Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - July 13, 2021


S04E10 - WORLD ON FIRE


Episode Stats

Length

1 hour and 41 minutes

Words per Minute

149.10257

Word Count

15,119

Sentence Count

1,637

Misogynist Sentences

51

Hate Speech Sentences

78


Summary

Kevin and Yusong talk about the band Shambolics and their new album. They also talk about a chili dog and some other things that have nothing to do with music. Get Off My Lawn is on all of the social medias if you search for it.


Transcript

00:00:13.000 Live from New York, it's Get Off My Lawn with Kevin McKinnon.
00:00:21.000 Where are you gonna go when you fly the place in tonight?
00:00:29.000 We got a slowly falling down the steep old slope.
00:00:33.000 Kindly tell me I think you're going to come when no one wants to know you and no one wants to stand by your side.
00:00:45.000 That was a shambolics by the way.
00:00:47.000 Fee Fife.
00:00:48.000 Reader turned me on to that band.
00:00:50.000 No, no, reader, a subscriber.
00:00:52.000 A lot of good bands.
00:00:53.000 FIFE, by the way, they're big man.
00:00:56.000 I consider Fife Edinburgh.
00:00:59.000 To me, it's just like there's either Glasgow and Edinburgh and then everything in between is sort of a mess of one of the two, you know?
00:01:08.000 Actually, that's a dumb thing to say.
00:01:10.000 I think of Fife as Edinburgh because it's like a ferry ride away.
00:01:13.000 But I don't think of every other place on the West Coast as Glasgow and East Coast as Edinburgh.
00:01:19.000 Have I got it?
00:01:20.000 East and West, right?
00:01:23.000 Yeah.
00:01:25.000 Great band.
00:01:26.000 Shambolic means like a disorganized mess.
00:01:30.000 Pretty new band, a couple years old.
00:01:33.000 Cool.
00:01:35.000 I was wary.
00:01:37.000 I'm always wary of bands that come from big accent towns because I hate, as we discussed yesterday morning, I don't want them to not do their accent.
00:01:45.000 But this guy sounds Scottish, right?
00:02:06.000 I was considering doing 1-3, Jack and Diane.
00:02:11.000 This guy does a beautiful version.
00:02:13.000 It's almost perfect.
00:02:15.000 And play it.
00:02:17.000 So the beginning is perfectly normal.
00:02:22.000 He's in the closet.
00:02:23.000 He's not outwardly gay yet.
00:02:36.000 Jackie's gonna be a football star.
00:02:40.000 Diane's a little bit.
00:02:43.000 What happened?
00:02:46.000 It's loading?
00:02:49.000 We have bad internet today?
00:02:52.000 People really hate it when we talk about technical problems.
00:02:54.000 I like it.
00:02:56.000 I think it makes the show unique.
00:02:59.000 I stole it kind of from Fisher Spooner.
00:03:01.000 Fisher Spooner were this really over-the-top electro clash band, Warren Fisher and Casey Spooner.
00:03:10.000 And they'd be doing the show, and then they would be like, and it was all like production and dancers and lights, like Siegfried and Roy.
00:03:17.000 And then they would stop.
00:03:19.000 And Casey would go, wait, what?
00:03:20.000 Stop.
00:03:21.000 What are you guys doing up there?
00:03:23.000 Stop, stop, stop.
00:03:24.000 And the lights would come on, and then the dancers would move over a bit and stuff.
00:03:28.000 It was all fake.
00:03:29.000 I mean, they were doing it for a show.
00:03:31.000 And then we go back to the show.
00:03:34.000 It was very punk.
00:03:36.000 I really appreciated it.
00:03:37.000 What's going on with that video?
00:03:40.000 So the other video's working.
00:03:42.000 Okay.
00:03:42.000 And this one.
00:03:45.000 Why would you tell me the other video's working?
00:03:47.000 Like, I give a flying fire.
00:03:48.000 That means the internet's working.
00:03:49.000 Okay, here we go.
00:03:54.000 The best part about this studio is that it's super high-tech.
00:04:00.000 I mean, sorry.
00:04:01.000 One of the great things about the studio is we're no longer in that shithole, terrible internet that was all Chinese people sewing above us.
00:04:08.000 This is like high speed.
00:04:14.000 Sucking on a chili dog.
00:04:16.000 Sucking on a chilly dog.
00:04:19.000 Sucking on a chilly doll.
00:04:21.000 Sucking on a chilly dog.
00:04:24.000 Sucking on a chili dog.
00:04:25.000 Sucking on a chilly dog.
00:04:28.000 Sucking on a chili dog.
00:04:30.000 Sucking on a chilly dog.
00:04:32.000 Chili dog.
00:04:33.000 Sucking on a chilly dog.
00:04:37.000 Can you suck on a chili dog?
00:04:38.000 Sucking on a dog.
00:04:39.000 Sucking on a chili dog.
00:04:42.000 Chili.
00:04:43.000 Sucking on a chili dog.
00:04:45.000 The problem with sucking on a chili dog is to suck anything.
00:04:49.000 You need to create a vacuum, right?
00:04:51.000 So you wrap your lips around the wiener, she said, and then you start sucking.
00:04:58.000 All the chili dog chili is going to go in your mustache.
00:05:02.000 I haven't had a chili dog in years.
00:05:05.000 There's a chili dog place on the way here.
00:05:08.000 I want to get some chili dog.
00:05:09.000 I want to get some chili dogs.
00:05:11.000 I want to suck on a chili dog.
00:05:14.000 And then, of course, I almost went with this band.
00:05:17.000 Never heard of them before.
00:05:18.000 Narrow views.
00:05:20.000 This chili dog.
00:05:22.000 Kind of a weird thing.
00:05:28.000 I'm going back all the duels just because I'm the fastest dream American first.
00:05:32.000 Let's fuck with the badass.
00:05:33.000 Agreed.
00:05:35.000 I don't know this band.
00:05:36.000 They might be a Nazi skin advanced for all you know, but I like everything so far.
00:05:39.000 Go full screen.
00:05:50.000 Stomach's expelled run.
00:06:23.000 I will always be the finest of the rest.
00:06:27.000 All right, that's enough.
00:06:28.000 That sentiment Is boring up until 1990 in that it was just a given.
00:06:37.000 Like if your dad said that, you'd go, Yeah, that's just July 4th.
00:06:41.000 It's normal.
00:06:42.000 Today, you see that through the lens of all this bullshit, and you go, Whoa, those guys are fucking Nazis.
00:06:50.000 They're proud nationalists.
00:06:52.000 They think America's the best, and they hate other, they don't give a flying fuck about other countries.
00:06:57.000 How dare they?
00:06:58.000 You know who else feels that way?
00:06:59.000 Other countries.
00:07:01.000 Other countries are more patriotic for America than your average liberal.
00:07:07.000 Like, go to 1.6.
00:07:09.000 The whole world's on fire, by the way, right now.
00:07:11.000 I'm not sure what the fuck is going on.
00:07:13.000 We'll get to that in a sec, but there's revolutions everywhere.
00:07:16.000 But look at that.
00:07:17.000 South Korea waves the American flag.
00:07:19.000 Sudan.
00:07:20.000 Sudan waves the American flag as a way of saying we want freedom.
00:07:26.000 It's actually synonymous with freedom.
00:07:30.000 Hong Kong uses it.
00:07:32.000 You animated me out of there a little early, dude.
00:07:36.000 Cuba's using it now.
00:07:39.000 It means freedom.
00:07:40.000 Remember that thing yesterday in the New York Times?
00:07:43.000 Screaming anti-government slogans like freedom.
00:07:46.000 Cuba, speaking of Cuba, holy shit is it on fire.
00:07:50.000 What a mess.
00:07:51.000 I couldn't care less, though.
00:07:52.000 I've been to Cuba many times.
00:07:54.000 As a Canadian, you're allowed to go.
00:07:56.000 And my dad, my parents love it because the booze is cheap.
00:08:00.000 Like, I love Cuba.
00:08:01.000 I go, no, you don't.
00:08:02.000 You love the resort, which is surrounded with razor wire.
00:08:06.000 And then you get there, and it's not a great place.
00:08:09.000 The service staff, because they grew up as socialists, they see serving people as below them.
00:08:15.000 So they sort of throw your plate down.
00:08:17.000 Like, here you go, faggot.
00:08:19.000 And the beer tastes like astronaut beer.
00:08:23.000 It's one beer, and it tastes like powdered beer that you stir.
00:08:27.000 It doesn't taste like beer.
00:08:28.000 It's fucking gross.
00:08:30.000 It tastes like fake beer.
00:08:32.000 And then you go into the main town.
00:08:35.000 You need a guide, like who looks like Alec Weck to show you on.
00:08:38.000 It's usually someone who looks like Alec Weck, but with a stub.
00:08:42.000 And they take you to all the little spots and they show you where to get something to eat, not get ripped off.
00:08:49.000 And people are dying for...
00:08:51.000 They used to be blue jeans, I guess, but now they're dying for soap, toilet paper, shampoo.
00:08:56.000 So a lot of experienced Canadians will pack their bags with normal shit like that.
00:09:01.000 Like household toiletries.
00:09:05.000 There's socialism.
00:09:10.000 Like when your weather is as good as that, you can just live off tourism.
00:09:16.000 It's the best industry in the world because it's someone else busting their ass, making money, and then pouring it all over you just for existing, and then they leave.
00:09:28.000 Thanks.
00:09:29.000 You don't use up my resources.
00:09:30.000 You just come here.
00:09:32.000 You sit on my beaches and I take your money.
00:09:36.000 What a great deal.
00:09:37.000 And then Fidel's like, no, we'll do sugar cane.
00:09:42.000 Okay.
00:09:44.000 Anyway, 1-7, I have very few feelings for this place.
00:09:49.000 And that's not a negative thing.
00:09:51.000 I'm just like, yeah, you're going through your normal revolution phase.
00:09:55.000 Go ahead.
00:09:55.000 You'll catch up.
00:10:00.000 You tried socialism.
00:10:02.000 It didn't work.
00:10:03.000 Good.
00:10:04.000 I'm actually very confident that they'll be good.
00:10:08.000 They'll be okay.
00:10:11.000 The only difference between this and the writing after the George Floyd thing was the necessity.
00:10:16.000 Yeah.
00:10:17.000 Well, the other thing is there's nothing to loot.
00:10:20.000 You go into stores in Cuba and there's just shelf after shelf, and then there'll be like a pair of shoes and a hat and like a corkscrew and a bench.
00:10:30.000 And you're like, I don't need any of these four things.
00:10:32.000 I guess I'll leave.
00:10:34.000 Benny Johnson went there once and did a little expose before he was hot.
00:10:40.000 And he had a shirt that said commies aren't cool or something like that.
00:10:43.000 Communism sucks.
00:10:44.000 And I texted him.
00:10:45.000 I go, Benny, don't wear that there.
00:10:47.000 Like, you can vanish.
00:10:49.000 Very easy.
00:10:50.000 This is a funny meme because Bernie and socialists like to always talk about how well-educated the prostitutes in Cuba are.
00:10:58.000 Yes.
00:10:58.000 And the great health care everyone has.
00:11:02.000 Sort of, sure, okay.
00:11:03.000 They have health care and education and nothing else, including food.
00:11:09.000 The food sucks, too.
00:11:10.000 There's no Cuban cuisine isn't really a thing.
00:11:12.000 I mean, they have it here.
00:11:13.000 They have their little Cuban restaurants, but there, it's just like bland.
00:11:17.000 Everything is bland, which is a challenge when you come from such arable land.
00:11:22.000 Show that Bernie meme 18.
00:11:26.000 Bernie trying to figure out why Cubans are protesting despite having great literacy programs.
00:11:35.000 God, wrestling sucks.
00:11:37.000 Hey.
00:11:38.000 Are you another wrestling guy?
00:11:40.000 I used to.
00:11:41.000 I like wrestling a lot.
00:11:42.000 And don't let these new cats speak for you.
00:11:44.000 Like, this isn't.
00:11:46.000 It's been retarded.
00:11:46.000 I can't believe anyone I know likes it.
00:11:49.000 And a lot of the people I know love it.
00:11:51.000 It's fucking embarrassing.
00:11:52.000 It's sub-video.
00:11:53.000 Dude, attitude errors like Peak Americana.
00:11:56.000 Yeah, well, Peak Americana sucks then.
00:12:00.000 So Cuba's lit.
00:12:01.000 Wembley is lit.
00:12:02.000 Go to 1-9.
00:12:04.000 This is old news now, but Britain is not happy.
00:12:07.000 England, I should be more specific.
00:12:09.000 England is not happy about losing to Italy.
00:12:11.000 Italians are very happy about winning.
00:12:13.000 They haven't had the Cup, I think, since the 50s.
00:12:16.000 I don't really know soccer.
00:12:18.000 But yeah, they stormed the stadium.
00:12:22.000 That's 1-9, right?
00:12:24.000 Yeah, there they are.
00:12:25.000 Breaching security.
00:12:27.000 Oh, fuck.
00:12:28.000 Oh, my God.
00:12:29.000 Oh, no!
00:12:30.000 Sound.
00:12:31.000 Sound.
00:12:31.000 Oh, my God.
00:12:32.000 Shit.
00:12:33.000 You know what's weird about the English?
00:12:37.000 They were fighting these guys as they came in.
00:12:40.000 It was like hooligans who paid versus hooligans who didn't pay.
00:12:44.000 Never seen that before.
00:12:50.000 The horses can't even do anything at this point.
00:12:53.000 Go on, charge at them.
00:12:54.000 Fucking charging them.
00:12:55.000 Do it.
00:12:58.000 They'll say fucking move.
00:13:00.000 Move?
00:13:01.000 Fucking charge them.
00:13:02.000 Oh my god.
00:13:04.000 Fucking hell.
00:13:06.000 And finally, in our lit montage, South Africa is lit.
00:13:10.000 Now I actually care about this more, and for good reason.
