Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - S03E92

00:00:16.000 Get off my lawn.

00:00:23.000 I'm so damn confused.

00:00:25.000 But damn, I'm not the only cash, though.

00:00:28.000 Never made a move, so baby, much more tempo.

00:00:54.000 You up to me better.

00:00:56.000 Don't do it better.

00:01:04.000 That was Alicia Sovaca.

00:01:10.000 Fun tunes.

00:01:12.000 Little chick from San Diego.

00:01:15.000 You know, like humor, that's the sprinkles.

00:01:18.000 Some people have the sprinkles on them.

00:01:20.000 And humor seems to favor males.

00:01:23.000 I guess music does too, right?

00:01:25.000 Yeah.

00:01:26.000 Songwriters tend to be male.

00:01:27.000 I don't know why.

00:01:28.000 I guess testosterone is a concentration drug, and you're more likely to be focused if you're a man.

00:01:35.000 But that bitch just has what it takes.

00:01:38.000 My daughter discovered her for me, and she just churns them out, and has been for a long time.

00:01:45.000 It's kind of a rappy song.

00:01:47.000 Look how a few views it as.

00:01:54.000 268 subscribers.

00:01:57.000 How is she finding these people?

00:01:59.000 Does she know them personally?

00:02:01.000 Maybe.

00:02:07.000 I like my daughter's music.

00:02:09.000 It's not Cardi B. It's not about sex all the time.

00:02:13.000 Like, look at this girl's other song.

00:02:18.000 This is the dog I feel nothing for, by the way.

00:02:22.000 Leroy.

00:02:24.000 I would happily kill you.

00:02:25.000 If you had some contagious disease that was going to hurt my family, I would just slit your throat.

00:02:29.000 I'd feel nothing.

00:02:35.000 This is four years ago, which in girls of that age is like 5,000 years ago.

00:02:43.000 He's got a great chorus coming up.

00:03:06.000 This is like shitty gay music, and it's still way better than anything you've ever listened to in your life.

00:03:11.000 Or none.

00:03:13.000 Oh, me, personally?

00:03:14.000 Yeah.

00:03:15.000 Well, I've listened to that, so technically that's the thing I've listened to.

00:03:18.000 Nice logic, Steve Vai.

00:03:21.000 I'm wearing my all-gas, no-breaks shirt, which sucks, by the way.

00:03:25.000 This took about 900 years to get to me, and it's got that Halloween costume material.

00:03:30.000 H ⁇ M quality.

00:03:32.000 I feel like if I was slightly annoyed, I could just go and rip it to shreds.

00:03:38.000 But he's in the news recently.

00:03:40.000 Here, shivers, you can get off.

00:03:41.000 Are you scared?

00:03:45.000 We've been getting death threats.

00:03:46.000 So though he's not the most vicious dog in the world, he's a great alarm system.

00:03:50.000 If anyone, if there's one little creak on the steps or someone is just standing outside the studio door, he'll start going ballistic.

00:03:57.000 And that's when we get motherfucking ballistic.

00:04:03.000 So we're going to shout Ryan's secret weapon.

00:04:08.000 That's the problem with when fighting with Asians, and I mean alongside Asians.

00:04:13.000 They bring out weapons that are a little archaic.

00:04:15.000 China is asshole.

00:04:18.000 So this guy's got some beef because he went up to...

00:04:21.000 First I heard he went to Vice.

00:04:23.000 And they said, oh, yeah.

00:04:25.000 Yeah, you driving around in an RV talking to random people like Enrique Tario.

00:04:30.000 That's going to be real interesting.

00:04:32.000 No, thank you.

00:04:33.000 You got to have a nose for these things.

00:04:37.000 So someone else realized that this is gold.

00:04:40.000 And they said, yeah, we'll get you a shitty RV.

00:04:42.000 But here you have to sign your life away.

00:04:44.000 And I find with young people, they overvalue themselves and they go, I'm worth like half a million and I should have 80% equity here and blah, blah, blah.

00:04:53.000 You got to get ripped off on your first deal, kids.

00:04:55.000 That's just the way life works.

00:04:57.000 So he's all bummed and he's done with all gas, no breaks now.

00:05:01.000 What's his name?

00:05:01.000 Callahan?

00:05:02.000 Andrew Callahan.

00:05:03.000 Look at them.

00:05:04.000 They're writing about him like crazy.

00:05:05.000 Reporting.

00:05:06.000 I'm trying to cover him.

00:05:06.000 Two months ago, they finally covered him and it got 3.5 million views and they must be kicking themselves.

00:05:11.000 Yeah, what a big mistake.

00:05:12.000 You got to take risks.

00:05:15.000 Similarly, if someone takes a risk on you and buys you a shitty RV like you asked, just produce, produce, produce.

00:05:22.000 Take the hit.

00:05:22.000 Take the abuse.

00:05:24.000 You know, Prince got fucked over.

00:05:26.000 Taylor Swift says she got fucked over, but she didn't.

00:05:28.000 She signed away her publishing.

00:05:29.000 She got what she asked for.

00:05:31.000 And she was just a kid.

00:05:32.000 Her dad was a manager.

00:05:33.000 They knew what was going on.

00:05:36.000 But I always say that to people.

00:05:37.000 I say, stop like arguing.

00:05:39.000 Oh, but they'll have the rights to all my characters forever.

00:05:42.000 Yeah.

00:05:42.000 Make new characters if you're so great.

00:05:45.000 Like my buddy I owned a restaurant with.

00:05:47.000 Before that, we had a taco truck.

00:05:49.000 And we got offered a shitty amount of money.

00:05:51.000 I think it was like 80 grand.

00:05:53.000 And he goes, I can make that in a year.

00:05:54.000 And I go, yeah, that's assuming you're open all the time.

00:05:57.000 You don't get fined.

00:05:58.000 You don't get shut down.

00:05:59.000 This is $80,000 in your hand.

00:06:03.000 Leroy's scared.

00:06:04.000 He thinks I'm mad because I'm yelling so much.

00:06:06.000 He's usually in trouble if my voice is this effusive.

00:06:11.000 So yeah, a lot of people act like bad dogs sometimes and they pee on the rug and it makes me mad.

00:06:20.000 In the sense that he just squealed?

00:06:22.000 Such a loser.

00:06:26.000 How are you doing, Gavin?

00:06:27.000 Gavin?

00:06:28.000 Yeah, that's how he feels.

00:06:31.000 So he got pissed off and he's mad at himself for signing.

00:06:34.000 Oh, yeah, sorry, to get back to the restaurant.

00:06:36.000 So he goes, I don't know if I want to do that.

00:06:39.000 And I go, dude, let's just take the money and run.

00:06:41.000 I didn't have much equity.

00:06:42.000 So it was his decision.

00:06:44.000 and if you're such a great restaurant guy, you'll open another one.

00:06:49.000 Like, you could change Phil Collins' name to Joey Buttafuco and give him a head transplant as long as he kept his brain.

00:06:54.000 And he'd still churn out the hits.

00:06:57.000 So you're young.

00:06:57.000 You just started.

00:06:58.000 He just got out of college.

00:06:59.000 I think All Gas, No Breaks was his first thing.

00:07:01.000 So he should have just fucking, I am no longer receiving any, I no longer receive any of the Patreon crowdfunding, YouTube monetization.

00:07:08.000 Patreon.

00:07:08.000 You're asking for charity right out of the gate?

00:07:10.000 That's pathetic.

00:07:11.000 Nick and Evan, who lived in the RV with me and created the original show Motor, are also no longer involved.

00:07:15.000 We have no control over the account.

00:07:17.000 How are they going to, how are these investors going to do anything without him?

00:07:21.000 I don't think he's e-begging, actually.

00:07:22.000 He's saying he's locked out of the Patreon that he's...

00:07:24.000 Patreon is e-begging, moron.

00:07:26.000 Yeah, but he's not saying I'm on Patreon now.

00:07:28.000 He said he's on Patreon.

00:07:28.000 I know.

00:07:29.000 He never should have been.

00:07:30.000 Thanks for helping us understand what's going on, Ryan.

00:07:33.000 But he's not e-begging now, which is good.

00:07:35.000 What?

00:07:36.000 Shut up.

00:07:38.000 I wrote a book called I Gasked No Breaks.

00:07:41.000 As a teenager, I pitched the idea for a video based on the show.

00:07:45.000 So you already proved yourself.

00:07:47.000 See, the problem with signing someone like that, someone young, is you know they're going to fuck off.

00:07:51.000 So what I would do is I'd say, I'll buy you the RV for this much equity, and then I'm going to pay you per clip.

00:07:57.000 And if we get demonetized, there has to be a plan there.

00:08:01.000 Increments.

00:08:02.000 I think everything should be like that.

00:08:03.000 I think sports should be like that.

00:08:04.000 Oh, you got a home run?

00:08:05.000 Here's $100,000.

00:08:07.000 Oh, you didn't get anything this game?

00:08:08.000 You make $0.

00:08:10.000 Now, how do you decide what they do?

00:08:11.000 Okay, you take Sespidus' $100 million contract.

00:08:13.000 You break down what would be a good career for him with the Mets, which I think was 10 years.

00:08:18.000 Say you want to home run a game.

00:08:19.000 Divide $10 million by a home run a game.

00:08:22.000 You get that much.

00:08:23.000 Then you wouldn't see these fuckers start sitting on their laurels, resting on their laurels after they get a check.

00:08:30.000 So yeah, who knows what's the future for him?

00:08:32.000 I would fucking kill my entire family on Christmas morning to get him on censored.tv.

00:08:39.000 Callahan, if that interests you, we can set it up.

00:08:42.000 Unbelievable.

00:08:43.000 We're banned on Instagram.

00:08:45.000 We are?

00:08:46.000 Yeah.

00:08:46.000 Since when?

00:08:47.000 We used to have.

00:08:48.000 Well, we were banned, and then we were banned again, and then we had a new one.

00:08:51.000 And look at this shit.

00:08:53.000 What?

00:08:53.000 You type in censored, and there's butt cheeks, actual tits with actual nipples.

00:08:58.000 So they're allowed to exist.

00:08:59.000 It's just...

00:09:00.000 Naked people.

00:09:01.000 Mother.

00:09:01.000 What happens when you click on naked people?

00:09:03.000 Let's see.

00:09:05.000 That's funny.

00:09:05.000 We're being censored live.

00:09:08.000 Wow.

00:09:08.000 Oh, they just put little things on the tits.

00:09:10.000 And SFW.

00:09:12.000 That's relatively SFW.

00:09:15.000 So that's our second censored.tv account.

00:09:19.000 And how many viewers do we have?

00:09:24.000 I don't remember.

00:09:25.000 A couple thousand.

00:09:27.000 And then are we still on Twitter?

00:09:30.000 Yes.

00:09:31.000 For now.

00:09:32.000 For now.

00:09:33.000 I don't really care.

00:09:34.000 I've been kicked off so many things that I don't have any.

00:09:37.000 Like, I don't post on Parlor as much as I should because it's just like, I feel like Sisyphus at this point.

00:09:46.000 We've got a lot to cover today.

00:09:49.000 So I'm going to just dive into it.

00:09:51.000 Biden.

00:09:52.000 This is ancient news.

00:09:53.000 Let's do my pet Biden and we'll go through Biden.

00:09:58.000 Biden.

00:10:02.000 Biden.

00:10:05.000 President.

00:10:07.000 Sleepy.

00:10:11.000 Biden.

00:10:12.000 Wait, what?

00:10:12.000 That doesn't rhyme.

00:10:16.000 I love that.

00:10:17.000 People don't like Amazing.

00:10:18.000 I don't, who?

00:10:19.000 I could watch it 700 times.

00:10:21.000 So I'm sorry to bore you with this ancient Chinese secret, but we have to have it on record.

00:10:24.000 Because remember, this isn't just a news show.

00:10:26.000 This is also a document of the time.

00:10:28.000 I want my kids to be able to go back over these old hard drives and go, oh, that's what happened when we had Trump.

00:10:33.000 Oh, that's what happened when we had Biden 100 years ago.

00:10:37.000 They probably won't live that long.

00:10:38.000 40 years ago?

00:10:39.000 So anyway, you've seen this, but we need to get it on the books.

00:10:42.000 The best way to get something done, if it holds near and dear to you, that you like to be able to.

00:10:51.000 Anyway.

00:10:55.000 We're ready to get a lot done.

00:10:57.000 I translated that, by the way.

00:10:59.000 Yeah?

00:11:00.000 Yeah, let me check my boxing group because they sent it to me.

00:11:03.000 Oh, they speak punch drunk.

00:11:06.000 I think I'm getting pugilistic dementia.

00:11:09.000 They wouldn't believe the stupid shit I've been saying recently.

00:11:13.000 Okay, this is what I think he was trying to say.

00:11:17.000 The best way to get something done is to work on something near and dear to your heart.

00:11:21.000 This country's near and dear to my heart.

00:11:23.000 Trouble with the border is near and dear to my heart.

00:11:25.000 I sense it's near and dear to your heart, too.

00:11:27.000 We're going to get it done.

00:11:29.000 That's what he was going for.

00:11:31.000 Close.

00:11:32.000 I hope that quote inspires you to get a Biden shirt.

00:11:35.000 This is one of my favorite quotes.

00:11:36.000 When Trump does follow through or doesn't do, would follow through the exact opposite.

00:11:42.000 He's the best.

00:11:44.000 We all know, too, he had a cheat sheet at the press conference, which I guess we should have covered live.

00:11:49.000 Let's start doing that.

00:11:50.000 I enjoyed the Derek Chauvin live thing.

00:11:52.000 Good variety on the show.

00:11:54.000 Variety is what's going to keep this show interesting to both you and me.

00:12:00.000 That's one, two.

00:12:01.000 He was looking at shit.

00:12:02.000 What are you doing?

00:12:04.000 Clearing some stuff.

00:12:05.000 Don't clear some stuff.

00:12:06.000 You're at work, my friend.

00:12:08.000 Why are you clearing out the hard drive right now?

00:12:10.000 Because I feared we might run out of space.

00:12:12.000 Oh.

00:12:14.000 Someone saw that, right?

00:12:15.000 Trump never had a fucking cheat sheet.

00:12:19.000 Hunter Biden is still not news.

00:12:23.000 Despite throwing away a fucking handgun in a garbage next to a kid's school.

00:12:27.000 Read that out for me.

00:12:29.000 Yep.

00:12:29.000 Biden's press conference lasted an hour.

00:12:31.000 Not a single reporter asked about the bombshell news that Hunter Biden lied about being a drug user, about being a drug user to purchase a firearm, then dispose of that firearm in a dumpster across the street from a high school.

00:12:42.000 But he wants to control our guns.

