Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - S03E97

00:00:40.000 A lot of snitches want to try.

00:00:42.000 Have you noticed that?

00:00:43.000 Yep.

00:00:44.000 I find snitches want to lie.

00:00:46.000 Well, they do.

00:00:47.000 DMX, we lost him like George Floyd.

00:00:50.000 Another African-American man we lost to drugs recently.

00:00:55.000 DMX, I think his name's Earl Williams or something, from Yonkers.

00:01:00.000 Born in Mount Vernon.

00:01:02.000 Was it Yonkers or the Bronx?

00:01:05.000 Same shit.

00:01:09.000 Yeah, orphan.

00:01:10.000 Dad walked out of him at a young age, as is the want of that community, thanks to welfare.

00:01:17.000 And then, so he was born in Mount Vernon where our own Larry Barnes is from, but he didn't grow up there.

00:01:23.000 He grew up in Yonkers.

00:01:30.000 He died in White Plains.

00:01:32.000 Died in White Plains.

00:01:34.000 So he was a Westchester N-word.

00:01:39.000 With an A. In a positive way.

00:01:41.000 With an A at the end.

00:01:42.000 Yeah.

00:01:42.000 I don't know how you say that in a good way.

00:01:46.000 Very popular guy.

00:01:48.000 What?

00:01:48.000 But yeah, he was beaten as a kid.

00:01:50.000 His mother beat him regularly, knocked his teeth out.

00:01:53.000 She beat him so much.

00:01:54.000 So he ended up sleeping in clothing donation boxes.

00:01:58.000 She found out about that, sent him to Juvie.

00:02:00.000 She sent him to homes.

00:02:02.000 He was an orphan.

00:02:03.000 He became a street kid, sold drugs, did crack.

00:02:06.000 And of course, his angle was, well, the reason I did crack is because my mentor, my mentor, some gangster that he robbed banks with, or sorry, robbed bodegas with, gave him crack when he was a little kid.

00:02:18.000 No, no.

00:02:20.000 It's your fault if you're a crack kid.

00:02:22.000 It's on you.

00:02:23.000 Especially at 50.

00:02:24.000 He's my age.

00:02:25.000 That man is my age.

00:02:26.000 Well, not anymore.

00:02:27.000 Now, how old are you when you die?

00:02:30.000 Eternal.

00:02:31.000 So he's now infinity.

00:02:33.000 Yes.

00:02:34.000 He was 50.

00:02:35.000 DMX repeated.

00:02:36.000 We've lost him forever.

00:02:37.000 We have got a crazy show for you today because some crazy shit was going on.

00:02:42.000 We don't have Jimmy McInnes in the studio because I am sick of him.

00:02:46.000 I'm sick of, sorry.

00:02:48.000 Every fucking sentence I say gets a huh.

00:02:52.000 I have a theory now that they say, huh?

00:02:55.000 Hmm?

00:02:56.000 Because it gives them time to process it.

00:02:59.000 Like, you know, when you ask a kid, what's eight times seven?

00:03:01.000 They go, what?

00:03:02.000 Me?

00:03:03.000 What are you asking?

00:03:04.000 Eight times seven.

00:03:05.000 Oh, eight.

00:03:06.000 And then also, oh, so it's eight times seven.

00:03:07.000 So it's not eight times eight.

00:03:08.000 Oh, oh, oh, that, oh, that's 56.

00:03:12.000 The most shameless version of that is repeating the question like you did here.

00:03:15.000 You're like, what is eight times seven?

00:03:18.000 Well, so you heard it.

00:03:20.000 Yeah.

00:03:21.000 You see.

00:03:22.000 You see now.

00:03:23.000 Eight times seven.

00:03:24.000 That's what you want to know.

00:03:26.000 Fuck it.

00:03:27.000 And then the other thing that's driving me nuts, that drives me nuts.

00:03:29.000 And not knowing how to work anything.

00:03:31.000 The dishwasher, the toaster, the coffee machine, the fucking stove.

00:03:35.000 One of our elements doesn't work.

00:03:38.000 You need a lighter to light it.

00:03:39.000 But there's one, two, three, four, five, I believe seven others that all work.

00:03:46.000 So use those ones.

00:03:48.000 Nothing wrong with that.

00:03:49.000 And don't boil eggs in Emily's kettle.

00:03:52.000 My wife's kettle.

00:03:54.000 That means it's egg water now.

00:03:56.000 And that's the water that she has her tea with.

00:03:59.000 She doesn't want to drink egg tea.

00:04:01.000 So there's a little pot right there.

00:04:03.000 You boil that water there.

00:04:04.000 And then the water's not used for drinking water after that.

00:04:08.000 I've been bitching about it on parlor.

00:04:10.000 We have a toaster oven.

00:04:12.000 He goes, I don't understand.

00:04:14.000 I go, all right.

00:04:15.000 Well, if you want toast, you push the button that says toast, and then you push start.

00:04:25.000 Or he's trying to watch TV.

00:04:26.000 What's going on here?

00:04:27.000 And he's just pushing right.

00:04:28.000 So he pushes so many buttons that I have to like untangle the system.

00:04:32.000 I've got like a different input HDMI2 and it's all fuzz and I'm watching some VCR I had in the 80s.

00:04:40.000 I go, I bought this universal remote, which I believe cost me $650.

00:04:45.000 And it controls everything in our entertainment system.

00:04:49.000 And there's a button on it.

00:04:51.000 Guess what that button says?

00:04:53.000 Watch TV.

00:04:54.000 So there's actually two buttons you need to watch TV.

00:04:56.000 You have to turn on the system, which is the top left.

00:04:59.000 Then if you want to watch TV, you hit watch TV.

00:05:02.000 Now, watch a movie is our DVD player and all that stuff, which we don't use anymore.

00:05:06.000 And also, if nothing turns on, you can hit help.

00:05:11.000 It'll guide you through it.

00:05:14.000 But you're probably not going to need that, so just hit watch TV.

00:05:17.000 And as I'm doing all this shit and I'm showing them like how to turn on the stove, how to make toast, I'm thinking, yeah, tell me if that's complicated.

00:05:25.000 You click on that and zoom in on it.

00:05:30.000 I mean, there's a cheat sheet there.

00:05:32.000 I've already started, so they're lit up.

00:05:34.000 But like temperature, up, down, four to six slice, defrost, bagel, reheat.

00:05:39.000 Like they write the thing on it.

00:05:40.000 If you go on the far left there, it says pizza.

00:05:44.000 So if you want to have a pizza, put pizza, then temperature, then up or down, and then start, stop.

00:05:53.000 I don't know if your pizza is warm from the night before.

00:05:55.000 That should maybe only be like 200.

00:05:57.000 Actually, make them all 300 degrees.

00:05:59.000 And there's how they've been making eggs in my home, which my wife was not happy about.

00:06:05.000 That did not go down well because she said, I noticed the water was kind of cloudy.

00:06:12.000 Like, it's, they live like they're in Cormac McCarthy's The Road.

00:06:18.000 At one point, my mom has a little squat in the living room where all her stuff is.

00:06:23.000 And I noticed there's a can of refried beans.

00:06:26.000 What?

00:06:26.000 Is that emergency food?

00:06:28.000 You know what I discovered It is?

00:06:31.000 It's her weights.

00:06:36.000 She's so weak, she can only lift like whatever a can of literally a can of beans.

00:06:40.000 She's so weak, she can only lift a can of beans.

00:06:42.000 That's good practical practice.

00:06:44.000 That sounds like a saying.

00:06:45.000 These are my old shirts from where I was gaunt.

00:06:49.000 Too small.

00:06:52.000 Anyway, we got a lot to talk about.

00:06:54.000 The book of the day I forgot to bring in.

00:06:56.000 Are you still reading that book, The Little Person's History of the World?

00:06:59.000 Yes.

00:07:00.000 No, you're not.

00:07:01.000 Well, I'm almost done.

00:07:02.000 So you have been reading it regularly?

00:07:04.000 Oh, yeah.

00:07:07.000 I read a lot.

00:07:08.000 What have you learned?

00:07:09.000 I thought you had a hardcover.

00:07:11.000 I had a softcover, but now I am a Kindle man.

00:07:17.000 So did you buy it again?

00:07:19.000 I did.

00:07:20.000 So you've bought that book twice and read it negative once?

00:07:24.000 I'm 80% in.

00:07:26.000 I'm up to Napoleon right now.

00:07:28.000 So it goes from, and it's all chronological, obviously.

00:07:31.000 It goes to the beginning of Earth.

00:07:34.000 Does it literally go from the beginning of Earth or the beginning of civilization?

00:07:37.000 Of recorded history.

00:07:38.000 And then there's some prehistoric times which they just allude to from things written about.

00:07:45.000 Yeah, but prehistory wasn't that long ago.

00:07:48.000 And what have you learned?

00:07:50.000 Oh, a lot.

00:07:50.000 I mean, well, I didn't think that the Roman Empire was so...

00:07:56.000 Like, for instance, like, people in Italy aren't all Italian.

00:07:59.000 They come from all over the place, and the Roman Empire was all scattered and crazy.

00:08:03.000 And then Turkish people aren't boring.

00:08:05.000 Persian people aren't.

00:08:06.000 I just thought they were boring because they're like sand people kind of.

00:08:10.000 I don't know.

00:08:11.000 I guess that's sort of racist, but in the movie 300, that was the extent of my idea of Persians.

00:08:16.000 And you may say that they're interesting because I got, you know, jewels and elephants.

00:08:20.000 But I was like, yeah, they're fucking...

00:08:21.000 I can't relate to those people.

00:08:23.000 But they're really cool.

00:08:24.000 A lot of Muslims are really interesting and cool, and they invented a lot of stuff that we still use today, like a lot of mathematics, the Phoenicians with the alphabet, the 26-letter alphabet.

00:08:35.000 The Muslims did not invent the number system in mathematics.

00:08:40.000 While the Christians and the Jews were under their control, a lot of mathematics was founded.

00:08:46.000 Oh, I see.

00:08:47.000 Yes.

00:08:47.000 So they made that, but they took credit for it.

00:08:49.000 Right.

00:08:50.000 You got to look up Jim Goad's article on that.

00:08:52.000 See, that's the thing.

00:08:53.000 So now I'm learning about, like, this is the broad strokes, and I'm a little dubious about some of the stuff, so I don't want to go in there and like look and see for myself like expanded history about like Henry XIV, I think it was.

00:09:05.000 Yeah, the Muslims, Christian, and Jewish slaves made a lot of great discoveries in the map.

00:09:10.000 That makes a lot more sense because it seems like they just stopped doing that at some point.

00:09:14.000 Yeah.

00:09:16.000 They stopped being smart.

00:09:18.000 All right, let's jump into it, shall we?

00:09:20.000 COVID?

00:09:21.000 Ezra Levant was on fire this weekend.

00:09:26.000 Hit it.

00:09:27.000 COVID.

00:09:28.000 Yes.

00:09:30.000 If your language requires a paintbrush to write, your language sucks.

00:09:35.000 Your language is stupid.

00:09:37.000 In Chinese.

00:09:40.000 You'll notice that was lagging.

00:09:42.000 Yes.

00:09:43.000 So we thought we had a Band-Aid solution and I had...

00:09:47.000 Show yourself so people can hate you.

00:09:48.000 And unfortunately, it didn't work.

00:09:51.000 We were trying to plug the computer right into the HDMI.

00:09:55.000 Because there is an HDMI port, but that is an output, not an input.

00:10:01.000 So that was a waste of money.

00:10:02.000 But you did spend an hour on the phone with the tech guy, and you guys did order a bunch of cables.

00:10:06.000 More than an hour, but some of it was just chatting.

00:10:10.000 But yeah, a good hour of it was going in and problem solving and checking out the different NDIs and stuff like that.

00:10:17.000 So now that that didn't work, what's your new theory?

00:10:19.000 You think the new TriCaster is going to solve everything?

00:10:21.000 Yes.

00:10:22.000 And has there been progress made on that?

00:10:25.000 Also, I know how I know.

00:10:27.000 Yeah.

00:10:28.000 Okay.

00:10:29.000 There is.

00:10:30.000 So Compound, for instance, they use the same NDI.

00:10:33.000 We were thinking maybe it's an outdated software, but they have the same software.

00:10:37.000 So we have the most current thing for the computer.

00:10:40.000 And also, I tested it on my personal Mac, and it's fast and fine, and it's updated all completely.

00:10:48.000 I thought the updates had some part in messing up the software.

00:10:51.000 That's not true.

00:10:53.000 My MacBook didn't connect in a non-laggy way either.

00:10:57.000 Okay.

00:10:58.000 I got you a state-of-the-art MacBook.

00:11:01.000 Yes.

00:11:02.000 All right.

00:11:03.000 So Canada's a shithole.

00:11:06.000 It's way more socialist than...

00:11:08.000 It's European, really.

00:11:10.000 And it's as bad as Britain when it comes to COVID.

00:11:12.000 Right now, actually, Ontario has decided that you need to be quarantined for four weeks.

00:11:18.000 They're going into a four-week lockdown, just like Ireland.

00:11:22.000 And already, the reason why I'm stuck with these lunatics who don't know how to work toasters is if they go through the border, they have to go to a hotel and spend $2,000 while they await their results, no matter what.

00:11:33.000 That's three days at a $700 a night.

00:11:36.000 What?

00:11:37.000 $700 a night's a nice fucking hotel.

00:11:40.000 You saw the Trump room I had in D.C. That was $500 and I felt like a king.

00:11:46.000 I had a bathtub that I could have dove into.

00:11:49.000 What are you doing now, Ryan?

00:11:51.000 Moving all my stuff.

00:11:53.000 You should see, folks, his area there.

00:11:56.000 At our new studio, you're going to have a much bigger room.

00:11:59.000 Yes.

00:11:59.000 And you're going to make it look just as shitty as that.

00:12:02.000 No.

00:12:03.000 Guarantee it.

00:12:03.000 No, no, no.

00:12:04.000 And you're using that big brown desk with 900 drawers.

00:12:07.000 That's cool.

00:12:08.000 So I want all that shit in your fucking drawers.

00:12:10.000 But that won't be the computer desk.

00:12:12.000 Yes, it will.

00:12:13.000 Okay.

00:12:14.000 Why?

00:12:14.000 You got a problem with that?

00:12:15.000 I just thought it was a little shallow.

00:12:17.000 Like, I actually...

00:12:18.000 Shallow?

00:12:18.000 It's twice the size of that.

00:12:20.000 This width was?

00:12:22.000 Yes.

00:12:23.000 Okay.

00:12:24.000 And we're all good.

00:12:29.000 So as was gone down there.

00:12:32.000 Sorry, sorry.

00:12:32.000 So that's Ontario.

00:12:34.000 No, that's all of Canada.

00:12:35.000 You have the...

00:12:35.000 No, sorry, that's Ontario.

00:12:37.000 You need the $2,000.

00:12:39.000 No, that's all of Canada.

00:12:40.000 No, that's just Ontario.

00:12:41.000 No, that's all of Canada.

00:12:41.000 No, that's Ontario.

00:12:42.000 No, it's all of Canada.

00:12:43.000 You need the $2,000.

00:12:45.000 But all of Ontario, Ontario is a very prim and proper English state.

00:12:49.000 We'll call it a state for you Americans.

00:12:52.000 It's got most of the industry.

00:12:54.000 It's got its own New York.

00:12:56.000 Think of it as New York State.

00:12:58.000 It's even got kind of a dirty upstate, just like New York does.

00:13:01.000 Quebec is next to it.

00:13:03.000 Quebec is totally different.

00:13:04.000 Quebec is France.

00:13:05.000 Totally different country.

00:13:06.000 That's why they want to separate.

00:13:07.000 Different language, different culture, 400 years more history.

00:13:10.000 Totally different.

00:13:12.000 When you walk across the border, you're in another world.

00:13:14.000 Different minimum age to drink, different laws for schools.

00:13:18.000 Education is totally different.

00:13:19.000 It's in French.

00:13:22.000 And they're much worse Quebec with Montreal in it.

00:13:26.000 So Rebel Media is in Toronto and Ontario.

00:13:30.000 It's sort of at the bottom there, right next to my finger.

00:13:34.000 And they drove, I guess, six hours over to Montreal.

00:13:39.000 Quebec City is just like New York, New York, Quebec City and Quebec.

00:13:42.000 But Montreal is in between Quebec and Ottawa.

00:13:45.000 And they went down there and started getting, just started walking around investigating.

00:13:50.000 They said, we're the press.

00:13:52.000 It's perfectly legal for us to examine this.

00:13:54.000 Go to 13.

00:13:56.000 And the police said, no, you're trying to get people riled up.

00:13:59.000 People did get riled up.

00:14:01.000 And they got arrested.

00:14:02.000 Montreal police are refusing to let our reporters off the boat.

00:14:06.000 They got an Airbnb houseboat to stay on.

00:14:09.000 Wow.

00:14:10.000 Unless they submit to a personal search.

00:14:13.000 They have no warrant or probable cause.

00:14:18.000 They just want to harass us because we film them and shine a light on their brutality.

00:14:22.000 They told the landlord we're arrogant.

00:14:24.000 Here's another juicy thing.

00:14:25.000 Here's something people don't get about Montreal.

00:14:27.000 Remember there was that crime show, 1-7, Bad Blood?

00:14:32.000 Montreal is really criminal, really corrupt.

00:14:35.000 When I live there, if I wanted to get a new driver's license or something, it's exactly like Palermo in Sicily.

00:14:40.000 You just pay the right people.

00:14:42.000 How do we start vice?

00:14:43.000 I pretended I was retarded and got on a make-work program to help handicap people.

00:14:49.000 And then I got hired there.

00:14:52.000 Even that building you see behind you, that's the Montreal Stadium for the Olympics.

00:14:56.000 And that was all built by mobsters and corrupt contractors.

00:15:00.000 There was pieces falling off of that thing that were as big as Ryan.

00:15:04.000 Just plummeting to the ground.