00:13:13.000 We are very similar to South Africa post-apartheid right now.
00:13:18.000 And they go, oh, Nazis complain about white genocide, which isn't true.
00:13:24.000 It barely comes up ever.
00:13:26.000 But now that you bring it up, here's a place where critical race theory came to fruition and it became a given that white people are evil and they've stole this land and everything they do is bad.
00:13:38.000 And now it's a nation of revenge with no culture, no patriotism, no nationalism, no nothing.
00:13:46.000 It's just me, me, me, and nothing else.
00:13:49.000 Which kind of goes back to the Rhodesian white farmers who were slaughtered and then the mob would take over their farms and everything would die.
00:13:59.000 You know, if you're going to have, at least in the Iranian Revolution in 79, they took over a beautiful place and they made it their own, which was a piece of disgusting religious shit.
00:14:10.000 But at least they had a plan.
00:14:12.000 You know, I don't like their plan.
00:14:13.000 I don't like Iran.
00:14:14.000 I think it was way better in 1978.
00:14:16.000 But these guys, just like the people who stole the farms, they have no plan.
00:14:22.000 I think 5% of the farms that were taken over in what is now Zimbabwe became, didn't just become all death, but they only were self-sustaining farms like they fed the people who had the farm, which is like a few things of lettuce.
00:14:36.000 They were not these thriving tobacco fields that the white farmers had.
00:14:40.000 So we tried it out in Rhodesia.
00:14:42.000 It didn't go well.
00:14:43.000 And here we are in South Africa.
00:14:45.000 And it's just fucking...
00:14:46.000 Here they are pulling over a car and then using whips to steal the vehicle from the white people.
00:14:58.000 No, hey, hey!
00:15:00.000 Do not be aggressive!
00:15:04.000 Are you fucking serious?
00:15:06.000 Why don't they have guns?
00:15:12.000 Just shoot him and dig a hole.
00:15:14.000 You should have...
00:15:16.000 If I was a white person in South Africa, right now I'd have a gun and a shovel everywhere I went.
00:15:22.000 Right?
00:15:25.000 Like, why are they even filming it?
00:15:26.000 Do you think you're going to get justice?
00:15:28.000 The police aren't on your side.
00:15:29.000 The president isn't on your side.
00:15:33.000 President Jacob...
00:15:34.000 So what happened there was Jacob Zuma got caught with being corrupt.
00:15:37.000 Like all, I believe 100% of African leaders are corrupt, right?
00:15:43.000 I mean, they kind of define it.
00:15:45.000 EDMN, baby dock, Mugabe.
00:15:50.000 It's what they do.
00:15:51.000 Witty Mandela.
00:15:53.000 Even Nelson Mandela is such a hero.
00:15:55.000 He killed 300 people with random bombs.
00:15:58.000 He was a fucking terrorist, I'm afraid.
00:16:01.000 But so Jacob Zuma got caught with corruption, being corrupt, and he refused to concede, and he refused to accept his sentence.
00:16:11.000 So there was riots with his supporters in the streets.
00:16:14.000 Not really, though.
00:16:16.000 There was like two dozen people that support Zuma, who he probably pays, that are on his payroll, and they protested.
00:16:22.000 And then the whiff of riot filled the air.
00:16:26.000 And now the entire country is World War Z. And the reason I care is because this is the kind of guy who leads these people.
00:16:35.000 What's his song?
00:16:36.000 This isn't shoot the boar.
00:16:38.000 This is a different song about shooting white people.
00:16:52.000 Look at her Wakanda outfit.
00:17:03.000 This is the president.
00:17:11.000 Well, people must be outraged, right?
00:17:14.000 By this song?
00:17:18.000 Go back.
00:17:20.000 No, they're digging it.
00:17:25.000 Look at the military.
00:17:30.000 Singing about genocide.
00:17:33.000 This is a genocide dance.
00:17:37.000 People with that?
00:17:39.000 So in that, you know, the common allegation is that conservatives are paranoid and they keep talking about white genocide.
00:17:47.000 I'm not obviously not concerned about it here to any large degree.
00:17:50.000 I married an Indian.
00:17:51.000 I made non-white kids.
00:17:52.000 But while you're mocking white genocide, you may want to check in on South Africa because it's not going very well.
00:17:57.000 The president is dancing, talking about killing white people.
00:18:06.000 Yeah, but so it was ProZuma for an hour and a half.
00:18:09.000 And now look at it.
00:18:10.000 I have a whole bunch here.
00:18:12.000 We'll just sort of plow through them.
00:18:13.000 2-2.
00:18:17.000 Look at this.
00:18:20.000 Like, this is what I meant with the dead farms after they took over the farms and just let all the crops rot.
00:18:26.000 There's no sense of community here.
00:18:28.000 There's no sense of like, this is our country.
00:18:31.000 It's almost like, you know, aliens from outer space land on Earth and they're only going to be here for an hour.
00:18:36.000 So they grab what they can and then leave.
00:18:41.000 You know what I mean?
00:18:42.000 Like when you ride and loot, you have no regard for the big picture.
00:18:48.000 Yes, but they are starving.
00:18:50.000 Really?
00:18:51.000 Why is there a kid's tractor there?
00:18:55.000 They need to eat to survive.
00:18:59.000 Look at all this stuff.
00:19:00.000 You got to hand it to them.
00:19:02.000 They took looting to a new level.
00:19:03.000 This isn't grabbing a few Gucci bags.
00:19:05.000 Like, people have pallets.
00:19:09.000 Look at these.
00:19:11.000 Because there's no police.
00:19:12.000 You can afford to take your time and really do it right.
00:19:15.000 See, there's no running.
00:19:18.000 I need a table.
00:19:20.000 I need this clothing.
00:19:24.000 Oh, that guy ducked out of the way.
00:19:26.000 Dude, you don't have to duck out of the way.
00:19:28.000 There's going to be no research here.
00:19:30.000 There's going to be no, it won't be like the New York Times investigating the meandering and putting 3,000 hours of tape together.
00:19:40.000 Look at that.
00:19:42.000 They need to eat.
00:19:44.000 Okay, why are they looting a sports store?
00:19:46.000 Where are all the golf clubs?
00:19:53.000 There we go.
00:19:57.000 They need to eat TVs?
00:20:01.000 I like the sad music.
00:20:02.000 2-3.
00:20:06.000 Protests over the imprisonment of the former.
00:20:08.000 That's not what it is.
00:20:09.000 It's not about that.
00:20:11.000 Some Allen's actors said the uprising was born of deeper issues of poverty and lack of opportunity.
00:20:16.000 Yeah, New York Times, we can always predict your angle.
00:20:20.000 You're on the side of the looters.
00:20:22.000 If these looters were white and it was mega, it would be like Trump's violent rhetoric emerges as the death of a nation.
00:20:35.000 It's from poverty and lack of opportunity.
00:20:39.000 What a bunch of fucking...
00:20:41.000 I think the problem with the left is they haven't lived.
00:20:45.000 They never met anyone.
00:20:47.000 And they're just incapable of accepting the fact that some people are just shitheads.
00:20:55.000 They're pussies, basically, is what it comes down to.
00:20:59.000 Look at this.
00:21:01.000 This is from Deeper Issues.
00:21:07.000 Thank God we abolished apartheid, huh?
00:21:10.000 People can finally be free.
00:21:15.000 Go to 2-4.
00:21:19.000 This is getting depressing, so we're going to have to wrap it up soon.
00:21:22.000 Get back to fun.
00:21:23.000 Get back to the fun zone.
00:21:27.000 Dude, I worked out today.
00:21:28.000 I'm recovering now.
00:21:32.000 Look at that.
00:21:33.000 Is that War Z?
00:21:35.000 World War Z. World War Z, yeah.
00:21:37.000 Where's Brad Pitt?
00:21:39.000 Holy shit.
00:21:44.000 Look at that.
00:21:47.000 Or Tomorrow War.
00:21:48.000 It's also a lot like Tomorrow War.
00:21:50.000 And that makes sense, too, because in Tomorrow War, the aliens are just there to eat us and animals and everything else.
00:21:59.000 To eat our livestock.
00:22:04.000 Is someone happy filming that?
00:22:06.000 Sounds pretty excited.
00:22:08.000 Unless they're...
00:22:09.000 No.
00:22:11.000 I thought this was funny.
00:22:13.000 A jihadi braveheart.
00:22:17.000 What do you think of our new anime fade?
00:22:21.000 Alright.
00:22:22.000 I like it.
00:22:23.000 I want a rainbow sweep.
00:22:26.000 Look into it.
00:22:27.000 People are real mad about the logo.
00:22:28.000 They go, you said it's not a gay logo anymore, but it is on the app, the little square icon.
00:22:33.000 Yeah, I don't care about that.
00:22:34.000 I think it looks cool, actually.
00:22:35.000 I like that.
00:22:36.000 This kind of looks like retro 70s.
00:22:38.000 Yeah.
00:22:38.000 We're taking back the rainbow, by the way.
00:22:41.000 It's a Christian thing.
00:22:53.000 So ignore the narrator with the camera.
00:22:55.000 You gotta see the guy with the stick.
00:22:56.000 He wants to be Braveheart so bad.
00:23:01.000 Allahu Akbar.
00:23:05.000 Here we go.
00:23:06.000 313 in battle.
00:23:09.000 Remember, Saps fast.
00:23:12.000 They the authority.
00:23:13.000 We go behind them.
00:23:16.000 Clear, everybody clear the roads for saps.
00:23:19.000 Let them go forward.
00:23:22.000 Yeah, that's not too braveheart.
00:23:23.000 A braveheart, we fight.
00:23:24.000 Thank you, Bolana.
00:23:25.000 At the front, you're determined not to fight.
00:23:27.000 And then you said, get out of the way of the military and police, and then we'll follow behind them.
00:23:31.000 That's not really charge kind of stuff.
00:23:39.000 Remember, shut up!
00:23:45.000 World's worst braveheart.
00:23:49.000 Why do they put orange when their beards go white?
00:23:53.000 It looks so stupid.
00:23:54.000 Looks like Planet of the Apes orangutan people.
00:23:57.000 Yeah, and the Indians do it too.
00:23:59.000 When their hair goes white, they make it orange of all colors.
00:24:04.000 Police are helping out.
00:24:06.000 That's 2-7.
00:24:08.000 That was nice to see.
00:24:11.000 Ensuring the rioters get what they deserve.
00:24:13.000 That's why you don't have to worry about being on camera.
00:24:15.000 The police are rioting, too.
00:24:16.000 Look, just pulling up some coolers of stuff.
00:24:20.000 What's in the coolers, do you think?
00:24:22.000 Votes.
00:24:23.000 What?
00:24:24.000 Uncounted, unmarked ballots.
00:24:27.000 It's got to be booze, right?
00:24:29.000 Like, you're not stealing food.
00:24:34.000 Okay, this is about full.
00:24:39.000 They make the best looters because when anyone tries to loot their loot, they just shoot them.
00:24:43.000 And they say, I shot a looter.
00:24:45.000 I'm a looter shooter.
00:24:47.000 Yeah, look how relaxed they are.
00:24:50.000 Remember, Proud Boys went to Texas to help with the flood, and they posed with guns because you need guns down there.
00:24:58.000 Any kind of catastrophe is dangerous because there's looters around.
00:25:01.000 And then the media's take was Proud Boys go to Texas to hunt looters and shoot them.
00:25:07.000 Which actually isn't, even that's not so, that's not true.
00:25:10.000 But it's not so bad.
00:25:11.000 It's kind of cool.
00:25:12.000 Cool if true.
00:25:14.000 What the fuck?
00:25:15.000 And anyway, seeing the cops help out reminded me of how much they helped in Katrina many years ago.
00:25:21.000 Remember this scene?
00:25:22.000 The police said it was okay.
00:25:24.000 And we actually saw the police.
00:25:26.000 They're in aisle three.
00:25:28.000 Hold on, Joy.
00:25:30.000 How are you doing?
00:25:31.000 Hi, what's the good here?
00:25:33.000 It's a weird African accent.
00:25:34.000 Picking shoes?
00:25:35.000 No, we're looking for looters.
00:25:37.000 Looking for looters.
00:25:43.000 And what do you do when you find them?
00:25:45.000 Because I think.
00:25:49.000 They're all around us, though.
00:25:51.000 That's what I think.
00:25:52.000 Including you.
00:25:53.000 What are you doing at?
00:25:54.000 Haven't taken anything, ma'am.
00:25:57.000 Did you see what she said to her friend?
00:25:59.000 She goes, go ahead.
00:26:02.000 They don't quite look your color.
00:26:10.000 It's amazing.
00:26:15.000 You know, one of the things that strikes you is, of course, Walmart is a store that everybody knows, and to walk in it and see it as a free-for-all like that is...
00:26:23.000 Well, you can't help but laugh sometimes, even though it is grossly against the law.
00:26:28.000 To see the police, though, that was a shock.
00:26:32.000 Do you suspect that the police officer that you encountered in there was not making something up out of whole cloth, and that those people were also not making something up out of holdcloth, given what Governor Blanco said, that essentially if it's non-violent,
00:26:48.000 they have other things to worry about than people stealing stuff?
00:26:54.000 That's true.
00:26:55.000 They do, obviously.
00:26:56.000 In a city where the mayor has just proclaimed that he believes there's hundreds, maybe thousands dead, the looting of one Walmart does not rank very high on the Richter scale of problems.
00:27:05.000 However, when you have the police in there looting, that is a problem.
