Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - S04E03

00:00:13.000 Live from New York, it's Get Off My Lawn with Kevin McGuinness.

00:01:29.000 That's my bird.

00:01:30.000 I got a bird.

00:01:32.000 Isn't it cool?

00:01:33.000 It's very, very fun.

00:01:34.000 The Zing Go-Go Bird.

00:01:37.000 The Go-Go Bird from Zing Get fired, get in trouble, be brave, and never stop flying.

00:01:49.000 And then you have a kill switch.

00:01:51.000 The kill switch is good when it starts getting near trees and stuff.

00:01:55.000 That's how you lose it.

00:01:56.000 I lost it.

00:01:57.000 It was stuck on someone's house on their top windowsill.

00:02:02.000 And so I got a tennis ball and I was throwing it at their windowsill.

00:02:05.000 Eventually they came outside.

00:02:06.000 What are you doing?

00:02:08.000 Luckily I knew them.

00:02:09.000 I'm not very popular in my community, so it could have been bad.

00:02:13.000 But I got it down with the tennis ball.

00:02:15.000 And we learned our lesson.

00:02:17.000 Use the kill switch on the Go-Go Bird from Zinc.

00:02:21.000 That was Lush.

00:02:23.000 What was the song?

00:02:24.000 D-Lux.

00:02:27.000 T or D?

00:02:29.000 D-E-Luxe.

00:02:32.000 D-Lux.

00:02:34.000 Great band.

00:02:35.000 The first shoegazing band out of London.

00:02:38.000 I think their drummer OD'd or something, and then they broke up after that.

00:02:41.000 They did a cover of a song called I Wanna Be Your...

00:02:44.000 Well, the song was I Wanna Be Your Boyfriend by the Rubinos, I believe.

00:02:49.000 And they did a version, I Wanna Be Your Girlfriend.

00:02:52.000 And then Avril Levine stole it.

00:02:55.000 So it was weird because they changed the song to I Want to Be Your Girlfriend and made it weirder.

00:03:00.000 So they interpreted it, and that the Rubinos didn't mind that.

00:03:04.000 But then when Avril Levine took their cover, they got pissed.

00:03:08.000 Let's hear the lush, I Want to Be Your Girlfriend.

00:03:12.000 See if it is similar.

00:03:21.000 Doesn't sound anything like Avril Levine.

00:03:36.000 Now play Avril Levine's I Want to Be Your Girlfriend.

00:03:42.000 C'est mem pas prache, as we say in French.

00:03:47.000 No, is that Avril Levine?

00:03:50.000 Why did it take you nine years to get Avra Levine's I Want to Be Your Girlfriend?

00:03:54.000 Oh this song.

00:03:59.000 An intro.

00:04:00.000 Holy shit, you're slow.

00:04:02.000 Can everyone at home believe how long that took?

00:04:12.000 That's the original.

00:04:13.000 We don't want to hear that.

00:04:16.000 This isn't even remotely close to the Lush song.

00:04:19.000 Why did you go find another song?

00:04:22.000 This is a comparison.

00:04:30.000 It's like exactly.

00:04:31.000 Brian, if you're listening to the show, the original song is totally irrelevant to this discussion.

00:04:36.000 It's the Lush song, I Want to Be Your Girlfriend, and how that compares to Avril Levine.

00:04:40.000 You just don't need to go off at a tangent investigating the original.

00:04:44.000 But anyway, yeah, that Avril Levine's song is great.

00:04:49.000 I love that song.

00:04:50.000 And I especially love the Little Mama remix.

00:04:53.000 I sang it at the SPLC press conference.

00:04:57.000 But that song sounds nothing like the Avril Levine song.

00:05:04.000 What are you doing now?

00:05:06.000 God, you're useless.

00:05:09.000 What the fuck are you doing?

00:05:11.000 I just got two new computers.

00:05:13.000 So I'm trying to balance this out with this one.

00:05:16.000 Alright, just stop.

00:05:18.000 Stop doing things.

00:05:19.000 I think that would be the best way to do it.

00:05:21.000 I'm trying to stay active on this TV.

00:05:23.000 What?

00:05:24.000 I'm trying to stay active on this TV.

00:05:25.000 I'm taking your notes.

00:05:26.000 Oh, yeah.

00:05:27.000 I forgot the paper.

00:05:28.000 My son's here today.

00:05:29.000 Johnny!

00:05:31.000 Bring me the newspaper!

00:05:38.000 We can't show him on camera.

00:05:40.000 Of course.

00:05:40.000 The newspaper!

00:05:41.000 Bring me the newspaper!

00:05:42.000 It's on my desk.

00:05:46.000 Mommy's away in Montauk with her friends.

00:05:50.000 Mom talk.

00:05:53.000 Okay, don't face the camera.

00:05:54.000 Put your hand on your face so people don't see you.

00:05:58.000 Okay, now face the camera.

00:06:01.000 I can't show my kids.

00:06:02.000 They're endangered.

00:06:06.000 New York is really killing it these days.

00:06:10.000 New York is back.

00:06:12.000 Old New York.

00:06:13.000 Tourist shot in Times Square.

00:06:16.000 This is no way to welcome tourists back to the Big Apple.

00:06:18.000 Samuel Polan, 21, a Marine from upstate New York, was shot in the back by a stray bullet yesterday while in Times Square with his family.

00:06:26.000 Authorities suspect the gunfire was sparked by a clash between two rival groups, possibly the ever-present CD hawkers.

00:06:35.000 Oh, yeah, those are the guys who are like, yo, yo, check out my CD.

00:06:38.000 And then they show you a CD, and then you're supposed to, you don't realize you just bought the CD.

00:06:44.000 One time I was doing a streeter in Times Square, and all these kids were starting to swarm me, and I was going to lose my camera equipment.

00:06:51.000 And so I go, guys, guys, fuck off, get lost, get lost.

00:06:54.000 And they go, no, they were 12, totally fearless.

00:06:58.000 And I go, is this CRTV cops review television?

00:07:01.000 We're cops.

00:07:02.000 And they go, what are you going to do about a bitch?

00:07:04.000 And I went, uh-oh, that bluff did not work.

00:07:07.000 They were ready to throw down 12-year-olds, 11-year-olds, 13-year-olds, to a cop, an old cop.

00:07:14.000 We sort of wiggled our way out of there.

00:07:18.000 So that, yeah, that guy was just randomly shot by CD hawkers.

00:07:21.000 But the first story, one, two, in the news is they caught the guy.

00:07:24.000 Remember the guy who was shooting at someone?

00:07:27.000 He was doing an assassination.

00:07:28.000 He's with a 10-year-old and a five-year-old?

00:07:31.000 They caught that guy.

00:07:33.000 Michael Lopez.

00:07:34.000 You know what they never say about these things?

00:07:36.000 Why was a 10-year-old out with a five-year-old?

00:07:38.000 Where's the parental supervision?

00:07:41.000 That never comes up.

00:07:44.000 Ten-year-olds are not old enough to be escorting five-year-olds around.

00:07:48.000 Five is very young.

00:07:50.000 You don't let your 10-year-old take your five-year-old to cross the road and stuff like that.

00:07:54.000 It's too much responsibility to make sure they look both ways.

00:07:59.000 Parents can barely handle that.

00:08:00.000 Not one news source said that.

00:08:03.000 Attempted murder arrest.

00:08:05.000 Why were you trying to kill him, Mike Lopez?

00:08:07.000 Scroll down.

00:08:09.000 Lopez will face a judge.

00:08:11.000 The motive for the shooting, which named the lives of two girls.

00:08:14.000 Oh, 13 and 5.

00:08:15.000 Totally different.

00:08:16.000 Sorry, folks.

00:08:17.000 The news used to say 10 and 5.

00:08:19.000 13 and 5 is fine.

00:08:21.000 Is yet unclear, although Lopez is a suspected member of the Make It Happen Boys.

00:08:26.000 I like that name for a gang.

00:08:27.000 It's better than Proud Boys.

00:08:29.000 Make It Happen Boys.

00:08:30.000 Street Gang.

00:08:31.000 Two girls were not physically harmed in the incident.

00:08:33.000 Lopez's alleged intended victim suffered several gunshot wounds to the legs and back.

00:08:37.000 It's currently being treated in hospital.

00:08:39.000 What do you think of that, the Make It Happen Boys?

00:08:41.000 It's pretty hot.

00:08:43.000 Let's see you.

00:08:44.000 Or the slant.

00:08:45.000 Let's punish people with your hair.

00:08:47.000 The Sesame Street thing.

00:08:48.000 You're a weapon.

00:08:49.000 What's behind you there?

00:08:51.000 On the ground?

00:08:52.000 It has no home here, Scott.

00:08:55.000 Is that toilet paper?

00:08:56.000 Yes.

00:08:57.000 And you just put that on the ground?

00:08:59.000 For now.

00:09:01.000 Like I said before, there's way more important things.

00:09:03.000 I'm still setting up.

00:09:04.000 I just set up two steps.

00:09:05.000 How long has that toilet paper been on the ground?

00:09:07.000 The two soft boxes there, the new tripod, new C-stand.

00:09:12.000 How long has that toilet paper been sitting on the ground for?

00:09:15.000 It's been sitting there for a while.

00:09:18.000 Two weeks.

00:09:19.000 Two weeks.

00:09:20.000 But you know what hasn't been in place and staying stable?

00:09:24.000 Everything in the studio.

00:09:26.000 We had to light and practice lighting that second stage and the bar for the first stage.

00:09:30.000 We'll be happy to hear.

00:09:31.000 We've spent a bunch of money on a lighting guy.

00:09:34.000 Yep.

00:09:35.000 Got a lot of lights.

00:09:36.000 We had Kyle Rittenhouse's lawyer scheduled for our first big interview.

00:09:41.000 Yeah, it's the first thing.

00:09:41.000 The second interview in Studio B. Let's call it Studio A, Studio B, Studio C. Wait, shouldn't bar be studio B?

00:09:50.000 Oh, yeah, that makes sense.

00:09:51.000 So A, C, C. And then C is censored.

00:09:54.000 Yeah, that makes sense.

00:09:55.000 Oh, that makes perfect sense.

00:09:57.000 So we're going to have him studio C. He missed his flight.

00:10:00.000 Yeah, he did.

00:10:01.000 So he couldn't go to that protest on Sunday.

00:10:03.000 And he didn't go to the rally on Sunday.

00:10:06.000 Is that not alarmingly unprofessional?

00:10:09.000 I was going to say, I hope your mother died.

00:10:11.000 That's not nice.

00:10:12.000 But you know what I mean.

00:10:13.000 Right, right, right.

00:10:15.000 He's representing Ford Proud Boys as well.

00:10:18.000 Also in New York, we have Washington Square Park, is it?

00:10:23.000 Or is it Washington Park?

00:10:26.000 Isn't Washington Square Park the one?

00:10:28.000 No, that's Tompkins Square Park.

00:10:30.000 Yeah, Washington Square Park is the one by NYU in Yuppieville, in the West Village.

00:10:35.000 And it is total and utter anarchy.

00:10:37.000 And my wife was like, I'm of two minds about it because I like the old New York is back thing.

00:10:42.000 This is 1-3 I'm talking about.

00:10:43.000 You should pull it up while I'm and just have it behind me.

00:10:47.000 Washington Square Park is played by illegal boxing matches in latest blow.

00:10:50.000 And that's nothing.

00:10:51.000 Like it's not just illegal boxing matches.

00:10:53.000 It's drugs, it's raves, it's fights, it's rapes, it's violence.

00:10:58.000 My wife goes, but it's like New York is back.

00:11:00.000 I mean, if we were young and we didn't have kids, we'd be really excited about this.

00:11:03.000 And I go, yeah, but we're old and we do have kids.

00:11:06.000 So we officially don't like it.

00:11:07.000 We're the law and order family now.

00:11:09.000 Our daughter goes into the city all the time.

00:11:11.000 I don't want her at this thing.

00:11:13.000 But the boxing, scroll down on it, it looks so terrible.

00:11:19.000 I mean, I couldn't take these kids.

00:11:21.000 I don't have the gas in the tank.

00:11:23.000 But there's some guys at my gym that would just murder these dudes.

00:11:29.000 It would be great to have them come in, dressed kind of like hipsters, like with these glasses, and say, I'd like to give it a whirl.

00:11:36.000 You know, a shark, a boxing shark.

00:11:38.000 Show some of the fights, though.

00:11:39.000 There's videos there.

00:11:43.000 Is there not?

00:11:44.000 Yeah, show the videos.

00:11:48.000 Well, this Korean kid is actually pretty good.

00:11:51.000 But look at the hooks or these big, wide aimakers.

00:12:00.000 Looks like Rufio.

00:12:01.000 Poor black guys have to fight one-on-one for once.

00:12:03.000 That must be so hard challenging.

00:12:08.000 Is that a racist joke?

00:12:10.000 It's a racially conscious joke.

00:12:17.000 He's got a good temperament, doesn't he?

00:12:18.000 This little chubster?

00:12:20.000 Little rye guy?

00:12:24.000 Oh, cool.

00:12:25.000 Got him with a right hook.

00:12:28.000 It's not a thing.

00:12:30.000 Guess it works on the street.

00:12:32.000 Is that a Puerto Rican or black?

00:12:35.000 I think it's a Puerto Rican or Dominican.

00:12:37.000 It looks pretty black to me.

00:12:41.000 What about that little Ryan guy?

00:12:43.000 He looks kind of like a Japrican, actually.

00:12:45.000 A little bit.

00:12:47.000 Got some big triceps.

00:12:48.000 Your hair would be so much less annoying if it was a dyed blonde mullet.

00:12:53.000 Dude, I'm going to...

00:12:53.000 I was thinking about going for a mullet.

00:12:55.000 Let's look at it again.

00:12:59.000 You know what it is?

00:13:00.000 Now, it's a weapon.

00:13:04.000 when I call for you to be on TV, I'm hurting people.

00:13:08.000 Oh, I see.

00:13:09.000 I use your hair as a weapon.

00:13:11.000 I'm making 25,000 people angry right now.

00:13:16.000 It's like a magic power.

00:13:17.000 I feel like I'm an X-Men.

00:13:18.000 You have the power of the whatever this is.

00:13:21.000 I'm a member of the X-Men.

00:13:22.000 That's not an easy thing to say.

00:13:23.000 I'm an X-Men.

00:13:25.000 So are a lot of the people that marched yesterday.

00:13:28.000 You saw a lot of what?

00:13:30.000 So were some of the people that marched yesterday.

00:13:32.000 X-Men.

00:13:34.000 Marched at what?

00:13:36.000 Yesterday was the Pride Parade, my dude.

00:13:38.000 Oh, geez.

00:13:39.000 I didn't even know.

00:13:39.000 Oh, my gorsh.

00:13:41.000 Yeah, I was down there picking up stuff, looking at gay things.

00:13:44.000 It was awesome.

00:13:45.000 Well, let's finish this New York stuff before we get to our announcement.

