Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - S04E14

00:00:13.000 Live from New York, it's Get Off My Lawn with Devin McGuinness.

00:00:54.000 Don't put another dime in the jukebox typical 80s crap, but that chorus is fucking catchy.

00:01:09.000 Don't put another dime in the jukebox.

00:01:13.000 That's the flirts who they sum up the peak for women's fashion, which was the 80s, the bobby socks and the heels.

00:01:22.000 Lori Lightfoot could be wearing bobby socks and heels, and I would get a boner.

00:01:28.000 I wouldn't be happy about it.

00:01:29.000 I'd be like, what's the matter with you?

00:01:32.000 But the flirts, Google image them.

00:01:37.000 Women just wore high-heeled shoes all the fucking time back then.

00:01:41.000 Little fingerless lace gloves.

00:01:45.000 Fun little hats.

00:01:47.000 That's how my wife dressed when I met her in 2000, 2001, right before September 11th.

00:01:53.000 Maybe that was God telling me not to marry her.

00:01:57.000 They were just like...

00:01:59.000 Like, they talk about sex positive, but the 80s was very sexual, almost to a fault.

00:02:06.000 When I was 12, me and my buddy Donnie, we thought we were hot.

00:02:12.000 Like, we would wear like half shirts and coral necklaces and short shorts, and we'd pose in photos like sexy guys because Burt Reynolds was in Playgirl, and men were considered sexy.

00:02:30.000 And so were women.

00:02:31.000 Sex was just everywhere.

00:02:33.000 Did you literally arrive here a couple hours ago?

00:02:36.000 Yes, we certainly did.

00:02:37.000 This is Andrea.

00:02:38.000 Oh, they're flirting.

00:02:39.000 Did I do it right?

00:02:41.000 Yes, you did.

00:02:42.000 You know, what always throws me is either Andrea or Andrea, and this is Andrea.

00:02:46.000 Andrea.

00:02:47.000 Great topic.

00:02:47.000 Good interview.

00:02:48.000 Oh my gosh, a redhead.

00:02:49.000 Oh.

00:02:51.000 Is that a redhead or is that a redhead?

00:02:53.000 Are you from Los Angeles?

00:02:54.000 Yes, I am.

00:02:55.000 All right.

00:02:56.000 Names, please.

00:02:57.000 This is Hope Raymond.

00:02:59.000 What a terrible interviewer.

00:03:00.000 He is.

00:03:01.000 Sex is like not a big deal.

00:03:02.000 He's talking about their names?

00:03:04.000 Rebecca Sullivan.

00:03:05.000 Hello, Rebecca.

00:03:07.000 Like, she's not even hot, and she's just so sexual.

00:03:10.000 It's a lot better than a stray cat's for me, guys.

00:03:14.000 And you can make jokes like that.

00:03:17.000 You know what?

00:03:17.000 I just sent you this, actually.

00:03:19.000 It was from Great Little Britain.

00:03:22.000 And it was their whole, I'm a lady thing.

00:03:26.000 And it's mocking trans women because they're funny.

00:03:33.000 You look funny.

00:03:34.000 And the fact that you're pretending that you're normal makes us laugh.

00:03:40.000 Lovely looking lady.

00:03:45.000 You embarrass me.

00:03:46.000 I'm not going to powder my nose.

00:03:51.000 Here.

00:03:52.000 You want to be careful with that one.

00:03:54.000 She's gorgeous.

00:03:56.000 You know, what's we buying?

00:03:58.000 I'm off for a slash.

00:04:00.000 That's how my dad talked to me.

00:04:02.000 Gorgeous.

00:04:04.000 Oh, you're gorgeous.

00:04:08.000 It's got a sheet of lead in it.

00:04:09.000 It deflects the radiation.

00:04:12.000 But I believe it.

00:04:13.000 I don't have it tested.

00:04:16.000 Okay, that's enough of that.

00:04:17.000 You got it.

00:04:18.000 Hey, look up way away.

00:04:20.000 We got a letter about this that I forgot to fucking read on the air.

00:04:25.000 I didn't have a chance to.

00:04:27.000 It's this couple.

00:04:28.000 It might be two words or one word.

00:04:30.000 I'm not sure.

00:04:30.000 But check for the mailbag for a letter from about way away.

00:04:34.000 It's this couple who go on a trip.

00:04:37.000 It's Europe.

00:04:38.000 They're going to Europe for a year.

00:04:40.000 Yay, fun.

00:04:40.000 You should be kind of wary if your husband's really into vlogging.

00:04:45.000 Hey, everyone, I'm back.

00:04:47.000 You're a fag.

00:04:48.000 You're back to being a homosexual, basically.

00:04:52.000 So they go away, and they, there they go.

00:04:56.000 Look at him.

00:04:57.000 Look at the wall behind him.

00:05:00.000 That's his inspiration board.

00:05:01.000 All right.

00:05:02.000 Alrighty.

00:05:03.000 And even if that's her doing that, as a dude, you should go, hey, can you not put all your fashion pictures all over the living room, please?

00:05:12.000 I mean, you have your little nook in our bedroom there.

00:05:15.000 Put them there.

00:05:16.000 Guys are coming over.

00:05:17.000 It looks gay.

00:05:22.000 I think it is leaving December 28th of this year.

00:05:26.000 Be in Iceland for New Year's.

00:05:28.000 Hopefully see the Aurora Borealis.

00:05:31.000 That'd be nice.

00:05:32.000 And then we'll fly to Seafro and make our way down to Spain where we intend to see.

00:05:38.000 When you think of Reykjavik, the first thing you should think of is it's a big drinking town.

00:05:43.000 This is going to be fun.

00:05:44.000 We'll get wasted.

00:05:46.000 I hope at four in the morning when I go outside my tent for a pee, I see the Aurora Borealis.

00:05:52.000 That's my goal when I travel, is to see God's beautiful curtains.

00:05:58.000 Madrid is gay.

00:05:58.000 You should go to Barcelona.

00:06:00.000 London, you should be excited about the pubs in East London and stuff.

00:06:03.000 Anyway, I'm off of the tangent here.

00:06:05.000 So scroll through a bit.

00:06:09.000 So as our subscriber pointed out, look at that.

00:06:12.000 Take lots of pictures of me.

00:06:14.000 Here I am with the monkeys.

00:06:16.000 Mexico.

00:06:17.000 No helmet.

00:06:18.000 I won't die.

00:06:20.000 When you look in her eyes, you can tell her pussy has never been eaten.

00:06:25.000 Because gays will suck tits.

00:06:26.000 They'll fuck you from behind.

00:06:28.000 But eating a pussy is for straight men, straight men alone.

00:06:34.000 Look at her.

00:06:34.000 You're just thinking of cocks right now.

00:06:38.000 Shut the fuck up, bitch.

00:06:40.000 Organic farms, vineyards, teaching English.

00:06:44.000 Whatever.

00:06:45.000 Is she still talking?

00:06:47.000 Her breath doesn't even smell bad.

00:06:48.000 This fucking stinks.

00:06:50.000 I wish I had a dick in my hand.

00:06:53.000 The dream.

00:06:54.000 A pair of balls in my face.

00:06:56.000 Get lost, kidnapped, and raped.

00:06:58.000 The dream.

00:06:59.000 Can we go to the border of Pakistan?

00:07:02.000 I don't know.

00:07:02.000 It's pretty dangerous up there.

00:07:04.000 What about Afghanistan?

00:07:07.000 Who knows what could happen?

00:07:09.000 Somalia?

00:07:11.000 Let's go to Africa.

00:07:14.000 So anyway, that's video one, right?

00:07:17.000 And they're every day, every day, every day, every day, every day.

00:07:20.000 And then there's like a two-year break, and then she comes on.

00:07:24.000 You know who I look like right now?

00:07:25.000 That dude from the Canadian, or from Shark Tank, who's the Canadian guy?

00:07:29.000 You know, the tech dude who has this exact hairdo?

00:07:33.000 Rob.

00:07:35.000 The guy at the end.

00:07:36.000 Yeah, the guy at the end who's super nice and is never mean to anyone.

00:07:39.000 Yeah, because he's a Slav.

00:07:40.000 I look like the nice Shark Tank guy.

00:07:43.000 He looks like a handsome Robin Williams.

00:07:46.000 Thank you.

00:07:47.000 Well, you don't, but he does.

00:07:49.000 Your hair does.

00:07:51.000 That's what Justin Thoreau said.

00:07:52.000 He goes, I look at you and I'm so jealous from about here to here and then it stops.

00:07:59.000 Anyway, Slavs, Slavs, why did you say that?

00:08:04.000 He had a documentary thing where he goes back to his hometown and he starts crying.

00:08:08.000 Yeah, but why'd you say Slavs are nice?

00:08:10.000 I don't know.

00:08:11.000 They're just kind of, they're nice.

00:08:13.000 They're simple, right?

00:08:15.000 Well, they're pussies, and they've never really had, I mean, the word slave comes from Slavs, so they've been victims since the beginning of time.

00:08:22.000 There's no, as my father-in-law would say, there's no Slavic generals that come to mind.

00:08:28.000 And Polish doesn't count.

00:08:31.000 But they say that people prefer narrow heads because they tend to be nicer, and wide heads tend to be the bully and more aggressive.

00:08:39.000 And people, even like babies, are wary of wide and prefer narrow.

00:08:43.000 But Slavs have wide heads.

00:08:45.000 They got those big cheekbones.

00:08:47.000 Anyway, sorry.

00:08:49.000 So then she appears and she goes, hey, we're here.

00:08:55.000 I've been busy.

00:08:56.000 We actually got kind of divorced because he discovered that he's trans.

00:09:00.000 Yay.

00:09:01.000 He wasted 10 years of her fucking life.

00:09:05.000 Flushed down the toilet.

00:09:06.000 Now, you got to have a better gay dar than that.

00:09:08.000 If your husband dry heaves when he eats you out, there's probably something going on.

00:09:11.000 I knew a girl who was dating a gay, married to a gay, and I told you this before.

00:09:16.000 He scheduled the pussy eating Saturdays at 11 p.m.

00:09:20.000 You know when I schedule pussy eating?

00:09:22.000 Anytime I'm allowed down there, 24 hours a day, wake me up in the middle of the night if you want your pussy eating.

00:09:29.000 I'll go, what you got to say?

00:09:35.000 Stay positive, ladies.

00:09:37.000 Oh, this is Ashley.

00:09:39.000 It's been a while.

00:09:41.000 I'm glad to see you guys.

00:09:42.000 I can tell by my crow's feet that he took the best years of my life.

00:09:45.000 I thought that I would give you guys a little bit of an update of what happened to the way away.

00:09:52.000 In December of 2017, my husband of 10 years at the time, 11 years, told me that he was transgender.

00:10:03.000 At the time, I had no idea what that meant.

00:10:06.000 This is like my motto these days, which is, where is your anger?

00:10:12.000 Where is your rage?

00:10:13.000 Like, hate has no home here.

00:10:14.000 Fuck hate.

00:10:15.000 Where's anger?

00:10:16.000 Where's rage?

00:10:17.000 Anger is an energy.

00:10:18.000 Get mad.

00:10:19.000 I'm telling you, every time I look around, I see someone yelling.

00:10:22.000 The guy yelling is always right.

00:10:25.000 You should be furious right now.

00:10:28.000 A rape is traumatic.

00:10:30.000 It ruins probably your sex life forever.

00:10:33.000 I'm sure it haunts you for at least a decade.

00:10:36.000 But it's only five minutes of hell.

00:10:39.000 He took 10 years of your life.

00:10:42.000 I mean, would you rather be raped or have 10 years of your life be a total facade?

00:10:49.000 I don't know.

00:10:50.000 I'd maybe put some aura gel on my anal lips.

00:10:55.000 Have a six-pack.

00:10:56.000 Anagel.

00:10:57.000 Just lie there and think of England.

00:11:00.000 Meant?

00:11:01.000 Neither of us knew what that meant for us or how things would transpire.

00:11:07.000 For two years, we continued to travel full-time, run a business the way away, all while trying to figure out what this meant for our family.

00:11:15.000 There's nothing to figure out.

00:11:17.000 You got fucked over by a fag.

00:11:20.000 The end.

00:11:21.000 Get mad at him.

00:11:22.000 Chris Jenner should sue Caitlin Jenner for rape.

00:11:27.000 You made me suck a woman's dick for 10 years.

00:11:31.000 We were best friends, really great business partners, and we loved traveling the world and sharing it with you guys.

00:11:40.000 But over time and many realizations of individual goals, intentions, and desires, it became very apparent that we were going in very different directions.

00:11:52.000 There was a lot of honest pain and heartache during this time.

00:11:56.000 It's really not easy to feel like you.

00:11:58.000 Folks at home, the second your significant other says the word trans and it involves them, stand up and walk out the door.

00:12:09.000 Don't block them on your phone.

00:12:12.000 When I say don't, I forget the don't.

00:12:14.000 I'm turning into Joe Biden.

00:12:15.000 Block their calls.

00:12:17.000 You don't want to hear from them ever again.

