Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - S04E19

00:00:13.000 Live from New York, it's Get Off My One with Devin McGuinness.

00:00:47.000 Cause I was waiting, baby, bitch, your pockets in the ain't my discharge.

00:00:51.000 Tryna turn the puffin' lost on me, turn on the wave.

00:00:54.000 Bitch, you know what's big difference.

00:00:56.000 We can take what happened.

00:00:57.000 Gotta put on for him in each in my every action.

00:01:00.000 Got the forum, I'm performing.

00:01:01.000 I'm breathing out to the masses.

00:01:02.000 Bitch, you see it hit the bitch, bitch.

00:01:05.000 Break his back.

00:01:05.000 It's like a movie maker.

00:01:18.000 This is one of the best videos ever made.

00:01:21.000 And it's just casting.

00:01:23.000 It's the Tim and Eric guy.

00:01:25.000 I bet he did it.

00:01:26.000 Eric Warheim?

00:01:27.000 Is that his name?

00:01:28.000 No.

00:01:28.000 Which one's the douche?

00:01:30.000 Tim Heidegger's the douche.

00:01:31.000 Eric Warheim's the Eric.

00:01:32.000 Warheim's the good guy.

00:01:33.000 Well, he's a pedophile or something.

00:01:36.000 Allegedly.

00:01:36.000 Pedophile?

00:01:38.000 Was he fucking like 15-year-olds or 17-year-olds?

00:01:40.000 I heard he brought a 16-year-old to a party or something like that.

00:01:43.000 That's what Sam Hyde said?

00:01:45.000 I have to relive.

00:01:46.000 I heard he likes it up the butt.

00:01:47.000 Maybe.

00:01:48.000 With a strap on.

00:01:50.000 That's legal.

00:01:51.000 That's none of my business.

00:01:52.000 I don't care.

00:01:53.000 Not my cup of tea.

00:01:54.000 One time I had a girl give me a reach around because I thought I might like that.

00:01:59.000 I didn't like it.

00:02:00.000 Anything where I'm submissive is not sexually pleasing to me.

00:02:04.000 Remember one time a girl tied me up and then she put ice and she had an ice cube.

00:02:09.000 I think she got it from that Spike Lee movie.

00:02:12.000 And I just spent the whole time undoing the knot.

00:02:16.000 Not a fan.

00:02:17.000 But I get it.

00:02:19.000 You know who's submissive?

00:02:21.000 Dave, the singer of MDC, the punk band, Millions Dead Cops.

00:02:24.000 And Fat Mike of Fat Records.

00:02:27.000 He likes to get zipped up in a rubber bag and beaten up.

00:02:32.000 I liked lingerie.

00:02:33.000 I like a lady dressing up.

00:02:35.000 I liked fucking her with her heels on.

00:02:38.000 But yeah, that video.

00:02:42.000 There's a new MDC in town.

00:02:44.000 Oh, shit.

00:02:45.000 I don't think that's the MDC you grew up with, is it?

00:02:48.000 Yeah, that's not the band I had stay at my house.

00:02:50.000 No.

00:02:52.000 But go back to that video.

00:02:56.000 Oh, he's got a punk flyer as a tattoo.

00:02:59.000 That woman, press play.

00:03:03.000 That woman makes me feel dizzy.

00:03:07.000 She personifies mental illness.

00:03:09.000 And she's had her ears removed, parts of her nose removed.

00:03:13.000 I think she's Brazilian.

00:03:15.000 I feel dizzy when I look at her because I can see what severe mental illness is.

00:03:22.000 And I almost faint.

00:03:24.000 You know what I mean?

00:03:26.000 It's like doing acid.

00:03:27.000 When you do acid, you're experiencing mental illness.

00:03:30.000 Your brain is broken.

00:03:32.000 And it's kind of fun because you get to stretch your brain out.

00:03:35.000 But this is like acid but a bad trip.

00:03:38.000 And I'm seeing what severe mental damage is like.

00:03:41.000 I mean, even the way she walks in this video, it gives me the fucking creeps.

00:03:46.000 You know, people are scared of midgets.

00:03:47.000 You should be scared of someone like this, people who self-mutilate.

00:03:51.000 Oh, but you have tattoos.

00:03:53.000 Yeah.

00:03:53.000 There's certain degrees of self-mutilation that become disturbing.

00:03:58.000 Look at her.

00:03:59.000 We got this from a baby monster, and as you know, we call you guys baby monsters because I find the word fans super gay.

00:04:06.000 No, that's not him.

00:04:09.000 It was a she they showed.

00:04:11.000 I met that guy.

00:04:11.000 I think his name's Eddie.

00:04:19.000 What have you done, dude?

00:04:23.000 And she said, yeah, these are some great Australian rappers.

00:04:26.000 But there's a group apparently called the Buffet Boys.

00:04:29.000 And they're from Miami, I believe.

00:04:31.000 Miami and some California.

00:04:33.000 And they do high-quality rap songs like that.

00:04:36.000 They're not from Australia, Baby Monster.

00:04:39.000 But that was Shakewell.

00:04:40.000 And the song is Five Ways.

00:04:43.000 Fat Nick.

00:04:45.000 Where did I used to see Fat Nick?

00:04:47.000 I think he hung around with the Fat Jew.

00:04:50.000 Or maybe it was New York Nico or someone.

00:04:55.000 Yeah, there's Fat Nick.

00:04:57.000 I think he was a weed dealer in Florida.

00:05:00.000 And now he's a rapper.

00:05:03.000 This is not my generation.

00:05:12.000 You know, that's enough rap.

00:05:16.000 We sort of blew our Kabul nut yesterday.

00:05:19.000 I mean, you can just go on actual public freakouts on Reddit and just watch 100 hours of that place going to shit.

00:05:26.000 I don't care.

00:05:28.000 I don't care about the non-Western world.

00:05:30.000 Yeah, but it's going to come to your door.

00:05:31.000 Fuck off.

00:05:33.000 Well, what about the refugees?

00:05:34.000 Yeah, I want borders here on our planet, but I don't care how shitty.

00:05:40.000 This notion that we have to police the whole world so they don't come over to us.

00:05:45.000 What?

00:05:45.000 That's like saying if you live near a bad neighborhood, you better make sure all the gangsters are well fed and have plenty of money.

00:05:52.000 Give them your money or they're going to come and rob you.

00:05:54.000 No, no.

00:05:56.000 I'll just have my guns at my house.

00:05:58.000 I'll have my security at my house.

00:05:59.000 And if they come to me, I'll shoot them.

00:06:04.000 We need strong borders.

00:06:05.000 We don't need to make sure there's no reason to ever come here.

00:06:08.000 There will always be a shitty country that wants to come here.

00:06:12.000 No matter what we do globally, there will always be a Kabul.

00:06:16.000 So fuck them all.

00:06:19.000 Let God sort them out.

00:06:22.000 But we'll just tidy up a few loose ends.

00:06:26.000 CNN is...

00:06:29.000 Remember that woman we had Yesterday, who said, Oh, you're going to elect a woman to lead the Taliban in a democratic process?

00:06:36.000 Like, what the fuck?

00:06:38.000 We're so naive.

00:06:39.000 These people aren't different than us, they're human garbage.

00:06:43.000 Did you notice that there was not one woman or child who was trying to flee Kabul?

00:06:48.000 They don't give a shit about their own children.

00:06:50.000 That's garbage to them.

00:06:51.000 They care about number one.

00:06:54.000 That's why I don't like them.

00:06:56.000 And it's even mean to say I don't like them because that implies I care.

00:07:00.000 I never even think about the third world.

00:07:02.000 When I'm looking at news stories or in the paper and I see, you know, Mondslide in fucking China, I don't even, like, as soon as they see the word ch, I just turn the page.

00:07:12.000 Now, China's not a great example because their incompetency started a global pandemic.

00:07:18.000 But like India, fucking Central America.

00:07:24.000 Some of South America I would consider the West.

00:07:27.000 Argentina, Brazil, Chile.

00:07:29.000 I'd say the ABCs of South America, they're Western.

00:07:33.000 Anyway, to get back to what we don't care about, so CNN is still doing this like friendly shit where they walk, like, remember, this was 60 Minutes, but remember Laura, what's her name?

00:07:47.000 Lara Logan, who goes into the Arab Spring, and she's like, this is really fun, and everyone's having a great revolution!

00:07:53.000 And they pull her in and grab her tits and stick their fingers up her ass.

00:07:56.000 We still have them.

00:07:57.000 These women are still there.

00:08:00.000 And so here she is.

00:08:02.000 I sent you the meme separately.

00:08:04.000 Look that up.

00:08:06.000 You know who sent me this?

00:08:07.000 John Kinsman's wife, Zanoa.

00:08:09.000 She goes, what a difference a few days makes.

00:08:11.000 After breathtaking advance.

00:08:14.000 Oh, breathtaking.

00:08:15.000 It sounds so sexy.

00:08:17.000 You know what?

00:08:18.000 I'm going to go out on a limb here and say this woman has rape fantasies.

00:08:23.000 After a breast-touching advance, I mean, breathtantic.

00:08:27.000 I think she has a weird fetish where she wants to get raped or killed.

00:08:31.000 After breathtouching advance, Taliban surround caboose.

00:08:39.000 And so in a couple days, she's now a fully converted, at least as far as her apparel goes, a fully converted Muslim.

00:08:47.000 Shots fired at Kabul airport.

00:08:49.000 And there she is, all done up.

00:08:51.000 So she's speaking to them.

00:08:53.000 She's going to interview them.

00:08:55.000 They are quite likely the most sexist people in the world.

00:09:00.000 I mean, who's more sexist than the Taliban?

00:09:03.000 Like, they hate women so much they don't even rape them.

00:09:06.000 They rape boys.

00:09:08.000 Women are too disgusting to fuck.

00:09:12.000 Imagine being so sexist, you rape boys.

00:09:14.000 That's way out there on the sexism chart.

00:09:18.000 But let's see how it goes while she's talking to them.

00:09:21.000 She's probably getting along great.

00:09:24.000 Everything is under control.

00:09:25.000 Everything will be fine, the commander says.

00:09:28.000 Nobody should worry.

00:09:29.000 What's your message to America right now?

00:09:33.000 America already spent enough time in Afghanistan.

00:09:36.000 They need to leave, he tells us.

00:09:38.000 They already lost lots of lives and lots of money.

00:09:43.000 People come up to them to pose for photographs.

00:09:52.000 They're just chanting death to America, but they seem friendly at the same time.

00:09:57.000 It's utterly bizarre.

00:09:59.000 At the presidential palace, the Taliban are now.

00:10:02.000 She's got a rape fetish.

00:10:05.000 I think there's some white women who are so steeped in racist white guilt that they want to be raped by a visible minority.

00:10:16.000 Remember in Westchester on next door, there was that guy who was on, they're talking about Black Lives Matter and America's racist and we have to, George Floyd, blah, blah, blah.

00:10:25.000 And all these white women, rich white housewives, were like, you're so right.

00:10:29.000 We have so much to learn from you.

00:10:30.000 I'm so happy you're on here.

00:10:31.000 He's the only black guy for 100 miles.

00:10:33.000 He actually doesn't live in Westchester.

00:10:35.000 He lives in the Bronx, but he somehow got on that chat.

00:10:39.000 And then a housewife whose husband was a cop and smelled a rat outed him and said, you're a serial rapist and you're telling us how to live our lives.

00:10:51.000 He puts out a post called Self-Own, Extreme Ownership.

00:10:57.000 And they all kiss his ass again.

00:11:00.000 Imagine a MAGA guy.

00:11:02.000 If a MAGA guy smacked a woman on the ass, they'd want him to be publicly hanged.

00:11:06.000 But a black guy can serial rape women and he's a cutie.

00:11:10.000 And I brought it up with a guy I know who works at Fox, producer guy.

00:11:15.000 And he goes, they have rape fantasies.

00:11:16.000 That's why they're doing this.