00:12:45.000 Hmm.

00:12:47.000 Exciting.

00:12:51.000 Alrighty, let's jump ahead.

00:12:54.000 Should we do the green screen yet?

00:12:57.000 We could.

00:12:57.000 No, let's not do it yet.

00:12:59.000 I almost don't Believe the Hunter Biden stuff too because I believe it all, but since it's not verified, it feels like it's conspiracy-ish.

00:13:08.000 Do you know what I mean?

00:13:09.000 What in the Sam fucking hell are you talking about now?

00:13:12.000 Like, I believe all the stuff about Hunter Biden, the laptop, and stuff, but a part of me thinks it's fringe and like a theory because it hasn't been confirmed or picked up by anybody legitimate.

00:13:23.000 Okay, so why, what are the pictures?

00:13:25.000 Are they photoshopped?

00:13:26.000 Exactly.

00:13:27.000 Well, I believe it, but it also feels like it kind of works where they avoid it so much, they're like, that's not true.

00:13:34.000 And I'm like, well, it only works on people with an IQ under 90, which is you, a man who doesn't believe in dinosaurs.

00:13:41.000 Although I think you're done with that now, am I correct?

00:13:44.000 For the most part, yeah.

00:13:44.000 Well, I believe in dinosaurs.

00:13:46.000 Oh, okay.

00:13:47.000 So you're done your dinosaur denial phase.

00:13:49.000 Yeah.

00:13:49.000 How about the Holocaust?

00:13:50.000 How are you feeling?

00:13:52.000 Yeah, I believe that happened.

00:13:53.000 Yeah.

00:13:53.000 Absolutely.

00:13:55.000 So Hunter Biden's laptop is Russian disinformation, according to Ryan.

00:13:58.000 Nope.

00:13:59.000 You heard it here first.

00:14:00.000 True.

00:14:01.000 I'm just saying that it's a psychological thing that they do where they're like, that's a crazy people theory.

00:14:05.000 And then you're like, but I don't get how it's a theory.

00:14:09.000 Because it's physical.

00:14:10.000 It's a theory to say that he fucked his niece.

00:14:13.000 I've seen her get weird about it.

00:14:15.000 I've seen her looking around.

00:14:16.000 Okay, that's a theory.

00:14:18.000 There's no evidence.

00:14:19.000 But there's evidence of him smoking crack.

00:14:21.000 There's evidence of him fucking tons of young girls.

00:14:25.000 It's a fact that he threw a gun in the garbage.

00:14:29.000 What else?

00:14:34.000 There's a whole series of the FBI hiding the laptop when it was first brought to them.

00:14:39.000 There was like text.

00:14:40.000 Is that all fake?

00:14:41.000 The creepy text and stuff.

00:14:42.000 No, it's all real, but it's just.

00:14:45.000 There's also evidence of them not wanting the kids around Hunter because he's a drug addict.

00:14:48.000 And then also the Epstein stuff, too, because they never did anything about it or Hillary stuff.

00:14:55.000 Like when people just get away with stuff that they ought not to, you're like, maybe I guess they didn't do anything wrong.

00:15:00.000 If Donald Trump Jr. had one of these things, we would be hearing about it till we died of old age.

00:15:07.000 It's true.

00:15:08.000 Just like that black shooter who they heard doing shit in the fucking bathroom of a Walmart, and I don't mean pooping.

00:15:16.000 I mean...

00:15:19.000 If he had a MAGA hat on and he was white, you and I would be in the hospital right now.

00:15:26.000 We'd be protesting ourselves.

00:15:27.000 We'd hate white people so much.

00:15:30.000 White people can't wait to punish white people.

00:15:34.000 TriCaster is overheating.

00:15:36.000 Why don't we have a new one of those?

00:15:37.000 I've given you carte blanche.

00:15:41.000 Hello?

00:15:41.000 Hello.

00:15:43.000 Yeah, they're expensive, so when our tech guy comes back from a vacay, we're going to talk.

00:15:48.000 Very nice.

00:15:50.000 My family's away on vacation.

00:15:52.000 They go, would you want to come?

00:15:53.000 And I go, no.

00:15:54.000 Now, they're visiting my in-laws, but they're not.

00:15:57.000 If it was Mexico or something, I'd go.

00:15:59.000 But, like, I don't like vacation.

00:16:01.000 Oh, fuck.

00:16:06.000 So the TriCaster died again.

00:16:08.000 Yeah, a crash.

00:16:09.000 Wait a minute.

00:16:09.000 You said that you haven't been able to get one because our guy's on vacation.

00:16:12.000 I talk to him every day.

00:16:13.000 Right?

00:16:14.000 He's not hard to get a hold of.

00:16:18.000 He would happily send you a link, get this TriCaster, get this.

00:16:22.000 I'll give you the bank card, whatever.

00:16:25.000 So that's a shitty Puerto Rican Bronx excuse.

00:16:29.000 The real answer is I'm gay and lazy.

00:16:31.000 Yeah, it is, though.

00:16:32.000 I know.

00:16:33.000 I'm finally being honest, and it feels pretty good.

00:16:37.000 By the way, speaking of Puerto Ricans, did you know that this fucking subhuman, if he wants to eat, what are those little snacks called?

00:16:43.000 Cheez-Its.

00:16:44.000 Cheez-Its.

00:16:45.000 He gets out a little serviette, a little paper towel.

00:16:49.000 What do you call that?

00:16:49.000 A little cleanup?

00:16:51.000 A napkin.

00:16:52.000 Puts out a napkin.

00:16:53.000 A human serviette.

00:16:54.000 This big.

00:16:55.000 And then he pours his Cheetos onto the napkin.

00:16:58.000 Not Cheetos, Cheez-Its.

00:16:59.000 Cheez-Its.

00:17:00.000 And then he holds the napkin and then eats them from the corners off of the fucking napkin.

00:17:05.000 There's plenty of reasons for it.

00:17:08.000 And I go, why do you do that?

00:17:08.000 Is that a Puerto Rican thing?

00:17:09.000 I don't know.

00:17:10.000 But he goes, well, we did it in school.

00:17:13.000 He means, when he says school, he means like first grade.

00:17:17.000 The guy, talk about the infantilization of youth.

00:17:20.000 He's not like a perpetual adolescent.

00:17:22.000 He's a perpetual child.

00:17:26.000 He's an infant.

00:17:28.000 He's eight.

00:17:30.000 And you have my car keys.

00:17:32.000 Oh, yeah.

00:17:32.000 Which you always forget, as eight-year-olds tend to do.

00:17:34.000 They're not good at remembering important stuff.

00:17:37.000 I just like the jingling sound they make.

00:17:39.000 They don't jingle at all.

00:17:40.000 Shit for brains.

00:17:42.000 They really don't.

00:17:43.000 Keys.

00:17:44.000 I know.

00:17:45.000 Well, usually they do.

00:17:48.000 Keys in general.

00:17:49.000 But there's a lot of, I don't know.

00:17:50.000 I can sit here and make tons of arguments for napkin Cheez-Its, and trust me, there are plenty.

00:17:55.000 Okay, let's hear one of them.

00:17:56.000 Well, everyone here is stupid.

00:17:58.000 Okay, so you get a portion, right?

00:17:59.000 You get your white serviette napkin, and then you get a handful of Cheetos.

00:18:03.000 Now, if you have a box full of Cheetos, you're going in there, and I remember telling you the one thing about getting your hands greasy so you get the size.

00:18:09.000 Forget that.

00:18:10.000 The portion.

00:18:10.000 So he doesn't want grease on his fingertips.

00:18:12.000 True.

00:18:12.000 He claims that he touches the corners when he eats it, but when he puts it into a bag, he gets it all over his finger.

00:18:17.000 You go like this.

00:18:18.000 It's part of the ritual.

00:18:19.000 I don't like the licking of the finger thing.

00:18:21.000 I don't know.

00:18:22.000 Anyway, so here's another point.

00:18:24.000 Wash your hands.

00:18:24.000 The portion.

00:18:25.000 I always do.

00:18:26.000 But you feel the portion.

00:18:28.000 You can't tell if you've had too many Cheez-Its.

00:18:31.000 What are you a fucking...

00:18:32.000 But if you have the box open, you could always just cheat and be like, I'm going to cheat with my cheeks.

00:18:36.000 Cheats?

00:18:36.000 Yeah.

00:18:37.000 Cheat.

00:18:37.000 You don't, you live alone.

00:18:39.000 What do you mean cheat?

00:18:40.000 You go to bed whenever you're tired, which could be at 8 in the morning, at 2 p.m., at 4 in the morning.

00:18:46.000 So there's no, you don't have any kind of schedule or ritual at all.

00:18:49.000 There's no cheating.

00:18:50.000 I know what you mean, but hear me out on the, on the, so you got the napkin and you have a limited amount of Cheez-Its.

00:18:57.000 Those are my Cheez-Its.

00:18:58.000 This is my portion for it.

00:18:59.000 Yeah, you eat salt, vinegar, chips, and you either don't want to ruin your dinner, so you stop, or you don't care because you're going to eat like in five hours.

00:19:07.000 So if you don't care in five hours, now you got salty mouth.

00:19:11.000 I don't like that.

00:19:11.000 When you have too much chips and now you got your teeth in the middle.

00:19:13.000 Then stop eating them.

00:19:15.000 No, but you don't know until it's too late.

00:19:16.000 You don't know until it's too late.

00:19:17.000 That's fucking horseshit.

00:19:19.000 I like that.

00:19:19.000 That's like a dog.

00:19:20.000 No offense.

00:19:21.000 That's like an animal.

00:19:24.000 I like a portion of Cheez-Its.

00:19:26.000 Then eat a portion of Cheez-Its out of the box, put the box away.

00:19:29.000 Stop walking around.

00:19:31.000 The visual components are.

00:19:32.000 Now it's a visual thing.

00:19:33.000 Well, yeah, and then you get to savor it much more.

00:19:37.000 What?

00:19:38.000 How are you savoring it much more?

00:19:40.000 Because I've eaten out of the box, and then recently I just went back to my third-grade snack time method, and I like it a lot better.

00:19:49.000 This is a new development for you.

00:19:50.000 Well, now I'm going back to my roots now.

00:19:53.000 Yes.

00:19:54.000 Oh, boy.

00:19:56.000 Going back to my room.

00:19:56.000 We never did the book of the day.

00:19:58.000 I think I forgot to bring it.

00:19:59.000 And we didn't talk about the post.

00:20:01.000 Sometimes I'm not really adamant about getting into the post because, you know, Godzilla's there.

00:20:08.000 Cuomo is a pig.

00:20:10.000 They're pushing vax passports.

00:20:11.000 First day of Derek Chauvin.

00:20:14.000 More trouble at the border.

00:20:16.000 Everything in here that's of any value.

00:20:18.000 Don't worry.

00:20:18.000 We're going to be covering it.

00:20:19.000 Ain't nobody got time for that.

00:20:21.000 Although we don't really got time for that.

00:20:23.000 All right.

00:20:26.000 I lose my pen.

00:20:27.000 All right.

00:20:28.000 Let's get the show back on the road.

00:20:29.000 Let's do the free speech, the new free speech bumper.

00:20:32.000 Oh, yes.

00:20:33.000 Get that going, man.

00:20:35.000 Here we go.

00:20:35.000 That's got to be ready to rock.

00:20:36.000 It's going to be rocking and rolling.

00:20:38.000 Yeah, let's rock it.

00:20:40.000 Thank you, Aaron, for this.

00:20:41.000 Free speech.

00:20:43.000 Free speech.

00:20:45.000 Free speech.

00:20:47.000 It ain't free.

00:20:50.000 What happened there?

00:20:51.000 There's like a bullet that went through the word free and part of the way through speech and then the bullet died?

00:20:56.000 Oh, no, get all the way through.

00:20:57.000 What happened with what you showed?

00:21:00.000 Oh, it lagged.

00:21:02.000 It ain't free.

00:21:04.000 Classic.

00:21:05.000 Classic.

00:21:06.000 Crowder is banned from YouTube.

00:21:09.000 Crowder is.

00:21:10.000 Isn't that a big fucking deal?

00:21:16.000 Wait a minute.

00:21:19.000 Wait, is there no link?

00:21:20.000 Oh, wait, no, there's no link.

00:21:22.000 We just found this out.

00:21:22.000 So he's temporarily suspended, which I hope he knew this was coming, right?

00:21:28.000 I mean, we're all...

00:21:30.000 The days of Laura Loomer, Gavin McInnes, and Milo Yiannopoulos being banned are long gone.

00:21:35.000 Now it's Ben Shapiro's next, Joe Rogan.

00:21:38.000 Well, Joe Rogan skipped his ban.

00:21:40.000 Oh, didn't he admit, by the way, recently?

00:21:43.000 He said, no, nothing's being censored.

00:21:44.000 And then recently he let it slip.

00:21:46.000 I think Mark Dice has a video about this where he goes, oh, yeah, when I moved over, they said there's something we don't want to bring over.

00:21:50.000 And I said, I don't give a shit.

00:21:53.000 Doing an interview, you're talking with a guy.

00:21:55.000 Two episodes, actually several dozen of them, that were mysteriously missing.

00:21:59.000 And it just so happened to be episodes from certain controversial guests that have been banned from YouTube and Twitter and other social media.

00:22:06.000 Several dozen?

00:22:07.000 I thought it was like three or four.

00:22:09.000 No, because remember there were ones with like Tony Hinchcliffe and just ones you're like, well, how's that?

00:22:15.000 Technical glitch.

00:22:16.000 And then it was because they were his favorite episodes.

00:22:19.000 So he just decided to keep them over on YouTube instead, which, of course, didn't make any sense.

00:22:24.000 And I called him out on it at the time for being full of crap.

00:22:27.000 Because if they're your favorite episodes, you would definitely want them over on your new platform so that Spotify subscribers would have access to them.

00:22:35.000 Then everybody seemed to forget about it and the news cycle became a thing of the past.

00:22:38.000 Joe moved over to Spotify as if there was no...

00:22:40.000 Is it big enough?

00:22:42.000 Right.

00:22:43.000 You're going to get like that.

00:22:44.000 There's going to be strings attached.

00:22:47.000 You know?

00:22:48.000 Yeah, that's the criticism of me being on Spotify.

00:22:51.000 Yeah, how's that been?

00:22:52.000 How's the move been?

00:22:53.000 They don't give a f ⁇ .

00:22:54.000 They don't care what you do.

00:22:55.000 They haven't given me a hard time at all.

00:22:57.000 There's a few episodes they didn't want on their platform that I was like, okay, I don't care.

00:23:02.000 So, like I said at the time, it wasn't.

00:23:04.000 How could you not care?