00:13:51.000 Curtis Shilwa is the perfect New Yorker.

00:13:55.000 I don't want to endorse him because that's bad for business, but he's not going to win because he's weird.

00:14:00.000 He lives in the Upper West Side in a small, a tiny apartment, which if you lived in New York in the 80s, why didn't you snatch up some awesome loft space like in the West in Hell's Kitchen?

00:14:14.000 And now you'd be living in the most gentrified part of New York with a rent-controlled apartment.

00:14:20.000 So I don't understand why a New Yorker who's born and raised here has such a small apartment, but he has 15 cats in it.

00:14:26.000 No.

00:14:27.000 Yeah.

00:14:28.000 Oh, that's a deal.

00:14:29.000 They have to change their litter boxes like four or five times a day.

00:14:32.000 Well, he's good at running a cat city, so.

00:14:36.000 Well, this is the thing.

00:14:37.000 He's the perfect New Yorker because he's weird.

00:14:39.000 New York is weird, but it just doesn't translate.

00:14:42.000 He's not going to get endorsed by the New York Post.

00:14:44.000 It's going to go with a black guy who's kind of a cop, but not really.

00:14:48.000 Let me see this quote, though.

00:14:49.000 It's such a weird quote.

00:14:52.000 And even the grammar is weird.

00:14:54.000 Campaigning in Flushing Meadows, Queens, sitting sad.

00:14:59.000 Sitting sad?

00:15:00.000 Sitting sad because fountains aren't going and haven't been working.

00:15:04.000 Is that a comma?

00:15:06.000 As mayor, I will fix that real quick.

00:15:09.000 Capital A. And that should be a comma after as mayor.

00:15:12.000 Boy, the public education system in New York.

00:15:16.000 He's from like South Brooklyn, I think.

00:15:18.000 So it's perfect grammar for him.

00:15:21.000 And then they've decided to suspend Giuliani's legal license because he dared to look into the elections.

00:15:30.000 That is verboten.

00:15:31.000 And John Voigt is not impressed.

00:15:33.000 Let's see how long we can handle this guy.

00:15:35.000 You know, John Pierce represents Rudy Giuliani.

00:15:38.000 What?

00:15:38.000 Yeah.

00:15:39.000 I can't hear you.

00:15:40.000 He represents Rudy Giuliani.

00:15:42.000 Who does?

00:15:43.000 John Pierce.

00:15:43.000 The guy who's going to be here Sunday?

00:15:45.000 Correct.

00:15:45.000 Oh, I shouldn't be talking shit about him.

00:15:47.000 Yeah.

00:15:49.000 I don't think you talk shit, but...

00:15:51.000 Wow.

00:15:52.000 That guy's penis made Angelina Jolie.

00:15:55.000 It's not gay to suck him off.

00:15:56.000 No.

00:15:57.000 Bly.

00:15:58.000 A cruel virtue.

00:15:59.000 Gay to not suck him off.

00:16:00.000 Suspended.

00:16:01.000 These fools, these liberal fools, destroy.

00:16:05.000 At least they want to.

00:16:08.000 My friends, my fellow Americans, Mayor Giuliani, one of the greatest mayors of New York City, a city that was once the greatest city, now it has become, like the left, a polluted deceit.

00:16:21.000 How dare they suspend his license for defending truths?

00:16:25.000 How dare they justify this horrible sin against this human soul of righteousness, a man who had everyone's trust, a man who held his city with dignity, a man who fought for truths and all while having to battle disgraceful lies and unrighteousness.

00:16:43.000 And what does he get?

00:16:45.000 He gets suspended for seeking truths.

00:16:48.000 Okay, we get it.

00:16:48.000 Well, let me tell you something.

00:16:50.000 Enough?

00:16:52.000 No, no thanks.

00:16:53.000 Giuliani did make New York City great, and it used to suck.

00:16:56.000 It used to suck so bad that public school teachers in the Bronx, in order to punish their students, they would take them to a secret sitting room that had a large bed in it, a small bed, sorry, and they would sit on the students.

00:17:09.000 You have graduates from the South Bronx, which is where we are now and which is where Ryan was raised, who haven't read a book, I don't know, in years.

00:17:18.000 You have graduates from the South Bronx who are 30 years old today, 31, and their mentors are not Yeats, not Coleridge, not Dostoevsky, not Ayn Rand, but Woody and Buzz.

00:17:33.000 On their desk, they collect Woody and Buzz figurines.

00:17:38.000 And the scariest part about these imbeciles is that they are now breeding.

00:17:46.000 That's right, ladies and gentlemen.

00:17:47.000 We have an announcement to make.

00:17:48.000 Ryan, do you want to tell everyone?

00:17:51.000 Yes.

00:17:53.000 Are you sure your audio is recording?

00:17:54.000 Because it's not coming out of a speaker.

00:17:56.000 It's not supposed to be coming out of a speaker.

00:17:57.000 Yeah, I'm watching the levels.

00:18:01.000 I'm going to be a father.

00:18:04.000 Now, that's not the exciting part, I don't think.

00:18:06.000 Because I think that is exciting, of course.

00:18:08.000 But to just say I was going to have a baby was going to be boring.

00:18:11.000 So I could have said that a while ago.

00:18:13.000 You know, she's 21 weeks along.

00:18:15.000 But I think it's a little more special to say I'm having a baby blank.

00:18:20.000 So I had a gender reveal party.

00:18:22.000 I got some footage from it.

00:18:23.000 We could all experience the moment where I figured out which gender, which is real.

00:18:28.000 And there's only two.

00:18:29.000 Her gender.

00:18:30.000 Oh, you don't know.

00:18:31.000 No, don't.

00:18:32.000 You should raise her genderless.

00:18:33.000 She's genderless.

00:18:34.000 Well, you ruined it.

00:18:35.000 I was going to show the video, and then people could see what it was.

00:18:37.000 Oh, shit.

00:18:38.000 Sorry.

00:18:38.000 It's okay.

00:18:41.000 I knew it was a girl before anyone.

00:18:43.000 I don't know how you knew that.

00:18:45.000 Because you're a pussy.

00:18:46.000 But your first was a girl.

00:18:48.000 Yeah, I was a pussy back then.

00:18:52.000 All right.

00:18:52.000 Well, then I'm fine with that.

00:18:54.000 So here's some B-roll.

00:18:55.000 Oh, that's not B-roll.

00:18:56.000 That looks cool.

00:18:57.000 That's not B-roll.

00:18:58.000 That's not B-roll at all.

00:18:59.000 That's awesome.

00:19:01.000 Okay, wait, wait.

00:19:02.000 Someone's going to be a dad.

00:19:04.000 Can't work a computer.

00:19:06.000 Wait, where's that computer at?

00:19:08.000 Alrighty.

00:19:09.000 Well, anyway.

00:19:10.000 The big reveal.

00:19:10.000 That's the point.

00:19:12.000 Yeah, I'm going to be a dad of...

00:19:14.000 Wait, you're giving up?

00:19:15.000 Baby girl.

00:19:16.000 Well, I could show the footage.

00:19:18.000 Should we get this footage going?

00:19:19.000 Wait, what were you trying to show us?

00:19:22.000 The footage.

00:19:23.000 Okay, get the footage.

00:19:25.000 By the way, that thing you just showed is really dangerous.

00:19:28.000 What do you mean?

00:19:29.000 Those were All recalled.

00:19:31.000 All of these.

00:19:32.000 Yeah, because they have no feet and the babies get frostbite on their feet and their toes fall off.

00:19:37.000 Show the bottom.

00:19:39.000 You could get arrested for having those.

00:19:42.000 They're considered.

00:19:43.000 I didn't know that was true.

00:19:45.000 Yeah, they're considered abnormally cruel.

00:19:48.000 In fact, sometimes stores will sell them with chips in them in order to find the parents who would let their kids' feet get that cold, and then they arrest them and take the baby away.

00:19:57.000 I didn't know anything about that.

00:19:59.000 Yep.

00:19:59.000 Okay, well, that stinks.

00:20:00.000 I guess you hate your kid having toes.

00:20:02.000 No, no, I like the kid having toes.

00:20:04.000 Well, then why do you have a foot freezer?

00:20:06.000 That's what they're called.

00:20:07.000 I didn't know they found it.

00:20:07.000 They're called double F suits.

00:20:09.000 Foot freezers.

00:20:10.000 I didn't know it was a double F suit.

00:20:12.000 Unbelievable.

00:20:13.000 Everyone has seen that, right?

00:20:14.000 It's like suicide doors.

00:20:16.000 It was a fad.

00:20:17.000 Baby's toes started falling off all over the place.

00:20:20.000 I didn't know that.

00:20:22.000 Yeah.

00:20:22.000 Highly illegal.

00:20:25.000 So.

00:20:26.000 Okay, wait, but it has the hand thing.

00:20:28.000 So this is what I'm learning.

00:20:30.000 Oh, the top's perfectly safe.

00:20:31.000 Yeah, they have the hand thing so they don't scratch their face off.

00:20:34.000 Right.

00:20:34.000 That's good.

00:20:35.000 Everything is good about that, except it's designed for babies to lose.

00:20:40.000 She's just going to have little stubs.

00:20:42.000 Well, I'll just get her a lot of socks.

00:20:44.000 Then her ankles will freeze, and then her feet, entire foot will fall off.

00:20:48.000 No, I'll wrap it around.

00:20:50.000 I'll do something.

00:20:51.000 One time when we had our first kid, it was pretty cold out, January, and she was maybe like, I don't know, two weeks, three weeks old.

00:21:00.000 So we bundled her all up, put her in a papoose, and we were going for a walk.

00:21:04.000 And this woman goes, that baby's too young to be outside.

00:21:09.000 And my wife started, my wife was like, oh, no, no, no, we have her wrapped up.

00:21:14.000 She has an insulated bodysuit and then with the booties and then blah, blah, and then a blanket on top of that.

00:21:18.000 And I go, no, no, no, honey, it's okay.

00:21:20.000 Mind your own fucking business.

00:21:22.000 Exactly.

00:21:23.000 And she was like, oh, my.

00:21:25.000 Fucking lippy balls.

00:21:27.000 Boomerangry woman liberals.

00:21:29.000 They're always chastising everyone.

00:21:32.000 The Karens of Earth.

00:21:35.000 I was getting Karen before there was Karens.

00:21:38.000 Have we talked about that movie Karen yet?

00:21:40.000 Yeah.

00:21:41.000 Okay, we can see the footage at some point.

00:21:43.000 Yeah, I know.

00:21:43.000 I'm bummed.

00:21:45.000 The computer, I'm looking for it, and that's all I'm getting right now.

00:21:48.000 So I could do a file switch transfer.

00:21:51.000 Or you could just keep flashing on and off.

00:21:53.000 Do you know that I'm flashing on and off?

00:21:55.000 Yeah.

00:21:56.000 Is that a thing?

00:21:57.000 I'm trying to re-engage this Mac here.

00:22:00.000 So this is a brand new Mac.

00:22:01.000 It was running beautifully.

00:22:03.000 And unfortunately, I'm going to have to switch one thing, all this stuff to this computer real quick.

00:22:09.000 So I don't know if we have time for that.

00:22:10.000 But basically, it was just footage of the party.

00:22:12.000 It was very nice.

00:22:13.000 Well, we want to see it.

00:22:14.000 I know, me too.

00:22:15.000 I want to show it.

00:22:16.000 I can talk about other stuff.

00:22:18.000 What once worked now does not.

00:22:20.000 Let me try a quick fix.

00:22:22.000 We also have all the contest, not winners, we haven't decided yet, but all the submissions.

00:22:26.000 I guess we'll wait a week because these things take some time.

00:22:29.000 But some dude in Texas named Jose did a real bang-up job.

00:22:34.000 You know, with these, and you know, I'm talking about the background contest, so we have something playing behind us.

00:22:38.000 Like when I'm talking about mail, you have letters going behind us.

00:22:42.000 But one thing that's kind of tricky about this contest is you don't want to be too good.

00:22:49.000 Like say for the Antifa one, you had 10 million Antifa faces and then a monster like coming down and eating them all and their heads falling off and blood then filling up like this, like a goldfish tank.

00:23:02.000 That wouldn't be good because it would be too good.

00:23:05.000 So you'd be distracted.

00:23:07.000 But there's one for the Antifa thing, and it's just Antifa mugshots with sunglasses on them going like this.

00:23:13.000 Shump.

00:23:14.000 Now, that has no wow factor when you first look at it, but then you realize, I don't want a wow factor.

00:23:22.000 This is good.

00:23:24.000 So we'll get to those at some point today.

00:23:27.000 Is that enough of a filler?

00:23:30.000 I dropped it.

00:23:31.000 I want to talk about the January 6th meandering too soon.

00:23:37.000 We barely started.

00:23:38.000 We're still on page one of three pages of news.

00:23:43.000 90 more times.

00:23:44.000 How are we doing, Ryan?

00:23:45.000 It says it's two gigs, so it says it's going to drop in six minutes.

00:23:49.000 I'm also sending it via airdrop, so I'm seeing which one happens first, which is a shame.

00:23:55.000 And why don't you just learn to engage the computer?

00:23:58.000 Yeah, I'm doing all the things.

00:23:59.000 You know, you turn it off, you turn it back on with the NDI.

00:24:02.000 All right, you're fired.

00:24:04.000 We'll do this later.

00:24:04.000 The January 6th meandering.

00:24:06.000 Do we have any backdrop for that?

00:24:08.000 We should.

00:24:10.000 For January 6th, I got...

00:24:13.000 Yes, we do.

00:24:15.000 Here we go.

00:24:17.000 Let's see it.

00:24:20.000 You want it behind you, right?

00:24:21.000 No, I want it over there.

00:24:23.000 I want it on the Street Fighter game.

00:24:25.000 You want it behind you?

00:24:28.000 Cool.

00:24:31.000 That looks cool.

00:24:33.000 I am a fan of this.

00:24:35.000 This was that Texas guy, right?

00:24:36.000 Yes.

00:24:37.000 Look at this.

00:24:38.000 This is the biggest threat to our nation.

00:24:40.000 Joe Biggs is in the hole, the shoe, or the hole.

00:24:43.000 He's in solitary confinement now.

00:24:45.000 His appeal was just denied because he is a proud boy's leader.

00:24:51.000 And if they let him out, he'll start a revolution and everyone will die.

00:24:55.000 Including Ted Pence.

00:24:57.000 I'll get to that in a second.

00:24:59.000 But this was an interesting thing.

00:25:01.000 Marjorie Taylor Green was ambushed.

00:25:04.000 This looks so cool.

00:25:05.000 I couldn't be happier with this.

00:25:07.000 Look at this cool setup.

00:25:08.000 It does rule.

00:25:10.000 Was accosted by Jim Acoster in a parking lot.

00:25:14.000 And here's a trick people do.

00:25:16.000 They go, what proof do you have?

00:25:18.000 What evidence?