00:12:19.000 Don't hear their side of the story.

00:12:20.000 Don't continue to travel.

00:12:22.000 Don't try to figure it out.

00:12:27.000 Computer, stop.

00:12:30.000 Did you turn around and walk away?

00:12:32.000 Why did computer come to life?

00:12:34.000 Did I say the word computer?

00:12:35.000 You did just twice just then.

00:12:37.000 So she's listening now.

00:12:40.000 Okay, so this dummy living, this is the problem with clown world where everyone goes, oh, my husband's a woman?

00:12:46.000 Well, let's try to figure that out and see if we can work around it.

00:12:51.000 I mean, you're the ones who say you're born gay.

00:12:54.000 So what is this woman supposed to do?

00:12:56.000 Become a lesbian?

00:12:57.000 All right, so she goes on trying to figure it out And she sugarcoats it with, like, we went our separate ways.

00:13:03.000 And now people go, I want to see this guy.

00:13:05.000 Now, I think he's under the impression that they want to see him because they miss him.

00:13:08.000 So, no, dude, we want to see you because you're a freak.

00:13:11.000 Just like that intro sketch.

00:13:13.000 Let's see him.

00:13:16.000 Nice tits.

00:13:22.000 You look like something from Lord of the Rings.

00:13:24.000 Yeah, actually.

00:13:26.000 Yes.

00:13:26.000 You look like a weird elf woman, man, fag.

00:13:34.000 Take it in.

00:13:35.000 Hello.

00:13:36.000 Hi, dude.

00:13:38.000 I haven't seen you in a long time.

00:13:40.000 Hi, hippie, doing a high-pitched voice.

00:13:41.000 It's been a while.

00:13:42.000 Are you in a metal band?

00:13:44.000 Are you the bases for Dawkin?

00:13:47.000 Look up the bases for Dawkin.

00:13:50.000 I'm just guessing they look exactly the same.

00:13:55.000 Metalheads must be getting kind of pissed off, too, because people will see them and go, oh, are you trans?

00:14:00.000 No, I'm a fucking badass Satanist murderer.

00:14:04.000 I'm in cannibal corpse, you dick.

00:14:07.000 I'm in Deicide.

00:14:09.000 I'm in obituary.

00:14:11.000 Yeah.

00:14:11.000 Like, what's the difference?

00:14:13.000 Was that just a shot in the dark?

00:14:14.000 Total shot in the dark.

00:14:16.000 It's pretty close.

00:14:18.000 I think Dawkin has more makeup on.

00:14:21.000 Yeah.

00:14:21.000 Awesome.

00:14:22.000 I see some eyeliner.

00:14:24.000 Yeah.

00:14:25.000 Who would you rather fuck?

00:14:27.000 The shirts are stunningly similar.

00:14:29.000 Yeah.

00:14:31.000 Well, Dawkin has more jewelry on.

00:14:33.000 You're not a woman.

00:14:34.000 You're glam.

00:14:35.000 You're hair metal.

00:14:40.000 That's eerie.

00:14:41.000 Go ahead.

00:14:42.000 Pretty damn close for a shot in the damn dark.

00:14:44.000 Anyway, what are you talking about?

00:14:48.000 Yeah, the last video we filmed for this channel was in October, and that's when we arrived in Seattle.

00:14:58.000 So about a month ago, Ashley put up a goodbye video, and it was really lovely.

00:15:04.000 So many people were so encouraging.

00:15:08.000 Why?

00:15:08.000 Yeah, and a lot of people are encouraged.

00:15:10.000 Why were they encouraging?

00:15:12.000 Like, I don't care that you're a homo.

00:15:14.000 Why did you waste her time?

00:15:16.000 There should be some retribution for that.

00:15:18.000 There's got to be some sort of at least ostracization or something.

00:15:26.000 Like.

00:15:26.000 You're a liar.

00:15:27.000 You're a big liar.

00:15:28.000 My children are ostracized by Karens in our community.

00:15:33.000 And this guy is a hero?

00:15:35.000 Huh?

00:15:38.000 Would have liked to have seen me.

00:15:40.000 And because, you know, my original plan was to kind of just ride off into the sunset.

00:15:48.000 And...

00:15:49.000 I don't know how to ride a horse.

00:15:51.000 I don't know.

00:15:52.000 I thought I'd take this opportunity to say hello one last time and goodbye because, you know, we didn't really say much about it.

00:16:00.000 So if you're new here, if you're seeing this video, there was some drama.

00:16:06.000 If you haven't seen the video that Ashley posted, it's a great video.

00:16:08.000 I think she did a really good job of wrapping it up.

00:16:10.000 But I wanted to take this opportunity to say goodbye myself.

00:16:13.000 So, you know, what happened?

00:16:16.000 10 years of marriage.

00:16:18.000 Until the way away.

00:16:19.000 What's the real truth about what happened?

00:16:23.000 It's pretty clear what happened.

00:16:24.000 There's no mystery there.

00:16:24.000 All right.

00:16:25.000 This brings us to this, yeah.

00:16:26.000 Spoiler alert, my face.

00:16:28.000 Everything that you're looking at.

00:16:30.000 If anyone's wondering why we're not married anymore, you might want to open your eyes and look at me.

00:16:37.000 This happened.

00:16:38.000 Oh, my God.

00:16:41.000 I've been meaning to get to this for a while now, but jump to 2-7.

00:16:47.000 Because this is such a...

00:16:49.000 I wanted to carve out some time for this because it's such a perfect example of this fucking retarded clown world we're in.

00:16:56.000 This is the person identified as having exposed her penis to children at the Wii Spa.

00:17:01.000 It goes by the name of Precious.

00:17:03.000 Could you possibly be less precious than that?

00:17:08.000 I mean, I'm not exaggerating.

00:17:10.000 What's less precious than this?

00:17:13.000 Fuck you.

00:17:13.000 I'm going to cut you.

00:17:14.000 We did cover this, which is good, though.

00:17:16.000 I know, no, no.

00:17:17.000 We briefly covered it.

00:17:18.000 And we showed this guy, right?

00:17:20.000 So let's take a step back because there's been some developments.

00:17:23.000 There was some rioting outside of WeSpa we never spoke about.

00:17:26.000 So here's the truth.

00:17:28.000 That man waved his dick at a young black girl.

00:17:33.000 The mother was furious.

00:17:35.000 She filmed it and said, fuck this place.

00:17:37.000 The spa said, sorry, those are our rules.

00:17:39.000 That woman that you're looking at now has the right to dangle his penis in front of your children.

00:17:45.000 She says, fuck that, that's bullshit.

00:17:48.000 Conservatives go to protest the spa and say, we don't want penises in children's faces.

00:17:53.000 Pretty old-fashioned.

00:17:54.000 That's modern conservatism.

00:17:56.000 You're thinking outside the box if you say that.

00:18:00.000 Antifa takes all of this as anti-trans.

00:18:03.000 So they go to protest it.

00:18:04.000 Proud boys show up to defend the Christians who aren't into penises and kids.

00:18:10.000 So the truth is, Proud Boys went to defend children.

00:18:17.000 Actually, what does it say in front of the old bill?

00:18:22.000 That's a courthouse in London where Tommy was arraigned, and it says something like, must protect the children and the poor at all costs or something like that.

00:18:31.000 Look that up.

00:18:32.000 So the Proud Boys go to defend the honor and the rights of a child.

00:18:36.000 And they say, this child can't fight for herself.

00:18:39.000 So we're fighting for her and saying, don't rape kids.

00:18:42.000 Basically, right?

00:18:44.000 The narrative becomes Proud Boys are anti-trans and they're there because they don't want trans people to exist or they're less than, you know, all their silly jargon.

00:18:53.000 Defend the children of the poor and punish the wrongdoer.

00:18:57.000 Defend the children of the poor.

00:19:00.000 Children of the poor.

00:19:02.000 I'll look it up later.

00:19:03.000 And punish the wrongdoer.

00:19:06.000 That's what Proud Boys were doing.

00:19:08.000 They were defending the children and trying to punish the wrongdoer.

00:19:12.000 Not even punishing the wrongdoer.

00:19:14.000 They were just focusing on defending the children.

00:19:16.000 So a fight breaks out at the OK Corral.

00:19:22.000 And again, it's these damaged feminists, like that poor woman we just saw, right?

00:19:27.000 She's sitting there because of trans, smiling As someone flushed her, not just 10 years, her best years.

00:19:34.000 She's got no kids.

00:19:36.000 They ruined her life.

00:19:37.000 Her whole reason of existing is gone now.

00:19:40.000 You can see her crow's feet.

00:19:41.000 She's probably 35, getting near 40, too late for kids.

00:19:45.000 That homosexual fucked her over.

00:19:47.000 And she's smiling through it.

00:19:50.000 And these girls are also feminists, liberated from the kitchen.

00:19:53.000 These are the same, this is the same demographic that's burning down churches in Canada.

00:19:58.000 And this guy shows up and he says, hey, I support the idea of not dangling a dick in front of a kid's face.

00:20:06.000 And what do they do?

00:20:09.000 I'm not attacking you.

00:20:10.000 I'm not hurting you.

00:20:11.000 I'm asking you a question.

00:20:12.000 Are you here because you learn trans rights and women's rights?

00:20:16.000 Not anything else.

00:20:17.000 How tired he is of this shit.

00:20:30.000 As a female, I'm going to find both female and trans, and I'm not binary.

00:20:37.000 I have the right to be in space.

00:20:39.000 Isn't that an interesting pause that she immediately jumps to herself?

00:20:43.000 So this is about a kid, sexual innocent, being safe.

00:20:49.000 And she jumps to her stupid reaction.

00:20:52.000 She says she's a female and trans, by the way, but then she occurred to me.

00:20:55.000 I'm biased.

00:20:56.000 Yeah.

00:20:57.000 So she's not even trying to be a guy.

00:21:00.000 Fuck off.

00:21:00.000 I'm a thing.

00:21:02.000 Trans woman needs to be in a woman's space to be safe.

00:21:06.000 That is her right.

00:21:08.000 That is her right.

00:21:10.000 I am a biological pussy.

00:21:12.000 You know what's crazy about this, too, is those protesters know the whole story.

00:21:17.000 And very few, outside of our viewers, very few people have seen the trans woman that this is all about.

00:21:23.000 They have.

00:21:24.000 They know it.

00:21:25.000 They know Z. They know them.

00:21:28.000 At least you're respecting the pronouns.

00:21:30.000 What do they think?

00:21:31.000 It was just like, it was kind of like a dainty one that's just like, oops, I'm sorry.

00:21:35.000 I'm a lady.

00:21:36.000 My towel fell.

00:21:37.000 Well, we know that it wasn't a dainty lady or no one would have known.

00:21:41.000 Right.

00:21:42.000 Oh, yeah, you're right.

00:21:44.000 They would have like quietly changed around in a stall or something.

00:21:47.000 This was just like, what's up, dudes?

00:21:49.000 I mean, ladies, my fellow bitches.

00:21:54.000 I am a biological, pussy-having person, okay?

00:21:59.000 Me.

00:22:00.000 Me.

00:22:00.000 Back to me.

00:22:02.000 No, it's about defending the children.

00:22:05.000 Women don't feel safe with male genitalia in their presence.

00:22:12.000 How about that?

00:22:13.000 Okay, female genitalia in front of children.

00:22:16.000 No, that's fine.

00:22:18.000 That's fine?

00:22:19.000 Yeah, a changing room in a woman's spa?

00:22:23.000 In front of children?

00:22:24.000 I don't know.

00:22:25.000 What?

00:22:26.000 It's like, well, if you have your kid in there in the locker room.

00:22:30.000 Were you just born like one hour ago?

00:22:33.000 Yeah, if I'm at a public pool and there's a changing room, I couldn't care less if my kids see an adult penis, my son's.

00:22:41.000 You don't think that's normal?

00:22:44.000 It's not ideal.

00:22:46.000 What do you mean, ideal?

00:22:47.000 It's not ideal.

00:22:48.000 That's not, if you could opt out of that and say, how about you see no penises?

00:22:53.000 No, no.

00:22:54.000 You see tons of penises as a young man in a non-sexual way in a changing room, Ryan.

00:23:00.000 God damn it.

00:23:01.000 Did you grow up in a cucumber jar?

00:23:03.000 Like, don't you know anything?

00:23:05.000 A pickle jar.

00:23:07.000 You don't just jar a cucumber.

00:23:08.000 What do you think a pickle is?

00:23:10.000 It's a retired cucumber.

00:23:12.000 Fair enough.

00:23:12.000 It's a trans pickle.

00:23:14.000 No, but it's nobody sane has a problem with your eight-year-old girl at a woman's changing room at a public pool or a waters park or something seeing other ladies' tits and pubes.

00:23:28.000 That's a human body.

00:23:30.000 We're not talking about that.

00:23:31.000 We're talking about the disproportionate risk of there being sexual harm done to a child when the genders are reversed.

00:23:39.000 And we have men's dicks in young girls' faces.

00:23:43.000 Young girls shouldn't see dicks.

