S04E09 - BE A HAPPY WARRIOR
Episode Stats
Length
1 hour and 40 minutes
Words per Minute
151.93484
Summary
This week, the lads talk about Billy Bragg's accent, a Nazi swastika tattoo, and Sid Vicious's new album. Also, Evan's dick is very big, and it's a good one.
Transcript
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before you know the tits sagging and the crow's feet and the extra fat when you go stop a clock the clock is clearly running oh they got obama in here for the girl with the hourglass figure,
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And that was back when, even in the early 80s, Brits still wanted to sound American, like the Irish band, Finn Lizzie.
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You know, we get confused because Phil Linett is black, but he was trying to sound American.
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And he's like, oh, the boys want to fight, you better let them.
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Oh, if the boys want to fight, you better let him.
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And then the other irony is Shane McGowan, who's as Irish as I am English.
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So his accent is East London, but, you know, the economy was booming, so construction guys and blue-collar guys back then were getting into the middle class zone in the 70s and 80s.
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But he's got that like fucking, it's six o'clock in the morning, and I'm fucking Irish.
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Oh, Polly dear, and let you go, and whiskey's gone away.
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Oh, I'm frying a pan and I'm with my young girl and I'm an Irish old guy.
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It's a Tao gentleman soldier and you're going to the fair and I'm a big fucking Irish.
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Well, she told me she was a priest, and if I didn't do what I said, she said me being a Catholic.
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She was doing a kind of religious number on you.
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It's funny, he sounds exactly like Sid Vicious there.
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I think I may have ruined Led Zeppelin for myself.
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I thought they were going to do me over because I didn't turn up to one of Rotten's parties or something.
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But I just saw footage, it was from Viewer Mail, which we'll get to, of some Asian guy in Toronto walking down the street with a swastika tattoo.
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And he goes, yeah, how's that working out for you?
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But is it illegal to have a wildly offensive marking on your...
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We fought them in World War II, but we fought Japan, and you can have a Japanese flag.
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Yeah, I mean, regular Germans, regular Japanese.
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Like, what made the Asians are mad about Shanghai and the Germans and then the Jews.
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Like, I don't like it, but does law enforcement need to get involved?
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But yeah, it's not illegal to be an asshole or a moron.
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Speaking of which, that Vanity Fair piece exploded.
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I've got like four pages in the new Rolling Stone that's out right now.
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And then this Vanity Fair thing made it to number one in Apple News.
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So it took me fucking five hours last night, 5.30 to 10.30 here in the studio.
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And I have 50 errors and then a bunch of other comments about what a garbage article this is and how badly it's written.
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I highly recommend you do it and then share it, but you have to be very careful sharing it.
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I include a link at the top because if you put censor.tv in Facebook, it's banned.
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No discussion of that, by the way, of censor TV or the fact that we're banned anywhere.
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Imagine doing an article about me and my life and not mentioning censored.tv.
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So his theories are: I have PTSD from leaving Vice.
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And I went to a conference that changed my life.
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And the weird thing is with this journalist, I talked to him for fucking five hours.
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But I was boxing today for the first time in a couple weeks.
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And a boxing glove sort of preserves your thumb.
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It popped a little bit, but you know how I said it's a tarp?
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And then they're making new skin underneath and the outside skin's garbage.
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I think this outside skin is getting back to work.
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These ones seem to have poo in the blister, though.
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So he thanked me so much for reading his letter, and I sent it to my doctor friend, the smartest guy I know.
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My mother has some problems with vertigo, and she's obviously been a big drinker, being a Scottish person her whole life.
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I told him her symptoms for maybe two minutes, and he sat like this and diagnosed her.
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And it's a vitamin deficiency that comes from drinking a lot of alcohol over many decades.
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And then I contacted her and her doctor, and he was right.
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And so she started taking vitamins to counteract the vitamin deficiency.
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Anyway, I'm jumping ahead to the mailbag, but I want to get to this.
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I said, what do you think of this chlorine dioxide thing?
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I don't take recipes and just start putting them on my face so my Tifa can kill me.
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Hey, Gavin, this is a nonsensical recommendation and a dangerous one.
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Chlorine dioxide is a viricide and bactericide.
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In fact, it is one of the most toxic agents to these organisms.
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However, it has, in all caps, no role in treating patients topically or internally.
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It is used industrially and as a disinfecting agent.
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DMSO is an industrial solvent rarely used in medicine.
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And then he puts in brackets, though interestingly, I used a product containing it today for a patient in my office on his intact, non-damaged, skin.
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It is used as a component of a pain-relieving gel only by prescription.
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And then he goes off about this and says, burns are very tricky and they must be treated very carefully with legitimate medications.
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This viewer of yours doesn't understand medicine, as evidenced by his recommendations, read dental abscesses, etc.
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And then he goes, Big Pharma is not hiding a cure-all in this stuff.
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But, you know, that would be the end of his career.
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That's probably why I built the Bar studio, because I know I'm not going to get that many celebrities.
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But I bet you we're going to have much more blue-collar normal guy interviews, Warvets and the like, because that's all we can.
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But he was a guy, him and Coulter's other doctor friend, we were talking about Andy Levy from Red Eye, who had had such a serious staph infection, he almost died.
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And he was shaving, and something happened to one of the little cuts.
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They saved him, but it was like those kind of antibiotics where you take a piss and your entire septic tank is ruined because it kills everything in the septic tank.