00:15:06.000 So huge pieces.

00:15:07.000 No, not dangerous.

00:15:09.000 Massive pieces.

00:15:09.000 I mean, it wouldn't hurt, but a cement piece that would be like 80 pounds and five feet tall.

00:15:16.000 The Hell's Angels are a whole other story there.

00:15:18.000 Hell's Angels are, you know, a biker gang that are sometimes involved in nefarious activity.

00:15:23.000 The Hell's Angels in Montreal were fucking murderers.

00:15:26.000 And if they took over the Montreal ports, and if you didn't comply with them, you were dead.

00:15:31.000 So the bodies were piling up to the ceiling.

00:15:34.000 That's why Rach Machine was started, Rock Machine.

00:15:38.000 And that was all of the other bikers who didn't want to join Hell's Angels and had their families murdered by them.

00:15:44.000 So everything in Quebec is much more criminal than it is anywhere else.

00:15:50.000 And that includes the police who call Ezra and his boys Jew media.

00:15:58.000 Wow.

00:16:00.000 That should sort of tell you everything you need to know.

00:16:03.000 It's just basically, I don't know, the 70s over there?

00:16:08.000 Like, cops still tune people up the way they used to.

00:16:12.000 Anyway, Keen Bext is a Montreal reporter, and he's since the lead of this tweet, but he said, all it takes is 10% of the population to rise up, and a government will cave.

00:16:22.000 Liberate your city, liberate your province, liberate your lives.

00:16:26.000 That's 1-4.

00:16:29.000 But he was arrested.

00:16:30.000 They were all arrested.

00:16:32.000 And Ezra's screaming at him.

00:16:33.000 Ezra's a funny guy.

00:16:34.000 He looks like a nebbish little Jew, but he's a farmer from Calgary.

00:16:40.000 And he is a nebbish little Jew and a brawler who will happily fight you.

00:16:45.000 And when he first moved to the city to go to college, I think it was in Calgary or Toronto, I'm not sure.

00:16:50.000 But he would still piss on the streets because as a farmer, he would just piss whenever he had to go piss.

00:16:55.000 And then people would harass him and he would jump them.

00:17:00.000 Are you looking at my dick?

00:17:02.000 I'm just trying to take a piss here.

00:17:04.000 He's a tough guy.

00:17:05.000 Yeah, he looks like he would fuck some shit.

00:17:07.000 I just can't forget.

00:17:08.000 When he was coming in to do the thing and you guys were filming it, like a convo between you and him, he's like, ah, Ezra, still a nerd, I see.

00:17:16.000 You just can't remember your case.

00:17:18.000 Well, he's two people.

00:17:19.000 He's a nerd, like a lawophile justice dude who's obsessed with free speech and personal liberty.

00:17:26.000 But then he's also this brawling hick at the same time, which is a great combo.

00:17:31.000 That's awesome.

00:17:32.000 Brain and bronze.

00:17:33.000 He's got it all.

00:17:34.000 And his wife is a fucking smokeshow.

00:17:37.000 I've noticed that with Jews.

00:17:38.000 I guess because they respect intellect.

00:17:40.000 So when you see a kind of nerdy looking guy, you don't assume his girlfriend's hot.

00:17:43.000 But then in a culture where they appreciate brains, you have someone like Ron Coleman's wife who is shocking.

00:17:52.000 Nice.

00:17:54.000 Ron Coleman is a great guy, but he's not a sex symbol.

00:17:57.000 Agreed?

00:17:58.000 We all agree to it, right?

00:18:00.000 His wife is insane.

00:18:02.000 You'd think that her husband was Doty Fayette or some fucking eccentric billionaire.

00:18:07.000 Anyway.

00:18:07.000 This is what comes up when I search Ron Coleman.

00:18:09.000 Yeah, that's him.

00:18:11.000 That's your lawyer?

00:18:12.000 He doesn't tan anymore.

00:18:14.000 And he stopped tanning and he doesn't work out as much.

00:18:18.000 Perfect ally for a super SPLC.

00:18:21.000 You want to fuck with us, SPLC?

00:18:22.000 Yeah.

00:18:23.000 Go nuts.

00:18:26.000 So yeah, they went over there, they examined everything, they exposed the police, they exposed the authoritarian.

00:18:30.000 I know a guy in Montreal for his honeymoon is going to Ottawa, which is also in brutal lockdown, but they're going to Chateau Laurier, which is like the Chateau Mormont of Ontario, just to be able to walk around.

00:18:43.000 Although now Ontario is in lockdown, so maybe it's not much better.

00:18:47.000 But yeah, Ezra went there.

00:18:49.000 He shone a light on the whole thing, and it riled up the police.

00:18:54.000 And it may have riled up the populace.

00:18:56.000 I should word my words carefully because I don't want to contribute to any litigation or prosecution on them.

00:19:04.000 But you showed the riots, right?

00:19:06.000 1.5?

00:19:09.000 Did you already show this?

00:19:13.000 That's where I started Vice, Old Montreal.

00:19:16.000 400-year-old little community.

00:19:18.000 It was fun living there because there was one dive bar and the whole, it was like Lower Manhattan.

00:19:23.000 The whole area was dead at night.

00:19:26.000 There was no residence.

00:19:27.000 We lived in our office.

00:19:28.000 We lived in this big loft.

00:19:30.000 So I'd walk down the dark streets all alone.

00:19:34.000 It was fun.

00:19:34.000 It looks really clean.

00:19:36.000 It really cleaned Canada.

00:19:38.000 It's a great city.

00:19:41.000 It's got a European look to it, too.

00:19:42.000 The very small streets.

00:19:44.000 All those buildings are hundreds of years old.

00:19:46.000 400 years old.

00:19:48.000 It was run by France.

00:19:50.000 And it was a port town, right?

00:19:51.000 So there was plenty of money there.

00:19:54.000 And this is how the cops behave in Montreal 1.6.

00:19:59.000 We're very pro-cop on this show, but we're not blind.

00:20:03.000 And occasionally, and I don't vouch for Montreal police.

00:20:07.000 Fuck no.

00:20:13.000 They shoved him.

00:20:14.000 They're shoving him.

00:20:16.000 I shouldn't say I'm pro or against Montreal police.

00:20:19.000 My experience with them was okay.

00:20:22.000 Look at them tuning them up.

00:20:25.000 They can still fight people like we, like you could in the 70s.

00:20:31.000 Canada is a totalitarian state.

00:20:33.000 It's a tyranny right now.

00:20:35.000 So there's a lot going on here.

00:20:37.000 I don't know the whole story either.

00:20:42.000 I don't know if he was being a jerk.

00:20:43.000 All right, so that's the state of COVID.

00:20:46.000 Oh, here's one other thing in COVID before we abandon the subject.

00:20:49.000 One, two.

00:20:53.000 It's just all so fucking arbitrary.

00:20:55.000 Everyone wore masks during the 1918 flu pandemic.

00:20:58.000 They were useless.

00:21:01.000 And here we are doing them again.

00:21:03.000 Abandoning masks is a terrible idea.

00:21:06.000 The pandemic shows why.

00:21:10.000 Even my liberal wife, because she's following, she has to follow the rules for school.

00:21:13.000 And it'll be like, two kids were at a party where one of the adults tested COVID.

00:21:18.000 Now everyone has to eat lunch in this room for the entire school.

00:21:22.000 And she goes, what the fuck's going on here?

00:21:24.000 I go, honey, it's bureaucracy.

00:21:26.000 There's no rhyme or reason to these people.

00:21:27.000 They're imbeciles.

00:21:29.000 Politics is Hollywood for ugly people.

00:21:31.000 And you have these vain, self-centered megalomaniacs who happen to be ugly just coming up with random rules.

00:21:40.000 All right, next topic at hand, racism.

00:21:43.000 Let's talk about racism.

00:21:48.000 That was racist, guys.

00:21:51.000 Tuckers in shit.

00:21:53.000 Oh, wait, did I throw you the paper yet?

00:21:55.000 You know, Mets are doing really badly.

00:21:57.000 I'm down $400 on my betting $100 in every Mets game.

00:22:05.000 Pretty bad week.

00:22:06.000 It hurts to go to the ATM, take out the max, which is $500, then go to the bookie and say goodbye to $20 of that.

00:22:14.000 Now you have a normal amount in your wallet where when you go to the ATM and take out everything, your wallet's supposed to be bulging.

00:22:21.000 You're supposed to feel rich after that.

00:22:25.000 I almost bought a Mets hat the other day.

00:22:28.000 Why?

00:22:28.000 Because I was like, I've always been a Yankee hat wearer for the Bronx, you know, but there's no character.

00:22:35.000 Like you said this before, there's no character in it because they buy the best players.

00:22:39.000 What else do you like?

00:22:39.000 Superman and money and tits.

00:22:42.000 Fridays?

00:22:43.000 Winners.

00:22:43.000 Fridays rock.

00:22:44.000 They just win too consistently and there's not enough kind of character and flavor to them.

00:22:49.000 Kid shot in Bedstead.

00:22:53.000 The Gran is said, this is what New York City is now.

00:22:55.000 The mother, of course, and the father are not around for questioning.

00:22:58.000 That won't go anywhere, that story, because it was blacks shooting blacks.

00:23:01.000 But we have plenty of shootings going on.

00:23:04.000 We're going to get into the Minneapolis thing in a second.

00:23:06.000 But before we get to that, also on your Mets note, remember when I was talking about that fat dude with the beard?

00:23:11.000 And I go, he grew up in New York.

00:23:12.000 And I'm like, why aren't you a Mets fan?

00:23:14.000 You seem like you'd be a Mets fan.

00:23:15.000 And he goes, well, I'm not a Jew and I'm not retarded.

00:23:19.000 And the funniest part about that, he wasn't kidding or trying to be offensive.

00:23:24.000 He was just like, where I grew up was mostly Jews who liked the Mets.

00:23:28.000 And sometimes you'd see someone who was special and they'd like the Mets.

00:23:32.000 Like Danny Bobo Curlin?

00:23:33.000 Yeah, like his experience has been mentally handicapped people and people of the Jewish persuasion are disproportionately represented in Mets fans.

00:23:41.000 But that takes a long time to say.

00:23:43.000 Like Bobo.

00:23:45.000 I love Bobo.

00:23:46.000 Why is he called Bobo and then there's Bobo on Stern?

00:23:48.000 Yeah, I don't know.

00:23:49.000 Is that a quinking?

00:23:51.000 No, you know what?

00:23:51.000 His sister named him that.

00:23:53.000 So it wasn't even like ONA was like, we need a Bobo.

00:23:56.000 You know, his sister couldn't pronounce his name.

00:23:59.000 I'll never forget when Bobo was at Compound and he's saying to Anthony's old producer, I forget his name with glasses, and he's like, my cousin works at Disneyland at the parking lot so I can get you guys a ride on the Space Mountain thing,

00:24:16.000 Majig.

00:24:18.000 And they were kind of looking down on him because they had a Space Mountain shirt on and the guy's like, ah, we're good for tickets.

00:24:23.000 Thanks, Bobo.

00:24:25.000 And I was like, you fucking assholes are just as retarded as him.

00:24:29.000 You have a Star Wars shirt on.

00:24:31.000 You're talking about Travis.

00:24:32.000 Kids.

00:24:33.000 So I wouldn't be looking down at retards when you're wearing a retard shirt.

00:24:39.000 Travis Tess.

00:24:40.000 He loves Disneyland.

00:24:41.000 That's Travis, yeah.

00:24:42.000 Travis was like, yeah, thanks a lot.

00:24:46.000 I'm covered for the Star Wars.

00:24:47.000 Star Wars is for kids.

00:24:49.000 Why don't you laugh at a Toy Story guy for not being Toy Story enough?

00:24:53.000 I actually know Buzz Lightyear, so...

00:24:57.000 Don't need your help.

00:24:58.000 Yeah.

00:24:59.000 To infinity and beyond.

00:25:01.000 There it is.

00:25:03.000 All right, so sorry, let's dive in.

00:25:05.000 I had another tangent I wanted to jump on, but since we're lost.

00:25:10.000 So Tucker Carlson was in trouble this weekend because he mentioned the evil replacement theory.

00:25:17.000 And basically, this is what he said.

00:25:19.000 He said, it's not racist to be worried about being replaced.

00:25:24.000 We're not concerned about the race replacing us.

00:25:26.000 We're concerned about the demographics.

00:25:28.000 And the Democrats have made it very clear that they are importing Mexicans because they want to make an area more Hispanic because they tend to get rewarded with votes for that.

00:25:40.000 I don't think they would even deny that.

00:25:43.000 Now, at the same time, far, far right super extreme racists are petrified of becoming a minority.

00:25:51.000 Now, that's something I get accused of believing, and anyone who's right-wing is obsessed with losing.

00:25:56.000 And they say that's why they're so mad, because they know they're going to be a minority.

00:26:00.000 I married American Indian.

00:26:01.000 I made non-white kids.

00:26:02.000 It's obviously not a huge concern of mine.

00:26:04.000 But I have to admit, after it kept getting rammed down my throat, I thought, yeah, it probably won't be great for us.

00:26:09.000 I mean, it didn't turn out great for South Africans after they opened the floodgates and said no more apartheid.

00:26:14.000 Now they're on concentration camps.

00:26:17.000 So, in retrospect, sure, maybe.

00:26:19.000 But it doesn't drive me.

00:26:20.000 That's the myth, is that it drives.

00:26:22.000 It might drive the guys at Charlottesville who said Jews will not replace us.

00:26:26.000 So it is a very radical notion that does exist.

00:26:29.000 But as far as like what makes people mad and what makes people protest and get out there in the streets, it's culture.

00:26:35.000 It's losing the American dream.

00:26:39.000 And on January 6th, we don't condone that riot, but on January 6th, people were rightfully mad because they thought they were losing their democracy.

00:26:48.000 And if you lose your democracy, you don't have a country.

00:26:50.000 Now you're Zimbabwe.

00:26:51.000 Now you're North Korea.

00:26:53.000 Now you're a communist dictatorship.

00:26:55.000 So that's why they were freaking the fuck out.

00:26:57.000 Wasn't they worried about not enough white people?

00:27:00.000 Yes, I know a guy had a Confederate flag.

00:27:02.000 Yes, I know a guy had an offensive sweatshirt.

00:27:04.000 That does not represent the tens of thousands of people who were there.

00:27:07.000 Fuck nuts.

00:27:09.000 And if that is the case, then these guys represent a larger group of people.

00:27:14.000 What's this now?

00:27:15.000 The Antifa Black Block getting changed into MAGA costumes on January 6th.

00:27:19.000 Oh, my stars.

00:27:20.000 What have we here?

00:27:22.000 This is just a myth, by the way.

00:27:24.000 You're not...

00:27:25.000 Don't believe your lion eyes.

00:27:27.000 John Sullivan was not there.

00:27:30.000 And them saying delete that, delete this, isn't a sign that they were caught doing something.

00:27:48.000 Wow, I never seen that before.

00:27:49.000 Me neither, until this weekend.

00:27:53.000 So this is what Tucker's point was.

00:27:55.000 He said, you're bringing in immigrants to change the votes.

00:27:59.000 That pisses me off, and that's changing the demographics of the country.

00:28:02.000 Obviously, if you were bringing in people who loved America, they were playing football and their daughters became cheerleaders, no one would have a problem with it.

00:28:10.000 When they brought the Jamaicans into Britain in the late 60s, they were British people.

00:28:14.000 They drank Guinness.

00:28:15.000 They loved soccer.

00:28:16.000 Ska was basically pop, and they made the specials.

00:28:20.000 And after a few riots in Brighton, they assimilated.

00:28:25.000 Great.

00:28:26.000 Indians, when I was a kid, when I immigrated to Canada, I was with a huge influx of Indians.

00:28:31.000 Rajiv was next to me as we swore our oath to the Queen.

00:28:34.000 We both played hockey.

00:28:35.000 We both wore Deaf Leopard concert shirts.

00:28:38.000 We both had ACDC on our jean jackets.

00:28:40.000 We assimilated.

00:28:41.000 No one has a problem with that.

00:28:42.000 It's when you're just pulling them in for the votes and they have no interest in maintaining that country's culture.

00:28:49.000 Anyway, Tucker tried to make that clear, and J.D. Vance agreed with him.

00:28:55.000 He said, Tucker Carlson is the only powerful figure who consistently challenges elite dogma on both cultural and economic questions.

00:29:04.000 That is why they tried to destroy him.

00:29:06.000 Don't fall for this.

00:29:08.000 Don't fall for it this time or any other.

00:29:10.000 And then Ture, who literally has a PhD in prints, not the monarch, the musician, he goes, is this a joke?

00:29:18.000 You're joking, right?

00:29:19.000 Tucker Carlson is an overt white supremacist whose white victimhood shtick would be hysterical if it wasn't so dangerous.

00:29:27.000 Tucker's the face of modern white supremacy.

00:29:30.000 And you're standing up for him.

00:29:31.000 Oh shit, you just reminded me.

00:29:33.000 The New York Post had an article this weekend about Joe Rogan and how he censored a bunch of his shit.

00:29:40.000 And it was done by a woman.

00:29:42.000 So it's amateur hour at the Apollo.

00:29:44.000 And she said that I was the leader of the white power movement since Trump was in office.

00:29:55.000 Is it by Hannah Sparks?

00:29:57.000 Yes.

00:29:58.000 Why does that name ring a bell?

00:30:00.000 Yeah, it kind of rung a bell with me, too.

00:30:03.000 I guess I'll email these to you.

00:30:05.000 I got this article here.

00:30:08.000 Yes, but look, look at my photo caption.

00:30:12.000 What does it say?

00:30:14.000 See here.

00:30:15.000 Waiting.

00:30:19.000 What's it waiting for?

00:30:21.000 Are you emailing it?

00:30:22.000 No, but go to the thing that's there now, you fucking tard.

00:30:25.000 Oh.

00:30:26.000 To my phone.

00:30:27.000 Go down, go down, go down.