00:23:45.000 Boys, in an asexual way, yeah, dick it up.

00:23:51.000 Denitalia mean anything about gender, okay?

00:23:55.000 Genitalia does not mean if somebody's sexualizing somebody else's genitalia, that's on them.

00:24:00.000 That's on that woman.

00:24:02.000 No, no, no.

00:24:03.000 We don't know what his motives were, and we don't want to risk it.

00:24:07.000 It's highly possible that he was just changing, and he's under the impression he's a woman, and he wasn't doing anything sexual.

00:24:14.000 I'm not risking that, thanks.

00:24:16.000 It's called playing the odds.

00:24:18.000 Like the fight I had with my daughter.

00:24:20.000 I'm not saying that a Cub Scout leader is definitely going to rape a kid, but the risks are disproportionately high with that demographic, so why risk it?

00:24:27.000 It's like Israel.

00:24:29.000 When you go there, they ask you a few questions.

00:24:33.000 And they don't have the same kind of screening that it's in many ways, it's more casual than it is in America, but they catch every single terrorist because they're not worried about being politically correct.

00:24:45.000 They play the odds.

00:24:51.000 They're not trying to sexually look after her.

00:24:56.000 So we got a letter about it.

00:24:58.000 Let me give you a quick synopsis of the WESPA July 3rd protest in L.A. Antifa arrived at 9 a.m. in front of the WESPA, and Patriots trickled in later on 11 a.m.

00:25:09.000 But we beat one by one without an LAPD presence to neutralize Antifa.

00:25:14.000 But we beaten one by one?

00:25:17.000 Please read your fucking letters to me before you hit send.

00:25:20.000 So that's 2-9.

00:25:21.000 This is the first video.

00:25:23.000 I heard Antifa got their ass handed to them by the cops eventually.

00:25:26.000 That's good to hear.

00:25:27.000 For a change.

00:25:28.000 Yeah.

00:25:29.000 Oh, so that's the live leaker guy, Iced T. Yo, we here in front of the spa.

00:25:37.000 I'm not going to be doing comments today.

00:25:40.000 I don't care.

00:25:41.000 Can you scroll to it getting good?

00:25:48.000 You know, I got to say, poor We Spa.

00:25:51.000 Damned if you do, damned if you don't.

00:25:54.000 If they ban the trans person, then Antifa smashes their windows.

00:25:58.000 If they don't, kids get raped.

00:25:59.000 I would just take the broken windows.

00:26:06.000 All right, that was boring.

00:26:09.000 I think you young people have too much time on your hands.

00:26:11.000 Am I supposed to watch all that?

00:26:12.000 How long was that?

00:26:13.000 Half an hour?

00:26:14.000 Well, then on July 17th, the same Antifa presence was met with much more organizing and angry patriot crowd, in addition to the LAPD striking both sides with their batons.

00:26:26.000 I know it's late.

00:26:28.000 Many of you guys have been seeing things already happen at Wiesba.

00:26:39.000 Not the best optics, Antifa.

00:26:41.000 You're arguing for the rights of trans women to dangle their penises in kids' faces.

00:26:48.000 I can't believe it never occurred to you that it's normal for kids to be in a changing room with men.

00:27:08.000 All right, boring.

00:27:09.000 That was a waste of time.

00:27:12.000 I have better clips here.

00:27:14.000 Jump to 3-3.

00:27:16.000 Antifa gets it in the belly, this says.

00:27:18.000 That's always good to hear.

00:27:21.000 I guess this is the Daily Beast would call this, me lusting for violence.

00:27:25.000 No, I'm lusting for what you call equity in violence, where you guys get a taste of it too.

00:27:31.000 Oh yeah, that was played a million times.

00:27:34.000 And again, who is it?

00:27:35.000 It's Broads.

00:27:37.000 Fat, out-of-shape women are burning down churches, attacking people, defending trans, defending pedophiles.

00:27:47.000 Go to 3-4.

00:27:55.000 Police clash with Antifa counter-protesting at the Wii Spa after several smoke bombs and water bottles were thrown.

00:28:00.000 So they had two demonstrations about this.

00:28:03.000 Like, hey, Antifa, if you're doing optics, find like a trans person who is fag-bashed or something and say, this has to stop.

00:28:10.000 These people are human.

00:28:11.000 That's a much better cause than that disgusting, psychotic creep with the knife who dangled his dick in front of a child's face.

00:28:20.000 You're fighting for the rights of pedophiles right now.

00:28:28.000 They're sick of it, the cops.

00:28:30.000 And if you go to Daily Mail, this is what the Daily Mail does.

00:28:35.000 They don't want to get sued, so they can't lie.

00:28:37.000 So what they do is they have the fag bashers as the header, and they know no one reads to the very bottom, and then at the very bottom, they say the truth.

00:28:46.000 This is, sorry, 3-2.

00:28:49.000 LAPD confirms 40 arrested during violent transgender rights protest, where members of Proud Boys and Antifa clashed outside of Koreatown Spa.

00:29:01.000 Now, when you read that, you just go, oh, okay, so one group wants transgender people to have rights, and one group wants them dead.

00:29:10.000 Right?

00:29:10.000 LAPD arrested 40 people.

00:29:12.000 They clashed.

00:29:13.000 Videos emerge showing them in full riot gear.

00:29:15.000 Said a statement on Twitter that smoke bombs and other projectiles were thrown at officers.

00:29:19.000 And the way that's phrased, it could be proud boys.

00:29:22.000 Right?

00:29:23.000 Which it wasn't, but that's the phrase.

00:29:24.000 So go back to it, and then you scroll down.

00:29:27.000 By the way, have you noticed that there's no pictures of this fucking guy?

00:29:31.000 It's all just, he just represents this nebulous concept of transgenderism.

00:29:37.000 There's that dumb fat bitch getting it in her gun.

00:29:46.000 What do we got here?

00:29:48.000 They threw water at me and screamed about Jesus and said, so you're a right-wing freak if you don't want kids getting raped.

00:29:56.000 Keep scrolling down.

00:30:04.000 Always tons of weapons confiscated from Antifa.

00:30:07.000 Never are weapons confiscated from Prowl Boys.

00:30:10.000 They just use their fists.

00:30:13.000 And they go to jail for it.

00:30:15.000 What weapons did Max and John have?

00:30:17.000 Actually, they were charged with having weapons.

00:30:19.000 Max was charged with using a deadly weapon, his boot.

00:30:23.000 And then John was charged with having a deadly weapon.

00:30:25.000 He happened to have a pocket knife in his pocket that he wasn't using.

00:30:29.000 It was the same kind of pocket knife used to open envelopes.

00:30:33.000 But then, so you go the way to the bottom.

00:30:36.000 Now at the bottom, we're starting to see the truth.

00:30:39.000 Yeah, look at this.

00:30:41.000 Then they have an interview with her.

00:30:42.000 She's black, by the way, but we can't see her.

00:30:45.000 She's been getting death threats.

00:30:50.000 Just go up a little, tiny bit.

00:30:53.000 Suspicion about the authenticity of the video.

00:30:55.000 What?

00:30:56.000 Police grew to suspect a hoax after failing to find a witness who saw a trans woman at the spa.

00:31:00.000 On Saturday, police declared an unlawful.

00:31:02.000 So now it's all fake?

00:31:03.000 Wait a minute.

00:31:04.000 Go up more.

00:31:09.000 Free-for-all scene.

00:31:10.000 So now they're claiming that the whole thing is fake?

00:31:12.000 That's not true.

00:31:13.000 We have the guy.

00:31:15.000 This has got to be written by a woman.

00:31:17.000 Go back to the top.

00:31:22.000 Christopher Erbhardt and Harriet Alexander.

00:31:24.000 See, chicks are always involved when it's this kind of bullshit.

00:31:27.000 So the narrative is just light years away from the truth.

00:31:34.000 Which brings me to something much bigger.

00:31:38.000 Remember I told you about that black photographer who wanted my daughter's friend to pose and to DM her?

00:31:45.000 And I said, I can't get into it because the police are going to do a sting.

00:31:48.000 I think I've given enough time for the police to do their stinging.

00:31:52.000 So many years ago, I think it was 2013 or 2008, a guy named William Barlow, go to 3.8.

00:32:05.000 Six men were arrested for seeking sexual relations with a minor, right?

00:32:11.000 And this was in Boston.

00:32:13.000 Five arraigned, one sought after stinging.

00:32:15.000 Wait, was that 3.5?

00:32:17.000 3.8.

00:32:18.000 3.8?

00:32:21.000 Is that the article I wanted to use?

00:32:22.000 3.5 is call him out.

00:32:25.000 All right.

00:32:26.000 Six men have been charted.

00:32:28.000 Go back.

00:32:30.000 Yeah, there we go.

00:32:32.000 That's what?

00:32:32.000 3.5?

00:32:34.000 Okay.

00:32:34.000 So, six guys there.

00:32:36.000 Move it over because I'm hiding him.

00:32:38.000 Look at the black guy.

00:32:39.000 That's William Barlow, right?

00:32:42.000 Now, save that face because we're going to do a comparison.

00:32:45.000 Now, I emailed you a picture of a guy named Sue Hale.

00:32:51.000 S-U-H-A-Y-L.

00:32:54.000 There he is.

00:32:55.000 Now, go back to the other picture.

00:32:58.000 Go back, back, back, back, if you can do that.

00:33:01.000 Blink blank, blink, blank would be the sound of it.

00:33:03.000 We'll do a blink, blank, blink, blank.

00:33:04.000 Blink, blank, blink, blank.

00:33:05.000 Like an indicator in French is a clique noton.

00:33:09.000 Blink.

00:33:09.000 Clique no ton.

00:33:10.000 Blanc.

00:33:11.000 Okay?

00:33:12.000 Blink.

00:33:13.000 So that's William Barlow, and he was one of six men arrested.

00:33:17.000 What's the date on that?

00:33:18.000 2012?

00:33:18.000 Yeah, in Boston trying to have sex with minors.

00:33:21.000 And what the police did is they posed as minors online, and then they'd say, you know, let's fuck.

00:33:25.000 And the guys would go over there, and then they would arrest them when they arrived at the location because they had all the chat logs.

00:33:32.000 Now, this guy allegedly, I've got to be careful here, has to register as a sex offender.

00:33:38.000 And if you go to 3.6, you can see that the Cambridge, Massachusetts registry includes a guy named William Barlow.

00:33:46.000 He also has his aliases.

00:33:48.000 Sage, Crispus, Barlow, Will, Azan, Suhale.

00:33:56.000 Right?

00:33:56.000 You see Suhale at the end there?

00:33:58.000 Yeah.

00:33:58.000 Okay.

00:33:59.000 Now, let's go to some older thing called Deviation.

00:34:06.000 Unfortunate name.

00:34:08.000 And in the photo credits, we have a guy calling himself William in quotes Sue Hale Barlow.

00:34:18.000 So that's the photo credit right there.

00:34:21.000 So William Barlow looks like this guy, Sue Hale.

00:34:25.000 He's a photographer.

00:34:27.000 William Barlow is then linked to this Instagram account.

00:34:30.000 Click on that.

00:34:32.000 Oh.

00:34:33.000 Okay, so if you go back, he now, he's not there.

00:34:38.000 He's not linked to William Barlow there.

00:34:40.000 But if you go to BirdNYC, did I include that link?

00:34:45.000 Yeah, that's 3.9.

00:34:47.000 So go to 3.9, and we have this guy, Sue Hale.

00:34:53.000 Right?

00:34:53.000 And if you click on that, no, click on his website.

00:35:02.000 It's got his phone number there, a bunch of stuff.

00:35:04.000 And what he does is he takes pictures of a lot of dudes, too, to, I believe, to obfuscate it and to make it look like he's just a photographer.

00:35:14.000 If you are registered as a sex offender or you've ever been arrested for anything involving minors, isn't it the law that you can't go near minors ever again?

00:35:23.000 It should be.

00:35:25.000 But go back to his Instagram page.

00:35:27.000 This guy is constantly photographing young girls.

00:35:32.000 Look at those girls.

00:35:35.000 Scroll down some more.

00:35:36.000 There he is.

00:35:37.000 That's William Barlow.

00:35:38.000 That's not William Barlow.

00:35:43.000 Keep going.

00:35:45.000 Oh, I think he deleted it.

00:35:47.000 He had this woman who was almost nude.

00:35:50.000 And she definitely looks underage.

00:35:53.000 She's wearing a transparent top.

00:35:54.000 You can see her nipples.

00:35:57.000 Oh, I think he's taken it down.

00:35:59.000 Yeah, he has.

00:36:00.000 The ones on the top are young as hell.

00:36:02.000 Yes.

00:36:03.000 Look at that.

00:36:05.000 And what does he say there?

00:36:06.000 What's the caption in that one?

00:36:11.000 I can't read it.

00:36:13.000 It wasn't long ago.

00:36:15.000 It wasn't long ago you.

00:36:16.000 Here we go.

00:36:17.000 It wasn't long ago you couldn't stand this close.

