Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - August 13, 2021


S04E17 - GAVIN IS BACK


Episode Stats

Length

1 hour and 21 minutes

Words per Minute

135.72069

Word Count

11,111

Sentence Count

1,168

Misogynist Sentences

35

Hate Speech Sentences

40


Summary

It's the last episode of the year and Gavin's been on vacation for a long time, and people are starting to wonder where the fuck he's been. In the meantime, we're back with a brand new episode of Vlogged Off, where we talk about music and other stuff, and we have a special guest in the studio with us today.


Transcript

00:00:47.000 That's a heavy radio.
00:00:50.000 I bought that because I wanted an old boom box.
00:00:56.000 And I tried to look up boom boxes.
00:00:59.000 And I asked a friend, he said, oh, those are going to cost $300.
00:01:02.000 And I found it for like $70.
00:01:05.000 So don't always listen to your friends.
00:01:07.000 So I've been on vacation for a long time, fuck.
00:01:10.000 And, you know, people are getting angry.
00:01:12.000 They're like, where's Gavin?
00:01:15.000 But yesterday we put up a Gary's mailbag.
00:01:19.000 And I think everybody's happy enough to get off my back.
00:01:25.000 Because I work pretty hard.
00:01:27.000 And on the vacation episode, like if we have Christmas or Thanksgiving, we'll have episodes.
00:01:35.000 We make sure of that.
00:01:36.000 So this is the first time in a long time that the Gav man's been able to just chill out.
00:01:43.000 But thank you for being so patient in the meantime.
00:01:46.000 And we're going to be back on Monday.
00:01:50.000 That opening song was Hollowed.
00:01:53.000 Who's in the studio with us today?
00:01:55.000 He's being Ryan.
00:01:58.000 Show yourself.
00:02:00.000 Hello.
00:02:00.000 Why am I to the side?
00:02:04.000 What is that?
00:02:08.000 Thanks.
00:02:10.000 Yeah.
00:02:15.000 Okay, I'm wearing two pairs of glasses today because sometimes I'll put on the wrong glasses and we'll shoot like three or four minutes of gold.
00:02:26.000 And then I'll realize I have the wrong glasses on.
00:02:29.000 So I'll stop and then we'll start it all over again.
00:02:32.000 So now I have two pairs, just in case, which is the right one.
00:02:36.000 I think these are the ones that I wore when I covered for Gavin on the Gavin McKinnis show at my old alma mater compound media.
00:02:46.000 But the beard was a lot better.
00:02:49.000 And it had adhesive and spirit gum to it.
00:02:53.000 But these are the right glasses, I think.
00:02:56.000 No, these are more.
00:02:58.000 Which ones or more Gavin?
00:03:00.000 Those ones, yeah, those definitely.
00:03:03.000 You look more Chinese with the other one.
00:03:05.000 Yeah, but my eyes look wrinkly.
00:03:08.000 Alright, we're spending too much time on that.
00:03:09.000 Okay, so yeah, that was your song.
00:03:13.000 It was pretty good.
00:03:15.000 Usually your taste in music is shit, but that was actually pretty good.
00:03:21.000 So what made you write that?
00:03:22.000 That sounds kind of like the Smiths kind of has a cure type of vibe to it.
00:03:27.000 Yeah, it was actually about an ex-girlfriend.
00:03:30.000 Can they hear you?
00:03:31.000 What?
00:03:32.000 Can you hear yourself?
00:03:34.000 I think so.
00:03:35.000 If you put the mic closer to your mouth, maybe.
00:03:37.000 I don't know why I have to tell you to do your job.
00:03:40.000 So it was...
00:03:42.000 I was in a big Smiths kick for a while, and I kind of just ripped off a Smiths song in the beginning of it, but then it came more.
00:03:50.000 And it was about an ex-girlfriend and trying to channel my inner Morrissey in.
00:03:58.000 Yeah.
00:03:59.000 Just, I love experimenting with different styles.
00:04:02.000 Yeah, that sounds good, but it also sounds like a departure from your hit.
00:04:06.000 The boom, boom, boom.
00:04:09.000 Play that song.
00:04:10.000 No, I'm just kidding.
00:04:11.000 That just seems like something he would say.
00:04:14.000 Yeah, no, I like that song a lot.
00:04:17.000 And excuse me.
00:04:19.000 I don't know why I broke character there.
00:04:23.000 Okay, so while Gavin's been on break, you can come back to me now.
00:04:27.000 Thank you.
00:04:27.000 What the hell is that?
00:04:36.000 It is kind of frustrating, not going to lie.
00:04:38.000 It is.
00:04:39.000 I could totally understand why he's upset every time.
00:04:43.000 I wouldn't want to see that.
00:04:44.000 I'm like, what the fuck is that?
00:04:46.000 For God's sakes.
00:04:50.000 Okay, so we have a couple things to get to.
00:04:51.000 We've got some of the regular beats, like feminism and all that.
00:04:56.000 But yeah, we have a little...
00:06:28.000 side and you go to the right side pump no problem because they have a long pump and then you could bring it to the other side of the car chilloo you've got a base can you try to do uh one of the video drops?
00:06:43.000 Yeah.
00:06:44.000 Okay.
00:06:45.000 Oh, no.
00:06:45.000 Don't do that.
00:06:46.000 I don't want to see that ever again.
00:06:49.000 Unless it's time.
00:06:50.000 No.
00:06:51.000 Just go back to one.
00:06:53.000 Okay, now with the preview section, press ME1.
00:06:58.000 Yeah.
00:06:59.000 No, but you did it on the red.
00:07:01.000 Do it on the green.
00:07:02.000 And now, um...
00:07:04.000 Okay, so are you familiar with Max?
00:07:08.000 Yeah.
00:07:08.000 You take the two fingers and slide them here.
00:07:12.000 You know what?
00:07:13.000 One second.
00:07:35.000 So, okay, so let's say you click one of these and you're on um you're on my shot.
00:07:41.000 Okay, now you'll have this lined up to show this.
00:07:45.000 You could press space and then you could the take also goes to whatever you want.
00:07:53.000 But you could also just do this, like and then when it's done, then you can go back to the cake.
00:08:11.000 Okay What are you doing?
00:08:21.000 You're showing you.
00:08:22.000 Oh shit.
00:08:27.000 I'm gonna have to take off one of my pairs of glasses every time I'm upset.
00:08:35.000 Just do the fucking thing!
00:08:38.000 That does feel good too.
00:08:39.000 Like I understand.
00:08:42.000 Okay, so let's start the show, shall we?
00:08:46.000 Yes.
00:08:46.000 1-1.
00:08:48.000 This is Mike Lindell.
00:08:50.000 He had a 72-hour cyber symposium where he was going to release some info about how the election was hackerooed.
00:08:58.000 And, you know, there wasn't a lot of bombs being dropped, not a lot of truth bombs from what I heard.
00:09:05.000 It was kind of disappointing.
00:09:07.000 But I stand by him.
00:09:09.000 I like his story.
00:09:10.000 He's kind of the American dream.
00:09:11.000 He was a crack guy, and then he became a pillow guy.
00:09:16.000 So if you go to 1-1, the first YouTube clip, this is him saying he was attacked.
00:09:23.000 And just make sure the volume is up on that.
00:09:26.000 I announced night when I got to the hotel, I was attacked.
00:09:30.000 And Phil, here, we're going to talk about where we're going today in light of this.
00:09:39.000 So, Colonel, go ahead.
00:09:41.000 So, in addition to the red team, we started receiving credible.
00:09:47.000 So, I don't know why, but that makes me really sad.
00:09:51.000 Because he started tearing up and he got very upset.
00:09:54.000 I believe him.
00:09:55.000 Some people are saying that he made that up.
00:09:59.000 What?
00:10:00.000 Why would you make that up?
00:10:04.000 It happened.
00:10:05.000 So, I was outside last night.
00:10:07.000 I had five of my patented pill fellows, my fellows, and my fellows man chose to attack me.
00:10:18.000 I did it really good the other day.
00:10:20.000 What impressions do you do?
00:10:22.000 Me?
00:10:23.000 Yeah.
00:10:24.000 Massachusetts.
00:10:25.000 Well, show yourself.
00:10:27.000 So, I guess I can do an okay, like Buffalo.
00:10:32.000 Oh, I got my Tim Hortons over here playing ice hockey.
00:10:36.000 Oh, oh.
00:10:39.000 That's Canadian.
00:10:40.000 Yeah, but people in Buffalo talk like that.
00:10:43.000 Why are you not blurry?
00:10:45.000 I'm not blurry.
00:10:46.000 No.
00:10:47.000 Usually I'm blurry.
00:10:49.000 I don't know.
00:10:50.000 Your camera likes me.
00:10:51.000 Okay.
00:10:52.000 That's a pretty good answer.
00:10:55.000 So, if you go to the second link at 213, because, you know, today I'm the B team.
00:11:02.000 We're both the B team.
00:11:03.000 Mike Lindell.
00:11:04.000 The A team is Ryan and Gavin.
00:11:06.000 And this Ryan and Hollowed is the B team.
00:11:10.000 Not as good.
00:11:11.000 Here we go.
00:11:12.000 You ready for the video?
00:11:13.000 So Sam Cedar's B team, I don't know who these losers are.
00:11:16.000 If you go to 213, they have some really funny riffs about what happened to Mike Lindell.
00:11:23.000 That guy in the bottom, I just want to slap.
00:11:25.000 Like, maybe just one of the cleaning crew, the maid that's working at the hotel, knocked on his door and she saw that she was maybe not white as a lily and he lost his mind and thought it was Antifa coming for him.
00:11:41.000 Or he's just super coked out.
00:11:43.000 This is just a hypothesis.
00:11:44.000 Antifa is white.
00:11:46.000 But I like how they try to squeeze in racism.
00:11:50.000 When has he ever been racist?
00:11:52.000 He did crack for years.
00:11:53.000 He's basically black.
00:11:55.000 He also hires a lot of ex-drug addicts and helps rehabilitate them, which is really admirable.
