Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - S03E98

00:00:43.000 White people go to school where they teach you how to be thick.

00:00:48.000 That's White Riot by The Clash, their first single ever.

00:00:54.000 And in it, Joe Strummer's saying, why can't we riot?

00:00:56.000 I wish the whites would riot.

00:00:57.000 I see the blacks rioting at the Caribbean festivals and I think Notting Hill.

00:01:03.000 This was, they were there in 76, and there was a big riot that broke out.

00:01:07.000 There have been riots in that Caribbean Day parade for a long ass time.

00:01:11.000 Can you fix the monitor so it's not at a crazy angle?

00:01:15.000 Since the 50s.

00:01:17.000 But things were getting even more heated in the late 70s with the influx of Jamaicans.

00:01:22.000 And they were fighting, and they were rioting and getting good at it, if you will.

00:01:28.000 And that Joe Strummer was jealous, I think, is the moral of that song.

00:01:33.000 And he goes, I want to riot.

00:01:35.000 Why don't we riot?

00:01:36.000 And I chose that song because, you know, we're seeing all these riots going on because of a dubious shooting in Minneapolis.

00:01:45.000 Yet, remember, what's his name?

00:01:50.000 Daniel Shaver.

00:01:52.000 Ryan didn't remember him, and we covered this.

00:01:55.000 Daniel Shaver was the guy in the motel.

00:01:57.000 They said, get down on your knees, get up on it.

00:02:00.000 Put your hands up, put your hands down, get on your...

00:02:02.000 And he was, I'm trying.

00:02:04.000 He was crying.

00:02:04.000 They blew his head off.

00:02:06.000 They shot him dead.

00:02:07.000 He was pointing a BB gun out the window.

00:02:09.000 Hey, he was drunk.

00:02:10.000 He was a pest control guy at a convention.

00:02:12.000 Remember this guy?

00:02:14.000 There was a trial.

00:02:15.000 The cop was found guilty.

00:02:16.000 Sorry, he was charged with murder, but he was found innocent.

00:02:20.000 No riots.

00:02:21.000 This was a murder.

00:02:24.000 This was the cops not doing their job.

00:02:26.000 This wasn't someone who wasn't complying.

00:02:28.000 This isn't someone who tried to take off in their car.

00:02:31.000 This is a cop killing someone.

00:02:34.000 And he retired after that.

00:02:36.000 He was forced to retire.

00:02:37.000 He's got a 30 grand a year pension.

00:02:39.000 But the trial got zero media attention, too.

00:02:42.000 Zero scrutiny.

00:02:44.000 And there was no wide, riot, I want to riot, wide, riot.

00:02:48.000 I round the whoa.

00:02:52.000 Mick Jones never did that song again.

00:02:54.000 Not because he was worried that it was racist, but because he thought it was shitty musically.

00:02:59.000 It was shitty musically, but so was punk.

00:03:01.000 That was the whole point.

00:03:04.000 Front page of the post today, holy shit, I just shot him.

00:03:09.000 This dumb bitch thought she was tasing him.

00:03:16.000 Cassandra Fairbanks' take is, well, you shouldn't have tased him.

00:03:19.000 You should have shot him.

00:03:20.000 He was taking off.

00:03:21.000 Her neighbor Tim Poole says, everyone has the right to bear arms.

00:03:25.000 Madge Ture of Black Guns Matter agrees.

00:03:28.000 He goes, leave him alone.

00:03:29.000 So what if he's got a gun?

00:03:30.000 Everyone should have a gun.

00:03:33.000 I think they're all right.

00:03:37.000 This book here, There Is No Such Thing as a Free Press and We Need One More Than Ever by Mick Hume.

00:03:43.000 This is about Britain mostly after that scandal where they were hacking the phones and getting the phone messages of that allegedly kidnapped kid or something.

00:03:51.000 What was it?

00:03:52.000 And so they had the new Levinson Act, I believe it was called.

00:03:57.000 And the Levison Inquiry.

00:04:00.000 And they were going to start monitoring the press much more strictly because they were out of control.

00:04:05.000 And in this British tome, Mick Hume argues, no, they're not out of control.

00:04:09.000 They need more freedom.

00:04:10.000 They need to be less conformist and more dangerous.

00:04:13.000 And that's what we constantly repeat on this show.

00:04:16.000 What happened to the bombs on January 6th?

00:04:19.000 Why are you so fucking obsessed with a few dummies who wandered into the Capitol in the great January 6th wandering?

00:04:28.000 That's what we should call it from now on.

00:04:30.000 The January 6th wandering event.

00:04:33.000 It's not a fucking riot.

00:04:35.000 What's going on in Minneapolis is a riot.

00:04:38.000 Peaceful protest.

00:04:41.000 No, it's a riot.

00:04:43.000 Now, if you search Google, the only thing that comes up for riot is Ireland, the January 6th wandering, and that's it.

00:04:52.000 And then the fourthly.

00:04:55.000 I noticed that.

00:04:55.000 But Brave, if you look it up, it has a different thing.

00:04:59.000 I mean, there's going to be riots with Chauvin no matter what.

00:05:02.000 Even if he sent us the electric chair, there's going to be riots.

00:05:08.000 Yeah, Brave is a little better.

00:05:09.000 So my beef is, why do blacks get this intense scrutiny when there's an alleged injustice and with whites it's ignored?

00:05:19.000 It sounds like black privilege to me.

00:05:21.000 Sounds like they're above the up.

00:05:22.000 But we'll get to that.

00:05:23.000 We're starting on a little heady, are we not?

00:05:27.000 Let's keep it light at the beginning so we don't lose you.

00:05:30.000 We like to start with some appetizers.

00:05:33.000 And Ryan has been raving about Judge Dredd.

00:05:35.000 Judge Dredd.

00:05:36.000 Now, I remember being a little kid in Britain, and our comics were the Bass Street Kids, Beano, Core, Wizard and Chips, Danny's Tranny, Buffalo Dan.

00:05:48.000 Dennis the Menace, of course, was the most popular one.

00:05:52.000 And they were all cartoony guys who got up to mischief, but we didn't have superheroes at all.

00:05:58.000 Not one iota.

00:06:00.000 That was an American thing.

00:06:02.000 And then we finally got Judge Dredd.

00:06:04.000 No, that's the American Dennis the Menace shit for brains.

00:06:10.000 Yeah, that's our guy.

00:06:12.000 He was Scottish.

00:06:14.000 And he used to beat up a nerd named Walter, who he called a softie.

00:06:19.000 Those are the good old days where you could beat up nerds.

00:06:22.000 And it was glorified.

00:06:24.000 Bino.

00:06:25.000 Yeah, Bino.

00:06:26.000 What was the deal with that?

00:06:27.000 He's a totally different guy?

00:06:28.000 No, Bino is the comic.

00:06:30.000 That's a collection of various characters, various comics, but Dennis the Menace is the top guy within the Bino collective.

00:06:38.000 The Bastriat Kids were also very cool.

00:06:41.000 And very heavily great tattoo idea, the Bastriat Kids.

00:06:48.000 So is the Dennis Menace.

00:06:49.000 In fact, the singer of the Peter and the Test Tube Babies had a Dennis the Menace tattoo.

00:06:54.000 But then we had Judge Dredd, and he was all serious.

00:06:57.000 He was like, time for justice.

00:06:59.000 We sort of went, holy shit, this guy's intense.

00:07:02.000 What the fuck's going on?

00:07:03.000 Why are these lines so sharp?

00:07:05.000 Where's the round edges?

00:07:08.000 And then in America, I say coming to America.

00:07:10.000 I came to Canada in 75, but we're still going to Scotland every summer, so it wasn't like a stark boom.

00:07:17.000 And so I was slowly introduced to North American culture.

00:07:20.000 And then there's Spider-Man, and I remember being annoyed at how quirky he was.

00:07:26.000 Hey guys, time for a hot foot.

00:07:29.000 That was a little too close for comfort.

00:07:31.000 Oy Vey.

00:07:32.000 I'm like, why is he talking like that?

00:07:34.000 He's not even a nerd.

00:07:35.000 There's nerds that are just like quiet killers, which Peter Parker should have been.

00:07:39.000 But he was like a goof.

00:07:41.000 Like the kind of guy in the cafeteria when he'd show up with his tray going, ah, is this seat taken?

00:07:46.000 He'd be like, oh, God, this guy's on the spectrum.

00:07:49.000 Yeah, it's like, I call it like a nerd with too much confidence.

00:07:52.000 Yeah.

00:07:54.000 Aggressively.

00:07:54.000 Hot foot.

00:07:55.000 Look out.

00:07:56.000 Time for Hotfoot.

00:07:59.000 I don't get it.

00:08:00.000 I've never heard him say that.

00:08:01.000 Hotfoot?

00:08:02.000 Yeah.

00:08:02.000 That's hilarious.

00:08:04.000 Time for a hot foot.

00:08:05.000 That's from that movie with it's Tim Robbins, I think, and that black guy who was in Bad Boys.

00:08:17.000 Martin Lawrence?

00:08:17.000 Martin Lawrence.

00:08:19.000 And they play, they're two dudes who get in over their heads.

00:08:24.000 Well, no, Martin Lawrence is a criminal who is really just trying to make money for his kid.

00:08:28.000 I love this movie.

00:08:29.000 Nothing to lose.

00:08:30.000 Nothing to lose.

00:08:31.000 Hell yeah.

00:08:31.000 And then Tim Robbins was just a guy who had just found out his wife was cheating.

00:08:37.000 So Martin Lawrence goes to carjack him, and Tim Robbins goes, you just mess with the wrong guy because I don't give a shit about anything.

00:08:45.000 And so it follows those two as they, I don't know.

00:08:48.000 I love that movie.

00:08:49.000 I went to see it in the theaters in New York City with my black friend, Derek Beckles.

00:08:54.000 And one of the weirdest things about the theater was it was all black and white friends.

00:09:01.000 Like that was the audience they were going for, and that's what they got, the black and white friend demographic.

00:09:07.000 That's us.

00:09:08.000 So everything, it was like a checkerboard fucking audience.

00:09:11.000 Anyway, Derek is a bit of a rabble-rouser.

00:09:15.000 And this isn't my kind of joke.

00:09:16.000 Like, I'm very guarded about people.

00:09:18.000 I went to see Rocky Horror Pictures show in the theater, like them reenact it with David Cross.

00:09:24.000 And he was laughing and he wanted to make fun of them and heckle them.

00:09:27.000 I just, I didn't like, I didn't want to do it.

00:09:29.000 I don't like that kind of stuff.

00:09:30.000 And even laughing made me feel bad because all the seats were connected.

00:09:33.000 And as I was laughing, I was jostling someone else who had paid money and was there to see the show and enjoy it.

00:09:39.000 I don't like prank calls where you call Domino's Pizza and waste someone's time.

00:09:43.000 I don't mind fucking with people if they're asking for it.

00:09:45.000 They deserve it.

00:09:46.000 It's my favorite kind of joke.

00:09:48.000 But when someone's like paying their money, minding their own business, working hard, and you go like, you're gay.

00:09:54.000 I don't know.

00:09:54.000 Yeah, yeah, no, I know what you mean.

00:09:56.000 But it is funny in certain cases.

00:09:58.000 So Derek decides he's going to ruin this movie for everyone.

00:10:02.000 So he kept yelling out the corniest fucking line.

00:10:07.000 Oh, that's where he said time for hot food.

00:10:08.000 Yeah.

00:10:09.000 Oh, there's a, he has a statue.

00:10:11.000 Tim Robbins has a statue in his office.

00:10:14.000 And when he, and it has a samurai with like a boner, it's some like old, whatever, Japanese sculpture.

00:10:19.000 And with a, with a samurai sword, he chops the dick off.

00:10:22.000 And Derek yells out in the theater, yikes, that's got to hurt.

00:10:27.000 And I was just like, oh, I wanted to disappear into my chair.

00:10:33.000 And he was talking like Spider-Man the whole time.

00:10:36.000 He was doing nerdy Spider-Man crypts.

00:10:38.000 And there's some other scene in there with a rocket.

00:10:41.000 I don't know.

00:10:41.000 Someone's on a rocket.

00:10:42.000 I saw this, I don't know what year that was, probably 27.

00:10:45.000 97?

00:10:46.000 97.

00:10:46.000 Okay, so that was fucking 23, 24 years ago.

00:10:50.000 I'm guessing 97.

00:10:52.000 No, it couldn't have been 97 because I was in New York at the time and I moved here in 99.

00:10:56.000 Anyway, maybe it was in Montreal.

00:10:58.000 No, it was definitely in America.

00:11:00.000 So there's a scene where there's a rocket and they're on it and they shoot off like across some farmer's field.

00:11:07.000 And then during that thing, he goes, time for a hot foot.

00:11:11.000 And people were going, shut up, dude.

00:11:14.000 And then he was laughing like, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, sarcastically.

00:11:17.000 And people were doing his laugh like, heh, they were so annoyed by him.

00:11:22.000 Obviously, that's what he was going for.

00:11:24.000 And then at the end of the fucking movie, you ready for pain, physical pain?

00:11:30.000 Yeah.

00:11:31.000 He goes like this, right as the credits begin.

00:11:43.000 Oh, no.

00:11:43.000 He did a slow clap.

00:11:45.000 He did a slow clap to a fast clap standing ovation.

00:11:48.000 And guess what?

00:11:49.000 And we're fucking douche chills right now.

00:11:53.000 Everyone just sort of gets up and does it with him.

00:11:56.000 Wow.

00:11:56.000 Maybe because he's black.

00:11:58.000 But they all got up and clapped with him.

00:12:01.000 And he's going, Bravo!

00:12:03.000 Bravo!

00:12:04.000 Bravo!

00:12:05.000 He's such a fucking dick.

00:12:07.000 That takes away all the feel-good, happy, fun time of like a movie.

00:12:12.000 Oh, it's a shitty movie for retards, Ryan, which I love it.

00:12:15.000 And this song shit.

00:12:16.000 Nothing to lose.

00:12:18.000 Hey, there's the Antifa guy.

00:12:19.000 Yeah.

00:12:20.000 Oh, yeah.

00:12:21.000 That's in our Antifa thing.