00:30:29.000 So that says Proud Boys founder Gavin McInnes.

00:30:32.000 I was feverishly on the phone with my lawyers, New York Post editors, and her.

00:30:39.000 I got her number.

00:30:40.000 And I said, hey, Hannah, I'm suing you.

00:30:44.000 And I need an address to send the legal papers to.

00:30:47.000 She texts me back, you got the wrong number, my dude.

00:30:50.000 I had the right number.

00:30:52.000 So I said, well, it is the right number, but it's time to fix it because 99.9% of the people who see an article see it when it first comes out, not four days later.

00:31:02.000 That's why it's called the Daily News.

00:31:06.000 And so they changed it.

00:31:08.000 Yeah, I'm looking for the snapshot here on the Wayback Machine.

00:31:10.000 There is a...

00:31:11.000 Somebody did snapshot it.

00:31:14.000 Okay.

00:31:15.000 Well, I emailed you the article anyway.

00:31:17.000 It's such a badly written article, it's fucking embarrassing.

00:31:22.000 They just, it's like 500 words, and you're talking about something really complicated.

00:31:26.000 Proud Boys founder Gavin McInnis, at least he spelled my name right, has led the white supremacy movement since 2016.

00:31:34.000 Oh my God.

00:31:36.000 I got out of my car with my kid after his baseball game, my youngest boy, who's eight.

00:31:42.000 There's some guy who walked by as I was pulling into my driveway and he's with his daughter and he's kind of a cool dad.

00:31:47.000 He's got like sunglasses on and longish hair and he's still a liberal living in the whitest district in all of New York State.

00:31:54.000 And he turns around and he looks at me.

00:31:58.000 So I stand and I look at him.

00:32:01.000 My little boy's talking about memes with his little backpack on with the baseball bat.

00:32:04.000 And then he walks like another 20 feet and then he stops and stares again.

00:32:07.000 This is him being brave, by the way, stopping to look.

00:32:10.000 And I'm looking back at him like, yes?

00:32:12.000 And then he walks another four feet and then he looks back again.

00:32:15.000 Now, I've approached these people and what they do is they start walking.

00:32:18.000 They go, he's coming, he's coming, he's coming.

00:32:20.000 And then they all walk fast.

00:32:22.000 But it's been bugging me ever since.

00:32:26.000 By the way, that picture is after I read Ann Coulter's speech Because Berkeley banned her.

00:32:31.000 And that becomes a white supremacy picture.

00:32:35.000 Fuck you all.

00:32:37.000 What should I have done, though?

00:32:38.000 I should have gone, like, there's three options, really.

00:32:39.000 There's this.

00:32:41.000 I've done that a few times.

00:32:42.000 Or there's this.

00:32:44.000 Let's get the elephant out of the room and stop pretending.

00:32:47.000 Or then there's the Gran Torino.

00:32:51.000 That's a good one.

00:32:52.000 Is that a threat, though?

00:32:53.000 Somebody just got arrested for saying threats in New York City.

00:32:59.000 Okay.

00:33:00.000 But is that a threat?

00:33:03.000 I don't know.

00:33:04.000 Better not be.

00:33:06.000 All right.

00:33:07.000 So my point, the reason I brought up that New York Post thing is because you can't be thrown around white supremacy, overt white supremacist.

00:33:14.000 A white supremacist says whites are better than everyone, and no one else should be here.

00:33:19.000 Very radical belief.

00:33:20.000 I don't think you will come across it in your lifetime.

00:33:24.000 I have because I meet weirdos.

00:33:26.000 Richard Spencer said that to me.

00:33:28.000 Okay, there's one.

00:33:29.000 It's not a thing.

00:33:30.000 It doesn't come up.

00:33:33.000 Although CNN says just simply saying what I just said, that's white supremacy.

00:33:38.000 Check out Carlson News Network, where they are obsessed with him, Brian Stettler and Jim Acosta.

00:33:49.000 The Anti-Defamation League is calling on Fox News to firehost Tucker Carlson for pushing a racist theory that's been a favorite of white supremacists for years.

00:33:58.000 The replacement theory is one that imagines falsely that white people are being intentionally replaced by third world immigrants to, quote, dilute American voters.

00:34:08.000 And while that is a ridiculous lie, we're going to play you Tucker Carlson.

00:34:11.000 How is that a ridiculous lie?

00:34:13.000 Look, the fact of the matter is the DNC loves open borders because it means more votes for them.

00:34:19.000 That's inarguable.

00:34:22.000 Now, racists, white people, say the only purpose of this is to eradicate us.

00:34:28.000 So we become, we don't exist anymore.

00:34:30.000 That's a radical belief.

00:34:32.000 But the first part, it's just a fact.

00:34:38.000 Mark, so you can fully understand why they're so toxic.

00:34:43.000 I know that the left and all the little gatekeepers on Twitter become literally hysterical if you use the term replacement, if you suggest that the Democratic Party is trying to replace the current.

00:34:54.000 Isn't it funny that he said they literally become hysterical and we're watching a hysterical newspiece about it?

00:35:02.000 Current electorate, the voters now casting ballots, with new people, more obedient voters from the third world.

00:35:08.000 If you change the population, you dilute the political power of the people who live there.

00:35:14.000 So every time they import a new voter, I become disenfranchised as a current voter.

00:35:20.000 So I don't understand why you don't understand this.

00:35:22.000 I mean, everyone wants to make a racial issue out of it.

00:35:24.000 Ooh, the white replacement theory.

00:35:26.000 No, no, no.

00:35:26.000 This is a very question you just said.

00:35:30.000 Okay, stop.

00:35:31.000 So bizarre.

00:35:32.000 So bizarre.

00:35:34.000 Tell me what's bizarre about it.

00:35:36.000 Look at Brian Stettler's fucking face.

00:35:38.000 That is bizarre.

00:35:39.000 Look at the picture of him with no pants on.

00:35:44.000 Sitting at his desk.

00:35:48.000 I want you to see what is really going on right now.

00:35:54.000 Yeah, there it is.

00:35:56.000 So when you see Stettler on TV, the Turgid Tattletale, who has red socks, by the way?

00:36:03.000 Isn't that gay?

00:36:04.000 It's not even gay.

00:36:05.000 It's like perverted.

00:36:06.000 I bought red socks because I saw you with them once.

00:36:09.000 But they look good in the pinstripe suit.

00:36:11.000 I may have had, I have kooky socks that I wear with the suit, but when you're just walking around the house and being lazy, you have gray Hanes.

00:36:17.000 Yeah, that's right.

00:36:18.000 Like, or a woman, when she wants to be sexy, she'll have some funky color on and like an oversized sweatshirt and just like your boxers.

00:36:28.000 It's people trying to be sexy.

00:36:29.000 Look at him.

00:36:30.000 Just kick him through the wall, right?

00:36:33.000 Just right there.

00:36:34.000 What are we doing here?

00:36:35.000 It's like when you watch 650 Pound Life.

00:36:37.000 He's like, why are you lying to me?

00:36:39.000 And I go, just kill them.

00:36:41.000 I like the kick.

00:36:42.000 He puts the kick in them thing.

00:36:43.000 Just take a straight razor and just...

00:36:46.000 I mean, Stettler, why is he here?

00:36:48.000 I can't believe he's straight.

00:36:49.000 I swear I thought you were trolling when I asked you and you said he had a wife.

00:36:53.000 He has a wife.

00:36:54.000 He's got Argyle socks.

00:36:55.000 Good thing is her pussy's in perfect condition.

00:37:00.000 It's tight as the day he met her.

00:37:03.000 Good luck getting a dime in there.

00:37:05.000 Good luck.

00:37:06.000 I pity the dime who tries to get into that pussy hole.

00:37:09.000 That is hilarious.

00:37:11.000 Got a factory stock vagina.

00:37:14.000 His smile is the worst.

00:37:16.000 He goes, he's an SCTV character.

00:37:20.000 He looks like John Leguizamo in spawn, like spooky.

00:37:24.000 That's scary.

00:37:26.000 Yeah, the smile looks like a kid when you tell like a five-year-old smile and they're like, fuck you.

00:37:30.000 You don't want to smile?

00:37:31.000 Yeah.

00:37:31.000 Okay, so go back.

00:37:33.000 Now that we've had the proper context, look at his fucking makeup.

00:37:36.000 He did his own makeup.

00:37:38.000 I love you have two people doing their own makeup.

00:37:42.000 One looks like a gay raspberry and the other looks like a pussy fart.

00:37:47.000 Our chief media correspondent and host of reliable sources, Brian Stelter, joins me now.

00:37:51.000 Brian, this is hardly the first time Tucker Carlson, and I'm not sure why he spells Tucker with just one K sometimes, has been accused of racist remarks, but will do anything.

00:38:04.000 Will Fox do anything this time about what he's doing over there?

00:38:09.000 There is no indication that Fox will do a thing.

00:38:12.000 Tucker Carlson is untouchable.

00:38:13.000 He's invincible because he is such a highly rated host for Fox News.

00:38:18.000 He is increasingly the face of Fox News.

00:38:21.000 So the Murdochs tolerate everything.

00:38:23.000 Not just tolerate, they embrace it.

00:38:25.000 It's been more than 20 years to the head of Fox News calling for Carlson to go.

00:38:32.000 Fox has not publicly responded to that letter.

00:38:35.000 The ADL has not heard anything about what I'm aware of.

00:38:38.000 I like how they think it's a big deal that the ADL sent out a letter.

00:38:44.000 But as you said, there is a history to these comments.

00:38:47.000 They can't be viewed in isolation.

00:38:49.000 Here are some examples of Carlson in the past talking about the same rhetorical line of argument.

00:38:58.000 This may be a lot of things this moment we're living through, but it is definitely not about black lives.

00:39:03.000 And remember that when they come for you, and at this rate, they will.

00:39:07.000 If you were to assemble a list, a hierarchy of concerns or problems this country faces, where would white supremacy be on the list?

00:39:14.000 Right up there with Russia, probably.

00:39:16.000 It's irrelevant.

00:39:16.000 It's actually not a real problem in America.

00:39:18.000 Correct.

00:39:19.000 White supremacy, that's the problem.

00:39:20.000 This is a hoax.

00:39:22.000 Just like the Russian hoax.

00:39:23.000 It's a conspiracy theory.

00:39:24.000 In the year 2000, Hazelton's population was 2% Hispanic.

00:39:28.000 Just 16 years later, Hazelton is majority Hispanic.

00:39:32.000 That's a lot of change.

00:39:34.000 How would you feel if that happened in your neighborhood?

00:39:36.000 What's wrong with that?

00:39:37.000 Please, if you're out there, Mexicans, please change Jim Acosta's neighborhood and Brian Stettler's neighborhood to 60% Hispanic.

00:39:47.000 I'm begging you, please.

00:39:50.000 Because that's all he's just said.

00:39:51.000 He said, how would you feel?

00:39:53.000 That would be a very different neighborhood you'd be living in.

00:39:56.000 The schools would be very different.

00:39:59.000 They'd have totally different standards.

00:40:01.000 Drunk driving would become a thing.

00:40:04.000 If it was Swedish, Tommy Robinson grew up in Luton when it was maybe 2% to 5% Muslim.

00:40:10.000 It's now over 50% Muslim.

00:40:12.000 It's unrecognizable, and he can't walk down that street.

00:40:18.000 It's a thing.

00:40:19.000 Even if it was German or Swedish, he'd be like, what's going on?

00:40:23.000 Where did I move?

00:40:24.000 Strange.

00:40:28.000 And that's the face of Fox News.

00:40:30.000 He's also the poster child for what Van Jones called five years ago the white lash, this white resistance to a changing country.

00:40:38.000 Tucker Carlson, you know, that is very much his.

00:40:41.000 Stop.

00:40:42.000 When race came up in Tucker's statement, he said, and I quote, no, no, no.

00:40:48.000 And then their response is, yes, yes, yes.

00:40:51.000 He keeps injecting race into it.

00:40:53.000 He pulled race out of it, and you crowbar it back in.

00:40:59.000 And he has a lot of viewers who seem to be with him, and Fox is not going to take any action against him.

00:41:06.000 And Brian, and I'm sure there are folks whose heads are exploding just seeing you and I talking about the subject together.

00:41:13.000 But let's talk about some of this.

00:41:16.000 Help people understand.

00:41:17.000 Did my parents make Brian Steller in the kettle?

00:41:20.000 Dangerous this idea of replacement theory is.

00:41:24.000 It was actually the driving force in some recent mass shootings.

00:41:29.000 Christchurch in New Zealand and closer to home here in the States, the El Paso attack at the Walmart in 2019.

00:41:37.000 Both killers in both those cases referred to replacement theory in their so-called manifestos.

00:41:44.000 This is a fringe of white supremacists.

00:41:46.000 Did you know, what was his name?

00:41:48.000 Faran Tauhid just killed himself.

00:41:51.000 The family had a mass suicide, and there's no link for it.

00:41:55.000 They cited the office as what motivated them.

00:41:59.000 Christ Church, the Christ Church shooting also cited Pootie Pie.

00:42:04.000 Should we, is Puddie Pie dangerous?

00:42:07.000 So whatever's in this manifesto is dangerous and should be stopped.

00:42:10.000 Okay.

00:42:10.000 Do you really want to play that game?

00:42:13.000 Because the office has got to go.

00:42:14.000 The office is killing people.

00:42:17.000 Pootie pie's got to go.

00:42:19.000 Sorry, go back.

00:42:23.000 This idea that is unfortunately being mainstreamed by the likes of Tucker Carlson.

00:42:28.000 And he knows exactly what he's doing because he said on the air on Thursday, no, no, no, that's not what I'm talking about.

00:42:35.000 As he literally repeated the exact same concept.

00:42:39.000 He seems afraid that somehow people of color are going to replace him in the voting rolls, that his vote's going to be diluted by newspaper.

00:42:51.000 He's scared of foreigners replacing him in the voting polls.

00:42:56.000 And the fact that they're a different color isn't relevant.

00:42:59.000 The fact is that they were imported just to do that.

00:43:02.000 That's why we hate voter fraud.

00:43:04.000 Exact same thing.

00:43:06.000 We don't care about the race of the frauds.

00:43:08.000 We care that something is being done that is not part of the American system.

00:43:12.000 Importing illegals and having them vote is not part of our system.

00:43:17.000 Also the country.

00:43:19.000 But the story of America is a story.

00:43:20.000 When kids turn 18, they're going to replace Carlson's own children.

00:43:24.000 Yeah, I mean, yeah, exactly.

00:43:26.000 When kids turn 18, they're going to replace older voters who pass on.

00:43:31.000 Same exact concept.

00:43:34.000 Came to the Capitol attack.

00:43:35.000 This might be the most ridiculous line of BS yet from Tucker Carlson.

00:43:41.000 Let's listen.

00:43:43.000 They didn't have guns, but a lot of them had extremely dangerous ideas.

00:43:47.000 They talked about the Constitution, something called their rights.

00:43:50.000 Neither Lisa Eisenhardt nor her son damaged any property at the Capitol or committed any violence.

00:43:55.000 They just walked in to what we used to refer to as the people's house.

00:43:58.000 Some perspective, please.

00:44:02.000 It's just inexplicable.

00:44:05.000 I can't explain what he's doing.

00:44:09.000 Did you see the footage of them in the Capitol?

00:44:11.000 Did you see the guy with the horns meandering in, going, hey, dude?

00:44:14.000 And then the cops going, could you guys get out of here?

00:44:16.000 It wasn't a storming so much as it was a meandering.

00:44:20.000 And we're going to get to this in a second.

00:44:22.000 Antifa, just jump to 2.7.

00:44:24.000 You want to see Dangerous?

00:44:26.000 And let's see Jim Acosta and Turgid Tattletale cover this.

00:44:29.000 Not only did they try to burn down, this is 2.7, burn down an ice building in Portland, which why are Portland Antifa people so obsessed with immigrants' rights?

00:44:41.000 Mexicans don't like the Pacific Northwest.

00:44:44.000 It rains every day.

00:44:45.000 It's freezing.

00:44:46.000 It's not really their cup of tea.

00:44:48.000 Are there any illegals in fucking Portland?

00:44:51.000 How many?

00:44:52.000 It's not exactly El Paso.

00:44:55.000 But not only did they try to burn down the building, they tried to lock the officers inside and murder them, burn them alive in the building.

00:45:11.000 This is terrorism.

00:45:13.000 Textbook definition.

00:45:15.000 The January 6th meandering of the Capitol was stupid, bratty.

00:45:22.000 It was not apocalyptic.

00:45:23.000 There are words to describe what happened there.

00:45:27.000 And about 1% of the people there were involved in property damage, breaking the windows to get in.

00:45:33.000 The rest was meandering.

00:45:36.000 What's this?

00:45:38.000 Where's that in my notes?

00:45:39.000 Oh, this is the first slide in that.

00:45:42.000 So, FBI says, can you locate some of these people on January 6th?

00:45:46.000 And Elijah replied, Antifi tried to burn down a federal building in Portland last night, intentionally trapping ICE officers inside.

00:45:52.000 And the FBI's response is still tweeting pictures to identify people from January 6th.

00:45:57.000 They also never caught the pipe bomber.

00:46:00.000 How the fuck?

00:46:01.000 And they didn't try.

00:46:02.000 That's the part I don't get.

00:46:03.000 Can we see some grainy photos of like the guy wandering away?

00:46:09.000 Why is that not being investigated?

00:46:12.000 I think because it was bipartisan.

00:46:14.000 It was a bomb on both sides.

00:46:15.000 If it had been just a bomb with the DNC, that would have been juicy.

00:46:19.000 And he had a MAGA hat on.

00:46:20.000 All right, now I got to find him.

00:46:21.000 But the fact that it was also at the GOP headquarters, it's not sexy.

00:46:26.000 I'm not going to invest.

00:46:26.000 I only investigate sexy crimes.

00:46:28.000 Sexy crimes unit.

00:46:30.000 Dong-dong.