00:12:00.000 I didn't know that.
00:12:01.000 Yeah.
00:12:02.000 Finally, something Hollow knows that Gavin doesn't.
00:12:11.000 All right, we can go back to that.
00:12:13.000 And now she's saying that he's on Coke.
00:12:15.000 Hypothesis and is now having delusions.
00:12:18.000 I think that Antifa most likely broke into his hotel room in the middle of the night and beat him with non-MyPillow pillows.
00:12:25.000 You know, gave him a little like a pillow fight party and just like wailed on him in his sleep, which is why he doesn't seem injured, but the attack was like emotional, like in spiritual in nature.
00:12:35.000 That's the thing is, I'm worried that we're focused so much on cybersecurity, we haven't considered mental security.
00:12:42.000 I want to hear the I've been tuning in and out of this cyber symposium, the live stream that's been going on for the past three days.
00:12:50.000 And it really is.
00:12:51.000 You tune in at any moment.
00:12:52.000 This is like a 12-hour per day event, by the way.
00:12:55.000 And I would say for like 99.9% of this 12-hour per day, three-day event, Mike Lindell is on stage talking.
00:13:03.000 He refuses to give up the mic to anybody else.
00:13:07.000 He just rambles on and on, discussing how all these tech issues are being attacked for a cyber.
00:13:13.000 I thought he was going to say something funny.
00:13:15.000 I just find it hysterical how the modern-day crust punk or whatever just looks like this emasculated dude wearing a leftover crack shirt.
00:13:25.000 Yeah, we're going to get to emasculated dudes too because we have next feminism.
00:13:36.000 Feminism.
00:13:38.000 So yeah, my theory in feminism.
00:13:40.000 Ooh, do you want to try to change the background?
00:13:43.000 This is going to be hard.
00:13:44.000 Yeah, how do I do that?
00:13:45.000 I don't know.
00:13:46.000 Here, let's try it.
00:13:47.000 How do I go like that?
00:13:48.000 One second.
00:13:50.000 So now.
00:13:55.000 Okay, I'm back.
00:13:57.000 So if you hit the button that says macro, the button which is the bald macro, do you see that button?
00:14:07.000 If you hold it down and on the top row, you'll see DDR2.
00:14:12.000 You can press that while you're holding that down.
00:14:14.000 Perfect.
00:14:16.000 See?
00:14:17.000 It's not that hard.
00:14:19.000 It's pretty wild.
00:14:21.000 It's a little wild at first, but you get used to it.
00:14:24.000 If Ryan could do it and he's retarded, then you can.
00:14:30.000 So feminism.
00:14:32.000 Okay.
00:14:33.000 My theory about Kevin Smith and why he's been just ruining He-Man with women and Jay in Silent Bob's reboot.
00:14:46.000 It was focused all on the daughter.
00:14:49.000 It's his daughter.
00:14:51.000 And my theory is that his daughter's pulling the strings and she's leading him down the road of feminism and he's going woke and he's going broke.
00:14:59.000 So he feminized He-Man.
00:15:01.000 He killed He-Man off in the first episode of his Netflix series.
00:15:06.000 And it's all about women now.
00:15:07.000 And now the second part is going to be about the evil woman.
00:15:12.000 And people are fucking pissed.
00:15:15.000 You don't want to mess with nerds.
00:15:16.000 They're really...
00:15:17.000 This is the only reality that they have.
00:15:20.000 And so if you mess things up that they love, they're going to hate you.
00:15:25.000 And they're online.
00:15:28.000 Doing a lot of online stuff.
00:15:31.000 Because like me and Dan, we're at the gym.
00:15:34.000 Nerds are online.
00:15:39.000 But yeah, so can you click that first link?
00:15:42.000 What is that first link there?
00:15:44.000 But yeah, he smokes weed all the time and he's vegan and he looks really meek and bony.
00:15:48.000 But if you go to the beginning of this clip, this is the main character of the whole reboot.
00:15:56.000 And the movie's...
00:15:57.000 It's corny.
00:15:58.000 It's a corny movie, but I enjoyed it.
00:16:00.000 I think the world is better having Kevin Smith in it.
00:16:02.000 He makes a lot of weird, almost like low budget.
00:16:06.000 It's almost like if an amateur had the access to professional equipment and was mainstream.
00:16:15.000 But everything's just kind of off and it feels straight to DVD with him.
00:16:20.000 His early stuff was really, really good.
00:16:22.000 Yeah, it was artsy.
00:16:24.000 But I don't know what he's...
00:16:26.000 He's kind of just corny lately.
00:16:27.000 So if you just press play and you could just lower the volume just to...
00:16:31.000 But yeah, it's just...
00:16:33.000 It's all about her and that, you know, her dad in the movie is Jay, but her real dad is Kevin Smith.
00:16:40.000 And, you know, she's a feminist who hates Trump, obviously.
00:16:43.000 She's in a band.
00:16:45.000 But her shitty boyfriend, her little beta male boyfriend, is like weaseling his way into all of Kevin Smith's projects, too.
00:16:53.000 If you go to the second link there, you can turn that off for a second.
00:16:58.000 Switch back to me and then do the switcheroos.
00:17:02.000 Yeah, he's letting her shitty boyfriend hang out and star and everything.
00:17:06.000 And they did this little vlog together.
00:17:09.000 Sun in Lockdown.
00:17:10.000 And if you skip to...
00:17:13.000 I want to say...
00:17:14.000 You just skip forward.
00:17:17.000 A little more.
00:17:18.000 He was so much better looking when he was fat.
00:17:20.000 He looked better at fat.
00:17:21.000 Yeah, it was.
00:17:22.000 You know, even right there, he looks okay, but he's been severely gaunt.
00:17:27.000 He's a little sus.
00:17:28.000 Jason Muse actually has fake teeth.
00:17:31.000 Oh, yeah, no, I could tell.
00:17:32.000 Yeah, because he was like a big drag addict.
00:17:34.000 He, though, he's a good guy, though.
00:17:36.000 He seems like a good guy, yeah.
00:17:41.000 This is his daughter's boyfriend.
00:17:43.000 And here, turn this up.
00:17:46.000 It's pronounced foyer, duh, and I did it for dramatic effect.
00:17:50.000 Harley!
00:17:50.000 Come on, man, don't call Harley.
00:17:52.000 No, no.
00:17:53.000 Why'd you drag a chair into the foyer?
00:17:55.000 Foyer, it's pronounced Foyer, and I did it to get your rat bastard dead.
00:17:59.000 Then what are you doing?
00:18:00.000 We're still under quarantine.
00:18:02.000 Kiddo, it's not like I'm going outside or anything like that.
00:18:05.000 Jay!
00:18:06.000 I think this is the real dynamic.
00:18:08.000 I think this is coming from a real place where she calls the shots.
00:18:11.000 She's super woke.
00:18:13.000 You know, because I mean, of course you want to like put your daughter and stuff.
00:18:16.000 You love your daughter.
00:18:17.000 You think she's great.
00:18:18.000 But you can't listen to a teenager.
00:18:21.000 Of course, she's going to be just liberal by default.
00:18:25.000 She got him into being a vegan.
00:18:27.000 He's just got no spine.
00:18:28.000 Like, he basically did die after having that heart attack.
00:18:31.000 Now he just has no backbone at all.
00:18:34.000 And I guarantee she's writing herselves into these movies.
00:18:36.000 And she says, Dad, what if instead of He-Man, because, you know, you guys had your He-Man when you were young, and now that's why we have toxic masculinity, and everybody's running around with swords.
00:18:48.000 How about you make a cartoon for girls?
00:18:51.000 But the problem is girls don't like that sort of stuff.
00:18:53.000 They like, you know, whatever.
00:18:57.000 So also just take a quick look at his Instagram real quick, The Boyfriend.
00:19:03.000 Yeah.
00:19:05.000 So he's kind of like Kevin Smith's adopted son at this point.
00:19:09.000 But he's one of these like...
00:19:11.000 Whoa!
00:19:13.000 Wacky.
00:19:14.000 Look at that first picture.
00:19:15.000 What the hell?
00:19:15.000 He looks like a chick.
00:19:18.000 Oh, it's probably one of those situations where she's a hyper-feminist.
00:19:22.000 You see these all the time.
00:19:24.000 And like the hyper-feminists make their boyfriends into essentially like non-binary trans because it looks like he's wearing eyeliners.
00:19:32.000 Yeah, he did transition somewhere down the line.
00:19:34.000 And it's just sad.
00:19:36.000 It is sad.
00:19:36.000 It's just really sad because at the end of the day, this guy probably just wants to get laid or whatever.
00:19:40.000 But when you have no, you don't believe in God and you just live your life trying to get following lust, you know, you eventually just chop your dick off.
00:19:52.000 Yeah, I think he's kind of dickless.
00:19:55.000 It was his birthday recently, so happy birthday to Austin Zazer.
00:19:59.000 Gotta pray for him that he, like, becomes bass and then turns Kevin Smith.
00:20:04.000 That would be good.
00:20:06.000 Yeah, because right now it's very sad.
00:20:08.000 I mean, I saw some of the production photos for Clerks 3, and I don't see many women in it.
00:20:14.000 It looks like the original cast, but you never know.
00:20:17.000 But he got completely roasted from the Netflix He-Man thing.
00:20:23.000 So it's fun watching him cry about stuff.
00:20:26.000 He even...
00:20:28.000 Okay, so the writers, he tried putting it on the writers.
00:20:30.000 He did interviews after there was a huge backlash, and he said that the writers, you know, dude, they had an idea for stuff and everything and all that.
00:20:37.000 And I was like, hey, man, that seems freaking cool.