00:27:10.000 Because if the breakdown of law and order happens on the very first day after the hurricane, how far will it go in a couple of days?
00:27:19.000 Anyway, that was crazy.
00:27:20.000 Keith Olbermann.
00:27:21.000 So was that Keith?
00:27:22.000 I don't get, like, you don't stuff in a weird colloquialism like making stories up out of whole cloth in a news brief where someone is in another part of the country.
00:27:34.000 We can't understand what the fuck you're talking about.
00:27:37.000 So whose side was he on there?
00:27:38.000 Are they making up what out of whole cloth?
00:27:40.000 What stories are they making up?
00:27:41.000 What are their lies?
00:27:43.000 I guess he's saying, Keith Oberman is saying, this isn't a big deal.
00:27:47.000 I mean, yeah, there's someone stealing some paper towels, but we have murder and death going on.
00:27:53.000 Yeah, that's what he's saying.
00:27:54.000 And then the other guy is probably singing at Keith.
00:27:56.000 I know people who know Keith Oberman.
00:27:58.000 He's insufferable.
00:27:59.000 I knew people who were in a fantasy baseball team with him, and he was constantly calling the board about various decisions, and eventually they just kicked him out.
00:28:08.000 He's a nightmare of a human being.
00:28:10.000 So I'd imagine that co-worker there was like, sure, Keith, yeah, it's not as bad as murder.
00:28:15.000 I didn't say it was as bad as murder, but you did see my footage of the police with a shopping cart, did you not?
00:28:23.000 All right, let's start the show.
00:28:27.000 New York Post, teen gang war.
00:28:30.000 This is our town.
00:28:32.000 New York is on fire.
00:28:34.000 There's no bail.
00:28:35.000 The police have been told not to do their jobs, so okay.
00:28:38.000 And young black men with no fathers who have barely gone to school and never had a job are bored.
00:28:44.000 Idle hands are the devil's playground.
00:28:47.000 So they join a gang for some adventure, and then part of a gang is hierarchy.
00:28:52.000 And how do you move up the ladder?
00:28:53.000 You kill people.
00:28:54.000 So there's just fucking murders everywhere.
00:28:56.000 Jerianne Elliott, dead at age 13.
00:28:58.000 A major gang war has broken out in New York City streets.
00:29:00.000 Law enforcement say and claim the lives of three teens in less than a week.
00:29:04.000 Jerry Elliott was killed Sunday was just 13, but he'd already been busted eight times.
00:29:09.000 What are the gang's names?
00:29:12.000 That's what I want to know.
00:29:13.000 Is it what was the making it happen boys?
00:29:19.000 That's what they that's real news.
00:29:22.000 Oh, the 800 YGZ or Young Gunners.
00:29:29.000 That he'd been seeing the 13-year-olds.
00:29:32.000 I like that name, Young Gunners.
00:29:36.000 But it should, wouldn't it be cool if the headline was like, make it happen, boys, showdown with Young Gunners.
00:29:44.000 Well, if you name your crew something that's completely expletive, like the Cunt Boys or something, so they could never print it, it would be hard to find you.
00:29:53.000 They just do Asterisks.
00:29:55.000 They just do asterisks.
00:29:57.000 This was another funny story in the post.
00:29:59.000 Wokeout, walkout, day after glowing review.
00:30:02.000 So this restaurant called Brooklyn Rooftop Restaurant Overspace.
00:30:09.000 It's super overpriced and it's just paper plates on big steel things, but it's all these Asian fusion things.
00:30:15.000 It gets popular and get woke, go broke.
00:30:19.000 The multicultural chefs decide that it's evil and they all do a walkout the day after it becomes popular.
00:30:28.000 Which is what I suspect happened with Vice when they got in trouble.
00:30:33.000 I think once you try to appease the far left by having PC, lesbians, trans, minorities, and you make it all about being woke, you've invited that world in and their vocabulary involves fuck you and strikeouts and colonialism.
00:30:52.000 So it's a dumb thing to do.
00:30:53.000 It's sort of like Nazi skinheads.
00:30:55.000 If you were to have a Nazi skinhead oi music festival like Woodstock, but oi, right?
00:31:02.000 And there was no problems and you, you, the there was bathrooms and everything was cool and you, every, the cheap, the sound system sounded perfect and everything was cheap.
00:31:12.000 Those guys are inherently violent.
00:31:15.000 So there's going to be major violence there.
00:31:17.000 That's their vocabulary.
00:31:19.000 That's what they do.
00:31:20.000 So someone who's also a Nazi skinned is going to get the living shit beaten out of them for a stupid reason.
00:31:26.000 The same with the woke crew.
00:31:28.000 Once you become part of their world, they eat you up.
00:31:31.000 Speaking of which, check out this amazing couple.
00:31:38.000 I think it's 3-3.
00:31:44.000 Jump to 3-3.
00:31:46.000 No, that's not 3-3.
00:31:50.000 That's 3-2.
00:31:53.000 You know numbers, right?
00:31:56.000 Is that 3-3?
00:31:57.000 2.
00:31:58.000 What's 3-2?
00:32:03.000 Oh, yeah, this is great.
00:32:04.000 Okay, let me just stop you here.
00:32:07.000 Let me explain to you what's happening here.
00:32:08.000 That weirdo dude with the glasses is a chick who's been taking hormones and had her tits chopped off.
00:32:15.000 She carried that baby to term with her husband, who thinks he's a woman.
00:32:22.000 Her husband's a fat pig with man tits.
00:32:26.000 So, because the lesbian or whatever you want to call her Has no tits.
00:32:31.000 The father is breastfeeding the child.
00:32:34.000 But in their topsy-turvy world, everything's cool.
00:32:39.000 I'm my husband.
00:32:40.000 I'm a husband.
00:32:41.000 The baby happened to come out of my cunt, but whatever.
00:32:44.000 And my wife can't breastfeed for some reason.
00:32:49.000 The milk's not coming out of his tits.
00:32:53.000 So here they are trying.
00:32:55.000 And the baby's latching on, you'll be happy to hear.
00:32:57.000 That's often a problem.
00:33:00.000 No, make it full screen.
00:33:01.000 We got to see this, man.
00:33:02.000 Oh, I said it over here.
00:33:06.000 The baby has been able to latch, but I've not been able to produce any milk.
00:33:12.000 It's okay because we're going to supplement the feeding with formula so that my baby is still getting the nutrients that they need, but I'm still feeling hopeful.
00:33:23.000 I appreciate you so much for all your work.
00:33:26.000 And I appreciate you also, baby.
00:33:29.000 I couldn't have done it without you.
00:33:31.000 This raging mental illness.
00:33:33.000 Isn't it funny how the woman is still a woman?
00:33:35.000 Like the way she looks over at him as he's talking.
00:33:38.000 And the way she lies there, so feminine.
00:33:40.000 Look at how she lies there.
00:33:42.000 That's not how men lie down.
00:33:44.000 But I've not been able to produce any milk.
00:33:46.000 It's okay because I'm not going to pause that so it shuts up.
00:33:53.000 This one's good.
00:33:55.000 And that's.
00:33:56.000 DC is forcing me to label myself as the mother.
00:33:59.000 And that's not the case.
00:34:00.000 Badrona is the mother.
00:34:01.000 Trans women can be mothers.
00:34:03.000 DC is.
00:34:04.000 DC is.
00:34:05.000 Holy Jesus.
00:34:06.000 So that's when the husband was pregnant and the mom was excited.
00:34:13.000 I guess he's a surrogate for himself.
00:34:17.000 You know what I mean?
00:34:18.000 Yeah.
00:34:18.000 They had a surrogate baby.
00:34:20.000 With themselves.
00:34:21.000 With themselves.
00:34:23.000 A lot of conflict going on inside of me right now.
00:34:26.000 There's a part of me that seems masculine.
00:34:28.000 It's like very much for me not a feminine feeling.
00:34:35.000 I'm listening.
00:34:36.000 Yeah, whatever, bitch.
00:34:40.000 Yeah, so they totally thought...
00:34:43.000 They totally thought the throno was the pregnant one.
00:34:45.000 And not me.
00:34:47.000 It didn't even meet to me.
00:34:49.000 And it just felt like they just made assumptions.
00:34:52.000 Making an assumption from the very beginning without even asking our names, not asking a thing about us.
00:34:57.000 I'm the one that's waking up every hour, having to pee and like.
00:35:02.000 Why didn't they ask the husband if he was the one that was pregnant?
00:35:06.000 Crap.
00:35:07.000 The thought that I exist with a baby inside me never crossed their mind.
00:35:14.000 Put yourself in my shoes.
00:35:15.000 What kind of dude is she trying to be?
00:35:17.000 A lot of confidence.
00:35:17.000 I've never seen a dude like that.
00:35:19.000 What if I only ate by shoving avocados up my ass?
00:35:23.000 Okay.
00:35:23.000 And I go into my dietitian and he's like, so what are you eating?
00:35:27.000 And I go, avocados.
00:35:30.000 And he goes, but you said that you don't like the way they taste.
00:35:33.000 I go, I don't taste them.
00:35:34.000 You didn't even ask me what orifice I put the avocados in.
00:35:38.000 Oh, where do you put them up my ass?
00:35:40.000 I absorb them with my capillaries down there.
00:35:43.000 Why didn't you even ask me about the weirdest thing you've ever heard?
00:35:47.000 God.
00:35:48.000 Discrimination.
00:35:49.000 I hate when I do something incredibly unusual and no one assumes I'm doing something normal.
00:35:56.000 Like, what's the matter with you?
00:35:58.000 How did you not guess that the husband was the man?
00:36:01.000 And I mean, the husband, well, forget it.
00:36:06.000 That's okay, baby.
00:36:07.000 They're completely out.
00:36:09.000 Can I bring them out?
00:36:10.000 Yes.
00:36:10.000 Oh, baby.
00:36:16.000 That's okay.
00:36:17.000 Doing an at-home birth.
00:36:19.000 At-home water birth.
00:36:20.000 Oh, man.
00:36:21.000 I just shit out of baby.
00:36:25.000 That's how men give birth.
00:36:27.000 It comes up their ass.
00:36:30.000 Can you imagine this kid?
00:36:32.000 They breathing.
00:36:33.000 So they're doing this whole...
00:36:34.000 Okay.
00:36:35.000 I have a sneaking suspicion this child is going to grow up to be right wing.
00:36:40.000 I say, conservative is a liberal who was mugged.
00:36:42.000 This guy was mugged of his life.
00:36:45.000 I know I should be hearing them cry by now.
00:36:48.000 Come on, babe.
00:36:48.000 Put them on me.
00:36:51.000 Put them on me.
00:36:52.000 Put them on the mom.
00:36:56.000 Come on, babe.
00:36:58.000 Can we get somebody experienced in here?
00:37:04.000 The midwife looks like she doesn't know what the hell she's doing.
00:37:08.000 The baby's being raised as they keep going down, though.
00:37:11.000 I want to be a woman.
00:37:16.000 Is that it for vids?
00:37:17.000 Thankfully, that's it.
00:37:17.000 All right, so the baby did cry, but it didn't look good for a second.
00:37:21.000 That's a new thing.
00:37:22.000 What are they doing with you young people?
00:37:24.000 You edit videos like right if someone is on a bike and they hit their face against the telephone pole, it's like zip.
00:37:31.000 Like, I want to see the guy fall down.
00:37:33.000 I want to see what happened.
00:37:35.000 That's true.
00:37:36.000 I met a nurse the other day and I showed her my hand and she goes, you're lucky.
00:37:42.000 That's nothing.
00:37:43.000 She goes, at five, she works near here in the Bronx.
00:37:47.000 She goes at 5 p.m., I was getting missing fingers.
00:37:51.000 She was showing me pictures.
00:37:52.000 She wouldn't let me have the fucking pictures for some weird reason.
00:37:55.000 But she was showing me pictures of hands that look like aliens.
00:37:58.000 Like fingers gone.
00:38:00.000 And she goes, someone cuts a finger with like a meat cleaver.
00:38:03.000 It's going back on.
00:38:04.000 We're good.
00:38:05.000 Oh, yeah.
00:38:06.000 Yeah.
00:38:06.000 No way.
00:38:07.000 But a firework, there's nothing to put back on.
00:38:11.000 And then I saw someone with no lips.
00:38:18.000 And I go, what the fuck happened there?
00:38:20.000 They were eating it.
00:38:21.000 And she goes, I think they were like leaning to see if it was working.
00:38:25.000 So it's pointing up like this.
00:38:27.000 And they're like, is this going to go off?
00:38:31.000 Oh, my God.
00:38:33.000 You can't put the lips back on.
00:38:35.000 Now, I think I was just seeing like something that was reparable.
00:38:38.000 Eventually it could be stitched up.
00:38:39.000 But what it looked like was Bugs Bunny, like broken, like black.
00:38:46.000 One of our viewer and friend of mine said that, yeah, the burns, you should have gone to the doctor.
00:38:52.000 You did go to the doctor eventually.
00:38:54.000 Yeah.
00:38:54.000 But you were going to not.
00:38:56.000 Yeah.
00:38:56.000 So he was like, yeah, that could have been really bad.
00:38:58.000 His mom worked in the burn ward for like 30 years.
00:39:02.000 And that could have been the end of your hand, my friend.
00:39:06.000 They treated it with something that starts with like an S or some sort of antibiotic.
00:39:10.000 Everyone's an expert, aren't they?
00:39:12.000 No, this is how an expert commented on it.
00:39:15.000 No, an expert's son commented on it.