00:12:23.000 Me and my friend Brian loved this scene because it has Scatman in it, and we love that song.

00:12:29.000 And at the end, you remember the song, Nothing to Lose?

00:12:32.000 At the end of the movie, it's like, Nothing to lose.

00:12:34.000 It's like a fake Tracy Chapman song.

00:12:36.000 No.

00:12:36.000 Oh, I love this movie.

00:12:37.000 You know what I hate about this movie?

00:12:39.000 He's a thief, a carjacker, and then Tim Robbins goes to his house and realizes that he's only a thief to raise money for his daughter to go to college.

00:12:48.000 That's why people steal.

00:12:50.000 They're just trying to help.

00:12:52.000 They're desperate.

00:12:54.000 In a world that refuses to hear their voice, they're forced to scream.

00:13:00.000 Fuck off.

00:13:05.000 Ugh.

00:13:09.000 So, anyway, you were telling me to watch Judge Dredd.

00:13:11.000 That's amazing.

00:13:12.000 Yeah, the new one.

00:13:14.000 Not the Sylvester Stallone.

00:13:15.000 Was Sylvester Stallone in Judge Dredd?

00:13:17.000 Yep.

00:13:17.000 Yeah.

00:13:18.000 I did a back-to-back where I watched that one, then I watched the new one.

00:13:21.000 The new one's way too.

00:13:22.000 Were you alone?

00:13:24.000 No, I watched Judge Dredd with my girl, and then Dredd I watched alone.

00:13:28.000 And then I watched it with her again.

00:13:29.000 I was like, you got to watch this.

00:13:32.000 I know you hate blood.

00:13:33.000 Throw your time away.

00:13:35.000 You just spend time like a lottery winner spends money.

00:13:39.000 I think I was like doodling.

00:13:41.000 Sat three, six, nine hours.

00:13:42.000 You just shat into the garbage.

00:13:44.000 Well, this was spread out.

00:13:45.000 This was not one day.

00:13:46.000 I know.

00:13:47.000 But I wanted to watch it again anyway, because it's like, I want to live in this world.

00:13:50.000 It's kind of gratifying.

00:13:52.000 It scratches and it's...

00:13:53.000 That's the theme of this show.

00:13:54.000 It's all fucking riots.

00:13:56.000 Yeah.

00:13:57.000 Like, but I want, you know, like a martial law type of boot stomping crushing.

00:14:04.000 Even the rioters, deep down, they want to be disciplined.

00:14:06.000 That's what I get a bitch who wants to get slapped.

00:14:09.000 Right.

00:14:09.000 They're like, throw me in jail.

00:14:10.000 I'm a bitch.

00:14:11.000 They literally say, shoot me.

00:14:12.000 They're like, go, I'm going to take one for the team.

00:14:14.000 You didn't even saw that.

00:14:15.000 You didn't see that one.

00:14:16.000 But a couple weekends ago, there was a guy streaming and his girlfriend was being taken away by the police.

00:14:21.000 He's like, get off of her.

00:14:22.000 He's like, yo, I'm going to take one for the team.

00:14:24.000 He's streaming.

00:14:25.000 And then he reaches for a gun and he gets shot.

00:14:27.000 And then he shoots.

00:14:28.000 And then actually, everybody missed.

00:14:30.000 Like, these guys jumping in the police cars in Minneapolis.

00:14:33.000 Don't they want to get tackled, tased, arrested?

00:14:37.000 Like, don't you think?

00:14:40.000 I feel like they're like, slap me.

00:14:43.000 Grab me.

00:14:44.000 Tackle me.

00:14:44.000 I want something.

00:14:45.000 I want discipline from the dad I never had.

00:14:51.000 Anyway, go back to the trailer for Dread.

00:14:54.000 I can't wait to see it, actually.

00:14:55.000 I'm excited.

00:14:56.000 It's very good.

00:14:57.000 You got to understand, as a man, there's a lot of movies that we want to see that we know suck.

00:15:02.000 That are not good and getting good at it, if you will.

00:15:07.000 But we want to see shit movies like the new Lauren Chen was talking about the new Day of the Dead zombie movie.

00:15:12.000 Can't wait.

00:15:13.000 I can't wait either.

00:15:14.000 Zombie movies are the best.

00:15:17.000 What was your favorite one?

00:15:18.000 I think Z-World was my favorite.

00:15:21.000 Really?

00:15:22.000 I got to rewatch that.

00:15:23.000 I completely forgot that one.

00:15:25.000 I'm not going to ask.

00:15:25.000 I'm just like, all right, I'll get on my bicycle.

00:15:28.000 The British one's good.

00:15:29.000 28 Days Later, is that what it is?

00:15:31.000 In the future.

00:15:32.000 Meaning, I guess, May?

00:15:34.000 Yeah.

00:15:36.000 One city is addicted.

00:15:40.000 Coca-Cola shot.

00:15:41.000 You know what I hate?

00:15:43.000 This is not representing it well.

00:15:45.000 I mean, this is cool, but this is not the vibe of the movie.

00:15:51.000 It's like the drug doesn't even matter in the thing.

00:15:54.000 It's just non-stop killing and slamming and skinning.

00:16:06.000 What if Judge Dredd had that Spider-Man kind of vibe?

00:16:09.000 Uh-oh.

00:16:10.000 Sorry, I'm late.

00:16:11.000 The boy needs a coffee.

00:16:14.000 Anyone got a coffee?

00:16:15.000 People, I'm tired of the old world.

00:16:19.000 Well, that woke me up.

00:16:27.000 Are you shooting at me?

00:16:28.000 Isn't that an afternoon type of thing?

00:16:30.000 Guess it's time to roll.

00:16:32.000 Yeah.

00:16:34.000 It's September.

00:16:35.000 Back to school.

00:16:37.000 Today's lesson?

00:16:38.000 Bullets.

00:16:41.000 She has control of everything, including water.

00:16:45.000 You know, I'm going to have to put you in a timeout.

00:16:48.000 This is mama.

00:16:49.000 Someone has blocked the two judges.

00:16:51.000 That's not good.

00:16:52.000 I want him dead.

00:16:55.000 We're going to have to go through them.

00:16:57.000 Rookie, you ready?

00:16:59.000 Got the Batman voice.

00:17:00.000 Yeah.

00:17:01.000 Trying to look ready.

00:17:02.000 She is a spokesman.

00:17:07.000 We're going to have to go through them.

00:17:09.000 Let's finish this.

00:17:10.000 There's no...

00:17:11.000 Oh, I just finally got the concept right now.

00:17:14.000 Judge Dredd means he's judge, jury, and executioner.

00:17:16.000 Absolutely.

00:17:17.000 There's no trials.

00:17:18.000 No.

00:17:18.000 Street justice.

00:17:20.000 Ah.

00:17:20.000 I just got that now after hearing of Judge Dredd in about 1977 when I was seven.

00:17:28.000 It took a while.

00:17:36.000 Fuck yeah.

00:17:37.000 Get off my lawn, bitch.

00:17:38.000 Basically, Judge, jury, executioner.

00:17:49.000 So this is called Minneapolis the Movie.

00:17:54.000 Negotiations over.

00:18:01.000 Um I kind of want to just jump into this, dude.

00:18:06.000 I'm sorry.

00:18:07.000 I'm gonna have to do it.

00:18:09.000 Let's call it.

00:18:09.000 Let's.

00:18:10.000 I guess it all goes under racism in a sense.

00:18:13.000 Okay.

00:18:14.000 I mean, this is race, right?

00:18:16.000 This is racial.

00:18:18.000 This is racial.

00:18:20.000 Oh, by the way, speaking of the chauvin trial, prosecutors are done.

00:18:25.000 Wait.

00:18:26.000 Yeah, and then now it's up to the defense.

00:18:28.000 They haven't even started.

00:18:30.000 No one cares.

00:18:31.000 Like, the rioters don't care.

00:18:35.000 They could have footage of the knee on his shoulder blade.

00:18:39.000 They could have the autopsy saying it was 100% fentanyl, zero damage to his body.

00:18:45.000 Doesn't matter.

00:18:46.000 There's going to be riots.

00:18:48.000 Everyone in Minneapolis, plywood up your stores.

00:18:51.000 If I owned a retail shop in Minneapolis, I'd rig it like home alone, like Kevin McAllister.

00:18:58.000 Yeah.

00:18:58.000 I would hire Kevin McAllister and say, hey, I know you just had a baby with Brandy Song.

00:19:05.000 I would like you to set up some tar, some nails, a paint can swing.

00:19:12.000 You're going to heat up the doorknobs.

00:19:14.000 Did you know that Brandy Song and Macaulay Culkin are having a baby?

00:19:18.000 No.

00:19:19.000 How do you know that?

00:19:21.000 Because I checked Twitter moments to see if the world's on fire.

00:19:25.000 And because Twitter's IQ is around 90, it's mostly retarded pop culture.

00:19:32.000 Retardog.

00:19:34.000 I guess they both talk about.

00:19:36.000 She was a child star, too.

00:19:38.000 It was an all but not a news.

00:19:40.000 Oh, Brenda Song.

00:19:42.000 Yeah, Brenda Song.

00:19:45.000 She was.

00:19:46.000 I thought he was homosexual.

00:19:48.000 We know they both got fucked, right?

00:19:50.000 Oh, wait, he's gay?

00:19:51.000 I always thought he was.

00:19:53.000 Why?

00:19:54.000 Well, I'll show you why.

00:19:55.000 There's got raped.

00:19:56.000 Let's see.

00:19:57.000 Culkin.

00:19:58.000 All child actors were raped.

00:20:00.000 Yeah, it's a fact.

00:20:02.000 And if you want your kid to be a child actor, you're responsible for their rape.

00:20:07.000 Because he eats pizza gay.

00:20:10.000 Wow, you really did your research.

00:20:11.000 There's evidence if I've ever seen it.

00:20:14.000 Like that eye thing?

00:20:15.000 Like, what is that?

00:20:16.000 I guess that's like kid overacting, but like the nail polish and...

00:20:20.000 I don't know.

00:20:20.000 I just thought that was pretty gay.

00:20:21.000 Yeah.

00:20:22.000 Yeah, just think him to be a pizza.

00:20:24.000 What is that that we're watching?

00:20:25.000 Macaulay Culkin eating pizza.

00:20:28.000 It's from a channel called Pizza Underground, and it's just people eating pizza.

00:20:31.000 Could be pedophile shit, actually, looking back at it.

00:20:34.000 Oh, yeah.

00:20:34.000 Pizzagate.

00:20:35.000 Yep.

00:20:36.000 Actually, that's the only pizza thing there.

00:20:39.000 He did a...

00:20:40.000 Wait, the whole channel is people eating pizza, and there's only one person eating pizza?

00:20:44.000 No, you know, I thought it was...

00:20:45.000 Why are we getting our news from Ryan Rivera?

00:20:48.000 I remember, I looked this up, but no, it has everything to do with pizza, but that's the only thing with...

00:20:52.000 Okay, folks, don't ever listen to Ryan for information on this show.

00:20:56.000 I mean, I'm dubious at best.

00:20:59.000 I thought I researched this before, though.

00:21:02.000 Oh, okay, that makes it better.

00:21:03.000 Maybe that's the wrong channel.

00:21:05.000 Let's jump to Sam Hyde.

00:21:08.000 So right now we're going to talk about the Minneapolis shooting.

00:21:11.000 We saw this yesterday.

00:21:13.000 I don't think we've actually shown the footage.

00:21:15.000 The body cam footage came out after we were done recording the show.

00:21:18.000 The show was late yesterday.

00:21:20.000 Why was that, Ryan?

00:21:21.000 That's because I prepped myself to work remotely, but the files weren't downloading because I was picking up my brand new car.

00:21:28.000 Ryan's got a new car.

00:21:29.000 It's the first car of his life, right?

00:21:31.000 Yes.

00:21:31.000 And so, yeah, I tried to compress the files, send them to myself, but on the road, you know, I have my laptop there with the little hotspot, but it wasn't downloading.

00:21:39.000 So I was like, shit.

00:21:40.000 So I just raced back to get to a stable Wi-Fi and then had to put the show up and it was late.

00:21:44.000 And I'm sorry.

00:21:46.000 Okay.

00:21:49.000 Well, we're obviously talking about...

00:21:50.000 Everyone's seen the body cam footage, right?

00:21:52.000 I don't even think it's in the notes.

00:21:53.000 It was so everywhere.

00:21:56.000 She's, he, Duante is under, he had a gun charge.

00:22:03.000 It looks like he was a gangster.

00:22:04.000 It looks like he was a criminal.

00:22:06.000 And they were about to handcuff him.

00:22:09.000 Before they can get the second cuff on, he slipped out, jumped in his car.

00:22:12.000 They're saying, stop, stop, stop.

00:22:14.000 Look, I'm no expert, but I would be inclined to let the perp go.

00:22:19.000 Like, get in the car and chase him, obviously, but not, like, try to tase him from driving away.

00:22:24.000 You know what I mean?

00:22:26.000 Anyway, she goes, taser, taser.

00:22:28.000 And then she says, holy shit, I just shot him.

00:22:36.000 He makes it for about, I don't know, a couple blocks and then dies.

00:22:40.000 So everyone's seen this, right?

00:22:41.000 We didn't show it on the show, but we also didn't play Michael Jackson's Off the Wall on the show.

00:22:49.000 I knew that shit was gay when it came out.

00:22:51.000 I was only 13.

00:22:53.000 I bought The Who, It's Hard, and my cousin Chuck bought Off the Wall.

00:22:58.000 Are you talking about a Michael Jackson record as a man's being shot?

00:23:03.000 Like, literally, there's a shooting happening.

00:23:05.000 You can tell she thought it was a taser by the way she pushes the gun.

00:23:08.000 Yeah.

00:23:09.000 Like, psu, psu, as opposed to a gun, you're ready for right.

00:23:12.000 And you wouldn't get the gun in their range, like their reachable range where they can grab it.

00:23:18.000 That's also how you know that she didn't think it was.

00:23:20.000 Oh, right.

00:23:20.000 Yeah, yeah.

00:23:24.000 So I blame affirmative action.

00:23:26.000 You know how I feel on this show.

00:23:29.000 I think Ryan agrees.