00:25:19.000 And they do it in ambushes.

00:25:21.000 It's very easy when someone emails you and says, what proof do you have?

00:25:24.000 You send them two links.

00:25:26.000 But out on the street, the evidence, give me proof.

00:25:29.000 It's a trick that people use.

00:25:31.000 Another trick is like, name one author that is known for critical race theory and helped create critical race theory.

00:25:39.000 Name just one, just one.

00:25:40.000 All I want is one.

00:25:41.000 I mean, we do it on our side too.

00:25:43.000 Like, how many illegal immigrants are there in the country?

00:25:46.000 Just give me a number, a rough number.

00:25:49.000 So no one walks around a parking lot with a pile of evidence.

00:25:52.000 And it makes you look smart when you demand it.

00:25:54.000 So let's see Jim Acoster, go up to MTG, Marjorie, Taylor, Green, yeah.

00:26:02.000 1, 1,002, 1,003, 1,004, 1,005, 1,06, 1,000.

00:26:06.000 FBI and Antifa, where are you getting that from, if I may?

00:26:09.000 Well, this is the reports that have been coming out.

00:26:11.000 There's, you know, information that there may have been FBI operatives.

00:26:16.000 We don't know what that means, right?

00:26:17.000 Is that informants?

00:26:18.000 Is that where does that go?

00:26:20.000 Where's the proof that the FBI was involved?

00:26:22.000 Where's the proof that Antifa was involved?

00:26:25.000 Don't you owe it to people to produce that proof, that evidence?

00:26:29.000 I don't know it.

00:26:29.000 I didn't cause the riot, so I certainly don't owe it.

00:26:33.000 There's no evidence.

00:26:34.000 Well, look, look, there are questions that need to be answered.

00:26:39.000 There are things.

00:26:40.000 You can ask questions about anything.

00:26:41.000 As she repeatedly dodged our questions, Green, where does this stuff come from about the FBI and Antifa word?

00:26:47.000 So here's what to say when people say that.

00:26:49.000 You go, one, John Sullivan.

00:26:53.000 John Sullivan was dressed up as a mega guy.

00:26:58.000 You had him on your network, Jim.

00:27:00.000 You paid him $70,000 for his footage.

00:27:04.000 And we have him on tape saying, go, go, go.

00:27:06.000 Let's move.

00:27:07.000 Let's move.

00:27:08.000 Go.

00:27:08.000 Cajoling people, encouraging people.

00:27:13.000 I think we have evidence that he's the one who egged Ashley Babbitt on and got her to go through that window where she was promptly shot by a black man whose identity we will never know.

00:27:27.000 Although Tim Poole had a guest on it, I think Tucker got him too.

00:27:30.000 We found who it is, but it was not easy to find.

00:27:33.000 Someone shoots a black guy, you find him in seconds.

00:27:36.000 How long did it take us to find Derek Chauvin's house?

00:27:40.000 So that's the proof for the Antifa, the guy who's on video himself doing it, who was essentially a CNN employee.

00:27:49.000 So you can get Jim on that.

00:27:50.000 And then as far as the FBI thing goes, we've got that whole revolver scoop that he should have to respond to, where there was lots of stuff in this incredible article that Tucker Carlson cited, by the way.

00:28:04.000 Darren J. Beattie uncovered this.

00:28:06.000 He's a guy that runs Revolver.

00:28:08.000 And the two big things there are, one, we realize that the FBI knew about this.

00:28:13.000 Now, did they know about it because they were part of it?

00:28:16.000 Or say they're totally innocent, right?

00:28:18.000 You knew about violence about to happen and then you let it happen, then you should at least be fiscally responsible for the damage and you're responsible for Ashley Ababat's death.

00:28:29.000 The second big piece of FBI evidence is, of course, that these co-conspirators are getting away with no charges.

00:28:38.000 And these co-conspirators appear to be the most aggressive people involved in the insurrection.

00:28:47.000 So you have people who the FBI has decided not to charge, who were fervently involved in the most aggressive aspects.

00:28:56.000 That's sounding a lot like they were FBI.

00:29:00.000 We've seen it happen a million times, like the guys who duped those dudes in Georgia to start a plot to kidnap the governor.

00:29:09.000 Hey, lonely, pissed off white males who feel like they're losing their country, we should kidnap the governor.

00:29:15.000 I can handle everything, but we should do that.

00:29:17.000 We'll get away with it.

00:29:18.000 There's a way to do it where you don't get caught.

00:29:20.000 And you throw that net out enough, some pissed off dummy is going to go, you know what?

00:29:26.000 Yeah.

00:29:28.000 And meanwhile, they're not like driving over to the governor's mansion.

00:29:31.000 They're just saying, you know what?

00:29:33.000 Yeah.

00:29:34.000 On TV.

00:29:35.000 I mean, sorry, on the internet.

00:29:37.000 We caught them.

00:29:39.000 So the FBI does this all the time.

00:29:41.000 The government does this all the time.

00:29:43.000 In fact, as I've told you before, when I was a kid in the 80s, Nazi skinheads were everywhere.

00:29:49.000 We fought them every weekend.

00:29:50.000 They kicked our ass every weekend.

00:29:52.000 They came to shows.

00:29:53.000 They would punch the shit out of us while we were in the pit.

00:29:56.000 And when I say Nazi skinheads, I mean guys with Klan rallies tattooed on their backs.

00:30:02.000 I mean guys with swastikas on their bomber jackets, guys with red-laced Dr. Martins who Zeke Heiled all the time.

00:30:08.000 Real deal Nazi dudes.

00:30:11.000 And why was there so many in Canada of all places, a totally white place?

00:30:16.000 Because the government started it.

00:30:20.000 They started a thing called the Heritage Foundation.

00:30:22.000 They had all this money to defend Jews from the evil Nazis.

00:30:26.000 There were none.

00:30:27.000 So they decided, we'll entrap them.

00:30:28.000 We'll start the Heritage Foundation.

00:30:30.000 And they got on, made all these pamphlets about Western civilization and Jews and immigrants and how evil they are.

00:30:35.000 And the next thing you know, some guys went, all right.

00:30:38.000 They created a Nazi movement.

00:30:41.000 My government in the 80s created it.

00:30:45.000 Thank God, the Make It Happen boys of the punk scene of Canada at the time, which were called the bunch of fucking goofs, BFG, did a tour and beat the shit out of all the Nazis in every city, and that was the end of that.

00:31:01.000 So my point is that the government, in the name of catching bad guys in the act, has been entrapping and creating a problem from scratch.

00:31:10.000 Look at the SPLC and the ADL.

00:31:13.000 Like, where has Milo been recently?

00:31:15.000 He was at True TV.

00:31:16.000 Now, I'm not saying this is true or not, but if you look up True TV, it's known as an anti-Semitic thing.

00:31:22.000 Every time I hear that allegation, it's false.

00:31:24.000 So I'm not saying that's true.

00:31:26.000 It isn't true.

00:31:27.000 How about that?

00:31:28.000 But for the sake of argument, it's known as a Nazi place, right?

00:31:33.000 This is what they've done.

00:31:34.000 They banish someone until the only people that will take them in is the bad guys.

00:31:38.000 And Milo's basically a Jew.

00:31:42.000 I think his dad's Jewish.

00:31:45.000 So you're creating hate where there was none.

00:31:47.000 Or remember Pax Dickinson?

00:31:50.000 He was a dude.

00:31:51.000 We met him.

00:31:51.000 I've hung up with him a bunch of times.

00:31:52.000 Computer programmer.

00:31:53.000 He made a joke about being raped by a pack of the N-words.

00:31:59.000 I can't say it.

00:31:59.000 That gives me hives.

00:32:01.000 He was quoting Mel Gibson.

00:32:04.000 But because that Mel Gibson quote, he said, Mel Gibson said, you look like a fucking slut.

00:32:08.000 You're going to get raped by a pack of niggers.

00:32:10.000 Oops.

00:32:12.000 He said that in a private phone call, and she made it public.

00:32:16.000 So Pax brought it up comically to describe someone else, essentially mocking racism, because you're mocking Mel Gibson.

00:32:22.000 He was canceled, banished from everything.

00:32:26.000 And what happened to him?

00:32:27.000 He ended up talking to alt-right dudes Because they were willing to take him in.

00:32:32.000 And then he sort of, I can't really speak for him, but I think he kind of got into that shit.

00:32:38.000 Baked Alaska, another guy that was so disenfranchised, he ended up.

00:32:42.000 Sal Cipola from the Proud Boys, he ended up getting kicked out for going to Charlottesville.

00:32:47.000 And then he ended up with Mike Enoch and the far-right dudes.

00:32:52.000 So in all of these cases, in the name of fighting hate, you push someone out to the outskirts where all they have is hate.

00:32:58.000 Similarly, the government, in the name of eradicating hate, they end up creating it.

00:33:04.000 Get out of the way.

00:33:05.000 Stop trying to fix it.

00:33:07.000 It's not broken.

00:33:09.000 America's not racist.

00:33:10.000 Nazis are not everywhere.

00:33:11.000 And the more you try to play God and fix it, the more God punishes you by making the problem worse.

00:33:20.000 This was a funny meme about Antifa being the real terrorist.

00:33:24.000 I know it's uncouth to say that liberals are the real racists, but they are.

00:33:30.000 And the only white terror group in America committing crimes is Antifa.

00:33:37.000 Yes, but if you fight back, you go to jail.

00:33:42.000 Like, look at this letter I got from John.

00:33:52.000 Hey, Gavin, I'm writing this letter to say thank you very much for thinking of me and throwing some bread on my books.

00:33:56.000 That must be cool talk, jail talk.

00:33:58.000 Anyway, he goes off about summer vacation, and he says I'm quitting my welding class.

00:34:05.000 And I was under the impression that that was sustaining his license.

00:34:09.000 We both were, but apparently not.

00:34:10.000 I was attempting to use it to show the American Welding Society that I've stayed in the industry in here and should maintain my certifications.

00:34:18.000 Very difficult certifications.

00:34:20.000 Unfortunately, it counts as furthering my education, but not as keeping up in practice.

00:34:25.000 So now all of my welding and steel inspector certificates will expire.

00:34:29.000 So he wasn't just a welder.

00:34:30.000 He was a steel inspector for buildings.

00:34:33.000 And then he manages to stay optimistic and say, the good news is that since I'll be starting from scratch, I can go into any career path I choose.

00:34:39.000 It's like the whole world is my oyster, blah, blah, blah, blah.

00:34:41.000 Staying positive.

00:34:42.000 And I just, that letter, that's the reason I brought it in is because it just snapped my heart in two.

00:34:48.000 This guy is doing four years for kicking Antifa when they were down.

00:34:54.000 So they challenged him to a fight.

00:34:55.000 He obliged and they beat him up.

00:34:57.000 He beat them up too much.

00:35:00.000 You know, with assault, it's like, what did you intend to do?

00:35:03.000 If you just punch the guy and he goes down, that's one charge.

00:35:05.000 But if you like gouge his eyes or kick him when he's already down, that's another charge.

00:35:09.000 So that's really why John's in prison.

00:35:11.000 Because he dared to fuck with the paramilitary wing of the DNC.

00:35:16.000 Now, how much wanton violence have you seen from Antifa?

00:35:21.000 Outright cruel, bizarre violence from these assholes.

00:35:28.000 This is his sin.

00:35:30.000 And not only did you take a father away from three black children, but now you've prevented him from, when he gets out, from making money for his family.

00:35:40.000 Unbelievable.

00:35:42.000 We're going to start the doodle auctions again.

00:35:44.000 We just have to strengthen the pay, the payment processing because that is constantly getting attacked here.

00:35:50.000 It's censored and has been attacked since day one.

00:35:53.000 That's what people don't seem to understand.

00:35:55.000 Not only do we do this show and try to get you a new studio and bring on new shows, we're constantly under attack.

00:36:00.000 From hackers, from banks, from Antifa, from these assholes, from the left.

00:36:05.000 It goes on and on and on.

00:36:09.000 I thought this was funny, though.

00:36:10.000 You got to be a happy warrior about all this stuff.

00:36:12.000 And occasionally the left throws you a comedy bone like this.

00:36:15.000 Macy Gray, who probably has the IQ of a four-year-old, she made a new flag.

00:36:24.000 I don't see what the big deal is.

00:36:26.000 Macy Gray says she's shocked by Republican.

00:36:29.000 She kind of talks like Catherine Hepburn.

00:36:30.000 You're my nine in shining armor.

00:36:34.000 Scroll down.

00:36:36.000 See, this is all you have to know about Americans.

00:36:39.000 They have two rules.

00:36:40.000 One, don't touch my guns.

00:36:42.000 And two, I'm proud.

00:36:44.000 And don't fuck with that.

00:36:45.000 Don't apologize on my behalf.

00:36:47.000 Don't apologize about America.

00:36:48.000 If you do these two things and you say, I won't touch your guns, I promise, and I'm proud to be American, you're good.

00:36:55.000 Gay, race, they don't care about any of that crap.

00:36:59.000 Scroll down.

00:37:02.000 I want to see this flag she made.

00:37:04.000 Okay, go.

00:37:05.000 Yeah, look at the flag.

00:37:06.000 That's the new American flag.

00:37:07.000 It's not just white stars.

00:37:09.000 There's black and brown stars, too.

00:37:11.000 Because as you know, the stars represent white people.

00:37:15.000 That's what it was meant to mean.

00:37:17.000 I thought it would be like people would want to be part of its new design.

00:37:23.000 That was really what I thought.

00:37:25.000 And everybody thinks I'm crazy when I say that.

00:37:28.000 I mean, I knew people would disagree with me, but I didn't see all this crazy stuff coming.

00:37:34.000 What it symbolizes now, we all saw it used as a weapon at the insurrection, and a lot of people who held that point of view that the government should be overturned and that Ted Pence should be hanged.

00:37:47.000 They were carrying the flag.

00:37:48.000 They carried the flag to attack the capital.

00:37:51.000 They carried the flag to attack.

00:37:53.000 Did you hear that?

00:37:54.000 So at the night of the insurrection, they were threatening to kill Ted Pence, who's Mike Pence's brother, I guess.

00:38:04.000 Mike Pence's dad.

00:38:06.000 We want to kill Ted Pence for making Mike Pence.

00:38:10.000 What is that song?

00:38:24.000 That's a good song.

00:38:25.000 It's actually pretty.

00:38:26.000 Yeah, it's laps.

00:38:27.000 It's very good for karaoke.

00:38:32.000 Do you believe that when you do karaoke, you have to sound like the guy?

00:38:36.000 To a degree, absolutely.

00:38:37.000 Unless you have a song that you can make it yours, which is tough.

00:38:41.000 You do a Sinatra song, sing like Sinatra.

00:38:42.000 You do Billy Joel, sing like Billy Joel.

00:38:44.000 It gets weird, though, with Prince.

00:38:46.000 Or like with Billy Bragg, do you have to do an English accent?

00:38:49.000 Yes.