00:46:31.000 Yo, so there was some sexy stuff that happened here.

00:46:34.000 It's iced tea.

00:46:35.000 I know.

00:46:36.000 Go back.

00:46:38.000 I heard a good bit.

00:46:39.000 Was it Nate Pergazzi or John Mulaney talking about Iced T?

00:46:43.000 He's in the sex crimes unit, and he's like, wait a minute here.

00:46:46.000 You're trying to tell me some guy gets off watching little girls go pee?

00:46:52.000 He's like, yeah, that is.

00:46:53.000 You're in the sex crimes unit, eh?

00:46:54.000 Iced T?

00:46:55.000 You're probably get used to perverts.

00:46:58.000 Every day is his first day.

00:47:00.000 That was the whole bit.

00:47:01.000 You know, as in piss porn?

00:47:05.000 What are you doing now?

00:47:06.000 You're jumping ahead here.

00:47:08.000 Oh, this one was...

00:47:09.000 We've seen all that.

00:47:10.000 I know.

00:47:11.000 So go back to the Turgid Titletale.

00:47:13.000 Oh, go, go, try.

00:47:16.000 I got to find my titletale.

00:47:19.000 Okay, it is 1-9.

00:47:22.000 We're not done.

00:47:25.000 And you know, like, there are segments.

00:47:28.000 It's really just me.

00:47:30.000 Probably seven people, seven to 12 worked on this segment.

00:47:36.000 Maybe when you add editors and everything, an army put this together.

00:47:42.000 Together?

00:47:43.000 Somehow, people of color are going to replace him in the voting roles.

00:47:50.000 That his vote's going to be diluted by new arrivals of the country.

00:47:56.000 The story of America is a story.

00:47:58.000 When kids turn 18, they're going to be a little bit more.

00:47:59.000 No, no, no.

00:47:59.000 Play it for the record, Brian.

00:48:01.000 The story of the country is open the doors to people eager to come here with their papers.

00:48:08.000 At Ellis Island, if you don't have your proper papers, you're turned away.

00:48:11.000 You're put back on the boat.

00:48:13.000 If you're sick, you're put back on the boat.

00:48:16.000 Then you close the doors.

00:48:17.000 Let everyone assimilate for a few years.

00:48:19.000 Open, close, open, close.

00:48:21.000 1973, someone broke the doors off and they haven't been replaced.

00:48:24.000 And now we have people pouring in who openly hate us.

00:48:28.000 And as far as the Mexicans coming across the border, most of them are totally indifferent to American culture.

00:48:33.000 They just want to make more money than they were making in Mexico.

00:48:38.000 Yeah, I mean, yeah.

00:48:38.000 The story of this country is legal citizenship, not illegal citizenship.

00:48:43.000 When kids turn 18, they're going to replace a job.

00:48:46.000 No, it's after that.

00:48:50.000 They didn't have guns, but a lot of them had extremely dangerous ideas.

00:48:53.000 They talked about some perspective, please.

00:48:56.000 20 years ago, 9-11 truthers were rightly condemned across the political spectrum.

00:49:01.000 But now, 20 years later, riot truthers, people that are in denial about the riot, are getting airtime on prime time in Fox News.

00:49:08.000 I'm afraid this is going to get worse, Jim, as the Republican Party tries to cover up what happened on Capitol Hill that day.

00:49:14.000 Yeah.

00:49:16.000 He's just a whack job.

00:49:17.000 I mean, that's what Selter is to it.

00:49:18.000 Brian Stelter, we can keep talking on and on about this, but we won't make too many heads explode right now.

00:49:22.000 We'll do that some other time.

00:49:24.000 Brian Stelter, thanks so much.

00:49:26.000 And be sure to catch him.

00:49:27.000 What was that?

00:49:28.000 He's like, my head's bald.

00:49:30.000 He said, head can't explode.

00:49:31.000 It's bald.

00:49:31.000 No, we can explode bald heads.

00:49:33.000 Brian Stelter, thanks so much for it.

00:49:35.000 In Africa, they will explode your head to get the gold inside.

00:49:39.000 You have the egg head.

00:49:41.000 The ADL wants some fire.

00:49:42.000 So, sorry, let's see exactly what the ADL said.

00:49:44.000 2-0.

00:49:46.000 Ugh.

00:49:47.000 That made me...

00:49:48.000 Should you be on TV if it makes people's eyes bleed to look at you?

00:49:54.000 Are you hearing this squeaky desk, by the way?

00:49:58.000 Not on the mic.

00:49:59.000 Okay, that's all that matters.

00:50:01.000 So this is specifically what they said.

00:50:03.000 Tucker Carlson's replacement theory is a white supremacist tenet that the white race is in danger by a rising tide of non-whites.

00:50:11.000 It is anti-Semitic, what?

00:50:13.000 Racist and toxic.

00:50:15.000 It has informed the ideology of mass shooters in El Paso, Christchurch, and Pittsburgh.

00:50:21.000 Tucker must go.

00:50:22.000 Okay, so a replacement theory is bad.

00:50:24.000 Gotcha.

00:50:25.000 In all forms.

00:50:27.000 Because Tucker's version of it wasn't about race.

00:50:31.000 But according to Joseph Greenblatt, that's unacceptable too.

00:50:35.000 So let's see what the ADL, who sent a letter, says about the replacement theory when it comes to Israel.

00:50:43.000 Okay?

00:50:44.000 Israel needs to open their borders and become an Islamic state.

00:50:48.000 Would the ADL be okay with that?

00:50:50.000 Yeah, what if everyone in Israel discovered that their country had changed and diluted and been replaced?

00:50:55.000 And now it's 60% Palestinian.

00:50:58.000 And here's what they have to say about that.

00:50:59.000 Click on that one there with the red underlines.

00:51:04.000 It is unrealistic and unacceptable to expect the state of Israel to voluntarily subvert its own sovereign existence and nationalist identity.

00:51:14.000 That's big.

00:51:15.000 And become a vulnerable minority within what was once its own territory.

00:51:22.000 You see, this is why law enforcement doesn't pay attention to the ADL and the SPLC anymore.

00:51:27.000 They're no longer credible sources.

00:51:29.000 They are partisan activist groups.

00:51:32.000 They are Antifa with a tie on, and they're full of shit.

00:51:39.000 Again, here's the same.

00:51:40.000 This might be the same thing, 2-2.

00:51:43.000 I said 2-2.

00:51:46.000 2-2.

00:51:50.000 Click on that.

00:51:54.000 Furthermore, binationalism, you mean like Hispanics and whites.

00:52:00.000 They're promoting here more like quadrinationalism, but binationalism is unworkable given the current realities and historical.

00:52:08.000 I can't, can you move it over a bit?

00:52:10.000 Animosities with historically high birth rates among the Palestinians.

00:52:14.000 Oh, here they are saying it again, exactly the same thing in a different way.

00:52:17.000 And a possible influx of Palestinian refugees and their descendants now living around the world.

00:52:22.000 Jews would quickly be a minority within a binational state, thus likely ending any semblance of equal representation and protections.

00:52:30.000 Joseph Greenbaut, you fucking cuck.

00:52:35.000 Thus likely, blah, blah, in this situation, the Jewish population would be increasingly, politically, and potentially physically vulnerable.

00:52:42.000 Oh, like MS-13?

00:52:44.000 It is unrealistic and unacceptable to expect the state of it.

00:52:46.000 And there we have the thing that we just read.

00:52:48.000 And here we have in 2-3 the left bragging.

00:52:51.000 Julian Castro bragging about the replacement truth, not a theory, where they say it's a very effective tool.

00:53:00.000 Click on that first one.

00:53:03.000 Castro brothers predict Texas will turn to blue state soon.

00:53:08.000 You know, like voters being replaced.

00:53:11.000 And what does he say to that?

00:53:13.000 On CBS Face the Nation, the prominent Texas Democrats also said that President Barack Obama and Congress should tackle the economy, education, immigration reform, and gun laws this year.

00:53:24.000 It's changing.

00:53:25.000 It's going to become a purple state, then a blue state, because of the demographics.

00:53:32.000 Because of the population from folks coming from outside Texas, Julianne Castro conceded.

00:53:41.000 And here's 2-4, where this other bitch admits it.

00:53:47.000 Another liberal.

00:53:48.000 Oh, sorry, though.

00:53:49.000 This is the red elephants guy saying it's just a fact that whites are becoming a minority.

00:53:54.000 And that's what I'm saying.

00:53:55.000 It's just that it's not something that drives people per se.

00:54:00.000 It's the cultural changes that come when you open borders just, and you're inviting people here just to vote.

00:54:09.000 That's the other thing.

00:54:09.000 That's why liberals are for open borders.

00:54:11.000 Do you think the DNC would talk about kids in cages if they tended to vote Republican?

00:54:16.000 I don't know why they don't, by the way.

00:54:17.000 They're all pro-life.

00:54:18.000 They're all Catholic.

00:54:20.000 They're all homophobes.

00:54:22.000 Why are they not more conservative?

00:54:24.000 Anyway, 2-5.

00:54:28.000 Wait, is that it?

00:54:30.000 No.

00:54:32.000 Look at this.

00:54:33.000 Tucker is coy.

00:54:34.000 This is a liberal, Harvard CNN.

00:54:36.000 Tucker is coy because he's also correct.

00:54:39.000 Replacement is occurring.

00:54:40.000 Young white men today are the last generations of Americans born when Caucasian births outnumbered those of non-whites.

00:54:45.000 This trend will continue.

00:54:47.000 See, so she agrees with that.

00:54:49.000 And it animates the racist violence.

00:54:51.000 That's what I disagree with.

00:54:52.000 Racist violence, the racist violence in this country is black on everyone else.

00:54:56.000 Yeah, there'll be tons of videos where they're like, oh, your white people are going to be bred out of extinction.

00:55:01.000 Yeah.

00:55:01.000 Remember them saying that in Germany?

00:55:03.000 That's a thing.

00:55:04.000 That Jap chick did?

00:55:05.000 She was like, I'm going to have love with your babies.

00:55:08.000 Oh, yeah, I'm going to make all your babies Asian.

00:55:10.000 Yeah, let's do it.

00:55:11.000 So they could say.

00:55:12.000 What a threat.

00:55:13.000 They fuck my perfect little college pussy.

00:55:16.000 My Brian Stettler's pussy.

00:55:18.000 No, dude, this bitch I fucked the other night.

00:55:20.000 Like, Brian Stettler's wife's pussy.

00:55:23.000 Like, it hurt my dick.

00:55:26.000 I thought I was going to lose circulation down there.

00:55:28.000 Thank God I had a boner because if it was, I put it in soft, it would have choked it.

00:55:32.000 Fucking Stettler level.

00:55:35.000 Shit, Stettler pussy, dude.

00:55:37.000 I'm going to email that to Ann Coulter.

00:55:39.000 I think she'll like it.

00:55:41.000 I don't know much about this, but apparently in California, Huntington Beach, there was a big White Lives Matter.

00:55:46.000 This is our last, the last in our racism section.

00:55:50.000 A lot happened this weekend.

00:55:54.000 Protesters clash and brawl with counterprotesters at a White Lives Matter rally.

00:55:58.000 I like how they go to a White Lives Matter rally and people are yelling, racist.

00:56:02.000 It's racist to say White Lives Matter.

00:56:04.000 And by the way, we never said the term Black Lives Matter was racist.

00:56:07.000 We said it was redundant.

00:56:09.000 So it's racist to say that White Lives Matter.

00:56:11.000 It's racist to say it.

00:56:14.000 But Black Lives Matter is a necessity.

00:56:18.000 Politicians probably love seeing the people divided to them.

00:56:21.000 It's all about their political power and how to get more of it and keep it forever.

00:56:23.000 Keep the people distracted and divided while they make speeches and grant themselves more power.

00:56:28.000 I assume the next word is power.

00:56:34.000 While getting rich.

00:56:35.000 While getting rich, yeah.

00:56:37.000 So you were researching this, Ryan.

00:56:39.000 Ryan's starting to get involved in the news, folks.

00:56:41.000 Ryan got to say that.

00:56:42.000 I just peeped this, but I noticed that they actually arrested.

00:56:45.000 See, that's why you need young people in your news.

00:56:46.000 They're keeping it.

00:56:47.000 They keep it fresh, yo.

00:56:49.000 So what'd you peep, dog?

00:56:51.000 Well, I peeped upon this little pecker, Pepper.

00:56:54.000 They arrested, they weren't just arresting, it kind of seems upsetting.

00:56:57.000 It's like, well, this is just a Black Lives Matter thing before white guys, and it doesn't seem any racist stuff's going on.

00:57:04.000 But you hear about these 12 arrests, and you assume that they arrested all the white guys, but that's not true.

00:57:08.000 They were arresting this guy for noise violation.

00:57:11.000 Because, you know, but they arrested this guy.

00:57:15.000 And so for what?

00:57:16.000 I want to know for what.

00:57:17.000 I mean, you can't arrest people even if you disagree with them.

00:57:20.000 Let's say it is some racist thing, which I don't think it was.

00:57:24.000 You can't just arrange people for having no one likes the KKK.

00:57:29.000 But in America, they have the right to do a march.

00:57:32.000 Our police protect them.

00:57:34.000 We all look at it and go, eh.

00:57:36.000 And that's that.

00:57:38.000 Them not being allowed to have a march is the apocalypse.

00:57:42.000 Right.

00:57:42.000 Same with black separatists.

00:57:44.000 Same with, I mean, Nambla, that's where you can let them march.

00:57:50.000 We're going to go fuck them up.

00:57:52.000 Right.

00:57:53.000 But, you know, hopefully that was for some sort of scrap or something like that.

00:57:57.000 I saw them chasing some dude around who they claimed had a Nazi tattoo, which was probably an Iron Cross or something.

00:58:06.000 But they wouldn't leave him alone.

00:58:07.000 They're trying to get him to fight.

00:58:08.000 And this Mexican dude was like, why do you hate me?

00:58:11.000 Beat the Nazis in World War II, essay.

00:58:14.000 And the guy was just trying to get away from him.

00:58:16.000 Oh, I see.

00:58:17.000 Have you seen that?

00:58:18.000 No, no.

00:58:19.000 That's on actual public freakouts.

00:58:22.000 Also, you know, because this happened, and I didn't agree with this.

00:58:26.000 I could just show this while I look for it.

00:58:28.000 This guy was arrested for spewing Asian threats at an undercover cop.

00:58:32.000 Remember that?

00:58:32.000 I think if I was black, that's probably how I'd have my hair.

00:58:35.000 Like basketball.

00:58:36.000 Oh, yes.

00:58:37.000 That's dope.

00:58:39.000 Very.

00:58:41.000 But yeah, if you had a magic wand and you just got rid of everyone with all the top, let's say the top 20% most racist people in the country.

00:58:52.000 There'd be almost no black people in this country.

00:58:55.000 I'm sorry.

00:58:57.000 I know you want the racists to be white rednecks with cowboy hats on.

00:59:01.000 I met them.

00:59:02.000 They're pretty cool guys.

00:59:04.000 When I talk to black people, I hear pretty horrible racist shit.

00:59:09.000 And when you look at hate crimes, they tend to be black versus everyone else.

00:59:13.000 I'm sorry.

00:59:14.000 I don't want it to be so either.

00:59:16.000 I want them to be...

00:59:16.000 I want life to be like Basquiat and Chuck D and like some black intellectual dude.

00:59:24.000 Is this it?

00:59:25.000 What's the Maya Angelou?

00:59:26.000 I like your bullshit theories, too.

00:59:29.000 This wasn't it, though.

00:59:30.000 Yes, that is it.

00:59:32.000 This guy does have a swastika.

00:59:34.000 Oh, shit.

00:59:34.000 Yeah.

00:59:36.000 He actually does.

00:59:37.000 Looks Latino to me, but I mean...

00:59:38.000 What ancestors?

00:59:43.000 The Americans fought against the Nazis.

00:59:49.000 Why do you feel it's like Freddy?

00:59:51.000 Can't be a very relaxing tattoo to have.

00:59:55.000 No.

00:59:56.000 You know, he got in prison, too.

01:00:14.000 So this guy is a scary Nazi, right?

01:00:16.000 Right.

01:00:17.000 The way they're talking to him, going, bitch, you Nazi bitch.

01:00:19.000 You're an old enough man to know that there's a honest leakage.

01:00:23.000 No, no, okay, besides that.

01:00:24.000 Besides that, you're not defending a Nazi, but can you imagine going up to a black militant separatist like this and caught talking shit to him in a Black Lives Matter rally?

01:00:35.000 You'd be killed.

01:00:36.000 This wouldn't be smart.

01:00:39.000 Oh, no, no!

01:00:42.000 So that's not an arrest, right?

01:00:43.000 That's a warrior in there.

01:00:48.000 Wait, is that the whole thing?

01:00:50.000 This is about halfway in.

01:00:53.000 Now they start following him.

01:00:55.000 Oh, yeah.

01:01:03.000 I mean, I really think we can chalk this up to...

01:01:06.000 Oh, they are arresting him.

01:01:07.000 Oh, wow.

01:01:07.000 For what?

01:01:08.000 See, that's what I have a problem.

01:01:09.000 For what?

01:01:11.000 You know, despite whether...

01:01:12.000 Yeah, but go to the beginning.

01:01:14.000 He was...

01:01:14.000 Not that...

01:01:15.000 This is awkward because we're sitting here defending that.

01:01:18.000 But there's another one where you see this.

01:01:19.000 Anyway, fuck it.

01:01:20.000 Well, you know, what do you think about this whole guy?

01:01:23.000 Because, you know, he said, I'm going to stab you or whatever.

01:01:26.000 And the fact that it's an undercover cop, that's probably why he can get away with the arrest.

01:01:29.000 But is that a verifiable threat, I suppose?

01:01:32.000 Or is it the hate speech?

01:01:35.000 Because he called him...

01:01:36.000 Well, see, this is the beauty of we have laws for this.

01:01:40.000 Yes, go back to China is a horrible thing to say.