00:23:31.000 Female cops are a fucking nightmare.

00:23:33.000 True.

00:23:34.000 This woman had been on the force for 26 years.

00:23:36.000 My contention is they don't have adrenaline control.

00:23:40.000 My contention is that they get overwhelmed.

00:23:43.000 There's all kinds of problems.

00:23:44.000 And I talk to cops, by the way.

00:23:45.000 I'm not just sitting on my ass and coming up with theories.

00:23:48.000 And I knew this one cop, big, huge guy.

00:23:51.000 He had this little tiny five-foot-tall female partner.

00:23:55.000 And he would call for backup as they were arriving because he knew there was going to be problems.

00:24:00.000 That pissed her off.

00:24:01.000 So she would overcompensate to show him that he doesn't need to call for backup.

00:24:07.000 And she'd get in the face of the guy.

00:24:09.000 Now the guy looks like a bitch.

00:24:12.000 Not the cop, but the perp.

00:24:14.000 And so he overreacts.

00:24:16.000 He starts getting violent.

00:24:17.000 Now there's violence.

00:24:17.000 Now he has to.

00:24:18.000 And then she can't handle him.

00:24:19.000 So he has to fight the fight that she started while she stands there running around doing nothing.

00:24:25.000 And then more guys show up.

00:24:26.000 That's one I go.

00:24:27.000 You even see this in the military.

00:24:28.000 Terry Shaper talks about this, where he goes, I'm in a bunker, I'm in a foxhole, whatever, and I see a woman going over.

00:24:36.000 My natural instinct is chivalry.

00:24:38.000 My natural instinct is to say, stand out, get back, get back, I got this.

00:24:41.000 And put myself in more risk than I would with a dude because I want to protect the woman.

00:24:45.000 It's in my DNA.

00:24:47.000 So they don't belong there either.

00:24:48.000 But yeah, in police work, you see a woman putting herself in a perilous situation.

00:24:52.000 Your first instinct is, I got this, sit down, sit down.

00:24:54.000 I'll help you.

00:24:56.000 And I don't think that was the case here.

00:24:58.000 This was another problem with female cops, and there's a lot of them.

00:25:01.000 They start shit.

00:25:02.000 They can't fight.

00:25:04.000 In this case, the problem was adrenaline control.

00:25:07.000 And she was obviously so hysterical, and her heart was pounding so fast that she couldn't tell the difference between a heavy Glock that's on her right-hand side and, I don't know, an eight-ounce taser that feels totally different.

00:25:21.000 That's a totally different color.

00:25:22.000 It's a totally different weapon.

00:25:25.000 That's because she was delirious with fear.

00:25:29.000 Her subconscious took over.

00:25:31.000 Ladies, get out of the police force.

00:25:32.000 You can do paperwork and stuff, but you shouldn't be on the street.

00:25:35.000 And I think wimps shouldn't be on the street.

00:25:36.000 It's a job for a man over six feet tall.

00:25:41.000 Oh, this is that famous one, yeah.

00:25:42.000 But this is in Europe, right?

00:25:44.000 Yeah.

00:25:44.000 Yeah, this is in like Sweden or some shit, the Netherlands.

00:25:48.000 It would be fun to beat up six cocks.

00:25:51.000 Yeah.

00:25:52.000 Wait, there's a Samaritan.

00:25:53.000 Yeah, that's the end of the video where some dude from one of the buildings runs down.

00:25:58.000 God, that looks like a depressing place to live, doesn't it?

00:26:00.000 It looks like a ski resort without the skiing.

00:26:03.000 Yeah, that looks like running away.

00:26:11.000 What are you running away from?

00:26:12.000 Rocks?

00:26:15.000 Look at the formation.

00:26:16.000 Say you get a rock.

00:26:17.000 Worst case scenario, you got to get three stitches.

00:26:20.000 We used to do that as kids.

00:26:22.000 Stand across the street from each other and whip rocks at each other.

00:26:25.000 Try to deke them out.

00:26:26.000 Yeah.

00:26:26.000 I had stitches all.

00:26:27.000 I still have the mark.

00:26:29.000 I don't think we ever made severe contact like that where stitches were necessary.

00:26:33.000 Yeah, Mike Reed busted my head open.

00:26:35.000 You could tell people that you fought six cops and then they're like, well, what do they look like?

00:26:38.000 And you're like, arms.

00:26:41.000 Why are we nitpicking?

00:26:43.000 I beat up six cops.

00:26:46.000 Were they male?

00:26:47.000 All right, so let's dive into this.

00:26:48.000 Sam Hyde called this months ago.

00:26:51.000 He called this shooting.

00:26:53.000 Said it was going to happen, and it did.

00:26:55.000 The man is a prophet.

00:26:59.000 He's our Jesus Christ.

00:27:00.000 The prophet Sam Hamid.

00:27:03.000 Peace be upon him.

00:27:04.000 If you ever catch the eye of a female cop, why does he always have to stay so hydrated?

00:27:11.000 Yeah, he loves that tin.

00:27:12.000 That's annoying.

00:27:13.000 Full of water.

00:27:14.000 He must piss 600 times a day.

00:27:16.000 And who's the twerp next to him?

00:27:18.000 That's his buddy Bicflame.

00:27:20.000 Who does what?

00:27:20.000 Just eats pizza the whole show with his socks on?

00:27:23.000 He's just chill as hell.

00:27:24.000 I hate people with socks on.

00:27:25.000 They're like little fucking foot mittens.

00:27:26.000 That's Ed McMahon.

00:27:28.000 Put some shoes on.

00:27:29.000 You're on TV, socky.

00:27:32.000 Socky locky.

00:27:35.000 Hope you wore your bulletproof vest.

00:27:39.000 Hope you got your vest on, man.

00:27:41.000 I am praying for you.

00:27:42.000 Unironically.

00:27:44.000 You ever catch the eye of a female cop?

00:27:47.000 Man, I hope you wore your vest.

00:27:49.000 And I am praying for you because that gun on her waist at some point is going to accidentally go off.

00:27:57.000 Okay?

00:27:58.000 She's going to draw it out thinking it's a taser.

00:28:00.000 She's going to have her finger on the trigger before she's ready to fire.

00:28:04.000 She's going to do this because you didn't put your hands up fast enough or whatever.

00:28:09.000 Something you did made her feel threatened.

00:28:12.000 You're taller than her.

00:28:13.000 She feels threatened for her life.

00:28:15.000 She's a female.

00:28:18.000 The only recourse she has physically is to shoot you.

00:28:23.000 And I just hope that if you ever get pulled over by a woman, you're wearing a fucking bulletproof vest and a Kevlar helmet.

00:28:32.000 Whoa.

00:28:33.000 Called it.

00:28:33.000 That was the eeriest prediction I've ever heard.

00:28:35.000 By the way, speaking of Kevlar helmets, this is a little bit farther ahead, but go to 2-8.

00:28:42.000 So the mayor gets out there and you notice this is a perfectly normal, peaceful protest, and it's not dangerous at all.

00:28:47.000 And you're just supposed to not notice that he has a fucking Kevlar helmet on his head.

00:28:53.000 Look at that.

00:28:54.000 That is one of the more intense.

00:28:55.000 I'm not scared.

00:28:56.000 No one should be scared.

00:28:58.000 This is a hat.

00:29:00.000 This is a baseball helmet.

00:29:02.000 I just came from practice, and I didn't have time to take it off because it's stitched into my weave.

00:29:10.000 Takes me a month to get off.

00:29:12.000 That's his third one, too.

00:29:13.000 It's got the number three.

00:29:13.000 He went through two of these already.

00:29:15.000 It's my third baseball helmet with the peak broken off.

00:29:18.000 The press guy who's been there all day and ideally will be there for the rest of the night has one with holes in it.

00:29:25.000 He's got a bicycle helmet.

00:29:27.000 But the other guy's got a fucking military-grade Afghani helmet.

00:29:31.000 And this isn't like some scoop guy, you know, some intrepid journalist exposing him.

00:29:37.000 This is him.

00:29:38.000 Mayor Mike put this up himself.

00:29:40.000 Earlier this evening, I had the opportunity to talk to these peaceful protesters.

00:29:45.000 I assured them we are working collaboratively with all involved agencies and we'll get to the bottom of this.

00:29:53.000 Our city is calm now.

00:29:54.000 Our city is calm now.

00:29:56.000 Did you know that?

00:29:58.000 Where do you see the amount of clips I have?

00:30:00.000 I'm devoting the whole show to these rights.

00:30:02.000 The city is not calm.

00:30:05.000 Judge Dredd is on the way in his fucking spaceship.

00:30:08.000 The city is calm now.

00:30:10.000 Thank you.

00:30:11.000 All who came out to peacefully protest and then went home.

00:30:16.000 Maybe not to their homes?

00:30:18.000 And then went to a home.

00:30:20.000 He said went home.

00:30:21.000 Right.

00:30:22.000 You don't got to go home, but you can't stay here.

00:30:25.000 You don't have to go to your home.

00:30:26.000 Go to another home.

00:30:27.000 So the chief of police, who's getting pelted with cans of frozen pop, says, no, it's not that peaceful.

00:30:33.000 It's a riot.

00:30:34.000 And the media, who sound ethnic, say, no, don't say that.

00:30:39.000 There was no riot.

00:30:42.000 To issue a dispersal order while they were peacefully protesting in front of the police station.

00:30:48.000 What led to you to issue a dispersal order and then on the back end of that 10-minute dispersal order, didn't issue out CO2 chemistry and gas for the crime station?

00:30:59.000 Just so everybody's clear, I was front and center at the protest, at the riot.

00:31:06.000 We did not.

00:31:08.000 Don't do that.

00:31:10.000 There was.

00:31:11.000 So don't do that.

00:31:13.000 The officers that were putting themselves in harm's way were being pelted with frozen cans of pop.

00:31:19.000 They were being belted with concrete blocks.

00:31:22.000 And yes, we had our helmets on and we had other protection gear, but an officer was injured, hit in the head with a brick.

00:31:28.000 Brick, that was a Henneman County deputy.

00:31:30.000 He was transported to the hospital.

00:31:32.000 So we had to make decisions.

00:31:33.000 We had to disperse the property because we can't allow our officers to be harmed.

00:31:37.000 And I've already answered the question, I believe, about your lighting.

00:31:40.000 I know that's a big deal with you, and I understand that.

00:31:42.000 But I thought I'd explain that myself.

00:31:44.000 So that is, I told you it's my decision, and that's why I've made that decision.

00:31:48.000 Is there another question?

00:31:49.000 Don't do that.

00:31:49.000 Isn't that weird hearing the media say don't do that?

00:31:52.000 And he sounded American Indian there with lighting.

00:31:55.000 I already answered your question about lighting.

00:31:57.000 Chief hit by a brick head.

00:31:58.000 For the record, Maggie Longclaws is pregnant.

00:32:01.000 Chief wears a hat.

00:32:03.000 Went in.

00:32:04.000 And Mayor wears a helmet.

00:32:05.000 Chief riots peacefully.

00:32:10.000 Mayor baseball.

00:32:13.000 Mayor fastball change up.

00:32:15.000 Judge Dredd, that one's just the same.

00:32:17.000 So let's go back a bit.

00:32:18.000 So we jumped ahead.

00:32:21.000 Duante's parents say it wasn't an accident.

00:32:26.000 You know why?

00:32:28.000 Because I lost my son.

00:32:29.000 I can't accept it was a mistake.

00:32:30.000 Duante Wright's parents refused to accept that veteran cop at 26 years, who was training a rookie, could confuse a guy with a taser and accidentally kill their son.

00:32:37.000 So their version of events is: she went, Time to clean up the streets.

00:32:42.000 She's Judge Dredd.

00:32:43.000 Right.

00:32:43.000 She's like, I could use my taser or I could tidy up Minneapolis.

00:32:51.000 She was trying to impress the rookie.

00:32:53.000 I blame the media for the fact that such a radical belief could become mainstream.

00:33:01.000 That cops just want to kill perps.

00:33:06.000 You know what?

00:33:07.000 If there was a serial pedophile, John Wayne Gacy, and he was near the bridge and he was going to commit suicide, I could see a cop having butterfingers.

00:33:18.000 I would believe that.

00:33:19.000 I would have butterfingers for sure.

00:33:21.000 I'd say, oh no, he's falling.

00:33:24.000 I couldn't get him, Chief.

00:33:26.000 I have footage of you going like this.

00:33:28.000 Yeah, I have weak fingers.

00:33:31.000 You had an erection.

00:33:34.000 But like, just some, and the kid wasn't that much of a criminal.

00:33:38.000 There's pictures of him with money.

00:33:39.000 He had a gun charge.

00:33:40.000 It's like textbook definition, normal small-time criminal.

00:33:45.000 Not like the end of the world.

00:33:47.000 Not someone that a cop goes, that bastard with that gun charger didn't show up to court and was probably selling Coke.

00:33:54.000 Ooh.

00:33:56.000 Cops, that's their bread and butter.

00:33:58.000 They don't care about that.

00:33:59.000 It's basically one-up from pot dealer.

00:34:02.000 So she wasn't tossing and turning all night.

00:34:05.000 She's incompetent.

00:34:07.000 She's a female cop.

00:34:08.000 They're useless.

00:34:10.000 There I said it.

00:34:15.000 Rahib Talib Mahachan Muhammad Makan, Shaloom Shalib, 23, Rashida Talib, says, I think we're done now.

00:34:27.000 Not defund the police, not retrain the police.

00:34:30.000 I don't agree with either of those.

00:34:32.000 Abolish them.

00:34:35.000 Starting with the females, maybe.

00:34:37.000 Let's see how that works.

00:34:38.000 Yeah, actually.

00:34:39.000 Why don't we start with ridding the police force of affirmative action and getting rid of every cop that's under six feet?

00:34:45.000 I don't see Judge Dredd with a taser, by the way.

00:34:48.000 There's no confusion on what he's pulling out.

00:34:50.000 Yeah.

00:34:50.000 There's two judges in this building.

00:34:52.000 Squad member Rashida Tlaib calls for police to be abolished because force is intentionally racist and cannot be reformed.

00:34:59.000 She calls Duante Wright's death government-funded murder.