00:36:19.000 The apple is open.

00:36:20.000 Resume the post, bird.

00:36:22.000 Per usual, doing the most.

00:36:24.000 What you want?

00:36:24.000 Some casual shit?

00:36:25.000 Mastermind of model.

00:36:26.000 Good times.

00:36:27.000 I take my flowers.

00:36:28.000 I never wait for it.

00:36:30.000 Make it an orchid.

00:36:31.000 That's color purple.

00:36:32.000 Flick.

00:36:33.000 Whoopee.

00:36:35.000 If you had to decode that, I take my flowers.

00:36:39.000 I never wait for it.

00:36:41.000 You'd never wait for them to bloom?

00:36:43.000 So I think every single woman he photographs, I want you to do this.

00:36:48.000 I'm banned from everything.

00:36:50.000 I want you to go on Instagram and make sure every woman he photographs knows who William Barlow is.

00:36:56.000 This person has to be exposed.

00:36:58.000 He's a sexual predator.

00:37:01.000 And I know a mom who called him on his phone, and he had this total arrogant attitude of like, what the fuck?

00:37:07.000 Fuck you, bitch.

00:37:08.000 I'm a photographer.

00:37:09.000 Mind your own fucking business.

00:37:10.000 Instead of like what you'd think most pedophiles would be, which is, oh shit, take down my fucking social media.

00:37:16.000 I don't want to get caught.

00:37:16.000 I don't want to get arrested.

00:37:18.000 He should be arrested.

00:37:19.000 If William Barlow is Sue Hale, and it sure as fuck looks like it is, then he should be arrested.

00:37:26.000 Why is he around kids?

00:37:28.000 Why is he around young women?

00:37:30.000 Defend the children.

00:37:34.000 So please find him on Instagram, blow up his spot, and make sure all of the models find out who the fuck William Barlow is.

00:37:43.000 And make sure he doesn't work again.

00:37:47.000 Why is a pedophile allowed to be near children?

00:37:52.000 Those girls look like they're fucking 17.

00:37:56.000 And the girl he approached, the reason this guy came across from my radar is she's 16.

00:38:01.000 So he was just, I have proof, he was just approaching a 16-year-old.

00:38:05.000 And he did this thing where he was like, DM me, DM me.

00:38:08.000 Which I believe is a legal thing where he can say, I didn't contact her.

00:38:12.000 She contacted me.

00:38:13.000 Scroll down on that picture.

00:38:16.000 See, you get this if you Google image him.

00:38:21.000 Suhail Azan, he's called, which is exactly like that guy next door in Westchester, who was on there complaining about racism in America.

00:38:38.000 And then one of the housewives researches him and discovers that he was raping prisoners when he worked at fucking Rikers or whatever.

00:38:50.000 Do you remember that?

00:38:52.000 Yeah, I keep trying to look for that.

00:38:55.000 You used to remember the first name.

00:38:56.000 Ruben Garcia?

00:38:58.000 Yeah, that's it.

00:38:58.000 Ruben.

00:38:59.000 I think I had it here because I like to bring him.

00:39:02.000 No, he's black.

00:39:04.000 He's black guy, right?

00:39:05.000 But it was Ruben.

00:39:06.000 Here it is.

00:39:07.000 Ilhan.

00:39:08.000 Yeah.

00:39:09.000 Ruben Ila.

00:39:10.000 R-U-B-E-N-I-L-L-A.

00:39:14.000 Ruben Ila.

00:39:17.000 And he was on there talking about racism.

00:39:19.000 And then one of the housewives researches him and they go, are you not a serial rapist?

00:39:26.000 Because if you fuck prisoners, consent is impossible.

00:39:29.000 So you're a rapist.

00:39:30.000 And he did it more than once.

00:39:32.000 So this guy's sitting there preaching.

00:39:33.000 He's got a white girlfriend looking after the white kid.

00:39:37.000 Who knows how the biological father is?

00:39:39.000 He must be really happy about a sexual predator living with his son.

00:39:45.000 And so all the housewives who had been kissing his ass, they love a black man telling them what to do.

00:39:49.000 It's almost sexual.

00:39:52.000 They go, that's a very dangerous allegation.

00:39:55.000 How dare you accuse him of that?

00:39:57.000 You better know what you're talking about.

00:39:59.000 And the housewife was like, I do.

00:40:02.000 She's got to defend the children here.

00:40:03.000 The liberals, liberals, this is the theme of today's show.

00:40:06.000 Liberals and political correctness leave our children unsafe.

00:40:10.000 And this is what was happening.

00:40:11.000 So he then comes up with a post he puts on next door that says, extreme ownership in all caps.

00:40:20.000 And he bravely and proudly concedes that he does have a sexual predator past.

00:40:27.000 And you know what they do?

00:40:28.000 They say, you are so brave.

00:40:32.000 Pardon et moi?

00:40:34.000 You are so brave to own your raping.

00:40:38.000 What is all this called?

00:40:40.000 It's what Donald Trump Jr. would call liberal privilege.

00:40:44.000 Black privilege, too.

00:40:46.000 Like this guy, Van Jones, 1-8.

00:40:50.000 Got a good flow going here today.

00:40:52.000 All the stories are linking together.

00:40:53.000 It's like an episode of Mr. Show.

00:40:56.000 Jeff Bezos gave Van Jones $100 million because he wants to support people who are trying to bring the races together.

00:41:03.000 Van Jones said white people have a virus in their minds.

00:41:09.000 Click on that?

00:41:10.000 I thought that came with a video or a picture.

00:41:12.000 No?

00:41:17.000 Wait, what's that?

00:41:18.000 It's not the white racist we have to worry about.

00:41:25.000 Oh, so he's like, yeah, this is supposed to be defending him, but he's saying that white people are evil, especially white liberals.

00:41:35.000 They're evil.

00:41:36.000 So that's a career ruiner.

00:41:38.000 Imagine I said black people have a virus in their mind.

00:41:42.000 Well, I mean, I'd have to have my own website where you can only see me behind a paywall and I'd be banned from everything.

00:41:48.000 So we get banned for much less.

00:41:50.000 But liberal privilege, black privilege, means they can say something like that and still receive $100 million.

00:41:56.000 Jeff Bezos must have said to his researchers, hey, can you just Google this guy and make sure he's never fucking raped a kid or something?

00:42:02.000 I'm about to give him $100 million.

00:42:04.000 And that must have come up.

00:42:05.000 I'm sure if you do Van Jones controversy in Google, that comes up.

00:42:09.000 And he must have went, yeah, everyone likes him.

00:42:12.000 He's black.

00:42:13.000 Just do it.

00:42:15.000 It's not so important what the truth is.

00:42:18.000 It's not reality isn't important.

00:42:19.000 It's perception over reality.

00:42:21.000 And the perception of Van Jones is that he's a good guy who cares.

00:42:26.000 And he cried once about racism.

00:42:29.000 Remember that embarrassing fucking...

00:42:32.000 I want him to get canceled for this just as a dude.

00:42:35.000 He should be kicked out of the men's club.

00:42:37.000 That was a 1-7.

00:42:40.000 The worst cry.

00:42:41.000 Remember we talked about this before?

00:42:42.000 No, the I can't breathe.

00:42:49.000 I couldn't be his friend if we were friends after this.

00:42:51.000 Well, it's easier to be a parent this morning.

00:42:53.000 It's easier to be a dad.

00:42:56.000 It's easier.

00:42:57.000 This blackting got him the $100 million award.

00:43:02.000 Fuck the Academy Awards.

00:43:03.000 You get $100 million in Black Ding if you can fake cry.

00:43:07.000 And the Bezos goes to Van Jones for crying like a bitch.

00:43:12.000 It matters.

00:43:14.000 Crying like a bitch award goes to...

00:43:16.000 Being a good person.

00:43:18.000 It matters.

00:43:18.000 You know, I can't breathe.

00:43:20.000 That's my favorite.

00:43:21.000 And it's easier for a whole lot of people.

00:43:24.000 If you're a Muslim in this country, you don't have to worry if the president doesn't want you here.

00:43:30.000 If you're an immigrant, you don't have to worry if the president's going to be happier to have babies snatched away.

00:43:36.000 Babies snatched away.

00:43:38.000 Just stop.

00:43:39.000 The fucking narrative of the left, like these lawn signs that say, kindness is everything.

00:43:45.000 No human is illegal.

00:43:47.000 Your vocabulary is infantile.

00:43:50.000 You have an adolescent nomenclature.

00:43:54.000 Grow the fuck up.

00:43:56.000 Babies snatched away?

00:43:59.000 This is sub-Disney.

00:44:01.000 These are children's fairy tales.

00:44:05.000 Black Lives Matter?

00:44:06.000 What the fuck planet are you on?

00:44:09.000 You think cops don't think Black Lives Matter?

00:44:12.000 You fucking moron?

00:44:14.000 That's not how adults think.

00:44:17.000 Have you ever heard of nuance?

00:44:20.000 Could you be more fucking juvenile?

00:44:23.000 The president wants to snatch babies away?

00:44:27.000 This is for six-year-olds.

00:44:30.000 You're an imbecile.

00:44:32.000 Love is love.

00:44:34.000 Why don't you just say it is what it is?

00:44:39.000 I'm embarrassed.

00:44:40.000 Aren't you embarrassed?

00:44:42.000 No human is illegal.

00:44:45.000 I just said that.

00:44:46.000 You know, I'm saying it again because I think it bears repeating.

00:44:49.000 Puppies are cute.

00:44:51.000 In this house, we believe puppies are cute.

00:44:54.000 Hugs feel nice.

00:44:55.000 Don't be mean.

00:44:57.000 Jerks are jerks.

00:45:00.000 Mondays, TGIF.

00:45:06.000 I like friends.

00:45:07.000 I don't like enemies.

00:45:11.000 Back up for no reason.

00:45:15.000 100 million bucks.

00:45:18.000 Vindication for a lot of people who have really suffered.

00:45:24.000 You know, I can't breathe.

00:45:26.000 You know, that wasn't just George Floyd.

00:45:29.000 That was a lot of people that felt that they couldn't breathe.

00:45:32.000 Every day you're waking up.

00:45:33.000 you're getting these tweets and you just don't know.

00:45:36.000 And you're going to the store and people who have been afraid to show their racism are getting nastier and nastier to you.

00:45:44.000 And you're worried about your kids.

00:45:45.000 And you're worried about your sister.

00:45:47.000 And can she just go to Walmart and get back into her car without somebody saying something to her?

00:45:54.000 Well, well, well, we got a nigger in Walmart.

00:45:57.000 That happens all the time.

00:45:59.000 Looky here, boys.

00:46:01.000 It's Rashida Van Jones.

00:46:03.000 Van Jones' cunt black sister.

00:46:07.000 That guy's throat would be so sore.

00:46:08.000 You think you can wander in Walmart.

00:46:13.000 Are white people even allowed in Walmart?

00:46:15.000 Yes.

00:46:16.000 But they have to wear like Tabasco hot sauce sweatpants.

00:46:20.000 This, hey, man.

00:46:22.000 Don't front.

00:46:23.000 There's a lot of hustles out there.

00:46:25.000 This hustle got him 100 mil more money than he can spend in a lifetime.

00:46:29.000 For them, it's not a good day.

00:46:30.000 So, but for a whole lot of people, obviously, it's black privilege is pandering to give Van Jones $100 million.

00:46:37.000 It's basically saying, I'm not racist.

00:46:40.000 And I got this vibe at the recent town hall that Joe Biden totally blew.

00:46:51.000 Holy shit, was it bad?

00:46:53.000 Don Lemon's not smart.

00:46:55.000 And you have to be smart to be on the stage with Joe Biden.

00:46:58.000 You know why?

00:46:59.000 Because you have to translate what he's saying.

00:47:01.000 And it's like learning another language.

00:47:04.000 I believe that I could do it.

00:47:06.000 I could get on stage with Biden and go, you're talking about the FDA and how it's important young people get the vaccine eventually because we could have a new deviant.

00:47:21.000 Crowd roars.

00:47:23.000 It's like a spelling bee.

00:47:25.000 It's like a riddle.

00:47:27.000 I speak Biden.

00:47:28.000 You like Colombo, though.

00:47:30.000 Like, it takes some powers.

00:47:31.000 There's one thing that's bothering me.

00:47:33.000 My wife's a huge fan.

00:47:35.000 However.

00:47:38.000 They hire you, but he's highly controversial.

00:47:41.000 He's not a Biden supporter.

00:47:42.000 He's banned on every social media.

00:47:44.000 You know what I should have done?

00:47:45.000 I created the Proud Boys, but he's the only one qualified.

00:47:48.000 Don't have me there in person because you'll get too much shit.

00:47:50.000 But just give me an earpiece for Don.

00:47:52.000 Oh, he's talking about the FDA.

00:47:55.000 But look at the way.

00:47:56.000 So this black privilege, this sort of pandering, this sort of shit-lib safari, look at the way he's talking to Don Lamont in this 1.5.

00:48:04.000 It's got a real patronizing tone.

00:48:07.000 Wait, is that the right one?