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And they said to each other, does he drink coffee?
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And I think I was with Greg Gutfeld at the time.
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They high-fived each other because of the Diet Coke.
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I'll blow you live on the air if you guessed this correctly.
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And then we'll jizz, point your dick to the camera, and it'll be the jizz cam.
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That they high-fived because they recommend that their patients drink Diet Coke because there's no sugar in it.
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And then I'd probably not come to work for a while.
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Once you go whatever the hell I am, you never...
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Once you go, Japrikin, you're left to more than squeaking.
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When you drink hot coffee, caffeine, the caffeinated vapors are going up your nose.
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So the bacteria is getting blasted with hot caffeine.
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So people who drink hot coffee tend to be healthier because their bacteria is constantly getting blasted with that.
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And they have noticed a pattern with staph infections and low immune systems where the people don't drink coffee.
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But now I'm annoyed that you don't want me to blow you.
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I think you have to understand that there's a gray area between straight and gay.
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But the bond that Frankie and I have is so genuine and sincere that I truly feel like he is my boyfriend.
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I was gonna say, if I ever question my sexuality, you just personally explain it.
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If I was gay, dude, dude, I would be obsessed with you.
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I'm not gay, but if I was, he'd be my man for sure.
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If I was gay, I would be on my knees soaking your dick right now.
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I mean, that's something you can say once as a joke.
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Well, Chad and JT went to, I don't know, San Bernardino City Hall, whatever this is in California, to propose bro marriage for each other.
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We just came from the Cosmo pool and had a pretty massive revelation.
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And while it tried to bring many of us down, there were some pretty massive silver linens that came out of it.
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Ross and Shelby got married, Trevor and Lauren, Ask Clown and Lauren.
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And we were stoked to be virtual groomsmen at all three weddings.
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But COVID also brought two other people together.
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And the desire to make it legal crossed our minds, but a major snafu is that the government does not recognize platonic love between two bros.
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Like the time he finished the puzzle I had been working on without me.
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Yeah, we got past it and ended up crushing the thousand piece Charles Wysoski together while getting hammered.
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And yeah, okay, so the romantic part is not really there despite our most sincere effort.
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So I'm here, counsel, to ask you to formally recognize the love between us.
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And while we may just be two bros, should we not be offered the same protections that your standard issue couple gets?
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Inevitably, with these kind of comedy duos, there's one guy who's way funnier.
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Like, this dude has been with me through everything.
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Like, the time I tore my rotator cuff or when my girlfriend danced with my nemesis, Eric Musio, at Coachella.
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He said when he thought I had herpes, which I did get later, but not at that time.
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But he always saw the best in all those situations.
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It's someone who makes the bad days good and just encourages me to see the possibility in life.
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And you know, like, a lot of couples don't hook up.
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Like, relationships, and I can't believe I'm saying this, are about more than boning.
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You know, like, our relationship is kind and patient.
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You know what these politicians are doing, too?
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They realize they're getting pranked and they're like, let's just play it out, man.
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That's what I was bringing up, by the way, in that Vanity Fair piece, which I'm not, I know I'm turning into Lenny Bruce about it.
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When he's saying, you have to watch your violent rhetoric, it led to the storming of the Capitol.
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And I showed him all this violent rhetoric from the left.
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But when you're like, no, but you can't say it and you can't go like this.
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And you have to understand that even though you said choke a tranny about trannies who were spitting in people's faces, you can't say it because it could be taken out of context.
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So now I have to speak in this really stoic, gray way where I say, if someone who claims to be trans is spitting in your face and security is unavailable, you should consider possibly physically retaliating if that's your last option.
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And that was the guy, the friend I exed that I've known since 84.
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And the reason I exed him is there's three things.
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There's three reasons to X. Someone attacks your home, your work, or your family.
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You're having a huge party, you're renting, you're in an apartment building, and it's getting late, and your super is going to be pissed off, and you might get evicted because this is the third time there's been noise complaints.
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And my super's already pissed off about the party last week.
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And someone goes, fuck that man, and starts blaring it.
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And then your super comes by and he tells your super to fuck off.
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Messing with your job, we've all seen that a million times.
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You talk to someone's boss and it slips out that, you know, he was fucking the dog that day and he was playing hookie.
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Or you try to get my job and he can, like, the job one's easy.
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Say you smoke and your wife hates smoking and you don't want her to know.
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You just fuck with my marriage, you're dead to me.
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Now, in this case, this like reputation as being a hate monger hasn't just fucked with me, it's fucked with my children, their social life, my son's sports teams.
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I've got my house vandalized, my wife's social life, she's lost all her friends because of these lies.
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Now, when you say hate begets hate, you're jumping on board with that.
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And you're taking the side of the people who tear as my family.
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But as soon as they start justifying a war on your kids, it's a no-brainer.
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Speaking of friends, I am responsible for Ryan's lease.
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I made sure his rent was paid at his old place.
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And as he's, he was helping me move some stuff to the studio.
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I think your lease is up for another two months.
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And I go, A, what does that, what apartment is month to month?
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And I go, Ryan, I'm trying to help him with logic.
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Say you're a landlord and you have apartment buildings.
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If people can just randomly walk out, how do you have time to get a new tenant?
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That's thousands and thousands of dollars down the drain.
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I guess I'll just have to pay the two months or whatever.
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And I'm like, you just got a bonus of five grand.