00:39:21.000 Look, burns often get infected, so you keep an eye on it.
00:39:24.000 And if it starts to get tender around the edges, then you know you're infected.
00:39:29.000 Then you get the antibiotics.
00:39:30.000 I didn't even go to a real doctor.
00:39:31.000 I went to a walk-in clinic.
00:39:32.000 He gave me some antibiotics and some cream.
00:39:34.000 Boom.
00:39:35.000 Nice.
00:39:36.000 But if it's not hurting, it's fine.
00:39:40.000 You wouldn't believe how much mail we get about medical shit.
00:39:44.000 And then I show it to a real doctor and he goes, wow, you have a lot of mentally ill subscribers.
00:39:50.000 Chlorine dioxide?
00:39:52.000 Jesus H. Christ.
00:39:54.000 They are retarded, and in some ways, they're geniuses.
00:40:00.000 Also in LGBT feminism, we have a new pronoun I did not know about.
00:40:07.000 Are you familiar with this one?
00:40:13.000 They, them, there.
00:40:15.000 Vets.
00:40:17.000 Okay, let's do it.
00:40:20.000 He, him, his.
00:40:25.000 Not really, not so much.
00:40:28.000 Is that male or female?
00:40:29.000 I'm not sure I can tell.
00:40:30.000 I think it's a ram.
00:40:36.000 I think it's a dude, yeah.
00:40:37.000 Oh, ram.
00:40:38.000 Ramself.
00:40:39.000 Yeah.
00:40:42.000 Is that when you...
00:40:43.000 What's with the earrings?
00:40:45.000 Is this from a video game character?
00:40:46.000 You know what might be going on here?
00:40:48.000 Video games are rotting children's minds, and they play a ram in some video game, and the next thing they know, they've been a ram for like seven hours a day for three weeks, and they go, I'm a ram.
00:40:59.000 You put in your 10,000 hours.
00:41:00.000 Yeah, remember that woman we used to have on the old, old free speech show, Justine Tinney or something like that?
00:41:07.000 And she identified as female.
00:41:11.000 It was a male.
00:41:13.000 And I also found out she was a video game addict who would be a woman.
00:41:18.000 Like, with Fortnite, I caught my son being a chick, and I go, what the fuck are you doing, you faggot?
00:41:22.000 No, I didn't say that.
00:41:24.000 But I go, I don't like seeing my son play with some sexy broad.
00:41:28.000 Or like when you were playing that stupid game and you had a nice thin waist and some beautiful, supple breasts.
00:41:34.000 And he said, she's got a thinner waist, so it's harder to shoot.
00:41:38.000 So I get higher scores when I'm a woman.
00:41:41.000 Wait, I didn't say that.
00:41:42.000 I know.
00:41:42.000 My son said that.
00:41:43.000 Oh, okay.
00:41:44.000 Yeah, and they're faster sometimes, too.
00:41:46.000 Yeah, like in Street Fighter, they want to help the girl, so she's way better than all the other fighters.
00:41:51.000 Oh.
00:41:52.000 But I never choose her.
00:41:54.000 So maybe all these kids role-playing and being a woman all the time made...
00:42:00.000 I just came up with this.
00:42:01.000 It's possible video games made, are behind this whole concept of gender being amorphous.
00:42:07.000 Because when you play a video game, which kids are doing to the tune of six hours a day if you have shitty parents, they're being woman, they're being rams, they're being these things, and they go, that's my identity, because I'm in the game almost as much as I'm in life.
00:42:21.000 So that's me.
00:42:24.000 It's like permanent cosplay.
00:42:26.000 It's brainwashing.
00:42:26.000 It's a cult.
00:42:28.000 Video games have made people think gender and identity are fluid.
00:42:33.000 And they are.
00:42:34.000 In video games.
00:42:37.000 Not in real life.
00:42:39.000 Cosplay.
00:42:41.000 Jesus H. Christ.
00:42:42.000 It's an hour-long workshop learning about cosplay.
00:42:45.000 What is there to learn?
00:42:47.000 You fucking dress up and go to a thing.
00:42:49.000 You mean Halloween?
00:42:51.000 You can't wear those.
00:42:52.000 You're going to kill somebody.
00:42:53.000 And if you put him on his leg and push as hard as he could, he goes the only person I'm going to hurt was myself.
00:42:58.000 And then he picks his hands up and his arms are bliss.
00:43:01.000 His hands are bleeding because he's going to be holding him.
00:43:02.000 Oh, that's good.
00:43:03.000 Because you want to be Wolverine.
00:43:06.000 Fucking asshole.
00:43:07.000 Fucking loser.
00:43:12.000 Our guy Polar Bear one is in my notes.
00:43:14.000 The Home Derby last night.
00:43:17.000 You don't care, right?
00:43:18.000 It was really good.
00:43:19.000 I'm kind of against the Home Derby because I don't want my guys to hurt themselves for a stupid show.
00:43:25.000 But then watching, why don't you just show some of Pete Alonso?
00:43:28.000 Do I have any clips of that?
00:43:30.000 Yeah, one, four.
00:43:32.000 It was kind of cool seeing him just nail those balls.
00:43:35.000 That's what she said.
00:43:38.000 And he's been in a slump that he just got out of recently, so it was kind of fun to see him rack them up.
00:43:46.000 Okay, those aren't good.
00:43:47.000 Jump ahead.
00:43:48.000 Because he needed...
00:43:58.000 See, now he's cooking.
00:44:03.000 And I guess the other thing that made me get over it was they do that in practice every day.
00:44:09.000 So it's not like I've always said I want all the Mets to go to a hot tub after every game and just lie there and then Netflix and chill whenever there isn't a game because we get injured so often.
00:44:20.000 But maybe that's a little nice.
00:44:23.000 I mean, you're already the greatest baseball player in the world if you're in the MLB.
00:44:26.000 Why do you have to keep training?
00:44:30.000 Because you might get fat.
00:44:31.000 Oh, like Bartolo Colón, big sexy?
00:44:34.000 Like Babe Ruth?
00:44:35.000 Yeah, I wouldn't want anyone to get fat.
00:44:38.000 Anybody worried about his ability to deal with the...
00:44:42.000 All right, that's enough.
00:44:43.000 I'm all over the place here.
00:44:46.000 This is one of my favorite stories I've seen in a long ass time.
00:44:50.000 Prince Harry, this is 1.5, Prince Harry and Megan Markle are saving the world by having only two kids.
00:44:59.000 They've promised to cap it.
00:45:01.000 I don't know what's the promise.
00:45:03.000 Pledging.
00:45:04.000 They've pledged.
00:45:06.000 And they received an environmental reward.
00:45:08.000 You'll notice, by the way, it's only white people that are praised for not having kids.
00:45:12.000 Blacks reproduce more than whites.
00:45:15.000 No one asks them to stop reproducing.
00:45:18.000 They would never imagine a black couple in the hood received an award for pledging not to have kids.
00:45:23.000 Holy shit.
00:45:25.000 Can you imagine if, actually, she's kind of black, right?
00:45:28.000 Yeah, a little bit.
00:45:30.000 You can't tell that to Latinos, though.
00:45:31.000 Not that it would be racist, it just wouldn't work.
00:45:34.000 Well, they tried it.
00:45:36.000 A lot of Puerto Rican animosity in New York City comes from the 50s, where they said they were rewarded 12 grand to have their tubes tied.
00:45:49.000 But go to the second one there.
00:45:53.000 That's good.
00:45:54.000 And then the next one.
00:45:55.000 Hey, everyone, they stopped at two children to save the environment.
00:45:58.000 See?
00:45:59.000 Nobody cares.
00:46:00.000 Nobody cares.
00:46:04.000 Like, how many kids were you going to have?
00:46:05.000 A thousand?
00:46:07.000 You're saving the environment.
00:46:08.000 You're probably going to have three max.
00:46:10.000 You look like a three kind of couple.
00:46:12.000 You don't strike me as a fiver.
00:46:14.000 So you're a three couple, and you had two instead of three.
00:46:18.000 So out of seven billion people, you have reduced the population by one, sort of.
00:46:27.000 How many, how many, I think a baby's born, what, every 30 seconds or something?
00:46:32.000 Again, it's the death of math.
00:46:35.000 Go to the beach, wash a grain of sand, and then come back and tell me that you did your part.
00:46:41.000 I helped just a little bit.
00:46:43.000 Just a little bit.
00:46:45.000 I helped just a tiny bit.
00:46:47.000 One person out of 7 billion.
00:46:49.000 It matters.
00:46:50.000 If you can just adopt one dog, if you can just help, just save one little injured bird.
00:46:56.000 Oh, a hawk hurt his wing.
00:46:58.000 We're going to just keep it in this little cage for the rest of his life.
00:47:01.000 And he won't fly and live the life of a hawk.
00:47:04.000 But we're going to keep him alive.
00:47:05.000 This one guy.
00:47:06.000 Just one.
00:47:08.000 Just stop the population.
00:47:09.000 Overpopulation is a problem in India, in China, in shithole countries.
00:47:17.000 America does not have an overpopulation problem.
00:47:20.000 And if you really do care about overpopulation, 100% of it is immigrants, illegal immigrants.
00:47:29.000 So that's where you're going to end up.
00:47:31.000 The Sierra Club, as I discussed in my 15,000-word article that's on censored.tv, the Sierra Club did the math and they started realizing, wait a minute, there's a wedge here where, yes, the population is going up, but if you take out immigrants,
00:47:48.000 which are mostly illegal, then you have basically a steady pattern.
00:47:52.000 Sorry, I've got a lot going on.
00:47:53.000 I kept my phone on.
00:47:57.000 Hello?
00:48:00.000 I am indeed.
00:48:04.000 Hi.
00:48:05.000 Okay.
00:48:08.000 Got to make sure my son is getting picked up from camp.
00:48:14.000 Okay.
00:48:16.000 So now she lost my train of thought, the fucking bitch.
00:48:24.000 Hello, you've got a base.
00:48:26.000 Sierra Club goes, they call it the wedge.
00:48:29.000 And it's very hard to find online for obvious reasons.
00:48:33.000 Normal citizens don't have kids.
00:48:36.000 We're at about two on average, less.
00:48:40.000 So if you're having two kids and you're two people, the population is staying totally the same.
00:48:45.000 It's the Mexicans that are having all the kids.
00:48:48.000 So yes, it's true that if you have less people, you have less environmental problems.
00:48:53.000 If we had the population we had in the 50s, you could just throw all your shit out the window.
00:48:57.000 No one would give a crap.
00:48:58.000 Put a battery in the garbage, throw it in the ground, who cares?
00:49:02.000 But we don't have that anymore.
00:49:03.000 Now, I don't think that 331 million is a problem environmentally, but if you're an environmentalist, that should be your number one concern.
00:49:11.000 And if that's your number one concern, you have to look at immigration.
00:49:13.000 So it's an unfortunate little place they all end up.
00:49:17.000 Like imagine a bunch of marbles, and they're on a big spread-out funnel.
00:49:21.000 And you start worrying about the environment, you care about the toad, and you care about this endangered species.
00:49:28.000 But inevitably, the marbles come down to overpopulation, and that comes down to immigration, at least in America.
00:49:33.000 And I love seeing it happen.
00:49:35.000 Like the New York Times had this daily article called Tracing Our Environmental Crisis.
00:49:41.000 And I was just like, wait till they get to illegal immigration, because that's where it lies.
00:49:46.000 That's where the problem lies.
00:49:47.000 Now, of course, brutally overpopulated countries like India and China, they're the ones that are damaging the environment.
00:49:53.000 All this plastic in the ocean, that's all China and Africa.
00:49:57.000 But if you want to focus on America and have this myopic view of the world and make it just America, then you're going to end up there.
00:50:03.000 So the Sierra Club did that, and they went, uh-oh, it turns out we have to be an anti-immigration group.
00:50:10.000 And the donors, who were predominantly Jewish, said, nope, that's racist.
00:50:14.000 My parents were in the Holocaust.
00:50:16.000 My grandparents were in the Holocaust.
00:50:18.000 So if you start going down that route, then we're cutting funding.
00:50:24.000 So the Sierra Club said, okay, fine.
00:50:26.000 Take your funding and shove it up your ass.
00:50:28.000 And then half the Sierra Club went, wait, what are you doing?
00:50:30.000 We're nothing without it.
00:50:32.000 So the Sierra Club split.
00:50:34.000 This is never in the news.
00:50:36.000 There's two Sierra Clubs now.
00:50:38.000 One that recognizes immigration and overpopulation, and the other that totally and utterly ignores it.
00:50:44.000 You should be looking up Sierra Club Split as I talk.
00:50:47.000 The wedge.
00:50:48.000 I'm looking for that.
00:50:49.000 No, I said the wedge is impossible to find.
00:50:53.000 I'll find you the wedge.
00:50:55.000 You find the Sierra Club split.
00:51:00.000 I have to go to my super secret sources to get it.
00:51:11.000 And that makes for great TV.
00:51:13.000 Sierra Clove Chamber steps down amid split over groups focus.
00:51:17.000 There you go.
00:51:17.000 Read that out loud.
00:51:20.000 It won't let me.
00:51:22.000 Just read the first paragraph while I find the fucking wedge.
00:51:25.000 You have to sign up.
00:51:26.000 Let's see.
00:51:28.000 Oh.