00:11:18.000 They want him to rape them.

00:11:21.000 I thought that was a very extreme take at the time, but I'm starting to see it now.

00:11:26.000 Like, why didn't you take a vacation?

00:11:29.000 Hey, Biden's pulling out the troops on whatever we are, August 13th.

00:11:33.000 What's the date today?

00:11:35.000 Today is the 17th.

00:11:37.000 So Biden's pulling out on the 16th.

00:11:40.000 It will probably be fine.

00:11:42.000 I'm going to hedge my bets, pack a to-go bag, and I'm going to be in Puerto Vallarta that month.

00:11:50.000 And we'll just see how things go.

00:11:52.000 And then from the beach, you check your phone and you go, oop, that's looking pretty bad.

00:11:56.000 I guess I'm not getting my dog back from the pound.

00:12:00.000 I'm not talking about the people you saw jumping on the plane.

00:12:02.000 I'm talking about her, that CNN thing.

00:12:04.000 No, I have to stay here and cover it.

00:12:06.000 Yeah, you have to stay here and cover their balls while they rape you.

00:12:11.000 Am I crazy?

00:12:12.000 Is this a good theory?

00:12:13.000 I think she secretly wants to be raped.

00:12:16.000 Holy shit.

00:12:18.000 What about that other woman?

00:12:20.000 Remember the woman who hitchhiked Pippa Becca?

00:12:22.000 Who hitchhiked in a wedding dress to the Middle East to prove that they're not rapists?

00:12:27.000 Maybe she secretly, maybe not even knowingly.

00:12:31.000 Maybe you'd have to get truth serum and then you would see you'd play her back the video and go, this was you on We Almost Killed You with Heroin.

00:12:42.000 We brought you right to the end.

00:12:43.000 This is what you were saying.

00:12:44.000 I just want to fucking...

00:12:46.000 I'm garbage.

00:12:47.000 I want to get raped.

00:12:49.000 I want to get killed.

00:12:50.000 I want to feel the pain.

00:12:52.000 I want to feel the suffering.

00:12:53.000 I want, there's no real men here in Italy.

00:12:57.000 I want to get sodomized.

00:12:59.000 I want to fear for my life.

00:13:01.000 I want real danger.

00:13:04.000 And then they play it back to her and she goes, oh, my mama, mamia.

00:13:09.000 I think I've made a major breakthrough here.

00:13:12.000 It's possible.

00:13:13.000 Want to hear a major breakthrough I had on vacation?

00:13:15.000 I'm just sitting here, sitting in a chair.

00:13:19.000 This is a great thing about being old.

00:13:20.000 You don't need a book sometimes.

00:13:22.000 You just sit in a chair and go, holy shit.

00:13:26.000 It's like you have a little library in here.

00:13:28.000 I can listen to music.

00:13:29.000 And then I just, I couldn't stop thinking about Kamala Harris and Sean King.

00:13:34.000 And we've already brought this up on the show, but when you really work on it, it gets solidified as a theory.

00:13:42.000 Actually, let's play the racism intro.

00:13:44.000 Let's jump into some racism.

00:13:45.000 All right.

00:13:48.000 Who's more black, Kamala Harris or Sean King?

00:13:51.000 I think let's talk about racism that was racist, guys.

00:14:00.000 Do we have a different one?

00:14:01.000 I hate that.

00:14:02.000 Your stupid, like, round-edged square, that's so 90s graphic design.

00:14:09.000 That's the way I designed Vice in 1994.

00:14:12.000 Anyway.

00:14:15.000 All right.

00:14:15.000 Jump to this.

00:14:16.000 This is sort of a...

00:14:17.000 I love...

00:14:18.000 My favorite thing are errant threads.

00:14:21.000 Like identical twins separated at birth.

00:14:24.000 They find them later and they have the same car, same dog, remember that whole thing?

00:14:28.000 That's the errant thread that unravels the whole sweater because you realize we're more nature than nurture.

00:14:33.000 And I would argue it's like 95.5.

00:14:38.000 Here's another errant thread.

00:14:40.000 Okay.

00:14:42.000 Where is it now?

00:14:45.000 44.

00:14:46.000 Go to 4-4.

00:14:48.000 Maya Wiley, who, like Kamala Harris, sucked her way to the top.

00:14:53.000 Maya Wiley, I know from my cop friends, was a cop fetishist.

00:14:59.000 Speaking of these women that want it real bad, she was obsessed with cops and would regularly blow them.

00:15:05.000 And they call it the blue magnet.

00:15:08.000 That's why cops have so much trouble holding their marriages together because they get hit on a lot by women.

00:15:13.000 They look like a savior.

00:15:14.000 They look like a superhero to a lot of women.

00:15:16.000 And they get insane amounts of pussy, especially the fucking Midtown guys at Times Square because you have all the tourists that are there.

00:15:24.000 And they get hotel rooms like Sheraton room 234 handed to them all the time.

00:15:31.000 If your husband is the cop in Times Square, he's cheating on you.

00:15:35.000 And can you blame him?

00:15:36.000 I mean, men are only as loyal as their opportunities.

00:15:39.000 All these celebrities who cheat, like I could refuse four blowjobs.

00:15:44.000 But if I'm drunk and the woman, Eva Mendez, is crying because she wants to blow me so bad, all I could do is just run away.

00:15:52.000 I would just shove her and run.

00:15:54.000 Help, help.

00:15:55.000 My dick would be like trying to strain back like a jumping pit viper trying to get back to her.

00:15:59.000 And I'd be like, no.

00:16:00.000 Anyway, that was Maya Wiley.

00:16:03.000 Quite a tangent there.

00:16:04.000 But look at what she put up, right?

00:16:08.000 Help Shamica.

00:16:11.000 Perfect name for her.

00:16:14.000 That's the best name since Philonius, which is like, if you named a bad guy that in a Batman comic, you'd go, dude, that's kind of lame.

00:16:26.000 Like when they called the bad stuff that you're not allowed to get in Avatar unobtainium.

00:16:33.000 So Philonius is a little too on the nose, and Shamica is the nose.

00:16:38.000 Black female guitarist in need of a new guitar, $565 raised.

00:16:44.000 Now, the supposition here is that we live in a racist, sexist society.

00:16:50.000 So Shamica has to work five times harder than me to get money to buy a guitar.

00:16:56.000 Now, when you read this thing, it's just an Amazon wish list.

00:17:01.000 It reads like a letter to Santa.

00:17:04.000 Click on the link.

00:17:05.000 Go down.

00:17:07.000 Read more.

00:17:10.000 Blow up a bit?

00:17:13.000 No.

00:17:17.000 Doing gig work, that's not enough.

00:17:19.000 Oh, so the other thing is like COVID has made it too hard for her because she does gigs and there's no places open, which is bullshit.

00:17:26.000 The guitars I'm looking for, Santa, are the Fender 2 Stratocaster, HHS, or the 60 Strat.

00:17:32.000 The amp I'm considering, hmm, I might get this too, is a Mustang LT50.

00:17:38.000 With a new guitar and setup, I'm able to create some new music for my upcoming album.

00:17:41.000 You can listen to my music.

00:17:43.000 So, anyway, the assumption that the left has made about America is that it's racist and sexist.

00:17:50.000 That's just a given.

00:17:50.000 That's CRT, right?

00:17:51.000 It's racist.

00:17:52.000 Cops are especially racist.

00:17:54.000 They shoot black people for sport.

00:17:57.000 Okay.

00:17:59.000 But what if it's not true?

00:18:01.000 If it's not true, then that woman doesn't deserve a new guitar.

00:18:07.000 And then you start going, well, wait a minute.

00:18:09.000 We've based our entire ethos, our entire worldview is based on this assumption that we're all racist.

00:18:20.000 And furthermore, we all go by the one-drop rule.

00:18:23.000 Now, the one-drop rule is if you're an Octoroon, you're black.

00:18:27.000 And that is a very eccentric way to see the world.

00:18:31.000 And nobody really is like that.

00:18:33.000 Right?

00:18:34.000 Even like Jared Taylor, American Renaissance, if they have a black guy there who has their views, they don't give a shit.

00:18:43.000 In fact, they've had black speakers before.

00:18:45.000 And they are racial realists who don't think that blacks and whites mix.

00:18:49.000 And they don't think diversity should be a thing we push.

00:18:53.000 So the one-drop rule is way the fuck out there.

00:18:57.000 Way out there.

00:18:58.000 Even the Nazis, when the Nazis were trying to define what's a Jew, they heard that the KKK has this one-drop rule where if your great-grandfather was black, you're fucked.

00:19:09.000 You're out.

00:19:10.000 You're done.

00:19:11.000 And they said, a little too intense.

00:19:14.000 We're not doing that.

00:19:16.000 The Nazi party said that's too intense.

00:19:18.000 I don't know what their rule was for Judaism.

00:19:20.000 Maybe it was 25% or something.

00:19:22.000 But they thought 0.01%, that's kind of irrelevant, right?

00:19:27.000 But we've based it all on that.

00:19:30.000 So, not only has the left assumed that we're all racist, they've assumed we're the most racist people imaginable.

00:19:38.000 The KKK in 1920.

00:19:40.000 Like the mob.

00:19:41.000 The mob won't let you be a made man if you're not Italian, but they'll have an Irish guy who's like their top dude.

00:19:47.000 He just can't be made.

00:19:48.000 So now we're lumped in with the mafia and the KKK.

00:19:52.000 And both of those tenets of their legenda, their dictum, was made in like the beginning of the century.

00:20:03.000 So we're like 19th century extremists to them.

00:20:09.000 We're not.

00:20:10.000 You don't deserve a Mustang LT50, my dear.

00:20:14.000 You don't deserve it.

00:20:16.000 You have not faced any adversity.

00:20:19.000 Yes, America was racist.

00:20:21.000 But as our Thursday Night Co-Star says, if you were born after 1970, shut the fuck up.

00:20:29.000 It's as simple as that.

00:20:31.000 For 50 years, since the death of Martin Luther King was the death of racism.

00:20:37.000 I've said that to millennials and Zoomers, and they laugh in my face.

00:20:41.000 And then they'll bring up Mike Brown, George Floyd, pathetic examples.

00:20:45.000 Fucking, what's her name who was on the cover of Oprah magazine?

00:20:48.000 Breonna Taylor.

00:20:50.000 Going back to that chick, this is the theme of the show.

00:20:54.000 What should we call it?

00:20:55.000 Masochistic SNM?

00:20:58.000 Yeah, sadism and masochism.

00:21:03.000 Female masochists.

00:21:05.000 Breonna Taylor loved danger.

00:21:08.000 She dated a drug dealer.

00:21:10.000 She posed in pictures with his gun.

00:21:12.000 She had a rental car with a dead body in it.

00:21:16.000 She loved the thrill.

00:21:18.000 She was an EMT for like an hour and she thought, this isn't exciting enough.

00:21:22.000 Then she stopped showing up for work.

00:21:24.000 She liked handling the monies.

00:21:26.000 They didn't want money on them in case they got busted.

00:21:28.000 So she'd be walking around with 40 grand in her glove compartment.

00:21:32.000 Now, the problem with loving danger is it's dangerous.

00:21:36.000 And when he eventually got too big and the drug squad had to come in, a shootout began.

00:21:43.000 That was the danger she was excited about.

00:21:46.000 She basically got what she asked for.

00:21:50.000 I'm sorry to say it.

00:21:52.000 I'm shocked myself.

00:21:54.000 But when you run the numbers and you do the math and you face the truth, you know, she loved danger and she was shot by a stray bullet.

00:22:05.000 That was the risk that turned her on.

00:22:07.000 It's like a gambler losing money.

00:22:09.000 You kind of got what you asked for.

00:22:12.000 I mean, some people go to Vegas to lose money, believe it or not.

00:22:16.000 This is called counterintuitive thinking that most modern people are incapable of.

00:22:21.000 I was at, you know the machine that has the little tractor beams that push out coins?