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But the part I don't get is why you would think you can just walk out of an apartment like it's a giant hotel.
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So from now to then is a 60-month, 60-months, 60-year notice if we let them know.
00:28:49.000
Wait, 60 days, all of August, all of September.
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It's a more than 60-day notice that we're moving out.
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If you gave her notice today, the two months would be August and September.
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Isn't this a 90-day notice if it's November 1st?
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No, you didn't give any notice, dude, that you're going to move out.
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Yeah, I think, look, I don't know how it works, but you got to do it.
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I would imagine the latest you could do it is two weeks before your last two months.
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Thanks to me, you've been paying your rent on time, so you might be in her good books.
00:29:56.000
Yeah, I would help, you know, when there was a flood downstairs, or what do you call that guy?
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I've gotten into very loud arguments with my ex there.
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But it's probably because we pay on time because of you.
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You should use that email like now, right after we're done the show, and say, I screwed up should be the subject.
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And then just explain in long form exactly the truth.
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I like that better than saying my parents died or whatever.
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And just say, I kind of just thought you could wander.
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I just thought you could just sort of wander out.
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And then you could add, if you think that's the stupidest thing you've ever heard, call me right now.
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Anyway, we'll keep you posted on that because I've never heard of this before.
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I've heard of people skipping out on rent on purpose as a fuck you.
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And then the landlord is stuck making that month the last month.
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I've never heard of someone smiling and just walking out of the apartment.
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You were going to happily pay for August for an empty apartment?
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Does that sound like good planning for someone who has a kid coming?
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I asked her, my fiancé asked her multiple times, are you sure it's month to month?
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I spoke with Gavin and he said, he confirmed it was a month to month thing.
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I was like, are you talking about the phone bill or something?
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That's when I go back to, and it's the same thing you say to drug addicts: play it out.
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So tell me about this universe where apartments are month to month, and you just leave whenever.
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And hotels actually, that's not even really the same as a hotel because you essentially have a 24-hour lease.
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So you've already, in a way, when you sign up for a hotel, you already told them your stay.
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I also, I think we should charge you every day you're late $100.
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Because that sounds harsh, but just get there early.
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And secondly, most businesses, if you're late three times, you just get fired.
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Anyway, we barely begun the show and it's half an hour in.
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Richard Branson went to outer space before the other billionaires.
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I think that's a fun thing to do with your money.
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If he was my friend, I'd call him and go, what was that like?
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This guy gets in an air balloon on his own, buys a spacesuit, and just takes it right up, but up, up, up, up, up, up, up, until he's in outer space.
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Just go man goes to outer space in air balloon.
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And I know from first hand how much that hurts.
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I want to tackle them, rape them, and then put them up in a cabin where it's like Silence of the Lambs until they grow a beard.
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So we'll see if you can find that at some point today.
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Yeah, I mean, you can tell it's kind of old looking.
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And I guess we're supposed to care that England lost a soccer game?
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Maybe when you play it a lot, and they do those decout moves, it's exciting to watch, but I don't get it.
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My Scottish cousins were sending me these memes of like Rab Nesbitt, who's like the Archie Bunker of Scotland.
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And I want to keep a good relationship with them.
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So they watch England playing Italy and they root for Italy.
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Scotland always roots for the person that's not England.
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I didn't even put it in the notes because I care so little.
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But I guess there was three black guys on the English team.
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I don't know if they took a knee or if they fouled or they did something wrong.
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I mean, are you losing interest as quickly as I am?
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I'm more interested in the guy from 1968 who got in an air balloon and had a broken glove.
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She got a cut on her forehead from a headbutt that looked like a vagina, which meant that the blood, you know how much a head bleeds?
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The blood was coming out like she was a new race called red.
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She looked like something from Guardians of the Galaxy.
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There's so many fucking people dialing it in these days.
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How would you not say to your editor, can we please include a video of it or download the video in case it gets cut?
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Like that Vanity Fair piece I was saying to Adam in the comments, in the thing I wrote, I was like, do your fucking job.
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He says, Gavin alleges that he raised money for an SPLC lawsuit.
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The complaint is out there, talk to Ron Coleman, the lawyer.
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When a person ejects extreme high altitude, he is liable to spin.
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And the higher you eject, the more spinning you could do.
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Unfortunately, we didn't have aircraft that would go that high.
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The only thing you could get up that high was a balloon vehicle.
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The takeoff was in the morning at about six o'clock.
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The climb time from takeoff to 102,000 feet was about an hour and a half.
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And 40,000 feet, which is where my pressure suit inflates.
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And I suddenly discovered that a pressure suit glove, my right hand, was not working.
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I knew that if I told the people on the ground that it wasn't working, that they'd make me abort the flight.
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So I opted not to tell the people on the ground that I had this problem.
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I could not use my right hand during the flight.
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Well, the sign on the bottom of the gondola was, this is the highest step in space.
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Don't you go through some like fire thing when you go to space?
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In all the science fiction movies, it's normal, normal, normal air, then a layer of flames.
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But he seemed to, I guess there's spacey stuff before the fire.
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Then suddenly I realized that the balloon was sitting still and I was going down at a fantastic rate.
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And then the small frog chute came out and I free fell, stabilized from that altitude all the way down to 14,000 feet with my main parachute open.
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And then it was just a question of getting down to the ground.
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When I landed, my team was right there immediately.