00:51:30.000 Ah, fuck.
00:51:31.000 The other problem with being canceled is you have so many apps that you go, oh, I remember someone sent me the wedge, but you don't know if it's in what encrypted app it was.
00:51:42.000 Anyway, you get the idea.
00:51:44.000 All right.
00:51:46.000 Well, this is from one half.
00:51:49.000 Holy shit.
00:51:51.000 The myth.
00:51:52.000 So the Sierra Club must be at war with the Sierra Club.
00:51:56.000 Sierra Club 1 must hate Sierra Club 2.
00:52:01.000 What a bunch of fucking losers.
00:52:04.000 Let's jump to education.
00:52:06.000 I don't know if, do we have a background for that?
00:52:08.000 we got an interstitial?
00:52:10.000 No.
00:52:11.000 Okay.
00:52:12.000 Well, I don't have much on it.
00:52:16.000 3-4.
00:52:17.000 I thought this was interesting.
00:52:18.000 Here's what, in a perfect world, here's what schools should be doing.
00:52:23.000 Throwing infinite lumps of shit at the wall and seeing what sticks.
00:52:28.000 Your child should be introduced to every vocation imaginable, literally.
00:52:34.000 From singer of Motley Crew to industrial designer that handles 100% of this industrial design, including the ball bearings and everything.
00:52:43.000 So you show them all this, and then an astute teacher would be like a curator at a museum, and he'd be watching the students, or she, and he'd go, wow, Zach really took to this industrial design thing.
00:52:56.000 And then they keep mining that, and now Zach is off at a tangent.
00:53:00.000 If the kid's 13, 14, and nothing is stuck, all right, we're going to get you a basic trade.
00:53:07.000 And if, and that's it.
00:53:09.000 The end.
00:53:10.000 And you'll be fine.
00:53:11.000 You'll be happy and you'll make money.
00:53:12.000 We'll have employees.
00:53:15.000 I talk to plumbers right now in this day and age.
00:53:17.000 And when I say this day and age, I mean like these months.
00:53:20.000 And they can't get anyone to work for them because Biden is throwing money up their ass.
00:53:27.000 There's no reason to work.
00:53:28.000 And the other time-wasting shit stain about all this is they come to these interviews, they sit down, they're qualified for the job.
00:53:35.000 He says, okay, great, you start Monday.
00:53:37.000 And they don't show up Monday.
00:53:38.000 They only came to the interview because they have to prove that they're trying to find work.
00:53:44.000 All right, hit play.
00:53:46.000 So this would be one of the things that the kids try.
00:53:49.000 And when I say kid, I mean like 12.
00:53:59.000 They make it sound fun with the groovy tunes.
00:54:04.000 Look at that.
00:54:05.000 They're designed.
00:54:06.000 Do you have to design the bulb?
00:54:08.000 Can't you just buy that somewhere else?
00:54:11.000 Like, this person has designed 100% of this unit.
00:54:18.000 Like, aren't those wheels already made somewhere else?
00:54:22.000 See, I'm stupid.
00:54:23.000 I was never introduced to this.
00:54:28.000 What a cool program.
00:54:35.000 Obviously, this is sped up, but still.
00:54:44.000 So why aren't my children, why aren't my sons being introduced to this?
00:54:48.000 Sure, my daughter too, but I know her.
00:54:51.000 She wouldn't be in this.
00:54:54.000 Isn't that frustrating?
00:54:55.000 Yeah, because this is like actually productive.
00:54:57.000 Like, this is the same type of muscle that would be worked if you're playing Mario World Builder, for instance.
00:55:03.000 Right, and maybe the popularity in video games is because kids are just not being stimulated in school.
00:55:08.000 So they have to go and they dig up games.
00:55:11.000 There's a demand for games like this because the brains are bored.
00:55:15.000 They're going to school and they're learning that white people are evil and that we stole this land from the Indians.
00:55:19.000 And they're like, okay, got it.
00:55:20.000 I'm going to go home and play MLB the show and actually try some strategies and stuff.
00:55:27.000 And then you take that one talent and you push it and push it like this guy.
00:55:32.000 I was watching this video.
00:55:34.000 I don't think I could have ever done this if I trained for a thousand hours.
00:55:38.000 So he starts with the talent, which is skateboarding, and then they milk that talent.
00:55:44.000 And that's how you get a world champion.
00:55:48.000 It's not, not anyone can do this.
00:55:50.000 This is the biggest myth is that we just don't have enough education and everyone can be, you can be whatever you want to be.
00:55:58.000 No, you can't.
00:56:00.000 You cannot be whoever you want to be.
00:56:02.000 If you don't have a proclivity for, if you don't work with your hands, you don't have a proclivity for mathematics, for the way engines work, the way things work, you can never be a mechanic.
00:56:12.000 You're going to suck.
00:56:18.000 This guy has all kinds of talents, including incredible bravery.
00:56:22.000 But look at this jump.
00:56:29.000 Again, they cut it way too short.
00:56:30.000 Yes.
00:56:31.000 I need to see him land, like, on that little platform.
00:56:35.000 So, in my magic school, that's one of the things you try.
00:56:41.000 And the teacher goes...
00:56:42.000 And you can also have volunteers too.
00:56:44.000 Like, one day, a pro skateboarder comes in.
00:56:47.000 And anyone who knows something really well, they can tell who has the sprinkles right away.
00:56:52.000 Like, when I was a magazine editor, I'd get a piece and I could just tell that this person knows how to think.
00:56:59.000 Writers know how to give you the story in the opening paragraph.
00:57:02.000 And you almost never see this, by the way.
00:57:04.000 There's just rambling now because of the internet, no word limit.
00:57:07.000 People just send you their notes.
00:57:09.000 But you get the concept in the first paragraph.
00:57:12.000 It's like a cold open in a video.
00:57:14.000 And then they colorfully take you through it.
00:57:16.000 Like Amanda Millius, her new movie, The Plot Against the President.
00:57:20.000 Now, you could argue that's not writing, but it sort of is.
00:57:24.000 And it's a lot of dense information proving that there's bias and corruption surrounding Trump's attacks, the attacks on Trump, I mean.
00:57:33.000 And it just goes by like that.
00:57:36.000 You just whip through it because the storytelling is so good.
00:57:41.000 What's it's free?
00:57:44.000 You can make a movie.
00:57:45.000 No, the Russian gate hoax.
00:57:46.000 It's all documented.
00:57:51.000 If this movie is pitched to me, I would say, no, it's going to be boring.
00:57:53.000 There is an illusion being created.
00:57:55.000 And it's not.
00:58:10.000 The FBI director has no credibility.
00:58:13.000 The left used to not trust the FBI.
00:58:16.000 Wow, he's still love them.
00:58:18.000 This can happen to General Michael T. Flynn.
00:58:20.000 Imagine what they do to anybody.
00:58:22.000 Anyway, we're off topic, but my point is that when you're an expert, you can just smell when someone has what it takes.
00:58:30.000 I'm talking about plumbers.
00:58:31.000 I'm talking about pro-skateboarders.
00:58:33.000 I'm talking about mechanical engineers.
00:58:35.000 They just see the kids, they see what they do, and they can tell right away.
00:58:38.000 But we're not allowed to say that anymore because it sounds like eugenics.
00:58:42.000 And anyone can be anything.
00:58:43.000 That's actually the worst thing about modern Western culture: the myth that everyone is a blank slate and we're not born anyway.
00:58:52.000 You said we were born gay, so you admit to being born a certain way when it comes to that.
00:58:57.000 Why can't it be other things?
00:59:00.000 You know, talk to any musician.
00:59:02.000 Their dad is often a musician.
00:59:07.000 It's in their blood.
00:59:08.000 My father, my grandfather, sorry, my mother's side, was a painter and he wasn't really into it.
00:59:14.000 So he would do these incredible paintings.
00:59:16.000 I'll bring him in sometime.
00:59:17.000 And he was also cheap.
00:59:20.000 So he'd have like liquid paper, a crayon, a brush, and some other thing.
00:59:24.000 And then he'd do this beautiful nude or landscape using like these weird paints.
00:59:29.000 And it ended up being a kind of freaky style that he invented.
00:59:33.000 But he didn't have art shows and he just put them under his bed.
00:59:36.000 But he had thousands of paintings.
00:59:38.000 When he died, I got like this much, and it was nothing.
00:59:43.000 And I remember when I was a kid, I'm great at drawing.
00:59:46.000 I could just draw anything right away, especially if I practice.
00:59:49.000 Hence my amazing pancakes.
00:59:51.000 And I remember being a kid, and I've told you this before.
00:59:54.000 I'd say, mom, I can't do this.
00:59:57.000 How do you draw a horse?
00:59:58.000 You know, what do their legs look like?
00:59:59.000 And she never drew.
01:00:01.000 She wasn't into it.
01:00:02.000 She is now, but she wasn't particularly interested in drawing.
01:00:04.000 And she would just go, oh, they go like this, and their knees go backwards, and she would draw a perfect horse.
01:00:09.000 You know why?
01:00:10.000 Because it was in her.
01:00:11.000 It was in her genetics.
01:00:12.000 It was just there.
01:00:14.000 Genetics is a thing.
01:00:17.000 It's not a...
01:00:18.000 And Malcolm Glabo says, well, no, the Beatles are good because they did it for 1,000 hours.
01:00:23.000 No.
01:00:24.000 The Beatles were good.
01:00:26.000 John Lennon and Paul McCartney had the seed there.
01:00:31.000 They took that talent and then they added 1,000 hours to it.
01:00:35.000 If Ryan and I were in a band for 1,000 hours, it would be, I can't take your heart if you can't take my soul.
01:00:42.000 I would maybe add sort of a hardcore screaming element to it.
01:00:46.000 The band would suck.
01:00:48.000 And that's what our horse would look like.
01:00:53.000 Hell yeah.
01:00:54.000 So we used to do that.
01:00:57.000 We used to say, what's the boy's talents?
01:01:01.000 And then that became evil.
01:01:03.000 That was that.
01:01:04.000 I mean, we're very anti-education in a way.
01:01:06.000 We don't want people to grow.
01:01:08.000 We want them all to be creatives at an ad agency.
01:01:10.000 That seems to be what everyone has to do.
01:01:13.000 Or some sort of environmental activist.
01:01:17.000 It's not good.
01:01:19.000 It's not great.
01:01:20.000 I told you about my guy at my gym in the South Bronx who he teaches in the South Bronx, sorry.
01:01:27.000 And we were looking at this huge building being built.
01:01:30.000 And we'd seen it over the years go from nothing to 100 stories.
01:01:38.000 And I go, your whole, because he teaches troubled kids in the South Bronx.
01:01:41.000 I go, your whole class should be here looking at this.
01:01:45.000 And he goes, they were.
01:01:46.000 And then because they're mostly black, they said it's racist.
01:01:48.000 Oh, you think we can only be construction workers?
01:01:50.000 We can't be Kierkegaard?
01:01:52.000 So they canned it.
01:01:54.000 Charter schools, canned.
01:01:57.000 I know it's best for the kids, especially in Harlem, but we're canning them because it's not public and the government's not involved.
01:02:05.000 We're being eaten alive from the inside out.
01:02:08.000 It's self-sabotage that's going on in this country.
01:02:11.000 And it's a war on truth.
01:02:13.000 If the truth makes you uncomfortable, like black kids at a construction site, then they just can it.
01:02:20.000 And, you know, when I was a kid with retards, they'd be everywhere.
01:02:24.000 And now it's, they don't know how to treat them.
01:02:27.000 So they either dress them up as drag queens or they just hide them in the basement.
01:02:31.000 I don't want you around.
01:02:35.000 I hate this fucking shit.
01:02:37.000 Back when you could joke around and be offensive, everyone was outside having fun.
01:02:42.000 Now we're all watching what we say, double-checking that we don't offend anyone.
01:02:46.000 It's no way to live.
01:02:47.000 It's communism.
01:02:49.000 We've somehow slowly turned America socialist, and we have to get it back.
01:02:53.000 And believe it or not, one of the best ways to get it back is to be offensive, to get fired, to get in trouble.
01:02:58.000 Just kidding.
01:03:00.000 Let's check in on my pet Biden.
01:03:05.000 Biden.
01:03:09.000 Biden.
01:03:11.000 President.
01:03:14.000 Sleepy.
01:03:18.000 Wait, what?
01:03:19.000 That doesn't rhyme.
01:03:27.000 This is old news, so you may have come across it, but it popped up in my feed, and I thought, I have to re-show this on the show to make sure everybody's seen it.
01:03:36.000 It's an Australian perspective on my dawdling pet.
01:03:44.000 This idea Biden isn't cognitively delinquent.
01:03:49.000 Have a listen to this, the President of the United States of America.
01:03:53.000 We have to do more than just build back better.
01:03:56.000 We build back, we have to build back better.