00:35:04.000 So she's going even farther than the crazy parents.

00:35:06.000 And by the way, I totally forgive the parents for being irrational.

00:35:10.000 You lost your son.

00:35:12.000 God knows what any of us would do if we lost our son.

00:35:15.000 We would probably go on a cop-killing rampage.

00:35:17.000 We'd snap.

00:35:18.000 You'd go delirious.

00:35:20.000 So no one's criticizing these parents.

00:35:22.000 No one's saying.

00:35:23.000 Go ahead.

00:35:23.000 Say the craziest shit you can imagine.

00:35:25.000 I don't blame you.

00:35:26.000 You must be experiencing levels of grief that's unfathomable.

00:35:29.000 However, politicians are meant to be astute and rational and reasonable.

00:35:35.000 And your takeaway is even crazier than she did it on purpose.

00:35:39.000 Your takeaway is she did it on purpose.

00:35:41.000 They're always doing it on purpose.

00:35:43.000 And therefore, they do more harm than good.

00:35:45.000 Therefore, we need to get rid of all police.

00:35:49.000 How about we start with your neighborhood, Rashida?

00:35:51.000 Yeah, was she like related to him?

00:35:54.000 The police were not very active in these riots in Minneapolis.

00:35:58.000 And what happened?

00:35:59.000 Minneapolis was peacefully looted.

00:36:04.000 Oh, no.

00:36:06.000 And they can't do anything about that either.

00:36:07.000 You blow smoke in his face?

00:36:08.000 I would arrest the smoke.

00:36:10.000 Me too.

00:36:11.000 You don't want that smoke?

00:36:12.000 It's like, well, I got it.

00:36:18.000 Damn.

00:36:20.000 We're getting to dread.

00:36:21.000 Look at this.

00:36:23.000 It sucks that they're castrated.

00:36:25.000 They can't do anything.

00:36:27.000 So that's Ryan's fantasy.

00:36:28.000 He just wants them marching in here.

00:36:30.000 I want full authoritative.

00:36:32.000 Well, the narrative is that whites are above the law, right?

00:36:36.000 Go to 2-4.

00:36:38.000 They just kill with impunity, especially cops.

00:36:41.000 I've seen sweatshirts that show like a dark guy, it says same crime, and it's a dark face, and it's like 15 years, a lighter face, five years, and then a white face, zero time, and then a cop's face, and it says like pension and rewards.

00:36:55.000 My pocket screw vanished.

00:36:57.000 So tired of white men in power letting other white men in power off the hook for every type of crime imaginable.

00:37:03.000 Okay, this is what annoyed me about that.

00:37:06.000 Like letting white men off the hook for every type of crime imaginable.

00:37:09.000 And how much have we seen of the Chauvin trial?

00:37:12.000 Like daily updates.

00:37:14.000 Why didn't we see anything about the Daniel Shaver trial?

00:37:19.000 That cop was let free.

00:37:21.000 Why didn't he care?

00:37:24.000 White riot.

00:37:25.000 I want a riot.

00:37:26.000 White riot.

00:37:26.000 Where was the white riot for this?

00:37:29.000 Where white dudes who were, or even a pest control riot, he was in pest control.

00:37:33.000 Where's the pest control guys smashing windows and freaking out?

00:37:37.000 Or why wasn't it in the paper every day?

00:37:39.000 This is black privilege.

00:37:43.000 And this is, you know, if they're saying that this happens the least, whites being shot by cops, actually happens like a lot, right?

00:37:51.000 It's pretty.

00:37:52.000 What happens more?

00:37:52.000 In Heather McDonald's book, The War on Cops, she statistically proves that there's a much better argument for a Hispanic lives matter and a white lives matter because they are killed much more often than they appear in crime stats.

00:38:05.000 But even going by the media, let's say that whites get shot a lot less.

00:38:08.000 That's what they're probably trying to insinuate.

00:38:11.000 And so why not cover it as, you know, like if it's so rare, then you would cover this and be like, this happened.

00:38:18.000 But if a Japanese baby was kidnapped and stolen and taken to Africa, that's happened once.

00:38:25.000 That will have been the first time.

00:38:26.000 So yeah, it would be all over the news.

00:38:28.000 Check out this freaky story.

00:38:30.000 I thought about this earlier.

00:38:31.000 I was like, maybe either there's two types of people, people that would riot and people that wouldn't.

00:38:35.000 You know, I don't know if there's much that could make the average person who wouldn't consider rioting riot.

00:38:41.000 No matter what they're doing.

00:38:41.000 There's going to be a riot in Minneapolis no matter what.

00:38:43.000 We've seen this a million times.

00:38:45.000 Although, remember in New Rochelle, there was that guy who shot at a cop, but he had no clip and no one cared because they all thought he was an asshole.

00:38:51.000 So you can get to a level of asshole where no one protests.

00:38:54.000 But look at this crybaby 2.6 and tell me, I want to watch, can you dig up some sort of video?

00:39:00.000 I want God to work for this show.

00:39:02.000 Wouldn't that be cool?

00:39:04.000 And we'd say, God, I need you to find me a video of this dude when Daniel Shaver was killed.

00:39:11.000 And you could just show him picking his nose and playing Super Mario.

00:39:23.000 It's a gay place to get a tattoo.

00:39:28.000 I have a tattoo there.

00:39:30.000 You do?

00:39:32.000 I sure do.

00:39:33.000 Let me see.

00:39:34.000 It says Black Lives Matter.

00:39:37.000 Yeah, that's different, though.

00:39:38.000 And you have other tattoos.

00:39:39.000 Yeah.

00:39:40.000 Oh, you're aware of that.

00:39:40.000 That's only tattoos on your inner arm.

00:39:42.000 That means you don't want your mom to see it.

00:39:44.000 Right.

00:39:44.000 Well, that's like a girl tattoo where they're like, I just want like a small arrow where nobody can see the ankle.

00:39:48.000 Just to say I got a tattoo.

00:39:50.000 I just want one on my foot that says serenity.

00:39:53.000 Yeah.

00:39:54.000 They love that.

00:39:55.000 Faith on my wrist, but very small.

00:39:57.000 Insignificant.

00:39:58.000 Dedication.

00:40:02.000 Belust.

00:40:06.000 His mouth.

00:40:06.000 Is that Miles McInnes?

00:40:08.000 It looks like him.

00:40:09.000 Can't tell because it's lagging.

00:40:11.000 Uh-huh.

00:40:15.000 How many times is enough?

00:40:17.000 Yeah, like, I got to go to work tomorrow.

00:40:20.000 Wait, keep going, though.

00:40:21.000 Did you not show the whole thing?

00:40:22.000 Because one of them, he goes, Black Lives Fucking Matter.

00:40:25.000 Oh, he must have missed it.

00:40:27.000 No.

00:40:28.000 There it is.

00:40:30.000 That was the end of it.

00:40:31.000 Number one.

00:40:32.000 And it's cool because he says Black Lives Fucking Matter, and they get that that's superlative.

00:40:37.000 So they stick to Black Lives Matter.

00:40:40.000 They're well trained.

00:40:41.000 This is a big thing with Marxists.

00:40:50.000 Oh, interesting.

00:40:51.000 Now listen to them.

00:40:53.000 Let's do the.

00:41:00.000 I'm not doing the fucking.

00:41:02.000 It's like if they were singing Little Word Corvette, they wouldn't say, baby, you got to slow.

00:41:08.000 Don't, sorry, you got to slow down.

00:41:12.000 Right.

00:41:12.000 Or let the red govet.

00:41:14.000 Yeah, they wouldn't say that.

00:41:15.000 Because that's a flourish.

00:41:16.000 Or they wouldn't say lads.

00:41:21.000 Or you know that they would definitely say that.

00:41:22.000 Or they would say what?

00:41:24.000 Everybody.

00:41:26.000 Yeah.

00:41:28.000 Fucking garnishes.

00:41:29.000 These are all peaceful protests, by the way.

00:41:31.000 Please keep in mind, when you're looking at all this footage, today's show, you're looking at nothing but peaceful protests.

00:41:40.000 This was a funny quip, funny meme 2.7, saying, what if these writers were MAGA?

00:41:49.000 Make that full screen.

00:41:51.000 What would that be like?

00:41:54.000 And doesn't that, you know what?

00:41:56.000 This exposed my own prejudice in my own body.

00:42:00.000 Because when I saw that, I thought, look at the, this is bad.

00:42:04.000 They used to be.

00:42:04.000 Oh, wait, yeah, I thought that was real for a second.

00:42:08.000 You thought that was real.

00:42:09.000 You thought someone got it.

00:42:10.000 I thought that was a clip from the clip from the Minneapolis Riots.

00:42:17.000 And they have photoshopped in a podium, MAGA hats, and QAnon's crazy horns.

00:42:22.000 That took me a second.

00:42:23.000 And doesn't even your own brain go, fucking megas, motherfuckers?

00:42:30.000 Like my own brain goes to the brain.

00:42:32.000 Yeah, no, I shun them.

00:42:33.000 I'm a liberal.

00:42:34.000 Yeah, I said, I can't believe they did that.

00:42:36.000 Like, I saw a lot of stuff from the Capitol, but they were.

00:42:38.000 Like, I'm part of it.

00:42:39.000 Like, I'm brainwashed too.

00:42:40.000 When I see the blacks on the cars, part of my brain goes, stop killing us.

00:42:45.000 Those poor kids, stop killing them.

00:42:47.000 And then I'm not fully de-brainwashed.

00:42:50.000 And then when I saw this, part of my brain went, fucking Trump supporters, they're such assholes.

00:42:55.000 I hope they get arrested for this.

00:42:57.000 Yeah.

00:42:58.000 Yeah.

00:42:58.000 You see your own prejudice.

00:43:00.000 True.

00:43:01.000 That's like the time I was at this theater Cinéma La Mour in Montreal, which is a porn theater.

00:43:07.000 And there was a guy who worked there, and he was black as coal.

00:43:12.000 And he had big eyes, and he had big red lips.

00:43:17.000 I guess I can't do it.

00:43:18.000 And he had white gloves on because he was a matrix at a theater.

00:43:22.000 And part of me was offended, like, that he's racist.

00:43:25.000 It's a racist depiction.

00:43:27.000 Like, part of me wanted to go over and go, buddy, buddy, let's take it down a notch, please.

00:43:32.000 You're a racist caricature of a black person.

00:43:35.000 And he's like, this is who I is.

00:43:37.000 And you're like, oh, no, no, no, sir.

00:43:38.000 We can't do that.

00:43:39.000 You can't do that.

00:43:39.000 It's even worse.

00:43:40.000 You know what?

00:43:41.000 You're under arrest for a hate crime.

00:43:43.000 What?

00:43:43.000 I'm just doing my job.

00:43:46.000 Cha.

00:43:47.000 Yeah.

00:43:47.000 Tap dances out of there.

00:43:49.000 Can I dance my way out of the charge?

00:43:51.000 No, sir.

00:43:51.000 You just made it 10 times worse.

00:43:53.000 You're going to jail.

00:43:54.000 Then he's in jail.

00:43:54.000 What are you in for, man?

00:43:55.000 Hate crime.

00:43:56.000 What was your crime again?

00:43:58.000 I'm a racist caricature of myself.

00:44:01.000 Yeah, it's like my old sushi chef boss and his wife.

00:44:05.000 It's like so Asian.

00:44:06.000 She was telling me about a road race thing.

00:44:07.000 He's like, somebody gave me a middle finger, so I said, how about the fuck are you?

00:44:11.000 And I was like, that's Miss Kwan on Mad TV.

00:44:15.000 I was like, that's mad TV.

00:44:16.000 We've been so brainwashed that sometimes when someone fits an archetype, we're offended because it's stereotypical.

00:44:21.000 Yeah.

00:44:23.000 And these riots are pretty darn stereotypical.

00:44:24.000 Talk about eating fish eyes.

00:44:26.000 And I'm like, no, you don't.

00:44:27.000 You don't have to eat.

00:44:27.000 Oh, yeah, I do eat a fish eye.

00:44:31.000 You know what I was realizing the other day in the suburbs?

00:44:35.000 Everyone is so offended by my like 10 things I had about the Jews and rice balls and monkey actress because they don't get how we talk in a diverse group.

00:44:44.000 Like when I insult you for being Asian or Puerto Rican, that's how people talk to each other.

00:44:48.000 Like at the gym, when it's just Larry and it's all white dudes, which is pretty rare, someone will go, you better fucking watch it, Larry.

00:44:54.000 You're the only black guy here.

00:44:56.000 Right, right.

00:44:56.000 It's like, see, that's how guys talk to each other.

00:44:59.000 Yeah.

00:45:00.000 And they have only grown up in a white bubble.

00:45:02.000 So when they hear anything racial, they assume it's like, God damn it, we got a monkey actress on the TV.

00:45:07.000 Right.

00:45:08.000 Because they've never had riff sessions with other groups.

00:45:11.000 Also, when you're involved in comedy, it's like that's now you're juggling.

00:45:15.000 You know, jugglers juggle bowling pins, but if you set them on fire, it's a little more risky, right?

00:45:19.000 So it's like using risky concepts.

00:45:21.000 Yeah, just going to the edge.

00:45:23.000 And they don't get that.

00:45:24.000 What do you do?

00:45:26.000 Every time I leave the gym, I have this compulsion to say, bye, Larry.

00:45:28.000 My arm's up, and I feel like going, sometimes I feel like, white power.

00:45:32.000 But I can't, obviously, would never do that.

00:45:34.000 So last time I did it, I yelled out, black power.

00:45:37.000 And he goes, white power, back at me.

00:45:40.000 And everyone stopped boxing and looked over.

00:45:41.000 I was like, I don't know what the not a fan.

00:45:47.000 Who are you again?

00:45:49.000 Don't leave me hanging.

00:45:51.000 Okay, so this was funny, this concept of kill me last.

00:45:54.000 And I saw right after the black Hebrew Israelites had murdered two people at a kosher deli, two Jewish people at a kosher deli in New Jersey, there was this big ritual in Brooklyn with Black Lives Matter.

00:46:09.000 And it wasn't just secular Jews, it was Orthodox Jews.

