out.

01:40:29.000 The Jay Something Show.

01:40:30.000 You briefly showed Nate Ober's message to Gav on one of your recent episodes.

01:40:33.000 Nate Ober is another one of these dudes like Terry Davis.

01:40:35.000 Yes.

01:40:36.000 A special guy.

01:40:37.000 Sure.

01:40:38.000 He has some posters he's trying to give away.

01:40:40.000 You guys should hang up a couple in the studio.

01:40:41.000 Also, Gavin, do you play pool?

01:40:43.000 What?

01:40:44.000 Everyone plays pool.

01:40:47.000 That's like saying, do you play the thing where you throw the ball and it goes in the hole or the thing with the sawdust?

01:40:53.000 Oh, yeah.

01:40:54.000 I grew up with a pool table in my house.

01:40:56.000 Every time, I told you a million times, every time I like to play soft and I don't plan for the next shot.

01:41:02.000 So I just get the ball in and then I see what happens.

01:41:04.000 My dad has three shots planned every, so sometimes I would go so soft it wouldn't go in.

01:41:08.000 And my dad would say, Lorraine, your dreams have come true.

01:41:12.000 You've got a guttle.

01:41:13.000 There's a guttle in the house.

01:41:14.000 You've had, you gave birth to a wee bony lassie.

01:41:18.000 Guttle.

01:41:19.000 Guttle.

01:41:20.000 Yeah, in the Las Vegas thing for the Westfest thing, you nailed Poole and I showed there was a little montage.

01:41:26.000 Yeah, we had a whole montage of me destroying a pool.

01:41:28.000 Fucking destroying the shit.

01:41:30.000 You need four beers to be perfect at Poole.

01:41:32.000 Given that you're in the touch of the blue collar marriage, you should give it a shot.

01:41:37.000 This is a child who calls himself Dirty Curdy.

01:41:40.000 That's why I think I can say his name.

01:41:42.000 Telling me I should give Pool a shot.

01:41:45.000 I'm British.

01:41:47.000 I go to pubs all the time.

01:41:49.000 What the fuck?

01:41:51.000 You're telling a 50-year-old man he should give Pool a whirl.

01:41:54.000 Give it a shot.

01:41:55.000 Should I try fucking too?

01:41:56.000 How are blowjobs?

01:41:57.000 I'm hearing a lot about blowjobs.

01:41:59.000 They're pretty good.

01:42:00.000 Is beer good?

01:42:02.000 Yeah.

01:42:05.000 This guy's not based.

01:42:07.000 He's banned.

01:42:07.000 It's an amazing game.

01:42:08.000 And if you can find a nice divey pool, blah, blah, blah.

01:42:10.000 I love the regulars pool room.

01:42:11.000 I've witnessed many fights there.

01:42:13.000 Blue collar dudes.

01:42:14.000 Shut the fuck up.

01:42:16.000 Loser.

01:42:18.000 Somebody's.

01:42:19.000 Good afternoon, gentlemen.

01:42:20.000 New trailer dropped by Vox.

01:42:21.000 Are you excited to learn how racist progressive writers are?

01:42:26.000 Yes.

01:42:26.000 See, blacks have seen that whites are desperate to capitulate and chastise themselves, self-flagellate.

01:42:34.000 So they're like, fine, I'll do it.

01:42:36.000 It's like, say you lived in a country where they were all submissives and they all wanted a dominatrix.

01:42:43.000 Some women are going to go, all right, I guess I'll put on a leather corset and whip you.

01:42:47.000 So these black people are like, I'll whip you.

01:42:50.000 This is all fake.

01:42:52.000 That video.

01:42:53.000 But when I hear, like, we're going to give all your white colleagues racism tests, I'm definitely watching that video.

01:43:01.000 So it's clickbait.

01:43:02.000 Gotcha.

01:43:03.000 This season, I'm glad you asked.

01:43:05.000 Across five episodes, we're going to explore how that woman is obviously a nine, right?

01:43:12.000 What are beautiful women into?

01:43:14.000 Fashion.

01:43:15.000 Trends.

01:43:16.000 Glitz and glamour.

01:43:17.000 This is fashion.

01:43:19.000 All of this racist shit has nothing to do with truth or oppression or even black people.

01:43:23.000 It's just the latest fashion.

01:43:25.000 You know, in 08, it was green.

01:43:28.000 It was environmentalism.

01:43:29.000 You're worried about global warming, climate change.

01:43:32.000 That was the hot thing.

01:43:33.000 And all the pretty girls were into climate change.

01:43:35.000 Now all the pretty girls are into racism.

01:43:37.000 It's just the latest fashion trend.

01:43:39.000 Everything from education to housing.

01:43:43.000 In your lease, it would say you cannot resell this house to a black family.

01:43:47.000 Yeah.

01:43:48.000 But first.

01:43:48.000 Wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute.

01:43:50.000 That lease must be from the 1910s.