00:48:08.000 Are you sure you're at 1.5?

00:48:11.000 Or if...

00:48:12.000 Oh, here we go.

00:48:15.000 You're usually wrong.

00:48:18.000 Yeah, look.

00:48:19.000 Just like the other question that's illogical.

00:48:21.000 And I've heard you speak about it because I'm not being solicitous, but you're always straight up about what you're doing.

00:48:28.000 And that's whether or not.

00:48:31.000 You see that?

00:48:32.000 He doesn't watch Don Lamont.

00:48:34.000 He doesn't know who the fuck Don Lamont is.

00:48:36.000 That's just another Van Jones.

00:48:38.000 I want to direct some goodwill to a famous black person.

00:48:42.000 Can you find me one?

00:48:43.000 We got this guy, Don Lamont.

00:48:45.000 Okay.

00:48:45.000 I don't give a shit.

00:48:46.000 Get him out there.

00:48:47.000 I'll flatter him, and it'll make me look good.

00:48:51.000 We should be in a position where you are, why can't the experts say we know that this virus is, in fact, it's going to be,

00:49:07.000 or excuse me, we know why all the drugs approved are not temporarily approved, but permanently approved.

00:49:13.000 That's underway, too.

00:49:14.000 I expect that to occur quickly.

00:49:15.000 Well, that means, you mean for the FDA?

00:49:17.000 For the FDA.

00:49:18.000 It's underway.

00:49:19.000 Okay, that's the test.

00:49:21.000 Just see if you get the job.

00:49:22.000 Hoard on.

00:49:23.000 What was that mean?

00:49:24.000 Hoard on.

00:49:26.000 Oh, you're talking to me?

00:49:27.000 Yeah.

00:49:28.000 So right now we have the virus is temporarily approved as effective and we're still proceeding with some caution.

00:49:41.000 He is saying we are not far from a point where this virus, this vaccine is permanently approved and we can go through it on a global stage in a big way.

00:49:54.000 I actually like what he says when somebody says it.

00:49:59.000 It's globalism.

00:50:03.000 I just had a great globalism montage also.

00:50:07.000 But anyway, go back.

00:50:10.000 Oh, sorry, sorry.

00:50:12.000 So let's look at his town hall.

00:50:14.000 So that was at the town hall that nobody came to.

00:50:16.000 This is the most popular president in history, biggest voter turnout ever.

00:50:21.000 Okay, so it'll be bigger than Trump, I assume.

00:50:24.000 We've seen Trump when he goes to Florida or Long Island or Indiana.

00:50:29.000 It's Rolling Stones in Rio.

00:50:32.000 It's just oceans and oceans of people.

00:50:35.000 So if Biden's better than him, then we should see oceans and oceans and mountains and mountains of people.

00:50:40.000 No, it looks like a chick from Sleater Kinney is doing an acoustic set in Portland.

00:50:48.000 It looks like a book reading by who's that level of author?

00:50:54.000 David Cross.

00:50:56.000 Amber Tamblin is doing a poetry reading.

00:50:58.000 That's what that looks like to me.

00:51:01.000 But go to 1-3.

00:51:05.000 I think this is a new shirt.

00:51:07.000 We can't keep up with shirt production here.

00:51:11.000 Listen to the fucking...

00:51:14.000 Okay, I mean, you seem, no, it works.

00:51:18.000 Or the mom and dad.

00:51:21.000 Or the neighbor, or when you go to church, or when you're...

00:51:24.000 No, I really mean it.

00:51:26.000 There are trusted interlocutors.

00:51:28.000 Think of the people.

00:51:29.000 If your kid wanted to find out whether or not there were, there's a man on the moon or, you know, something, or, you know, whether those aliens are here or not.

00:51:40.000 You know, who are the people they talk to beyond the kids who love talking about it?

00:51:44.000 Are you okay?

00:51:44.000 I mean, you seem.

00:51:47.000 No, it works.

00:51:50.000 Want me to translate that for you?

00:51:53.000 Good luck, but yes.

00:51:55.000 We need to start monitoring misinformation, whether it's texts, The internet anywhere because right now, if kids want to find out about space travel or things that seem controversial or even linked to conspiracy theories, they're going to be getting it from bad sources.

00:52:13.000 So we need to monitor these bad sources to make sure that the information they're getting is true and valid.

00:52:20.000 And then, of course, while we're there, we'll make sure they don't say anything bad about me or any of my globalist plans.

00:52:28.000 Let's see him talk to Don Lamon again.

00:52:33.000 1-4.

00:52:37.000 The other question is illogical, and I've heard you speak about it because I'm not being solicitous, but you're always straight up about what you're doing.

00:52:46.000 And the question is whether or not you should be in a position.

00:52:49.000 Wait, go down this.

00:52:50.000 He has a whole bunch of them.

00:52:59.000 No, look, here's the deal.

00:53:00.000 Moody's today, when our Wall Street firm, not some liberal think tank, said if we pass the other two things I'm trying to get done, we will in fact reduce inflation.

00:53:11.000 Reduce inflation.

00:53:12.000 Makes sense.

00:53:12.000 Reduce more money and reduce inflation.

00:53:16.000 Good opportunities.

00:53:18.000 The less value the dollar has, the more value the dollar has.

00:53:22.000 That's Biden logic.

00:53:24.000 Go ahead.

00:53:26.000 Who in fact are going to be reinvested?

00:53:27.000 I want to see the other one.

00:53:31.000 But folks, the rest of the world's wondering about us.

00:53:35.000 Those of you who travel abroad, not a joke.

00:53:38.000 Not a joke.

00:53:40.000 You asked, you know, when I went to this G7, all the major democracies, I walked in and I know a lot of them because of my role in the past.

00:53:50.000 And they walk in and I said, America's back.

00:53:52.000 And they go, I'm serious, heads of state.

00:53:54.000 I give you my word as a Biden.

00:53:56.000 I said, are you really back?

00:53:59.000 I mean, how can I, we believe you, Joe, but will the country ever get it together?

00:54:05.000 I talked to Xi.

00:54:06.000 Xi Jinping.

00:54:08.000 They said, are you really back?

00:54:09.000 Because you're not making any sense.

00:54:12.000 And America is the global laughingstock right now because of this guy.

00:54:17.000 Right or left.

00:54:20.000 Go down to 19 to see one of his peers speak exactly like he does.

00:54:29.000 This is his demographic.

00:54:31.000 This is who relates to him.

00:54:34.000 It is whether or not we should be in a position where you are.

00:54:40.000 Why can't the experts say we know that this virus is in fact we know why all the drugs approved are not temporarily approved,

00:55:07.000 but permanently approved.

00:55:09.000 You want him to do so much you can do anything.

00:55:18.000 Okay, just a couple more because we're getting depressing here.

00:55:24.000 They play Hail to the Chief when he walks into a room and he says, you know what he says to us?

00:55:30.000 He says, help.

00:55:33.000 I don't belong here.

00:55:35.000 You think that you're laughing at this laughing stock?

00:55:38.000 Imagine being the actual laughingstock.

00:55:40.000 I'm petrified up here on stage.

00:55:43.000 I have no idea what I'm doing.

00:55:45.000 I have brain damage.

00:55:47.000 My brain has been in a bowl.

00:55:50.000 My skull has been removed.

00:55:52.000 They've played with my brain.

00:55:54.000 So his brain wasn't in a bowl.

00:55:56.000 The top of his head was.

00:55:57.000 And then they popped it back on like a big fat yamuka and sewed him up.

00:56:03.000 And the doctor said, it's possible you'll start losing motor functions and your ability to think cognitively in about 10 years.

00:56:12.000 Guess where we are, folks?

00:56:14.000 We're in a doctor's premonition.

00:56:16.000 Go ahead.

00:56:18.000 Turn it up.

00:56:28.000 Thank you.

00:56:29.000 Every time I hear that, I wonder when he's coming.

00:56:34.000 When I hear hail to the chief, I wonder when he's coming.

00:56:39.000 Where is the chief?

00:56:40.000 She's behind you, sir.

00:56:44.000 I'm not the chief, is what he just said to the world.

00:56:47.000 I wonder when he's coming.

00:56:48.000 Don't hail me.

00:56:49.000 I don't know what the fuck I'm doing.

00:56:51.000 Where's the chief?

00:56:55.000 This one's interesting.

00:56:57.000 So, you know, adrenochrome?

00:56:59.000 There are a lot of some Info News guys.

00:57:02.000 I know one guy actually who believes in adrenochrome.

00:57:04.000 And that is they torture children, get the adrenaline going, and then they drink their blood.

00:57:09.000 It's a crazy fucking theory.

00:57:11.000 There's 331 million people in America.

00:57:13.000 I would say 32 believe that the elites suck the blood of children.

00:57:20.000 They do do blood transfusions with teenage blood, but like drinking the blood of children that have been tortured and then killed, very fucking rare you're going to find someone.

00:57:31.000 How hard is it to find someone who wants to defund the police?

00:57:35.000 I'm going to say that's about a third of America.

00:57:38.000 That's about 100 million people.

00:57:41.000 So go to 2-1 and we'll see Joe Biden not knowing the difference between 100 million and 35.

00:57:51.000 Why are people who in the Democratic Party?

00:57:54.000 Why are people in the Republican Party who think we're sucking the blood on a kid?

00:57:59.000 I'm not sure.

00:58:00.000 Are there people in the Democratic Party who know that Republican president?

00:58:04.000 He walks away in a nailed-it way, like slam dunk.

00:58:10.000 Yeah, we have people, we have 100 million weirdos, but you have 35 weirdos.

00:58:14.000 So weirdos on both sides.

00:58:16.000 There's good and bad people on both sides.

00:58:19.000 This is the beauty of teachers not enforcing mathematics in school, because you can play with the numbers and make 35 look like 100 mil.

00:58:27.000 All right, last one.

00:58:31.000 I actually don't know what this one is.

00:58:34.000 It's my last Biden.

00:58:36.000 No, it's the same one.

00:58:37.000 So, what was 21?

00:58:39.000 Have I got the same one twice?

00:58:42.000 If you look at the link, all right, that's enough fucking Biden.

00:58:51.000 And we got the pedophile covered.

00:58:54.000 By the way, in the midst of all this globalism, it's looking like, go to 4-1.

00:59:02.000 Fauci is a globalist.

00:59:04.000 No, actually, go to 4-0.

00:59:06.000 There's an eerie video going around.

00:59:09.000 Like, people would, before you show it here, hold on a sec.

00:59:12.000 People would say, why does Soros sow these seeds of destruction?

00:59:15.000 Why is he funding Antifa?

00:59:17.000 Why is he funding all these DAs who let Antifa go free?

00:59:20.000 Why does he like riots?

00:59:22.000 And I used to ask that question because I go, you're an entrepreneur, you want money.

00:59:25.000 Isn't it better for the economy to be stable than you make more money?

00:59:29.000 No, no, no.

00:59:29.000 That's a very short-term plan, Gavin.

00:59:31.000 That's short-term thinking.

00:59:33.000 The big picture is let's decimate the West, burn it to the ground while making sure we're on the driving seat, and then we rebuild it in our image with our concepts.

00:59:45.000 Maybe they can speak Esperanza, all the same language.

00:59:48.000 We can have an energy czar that handles all of the energy for all of the Western world.

00:59:54.000 We can have an education czar who handles, it's communism.

00:59:57.000 Globalism is communism, wrought globally.

01:00:02.000 And they're very vocal about it, especially when you put them together in a montage.

01:00:07.000 There's Tony Blair, the man who, his speechwriter admitted, imported Muslims into working class America just to fuck with working class America.

01:00:16.000 I'm sorry, Britons, just to fuck with working class Brits.

01:00:20.000 They imported tons of Muslims as a fuck you.

01:00:23.000 And now we have mass carnage and looting, rape.

01:00:27.000 There was a rape the other day on a beach in England in broad daylight where no one said anything because they didn't want to be seen as racist.

01:00:37.000 Rapist.

01:00:38.000 So rapists can survive because racists cannot.

01:00:43.000 And there's that one that I still can't believe that the guy threw the old woman off the balcony and beat the shit out of her and like broke every bone in her body, then threw her off the balcony and then he couldn't, his case got thrown away because he was under the influence of marijuana.

01:00:57.000 So he couldn't be held accountable.

01:00:59.000 I don't remember that one.

01:01:00.000 I do remember Tommy Robinson had his daughter's ass grabbed by a Pakistani pedophile.

01:01:06.000 He punched the guy and grabbed him and waited for the cops to get there.

01:01:09.000 The cops got there, let the Pakistani go and arrested Tommy Robinson for assault.

01:01:17.000 And that's Tony Blair.

01:01:18.000 And that's him being a globalist, decimating the West so he can build it back better.

01:01:23.000 Let's watch him admit it.

01:01:25.000 It's a very pertinent question to ask how do we build back better?

01:01:29.000 We should build back better or whatever.

01:01:32.000 It is both a safe place and a dangerous place.

01:01:35.000 We must treat this new world order, this new world of COVID.