00:38:50.000 I think you do.

00:38:50.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:38:51.000 But for Brian Johnson with ACDC, that's a tough one.

00:38:55.000 Just don't go near it.

00:38:57.000 What are you going to do?

00:38:57.000 I've done it.

00:38:58.000 Because I'm back in black.

00:39:00.000 And I'm back in black out of sight.

00:39:02.000 Right.

00:39:03.000 Oh, I hit the noose.

00:39:05.000 I got nine lives.

00:39:07.000 Cat's eyes.

00:39:08.000 Now you're like William Shatner Doing Rocket Man.

00:39:12.000 Oh, I think it's going to be a long, long time.

00:39:19.000 All right, let's do...

00:39:21.000 Let's jump to LGBT.

00:39:23.000 With the new bumper, correct?

00:39:26.000 So we do the intro, and then we have the beautiful backgrounds.

00:39:28.000 Beautiful backgrounds.

00:39:29.000 I think that Texas guy is going to win the thousand bucks.

00:39:32.000 He's pretty close.

00:39:33.000 Oh, Jesus.

00:39:35.000 Oh, my God.

00:39:36.000 Why are you good?

00:39:38.000 Jesus Christ.

00:39:39.000 Wait, what are you doing?

00:39:41.000 This is the intro.

00:39:42.000 No, that's not an intro.

00:39:43.000 Oh, my God.

00:39:45.000 Why did you show that?

00:39:46.000 What are you even doing?

00:39:47.000 That's a backdrop.

00:39:48.000 You just would kill the audio.

00:39:49.000 Okay.

00:39:50.000 I could do that.

00:39:51.000 And looping.

00:39:52.000 Let's loop it.

00:39:54.000 Do you know how to loop?

00:39:55.000 Yeah, you just click a little button here.

00:39:57.000 Just click loop.

00:39:58.000 Loop.

00:39:59.000 You gotta loop.

00:40:01.000 So that's one of the backgrounds.

00:40:02.000 It's not the Texas guy.

00:40:03.000 But we need an LGBT intro.

00:40:07.000 We sure do.

00:40:08.000 Ryan's great at this.

00:40:10.000 Well, we do have a gay intro.

00:40:12.000 That's Gay, it's called.

00:40:14.000 Okay.

00:40:17.000 That's pretty high quality, dude.

00:40:19.000 Yeah.

00:40:19.000 See, when we choose the winner, too, we don't always have to use his.

00:40:22.000 We could use the submissions, too.

00:40:27.000 Why are you ugly?

00:40:29.000 I felt ugly.

00:40:29.000 I felt gay.

00:40:30.000 And then we fell in love.

00:40:32.000 I let them get to the poop, and we have a very good relationship.

00:40:37.000 You don't want to see a closed-up picture of my animals.

00:40:40.000 You ain't gay me.

00:40:41.000 You ugly.

00:40:42.000 Home the phone alert.

00:40:45.000 One of those guys isn't gay.

00:40:47.000 That little rat guy who had a baby with the fat chick, and then they killed the kid.

00:40:54.000 This man.

00:40:55.000 Yeah, he's not gay.

00:40:56.000 But the other guy there in that picture, that murdered him.

00:41:01.000 Not him, his baby.

00:41:02.000 Right.

00:41:03.000 Because it was crying so much he was mad.

00:41:07.000 Yeah, way to go, Polyamorists.

00:41:09.000 You really know how to reinvent the system.

00:41:12.000 Our antiquated ideas of love and romance.

00:41:15.000 We're looking for a reboot.

00:41:17.000 You did a good job.

00:41:20.000 Megan Fox wants you to know she's B in the LGBT.

00:41:25.000 Which, when you're that hot, it really just means I'm open to threesomes.

00:41:31.000 And we're not surprised that you are.

00:41:34.000 I am surprised that Ryan hasn't cut to the article yet, as I discuss it.

00:41:40.000 What was that about?

00:41:40.000 Getting a little load issue.

00:41:42.000 It's all right.

00:41:42.000 Megan Fox celebrates Pride with Rainbow Manicure, putting the B. Just because you had a threesome doesn't mean you get to be in the oppressed club, right?

00:41:52.000 I mean, I'm offended on their behalf.

00:41:57.000 I have no question in my mind about being bisexual.

00:42:00.000 She just has some other hot chick in the bed with her husband.

00:42:03.000 Yeah.

00:42:04.000 No.

00:42:05.000 Doesn't count.

00:42:06.000 Sorry.

00:42:07.000 As a gay man, I have to say you're not allowed in our club.

00:42:10.000 That's like Rachel Dolezell levels of appropriation.

00:42:15.000 And yes, I do think Sean King is blacker than Kamala Harris and Obama.

00:42:21.000 He has more of a right.

00:42:23.000 He knows more about black culture and has experienced more black culture than Kamala and Obama.

00:42:28.000 What do you think of that?

00:42:30.000 I think that's a hot take.

00:42:31.000 Oh, we should have a little stinger for a hot take.

00:42:33.000 Did you see that picture I sent you of Sean King with normal hair?

00:42:37.000 This is Sean King after shaving his mustache, taking off those stupid reading glasses that he always wears, and letting his hair grow out.

00:42:47.000 Yeah.

00:42:48.000 Go full screen on me.

00:42:49.000 There we go.

00:42:51.000 That looks exactly like my old buddy Sharky.

00:42:56.000 Don't send him to jail without a razor or the jig is up.

00:43:00.000 Literally.

00:43:04.000 Okay, show that cool backdrop that the guy, the Texas guy, sent and go to camera too for that one.

00:43:10.000 This is for which bumper here.

00:43:13.000 The LGBT, the Jose, Texas guy.

00:43:15.000 Gotcha, okay.

00:43:19.000 Got it.

00:43:22.000 It's really good.

00:43:27.000 This is exactly what I pictured in my mind's eye when I suggested this.

00:43:31.000 Wait, that's not a normal rainbow flag.

00:43:34.000 Is that offensive somehow?

00:43:36.000 Wait, what the?

00:43:36.000 Oh, you're right.

00:43:38.000 Like, Macy Gray desecrated the American flag, right?

00:43:42.000 This is the Macy Gray.

00:43:42.000 With the brown stars.

00:43:43.000 So aren't you desecrating the rainbow flag?

00:43:51.000 Will you marry me and stay married to me for almost two years before we get in a big fight?

00:44:00.000 Oh, boy.

00:44:00.000 Oh, there's a lock.

00:44:03.000 I have this friend of mine.

00:44:04.000 She does plus size fashion.

00:44:08.000 And she's never speaking to me again because of Trump.

00:44:13.000 And I'm like, I saw she used a lock as a model for one of her outfits.

00:44:16.000 And they go, hey, your boy Alok was just sexualizing children.

00:44:21.000 He went viral for that.

00:44:22.000 But at least he hates Trump.

00:44:25.000 Nice side to pick.

00:44:28.000 And you remember what he said?

00:44:30.000 He said, people keep talking about trans being in the bathroom with kids.

00:44:34.000 And he said, these little girls are not princesses.

00:44:38.000 You know?

00:44:39.000 They have their own problems.

00:44:41.000 John, you can't play golf when I'm on the air.

00:44:47.000 Speaking of sexualizing young girls, some dude was at a spa waving his schlong around.

00:44:56.000 See, this is why this whole alliance with BLM and LGBT doesn't work because black women are very Christian and they don't stand for this kind of shit.

00:45:06.000 They're homophobic, too.

00:45:07.000 Go to 2-1.

00:45:09.000 Yeah, turn this up.

00:45:11.000 It's okay.

00:45:13.000 So it's okay.

00:45:13.000 I just want to be clear with you.

00:45:15.000 It's okay.

00:45:16.000 It's okay for a man to go into the women's section, show his penis around other women, young little girls under age.

00:45:26.000 You're spa.

00:45:27.000 We spa.

00:45:28.000 Condone that.

00:45:28.000 Is that what you're saying?

00:45:31.000 Like I asked.

00:45:32.000 So he could stay there.

00:45:35.000 He could stay there?

00:45:37.000 But sexual orientation.

00:45:39.000 I see a difference.

00:45:41.000 What a situation to be in as a business owner.

00:45:44.000 So you're either transphobic and you're shut down, or you have dicks around kids and you're shut down.

00:45:52.000 Lose, lose.

00:45:54.000 Why don't you just not have dicks around kids?

00:45:56.000 If it's lose, lose anyway.

00:45:58.000 Say, sorry, I don't care what you identify as.

00:46:00.000 I don't want dicks around kids in my spa.

00:46:03.000 Was that so wrong?

00:46:04.000 Get fired.

00:46:04.000 Get in trouble.

00:46:05.000 Be brave.

00:46:06.000 You're just called the we spa.

00:46:10.000 It lets me know he's a man.

00:46:13.000 He's a man.

00:46:14.000 He is a man.

00:46:16.000 He is not a female.

00:46:17.000 I think it's a crime to misgender in Britain and in Canada.

00:46:20.000 He is not a female.

00:46:24.000 He is not a female to me.

00:46:27.000 Okay, throws down there other women who are highly offended for what they just saw.

00:46:32.000 And you did nothing.

00:46:34.000 Absolutely nothing.

00:46:36.000 In fact, you sided with him.

00:46:37.000 So we spa is an agreement with men that just say they are a woman and they can go down there with their penis and get into the women's section.

00:46:47.000 Is that what you're saying?

00:46:49.000 What, what, really?

00:46:51.000 What law?

00:46:54.000 So women can go into the men's with their breasts.

00:46:58.000 Okay.

00:46:58.000 And then this should happen to me.

00:46:59.000 We're not going to come back.

00:47:00.000 Yeah, you shouldn't.

00:47:01.000 Yeah, I wouldn't come back either.

00:47:03.000 Yeah, get your money back.

00:47:05.000 You got a man with his penis pumped back.

00:47:07.000 He's a woman.

00:47:08.000 He ain't no one.

00:47:08.000 What's with all these dudes going to a spa?

00:47:12.000 That sounds like something you would do.

00:47:14.000 Maybe.

00:47:15.000 Well, I am.

00:47:16.000 So wait a minute.

00:47:17.000 Stop.

00:47:18.000 So that hipster dude with the tattoos, I said stop.

00:47:22.000 He's going to what?

00:47:23.000 Wait, that's the guy?

00:47:24.000 Steam?

00:47:25.000 That's the pee-pee man?

00:47:26.000 No, Ryan.

00:47:27.000 That's not the transsexual, obviously.

00:47:30.000 But that guy's going what?

00:47:33.000 Like to go get a full body massage and then like a steam bath and then have his skin regimen done?

00:47:42.000 I don't even know what happens at spas because I'm male.

00:47:45.000 Okay, go back to him.

00:47:47.000 He's educating her.

00:47:50.000 This also, I love this.

00:47:51.000 It's an awkward place for liberals to be because now they have to mansplain to a woman of color.

00:47:57.000 It's lose, lose, lose, lose.

00:47:59.000 You got a man with his penis talk about he's a woman.

00:48:02.000 He ain't no woman.

00:48:04.000 Uh-uh.

00:48:05.000 Give her her money back.

00:48:08.000 There's no such thing as transgender.

00:48:10.000 He has a dick.

00:48:11.000 Okay?

00:48:12.000 He has a penis.

00:48:13.000 He has penis is hanging out.

00:48:16.000 Okay, no, I'm not one.

00:48:17.000 Actually, I'm a woman who knows how to stand up and speak up for my rights.

00:48:20.000 As a woman, I have a right to feel comfortable without a man exposing himself.

00:48:27.000 Okay?

00:48:27.000 You go somewhere else.

00:48:29.000 Okay, so that's right.

00:48:31.000 No, he's not a transgender.

00:48:33.000 He has a penis, just like you do.

00:48:36.000 Are you, are you, are you, are you?

00:48:37.000 Do I understand?

00:48:38.000 No.

00:48:39.000 Yeah.

00:48:39.000 Okay.

00:48:40.000 It's not okay.

00:48:41.000 It's not okay to go to a spa as a man.

00:48:43.000 See that.

00:48:44.000 I'm a woman.

00:48:45.000 I think this is a place right here, I'm told, only for women.

00:48:49.000 So how dare you sit up here and tell me I don't have a right as a woman.

00:48:54.000 I'm telling you, he has a penis.

00:48:59.000 He's well trained, isn't he?

00:49:02.000 I know what to do here.

00:49:04.000 Why are kids being sent to drag queens to give them a tip here?

00:49:08.000 What is this?

00:49:11.000 Let's see.

00:49:12.000 2-2.

00:49:13.000 I don't understand.

00:49:14.000 And why does he get to the front of the line?

00:49:16.000 Like, why is this encouraged?

00:49:18.000 This is New York Nico in South Beach.

00:49:20.000 He thinks this is awesome.

00:49:26.000 It's an embarrassment in New York.

00:49:29.000 Go, go.

00:49:32.000 Go, go, do it.

00:49:33.000 Yeah, get past.

00:49:42.000 Look at that.

00:49:43.000 Stop.

00:49:43.000 Hug it.

00:49:44.000 What the fuck?

00:49:46.000 He thinks he's like a clown or something.

00:49:48.000 You did a good job.

00:49:49.000 Good boy.

00:49:52.000 How disgusting is that?

00:49:55.000 These mothers.

00:49:58.000 That poor bastard is going home.

00:50:00.000 I did good today.

00:50:01.000 My mom's happy.

00:50:03.000 All the moms are happy with me.

00:50:06.000 I did a good thing.

00:50:09.000 Yay, good boy.

00:50:10.000 You're a good boy.

00:50:12.000 Hug it.

00:50:14.000 Good boy.

00:50:15.000 This made somebody cry.

00:50:16.000 Yeah, he's got his fist up.

00:50:17.000 Yeah.

00:50:19.000 No, you're not a good boy.

00:50:21.000 You're a fat boy who just gave a tip to a mentally ill gay man.

00:50:26.000 You just gave money to a mentally ill pervert.

00:50:31.000 Speaking of mentally ill perverts, this guy identifies as Korean, and he's had his nose and his eyes done to make sure that you recognize that he's a new man.

00:50:43.000 He's not British anymore.

00:50:44.000 I'm not British anymore, Dad.

00:50:46.000 What's that guy, Kowlen?

00:50:48.000 Kalen?

00:50:50.000 Well, anyone online as British because I identify as Korean.

00:50:54.000 That's just my culture.

00:50:54.000 That's my home country.

00:50:56.000 That's exactly how I look now.

00:50:59.000 Well, one of your eyes.

00:50:59.000 I also identify as Jimin.

00:51:01.000 That's my Korean name.

00:51:02.000 But not only that, I just, I know it's a little bit confusing for some people.

00:51:06.000 Nobody's ever come out as Jimin or Korean.

00:51:08.000 But this is something that you guys know, if you've followed my journey for the last eight years, I've really struggled with identity issues, with who I am.

00:51:16.000 Wait a minute.