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We were just ecstatic because we had accomplished what we set out to do.
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We had shown that man could go into space and work properly.
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We showed that we could protect him in a space environment.
00:40:56.000
Isn't that way more interesting than some billionaires going on in Lark?
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I mean, you might as well rented a really good jet ski.
00:41:09.000
So yeah, the UFC fight, I'm sure you've heard about it by now.
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Conor McGregor, thank God, we didn't spend four grand going down there.
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But without anything before whatsoever, I've never seen this before in my life.
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He goes to stand back on his leg, and it crumples up like...
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Actually, I'll show you exactly what it crumpled up like.
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And he stands like this, and it just goes crank.
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And then we had to rewind it 100 times because we're like, what brought that on?
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Connor McGregor breaks his ankle and does some poor.
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So Jake Paul had made a, and we don't mention this on the movie we did, so I can talk about that.
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Jake Paul made a ceramic picture of, no, ceramic sculpture with Jacob the Jeweler of Conor McGregor covered in, I don't know, 14 karat diamonds, whatever, as a chain.
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And he gave it to Christian Poire as a $100,000 gift.
00:43:05.000
Everyone I talk to that knows what they're talking about at the gym says he fights Jake Paul for $100 million or something.
00:43:15.000
I don't like that kind of ending to this kind of thing.
00:43:20.000
We got over here one carriers each with a hand-painted McGregor, Sleepy McGregor, and Ammon.
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Hey, McGregor, you better win tonight, otherwise your career is over.
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And if you lose, that $50 million bet I gave you won't be on the table anymore.
00:43:40.000
It's funny because when he was sitting down, he looked exactly like that sculpture.
00:43:48.000
I saw a blow-up of it, and I thought it was a picture.
00:44:01.000
We got six weeks on our crutch now, and then we begin to build back.
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You know, I want to thank all the fans all around the world for your messages of support.
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I want to thank all the fans in attendance at the team on the Mac.
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He said he's already calling for the next fight.
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And then he says, he screams at Christian Poirier, your wife's sliding into my DMs.
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There's not a lot of Irish left in the public eye.
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And when they see someone saying incredibly obnoxious things, they assume there's some sort of sinister agenda there.
00:44:47.000
They cut to like Travis Barker and what, the Kardashians and Machine Gun Kelly and Megan Fox and all this ex-fighters.
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In fact, we kept having to like find him in the crowd.
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Remember, my mom was, she missed my brother so much.
00:45:21.000
And she was on the stairs and she couldn't get back to Canada.
00:45:45.000
Maybe this is why they didn't want to show him because he would have gotten cheers.
00:46:02.000
You don't hear a lot of MMA fighters saying, fuck Trump.
00:46:09.000
A liberal site that a friend of mine keeps watching.
00:46:19.000
She knows all their tropes because she's ensconced in them.
00:46:30.000
But apparently this lawsuit is being filed in the wrong state, the one that I'm participating in, where he's suing Facebook, Twitter, and Instagram.
00:46:39.000
And they demand on their site their terms of service, say, if you're going to sue us, what the fuck is taking you so long?
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So this guy who hates Trump says it's bullshit.
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Which is Trump's Facebook lawsuit is filed in Florida.
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Facebook's terms of service requires any claim, cause of action, or dispute you have against us to be filed in federal court in Northern California or San Mateo County state court.
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The Trump Twitter lawsuit is also filed in Florida.
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Twitter's terms of service says, quote, all disputes related to these terms of service will be brought solely in the federal or state courts located in San Francisco County.
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Oh, so these are BS lawsuits which are probably going to get thrown out.
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Do you think it might be big pharma that is releasing chemicals into the air?
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They're always like, hmm, I wonder why you can see buildings refract light on the Chicago lake.
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Ah, oh, maybe it's because there's no curvature to the earth.
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Let's look this up there, which is that it turns out the website where the team says the people can join Trump's class action lawsuit goes to the America First Policy Institute website.
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That site allows people to donate and to join their email list.
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I actually did an entire radar on this over at Rising about the America First Policy Institute, which is a multi-million dollar organization headed up by a former libertarian who worked for Rick Perry, which includes the likes of Larry Kudlow on its distinguished scholars and more,
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and is essentially a front for what turned into actual Trumpian economics, which was just a bunch of normal Reagan BS.
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Like if I sign up for an email list for the America First Policy Institute, I want Reaganomics.
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Reagan, Make America Great Again is about Reagan.
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Let's make it mullets and pit vipers and jet skis.
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In conjunction with the American First Nations Policy 2, CPAC, which is going on right now.
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And Nick Fuentes was down there having fun, calling it gay.
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But I noticed him and all his boys have pit vipers on.
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I was just telling everybody, we're doing the press conference at 5 o'clock p.m. at the Sheridan Hotel across the street.
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Like, how can the left has become so fucking humorless and weak?
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You don't see the humor in what he's saying there?
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Like, I can just see someone transcribing it as he said it would be the most racist and anti-Semitic.
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The only good thing these guys are missing is the ability to fight.
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They should be the brainwing of the Proud Boys.
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His title in that Vanity Fair piece is hilarious, by the way.
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He's a senior fellow of hate research at the National Policy Institute for Combating Hate and Violence in Your Underwear.
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Like, it goes on for 72 words, but remember, I called him a glass of water with three drops of milk in it.
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That started a whole thing now with harassing these dudes who come to CPAC and who hate watch.