01:03:57.000 With regard to Russia, I know it concerns some of you, but I made very clear to Putin that we're not going to seek escalation.
01:04:12.000 Putting Biden in this position of leading the world's democracies is elder abuse.
01:04:17.000 His incoherence is not new, but it surely can't go on.
01:04:20.000 There will have to be a presidential resignation shortly.
01:04:24.000 Listen to this from only a couple of weeks ago.
01:04:28.000 The only way to spare more pain and more loss, the only way these millstones no longer mark our national mourning.
01:04:37.000 These milestones, I should say, no longer mark our national mourning.
01:04:44.000 That should be one of our teas.
01:04:47.000 That would be hard to put on a t-shirt.
01:04:50.000 I got to write that down.
01:04:51.000 The milestones quote.
01:04:53.000 Okay.
01:04:56.000 These milestones, I should say, no longer mark our national mourning.
01:05:05.000 God help me.
01:05:09.000 I have never been particularly poor at calculating how to get things done in the United States Senate.
01:05:15.000 So the best way to get something done, if it holds near and dear to you, that you like to be able to...
01:05:25.000 Anyway.
01:05:29.000 You know, maybe we should start having the shirts be bigger.
01:05:33.000 You know what I mean?
01:05:33.000 Like with the fit.
01:05:35.000 It's a whole shirt of that.
01:05:36.000 Because that one would be like 10 lines.
01:05:38.000 That's a great idea.
01:05:41.000 Hey, hey, man.
01:05:42.000 Instead of having to choose.
01:05:44.000 Well, the most important thing about where he's at, the number one thing, the fulcrum, the whole point of us talking about him, of Biden today,
01:05:59.000 the whole reasoning is just.
01:06:12.000 Anyway, I probably shouldn't say.
01:06:18.000 We're going to get things done.
01:06:20.000 Etc.
01:06:22.000 You know, the thing.
01:06:24.000 Not the thing, the stuff.
01:06:26.000 What is it?
01:06:29.000 Listen, man.
01:06:30.000 Yeah.
01:06:31.000 Come on, man.
01:06:33.000 It's okay.
01:06:33.000 Hey, hey.
01:06:34.000 Don't get excited, man.
01:06:35.000 I'm giving them $3,000.
01:06:40.000 I think the people need a break.
01:06:43.000 I wrote the bill.
01:06:45.000 There's a more recent one that I think's really enjoyable.
01:06:55.000 And by the way, I love when the left or the Biden supporters, I don't, would you call them the left, the lunatics?
01:07:02.000 They always say he stutters.
01:07:05.000 Okay, this is stutter.
01:07:07.000 Let's see him stutter.
01:07:08.000 By the way, stutter is, you may have heard the song, was it Pinball Wizard?
01:07:13.000 Why don't you all fade away?
01:07:17.000 Not trying to dig what you all say.
01:07:20.000 You eventually get there.
01:07:22.000 You get the word out.
01:07:23.000 And, by the way, there's a filler there as you go, s-sus-sus-say.
01:07:26.000 We know something's coming, not dead air, but let's hear Joe Biden stutter.
01:07:32.000 It is not inevitable.
01:07:38.000 You trust the television.
01:07:41.000 Is that a serious question?
01:07:42.000 It's absolutely a serious question.
01:07:44.000 Do you trust the television?
01:07:45.000 I do not.
01:07:47.000 No, I do not trust the Taliban.
01:07:55.000 Mr. President, will you amplify that question, please?
01:07:58.000 Will you amplify your answer, please, why you don't trust the Taliban?
01:08:01.000 It's a silly question.
01:08:02.000 Do I trust the Taliban?
01:08:03.000 No.
01:08:04.000 I trust the capacity of the Afghan military, who is better trained, better equipped, and more competent in terms of conducting war.
01:08:14.000 Yes, sir.
01:08:16.000 Not bad so far.
01:08:18.000 Given the amount of money that has been spent and the number of lives that have been lost, in your view with making this decision, were the last 20 years worth it?
01:08:30.000 You know my record.
01:08:32.000 I can tell by the way you asked the question.
01:08:35.000 I opposed permanently having American forces in Afghanistan.
01:08:43.000 I argued from the beginning, as you may recall.
01:08:46.000 It came to light after the administration was over, lasted into our administration.
01:08:55.000 No nation has ever unified Afghanistan.
01:08:58.000 No nation.
01:09:00.000 Empires have gone there and not done it.
01:09:05.000 The focus we had, and I strongly supported, and you may remember, I physically went to Afghanistan.
01:09:12.000 I was up in that pass where Osama bin Laden was allegedly escaped or out of harm's way.
01:09:23.000 We went for two reasons.
01:09:26.000 One, to bring Osama bin Laden to the gates of hell, as I said at the time.
01:09:39.000 The second reason was to eliminate al-Qaeda's capacity to deal with more attacks in the United States from that territory.
01:09:49.000 We accomplished both of those objectives, period.
01:09:55.000 That's what I believed from the beginning, why we should be and why we should have gone to Afghanistan.
01:10:02.000 That job had been over for some time.
01:10:05.000 This isn't bad.
01:10:06.000 Why are we shot?
01:10:07.000 This is why I believe that this is the right decision, quite frankly, overdue.
01:10:15.000 He's doing fine.
01:10:19.000 Mr. President, thank you very much.
01:10:21.000 Your own intelligence community has assessed that the Afghan government will likely collapse.
01:10:26.000 That is not true.
01:10:28.000 Can you please clarify what they have told you about what they are doing?
01:10:31.000 Can I answer?
01:10:32.000 Can I answer?
01:10:33.000 Yeah, thank you for your question.
01:10:34.000 Who cares?
01:10:38.000 I hope they do okay.
01:10:39.000 I hope they can fight the, not the Taliban, but the Taliban.
01:10:43.000 But I don't really give a shit either way.
01:10:45.000 Oh, but that could lead to terrorism here.
01:10:47.000 Okay.
01:10:48.000 Well, we'll cross that bridge when we come back.
01:10:50.000 Then I'll care.
01:10:51.000 Yes.
01:10:51.000 That's the caring threshold.
01:10:53.000 I'm not really one to globally nip every problem in the bud like it's a giant minority report.
01:11:00.000 That is not true.
01:11:02.000 They did not reach that conclusion.
01:11:05.000 So what is the level of confidence that they have that it will not collapse?
01:11:10.000 The Afghan government and leadership has to come together.
01:11:16.000 They clearly have the capacity to sustain the government in place.
01:11:22.000 The question is, will they generate the kind of cohesion to do it?
01:11:27.000 It's not a question of whether they have the capacity.
01:11:30.000 They have the capacity.
01:11:31.000 No, they don't.
01:11:32.000 They have the forces.
01:11:33.000 They have the equipment.
01:11:35.000 No, they don't.
01:11:36.000 No, they don't.
01:11:38.000 Well, that was a total waste of time.
01:11:39.000 I was like, what do they call that clickbait?
01:11:41.000 That's the best I've ever seen Biden.
01:11:44.000 He had a four-second pause out of that.
01:11:46.000 It was a gaggling field of reporters that sounded like chickens that were being murdered.
01:11:53.000 He isolated the journalists.
01:11:55.000 He answered their questions pretty well.
01:11:57.000 He's full of shit.
01:11:58.000 The Afghan government's totally useless.
01:12:01.000 He said Taliban, weird.
01:12:03.000 But that shouldn't be in my notes.
01:12:06.000 Whoever put these in my notes is fired.
01:12:10.000 All right.
01:12:10.000 I think we're ready to jump to the mailbag.
01:12:12.000 Let's do it.
01:12:14.000 Shall we?
01:12:15.000 Are you excited?
01:12:16.000 Yes.
01:12:18.000 Ryan, shut up, you don't have a tend.
01:12:22.000 Let's turn our eyes together's mailbag.
01:12:28.000 Let me touch it.
01:12:31.000 You know what happened there?
01:12:34.000 I talked to the person who put that in.
01:12:37.000 Sometimes I'm in bed with my wife and I'm looking at stories and I can't have my volume on.
01:12:45.000 I'm too lazy to get the fucking, you know, the headphones all set up.
01:12:50.000 Yeah, and Biden's zero for zero.
01:12:52.000 That was the best he's ever done.
01:12:54.000 Right.
01:12:54.000 So I'll see, like, the Blaze will put up a tweet and it'll say, look at this idiot embarrasses once again.
01:13:02.000 He should be in old folks home.
01:13:04.000 And I'll go, ooh, that'll go with my other one, the Australian guy.
01:13:07.000 And I'll send it off.
01:13:09.000 The fucking how do you do?
01:13:11.000 The fucking Telamor do.
01:13:15.000 Wait a minute.
01:13:17.000 Archive.
01:13:19.000 Oh, sh.
01:13:20.000 Oh.
01:13:22.000 My email is an absolute fucking mess.
01:13:25.000 Is it acting weird or is it just a mess?
01:13:27.000 Because mine's been acting weird.
01:13:29.000 I've been having to use Spark.
01:13:31.000 Spark?
01:13:32.000 Yeah, it's a new...
01:13:33.000 Well, it's not new, but it's a third-party email.
01:13:36.000 But all the work I did preparing these is gone, man.
01:13:39.000 It's gone.
01:13:41.000 See, that's bogus.
01:13:45.000 I'm going to file that under too much indecence.
01:13:48.000 Yeah.
01:13:48.000 Well, we're not doing very good.
01:13:51.000 We're not doing very good television right now.
01:13:54.000 I got some pins here.
01:13:56.000 Oh, I actually have some written ones.
01:14:00.000 Dear censored, check out the movie The Sons of Sam.
01:14:04.000 The first five minutes of the first episode portrays NYC 1977.
01:14:08.000 The parallels are eerie.
01:14:10.000 A movement to defund the police, murder, rape, and robbery skyrocketing, race riots.
01:14:15.000 Further on, a reporter talks about how riot stories would get spiked by editors.
01:14:19.000 It would be interesting to compare with NYC Today and fits your narrative of we've been here before.
01:14:25.000 Also interesting that one of the saviors of that decrepit city was Donald Trump, who developed the Westside rail yards and repaired the Central Park skating rink.
01:14:36.000 That's from Rob.
01:14:38.000 A killer on the loose in New York for a year and three days.
01:14:44.000 He is David Berkowitz, the man police believe to be the best.
01:14:48.000 This movie's really good.
01:14:50.000 Although the talking dog bothered me.
01:14:53.000 And the way punk was portrayed made me cry.
01:14:57.000 In a good way.
01:14:58.000 Yeah, because I had, like, the thing about punk is a lot of guys get stuck in it and then they're punks forever.
01:15:04.000 And it's embarrassing.
01:15:05.000 So I really cut the cord and I dumped punk when I was in my early 20s and I never looked back.
01:15:10.000 And then when I saw this movie, you know, in the early aughts, whenever it came out, I realized I hadn't thought of those days in 20 years.
01:15:18.000 And I started crying.
01:15:19.000 It was very emotional because punk was my entire life.
01:15:22.000 Now I mention it all the time.
01:15:24.000 And that was the time and place for it.
01:15:25.000 That's when it was happening.
01:15:27.000 Yeah, late 70s.
01:15:28.000 Although, actors, whenever they're punks in movies, they're scared to fuck with their hair because it might hurt the next gig.
01:15:37.000 So they always have like this hair but spiked with like some orange spray in it or something.
01:15:45.000 What is that the trailer?
01:15:46.000 No, no, this is the actual Netflix.
01:15:48.000 This is on Netflix.
01:15:49.000 And we were told that scrolling for punks but can't find them right now.
01:15:52.000 No, don't worry about the punks.
01:15:53.000 That's not what he's talking about.
01:15:58.000 I saw the damage from the gunshot.
01:16:01.000 The size of the lead bullet.
01:16:04.000 Oh, there's no time code here, so I'm just kind of, I just dropped the needle.
01:16:06.000 Maybe they have to call an outside help from the forget it.
01:16:10.000 But we should check out that.
01:16:15.000 Here's an interesting email.
01:16:19.000 Ola Gavin, I met you guys at WestFest last year in the mansion when I told you I was from Venezuela.
01:16:24.000 You asked if that's why my breath smelled like dogs and cats.
01:16:27.000 That was funny.
01:16:28.000 I write you guys because one of our guys that you also know, Zach Real, is in jail because of the meandering.
01:16:35.000 You actually interviewed him years ago about the pro-cop rally he organized in Philly.
01:16:40.000 Now, that was one of the most crazy clown world moments in Proud Boy history.
01:16:45.000 He had a pro-Constitution rally that was in downtown Philly, and Antifa said he was celebrating the synagogue shooting, and he was having the rally in front of the Jewish Museum.
01:16:58.000 Now, in Philly, there's that one square where everything is.
01:17:03.000 You know, town hall, this museum.
01:17:05.000 Yes, the Jewish Museum is over there, a quarter of a mile away, but it is all part of the same big square, almost like a mini version of Central Park, where all the buildings around the park are important, you know, city buildings.
01:17:16.000 So, no, it had nothing to do with, no, and as I said at the time, if there was a synagogue shooting in like 1944, Hitler would go, guys, whoa, take it down a notch.
01:17:27.000 That's a bit rich.
01:17:29.000 So it's a fucking ludicrous thing, but everyone believed it.