00:22:28.000 Not tractor beams, but it's like a shovel.

00:22:30.000 And you put coins in and then eventually they all match up and they push over an edge.

00:22:35.000 It's the stupidest game ever because when it finally goes over the edge, you've got to refill it all to make it scoop over again.

00:22:42.000 So it's pushing over the edge.

00:22:43.000 And I saw one there.

00:22:44.000 She was dressed real nice, Academy Awards type dress.

00:22:48.000 And I was, I forget what I was doing.

00:22:50.000 And she was over by those stupid machines, right?

00:22:52.000 Just putting it.

00:22:53.000 Yeah, there it is.

00:22:54.000 She was putting money in that.

00:22:56.000 And it hit.

00:22:57.000 It struck.

00:23:00.000 A flood of money poured out.

00:23:04.000 And you know what she did?

00:23:06.000 She immediately was picking it up and putting it back as fast as she could, putting back all her winnings.

00:23:12.000 Because money rules us.

00:23:14.000 And especially if you don't have enough of it, you're constantly thinking about money.

00:23:17.000 Can I afford this?

00:23:18.000 You want just a weekend where you tell money to go fuck itself.

00:23:22.000 So winning is not good in that sense because now I have more money.

00:23:26.000 She was there to lose money.

00:23:28.000 She was punishing herself.

00:23:30.000 It was a way of saying, you don't own me.

00:23:33.000 So I'm going to whip myself.

00:23:34.000 I don't know.

00:23:34.000 It's self-flagellism.

00:23:38.000 Maybe that'll be the name of the app.

00:23:40.000 Self-flagellation?

00:23:41.000 I don't know.

00:23:44.000 So that brings us to Kamala Harris.

00:23:46.000 How is she black?

00:23:48.000 She's black if we all follow the one-drop rule.

00:23:50.000 If we go by the one-drop rule, Sean King is white, Kamala Harris is black, and she suffered because she lives in a country where they're like, well, what do we got here?

00:23:58.000 Kamala Harris, you're part Negro.

00:24:02.000 Get out.

00:24:03.000 You can't join this country club.

00:24:05.000 Even if you're 1% black, you can't.

00:24:08.000 No such thing exists.

00:24:11.000 How many fucking Americans follow the one-drop rule and don't like a woman or a man because they are 1% black?

00:24:19.000 Like, find me the top racist in the country.

00:24:22.000 And he'd be like, oh, his grandfather was black, but he's a good guy.

00:24:25.000 He's basically white.

00:24:27.000 I'm sorry to do a southern accent.

00:24:28.000 That's so predictable.

00:24:31.000 So pedestrian is a better term.

00:24:36.000 So to see Kamala Harris as black and Sean King is white, I think is to deny reality.

00:24:42.000 Sean King is black.

00:24:45.000 You can be black.

00:24:47.000 And Kamala Harris is not black.

00:24:51.000 Genetics mean nothing in this case.

00:24:55.000 So Sean King has been talking black, eating black, dreaming black, counting black since he's, what, 14?

00:25:03.000 He's got black kids, lives in a black neighborhood.

00:25:05.000 Kamala Harris knows nothing of the black experience.

00:25:10.000 Now, these are outliers, but when you start chipping away at it, you realize that race is not a thing.

00:25:18.000 And this absurd notion, I've already covered this really when I did that, all the races, this absurd notion that like Javier Bardem is somehow oppressed because he's brown.

00:25:29.000 No.

00:25:30.000 Everyone in this country is basically the same except poor blacks.

00:25:35.000 And they've got an argument.

00:25:36.000 I'll give it to them.

00:25:37.000 If you lived in the hood, you have a different culture, you have a different accent, you have different food, you do have slavery in your past.

00:25:45.000 This is Ann Coulter's take.

00:25:46.000 She goes, she's like, she's very sensitive about the N-word.

00:25:49.000 She's kind of politically correct when it comes to blacks.

00:25:52.000 But working class blacks can talk about racism.

00:25:57.000 No one else can.

00:25:58.000 No Hispanics, Lebanese.

00:26:00.000 Hispanics, there's only two Hispanics.

00:26:02.000 There's the white ones and then the little Aztecs that do your lawn.

00:26:05.000 No one hates the latter group.

00:26:07.000 No one even notices them.

00:26:08.000 They don't see them.

00:26:09.000 They're invisible in America.

00:26:11.000 So none of these groups, Asians, like Asians are jumping on the bandwagon talking about white rage.

00:26:16.000 Do I have that in the thing?

00:26:17.000 Yeah, check out 4-8.

00:26:20.000 It's become fashionable to shit on white people because they...

00:26:23.000 I get it.

00:26:24.000 If the one-drop rule was being used regularly in America, then yeah, I'd be pissed off at white people.

00:26:30.000 But it's all a lie.

00:26:32.000 Look at this.

00:26:34.000 Yeah, let's talk about that for a second.

00:26:36.000 Bro, white rage is so scary.

00:26:38.000 And sometimes it's like I can't understand why the historically least oppressed people are the most pressed.

00:26:45.000 Like, what do you, in all your privilege, even have to be mad about?

00:26:48.000 Always some Karen trying to speak to the manager.

00:26:50.000 And then I just think about how it's probably because their entitlement has prevented them from gaining the emotional or mental tools required to deal when they don't get their way.

00:26:58.000 So whenever I see a white person getting all hot and bothered, I'm like, why the rage?

00:27:03.000 Fuck your feelings.

00:27:05.000 Yeah, look fucking mad.

00:27:06.000 Isn't that amazing?

00:27:08.000 So, and this is the same as, I think I know why.

00:27:12.000 They're basing all of the country on, one, the assumption that we're all Nazis who use the one-drop rule.

00:27:17.000 And two, Karens are everywhere.

00:27:19.000 There's all these angry white bitches wanting to talk to the manager.

00:27:22.000 There's a fair number of them.

00:27:24.000 They're all over the board map when it comes to their race and preference and their political spectrum.

00:27:31.000 There's Republican Karens and liberal Karens.

00:27:34.000 Probably more liberal Karens.

00:27:35.000 It has very little to do with race.

00:27:37.000 I think it has more to do with feminism.

00:27:38.000 They're drunk with power and they think they're badass.

00:27:43.000 I don't think anybody asked to talk to the manager in this situation here.

00:27:46.000 Right.

00:27:47.000 And that's the other thing.

00:27:48.000 If you want to talk about a group that thinks they own the place and acts like everywhere's their living room, it's black Americans.

00:27:53.000 Sorry.

00:27:54.000 That's the pattern I see.

00:27:56.000 So that group there is the only group that can talk about racism.

00:27:59.000 And now that we've isolated it to blacks are 40% of the population.

00:28:05.000 Below middle class blacks are probably like 9, right?

00:28:10.000 So we've reduced it to 9% of the population.

00:28:13.000 This whole racism, all of this talk of racism for 9% of the population.

00:28:17.000 Now that we've isolated that into this one little fuckhole, they've got a lot of answering to do in their community.

00:28:26.000 And you know who is saying this is black people.

00:28:28.000 Like Monique is like, what are you doing at the airport with their shower caps on?

00:28:33.000 And why are your pants so low?

00:28:35.000 You hear that from older, well-to-do blacks all the time.

00:28:39.000 So the whole story of racism in America, which dominates the news on a regular basis, comes down to 9% of the population and it's mostly their fault.

00:28:51.000 Their problems are mostly their fault.

00:28:55.000 In other words, this whole thing is a lie.

00:29:00.000 The whole thing is an illusion.

00:29:02.000 It's all fucking bullshit.

00:29:05.000 And people, it's an entire industry.

00:29:07.000 It's a trillion-dollar industry.

00:29:10.000 Look at Joy Reed.

00:29:12.000 Have I got her here?

00:29:16.000 She might be in...

00:29:18.000 46 or 47.

00:29:20.000 Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, 46 and 47.

00:29:22.000 Go to 47 first.

00:29:26.000 Oh, my God.

00:29:28.000 The racism thing, I had that epiphany on vacation, but the woman wanting to be abused is something I just thought of today.

00:29:35.000 I'm still reeling from it.

00:29:36.000 Look at her pinned tweet.

00:29:39.000 The Republican Party is currently and knowingly harboring a violent white nationalist insurgency against the United States.

00:29:51.000 That retarded lie from an immigrate loser, retard, named Joy Reed is not just a pinned tweet.

00:30:03.000 That's her job.

00:30:04.000 That's how she pays the bills.

00:30:07.000 That's her worldview.

00:30:08.000 And in a way, she's assimilating.

00:30:10.000 Her parents are African academics.

00:30:12.000 She went to Harvard, and she's learned the best way to survive is to perpetuate this retarded myth that we live in a one-drop white nationalist society.

00:30:23.000 Like, what the fuck is she talking about?

00:30:25.000 Charlottesville?

00:30:27.000 Actually, she didn't talk about Charlottesville.

00:30:28.000 She thinks it happened last year.

00:30:30.000 One year ago tonight, this was August 11th, America got a clear fascism warning in Charlottesville.

00:30:36.000 This is still up, by the way.

00:30:38.000 Our leaders and media should have listened.

00:30:40.000 We'll discuss with Malcolm Nance, who I hung out with one night, and I'm convinced he's a total and utter fraud.

00:30:48.000 I don't think he was in Afghanistan for more than a minute.

00:30:52.000 Rep Swalwell, that's the guy who farts and fucks spies.

00:30:57.000 And I don't know who that last person is.

00:30:59.000 But they're there to talk about Charlottesville, which I bet those guys with the tiki torches, I bet they do follow the one-drop rule.

00:31:06.000 And how many of them were there?

00:31:08.000 Maybe 200?

00:31:09.000 I don't know if they still believe that, very radical belief.

00:31:12.000 So Joy Ann Reid and all of MSNBC, all of CNN, all the left, has based their worldview on 200 assholes at Charlottesville four years ago.

00:31:23.000 It was not a year ago, it was four years ago.

00:31:25.000 Isn't that insane?

00:31:28.000 I mean, Charlottesville existed a year ago.

00:31:30.000 It exists right now, too.

00:31:32.000 So yesterday was in the anniversary.

00:31:34.000 It's a pretty PC place.

00:31:35.000 In fact, I think that's one of the reasons there was so many angry Nazis there is because I think the mayor is a total BLM dude who was fucking over the town.

00:31:46.000 Not saying it was justified.

00:31:48.000 But yeah, once you realize that, that it's all based on this one-drop myth, maybe that's the name of the show.

00:31:59.000 You just sort of walk around the streets like, what the fuck?

00:32:04.000 I got to get a black woman a guitar.

00:32:07.000 She's oppressed by me.

00:32:09.000 I'm just paying my oppression.

00:32:10.000 And the reason I'm rich is because I walk into a bank and people just give me free shit.

00:32:17.000 I've seen blacks do that.

00:32:18.000 Actually, that did happen to me on vacation.

00:32:20.000 I tell you that already?

00:32:21.000 No.

00:32:22.000 The drinks are 22 bucks, double makers.

00:32:25.000 It's killing me.

00:32:27.000 I can't have my favorite thing.

00:32:29.000 And we just had a very expensive dinner, probably $150.

00:32:34.000 And so I go up, there's a fight on, MMA fight at the bar.

00:32:37.000 So I go up to the bar with my wife, my lovely wife, and I have a maker's.

00:32:42.000 And he goes, Do you want me to put that on your food, your bell for your meal?

00:32:47.000 Or do you want to just pay here?

00:32:48.000 And I go, neither.

00:32:49.000 I don't want to pay for this.

00:32:51.000 And he goes, okay.

00:32:52.000 Wow.

00:32:56.000 Did you get inspired from that?

00:32:57.000 Because you said the black guy's got a free drink too.

00:33:00.000 Yeah, no, the black guy's got a free drink after that.

00:33:03.000 No, I was doing that joke all night because I was bummed out by how much money I was spending.

00:33:08.000 So like when she came to the bar, the waitress, and she's like, oh, okay, I'll serve your bill here.