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Because what these people do is they get you fired, they harass you.
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This guy, Zachary, was there that night, sorry, last year when I was saying, hey, Jared, hey, Jared, you pussy.
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And Zachary stood in front of Jared like he's security.
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This guy is much smaller in person than he looks in there.
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He's just a series of pencils that have been taped together with a human head on the top.
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So Zachary's the guy who harassed, he harassed Laura Loomer so much that I think it lost him his job for journalistic ethics or something.
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And now he works for, I don't know, fucking Salon.
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So Elijah Schaefer and that fucking smoke show, Savannah Gonzalez or whatever her name is, they're following him.
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And now the harassers, the Nazi hunters, are getting hunted themselves.
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So what he does is he pretends he doesn't know who Elijah is, which is a weird tactic, especially when at the end he admits he does know who he is.
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I confronted that Egyptian couple or that North African couple who were standing staring and discussing my house.
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And as I'm following them, I go, hold up, hold up.
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It's just what cowards do when confronted with reality.
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Zachary, what do you think about the BLM riots of 2020 and 23 million?
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American cities are burned down for an inspired year.
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I'm asking you about Black Loves Matter what you think.
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What do you think about the 2020 violent uprising?
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Are you the guy that was in the Capitol building on January 6th?
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He finally thinks of a zinger, and that's when he remembers who he is.
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They're liberal Nazi hunters, and they're there at CPAC to what?
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And again, please go to censored.tv and check out my 50 things wrong with the Vanity Fair hit piece.
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Of course, these writers, they never have kids.
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Anyway, this is kind of old news, but I just rediscovered it.
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When he came out at this Project Veritas party to do a talk, he's like, hello, you may know me.
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I'm the guy who goes to jail when you guys fuck up.
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Of course, his parents, grandparents survived the Holocaust.
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And Luke O'Brien is this white, guilty, ethnomasochist who fucked with the wrong Jew because Matthew goes over Luke's family tree.
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And I'm sure you've heard of Luke O'Brien before.
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And turns out he's a rich kid, a very rich kid, who does this as a hobby.
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And Matthew starts tracing where his money came from.
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It looks like his money came from Nazis looting Jewish fortunes.
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And they're appeasing their guilt by calling everyone else a Nazi.
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I mean, that's a great trick to do because it does two things at once.
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One, it makes everyone a Nazi, so now you're not so bad.
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And two, it deflects, puts the blame over there.
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And I guess three, it's some sort of penance for your ancestors' sins.
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And lastly, in our fake news segment, we didn't do the intro thing for the fake news, but we're having kind of a fun dance around today where we're leaping all over the place.
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Someone sent in an article that David Shortel wrote.
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Now, one of the great things about me and Nick not being on Twitter is we can't harass these cunts.
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If I was on Twitter, mark my words, I would be calling David Shortel out on a daily basis.
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So, oh, that's the same bitch who said he had a great instinct, the one in the Kelly green dress.
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He shows up at Roger Stone's house seconds, minutes before SWAT team shows up.
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That is proof that the FBI was working with the media.
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If that is so, and it is, then we have a serious problem with our justice system, where the media And the FBI have merged.
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When they have those little cheek golf ball cheeks?
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Because no established journalist was willing to risk his career if he got caught.
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But you're not going to send Annison Cooper down there, and then word gets out that he was tipped off by the FBI.
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And it says, I'm living in Guadalajara or something, and I'm here for Spanish journalist advocate rights, blah, blah, blah.
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So if you are on Twitter, please shout out, David Chartel on Twitter.
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Say, hey, Dave, glad to see you're back from Mexico.
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And where are the real journalists out there not exposing this story, by the way?
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I feel like I'm the only one who's talking about it.
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The January 6th meandering is still the talk of the town.
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I guess we don't need interstitials anymore, right?
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It's like a giant riveting bass drum sonic wave thing.
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Just totally lean into all the false accusations.
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Well, that's what Nick was doing right there when he said the most anti-Semitic, the most racist.
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It's just crazy to me that all they talk about is violence from the right and dangerous rhetoric when that's all the left does.
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Tim Kaine, whose son is an Antifa, we need to fight in the streets.
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Corey Booker, I wanted to punch him in the face.
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DNC, people talking about taking Trump outside.
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Maxime Waters said, I'm going to take Trump out tonight.
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Nancy Pelosi said, I don't know why more people aren't being punched in the face, something like that.
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Kamala Harris here is saying protesters should not let up.
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She goes, I don't know why there aren't uprisings all over the country.
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Antifa, their paramilitary wing, their vocabulary is pure violence.
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And when we say retaliate, we're told it's dangerous.
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The New York Times, shouting freedom and other anti-government slogans.
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Hundreds of Cubans took to the streets and cities around the country on Sunday to protest food and medicine.
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But doesn't it sound like they're on Cuba's side?
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I don't give a shit about this, by the way, this Cuban.
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That was another big story we should be covering, but like, it's just growing pains.
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It's sort of like you see a four-year-old fall and hurt his knee and go, whah, and then he gets up and you're like, there you go.
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And they have to go through their whole American Revolution shit.
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They got a long struggle ahead, but it's not my problem.
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I actually included that in the insurrection because I'm so lazy, I didn't even read the whole thing.
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And I thought they were talking about the insurrection.
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I have to admit, I didn't realize that was Cuba.