00:20:39.000 You know, I'm just happy to be part of the He-Man family and everything and all that.
00:20:42.000 And ladies and gentlemen, you know, people wrote stuff.
00:20:45.000 And I hate the way he talks.
00:20:47.000 I've been hate watching him for a long time, but his writers came out and they were like, does anybody else get text of Kevin Smith crying after reading the scripts?
00:20:57.000 And the part that he cried about was fucking gay.
00:21:02.000 If you click the, it's kind of down a little bit.
00:21:06.000 It's season one, episode four at seven minutes.
00:21:08.000 It's the Netflix link.
00:21:10.000 It's like a big link.
00:21:11.000 Got it.
00:21:12.000 Cool.
00:21:19.000 If you turn it up a little bit, this is the part he cried about.
00:21:39.000 But me, I can't do anything right.
00:21:44.000 Spells, charms, they all end at disaster.
00:21:48.000 Pause?
00:21:48.000 Anyway, work.
00:21:50.000 That's enough of that, actually.
00:21:51.000 That's enough to prove the point that I'm about to make.
00:21:54.000 So the guy that they were doing damage control after everybody shat on it and reviewed bombed it.
00:22:01.000 Rotten Tomatoes, the audience score was like three.
00:22:04.000 And then the tomato meter was like really high, like the critic score, because it's woke.
00:22:11.000 And so he cried over that part.
00:22:14.000 And the guy who plays that in him did some damage control.
00:22:17.000 And they were talking about, you know, his character, Orko, and all this shit.
00:22:23.000 But he cried for that scene, which is a garbage scene.
00:22:28.000 And the guy who plays him is exactly that character, but just a human guy.
00:22:34.000 The guy that they got to play that pathetic troll is a pathetic troll.
00:22:43.000 Let's see.
00:22:43.000 Can you go to...
00:22:45.000 Okay, so this is the guy.
00:22:47.000 If you go to Kevin Smith, guy who plays him weird stand-up thing, it's the link above the one you just clicked.
00:22:54.000 Crying at Orco scene?
00:22:57.000 Yeah.
00:23:00.000 Here's a thing that I've been struggling with.
00:23:03.000 I've been trying to grow a beard.
00:23:05.000 I know this is a crowded room and you can't see it.
00:23:08.000 That guy kind of looks like Adam Friedland.
00:23:10.000 He does look like Adam Flintlin.
00:23:11.000 Two weeks of not shaving.
00:23:12.000 This is the best it gets.
00:23:14.000 It gets a little curlier than this, but this is the best that it gets.
00:23:18.000 This is the best that I can produce.
00:23:20.000 It's just looking like I put honey on my cheeks and slid my cheeks across the floor of a barbershop.
00:23:25.000 That's the best product that I can produce, and I'm not super happy about it because my...
00:23:30.000 Did I put a noose behind him?
00:23:32.000 A noose?
00:23:33.000 I'm surprised I didn't get canceled at UC.
00:23:36.000 Was there a noose?
00:23:38.000 Oh, there is a noose.
00:23:40.000 Yeah, look.
00:23:41.000 Oh, yeah.
00:23:42.000 Maybe.
00:23:43.000 Looks like it.
00:23:45.000 Well, maybe you should use it after this because that...
00:23:47.000 What are you doing?
00:23:50.000 What are you doing?
00:23:52.000 You're doing a great job.
00:23:55.000 Okay.
00:23:56.000 Greatest career goal is to have a beard, but I just...
00:23:58.000 I fucking TV.
00:23:59.000 It's 2014.
00:24:00.000 I try to live with it.
00:24:00.000 That's not it.
00:24:03.000 Chuckling.
00:24:03.000 Look at that.
00:24:04.000 You try to live with it.
00:24:05.000 But I saw my father the other day, and he was like, Griff, what's with that beard?
00:24:10.000 And I was like, what do you, I just, I'm not shaving.
00:24:12.000 What do you mean?
00:24:13.000 And he was like, you, uh, is that for a part?
00:24:15.000 Is that for a bit?
00:24:16.000 Is that like a bit thing?
00:24:18.000 And I was like, no, I'm just like not shaving.
00:24:20.000 What?
00:24:20.000 And he's like, but is that how it grows that way?
00:24:22.000 Where there's just like no hair across your chin?
00:24:25.000 That's like how it grows where it's like all patchy and red and there's just no hair?
00:24:29.000 And I was like, yeah, that's okay.
00:24:30.000 And he's like, but how does that, how does your body do that?
00:24:33.000 And I was like, I don't know.
00:24:33.000 And he's like, but there's like that so weird that's a huge cap.
00:24:36.000 And I was like, I fucking know.
00:24:37.000 You're saying this to me.
00:24:39.000 Like, you're not the fucking person responsible for my fucking face.
00:24:44.000 Me, I remind you.
00:24:46.000 You had sex with a lady and put 50%.
00:24:50.000 It's so bad.
00:24:52.000 Here, keep playing it.
00:25:02.000 It never gets better.
00:25:08.000 Because I'm the last person you should be talking to.
00:25:11.000 Because I'm not fucking happy with this.
00:25:14.000 I wake up every month.
00:25:15.000 Honestly, it would be kind of funny if I played like a twinkly emo guitar riff and he was.
00:25:23.000 Because it just...
00:25:24.000 He's just crying.
00:25:25.000 Like, he's not even...
00:25:26.000 He's not telling a joke.
00:25:27.000 He's just protecting it.
00:25:28.000 It's really weird.
00:25:29.000 But it's funny now looking at it from like a cringe sort of point of view and thinking like American football type riffs over him and crying about it.
00:25:39.000 American football riffs.
00:25:40.000 My favorite riffs.
00:25:42.000 You can cut back to me.
00:25:42.000 That's enough of him.
00:25:44.000 But yeah, he's got a lot of angry, you know, nerd energy, self-hating energy.
00:25:49.000 That's just like one of many things that he does that like he hates himself.
00:25:53.000 Another thing he did was he did, you know, and stand-up is supposed to be self-deprecating, I suppose, but there's something, like, there's too much realness and hate in there.
00:26:04.000 Like, the loudness.
00:26:05.000 It's just, it's not only cringe, it's concerning.
00:26:08.000 I'm concerned.
00:26:09.000 That also kind of reminded me of my stand-up where I did the, we are going to the beach, but I didn't commit to it.
00:26:19.000 So mine was actually pretty good.
00:26:22.000 But a very similar thing.
00:26:23.000 Alright, so that was feminism.
00:26:25.000 Oh, last thing on there.
00:26:28.000 Kevin cries at weird shit.
00:26:30.000 So Kevin cried at the He-Man thing, but there's videos surfacing of him crying about all sorts of stuff.
00:26:39.000 And this was recently found online of him crying to one of his favorite movies and one of the most inspiring parts of that movie.
00:26:51.000 You got the link?
00:26:54.000 Can you turn it up?
00:26:57.000 There's over 2 million illegal immigrants betting down in this state tonight.
00:27:04.000 The state spent $3 billion last year on services for those people who had no right to be here in the first place.
00:27:11.000 $3 billion.
00:27:13.000 $400 million just to lock up a bunch of illegal immigrant criminals who only got into this country because the fucking INS decided it's not worth the effort to screen for convicted felons.
00:27:25.000 Are you sure he's not just like watching Star Wars?
00:27:28.000 Crying?
00:27:28.000 Obviously.
00:27:32.000 Hollowed ruins the joke.
00:27:34.000 Our government doesn't give a shit.
00:27:37.000 Our border policy is a joke.
00:27:39.000 So is anybody surprised?
00:27:41.000 It's south of the border they're laughing at us.
00:27:43.000 Laughing at our laws.
00:27:45.000 Yeah.
00:27:45.000 Every night, thousands of these parasites stream across the border like some fucking pinata exploding.
00:27:51.000 Don't laugh.
00:27:52.000 There's nothing funny going on here.
00:27:55.000 I'm going to start crying.
00:27:59.000 JK, don't isolate that.
00:28:03.000 It's a joke.
00:28:05.000 And I think I know why.
00:28:07.000 Great drop, my man.
00:28:10.000 We didn't see it, but that's okay.
00:28:13.000 Okay, so now we're going to show a little clip of us hanging out, me and Hollowed, Hollowed and I. And we're going to afterwards talk about bodybuilders and supplements and body transformation.
00:28:27.000 Yep.
00:28:28.000 So...
00:28:28.000 That's seven, right?
00:28:30.000 Yep.
00:28:30.000 On the top one?
00:28:31.000 Kick it.
00:28:33.000 If we buy some supplements for you, could we work out there for like a bit?
00:28:38.000 No, I don't want to be careful about supplements.
00:28:40.000 Oh, okay.
00:28:48.000 Alright, I put water on my hair so it looks like I'm sweating.
00:28:51.000 Just cut that part out.
00:28:53.000 Alright.
00:28:53.000 Hey, guys.
00:28:54.000 What's up?
00:28:54.000 I know I'm sweating a lot.
00:28:56.000 Um, probably because I'm working out so much.
00:28:58.000 Right now, we're about to push this up the hill.
00:29:00.000 Should I start from down here?
00:29:02.000 No, you're good there.
00:29:04.000 Alright, guys, here we go.
00:29:16.000 We just got out of the gym.
00:29:18.000 It's an excellent gym.
00:29:19.000 It's a really good local deal.
00:29:22.000 Thanks to David.
00:29:23.000 Now we're gonna spin Gavin's car.
00:29:56.000 I'm I'm I'm a tranny.
00:29:59.000 Pretty good.
00:30:01.000 All right, you can come back to us now.
00:30:05.000 So we did that.
00:30:08.000 That was fun.
00:30:09.000 And after the gym, we got a bunch of supplements.
00:30:12.000 By the way, can you pass me...
00:30:16.000 There's a bottle...
00:30:17.000 There's a shaker bottle of water in the fridge.
00:30:24.000 I'm going to put on my drinking glasses.
00:30:30.000 Thank you.