00:46:12.000 And I said to Ron, I go, what's going on here?

00:46:15.000 Like days after you're murdered, you're saying, I agree with you and your cause.

00:46:20.000 And Ron goes, they're just saying, kill me last.

00:46:24.000 It's like pleading for mercy.

00:46:26.000 And it doesn't work.

00:46:29.000 Surely you learned this in grade school when everyone was beating up Craig Fraser.

00:46:33.000 And he goes, no one likes me.

00:46:34.000 I don't have any friends.

00:46:35.000 I didn't do anything to you.

00:46:36.000 And they just, like they go, oh shit, what the hell is a wake-up call?

00:46:39.000 No, they just keep pounding.

00:46:41.000 Now you're a pussy and beat up.

00:46:43.000 And now you're not going to fight back.

00:46:44.000 So now I feel even more confident kicking the shit out of you.

00:46:48.000 Die with some dignity.

00:46:50.000 Racism has no place here.

00:46:51.000 We support the black community.

00:46:52.000 Please don't break our windows is basically the next sign.

00:46:56.000 And what does that get?

00:46:57.000 Yeah.

00:47:03.000 But they leave the banner alone.

00:47:11.000 Headquarters of the world.

00:47:13.000 This is where you fill out an application to have a cop murdered and we go and take care of it for you because we hate cops.

00:47:19.000 Yeah, but all cops are bastards.

00:47:21.000 Maybe they're doing something nice.

00:47:22.000 Maybe they threw, they're like, this is a nice rock.

00:47:25.000 You know, like when you feed a cat, like a stray cat, it'll bring you a mouse.

00:47:28.000 You're like, I don't want a mouse, but it's a nice gesture.

00:47:30.000 Right.

00:47:31.000 Let me explain to you why those windows were smashed.

00:47:34.000 Because it's fun.

00:47:36.000 That's it.

00:47:36.000 Stop trying to inject politics and racial equality and all this.

00:47:41.000 No.

00:47:41.000 It's an excuse to riot.

00:47:44.000 And as you know, from being 11 and walking through the forest in an abandoned lot and seeing an old factory, to pick up a brick and throw it at the factory and smash one of those little four by six panes, it's cool.

00:47:57.000 It's fun.

00:47:58.000 It goes, it's really loud.

00:48:00.000 If you're really lucky, you find a TV and you throw a brick through there and it makes a big thunderous boom.

00:48:06.000 That's a blast.

00:48:07.000 That's it.

00:48:09.000 But it says ACAB, isn't that?

00:48:11.000 All cops are bastards?

00:48:12.000 No.

00:48:13.000 ACAB is an acronym.

00:48:14.000 You know what it stands for?

00:48:16.000 Rioting is fun.

00:48:18.000 I'm enjoying this riot.

00:48:20.000 As Jello Biafra says in the song Riot, tomorrow you're homeless.

00:48:24.000 Tonight it's a blast.

00:48:26.000 Rioting, the unbeatable high.

00:48:28.000 Rioting shoots your nears to the sky.

00:48:30.000 Rioting, you're playing right into their hands.

00:48:35.000 So yeah, your little donations don't help, but it doesn't stop them.

00:48:39.000 Look at this Footlocker.

00:48:40.000 Footlocker begged $200 million in donation.

00:48:46.000 By the way, that woman, Black Lives Manners, who you get, by the way, you get suspended on social media if you point out that she bought several million dollar homes.

00:48:58.000 That's kind of, when you think about what BLM took in, this is a crazy angle, folks.

00:49:06.000 Say it's a corporation like the SPLC and they're raising money.

00:49:10.000 Like Morris D's home was worth a lot more than $1.4 million.

00:49:14.000 So she's actually, when you look at the size of the monolith she helped create, I think she spent about $3 million on real estate.

00:49:26.000 That's not so crazy.

00:49:28.000 As for a CEO salary of a nonprofit of that magnitude.

00:49:33.000 Look at other nonprofits that are taking that money.

00:49:35.000 I bet they have nicer homes.

00:49:37.000 Now, obviously, we're outraged that they didn't spend any money on a black college fund or cleaning up the slums or some sort of gun awareness program, gun rights thing in the hood.

00:49:49.000 Give some to Maj Touré and his black guns matter thing, something like that.

00:49:55.000 No.

00:49:56.000 So that's what pisses us off.

00:49:57.000 But to really focus on the fact that the CEO of a billion-dollar corporation has a $1.4 million home.

00:50:06.000 It's a diversion.

00:50:07.000 Oh, no, we're not watching that.

00:50:09.000 They were showing that a drive-by hit a woman holding her one-year-old child.

00:50:15.000 This violence happens every day in our cities.

00:50:17.000 Every single day, BLM has nothing to say about this.

00:50:19.000 These lives mean nothing to them.

00:50:21.000 You can show the picture without showing the video.

00:50:23.000 And so you're watching a baby die?

00:50:26.000 Because there was an 11-month-old killed.

00:50:29.000 No, the mother, I think, Brittany Hill was gunned down while holding her one-year-old child.

00:50:32.000 So, I mean, very well.

00:50:34.000 Because there was similarly, I can't remember where this was, but there's an 11-month-old who was killed in the car during a drive-by.

00:50:40.000 How could there be two drive-bys with a baby involved in the past 24 hours?

00:50:45.000 Walmart 2, they begged for help by saying, we support you.

00:50:52.000 Ooh, we support you.

00:50:54.000 So there's the Footlocker one.

00:50:55.000 Oh, yeah, that's Walmart and Footlocker together.

00:51:01.000 Post-millennial.

00:51:02.000 $300 million.

00:51:03.000 Was that each or total?

00:51:05.000 $300 million, probably total, to get looted during racial justice riot.

00:51:10.000 Now, no one should be surprised by this.

00:51:12.000 The only people who should be surprised by this are the analysts, the academics that pour over this data and imbue it with some sort of political agenda.

00:51:20.000 Stop!

00:51:21.000 It goes back to the black on Asian thing.

00:51:23.000 Stop!

00:51:25.000 There's no rhyme or reason to it.

00:51:27.000 It's wanton crime.

00:51:28.000 And why is there wanton crime?

00:51:30.000 Because we got rid of the police.

00:51:32.000 We listened to Rashida Tlaib and said they don't need to exist.

00:51:35.000 When you take away law and order, you get broken windows.

00:51:38.000 That's why Giuliani pursues broken window theory, because the inverse is true.

00:51:43.000 If you make sure you repair every little broken window, there's going to be less violence.

00:51:48.000 Giuliani cracked down on turnstile jumpers.

00:51:51.000 And I know I don't sound very libertarian right now, but in a state of emergency, which New York was in in the early 90s, it Works.

00:52:01.000 Sorry.

00:52:02.000 I want there to be fewer laws.

00:52:04.000 I want everyone to have the right to have a gun that's over 18.

00:52:08.000 But once those laws are established, they have to be enforced.

00:52:14.000 Those are all civilian vehicles waiting to pick off.

00:52:18.000 You see that line of vehicles?

00:52:20.000 Just people.

00:52:21.000 It's like a drive-thru.

00:52:23.000 They're waiting for the next Star Wars to.

00:52:25.000 Don't jump ahead to the safe.

00:52:27.000 So 3-4, I thought this was great.

00:52:29.000 They describe it as material liberation.

00:52:32.000 That's sort of...

00:52:35.000 I always get in shit for mispronouncing this.

00:52:37.000 Anthropomorphosize?

00:52:39.000 Anthropomorphize.

00:52:40.000 I thought it was anthropomorphized, but that's.

00:52:42.000 I've heard it from you.

00:52:43.000 Yeah, I think I've been getting it wrong.

00:52:45.000 Look it up.

00:52:45.000 Let's get it right for the ones.

00:52:47.000 And I'm going to write it out with my pen.

00:52:49.000 Let's all learn this word.

00:52:50.000 Oh, it's...

00:52:50.000 I think it's missing a syllable.

00:52:52.000 So anthrop.

00:52:53.000 Let's see here.

00:52:54.000 Oh, God.

00:52:55.000 Anthopromorphize.

00:52:58.000 Anthropomorphize.

00:52:59.000 Promorphize.

00:53:02.000 Anthopomorphize.

00:53:06.000 Not anthropomorphize.

00:53:07.000 So they like to anthropomorphize.

00:53:09.000 Anthropomorphize.

00:53:10.000 They like to anthropomorphize these bottles of wine and auto parts they're stealing and say, I'm liberating them.

00:53:20.000 Acts of material liberation should not be filmed.

00:53:26.000 That is the best word I've ever heard.

00:53:28.000 In fact, that's going to be the name of the show.

00:53:30.000 We're freeing the materials.

00:53:31.000 Material liberation.

00:53:35.000 It's not a very sexy title.

00:53:37.000 It doesn't really pass.

00:53:38.000 It's kind of genius.

00:53:39.000 It's better than White Riot, which was my original title.

00:53:44.000 So go to 3.5.

00:53:45.000 Now let's just show some of this peaceful protesting that's been going on.

00:53:50.000 There's a lot.

00:53:52.000 Is there material liberation involved?

00:53:55.000 Jesus, this is after a white woman.

00:53:58.000 It's usually not this bad when it's a white woman.

00:54:01.000 It's usually white males.

00:54:02.000 So this is after a white woman shot someone by accident, right?

00:54:05.000 No trial.

00:54:06.000 Can you imagine what Minneapolis is going to be like after Chauvin?

00:54:12.000 It's going to be dread.

00:54:14.000 So this is what I don't get about looting.

00:54:16.000 Like, I like bourbon.

00:54:18.000 I would like to go in there with some sort of a backpack, a big camping backpack.

00:54:25.000 And liberate some of the material.

00:54:27.000 Liberate, material, liberate all the bourbon.

00:54:32.000 Woodford Reserve, Buffalo Trace, obviously Maker's Mark.

00:54:35.000 They have some collector bottles.

00:54:37.000 Actually, that might pin me to the crime.

00:54:39.000 I put those in my backpack and carefully, maybe even add some cardboard so they don't clink and break.

00:54:44.000 And then head home.

00:54:45.000 But going and smashing them, that just makes it harder to walk.

00:54:51.000 I was talking about this with my glasses guy yesterday.

00:54:54.000 And he's like, some fellow glasses store got looted a couple years ago or whatever.

00:54:58.000 And he goes, not only did they loot it, but then they started just pushing over the displays.

00:55:03.000 So now it's going to take her weeks to rebuild, even after the insurance money.

00:55:07.000 What are they?

00:55:08.000 Is that Patron?

00:55:09.000 I think that's tequila, right?

00:55:11.000 The green ones look like...

00:55:12.000 Yeah, it looks like Patron.

00:55:14.000 But look, they're waiting for a hand cart.

00:55:19.000 And if they get caught doing it, it's take me dead or alive.

00:55:23.000 You won't take me alive.

00:55:24.000 Well, that's the problem with this narrative that cops are racist and they want to kill you.

00:55:27.000 Oh, I like that guy.

00:55:28.000 Just one bottle.

00:55:29.000 That's cool.

00:55:30.000 I mean, if you're not a total drunk, a bottle of Cuervo should last you about a week.

00:55:37.000 So say you take three and you're not Mr. Cuervo every night.

00:55:41.000 That's a month of booze.

00:55:43.000 You know how much self-incriminating probably happens after this?

00:55:45.000 Like, yeah, I just got my free bottle of booze.

00:55:47.000 Oh, we're focused on January 6th.

00:55:49.000 That's correct.

00:55:50.000 In fact, sorry to jump ahead here, but there is the Daily Beast had an article 5-0 about how they found a green beret or some shit who admits he was there.

00:56:05.000 Navy SEAL.

00:56:06.000 He admits he marched onto the Capitol on January 6th.

00:56:09.000 Can you believe that bastard?

00:56:11.000 And you know how we know?

00:56:13.000 Well, we had this kid who go back to that article.

00:56:17.000 So you have Kelly Weil.

00:56:19.000 She's been obsessed with the Proud Boys forever.

00:56:21.000 She's a New Yorker.

00:56:22.000 She's a clostomy bag for Strangers Come.

00:56:25.000 And women in New York resent masculinity because by their own volition, they've made themselves dead ovary shit chests.

00:56:33.000 So they hate men because they're like, why won't you put a fucking ring on it and tell me to cut this shit out with the career bullshit?

00:56:41.000 So she's got a horrible, shitty, lonely life.

00:56:43.000 And she directs it at Proud Boys and me.

00:56:47.000 But she can't do her job.

00:56:48.000 So she gets this guy to do the research.

00:56:50.000 Go back to the top.

00:56:51.000 This dork beta male who also hates men, Adam Ransley.

00:56:56.000 Is that his name?

00:56:57.000 Ronsley?

00:56:58.000 Ronsley?

00:56:59.000 I included a picture of him in the notes.

00:57:02.000 You can see.

00:57:02.000 So he does all the work.

00:57:04.000 This is women in the workforce.

00:57:06.000 He does all the research and makes sure everything is legally sound.

00:57:09.000 And then she just goes, these guys are fucking assholes and they're racist.

00:57:13.000 But what I thought amazing, what was amazing about it is while we're watching all this rioting and totally ignoring it and calling it peaceful, they're still obsessed with January 6th.

00:57:21.000 We saw Jim Acosta and the Turgid Title Tale Brian Stettler bitching about it yesterday, calling it a riot.

00:57:28.000 And the reason they know that this guy, this Navy SEAL, was there, because of the, ready for this?

00:57:38.000 The University of Toronto's Citizen Lab and Deep State Dogs, which is a research collective dedicated to identifying those present at the Capitol on January 6th.

00:57:55.000 The University of Toronto's Citizen Lab and Deep State Dogs.

00:58:00.000 Wow.

00:58:01.000 Like, where is that for all these riots?

00:58:03.000 Why aren't they pouring over those files?

00:58:05.000 They don't give a shit.

00:58:07.000 What about the riots over the weekend in Portland where they locked up an ICE facility with officers inside and tried to burn them alive?

00:58:16.000 Are the deep state dogs going after that?

00:58:19.000 No, they don't give a shit.

00:58:22.000 And then they say, they give us a shout-out, which is very rare.

00:58:25.000 People hate saying censored.tv.