00:51:17.000 Do Koreans have nostrils that are sharp triangles?

00:51:21.000 I don't think so.

00:51:22.000 I have not noticed that.

00:51:23.000 And the odds of you getting perfect symmetry when you mutilate your eyes are pretty low.

00:51:29.000 Like even God screws up with the symmetrical eyes.

00:51:33.000 For some reason, I have this eyebrow that's constantly cocked.

00:51:38.000 So this is the man who created the universe can't quite get eyes totally symmetrical.

00:51:43.000 I have to like get Botox or something to get this one down.

00:51:47.000 Now a surgeon trying to make epicanthic folds appear and go away is going to screw up.

00:51:55.000 Let's see your eyes, Ryan.

00:51:57.000 Okay.

00:51:58.000 Under that nest of pubes, I haven't really seen many.

00:52:01.000 What are you doing now?

00:52:03.000 I was going to zoom in on your eyes.

00:52:06.000 Okay, get your hair out of your way.

00:52:10.000 Yeah, totally asymmetrical.

00:52:12.000 Two different eyes.

00:52:13.000 Look at the camera.

00:52:16.000 Totally different eyes.

00:52:18.000 Two different people.

00:52:19.000 Really?

00:52:20.000 Yeah.

00:52:20.000 Shit.

00:52:23.000 That's a sign of ugliness.

00:52:24.000 Did you know that?

00:52:25.000 Asymmetry?

00:52:27.000 Yeah, symmetry is what defines beauty.

00:52:29.000 I've heard it.

00:52:30.000 For the most part.

00:52:31.000 And even in flies, they noticed that symmetrical flies get more pussy.

00:52:37.000 That's a great band name.

00:52:38.000 Symmetrical flies get more pussy.

00:52:40.000 You're writing it down?

00:52:41.000 Yeah.

00:52:42.000 Yeah.

00:52:43.000 Symmetrical.

00:52:44.000 I've been writing down band names.

00:52:50.000 Speaking of freaks who identify as Korean, this guy is such a weirdo.

00:52:56.000 You should still have LGBT behind me.

00:52:58.000 Okay.

00:53:00.000 That I'm inclined to think that China is purposely showcasing these guys on TikTok to sabotage Western culture and promote freakdom.

00:53:13.000 Were we not done with him?

00:53:14.000 Is he still talking?

00:53:15.000 Oh, yeah.

00:53:16.000 Finish him.

00:53:18.000 Not only that, I know it's a little bit confusing for some people.

00:53:21.000 Nobody's ever come out as Jim In or Korean, but this is something that you guys know if you've followed my journey for the last eight years.

00:53:28.000 I've really struggled with identity issues, with who I am, you know, or anyone online as British, because I identify as Korean.

00:53:36.000 That's just my culture.

00:53:37.000 That's my home country.

00:53:39.000 You can't identify as Korean.

00:53:43.000 Sorry.

00:53:44.000 Korean means from Korea at some point.

00:53:50.000 I guess if you're white and you were born there, you could say you're Korean, right?

00:53:53.000 Right.

00:53:54.000 It's your nationality, right?

00:53:56.000 Hi, I'm Korean.

00:53:57.000 Well, I never thought of that before.

00:53:58.000 Boy, I'm not a very deep person.

00:54:00.000 That's like me saying I'm American.

00:54:03.000 Yeah, well, like if I was born in, like, Jared Taylor, his mother tongue is Japanese.

00:54:09.000 But he's lived in America so much, but he's Japanese.

00:54:13.000 He was born there.

00:54:14.000 It's the first language he spoke.

00:54:16.000 He speaks it better than English.

00:54:17.000 He has no accent.

00:54:20.000 Aaron Berger's Korean now.

00:54:21.000 So if you're white, like Charlie's throne is African, right?

00:54:26.000 Right.

00:54:29.000 That'd be kind of cool.

00:54:30.000 Hi, what's your name?

00:54:31.000 Are you white?

00:54:32.000 Yes.

00:54:32.000 Well, where are you from?

00:54:33.000 I'm Japanese.

00:54:36.000 Are you a Japanese American?

00:54:37.000 No.

00:54:38.000 I'm just visiting.

00:54:39.000 I live in County Shuz Holokoto.

00:54:43.000 Okay, that got Japanese, but it started very Chinese.

00:54:48.000 Yeah, look at 2-4.

00:54:50.000 Fucking 2-4.

00:54:52.000 Wait a minute, wait a minute.

00:54:53.000 Yeah, yeah, show 2-4 first.

00:54:55.000 Sure.

00:54:56.000 All right.

00:54:58.000 Let's turn that up.

00:55:00.000 Yes, geez.

00:55:01.000 Oh, my lord.

00:55:02.000 Listen, guys.

00:55:04.000 This will drop to get me in trouble on TikTok, but I'm in public and I am really fucking stoned.

00:55:14.000 Listen, guys.

00:55:17.000 Is that a video drop?

00:55:20.000 Yeah.

00:55:21.000 They're not sure the context we would use.

00:55:24.000 There's a new Dharman video that has nothing but video drops, but this is better than those.

00:55:30.000 But I sent you a picture of the cover of a magazine for midwives.

00:55:38.000 And why are you going back to the bookshelf?

00:55:41.000 Yeah, look at this.

00:55:42.000 The practicing midwife.

00:55:45.000 And she has those horrific scars where her tits were, but she's taken enough hormones to grow a beard.

00:55:56.000 That's got to be bad for your pregnancy.

00:55:59.000 Does your girlfriend take hormones?

00:56:02.000 No.

00:56:02.000 Does anybody's?

00:56:05.000 Well, if she does, she could grow a beard and be on the cover of The Practicing Midwife.

00:56:10.000 I could try it.

00:56:10.000 With her armpit hair.

00:56:11.000 Wait, what do I do?

00:56:12.000 Wait, why is the baby black?

00:56:14.000 Why isn't it?

00:56:16.000 He's mildly Latino.

00:56:18.000 Right.

00:56:18.000 He's a mocha-colored Spaniard with straight hair.

00:56:22.000 She appears to be some sort of Asian or Jew.

00:56:25.000 And they have a black baby that's yellow?

00:56:29.000 Why does it have an Afro?

00:56:30.000 Nobody knows.

00:56:31.000 They're just being so politically correct that she gave birth to someone else's baby.

00:56:38.000 All right, that's going to bring us to racism where we've just got too much stuff.

00:56:42.000 We've got racism here.

00:56:47.000 I'm a little uncomfortable with my son at my desk because he's looking at YouTube videos, but who knows what kind of horrific auto-fills I have of the Make It Happen Boys.

00:57:00.000 Is that what they were called?

00:57:02.000 Yeah, I think so.

00:57:03.000 Make it happen, boys.

00:57:05.000 Here we go.

00:57:07.000 Talk about racism that was racist, guys.

00:57:14.000 What a mess.

00:57:16.000 Hate.

00:57:18.000 So the big story, of course, going around is Gwen Berry, 2.6.

00:57:25.000 Oh, wait, before we get to that, though, did you know that I am the face of white supremacy?

00:57:29.000 No.

00:57:30.000 This is 2.5.

00:57:32.000 Here's an article wherein they're discussing the horrific threat that white supremacist, public safety minister acknowledges, so it's there.

00:57:42.000 He just managed to acknowledge it.

00:57:44.000 Threat of white supremacist infiltration to Canada's police forces.

00:57:48.000 It's a thing.

00:57:49.000 And a good example of that, of course, is me in Berkeley after having read Ann Coulter's speech, because she was banned, and saying the Swahili word for freedom, which is Uhuru.

00:58:02.000 I believe I'm doing the U there.

00:58:04.000 I am not mentioned once in this article, nor are the Proud Boys.

00:58:09.000 But the editors decided this would be the best picture of Ottawa police being infiltrated by Nazis.

00:58:17.000 What the fuck?

00:58:19.000 Scroll down a bit.

00:58:21.000 You're just a sneaker.

00:58:22.000 No photo caption.

00:58:26.000 No mention of my name once.

00:58:29.000 Anyway, My brother's like, Can you sue for that?

00:58:32.000 And I'm like, no lawyer would go near it.

00:58:34.000 Right.

00:58:36.000 Nice move.

00:58:38.000 Okay, so this is the big hot story.

00:58:40.000 This imbecile named Gwen Berry for the hammer toss.

00:58:44.000 I didn't even know that was still a thing, I guess.

00:58:46.000 She throws a hammer like Thor.

00:58:48.000 And her eyelashes are, I'd say, two inches long.

00:58:53.000 She signs up to represent America for the Olympics.

00:58:58.000 And then when they play the national anthem at this sporting event leading up to the Olympics, she's really pissed off.

00:59:05.000 Gwen Berry turns back to U.S. flag during national anthem at Olympic trials.

00:59:12.000 Now, look at this next picture of her.

00:59:15.000 2-7.

00:59:17.000 This is before she grew her hair out.

00:59:22.000 Wow.

00:59:23.000 I'm going to just phrase this as honestly as I can.

00:59:27.000 If a clown were to wear eyelashes, what would the eyelashes look like?

00:59:33.000 They'd probably be red, orange, and green, but they would be this size.

00:59:38.000 You look like a drag queen.

00:59:41.000 You look like a costume.

00:59:43.000 What is going on?

00:59:45.000 Now, here's a million dollar question.

00:59:47.000 This is now going to represent her for the rest of her life.

00:59:49.000 When you Google her in 20 years, her daughter Googles her.

00:59:52.000 She'll be known as the bitch who turned her back to the national anthem.

00:59:55.000 You don't have to represent America, by the way.

00:59:57.000 You don't have to do the trials for the U.S. Olympics.

01:00:00.000 What do you think it is?

01:00:01.000 It's a global competition.

01:00:04.000 You can't hate America and represent America in a global competition.

01:00:07.000 Go do a different competition.

01:00:14.000 But here's my question to you, viewer.

01:00:16.000 Is this good or bad for her?

01:00:18.000 I mean, it's obviously bad to me.

01:00:20.000 She won't be working at censored.tv anytime soon.

01:00:23.000 But is this going to lead to more opportunity or less opportunity?

01:00:27.000 That's what I really don't get.

01:00:28.000 And we're so divided that I'm sure 50% of the country tells you that she's a hero and this is great.

01:00:33.000 And the other 50% goes, fuck her.

01:00:35.000 So I don't know.

01:00:38.000 But if you go to 2.8, there's some pretty good comments.

01:00:44.000 Why are we talking about a third-place finisher that's also known as a loser?

01:00:48.000 This is who's in first place, USA.

01:00:51.000 I blame the U.S. Olympic team recruiter for this.

01:00:54.000 How is someone who hates the U.S. representing the U.S.?

01:00:57.000 How is that missed in the recruiting interview?

01:00:59.000 Yeah, good point.

01:01:00.000 Deporter is a good one.

01:01:02.000 She hates the country that has given her the opportunity to stand on the world stage and showcase her abilities.

01:01:07.000 It must be hard being so pressed.

01:01:10.000 Fixed it.

01:01:15.000 So America gets...

01:01:16.000 Oh, that's what it is that they throw?

01:01:18.000 That looks really hard.

01:01:20.000 Is that shot put?

01:01:21.000 Hammer throw.

01:01:22.000 Hammer throw.

01:01:22.000 Yeah, I guess it's a shot put.

01:01:23.000 No, a shot put, you go like this.

01:01:25.000 Right.

01:01:25.000 I'm not big on women's sports.

01:01:27.000 The shot put requires effort and skill.

01:01:30.000 You need a big field for that.

01:01:32.000 Like, what if you release it at the wrong time?

01:01:35.000 That would be tragic.

01:01:36.000 You got to be in, like, a baseball diamond type of thing.

01:01:38.000 There can't be another country in the world where so many wildly successful people are constantly whining that they're being held back.

01:01:45.000 Well, it's probably because they can't really imagine what it's really like to live in a controlled environment, allocommism.

01:01:50.000 Yeah.

01:01:52.000 But I was thinking, like, I understand, I'm not against political activism, obviously, but what a great opportunity to protest China.

01:02:01.000 In your face, China.

01:02:03.000 Like, rip up a China flag when you're up there.

01:02:08.000 Talk about how great America is.

01:02:10.000 If you hate oppression and you're pro-human rights, then you should be crapping on China.

01:02:14.000 Like, remember that dude, this is 2.9, who refused to stand next to Sun Yang, I think his name's Sun Yang.

01:02:22.000 Yeah.

01:02:22.000 He refused to get on the podium with Sun Yang.

01:02:24.000 Now, he was protesting performance-enhancing drugs.

01:02:27.000 But isn't that protesting China?

01:02:30.000 Because you know China and Russia and North Korea, all communist countries, strongly encourage cheating at the Olympics.

01:02:38.000 Because they've never played fair ever.

01:02:39.000 That's totally foreign to them.

01:02:41.000 I remember China was so mad at this that they called Australia Inmate Island.

01:02:52.000 I remember him being punished for this, too.

01:02:55.000 Yeah, that's a good video.

01:02:56.000 Play that video.

01:02:57.000 He says, you are a loser.

01:02:58.000 I'm a winner.

01:03:00.000 You're a loser.

01:03:01.000 Get out of my way.

01:03:04.000 You did win.

01:03:10.000 Well, those performance-enhancing drugs are making him real match.

01:03:13.000 So there he is yelling at the Australian.

01:03:27.000 So that's protesting China as far as I'm concerned.

01:03:29.000 Oh, dear, it's all getting a little bit unpleasant.

01:03:32.000 A very, very angry reaction from Sun Yang.

01:03:35.000 He's now getting booed massively.

01:03:37.000 Listen to this.

01:03:45.000 You're a loser.

01:03:46.000 I'm a winner.

01:03:49.000 All right.

01:03:50.000 That's like an LEG character or something.

01:03:52.000 Yeah.

01:03:52.000 You are a loser.

01:03:53.000 I am a winner.

01:03:56.000 He's protesting China.

01:03:57.000 Remember, his name is Mark.

01:03:58.000 What's his name again?

01:03:59.000 Mark Howlett or something like that?

01:04:01.000 They had a pool named after him in Australia, a viewer told us about, where they changed the name of it.

01:04:11.000 Yeah, Mac Horton.

01:04:12.000 They changed the name of the pool as an apology to China.

01:04:16.000 I mean, there was a lot of hatred both ways.

01:04:17.000 Sun Yang got a lot, too.

01:04:19.000 But a lot of Australians were very sorry for offending dear Lord China.

01:04:24.000 That's the worst thing you can do in sports, as we've learned from LeBron James.

01:04:28.000 Speaking of women in sports, there was a guy named Craig who was pretty unsuccessful at track and field until he said, my name's Chick.

01:04:37.000 And now he's kicking ass and taking names.

01:04:42.000 200th, 390th national champion.

01:04:47.000 Wow.

01:04:48.000 You know what bothers me about this photo?

01:04:50.000 What's going on with their shoes?

01:04:52.000 I mean, I get that your feet hurt, but you're in a photograph.