01:01:43.000 But you shouldn't get arrested for that.

01:01:44.000 You shouldn't get arrested for that.

01:01:45.000 It has to be a credible threat.

01:01:47.000 People say that, I'm going to slap the holy piss at you and stab you in the face.

01:01:50.000 Okay, I think that is a credible threat.

01:01:52.000 If he has to do that.

01:01:53.000 Especially if it's in person.

01:01:54.000 I talked to cops about this, and they said it's all about plausibility.

01:01:57.000 So if I tweet, you're fucking dead, bitch, and I'm 3,000 miles away, I'm not going to get on a plane.

01:02:03.000 It doesn't look plausible.

01:02:05.000 If I have a reputation for stabbing people, I'm near you, and I say, I'm going to stab you, just like I stabbed these other people.

01:02:11.000 That's very plausible.

01:02:13.000 Even if you don't have a knife on you, you're not going to be able to do it.

01:02:15.000 I don't know.

01:02:16.000 I don't know.

01:02:17.000 Interesting.

01:02:17.000 All right, we're still only doing on this entire episode hot news, like breaking news.

01:02:24.000 This whole show is things that have happened in the past two days.

01:02:28.000 And there's still tons to do.

01:02:30.000 A lot of shit this week.

01:02:36.000 Neither have I. Look at these fucking horrible weak losers.

01:02:43.000 So we won't spend any time on this, but you know Black Lives Matter is, right?

01:02:47.000 This woman who co-founded Black Lives Matter, the lesbian, we talked about her a million times, the trained Marxist.

01:02:53.000 She's got some black lover.

01:02:55.000 And she has four or five homes ranging from $500,000 to $1.4 million in Topanka Canyon.

01:03:03.000 Beautiful homes.

01:03:04.000 This is, I mean, we all knew this, right?

01:03:06.000 We didn't think the money was going to black college funds or anything real.

01:03:10.000 We knew it was all a scam.

01:03:12.000 So if you're surprised by this, I'm surprised by your naivete.

01:03:16.000 One of her homes has an airplane hanger.

01:03:19.000 Wow.

01:03:20.000 Just a little runway, just in case you want to fly there.

01:03:25.000 Talk to her.

01:03:26.000 So if you are not familiar with that story, it's front page of the post.

01:03:29.000 Come on, get with it.

01:03:31.000 But this kid was shot in Minnesota.

01:03:34.000 That's Minneapolis, right?

01:03:36.000 And people are going to nudge him.

01:03:38.000 I don't know the story.

01:03:39.000 I've seen a lot of pictures of him with a gun and waving money around.

01:03:43.000 So the story is that he got pulled over.

01:03:46.000 He had a warrant.

01:03:46.000 He's messing with cops.

01:03:48.000 And then he tore off and he was driving recklessly.

01:03:50.000 He could have killed someone with the car and they shot at the car.

01:03:53.000 There's this misunderstanding that you're not allowed to shoot someone in the back.

01:03:57.000 If someone is heading towards a crowd and they have a gun or they even have a knife or they seem like they're a threat to this crowd, you can shoot them in the back.

01:04:22.000 I just stopped him.

01:04:23.000 He shot him in the ear.

01:04:24.000 All he was trying to do was throw a giant rock at them and kill them.

01:04:27.000 Okay, this is why I love this clip.

01:04:29.000 Look at that, whatever that is.

01:04:32.000 That little, is it a lesbian or a beta male?

01:04:34.000 I can't tell, but look at that little cuck with the glasses holding the police back.

01:04:40.000 See, this is the problem is the fucking arrogance of the weak.

01:04:46.000 The weak are so, the weak are surprisingly powerful, but they're not as powerful as they think they are, especially physical strength.

01:04:52.000 Look at this.

01:04:53.000 Look at, I'm going to say it's a her.

01:04:54.000 Transmasculine, I'd say.

01:04:56.000 Get back, pigs.

01:04:57.000 Get back before I fucking kick all your asses, even though you're in SWAT gear.

01:05:02.000 The real power is like, I'm standing in front of you, so if you hit me, you'll be known as the cop who hit whatever the fuck I am.

01:05:10.000 They seem to be obeying her, though.

01:05:12.000 Yeah.

01:05:12.000 Because I don't think they want the, you know.

01:05:15.000 They're going to lose their pensions.

01:05:16.000 Look at that guy just dancing.

01:05:18.000 Y'all don't want the smoke.

01:05:19.000 Fighting the cops.

01:05:20.000 Fighting the cops.

01:05:21.000 So the story on, that's all we know about Dante.

01:05:24.000 I don't know if it's going to blow up.

01:05:25.000 Remember in New Rochelle, just north of us in the Bronx, or north of our new studio, there was a guy who got shot by the cops.

01:05:33.000 And I heard that cops told me that the locals were putting guns in trees because they were going to have a vigil.

01:05:40.000 And if anyone showed up, any cops showed up to fuck with the vigil, they're going to grab the guns because you don't want to be caught with a gun.

01:05:46.000 They're going to shoot the pigs.

01:05:48.000 Right?

01:05:49.000 But no one showed up to the vigil.

01:05:51.000 The guy was a fucking asshole.

01:05:53.000 And he probably raped someone's sister.

01:05:55.000 He just got out of prison.

01:05:56.000 So I bet everyone in the community had been fucked over by him at least once.

01:05:58.000 And they were like, fucking.

01:06:00.000 And you know why the cops shot him?

01:06:02.000 He pointed a gun to a cop's head and pulled the trigger.

01:06:06.000 Now, it didn't go off because during the chase, he fell.

01:06:09.000 And his, whatever you call it, magazine, whatever, clip came out of his Glock.

01:06:15.000 Wow.

01:06:15.000 So there were no bullets came out when he pulled the trigger.

01:06:18.000 He could have chambered one, too.

01:06:19.000 So that's double lucky.

01:06:21.000 You don't need the clip to.

01:06:21.000 So the cop was like, fuck you.

01:06:23.000 Don't shoot me.

01:06:24.000 Like Louis C.K. If murder was illegal, a lot of people would be dead.

01:06:29.000 I hate Sheila.

01:06:30.000 She's a bitch.

01:06:32.000 The way he shoots that gun, if you can find it.

01:06:34.000 That should be a drop.

01:06:35.000 I need to see that.

01:06:37.000 Fuck you, Sheila.

01:06:38.000 The way he has like a little gun and he kind of shoots it in a gay way, like down through her tits or something.

01:06:43.000 Yeah.

01:06:44.000 If murder was legal, you should look up.

01:06:48.000 Okay.

01:06:49.000 That should be a drop.

01:06:52.000 I don't know when to use it, but.

01:06:55.000 And just when we hate someone, I guess?

01:06:58.000 Yeah, I don't.

01:07:01.000 I mean, what am I?

01:07:03.000 Killed a few people.

01:07:04.000 I don't know.

01:07:06.000 I'd love to think, oh, I would never do that.

01:07:08.000 But we really need the law against murder.

01:07:11.000 For one simple reason.

01:07:13.000 The law against murder is the number one thing preventing murder.

01:07:19.000 Murder.

01:07:20.000 Murder.

01:07:21.000 We'd like to think it's because like, oh, I would never do that.

01:07:23.000 No, it's because it really sucks getting caught murdering.

01:07:27.000 A lot.

01:07:29.000 If murder was legal.

01:07:31.000 Or just a misdemeanor.

01:07:34.000 Like you get a thing in the mail.

01:07:36.000 Ah, shit, they had a camera there.

01:07:48.000 If murder was legal, there would be so much murder.

01:07:52.000 Regular people would murder.

01:07:54.000 Here we go.

01:07:55.000 Murderers would murder even more.

01:07:58.000 And then really nice, sweet people would murder a few people.

01:08:03.000 But nobody would murder no people.

01:08:05.000 No few.

01:08:07.000 I think it's here.

01:08:07.000 I'm looking for the action.

01:08:19.000 Put your murdered child in the red bag with a logo of a murdered kid on it.

01:08:26.000 Next to the other logo that tells you that you have to clean up your kids when you kill them because it's gross.

01:08:31.000 This is an anti-fess.

01:08:33.000 You have to clean up.

01:08:37.000 If murder was legal, there wouldn't be a lot of murder.

01:08:41.000 You'd be, you know, you go to a mall, there'd be like eight different moms in the mall.

01:08:44.000 Just, I told you to stop it.

01:08:47.000 This has to be the miss, right?

01:08:49.000 This is the mess.

01:08:49.000 You told her to go right there.

01:08:52.000 We got a ghost.

01:08:59.000 I guess I'll find it on my own time.

01:09:05.000 That is a whole bunch of horrible thoughts right in a row.

01:09:09.000 Well, we'll get another day.

01:09:14.000 So that's how it's looking now.

01:09:15.000 So I don't know if Dante's going to be a big thing.

01:09:18.000 I was saying to a friend today, I go, it looks like it wasn't a matter of an innocent kid.

01:09:24.000 He goes, it doesn't matter.

01:09:26.000 Who cares if he was innocent or not?

01:09:27.000 That's not how these riots work.

01:09:29.000 Why are you imposing logic into any of this?

01:09:34.000 And then there's this other big story with this army lieutenant not cooperating.

01:09:45.000 So I don't know this story.

01:09:48.000 Can you be signed into shit, please?

01:09:53.000 Listen!

01:09:54.000 Take off your seatbelt and get out of the car!

01:09:58.000 Look, I'm just gonna just...

01:10:00.000 You're gonna do what you're told!

01:10:01.000 Get out of the car!

01:10:03.000 Take your seatbelt off and get out of the car.

01:10:05.000 Take your seatbelt off.

01:10:07.000 Get your out.

01:10:09.000 Take your seatbelt off and get out of the car.

01:10:10.000 Get your house.

01:10:11.000 Don't be chilling there, Daniel.

01:10:12.000 Don't reach your lemon.

01:10:14.000 Please.

01:10:15.000 See, again, we see it at the end.

01:10:17.000 After the guy's been pepper sprayed and he doesn't want any trouble because he can't see anything.

01:10:24.000 Don't get in the back, Daniel.

01:10:26.000 Don't get joking, right?

01:10:27.000 Get out of the car!

01:10:29.000 Take your seatbelt off!

01:10:31.000 What you're a specialist corporate?

01:10:32.000 What are you?

01:10:33.000 I'm a lieutenant.

01:10:34.000 Lieutenant, get out of the car.

01:10:35.000 Take your seatbelt off and get out of the car.

01:10:38.000 You made this way more difficult than it had to be.

01:10:40.000 You just complied.

01:10:41.000 Get out of the car.

01:10:42.000 I'm a retailer.

01:10:43.000 Bert Kreischer?

01:10:44.000 Hey!

01:10:45.000 Take your seatbelt off and get out of the car.

01:10:47.000 That's Bert Kreischer.

01:10:48.000 Dude, why don't you get your seatbelt off and get out of the fucking car?

01:10:51.000 This cop was fired, by the way, for this.

01:10:53.000 Really?

01:10:53.000 Yeah.

01:10:55.000 Man, they get to.

01:10:58.000 You know, no, that's where the video ends.

01:11:00.000 But that's a bad sign.

01:11:00.000 When somebody doesn't want to get away from the car, we've seen it happen a million times.

01:11:05.000 A million times, yeah.

01:11:06.000 They start arguing and they say, I'm just gonna...

01:11:08.000 Yeah.

01:11:09.000 I'm just gonna.

01:11:09.000 And then.

01:11:10.000 Yeah.

01:11:11.000 Or the reason they don't want to leave the car is because when I leave the car, now they can look in the car and there's a gun in the car.

01:11:15.000 There's something bad in the car.

01:11:16.000 I don't want to leave the car.

01:11:17.000 So that cop is fired for that because there's bad footage of it.

01:11:20.000 Oh, that cop in Fresno was also fired too.

01:11:25.000 The Fresno cop.

01:11:26.000 Great work, Ryan.

01:11:28.000 Thank you.

01:11:29.000 Yes, that's something I've been working hard on.

01:11:31.000 Let's see if this woman responded to me.

01:11:34.000 I don't know Who that woman is?

01:11:36.000 No.

01:11:37.000 Oh.

01:11:40.000 Haley White.

01:11:41.000 All right.

01:11:42.000 So, this is juicy.

01:11:45.000 Over the weekend, a cop was fired for being a proud boy.

01:11:49.000 Now, here's the narrative in Fresno, which is Meth Head Central.

01:11:53.000 Talk to anyone around the Fresno area.

01:11:55.000 It's above Las Vegas.

01:11:57.000 I mean, above Los Angeles.

01:11:58.000 It's near Vegas.

01:11:59.000 It's where all the fucking meth heads go to die.

01:12:01.000 There's a tiny encampment that is very faggy, and that's where there's this theater called the Tower Theater.

01:12:08.000 Tower Theater doesn't have any business because no one goes to theaters anymore.

01:12:11.000 So a local church wants to buy it, right?

01:12:14.000 That's homophobic.

01:12:15.000 What?

01:12:16.000 Why?

01:12:17.000 Well, they don't support gay marriage.

01:12:20.000 Yeah.

01:12:21.000 I would say 3%, 2% of Christian churches support gay marriage.

01:12:27.000 It's not in the book.

01:12:29.000 You're not supposed to.

01:12:30.000 How many devout Christians who go to church every Sunday are pro-gay marriage?

01:12:36.000 We're talking about a fraction of percent.

01:12:38.000 So, in other words, it's a very normal group, right?

01:12:42.000 But the narrative is hate group, I'm sorry, homophobic church wants to buy this beautiful theater in the gay district, and they shouldn't be able to.

01:12:53.000 They're evil.

01:12:54.000 They're going to make all the gays feel disenfranchised.

01:12:58.000 And then one of the proud boys showed up to the protests on behalf of the church.

01:13:02.000 And one of them happened to be a cop.

01:13:05.000 So he was fired because he must be a homophobic cop.

01:13:08.000 You go, why?

01:13:09.000 Because he sports a church and churches are homophobes.

01:13:11.000 Well, that's a stretch.

01:13:12.000 And then the next element of that assumption is if there was a gay like, help, help, I'm being mugged.

01:13:18.000 The cop would go, sorry, I don't do fags.

01:13:24.000 Call a gay cop.

01:13:27.000 I'm not interested.

01:13:28.000 Contact SVU sexy crimes.

01:13:33.000 So that was, you already put up 3-2, right?

01:13:35.000 This one here.

01:13:36.000 So 3- No, that's, is that 3-2?

01:13:38.000 I showed this one.

01:13:40.000 Yeah, that's 3-2.

01:13:41.000 So follow in the order.

01:13:42.000 So 3-3, Sarah Silverman has jumped on board.

01:13:45.000 I know.

01:13:46.000 What are you doing, Ryan?

01:13:47.000 I thought that was 3-3.

01:13:48.000 3-3 is the one that's under the number 3-3.

01:13:50.000 Gotcha.

01:13:52.000 You'll notice that's a pattern in my notes.

01:13:54.000 So the 4 is the...

01:13:55.000 This is not the 3.

01:13:56.000 No, 4 is a totally different shape.

01:13:58.000 The Muslims made it a different shape when they had Christian and Jewish slaves.

01:14:01.000 Yes.

01:14:02.000 So, an anti-LGBT church, which you're anti-LGBT if you're not 100% with us.

01:14:10.000 You're either 100% with us, 100% against us.

01:14:12.000 And I saw a tweet, I don't know if it's in my notes, where they go, no, the fact that they are not just anti-gay is not enough.

01:14:18.000 They have to march with us and help us raise money like these churches.

01:14:21.000 In other words, if you don't give us money for our cause, then you're anti-me.

01:14:28.000 So a lot of people are anti-Gav because they don't hand me their money.

01:14:32.000 So an anti-LGBT church, what, called Adventure Church, is trying to buy the Tower Theater.

01:14:38.000 Sounds legitimate.

01:14:39.000 In the most LGBT-friendly area of Fresno, the Arts District, Ovs.

01:14:45.000 So it's for sale if someone wants to scoop them.

01:14:49.000 Hey, Chelsea Handler, Ellen DeGeneres, and Actually NPH.

01:14:54.000 Or maybe a GoFundMe?

01:14:56.000 Okay, go ahead.

01:14:57.000 If I was the owner, I'd say whoever has the most money can buy my theater.

01:15:00.000 What is actually NPH?

01:15:02.000 Who is that?

01:15:04.000 Let's see.

01:15:06.000 Neil Patrick Harris.

01:15:07.000 Ah, okay.

01:15:09.000 These are her.

01:15:10.000 She's calling on her rich friends.

01:15:11.000 Ew, those drawings look like those weird anime drawings you were looking at that all the perverts and creeps are.

01:15:16.000 Oh, yeah.

01:15:17.000 Yeah, that's the new style.

01:15:18.000 It's like kind of anime and just shitty.

01:15:20.000 You know, it's like they can't nail the anime style.

01:15:23.000 I went down a whole rabbit hole because that, I don't know if we're going to get to it, but that Times article about a guide to neo-pronouns, that's probably a whole batch.

01:15:34.000 That's the art they do.

01:15:35.000 It's the same kind of art.

01:15:36.000 Oh, yeah.

01:15:38.000 Oh, yeah.

01:15:38.000 It's like thick line anime.

01:15:40.000 It's like drawing for dummies, like learn to draw kind of art illustrators would use, like for a kid's catalog or something.

01:15:48.000 Very kiddie.

01:15:49.000 And so I went down a whole, I mean, probably don't have enough time, but so that guy's feed, the artist who makes this, does nothing but repost, you know, similar things like this.

01:16:00.000 And then there's like Italian racism, but they're really playing.

01:16:03.000 Now we go back.

01:16:04.000 I don't like how there's this, I'm trans, I have no pronouns, and I'm into anime, and I want to sexualize little girls and little kids.

01:16:12.000 Pedophilia seems inextrably linked into the weirdest part of homosexuality, which, by the way, attaches to this story we're in with Fresno.

01:16:19.000 So let's go back to that.