00:30:34.000 So we got a bunch of supplements from that place, and one of them is greens.
00:30:39.000 And if you basically, if you're eating a bunch of stuff during the day, but you don't have enough time or access to greens, you can buy this thing.
00:30:50.000 It's got super shrooms and tart cherry.
00:30:54.000 I think it's got ashwagandha in there also, but I already take that.
00:31:00.000 So we go to that local gym and his friend, you get like a family friend or something that works at the supplement shop.
00:31:06.000 Yeah.
00:31:08.000 He gives me an intro workout to try out.
00:31:12.000 C4 also.
00:31:13.000 C4, yeah.
00:31:14.000 I always do C4 pre-workout for the most part.
00:31:18.000 But I didn't buy that.
00:31:19.000 I bought the intro workout, which is like in the middle of the workout, like right in the middle, it gives you another little boost and it stops your muscles from breaking down.
00:31:27.000 And it felt good.
00:31:28.000 So I bought that.
00:31:29.000 And then this green thing, because I really do have a problem with keeping a fridge full of greens, you know, and using them, you know, every day, you know, and then you go through them pretty quick.
00:31:44.000 So instead of stocking up spinach and broccoli and asparagus and all that stuff, and frozen vegetables aren't ever as good, this has got a bunch of fiber in there and a bunch of other garbage that should help me in my life.
00:31:57.000 And then I bought some ashwagandha there.
00:31:58.000 So that was a really fun little trip.
00:32:00.000 So I'm glad that we didn't see Space Jam.
00:32:03.000 Yeah.
00:32:04.000 And we just worked out.
00:32:05.000 We worked our bodies out.
00:32:07.000 Did you know my legs wouldn't work the day afterwards from your ab exercises?
00:32:12.000 Really?
00:32:12.000 Yeah.
00:32:14.000 So like, whatever these things are, I was walking like Dante Nero.
00:32:19.000 I was like this.
00:32:26.000 I like couldn't lift my legs.
00:32:27.000 And like, if I laid down for a while, my Legs could straighten out, but if I sat down to stand up again, I'd have to like re-stretch the muscles and fucking get up.
00:32:39.000 It was pretty wild.
00:32:41.000 Hey, can you go to Josh LaCash's Twitter?
00:32:46.000 If you just type in Twitter, Josh, it might come up.
00:32:50.000 They're not thinking of the wah.
00:32:58.000 So we're gonna try these greens.
00:32:59.000 And they're flavored, so they don't.
00:33:01.000 It's really good.
00:33:01.000 I want to try with the flavor you got.
00:33:04.000 Oh, you're not banned on Twitter yet?
00:33:07.000 It's my third account, baby boy.
00:33:09.000 It's my third account, baby boy.
00:33:12.000 It's also my third Instagram account.
00:33:16.000 It's like C-A-John LaCash?
00:33:20.000 Josh LaCash.
00:33:21.000 Oh.
00:33:22.000 Yeah.
00:33:23.000 And if you go to his feed there and you scroll down a little bit.
00:33:32.000 Oh, wait.
00:33:34.000 Here, delete.
00:33:35.000 L-E.
00:33:36.000 Yeah, there you go.
00:33:37.000 First guy right there.
00:33:40.000 John Lecoq.
00:33:41.000 John Lecoq.
00:33:43.000 Oh, you just went back.
00:33:51.000 We're watching Ryan do his job.
00:33:54.000 Oh, wait, hollowed.
00:33:56.000 I keep calling you Ryan.
00:33:57.000 Alright, go down more, a little more, a little more until you see a video there.
00:34:03.000 Alright, so press pause and then put the volume up and start it over.
00:34:08.000 Sense of humor.
00:34:10.000 Always a very happy guy.
00:34:12.000 But you know when it gets serious.
00:34:14.000 Okay, you know when to get serious.
00:34:17.000 If it's playtime or bath time, you got a great sensibility.
00:34:22.000 Sense of humor.
00:34:24.000 Always a very happy guy.
00:34:26.000 But you know when it gets serious.
00:34:28.000 That's it.
00:34:28.000 I think it's looping now.
00:34:30.000 Yeah.
00:34:31.000 That guy's pretty cool.
00:34:33.000 Yeah.
00:34:34.000 Josh is great.
00:34:37.000 So, yeah, his show's going live.
00:34:42.000 It was live today, and it's up for on demand later.
00:34:48.000 Wait, today's not Saturday, is it?
00:34:50.000 No, his show's tomorrow at 4.
00:34:53.000 He goes live.
00:34:55.000 So catch that.
00:34:56.000 But yeah, so that was me FaceTiming him yesterday with the Trump filter, and he was showing his baby, and he was very happy.
00:35:03.000 His baby's just like really happy.
00:35:06.000 But he was looking at the screen and reacting to the Trump impression.
00:35:10.000 So I didn't know he was recording that.
00:35:12.000 I go home and I'm just like on the toilet checking Instagram and I clicked on his Instagram and for a set for like three real seconds, I thought that it was some footage of Donald Trump.
00:35:24.000 Because I didn't realize I was being recorded, so I wasn't ready for that.
00:35:27.000 And I was like, oh, wait, that's me.
00:35:30.000 So, I mean, I've not...
00:35:32.000 People say compliments about the impression stuff, but that's the first time I believe that I'm good at that.
00:35:42.000 Truly good.
00:35:44.000 Like, I think for real, who's actually good at the Trump Impression?
00:35:50.000 The mannerisms, Jason Scoop, he does this.
00:35:55.000 Frankly.
00:35:56.000 He does a lot of his great mannerisms.
00:35:58.000 But Bob DeBono does the best voice Trump Impression, I think, ever.
00:36:06.000 I was actually pretty shocked to hear myself knocking it out of the park with that.
00:36:13.000 And it was cute.
00:36:15.000 Okay, so supplements.
00:36:18.000 Oh, yeah, this bodybuilder died.
00:36:22.000 I didn't know him.
00:36:23.000 It's right below supplements, the first YouTube link.
00:36:30.000 But now I'm starting to watch his videos, and now I'm like getting bummed out.
00:36:36.000 So, like, I did.
00:36:41.000 Yeah, that should be it.
00:37:04.000 He's talking about.
00:37:14.000 He's huge.
00:37:16.000 He's a giant walking muscle.
00:37:18.000 The guy with the John Wick?
00:37:20.000 Yeah, his name is John Meadows.
00:37:24.000 It's called Bigger Than Bodybuilding.
00:37:26.000 But when I was trying to remember what it was called, I thought it was More Than Muscle, which also would have been a good title for this.
00:37:33.000 So this is a Canadian guy, Jack Nepard.
00:37:37.000 And he's training with him.
00:37:39.000 And yeah, so that guy died.
00:37:41.000 John Meadows, the big dude.
00:37:42.000 Pretty sad.
00:37:43.000 I didn't know who he was at first, and then I found out, I found a couple of his videos.
00:37:48.000 And then I'm belatedly getting sad about it.
00:37:52.000 He seems like a great guy.
00:37:53.000 I don't know if he was like in pumping iron or whatever, like where he came from.
00:37:57.000 But he seems like a swell guy.
00:37:58.000 And the way he's training him, if you could turn down the volume, but keep playing it.
00:38:04.000 At my gym, there was one of the trainers there.
00:38:07.000 So I never work with a trainer, but one night I'm going in there to like crunch in a leg day.
00:38:13.000 And I think I did some pull-ups, some pull workouts too, because I wasn't quite sore.
00:38:19.000 And I know you shouldn't go there just to get sore, but I had a lot more energy in my muscles to go another couple of workouts for pull.
00:38:32.000 So I did pull and legs, and he walked me through it.
00:38:34.000 And when somebody's working with you and training you, you should consider if you're just working on your own and stuff, that's fine.
00:38:42.000 But really, even when you and me were working out, somebody else there to either push you so you don't look like a pussy or you don't let yourself get away with just like doing one rep less,
00:38:57.000 it really does make a huge difference.
00:38:59.000 So, You know, yeah, this type of shit.
00:39:02.000 Like, when it comes to legs, I'll just completely cheat and stop doing things that I should be doing because it feels shitty.
00:39:14.000 But when you have a guy saying, no, dude, stop being a pussy.
00:39:17.000 So that's pretty nice.
00:39:19.000 So rest in peace to that guy.
00:39:22.000 And then this is what I really wanted to get to.
00:39:24.000 I've been talking about this in my private circle of friends for a while, but there's this show called PKA, Painkiller already.
00:39:31.000 They've had Milo Yiannopoulos on.
00:39:32.000 They've had Anthony Kumia on there.
00:39:36.000 And they're just like three normie guys that talk about normie stuff.
00:39:42.000 Can you hit that link?
00:39:45.000 Not that one.
00:39:47.000 Here, come back to me.
00:39:50.000 And then privately go to the PKA.
00:40:01.000 Which one were we going to play?
00:40:06.000 You know what's cool about this desk is you could do weird things with your legs under there.
00:40:10.000 Like, you don't know what I'm doing.
00:40:11.000 Can you hit ME1, though, so we could see me in that?
00:40:15.000 And turn it up a little bit.
00:40:21.000 Alright.
00:40:22.000 Alright.
00:40:23.000 I see what you're doing now.
00:40:24.000 So when you get that out of Derek, it feels really good.
00:40:27.000 Now, see, some of your photos I thought I was like, turn the volume down, but like scroll around to see if there's before and after pictures.
00:40:34.000 So Kyle is the guy in the top right.
00:40:36.000 He used to, there you go.
00:40:37.000 He used to be FPS Russia, which is one of the biggest gun review channels in the world in the early 2000s or so.
00:40:45.000 And so if you go before that, yeah, there.