01:04:55.000 Like, he's wearing socks.

01:04:58.000 She's barefoot.

01:04:59.000 They all seem to be wearing like their socks or barefoot.

01:05:03.000 It's not really appropriate for a photo on a national stage.

01:05:08.000 But look at Craig.

01:05:09.000 Go up a bit.

01:05:13.000 The fastest woman in America is a dude.

01:05:18.000 They seem all like happy and not even bitter.

01:05:20.000 This reminded me of the reverse.

01:05:22.000 It was an old 60 Minutes that was years ago, 32.

01:05:25.000 This top female athlete swimmer gets a scholarship anywhere she wants.

01:05:30.000 She's the top in the country.

01:05:32.000 And she chooses Harvard, but then she becomes a dude.

01:05:36.000 So they put her on the men's team.

01:05:38.000 And guess what?

01:05:39.000 Uh-oh.

01:05:40.000 It sucks.

01:05:43.000 So Harvard has a case to sue her.

01:05:47.000 They gave her a scholarship because she would kick ass and that would help their name because they'd have the best women's swim team.

01:05:54.000 They now have a shitty men's swim team.

01:05:56.000 So they actually were hindered by her admission.

01:06:03.000 Is this a commercial?

01:06:04.000 This is like total loser.

01:06:05.000 What a dick that guy is.

01:06:08.000 Uh-oh, we're getting long in the teeth here.

01:06:28.000 Schuyler promptly removed his breasts, and they said, no, that's not what we meant.

01:06:31.000 But when Harvard swimmers hit the pool deck this past fall, Schuyler had switched teams.

01:06:37.000 You get the idea.

01:06:39.000 Let's jump ahead.

01:06:40.000 I was going to do some critical race theory.

01:06:41.000 I can save that till tomorrow.

01:06:43.000 But speaking of critical race theory, look at this Boomerangry Woman Liberal, B-A-W-L, C-U-N-T, shit chest, brainwashing kids, 4-3.

01:06:56.000 I mean, this classroom is the classroom of a radical.

01:06:59.000 4-3.

01:07:08.000 If this was any other view...

01:07:11.000 Like, say this was her views...

01:07:13.000 Stop, stop.

01:07:14.000 Say this was her views on economics.

01:07:16.000 She would be a radical anarchist who doesn't want any borders, any police, or any military.

01:07:21.000 And all infrastructure is privatized.

01:07:25.000 Which is a belief.

01:07:26.000 But should a teacher be that?

01:07:29.000 Like, this is the same level as raw foodist or polygamist or the 1% of radicals politics.

01:07:37.000 Look at this ugly dumb bitch.

01:07:41.000 Back in my classroom for the first time in a year, y'all.

01:07:45.000 Look at my room.

01:07:46.000 It's so lovely.

01:07:46.000 I love that.

01:07:47.000 Yellow beaver teachers.

01:07:47.000 They've taken good care of it.

01:07:48.000 Hold on.

01:07:49.000 God, they've taken such great care of my room.

01:07:52.000 Somebody else was in here while I was virtual.

01:07:55.000 This is a wall of like, tell a story from these pictures.

01:07:59.000 Yeah, tell one story.

01:08:02.000 American.

01:08:03.000 Students with their I am more than.

01:08:07.000 I love these signs.

01:08:09.000 Students against the camps.

01:08:12.000 It's activism.

01:08:15.000 Look at this, you guys.

01:08:17.000 I can't wait to be back with them in person soon.

01:08:21.000 Back in my class.

01:08:22.000 This is where our attention should be, K through 12.

01:08:25.000 This is really the root of the problem, these women.

01:08:28.000 Look at her talk about how she tells her kids that Black Lives Matter and no one is illegal, 4-3 and 4-4.

01:08:36.000 She, by the way, honey, they don't see you as an ally.

01:08:40.000 They see you as a mark, a sucker.

01:08:43.000 That's how your students see you.

01:08:46.000 A little bit about the population of my school.

01:08:48.000 51% of my students are Latinx, and many of them are undocumented, and many more have parents who are undocumented.

01:08:55.000 Latin acts, by the way.

01:08:57.000 So when they come into my classroom and see signs that say no human is illegal, they don't need to know who I voted for.

01:09:04.000 I don't need to tell them.

01:09:06.000 When my black students come into my classroom and see my Black Lives Matter posters, I don't need to tell them.

01:09:12.000 When my LGBTQ plus students come in and see my pride flag, I don't need to tell them.

01:09:18.000 Because they know that I have used my critical thinking skills and have decided to vote for whoever is on the side of fighting for human rights.

01:09:28.000 Oh, so whoever's anti-Chinese?

01:09:31.000 Because they know that I am using the privilege I was born with to fight for them.

01:09:38.000 The hero.

01:09:39.000 That I am an ally for them.

01:09:41.000 So yeah, that's not political.

01:09:43.000 That's human rights.

01:09:44.000 Let me tell you.

01:09:46.000 Damn, she's raising rescue kids.

01:09:48.000 That's what it seems like.

01:09:50.000 Check out this other boomer-angry woman liberal 4-5.

01:09:55.000 This is real.

01:09:56.000 We've looked into this.

01:09:58.000 It's gone pretty viral, so you may have heard it already.

01:10:00.000 So this morning, the baby woke up and had some sort of violence in her heart.

01:10:06.000 I don't know what it was, but she has been losing her mind all day.

01:10:12.000 And it's interesting because I'm watching her lose her mind, and then I'm watching the preteen respond to that by trying to make her happy.

01:10:23.000 And I have had to like actively tell him, stop trying to make her feel better, stop responding to her tears.

01:10:31.000 It's so interesting to see the conditioning of people responding to white girl tears happening so early.

01:10:38.000 She's five and she's got an 11-year-old coming after her trying to make her feel better when she cries.

01:10:45.000 We have to unlearn this whole business that white women crying is going to get them what they want in life because that ain't it.

01:10:56.000 These kind of stories are going to start making you madder and madder.

01:11:00.000 Ryan.

01:11:01.000 Me?

01:11:02.000 Yeah.

01:11:04.000 It's a little scary.

01:11:05.000 Now it kind of matters like a lot of the stuff that didn't quite before.

01:11:09.000 Because I was just like, well, fuck it.

01:11:11.000 I mean, let the world kind of go to shit.

01:11:13.000 I noticed when I had kids, I'd be reading the paper and I'd be like, parents, starve baby to death because they're vegan.

01:11:19.000 And you're just like, aha, like you can't even read it.

01:11:22.000 It's mortifying.

01:11:23.000 Yeah, I'm not there yet.

01:11:25.000 I mean, I'm still fine with baby's dying.

01:11:28.000 No, not fine with that.

01:11:29.000 Are you going to get an abortion?

01:11:31.000 I'm not.

01:11:32.000 Oh, but your girlfriend is?

01:11:33.000 No, she's not either.

01:11:34.000 So you're keeping the baby?

01:11:35.000 Yes.

01:11:36.000 Because that would be kind of weird if we had a whole gender.

01:11:40.000 Your abortion is a little bit.

01:11:43.000 The printer's nice and sharp.

01:11:46.000 There we are.

01:11:47.000 Look at me now.

01:11:48.000 The video's loaded by the money.

01:11:49.000 I just made 25,000 people annoyed.

01:11:52.000 Yeah, that looks blurry to me.

01:11:54.000 All right.

01:11:55.000 I think we should try to get into the mailbag.

01:11:57.000 Did you have the reveal footage yet?

01:11:58.000 I do.

01:11:59.000 Okay.

01:12:01.000 Okay.

01:12:02.000 Give it up.

01:12:03.000 Give it up.

01:12:04.000 Baby, give it.

01:12:06.000 Alright, so this.

01:12:07.000 Now, do you remember when this baby was conceived?

01:12:11.000 Yeah, roughly.

01:12:12.000 Oh, you made a whole thing.

01:12:14.000 Yep.

01:12:18.000 This is just B-roll.

01:12:19.000 And perfect.

01:12:20.000 You chose the shittiest song imaginable.

01:12:23.000 It's dire straits.

01:12:25.000 I know.

01:12:25.000 We had a little party.

01:12:27.000 I was excited for the sandwich.

01:12:28.000 Now, I went to a friend's party.

01:12:29.000 They got those big old Subway sandwiches, the heroes.

01:12:32.000 Got one of those.

01:12:33.000 So while you were finding out what gender your child was, you were focused on a sandwich.

01:12:36.000 Well, you have to...

01:12:37.000 Here's the thing, is that I'm excited, but, you know, our day is when we found out together.

01:12:41.000 Now, this is for everybody else to enjoy themselves and for it to be excited.

01:12:45.000 But I didn't know what it was.

01:12:46.000 So we found out together what it was.

01:12:49.000 And we.

01:12:50.000 No, she already knew.

01:12:51.000 Yeah, she knew.

01:12:53.000 So who's together?

01:12:54.000 Me and my family and my friends.

01:12:56.000 So it's like I held out.

01:12:58.000 I find this offensive.

01:12:59.000 What do you mean?

01:13:00.000 This is anti-gender.

01:13:02.000 Yes, it is.

01:13:03.000 Because she hasn't chosen her.

01:13:05.000 Whoa, that's a cool shot.

01:13:06.000 Yeah, we're going to have the gender reveal in 14 years.

01:13:07.000 Which camera is that?

01:13:08.000 In 14 years, we're going to have the gender reveal.

01:13:11.000 Wait, go back.

01:13:12.000 That was a cool camera.

01:13:14.000 That's Brian Hodges.

01:13:17.000 I don't know if he wants me to say his full name.

01:13:19.000 Oh, well.

01:13:20.000 Fuck.

01:13:21.000 That's a cool camera.

01:13:22.000 Yeah, it's cool.

01:13:23.000 It's brand new.

01:13:24.000 We got to buy one of those, dude.

01:13:25.000 I love that depth of feel.

01:13:26.000 I know.

01:13:27.000 It's gorgeous So there's the b-roll there, but you know the actual reveal?

01:13:32.000 Wow.

01:13:33.000 I'm gonna go check it out.

01:13:35.000 Okay, we're ready.

01:13:36.000 That was obnoxious and I would have hated myself if I was somebody else watching that.

01:13:41.000 All right.

01:13:41.000 Are you blurring her face?

01:13:43.000 Yeah.

01:13:43.000 Unfortunately, I have to blur her face because she's in a financial district job or something important that could get her fired.

01:13:51.000 Technically, you don't know.

01:13:52.000 No, I don't know.

01:13:53.000 So what do you think?

01:13:55.000 Well, let me take a photo real quick.

01:13:59.000 Why are you wearing a, it's a boy pin.

01:14:01.000 There's team boy and team girl.

01:14:03.000 Oh, so you're on team boy.

01:14:05.000 Why do your daughter sees this?

01:14:08.000 Because my father didn't want me.

01:14:09.000 No, it's because I thought from the signs, I thought she was carrying a certain way or whatever.

01:14:14.000 So I just, you know, it's a fun way.

01:14:16.000 Yeah, yeah.

01:14:16.000 You carry low or high.

01:14:18.000 Because Gavin said it's a girl and I'm always right.

01:14:20.000 Yeah, but I thought this was the exception.

01:14:23.000 This had to be the exception.

01:14:25.000 I was thinking it says boy.

01:14:26.000 I'll keep it boy, but you don't need me.

01:14:31.000 You have chauvinists.

01:14:33.000 Yes, I am.

01:14:34.000 You're my mom?

01:14:35.000 Is that your mom?

01:14:36.000 Such a male chauvinist.

01:14:37.000 Why didn't you have a Puerto Rican accent?

01:14:39.000 I don't know.

01:14:48.000 Look at that kind of disappointment.

01:14:51.000 No, no, no.

01:14:51.000 Look at this pipe paint.

01:14:54.000 No, no, no, no.

01:14:56.000 I love the fact that it's a girl.

01:14:57.000 But I told everybody it's going to melt my heart.

01:14:59.000 It's going to make me like a more soft person.

01:15:03.000 I like that.

01:15:04.000 Dude, you're already used cloud toilet paper.

01:15:08.000 I have an iron heart, you know, and now it'll soften that up.

01:15:11.000 Your heart is like someone...

01:15:13.000 It's Jared Holt.

01:15:14.000 It's like someone poured three drops of milk into a glass of wine.

01:15:17.000 Well, now it's going to be literally just the water.

01:15:19.000 So I hope you're happy, world.

01:15:21.000 Hey, you know, my cousin told me, he said, don't...

01:15:24.000 He said, my friend, I went to his gender reveal, and he wanted a boy so bad.

01:15:28.000 And when they said girl, he was like, oh.

01:15:31.000 He literally did that, and he filmed them.

01:15:33.000 And they were like, don't do that.

01:15:35.000 And I was like, I'm not going to do that.

01:15:36.000 Like, I don't feel that way.

01:15:37.000 I should tell you something.

01:15:38.000 They're not really anything until they're like 14.

01:15:44.000 It's not like they're all princesses and they don't know what a ball is.

01:15:49.000 And they cry every time you pull out a baseball bat or something.

01:15:52.000 And they only want a unicorn.

01:15:54.000 They're just kids.

01:15:56.000 They're kids until they're teenagers.

01:15:57.000 And then the boys go to sports and the girls.

01:16:00.000 I actually see my daughter more than my son because he's always baseballing or with his friends.

01:16:05.000 My daughter will come by and I'll send her music and stuff and we'll watch movies.

01:16:10.000 So the only thing is when they get to be 15, the girls get really emotional.

01:16:16.000 That's when the genders are obvious.

01:16:17.000 They're crying all the time.

01:16:18.000 They're upset.

01:16:19.000 And then the boys get really like, fuck you.

01:16:22.000 Right, I'll walk the dog.

01:16:24.000 Oh, wow.

01:16:25.000 But all you have to do with that is assert that if we can go at any time.

01:16:28.000 Yeah.

01:16:29.000 You want to jump, frog?

01:16:30.000 Jump.

01:16:30.000 You want to use screens or no?

01:16:32.000 My dad's 76.

01:16:33.000 I don't think I could take him.

01:16:34.000 And you'll never be able to take me.

01:16:36.000 No, yeah, yeah.

01:16:39.000 All right, let's go to the mailbag.

01:16:41.000 Mail.

01:16:45.000 Ryan, shut up, you don't have a dad.

01:16:50.000 Let's turn our eyes to Gavin's mailbag.

01:16:55.000 Let me touch it.

01:16:59.000 What the hell is that?

01:17:00.000 I just thought it'd be a little fun.

01:17:02.000 What are you doing?

01:17:03.000 It's a little...

01:17:05.000 What was the point of that?

01:17:06.000 I like the wide shot.

01:17:08.000 And I don't know when to use it, so I thought that was fun.

01:17:10.000 Don't ever use that again.

01:17:11.000 How about in the live show?

01:17:13.000 When we do transitions.

01:17:15.000 Sure.

01:17:15.000 Yes.