00:58:27.000 The two apparently, when they say the two, they mean Joe Biggs and this Navy SEAL, who had nothing to do with the insurrection, but he happened to be at the rally.

00:58:36.000 Therefore, he's evil.

00:58:38.000 The two apparently made some connection as Rush appeared on the February 2020 episode of Biggs podcast at Censored TV, where the two discussed his childhood and how he channeled his inner demons and became a successful special operations beast.

00:58:50.000 According to the description of the show, after Biggs' alleged participation in the riot and or his episodes appear to have been removed from Censored TV, which was founded by Proud Boys founder, Gavin McInnes.

00:59:03.000 With my name spelled correctly, that must have been the guy doing it.

00:59:06.000 In an email, Rush said Biggs wasn't what brought him to Washington on January 6th and that he's not a member of the Proud Boys.

00:59:12.000 Shit, she said.

00:59:14.000 Fuck.

00:59:15.000 She was the one, by the way, 4-9, who poured over a bunch of tweets.

00:59:22.000 The way the women do research when they don't have this Adam nerd is they say, go to the top there, Roger Stone.

00:59:29.000 Oh, yeah.

00:59:29.000 Roger Stone was doing a talk at a strip club, and she said there's a huge backlash within the right.

00:59:36.000 And they're receiving violent threats from Antifa leftists for appearing at a strip club.

00:59:40.000 So this massive backlash is she finds one tweet from these Antifa losers and a Nazi and says, it's a backlash.

00:59:48.000 That's how they work.

00:59:49.000 They're terrible at their job.

00:59:50.000 She needs a ring on it.

00:59:51.000 She needs to get married.

00:59:52.000 They're not doing that.

00:59:53.000 That makes her resent men.

00:59:54.000 So what does she do?

00:59:55.000 She focuses her career on snitching on men, masculine men.

01:00:00.000 Anyway.

01:00:04.000 3.6.

01:00:06.000 We have cops just driving through running plates.

01:00:09.000 They don't have the University of Toronto's deep state dogs.

01:00:14.000 So they have to go through and just sort of get on the radio and say license plates as people load up their cars.

01:00:28.000 Man, they're in there.

01:00:36.000 That's how police should do police work, especially in riots.

01:00:38.000 Just drive by, film it, and write down the license plate.

01:00:42.000 Take it to the judge.

01:00:45.000 Dread.

01:00:46.000 Hennessy.

01:00:46.000 Ooh.

01:00:48.000 I don't like Hennessy.

01:00:50.000 I have a hard time believing the rules of the streets still have been...

01:00:53.000 They have as much integrity as they used to, like no snitching.

01:00:57.000 You can get undercover guys that look like writers and looters and weave them within and get some info.

01:01:05.000 Who's taking these bottles, get some info after this, we're going here or whatever.

01:01:09.000 It's a freebie.

01:01:10.000 You know, in a disgusting way, I don't blame them.

01:01:12.000 I mean, if I was 17, I might be doing this too.

01:01:15.000 Right.

01:01:16.000 You know, before I owned my own business and understood that insurance isn't free and there's no such thing as material liberation.

01:01:23.000 Okay.

01:01:23.000 Start Minneapolis going to wave the field.

01:01:26.000 Let me know.

01:01:30.000 Do you need oil?

01:01:31.000 Lube?

01:01:32.000 10WD30?

01:01:35.000 Squeaky.

01:01:37.000 Oh, for the tabes.

01:01:40.000 Anyway, Target was getting it too.

01:01:42.000 I'm sorry to, I know we're getting what editors call example exhaustion, but it's important you just see the magnitude of this.

01:01:51.000 Because no one covers this.

01:01:53.000 But they sure cover Jan 6.

01:02:03.000 Okay, Lee, I see you.

01:02:05.000 I say, I see you.

01:02:12.000 Well, this is Target, so it's...

01:02:15.000 You don't need that shit.

01:02:17.000 No, it's just guy trying to...

01:02:19.000 I don't know.

01:02:20.000 I don't know what I see you means.

01:02:22.000 Right, right.

01:02:23.000 I don't know.

01:02:23.000 It looks like maybe he's like...

01:02:26.000 This is messed up.

01:02:27.000 This is our community.

01:02:28.000 You know, in Harlem, 125th, had to take that stop the other day.

01:02:33.000 There's no Burger King and no McDonald's left there.

01:02:37.000 But there's just graffitied, a graffitied chef.

01:02:40.000 I keep telling people that.

01:02:41.000 Sherrod was in denial.

01:02:43.000 I said, Harlem's dead.

01:02:44.000 Yeah, no, it's dead.

01:02:45.000 It went like the jerk chicken, the Jamaican spots are gone, and then it was just Dunkin' Donuts, Burger King, Foot Locker, and now they're disappearing.

01:02:54.000 There used to be a Wendy's?

01:02:56.000 A Wendy's?

01:02:57.000 A Wendy's, a Burger King, and a McDonald's in around like the two-block radius.

01:03:02.000 They're all gone.

01:03:04.000 All of them gone.

01:03:06.000 Each and every one of those gone.

01:03:07.000 You poor guy.

01:03:08.000 Dollar Tree?

01:03:11.000 Cassandra really enjoyed this.

01:03:13.000 A dollar store was looted.

01:03:16.000 So what did you get?

01:03:18.000 Eight bucks worth of shit?

01:03:27.000 Oh, that's a good solution.

01:03:29.000 Gas the place.

01:03:31.000 Assuming that doesn't ruin the merchandise.

01:03:34.000 That's directly impacting people who shop there to get cheap and budget food items.

01:03:39.000 They sell food items.

01:03:40.000 Of course.

01:03:41.000 Fuck 12.

01:03:42.000 All cops are bastards.

01:03:44.000 Again, that means I'll have to write.

01:03:46.000 Was that 3.9 or 3.8?

01:03:48.000 That was 3.8.

01:03:50.000 Okay, so 3.9 is more Dollar Tree.

01:03:53.000 Smash it up.

01:03:55.000 Smash it up.

01:03:57.000 Smash damn shits.

01:04:00.000 By the way, in Ryan's defense, we don't mind him going to buy a car.

01:04:04.000 That's a good excuse.

01:04:05.000 It's hard.

01:04:05.000 He had to drive for hours, take the train for hours to get it.

01:04:09.000 And he has been working on the lagging.

01:04:11.000 So every time I come into the studio, he's on the phone with Tech and he's got some cords and a new thing.

01:04:17.000 I think the new drivecaster is becoming the only solution.

01:04:20.000 Yes.

01:04:20.000 And it's going to be a real big improvement.

01:04:33.000 What the?

01:04:36.000 You know, in Judge Dredd, they have these rooms where you could just get your aggression out and smash things?

01:04:41.000 Really?

01:04:41.000 Yeah.

01:04:42.000 They have it here in Minneapolis.

01:04:44.000 It's called Minneapolis.

01:04:46.000 Do they have a place where you don't get to do that?

01:04:49.000 This one was crazy.

01:04:50.000 This one was crazy.

01:04:51.000 Yeah, well, it depends who's doing the rioting.

01:04:53.000 That's in the comics, they have that.

01:04:54.000 Stealing a safe.

01:04:58.000 I don't know much about safes, but I'm sure they're penetrable, but I bet it takes a good day and a half and maybe 50 drill bits to get into these things.

01:05:10.000 You better hope there's a day and a half's worth of money.

01:05:14.000 What if they break in there and there's 300 bucks and it's taken you guys three dudes and $80 of drill bits?

01:05:23.000 Titanium drill bits or whatever they use.

01:05:25.000 They don't have a Tripolo in that fucking thing?

01:05:28.000 You know?

01:05:29.000 What's a Tripolo?

01:05:30.000 The thing that's on your glasses so you don't lose them.

01:05:32.000 Oh.

01:05:33.000 Like, you know, you would call it a Tripolo.

01:05:36.000 Tile is on my tail.

01:05:37.000 Tile and Tripolo.

01:05:38.000 There's two different.

01:05:39.000 What is this called again?

01:05:41.000 An orbit.

01:05:42.000 Okay.

01:05:43.000 Yeah, the Tripolo.

01:05:44.000 So you lose your glasses, put an orbit on.

01:05:48.000 And that doesn't touch your head at all.

01:05:50.000 No, it's in that space.

01:05:51.000 Yep.

01:05:53.000 Yeah, you would think that it has some sort of tracking.

01:05:55.000 Yes, and an alarm.

01:05:57.000 They have no traction on those things.

01:05:58.000 I'm a Fed and I'm spying on them when they see it.

01:06:00.000 That is pretty neat.

01:06:07.000 So anyway, there's that.

01:06:08.000 That goes on and on, right?

01:06:09.000 Look at that.

01:06:10.000 You're right.

01:06:10.000 It's just a lineup of cars going through a drive-through.

01:06:14.000 It's like Black Friday.

01:06:16.000 But it's Black History.

01:06:17.000 Black Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday.

01:06:23.000 You know what I saw?

01:06:24.000 Black History Month, and then the month was crossed out, and then it was year.

01:06:27.000 And I think it was at a Nike store or something like that.

01:06:30.000 Like in person, I saw that.

01:06:31.000 So they paid a few hundred million for that campaign.

01:06:33.000 Look, people are waiting in line.

01:06:39.000 Yeah, it'd be funny if Footlocker was like, yeah, we're going to donate 200 million.

01:06:43.000 It's like, you've only given us $100 million.

01:06:44.000 Donate $200 million right now, right before my eyes.

01:06:47.000 This is all very peaceful, by the way.

01:06:48.000 You'll see where the other hundred dollars is.

01:06:49.000 Remember how peaceful it is.

01:06:51.000 All right, so we're done.

01:06:52.000 Well, they're getting along.

01:06:53.000 CNN shows up.

01:06:57.000 And this is interesting because this moron has nothing to say whatsoever.

01:07:04.000 He doesn't have a point.

01:07:05.000 There's no logic.

01:07:05.000 And again, this personifies my allegation that there's zero thought behind any of this.

01:07:10.000 But just like the cop, this woman has no adrenaline control and she's floundering too.

01:07:17.000 So you have a moron and a bitch.

01:07:19.000 And that's CNN.

01:07:21.000 CNN.

01:07:22.000 A moron and a bitch.

01:07:23.000 Now you can see.

01:07:24.000 Now you can see.

01:07:27.000 You want to talk to me?

01:07:28.000 You want to talk to me?

01:07:29.000 Okay, cool.

01:07:29.000 Don't take my mic.

01:07:31.000 What's your name?

01:07:32.000 They need a badass black chick on the streets.

01:07:34.000 Otherwise, that would be pointless to have a person.

01:07:38.000 She is?

01:07:38.000 Yep.

01:07:39.000 Well, she's got some hood and hands or black.

01:07:42.000 All right, so tell me what you think about what's going on.

01:07:44.000 What I think about this is all the press and all the extra shit y'all do makes this worse.

01:07:50.000 You think so?

01:07:50.000 Yes.

01:07:51.000 When people want to protest, they shouldn't do it in front of a fucking police.

01:07:55.000 Yeah.

01:07:56.000 Courthouse.

01:07:57.000 Shit like that.

01:07:58.000 You get what the fuck I'm saying?

01:08:00.000 I get what the fuck he's saying.

01:08:01.000 You know what he's saying?

01:08:02.000 He's saying they shouldn't be doing this in front of Dollar Tree and Footlocker and Walmart.

01:08:08.000 He's saying they should be protesting in front of City Hall or in front of a police building and they shouldn't be wrecking stuff.

01:08:14.000 Yeah, that's how we all think, sir.

01:08:16.000 What's that got to do?

01:08:17.000 I hate CNN as much as the next guy, but what's that got to do with...

01:08:21.000 So you're criticizing the rioters is what you're doing.

01:08:23.000 Right, right.

01:08:24.000 But he's having trouble articulating that.

01:08:27.000 Be careful.

01:08:28.000 I want you to be careful.

01:08:29.000 I really want anything that can hit you.

01:08:32.000 Of anything that can hit you.

01:08:33.000 Look at all this stuff.

01:08:34.000 Of this.

01:08:35.000 What?

01:08:35.000 Of this.

01:08:36.000 Does it look like I'm scared?

01:08:37.000 No, you don't.

01:08:38.000 Do it look like I'm scared.

01:08:39.000 You don't.

01:08:40.000 Exactly.

01:08:40.000 Y'all need to get up out of here with all that twisting up the media ass shit.

01:08:44.000 Okay.

01:08:44.000 Real shit.

01:08:44.000 You don't know me, but we don't know you.

01:08:46.000 We're going to get to know each other.

01:08:47.000 That's what we're doing.

01:08:47.000 We're going to get to know each other.

01:08:48.000 Yes, we are.

01:08:49.000 We are.

01:08:50.000 We are.

01:08:50.000 How are you going to know me?

01:08:51.000 I'm going to give it a talk.

01:08:52.000 I'm going to share a number with you.

01:08:53.000 All right.

01:08:54.000 Let's do it.

01:08:54.000 No, let's do it right now.

01:08:55.000 Let's do it.

01:08:56.000 Alright, here's my phone.

01:08:57.000 Let's go ahead and share it.

01:09:00.000 Tell me what's going on.

01:09:00.000 Y'all just going to edit out the shit.

01:09:02.000 We're live.

01:09:02.000 We're not.

01:09:03.000 We're not going to edit out some shit.

01:09:05.000 We're live right now.

01:09:05.000 We're not fucking live.

01:09:07.000 I'm live right now.

01:09:08.000 I don't care if you're live or not.

01:09:09.000 Okay, go ahead.

01:09:13.000 We're with CNN.

01:09:14.000 Then take that camera all the way the fuck up there then.

01:09:17.000 We are going up there.

01:09:18.000 Take it all the way the fuck up there.

01:09:19.000 Y'all doing all the extra shit for the backhand shit to make people look all crazy.

01:09:23.000 They are.

01:09:24.000 All right, well then you watch us because we're going.

01:09:26.000 All right, so everybody's got a hot head right now, as you might imagine, because it is really, really hot right now.

01:09:35.000 The crowd would...

01:09:38.000 So that's why I gave you example exhaustion earlier.