00:40:47.000 There's him all pudgy and fat.
00:40:50.000 Yeah.
00:40:50.000 That was him 11 months ago.
00:40:52.000 He's also a huge pothead, too.
00:40:55.000 He's a huge pothead, that is true.
00:40:56.000 But he's also on probation.
00:40:58.000 Because he went to jail for two years for doing some bullshit, for buying weed, getting weed sent to him.
00:41:03.000 And he didn't snitch, so he went to jail for two years.
00:41:05.000 Or actually, I think he only went for like two months.
00:41:09.000 Or three months.
00:41:10.000 But it was supposed to be like a longer sentence.
00:41:12.000 It's like six months of no weed.
00:41:14.000 Boom.
00:41:15.000 Yeah, no, he's been on probation for a long time now.
00:41:18.000 But it ends very soon, so he's going to be smoking weed very soon.
00:41:24.000 So yeah, those are the before and after pics.
00:41:26.000 And he was hiding this from his entire audience.
00:41:28.000 And only the two guys, his two co-hosts on the top left and the bottom left, knew about this.
00:41:34.000 But for 11 months, he's been getting huge.
00:41:36.000 And the fans of the show are still shitting on him and being like fat Kyle.
00:41:41.000 They would call him Pyle.
00:41:42.000 Pyle of shit.
00:41:43.000 He's natty?
00:41:45.000 He is natty, but he was taking, he's on testosterone replacement therapy.
00:41:49.000 And so this guy, you might recognize him if you do any lifting or you watch any of his videos on YouTube.
00:41:54.000 The guy on the bottom right is More Plates, More Dates is his channel.
00:41:59.000 And he reviews stuff while talking from the side of his mouth like he has Bell's palsy, but he's a cool dude, very informative guy.
00:42:07.000 And so he worked with Kyle to completely transform into Determinator, which is super inspiring.
00:42:14.000 And so I think you do kind of need if you're just starting to work out or something like that.
00:42:19.000 You know, I've been doing this for a couple months seriously in a way that I'm actually trying to grow muscle instead of just go to the gym and like meander around and fuck around.
00:42:28.000 But yeah, hopefully that helps.
00:42:31.000 So people out there can stop being fat and gay.
00:42:36.000 Let's see what else we got.
00:42:38.000 So that's that.
00:42:40.000 Okay, now the war on cops.
00:42:43.000 So in that you could switch.
00:42:45.000 I'll switch the background.
00:42:48.000 No, I got the background.
00:42:53.000 Yeah, I'm a pro at the background.
00:42:56.000 That is pretty pro.
00:42:57.000 Like beer?
00:42:59.000 Alright, great job.
00:43:00.000 So 1-4, 1, cops, donut operator, 12 punches.
00:43:06.000 How dare you?
00:43:08.000 Nice.
00:43:12.000 Gonna play it forever.
00:43:14.000 Donut Canadian Chinaman.
00:43:16.000 Oh, donut operator.
00:43:19.000 Check, check, check.
00:43:19.000 Hi, everyone.
00:43:20.000 Donut here.
00:43:21.000 Look.
00:43:21.000 Donut Operator.
00:43:23.000 So this was going viral on TikTok of this cop punching the shit out of this black guy while two other cops hold him down.
00:43:33.000 And Donut Operator sets the record straight.
00:43:36.000 He shows the rest of the video.
00:43:38.000 And if you go to about halfway through...
00:43:41.000 Oh, you know what?
00:43:42.000 See if you could scroll until you see the first video, the TikTok.
00:43:44.000 It should be a little bit before that.
00:43:47.000 Let's watch more of the interviews.
00:43:48.000 Or maybe that's it.
00:43:48.000 The video is 4 minutes and 49 seconds long.
00:43:50.000 It starts off with the officers fighting with the suspect.
00:43:53.000 You have two officers trying to restrain him and the one officer who made the video go viral punching him in the face.
00:43:59.000 Alright, so they got him restrained.
00:44:03.000 Clearly resisting arrest.
00:44:05.000 And, you know, you got a punch there.
00:44:06.000 You got a punch there.
00:44:11.000 You got another punch there.
00:44:12.000 You got a couple.
00:44:13.000 And then people start throwing garbage at the cops and chairs and shit.
00:44:18.000 Because they don't know what the fuck's going on.
00:44:22.000 You know, punches him again.
00:44:23.000 Punches him again.
00:44:26.000 Punches him again.
00:44:27.000 It's about 12 punches, right?
00:44:28.000 So it looks really bad.
00:44:30.000 You know, I always assume that there's good reason for that.
00:44:34.000 Not always, but I assume...
00:44:37.000 I'm going to assume there's a good reason for that.
00:44:40.000 You know, I don't...
00:44:42.000 I really don't think cops just go off and wail somebody for no reason.
00:44:45.000 I'm sure they're assholes.
00:44:47.000 Yeah, they're throwing garbage at them.
00:44:50.000 They're throwing a whole bunch of shit at them.
00:44:59.000 Yep.
00:45:00.000 Yeah, they're throwing garbage recycling cans and all that shit at them.
00:45:04.000 So if you fast forward, they'll show, if you scroll kind of forward there, they'll show the rest of the video a little bit more.
00:45:13.000 Now they have to deal with those motherfuckers.
00:45:15.000 And look at this, right here.
00:45:16.000 If you leave it play.
00:45:21.000 He's pointing at his waistband.
00:45:24.000 For what purpose?
00:45:25.000 Why is he pointing at his waistband?
00:45:27.000 Even at a minute and a half into the video, the guy...
00:45:29.000 So, like, what do you think the people throwing garbage on the floor care about climate change?
00:45:36.000 No, I think they're being very irresponsible towards climate change.
00:45:40.000 Unless they...
00:45:42.000 So, you know that climate change is the number one problem.
00:45:45.000 I heard.
00:45:46.000 Number one.
00:45:48.000 Now, I'm not for the COVID lockdowns, but if it's for the climate, I think we should be locked into our homes.
00:45:52.000 That's my stance.
00:45:54.000 That's the official stance of the show.
00:45:56.000 Yes.
00:45:58.000 By the way, that was happening on Instagram Live.
00:46:00.000 They were talking about climate change, and we have to act now no matter what.
00:46:04.000 And I was like, oh, fuck.
00:46:05.000 And it was just three women on Instagram Live.
00:46:08.000 And it was like 90% of the comments were just like, Trump won.
00:46:11.000 This is bullshit.
00:46:13.000 What the fuck's going on?
00:46:14.000 Biden sucks.
00:46:15.000 So keep playing this video right here.
00:46:20.000 What happened to this poor sweetie that was getting punched all around?
00:46:24.000 What did he ever do to deserve such behavior?
00:46:28.000 He's, you know, his friends are helping him.
00:46:32.000 They're taking a stand.
00:46:33.000 They said, no more pointless punching black guys in the face.
00:46:38.000 So we're throwing garbage at you.
00:46:39.000 He's pointing at his dick.
00:46:40.000 He's like, yeah, but he's got a dick.
00:46:43.000 Well, it's not illegal, sir.
00:46:44.000 So I'm afraid your punches is.
00:46:46.000 Okay, well, that's a gun.
00:46:47.000 Okay, well, that could have been any gun.
00:46:50.000 That could be a toy?
00:46:53.000 No, he had a gun, and that's why he was getting punched in the face, because he was resisting arrest and not letting them search his waistband.
00:47:00.000 And they knew he had a gun, and he was about to draw it on them for sure.
00:47:03.000 He said, this ends today.
00:47:05.000 Hands up, I'm going to shoot.
00:47:08.000 I can breathe, but I can also shoot.
00:47:11.000 And so they just punched the fuck out of him.
00:47:13.000 How's about that?
00:47:15.000 So, yeah, but the narrative that's going around on TikTok, and that's what's not safe about these little fucking, you know, kids on TikTok, they're squeezing little political messages in there, but you don't really know what's going on.
00:47:27.000 So when you're seeing stuff like that, just like a quick little clip, it looks really bad.
00:47:35.000 But it's like he kind of had to be there.
00:47:38.000 Right, dude?
00:47:40.000 Right.
00:47:44.000 Okay, so that guy, by the way, Donut Operator, he went kind of back and forth with this guy called The Quartering, who some of you may know.
00:47:53.000 He does like nerd reviews and shit, but he's also kind of based.
00:47:58.000 And the Donut Operator guy, that video we just watched, he provides commentary on cop videos.
00:48:04.000 He was defending Black Rifle Coffee because they sponsor him.
00:48:08.000 And even Joe Rogan was defending the Black Rifle guys.
00:48:13.000 But I think they're misunderstanding why people are upset.
00:48:17.000 People are upset because of the Kyle Rittenhouse hate that they've been throwing his way since forever.
00:48:24.000 And on Twitter, they found recently that he liked a tweet saying that, you know, shitting all over Kyle Rittenhouse.
00:48:31.000 So they seem to just not even shy away from the fact that they're anti-Kyle.
00:48:39.000 They keep bringing up his name and keep shitting on him.
00:48:43.000 Don't you have a story about Black Rifle Coffee?
00:48:48.000 Not really.
00:48:50.000 You shit on them to somebody.
00:48:51.000 Yeah, yeah.
00:48:52.000 I won't say where I was, but I was somewhere, and they had Black Rifle Coffee Company.
00:49:00.000 And I was like, oh yeah, I completely forget why that I don't like him and the people who are defending them.
00:49:08.000 I screwed up the double thing.
00:49:11.000 But so I remember, because in one of my group chats, the owner of it basically flat out disavowed the Proud Boys and stuff like that.