00:33:12.000 I go, that wasn't us.

00:33:14.000 This couple wears the exact same clothes as us and then takes off and we keep getting these fucking bills.

00:33:20.000 I don't know who they are or where they're staying.

00:33:22.000 Did she laugh or did she not understand?

00:33:24.000 They laughed.

00:33:24.000 They're funny.

00:33:25.000 They're educated people.

00:33:26.000 I was riffing with everyone all day.

00:33:28.000 Dude, Costa Ricans are so educated that they have arguments on whether sloths are high or not.

00:33:34.000 Right.

00:33:36.000 That's advanced.

00:33:37.000 That is pretty cool.

00:33:38.000 Because they're fermenting leaves in their polygastric digestive system.

00:33:45.000 You don't hear that in Miami.

00:33:47.000 You don't hear that at JFK.

00:33:49.000 I went to the Rockaways last night.

00:33:52.000 My buddy rented a house in Far Rockaway.

00:33:56.000 It's fucking ghetto.

00:33:58.000 I go, dude.

00:34:00.000 We're in East New York.

00:34:01.000 I got to send you these two pictures I took as I was pulling out this morning.

00:34:05.000 But we go for a walk.

00:34:06.000 He's got kids and he wants to smoke a joint.

00:34:14.000 I want to see if this chick plays guitar while you find that.

00:34:19.000 Okay.

00:34:21.000 So far I see the one picture.

00:34:24.000 Really bad form on that bass guitar, too.

00:34:27.000 Oh, wouldn't that be awesome if she can't play?

00:34:29.000 She can't.

00:34:30.000 Look at that.

00:34:30.000 That's exactly how somebody picking up a guitar and wants to try to learn sits with a guitar.

00:34:38.000 That's not a good.

00:34:39.000 That's a bass.

00:34:40.000 She's going to have a tough time on guitar.

00:34:44.000 Well, there should...

00:34:44.000 If you're promoting your music, shouldn't there be like 50 Instagram moments of you totally ripping?

00:34:50.000 Let's see.

00:34:51.000 She's got a band camp.

00:34:52.000 All right, let's hear.

00:34:53.000 Here we go.

00:34:54.000 This is her band?

00:34:55.000 Yeah.

00:34:57.000 It's a drum machine.

00:35:01.000 This sounds like Wesley Willis.

00:35:03.000 Northwest Airlines!

00:35:06.000 Northwest Airlines!

00:35:09.000 Turn it up.

00:35:14.000 Now it sounds like Rip Hop, like Bell and Sebastian or something.

00:35:22.000 Been caught up just in time, but then they're not on fine.

00:35:25.000 No more shot of red one.

00:35:26.000 If it's like turning line, why am I going blind to what I could have had?

00:35:30.000 Crispy open mind.

00:35:31.000 Just looking for one sign, cause I'm not.

00:35:34.000 Matt, it's not bad.

00:35:36.000 It would be way funnier if she was terrible.

00:35:39.000 That's got a hook.

00:35:41.000 It's got an attitude.

00:35:42.000 It's got a good beat.

00:35:43.000 You can dance to it.

00:35:44.000 Like the steam song.

00:35:48.000 So there's so much that happens based on this assumption that we live in the place that we don't live in.

00:35:53.000 That's fucking crazy.

00:35:55.000 Did you find that thing?

00:35:56.000 Oh, I sent you the...

00:35:58.000 Oh, okay.

00:36:02.000 So I was with the 9% last night.

00:36:05.000 We went out.

00:36:05.000 He went to smoke a joint.

00:36:06.000 I smoked a joint too.

00:36:08.000 And we're in Far Rock away at the far, far by the bay.

00:36:12.000 And we go down this dead end.

00:36:14.000 There's a black guy with his...

00:36:17.000 The days of the boombox are back.

00:36:19.000 Now black people listen to music as loud as they would at their home if they're cleaning their room, on the train, walking down the street, everywhere.

00:36:27.000 So he's got a little speaker, and it's louder than I could be in this studio right now, where our neighbors would complain.

00:36:35.000 It's rock concert loud.

00:36:36.000 And he plays disco, he plays Madonna, he plays dance all.

00:36:39.000 It was kind of cool, actually.

00:36:41.000 I didn't hate it.

00:36:43.000 So he's sitting, and he's singing along with the music.

00:36:46.000 Then there's a woman at a picnic table, and she's got a big tumbler of, it looks like brandy, probably Hennessy.

00:36:52.000 She's just sitting there alone.

00:36:57.000 And then a couple comes, and they sit down on two chairs that are chained and locked to the pole.

00:37:04.000 It must be their chairs.

00:37:05.000 And they come and they sit there for a bit.

00:37:07.000 They're not looking out at the water, by the way.

00:37:08.000 No one's looking at the water.

00:37:09.000 The water's right there.

00:37:10.000 And everyone is facing this way.

00:37:13.000 And they sit for a bit and they talk.

00:37:15.000 This is a car.

00:37:17.000 Look at that fucking car.

00:37:18.000 The bumper's held on with a rope.

00:37:20.000 It looks like a cartoon.

00:37:22.000 And if you look closely, you'll see the rear lights aren't touching the car.

00:37:27.000 They're floating.

00:37:28.000 They're part of the bumper, which I believe is only there with that rope.

00:37:33.000 Nothing else.

00:37:34.000 And look at the windows.

00:37:36.000 The windows are held together, not even with good tape, but with like cheap packing tape when you're moving.

00:37:43.000 I don't think that car's ever, that car's probably been sitting there for like a year.

00:37:48.000 And then look at the house.

00:37:52.000 Now, right there in the window, it says no trespassing.

00:37:56.000 I wouldn't worry about it, dude.

00:37:58.000 No one, no one, you have the worst house in the world.

00:38:02.000 Like, your house would look bad in the favelas.

00:38:05.000 That sign should be facing the house.

00:38:07.000 Do not leave.

00:38:10.000 Don't come into the world.

00:38:11.000 We're closed.

00:38:13.000 Stay indoors.

00:38:14.000 I mean, that house looks terrible in the outskirts of Mexico City.

00:38:20.000 It's the worst house in the world.

00:38:22.000 Like, I don't want it for free.

00:38:25.000 I don't know.

00:38:25.000 For free, that'd be kind of cool.

00:38:26.000 You could do some cool stuff.

00:38:28.000 No, dude.

00:38:28.000 Oh, my God.

00:38:29.000 If you like, if you want a free house, go to Detroit.

00:38:32.000 You can have a mansion for fucking 80 grand, and the city pays you to help fix it up.

00:38:37.000 Wow.

00:38:38.000 Of course, there's nothing for miles but death and destruction.

00:38:41.000 And I'm not a Rockaways guy.

00:38:42.000 I was thinking of moving down there because everyone's MAGA and there's a lot of cops and firemen.

00:38:47.000 But the whole culture is the beach.

00:38:49.000 And I'm not a big, I don't mind sitting shooting the shit with the guys on the beach.

00:38:53.000 But I'd rather shoot the shit by a lake or something or In a bar.

00:39:00.000 You look like a fucking time traveler in this picture.

00:39:03.000 They look like they're from the 60s.

00:39:06.000 Dude, the hipsters have started going down there.

00:39:10.000 I had the least tattoos on the beach.

00:39:13.000 Nice.

00:39:13.000 I got to get my tattoo game.

00:39:15.000 Women covered.

00:39:16.000 Wow.

00:39:17.000 Legs, back, everything.

00:39:19.000 I'm just thinking, where do you get the time and the money for all that?

00:39:21.000 Every time I see somebody with tattoos, I'm like, how?

00:39:24.000 They're not that expensive.

00:39:26.000 And then the surfing.

00:39:27.000 Okay, maybe I'm a surfer.

00:39:28.000 The surfing sucks.

00:39:30.000 Why the fuck would you trek all the way down to the Rockaways?

00:39:34.000 I was watching them for a while.

00:39:36.000 No one got more than like 10 feet of surf.

00:39:41.000 Like they get you a wave, 1, 1,000 2, 1,0003, three seconds max.

00:39:47.000 The waves were like this tall.

00:39:50.000 Rockaway.

00:39:51.000 What are you doing?

00:39:52.000 If you're that into surfing, move.

00:39:54.000 Don't go to Rockaways.

00:39:56.000 Like, people were waiting hours for a decent wave.

00:39:59.000 Anyway.

00:40:04.000 But yeah, it was with the 9%.

00:40:05.000 Let's call them the 9% from now on.

00:40:10.000 9% of the population controls 90% of the dialogue.

00:40:13.000 They're controlling 90% of this show.

00:40:17.000 And because this narrative is so effective, you can abuse people who you don't like.

00:40:23.000 Like Nick Fuentes.

00:40:25.000 He once made a Holocaust joke that lasted eight seconds, and it defines him.

00:40:32.000 Because other people jump in on this one-drop thing.

00:40:35.000 Jews, liberal Jews, go, yeah, yeah, we do live in a Nazi rally.

00:40:40.000 We do live in a Klan rally, and they hate me too.

00:40:42.000 I'm basically black.

00:40:43.000 No, you're not.

00:40:44.000 No one hates you, you fucking liar.

00:40:46.000 So because everyone hates me and I'm Jewish, you have to stop the Nazi party.

00:40:52.000 As Joy Reed said, there's a white nationalist insurgency going on right below our nose.

00:40:59.000 So we have to stop Nick because what Nick's going to do is start a fourth Reich, a new Nazi party, and then they're going to kill all the blacks, Jews, Lebanese, Asians, albinos, Hondurans.

00:41:10.000 They'll all be rounded up and killed.

00:41:12.000 Like, if this was the plot of a movie, you'd go, I'm sorry, I'm not funding this movie.

00:41:16.000 It's retarded.

00:41:17.000 I usually do more realistic things like zombie movies or space invaders.

00:41:23.000 This imminent genocide narrative is fucking dumb.

00:41:29.000 Anyway, it's a powerful tool.

00:41:32.000 And the FBI just kicked in Nick Fuentes' door.

00:41:35.000 No, not literally, but they took half a million dollars from him.

00:41:42.000 Scroll down a bit.

00:41:43.000 All that concentrated power that's been built up in Washington, D.C. is being rotated and turned inwardly.

00:41:49.000 What did Nick ever do wrong?

00:41:51.000 You don't agree with him?

00:41:53.000 Good.

00:41:54.000 Like, he offends you?

00:41:55.000 Good.

00:41:56.000 I'm offended every fucking day.

00:41:58.000 Just on the drive here, I was listening to Sally Field on Howard Stern.

00:42:02.000 And she's talking about how when she was 14, she got this gig to do gidget in 1967.

00:42:09.000 And her stepfather was dubious.

00:42:12.000 And so he followed her there and to the set and made sure she was okay all day.

00:42:16.000 You know what the take is on that?

00:42:18.000 Oh, it can't be real.

00:42:20.000 You're not good enough to get on a show.

00:42:23.000 No, it's a father.

00:42:24.000 A father is not even your biological father protecting you.

00:42:27.000 And yeah, I'm sure the odds are real high that a teenage girl is going to get fucked with in Hollywood back in the late 60s.

00:42:35.000 But the narrative is, you know, dads are shit.

00:42:38.000 So they all go to therapists, right?

00:42:41.000 So everything's Freudian.

00:42:42.000 And the dad must have thought, he must have been following you because he doesn't trust you.

00:42:45.000 You're not good enough.

00:42:46.000 What?

00:42:47.000 And then Rhonda Rousey's on Stern.

00:42:49.000 And she's like, yeah, they made me weigh.

00:42:51.000 I told you this yesterday, right?

00:42:52.000 They made me weigh 135 pounds.

00:42:56.000 Yeah, that's martial arts.

00:42:57.000 That's boxing.

00:42:58.000 That's the way it works, you stupid bitch.

00:43:00.000 So that's me as a dad and a man getting insulted as I sit in the car, paying Sirius 10 bucks a month to insult me.