01:16:21.000 So 3-4, we learn what is anti-queer.

01:16:27.000 What defines an anti-gay church in 2021?

01:16:31.000 Well, move it over.

01:16:39.000 A church that does not perform gay marriages and that does not embrace gay leadership is not an LGBTQ affirming church.

01:16:47.000 Okay, so like, especially when you include the world, 99.9% of them.

01:16:52.000 So in other words, normal.

01:16:54.000 I mean, if you're defining a hockey player and the person fits 99.9% of the criteria, we got a hockey player.

01:17:00.000 He's not an anti-whatever the 0.1% is.

01:17:04.000 That makes them anti-LGBTQ.

01:17:06.000 Save the tower, tower to the people.

01:17:07.000 That's a good motto.

01:17:09.000 Fresno, tower district.

01:17:11.000 Yup.

01:17:12.000 Says who?

01:17:13.000 Haley White.

01:17:14.000 Now, she's the woman I've been emailing her.

01:17:18.000 Yup, if you don't believe in marriage equality, you are anti-queer.

01:17:20.000 If you discriminate against queer people getting leadership roles, you are anti-queer.

01:17:24.000 If you tell queer people they are bigots for calling out on your bullshit lies, you are hella anti-queer.

01:17:29.000 Now, Haley, I did a lot of research on.

01:17:31.000 She appears to be a fat, ugly bitch who lives with homosexuals.

01:17:35.000 And like all fag hags, her ovaries are drying up and no one's going to want to marry her.

01:17:39.000 So she's anti-marriage.

01:17:41.000 She's pro-gay marriage.

01:17:42.000 She's pro-marriage sabotage.

01:17:45.000 And she also is pro-Drag Queen Story Hour, especially involving the little kids.

01:17:53.000 Yeah, let's look at her for a second before we get to the cop.

01:17:56.000 No, no, let's do the cop.

01:17:58.000 So dude, 3-5.

01:18:00.000 So, this cop was fired because he went to these rallies.

01:18:08.000 A California police department announced Friday that it fired one of its officers for having ties to the far-right extremist group Proud Boys.

01:18:16.000 The Fresno Police Department terminated Rick Fitzgerald's employment following an investigation that began after the officer joined a Proud Boys event on March 14th.

01:18:24.000 Fitzgerald was placed on administrative leave following the incident while the department investigated, according to the statement the department shared to social media.

01:18:33.000 Couldn't they just get a robot to do that?

01:18:35.000 Yeah, that was really didactic there, dude.

01:18:37.000 Wow.

01:18:37.000 That sounds like the top 10 telling.

01:18:39.000 The top 10 guy was like, top 10 robots.

01:18:41.000 Usually I care about Proud Boys and cops and free speech, but I don't anymore.

01:18:48.000 Anyone got a caught?

01:18:51.000 So yeah, this guy was there.

01:18:52.000 They got rid of him.

01:18:53.000 And again, the premise is that if a gay man is in trouble, he won't save him, which is ridiculous and insane.

01:18:59.000 So this is one of the people behind the cause.

01:19:05.000 She denies getting him fired, but this is the group, the movement.

01:19:08.000 Haley White.

01:19:10.000 This is what we're up against, right?

01:19:13.000 And she's an Antifa supporter.

01:19:14.000 Quit trying to make Antifa did it happen.

01:19:17.000 It's not going to happen.

01:19:18.000 There's a typical tweet from her.

01:19:19.000 3-7, you can see how mentally ill she is.

01:19:21.000 She has Trump derangement syndrome.

01:19:23.000 So these are the type of people who are defining who can devote their lives to law enforcement.

01:19:28.000 Everyone keeps saying they can breathe again.

01:19:31.000 Like, I want to be part of that so bad.

01:19:33.000 But I'm seeing our new administration has already accomplished and undone so much today.

01:19:38.000 But still, my chest is so tight and anxiety is still so high.

01:19:42.000 Anyone else?

01:19:45.000 You're not getting fucked, Haley.

01:19:48.000 Here's what Haley, I'm going to email her this too.

01:19:50.000 Just fucking lose some weight.

01:19:54.000 Wear high heels three times a week.

01:19:56.000 That's it.

01:19:57.000 And not even like 24 hours for those three days.

01:20:02.000 Wear a bit of makeup a lot of the time.

01:20:05.000 And you will find a date.

01:20:08.000 You will get married.

01:20:08.000 You don't have to sit and rail against marriage like some bitter ditched spinster.

01:20:16.000 Here's a fun movie she made about Drag Queen Story Hour.

01:20:20.000 This seems to be a big focus of hers.

01:20:24.000 Okay, let's go.

01:20:25.000 She calls herself a filmmaker.

01:20:27.000 And this is the quality of film she makes.

01:20:31.000 Feet cropped.

01:20:33.000 Nice shot.

01:20:35.000 So now we're recording.

01:20:36.000 There's everybody behind us.

01:20:38.000 Wave everybody.

01:20:39.000 This is how we did it.

01:20:41.000 Doesn't look very diverse.

01:20:43.000 Aren't there any black people on your crew?

01:20:46.000 Does that work?

01:20:47.000 Yeah.

01:20:48.000 All right.

01:20:49.000 Anything else you need?

01:20:50.000 You got it figured out?

01:20:51.000 Now let's go introduce you to some potential predators.

01:20:53.000 Scarlett, and let's talk about drag queens.

01:20:57.000 Yeah, when you're old enough.

01:20:59.000 Okay, I'll tell you all about them when you're 18.

01:21:00.000 They're perverts.

01:21:02.000 We used to go to the black and blue, which is a gay circuit party, because I'm a big fag hag predator.

01:21:09.000 And meaning adult women, obviously, you hang out with gays.

01:21:14.000 It's hard to use the word predator in this context.

01:21:17.000 And the trannies, trannies have always been around.

01:21:20.000 Trannies, drag queens, whatever you want to call them.

01:21:22.000 They would be in one little section of the dance floor and they would be like on mess, puking, slipping, falling in their puke.

01:21:28.000 You never fought them.

01:21:29.000 They will kick the shit out of you.

01:21:31.000 They've been fighting their whole lives.

01:21:33.000 They'll throw you through a fucking window, take off their shoe, and stick the heel into your temple.

01:21:38.000 Don't mess with them.

01:21:39.000 So even the gays and all of us straight guys that were there to fuck the fag eggs, we're all like, like they were in their own corner.

01:21:45.000 So you don't really want them reading stories to kids generally.

01:21:49.000 That puts you out for a fucking.

01:21:50.000 But let's see more of Haley's movie.

01:21:52.000 It's good.

01:21:58.000 Sponsored by all these people who paid me money for this movie that looks like it should have cost about 80 bucks for the iPhone 6.

01:22:06.000 What did the Bank of America give you?

01:22:10.000 All her sponsors chipped in.

01:22:12.000 It looks like $11 each.

01:22:15.000 Leanne Price, Jelani DeLion, Nadia Sky, and of course Maximus G. It's usually porn terms.

01:22:26.000 Story Queens, scene one, marker.

01:22:28.000 What made you want to bring?

01:22:30.000 It's really important that kids get to know the most eccentric of the gay community.

01:22:34.000 That's not a high priority of mine.

01:22:36.000 They should know that gays exist.

01:22:38.000 They should know that you shouldn't hurt gay people, especially your fellow kids, but they know that it's not a thing.

01:22:47.000 They should know not to pick on the handicap, but they don't.

01:22:50.000 I mean, they know that.

01:22:51.000 Haley loves the shot where she's close up on something, it's out of focus, and she brings it in.

01:22:56.000 Time to Fresno.

01:22:57.000 So drugs are in the event that happens all across the nation.

01:23:01.000 It kind of teaches people that different is beautiful and the fact that we're all unique and special people and we are here really to build a more equitable Fresno for more people to have access to services and different resources.

01:23:14.000 How do you think taking pride in the shitty set?

01:23:17.000 Storytime would have helped you when you were a kid.

01:23:20.000 The drag culture is so part of the LGBT plus community that it would have been cool to see these different role model figures outside of their normal seat.

01:23:29.000 They're not even meant to, like, they don't want to be role models.

01:23:32.000 They're almost like punks.

01:23:33.000 They're like the punk rockers of the gay community.

01:23:36.000 They're meant to be on the outskirts.

01:23:39.000 No punk rocker goes, I hope kids see me and they want to be me one day and get cone spikes and studs in their jacket.

01:23:46.000 You're trying, it's like, fuck you, society.

01:23:50.000 They're basically minstrels of women.

01:23:52.000 They're mocking women.

01:23:55.000 That's a fuck you to women.

01:23:57.000 Yeah, we're drag queens.

01:23:59.000 Yeah, we know we're not sexy.

01:24:01.000 We know we're not feminine.

01:24:02.000 Fuck you.

01:24:03.000 We know we're faggots.

01:24:04.000 It's a very fuck you kind of a punk rock thing.

01:24:07.000 I know I sound like I'm complimenting it.

01:24:09.000 I almost am, but I don't want it near kids.

01:24:12.000 Actively involved in the community that they loved.

01:24:15.000 Like kids don't need to know about punk rockers.

01:24:16.000 Anyway, he says a bunch of dumb shit and then go a little farther down.

01:24:19.000 How about that music?

01:24:20.000 Ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding.

01:24:24.000 Farther in in the vid?

01:24:26.000 Yeah.

01:24:26.000 They're really here to get it.

01:24:28.000 She's here for the first time.

01:24:34.000 Oh, hi, Scarlett.

01:24:35.000 Hello.

01:24:35.000 Oh, no, that's new.

01:24:37.000 hug her close with your tits.

01:24:40.000 Thank you.

01:24:41.000 What do you think?

01:24:41.000 Is it a huge transformation?

01:24:43.000 Yes, it is amazing.

01:24:45.000 Let me introduce you to some friends.

01:24:46.000 We have Matt.

01:24:46.000 Imagine what these homos get up to in the mess capital of America.

01:24:51.000 Like, you think that gays get up to some crazy threesomes and foursomes.

01:24:54.000 How about ninesomes?

01:24:57.000 Four-day benders.

01:25:00.000 I love it.

01:25:00.000 Let me give you a twirl.

01:25:01.000 Ready?

01:25:03.000 So also in this video, she sits down with a guy putting on his makeup.

01:25:06.000 Anyway, this is why this is a problem, Haley.

01:25:10.000 A member of the group who got that cop fired.

01:25:14.000 3-9.

01:25:18.000 Houston Public Library admits registered child sex offender read to kids in drag swing story time.

01:25:24.000 This is not an anomaly.

01:25:26.000 This happens all the time.

01:25:27.000 So just to be clear here, her group got a cop fired.

01:25:31.000 He can no longer protect people.

01:25:33.000 He's out.

01:25:35.000 Yet her focus and her friend's focus is drag queens who have a predilection, it appears, for molesting children.

01:25:45.000 What is this subhead there?

01:25:47.000 A media spokesperson for the library confirmed one of these drag queens, Tatanya Malanina, is Alberto Garza, a 32-year-old child sex offender.

01:25:57.000 Now, we keep reporting on these every time they hit the news.

01:25:59.000 I think we're at seven now.

01:26:01.000 That's a lot.

01:26:03.000 Imagine seven Proud Boys had fucked kids.

01:26:07.000 I would never mention the group ever again.

01:26:12.000 Here's a disturbing one.

01:26:14.000 Look at 4-0.

01:26:21.000 Drag queen story, our activist arrested for child porn, still living with his adopted kids.

01:26:26.000 When the adoptive judge is a Democrat, darling, his arrest on seven counts of possession of child pornography receives Narry a Whisper from the lefty adoption police.

01:26:35.000 Now, you know the comeback for that from the left is he was just a sponsor and a supporter.

01:26:41.000 He never actually read a story to kids.

01:26:44.000 Oh, he's just part of the Drag Queen Story Hour community.

01:26:47.000 Kind of like Haley White.

01:26:52.000 So let me just read you the letter I wrote her.

01:26:55.000 Well, no, no, we can do that in the mailbag, I guess.

01:26:57.000 Yeah, let's jump to the mailbag after we do this next one.

01:26:59.000 4-1.

01:27:00.000 So this is, I think, her roommate.

01:27:02.000 I was stalking them all morning.

01:27:05.000 Megs or something?

01:27:07.000 So this is what started it all.

01:27:09.000 This is what got the cop fired.

01:27:11.000 What does it say?

01:27:13.000 It says, our protest has been overrun with...

01:27:18.000 If you feel comfortable in joining us, we are out here until noon on the northeast corner of Olive and Wishing.

01:27:24.000 Okay, so you had a rally.

01:27:26.000 You said, fuck this church, they can't buy it.

01:27:28.000 And then people showed up who support the church, or at least don't support you, and said, you're not the only voice here.

01:27:34.000 This is what got the cop fired.

01:27:37.000 I like how the cops are just standing around aimlessly looking past the crowds in a daze instead of forming a line to protect the people.

01:27:43.000 What are you doing?

01:27:45.000 To protect the people who had the right and permission to be on that lot.

01:27:52.000 Disgusting, so upsetting to see this shit in our area.

01:27:56.000 But unfortunately, not too surprising.

01:27:58.000 They always say that.

01:27:59.000 I can't say I'm surprised.

01:28:00.000 What were the cops supposed to do?

01:28:02.000 Arrest everyone for not supporting LGBT enough?

01:28:05.000 Just throw a grenade in there.

01:28:09.000 So anyway, I sent Haley a letter.

01:28:12.000 Let's jump to the mailbag.

01:28:29.000 So I said to her, Haley White, the girl we just saw, right?

01:28:35.000 Maybe we should see her face to see what she's like.

01:28:37.000 She's a, you know, typical fat spinster.

01:28:40.000 Just look up Haley White Fresno.

01:28:44.000 Should always have names and quotes.

01:28:46.000 How many times have I told you that?

01:28:48.000 There you go.

01:28:48.000 Oh.

01:28:49.000 You see there, top left?

01:28:52.000 Second one.

01:28:53.000 That sort of sums her up, right?

01:28:54.000 And you see these kind of girls and you go, tons of potential.

01:28:58.000 Just tons.

01:28:59.000 No, seriously, lose some weight.

01:29:01.000 Maybe she's a lesbian?

01:29:02.000 She doesn't seem very gay.

01:29:04.000 Though she does in that picture.

01:29:07.000 Wait.

01:29:09.000 Yeah, see, that's how she usually dresses.

01:29:12.000 Maybe she's a lesbian.

01:29:13.000 She doesn't come across that way to me.

01:29:15.000 She comes across as a hanger-on.

01:29:17.000 But if she's a lesbian, I'm sure everything's going great for her.

01:29:20.000 I mean, they're perpetually single anyway.

01:29:23.000 So I sent her this.

01:29:24.000 I said, did you get that cop fired?

01:29:26.000 I go, why?

01:29:27.000 The church opposes gay marriage.

01:29:28.000 That's pretty standard among Christian churches.

01:29:31.000 You have now prevented someone from protecting your community.

01:29:33.000 Do you honestly believe he would ignore a gay person in danger just because his church opposes gay marriage?

01:29:39.000 Are you aware of how many of these drag queen story hour readers have been arrested for pedophilia?

01:29:44.000 I think I'm up to six or seven.

01:29:46.000 You know who you call when you think a kid is in trouble?

01:29:49.000 Cops.

01:29:50.000 And then she, of course, writes back.

01:29:53.000 Oh, snarky.

01:29:55.000 I don't know who you are, but I had nothing to do with that cop getting fired.

01:29:58.000 I'm glad that dude got fired, though.

01:30:01.000 Not because of anything connected to the church.

01:30:03.000 If you did your research, you would know he was actually opposed to the sale of Tower Theater to the church, too.

01:30:10.000 Okay, so it doesn't sound like he's that much of a danger to your little gay community.

01:30:15.000 But because, as a member of groups like that, Proud Boy's Sons of 76, he embraces a far-right ideology that prevents him from serving and protecting all people equally.

01:30:25.000 I see.

01:30:27.000 But again, I had nothing to do with it.

01:30:29.000 Try emailing Dyer and Baldurama if it bothers you so much.

01:30:32.000 I don't know who they are, but I'll definitely do that.

01:30:35.000 I mean, probably the mayor and the chief of police or something.

01:30:38.000 P.S., it's adorable you think you need a censored email to talk to me.

01:30:43.000 Because my email obviously says censored.tv and she thinks I was hiding.

01:30:47.000 Oh.

01:30:48.000 And then I said, that's the name of my site.

01:30:50.000 Can you come on Skype right now to discuss?

01:30:52.000 I'm at the Gavin 2000 and I censored, I sent her censored.tv.

01:30:58.000 Did you already show the...

01:30:59.000 Yeah, you showed the Clip, right?

01:31:02.000 So that was interesting.

01:31:04.000 Wait, just making sure the same clip.

01:31:06.000 No, I mean the Ryan shut up thing.

01:31:08.000 Oh, yeah.

01:31:09.000 Yeah.

01:31:09.000 Oh, yeah.

01:31:11.000 So, yeah, Balderama is the police chief, Paco Balderama.

01:31:16.000 Paco.

01:31:17.000 No relation to Wilmer.

01:31:18.000 Balderama.

01:31:19.000 Okay.

01:31:23.000 Hi, fellas.

01:31:24.000 The pronunciation of Uighur Muslims hilariously sounds like Uyghur Muslims.

01:31:28.000 So in an appropriate connection, Arab Muslims treat the Uyghurs like this scene in Gran Torino.

01:31:34.000 And then he says, search Gran Torino best scene.

01:31:37.000 Why don't you search it, dude?

01:31:39.000 It's pretty easy, though.

01:31:41.000 Actually, you know what?

01:31:42.000 We're done.

01:31:43.000 You're punished.

01:31:45.000 Dumb kids wear KKK robes for Halloween.

01:31:47.000 I just saw this today, too, but it must be old as October is a while away.

01:31:52.000 The video is like the ending of Scooby-Doo episode, where at the end they reveal that the ghost, KKK, isn't real, which is true in 2021.