00:49:22.000 And he was saying, I'd rather any right-wing people leave my company.
00:49:29.000 I'd rather not have their money.
00:49:30.000 But the dude's just bad news.
00:49:33.000 Like, there's so many other coffee companies you can support.
00:49:35.000 And when your whole thing is, like, guns and Second Amendment and free speech, and then you're just trying to, like, kick people off your brand.
00:49:43.000 Like, it's really just cringe.
00:49:45.000 It's a cringe coffee company.
00:49:47.000 What you should do is you should support the either SSPX monks that make coffee or other monks because monks are base and red-pilled, unlike, you know, crony, neocon, black rifle coffee company people.
00:50:04.000 And also our regular sponsors on sensor.tv.
00:50:08.000 Yes, them, too.
00:50:10.000 Which we will read their ads this Thursday.
00:50:16.000 I still use their Johnny Apple CBD, the tincture.
00:50:21.000 I still like the tincture a lot.
00:50:22.000 It does help for recovery, and I was thinking about chugging it when I had my muscle injury from doing those ab workouts.
00:50:29.000 I never do ab workouts, so I'm going to incorporate that thanks to you.
00:50:33.000 Damn!
00:50:35.000 Beautiful.
00:50:36.000 I'm so proud.
00:50:38.000 I am so proud.
00:50:42.000 Interrogation video.
00:50:43.000 Okay, another thing on the war on cops.
00:50:47.000 I've been watching, this is cop-related, interrogation videos lately.
00:50:51.000 I can't get enough.
00:50:52.000 And it's a weird thing to just watch death stuff.
00:50:55.000 Like, I never used to watch the unsolved mysteries or things like that.
00:51:01.000 I've always been a little fascinated with them, but they would always really creep me out, the forensic files and things like that.
00:51:06.000 And I was like, I don't need to think about killers and shit.
00:51:09.000 You know, there's enough stuff in the world going on to be wary about that I don't have to think about killers are out there.
00:51:19.000 But these are really fascinating.
00:51:22.000 So if you go to the first interrogation video, it's this Canadian Chinese kid.
00:51:28.000 He's like 20-something.
00:51:29.000 He killed two people with an axe.
00:51:32.000 Yeah.
00:51:32.000 And so I listened to three hours of this.
00:51:36.000 And basically, all he says, like, she's like, now, and she's Canadian too.
00:51:42.000 This is, you know, so her accent, she's like, come on, man.
00:51:44.000 You have to give the parents closure and stuff.
00:51:47.000 Like, come on, man.
00:51:49.000 Be a man about it.
00:51:51.000 Fuck.
00:51:53.000 Fucking you drove a Zamboni in, like, figuratively.
00:51:58.000 What?
00:51:59.000 You think he's a Canuck?
00:52:00.000 He's a Canuck.
00:52:01.000 No, he's from Hong Kong.
00:52:03.000 Spencer, though, still needs to, like, bathe in maple syrup.
00:52:07.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:52:08.000 Well, Cody Canuck.
00:52:09.000 Cody Canuck.
00:52:10.000 Cody Canuck, fuck.
00:52:11.000 Another guy in our music group.
00:52:13.000 So, um, very disappointing, but for three hours, I listened to this thinking that at the end, at the end of it, first he just, like, anytime she shows him a piece of damning evidence, he just goes, I don't want to talk about it.
00:52:28.000 By the way, did he, like, do bad on a math test or something?
00:52:32.000 Um, I don't know what the, he never explains why he did it.
00:52:35.000 There was a guy who, like, didn't get a scholarship who shot up his college professors.
00:52:40.000 I bet.
00:52:41.000 Was that Virginia Tech?
00:52:42.000 No, no, no, that's a different guy, but there is.
00:52:45.000 It's kind of a sad story.
00:52:47.000 Um, but yeah.
00:52:48.000 Yeah.
00:52:49.000 Hmm.
00:52:51.000 So yeah, he says two things.
00:52:52.000 He either says, I don't want to talk about it.
00:52:55.000 Or he says, I don't have anything to say.
00:52:58.000 And he like laughed.
00:52:59.000 He's like laughing through the whole thing, like kind of nervously chuckling.
00:53:02.000 She's like, I know why you're laughing.
00:53:04.000 I know.
00:53:04.000 You're not.
00:53:05.000 You don't think it's funny.
00:53:06.000 You're laughing because you're nervous.
00:53:08.000 And you know we've got you.
00:53:09.000 And we do.
00:53:11.000 And maybe you're not answering me because you think we don't have enough evidence on you and you think being mute can just help you.
00:53:18.000 But fuck.
00:53:19.000 You're fucked.
00:53:20.000 And I really, really, really, really was hoping that at the end of this, he was like, okay.
00:53:26.000 Go to camera at one.
00:53:28.000 At the end of it, he would, and I kind of look exactly like him, so this works.
00:53:32.000 Where he's like, okay.
00:53:35.000 You want to know why I did it?
00:53:38.000 Because I don't like you, people.
00:53:41.000 American people.
00:53:42.000 With your doobity-doo, dooba-de-boo.
00:53:46.000 I was really hoping he was going to be like a bond villain and explain why he did this.
00:53:49.000 He's like, every day I walk outside, I see American people walking around.
00:53:54.000 You are so happy.
00:53:55.000 But why?
00:53:57.000 I give you a reason to be sad.
00:53:59.000 Something.
00:54:00.000 But he just says nothing.
00:54:01.000 Sometimes the complaints will be false.
00:54:03.000 Exactly.
00:54:04.000 That's so fucking true.
00:54:06.000 Sometimes the complaints will literally be false.
00:54:09.000 And the Chinaman will silently kill people and never talk about it or say anything.
00:54:15.000 The video of the Canadian guy who drives his car through like a sidewalk.
00:54:22.000 And then when the cops come to get him, he tries to do suicide by cop and takes his wallet and pretends like it's a gun.
00:54:28.000 Oh, really?
00:54:29.000 Yeah.
00:54:29.000 Speaking of pretending, I got some more interrogation stuff that's really cringy.
00:54:34.000 Guys pretending to be crazy.
00:54:36.000 This is a great video.
00:54:38.000 On to this downward face.
00:54:40.000 Yeah, so this first, if you started out at zero, right from the beginning, they show probably the ringiest one ever.
00:54:48.000 Oh, this guy?
00:54:49.000 You've seen this?
00:54:50.000 Yeah, yeah.
00:54:51.000 I was on a binge of this.
00:54:53.000 So this is ancient Chinese secret, or is this just a little rabbit hole that you've went down?
00:54:57.000 It's a little rabbit hole.
00:54:59.000 Okay.
00:54:59.000 You're just like, oh, why is YouTube recommending me this?
00:55:08.000 So he's normal, everything's fine.
00:55:10.000 This is 26-year-old Dawson McGee, sitting in a police interrogation room in the early hours of a Tuesday morning.
00:55:17.000 The Monday night before, he stabbed his own mother to death for asking him to move out of the house and get a job.
00:55:22.000 Dawson is unaware that he is being recorded on a hidden camera.
00:55:26.000 In three seconds from now, he will hear the sound of the door being opened by a detective.
00:55:30.000 Dawson was triggered when his mom canceled his League of Legends subscription, rendering him down two ranks.
00:55:38.000 And at that exact moment, you will hear him.
00:55:42.000 And he decided to take revenge.
00:55:47.000 He says, Mom, you know I like my blue box macaroni and cheese.
00:55:52.000 And I like the commercial, which made me buy it in the first place.
00:55:56.000 I like jazzy black kids telling me what sort of carby foods I should eat after school.
00:56:01.000 He read on a Reddit thread that his parents may be Trump supporters, so he did what he had to do.
00:56:07.000 Yeah, he's the woke killer.
00:56:10.000 They turned him.
00:56:11.000 They actually, he was the mayor the next day.
00:56:14.000 They made him mayor.
00:56:16.000 No, but honestly, yeah, he probably did fuck some shit up because she took away his unrated copy of Conquer's Bad Fur Day.
00:56:23.000 Did you see what Chris Chan did?
00:56:25.000 Yes, of course.
00:56:26.000 We covered it on the show.
00:56:28.000 That's a weird thing about Hollowed.
00:56:30.000 He doesn't really watch the show.
00:56:32.000 Okay?
00:56:34.000 He should, but he's very busy.
00:56:36.000 He's helping the world with his tunes.
00:56:41.000 Meaner.
00:56:53.000 Imagine thinking that'll work.
00:57:08.000 If they think you're like Rainman Retarded, you're not excused from killing people.
00:57:13.000 It's like, I think you have even more, like, more...
00:57:17.000 You're more responsible for it.
00:57:19.000 Because you plan things out, you turn the doorknob a certain amount of times before you go out there and kill.
00:57:25.000 Okay.
00:57:26.000 Like, they're more methodical.
00:57:28.000 Now, if you could skip to 439, this is actually a crazy person.
00:57:34.000 By the arresting officer.
00:57:37.000 Scroll up a little bit.
00:57:38.000 This guy legitimately, though, has autism.
00:57:41.000 Oh, his head's just cut off?
00:57:47.000 So he took you to Walmart?
00:57:48.000 Yes, sir.
00:57:50.000 Did you both go in?
00:57:51.000 No, we did not go in, sir.
00:57:52.000 And why not?
00:57:53.000 We pulled into the poking lot, then I pulled the weapon on him and demanded that he take me to Asher, Oklahoma, sir.
00:57:59.000 And why did all of a sudden did you decide that you needed to go to Asher?
00:58:10.000 Because I was planning to take him out into the country and kill him.
00:58:14.000 Okay.
00:58:15.000 Did he say anything?
00:58:17.000 He pinned.
00:58:22.000 And then he pinched some.