01:01:40.000 We must treat this new world of COVID, even in our own homes, with a high level of care and caution.

01:01:45.000 Can I ask all...

01:01:47.000 We have a chance to reset the clock and build back better than before.

01:01:51.000 To build back better than before.

01:01:54.000 As the most minimal of symptoms, get tested.

01:01:57.000 Today is the first full day of the New World Order.

01:02:00.000 Outdoor gatherings are...

01:02:02.000 Remember the terrible damage of COVID as we try to build back from this global pandemic.

01:02:08.000 Joe Biden calls it build back better.

01:02:11.000 Build back better.

01:02:13.000 Building back better.

01:02:15.000 To do things differently.

01:02:17.000 To build back better.

01:02:19.000 We're going to build it back better.

01:02:22.000 And build it back better.

01:02:25.000 Is he still around?

01:02:28.000 Start taking all the problems that have been created in education and mental health and start to build back in a positive way.

01:02:37.000 I have launched a booklet called Build Back Better, written after coronavirus.

01:02:44.000 It's about building this country back better.

01:02:48.000 Growing conspiracy following it.

01:02:51.000 It is called the Great Reset.

01:02:53.000 Unprecedented opportunity to rethink and reset the ways in which we live.

01:03:00.000 The Great Opportunity for Reset.

01:03:03.000 The theory even calls Mr. Biden's campaign slogan, Build Back Better, a front for the conspiracy.

01:03:10.000 Build Back Better.

01:03:12.000 Building Back Better.

01:03:13.000 Our economy.

01:03:15.000 Build back Better.

01:03:19.000 All elements of the Great Reset are fundamental to building the future we need.

01:03:24.000 This pandemic has provided an opportunity for a reset.

01:03:30.000 It's a big effort to some would say to build back better.

01:03:36.000 We would say to really have a great reset.

01:03:40.000 Conspiracy.

01:03:41.000 Conspiracy.

01:03:42.000 Conspiracy.

01:03:43.000 It's a very pertinent question to ask companies.

01:03:46.000 Is that it?

01:03:47.000 Yeah.

01:03:49.000 And Fauci's part of this.

01:03:51.000 We know COVID's coming back with a vengeance, especially in 2024 when it's time for the election.

01:03:55.000 Everyone's going to have to stay indoors.

01:03:58.000 You know, they do have this centrifugal test for COVID.

01:04:01.000 And if they spin it more, then they get more COVID.

01:04:04.000 It's just a matter of how much you spin it.

01:04:06.000 And they've been spinning it so much that they found it in Guinness.

01:04:09.000 They found it in Curry.

01:04:11.000 This is the kind of misinformation that Biden wants to stop.

01:04:17.000 This piece in the nation, Yes, the Nation, is so clarifying on this.

01:04:20.000 This isn't about left or right.

01:04:21.000 4 million people are dead, likely because of this research.

01:04:24.000 That's why he deflects and distracts.

01:04:26.000 It's his life work and funny.

01:04:28.000 Go back up to who that is.

01:04:30.000 Yeah, Steve L. Miller, Red Steve's.

01:04:32.000 You got to follow him.

01:04:32.000 He's one of the best journalists around.

01:04:34.000 Him and Pesobic, Ian Miles Chung, Andy No.

01:04:38.000 Great follows.

01:04:39.000 So go down to this picture.

01:04:41.000 His advocacy of gain of function research may have begun with his support for alleviation of the AIDS epidemic, but it got a considerable boost from his service as George W. Bush bioterror czar.

01:04:53.000 He czar.

01:04:55.000 This is what globalists want.

01:04:56.000 And by the way, that's how I define fascism.

01:04:59.000 I see fascism as an economic structure where the dictator says, you are in charge of energy.

01:05:06.000 You, Gavin, are in charge of media.

01:05:08.000 I'm all for fascism if I'm the media czar.

01:05:11.000 You were in charge of education, you were in charge of this department, that department.

01:05:14.000 And they have, you know, like a dozen czars that are their own little mini dictators who handle those particular things.

01:05:21.000 That's fascism to me.

01:05:22.000 It's also communism in many ways.

01:05:25.000 And it's also the core of globalism.

01:05:28.000 Anyway, back to Fauci, who was involved in the Wuhan lab long ago.

01:05:33.000 Fauci okayed funding of the Wuhan lab.

01:05:38.000 He showed a keen interest in strengthening the human immune response to pathogens such as those that cause anthrax and plague.

01:05:46.000 A few years into the Obama administration, one could still encounter Fauci in a 2011 Washington post op-ed, co-signed by Francis Collins, director of the NIH, National Institute of Health, and the virologist Gary Nabel, arguing that the benefits of quote-unquote engineered viruses made it a risk worth taking.

01:06:09.000 Let's engineer viruses.

01:06:11.000 Oh, I hear a lab in Wuhan is engineering viruses.

01:06:14.000 Oh, that sounds good.

01:06:15.000 Let's fund that.

01:06:17.000 It's a risk worth taking.

01:06:19.000 And here we are.

01:06:21.000 The only one that ever questioned him ever was Trump.

01:06:24.000 Everybody else is just blowing him.

01:06:26.000 Trump was the only one to sniff him out and be like, I don't like you anymore.

01:06:31.000 There's something fucking...

01:06:32.000 You're a weird little globalist midget.

01:06:35.000 He's another Harry Potter guy.

01:06:38.000 All right.

01:06:39.000 Let's jump to the mailbag.

01:06:41.000 I got to go get my computer.

01:06:44.000 Ryan, shut up, you don't have a dead.

01:06:49.000 Let's turn our eyes together.

01:06:54.000 Let me touch it.

01:07:00.000 You're not very professional.

01:07:02.000 You don't see Tucker running to get his computer.

01:07:08.000 Who wrote that song, The Mailbag?

01:07:12.000 I think it's another Hispanic named man.

01:07:16.000 The last picture I have on my mail is that unbelievably bad drawing from last night.

01:07:23.000 Yeah.

01:07:25.000 Where the guy sent it many times and insisted we see it.

01:07:29.000 Oh, great.

01:07:30.000 It's doing that thing where it has to load up.

01:07:35.000 Load up.

01:07:36.000 Wait, did you see the thing with Greta Thunberg?

01:07:38.000 I saw her in the globalist thing where she said something based.

01:07:41.000 Like, what's that, Obad?

01:07:42.000 Have you heard from her in a while?

01:07:45.000 No, she's...

01:07:46.000 She did some red pill thing.

01:07:47.000 She became 18 and no one wanted her anymore.

01:07:50.000 I think she's like...

01:07:51.000 She also got caught reading a script from that Indian globalist group in India and they just threw her under the bus.

01:08:00.000 Right?

01:08:01.000 What was the red pill thing she did?

01:08:03.000 I'm looking for it, but it was really like...

01:08:06.000 It was a hard right take.

01:08:08.000 And I was like, wait, what?

01:08:11.000 Yeah.

01:08:23.000 Zach, Ryan sucks.

01:08:28.000 I see that one.

01:08:29.000 Okay.

01:08:29.000 Should we, I mean, do we need any more of that?

01:08:33.000 Most of the time I'm on your side, Ryan, but when I can't watch Compound Censored on Thursday morning because you fucked the upload, I'm pissed.

01:08:41.000 What?

01:08:42.000 That was up that day.

01:08:44.000 Yeah.

01:08:44.000 What are you talking about?

01:08:46.000 Just kidding.

01:08:47.000 Ryan sucks.

01:08:48.000 Giant fucking dill sack, but he grows on you like an incurable fungus.

01:08:54.000 Okay.

01:08:54.000 We both look cool as hell today, by the way.

01:08:57.000 My tie kind of compliments your shirt.

01:08:59.000 Your pocket square complements my shirt.

01:09:00.000 My pocket square complements your pocket square, which complements my shirt.

01:09:03.000 And then we both have a tan blazer suit.

01:09:07.000 I look like the guy on Shark Tank, and you look like a guy pitching something that's already been invented and you didn't know.

01:09:13.000 Sharks.

01:09:14.000 I'm asking for $36,000.

01:09:17.000 It's always like, no, it's always $200,000 for 5%.

01:09:21.000 Right, for 5% of my company.

01:09:22.000 And then they all just immediately go.

01:09:23.000 And then they all do the math and go.

01:09:24.000 You better be good.

01:09:25.000 Wait a minute.

01:09:28.000 22.

01:09:30.000 So that's what?

01:09:31.000 You're saying you're worth like $4 million?

01:09:34.000 What were your sales last year?

01:09:35.000 And they'll either say we had no sales, we just started, or their sales will be like $35,000.

01:09:41.000 What?

01:09:42.000 You're a $4 million company and you make $35,000 a year selling grapple grummits?

01:09:51.000 Every time I watch that shit, I used to watch it religiously, but now I just say, say yes.

01:09:57.000 Say yes.

01:09:58.000 Really?

01:09:59.000 Every time.

01:10:00.000 You got a commercial, you're just on a commercial, you've got a big name, he knows how to make money.

01:10:05.000 Go for the people to accept the offer.

01:10:07.000 If you're so fucking valuable and you're such a great entrepreneur and this is a shit deal, take it.

01:10:13.000 It'll get you started and your next thing will be on.

01:10:15.000 Exactly.

01:10:16.000 Right.

01:10:16.000 Good point.

01:10:17.000 But they're all like, well, what about, can you make that double?

01:10:21.000 And then they'll just walk away.

01:10:22.000 Sorry, that's too much equity, man.

01:10:23.000 This is my baby.

01:10:24.000 Oh, go fuck yourself.

01:10:26.000 What are you doing on the show?

01:10:27.000 They still get huge.

01:10:27.000 Some people know they don't want a deal and they just want the exposure.

01:10:32.000 And they get to say a scene on Shark Tank, and it's huge for them.

01:10:36.000 Hey, Braz, have you ever had any interactions with Nina, Richard Spencer's ex-wife?

01:10:41.000 She's Russian slash Georgian, which makes me worried she's Muslim, but grew up here in Winnipeg.

01:10:47.000 I knew her for a while when she was part of the local metal scene before realizing she's a total nutcase.

01:10:52.000 Always a raging narcissist, but some of the most dangerous curves I've ever seen locally.

01:10:57.000 Just pure buttermilk capacity.

01:10:59.000 She's got that off-white, ethnically ambiguous brunette thing going on that I know Gavin likes.

01:11:04.000 Anyway, she's always had a weird attraction to Nazi types as her old boyfriend in Toronto with some low IQ Polish skinhead piece of shit.

01:11:11.000 She once told me that gay men wear a quote-unquote waste of jeans.

01:11:17.000 She's a big girl.

01:11:19.000 She looks like she's past her prime.

01:11:21.000 She would crack your penis.

01:11:23.000 Richard Spencer's suits are always too small.

01:11:26.000 He's such a weird dresser.

01:11:29.000 Isn't he?

01:11:30.000 Well, but looks like her shirts are too small.

01:11:35.000 Am I right, folks?

01:11:36.000 Yeah, that's not...

01:11:36.000 She's not hot at all.

01:11:38.000 She's brolic.

01:11:42.000 She looks like she's definitely past her prime.

01:11:48.000 really digging all your rants on properly fitting suits, Gavin.

01:11:51.000 You've inspired me to get my first one at 39.

01:11:54.000 Your show is like finishing school for men.

01:11:56.000 Keep up the good work, Gav and Ryan.

01:11:59.000 Hey, Ryan, he adds, did you hear the Steve Vai Passion and Warfare reissue?

01:12:04.000 If not, let me know and I'll send it over.

01:12:06.000 Shred.

01:12:07.000 Nice.

01:12:08.000 I love Steve Vai.

01:12:09.000 Steve, imagine liking Steve Vai.

01:12:12.000 He came up with a new guitar technique, which is like unheard of.

01:12:15.000 That's like, that doesn't happen very often, where he bends the strings individually with each finger.

01:12:20.000 Like he'll bend this way and then bend this one up this way and then bend this one down this way at the same time.

01:12:24.000 It's fucking pretty nuts.

01:12:26.000 It sounds really musical and pleasant to listen to.

01:12:28.000 It is.

01:12:29.000 It goes like a bunch of people.

01:12:29.000 It sounds real catchy, like, don't put another dime in the jukebox.

01:12:37.000 No.

01:12:37.000 Who's better?

01:12:38.000 Steve Vai or Ningi Maumstein?

01:12:41.000 Steve Vai, because he's got a little more flavor.

01:12:43.000 Like, Maumstein just kind of sticks to the neoclassical type stuff.

01:12:47.000 Joint shifting, it's called.

01:12:50.000 His new technique.

01:12:52.000 When I'm away on vacation, we're going to do a whole episode on Ryan's going to handle it.

01:12:57.000 A whole episode on Steve Vai versus Ningi Maumstein.

01:13:00.000 It's going to be a five-hour long episode.

01:13:02.000 Paul Gilbert in there.

01:13:03.000 Of course.

01:13:12.000 Nice.

01:13:15.000 Oh, that's Steve Vai.

01:13:17.000 Oh, sorry.