01:17:32.000 And then that day, the Jewish Museum said, we are open for business.
01:17:36.000 Like Zach's.
01:17:37.000 Meanwhile, Zach is like a pro-cop guy, and all the people that go to his things are like boomers with, you know, American flags dressed like Ben Franklin and Liberty Bells and that kind of thing.
01:17:47.000 Totally innocent, totally benign.
01:17:50.000 But then that night he got a brick thrown through his window.
01:17:53.000 And that same day, two Marines were there on leave, Hispanic Marines.
01:17:58.000 Antifa assumed they were there for the synagogue shooting celebration, which is not a thing, ever, ever.
01:18:05.000 And they started spitting at them, calling them Prowboys, and then calling them Spix and Wetbacks.
01:18:11.000 I wonder what ever happened to those two Antifa guys, because they got arrested for it.
01:18:15.000 I think we did follow up on their sentencing.
01:18:18.000 I remember something like that, that those two oaths, those two fucking goofy-looking dudes.
01:18:25.000 Goofy-looking dudes?
01:18:28.000 And then, yeah, he got a brick through his window, Zach did.
01:18:32.000 Oh, yeah, here he goes.
01:18:33.000 Where the two Hispanic Marines were jumped.
01:18:35.000 He's a Marine, a father, and missed the birth of his daughter while being in jail.
01:18:39.000 I've attached a graphic that you guys can use to display at the end of the show, as you do with the other guys.
01:18:44.000 Appreciate the help, but keep doing this show because it's the only thing keeping us sane.
01:18:48.000 Yeah, and these guys that are like Joe Biggs, Ethan Nordine.
01:18:53.000 I got an Ethan Nordine email.
01:18:55.000 Did you get that?
01:18:56.000 Oh, yeah, text.
01:18:58.000 That was a text.
01:18:59.000 So we got to put that up.
01:19:01.000 These guys are in solitary.
01:19:03.000 So you start to lose your mind there.
01:19:04.000 It's mental abuse.
01:19:06.000 It's torture.
01:19:06.000 It should be illegal where you're stuck in the cell alone.
01:19:09.000 Human contact is what keeps us sane.
01:19:11.000 These guys are being denied human contact.
01:19:14.000 You can't send them shit, but you can send them letters.
01:19:16.000 So I don't care if you don't agree with January 6th.
01:19:20.000 This is un-American.
01:19:21.000 I don't agree with January 6th, but I'm sending them shit.
01:19:24.000 They need to know that people out there exist.
01:19:27.000 And again, make sure you include your return address in the actual envelope.
01:19:31.000 I mean, sorry, in the actual letter, because they throw out the envelopes.
01:19:34.000 So that Zach is one of us.
01:19:37.000 Ethan Nordine is one of us.
01:19:39.000 I guess you can put it up at the end.
01:19:41.000 Oh, yeah.
01:19:42.000 Can you put it up now?
01:19:45.000 I could send Ethan's.
01:19:47.000 And then Joe Biggs.
01:19:49.000 Those are the three guys we know personally that are in jail for the meandering.
01:19:54.000 Fucking ridiculous.
01:19:57.000 We've got a lot of mail about month-to-month rent.
01:20:00.000 A lot of people have experienced it.
01:20:01.000 I've been renting since 1988.
01:20:04.000 I've never had anyone who was okay with me wandering out of my apartment.
01:20:08.000 Sure, there's last month's rent they use for that for emergencies, but you're supposed to give like 30 days' notice.
01:20:15.000 What's these fucking sounds?
01:20:17.000 I airdropped myself.
01:20:19.000 Ethan stuff.
01:20:20.000 Hi, Gavin.
01:20:21.000 Hi, Fagtard.
01:20:22.000 The Gavin's mailbag letter you read yesterday is accurate.
01:20:24.000 You're still uploading GOML episodes to the app with the LGBT flag.
01:20:30.000 Yeah, thanks.
01:20:32.000 I have about 10 of those, by the way.
01:20:33.000 Month-to-month rent, which she includes in this too, and the logo still being used.
01:20:40.000 We're sticking with that logo.
01:20:41.000 It's awesome and funny, which is why Jack Hole Industry.
01:20:46.000 What's the Jackass thing?
01:20:49.000 Jack Hole.
01:20:50.000 Is it Jack Hole?
01:20:51.000 Wait, no, Dick House.
01:20:52.000 Dick House.
01:20:52.000 There's two different.
01:20:53.000 Yeah, Jack Hole is Jimmy Kimmel.
01:20:57.000 So Federal Department of Corrections C-TAC.
01:21:00.000 That's his register number.
01:21:02.000 And then go to the other one.
01:21:03.000 And then there's the C-TAC address.
01:21:06.000 P.O. Box 13.
01:21:07.000 This guy had his marriage sabotaged.
01:21:12.000 He had his parents' restaurant sabotaged until they fired him.
01:21:16.000 And this is all because he knocked out Antifa with that punch herd around the world.
01:21:20.000 And why did he knock out Antifa?
01:21:22.000 Was he singling them out, as Vanity Fair said?
01:21:24.000 No.
01:21:25.000 They were attacking Joey Gibson on the way back to his car.
01:21:28.000 And Proud Boys were protecting Joey, getting him to his car safely as a mob, heavily armed mob, attacked them.
01:21:36.000 They hit Ethan with a collapsible baton on the forearm.
01:21:39.000 He took it once.
01:21:40.000 He took it twice, and then he said, that's enough.
01:21:42.000 And whack, knocked out the guy.
01:21:43.000 For that crime of self-defense, he's had his entire life flushed down the toilet.
01:21:49.000 And now he's in fucking solitary.
01:21:53.000 You know what the problem was with the email, by the way?
01:21:55.000 I just opened it up and it hadn't talked to the universe yet.
01:21:59.000 Yeah, you have to let it talk to the universe.
01:22:00.000 Now I'm loaded.
01:22:02.000 Advice for kids.
01:22:03.000 This one's way down, Ryan.
01:22:05.000 Sup Gav.
01:22:07.000 They're all red flag.
01:22:08.000 Gotcha.
01:22:09.000 Sup Gav and soon-to-be dad Ryan.
01:22:11.000 I also just found out I'm going to be a dad.
01:22:13.000 I'm 25 and married.
01:22:14.000 How can I prepare?
01:22:15.000 What do I need to learn or buy, etc.?
01:22:17.000 We already own a home and we go to church every week.
01:22:20.000 I've been listening to you for about four years now, and your advice has gotten me this far without trouble.
01:22:24.000 You don't really need much.
01:22:25.000 Babies don't need anything.
01:22:27.000 You know, you got to get the, and plus it's been like eight years since I had a baby in the house.
01:22:32.000 I'm forgetting a lot.
01:22:33.000 There's the little shirts that have the things so they can't bite them.
01:22:37.000 They can't scratch themselves, but they'll tell you that at the hospital.
01:22:41.000 As they get older, those little bouncy things are good for them.
01:22:43.000 They love those.
01:22:44.000 Boing, boing, boing.
01:22:46.000 Those always do well.
01:22:48.000 But that's a while away.
01:22:49.000 That's like six months away.
01:22:51.000 You need a lot of fucking pacifiers.
01:22:56.000 I keep looking over at you like you're going to know something.
01:23:00.000 She's teaching me a lot of things.
01:23:02.000 Yeah, like you can just walk out.
01:23:03.000 Have you called your landlord yet?
01:23:05.000 No.
01:23:06.000 Why not?
01:23:08.000 I'm letting her handle that.
01:23:11.000 Really?
01:23:12.000 I just move all the stuff.
01:23:13.000 I just do the strong guy stuff.
01:23:14.000 But she hasn't been handling it very well so far.
01:23:16.000 What did she say when you said, you fucked me?
01:23:21.000 What do you mean?
01:23:22.000 Well, did you tell her that you are going to have to pay rent for an apartment?
01:23:26.000 Oh, yeah.
01:23:27.000 She's not.
01:23:28.000 So what'd she say, sorry?
01:23:31.000 In so many ways.
01:23:32.000 What?
01:23:34.000 But she said, Gavin said we can just walk out whenever we want.
01:23:39.000 Did she take that back?
01:23:41.000 She said she never said that it was confirmed it was month to month.
01:23:44.000 I said he had mentioned that and you should ask him about it.
01:23:48.000 So is that different?
01:23:53.000 No, so she's handling it.
01:23:54.000 Okay.
01:23:55.000 That's out of my hands.
01:23:57.000 But I can't really think of anything.
01:23:58.000 Like they sleep a lot.
01:24:01.000 You wake up at weird hours, but the first like four months, well, the first seven weeks sucks.
01:24:08.000 That's the worst part.
01:24:10.000 You lie there and you pray to God that the baby will not cry.
01:24:14.000 So you can just, God, just give me like 20 more minutes.
01:24:17.000 Just 20 more minutes.
01:24:18.000 Please, God.
01:24:19.000 He never listens.
01:24:20.000 Fucking guy.
01:24:22.000 But yeah.
01:24:26.000 It's a lot easier than you think.
01:24:28.000 There's no magic doohickey.
01:24:30.000 And if there was, I forgot it.
01:24:34.000 The next one is way down.
01:24:37.000 Wait, Orson Welles?
01:24:39.000 July 9th?
01:24:40.000 What the fuck's going on with my red flags?
01:24:48.000 I go from yesterday.
01:24:49.000 This happened last time.
01:24:50.000 I go from yesterday to the 11th.
01:24:55.000 Boom.
01:24:56.000 Yeah, me too.
01:24:57.000 July 11th, right?
01:24:59.000 Yeah.
01:25:00.000 And they vanish.
01:25:02.000 Yeah, I'm seeing that too.
01:25:03.000 And now there are all these ancient ones that I Paul Mass saw and shit.
01:25:07.000 This is not...
01:25:08.000 We're not doing very good TV here.
01:25:09.000 Don't worry, I have a plan.
01:25:11.000 If I go to the actual site.
01:25:19.000 Sorry, this is...
01:25:19.000 Yeah, how do those go up there?
01:25:21.000 I've been trying to figure this out.
01:25:23.000 Who puts them there?
01:25:26.000 Who puts what, where?
01:25:27.000 All the deer censored.
01:25:30.000 What are you talking about?
01:25:32.000 Like, who picks the image and uploads them?
01:25:36.000 Oh, that's a friend of mine.
01:25:37.000 Okay, gotcha.
01:25:38.000 Cool.
01:25:39.000 What's that got to do with anything?
01:25:40.000 No, because it's just the...
01:25:41.000 Like, I like the little images and stuff like that, but I'm like, who's going through these mails and then putting these images on there?
01:25:48.000 I forgot how I got into the main thing.
01:25:50.000 Oh, here we go.
01:25:52.000 Okay, Gavin is retarded.
01:25:54.000 G-Dog, holy shit, man.
01:25:57.000 You were really retarded yesterday.
01:25:59.000 Maybe it was the content of the show being outside your expertise, or maybe you drank too much last week, and I attached a list of fact checks.
01:26:05.000 Wait, my mind went blank?
01:26:06.000 That's not good TV.
01:26:08.000 Claim, month-to-month rent.
01:26:09.000 Rent agreements don't exist.
01:26:11.000 Reality, apartment leases often stipulate a six-month or 12-month contract period followed by a month-to-month payments.
01:26:17.000 What?
01:26:18.000 So wait, you have a six-month lease, and then you go month-to-month after that.
01:26:23.000 I never heard of that.
01:26:23.000 I've never done that.
01:26:24.000 My parents were landlords my whole life, and I've been renting since the 80s, so that may exist, but it's not a thing.
01:26:34.000 You have to tell your landlord when you're moving, then you agree on a date, and then you both agree that your last month will be that last month you paid them in advance.
01:26:41.000 That's the way it works when you don't want to fuck them over.
01:26:44.000 Claim, layer of fire before getting in space.
01:26:46.000 Reality orbital speeds are so high that re-entering the atmosphere produces enough friction to ignite the nearby air.
01:26:52.000 Not relevant at suborbital speeds.
01:26:53.000 I did not know that.
01:26:55.000 I thought it was just a layer of fire.
01:26:57.000 I apologize.
01:26:58.000 That's very dumb of me.
01:27:00.000 Claim, statue covered in 14 karat diamonds.
01:27:02.000 Reality gold purity is married in carats out of 28.
01:27:05.000 14 karat gold is an ally with 50%.
01:27:08.000 I don't care.
01:27:08.000 Sorry, I got fucking the jewelry wrong.
01:27:11.000 I'm not going to learn jewelry.
01:27:17.000 And then there's a screen recording, I guess.
01:27:21.000 Back to stard.
01:27:23.000 Another guy talking about month-to-month rent.
01:27:29.000 I don't know why I starred that.
01:27:31.000 We already covered that.
01:27:35.000 Mitchells vs.
01:27:36.000 the Machines is gay.
01:27:37.000 I think you may have missed the subtle insertion of the gay agenda into the Mitchells vs.
01:27:40.000 the Machines.
01:27:40.000 The main character wears a rainbow pin throughout the movie.
01:27:43.000 It's never mentioned in reference at all, but during the epilogue, the mother asks if the main character and her female roommate are official yet.
01:27:49.000 Yeah, if it's so subtle that I didn't notice it, or my kids definitely didn't notice it, so I'm not a fan of that, but it's not the end of the world.
01:28:00.000 You think your hand is bad.
01:28:03.000 Hey, Gavin and the gray.
01:28:05.000 Hey, Gavin the Gray and the Roadhouse Rivera, your hand issues reminding me about the time one of my wife's relatives was bitten by a rattlesnake, the less fun pit viper.
01:28:15.000 Here's some pics so you can see what it looks like.
01:28:17.000 Holy kaleidoscope.
01:28:18.000 He's got the whole world in his hand.
01:28:22.000 He's got the whole world.
01:28:24.000 It does look like a fucking brother in his hand.