00:23:05.000 Well, you don't care when you're getting 10 million, which would be fine.

00:23:09.000 All we really care about here is hypocrisy and dishonesty.

00:23:11.000 That's all we care about.

00:23:12.000 So just say, yeah, they didn't like Gavin's episode, so we canned it.

00:23:17.000 And it's not worth $10 million to me to hold on to Gav's interview that's already been seen by 7 million people.

00:23:23.000 So how many more people are going to see his interview?

00:23:25.000 Another 300,000?

00:23:26.000 300,000 views?

00:23:28.000 10 million bucks.

00:23:29.000 I'd do the same thing.

00:23:30.000 Well, I don't know if I would.

00:23:31.000 But I get it.

00:23:32.000 I'm not saying he should have killed her, but I understand.

00:23:37.000 Also in Canceled Town, you're going to have to jump ahead here because this was classified somewhere else.

00:23:42.000 This is Ancient Chinese Secret 2-1.

00:23:45.000 Rob Lederman was fired.

00:23:46.000 This is a guy who they were talking about how they like their women.

00:23:51.000 No, how they like their toast.

00:23:53.000 And his co-host said, well, I don't like my toast too, Serena Williams.

00:23:57.000 I like it more like Gail King.

00:23:59.000 People are different colors.

00:24:00.000 That's a funny bit.

00:24:01.000 And it's not a funny bit, but it follows the laws of comedy, I should say.

00:24:05.000 It's reasonable.

00:24:06.000 It's not particularly funny.

00:24:07.000 It's definitely not offensive.

00:24:09.000 You could talk about Edgar Winters type of toast or bread.

00:24:14.000 You could talk about Josh Denny bread.

00:24:16.000 That's fine.

00:24:17.000 You could do it if it was white people, but not if they're black.

00:24:20.000 So he got fired because while she was saying all this, which was not offensive, she's talking about toast darkness.

00:24:28.000 He went, okay, that's his crime.

00:24:31.000 So fuck him.

00:24:32.000 That's the end of his career.

00:24:33.000 And then Sharon Osborne, this is, again, ancient Chinese secret, but I haven't seen you since Thursday, so we have a little bit of catching up to do.

00:24:42.000 Sharon Osbourne said, well, this is sort of the, I put it this out of order, but this is her saying, I feel like I'm on the electric chair.

00:24:49.000 So Megan Markle said the royal family is racist.

00:24:51.000 By the way, I was talking to a buddy at the gym, at the bar the other day, and he goes, they are racist.

00:24:55.000 They killed Lady Di.

00:24:58.000 Because she was dating a sand ann.

00:25:00.000 Oh, right.

00:25:01.000 And I was like, I didn't know that.

00:25:03.000 And he goes, oh, yeah, Megan Markle's going to die within the next six months.

00:25:06.000 They're not going to do it now because of this, but yeah, they don't like them marrying outside of their race.

00:25:12.000 Okay.

00:25:13.000 But anyway, Piers Morgan said, I don't believe Megan Markle.

00:25:17.000 I don't think they're racist.

00:25:18.000 I think she's full of shit.

00:25:20.000 He got questioned.

00:25:21.000 He said, fuck it.

00:25:22.000 I'm done.

00:25:23.000 And he walked off his own show.

00:25:25.000 And then Sharon Osborne said, that's fucked up.

00:25:28.000 He shouldn't have to walk off his own show.

00:25:30.000 He can have an opinion.

00:25:31.000 He's a royalist.

00:25:32.000 And they said, oh, so you're racist.

00:25:34.000 So if someone says someone was racist, like Megan, and you disagree with her, you're racist.

00:25:39.000 If you disagree with that person no longer having a job, then you're racist.

00:25:44.000 Can you imagine if the races were reversed and blacks had to live up to stuff like that?

00:25:49.000 I'm not talking to Isaac Jackson anymore.

00:25:53.000 I'm not talking to Isaac Jackson anymore.

00:25:54.000 Why?

00:25:55.000 Because he has a friend who defended someone.

00:25:58.000 Wow.

00:26:00.000 What?

00:26:01.000 Fuck him.

00:26:02.000 So, yeah, let's show her on the electric chair for a second.

00:26:09.000 It's all kicking off everywhere, isn't it?

00:26:12.000 I mean, it's so divided.

00:26:14.000 We all knew it was going to be divided, but Piers, I think, look, people forget he's in a position because they pay him for his opinion.

00:26:26.000 I want to see her cry.

00:26:28.000 Keep going, scroll ahead.

00:26:29.000 He keeps saying he's a royal.

00:26:31.000 He's very high up in the military.

00:26:33.000 It's a personal thing for him.

00:26:35.000 That's part of what we do.

00:26:37.000 My mom earlier, I'm going to quit every single day.

00:26:39.000 He can't handle it.

00:26:41.000 So that one with the Page Boy cut, she's saying he criticizes people all day.

00:26:45.000 He can't take the heat.

00:26:47.000 But go ahead.

00:26:56.000 Wait, go ahead a bit.

00:26:58.000 Should have had this time.

00:26:59.000 Listen to what I think he should have listened.

00:27:02.000 Piers is what he is.

00:27:04.000 You know, we paid for our opinion, too.

00:27:07.000 What?

00:27:08.000 What did the city have?

00:27:08.000 It's way nicer than I thought it was.

00:27:10.000 I thought I had some drama.

00:27:12.000 You can't stand the heat.

00:27:13.000 You better get out the kitchen.

00:27:14.000 And this is somebody who can't stand the heat.

00:27:18.000 Let's go to 2-3.

00:27:19.000 Maybe there she gets a little more confrontational.

00:27:22.000 Sorry, folks.

00:27:23.000 I read in the newspaper she was crying.

00:27:25.000 We would like to know, because I've been knowing you for years.

00:27:28.000 I've been here.

00:27:29.000 And I've never seen anything come out of you other than if I don't know.

00:27:36.000 And menstrual blood.

00:27:36.000 If it comes off a certain way, I stay corrected.

00:27:42.000 She's a great argument for plastic surgery.

00:27:44.000 She looks way better now.

00:27:46.000 Look if they have their dog on the show, too.

00:27:49.000 While you're sitting there.

00:27:50.000 Are they trying to thwart attacks?

00:27:52.000 It appears that you give validation or safe haven to something that he has uttered is racist.

00:28:00.000 Even if you don't agree.

00:28:02.000 Utter, bitch.

00:28:02.000 Am I saying it right?

00:28:04.000 This is how you win with these people, by the way.

00:28:06.000 When you're confronted like this, get specific.

00:28:08.000 No one here appreciates your views.

00:28:10.000 What views?

00:28:11.000 What are my views?

00:28:13.000 Well, it looks like you're giving safe haven to a racist book.

00:28:15.000 What racist belief?

00:28:17.000 What was the quote?

00:28:18.000 Like with Ann Coulter.

00:28:20.000 Oh, you know, Ann Coulter.

00:28:21.000 How much of what she says is just for shock and how much does she actually believe?

00:28:24.000 What sentence in what book are you talking about?

00:28:28.000 What sentence has she ever said that is factually incorrect?

00:28:30.000 Actually, no.

00:28:31.000 Tell me anything she's ever said.

00:28:35.000 Tell me anything she's ever uttered in any context, controversial or not.

00:28:41.000 And they never have an answer.

00:28:43.000 Don't know what he's uttered that's racist.

00:28:46.000 I'm not trying to slide out of this one.

00:28:49.000 I don't know.

00:28:50.000 Tell me, what has he uttered that's racist?

00:28:53.000 Wednesday's episode of The Talking Tell.

00:28:55.000 Oh, that's conveniently cut away.

00:28:58.000 Cheryl Underwood confronted her co-host, Sharon Osborne, for supporting the woman.

00:29:02.000 Why did they cut away?

00:29:03.000 The black woman was on the spot.

00:29:04.000 I'm sick of all this fucking woman.

00:29:05.000 It was racist of them.

00:29:06.000 Preferential treatment.

00:29:08.000 Like, I'm looking at this article today, and it's all about the best doctors in New York, right?

00:29:13.000 And coincidentally, they're all black women.

00:29:17.000 Yeah, look at this.

00:29:17.000 The best medicine.

00:29:19.000 If you want to go to a doctor in New York, you should try Dr. Dandrea Joseph, Dr. Yves DuRoseau, he must be Haitian, or Dr. Vivian Bell.

00:29:29.000 Try them out.

00:29:30.000 They're great doctors.

00:29:32.000 Like, I'm not saying they're not good doctors.

00:29:34.000 I'm just annoyed that you constantly...

00:29:36.000 Imagine albinos were in every commercial.

00:29:38.000 It would annoy us.

00:29:40.000 Crazy Dinash thinks he's a toad.

00:29:42.000 Anyway, Piers ain't having it.

00:29:48.000 Sometimes so much of free speech could also go under the racism category because it's the same thing.

00:29:55.000 It's people being canceled and not allowed to talk because they're accused of being racist.

00:30:01.000 You're never not allowed to talk for any other reason.

00:30:03.000 You could deny the, well, denying the Holocaust, of course, but you could deny the Armenian genocide.

00:30:08.000 You could talk about sexualizing children.

00:30:11.000 That's not going to get you canceled.

00:30:14.000 But the Holocaust, criticizing Muslims, and which I would put under racism, and anything against blacks, especially black women.

00:30:26.000 Unless you're black, of course.

00:30:27.000 If you're black, you can beat the living shit out of Asians on the street, and they'll call it white supremacy.

00:30:34.000 I saw this, the war on cartoons.

00:30:35.000 We've got to do a whole summation of this.

00:30:37.000 Maybe we'll do that Thursday.

00:30:38.000 I want to capture, this is 2-5.

00:30:40.000 I want to catch up on every single cartoon that's been canceled because the list grows every day.

00:30:47.000 No way.

00:30:48.000 This is my youngest boy's favorite book, Captain Underpants.

00:30:52.000 This guy's got a fucking scam going on.

00:30:55.000 You can tell by the way he draws that he churns out probably 50 pages a day.

00:31:00.000 It's not your usual graphic novelist where it's eight hours a page.

00:31:05.000 No way.

00:31:05.000 This guy just draws a quick Captain Underpants.

00:31:07.000 Sometimes he does these entire books that are drawn by a kid.

00:31:11.000 So he can draw them super naive and just make the hands like bloop, bloop, bloop.

00:31:15.000 Just churning them out.

00:31:16.000 Churn them out.

00:31:17.000 God bless you, by the way, Dave.

00:31:18.000 People love your books.

00:31:21.000 And they're easy to draw.

00:31:23.000 By all means, you win.

00:31:25.000 I'm just saying, as a cartoon snob, you scammed the system.

00:31:31.000 But anyway, there's a book from about five or six years ago called Oog and Boog or something like that.

00:31:37.000 And it's two cavemen.

00:31:39.000 And in the book, they go to see a sensei, a martial arts expert.

00:31:43.000 Everything okay yet?

00:31:45.000 In the primitive drawing of this guy, he's named Master Wong.

00:31:49.000 His eyes are just lines.

00:31:51.000 You know, like how Asians look?

00:31:55.000 I'm John Mulaney now.

00:31:58.000 That's him.

00:32:00.000 So Master Wong, are you going to the link 2.6?

00:32:04.000 That's 2.6?

00:32:05.000 So it's Ok and Gluck.

00:32:07.000 That's the link I sent you?

00:32:12.000 Master Wong.

00:32:13.000 Yeah.

00:32:13.000 It's a Google search.

00:32:14.000 Yeah, look at him right there next to me.

00:32:17.000 That is, they call this passive racism.

00:32:20.000 So I guess if he had drawn a dot in the middle of the line, like going on the bottom half of the line, would that have been okay?

00:32:29.000 Or do you have to do just dots, but they do have different eyes.

00:32:33.000 The black is allowed to have an afro, although that'll probably be illegal soon.

00:32:37.000 The fuck is the problem here?

00:32:40.000 And by the way, he's training them to become martial arts experts so they can be strong and fight for what's right.

00:32:48.000 What the fuck?

00:32:53.000 All right, let's jump to a green screen.

00:32:56.000 Let's have a break here.

00:32:57.000 It's getting a little heated.

00:32:59.000 Before we get into racism or anything heavy, I want to talk about the movie Bad Trip with Eric Andre.

00:33:07.000 Because I can't tell if he ripped off Jackass or not.

00:33:16.000 Bad Trip, new film by Eric Andre.

00:33:18.000 Very funny stuff.

00:33:19.000 High quality.

00:33:20.000 Gets a little tedious towards the end.

00:33:22.000 I think the director is Jeff Tremaine, the guy behind Jackass, Johnny Knoxville's right-hand man.

00:33:26.000 He won Most Gorgeous Eyes in his high school.

00:33:29.000 I've hung out with him a few times.

00:33:30.000 Very funny.

00:33:31.000 One time we were at the Rainbow Lounge.

00:33:33.000 I think I told you this before.

00:33:34.000 And I think it was Jeff who Steve-O left his phone on the table and he got on, Jeff Tremaine got on Steve-O's phone and started going, hey, I want you to know that I miss you a lot and I want you back.

00:33:45.000 He did a perfect Steve-O.

00:33:46.000 I don't do a very good Steve-O.

00:33:48.000 And brought all his ex-girlfriends to the club saying, I'd pay for your cab.

00:33:52.000 So they showed up going, I need money for my cab.

00:33:54.000 And Steve-O was there on a date.

00:33:56.000 Anyway, I was watching this movie that's very good.

00:33:59.000 And I couldn't help notice that, A, it's very funny, and B, it seems to overlap with Jackass quite a bit.

00:34:06.000 Now, Jeff Tremaine is the guy behind it.

00:34:08.000 So did you rip off yourself?

00:34:09.000 And then I started thinking, what's the difference between a rip-off and an homage?

00:34:14.000 And then I started thinking, why is Eric Andre so funny?

00:34:16.000 I'd like to take a little side note there because I had an epiphany with this.

00:34:19.000 Eric Andre used to have these parties in L.A. where he'd have a zebra and a camel in the parking lot of his apartment building.

00:34:26.000 When he got bigger, he would have a house.

00:34:28.000 He has a house.

00:34:29.000 And he recently had a party with all nudists.

00:34:31.000 He said to the nudists, you can't tell anyone that I hired you.

00:34:34.000 You can't explain why you're nude.

00:34:36.000 Just exist at the party like you're not nude, which they did.

00:34:38.000 And it's funny.

00:34:39.000 And it reminded me of my old best pal, Derek Beckles, who would have office parties at his house.

00:34:47.000 And he'd bring in office furniture, like filing cabinets and stuff.

00:34:50.000 And everyone would have to dress like they were at some shitty job with like a button down with short sleeves and a pocket protector, you know, the falling down look.