00:43:07.000 I'm offended.

00:43:08.000 I get over it.

00:43:09.000 I mention it here, briefly.

00:43:11.000 So if Nick Fuentes offends you, get over it.

00:43:15.000 You don't deserve half a million dollars.

00:43:19.000 And what's shocking about this, I'm going to start putting the notes back up so you can read this on your own time, is that there's no recourse.

00:43:25.000 They've decided he's a domestic terrorist and he's a threat to the nation.

00:43:29.000 So taking his half a million is like taking money from El Chapo or the Taliban.

00:43:35.000 In other words, Nick's ideas are so dangerous that he is in the same boat as El Chapo and the terrorists in MS-13.

00:43:46.000 What kind of pussy nation are we that we equate serious murderers?

00:43:55.000 I mean, El Chapo is a mass murderer.

00:43:56.000 The Taliban are mass murderers with someone who has ideas you don't agree with.

00:44:02.000 What the fuck?

00:44:16.000 And the same kind of opposition that a Chinese dissident would face from the Chinese government.

00:44:20.000 It's not that much different, and I'm living proof.

00:44:23.000 You know, just pause.

00:44:24.000 I was talking to Dove Charney of American Apparel yesterday, just catching up.

00:44:29.000 He's got a new company called LA Apparel now, 1,500 employees.

00:44:33.000 It's about a fifth the size of American Apparel, but he's doing well.

00:44:36.000 Still constantly threats of suing, though.

00:44:39.000 And he said, I don't agree with you, with your ideas.

00:44:42.000 He goes, I want open borders, especially with trade.

00:44:46.000 I want total free market capitalism.

00:44:48.000 No embargoes, no nothing.

00:44:51.000 I don't care about flags.

00:44:52.000 I care about efficiency.

00:44:54.000 I said, I get that, but I care about flags.

00:44:57.000 And I want borders of all shapes and sizes.

00:45:01.000 And he goes, good.

00:45:02.000 I'm glad we disagree on that.

00:45:03.000 We agree on a lot of things and we disagree on that.

00:45:05.000 And I go, but wait a minute, Dove.

00:45:06.000 You make your shit in America.

00:45:08.000 And he goes, yeah, that's just because it's cheaper.

00:45:10.000 If you do it right, it's actually cheaper.

00:45:13.000 And I pay my Mexicans a fair salary.

00:45:17.000 There's Dove and I, totally disagreeing, totally relaxed.

00:45:20.000 I don't get his money.

00:45:22.000 I don't get to throw him in jail.

00:45:23.000 Those aren't my sewing machines.

00:45:30.000 Yeah, go back to that.

00:45:31.000 I've never seen that before.

00:45:33.000 The first political content that I ever saw was an interview with Thomas Sowell, actually, for the Hoover Institute.

00:45:40.000 Every single time the reduction in the tax rates has led to a lot of people.

00:45:44.000 That's a cool way to show a video and not have to pay for it.

00:45:47.000 Oh, interesting.

00:45:48.000 You put it on a computer or you show it a different way.

00:45:51.000 And as the viewer, I don't give a shit.

00:45:53.000 It's just a little smaller.

00:45:54.000 It's a good scam.

00:45:55.000 Saves you hours of paperwork and money.

00:45:58.000 So I hear people on television saying how the government can't afford to give the tax cuts to the rich.

00:46:05.000 You know, not giving anything to anybody.

00:46:08.000 The first book I read was Free to Choose by Milton Friedman.

00:46:11.000 And, you know, from that point on, I was political.

00:46:15.000 Good evening, everybody.

00:46:16.000 Nick, I think you're forgetting someone who red-pilled you.

00:46:21.000 I'm always written out of history.

00:46:23.000 We have that conversation on the lav mics.

00:46:25.000 We will never release it, but it exists, and I've heard it.

00:46:28.000 You were lavved up for your speech in D.C. for the America First Rally.

00:46:32.000 Oh, why don't we release it?

00:46:34.000 Because everybody thought that they were off mic.

00:46:37.000 So?

00:46:38.000 It's fuck them all in the ass.

00:46:40.000 Fuck them.

00:46:41.000 Fuck them all the way.

00:46:41.000 I want my credit.

00:46:42.000 I want credibility.

00:46:43.000 But like, there's a new Dash Snow documentary out I'm not in.

00:46:47.000 I discovered Dash Snow, discovered Ryan McGinley.

00:46:51.000 You're like the forest gump without the.

00:46:53.000 And I ran New York from 2000 to 2010.

00:46:56.000 And if you look at any of those like Strokes era documentaries, there's barely a mention of Weiss and no mention of me.

00:47:02.000 Sickening.

00:47:03.000 But you don't do shit because you want to be perceived a certain way or you want to be in the history books.

00:47:09.000 That's gay.

00:47:11.000 You'll notice Nick always says things are gay, by the way.

00:47:14.000 You do it because you love it and you want to help the world.

00:47:17.000 If you're doing it because you want attention or you want people to like you, you're wasting your fucking time.

00:47:24.000 That can all be taken away in a heartbeat.

00:47:26.000 What do I say at the end of my book, Death of Cool?

00:47:28.000 I quote that old newspaper man from New York City who said, fame is fleeting, money has wings, the only thing that endures is character.

00:47:38.000 And why is character important?

00:47:39.000 Well, not just because we live in a society, but because you want to pass on that legacy to your children.

00:47:45.000 Sure, you want to pass on money to your kids, a house.

00:47:50.000 Fame is a vapor.

00:47:51.000 What does it say there?

00:47:52.000 I can't read it.

00:47:53.000 Fame is a vapor, popularity an accident, and riches take wings.

00:47:57.000 Only one thing in jewels, and that is character.

00:48:00.000 Horace Greeley got fucked over by his fellow newspaper men, just like me and Weiss.

00:48:06.000 Great guy.

00:48:08.000 He appeared as a character in a movie once.

00:48:09.000 I see he's doubling down on the whole cookie thing.

00:48:12.000 Oh, shit.

00:48:14.000 They call me.

00:48:15.000 They're cookie.

00:48:16.000 Oh, I'm glad I brought it up.

00:48:17.000 This is what Dove was saying.

00:48:18.000 He was like, I can't believe I forgot the end of this story.

00:48:22.000 He said, the problem with censorship and a lack of free speech is it makes people, bad guys, sexier.

00:48:29.000 If you say it's verboten, this is Dove talking.

00:48:31.000 If you say it's verboten to discuss the Holocaust, then it's going to look like the Holocaust didn't happen.

00:48:36.000 And he goes, as a Jew, I don't want that.

00:48:38.000 I want Holocaust deniers to be confronted and discussed in an open discussion.

00:48:44.000 And what they're doing with Nick, when the FBI takes half a million and says you're El Chapo and you're the Taliban, then a lot of people go, cool.

00:48:55.000 He's powerful.

00:48:56.000 The FBI is petrified of him.

00:48:59.000 So you end up, and they've done this with Proud Boys.

00:49:02.000 You make them perceived as Nazis, and then you end up promoting Nazism because people see Proud Boys and go, they're pretty cool.

00:49:09.000 So when you make Nick Satan, you make people into Satanists.

00:49:13.000 Now there's more Satanism.

00:49:15.000 You fucking dummies.

00:49:16.000 Here's a crossroads of that very thing.

00:49:18.000 Censorship, Taliban, and free speech.

00:49:22.000 He said the question should be asked to U.S. companies like Facebook who claim to promote it while still censoring.

00:49:29.000 They seem friendly.

00:49:31.000 Yeah, I hate to say it, but they all seem endearing.

00:49:33.000 The bumper cars, the ice cream cones, the smiling.

00:49:36.000 I'm being sarcastic, but okay.

00:49:38.000 No, they really made them look.

00:49:39.000 I mean, everything I've seen is them smiley.

00:49:41.000 But except for this, this is pretty bad.

00:49:44.000 They're shooting people at the airport.

00:49:47.000 So this is...

00:49:48.000 This doesn't seem as...

00:49:49.000 That's not...

00:49:49.000 That doesn't seem as friendly.

00:49:51.000 No, this is classic Taliban behavior here.

00:49:54.000 The OG.

00:49:55.000 Yeah, just shooting at people.

00:49:59.000 I don't care.

00:50:01.000 It's called growing pains.

00:50:02.000 We used to dress like that 3,000 years ago.

00:50:05.000 We used to behead gays.

00:50:09.000 We used to treat women as second-class citizens.

00:50:12.000 Oh, you're denying sexism exists now?

00:50:15.000 Well, sexism towards men exists, but yes, I am denying the feminist experience.

00:50:25.000 And when you say that we live in one-drop America, there's no regard for...

00:50:32.000 You create hatred.

00:50:34.000 And right now, blacks, the 9%, they think that we live in a racist society because they believe this bullshit.

00:50:42.000 And that creates resentment to the police, resentment towards white people in general.

00:50:45.000 They don't see them as human.

00:50:46.000 Go to 4-9.

00:50:50.000 This woman is filming this innocent white dude get knocked out.

00:50:54.000 And she sounds like she's filming a plantation owner get knocked out or someone who has slaves.

00:51:01.000 Because that's how he's been portrayed.

00:51:03.000 So you made him vulnerable to an attack.

00:51:08.000 He's calling the police because he's learned he can't handle his own problems.

00:51:16.000 Look at this.

00:51:16.000 So the guy breaks it up with one dude, but then the big black guy that's behind them knocks out that guy.

00:51:23.000 Real bad, too.

00:51:28.000 Damn.

00:51:30.000 This guy, that's...

00:51:32.000 That's what they say in boxing.

00:51:33.000 He's down for the count.

00:51:38.000 He knew people were always trying to lift someone up.

00:51:40.000 The cops could give less of a shit, by the way.

00:51:46.000 I don't blame them.

00:51:47.000 That's crazy.

00:51:52.000 Like, aren't cops supposed to be trained in an EMT shit?

00:51:55.000 Like, shouldn't he be checking his pulse?

00:51:58.000 Or telling them not to move him or something?

00:52:00.000 No, they said roll him on his side.

00:52:02.000 And now he's looking away.

00:52:05.000 But listen to her talk.

00:52:13.000 She couldn't care less if he was dead.

00:52:16.000 We don't even know what the fuck.

00:52:23.000 Jesus, his shoes came off.

00:52:28.000 That's why I hate slides.

00:52:34.000 Okay, this is actually what I had it for.

00:52:36.000 This part here.

00:52:45.000 Yo, nigga got knocked out.

00:52:47.000 What happened to her nigga?

00:52:48.000 Got cleaned.

00:52:50.000 Because of you, bitch.

00:52:52.000 You got your nigga knocked out.

00:52:57.000 Dumbass bitch.

00:52:58.000 She got our man knocked out talking too much.

00:53:02.000 Cleaned his ass.

00:53:04.000 Boop and walked off.

00:53:05.000 I mean, I might talk like that if someone knocked out a pedophile.

00:53:09.000 Because I don't care if pedophiles live or die.

00:53:12.000 Maybe this is why they repeat one thing seven times.

00:53:14.000 Because, like, as she goes on, the things get dumber and dumber.

00:53:17.000 So it's like, just play it safe.

00:53:20.000 Repeat the first thing.

00:53:23.000 White males are garbage.

00:53:24.000 Look at 5-0.

00:53:25.000 I thought this was interesting.

00:53:26.000 So a bunch of computer programmers take a picture together.

00:53:29.000 They all finished a project and they're proud of themselves and they want to have this memory put up on Facebook.

00:53:34.000 Frame it.

00:53:34.000 Have it on your dresser.

00:53:36.000 And the response is yikes.

00:53:39.000 So some nerd, what's his name?

00:53:43.000 Jason Schreier says it's terrible that this is perceived as acceptable.

00:53:52.000 White males cannot gather and photograph an accomplishment at a moment in time.

00:53:57.000 And the response is, yikes.

00:54:01.000 How do you pose for this picture in good conscience?