01:28:28.000 He's got the whole world.
01:28:30.000 That looks like a satellite view of the Great Barrier Reef or something.
01:28:34.000 That's what God sees when he looks at the Great Barrier Reef.
01:28:37.000 The Euphrates River into the Barrier Reef in the small strait to the island.
01:28:42.000 The Cuckaloo Owl was originally located in the Palisades.
01:28:49.000 What else do we got?
01:28:50.000 The New York Palisades, yes.
01:28:53.000 That's pretty bad.
01:28:55.000 God, you must be so fucking scared.
01:28:57.000 Oh, look at that.
01:28:59.000 It's so cool when you get all your fingerprints and everything back.
01:29:02.000 What an incredible machine we have.
01:29:04.000 That's the joke.
01:29:05.000 Oh, he's got no head.
01:29:07.000 How do you bite you if he has no head?
01:29:08.000 Yeah.
01:29:09.000 That's weird.
01:29:09.000 How do you get bitten by a headless snake?
01:29:12.000 Wow, we really are in the end of times.
01:29:13.000 Headless snakes are attacking people.
01:29:14.000 Oh, there's a snake right next to you, dude.
01:29:16.000 It's a robot snake.
01:29:18.000 You better look out for a robot snake.
01:29:20.000 That sounds like a robot snake next to your head.
01:29:22.000 Oh, that's a freshie.
01:29:26.000 Wait a minute.
01:29:27.000 If you got bit in the hand, were you trying to catch it, you weirdo?
01:29:31.000 You get what you deserve, sir.
01:29:34.000 I don't believe this lunatic will suffer any consequences because of black privilege.
01:29:39.000 I agree with you.
01:29:40.000 If a MAGA person did this, holy shit would it go viral.
01:29:45.000 But this was over as soon as it began.
01:29:48.000 These poor local store owners in the hood, like, what's their insurance?
01:29:54.000 And then they wonder why they complain about food deserts and that they don't have access to this.
01:29:58.000 Yeah, okay, I'll open a store here so you can have access to food.
01:30:02.000 One of the best comment is, how could you be mad at Newport's under eight bucks?
01:30:08.000 We know this guy.
01:30:08.000 He used to come to the show.
01:30:10.000 That's pretty cool.
01:30:34.000 You notice all the mob shits and comments are just soundboard drops these days?
01:30:39.000 Yeah, it's so good.
01:30:40.000 This one happens to not beat too many.
01:30:43.000 But the one that's going around lately is the...
01:30:48.000 You seen this one?
01:30:50.000 Oh yeah, that one's funny.
01:30:52.000 Just kick her in the head.
01:30:55.000 Like in my day, if you did that, you just get in Canada, in hockey land, You just get kicked in the head if you did something like that.
01:31:02.000 This looks like this is filmed in Canada.
01:31:04.000 And she said, You didn't have a bathroom, so I'm just going to piss here.
01:31:08.000 Why not?
01:31:09.000 I spent my money, they don't want me to lose a fucking bathroom.
01:31:12.000 You got me fucked up.
01:31:14.000 And guess what?
01:31:15.000 Mother Nature is hella pissed, correct?
01:31:17.000 It's really hard to piss as a woman, right?
01:31:19.000 Like, that's going to splash all over her shoes.
01:31:21.000 Yeah.
01:31:22.000 It's a disaster.
01:31:28.000 Hey, Keef Squad, did you guys hear about the story involving Nancy Pelosi and her husband?
01:31:31.000 Husband?
01:31:32.000 Oh, yeah, I should have mentioned that on the show.
01:31:33.000 Basically, insider trading, but of course she'll get away with it.
01:31:36.000 This is so common with all of these politicians, and no one talks about that enough, where they make $200,000 a year and they're worth tens of millions of dollars.
01:31:44.000 Why is Maxime Waters worth so much money when she makes a shitty normal government salary of like $200,000 a year?
01:31:52.000 What kind of font is that?
01:31:53.000 That's nice.
01:31:55.000 Look at that K, like the K, the way that Y interacts with the other part of the Y?
01:31:59.000 Yeah, it's a little too adventurous for me.
01:32:04.000 You kind of get stuck on it.
01:32:07.000 The week before the House Judiciary Committee voted on reigning in big tech, Speaker Nance Belosi's husband exercised a bullish bet on Google parent Alphabet, a timely transaction that netted him $5.3 million.
01:32:19.000 Meanwhile, remember we had that guy on the show who did two years in prison for being near someone who was insider trading?
01:32:26.000 The antitrust bill was advanced as a push by the government to curb the unregulated power of big tech firms.
01:32:31.000 Google, Amazon, Apple, and Facebook was final part of a six-part package called Ending Platform Monopolies Act.
01:32:37.000 But why would it be beneficial for Alphabet to be restricted?
01:32:42.000 The market reaction to the judiciary panel proving the legislation was muted.
01:32:45.000 Shares in big tech companies, in fact, rose after investors found the House proposal to be no real threat.
01:32:52.000 Huh.
01:32:54.000 All right, so that doesn't sound like it's such a smoking gun then, because you'd think you would bet against big tech if the big tech was about to be restricted.
01:33:03.000 That's not so juicy, dude.
01:33:05.000 Gav, who the fuck is Christian Poire?
01:33:08.000 You yell at people for not doing their research.
01:33:09.000 Sorry, I got Dustin Poire's wrong.
01:33:12.000 Name wrong.
01:33:15.000 Was there more than that?
01:33:16.000 There was a bunch of those, right?
01:33:18.000 Yeah, lots of people were really mad about that.
01:33:19.000 Also accidentally called Jared Holt Jacob Wall.
01:33:22.000 Oh.
01:33:23.000 It's a weird thing when you're sitting here doing a show.
01:33:26.000 Names escape you and you fuck them up all the time.
01:33:28.000 I can't explain why.
01:33:29.000 Yeah, no.
01:33:31.000 The only one worth correcting, I think, is Roger Stone's Funeral.
01:33:34.000 I think that's the...
01:33:35.000 Yeah, that was freaking.
01:33:36.000 The only one that you might want to correct on the spot.
01:33:39.000 Howdy, my peek-aboo niggas.
01:33:40.000 Jeff Tremaine, a big brother in jackass fame, directed a documentary called Angry Sky about a man who went to space using his own resources.
01:33:47.000 Not sure if it's the same fella.
01:33:49.000 It's not the same fella, but the same fella's in it, and it's a really good movie.
01:33:52.000 Jeff Tremaine's a very talented director.
01:33:56.000 Are you going to pull that up at some point?
01:34:07.000 Every mountain climber wants to go on Everest, you know, and the same thing he's here at the longest, fastest, and highest skydive in the world is a goal for every skydiver.
01:34:23.000 Considering all that it took to make my jump possible, I cannot imagine doing this jump 50 years ago, especially not the way that Nick Piantanita did it.
01:34:54.000 Nick was this New Jersey truck driver who had decided he wanted to break the world free fall.
01:35:00.000 You know what's interesting?
01:35:01.000 They were also obsessed with White Lightning, the hillbilly in the Appalachians.
01:35:08.000 Is Jackass secretly woke?
01:35:10.000 They've done a lot of featuring white trash in a positive light.
01:35:16.000 I mean, the wild whites of the Appalachians, something like that?
01:35:22.000 Yeah, yeah.
01:35:24.000 Are you still in 1990?
01:35:26.000 Russian isn't communist for fuck's sakes.
01:35:27.000 What's next?
01:35:28.000 Germany's still divided into?
01:35:30.000 So Russia's a totally free market that thrives and doesn't have any kind of tyranny or fascism or insane tax and socialism?
01:35:39.000 Come on, guy.
01:35:40.000 Yes, I'll admit it's not as bad as it was, but it ain't free.
01:35:46.000 People are so aggressive in this mail.
01:35:48.000 I got a bunch of these.
01:35:49.000 Like, you fucking idiot.
01:35:51.000 Fuck off.
01:35:52.000 Calm down.
01:35:53.000 They're speaking your language.
01:35:55.000 That's the Opi and Anthony fanbase, too.
01:35:56.000 They're like, well, we just, you attack other people, so we attack you.
01:36:00.000 I thought that's what we do.
01:36:03.000 Please don't discuss my name.
01:36:04.000 I'm a female and thus a pussy.
01:36:06.000 I came across this article about beer faux pause while browsing through my newsfeed and was instantly enraged by this male Karen.
01:36:13.000 Thoughts?
01:36:15.000 Okay, well, let's see the rules.
01:36:17.000 Please stop frosting your mugs.
01:36:19.000 Yes, agreed.
01:36:20.000 Resist the sampler paddle.
01:36:22.000 Yeah.
01:36:23.000 What's that?
01:36:24.000 It's a paddle with a bunch of little samples on top of it.
01:36:27.000 It's gay.
01:36:28.000 It's like a charcuterie board for beer.
01:36:29.000 That's gay.
01:36:30.000 Stop playing beer pong.
01:36:32.000 Yes, that's for children.
01:36:34.000 Shower beer is terrible.
01:36:35.000 Agreed.
01:36:36.000 Airplane beer is not terrible, but it is inferior to airplane wine.
01:36:40.000 I don't know about that.
01:36:42.000 But that guy's not bad, lady.
01:36:44.000 Otherwise, pretty cool.
01:36:45.000 Yet another red-pilled broad.
01:36:47.000 P.S. Ryan, I'm a sucker for men with long hair, but you look like a teenager who just decided to grow out his hair to match his brand new pubes.
01:36:55.000 Please end this phase.
01:36:58.000 Has she not seen the mullet?
01:37:00.000 I don't know.
01:37:01.000 That's hurtful, though, and I don't like it.
01:37:06.000 Good point from a friend.
01:37:07.000 I'm unaware of any pre-Christian Indian tribes, I assume they're meaning American Indian, who buried their dead in marked graves.
01:37:15.000 For one thing, they didn't have written language, so the Catholic schools likely figured this was no big deal.
01:37:20.000 The sacred Indian burial grounds we always hear about were all unmarked mass graves.
01:37:26.000 But it's evil and unforgivable when Whitey does it.
01:37:29.000 Yeah, another thing that no one talks about is Indians had mass graves of their own.
01:37:36.000 It's in the book, The Myth of the Peaceful Savage.
01:37:41.000 Alright, I think we're done here.
01:37:43.000 Oh shit, yeah.
01:37:45.000 I thought it was a short app, but it ended up being a long app.
01:37:48.000 Let's do the final video.
01:38:04.000 We're gonna do 4-0, Ryan.
01:38:06.000 This is not safe for work.
01:38:08.000 Please do not show this.
01:38:10.000 I mean, sorry.
01:38:11.000 If you have kids around, get them out of the room.
01:38:13.000 If you're eating, this might gross you out.
01:38:15.000 Probably not, though.
01:38:17.000 But I just thought it was funny to see a woman who was so incredibly horny, she couldn't resist masturbating at a resort.
01:38:26.000 Look, what's that woman doing?
01:38:35.000 Is she on drugs or just drunk?
01:38:39.000 Did she squirt?
01:38:43.000 Yeah, there's moisture there.
01:38:44.000 Yeah, that's a squirt.
01:38:47.000 Even guys are like, hell no.
01:38:50.000 Look, she's slipping on her own squirt, which is just pee.
01:38:54.000 Let's cut the crap.
01:38:55.000 You're hoisted on your own squirt.
01:38:58.000 Look, she's still horny as she leaves.
01:39:01.000 She wants to hook up with her.
01:39:02.000 Who screams when they see that?
01:39:05.000 All right, that wasn't as funny as I remembered it being.
01:39:07.000 Let's jump to 4-1.
01:39:08.000 Now, this, I don't know if this is vaccine-related.
01:39:10.000 I just, I think this guy might be a balloon.
01:39:18.000 He's coming up, I guess.
01:39:36.000 He's got to be gay, right?
01:39:43.000 That'd be funny if she puts it in any pops and we realize that he was right all along.
01:39:50.000 Prediscus getting smaller and smaller.
01:39:53.000 Don't look at it, dude.
01:40:00.000 Again, cut too short.
01:40:01.000 I want to see the end of that.
01:40:04.000 All right, folks, that's it.
01:40:05.000 Fun show.
01:40:06.000 Tomorrow we're down the street, well, down a few streets, with Kumia, Compound Sensors.
01:40:14.000 He's finally back from vacation, that lazy lout.
01:40:16.000 And Thursdays, we're live with Maddie O'Dell.
01:40:19.000 He's permanent now.
01:40:21.000 Nice.
01:40:22.000 A star is born.
01:40:23.000 I can finally have someone without a retarded IQ.
01:40:26.000 I can bounce shit off.
01:40:28.000 Yeah, wait, well, what?
01:40:31.000 But yeah, the whole world is on fire right now.
01:40:33.000 It's not just America.
01:40:34.000 We're in a really strange time right now.
01:40:36.000 Not just with Cuba, South Africa, England, all of these countries being turned upside down.
01:40:42.000 Is it the pandemic or is it something bigger than that?
01:40:45.000 Is there some sort of massive global cultural shift going on where it's become between the creators and the takers?
01:40:54.000 And if you let the takers win, you eventually run out of stuff.
01:40:56.000 It's time for us creators to fight back and say, you're not looting my culture.
01:41:03.000 You're not ending this civilization.
01:41:06.000 You're not rioting and destroying all the shit we've built over the past, what, quarter millennium.
01:41:15.000 And if that means that we get in trouble as we do that, then we don't care.
01:41:19.000 So get fired.
01:41:20.000 Get in trouble.
01:41:21.000 Be brave.
01:41:22.000 And never stop fighting.