01:31:59.000 It ends up being two Hispanic girls trying to spook everyone.

01:32:03.000 Yeah, ladies, what'd you think was going to happen?

01:32:05.000 Trying to spook everyone?

01:32:06.000 That's not nice.

01:32:07.000 Spook everyone, yeah.

01:32:09.000 Spick Lates D. I mean, are you naive?

01:32:21.000 Even at a house party, that would be dangerous.

01:32:24.000 Yeah.

01:32:26.000 Imagine they slowly, they empathize now for KKK.

01:32:28.000 They're like, wow, it's really hard being them.

01:32:30.000 This event made them racist.

01:32:33.000 They get treated very poorly.

01:32:37.000 They're for KKK rides now.

01:32:38.000 I don't know why Tucker Carlson doesn't spell his name with 3Ks.

01:32:41.000 Right.

01:32:43.000 I heard music on YouTube.

01:32:45.000 I immediately thought it was a good one for an eventual GML intro.

01:32:49.000 I'm late.

01:32:50.000 Let's see.

01:32:51.000 Okay, good.

01:32:53.000 We're getting on some night moves.

01:32:55.000 Wouldn't that be funny if it was just like the Rolling Stone satisfaction?

01:32:58.000 You ever heard this gem?

01:33:00.000 No?

01:33:02.000 Oh, I see.

01:33:03.000 Gem satisfaction.

01:33:04.000 Yes.

01:33:10.000 Cameras are such good quality these days.

01:33:12.000 Humans have all the fun.

01:33:15.000 Humans have all the fun.

01:33:17.000 The Australian?

01:33:19.000 The mermaids.

01:33:20.000 I think I like every Australian band I've ever heard.

01:33:23.000 Yeah.

01:33:24.000 We're big fish in a little pond.

01:33:26.000 Oh no, that's English.

01:33:28.000 Okay, jump ahead to the middle.

01:33:32.000 Good jam.

01:33:33.000 Thank you.

01:33:35.000 That'll be tomorrow's Australian Mermaids.

01:33:40.000 Assuming no more black rappers OD at the age of 50.

01:33:52.000 Hey, Gavin and Ryan, Dwayne...

01:33:54.000 His name's Duane, right?

01:33:55.000 Did he spell that wrong?

01:33:56.000 I thought it was Dewante.

01:33:58.000 Dewante?

01:34:00.000 Wow.

01:34:01.000 You really are cursing your son when you name him Duante.

01:34:06.000 He's gonna not Dewante do anything.

01:34:11.000 Hey, Gavin and Ryan, Duante protests are all over the news right now, but it all starts with his mom.

01:34:16.000 Katie Wright posted this landlord kicking her out for having black kids, which I doubt.

01:34:20.000 She infected her kid with this, I guarantee, so he has a warrant.

01:34:24.000 They try and arrest him, and I bet he resists, and they shoot him.

01:34:26.000 Anyway, here's a photo of her attacking an old woman who's seen many non-payers before in a random shoot of the nice looter's damage.

01:34:34.000 Oh yeah, they've been loading like crazy.

01:34:36.000 Best Buy, fucking GameStop, Odegas, Nike punishing businesses.

01:34:44.000 What are you doing, Ryan?

01:34:46.000 This isn't the attached goodies?

01:34:52.000 You should have...

01:34:53.000 Police report?

01:34:54.000 Police report the Black Lives Matter.

01:34:56.000 This is Duante getting revenge on liquor.

01:34:58.000 How dare you?

01:35:00.000 What are you doing?

01:35:01.000 Show the fucking link.

01:35:04.000 Wait, I think I'm in the wrong.

01:35:05.000 Oh, you're in the right one.

01:35:07.000 We don't need the police report.

01:35:09.000 We want to see the Twitter link.

01:35:10.000 Yeah, that one.

01:35:19.000 Haha, liquor store.

01:35:21.000 That'll teach you to kill black kids.

01:35:24.000 Nice logic.

01:35:28.000 Dear Boner and Ratzo, beautiful clip of a ham planet knocked into orbit.

01:35:35.000 I presume.

01:35:37.000 Oh, some guy, some cop told me about a cool site we should check out.

01:35:40.000 Hold on a second.

01:35:42.000 You ain't nothing but a fucking pussy!

01:35:44.000 Greased!

01:35:45.000 Gotta run away, hide!

01:35:47.000 Gotta hide behind your friends because you're gonna ask me by a 19-year-old.

01:35:50.000 Let's run though, fuck ass bitch!

01:35:54.000 Big jacks, nigga, fat to the ass, bitch!

01:35:58.000 Wait, that was a lot.

01:36:00.000 Wait, I missed it.

01:36:05.000 Big ass.

01:36:06.000 Yeah, no, I got that.

01:36:07.000 Okay.

01:36:07.000 I thought there was the punch.

01:36:08.000 Can we see the punch?

01:36:19.000 Are they beating him?

01:36:21.000 Yeah.

01:36:23.000 She had it coming.

01:36:24.000 Sorry.

01:36:29.000 Animal cruelty is not tolerated.

01:36:31.000 So it's called crazy shit.com.

01:36:34.000 One word.

01:36:36.000 Apparently, that's the best street fights on the World Wide Web.

01:36:39.000 WWW.

01:36:41.000 And like all cops.

01:36:42.000 Oh, this is.

01:36:42.000 And the spelling, he said, you will live them.

01:36:45.000 This is all porn.

01:36:47.000 It is?

01:36:47.000 Yeah, I see one thing of a shooting here.

01:36:49.000 Brothers in arms, LEPD SWAT.

01:36:51.000 The rest is all porn.

01:36:53.000 Today is crazy shit.

01:36:54.000 No?

01:36:54.000 Oh, yeah, that's porn.

01:36:56.000 This is the one thing that wasn't porn.

01:36:59.000 Get off the air!

01:37:01.000 Suspect's coming out the 2-3 corner.

01:37:02.000 LEPD SWAT.

01:37:03.000 I saw this.

01:37:04.000 You see this from?

01:37:05.000 Oh, yeah.

01:37:05.000 I'm seeing like girls shitting and stuff.

01:37:08.000 It's, it's...

01:37:09.000 No, there's a lot of fights.

01:37:10.000 Okay.

01:37:10.000 Well, not a lot.

01:37:12.000 Seems to be about two-thirds porn.

01:37:14.000 I think there might be some categories here.

01:37:16.000 Stream content fights.

01:37:18.000 Yeah, let's go to that.

01:37:21.000 Still a lot of tits.

01:37:22.000 There's a woman stuffing her face while she gets fucked from behind and then she pukes.

01:37:25.000 Okay, I haven't seen that one.

01:37:27.000 A lot of barf.

01:37:28.000 Yeah, even the fights are all tits.

01:37:30.000 They're all naked fights.

01:37:32.000 Okay.

01:37:32.000 And SFW.

01:37:34.000 Oh, it's the same story with the police, isn't it?

01:37:36.000 Cops are twisted, man.

01:37:37.000 Yeah, they're always like, hey, check this out.

01:37:38.000 And then it's like a dog eating a baby.

01:37:42.000 Yeah.

01:37:45.000 All right.

01:37:45.000 That was fun.

01:37:53.000 Sup, boys.

01:37:53.000 I never witnessed a music snob who listened to as much shitty music as you.

01:37:56.000 Come on, dude.

01:37:57.000 Shitting on 90s music?

01:37:58.000 Nirvana, PJ, Soundgarden.

01:38:00.000 They should send you the gulags for that one.

01:38:02.000 Pearl Jam fucking suck.

01:38:04.000 Soundgarden are boring.

01:38:06.000 No.

01:38:07.000 Nirvana have a couple of good songs, but if you listen to like, what's the one with bleach?

01:38:13.000 No, no, sorry, with the negative creep on it.

01:38:15.000 The one before the bleach?

01:38:18.000 Is it bleach?

01:38:19.000 The one with the little baby getting the money.

01:38:21.000 The one before that.

01:38:24.000 It's got negative creep, and the rest is so dull.

01:38:27.000 Anyway, Brian, you're funny.

01:38:30.000 I actually live here in the plateau in Mount Royal.

01:38:32.000 Plateau Montreal, sorry.

01:38:34.000 Which is the hipster Williamsburg, Brooklyn of Montreal.

01:38:38.000 I made it exactly the reverse move as you, and the U.S. to Montreal.

01:38:41.000 I had to get out of L.A. The place was so fucking moved here right before shit started crazy in the U.S. Pretty nuts witnessing everything from a distance.

01:38:48.000 Dude, you're in lockdown.

01:38:50.000 And you're saying it's pretty crazy.

01:38:54.000 But Gavin, to your point that Canada is actually showing more balls in the U.S., check out this manifestation.

01:39:00.000 Manifestation au vieux pour de Montréal.

01:39:04.000 Why is he speaking French?

01:39:05.000 Is he a French guy?

01:39:08.000 The old port of Montreal.

01:39:09.000 Back to 8 p.m.

01:39:10.000 9.30 so far.

01:39:11.000 It's looking like 5,000 people are there, mostly young late teens, early 20s type.

01:39:15.000 I can't help but feel that's what's missing from our movement, that youthful exuberance.

01:39:19.000 Great point.

01:39:21.000 They're all too busy with Black Lives Matter and Antifa.

01:39:24.000 Yeah.

01:39:24.000 And asking for donations on GoFundMe for the transitions.

01:39:27.000 Anyway, great to see people starting to stand up against this bullshit.

01:39:31.000 It's a big fucking protest.

01:39:34.000 Yeah, 5,000?

01:39:36.000 Of all types.

01:39:37.000 Turn it up.

01:39:38.000 Face masks.

01:39:39.000 Look, you can't even say stop on a stop sign.

01:39:41.000 I have to say ahed.

01:39:44.000 Oh, it's lagging.

01:40:00.000 See, maybe this is why race was never a thing for me before I moved here and everyone was talking about it because they tend to be Haitians in Quebec.

01:40:09.000 And if you can get to Quebec from Haiti, you're probably rich.

01:40:12.000 So black people I knew were always middle class or upper middle class.

01:40:16.000 Like there's no black slums.

01:40:17.000 There's white trash slums.

01:40:23.000 Looks fun.

01:40:23.000 That makes me homesick.

01:40:25.000 Although if I went there, I would be stabbed.

01:40:27.000 I know exactly where that is, too.

01:40:30.000 That's an all-touristy place.

01:40:33.000 All right.

01:40:33.000 Fun stuff.

01:40:34.000 Fun letter.

01:40:38.000 Booyah, nigga.

01:40:39.000 Dear gay Gaelic and Faggy Too Dope.

01:40:41.000 I spent several hours performing house chores listening to this ancient Chinese secret.

01:40:45.000 Give credit where it's due, please.

01:40:46.000 Also, for the 50th time, please conduct a live Wednesday mailbag.

01:40:52.000 What?

01:40:54.000 What the fuck are you doing there?

01:40:56.000 Booyah, nigga.

01:40:56.000 What's a live email show?

01:41:04.000 I remember this song.

01:41:05.000 It's a jam.

01:41:06.000 Is that what he was sending us?

01:41:08.000 Yes.

01:41:08.000 Yeah, we already featured that.

01:41:10.000 It slaps, as they say.

01:41:12.000 Put that somewhere special.

01:41:15.000 Download it?

01:41:16.000 I'm going to email it to myself.

01:41:20.000 Again, Buoyah means no, and nigga means that.

01:41:25.000 So whenever we're in China and we're getting harassed by people trying to sell us fake Rolexes and stuff, we would just go Buoya Nigga.

01:41:31.000 Booyah, nigga.

01:41:33.000 All day.

01:41:34.000 So much so that when you go to sleep at night, you can hear it.

01:41:38.000 Filth, banned from the pubs.

01:41:39.000 This should be censored TV's anthem.

01:41:42.000 Someone's telling me about Peter and the Test Tube Babies.

01:41:44.000 Oh.

01:41:45.000 Filth?

01:41:46.000 Banned from the Pubs.

01:41:50.000 Yes, this is a cover of Peter and the Test Tube Babies, sir.

01:41:54.000 It looks like the artwork from my stepdad's old band.

01:42:00.000 Sewage NYC.

01:42:02.000 Sounds like it's much shittier than the original Peter and the Test Tube Babies.

01:42:07.000 Jamaican them crazy.

01:42:08.000 Short vid.

01:42:09.000 Bumba clot.

01:42:10.000 Wait.

01:42:11.000 Okay, okay.

01:42:12.000 There we go.

01:42:15.000 Blood clot.

01:42:17.000 Oh, it lags.

01:42:19.000 It has lagged.

01:42:20.000 That's not part of the video.

01:42:35.000 Yeah, people aren't jumping for no reason in New York City, especially this day and age.

01:42:42.000 That's a very tactical jump.

01:42:44.000 You can do the same thing in a whisper, and I think the effect would be similar.

01:42:48.000 In New York in 2021, if someone comes up to you and goes, excuse me, you would scream.

01:42:57.000 That's not even hyperbolic, too.

01:42:59.000 We bump into Jamaicans many times, and they're loud.

01:43:10.000 See, if I was there and I heard that, I'd think, all right, we're about to get shot.

01:43:13.000 That's Jamaican for Allahu Akbar.

01:43:17.000 Allahu Patois.

01:43:18.000 Yo, Gayer Bayer and Nipslip.

01:43:20.000 Have you guys talked about what happens to Gary's mailbag after Gavin Rygai move?

01:43:25.000 Oh.

01:43:25.000 Shit.

01:43:26.000 That's a bummer, man.

01:43:28.000 That's going to be the end.

01:43:29.000 I'm not fucking putting him in my car.

01:43:32.000 Well, maybe I could do out and abouts where I just stand in front of him and print out.

01:43:37.000 Yeah, that's a good idea.

01:43:38.000 Do a streeter.

01:43:39.000 That's funny.

01:43:41.000 Go down to the city and do a streeter.

01:43:43.000 Gav is looking at places.

01:43:44.000 Oh, no, we're not talking about that anymore.

01:43:50.000 Did we skip it?

01:43:51.000 Hey, G-Dog, besides a funeral, seeing your child for the first time, seeing military come back home after months on end, do you think it's okay for a man to cry, but not in said wife if she has a miscarriage?

01:44:00.000 Absolutely.

01:44:02.000 Yeah.

01:44:04.000 But again, you can't ugly cry.

01:44:06.000 No.

01:44:08.000 Maybe you can.

01:44:12.000 Not in front of your wife, though.

01:44:13.000 If you furrow your brow, you can get away with crying a good amount.

01:44:17.000 Like this, like this.

01:44:19.000 What about this?

01:44:20.000 What about this?

01:44:21.000 Like.

01:44:24.000 Yeah, like a pain cry?

01:44:29.000 That's...

01:44:30.000 It's right on the cusp.

01:44:32.000 Manly cry.

01:44:35.000 As long as, you know, there's some sort of shame.

01:44:38.000 You just can never have like a...

01:44:43.000 I've just let, like...

01:44:45.000 If you just stay...

01:44:46.000 Yeah, you furrow your brow and you just let them kind of come down.

01:44:49.000 As if you're angry about it, you're like, fuck this.

01:44:52.000 I should mention that I'm a crybaby.

01:44:55.000 I'm not a crybaby.

01:44:56.000 I'm a crazy.

01:44:56.000 I'm cry.

01:44:56.000 If my daughter, you know, I don't know, plays a song on her guitar, water works.

01:45:01.000 But it's just this.

01:45:03.000 Like, yeah.

01:45:05.000 And then maybe you're just that.

01:45:08.000 Somewhere deep down in my heart.

01:45:12.000 Oh, this oldie but a goodie.

01:45:16.000 I still love you.

01:45:18.000 Like, oh.

01:45:27.000 You don't switch gears.

01:45:38.000 Please green screen this video commenting on how Ryan's sister in the white pants keeps looking over at the other singers.

01:45:43.000 No.

01:45:44.000 Say what?

01:45:46.000 It's my Feel Good Breakfast Show.

01:45:50.000 This is your Feel Good Breakfast Show, Express.

01:45:52.000 So happy New Year if you just joined us live on Your Feel Good Breakfast Show.

01:45:57.000 Now we've brought you all kinds of entertainment.

01:45:58.000 Women to women is in our studio.

01:46:00.000 The three coolest girls ever.

01:46:01.000 You've heard them on your radio.

01:46:03.000 British sometimes, South African.

01:46:05.000 Oh yeah.

01:46:06.000 Here they are with irreplaceable.

01:46:08.000 But a little New Zealand-ish too.

01:46:16.000 How boring.

01:46:17.000 A jazz modern new soul cover.

01:46:22.000 Diffusion-ish.

01:46:23.000 To the left.

01:46:24.000 What about to the rat?

01:46:28.000 Can you go to the rat?

01:46:30.000 Which gives you the rat?

01:46:33.000 Probably a bigger rat?

01:46:35.000 The mother rat?

01:46:37.000 That's my stuff.

01:46:38.000 Close it.

01:46:40.000 Boat it.

01:46:57.000 I will never ever find a plan like you.

01:47:06.000 I didn't know that South African could get as annoying as Cambodian.

01:47:09.000 It's pretty bad.

01:47:18.000 Remember when I was with the...

01:47:20.000 See, again, I know this guy who's Greek, he's from South Africa, and he was dating a boar.

01:47:26.000 And they think that the whites hate blacks.

01:47:28.000 No, boars hate everyone who's not a boar.

01:47:30.000 Everyone's a kifa.

01:47:32.000 I'm an American kifa.

01:47:34.000 Right.

01:47:34.000 And he goes, he said his girlfriend was, her girlfriend's dad was fierce they were dating because he's Greek and he called him a sea kifa.

01:47:42.000 So I always call him sea kefa when I see him at the pub.

01:47:44.000 When I was saying what that means, it means sea nigga.

01:47:47.000 Yes.

01:47:47.000 I was with a South African girl for a little bit.

01:47:50.000 Remember?