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I was skimming so fast that I just saw hands and I thought that was the meandering.
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And then I saw Freedom and I went, holy shit, and ran with it.
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It's almost like you saw the picture and you're like, why does this look so intense?
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The gay who strayed, who is another boner inducer.
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And I had her on my old show on See Her TV when she had short hair.
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And I was like, holy shit, when you grow your hair out, you are going to be a smoke show.
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She's not a Victoria's Secret model, but you want to fuck her way more than a Victoria's Secret model.
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She almost exclusively does political memes, but very occasionally she'll show her and her wife, and you're just like, what a waste.
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Oh, she's got her own page that's all stuff that's been censored.
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That's her in the foreground with the shirt on.
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At least, if you go BLM Antifa, it's more like 18 months.
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Capital Riot condemned by all Republicans and Democrats.
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Capital encouraged by fringe political groups and agitators.
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23 plus people shot dead in the Antifa BLM riots.
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Protesters kept in solitary confinement still to this day.
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I saw this thing about the Capitol recently where...
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You know that Asian dude who donated his blue suit to the Smithsonian?
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This is the suit I used to donate to, I mean sorry, to clean up after the Capitol riots.
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I've donated it to the Smithsonian to show how important that moment in our history was.
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He had a transparent bag, like a garbage bag, and he was putting in water bottles, empty and semi-drank plastic water bottles into a garbage bag in one particular location.
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I mean, if he was never born, he wasn't there, there'd be three water bottles and some sort of piece of black, maybe a shirt.
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So they're showing that, and they're sort of like, can you believe how heavy that is?
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If you can clean up something in a suit, then it's not a bad mess.
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That's why you'll notice construction workers don't wear it.
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Dude, I don't use this computer anymore, and I just have it for the mailbag here in my desk.
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But I kept it charged when I didn't need it, the lights.
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But why would that make the battery go down if it's closed?
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So that should have been charging a good amount.
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So I've done some weeding and viewers, you're right.
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I really do have to go through the letters before the show because there's a lot of shit.
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So this first one is called K-12 Teachers Brainwashing Video.
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We've already covered it on the show, but I had asked Ryan to find it, and of course it's in one ear and out the other.
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This is a guy who thinks you just wander out of your apartment and no one cares.
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So someone was recently re-watching GMLs from earlier this year with your dad, and you mentioned you can't find the K-12 teachers.
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I found it, and here's the YouTube link of the original.
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We've all seen this before, folks, but it's the greatest hit, and I think it's really important that we watch it again because it really just says everything.
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Like, the curriculum is already very PC with, like, your lamb was stolen from the Indians, and America was built on slavery.
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But these teachers who are teaching your fucking child, like, if you don't have kids, maybe you don't know that kindergarten is a baby.
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Like, they're still really silly little kids who you talk to.
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Like, they're very malleable, I guess, is my point.
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And the fact that kindergarten teachers are saying, I'm taking this already biased curriculum and flushing it down the toilet because it's not radical enough.
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I'm teaching them about Mike Brown, Freddie Gray.
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And of course, it's one version of those events.
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Like, Trayvon Martin was just going to get some Skittles and he got shot because he's black.
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Mike Brown was just walking down the street, and the cop said, Freeze, and he put his hands up and he said, Please don't shoot me.
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Freddie Gray was driving around this truck and they bonked his head.
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They were ripping back and forth so much that by the time they got to their destination and opened the door, he was just jam.
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That one, when I first heard it, I was like, I've been slammed around in a van.
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We were driving my buddy's van and everyone was in the back and there's no seats there.
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I was drunk driving, terrorizing them, and they were being hurled against the wall.
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They did it to me, too, for revenge when they were driving.
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And I was like, you got to really, really drive like a lunatic to break someone's neck.
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And then we learned that he was trying to break his neck.
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He was fucking himself up so he could be the next martyr and get money.
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And, you know, he didn't want to die, but he wanted to like hurt himself bad.
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Anyway, that's the version that these teachers teach.
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I know it's not as sexy as like some tranny with dumb eyebrows.
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But as far as like saving America, I think K through 12 is an important direction to go in.
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You've seen it before, but we can't watch it enough.
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Everything in school is like what they quizzes.
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I just know that teachers do not want to teach it.
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Society really doesn't care about a lot of things unless it's right in front of their face.
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So I personally know firsthand that we are not getting taught, specifically in social studies, the history that we need to know.
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I actually don't teach what's in our curriculum.
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I'm teaching children social studies that's not in our curriculum.
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I'm teaching them things about how to be an anti-racist.
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Instead of teaching those same three famous black people that we continue to teach, I taught them about protesting.
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I taught them about things that are happening currently so that they could make those connections.
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And when they see it on the news, they're informed.
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They're not ignoring the facts of our world right now.
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They're facts that we're actually a racist country.
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In what world kindergarten programs in New York City that require a child to turn five years old by September 1st?
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In what world is a five-year-old just sitting down watching the news?
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Like, you might start watching the news if you're a total raging nerd at 15.
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But you've got to be like a C.J. Pearson Doogie Hauser type.
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18, you're having too much fun in 17, 18 to watch the news.
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Maybe like 20, like in college, you might turn it on.
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Even Schoolhouse Rock was kind of like, I think you're trying to teach me some shit.
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You're like, nah, not enough sugar in this shit.
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She's got a real Mick Jagger appeal, doesn't she?