00:34:58.000 And I thought, are those guys funnier than me?

00:35:01.000 Derek Beckles ended up working for Eric Andre, by the way.

00:35:04.000 I thought, are these mulattoes funnier than me?

00:35:07.000 A white guy?

00:35:08.000 And then I realized, you know what Eric Andre and Derek Beckles and a lot of sort of black-powered comedy is?

00:35:15.000 It's just unfettered comedy.

00:35:17.000 In other words, it's comedy.

00:35:19.000 A lot of black comedy and a lot of black stand-up comedians, when you hear them, you're actually hearing what we would do if we had no rules, if we couldn't be canceled, we couldn't be persecuted, we couldn't obliterate our entire career and our child's social lives and ability to get into certain schools by saying the wrong thing.

00:35:37.000 So, no, they're not funnier.

00:35:39.000 You're just seeing what comedy can be, how funny it can be, which is really what all comedy was in the 80s and even the early 90s.

00:35:46.000 Unfettered.

00:35:47.000 I mean, I can't even wear certain shirts to my kids' baseball game.

00:35:50.000 And if I had a Roger Stone did nothing wrong or any remotely political shirt, if I wore a Trump shirt to my kids' baseball game, he'd be ostracized.

00:35:58.000 Oh, the housewives would be crying.

00:35:59.000 It would be a major catastrophe.

00:36:00.000 So we have to tiptoe around.

00:36:02.000 That's why memes are so funny because it's the one place we sort of, the pressure cooker allows to release some steam.

00:36:08.000 Anyway, I want to go through this with you.

00:36:12.000 And you tell me if this is an homage to Jackass or if Bad Trip is ripping off.

00:36:19.000 And Jackass, in a sense, is a ripoff of Brass Eye.

00:36:24.000 Brass Eye was the first comedy to do bits and not tell the people that they were in the bits.

00:36:31.000 So Brass Eye would have some sort of well-known celebrity doing a PSA for something.

00:36:36.000 It would be like a giant pill this big called cake.

00:36:39.000 And he'd have like Phil Collins saying, don't do cake.

00:36:43.000 It's killing everyone.

00:36:44.000 And they wouldn't tell him that they've made up this fake drug and there's no pill that big.

00:36:49.000 That was the first show to act like a normal show, but lampoon strangers, in this case, celebrities, and not tell them that they were a thing.

00:36:58.000 Then Borat came out immediately after that.

00:37:00.000 Sasha Baron Cohen ripped it off and he did the same thing.

00:37:04.000 And then Borat the Movie did a very interesting thing where they took a bunch of those same pranks that Brasai invented and they strung them together into a film with a plot.

00:37:14.000 Then Bad Grandpa did that.

00:37:16.000 Sorry, Jackass was 2000.

00:37:17.000 So those first two things, Brasai and then Sasha Baron Cohen were 1997.

00:37:22.000 And then 2000 was Jackass.

00:37:25.000 2006 was Borat stringing it together.

00:37:28.000 Bad Grandpa then sort of copied that again.

00:37:31.000 And I wouldn't call those copies.

00:37:32.000 I call those homages.

00:37:33.000 There's a fine line.

00:37:34.000 And we're going to work this out together as a team.

00:37:36.000 And now we have 2020.

00:37:39.000 It's 2021, but this was made in 2020.

00:37:41.000 It's meant to come out a long time ago.

00:37:43.000 Eric Andre spent seven and a half years on this film.

00:37:46.000 And they're doing the Bad Grandpa thing, which is a bunch of fucking high-quality pranks, by the way, strung together into a plot.

00:37:54.000 Totally seamlessly, too.

00:37:56.000 And I don't want to wreck it for you, but when I was watching, I could tell that they weren't really going up to a military recruitment office and fucking with the guy.

00:38:03.000 They had hired some extra to say, hey, we're doing a thing.

00:38:08.000 You have to stand up there like a military recruiter guy.

00:38:14.000 And then they sign a release and everything, and someone might come up to you.

00:38:17.000 So they think they're just doing a dumb job, but they're really part of a film.

00:38:21.000 So they're not really the person that you see on screen.

00:38:24.000 They've been set up to a certain extent.

00:38:26.000 Anyway, sorry.

00:38:27.000 Pulling back the curtain, ruining the movie.

00:38:28.000 That was shitty.

00:38:29.000 I might even edit that out.

00:38:31.000 But here's the first thing.

00:38:32.000 I would consider this an homage.

00:38:35.000 Steve O'Snuckles say fuck shit.

00:38:38.000 It's a tattoo, right?

00:38:41.000 Shit, fuck.

00:38:42.000 Sorry.

00:38:43.000 In the film.

00:38:44.000 The film, by the way, is Eric Andre, and everyone thinks it's Hannibal Burris.

00:38:47.000 It's actually the dude from Get Out who was the funny guy.

00:38:50.000 What's his name?

00:38:51.000 Lil Ray something?

00:38:55.000 Lil Ray.

00:38:56.000 Lil Ress Howery.

00:38:58.000 Lil.

00:38:59.000 His name's Lil.

00:39:00.000 Can I call you Lil?

00:39:01.000 I'm white.

00:39:04.000 So it's those two.

00:39:06.000 They decide to steal Lil Ress' sister's car.

00:39:10.000 She's played by Tasha Hadish.

00:39:15.000 Tiffany Haddish, who's amazing in it.

00:39:16.000 And she looks like she's having a great time, and she's fun to watch because she totally hams it up.

00:39:20.000 So Tiffany Haddish is an ex-con, and she's in prison.

00:39:24.000 So they take her car and go on a road trip to meet this girl in New York, the hot chick from that Law and Order show, the Asian-looking one who's half Chinese.

00:39:33.000 And so it's about their road trip from Florida to New York, and they get into all kinds of shh hi Jinx and shittamaroo.

00:39:39.000 I just made up that word.

00:39:42.000 So the baddest bitch, Trina, it says, fuck you on her knuckles.

00:39:49.000 Now, is that linked to Steve-O?

00:39:51.000 Is that an homage?

00:39:51.000 I don't know, but I'm just setting the tone here for three pretty drastic examples.

00:39:57.000 Are you ready?

00:39:58.000 Number one.

00:40:00.000 In the film, Lil Ray, what's his name?

00:40:04.000 Lil Res.

00:40:05.000 I'm just going to call him Mr. Howry.

00:40:08.000 In the film, Mr. Howry goes into a port-a-potty.

00:40:11.000 They make a bunch of shit sounds, right?

00:40:13.000 And then he goes, help, help, someone help me.

00:40:16.000 She opens the door, and he's stuck in the port-a-potty.

00:40:21.000 Which is very funny.

00:40:23.000 He's great in it, by the way.

00:40:26.000 He goes, pull me up.

00:40:28.000 How did your legs get in there?

00:40:33.000 So then it tips, and he's covered in blue water and shit.

00:40:36.000 There's so many black people in this.

00:40:38.000 You know what I think it might be?

00:40:40.000 They're less expensive as extras.

00:40:42.000 And if you have a low budget, you tend...

00:40:44.000 And I know this from personal experience.

00:40:45.000 I have a movie that's been shelved called You're Stupid, Why Are You Are?

00:40:49.000 or Death the Cool.

00:40:51.000 And it's as black as this movie because we were cheap, and that's what we ended up with $50 a day extras.

00:40:57.000 Anyway, so he fell in the port-a-potties, covered in shit, right?

00:41:01.000 That's a jackass thing.

00:41:02.000 That was Steve-O's worst nightmare, which he shouldn't have told them because then they did it to him, right?

00:41:07.000 This is much better, of course.

00:41:09.000 Holy shit, this is one of the greatest moments.

00:41:16.000 Wow.

00:41:18.000 Unbelievable quality.

00:41:21.000 Like, that is a historical event that should be in Wikipedia.

00:41:26.000 I bet if you look up Porta Potties in Wikipedia, that event is like in 2012, a gentleman named Steve-O.

00:41:34.000 All right, so there's one.

00:41:36.000 That smells rippy-offee to me.

00:41:38.000 Not homagey at all.

00:41:39.000 If there was some sort of spring involved, maybe.

00:41:43.000 Number two.

00:41:45.000 Now, this is weird.

00:41:46.000 In the trailer, this is making your job challenging.

00:41:50.000 In the trailer for Bad Trip, Tiffany Hadish escapes through the ground of the prison.

00:42:04.000 It's really cool.

00:42:08.000 Of course we're lagging.

00:42:12.000 Now it's not even playing.

00:42:14.000 Oh, that's it?

00:42:15.000 No, she says, if any of you white motherfuckers tell me, I'm going to kill you.

00:42:19.000 Don't kill nobody.

00:42:20.000 I'm going to kill every single one of you.

00:42:22.000 Snitches get stitches.

00:42:24.000 Snitches get stitches.

00:42:25.000 So in the actual movie, though, she comes out from under a van.

00:42:30.000 Have you got that?

00:42:32.000 Rigged up.

00:42:34.000 That is at...

00:42:37.000 Yeah.

00:42:40.000 This is a really good sample of how good the movie is.

00:42:43.000 He helps.

00:42:44.000 She could have been a baby killer, dude.

00:42:46.000 You see any guards out here or anything?

00:42:50.000 Take your ass off.

00:42:51.000 You better take off.

00:42:52.000 You better fucking get your best run.

00:42:54.000 Man, I'm going to get in the car and I'm going to go to Mexico and I'm going to just start all over, man.

00:42:59.000 Get those clothes off and get the fuck out of here.

00:43:01.000 Can I borrow your vest?

00:43:03.000 I can't give you my vest.

00:43:04.000 You my lookout.

00:43:05.000 I never forget a face.

00:43:06.000 Go.

00:43:07.000 Thank you for helping me, escape.

00:43:09.000 You got to hand it to the blacks.

00:43:10.000 They have unity down packed.

00:43:13.000 Whites don't have this kind of unity.

00:43:14.000 They'd have to flush their own mother down the toilet.

00:43:19.000 They did.

00:43:20.000 Remember with the storming of the capital, they had all these daughters ratting on their mothers.

00:43:26.000 Okay, so Jackass, in their pilot episode, Johnny Knoxville put on an orange jumpsuit and was wandering around a hardware store.

00:43:37.000 It's very low quality, of course.

00:43:39.000 I was pitching Vice TV to MTV in 2000, and then they pulled this up and said, can you compare to this?

00:43:46.000 Actually, no, they showed Johnny Knoxville getting shot with a bulletproof vest.

00:43:50.000 And they go, can you do anything this well?

00:43:52.000 This good?

00:43:53.000 And I was like, no.

00:43:55.000 Oh, so they really called the cops.

00:43:58.000 But you don't have him milling around the hardware store?

00:44:03.000 Oh, this is them talking about it.

00:44:04.000 Yeah.

00:44:05.000 So he had handcuffs on, and they were behind his back, and he was at the hardware store asking if anyone had a hacksaw.

00:44:12.000 And they were a little less cooperative than the black guy we just saw.

00:44:16.000 So that's an interesting little dichotomy, but it's hard to find.

00:44:22.000 Number three.

00:44:23.000 This one kind of pissed me off.

00:44:25.000 This is not an homage.

00:44:27.000 Jackass had a thing.

00:44:29.000 They've used the gorilla costume a bunch of times.

00:44:33.000 And in this one, they had a...

00:44:37.000 Bamar Jerra got a really beautiful hotel room for his mom and her boyfriend.

00:44:43.000 And they had, what's his name, Pontius there.

00:44:46.000 What is fucking Will Oldham doing in this?

00:44:49.000 Basically, all households are loose.

00:44:51.000 He's an asshole.

00:44:52.000 I met him a few times.

00:44:56.000 So they get Pontius in a gorilla costume and fat ass is there.

00:45:00.000 He has to go shit, by the way, as soon as they see the gorilla, which I thought was funny.

00:45:04.000 Like, lives are in danger.

00:45:05.000 And he's like, I gotta go.

00:45:10.000 No, it's not.

00:45:13.000 It's...

00:45:15.000 He calls him Uncle Phil, doesn't he?

00:45:17.000 That's his real dad?

00:45:19.000 You sure?

00:45:31.000 So we have someone in the gorilla suit causing chaos and people who are not in on it freaking the fuck out.

00:45:45.000 This shit's a heart attacking dice.

00:45:52.000 You know, can you say that this is Borat or Brass Eye?

00:45:55.000 This is a new genre.

00:45:57.000 No, it's not.

00:45:58.000 It's the same genre, but it's taking it to a much different place.

00:46:01.000 I mean, brass eye embarrasses celebrities.

00:46:04.000 These people are not being embarrassed.

00:46:07.000 They're...

00:46:10.000 So anyway, they leave the gorilla in there and it beats.

00:46:13.000 Wait, keep going, keep going.

00:46:14.000 Because the gorilla ends up beating the shit out of Dave English, I believe.

00:46:19.000 Or one of them.

00:46:22.000 Yeah, he's left in there with it.

00:46:26.000 That's relevant.

00:46:28.000 But the gorilla's left with the guy, and he beats up the guy.

00:46:33.000 Big deal!

00:46:34.000 Does this go wrong or something?

00:46:36.000 Are you not used to being pranked by yet, mom?

00:46:40.000 She looks kind of like a midget in that shot.

00:46:46.000 My dad has a joke.

00:46:46.000 He goes, what's the difference between the Holocaust and the excess fat a woman has on her lower arm?

00:46:54.000 He says, you can make a joke about the Holocaust.

00:47:01.000 There he is, taking a shit.

00:47:04.000 While a gorilla attacks him.

00:47:07.000 Anyway, in Bad Trip, it's basically the exact same thing.

00:47:14.000 A gorilla rapes Eric Andre in front of everyone.

00:47:19.000 I let my kids watch this.

00:47:21.000 Not the youngest, but the 12 and the 14.

00:47:25.000 And I was like, uh-oh, maybe I should have checked the parental IMDb first.

00:47:29.000 Especially when arcing ropes of jizz shoot all over Eric Andre's face.

00:47:34.000 I don't think my kids even know what jizz is.

00:47:41.000 Yeah.

00:47:41.000 So the first time he loses Virginia, they'll be like, oh no, I got gorilla jizz.

00:47:46.000 I'm a freak.

00:47:49.000 Anyway, those are my three examples.

00:47:50.000 I can't really tell.

00:47:52.000 I didn't like the gorilla.

00:47:53.000 I don't mind the knuckles.

00:47:55.000 I'm not going to argue with the escape convict.

00:47:58.000 It's crucial to the plot.

00:48:00.000 And the porta potty, that's right on the line.

00:48:03.000 Let's let you decide.

00:48:16.000 That girl's from New York, by the way.