00:54:05.000 You literally can't exist.

00:54:06.000 Everything they say about what we want of them, they actually feel about us.

00:54:11.000 You know how they say, you don't want me to exist?

00:54:14.000 They don't want us to exist.

00:54:17.000 And also, this is, again, this goes back to the one-drop myth.

00:54:20.000 So the assumption there is that there were these black programmers that said, hi, I've got my resume here.

00:54:28.000 Can I help work on this project and improve it because I'm qualified?

00:54:31.000 You out of your mind, boy?

00:54:33.000 We don't want no Negroes working on this project.

00:54:36.000 They would fucking blow him.

00:54:38.000 Anyone, any minority that showed up.

00:54:40.000 They go, finally, no one's going to say yikes.

00:54:42.000 We'll put you in the front window.

00:54:46.000 Bizarre.

00:54:46.000 Okay, let's end on a good note, if you will, in getting good at it.

00:54:51.000 4-5.

00:54:52.000 So this woman, sane, normal black woman, says, oh, I like this teacher.

00:54:59.000 I bet she's still with her husband, by the way.

00:55:01.000 Wait, wait, stop.

00:55:02.000 Speaking of white like me, the Eddie Murphy sketch, doesn't he look like a black guy who's been dressed up by a studio?

00:55:08.000 Yeah.

00:55:09.000 He's got foundation on.

00:55:10.000 He's wearing a wig.

00:55:11.000 He's got fake eyes.

00:55:13.000 I can do an awesome white guy.

00:55:14.000 Listen to this.

00:55:15.000 Hi, how are you?

00:55:16.000 My name is Georgia Stieves.

00:55:18.000 I'm a white Hispanic man.

00:55:20.000 Oh, my pocket square matches my tie.

00:55:23.000 And his black friends are all dying laughing right now at how funny he is.

00:55:28.000 He looks like this thing.

00:55:30.000 Which is a prosthetic mask to evade facial recognition.

00:55:34.000 And somebody's like, yeah, it looks like Timpool.

00:55:36.000 But yeah, he's got fake face.

00:55:40.000 A parent files complaint against Tim Pool.

00:55:45.000 Go ahead.

00:55:52.000 She has filed a federal complaint against her child's school, alleging it segregated classes based on race.

00:55:59.000 She says it was put a practice in place by the school's principal who thought she was doing what was best for every student.

00:56:07.000 Channel 2's Tom Jones has spent weeks looking into this.

00:56:10.000 He reports tonight from Atlanta Public School Headquarters where the district opened that investigation.

00:56:16.000 Yes, the school district here has looked into these allegations and says it has taken action.

00:56:22.000 Still, parent Kyla Posey says she can't believe a principal thought separating students according to race was a good idea.

00:56:31.000 We've lost sleep trying to figure out like why would a person look like a white woman dressed as a black woman for Halloween.

00:56:38.000 A little bit.

00:56:40.000 Holy shit.

00:56:40.000 She's a German woman.

00:56:42.000 Her name is Heidi Schluffenfatz.

00:56:45.000 And she's obsessed with black culture.

00:56:48.000 And she's just like Sean King.

00:56:49.000 She's taken it, she's subsumed it.

00:56:52.000 Carla Posey says she was stunned when she learned about classes segregated by race at Mary Lynn Elementary last year.

00:57:01.000 A practice she says was put in place and condoned by principal Sharon Briscoe.

00:57:05.000 See black female privilege.

00:57:08.000 That woman doesn't deserve a guitar because not only is she not oppressed, she experiences privilege.

00:57:14.000 For example, she just put a Santa list on the internet and raised $550.

00:57:19.000 And that woman was able to break the law.

00:57:22.000 It's illegal to segregate by race.

00:57:25.000 I know you think America's racist, but it's against the law.

00:57:28.000 And it's been against the law since the 60s.

00:57:30.000 It's the Civil Rights Act.

00:57:32.000 But no one wanted to criticize her because she's a black woman.

00:57:35.000 So it took a black woman to be able to do it.

00:57:40.000 Where are all the other parents?

00:57:43.000 Just disbelief that I was having this conversation in 2020 with a person that looks just like me, a black woman.

00:57:50.000 It's segregating classrooms.

00:57:52.000 You cannot segregate classrooms.

00:57:55.000 You can't deal with it.

00:57:56.000 Posey says she found out the school was putting black students in two separate classes with two separate teachers.

00:58:02.000 The white kids were placed in six classes with six different teachers.

00:58:07.000 The parent says she found this out when she let Briscoe know she wanted her child placed in the classroom of a teacher she thought would be a good fit.

00:58:16.000 Posey says the principal says that wouldn't work.

00:58:19.000 She said that that's not one of the black classes.

00:58:22.000 And I immediately said, what does that mean?

00:58:26.000 I was confused.

00:58:28.000 I asked for more clarification.

00:58:30.000 I was like, we have those in the school.

00:58:33.000 And she proceeded to say that, yes, I have decided that I'm going to place all of the black students in two classes.

00:58:43.000 Posey says she insisted her child be placed in a class with white students.

00:58:48.000 She says, Briscoe explained her child would be isolated.

00:58:52.000 And I explained to her she shouldn't be isolated or punished because I'm unwilling to go along with your illegal and unethical practice.

00:59:01.000 Okay, we got it.

00:59:01.000 We got it.

00:59:01.000 Posey's recorded a call with.

00:59:03.000 Here's a million-dollar question.

00:59:05.000 As a libertarian, I'm not sure I'm a libertarian.

00:59:07.000 I'm from Borders, but I'm mostly socially liberal.

00:59:14.000 I'm a libertarian when it comes to people's rights.

00:59:18.000 What if the 9% wants to segregate?

00:59:21.000 Should they be allowed to?

00:59:22.000 I mean, there's black proms.

00:59:24.000 There's different black freshman weeks.

00:59:29.000 So what if the community gets together and says, we want to have a different school?

00:59:36.000 Well, that's weird because it's a public school, so it's got to have a national policy so everyone gets the same education.

00:59:43.000 But what about a private school?

00:59:45.000 Should a private school be allowed to have a blacks-only?

00:59:50.000 Interesting question.

00:59:52.000 I'm inclined to say yeah.

00:59:54.000 Well, then what about a whites-only school?

00:59:57.000 If it's not something that's a right, like I think you have the right to a public education.

01:00:04.000 Right?

01:00:05.000 So that's if you're denying people rights if you have racially segregated public schools, public services.

01:00:13.000 But what about private services?

01:00:16.000 Anyway.

01:00:21.000 I got a lot to cover here.

01:00:26.000 We haven't talked about COVID in a while.

01:00:28.000 Let's jump over to COVID.

01:00:29.000 I've got some fun stuff on that.

01:00:33.000 Do we want a COVID bumper?

01:00:35.000 I want a COVID bumper.

01:00:36.000 All right.

01:00:42.000 Kudos, chillinik.

01:00:45.000 I forgot about that one.

01:00:46.000 That's a good one.

01:00:47.000 This doesn't look very COVID-y, Ryan.

01:00:49.000 No.

01:00:51.000 And why were my lips not synced yesterday?

01:00:55.000 I don't know, but I know how to fix it.

01:00:57.000 I'm guessing it's a bit rate that.

01:00:59.000 We don't have a COVID background.

01:01:01.000 We don't?

01:01:02.000 I don't think we ever asked for any, did we?

01:01:04.000 Huh.

01:01:05.000 Did I think it was over?

01:01:06.000 What am I, Andrew Cuomo?

01:01:08.000 What am I five?

01:01:09.000 I wrote a book about how great the pandemic was handled in the middle of the pandemic.

01:01:14.000 Yeah, what are you, all these celebrities that did our favorite thing ever where they come together and sing a thing?

01:01:20.000 What is this?

01:01:23.000 Celebrities singing a song together.

01:01:26.000 It's New York State.

01:01:29.000 I'm sure it would be.

01:01:30.000 I wish they had done Back in a New York Groove.

01:01:32.000 That would have been a good one.

01:01:34.000 They have no allegiance to the past.

01:01:36.000 It's just Beyonce or whoever made the song.

01:01:38.000 New York State of Mind.

01:01:39.000 I hate that song.

01:01:40.000 There's so many good New York songs.

01:01:42.000 Back in a New York Grove.

01:01:43.000 Even that New York, although they'd all be rapping Jay-Z.

01:01:47.000 That's what I thought this was.

01:01:49.000 It's a classic Sinatra.

01:02:00.000 And then they should just show that in reverse closing back up again?

01:02:04.000 Isn't it going to be mask mandate like in a week now?

01:02:10.000 Yeah, I think as of today, you need the key to New York City pass.

01:02:15.000 To do what?

01:02:16.000 Anything indoors.

01:02:19.000 Restaurants, gyms, blah, blah, blah.

01:02:21.000 Yeah.

01:02:21.000 Well, you know, companies have to agree to do it.

01:02:24.000 Okay, let me tell you what's going to happen with that.

01:02:26.000 The 70-year-old, dark-skinned Dominican man is not getting on his computer.

01:02:31.000 He doesn't have a computer.

01:02:33.000 He has a flip phone that his daughter bought him that he barely uses.

01:02:37.000 He's not getting on the database.

01:02:39.000 So if you say you can't do stuff in New York if you don't have the magic thing, then you are going to be sequestered.

01:02:46.000 And that group is going to be predominantly black and Hispanic.

01:02:49.000 We now have racial segregation.

01:02:51.000 Sorry to bring everything back to race.

01:02:53.000 And that's a class action suit now.

01:02:55.000 You have a law that's made visible minorities garbage.

01:02:59.000 What about this?

01:03:00.000 This happened in 2020.

01:03:02.000 Cornell flu shots mandatory, but only if you're white.

01:03:06.000 Oh my God.

01:03:06.000 That's sort of like that Brazilian lizard woman.

01:03:08.000 That just made me feel dizzy.

01:03:10.000 And people of color are exempt from the mandatory mask order in Oregon.

01:03:16.000 This is happening.

01:03:20.000 This is on June 25th.

01:03:21.000 I saw one from the other day.

01:03:24.000 Yes, sir.

01:03:25.000 Holy shit.

01:03:26.000 Correct.

01:03:27.000 So my theory there, where we make this group garbage and they have a civil suit, isn't going to work because they're going to make it racially exempt.

01:03:35.000 They've thought about that already, yes.

01:03:38.000 Yeah, it's really crazy.

01:03:39.000 What a planet we are living on.

01:03:43.000 Wait, let me see those guys talking.

01:03:44.000 Is that a black guy saying it's bullshit or saying it's awesome?

01:03:47.000 Let's see.

01:03:48.000 What is that one?

01:03:49.000 The one you just put up.

01:03:55.000 They're going to have some dumb commercial.

01:03:58.000 Come on, girl.

01:03:59.000 You can do it.

01:04:00.000 Come on, buddy.

01:04:00.000 You can do it.

01:04:01.000 Don't let me down, Brave.

01:04:04.000 I guess I won't click it.

01:04:05.000 I'll just leave it alone.

01:04:07.000 No volume then.

01:04:09.000 But it's telling you to play it.

01:04:10.000 Yeah.

01:04:12.000 And then when you play it, it dies?

01:04:13.000 It died.

01:04:14.000 Let me take my shields down.

01:04:17.000 Get a better player there.

01:04:18.000 Or go to...

01:04:19.000 Are you on Brave?

01:04:20.000 Go to New York by myself.

01:04:22.000 Trying to be an actress, hearing an unhealthy amount of no food all over.

01:04:26.000 Look at her dealing with all this sexism and racism holding her back.

01:04:31.000 What kind of amp do you want, lady?

01:04:34.000 A Mustang LT50?

01:04:38.000 I love how she even knows the exact pickup arrangement of a guitar.

01:04:42.000 She's like, I want a humbucker, humbucker, single coil.

01:04:45.000 Oh, damn, bitch.

01:04:47.000 Sign up for noom and lose the weight for good.