01:17:18.000 Like, you have tons of shit to do.

01:17:19.000 Why do you give yourself homework assignments?

01:17:21.000 I'm kind of worried we didn't give this enough gravitas.

01:17:24.000 Ryan's getting married.

01:17:25.000 Right.

01:17:26.000 Seven rings.

01:17:28.000 You're going to have to do it at the courthouse or something, right?

01:17:30.000 Yeah.

01:17:30.000 But then we're going to have, like, a nice one, like, when everything frees up.

01:17:34.000 Everything's booked up because people that plan on getting married.

01:17:37.000 Yes, I've heard a lot of people say they have to wait a year to get married.

01:17:40.000 So you're going to get married at the courthouse, and then you're going to have a beautiful little baby girl.

01:17:44.000 We'll bring her in.

01:17:46.000 We'll show her to you folks.

01:17:48.000 That is actually not going to freeze her toes off.

01:17:53.000 That was a joke, so you'll be happy to hear.

01:17:56.000 That's very exciting.

01:17:57.000 You're finally becoming a man.

01:17:58.000 I'm pumped.

01:17:59.000 Very excited.

01:18:01.000 yeah, I heard a lot of good things that it'll do good things for me, and I know I'm a piece of trash now, but maybe I will be a good thing person.

01:18:10.000 Is Scott paying you for that product placement?

01:18:14.000 What do you mean, Scott's all-natural four-ply tissue that doesn't hurt but gets all the junk off your bunk?

01:18:20.000 No.

01:18:22.000 Now, I want to try another thing with letters now.

01:18:26.000 Printing them out is gay and boring.

01:18:29.000 I blue-flagged a bunch.

01:18:31.000 So just click on the first blue flag and see if you can show it without showing the name in an expeditious manner.

01:18:38.000 Okay.

01:18:39.000 I mean, you could cut and paste them into a document.

01:18:42.000 I could do that.

01:18:43.000 That would be an intelligent thing.

01:18:45.000 These aren't like links.

01:18:46.000 These are mostly reading and what have you.

01:18:49.000 Okay.

01:18:50.000 Flagged blue.

01:18:51.000 Here we go.

01:18:52.000 Sean King.

01:18:53.000 Okay, you got the Sean King one?

01:18:54.000 We did the Sean King already.

01:18:55.000 Amazon truck parked.

01:18:57.000 Okay, this one is a link.

01:18:58.000 Oh, yeah, someone sent in this video of an Amazon truck not locking up in the hood.

01:19:07.000 I wonder what happens.

01:19:12.000 I feel sorry for the woman who comes out and says, please stop doing this.

01:19:21.000 Is there any audio?

01:19:22.000 Just that beeping.

01:19:26.000 So then a car stops.

01:19:28.000 This is what I don't get about stealing.

01:19:31.000 Look at her with the blue shirt.

01:19:33.000 Stop.

01:19:34.000 Go away.

01:19:35.000 Stop doing that.

01:19:40.000 Guys, don't do this.

01:19:42.000 Look at the white woman.

01:19:43.000 Can you stop?

01:19:44.000 What are you doing?

01:19:45.000 This isn't your property.

01:19:47.000 Here's what I don't get, though.

01:19:49.000 What are the odds you're going to want that thing?

01:19:53.000 Very low.

01:19:54.000 Like, I've said this on the show a million times.

01:19:56.000 My last three Amazon orders was like a thing for organizing shoes, contractor bags, and a light bulb.

01:20:04.000 Right.

01:20:04.000 Nothing you want.

01:20:06.000 Or an accessory to something good.

01:20:08.000 Yeah.

01:20:08.000 Like, occasionally people will buy a flat screen TV.

01:20:11.000 Those are cool.

01:20:12.000 If it's better than yours, it might not be better than yours.

01:20:16.000 And every poor person has an awesome TV already.

01:20:19.000 It's like, what are you doing?

01:20:22.000 It's like all they have that's...

01:20:24.000 Look at the white woman.

01:20:25.000 Just like, what is going?

01:20:28.000 You know what's funny?

01:20:30.000 This I didn't cover.

01:20:32.000 America likes segregation, but they don't like to let people know.

01:20:36.000 So what they do is they do financial segregation.

01:20:39.000 And you'll see this with taxes in all white areas.

01:20:42.000 But another thing they do is financial segregation.

01:20:47.000 Like Mini Putt will be 25 bucks.

01:20:49.000 And you go, 25 bucks?

01:20:51.000 I'm just hitting a little ball around.

01:20:52.000 Yeah, it just ensures a certain group doesn't go.

01:20:55.000 But now with the stimulus, you're seeing the hood in areas that it's never been.

01:21:02.000 That's why we're seeing so many fights on planes these days.

01:21:04.000 But there was a great video in Vegas.

01:21:07.000 Where did I put that?

01:21:10.000 It was called Financial Segregation in the Notes.

01:21:13.000 Teacher Brainwashing.

01:21:15.000 There we go.

01:21:15.000 Financial Segregation.

01:21:17.000 Where did I put that now?

01:21:18.000 Sorry.

01:21:20.000 Yeah, there it is.

01:21:23.000 So this is in a super fancy Vegas hotel.

01:21:28.000 And turn the volume up.

01:21:32.000 That's it, Rocked Allen.

01:21:33.000 Like, this hotel's never seen this before.

01:21:35.000 This level of rioting.

01:21:36.000 Is that all you got for volume?

01:21:38.000 It comes in right now.

01:21:44.000 This is the most action these security guards have ever had.

01:21:50.000 There's like seven fights going on at once.

01:21:57.000 What number was that?

01:22:00.000 I can tell you in a second.

01:22:04.000 Yes, I know what it was.

01:22:05.000 42.

01:22:05.000 42, okay.

01:22:07.000 All right, anyway, sorry, next letter.

01:22:09.000 Okay, the next one is just saying that, you know, this is one of the most censored songs ever.

01:22:13.000 Money for nothing.

01:22:14.000 I know you hate it, but punching at 245 and they say faggot.

01:22:17.000 Oh, yeah, yeah.

01:22:18.000 By the way, I got a lot of trouble for dissing Mark Knopfler in Dire Straits.

01:22:23.000 I want you to know that I'm right and you're wrong.

01:22:25.000 And Dire Straits are cornball boomer music that sucks shit.

01:22:30.000 It's British blues fans like Eric Clapton, who also blows chunks.

01:22:36.000 Dick-licking old blues guys.

01:22:39.000 It's embarrassing, really.

01:22:41.000 And the fact that you like it means that you suck.

01:22:43.000 Stevie Rayvon sucks.

01:22:45.000 Ingi Malmstein sucks.

01:22:46.000 Ryan's entire record collection should be thrown off a cliff.

01:22:51.000 Untrue.

01:23:16.000 So they removed that song.

01:23:17.000 I mean, that part of the song.

01:23:19.000 This song is about blue-collar dudes saying offensive things.

01:23:24.000 Mark Knopfler's not calling anyone a faggot.

01:23:27.000 This is just like Elvis Costillo, that's what nigga.

01:23:31.000 Or the pogues in that Christmas thing.

01:23:36.000 Yeah, scumbag, yeah, maggot.

01:23:37.000 Yeah, cheap lousy faggot.

01:23:39.000 They've removed all that.

01:23:41.000 So you can't take on the persona of someone in a song anymore.

01:23:45.000 And when they do that, they're almost exclusively criticizing the person when they take him on.

01:23:51.000 Alright, next.

01:23:52.000 Okay, this one says, listen to this crazy bit.

01:23:54.000 These crazy bitches.

01:23:56.000 Oh, yeah, this cop pulls a guy over, and they shoot at the cop.

01:24:06.000 That's what I'm saying.

01:24:07.000 He was burning up.

01:24:10.000 I don't know what that means.

01:24:13.000 Holy shit.

01:24:15.000 Holy shit.

01:24:16.000 Good narration, huh?

01:24:22.000 We ain't moving.

01:24:23.000 I don't care if the light changes or not.

01:24:25.000 Fucking Tom Mikey.

01:24:28.000 Couldn't you just, as a cop, Say, get out of the car now from your bulletproof car.

01:24:35.000 Like, you need to go down the car, sir.

01:24:37.000 Put your hands up.

01:24:58.000 You turn around and walk away.

01:25:01.000 I am so glad I saw behind me.

01:25:07.000 He was button up to the fire.

01:25:08.000 Danger situation begins.

01:25:09.000 I better pull over and film it from my Facebook.

01:25:17.000 Are you fucking kidding me?

01:25:20.000 Window isn't gonna save us.

01:25:21.000 Window's not gonna save us.

01:25:23.000 We gotta get the fuck out of here.

01:25:25.000 Are you fucking shit?

01:25:28.000 Still filming.

01:25:28.000 Are you fucking kidding me?

01:25:30.000 Oh my god.

01:25:32.000 We're stuck.

01:25:32.000 We can't fucking go anywhere.

01:25:36.000 Fuck no.

01:25:37.000 All right, next letter.

01:25:40.000 Are you fucking kidding me right now?

01:25:42.000 He fucking fired.

01:25:43.000 Well, it looks like they're safe.

01:25:46.000 I have so many letters, dude.

01:25:48.000 There's a lot.

01:25:50.000 I could do a three-hour show on just letters.

01:25:52.000 Yeah, there's a lot.

01:25:53.000 Like, you're going to notice there's a few blue flags, then there's a long list of unread ones, and then I have like a thousand blue flags.

01:26:00.000 I might come back tonight and do a censored.tv presents or something.

01:26:05.000 What's the next one?

01:26:06.000 Put it up on the screen, dude.

01:26:09.000 Dear guy, I'm following you since Descartes Media.

01:26:10.000 Fight to CRTV.

01:26:11.000 He's probably one of the first 100 subscribers and realized how much influence you had on my life.

01:26:14.000 Until last Friday afternoon drinking, I woke up covered in my own piss.

01:26:18.000 Never in my 41 years have I ever done anything like this.

01:26:21.000 I've apparently had too much of the G-Dog.

01:26:24.000 I woke up this morning after drinking all day yesterday, and I was fine.

01:26:29.000 And I was like, whoo, dodged a bullet.

01:26:34.000 You know what I have?

01:26:34.000 My wife doesn't know this.

01:26:36.000 I have a doggy pad under me.

01:26:38.000 Under all the sheets.

01:26:40.000 Hey.

01:26:42.000 You're cool.

01:26:44.000 All right, next letter.

01:26:48.000 So he said he's unsubscribing because of that.

01:26:51.000 Okay.

01:26:52.000 Which is hurtful.

01:26:53.000 By the way, we have mail background.

01:26:56.000 Why aren't you using it?

01:26:58.000 Oh, okay.

01:26:58.000 We have new mailbag.

01:26:59.000 Alright, gotcha, gotcha.

01:27:00.000 Well, that's doable, and let's do it, if you will.

01:27:03.000 Okay, let's get good.

01:27:04.000 Let's get back.

01:27:05.000 You're not good at it, if you will.

01:27:07.000 Okay, well, that's...

01:27:08.000 We've so far had like three letters.

01:27:12.000 Mailbag.

01:27:13.000 Here we go.

01:27:14.000 Okay.

01:27:14.000 Don't worry, folks.

01:27:16.000 He'll get better.

01:27:17.000 He's a dad now, and if he gets fired, two people starve to death.

01:27:24.000 There we go.

01:27:25.000 Okay, there's mail.

01:27:26.000 Now I like that.

01:27:26.000 There's one mail and the other one here.

01:27:29.000 Frankly.

01:27:30.000 I guess we'll announce the winners on Thursday.

01:27:32.000 Is that too early for you guys?

01:27:35.000 One guy, his submission was a video of Antifa going foot loose.

01:27:42.000 It was to the music foot loose, and it was that guy who lit his feet on fire after kicking them all, and he's dancing around.

01:27:48.000 So that was his submission.

01:27:49.000 Someone else's video.

01:27:52.000 That's not how it works, dude.

01:27:53.000 Why don't you send me the video for Satisfaction by The Rolling Stones?

01:27:57.000 That's cool.

01:27:59.000 Okay, I've probably watched this 100 times.

01:28:01.000 His screams are going to be a little bit more.

01:28:02.000 No, no, no.

01:28:02.000 Show me the fucking letter, please.

01:28:04.000 It's just a video.

01:28:06.000 We want to see the text.

01:28:07.000 You should make a letter format that looks like a piece of paper, and then you cut and paste this.

01:28:13.000 Oh, this was this guy getting put in the friend zone.

01:28:15.000 Yeah, this is funny.

01:28:27.000 You will.

01:28:28.000 Because that's what everyone does.

01:28:30.000 That's what always happens.

01:28:32.000 It's never me.

01:28:33.000 I'm never good enough.

01:28:41.000 You think that's real?

01:28:43.000 Yes.

01:28:43.000 I can't fucking tell.

01:28:45.000 Yes, that's real.

01:28:46.000 I'm never good enough.

01:28:47.000 Ah!

01:28:48.000 Imagine getting in a yelling argument with a face shield helmet.

01:28:52.000 Don't wear a helmet like that and don't have a scooter.

01:28:54.000 That's why you're getting friend zoned.

01:28:56.000 Because you drive around like a secretary with good posture.

01:29:00.000 Scooters are the worst look.

01:29:02.000 Mods somehow pulled it off.

01:29:04.000 I don't know how.

01:29:05.000 But everyone else, no.

01:29:07.000 All right, come on, Ryan.

01:29:08.000 All right.

01:29:09.000 Copying and pasting, frankly.

01:29:13.000 Next letter, please.

01:29:15.000 That's pathetic.

01:29:16.000 That looks like shit.

01:29:17.000 You're a retard.

01:29:20.000 That's fucking embarrassing, Ryan.

01:29:23.000 That's really embarrassing.

01:29:25.000 No, you don't have it with spell checks on it.

01:29:28.000 Don't cut and paste it into anything that does that.

01:29:31.000 Have you noticed this generation of 16, 20 old boys having strange relationships with their mothers, not in a sexual way?

01:29:36.000 Mom's in their 50s.

01:29:37.000 All the other kids are grown, and the last kid in the nest is a teen.

01:29:40.000 And as they go into adulthood, they almost replace the husband in terms of going out to dinner, talking on the phone, etc.

01:29:46.000 They do things like get pedicures together, kayak, workout, cook dinner, share each other's food.

01:29:51.000 The mother isn't this way with her other kids in all situations I've seen, only the youngest boy that still lives at home.

01:29:57.000 It's almost like he's playing the role of the husband in a creepy Bates motel way.

01:30:01.000 I've noticed this in several different families.

01:30:03.000 And after a friend randomly brought it up the other day, it made me wonder if it's some kind of demasculinization with this generation.

01:30:10.000 What happened to manly men?

01:30:11.000 Yeah, that's gay and gross.

01:30:13.000 I have noticed that because I don't know people that young.

01:30:16.000 But that's a disturbing trend.