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It's weird that a viewer would send me a band we already discovered some more of their songs.
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Maybe she keeps, instead of a wallet, she keeps like two little nublets of gold, like where her nipples are.
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And then she could just break off a chunk whenever she needs a smaller transaction.
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Ryan, your fun little ass fucking and scissoring fest is no longer being paraded through our town anymore, so you don't need to have a rainbow logo for the show.
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We have the American flag thing, which, if that's what he's talking about.
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I'm going to censor.tv right now, and I see nothing but stars and strazips, dude.
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Yeah, you got a problem with the stars and bars, my bro?
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This music video was posted to my boyfriend's Slack app.
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It's like social media they're required to use for work by a fellow employee.
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The video is most definitely NSFW, but it's been on the Slack page for a week now.
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Side note, I'm at least partially convinced the fatter, uglier of the two nurse girls in the video is actually a dude.
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Every straight man in the world goes snip, snip, snip.
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A world without money or isms or schisms in the natural rhythm and keeping our ability to spurt jisms.
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You know, just as a side note, speaking of weird social media, remember Circle Square?
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It was a thing where you'd have a group of friends, and when you were at a bar or something, it would say, hey, Gavin's at O'Malley's, and it would tell all them.
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They stopped doing it, I guess, because some people don't want to hang out with their friends all the time, and maybe it became a social thing where you didn't feel like calling that dude.
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But I have certain dudes that I would love to just know I'm at my local.
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I don't want to have to go on my text and go, hey, guys, I'm going to O'Malley's.
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And I'd love to know if they're all at O'Malley's.
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Sometimes I'm sitting around bored and they, like the other day, Maddie ended up getting totally shithoused because he was there and someone was like, let's do shots.
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Now, you feel like a homo if a spontaneous buzz is going on.
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I don't want him to miss out on one second of fun, you guys.
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But if the phone was like, hey, dude, you guys are partying, they should bring that back.
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The one who breaks the music out and plays it oh so freely, but we still paid the tag price for his motherfucking CD.
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So wait, his logo is, or at least in this song, is a sperm that's crossed out.
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Every time I show this to Khan's not lefts, he loves cats, of course, and kooky socks.
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And I'm proud to admit, son, that this son won't be the kids on a dot of the waters moldy, so make it a gene fool.
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I know it sounds mean, fool, and stupid to say we become useless, and maybe it's just my loose lips.
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But we were born on a doomed ship, and all my schooling shows the flooding is sold to us as a bullshit.
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We have men celebrating and dancing the idea of cutting their balls off.
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I wish somebody sang that nine months before this guy was born.
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But every time I show that to not lefts, they go, yeah, good.
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Unless you have two or more kids, you can't have a vasectomy.
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Well, I told you when I was his age, I went to my doctor and he said, get the fuck out of here.
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I think you can undo that also, which isn't the point, but chlorine dioxide.
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My aunt is a scientist, researcher, doctor who recommended it.
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Just make sure to follow the instructions and take the amount recommended.
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If you follow the recommended amount, but you shit your pants anyway, that's on you for drinking.
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Okay, so my super smart doctor friend says, no, it's very dangerous.
01:22:40.000
Hey, I've been using your fart technique when I'm around my fiancé where you separate the cheeks.
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Now, what you do is you put your like beak of your fingers, right, right down to your anal lips, almost like you're going to fuck yourself up the butt with your chicken fingers.
01:23:14.000
I just realized Ant Culture retweeted my rebuttal to the Vanity Fair thing.
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And a lot of my enemies always post this picture of me putting a butt plug up my ass.
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Hillary Clinton dances like she's got something up her ass.
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I bet I could dance better than her with something up my ass.
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When you're being accused of something and they have it right, you feel nothing.
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They're pretending like jackass wasn't the biggest fucking trend or entertainment thing in the fucking.
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It may be a generational thing, but I just thought it was funny.
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Anyway, where you separate the cheeks and let it...
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However, one of the times I did it while being within hearing distance of her and still made a noise.
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Which I hate the term too, but it's the most accurate.
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We never fart around each other, and I think she avoided saying anything when it happened, just to save my own embarrassment.
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My question is: has this technique ever failed you in front of your wife?
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Okay, first of all, this technique is for lying in bed with your wife when she's either asleep or drifting off to sleep.
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So the smell, unless it's the worst smell ever, probably isn't going to wake her up.
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But a loud fart could, or at least take her out of that, you know, nebulous about to fall asleep zone.
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As far as in the day, or like you're sitting around, you got to get up to go fart.
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You don't sit there on the couch, like trying to find your anal lips in your fucking pants.
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You go to another room, you fart, and then you tap your ass to get the air to go through the pant material.
01:25:51.000
Joe Rogan in his post-fight interview with, this is one thing I was just talking about, is fucking shameless.
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He allows him to be Irish white trash, the Irish white trash that he is, and called Dustin Porre's wife a hoe on the mic in front of everyone.
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Just saying, if I were Joe Rogan, I wouldn't let him get that soundbite.
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Yeah, I'm sure you would be telling Conor McGregor to go shut his mouth.
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Trust me, if I was there, I wouldn't be taking any shit from Conor McGregor.
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I'd say, what the f- You know what you would do?
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I was punching the blade and head of him, kicking the blade and head of him.
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He said that he believes that one of the kicks that he checked is what broke your leg.