01:47:50.000 Yes, she played with your butthole.

01:47:52.000 Yes.

01:47:52.000 She could not help herself.

01:47:54.000 Well, that's not South African.

01:47:56.000 She was blick.

01:47:57.000 She was bleak.

01:47:58.000 Oh, you're crazy.

01:47:59.000 What are you talking about?

01:48:01.000 That was pretty funny.

01:48:02.000 Yeah, she was blown away when you said Cafer.

01:48:04.000 She's like, how did you know that?

01:48:07.000 It's my only South African story.

01:48:09.000 Besides, of course, bloodshed.

01:48:11.000 So we're done with that song?

01:48:13.000 Yeah, a little bit more.

01:48:14.000 I want to hear it.

01:48:14.000 Please pronounce thought.

01:48:17.000 Don't you ever pause her?

01:48:21.000 You're gonna fight some more.

01:48:28.000 Stop it, you thought that I didn't know.

01:48:30.000 Why do you think I was putting you out?

01:48:39.000 Oh, you thought I didn't know.

01:48:40.000 What do you think I was putting you out for?

01:48:42.000 She's a woman outside for cheating.

01:48:57.000 If I take you a smoke, you must not know about me.

01:49:01.000 You must not know about me.

01:49:03.000 That is the recipe for cringe right there.

01:49:06.000 Wow.

01:49:06.000 Just like sing-talking with the little breakdowns and the attitude.

01:49:11.000 G-Dog and Rice Guy, I realize this email would be too boring to read on air.

01:49:14.000 Just wanted to know I thoroughly enjoyed the conversation with you and Jim.

01:49:16.000 Go to Milo.

01:49:17.000 I know you don't control them, but Milo mentioned once or twice in the episode that it would be up to Gavin if they did appear on another episode together.

01:49:23.000 Oh, what?

01:49:25.000 They're both on the air.

01:49:26.000 That is unsure.

01:49:26.000 I guess I'm just asking for that to happen.

01:49:28.000 Also, he recently asked if anyone looks forward to live Colin Show.

01:49:30.000 I can only speak for myself, but yes, I most certainly do.

01:49:33.000 That stuff with you and Kumiya is good, but come on, man.

01:49:35.000 The Colin stuff is hilarious.

01:49:36.000 Granted, I'd say it's like two shitty calls to one great call ratio.

01:49:41.000 Those great calls sometimes have me laughing for days.

01:49:43.000 Like the Sayonara.

01:49:45.000 Yeah, that was hard.

01:49:46.000 I still smile when I think of that.

01:49:48.000 You mentioned an Every Other Week thing as option that could work, but as a subscriber, I hate to see all the Colin shows go away.

01:49:53.000 They won't go away, I promise you.

01:49:55.000 Yeah, that was a good epithet.

01:49:58.000 Good Milo.

01:50:00.000 That sounds like somebody who just wants to call in and is threatened.

01:50:04.000 His chance to call in is threatened.

01:50:07.000 But no, I like the call-in.

01:50:08.000 I thought he Milo was getting a mullet.

01:50:11.000 I've been waiting patiently.

01:50:12.000 That ain't no mullet.

01:50:13.000 How do we feel about his hair?

01:50:15.000 I don't think...

01:50:16.000 I don't know.

01:50:16.000 It seems like he's indifferent towards it.

01:50:18.000 I saw a comment that said he looks so hot these days.

01:50:22.000 I'm like, no, he doesn't?

01:50:24.000 You know what was weird?

01:50:25.000 He's a homeless man in Manchester.

01:50:27.000 When he announced himself as straight, I saw him as a threat in a weird way.

01:50:32.000 You know what I mean?

01:50:33.000 When you see a guy and you're like, that guy can probably get more pussy than I can.

01:50:37.000 I saw him like that for the first time ever after this whole straight thing.

01:50:41.000 Interesting.

01:50:41.000 Yeah.

01:50:44.000 I don't think this specific interaction had been shown on air.

01:50:46.000 This is just more footage of Michael Rappaport being an annoying prick and people not having it.

01:50:51.000 People not having it.

01:50:52.000 People don't have it.

01:50:54.000 Did we just get Rick Rolled?

01:50:55.000 Or am I in the wrong email?

01:50:57.000 I'm probably guessing you're in the wrong email knowing the word pattern.

01:51:05.000 That can't be it either.

01:51:07.000 Did you skip a couple?

01:51:09.000 Yes?

01:51:10.000 No, that is it.

01:51:11.000 And that's already been viral, dude.

01:51:14.000 Oh, no, no, no, no.

01:51:15.000 The cannon thing?

01:51:16.000 We've already seen that a million times.

01:51:17.000 That's my fault.

01:51:19.000 With Birdzilla, better known as the Birdman, Chris Anderson, Championship Night.

01:51:25.000 Interviewers, Briefing.

01:51:27.000 Number one, Live TV, Birdman.

01:51:42.000 That was fake.

01:51:43.000 I don't know.

01:51:45.000 You know what?

01:51:46.000 Like, that guy could be real angry, but everybody else is laughing because it's funny, but no, that was fake.

01:51:51.000 I don't...

01:51:52.000 Maybe.

01:51:53.000 So people kept sending in Michael Rappaport crying.

01:51:56.000 You saw that?

01:51:57.000 That was a bit.

01:51:58.000 And I can't believe people fell for that.

01:52:00.000 So over the whole Kevin Durant tweet thing, right?

01:52:04.000 He came out, he posted Kevin Durant's DM, and he said fag in it.

01:52:07.000 So he got fined, $50,000, Kevin Durant.

01:52:11.000 And he did this whole bit on Skip Bayless's show where he's fake crying.

01:52:17.000 And even who's the barstool guy?

01:52:21.000 Fucking Portnoy?

01:52:22.000 Portnoy.

01:52:23.000 He even tweeted, like, look at this is the guy that's suing me and he's crying.

01:52:27.000 He might not have seen the full clip, but he breaks character and does the whole...

01:52:34.000 I'm already cringing that we're giving him so much attention.

01:52:37.000 I'm just going to hit the pivotal cringe point where he breaks character.

01:52:41.000 I know I put it out there, but people online have been so cruel and mean.

01:52:51.000 And I have to say about the people on social media that I don't know, I could give a crap about the people.

01:52:58.000 What a soft hit.

01:52:59.000 You know what that was supposed to be, right?

01:53:02.000 He was like, shut up, shut up.

01:53:07.000 About the final video bumper.

01:53:08.000 I too am trying to figure out what the fuck the line is.

01:53:10.000 Holy shit.

01:53:12.000 We've already gone through this, guys.

01:53:14.000 It's crystal clear.

01:53:16.000 The show was pretty tight.

01:53:18.000 Right?

01:53:19.000 Yes.

01:53:22.000 Gavin's on point, and the show is pretty tight.

01:53:24.000 Okay, let's make this the last one, right?

01:53:28.000 Word in the papers that apparently KKK put out flies around Huntington Beach, Newport, blah, blah, blah.

01:53:33.000 They were leaflets inside a sandwich bag tied down with a stone.

01:53:36.000 Same material was found last year in October.

01:53:37.000 The papers are saying it's linked to a supposed white lies rally happening today.

01:53:41.000 So that was yesterday.

01:53:43.000 At 11 a.m., we just already reported on it.

01:53:45.000 It's already happened.

01:53:46.000 Now practically all sane HB residents are doubting any KKK members will appear.

01:53:50.000 No one has seen a Klansman.

01:53:51.000 Their dirty little secret is that there are white supremacist people that live in Orange County, left over from the 80s punk rock scene days when Huntington Beach had a skinhead problem.

01:53:59.000 But the few of them left.

01:54:00.000 Organizing a rally seems like a total joke.

01:54:03.000 It's more likely BLM supporters made the flyers.

01:54:05.000 Anyway, a good Instagram to check out is Tito Ortiz's.

01:54:08.000 He had to denounce KKK.

01:54:10.000 Also, blah, blah, blah.

01:54:11.000 And then he's got a bunch of articles about Southern California.

01:54:14.000 I mean, sorry, Huntington Beach.

01:54:17.000 About the KKK flyers.

01:54:19.000 I don't care.

01:54:20.000 I don't care.

01:54:25.000 Okay, last one.

01:54:26.000 Jim Dog.

01:54:27.000 He's not here today, folks.

01:54:28.000 Gavarino and Rygai.

01:54:30.000 I just want to thank Jimmy for having Gavin on his show.

01:54:32.000 I just watched the Fight Day show and noticed young Gavin's safety helmet.

01:54:35.000 I praise you for participating in the Make a Wish Foundation.

01:54:38.000 Gavin's a very special man and deserves to be heard.

01:54:40.000 Have a great weekend, Josh.

01:54:44.000 All right, let's get to the final vid.

01:55:03.000 Right?

01:55:03.000 What does he say?

01:55:05.000 So we're gonna Gavin's on point and the show is pretty tight.

01:55:08.000 So we're gonna get the show with the final video.

01:55:10.000 We're gonna hit the show with the final video.

01:55:13.000 All right, this says call the police.

01:55:24.000 What is that?

01:55:25.000 Mordech.

01:55:26.000 Mordech, yeah.

01:55:26.000 Give me the mortars.

01:55:27.000 Oh, thank you, sir.

01:55:28.000 Thank you.

01:55:31.000 What's going on?

01:55:32.000 Oh, if you can't attack.

01:55:34.000 Leave him alone.

01:55:37.000 Leave him alone.

01:55:38.000 Leave him alone.

01:55:39.000 Leave him alone.

01:55:40.000 Fuck.

01:55:42.000 Call the police.

01:55:43.000 He chose to come back.

01:55:44.000 Leave him alone.

01:55:45.000 Leave him alone.

01:55:46.000 Leave him alone.

01:55:47.000 Please.

01:55:47.000 Call the police.

01:55:48.000 Call the police.

01:55:51.000 Call the police.

01:55:55.000 Please.

01:55:55.000 Call the police.

01:55:56.000 Call the police now.

01:55:58.000 You're okay, okay?

01:56:00.000 Call the police.

01:56:01.000 Fuck off.

01:56:02.000 Call the police.

01:56:03.000 Fuck off.

01:56:03.000 Wait, he dialed 999.

01:56:06.000 That's Britain.

01:56:07.000 That's the Britain 911.

01:56:08.000 He was kicking him.

01:56:09.000 Are there any British people in Britain anymore?

01:56:11.000 You're all the accents?

01:56:12.000 He tried to curb stomp him.

01:56:14.000 Shut up!

01:56:14.000 He tried to curb stomp him.

01:56:20.000 Hi, someone got attacked in the road.

01:56:22.000 No, no, call the police now.

01:56:23.000 Call the police.

01:56:24.000 Help me, help me.

01:56:25.000 Leicester square, Leicester square.

01:56:27.000 Leicester square now.

01:56:28.000 Leicester square.

01:56:31.000 Lester square now.

01:56:34.000 I couldn't.

01:56:36.000 The guy tried to.

01:56:38.000 Don't worry, you're beside.

01:56:38.000 Don't wanna, don't, don't wanna.

01:56:40.000 Please, please.

01:56:45.000 Like, this is the problem with this whole concept of call the police.

01:56:49.000 He's gone.

01:56:51.000 You're not gonna get him.

01:56:53.000 And there was two of you there and a bunch others.

01:56:55.000 Why didn't you just beat the shit out of the guy?

01:56:58.000 Wouldn't that be a more efficient way to deal with someone who just turfs some nerd?

01:57:05.000 I'm just scared that we've all become so incapacitated.

01:57:08.000 And with all of this tyranny telling us what masks to wear, when we can go to school, when we can't go to school, we've become devoid of our own facilities.

01:57:20.000 If someone fucks with you, fight back.

01:57:23.000 And that's not just a physical thing.

01:57:25.000 You'll notice even in a marriage, I've noticed this.

01:57:28.000 I've been married 20 years.

01:57:29.000 Well, I've known her for 20 years, been married 15.

01:57:32.000 I'll feel like I have to sort of assert myself once in a while and slap the shit out of the fucking bitch.

01:57:38.000 Hell yeah.

01:57:39.000 Because she does this with the yapping.

01:57:40.000 No, just kidding.

01:57:41.000 But last night I was like, hey, honey, you want to watch Career Girls to my daughter?

01:57:44.000 Because I really want to watch it with her.

01:57:46.000 And my wife goes, oh, I want to see that with you guys.

01:57:48.000 That's really special to me.

01:57:49.000 And I go, all right.

01:57:49.000 And I say to my youngest boy, hey, do you want to watch Mandalorian?

01:57:52.000 And she goes, oh, it's getting late.

01:57:54.000 And I go, can you not shit on every single idea I have with my kids, please?

01:57:57.000 I had to sort of push back a bit.

01:57:59.000 Or my dad was, you know, old monkeys, they get aggressive.

01:58:03.000 Like if you have a pet chimp, they're cute when they have diapers on.

01:58:05.000 And when they get old, they'll bite your nuts off.

01:58:07.000 So my dad has had a few beers and he's getting aggressive.

01:58:10.000 And I'm the man of the house now.

01:58:13.000 I can pick him up and throw him out the window.

01:58:15.000 So I was talking about where I was born.

01:58:18.000 It's called Hitchin.

01:58:19.000 And I go, and I think my youngest said, how do you spell it?

01:58:22.000 And I said, H-I-T-C-H-I-N.

01:58:23.000 He goes, Ian, for fuck's sakes.

01:58:27.000 H-I-T-C-H-E-N.

01:58:29.000 And I go, it's I-N, asshole.

01:58:31.000 You're in my home.

01:58:32.000 Take it down a notch, okay?

01:58:34.000 You're getting real aggressive.

01:58:36.000 And it's getting real annoying here.

01:58:39.000 And then my wife was saying, calm down, calm down.

01:58:41.000 But I had to put him back in his place.

01:58:42.000 I was right, of course.

01:58:44.000 And I'm not saying you attack your dad and your wife, but you have to establish boundaries on a regular basis with the people around you and say, take it easy, buddy.

01:58:52.000 Or even at the pub, they were shitting on Joe because you get buybacks and he was trying bartending and he's kind of slow.

01:59:01.000 And he was trying, he was bartending for the first time.

01:59:04.000 And when the person leaves, his buybacks are gone.

01:59:06.000 But someone was giving their buybacks to someone else.

01:59:08.000 That pissed off the bar owner.

01:59:10.000 And he's like, you fucking idiot.

01:59:11.000 He's Irish.

01:59:12.000 You don't fucking hand off buybacks.

01:59:14.000 How am I supposed to make money?

01:59:15.000 You're handing my money away.

01:59:17.000 And he kept going and going.

01:59:18.000 And I was, eventually, I said, all right, I think he's got it.

01:59:22.000 I think we've established that.

01:59:24.000 Because I'm establishing my sort of, because I'm much younger than the owner.

01:59:27.000 He's an old man.

01:59:27.000 And I'm saying, all right, stop to one wolf saying to the other wolf, stop picking on the wolf who hit his head really bad and isn't quite right and plays the same 12 songs on the jukebox every time he comes in, which is getting trying, but that's a whole other story.

01:59:41.000 But you have to establish that.

01:59:43.000 I think I don't lie.

01:59:45.000 So if someone attacks you, fight back.

01:59:47.000 If you see someone being attacked and they're vulnerable and you think you can take them, take them.

01:59:52.000 Stand up for yourself.

01:59:53.000 Call the police.

01:59:55.000 Like in the fag zone, someone stole a building in a building.

01:59:59.000 They stole a package in Ryan's building.

02:00:01.000 And someone put up a note saying, the police have been notified.

02:00:04.000 The police are not going to help you.

02:00:06.000 Okay.

02:00:07.000 For the most part, they're social janitors.

02:00:09.000 For the most part, they're going to get there after the crime and fill out a report.

02:00:13.000 You know what they're doing with that Chinese guy?

02:00:14.000 They're going to get there.

02:00:15.000 They're going to fill out a report, fill out a description.

02:00:16.000 That's going to go in a pile.

02:00:18.000 No one's going to see it.

02:00:19.000 It's done.

02:00:20.000 So get the fuck off of him.

02:00:23.000 Stand up for the guy.

02:00:24.000 Stand up for people.

02:00:25.000 You see someone getting attacked on a subway?

02:00:27.000 Tell the guy to calm down.

02:00:28.000 Now, obviously, in cities like New York, you got to be aware.

02:00:31.000 You could get stabbed.

02:00:32.000 But sometimes it's just something that's got to happen.

02:00:35.000 Not you getting stabbed, but you standing up for someone.

02:00:38.000 And that goes with your own life.

02:00:41.000 You know, you get into this rut where I would catch myself using a calculator for 17 times 32.

02:00:47.000 And then I noticed I was using it for 10 times 10.

02:00:50.000 Or with a lawyer, you say, hey, should I do this?

02:00:53.000 And they go, no, they're naturally risk averse, lawyers.

02:00:56.000 And they go, no, it's a bad idea.

02:00:57.000 Don't do it.

02:00:58.000 Don't do it.

02:00:59.000 Because they don't want to get sued.

02:01:00.000 They don't want to be in trouble.

02:01:02.000 You don't talk to calculators about 10 times 10.

02:01:04.000 You don't fucking call the police for everything that goes wrong with your life.

02:01:07.000 And you don't ask a lawyer if you should take risks.

02:01:10.000 You can figure out the risk yourself.

02:01:13.000 You're in a movie right now.

02:01:15.000 You wrote the script for this movie.

02:01:17.000 You can change it to a romance.

02:01:18.000 You can change it to an action movie.

02:01:20.000 You're in control.

02:01:21.000 Work it out yourself.

02:01:23.000 This is your life and you own it.

02:01:26.000 Get fired.

02:01:27.000 Get in trouble.

02:01:28.000 Be brave and never stop fighting.

02:01:42.000 Dude, stop.

02:01:44.000 Stop.

02:01:45.000 Come on, man.

Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - April 12, 2021

S03E97 - WE DON'T CALL 911

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