00:48:17.000 She is a child prodigy who went to school in San Diego, but she's a New York lady.

00:48:25.000 I stole it from my daughter's local bands mix.

00:48:29.000 All right, let's get deep, heavy, and hard into racism.

00:48:36.000 Talk about racism.

00:48:40.000 That was racist, guys.

00:48:45.000 Let's talk about racism.

00:48:50.000 Oh, how did you say that?

00:48:58.000 I thought this was interesting.

00:48:59.000 So everyone's proud of this girl.

00:49:02.000 Black Lives Matter chick.

00:49:03.000 1-5.

00:49:06.000 I just did my first article or my second.

00:49:08.000 I just got a new gig writing.

00:49:09.000 And what's her job?

00:49:10.000 This is what we're teaching young girls now.

00:49:13.000 Snitching.

00:49:14.000 Tattletale journalism.

00:49:16.000 Remember we were talking about tattletale journalism?

00:49:17.000 It goes back to Tommy Robinson's trial where he went near a window and waved and Ezra Levant took a picture.

00:49:24.000 That technically violates because you are sort of in a court of law, even though you're in the hallway.

00:49:28.000 You're not supposed to take pictures and publish them.

00:49:31.000 And the CBC, the BBC couldn't get over it and they kept pushing to get Ezra Levant banned from the trial.

00:49:38.000 Too much information.

00:49:39.000 Journalists against information.

00:49:41.000 JAI.

00:49:44.000 So let's start with the picture on the right first.

00:49:48.000 Yay, look at this.

00:49:50.000 Lastly, I included a new section called BLM Reads.

00:49:56.000 It covers protesting privacy concerns, how crypto can help crowdfund for the BLM movement.

00:50:02.000 Let's do it, you guys.

00:50:03.000 And general anti-racist resources.

00:50:05.000 Okay, you don't sound like an activist at all.

00:50:08.000 If you only have five minutes to read the newsletter this week, this is the section to read.

00:50:13.000 Okay, good luck with your career in journalism and good luck tricking yourself into thinking that you're not a fucking pedantic activist.

00:50:21.000 Now look at the other picture.

00:50:23.000 So that's her promoting a newsletter.

00:50:25.000 This is her first story with USA Today.

00:50:28.000 When did USA Today get so fucking woke?

00:50:31.000 Some sports guy's been asking me proud boys questions because he thinks Dana White is a proud boy because he wore the shirt once.

00:50:39.000 You wouldn't believe the fucking calls I get.

00:50:41.000 I'm still getting calls from Alan Foyer at the New York Times saying that I'm recorded on Telegram chats giving orders on how we're going to invade the Capitol.

00:50:51.000 And I go, so it's my name?

00:50:52.000 Well, no, it's just an anonymous person, but they say Proud Boys Leader.

00:50:57.000 So maybe Enrique, I'm not a Proud Boys leader.

00:51:00.000 I go, I've never facilitated any kind of a military action.

00:51:05.000 I forget the exact word he used.

00:51:08.000 But I go, it's again with Sisyphus.

00:51:11.000 I go, it's Sisyphian constantly trying to prove to you that I did not organize the January 6th thing.

00:51:17.000 He goes, I'm just trying to understand the documents.

00:51:20.000 So not only are they activists, but they're blue and on.

00:51:23.000 They become obsessed with their left-wing conspiracy and will not let it go.

00:51:29.000 Like I have time to lie.

00:51:30.000 And then what's her first story?

00:51:33.000 Remember, she was really excited about Bitcoin funding BLM.

00:51:36.000 And we know what BLM does with their money.

00:51:38.000 They just fucking waste it.

00:51:40.000 Not one black college fund, nothing of consequence.

00:51:43.000 My first story with USA Today, defendants in the Jan 6 Capitol riot continue to crowdfund their legal fees online using popular payment processors despite a growing crackdown from tech companies.

00:51:57.000 Let's stop these fuckers from getting a lawyer.

00:52:01.000 It's really hard for me to get a lawyer, by the way, especially in Canada.

00:52:04.000 And every time I get a no, I go, you know, Jeffrey Dahmer had a lawyer, right?

00:52:08.000 Look at her.

00:52:09.000 She's a fucking infant.

00:52:11.000 Women, get out of the workforce.

00:52:13.000 You suck.

00:52:14.000 She copied Jackass, too.

00:52:18.000 I'm not saying women suck.

00:52:19.000 I'm saying you suck at your job.

00:52:20.000 Your heart's not in it.

00:52:22.000 I can tell.

00:52:22.000 If you're a journalist and you're that sloppy saying crowdfund for BLM, but don't crowdfund for patriots, then I know you're an activist and you're a shitty, lazy activist.

00:52:32.000 You'd be much happier at home with babies.

00:52:38.000 All right, here's another story we can't, it's ancient news, but we have to get it out.

00:52:43.000 Lil Nas X. So this is, sorry, 2-7.

00:52:48.000 He did a video where the number one trending thing on Twitter, where he gets fucked up the ass by Satan.

00:52:56.000 Right.

00:52:57.000 And he also gets blown by some other demon.

00:52:59.000 Satan laughing fucks Nasaks.

00:53:02.000 Oh, lord, yeah.

00:53:03.000 Literally, oh, Lord, yeah.

00:53:05.000 So everyone's mad about it.

00:53:06.000 I don't care.

00:53:07.000 It's heavy metal, deaf metal, whatever.

00:53:09.000 But it is kind of annoying that he ingratiated himself to the Christian country family right by doing a song with Achy Breaky Heart.

00:53:18.000 And the premise was, you know, let's come together.

00:53:23.000 You go, all right, you seem cool.

00:53:24.000 And he goes, I'm really popular with kids.

00:53:25.000 He was doing Old Town Road and like kindergartens and stuff.

00:53:28.000 My kids loved it.

00:53:30.000 What are you doing, Ryan?

00:53:31.000 Showing the correlation between like that and then the gorilla fucking, devil fucking.

00:53:38.000 No, they're not related at all.

00:53:40.000 One is over-the-top shock comedy.

00:53:42.000 This is like weird gay art.

00:53:48.000 Weird gay art.

00:53:48.000 So I get that people are annoyed.

00:53:51.000 I mean, if he came out of nowhere and did this, I go, cool, whatever.

00:53:54.000 Satan's fucking you up the ass.

00:53:55.000 Congratulations.

00:53:57.000 But I do understand that people are pissed off about it.

00:54:00.000 I'm a free speech guy, so I don't care.

00:54:03.000 But let's concede that he Trojan horsed his way into the mainstream with Old Town Road and then decided to literally fuck everyone in the ass who backed him.

00:54:11.000 Yeah.

00:54:12.000 Including Joel Austin.

00:54:14.000 Joel Austin.

00:54:15.000 Yeah.

00:54:16.000 He was hanging out with little Nozzaks back in the day, and now he's like, oh, you fuck Satan up the ass.

00:54:21.000 Or vice versa.

00:54:24.000 What's 2-8?

00:54:26.000 That's more on him.

00:54:28.000 More on him.

00:54:29.000 Should we watch?

00:54:30.000 Oh, we should have made that the opening song today.

00:54:33.000 Shoot.

00:54:34.000 Oh, and so he's obviously enjoying this.

00:54:36.000 He's a homo.

00:54:37.000 So he's like, this backlash is putting an emotional toll on me.

00:54:41.000 I try to cover it with humor, but it's getting hard.

00:54:43.000 My anxiety is higher than ever.

00:54:45.000 And stream Call Me By Your Name and on all platforms now.

00:54:49.000 So look up Call Me By Your Name.

00:54:51.000 Call Me By Your Name.

00:54:55.000 I heard that was like an artsy type of movie or something like that.

00:54:59.000 Call Me By Your Name.

00:55:00.000 2017.

00:55:03.000 No, Ryan, as soon as you see that, don't click on a link when it's clearly not the fucking song, dude.

00:55:10.000 Why are you so hard to follow?

00:55:13.000 Click on his Twitter.

00:55:14.000 It'll be the top video.

00:55:16.000 Or you could look it up another way.

00:55:18.000 Million Ways to Do This.

00:55:21.000 That's clearly not it.

00:55:24.000 Just call me by your name.

00:55:26.000 That can't be the fancy video, but okay, scroll ahead in that.

00:55:30.000 We want to see the Satan sex.

00:55:38.000 Yeah, you gotta find it, dude.

00:55:40.000 Come on.

00:55:40.000 I can get the video, yeah.

00:55:43.000 Let's see.

00:55:45.000 I actually broke a sweat with rage there.

00:55:48.000 So, Caitlin Bennett is a...

00:55:50.000 The Christian, the, you know, trad cats, trad Christs are not happy about this.

00:55:57.000 There we go.

00:55:59.000 Oh, it's Montero.

00:56:00.000 In life, we hide the parts of ourselves we don't want the world to see.

00:56:06.000 We lock them away.

00:56:07.000 Oh, some gays do.

00:56:09.000 We banish them, but here, we don't.

00:56:14.000 Welcome to Montero.

00:56:18.000 Where you can lap down.

00:56:28.000 That creature blows him.

00:56:55.000 Pretty good.

00:56:58.000 I don't know what it sounds like.

00:57:02.000 That's kind of a Spanish, a Vegaton vibe.

00:57:05.000 He's, you know, he's hacking the system first country.

00:57:08.000 No.

00:57:18.000 Not a joke, dude.

00:57:25.000 The new 300 looks like shit.

00:57:28.000 Just Satan sex.

00:57:29.000 I want to see him fuck the devil.

00:57:34.000 Jump ahead to the Satan part.

00:57:35.000 I want to see him fuck the devil.

00:57:47.000 Wait, the devil's black?

00:57:48.000 That's racist.

00:57:51.000 Well, the god's always black in movies.

00:57:56.000 He's gay.

00:57:58.000 Hey, call me by your name.

00:57:59.000 So when he has sex, he wants the guy to say, like, hey, Daryl.

00:58:03.000 You like that, Daryl?

00:58:05.000 Seems weird.

00:58:06.000 Daryl the devil.

00:58:07.000 Call me by your name.

00:58:09.000 Oh, he cracked his neck.

00:58:10.000 He seduced him.

00:58:11.000 Oh, now he's the devil.

00:58:13.000 He's like, I want lap dances.

00:58:15.000 I got wings.

00:58:16.000 Now he's an angel.

00:58:17.000 Right.

00:58:17.000 Is this good?

00:58:18.000 I don't know.

00:58:19.000 Thanks for killing the devil, dude.

00:58:21.000 So 2-9.

00:58:22.000 Oh, no, that's like killing Hitler and then becoming the next Hitler.

00:58:24.000 It's like what the Haitian guy did after the French Revolt.

00:58:27.000 He just became the bigger slave dealer.

00:58:32.000 So, what's 2-9?

00:58:36.000 He's going to rape Caitlin Bennett's dad.

00:58:39.000 Yeah.

00:58:40.000 Wait, go down a bit.

00:58:43.000 So she says something about, do you still see?

00:58:45.000 Oh, because he says, I see you, something like that.

00:58:47.000 And she goes, oh, really?

00:58:48.000 Do you still see your dad?

00:58:49.000 Which is pretty funny because I bet he doesn't.

00:58:52.000 And then he goes, yep, and I might fuck yours.

00:58:55.000 So she's going to rape, because I assume Caitlin Bennett's dad won't voluntarily be fucked by Lil Naza.

00:58:59.000 You'll see the devil.

00:59:00.000 You're going to rape the dad.

00:59:01.000 What's 3-0?

00:59:07.000 Look, we're using parlor.

00:59:08.000 Nice.

00:59:10.000 Oh, yeah.

00:59:10.000 Cassandra Fairbanks wrote an article about it.

00:59:12.000 Satanic rapper Lil Naz threatens to rape gun girl Caitlin Bennett's father during Twitter spat.

00:59:17.000 Now again, it's the hypocrisy that we hate.

00:59:21.000 Can you imagine if the races were reversed and someone was threatening some young black girl's father, some redneck country singer, Garth Brooks was like, I'm going to fucking rape your dad, poet laureate.

00:59:33.000 Got to find him first.

00:59:35.000 Yeah.

00:59:36.000 Book.

00:59:37.000 Oh.

00:59:38.000 So go to 3-1.

00:59:40.000 So not only did Lil Nas X have his great satanic debut, but he also put out a shoe that's Satan, pro-Satan, and allegedly has a drop of human blood in it, which we don't believe, but whatever.

00:59:51.000 What you do is, KISS did this with their comic book.

00:59:55.000 They had a big vat of red ink and someone went bloop into the giant vat of red ink.

00:59:59.000 And now all the comic books are made with partly human blood.

01:00:02.000 No one said how much the part is.

01:00:06.000 But wait, did you not work?

01:00:09.000 Did that link not work?

01:00:10.000 31.

01:00:10.000 Yeah, yeah, I got it now.

01:00:12.000 31.

01:00:13.000 So if, again, the hypocrisy.

01:00:16.000 And what is the problem with hypocrisy?

01:00:17.000 It's dishonest.

01:00:18.000 It's the dishonesty.

01:00:19.000 I just want people to tell the truth.

01:00:21.000 Oh, this is so true.

01:00:22.000 Don't be racist, not racist.

01:00:23.000 Just be you, dog.

01:00:26.000 And you can't be inconsistent if you're honest.

01:00:29.000 So they banned the Betsy Ross Nike.

01:00:32.000 We tried to find it, didn't we?

01:00:33.000 It was like $350.

01:00:34.000 Yeah.

01:00:36.000 That's the original American flag or the one that Betsy Ross designed for George Washington.

01:00:41.000 She was the one who told him, by the way, to use five-point stars instead of six points because they're easier to make.

01:00:46.000 We could have had Israeli stars on the flag.

01:00:50.000 And they banned that shoe for being, I don't know what, pro-slavery or something.

01:00:55.000 So you can't have the Betsy Ross flag on your Nikes, but you can have literally Satan.

01:01:03.000 Isn't that fucking nuts?

01:01:06.000 They're not even trying to hide it anymore.

01:01:08.000 All right, let's update.

01:01:09.000 Speaking of racism, let's update the Black on Asian thing, which is becoming a minutely occurrence.

01:01:16.000 The studies, of courts, show that black, maybe we should have a whole black on Asian bumper.

01:01:20.000 Yeah.

01:01:26.000 What did you...

01:01:27.000 Okay.

01:01:28.000 So 3-2.

01:01:31.000 Oh, you didn't see my tweet, by the way.

01:01:32.000 Oh, what was your tweet?

01:01:34.000 About Lil Nas X. Okay.

01:01:37.000 Little Nas X sucks Old Town Chod.

01:01:40.000 All right.

01:01:40.000 126.