01:43:53.000 That's highly illegal.

01:43:55.000 Did you know when you go to rent a house or get an apartment, the real estate agent is not allowed To tell you if the building is predominantly black or Asian or white, and they will actually send in spies who are pretending to buy a house to see if the real estate agent fucks up.

01:44:10.000 I see.

01:44:12.000 It would say it looks like he's lying, too.

01:44:14.000 Sell this house to a black family.

01:44:16.000 Yeah.

01:44:18.000 Yeah, that looks like a sincere.

01:44:23.000 No Negroes.

01:44:24.000 But first, in order to better understand those systems.

01:44:28.000 Is that like a fucking Negro?

01:44:30.000 Is that like a lease from some other country like Brazil?

01:44:35.000 But first, in order to better understand those systems, we need to think about our own biases and what roles they play.

01:44:43.000 Isn't there biases?

01:44:44.000 Is having racial preferences and dating racist?

01:44:48.000 Yeah.

01:44:49.000 How do we even start to talk about solutions to health disparities that come from such structural inequalities?

01:45:03.000 Stop, stop, stop.

01:45:10.000 Biases.

01:45:12.000 Yeah.

01:45:13.000 It's biases.

01:45:14.000 Arch biases.

01:45:18.000 Do you guys think this machine is racist?

01:45:22.000 Biases.

01:45:23.000 Biases?

01:45:24.000 Is that the Greek god of bias?

01:45:26.000 Yeah.

01:45:26.000 The arch biases.

01:45:28.000 Okay, go ahead.

01:45:29.000 Does your neighborhood determine your future?

01:45:31.000 You can have a brother, but you have to bias us.

01:45:33.000 Future?

01:45:34.000 If merit isn't just about ability and effort, why are we so obsessed with merit?

01:45:38.000 How does the stress of discrimination?

01:45:40.000 Why are we so obsessed with merit?

01:45:42.000 That's a great line.

01:45:44.000 Why are we so obsessed with merit?

01:45:46.000 Why do we think everything good is good and everything bad is bad?

01:45:49.000 Why is entitlement bad?

01:45:53.000 What's the matter with shittiness?

01:45:55.000 And why is everything all about quality?

01:45:59.000 And most importantly, what can we do about it?

01:46:02.000 I don't want your question to be hyped.

01:46:05.000 Am I?

01:46:05.000 I want your question to be, what can I do affirmatively?

01:46:10.000 Spend more money.

01:46:11.000 Cash up.

01:46:12.000 Is meritocracy a myth?

01:46:15.000 What?

01:46:15.000 Answering the retarded questions.

01:46:18.000 Glad you axed.

01:46:22.000 Wow, that looks like a fun show.

01:46:24.000 In fact, I'm going to have to put a blue flag on that of my notes.

01:46:29.000 That means good.

01:46:31.000 Gents, my friends asked me to be the minister at their wedding and marry them.

01:46:34.000 I'm not married.

01:46:34.000 I just ended a five-year relationship.

01:46:36.000 What should the tone of the speech be?

01:46:37.000 What should I avoid doing?

01:46:38.000 Okay, I have married many people.

01:46:41.000 I am registered in the state of New York.

01:46:45.000 I haven't done it in a long time.

01:46:46.000 I haven't written a little book.

01:46:47.000 I haven't written down a little black book.

01:46:48.000 There's a bunch of speeches you can find online for the genericness, and you'll need that for like, do you take him to be your lawfully, but all that, that ending part.

01:46:56.000 But it's her day, right?

01:46:59.000 It's all about her.

01:47:00.000 But what I do at these weddings is I say, you are now as one.

01:47:06.000 If one of you is sick, both of you is sick.

01:47:09.000 If one of you is getting sued, you're both getting sued.

01:47:12.000 You have melded into one person.

01:47:15.000 And you were to have each other's back, blah, blah, blah, forever.

01:47:21.000 You obviously still are independent human beings.

01:47:23.000 No, don't throw that in.

01:47:24.000 Just say you are as one.

01:47:26.000 They don't have to worry about their independence.

01:47:27.000 Separately, I would say, don't look for your soulmate in your wife or your husband.

01:47:30.000 Have your own life.

01:47:32.000 They don't have to be your best pal.

01:47:33.000 But that's not something to say at the wedding.

01:47:35.000 So I just focus on how you two are as one now.

01:47:38.000 You're going to build a family.

01:47:40.000 Everyone here supports you, and they're coming here to celebrate the fact that you've made this brave decision to start a new chapter in your lives.

01:47:47.000 The past is behind you now.

01:47:48.000 You have nothing but the future to look forward to.

01:47:51.000 And you're doing that together.

01:47:53.000 Now I would throw in, there's nothing braver than starting a family, than making people.

01:47:58.000 You probably find out in advance if she's infertile or not, if they intend to have kids.