01:13:19.000 Candle power.

01:13:25.000 Oh, God.

01:13:26.000 It's like anti-music music.

01:13:31.000 All technical and zero joy technology.

01:13:34.000 It is zero.

01:13:35.000 There's soul.

01:13:36.000 There is soul.

01:13:37.000 That's not the best example of soul because it's a demonstration of his new technique.

01:13:41.000 This guy wants us to know that he used my making a boy technique, which is standing doggy, and he made a boy.

01:13:48.000 I'll show it again for the folks at home.

01:13:56.000 You want to go plunging down.

01:13:57.000 You want to go plunging down, plunging down.

01:13:59.000 Plunging down.

01:14:00.000 You probably go to camera.

01:14:01.000 You probably go to camera.

01:14:03.000 Oh, yeah.

01:14:04.000 You plunge down.

01:14:05.000 You plunge down.

01:14:06.000 So you're going much deeper than you would with normal doggy.

01:14:09.000 And you're basically dropping the sperm off at the front door of the eggs.

01:14:14.000 But he made a kid using that.

01:14:16.000 Let's see it.

01:14:23.000 Isn't it weird when kids dance?

01:14:27.000 So it's a genetic trait.

01:14:29.000 It's like a thing.

01:14:30.000 You don't teach kids to dance.

01:14:31.000 Right.

01:14:42.000 How bizarre.

01:14:46.000 All right, that's enough.

01:14:52.000 Video submission, not deep fake.

01:14:57.000 This is one of the few submissions we've had that actually made me LOL.

01:15:03.000 Wow, you can really dance.

01:15:07.000 Wow, you can really dance.

01:15:10.000 He went.

01:15:12.000 He went.

01:15:14.000 The set we've both been dancing all this time.

01:15:16.000 What a coincidence.

01:15:19.000 I want to break free.

01:15:23.000 Let me do a set.

01:15:27.000 Why aren't I looking at the camera?

01:15:31.000 It looks like you're reading the teleprompter.

01:15:32.000 It looks like you're on SNL.

01:15:34.000 Yeah.

01:15:37.000 That's enough.

01:15:40.000 More so you.

01:15:41.000 Send in that picture that someone sent in of me and Anthony.

01:15:46.000 Yeah.

01:15:47.000 Now, that's funny and everything, and those kind of Photoshops aren't meant to look realistic.

01:15:51.000 That's why Kumia looks like he had a stroke, and I look like I'm coming out of a gerbils cunt.

01:15:58.000 But it brought up something interesting that I've always had a huge problem with.

01:16:03.000 And this actual original picture is not guilty of it.

01:16:06.000 I hate movie posters.

01:16:08.000 I hate that you didn't put them all together.

01:16:12.000 They were all together to make the movie, but say you have like six people together.

01:16:17.000 Everyone is obviously photoshopped next to each other, and it looks like they're obviously photoshopped.

01:16:23.000 How can you not just get the actors together?

01:16:26.000 Oh, well, some will be more in focus than the others.

01:16:29.000 Okay.

01:16:29.000 That's how eyeballs work.

01:16:31.000 That's how I want it to be.

01:16:32.000 I have a theory.

01:16:33.000 There's so many.

01:16:34.000 You know a hustle blood?

01:16:35.000 It's this large format camera.

01:16:37.000 You could easily photograph a baseball team and it would look awesome.

01:16:40.000 Even my kids' baseball team.

01:16:42.000 The photographer took individual photos and then he put them all together.

01:16:46.000 And the two short kids on the team are as tall as my son, who's almost as tall as me.

01:16:51.000 So they just look like monster babies with these huge heads.

01:16:55.000 Everyone in the movie should be together.

01:16:58.000 I know why they don't do that.

01:16:59.000 Why don't they do that?

01:17:00.000 So if it's like four, six people, you're going to have somebody who looks at the pictures afterwards and be like, can we take another one?

01:17:06.000 Like, but I don't like the way I look there or that.

01:17:08.000 Too bad.

01:17:09.000 You're my slave.

01:17:10.000 I'm the producer of this movie.

01:17:12.000 But then the agent will fight for me to do it.

01:17:13.000 No, no, no.

01:17:14.000 Ryan, you know how much bullshit press they have to do and how bored they are by it all?

01:17:19.000 Talking to those losers all day to promote their movie?

01:17:22.000 It's torture for them.

01:17:24.000 And they do it.

01:17:25.000 German press.

01:17:26.000 I have to ask you, so when you read the character, what would you have in common with your character, Darren?

01:17:34.000 Are you similar in any ways?

01:17:35.000 They get that question 300 times a day.

01:17:38.000 So you can make him stand for a fucking poster.

01:17:41.000 Once again, Detective Shitty with his terrible theories.

01:17:44.000 But pull up a movie poster, any movie poster.

01:17:47.000 And they're so clearly not together.

01:17:50.000 I hate it.

01:17:53.000 I hate it.

01:17:56.000 While you find that.

01:17:58.000 Okay, well, this one.

01:18:01.000 You're not supposed to.

01:18:02.000 Okay, what about this one?

01:18:03.000 Yeah, that is a perfect example of what I'm talking about.

01:18:07.000 Look how weird she looks.

01:18:09.000 Look how fake that looks.

01:18:10.000 I understand.

01:18:11.000 Maybe, maybe you want to have, you know, London with Ben, and it's hard to get permission to shoot right in front of Big Ben.

01:18:20.000 So maybe we can argue with the background.

01:18:22.000 But like, even though, go back to Furious Nine.

01:18:24.000 That was fake.

01:18:25.000 This was fan-made.

01:18:26.000 Oh.

01:18:27.000 You can tell, because like everybody's like a different color.

01:18:29.000 Oh, he's added himself in there, I think.

01:18:32.000 Yeah.

01:18:33.000 The race is not over.

01:18:34.000 Hear this one?

01:18:35.000 But look at that one.

01:18:37.000 That couldn't look shittier.

01:18:40.000 And if you got them all together, look, she's tiny and he's huge.

01:18:44.000 Yeah, this looks like an official release, but...

01:18:48.000 Like, if you look at John Cena, you're like, oh, this is just hodgepodge.

01:18:51.000 The only thing more annoying than that is when you look at a...

01:18:56.000 At the beginning of the movie, he's at his mom's house and he looks down and he sees a picture of him when he was a kid or something.

01:19:05.000 And it's so obviously Photoshopped.

01:19:09.000 Here, my buddy Phil and I have been sending them to each other for years.

01:19:17.000 Like, this is a perfect example.

01:19:20.000 I'm going to...

01:19:21.000 Shall I email it to you?

01:19:23.000 The airdrop never seems to work.

01:19:25.000 Oh, Gavin's Mac Mini just showed up.

01:19:27.000 Should I try that?

01:19:28.000 Oh, yeah.

01:19:30.000 Waiting.

01:19:31.000 Sending.

01:19:34.000 I'll find you another one.

01:19:35.000 I'm opening it right now.

01:19:37.000 Oh, here's a good one.

01:19:39.000 Airdrop.

01:19:40.000 So what is this from now?

01:19:42.000 Oh, fuck.

01:19:44.000 That's uh.

01:19:46.000 Oh, this is from that movie with um fuckface.

01:19:52.000 Fuckface?

01:19:54.000 Nobody.

01:19:55.000 This is from nobody.

01:19:56.000 Oh, yeah, nobody fucked it up a bunch of times.

01:19:59.000 And, oh, here's a good one.

01:20:01.000 And I used to, you know, I ran a magazine.

01:20:04.000 I know that there's people who can Photoshop insane shit.

01:20:08.000 We had this guy, Dave Girard, I told you about.

01:20:11.000 He could make me Ryan, and you wouldn't see anything.

01:20:15.000 You could zoom in.

01:20:17.000 The lighting would be perfect.

01:20:19.000 Look at that lighting.

01:20:21.000 That couldn't be worse.

01:20:27.000 Wait a minute.

01:20:28.000 Airdrop?

01:20:30.000 Gavin's Mac Mini.

01:20:33.000 This one is especially bad.

01:20:35.000 I think I just sent you The Rock.

01:20:38.000 Yeah.

01:20:39.000 The faces are always overlit, too, so it looks like they have a flashlight on their face.

01:20:45.000 Look at that.

01:20:46.000 Zoom out.

01:20:48.000 That's The Rock as a kid.

01:20:51.000 And for some reason, he has a flashlight on his face.

01:20:54.000 And so does his dad.

01:20:56.000 And they even got to crumple it up.

01:20:58.000 Like, I think my theory is that they spend the budget, 100% of it, and then they go, oh, shit, we need someone who can do Photoshop for this picture scene, but we're out of money.

01:21:09.000 So they just go, my friend's cousin can do it.

01:21:12.000 And you get a piece of garbage like that that yanks you out of the movie.

01:21:19.000 Grateful Dead fans are cops.

01:21:22.000 Gavin and Ryan, we were talking about Grateful Dead last night.

01:21:24.000 Back when I used to drink and drug, I was big into the music festival seeing those places are an open-air drug market and they're like an adult playground for music and inebriation.

01:21:33.000 One sure way to spot a poser and or cop was to look at their shirt.

01:21:37.000 Anyone who wears a Grateful Dead shirt, especially tie-dyed, is a fucking poser or a cop and should be avoided.

01:21:42.000 Even if they aren't a cop, they're probably a douche.

01:21:44.000 This line of thinking followed me into my everyday life.

01:21:47.000 Now, anytime I see someone with a dead shirt on, I'm immediately skeptical of them as a human being.

01:21:52.000 It doesn't matter where I am or what I'm doing.

01:21:54.000 You know, in Westchester, in the burps of New York, Grateful Dead are fucking huge.

01:22:01.000 Now, here's the problem with rich people.

01:22:03.000 They feel uncool, right?

01:22:05.000 And they want to go to the city.

01:22:06.000 They want to have culture.

01:22:08.000 They don't want to like someone rich, like the strokes.

01:22:11.000 They want someone like cool and grungy.

01:22:14.000 So they obsessively wear Grateful Dead tie-dyes.

01:22:18.000 The back of their trucks or their SUVs, they have that whale logo.

01:22:24.000 What's that again?

01:22:26.000 Vineyard Vines.

01:22:28.000 They wear vineyard vines, like a uniform.

01:22:31.000 Grateful dead, also.

01:22:33.000 The Grateful Dead stickers are on their car.

01:22:35.000 They love surfing, even though they don't surf.

01:22:37.000 They love the aesthetic.

01:22:38.000 And guess what the other cool band is for rich people in finance in the suburbs?

01:22:45.000 It's just two bands.

01:22:46.000 Grateful Dead and the Red Hot Chili Peppers.

01:22:51.000 They love the Chili Peps.

01:22:53.000 They're always going to their, anytime they play Madison Square Garden, the trains are full of yuppies going to see them because that's their like badass uplift mofo.

01:23:02.000 They don't like early peppers.

01:23:03.000 They like California cation.

01:23:10.000 This is from Brian.

01:23:12.000 Oh shit, we're going way over today.

01:23:14.000 I heard the call from that Nissan mechanic and the dude is spot on.

01:23:17.000 People just don't want to work.

01:23:18.000 I'm in the mining industry and we have a hard time finding people to come work for us.

01:23:22.000 It's long hours, but the physicality is ridiculously easy.

01:23:26.000 I'll work 60 to 70 hours a week and will make around 100K this week, this year, and wouldn't have it any other way.

01:23:33.000 Maybe I'm an old soul, but my number one priority is making sure that my wife and our baby on the way is taken care of by any means necessary.

01:23:40.000 Thanks for all you.

01:23:44.000 Yeah.

01:23:46.000 Okay, last one.

01:23:47.000 This is funny.

01:23:48.000 Because you got to laugh.

01:23:50.000 I'm scared I depressed you with all that pedophilia and Biden, but the pedophilia is never funny in any context.

01:23:57.000 But the Biden thing's kind of funny.

01:23:59.000 We can't change him.

01:24:00.000 No one's going to assassinate him.

01:24:02.000 So we have no choice but to laugh through the next four years.

01:24:07.000 And someone points out he's exactly like Mr. Doubletalk, who I hadn't heard of before, but the guy has the sprinkles.

01:24:17.000 This is Biden's speech coach.

01:24:21.000 137.

01:24:26.000 Hello, everybody.

01:24:27.000 This is Derwood Venture, but I know the notion that what we have and then I guess really with Boston.

01:24:31.000 And when I say that, and I know I did, I was like, there may be something that we have and then I guess really with the game today.

01:24:36.000 Are you looking for that, maybe?

01:24:40.000 Yeah.

01:24:42.000 Let's start by giving your name and what you do and why, for those of you who are not from this planet.

01:24:47.000 I'm Jason Bay, the left fielder for the Boston Red Sox.

01:24:50.000 Jason, how long have you been with the Red Sox?

01:24:53.000 Just a little bit under a year now.

01:24:55.000 I guess really without them that unit, what we have been, I guess, really, with the Red Sox more probably than any other team, was wondering if that's like what you've seen that that may be something that we look at it as a very positive.