00:58:25.000 He told me not to kill him.
00:58:26.000 To make him feel more comfortable, I unloaded the clip, unloaded the bullet from the chamber, and put them over to him and eased his nerves a little.
00:58:34.000 Then he pulled the second clip and put the second one back.
00:58:43.000 Did you say that it was nervous at the time?
00:58:46.000 Yes, sir.
00:58:54.000 The second time he had changed the gun, He was driving 10-15 miles an hour, so it was rather slow.
00:59:03.000 And of course it was slow when he wasn't purposefully driving.
00:59:08.000 Couldn't get him out until even when he had hit the tree.
00:59:14.000 So that's an actual insane person.
00:59:17.000 And another person who tried to fake being insane reason why you would have done this to this young man?
00:59:26.000 No, ma'am.
00:59:27.000 No reason.
00:59:28.000 No, ma'am.
00:59:28.000 You have nothing to say for yourself?
00:59:30.000 No, ma'am.
00:59:30.000 You want to tell the community anything?
00:59:32.000 No, ma'am.
00:59:33.000 Did you confess to police?
00:59:34.000 Yes, ma'am.
00:59:36.000 Are you proud of what you've done?
00:59:37.000 No, ma'am.
00:59:38.000 Do you have remorse for what you've done?
00:59:40.000 No, ma'am.
00:59:42.000 He appears completely void of human emotion.
00:59:44.000 Just a dead person.
00:59:46.000 Just a walking, empty person.
00:59:49.000 He's just like, I woke up today and, you know, decided I was going to kill somebody.
00:59:54.000 Yeah, he's a fucking loon.
00:59:55.000 So that's what actually crazy looks like.
00:59:58.000 And by the way, so if you get deemed insane, they don't like drop the charges and shit.
01:00:02.000 They bring you to a mental hospital or a mental facility or a high-security mental joint, I think is what they call it.
01:00:11.000 It's not autism.
01:00:12.000 What he has is like psychopathy.
01:00:14.000 Like he's actually just doesn't have any feelings.
01:00:17.000 Like he probably like killed cats as a kid and shit.
01:00:20.000 Right.
01:00:20.000 But yeah, he's not going to a pretty place because he is crazy.
01:00:24.000 But everybody else who fakes being crazy thinks that they're, what, going to get sympathy and get away with it?
01:00:30.000 I don't fucking know.
01:00:31.000 It's not like Sweden where you could be Varg from Purzum.
01:00:35.000 Stab someone to death, admit it, and like go get a computer in your cell and record an album and shit.
01:00:40.000 No way.
01:00:41.000 Yeah, like that's he literally did that.
01:00:43.000 Like they're like, he is a computer.
01:00:45.000 And then he gets out in like 15 years.
01:00:47.000 Jeesh.
01:00:48.000 Well, yeah, so, you know, this fucker, Nick Cruz, he's just this.
01:00:53.000 The only reason I think this is cool, like, I almost think it's too taboo to even talk about the school shooting shit.
01:01:01.000 Nick Cruz shot up.
01:01:02.000 What was it?
01:01:04.000 Parkland.
01:01:04.000 Yeah, Parkland shooting.
01:01:05.000 Where the cops drive Lamborghinis?
01:01:08.000 The cops drive Lamborghinis.
01:01:09.000 And they were too scared to go in.
01:01:11.000 They're like, oh, my Lamborghinis.
01:01:13.000 No.
01:01:14.000 Oh, shit.
01:01:15.000 Well, this is the war on cops.
01:01:18.000 Okay.
01:01:19.000 Now we're good.
01:01:20.000 So if 1232, this is Nick Cruz, who shot up the Parkland School.
01:01:27.000 And what's good about this clip is, you know, it's not giving him publicity in any sort of positive way or putting him in a positive light.
01:01:37.000 Like, I do think that when they put the Boston bombers on the cover of Rolling Stone, that was retarded, and they were, like, glorifying them.
01:01:45.000 You know, like, look, these young guys did this horrible thing.
01:01:49.000 But, yeah, Nick Cruz is a young dude, but he's a coward.
01:01:53.000 He's a fucking...
01:01:54.000 He's a psycho-coward.
01:01:55.000 He's not actually psycho, though.
01:01:57.000 This is him pretending to be psycho.
01:02:00.000 And just what a pathetic little cowering dweeb he is after doing what he did.
01:02:07.000 Did you be up?
01:02:12.000 No, don't do nothing about getting up, right, buddy.
01:02:16.000 This is 19-year-old Nicholas Cruz, who three hours and 55 minutes prior to this moment, murdered 17.
01:02:22.000 Why was he in high school at 19?
01:02:25.000 Probably got left back.
01:02:26.000 Left back one year, right?
01:02:29.000 Or two years?
01:02:31.000 People at his former high school in Parkland, Florida.
01:02:34.000 It is Florida.
01:02:35.000 They said former.
01:02:37.000 Among the dead were three teachers and 14 students, the majority of whom were 14 years old.
01:02:42.000 A further 17 students were seriously wounded during the massacre.
01:02:46.000 The gunman dropped his rifle seven minutes into the rampage and then blended in with the crowd as he ran out of the building.
01:02:52.000 He was you could use the um the arrow right button to skip.
01:02:56.000 If we look at his demeanor a moment earlier, we can see the contrast throughout this interrogation.
01:03:02.000 It shows us that his mind isn't wandering off during these moments of apparent disconnection.
01:03:06.000 He is in fact fully present and very aware of what's going on around him.
01:03:12.000 As he looks up, immediately now knows he is still being watched, and his following gestures will resemble that of someone with suicidal tendencies.
01:03:40.000 Just the gay, weird acting so that these externalized suicidal thoughts may seem dangerous.
01:03:48.000 And I don't know what the goal is.
01:03:49.000 Like pretending to race.
01:03:50.000 Alright, we go to that part where they just showed the grass.
01:03:52.000 If you go for what he pretends he's talking to demons and shit here.
01:03:57.000 Shut up.
01:03:59.000 Just be quiet, man.
01:04:00.000 I love that copy.
01:04:01.000 Yeah, the cops are shut up.
01:04:03.000 He's like, the demons, the voices.
01:04:04.000 No, just shut the fuck up.
01:04:07.000 Can you imagine it's like prior to this that that cop is probably called to a domestic dispute where like yeah, you know my husband blah blah and he's like oh and then it's like the next thing you know he's there.
01:04:20.000 Yeah.
01:04:20.000 Like yeah.
01:04:24.000 That's crazy.
01:04:25.000 Yeah, I don't think you're as a cop it's just you get it's like this ticking time bomb for something horrific that nobody wants to be a part of.
01:04:32.000 It's like oh my goodness.
01:04:33.000 And then you got some nice moments where you're helping folks and stuff.
01:04:36.000 I just saw this cop lifting up a car to save a child like lift I like by himself.
01:04:42.000 Maybe with this with another guy too, but that whole adrenaline thing where you can do crazy stuff.
01:04:46.000 Yeah, yeah.
01:04:46.000 Yeah.
01:04:47.000 For sure.
01:04:47.000 And it happens.
01:04:48.000 Like deadlifts, bro.
01:04:51.000 Did you see when his brother comes in?
01:04:52.000 Do they have that?
01:04:54.000 No.
01:04:55.000 I don't know if they have it.
01:04:57.000 I think I stopped watching this one, but no, I think I watched this full way through so yeah he keeps doing this whole fucking demon shit like the voices whatever and then this cop's just not buying any of it and now if you want the king level guilt free viewing because this is like kind of a guilty thing for me to watch because it's exploiting something that killed like high school kids so as fucked up as nick cruise is and this is just for the purpose of making him look like a like a bitch like a little coward which is something i've never seen
01:11:26.000 it it's not oh fuck all right I don't know how to got it Yeah, I don't know what you did.
01:11:31.000 All right, I'll have to fix that.
01:11:32.000 Anyway, there's a lot of buttons on that thing, so don't blame Dan.
01:11:36.000 He's doing a great job.
01:11:36.000 He had a very brief tutorial in the beginning, and he's picking it up really nicely.
01:11:41.000 Now, for those people who think it's just easy to replace me, you know how much shit he can't do?
01:11:49.000 He's basically retarded back there, and I'm the one who's smart.
01:11:56.000 He's throwing his.
01:11:57.000 That's how I feel.
01:11:58.000 Because I know I'm smart back there, but sometimes I'll be doing some stupid shit.
01:12:03.000 And Gavin be on my dick.
01:12:05.000 You know, this episode is a nightmare for any of our listeners who are kind of like older, like, bearded guys from Montana who are like, what the fuck?
01:12:15.000 I don't want to watch this kid.
01:12:17.000 Show me Gavin.
01:12:17.000 He's funny.
01:12:18.000 He does the poop jokes.
01:12:19.000 I don't like them too much.
01:12:21.000 And then there might be some hardcore racist viewers.
01:12:24.000 You might have some.
01:12:25.000 There's some hardcore racist people in every group.
01:12:28.000 I'm not white.
01:12:28.000 I'm Italian.
01:12:29.000 He's Italian.
01:12:30.000 He's not white.
01:12:31.000 So this is a nightmare.
01:12:32.000 They're like, yeah, Ryan's okay sometimes, but I like the white guy the most.
01:12:36.000 And that's fine.
01:12:37.000 I love our racist subscribers.
01:12:38.000 And yet again, you're going to have racist basketball players, surfers, skiers.
01:12:43.000 We definitely have some racist.
01:12:46.000 I mean, I'm a racist basketball player.
01:12:49.000 Shit.
01:12:50.000 I hate that this is what I do.
01:12:54.000 Anyway, so I hate that this Asian kid's hosting the show, but I respect you guys and I like you guys too.