01:48:02.000 Because you're creating life and you're saying, come on, guys, I got your back.

01:48:05.000 Let's move forward.

01:48:06.000 And today we celebrate the fact that you two are each saying to each other, I got your back.

01:48:11.000 Let's move forward into this adventure and determine our future together.

01:48:15.000 This is why we're all here to celebrate.

01:48:17.000 I'm tearing up.

01:48:18.000 This is why we're so excited that you fictional people are making me cry.

01:48:26.000 You're forming this bond forever.

01:48:29.000 And we love you for that.

01:48:30.000 And we see how much you love each other.

01:48:32.000 And we're very excited for you to embark on this journey.

01:48:35.000 Don't cry when you're doing it, though.

01:48:44.000 So yeah, make it all about them.

01:48:47.000 Don't be too goofy.

01:48:48.000 You can do your speeches can be goofball, but it should be relatively serious and relatively fun.

01:48:57.000 I tear up for happy things.

01:49:02.000 Someone made a drawing.

01:49:03.000 I'm going to start the auction again soon.

01:49:04.000 I think we've gotten out of the heat as far as payment processing and all that went.

01:49:10.000 Nice.

01:49:11.000 Good job, dude.

01:49:12.000 That's pretty cool.

01:49:14.000 Fans are a little juvenile, so is drawing on cardboard, but you're very talented.

01:49:20.000 Very talented.

01:49:22.000 All right, let's get to the final video.

01:49:41.000 5-7, the lightning ball.

01:49:45.000 This is real.

01:49:48.000 And I'm not talking about a country in the Middle East that's only for Jews.

01:49:52.000 This happened.

01:49:56.000 What?

01:49:56.000 The Sam hell?

01:50:01.000 And then it just goes to the forest.

01:50:04.000 Takes down a...

01:50:05.000 What do you call those?

01:50:06.000 Receivers, whatever?

01:50:07.000 Transformers?

01:50:08.000 Transformers.

01:50:10.000 Transformers.

01:50:11.000 Off to the forest.

01:50:12.000 I'll be here if you need me.

01:50:15.000 Disappears into the trees.

01:50:18.000 We don't need to make up conspiracy theories and all these fantastical...

01:50:21.000 Life itself is fantastic enough.

01:50:23.000 I think the problem with screens is we bury our heads in our phones and we forget how fantastic and infinite Just our own planet is.

01:50:31.000 Fuck the universe.

01:50:32.000 Just walking around is mind-blowing.

01:50:35.000 Our children are little miracles.

01:50:37.000 Our wife's a gift from God.

01:50:39.000 Everything around us, I say that to my kids when I drop them off.

01:50:41.000 I go, remember, life's a movie.

01:50:43.000 You're writing the script.

01:50:44.000 You can change the ending if you want.

01:50:46.000 You can make it a comedy if you want.

01:50:47.000 You can make it an adventure if you want.

01:50:49.000 The Lord gifted us with this incredible thing called life.

01:50:53.000 And no matter how bad things are, it's still better than nothing, better than being dead.

01:50:58.000 And you can control it.

01:50:59.000 You can move it.

01:51:00.000 Yes, you get knocked down a lot, especially this past year.

01:51:03.000 But you can get up again and keep fighting and keep improving.

01:51:06.000 Keep improving yourself and your lot in life.

01:51:09.000 Get in shape.

01:51:10.000 Clean your room.

01:51:12.000 Slowly improve your surroundings.

01:51:14.000 And you'll notice that you get paid back by life when you put into it.

01:51:18.000 Have some fun.

01:51:19.000 This is all up to you.

01:51:21.000 You can make it as dangerous as you want.

01:51:23.000 You can make it as risk averse as you want.

01:51:25.000 You can control the show here.

01:51:27.000 It's all up to you.

01:51:29.000 If this weekend is boring, it's your fault.

01:51:31.000 If it's exciting, you did that.

01:51:34.000 Make it fun, make it crazy, and learn to appreciate every molecule.

01:51:37.000 I mean, when you're on a train, just marvel at the fact that this train works and all the technology that went behind it.

01:51:44.000 Look at a car.

01:51:45.000 A car is a fucking incredible machine man-made.

01:51:48.000 I can barely wrap my mind around a fucking transmission, let alone the entire machine working perfectly for decades.

01:51:56.000 It's amazing.

01:51:57.000 The whole world's a museum and an art gallery.

01:52:00.000 Walk around it.

01:52:01.000 Take it in.

01:52:02.000 Experience it.

01:52:03.000 It's free.

01:52:04.000 I like you more than a friend.

01:52:06.000 And I want you to get fired, get in trouble, be brave, and never stop fighting.

01:52:18.000 Say I have no idea.

01:52:20.000 I'm gonna slide it on till after the dying is over.

01:52:27.000 I hear life do the distance end.

Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - March 11, 2021

S03E84 - OUR DISTURBED DAUGHTERS

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