01:09:42.000 Just so when you hear peaceful protesters and the media is twisting it and all these other stupid lies, you can see the magnitude of what happened in Minneapolis last night.

01:09:52.000 And here's another thing.

01:09:53.000 So the riots are based on the assumption that white cops hunt black people for sport and pretend, oh, I thought I had my taser.

01:10:04.000 But the opposite is true.

01:10:06.000 Go to 4-2?

01:10:08.000 Fortuitous.

01:10:15.000 What is this now?

01:10:16.000 Come on, Daddy.

01:10:18.000 Oh, this is Elijah saying, why do proud boys behave like this?

01:10:21.000 But listen to what people are screaming as they randomly attack white people for no other reason than their race.

01:10:32.000 Volume.

01:10:33.000 Volume's off.

01:10:56.000 He white.

01:10:57.000 Beat his shit.

01:10:59.000 Bitch.

01:11:04.000 He white.

01:11:04.000 Beat his shit.

01:11:06.000 Yet, when you talk to the CDC, the number one problem in America is racism.

01:11:13.000 And you know when they say that, they mean anti-black.

01:11:19.000 Go ahead.

01:11:20.000 Oh, 45.

01:11:24.000 No, not 45.

01:11:26.000 Fuckface.

01:11:27.000 It's what we see after the day.

01:11:36.000 Yeah, what does that say?

01:11:41.000 New.

01:11:42.000 The CDC, the ones telling us what masks we have to wear, double masking, telling us we can't have birthday parties, telling us our kids have to go in the gymnasium for lunch and they have to be six feet apart and their four-year-olds can't touch the jungle gym, declares racism a serious health threat and says they'll need government funding to combat it.

01:12:01.000 You know what this is?

01:12:02.000 This goes back to like Mondays are infrastructure.

01:12:05.000 Education is infrastructure.

01:12:07.000 Climate change is infrastructure.

01:12:08.000 You just subvert the funds for something by saying it's part of this.

01:12:15.000 So everyone thinks racism is the biggest problem in America, even though it doesn't really exist, at least in the sense that they say it exists, which is blacks are being hunted.

01:12:24.000 So there's some money and attention there.

01:12:26.000 Let's divert it over to me and say it's a health issue.

01:12:29.000 And now the CDC can get paid.

01:12:33.000 Pretty fucking nuts, huh, guys?

01:12:36.000 Can you believe it?

01:12:38.000 This happened, too.

01:12:40.000 What's this?

01:12:41.000 I just stumbled across this.

01:12:42.000 Because I remember there was, for the last run of riots, there was a guy that stole a safe and was Facebook living himself trying to break into it.

01:12:48.000 Oh, I remember that.

01:12:49.000 Yeah, but I accidentally found this one from yesterday.

01:12:53.000 Steals a safe and says he regrets it.

01:12:59.000 Wait, we already showed that clip.

01:13:01.000 Wait, that must not be it.

01:13:03.000 Oh, wait, yeah, it was this kid, but then somebody else stole a safe the other day.

01:13:06.000 I just found that.

01:13:08.000 And where the hell is it?

01:13:09.000 Here's Detective Shitty on the case.

01:13:11.000 ATM machine.

01:13:12.000 I regret doing it.

01:13:13.000 Chicago man.

01:13:15.000 Okay, we're talking about Minneapolis.

01:13:18.000 This guy obviously was told by his lawyer to show remorse, and it'll help with his sentencing.

01:13:24.000 Not really on topic, Ryan.

01:13:26.000 Oh, frick.

01:13:27.000 On a show that's 100% about the Minneapolis riots, female cops, racism, the past 24 hours.

01:13:36.000 What are you doing?

01:13:38.000 Whoops.

01:13:40.000 Bob was looking for this kid, though.

01:13:42.000 But that's Chicago.

01:13:44.000 And we've already shown this clip on the show.

01:13:47.000 True.

01:13:48.000 So...

01:13:51.000 I guess Ryan shut up is the answer to that conundrum.

01:13:54.000 And why don't we jump to the mailbag while we're at it?

01:13:59.000 Ryan, shut up, you don't have a dad.

01:14:04.000 Let's turn our eyes to Gavin's mailbag.

01:14:09.000 Let me touch him.

01:14:13.000 Puedos todo.

01:14:17.000 We should try to get your dad on the show.

01:14:21.000 I try to get him on a phone call so I could talk to him for a minute.

01:14:24.000 Do it now.

01:14:26.000 He won't pick up.

01:14:28.000 Yeah, okay.

01:14:28.000 I'll just try to.

01:14:29.000 That'll be funny, too.

01:14:30.000 Wait, think of a question, though.

01:14:32.000 Say you're thinking about getting a dress.

01:14:33.000 Is there something wrong with that?

01:14:35.000 Yeah.

01:14:36.000 Say you're thinking about...

01:14:37.000 Why is your phone in the other room?

01:14:44.000 If you had a power bar, you wouldn't have these problems.

01:14:49.000 Hello?

01:14:50.000 Sorry, I'm cutting someone's hair right now.

01:14:54.000 I see.

01:14:54.000 I can't help you.

01:14:56.000 I'm cutting the drama from bad company's hair right now.

01:15:00.000 Sorry, something's wrong?

01:15:02.000 Bad company.

01:15:04.000 Hey, Siri, call dad.

01:15:06.000 Why isn't your phone as dad?

01:15:10.000 Biologically true.

01:15:13.000 Hello, you have reached Katzu.

01:15:18.000 I fucked a Puerto Rican hairdresser many years ago.

01:15:21.000 I totally regret it.

01:15:24.000 Don't know why I did that.

01:15:26.000 I do have to face Simon later, so I'll ask him to do that.

01:15:31.000 What time is he free?

01:15:32.000 Your call has been forwarded.

01:15:34.000 Okay.

01:15:34.000 It's actually not his voice.

01:15:35.000 That's a voice male.

01:15:37.000 It sounded like a voice female.

01:15:39.000 Yeah, correct.

01:15:40.000 Hey, Rad Gavin, Fagboy, I looked up Manly Crying to see an example after you were talking about it yesterday, and another great Kian Peele sketch came up.

01:15:47.000 Okay, let me just warn you something.

01:15:49.000 Before we start this, stop.

01:15:52.000 I don't like male crying jokes.

01:15:54.000 They always look fake.

01:15:55.000 They're never funny.

01:15:56.000 Key and Peele is in my top five funniest shows of all time.

01:16:00.000 But I have a feeling.

01:16:03.000 I know this sketch actually.

01:16:05.000 And it's pretty good.

01:16:08.000 But still, it's male crying.

01:16:09.000 It's not funny.

01:16:10.000 Okay, you know what?

01:16:40.000 we used to pretend that the floor was more lava Okay, you know what though there ain't nothing funny about that Of course this man is crying because he and Twiggs was kids together,

01:16:58.000 okay?

01:16:59.000 You mean it's best friends forever and s ⁇ go ahead Carvelle We used to play Care Bear Twigs and I would spend the good part of an afternoon trying to figure out which care bear we was.

01:17:27.000 Which one of y'all mother would just start laughing because y'all know you think this is funny.

01:17:34.000 Carmel over here blubbering and talking about Care Bear.

01:17:38.000 Okay, that's enough.

01:17:40.000 The only way to manly cry, by the way, we know this.

01:17:43.000 Discuss this.

01:17:44.000 There's one phase that you can do that makes it more than a little bit.

01:17:49.000 Yeah, yeah, it's definitely.

01:18:00.000 And then one tear comes down, and my eyeballs came out of my head.

01:18:05.000 It's been a while.

01:18:06.000 Yeah.

01:18:08.000 Dear Gavin, we need to talk about Ryan.

01:18:10.000 Uh-oh.

01:18:10.000 Oh.

01:18:12.000 Isn't that a movie?

01:18:13.000 We need to talk about Jeffrey or something.

01:18:15.000 He's like handicapped.

01:18:16.000 What's eating Gilbert Grape?

01:18:18.000 We need to talk about that.

01:18:18.000 Not even close.

01:18:20.000 Kind of the person.

01:18:21.000 Yeah.

01:18:21.000 I was obviously one name on, but you being handicapped.

01:18:26.000 Is he slow or a demon?

01:18:28.000 Yes.

01:18:29.000 We need to talk about Ryan.

01:18:31.000 It was probably 22% of the hilarity of the show, and I'm more than a little embarrassed at the gut-wrenching laughter that is inevitably prompted by watching you verbally and emotionally abuse him.

01:18:39.000 So my question is this, how much of Ryan's blundering is a bit?

01:18:43.000 How much is real?

01:18:46.000 You're giving him way too much credit if you think he could make a bit out of this.

01:18:51.000 My theory is that he's secretly an incredibly hard worker and intelligent guy.

01:18:55.000 Okay.

01:18:56.000 But that he plays up to idiocy and oblivion as a joke.

01:18:59.000 If so, it works, and he should not drop it.

01:19:01.000 Anyway, did you watch Milo's interview with Bryce and Gray?

01:19:05.000 I've watched and loved Milo for a long time, but he's being even more assholish than usual with Bryson.

01:19:10.000 Yeah, I don't like when he does that.

01:19:11.000 Like when he had Elijah on, he was just constantly abusing him.

01:19:14.000 Wait, which one did he have?

01:19:16.000 Oh, he had Bryce and Gray on?

01:19:18.000 Oh, I see.

01:19:20.000 Hey, Gavin Ryan.

01:19:22.000 Check out this gem from America's favorite Oreo cookie, Jesse Lee Peterson.

01:19:26.000 A caller calls in to ask Jesse for advice on a situation regarding his ex-girlfriend and her son.

01:19:30.000 The man gives context to the origin of the child, hilarity, at 140.

01:19:34.000 This is Jesse Lee Peterson, the man who told me that blacks should be thankful that they got to pick cotton, and you're not a real man unless you pick cotton.

01:19:44.000 It's invigorating hard work.

01:19:49.000 How did she have a baby without a man?

01:19:51.000 She told me that it was from rape.

01:19:55.000 From God?

01:19:56.000 From rape.

01:19:57.000 Who was rape?

01:19:59.000 Rape.

01:20:01.000 That's what I was told.

01:20:02.000 I don't know.

01:20:02.000 I mean, who is rape?

01:20:03.000 From Ethiopia.

01:20:07.000 What is this?

01:20:07.000 Jeopardy?

01:20:09.000 Force was rape having sex.

01:20:11.000 Who was raped for 200, Alex?

01:20:13.000 Exactly.

01:20:14.000 Oh, from rape.

01:20:15.000 She got raped in Ethiopia.

01:20:17.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

01:20:18.000 That's what I was told.

01:20:19.000 That's what she said.

01:20:20.000 Oh, I see.

01:20:23.000 Rick?

01:20:23.000 There is no other father.

01:20:25.000 Ricky Orton?

01:20:26.000 Male influence.

01:20:27.000 I'm the only thing that he knows.

01:20:29.000 Right.

01:20:29.000 Do you think I should try to keep that relationship going?

01:20:33.000 I mean, I would hate to just abandon him.

01:20:38.000 Is she trying to make it easy for you to see him?

01:20:44.000 I haven't talked to her.

01:20:45.000 It's just been kind of a non-contact kind of thing.

01:20:48.000 So she doesn't seem to care that you don't see him?

01:20:52.000 No.

01:20:52.000 Oh, I'll move on then.

01:20:54.000 It's not your child.

01:20:55.000 I will move on.

01:20:58.000 All right.

01:20:59.000 All right.

01:20:59.000 I mean, I'm kind of thinking about it, though.

01:21:01.000 I mean, I had to go to the bottom.

01:21:02.000 See the tangled web we weave when we shatter the family?

01:21:06.000 Hi, King Abdin and Mariah.

01:21:08.000 I just want to say thanks for the song of the day last week by Frightened Rabbit.

01:21:10.000 I'd never heard of them before, but since you played Get Out, I haven't been able to turn them off.

01:21:14.000 Your taste of music is impeccable.

01:21:16.000 Ooh.

01:21:17.000 Thank you very much.

01:21:18.000 I don't often get that.

01:21:19.000 I'm not even sure I agree with it.

01:21:22.000 Every time I talk about my tasty music, I go, I like Bow Wow Wow.

01:21:26.000 And not I Want Candy, but all their other albums.

01:21:30.000 I think that's proof.

01:21:31.000 Now, Ryan's taste is much worse, if you can even imagine.

01:21:34.000 I love good stuff.

01:21:35.000 He likes Gloria Estevan.

01:21:36.000 He likes single mom music.

01:21:38.000 And Ingi Maumstein and Steve Vi.

01:21:41.000 They roll.

01:21:42.000 And fucking weird, like, grunge, like stained.

01:21:47.000 They're okay.

01:21:49.000 So that's, he's in the garbage.

01:21:51.000 But I'm like in the sewers.

01:21:55.000 Oh, sorry.

01:21:56.000 Hello, my dehydrated buddies.

01:21:58.000 I could have sworn fuck you, dad.

01:22:00.000 At the end of the intro was you, Gavin.

01:22:01.000 I remember a past episode where you're saying Antiva's just rich kids.

01:22:04.000 Oh, okay.

01:22:05.000 I guess it is me.

01:22:10.000 Doesn't it sound a little deep for me?

01:22:12.000 Fuck you, Dad.

01:22:14.000 Yeah, that's not me.

01:22:15.000 No, it's definitely not me.

01:22:16.000 Dad?

01:22:17.000 Maybe, maybe.

01:22:17.000 No, it's got an American like, fuck you, Dad.

01:22:21.000 Dad.

01:22:22.000 Yeah, that's hard.

01:22:23.000 For fuck's sakes, assholes, this is the final video song.

01:22:27.000 It says, Gavin's all right and the show is pretty tight.

01:22:30.000 Yeah.

01:22:31.000 I thought it was.

01:22:32.000 Gavin's on point and the show is pretty tight.

01:22:36.000 We'll see.

01:22:36.000 Let's do it right now.

01:22:37.000 Okay.

01:22:44.000 Gavin's all right and the show is pretty tight.

01:22:48.000 Gavin's all tight.

01:22:49.000 Alright.

01:22:49.000 Yeah, like Bobo says.

01:22:51.000 All right.

01:22:51.000 Yeah.