01:04:50.000 And it's harder for her to lose weight.

01:04:52.000 Okay, what do you got to say?

01:04:57.000 Oh, this is that bullshit where the video doesn't have anything to do with the thing.

01:05:01.000 What a waste of time.

01:05:02.000 Fuck you.

01:05:02.000 I hate that.

01:05:04.000 It's one of my least favorite things.

01:05:08.000 I guess it's not in there.

01:05:10.000 Well, or exempt from Net Mask Order.

01:05:13.000 All right, can we have some fun yet, please?

01:05:14.000 Go to.

01:05:15.000 Oh, it doesn't have a number.

01:05:16.000 It just says fuck Cuomo, fuck de Blasio.

01:05:18.000 It's just, it's the one above 3-7.

01:05:23.000 Oh, no, no, no.

01:05:24.000 Wait, wait, do 3-7.

01:05:26.000 3-7.

01:05:27.000 We got to get Jose to make us COVID.

01:05:30.000 I don't think it's going away.

01:05:33.000 Turn it up.

01:05:34.000 Go back to the beginning.

01:05:35.000 This is great.

01:05:36.000 Cuomo, nigga!

01:05:37.000 That we couldn't be outside last year!

01:05:39.000 Where we at?

01:05:40.000 Outside!

01:05:42.000 What is your match, Mr. Cuomo right now?

01:05:43.000 Rotten hell, you son of a bitch!

01:05:45.000 Cuomo, you put paint up on your pizza and you get no beside!

01:05:49.000 You're next, Debasio.

01:05:50.000 You're fucking next!

01:05:51.000 You're next!

01:05:52.000 We on your ass, boy!

01:05:53.000 We on your ass, boy!

01:05:55.000 If she say no, you gotta go!

01:05:59.000 The attorneys don't claim that kick Cuomo.

01:06:01.000 We don't fuck with him!

01:06:02.000 We don't fuck with that big number!

01:06:04.000 Get the fuck out!

01:06:05.000 We got Trump and the fucking Silkie on Union Square.

01:06:09.000 Cuomo!

01:06:09.000 Don't you get rid of this shit!

01:06:11.000 When I see you, I'm gonna grab you by your fucking neck!

01:06:13.000 We're replacing Cuomo with Bobby Schmerner!

01:06:19.000 Bobby for Governor!

01:06:21.000 Bobby for Governor!

01:06:23.000 Come on, get no pussy!

01:06:24.000 Come on, get no pussy!

01:06:26.000 Come on, get a pussy!

01:06:27.000 Come on, get no pussy!

01:06:30.000 No, but he does.

01:06:32.000 He steals it.

01:06:33.000 That's the problem.

01:06:34.000 It fell off the back of a truck.

01:06:37.000 Aw, my little chots.

01:06:42.000 Our boy Gavin Wax was on Newsmax.

01:06:44.000 They're taking a hiatus.

01:06:47.000 I think, I don't know what's going on with him and Isabella.

01:06:51.000 Drum.

01:06:52.000 We need some drum.

01:06:53.000 Yeah, I don't.

01:06:54.000 I don't think Gavin's girlfriend likes that he's on there with a 10, and so he's pussying out.

01:06:59.000 Oh, I thought that was his girlfriend.

01:07:01.000 That's the problem.

01:07:02.000 Yeah.

01:07:04.000 We should have a gossip section, like a TMZ section.

01:07:06.000 Be like, Gavin spotted, you know.

01:07:08.000 I don't have any gossip, though.

01:07:10.000 I would like to.

01:07:10.000 Let's just make shit up.

01:07:11.000 Every time I talk to people about shows, I'm like, could you do like movie reviews and Hollywood gossip?

01:07:15.000 And they're like, no.

01:07:17.000 I think I suggested that to Jacob Wall when we were talking about the show.

01:07:20.000 And he's like, I don't know about that.

01:07:21.000 And you pitched it to Josh, a wrong opinion.

01:07:24.000 You're like, just do culture.

01:07:26.000 Oh, yeah.

01:07:27.000 He said yes.

01:07:28.000 But he's not doing it.

01:07:29.000 No, he does.

01:07:30.000 Yeah, he doesn't do that.

01:07:30.000 I want like Kim Kardashian gossip.

01:07:33.000 Like apolitical gossip.

01:07:34.000 Yeah, yeah.

01:07:35.000 How fat is her ass this week?

01:07:36.000 Yeah.

01:07:37.000 You know, that doesn't exist.

01:07:39.000 Yeah, I know.

01:07:40.000 There's no TMZ that's like this.

01:07:42.000 Dude, we should do an apolitical.

01:07:43.000 How ironic to do an apolitical TMZ?

01:07:46.000 Yeah, let's do that.

01:07:47.000 Let's do that.

01:07:48.000 Next episode is all gossip.

01:07:49.000 Didn't you say you were reading People Magazine, you could just completely make shit up?

01:07:54.000 You're just like, she feels if she does this, it's something speculating.

01:07:59.000 So Wednesday is compound-censored.

01:08:01.000 Thursday's the live.

01:08:03.000 Friday show is going to be all gossip.

01:08:08.000 Zero politics.

01:08:10.000 We're just going to dish.

01:08:11.000 What if we like it?

01:08:12.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

01:08:12.000 And then we just turn apolitical.

01:08:14.000 It's like kissing a dude.

01:08:15.000 Careful, you might like it.

01:08:16.000 By the way, when we're sitting on the beach in that picture I showed you, we're talking about our buddy.

01:08:19.000 You kissing?

01:08:20.000 And he goes, yeah, I saw him French kissing, our other friend.

01:08:24.000 I'm not going to say their names.

01:08:26.000 And I go, what?

01:08:28.000 And he goes, yeah, backstage, we were playing a show.

01:08:31.000 And he was in a bad mood and his buddy there.

01:08:34.000 And I came back to get my bass.

01:08:36.000 We were all in a band together.

01:08:37.000 That was the band 80s Hardcore, by the way.

01:08:39.000 Oh, cool.

01:08:40.000 And he goes, I saw them making out.

01:08:43.000 And I go, as a joke?

01:08:45.000 No, they were alone.

01:08:47.000 And I go, so he's gay.

01:08:50.000 And then my other buddy, then Curtis goes, he's not gay.

01:08:53.000 Whoa, dude, easy.

01:08:54.000 I go, well, I kissed Milo as a joke to fuck with Islam in front of the gay nightclub.

01:09:00.000 In front of plenty of cameras.

01:09:02.000 Yeah, it was performance art.

01:09:04.000 But to privately make out with a dude, well, it doesn't make him gay.

01:09:09.000 Yeah, it kind of does.

01:09:11.000 Yeah, that was supposed to be a joke, right?

01:09:14.000 It's like the iced tea thing.

01:09:15.000 That means you're gay.

01:09:16.000 That means you're gay.

01:09:18.000 Like, I couldn't imagine making out with a dude.

01:09:22.000 That means you're gay.

01:09:26.000 Anyway, that was weird.

01:09:27.000 Wow.

01:09:29.000 Gavin Wax, sorry.

01:09:31.000 Let's see, Gav.

01:09:32.000 Is there a cruelty to this?

01:09:34.000 And is that perhaps part of the actual purpose?

01:09:37.000 Oh, absolutely.

01:09:38.000 I mean, he said as much.

01:09:39.000 He wants to make the lives of the unvaccinated as difficult as possible and force them to comply.

01:09:44.000 So on paper, they could say, oh, we're not forcing you.

01:09:46.000 We're just going to make your life increasingly more difficult, pregnant or not, until you comply.

01:09:51.000 And they are segmenting society into two different classes with two different sets of rights, the vaccinated, the unvaccinated.

01:09:57.000 It's completely Orwellian in its nature.

01:09:59.000 And I think, you know, people like me, for instance, I had COVID.

01:10:03.000 I have natural antibodies.

01:10:04.000 I am just as much resistant and immune to this virus as anyone with a vaccine, if not more so.

01:10:10.000 But I'm still being treated like some kind of transmitter of this virus.

01:10:13.000 It's completely anti-science.

01:10:15.000 It's anti-data.

01:10:16.000 And it just goes to show that this is all for show and it's about power and control.

01:10:20.000 Well, Gavin, that makes three of us now sitting here that have that natural immunity.

01:10:23.000 And I really hope we get to a point where we can show that we have a natural immunity card.

01:10:28.000 He gets that these sound bites have to be like 20 to 30 seconds, beginning, middle, and end.

01:10:34.000 Wrap it up.

01:10:35.000 Be sure about what you're talking about.

01:10:37.000 Speak with authority.

01:10:38.000 Dude, I'm telling you, Gavin Wax is going places.

01:10:42.000 He wants to shoot here.

01:10:44.000 I'm like, I love it at the New York Republican Club.

01:10:46.000 Yeah, that looks good.

01:10:48.000 His shots look good.

01:10:49.000 Plus, it's more work for you.

01:10:52.000 We never finished this.

01:10:53.000 Did you still want to see a little bit of this?

01:10:55.000 Or maybe a green screen?

01:10:56.000 Oh, let's see it.

01:10:58.000 Or Wellian and its nature.

01:11:06.000 I don't get it.

01:11:07.000 They're about to make things way harder for New Yorkers, and they're celebrating how we're finally free.

01:11:13.000 What?

01:11:15.000 Do you watch the news?

01:11:17.000 News?

01:11:20.000 This is so fucking boring.

01:11:25.000 It's so full of...

01:11:26.000 Isn't this Billy Joel?

01:11:27.000 You said this Frank Sinatra?

01:11:29.000 Yes, I messed up.

01:11:32.000 Ugh, I hate Colbert.

01:11:33.000 I hate the Yankees.

01:11:35.000 I hate that bitch.

01:11:38.000 Some folks like to get away.

01:11:40.000 She's an actual singer, so no fair.

01:11:46.000 Hop a flight to Miami Beach.

01:11:48.000 I can't stand her, boys.

01:11:49.000 To Hollywood.

01:11:51.000 She looks weird.

01:11:52.000 She looks like an aunt.

01:11:54.000 I'm taking her grey aunt.

01:11:56.000 Cautious Clay?

01:11:58.000 Can you do that?

01:11:59.000 What a stupid name.

01:12:02.000 I'm not Cassius Clay.

01:12:03.000 I'm Cautious Clay.

01:12:04.000 Yes, I'm a very Muhammad Ali, but you have more hesitancy?

01:12:10.000 I'm a trepidatious sculptor, actually.

01:12:16.000 I'm Muhammad Al III.

01:12:19.000 I'm like Muhammad Ali, but three times as much.

01:12:23.000 Did Andy Cohen just breathe on the camera?

01:12:25.000 That was his.

01:12:26.000 He just kissed me.

01:12:29.000 I don't know who any of these people are.

01:12:31.000 Who the fuck is he?

01:12:33.000 It's the guy with white hair who dyed it black.

01:12:34.000 Who the fuck's Anaeus Reno?

01:12:36.000 Is this like...

01:12:37.000 Who are you?

01:12:38.000 The writers for the good wife?

01:12:40.000 What is this?

01:12:40.000 Who the fuck are you?

01:12:42.000 I know who you are.

01:12:42.000 You're a dork.

01:12:43.000 But he does shop at Brooks Brothers exclusively, which is kind of cool.

01:12:48.000 But I know what I'm needing.

01:12:52.000 And I don't want to waste more time.

01:12:57.000 I'm in a New York state of mind.

01:12:59.000 Okay, so let me just tell you about a New York state of mind.

01:13:01.000 It's about abuse.

01:13:04.000 And I have a special beef with Cuomo because he came at me personally.

01:13:10.000 Him and de Blasio put together a task force within the NYPD that was solely dedicated to having me deported out of the country.

01:13:18.000 So separated from my kids, so my kids don't have a dad.

01:13:20.000 So he came at my family.

01:13:22.000 And they watched hundreds of hours of the Gavin McInnes show trying to find a way to me committing a crime.