01:30:19.000 Next letter, fast.

01:30:20.000 Can't you just frame it in like that?

01:30:24.000 You should mention that the only true white supremacists are in prison locked up with the brown supremacists and the black supremacists.

01:30:29.000 And if they weren't in that club, they would be traded around the block for tobacco and ramen and come to realize what the term prison wife really means.

01:30:37.000 That is a fucking fantastic point, sir.

01:30:41.000 I appreciate it.

01:30:42.000 Next.

01:30:43.000 Okay, your music choices.

01:30:46.000 Ryan's hair, notwithstanding, comma, he does have better taste in music than Gavin.

01:30:51.000 That's just shockingly false.

01:30:53.000 Not sure what Gavin's deal is, but shitting on Knopfler, that's Mark Knopfler of Dire Straits, is not cool.

01:30:59.000 I equate it this way, colon.

01:31:01.000 I want to be sedated by their moans as man discovering the wheel?

01:31:03.000 Sultans of swing is man going to the moon.

01:31:06.000 Sultans of swing, are you my mom drunk in 1979, blaring the A-track?

01:31:12.000 You're so wrong, you're a douche.

01:31:14.000 Fuck off.

01:31:16.000 Next.

01:31:16.000 I think he's correct.

01:31:18.000 And I'm wrong.

01:31:19.000 I like this format, though, I will say.

01:31:22.000 Okay.

01:31:23.000 This is long as fuck.

01:31:25.000 Many go.

01:31:26.000 Transsexuals who have undergone vaginoplasty often suffer fistula, the rupture of the colon.

01:31:32.000 This can be triggered by vigorous sex or simply by a bowel movement.

01:31:37.000 Wait a minute.

01:31:37.000 Why do they suffer fistula?

01:31:39.000 Rupture of the colon.

01:31:41.000 Is it because they're getting reamed up the butt?

01:31:44.000 Results in fecal matter being discharged via the neovagina.

01:31:48.000 Oh no, it does mean that.

01:31:49.000 So it is from the neovagina.

01:31:51.000 Neovagina.

01:31:54.000 It is a serious medical problem that sometimes is discussed in the media in the context of obsteric fistulas, which typically afflict women in extremely poor areas of Africa and Asia, but whose greesome details are very much off-message from the glamorous made-to-order bodies that young men think about when they imagine their transition.

01:32:13.000 How many of them would hesitate if they knew they might defecate in extraordinary pain from their neo vaginas during sex?

01:32:25.000 Shit.

01:32:32.000 Perfectly normal.

01:32:34.000 We have to normalize it.

01:32:36.000 We have to normalize defecation from neovaginas during intercourse.

01:32:42.000 That's normal.

01:32:43.000 Let me just write this down.

01:32:45.000 We have to normalize defecation of neo vaginas during intercourse.

01:32:55.000 Yeah, you do.

01:32:59.000 All right, let's do how ironic, if you look up news articles, most won't mention that he mentioned race or that he had dreadlocks.

01:33:06.000 Oh yeah, I had this story in my notes.

01:33:08.000 This woman was doing a PhD.

01:33:12.000 She's a doctoral candidate, and she was talking about racism in the justice system.

01:33:17.000 And a crazy black man stabbed her in the back.

01:33:20.000 I'm sorry to laugh.

01:33:21.000 She's dead.

01:33:23.000 But I assume he'll be prosecuted.

01:33:25.000 Is that disproving or proving her point?

01:33:29.000 Because they got the right guy.

01:33:31.000 All right.

01:33:32.000 Next letter.

01:33:33.000 We know that story.

01:33:34.000 We don't have to watch it.

01:33:36.000 Okay, what do we got here?

01:33:37.000 We got to wrap up this show.

01:33:38.000 It's been about an hour and 40 minutes.

01:33:41.000 Little critique.

01:33:47.000 Boring.

01:33:48.000 That had a blue flag?

01:33:50.000 Yes.

01:33:51.000 Blue flag.

01:33:53.000 People are literally fucking dying from this vaccine.

01:33:55.000 Just look on Telegram.

01:33:56.000 Not trying to shame you, but people need to.

01:33:59.000 That's kind of blown out of proportion.

01:34:01.000 I mean, yes, that is happening.

01:34:03.000 Yeah, I don't know.

01:34:04.000 It's a roll of the dice, but it's not common.

01:34:05.000 I'm no expert on the vaccine.

01:34:07.000 I know I didn't get it.

01:34:08.000 Next.

01:34:09.000 Last one.

01:34:10.000 This one is just a post.

01:34:14.000 Oh, yeah, this is famous.

01:34:16.000 What's happening?

01:34:18.000 What's happening?

01:34:20.000 What's happening?

01:34:22.000 Wait, why is it just that?

01:34:23.000 Oh, okay.

01:34:23.000 That's a good drop, I'm guessing.

01:34:25.000 Yeah.

01:34:26.000 All right.

01:34:26.000 You want to see another one?

01:34:27.000 I don't know if we cover this in my Pet Biden, but the whispering?

01:34:30.000 Yeah.

01:34:30.000 They got $1.5 trillion.

01:34:33.000 I got them, really?

01:34:34.000 I wrote the bill.

01:34:35.000 Yeah, that's very condescending.

01:34:38.000 Does anyone on the left feel bad about this guy?

01:34:41.000 Yeah.

01:34:42.000 Remember, there was just that sub.

01:34:43.000 It's just the Twitter handle that just posts people regretting voting for Biden.

01:34:48.000 Guys, you had a bunch.

01:34:50.000 I hated them all, but at least Klobuchar or whatever could speak English.

01:34:58.000 You dummies.

01:35:01.000 All right, let's get to the final video.

01:35:20.000 But it's male?

01:35:22.000 Nope.

01:35:23.000 The guy who did the backdrop, the Jose guy, did a killer one for this.

01:35:28.000 Alright, here we go.

01:35:29.000 No, that's...

01:35:30.000 I know this is a time being.

01:35:33.000 This isn't what?

01:35:34.000 This is for the time being.

01:35:36.000 Here we go.

01:35:37.000 Okay.

01:35:37.000 Now this is what I'm talking about.

01:35:42.000 Isn't that great?

01:35:43.000 That rules.

01:35:45.000 Wait a minute.

01:35:50.000 Show the wide.

01:35:51.000 Do camera two.

01:35:56.000 So there's you and your studio.

01:36:00.000 That's funny.

01:36:01.000 Wait, is that more me on the far right?

01:36:03.000 No, no, no.

01:36:04.000 I can't give you my love if I can't take your word.

01:36:06.000 What band is that on the far, far right?

01:36:08.000 Is that...

01:36:10.000 Too bad I don't see that with camera one.

01:36:12.000 You get cropped.

01:36:13.000 Yeah, that's...

01:36:14.000 It's a little tree.

01:36:15.000 Anyway, that's really cool.

01:36:16.000 So this isn't really a video, but I'm gay for men, as you know.

01:36:20.000 And at 5-1, we see...

01:36:22.000 I'd never seen this before, the biggest excavator in history.

01:36:27.000 Look at this effing beast.

01:36:31.000 This is obviously 5-1, yeah.

01:36:33.000 The heaviest excavator in the world.

01:36:35.000 So I guess they're using coal mines.

01:36:36.000 The Marion 6360 was built and commissioned in 65.

01:36:40.000 If you did not take into account Bagger 288 and 293, it can be considered the largest excavator in the world.

01:36:45.000 It remained the heaviest because its curb weight was 15,000 tons.

01:36:49.000 But I don't understand how do you get it anywhere?

01:36:53.000 You can't put it on a truck.

01:36:56.000 It's the biggest thing in the world.

01:36:58.000 There's nothing bigger than it.

01:36:59.000 And it can't drive there.

01:37:01.000 Look at the size of a person.

01:37:04.000 The truck can't drive there because it goes like one mile an hour.

01:37:10.000 Do they just build it where they need it?

01:37:11.000 Yeah, they must just have to take it apart.

01:37:14.000 That stinks.

01:37:15.000 In the end, the car was dismantled and most likely handed over for scrap.

01:37:20.000 What's that got to do with anything, Ryan?

01:37:22.000 Well, that's where it is.

01:37:23.000 That's where it ended up.

01:37:24.000 No, you see, you're so dumb that you read dismantled and you thought, oh, that confirms what I thought, that they took it apart.

01:37:32.000 That's true.

01:37:33.000 But then you didn't finish the sentence.

01:37:36.000 And then when I caught you, you made up an excuse and said, Well, it's just interesting that it was used for scrap.

01:37:41.000 Well, that is what happens.

01:37:42.000 That's how your brain works.

01:37:43.000 You fuck up and then you make an excuse.

01:37:46.000 That's very fascinating.

01:37:49.000 But let's look at this modern crane, 5-2, as that's gummo, by the way.

01:37:55.000 As it just perfectly mimics a giant's arm.

01:38:00.000 So it's got this shaft that extends down.

01:38:09.000 Then the guy's down there going, what the fuck?

01:38:10.000 Where'd you come from, motherfucker?

01:38:17.000 Seems like there should be more volume for all that work to get all the way down there.

01:38:22.000 Things should be bigger, although it might tip.

01:38:26.000 Then it retracts, and exactly like a human arm would, it reaches over there.

01:38:34.000 I told you, I said at my gym, this boxer, I said, your students should be here looking at this shit.

01:38:41.000 And he goes, we tried that.

01:38:42.000 They called it racist.

01:38:44.000 They said, oh, black kids can only be construction workers.

01:38:48.000 So all the kids went to drugs instead, thank God.

01:38:50.000 He's like, no, most can't.

01:38:52.000 It's very hard.

01:38:56.000 I'd be pooping my panties if I was in there.

01:39:00.000 If it was in the claw, imagine taking a little ride in the claw.

01:39:03.000 You just hang out on top of some dirt.

01:39:05.000 They scoop you up.

01:39:05.000 It looks like a fun job.

01:39:08.000 Probably fun for a little bit.

01:39:09.000 Especially when you get really good at it.

01:39:11.000 You know, like you see those guys who can pick up a penny.

01:39:17.000 Okay, finally, this I loved when I first saw it.

01:39:21.000 And I thought, what an incredible trick.

01:39:24.000 But now I'm thinking, wait a minute, if it's that easy to do, it's that fragile.

01:39:28.000 And some kid can just come along and write his graffiti name on your wall.

01:39:39.000 Do they spray it with something afterwards?

01:39:42.000 Well, what are you going to spray it with?

01:39:44.000 Some sort of like cementing.

01:39:47.000 It would have to be like three inches of epoxy.

01:39:50.000 And that's not going to last.

01:39:52.000 People have to be commenting on that.

01:39:55.000 It's called clever.

01:39:56.000 It's fake until you make it.

01:39:57.000 Cheating, it's called clever.

01:39:58.000 But look how good it looks.

01:39:59.000 Stucco tooling, popular.

01:40:01.000 When they show the other part, it looks like some master craftsman sat there finding the perfect rocks.

01:40:09.000 All right, that's it.

01:40:11.000 That's our show for today, folks.

01:40:13.000 Pretty exciting times.

01:40:14.000 Rye guy's having a baby.

01:40:16.000 Yay.

01:40:18.000 Let's watch how it changes him.

01:40:20.000 Will he develop a work ethic?

01:40:21.000 Will he get sharper?

01:40:22.000 I was here last night for hours.

01:40:24.000 I don't want to hear that work ethic shit.

01:40:26.000 I've heard it from people.

01:40:27.000 I've heard it from you.

01:40:28.000 It's just not true.

01:40:29.000 I mean, things will go wrong.

01:40:30.000 The AC, we're going to scratch that off the list, frankly, because you couldn't get it done.

01:40:34.000 I couldn't get it done.

01:40:35.000 What?

01:40:36.000 Get what done?

01:40:36.000 The AC was a bust, no?

01:40:38.000 That day?

01:40:39.000 The AC was a bust?

01:40:41.000 The AC, the issue of the AC, not being able to change and turn off.

01:40:45.000 No, I got it off.

01:40:46.000 No problem.

01:40:47.000 I'll turn it off right now.

01:40:49.000 And I just don't worry about it anymore because the reader...

01:40:53.000 They can't hear it.

01:40:54.000 The viewers don't mind.

01:40:55.000 But no, you're still criticized for not being smart enough to work the AC.

01:40:58.000 I'm still criticizing you for having toilet paper in the shot and on your floor for two weeks.

01:41:03.000 Scott, it's comforting, but it's also practical.

01:41:08.000 But yeah, the TV wall, I'm working on it.

01:41:11.000 It's very difficult to manage this TV wall.

01:41:13.000 But I've been here.

01:41:14.000 I've put in hours upon hours, and I like it.

01:41:16.000 Frankly, I like coming here in the middle of the night when I can't sleep.

01:41:19.000 I've been in the middle of the day.

01:41:19.000 Maybe your girlfriend's just annoying.

01:41:21.000 No, she's not.

01:41:22.000 Sometimes she comes here with me.

01:41:24.000 Yep.

01:41:24.000 Because I love her.

01:41:25.000 All right.

01:41:26.000 Well, anyway, we'll see how this pans out.

01:41:27.000 It's very exciting.

01:41:28.000 I'm very happy for you.

01:41:29.000 Thank you.

01:41:29.000 Can't wait to see the little Bambino.

01:41:30.000 Bambino.

01:41:31.000 It's going to be fantastic.

01:41:33.000 What a miracle.

01:41:34.000 This is why we're here, folks.

01:41:35.000 Party years are great.

01:41:37.000 Don't get me wrong.

01:41:38.000 You got drunk for the first time when you were 14.

01:41:41.000 At 24, you've been partying for a decade, a decade of decadence.

01:41:44.000 I think you got it.

01:41:46.000 Time to settle down.

01:41:48.000 Trust me.

01:41:49.000 You don't get married and go, fuck, was it a good murder?

01:41:52.000 It could be a partying tonight.

01:41:53.000 You already partied.

01:41:54.000 You got it.

01:41:55.000 It's the same every single time.

01:41:57.000 It's not like one night you go out and an albino gorilla breaks into the bar and starts backflipping all over everyone's faces.

01:42:03.000 It doesn't happen.

01:42:04.000 It's the same thing every time.

01:42:06.000 You get it.

01:42:06.000 Promiscuous sex.

01:42:07.000 I got it.

01:42:08.000 I got it.

01:42:09.000 It's done.

01:42:11.000 New chapter.

01:42:13.000 The death of cool.

01:42:15.000 Cool dies.

01:42:16.000 Time to move on and be uncool.

01:42:18.000 And then you can start doing real stuff like getting in trouble for being honest and standing up for your rights, standing up for kids, standing up for the victims of these brainwashing assholes who are trying to destroy our children's lives.

01:42:34.000 Get fired.

01:42:34.000 Get in trouble.

01:42:35.000 Be brave.

01:42:37.000 And never stop fighting.

Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - June 28, 2021

S04E03 - RYAN'S BIG ANNOUNCEMENT

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