01:01:41.000 Sucks the show for that.

01:01:43.000 So this guy, Brian Levin, he's the executive director of the Center for Hate and Extremism or some bullshit.

01:01:52.000 And they start researching anti-Asian hate.

01:01:56.000 Who's doing it?

01:01:56.000 I assume proud boys, right?

01:01:59.000 Oh, fuck.

01:02:00.000 I thought it was jarring, said Brian Levin, executive director of the center, noting that the finding runs counter to assumptions made by many that perpetrators of anti-Asian hate are mostly angry white men who blame China for the COVID-19 epidemic.

01:02:13.000 Like, how fucking naive would you have to be to think that's the case?

01:02:19.000 But let's just go through some attacks and see what they look like, shall we?

01:02:22.000 Because we all have eyeballs.

01:02:23.000 And what you'll see with the data is, they'll go, oh, it's like 70% white, 34% black.

01:02:31.000 Black, and it's black males.

01:02:33.000 So black males are 7% of the population.

01:02:36.000 Whites, it would probably be white, male, and female, don't you think?

01:02:42.000 So what we're seeing here is a wildly disproportionate number of blacks, even with those stats.

01:02:46.000 But those stats are from 2018.

01:02:48.000 When people bring up stats, they're not bringing up the past two months.

01:02:52.000 And these, you have to use your eyeballs for these.

01:02:55.000 And that, what do we see?

01:02:56.000 We see big black men attacking Asian women.

01:03:00.000 And I don't think it has jack shit to do with COVID.

01:03:02.000 I think it has to do with a crime spike.

01:03:05.000 And the crime spike comes from the loss of morale in the police force because we said, fuck the police.

01:03:10.000 All cops are bastards.

01:03:11.000 Defund the police.

01:03:12.000 And the police have just gone, you know what?

01:03:14.000 I'm not coming to work anymore.

01:03:15.000 This sucks.

01:03:17.000 And what happens when that happens?

01:03:18.000 Crime shoots up.

01:03:19.000 And when crime shoots up, you see more black criminals because black criminals, blacks are more represented in the crime stats than they are represented in their population compared to the rest of everyone else.

01:03:30.000 They are disproportionately represented in crime.

01:03:32.000 So when crime goes up, you see more blacks.

01:03:34.000 Asians are disproportionately represented as random victims because they make easy prey.

01:03:39.000 So are Hasidic Jews.

01:03:42.000 Irish guys walking back from the boxing gym are not disproportionately represented in the victims of these crimes.

01:03:48.000 But anyway, look at this woman attacked in Midtown.

01:03:52.000 She's walking by some building.

01:03:54.000 Some guy just comes up to her and boom, kicks her in the stomach and then stomps on her head once, stomps on her head twice.

01:04:03.000 Double impact too as she hits the cement three times.

01:04:08.000 Triple stomps on her head.

01:04:11.000 It's a hate crime.

01:04:12.000 And then look at this, look at this, the doorman.

01:04:15.000 All right, let's just close.

01:04:16.000 It's like that CVS video where you laughed at where the doors closed after the attack.

01:04:19.000 Yeah, but this is a human saying, sorry, not my problem.

01:04:24.000 Bunch of pieces of shit.

01:04:25.000 I mean, go and check if she's okay at least.

01:04:27.000 I understand you don't want to be Superman and go beat him up.

01:04:29.000 The guy's big.

01:04:31.000 Although it would be nice to see you just imagine you were in the lobby and just ran, ran, ran, ran, ran, leapt up and kicked him in the back of the head.

01:04:37.000 Yeah, that'd be cool.

01:04:38.000 There's a bunch of you there.

01:04:39.000 There's two of you.

01:04:40.000 There's three of you.

01:04:41.000 You can't take a guy?

01:04:43.000 Three of you?

01:04:44.000 You fucking pussies.

01:04:46.000 And I would have nightmares if I was there, especially if I was there with two other dudes and we didn't do anything.

01:04:52.000 You can tell he doesn't give a shit.

01:04:54.000 What's this?

01:04:55.000 Well, Trump legitimizes horrific violence with his constant reference to the China virus.

01:05:00.000 This is what despots do.

01:05:01.000 It makes total sense.

01:05:03.000 So go to 3-4.

01:05:04.000 You can see who that guy was.

01:05:08.000 There he is.

01:05:09.000 Go to 3-5.

01:05:10.000 There's the stats being bad.

01:05:16.000 Again, these are old stats.

01:05:19.000 Move it over a bit.

01:05:21.000 Blacks.

01:05:23.000 Oh, fuck.

01:05:25.000 Get that out of your fucking way, please.

01:05:27.000 Answer, blacks and by a hugely disproportionate rate, 30% of the population accounting for almost a third of all violent attacks.

01:05:33.000 And again, what we've seen here is mostly males.

01:05:37.000 But okay, let's keep it male and female just for fun.

01:05:39.000 13% for 33% of the attacks.

01:05:42.000 But those are old stats.

01:05:43.000 2018.

01:05:44.000 This is a brand new trend.

01:05:48.000 Here's an Asian lady on the subway.

01:05:50.000 Oh, and an Asian guy on the subway.

01:05:51.000 This one is also going viral.

01:05:58.000 Again, my view on this is pretty politically correct.

01:06:01.000 It's not black on Asian racism per se.

01:06:04.000 It's an increasing crime.

01:06:06.000 I'm a lefty.

01:06:07.000 And there's a lot of Asians.

01:06:08.000 I should work at HuffPo.

01:06:10.000 A lot of Asians in the city.

01:06:11.000 So it's almost like, well, I think if there's any reason for this resentment, it's nothing to do with COVID.

01:06:16.000 It might be like I see them at the corner store and at the beauty parlor making money, and it pisses me off that we're not making money.

01:06:23.000 Well, you got to work, shithead.

01:06:25.000 You got to work.

01:06:27.000 Maybe because of language barrier, they feel less bad, and also they won't go to the police.

01:06:31.000 Like they don't see them.

01:06:32.000 Yeah, that's a big one.

01:06:33.000 They tend to carry cash and they don't go to the police.

01:06:35.000 But that's not the case here.

01:06:36.000 The case here is I'm beating up because I can take him.

01:06:38.000 Yep.

01:06:40.000 Again, no one does anything.

01:06:47.000 This isn't a gang of teenagers with knives and you know you're going to die if you intervene.

01:06:52.000 This is one teenager with his fist.

01:06:56.000 As he just pounds this dude.

01:07:01.000 And he just, he can't stop.

01:07:03.000 He's such a fucking savage that he wants to make it look.

01:07:06.000 And then he chokes him.

01:07:11.000 Now he might be choking him to pass out, but you can kill someone like that, can't you?

01:07:15.000 Yeah.

01:07:15.000 And then also if you cut off the blood circulation of their brain, then you let go really quickly, all the blood rushing back could pop some blood vessels in the brain.

01:07:23.000 Oh, look at that.

01:07:23.000 Even after he's passed out, he smashes his face on the side.

01:07:28.000 Bye.

01:07:31.000 Now, this is called Black on Asian, but can we not be British here and call Pakistanis Asian?

01:07:37.000 That seems so stupid.

01:07:40.000 The attacks are mostly on Orientals.

01:07:43.000 I want to go backwards with this nomenclature, but this is the famous story going around.

01:07:49.000 Today is the old news episode.

01:07:51.000 I'm going to call that old news.

01:07:55.000 But you've seen this a hundred times.

01:07:57.000 We need to get it on the books here.

01:07:59.000 Two black teenage girls are hijacking, carjacking an old Muslim from Pakistan who's like 66 years old.

01:08:07.000 They taser him, but he's been through a lot.

01:08:11.000 And he doesn't mind the tase.

01:08:13.000 That lagged, of course.

01:08:15.000 He doesn't mind the tase.

01:08:17.000 They get in the car.

01:08:18.000 They drive so fast that they lose control of the vehicle after smashing into a pole, too.

01:08:23.000 So he's already fucked up there.

01:08:25.000 The car tips sideways.

01:08:28.000 The Pakistani man goes flying and is dead.

01:08:31.000 Or he's at death's door.

01:08:32.000 Now, here's what really disturbs me about this.

01:08:35.000 One, the guy filming doesn't grab the teenage girls and hold them on the ground until the police come.

01:08:41.000 He just passively says, they stole the car.

01:08:44.000 Two, no one gives a shit, including the military personnel, about the dead or dying man behind them.

01:08:51.000 Three, their number one concern is their phone.

01:09:00.000 Look at him.

01:09:01.000 Look at them walk by him.

01:09:04.000 Military are trained to do CPR.

01:09:07.000 Look, they're worried about those girls.

01:09:08.000 Are you girls safe?

01:09:10.000 Again with the black unity.

01:09:21.000 Well, they're saying back up because there's gas leakage.

01:09:23.000 So the girls were obsessed with their phone.

01:09:25.000 So this obviously went viral.

01:09:28.000 And the media is avoiding the fact that the carjackers are black.

01:09:33.000 3-8.

01:09:39.000 So let me see who that is.

01:09:42.000 That's some political activist.

01:09:43.000 No, no, click on the pictures.

01:09:45.000 The first picture first.

01:09:46.000 This guy's a real, I haven't heard of him.

01:09:48.000 I hadn't heard of him before this.

01:09:49.000 Hunter Walker.

01:09:50.000 There's a lot of far-right commentators sharing this horrific story and highlighting the fact that the perpetrators are black.

01:09:56.000 Here's the deal.

01:09:57.000 If a white person hurts a black person, the mainstream media says white person hurts black person.

01:10:02.000 If it's the other way around, they just say man hurts man.

01:10:05.000 If you go, wait a minute, that was a black person, then you're racist because you're highlighting their race.

01:10:09.000 Got it?

01:10:10.000 If you highlight black failure, you're a racist.

01:10:14.000 If you highlight white failure, you're a freedom fighter.

01:10:20.000 And this is the same guy pointing out that the crowds were mostly white when it suited him.

01:10:24.000 Now, you want to just point that out to that guy?

01:10:26.000 He doesn't give a shit.

01:10:27.000 Stop trying to have a gotcha moment with these people.

01:10:29.000 It won't work.

01:10:31.000 And of course, the mayor could give two shits about this.

01:10:34.000 3-9.

01:10:39.000 What does she say there?

01:10:41.000 Move it over.

01:10:42.000 Move Chong over.

01:10:45.000 Ching Chong, Miles Chong.

01:10:47.000 Muriel Bowser, she's the mayor of, where did this happen again?

01:10:51.000 D.C.?

01:10:51.000 Yeah, D.C. Oh, God, D.C. was already a crime hellhole before they defunded and demoralized the police.

01:10:58.000 Muriel Bowser was just on TV to condemn the police as part of her ongoing campaign against law enforcement.

01:11:05.000 That's her takeaway right now.

01:11:07.000 Not a single word about Mohammed Anwar.

01:11:10.000 Again, for the 50th time, can you fucking imagine if it was two white guys carjacking a black woman, a young black mother of two?

01:11:22.000 They tasered her and then they drove away and she flipped and died.

01:11:25.000 And then a bunch of white American Army dudes just ignored the black woman lying dead on the street, and the white rednecks were worrying about their phones.

01:11:34.000 My phone's still in the car, dude.

01:11:37.000 I literally can't imagine.

01:11:39.000 I literally can't imagine.

01:11:41.000 I literally cannot imagine.

01:11:44.000 I'd run.

01:11:45.000 I'd just start, I'd go outside right now and just start Forrest Gump running.

01:11:51.000 I'd end up in Mount Vernon.

01:11:53.000 I'd run from New York City to Mount Vernon.

01:11:57.000 Baboom.

01:12:00.000 All right, so why is this happening?

01:12:02.000 It's very simple.

01:12:04.000 We told the cops to fuck off.

01:12:07.000 Go to 4-0.

01:12:13.000 This is another example.

01:12:15.000 This is a non-Asian thing, but these teenage boys gunned down this beautiful little white girl, eighth grade girl, in just a random attack in Virginia.

01:12:24.000 Why did they do it?

01:12:26.000 I'll tell you why they did it.

01:12:27.000 They're gang members, and the gang leader said, because he's brainwashed by the media's definition of racist America, he said, yo, they take one of ours every day.

01:12:38.000 It's time we take one back.

01:12:39.000 If you want to be part of this organization, you got to take one back.

01:12:44.000 So they went and just shot that beautiful little girl.

01:12:46.000 She's not, believe it or not, she's not involved in crime, gang violence.

01:12:49.000 But that's what you're seeing there is an initiation.

01:12:52.000 They take our sacred children every day.

01:12:55.000 So we're going to take a sacred one of theirs.

01:12:57.000 The more innocent, the better.

01:12:59.000 Find a beautiful young girl and bust a cap at her ass, which they did, then she died.

01:13:05.000 You're also seeing this.

01:13:06.000 There's a woman, a viral story recently of a woman who was in a store.

01:13:09.000 She was black, actually.

01:13:10.000 And this black kid comes up and just slices her nose off.

01:13:15.000 And that's called, that's a big thing with the bloods in Brooklyn.

01:13:19.000 It's called eating your lunch.

01:13:21.000 And the initiation is to slit someone's face.

01:13:24.000 A stranger would be ideal.

01:13:25.000 There's not a lot of Crips in New York, but it would be great if you got a Crip, but there's not that many.

01:13:29.000 So just go up to a stranger and just slit her face.

01:13:32.000 So she's got kind of a big sort of an African nose.

01:13:35.000 And it's cut from here to here.

01:13:37.000 You should be looking this up as we talk, Ryan.

01:13:40.000 I'm not just listening to the show.

01:13:43.000 They cut her hair.

01:13:44.000 This whole sort of lobe was hanging off.

01:13:48.000 They had to put it back on.

01:13:50.000 Woman in store gets face cut by stranger.

01:13:55.000 What did you look up?

01:13:56.000 Cut nose?

01:13:58.000 Why would you look that up?

01:13:59.000 And if you are going to do that, wouldn't you hit news?

01:14:02.000 So you get the most recent cut nose and not just a series of people who've had their nose cut from all over the world?

01:14:11.000 Yeah, this is it.

01:14:13.000 You see what I'm talking about?

01:14:14.000 Oof.

01:14:15.000 That whole piece was off.

01:14:19.000 So if there wasn't a doctor there, or we lived in a time where you couldn't get to a hospital quickly, she'd just have like a hole for a nose for the rest of her life.

01:14:28.000 If this was in the Middle East, there he is.

01:14:32.000 I like how the camera makes him look white.

01:14:36.000 Probably Dominican.

01:14:42.000 And you're in.

01:14:42.000 What was the purpose?

01:14:44.000 Look at the blood immediately.

01:14:46.000 Her nose is hanging off.