01:25:07.000 I mean, you know, the Red Sox are one of the best teams.

01:25:09.000 Look at the following that we have.

01:25:11.000 I mean, everywhere we go, all these things.

01:25:14.000 They do.

01:25:14.000 I mean, they just seem to follow y'all like rats.

01:25:16.000 Oh, it's a mice.

01:25:18.000 Let's not use rats.

01:25:18.000 Now, listen, let me ask you this, Bobby.

01:25:20.000 Is it Bobby?

01:25:21.000 I mean, I'm...

01:25:22.000 All right, good in.

01:25:23.000 Bobby, what I need to find out, and I guess really what would mean something that, because I've been in Washington long enough to know better, but I was wondering down in Boston, or what we say up in Boston, let's just say in Boston.

01:25:34.000 Has it?

01:25:37.000 Listen, I want to find out.

01:25:38.000 Is it Randy?

01:25:40.000 Who's Randy?

01:25:41.000 No, I'm saying Randy's going to be here in a minute, but I know who you are.

01:25:44.000 Okay.

01:25:44.000 All right, good deal.

01:25:48.000 Everybody that has gone back to batting practice has said yes.

01:25:52.000 We're talking about who?

01:25:54.000 Justin Masterson, Daniel Bard.

01:25:56.000 All right, let me ask both of you to go up to what we have, and then I guess really as that to announcement here with the Red Sox and the Break.

01:26:05.000 And then I want to make you what we have too, in y'all's own words.

01:26:09.000 Why don't you take this one, David?

01:26:12.000 Couldn't hear the question.

01:26:13.000 What'd you say?

01:26:14.000 You talking to me?

01:26:16.000 Keep talking to me.

01:26:18.000 I'm sorry to try to set so long, but it's gold.

01:26:20.000 Big pop.

01:26:22.000 I'm no kidding.

01:26:24.000 John Smoltz, who is with y'all now.

01:26:25.000 John and I are very good friends.

01:26:27.000 Great guy.

01:26:27.000 Yes, I are.

01:26:28.000 He told me to ask you if it would be, if you thought that you needed to do what we had, but then I guess really may be something that we see in Sandlin.

01:26:36.000 And I was just wondering, does that sound like something John would say?

01:26:43.000 Well, bro, yeah.

01:26:47.000 You know, it's great.

01:26:49.000 Everywhere we go, I mean, we get great crowds, especially at home.

01:26:51.000 But, you know, you come here, obviously, you see how many people are here for the Red Sox right now.

01:26:54.000 It's fun.

01:26:55.000 Well, let me ask you this.

01:26:55.000 Here in Atlanta, and we are, we're here at Turner Field.

01:26:58.000 But yeah, that unit, what we have with the NATO with the others, I mean, when I hear me say that, and I know you probably did, I welcome that unit with communication because, as you probably know by now, too, there's just so many words, and they all mean different things nowadays.

01:27:13.000 Yeah, somewhat.

01:27:14.000 I mean, I'm not really sure what you asked me right there, but not either, but I know that we both are in agreement, right?

01:27:20.000 Okay, that's that guy's awesome.

01:27:24.000 Wow, that was great.

01:27:26.000 Those words that I'm saying all have different meanings.

01:27:29.000 All right, let's get at the final video.

01:27:31.000 Yes.

01:27:35.000 So many words.

01:27:47.000 Let's start with the Sally Lightfoot crabs we were discussing the other day.

01:27:51.000 A beautiful animal and a great example of how animals are just fancy plants.

01:27:57.000 This thing is not special.

01:27:59.000 That's a seal's placenta.

01:28:02.000 I mentioned this the other day.

01:28:03.000 That's the Iron Man crab that can go in all different directions.

01:28:06.000 How is this an animal?

01:28:08.000 How is this not just plants?

01:28:11.000 Like, how is this different from coral or like a Venus flytrap?

01:28:17.000 Or a radish?

01:28:18.000 It's akin to machinery.

01:28:20.000 Just a thing that the Earth does.

01:28:22.000 Like, is it bad for me to step on one of these?

01:28:25.000 Why?

01:28:26.000 Because they're kind of cute.

01:28:28.000 What?

01:28:29.000 What's cute about those?

01:28:31.000 They're just insects.

01:28:34.000 It's just an insect feeding on some other insect.

01:28:36.000 That's a cute thing.

01:28:37.000 It's just garbage.

01:28:39.000 Just kill it if you want.

01:28:40.000 I mean, don't be unnecessarily cruel, but I don't care.

01:28:44.000 Don't pluck its legs off and stuff.

01:28:45.000 Yeah, don't torture animals just because animals definitely feel pain.

01:28:50.000 So you should never hurt something, but like, don't rip a branch down off a young tree either.

01:28:57.000 Just garbage.

01:28:59.000 It's just garbage.

01:29:00.000 Speaking of garbage, though, sometimes the garbage owes another piece of garbage money.

01:29:06.000 And the first piece of garbage will hold one piece of garbage there and wait for that to get paid and say, you're not going anywhere till Vinny gets here because you owe both of us several dog treats.

01:29:17.000 This was four or five.

01:29:20.000 What the fuck is going on here?

01:29:22.000 In my comment section, on Paul Stagram.

01:29:25.000 Now he quiet now that we face to face.

01:29:27.000 Now, look at my eyes and reflect, Glare.

01:29:29.000 Keep that same energy play, boy.

01:29:33.000 It's not insane.

01:29:34.000 What was this?

01:29:36.000 He's holding a dog down.

01:29:38.000 Don't try to break this up, Cassandra.

01:29:39.000 He was tough online in my comment section on Paul's the gram.

01:29:44.000 Now he quiet now that we face to face.

01:29:45.000 Mount, look at my eyes and reflect, Glaia.

01:29:48.000 Keep that same energy play, boy.

01:29:50.000 Wow.

01:29:51.000 They're definitely the less garbage of all the animals.

01:29:55.000 All right, last one.

01:29:57.000 I'm determined to end on a good note.

01:30:00.000 This is a weird fight ruined by a pussy.

01:30:03.000 And we're talking here about being brave and standing up for the week.

01:30:06.000 You'll notice the people who don't stand up for the week are weak themselves.

01:30:12.000 And this seems like a silly confrontation that doesn't have to go anywhere until one fucking drunken turd runs in there and rubs his pussy juice all over everyone's day.

01:30:25.000 Okay, so the dog's getting a tizzy.

01:30:28.000 Go back and zoom out.

01:30:30.000 Go back and zoom out.

01:30:38.000 Okay, so you got it.

01:30:40.000 Stop.

01:30:40.000 So you saw that?

01:30:42.000 One dog attacked the other dog.

01:30:43.000 The guy, I guess the boyfriend of the girl's dog.

01:30:47.000 No, he's not fucking the dog.

01:30:49.000 That's the dog owner's boyfriend.

01:30:51.000 And he sort of comes at the dog like, get back.

01:30:53.000 And that pisses off this guy.

01:30:55.000 We can end it now.

01:30:56.000 All right?

01:30:57.000 Don't, your dog sucks.

01:30:58.000 It attacks other dogs.

01:31:00.000 I disciplined it.

01:31:02.000 Maybe that guy's not even with the dog.

01:31:04.000 He just doesn't like seeing dogs get disciplined.

01:31:05.000 He didn't kick the dog or anything, too.

01:31:07.000 And this dumb bitch isn't even paying any attention.

01:31:10.000 She's got her headphones on while her stupid dog attacks people.

01:31:13.000 It's probably neglected, too.

01:31:14.000 That's why it's so weird.

01:31:23.000 He just watched me.

01:31:24.000 He just watched yourself.

01:31:27.000 So watch yourself.

01:31:32.000 You can't be using the GP on Facebook.

01:31:38.000 You don't want that dog eating you, right?

01:31:39.000 You don't want that dog eating, right?

01:31:42.000 Okay, guys.

01:31:43.000 Now de-escalate.

01:31:47.000 Trying to be.

01:31:55.000 Drop it, Baldi.

01:31:58.000 Put your hands up.

01:31:58.000 There we go.

01:31:59.000 It's over.

01:32:00.000 It's over.

01:32:00.000 It's diffused.

01:32:01.000 Now look at this turd with the beer.

01:32:04.000 Look at him.

01:32:05.000 He jumps in.

01:32:08.000 Boom.

01:32:09.000 Worst punch ever.

01:32:11.000 And now he punches the other guy.

01:32:13.000 And look at the guy bleeding like a stuck pig.

01:32:15.000 Go back.

01:32:16.000 We have to see this.

01:32:17.000 That really happened, huh?

01:32:18.000 What are you doing, dude?

01:32:19.000 Who are you?

01:32:22.000 Look at this punch.

01:32:23.000 It's a sucker punch, and it doesn't hurt.

01:32:33.000 He almost falls.

01:32:34.000 And then this guy senses the bald guy's coming in, so he's done what he's always planned to do or been prepared to do, and that's bottle him.

01:32:46.000 A very successful bottling.

01:32:50.000 I guess he's got to go to the hospital now.

01:32:52.000 So now he picks up the bottle.

01:32:53.000 He's got the broken glass.

01:32:55.000 And t-shirt's still there with a beer in his hand.

01:33:00.000 Thanks, t-shirt.

01:33:03.000 Who knows?

01:33:03.000 One of these guys ends up in jail.

01:33:05.000 Then he gets in a fight in jail.

01:33:06.000 Now he's in prison all because of this useless turd.

01:33:10.000 He's like a stuffed animal.

01:33:13.000 Your kids call him Rory.

01:33:16.000 Dad, can you get Rory?

01:33:18.000 Okay, okay, don't worry.

01:33:21.000 My wife's like, make sure you pack Rory.

01:33:23.000 We're going on vacation.

01:33:24.000 And Johnny doesn't sleep well unless he has his drunken idiot.

01:33:31.000 Wait, he did it again.

01:33:32.000 See, that went all dark because they pointed it towards the sun.

01:33:35.000 But he comes at him again from behind.

01:33:40.000 And so the guy chases him.

01:33:44.000 The lighting is very unfortunate here.

01:33:46.000 And so he has allegiance to Bald Guy?

01:33:49.000 Yeah.

01:33:51.000 But he's a pussy.

01:33:53.000 So what he wants to do to show his allegiance to Bald Guy is just these pathetic sucker punches that do nothing but escalate the tension between both of them.

01:33:59.000 When the confrontation was over.

01:34:02.000 Remember I saved your life?

01:34:04.000 You know, you fucking got me bottled.

01:34:07.000 You fucking asshole.

01:34:08.000 I had to spend seven hours at the walk-in clinic getting stitches.

01:34:13.000 You dick.

01:34:14.000 Yeah, this scar on the left side of my head is a symbol of our friendship.

01:34:17.000 He still hasn't put his beer down.

01:34:20.000 Look, he's vying for a good shot from behind.

01:34:25.000 Bottle boy does not want to face this guy one-on-one.

01:34:29.000 Put down your beer.

01:34:29.000 Oh, now he's going to...

01:34:30.000 Look, he got a kick in while he's down.

01:34:34.000 Guys, you've got to watch out for bottle boys.

01:34:36.000 They're around you.

01:34:37.000 The weak, the powerless, the sucker punchers of society are out there.

01:34:43.000 And it's tough because you want to defend the weak.

01:34:46.000 You want to defend the poor like that little dog, like the children.

01:34:49.000 And again, I know you think I hate dogs.

01:34:51.000 I don't have feelings for animals.

01:34:53.000 Dogs are one of the top animals in the world of animals.

01:34:56.000 Okay, calm down.

01:34:57.000 But you want to defend the weak.

01:34:58.000 You want to defend the helpless.

01:34:59.000 And then there's always that guy, that fucking pussy.

01:35:03.000 It's the tattletale journalists at HuffPo and Daily Beast and all these county bitches who write incessantly about prow boys and totally ignore bona fide hate that comes from blacks or Muslims or anyone else that doesn't fit the narrative.

01:35:16.000 So not only are out there trying to defend the weak, you're also watching your back for sucker punches like that.

01:35:23.000 Those are floating around.

01:35:25.000 It's a hell of a mess we're up against here.

01:35:28.000 But you learn to enjoy fighting.

01:35:30.000 I mean, one of the reasons Scots are such big drinkers is because after hundreds of years of war with the English, the ones who don't like confrontation are extinct.

01:35:38.000 The ones who enjoy a good kerfuffle, a good confrontation, a good row, a good punch-up, they're the only ones left, and that's you and me.

01:35:46.000 So we watch out for the sucker punchers.

01:35:49.000 We defend the weak.

01:35:50.000 We call out pedophiles.

01:35:52.000 We call out injustice.

01:35:53.000 And when we see incompetence like Joe Biden, we laugh our head off.

01:35:57.000 No matter what the consequences.

01:36:00.000 Get fired.

01:36:01.000 Get in trouble.

01:36:01.000 Be brave.

01:36:02.000 And never stop fighting.

Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - July 23, 2021

S04E14 - DEFEND THE CHILDREN

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