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Dusty D had separated me blade and landed on the monkey leg of the gun listening at the wind.
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Listen, it was a wild fight for as long as it lasted.
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I'm sure you'll be back, and I'm sure you're going to want Dustin again, and I'm sure he'll oblige you.
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But you can sort of see that the pain's setting in, right?
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Yeah, I mean, fucking the chemistry is awesome.
01:28:02.000
Every time I meet people who know Maddie or know of him, including cops, they go, you know Maddie?
01:28:22.000
His nickname is he lost his shit in prison because someone stole one of his books, which is a magazine.
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And you're not allowed to have porn in the joint, but it's grandfathered in.
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So they have them in binders, like you turn the pages.
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So he tucks his shirt into his pants, tucks his pants into his socks, ties his shoes up, double knots.
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And he goes into the main hall and he goes, vom, vom, vom, and unplugs all the TVs and everything.
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And he goes, look, who the fuck stole my fucking book?
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And then you can take it up with the guy who gave it to you.
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And then his buddy came into the hall a little bit later, and he hadn't seen him in a while, but he had heard about the screaming.
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And he goes, he says to the old, I don't know what you call it, the room of people watching TV, he goes, anybody seen my baby monster around here?
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Should we show a little sneak peek of the entrances?
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Oh, we were redoing the entrance to a boxing match or a fight.
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Everyone's chomping at the bit to see this now.
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Yeah, this is a frame rate thing, the computer's jogging up.
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Because it's playing some and then not playing others.
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Check out any woman's scrapbook, kids' school poster that they make.
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Regards, the woman who is surrounded by shitty font abusers.
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Gavin, I'm not much into blondes, but I find Cap Timp so fucking hot.
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I would give her very high eights, probably an 8.975.
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I think it's because she's pretty, but also kind of funny and dorky.
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And I thought it was a revolutionary discovery.
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Someone watching the show was looking at Eddie Gowd when the reflection is on his glasses.
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Another reason that I would love to be on Twitter.
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He's a big Trumper who lives in Cali and got a huge following by being anti-PC and supporting Trump.
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Isn't that weird when you like a guy, you're like, he seems cool.
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And you assume they're a liberal because anybody who's anybody popular.
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If you're looking at them, then they must be a liberal.
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Every night for more than six weeks now, Portland, a liberal, largely white city, has seen demonstrations from racial.
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See, if you guys were all naked, that would count as a freedom of speech demonstration.
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Guys, we've decided right now, we'll tip you a substantial amount if you say Blue Lives Matter into the camera.
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Cops sent me up to take a fall for some shit that my fucking brother did.
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And because I wouldn't roll on him, they gave me fucking 75 likes in prison.
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They might have given you that sentence for poor ink choice.
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Poor ink choice, poor life choice, poor whatever choice, whatever you want to call it.
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I don't support anything that any kind of police do.
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Last time when he all came out, I got beat and I got tased and I got shot out.
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Poor ink choice, I think, was the only takeaway there.
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You got 75 to life for something your brother did because he wouldn't roll on him?
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Last time the cops came by, they just tased you for no reason.
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From now on, we always want to end on a fun note.
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I don't want to have some like kid getting run over by a car as the final video.
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I saw someone sent in a thing, actually, a reader, a viewer, and they were talking about the coin toss and how coins have no memory and mathematics is sort of anti-human in a way.
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Because a human flips a coin four times, gets heads four times, and he thinks he's going to get tails now.
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As my dad would say, pounding his fist, a coin doesn't have any fucking memory.
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He was so mad because he realized I married a hot chick and I made a bimbo man.
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And I could have had a smart son if I hadn't married this hot chick.
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And he said, so you keep thinking the pendulum's going to swing the other way.
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That's just as dumb as thinking the next toss is going to be tails.
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But that's a weak analogy because a coin toss is totally random.
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The political atmosphere, if you look back over history, it's rocking back and forth, rocking back and forth.
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The presidents are almost always liberal conservative, liberal conservative, liberal conservative.
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It's not like we have five liberal presidents, then a conservative president, and then five liberal presidents, and then five conservative presidents.
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So it's inevitable that it's going to swing back.
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I'm talking like the end of those pharmaceutical commercials where they have to cram a bunch of stuff in on the radio.
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Now, I got to admit, when I first saw this video, I thought it's bullshit in that if something like that is going to tip, people can't save it.
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But then I did the math and I counted about 15 people.
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Let's say they weigh on average around 200 pounds.
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So the main guy running it just gets the hell out of there.
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Look, some random dude just goes, I'm going to hold on.
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Like, say the fulcrum in the middle there breaks and it tips forward, you're dead.
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Like, that's tons of steel that you've all decided to hold on to.
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Look, he seems to be beckoning people over there.
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Holy shit, they must have been pooping your pants.
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You might have an aneurysm when you're sitting on the toilet.
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But we're fighters and we're going to keep fighting until we get this country back.
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Laugh in someone's face when they're having these panic attacks about politics and telling you you're a murderer, calling you a racist and anti-Semite at Timothy McVay.
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You can say war, but you can also be smiling when you say war.
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Let's become the happy warriors and enjoy ourselves as we fight back against these cocksuckers who are trying to flush our nation, our culture, and our civilization down the toilet.
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Get fired, get in trouble, be brave, and never stop fighting.
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Mining souls so many big black holes move forward.
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Minding soul at any place, it can distort the time space.