01:14:54.000 Don't you just want to torture him?

01:14:55.000 Don't you want to just take hammers to his legs?

01:14:58.000 And where are those Goombas?

01:15:00.000 Get on it, Goombas.

01:15:01.000 Why do you guys sit outside all day?

01:15:06.000 But why is all this happening?

01:15:07.000 Because we told the police to get lost.

01:15:09.000 All cops are bastards.

01:15:10.000 And we sent messages like this.

01:15:12.000 We have a police reform program going on, 4-1, and here in New York.

01:15:17.000 And we decided the best guy for it would be a cop killer.

01:15:20.000 Cop killer appointed to lead police reform in New York.

01:15:25.000 He's just got out of prison for murdering a cop.

01:15:27.000 And if there's one person that understands how evil cops are, it's a cop killer.

01:15:31.000 So he's going to get on there and talk about how we can fix everything.

01:15:34.000 This is just like when they had that woman, Donna Hilton, I think her name was, she did a talk at the Women's March about equality and LGBT.

01:15:43.000 Meanwhile, she had done 20 years for shoving an iron rod up a gay man's ass so deep that he died of internal bleeding.

01:15:51.000 But she should do a talk and tell us about equality and learning to love one another.

01:15:55.000 Who helped plan to dismantle the Ithaca Police Department?

01:15:58.000 The killer of NYPD hero, Robert Walsh Lynch.

01:16:03.000 It's the ultimate disrespect to his service and sacrifice.

01:16:08.000 Go to 4-2.

01:16:16.000 Crime hits record levels due to Black Lives Matter.

01:16:19.000 Red Elephants is great.

01:16:20.000 We got to get him on the show.

01:16:23.000 Red Elephants?

01:16:24.000 You don't have to write it down, dude.

01:16:28.000 He's a little controversial with some things, but he's been demonetized everywhere.

01:16:34.000 And these guys always end up on Patreon.

01:16:35.000 Patreon's going to boot you, dude.

01:16:37.000 You're not going to last there because you have a swarm of bees around you.

01:16:41.000 Crime hits record low.

01:16:42.000 So click on that.

01:16:47.000 They've got us digital e-bagging now to make money.

01:16:51.000 Think about this because while we have cities focusing on approving reparations for black residents, and we have the largest investigation in American history where hundreds of Trump supporters are being rounded up by the DOJ,

01:17:08.000 900 search warrants are being conducted.

01:17:11.000 They're raiding Trump supporters' homes, seizing 1,200 phones, arresting hundreds of Trump supporters for the mostly peaceful protest on January 6th at the Capitol building, which resulted in a few broken windows, even admitted by the New York Times the extent of the damage was a few broken windows.

01:17:27.000 While the DOJ is focusing on raiding and arresting hundreds of Trump supporters, while cities across the country are focusing on paying reparations to black people, right now we have this report that says murder rate jumps back to 1990s levels.

01:17:45.000 Data show.

01:17:46.000 We're going to read a little bit from Washington.

01:17:48.000 You get the idea.

01:17:49.000 Well, that'll be in the notes.

01:17:50.000 You get that at gavinmcinnis.whim.

01:17:51.000 Thanks to Eric McCurdy and her wonderful work.

01:17:55.000 But look at this Kevin Hurley, this 4-4.

01:17:58.000 This was the, he worked actually with my cousin.

01:18:01.000 No, not that.

01:18:02.000 I'm jumping ahead.

01:18:04.000 In counterterrorism in London, and he's just had enough.

01:18:09.000 So, move over so I can read it.

01:18:11.000 Don't worry, we're getting a new fucking monitor soon.

01:18:16.000 I'm done, Britain.

01:18:17.000 When a copper pens a heartfelt resignation letter like this, it shows we live in a warped and broken society.

01:18:23.000 Now, the point is, this is Britain and America and Canada.

01:18:28.000 New York City, especially.

01:18:29.000 Minneapolis is big.

01:18:30.000 Seattle, the Pacific Northwest is big.

01:18:33.000 But this is a Western problem.

01:18:34.000 I don't know about Spain and Germany and mainland Europe, but I know in the English-speaking countries in the West, we are suffering from a cop crisis.

01:18:46.000 That's a kind of a better name for today's episode.

01:18:49.000 It's a cop crisis.

01:18:51.000 And we've kept shitting on these people who protect us, who put their lives on the line.

01:18:56.000 Like, I understand maybe shitting on hairdressers.

01:18:58.000 You guys are overpaid $350 for some fucking extra coloring.

01:19:02.000 Fuck you.

01:19:03.000 Okay, sure.

01:19:04.000 We don't need them.

01:19:05.000 They're all like that.

01:19:06.000 Something's wrong with that.

01:19:08.000 But police who are willing to die for you, this first person, anytime, this is the crazy part.

01:19:14.000 Anytime anything goes remotely fucking wrong, like at your building in the fag zone where they had their package stolen, they're like, I've contacted the police.

01:19:23.000 Like if it rains on their birthday, they call the police.

01:19:25.000 The police, the police, the police.

01:19:27.000 And at the same time, fuck these losers.

01:19:29.000 I don't need them.

01:19:31.000 So what would happen with that?

01:19:32.000 Say you were in a relationship and you just started dating and she kept telling you to fuck off and she doesn't need you.

01:19:37.000 Guess what you're going to do eventually?

01:19:39.000 You're going to go fuck someone else.

01:19:41.000 You're going to leave.

01:19:42.000 You're not going to invest into a relationship that's a one-way street.

01:19:45.000 And that's what's happened to the police.

01:19:47.000 Let me see that letter again.

01:19:48.000 It's really good.

01:19:50.000 I can't read it.

01:19:53.000 You got to go down a bit.

01:19:56.000 I think it's in italics.

01:20:02.000 Yeah.

01:20:03.000 I'm a cop of 20 years.

01:20:04.000 I'm leaving.

01:20:05.000 I'm done.

01:20:05.000 I'm done with duplicitous liars and twisters of the truth in parliament who destroyed policing to further their own careers.

01:20:13.000 Perfect.

01:20:14.000 Just like that DC mayor we saw who totally ignored the murder of that Pakistani cab driver and focused on how evil the cops are while carjacking is taking over your town.

01:20:26.000 I can't read it anymore.

01:20:30.000 Zoom out a bit.

01:20:35.000 There we go.

01:20:38.000 I'm done with their 24-hour news, their Twitter echo chambers, their pile on tactics and agendas to invent the next big story or extend the life of the old one.

01:20:47.000 I'm done with their sickening pretense that they are on some crusade to make the world a better place.

01:20:52.000 I'm done with the socially corrosive special interest groups who want to be top of the victimhood ladder and are prepared to burn the world and anyone different to them to ensure they are heard above anyone else.

01:21:02.000 Their constant screaming for attention and ever more fantastical claims that bear no scrutiny, but which they know they will never be challenged on because, you know, cancel culture.

01:21:13.000 I'm done with the public.

01:21:15.000 Their violence, their lying, their abuse, their spitting, their constant screaming for instant gratification and destruction of anything and everyone around them if they don't get their own way.

01:21:24.000 Like a bunch of petulant adolescents.

01:21:26.000 This is really well written.

01:21:28.000 I'm done with their demand for every right, real or imagined, and their utter lack of personal or social responsibility to each other.

01:21:35.000 And I'm done with the senior officers who will jump on any bandwagon, like we saw the captain, Chauvin's captain yesterday, happy to throw him under the bus.

01:21:43.000 Anyway, you get the idea.

01:21:45.000 He's done with it all.

01:21:46.000 And here is an NYPD video where one of our loco boys makes it clear to other cops how we should handle, how his fellow officers should handle the new culture they're living in.

01:21:59.000 To the men and women of the NYPD, don't do shit.

01:22:02.000 They're coming after your homes, your pension, your salary, your condos, everything, including your cars.

01:22:08.000 Wake up.

01:22:08.000 Don't do shit.

01:22:09.000 Answer one job at a time.

01:22:11.000 Fuck it.

01:22:11.000 Let the city burn.

01:22:12.000 White shirts, lead the way.

01:22:13.000 Tell your men and women to sit on their hands.

01:22:16.000 Detectives, sit on your cases.

01:22:18.000 Don't do shit.

01:22:19.000 God bless.

01:22:19.000 Let the city realize they need you.

01:22:21.000 You don't need them.

01:22:22.000 Let the fucking city burn.

01:22:24.000 Let them know you're more important than the city butcher council who never did a day in the street.

01:22:31.000 What's with that transparent layer you're adding?

01:22:35.000 No, this is something to do with the preview window that I'm on.

01:22:39.000 So I could just double up the preview so that way you don't see any transparency.

01:22:42.000 All right, let's jump over.

01:22:43.000 We're out of time, folks.

01:22:44.000 Let's jump over to the mailbag.

01:22:46.000 We got to get out of here.

01:23:02.000 Hey, fags.

01:23:03.000 You did a great job sucking this huge cock.

01:23:06.000 Okay.

01:23:07.000 Just kidding, but for real, I like how you did the commentary on the trial.

01:23:10.000 I watched Crowder, and he is great, but he doesn't let you listen to what they are saying that well because they're always talking.

01:23:15.000 You should cover more things this way.

01:23:17.000 Also, did you know that you're a fag?

01:23:19.000 By the way, yours spelled Y-O-U-R.

01:23:25.000 He wants to fuck us with his heels on, but that's spelled H-E-A-L-S.

01:23:30.000 So heels, heels.

01:23:33.000 Badoop, badoop, badoo.

01:23:38.000 Shitty female writer alert.

01:23:40.000 Sarah Jay Ben Incasa.

01:23:46.000 They're so easy to spot.

01:23:49.000 On panic, not everyone craves a return to quote-unquote normal.

01:23:53.000 Ooh, that's a twist.

01:23:55.000 Let's see what you got, my dear.

01:23:57.000 Oh, we need a free account.

01:23:58.000 I have often said that a panic attack is the inverse of an orgasm.

01:24:02.000 Notice it starts with me, me, me, me.

01:24:04.000 This usually gets a good laugh.

01:24:06.000 I make my friends laugh.

01:24:08.000 But it incorporates the element of surprise.

01:24:11.000 When I start the sentence, nobody sees orgasm coming.

01:24:15.000 You're welcome, by the way.

01:24:16.000 But it also produces a laugh of recognition in anyone who knows that it's true.

01:24:22.000 This is diary writing.

01:24:24.000 Don't subject the population, the public, to it.

01:24:29.000 This is for you and you only.

01:24:34.000 God damn it.

01:24:35.000 Who gave women a typewriter?

01:24:37.000 Who gave women a keyboard?

01:24:38.000 Who gave women a computer?

01:24:41.000 Who gave women a pen?

01:24:42.000 Let's say that, a pen.

01:24:44.000 Is that her?

01:24:47.000 She definitely does stand up.

01:24:50.000 Yeah, let's see her stand up.

01:24:53.000 I'm dreading this.

01:24:57.000 This is like a girl saying, I have one big insecurity about my tits.

01:25:01.000 Do you want to see?

01:25:01.000 And you're like, uh, sure.

01:25:05.000 And then you discover the girl you have a crush on has three nipples and your boner's dead forever.

01:25:10.000 Let's see what she's got.

01:25:11.000 Oh, she's quite established.

01:25:14.000 Those are a couple of other Sarahs.

01:25:15.000 This is her.

01:25:16.000 Getting wet.

01:25:17.000 Got to use the sex jokes right out of the gate.

01:25:20.000 Oh, she's with the famous guy.

01:25:22.000 She loved that font.

01:25:30.000 Makes shit audio for you.

01:25:31.000 How's it going, guys?

01:25:33.000 Actor, comedian.

01:25:35.000 Is this before he was famous?

01:25:36.000 2009?

01:25:38.000 This is definitely before This is America.

01:25:40.000 Well, this is 30 rock writer and star of NBC's community.

01:25:44.000 Yeah, he was on community way before This is America, you turd head.

01:25:48.000 But no, he was famous, though.

01:25:49.000 Sure.

01:25:50.000 But not like now.

01:25:52.000 All right, I wanted to see her stand up.

01:25:54.000 I don't know if she has stand-up.

01:25:55.000 I'm looking up stand-up.

01:25:57.000 Well, she's a comedian, they claim.

01:25:59.000 Although that term just means, I'm a professional funny person.

01:26:03.000 Hey, Gavin Rye.

01:26:04.000 This is one of the gayest things ever.

01:26:06.000 Oh, here we go.

01:26:08.000 Six years ago.

01:26:10.000 All right.

01:26:11.000 Mrs. Funny Person?

01:26:12.000 The fonts.

01:26:14.000 Great.

01:26:17.000 I forget what that one's called.

01:26:18.000 College means of being in school here.

01:26:21.000 The concept of the triad is very strange to people.

01:26:24.000 And when I say, you know, a white data performer, they're like, that's cute.

01:26:52.000 When they went to school, like, in the Washington Police area.

01:26:55.000 So nobody ever heard of a work in college.

01:26:58.000 You know, it's not like they're like, oh yeah, Barria.

01:27:00.000 God.

01:27:02.000 I have to break it down for them and say, you know, when they say, you know, what did you do in college?

01:27:07.000 Shut up, shut up, shut up.

01:27:09.000 Anyway, my Gator went off and I got douche chills from this.

01:27:12.000 They have a whole channel of shit like this.

01:27:14.000 If this is that, those guys meeting Dr. Fauci, I'm going to jump into my computer and strangle you.

01:27:23.000 This is from today.

01:27:24.000 If it's the Fauci guys, prepare to die.

01:27:28.000 What's taking you so long?

01:27:30.000 Where are you at?

01:27:32.000 I'm at the email that's after the one we just did that said check this out.

01:27:38.000 Oh, okay.

01:27:41.000 Oh, few.

01:27:43.000 Privilege.

01:27:45.000 White privilege.

01:27:48.000 Yeah, I remember seeing that.

01:27:49.000 Think about it.

01:27:51.000 Gaydar?

01:27:52.000 Whose flesh tone is this?

01:27:53.000 That's a woman.

01:27:54.000 Whose flesh tone?

01:27:55.000 I have brown band-aids in my classroom.

01:27:57.000 I had to special order them.

01:27:58.000 They're twice as much as these.

01:28:00.000 Wait, she sure seems surprised by everything in the world.

01:28:04.000 Yeah, I saw that.

01:28:05.000 And that argument is so boring because you live in a country that is not just 65% white or 70% white, but when it comes to skin tone and you include light-skinned blacks and Dominicans and stuff, it's probably like 80% near that tone.

01:28:22.000 Oh, you include Asians?

01:28:24.000 What percentage of Americans, 5% are like Indian kind of, no, 5% are Asians in general.