01:13:02.000 So just chill.
01:13:06.000 And for our non-racist but non-fans of Ryan subscribers, which is, I'm guessing the majority, but then again, I've seen a lot of nice things coming into the mailbag, and I appreciate that.
01:13:16.000 So the music like, Ryan, you should get your own show.
01:13:19.000 What the fuck?
01:13:20.000 What could I do?
01:13:21.000 I can only pretend to be a man who can do a show.
01:13:25.000 That means you're gay.
01:13:35.000 Woo!
01:13:37.000 Anyways.
01:13:38.000 Oh, shit.
01:13:40.000 What?
01:13:40.000 What'd you do?
01:13:42.000 Oh, God.
01:13:43.000 Alright, so go to history.
01:13:44.000 Go to the tab and pull it back up.
01:13:47.000 You can figure it out?
01:13:48.000 Yeah, I'll figure it out.
01:13:48.000 Alright.
01:13:49.000 So I'll finish verbally setting up this clip here.
01:13:52.000 Now, if you've seen this before, then you hate me because you know all this.
01:13:56.000 So basically, I'm only going to show you one part of this.
01:14:00.000 It's the part where the woman is fake crying.
01:14:03.000 And this is down the theme of criminals faking shit to pretend that they're innocent, basically.
01:14:10.000 So the cops get a tip from this guy who used to be an ex-boyfriend of this chick.
01:14:19.000 She called him and said, can you kill my husband?
01:14:22.000 And instead of finding a hitman or putting a hit on him, he calls the cops and says, guys, this bitch just told me to kill this dude.
01:14:30.000 What do you want to do?
01:14:31.000 And they're like, I know what we'll do.
01:14:33.000 We'll pretend that you did that and we'll get him out of the house.
01:14:38.000 So the cops go to his house, they pick him up, and they let him know what's been going on.
01:14:42.000 Be like, your wife tried to get you killed.
01:14:45.000 And he's like, oh, shit.
01:14:46.000 So like, we're going to pretend that you're dead.
01:14:48.000 And then it went off without a hitch.
01:14:49.000 And we're going to tell her that there's been a disturbance at your house and you're dead.
01:14:53.000 And so her fake crying thing.
01:14:55.000 This is kind of ancient Chinese secret.
01:14:57.000 But for those of you who haven't seen, it's really worth it.
01:15:00.000 So if you go to that video, can you get there?
01:15:02.000 Yeah.
01:15:03.000 All right.
01:15:04.000 Go to, before that, it's like really HD footage of them outside.
01:15:10.000 Yeah, skip that.
01:15:11.000 So they get her on tape admitting the hit.
01:15:14.000 Sergeant Ramsey, I'm the one that called you.
01:15:15.000 Thank you for coming.
01:15:16.000 I'm sorry to call you.
01:15:17.000 Listen, we had a report of a disturbance at your house, and there were shots fired.
01:15:21.000 Is your husband Michael?
01:15:23.000 Okay, I'm sorry to tell you, ma'am, he's been killed.
01:15:26.000 He's been killed.
01:15:27.000 Oh, that pisses me off so much.
01:15:29.000 Yeah, play it out.
01:15:34.000 Try to calm down.
01:15:36.000 Listen, right now we need to get people to play.
01:15:39.000 We need to get you to the police station.
01:15:42.000 We can't look at that.
01:15:43.000 We need to do our job.
01:15:44.000 You want to find his door to give him a calm down.
01:15:49.000 You're pretty good, dude.
01:15:50.000 Okay.
01:15:51.000 Does he have enemies?
01:15:54.000 So this is such a fun...
01:15:56.000 We're talking about what a shitty...
01:15:57.000 Does he have enemies?
01:15:59.000 We're talking about how much of a shitty moment it is for when a cop responds to that shooting, the Parkland shooting.
01:16:05.000 But this has got to be such an awesome thing.
01:16:08.000 I mean, because the guy is safe.
01:16:09.000 Nobody's been killed.
01:16:12.000 And they're basically playing a very high risk.
01:16:17.000 There's a lot on the line that's basically punked, though.
01:16:20.000 They're coming, and they are coming at levels that you haven't even seen yet.
01:16:24.000 By the hundreds of thousands, by the millions, they'll be coming.
01:16:30.000 Such a good point.
01:16:32.000 They are coming at levels that we've never seen before.
01:16:35.000 They're coming at levels that you've never seen before.
01:16:39.000 Levels that, frankly, are kind of gay.
01:16:43.000 They're gay levels, and that's okay.
01:16:46.000 Gay numbers.
01:16:47.000 I'm getting hungry, so we'll wrap this up.
01:16:49.000 So that's fake crying, but that's got to be fun for a cop.
01:16:52.000 Basically, everybody's in on this prank, and she goes to jail for being a bad woman.
01:16:56.000 Now, that guy was trying to be on the straight and narrow.
01:16:58.000 He's been on probation after being in jail for a while.
01:17:02.000 He was a piece of shit.
01:17:04.000 He was a scumbag for leaving his wife for a hooker.
01:17:06.000 So that's the lesson there.
01:17:08.000 You know, you're not going to get the best if you leave your main for a little side.
01:17:15.000 So it's kind of like that guy's fault.
01:17:17.000 It's all about taking responsibility.
01:17:20.000 JK, it's her fault.
01:17:21.000 Okay, final video.
01:17:23.000 Hit it.
01:17:37.000 Wait, do your racist basketball impression?
01:17:43.000 Oh, I hate this shit.
01:17:45.000 Shit.
01:17:46.000 You want me to throw this?
01:17:47.000 And went in.
01:17:48.000 I hate myself.
01:17:51.000 Or like, oh, basketball player who's like racist against China, but he can't say anything about China because he has a Nike sponsorship.
01:17:58.000 That's basically just reality.
01:17:59.000 That's just...
01:18:00.000 If you tune into the NBA, that's what you'll see.
01:18:03.000 So let's go to the final video.
01:18:05.000 It's the link that is the last.
01:18:07.000 The bird, which is the bald eagle.
01:18:09.000 What the hell is going on?
01:18:10.000 You have to click the sound button to make sound out.
01:18:13.000 Instagram's code.
01:18:21.000 I thought they were trying to break his arm at first, but no.
01:18:25.000 They're not breaking his arm.
01:18:29.000 They're tying him to the support teams because he's stolen.
01:18:37.000 You can turn the volume down, but keep playing it.
01:18:40.000 Yeah, this is justice.
01:18:42.000 This is exactly what should be happening in New York City.
01:18:44.000 If you're going to decapitate the police, you're going to defund them.
01:18:47.000 Instead of catch and release for your seventh gun charge, you should just be tied to like a street poll for a week.
01:18:53.000 Yeah.
01:18:53.000 Just catch.
01:18:54.000 Yeah.
01:18:55.000 Instead of the release part.
01:19:01.000 The ice cream truck.
01:19:03.000 Yeah.
01:19:04.000 Playing a really daunting Harry Potter-esque song, by the way, too.
01:19:07.000 I don't know who they're trying to attract.
01:19:09.000 Warlocks?
01:19:10.000 Am I right, folks?
01:19:12.000 Yeah, a lot of the comments you'll notice are...
01:19:18.000 Read some of the comments?
01:19:23.000 Get caught stealing.
01:19:25.000 The bird, just the bald eagle.
01:19:31.000 A lot of these comments, since Gavin has turned on a lot of the viewers to this channel, those are all the video drops.
01:19:39.000 In the comments of any video that you pick from Mob Shishm are video drop quotes.
01:19:47.000 And being good at it, if you will.
01:19:49.000 I like his new sunglasses.
01:19:51.000 See, if you watch the show, you know these things.
01:19:54.000 Walmart pay-per-view.
01:19:56.000 Alright, well, that's it for the final video, and that's it for the show.
01:20:00.000 And can you turn my background to the censored where it says censored, it's all white?
01:20:09.000 Oh, you know what you could do, actually?
01:20:10.000 Go to DDR.
01:20:12.000 Oh, we didn't do a mailbag.
01:20:13.000 I'm sorry, guys.
01:20:15.000 Hold down macro.
01:20:17.000 No.
01:20:17.000 Hold down macro.
01:20:20.000 Macro and then the top left button.
01:20:22.000 Number one.
01:20:24.000 And go back to the desk.
01:20:28.000 Kind of in the middle of the board.
01:20:31.000 Yeah, you hold it down, and then you there we go.
01:20:34.000 This is...
01:20:35.000 Alright.
01:20:35.000 Woo!
01:20:36.000 We did it.
01:20:37.000 Great.
01:20:38.000 Okay, guys.
01:20:39.000 By the way.
01:20:42.000 It's been running Catsu Rivera all along.
01:20:46.000 Yep.
01:20:50.000 See how I'm doing the hair?
01:20:52.000 This is me now.
01:20:53.000 Before it was Gavin, now it's me, officially.
01:20:58.000 Okay.
01:20:59.000 Woo!
01:21:01.000 Well, that was fun.
01:21:02.000 Well, guys, I hope you've enjoyed this.
01:21:04.000 It's something, right?
01:21:04.000 To hold you over until the big guy comes back.
01:21:07.000 We miss him dearly, and he works very hard.
01:21:09.000 Even on the vacation days of the calendar year, we make sure that we have nice ass content.
01:21:15.000 But this is a guy that isn't loved by the neighborhood he's been living in.
01:21:20.000 This is a guy who's been persecuted and thrown off the fucking internet for goddamn sakes.
01:21:25.000 Can't even post fucking pancake pictures.
01:21:28.000 So give him a damn break.
01:21:29.000 He needs to go to a nice tropical place, get some sun, that pasty bastard, and fucking come back all tan and suave and sucker.
01:21:38.000 So we're happy for him.
01:21:40.000 We say, Gavin, take as much time as you'd like.
01:21:42.000 But he's going to be back on Monday.
01:21:44.000 So thank you for tuning in and get fired, get in trouble, be brave, throw one, and never stop fighting.