01:22:56.000 Sorry, fellas, there's a clip and it starts at 3.22.

01:23:00.000 Oh, this is the Wigger Muslims guy who told us to look up Gran Torino best scene.

01:23:05.000 Yeah, we know this scene.

01:23:06.000 We talk about it a million times.

01:23:06.000 Fuck off.

01:23:09.000 Shut up, pussy.

01:23:10.000 Shut up, pussy.

01:23:11.000 What's all this bro shit anyway?

01:23:14.000 You're bros.

01:23:14.000 Want to be super spade or something?

01:23:16.000 These guys don't want to be your bro, and I don't blame them.

01:23:19.000 Now get your ofe petty ass on down the road.

01:23:22.000 Ofe, petty ass.

01:23:26.000 Is it wait?

01:23:27.000 Did you just call him like an Irish queer?

01:23:29.000 O fae?

01:23:30.000 Like a fae as a fag?

01:23:31.000 Oh, maybe.

01:23:32.000 An ofe.

01:23:33.000 Get your ofe ass out of here.

01:23:35.000 Take care now.

01:23:40.000 Yeah, you too.

01:23:41.000 Now you got me sucked into it.

01:23:42.000 Yeah, it's a good movie.

01:23:45.000 Oh, yeah.

01:23:50.000 See, he knows he's dying in that movie, and he's ready for anyone to piss him off.

01:23:55.000 That could have been it, he was thinking.

01:23:57.000 Hey, more old tough guys who are dying.

01:24:00.000 Can you get out on the streets and do some fucking, what's his name?

01:24:04.000 Bernie Goetz shit?

01:24:06.000 Is that his name?

01:24:07.000 The guy for Mayer?

01:24:09.000 Who shot those dudes who were robbing him?

01:24:11.000 He said, you want another one?

01:24:13.000 Yeah, Bernie Goetz.

01:24:16.000 There he is.

01:24:18.000 We need more people with terminal cancer to start cleaning up the streets.

01:24:26.000 Okay.

01:24:29.000 Take heed from Great Britain, America.

01:24:31.000 Hey, Gavin Rygai, greetings from the UK.

01:24:33.000 Your show yesterday got me thinking about the immigration policy from Tony Blair a few years back.

01:24:38.000 They are the equivalent of your Democrats, and they did the same thing: get loads of immigrants so they got more votes.

01:24:43.000 Tucker is spot on.

01:24:45.000 Britain has got some areas that are complete shitholes due to this policy.

01:24:48.000 Luton, where Tommy Robinson's from.

01:24:52.000 Birmingham, where Ozzie Osborne's from, and a girl who had an abortion.

01:25:00.000 North London, Rotherham, etc., etc.

01:25:03.000 You know, what my dad explained to me is the numbers are so nuts with Rotherham, like hundreds and hundreds of girls.

01:25:10.000 So they were going to homes for girls, like not juvie, but or an orphanage, but somewhere in between for wayward girls with like drug-addicted parents.

01:25:20.000 The Muslim guy would pick up the girls on the Thursday, get them wasted and high, use them as prostitutes and give them crack and stuff Friday, Saturday, Sunday, bring them back Sunday night, Monday morning, and then by Thursday, they're jonesing for a fix again.

01:25:35.000 So they would happily volunteer to go.

01:25:37.000 And then when the homes were said, were asked, why were you allowing this?

01:25:42.000 It's like something at an animal house where they come and pick up the girls every Thursday night.

01:25:46.000 And they said, we don't have the resources to pursue this.

01:25:50.000 That's how the numbers got into the hundreds, apparently.

01:25:54.000 America, listen and take heed from your great-great-granddad, Britain.

01:25:57.000 We hate seeing what is possibly coming your way.

01:25:59.000 They also say that anyone that spoke out was a conspiracy theorist and nutjob, and it was all found out to be true.

01:26:06.000 Here's a link to what I'm saying.

01:26:07.000 Best regards.

01:26:08.000 Biff.

01:26:13.000 Hey, Gavin, the wise and Ryan the fag.

01:26:16.000 You always talk about you not using shampoo.

01:26:18.000 What do you use instead?

01:26:19.000 Nothing.

01:26:21.000 Nothing.

01:26:22.000 My hair is washed with water.

01:26:24.000 I put Razak for perms in it to slick it back and stuff because if I don't, it's a big jufro.

01:26:30.000 But that's in the shower.

01:26:32.000 I only use a bar of soap.

01:26:34.000 I do my armpits, my pubes to get a lather going, peel back my foreskin, clean my bag, my crotch, like this little sides of your bag where it gets greasy, my taint, my butthole, nothing else.

01:26:47.000 I don't wash my arms.

01:26:50.000 And remember my dad was saying, oh, I wash my legs and all this stuff.

01:26:53.000 I was looking at his skin the other day.

01:26:55.000 It looks like a fucking iguana's.

01:26:59.000 That's summer, like sun-kissed skin, right?

01:27:03.000 There's no sun.

01:27:04.000 Florida's been Scotland for the past two months.

01:27:07.000 It's freezing cold in New York.

01:27:09.000 My dad has that too, like perma-tanned leather skin.

01:27:12.000 Yeah, it's like double chest skin.

01:27:15.000 Soap is to get like grime off of you.

01:27:20.000 I just listened to Carlin, and he said the same thing.

01:27:23.000 He's like, what's with the fucking showering?

01:27:25.000 You go in the shower?

01:27:26.000 Who's Carlin?

01:27:28.000 George Carlin?

01:27:29.000 Asshole armpits dick.

01:27:31.000 Oh, really?

01:27:32.000 Dicking balls.

01:27:33.000 He says he's.

01:27:36.000 I want you to know I don't automatically wash my hands every time I go to the bathroom, okay?

01:27:41.000 Can you deal with that?

01:27:44.000 Sometimes I do.

01:27:45.000 I never do.

01:27:46.000 I do if I get like a piece of shit on my hand.

01:27:48.000 Yeah, exactly.

01:27:57.000 Two, three times a week.

01:28:00.000 Wait, what did he say when he gets shit on his hand?

01:28:03.000 When it only happens two to three times a week.

01:28:05.000 Go back.

01:28:06.000 What happens two or three times a week?

01:28:11.000 You didn't get to the shower when he said.

01:28:28.000 Dude, you ever heard of a penis?

01:28:30.000 Crotch.

01:28:31.000 He's a creative.

01:28:31.000 I guess a crotch?

01:28:32.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

01:28:35.000 Hello, Gavin.

01:28:36.000 I know you mentioned this.

01:28:36.000 Now, now I'm worried that I subliminally stole that bit.

01:28:40.000 How long have you been saying?

01:28:41.000 I mean, I think it's...

01:28:42.000 It's been how to be a man.

01:28:43.000 I think people come to that conclusion, though.

01:28:45.000 Yeah.

01:28:46.000 A lot of people.

01:28:46.000 And I don't shampoo my hair, put any soap up there.

01:28:49.000 I know another guy.

01:28:50.000 Even if you're dirty, like dirt, like you're working in a farmer's field, by the time all the soaping goes on with this and this, you look down and there's no more dirt on your legs.

01:28:58.000 It washed off.

01:28:59.000 True.

01:29:02.000 But there's...

01:29:03.000 For people that are worried about the balding aspect, but they still want to put shit in their hair, if it stinks or something, then you could...

01:29:09.000 Stinks.

01:29:10.000 It won't stink after you have a fucking shower.

01:29:12.000 Sodium laurel sulfate.

01:29:13.000 Don't listen to him for it.

01:29:14.000 Gets you bald.

01:29:15.000 This is not his show.

01:29:16.000 That's the chemical energy.

01:29:17.000 This is my show.

01:29:18.000 And we don't use anything in our hair.

01:29:21.000 Anything.

01:29:22.000 Or you will go bald.

01:29:23.000 Here's another thing that will make you bald.

01:29:25.000 A hat.

01:29:26.000 Stop wearing hats at all.

01:29:27.000 Oh, true.

01:29:28.000 Keep wearing a hat.

01:29:29.000 You'll notice when you take it off, your follicles hurt.

01:29:32.000 You're ripping them from their core.

01:29:34.000 You're pushing them in one direction and it hurts them.

01:29:37.000 Especially these goddamn forsaken beanies.

01:29:40.000 I like a good beanie.

01:29:43.000 How about Ryan's fucking hand-stitched hat he bought on Etsy?

01:29:46.000 It's cute.

01:29:47.000 Is there anything worse?

01:29:49.000 Is there anything worse?

01:29:51.000 My mother knitted him a hat.

01:29:52.000 I'll forget to tell you later.

01:29:54.000 Hello, Gavin.

01:29:54.000 I know you mentioned this before, but the subject cannot be stressed enough until there are results.

01:29:58.000 For fuck's sake, force the object with two handicapped eyes to sheer the top of his fucking skull.

01:30:04.000 That's not fecu more than a friend.

01:30:06.000 That's not a polite way to address a person.

01:30:08.000 An object with whatever he said.

01:30:10.000 Dear sir and madam, the lyrics are Ryan is sad because he doesn't have a dad.

01:30:14.000 His daddy ran away when he found out he was gay, but Gavin's all right and the show is pretty tight.

01:30:17.000 So we're going to end the show with the final video.

01:30:19.000 Yes, thank you.

01:30:21.000 Michelle, my bell.

01:30:23.000 There's other people saying the exact same thing with all the lyrics.

01:30:29.000 A couple weeks ago, you were praising director Mike Lee, and I wonder if you've seen his 1992 film, A Sense of History, a tragy comie spoof, a tragic comic spoof documentary satirizing the English gentry.

01:30:43.000 Acted by Jim Broadbent.

01:30:45.000 I've never seen this.

01:30:47.000 Where the hell are you?

01:30:49.000 I jumped down to Russell.

01:30:50.000 Oh, I think it's a little bit of a double 1992.

01:30:59.000 Tungo?

01:32:33.000 fam over over there thinks blacks are hunted by cops they think i'm a weirdo for carrying a gun yet they have no idea how shit in the u.s is here we've seen the uh what's this david gueta george floyd tribute oh yeah yeah yeah ancient chinese secret dude we covered this he's wearing a proud boy jacket essentially whatever happened to miles mcinnis he's possibly your greatest contribution to comedy really i

01:37:18.000 and i missed it and it hit him in the face and he had a bloody nose oh no how bad do you feel after that fairly bad yep fairly bad but uh he didn't cry took it like a man yeah guys dads you have to rough house with your sons.

01:37:32.000 They have to understand that conflict is.

01:37:34.000 And it's funny because when I go to my daughter's room, I knock on the door, wait a bit, yes, and then I come in.

01:37:38.000 I don't want to invade her privacy.

01:37:40.000 It's important that she has her sanctity and she feels safe.

01:37:44.000 Totally opposite with my older boy.

01:37:47.000 The door wasn't, it was too small for the frame because it's an old house.

01:37:50.000 So I added like a bolt.

01:37:52.000 It's hard to explain, but like a little screw in the top to give it some friction.

01:37:55.000 So when I kick the door, it goes, so when he's playing on his video games, I just go, Jesus.

01:38:04.000 Constantly scaring him, having him on edge, punching him, find him.

01:38:08.000 Come on, give me your best shot.

01:38:10.000 I'll let you have four.

01:38:11.000 You can have one.

01:38:12.000 And what I'm doing, no, no, you can have four and I'll get one.

01:38:17.000 And I won't do a doozy.

01:38:18.000 But sometimes he'll say like, yeah, I could beat this crap out of you.

01:38:22.000 I could knock you out.

01:38:23.000 I'm like, let's go.

01:38:24.000 I race him every about every week.

01:38:26.000 He thinks he can beat me in a race.

01:38:27.000 And I just whip down the street and watch him become smaller and smaller and smaller and then make up some excuse like my hat came off.

01:38:35.000 But you have to prepare kids for physical confrontation because life is confrontation.

01:38:40.000 And that's what's so great about boxing.

01:38:43.000 Confrontation in a meeting with when you're bidding for a contract, when you're trying to get a raise, when you're trying to move forward in life, it's all exactly like physical confrontation.

01:38:54.000 And if you're scared for physical confrontation, you're scared of physical confrontation.

01:38:57.000 You're going to be scared of metaphorical confrontation, mental confrontation, arguing with someone.

01:39:01.000 You're going to have bad adrenaline control.

01:39:04.000 So you got to get into it.

01:39:06.000 You got to roll up your sleeves.

01:39:08.000 You've got to rough house with your brothers.

01:39:10.000 You know, we went on a pub crawl recently with some guys from the gym, and they were flicking balls, which obviously you got to be on your toes because that could be 25 minutes out of your day.

01:39:21.000 And one of the guys like blocked a flick, and then it ruined his buzz.

01:39:24.000 He's a huge beast of a man, too, who could definitely go pro boxing.

01:39:28.000 He teaches a CrossFit class.

01:39:30.000 He's a monster.

01:39:31.000 Teaches troubled kids in the South Bronx.

01:39:34.000 But after he did the first block, he goes, anyone fucking touches me, they're going to get knocked out.

01:39:38.000 And I was sort of like, take it easy, dude.

01:39:41.000 And then he was in a bad mood for the rest of the pub crawl.

01:39:45.000 And I go, I bet you don't have any brothers.

01:39:48.000 And he doesn't.

01:39:49.000 He only has sisters.

01:39:52.000 Looks like sisters can do that too.

01:39:55.000 No, but you're not used to conflict.

01:39:57.000 You punch a guy who had brothers and he goes, oh, shit, that killed.

01:40:01.000 That killed.

01:40:02.000 You punch a guy who didn't have brothers and he goes, what the fuck was that for?

01:40:05.000 And then he's pissy after.

01:40:06.000 Right.

01:40:08.000 So conflict is good.

01:40:10.000 Rough housing is healthy.

01:40:11.000 You don't want your kid crying when he gets hit with the lightsaber, even if it's by the head of the dark side.

01:40:17.000 The imperial forces, yeah.

01:40:19.000 So let's get messy.

01:40:20.000 Let's get fired.

01:40:21.000 Get in trouble.

01:40:22.000 Be brave.

01:40:23.000 And never stop fighting.

Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - April 13, 2021

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