01:28:32.000 So let's say 2% of those are Asian, like Pakistani, right?

01:28:38.000 So that's 2%.

01:28:39.000 Now blacks are 14%.

01:28:41.000 I would say two-thirds of blacks are darker than those band-aids.

01:28:48.000 There's a lot of light-skinned blacks.

01:28:50.000 Right?

01:28:51.000 So those, wait, go back to those types.

01:28:54.000 So those band-aids would cover you right up to type four.

01:28:57.000 Right.

01:28:58.000 So type five and six represent, I'm going to say like 60% of blacks.

01:29:04.000 So that is out of 14%.

01:29:06.000 That's like 9%.

01:29:07.000 So we have 9% of those blacks plus 2%.

01:29:10.000 So we're about 10%.

01:29:11.000 So 90% of Americans can use those band-aids without it looking weird.

01:29:16.000 That's why they're the predominant band-aid.

01:29:18.000 You fucking stupid bitch.

01:29:24.000 Hmm.

01:29:25.000 Here's one from John.

01:29:27.000 Oh no, that's for Gary.

01:29:28.000 Boy, Gary's really catching up on me.

01:29:31.000 Hey guys, how great is this notice?

01:29:33.000 More men and businesses need to grow some balls and fight back this way.

01:29:36.000 And it's a notice from Cyrus Patrick that says, please be advised.

01:29:40.000 To assure the safety of our staff and existing clients, CP Fitness will not be accepting new personnel, new personal training clients who have taken the experimental vaccine.

01:29:49.000 This decision has been made in consultation with our insurance company as well as health professionals.

01:29:54.000 The unknown health effects of the mRNA vaccines are not covered by our liability.

01:29:58.000 And also, we had to take into consideration reported side effects such as viral shedding, seizures, and death into consideration.

01:30:04.000 We apologize for any inconvenience.

01:30:06.000 We'll reevaluate.

01:30:07.000 That's pretty cool.

01:30:10.000 Can't untake the vaccine.

01:30:12.000 This guy sent me that same email three times.

01:30:15.000 Oh.

01:30:16.000 And he CC'd Owens at Infowars, Owen S. at Infowars.

01:30:20.000 So he's really getting out there.

01:30:25.000 Okay, this is a very long one.

01:30:26.000 We'll just read some of it.

01:30:29.000 Hey, Gavin Rai, your video covering John Oliver was pretty salient.

01:30:33.000 I liked it a lot and I wanted to add one argument.

01:30:36.000 Oliver says that wanting to maintain a culture and heritage is white supremacy.

01:30:40.000 Shit, I was just thinking of this the other day.

01:30:42.000 Oh yeah.

01:30:43.000 So I want to talk about this on another show, but they're starting to get so good at genetics and DNA that they're isolating the God gene.

01:30:51.000 They're good at it.

01:30:52.000 They're able to tell if you're going to be religious or not.

01:30:56.000 And that proves what I've been screaming for years, which is everything is nature.

01:31:00.000 Very few things are nurture.

01:31:01.000 It's like 90-10.

01:31:03.000 And included under nature is whether you're going to be religious or not.

01:31:06.000 There's a certain type of person that wants their questions answered, certain type of person that has faith.

01:31:10.000 When I say religious, I mean really, really religious in this case.

01:31:15.000 They're also a contair away from finding the gay gene.

01:31:20.000 Now, we're not going to abort our children under any circumstances, but especially if they're gay.

01:31:25.000 But what about immigrants?

01:31:26.000 What about Hispanics?

01:31:28.000 What about Mexicans?

01:31:29.000 What about Indians?

01:31:30.000 What about Chinese?

01:31:32.000 What about fucking Middle Easterners?

01:31:37.000 That gay baby's getting sucked out of that womb like a fucking dirty sink clog.

01:31:42.000 But I'm talking to you here on a human level.

01:31:45.000 So I've even already seen Indians aborting girls.

01:31:53.000 In Canada, Indian immigrants are seeing, getting an ultrason man and seeing a girl and going, we don't need more girls.

01:31:59.000 What are you talking about?

01:32:00.000 I need the son.

01:32:01.000 So they're aborting female babies.

01:32:03.000 It's gendercide, and it's happening in the West right now, thanks to diversity.

01:32:09.000 Never happened in the States.

01:32:11.000 Actually, Tony, it might.

01:32:12.000 It might, Tone.

01:32:14.000 It does.

01:32:14.000 Oliver says that wanting to maintain a culture and heritage is white supremacy.

01:32:18.000 Well, what's the point of immigrants bringing their culture to the U.S. when they come here?

01:32:22.000 It is to maintain their heritage and culture.

01:32:24.000 So without thinking about this one step deeper question, John Oliver inadvertently begs, why do immigrants get to protect their heritage in a land they don't belong to while mentioning the birthright of legal citizens in the land their ancestors lived in is bigoted.

01:32:39.000 His superficial arguments display his true intentions, and he doesn't even realize it.

01:32:45.000 He wants Western culture destroyed and replaced.

01:32:47.000 I see no other logical conclusion.

01:32:50.000 Yeah, they just can't separate culture and race.

01:32:52.000 And the irony is that that's what the West is all about, is separating race and culture and saying, work hard and you're in.

01:32:59.000 The why of things.

01:33:00.000 It's the least racist culture in the world.

01:33:04.000 Yet it's accused of racism almost non-stop 24 hours a day.

01:33:10.000 All right, let's do the final video.

01:33:11.000 I'm going to go through it.

01:33:26.000 Propose.

01:33:28.000 You won't regret it.

01:33:30.000 This is a good one.

01:33:31.000 And by the way, I like my friend DJ Tiga in Montreal.

01:33:36.000 He proposed to his girlfriend with a ring.

01:33:40.000 His underwear was threadbare.

01:33:41.000 He was nude in the middle of the night.

01:33:42.000 Plan it out.

01:33:43.000 You don't have to go this level, but plan it out.

01:33:46.000 Make it nice.

01:33:47.000 Remember what I did in Paris?

01:33:49.000 We're under the Eiffel Tower.

01:33:50.000 A little girl comes up, an ethnically ambiguous girl like our daughter will be.

01:33:54.000 And she said, bonjour, madame, James, crumpled up bag.

01:33:59.000 Her ring was in it.

01:34:00.000 I take the crumpled up bag.

01:34:02.000 The girl runs away.

01:34:03.000 Paid her $100.

01:34:04.000 Open it up.

01:34:05.000 Boop.

01:34:06.000 There's the ring.

01:34:06.000 Will you marry me?

01:34:07.000 I didn't get on one knee.

01:34:09.000 Pretty good.

01:34:10.000 She's crying.

01:34:11.000 Don't get creative with the ring, guys.

01:34:14.000 Just a gold band with a diamond, the biggest diamond you can afford.

01:34:16.000 Five grand minimum.

01:34:17.000 Don't go over 10.

01:34:18.000 Are these guys that do 40?

01:34:20.000 And don't get cubic zirconium with like interwoven rubies and all that.

01:34:24.000 Don't get creative.

01:34:26.000 Their fantasies go back to this.

01:34:29.000 So this guy's brought her to a movie.

01:34:31.000 Well, here, you can see.

01:34:58.000 Nice quality animation.

01:35:00.000 Pretty good.

01:35:01.000 Goes to your high school sweetheart.

01:35:03.000 So I just want to take my time to save this moment.

01:35:06.000 Oh my God.

01:35:08.000 Oh, my God.

01:35:10.000 He's holding up his watch.

01:35:12.000 Do you mind this?

01:35:14.000 It's kind of a big moment.

01:35:18.000 Oh, my God, these poor people.

01:35:22.000 They're all in on it.

01:35:29.000 That's pretty cool.

01:35:31.000 Pretty good.

01:35:35.000 Yeah, you know what?

01:35:36.000 I'm not mad at this guy.

01:35:38.000 Not very creative.

01:35:40.000 Whatever works.

01:35:41.000 Very typical.

01:35:42.000 This will be a great memory for her.

01:35:43.000 It's safe.

01:35:44.000 You don't need to come out of a fucking cake.

01:35:48.000 You don't need to let the devil butt fuck you.

01:35:52.000 Keep it generic.

01:35:53.000 That's good too.

01:35:58.000 Wonder what shade of toast their kid will be.

01:36:01.000 Band-aid usable?

01:36:02.000 Stuff your ass into someone's face when they're proposing to you, by the way?

01:36:06.000 World's worst time to fart.

01:36:16.000 This one annoys me a bit.

01:36:18.000 That's that's racist.

01:36:30.000 She's got to do all the work.

01:36:31.000 That's foreboding.

01:36:34.000 Got a gay friend.

01:36:37.000 I went swimming after that and she drowned.

01:36:40.000 Sorry.

01:36:41.000 Terrible jokes.

01:36:42.000 But she didn't allow her hair to go underwater, which is weird.

01:36:45.000 So it's a weird drowning where...

01:36:46.000 She just drowned like this.

01:36:48.000 Yeah.

01:36:51.000 Next.

01:36:53.000 Oh, this one's a doozy.

01:37:07.000 Dude, you don't have to be in the show.

01:37:08.000 Look at the black guy in the background.

01:37:10.000 Yeah.

01:37:11.000 They want this video.

01:37:12.000 They want to have it forever.

01:37:16.000 Get out of there, dude.

01:37:18.000 He wrecked it.

01:37:19.000 Go ahead.

01:37:20.000 Next.

01:37:21.000 He looks really awkward, didn't he, at the end there?

01:37:25.000 This one's great.

01:37:27.000 Although, getting your whole family involved, I mean, a big part of marriage, especially at the beginning, is I can't wait to fuck you.

01:37:32.000 I know you've already fucked her.

01:37:34.000 But, you know, the conceit is that we're going to finally have sex.

01:37:40.000 It's kind of sexual a proposal.

01:37:42.000 Yeah, it's like I own you now.

01:37:44.000 You know, long makeout.

01:37:46.000 I mean, in 30 years, it doesn't have that same kind of vibe, but like day one, again, silver, bad move.

01:37:53.000 I like gold.

01:37:59.000 He ruined it.

01:38:10.000 Nice.

01:38:12.000 I want to cry.

01:38:13.000 Make me cry, motherfuckers.

01:38:15.000 Yeah.

01:38:16.000 I almost got it with that second one.

01:38:20.000 Make me cry like a bitch, bitch.

01:38:22.000 Yeah, turn me into a faggot.

01:38:24.000 A little nause me.

01:38:26.000 Oh, this is intense.

01:38:27.000 I haven't seen this one yet.

01:38:31.000 Oh, she's paralyzed.

01:38:33.000 Oh.

01:38:33.000 It's bringing her to her chair.

01:38:35.000 Are we really?

01:38:37.000 No, that could just be removed.

01:38:38.000 I don't know.

01:38:39.000 I know you don't.

01:38:40.000 That's possible.

01:38:41.000 That's your fucking trademark.

01:38:42.000 No, but that could be possible.

01:38:43.000 I don't know.

01:38:44.000 You don't know how to eat Cheez-Its.

01:38:46.000 I could eat Cheez-Its very well, frankly.

01:38:52.000 This is a little Gino.

01:38:55.000 Oh, boo.

01:38:57.000 It's very Italian-American.

01:39:00.000 Ugh, that makes me racist towards Italians.

01:39:04.000 Ugh, I don't even like a big stupid diamond.

01:39:07.000 Oh, dumb purple-pink fuchsia car, and he's crying like a bitch.

01:39:11.000 It's a big emerald-cut diamond.

01:39:13.000 Here's a cool one.

01:39:14.000 Basics.

01:39:17.000 I want to be with you for the rest of my life.

01:39:19.000 Can I see the ass that made his decision for him?

01:39:24.000 I'm assuming that ass has a good 30 years left in it.

01:39:29.000 What if you touch her?

01:39:31.000 Definitely a gang raper.

01:39:33.000 Next.

01:39:36.000 I'm not crying.

01:39:37.000 Oh, great.

01:39:42.000 Hello, I got you balloons.

01:39:44.000 This is an express for men connoted.

01:39:46.000 I spent over $40 on balloons.

01:39:51.000 And Sparklets put me back another $8.

01:39:53.000 He's like, I was wondering what those were.

01:39:56.000 My sister got flown into a sports stadium and he got her a car.

01:40:02.000 He went to Party City.

01:40:06.000 But in the balloons, there's another element inside of it.

01:40:09.000 The diamond balloons.

01:40:11.000 And here is a drawing of the ring I'm going to buy as soon as I pay off my debts.

01:40:18.000 You've been dating a girl for a while.

01:40:20.000 You've had your party years.

01:40:23.000 Say you've lived with her for six months.

01:40:25.000 You guys haven't had a drop-down drag out fight.

01:40:28.000 What are you waiting for?

01:40:29.000 Her with bigger tits?

01:40:31.000 She's not good enough for you?

01:40:33.000 And if she isn't, move on.

01:40:34.000 Get out of there.

01:40:36.000 But it's time to settle down.

01:40:37.000 Put a ring on it.

01:40:38.000 Trust me, the party years are awesome.

01:40:40.000 I don't want to deny you that.

01:40:42.000 Enjoy yourself.

01:40:43.000 But after a while, 25, 15 to 25, 10 years of partying, 10 years of anything, you should get the idea.

01:40:49.000 You know, corporations tend to do better when they switch CEOs out every 10 years.

01:40:54.000 Fresh blood.

01:40:55.000 Give your life fresh blood.

01:40:57.000 Put a ring on it.

01:40:58.000 Stop wasting not just her time.

01:41:00.000 Stop wasting your time.

01:41:03.000 And when you get a ring on it and you guys live together, no, you don't need money.

01:41:06.000 Stop waiting for that.

01:41:07.000 She can stay in the apartment you're in now.

01:41:10.000 But put a ring on it and then start making some babies.

01:41:13.000 And you'll look back at your previous life, the previous chapters, and go, that was a different me.

01:41:19.000 I'm reborn.

01:41:20.000 I've started a whole new life now.

01:41:22.000 Having a fucking baby sleep on your chest?

01:41:24.000 I'll save that till next episode.

01:41:26.000 It's the greatest.

01:41:28.000 Anyway, in the interim, be yourself.

01:41:32.000 Don't let other people hold you down.

01:41:34.000 Don't let anyone deny who you are.

01:41:36.000 It'll give you cancer.

01:41:37.000 It'll make you crazy.

01:41:39.000 Don't just sit there and smile as everyone talks about Biden, who you hate, because you don't want to get fired.

01:41:45.000 Get fired.

01:41:46.000 Get in trouble.

01:41:47.000 Be brave and never stop fighting.

Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - March 30, 2021

S03E92 - COP CRISIS

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