01:13:30.000 And thank God I had a spy on that task force who kept shooting shit down and saying, no, that's probably not going to work.

01:13:38.000 No, that probably won't fly.

01:13:39.000 No, we shouldn't go with that.

01:13:40.000 Or I'd be gone.

01:13:42.000 And then when the Prowd Boys were on trial, John and Max, Cuomo pushed Cyrus Vance, the DA, who then pushed the prosecutor, Steinglass, to throw the book at them.

01:13:53.000 And the judge made it all about Nazis.

01:13:56.000 I wonder if that judge was, what the fuck's his name?

01:14:00.000 Mike Ward or something?

01:14:01.000 No, that's the comedian.

01:14:02.000 I wonder if the judge has Soros money.

01:14:04.000 I got to look that up.

01:14:09.000 And they threw them in prison for four years.

01:14:11.000 They're still rotting in prison right now, boys.

01:14:12.000 Please write to them.

01:14:14.000 Dresses at the end of the show.

01:14:15.000 Even a paragraph.

01:14:16.000 Send them something from Amazon.

01:14:18.000 A book.

01:14:19.000 Please.

01:14:20.000 It means the world when you're in there.

01:14:23.000 Convicts I know, X-Con say that it's like Christmas when you get a postcard, a phone call, anything.

01:14:29.000 Or when you answer the phone.

01:14:32.000 So I fucking hate the guy.

01:14:34.000 And he hates us.

01:14:35.000 So it's so great to see him destroyed.

01:14:37.000 And go to 37A.

01:14:42.000 This is when he came at James O'Keefe.

01:14:45.000 James is on a winning streak now.

01:14:47.000 He was on a fucking losing streak.

01:14:49.000 He was sent to prison, not to prison, sent to jail, sued, arrested, subpoenaed, terrorized.

01:14:59.000 He was spending a third of his money on legal fees.

01:15:05.000 Means New York loving.

01:15:06.000 And I love New York.

01:15:08.000 And I love you.

01:15:09.000 And everything I have ever done has been motivated by that love.

01:15:14.000 Guest tonight accusing New York Governor Andrew Cuomo's administration of targeting his group with document requests and a subpoena trying to intimidate him.

01:15:22.000 Why do you think that you're being targeted by the New York state government?

01:15:27.000 Cuomo had said in the recent days that conservatives should not be welcome in New York.

01:15:32.000 They should leave.

01:15:33.000 And we are a group of citizen journalists.

01:15:35.000 Project Veritas is a movement of citizen journalists.

01:15:38.000 We have a small nonprofit with under a million dollar budget.

01:15:40.000 And we got a subpoena in the last week or so asking for all financial records going back three years, all documents related to every single financial transaction that has happened.

01:15:50.000 So it seems suspicious to me with all the fraud, the waste, the abuse, the pensions funds in New York State that they would come after a group like mine.

01:15:58.000 And if they are the extreme conservatives, they have no place in the state of New York.

01:16:03.000 New York tough means New York loving.

01:16:06.000 And I love New York.

01:16:07.000 You know, he sees me and James as extreme conservatives.

01:16:11.000 And that gets legal.

01:16:13.000 That's why they took away Nick Fuentes'...

01:16:16.000 What the fuck is this?

01:16:18.000 Some New York state of mind stuff.

01:16:23.000 That's why they took away Nick Fuentes' half a million.

01:16:27.000 He can't defend himself now when he gets arrested.

01:16:30.000 When he gets arrested.

01:16:32.000 Nick Fuentes is getting arrested.

01:16:34.000 I promise you.

01:16:36.000 And it will be a bullshit charge.

01:16:38.000 And he won't be able to defend himself.

01:16:40.000 He's going.

01:16:41.000 He's got the Roger Stone target on his back.

01:16:46.000 And we will raise money for him when he gets arrested because it's going to be a bullshit charge.

01:16:53.000 I hereby predict all of this.

01:16:55.000 But I know we're drifting off from COVID here, but James had a big win recently with the New York Times, which, by the way, I believe cost him $1 million.

01:17:05.000 This is another reason they take your money away because you use it to get justice.

01:17:10.000 New York Supreme Court sides with Project Veritas, allows group to depose New York Times.

01:17:17.000 The New York Times was sued last November over their coverage of a Veritas video that alleged people connected to Democratic Minnesota rep Ilhanoma were involved in ballot harvesting.

01:17:26.000 They were.

01:17:28.000 We have it on file.

01:17:29.000 Like, what is the New York Times saying?

01:17:31.000 Remember, it was a dashboard covered with votes?

01:17:34.000 And the defense was, you're allowed to pick up votes for other people and deliver them.

01:17:38.000 Yeah, I believe the limit is three.

01:17:41.000 His entire dash was covered in dozens and dozens of votes.

01:17:45.000 He was bragging about it on Snapchat.

01:17:48.000 And I looked up the two female authors that wrote this article that's getting them sued.

01:17:52.000 They're children.

01:17:53.000 They're stupid bitches, childless cunts.

01:17:58.000 Feminists are ruining the Country and taking down corporations like the Times.

01:18:03.000 The lawsuit pertained to two stories in The Times: one by Maggie Astor, child, and the another by Tiffany Sue, that characterized Veritas videos as deceptive and said it was likely part of a coordinated disinformation campaign.

01:18:18.000 I mean, journalists are activists.

01:18:21.000 Wait, let me jump over to this great article I want you to read called Why They Don't Believe Us, 14.

01:18:30.000 And it just goes to say, imagine right before Brexit, you were reading the media, you're reading the newspapers, and it said, Brexit's not going to happen.

01:18:39.000 It's just a few racists, and it's a bullshit suggestion.

01:18:44.000 And then Brexit happens.

01:18:45.000 And then Trump is running.

01:18:47.000 And they go, don't worry, he's not going to win.

01:18:49.000 And they make fun of him and say, we're covering him in the entertainment section.

01:18:52.000 And Stephen Colbert says, please run.

01:18:54.000 And what's his name?

01:18:56.000 The other British guy, John Oliver, is literally frothing, foaming at the mouth.

01:19:00.000 And then he won.

01:19:01.000 He wins.

01:19:02.000 That's why they don't believe you anymore.

01:19:04.000 Look at the picture they chose.

01:19:06.000 Fiery but mostly peaceful protest.

01:19:10.000 Scroll down, shithead.

01:19:13.000 Yeah.

01:19:15.000 So you keep, and why do they do this?

01:19:18.000 Because they're activists.

01:19:19.000 And they're a special kind of activist.

01:19:21.000 They're activists who don't know anybody.

01:19:23.000 Like, they don't know blue-collar guys.

01:19:25.000 They don't know, they haven't traveled.

01:19:27.000 They don't know how much other countries suck.

01:19:32.000 There's the child that got this New York Times suit.

01:19:35.000 Stupid, dumb.

01:19:37.000 I guarantee you they're childless and unmarried.

01:19:39.000 I promise you.

01:19:40.000 I'd bet $100.

01:19:45.000 Yeah, so that'll be in my show notes.

01:19:46.000 You can read that.

01:19:47.000 But they're dumb activists with no life experience.

01:19:50.000 And that's who is giving us the news.

01:19:52.000 And that's why we have this dumb one-drop rule dominating the news cycle.

01:19:59.000 Where we're all the most extremist racists imaginable.

01:20:09.000 Yeah.

01:20:12.000 Should we do more COVID?

01:20:14.000 I think we should jump over.

01:20:16.000 I think we covered COVID enough.

01:20:18.000 Let's jump over to the mailbag.

01:20:22.000 Ryan, shut up, you don't have a dad.

01:20:27.000 Let's turn our eyes together's mailbag.

01:20:33.000 Let me touch it.

01:20:36.000 Do you think your dad loves you?

01:20:38.000 I don't know if Japanese people are capable of love the way that we understand it.

01:20:43.000 Well, they say that about Chinese people.

01:20:44.000 They say they have no soul.

01:20:46.000 They're just robots.

01:20:47.000 Koreans have soul.

01:20:48.000 S-E-O-U-L.

01:20:50.000 Are you soulless?

01:20:52.000 I don't know, man.

01:20:54.000 No, no, I'm not soul.

01:20:56.000 I got soul coming out my damn toes.

01:20:58.000 Really?

01:20:59.000 But you didn't care that the episode wasn't synced up.

01:21:03.000 Yeah, well, my eyes are also very weird.

01:21:05.000 Oh, so you're blaming your squinty eyes?

01:21:08.000 Yes.

01:21:08.000 And also everything when I'm growing up as a Japanese man, fully Japanese man, when people talk like this, that's all I know.

01:21:18.000 I see.

01:21:19.000 I get it.

01:21:19.000 Very funny.

01:21:20.000 Thank you.

01:21:22.000 Here's an important lesson, folks, at home.

01:21:24.000 With your business, be a consumer of your own business.

01:21:28.000 Be an undercover boss.

01:21:30.000 Subscribe to Sen.

01:21:31.000 I subscribe to Censor.tv.

01:21:33.000 I pay money.

01:21:34.000 I want to make sure the payment processing works.

01:21:36.000 I use the app.

01:21:38.000 When I ran Vice, I had a subscription to Vice, and I would read it as an outsider.

01:21:44.000 And I would learn from that.

01:21:46.000 When I had a restaurant, I would eat at the restaurant all the time.

01:21:48.000 I wouldn't tell the co-owner when I was coming.

01:21:52.000 I wanted to taste the food.

01:21:55.000 You have to experience your product.

01:21:57.000 So you should be watching sensor.tv as much as possible.

01:22:00.000 And you should be reading the comments.

01:22:01.000 And then you should freak the fuck out when you see that the lips aren't synced up.

01:22:06.000 By the way, dude, you kept saying, oh, I didn't do it because I didn't want to lose the comments re-uploading it.

01:22:11.000 You don't have to lose the comments.

01:22:16.000 We do.

01:22:18.000 No, we don't.

01:22:19.000 The new one doesn't let you re-upload.

01:22:21.000 I just talked to our tech guy.

01:22:23.000 I said, we can retain the comments.

01:22:25.000 Yeah, you just upload over the top of the existing one, then clear the game.

01:22:27.000 You tell me we can't do that.

01:22:30.000 Last I heard.

01:22:30.000 Okay, I never heard that update.

01:22:32.000 That was something brand new that he must have done because he's like, I have not built the system to...

01:22:37.000 I can always move the comments to the final episode once we're done or even merge comments from two videos into one.

01:22:43.000 That is news to me.

01:22:44.000 Yeah, but why is it news to you?

01:22:46.000 I don't know.

01:22:46.000 Maybe because this has not come up.

01:22:48.000 He's probably done this in the past two weeks.

01:22:50.000 No, no, you ask him, though.

01:22:51.000 You don't sit there and go, can't do that.

01:22:54.000 Like, how about this?

01:22:55.000 Hey, dude, I want to re-upload the thing.

01:22:57.000 Is there a way we can retain the comments?

01:22:58.000 Could I cut and paste them?

01:23:00.000 Can I fix this problem?

01:23:02.000 Hmm.

01:23:03.000 Simple.

01:23:04.000 It's called caring.

01:23:06.000 I think that's your problem.

01:23:08.000 You don't want to be an employee.

01:23:10.000 Employees just, they don't move up.

01:23:12.000 They don't get equity in the company.

01:23:14.000 They don't move forward.

01:23:16.000 You want to be a consumer, someone who cares.

01:23:18.000 That's how you get a promotion.

01:23:21.000 I find it interesting that 500 plus days of COVID have yet to see one photo of an overrun hospital.

01:23:25.000 Yeah, I've heard a lot of people saying this.

01:23:28.000 They say, okay, if the hospitals are so packed, can I see a photo?

01:23:33.000 And every time we see a photo, it's a fake one from like four years ago.

01:23:37.000 So where's the overrun hospitals, please?

01:23:40.000 Yet one hour after we pull our troops from Afghanistan, we have high-def videos of people trying to hang on to a military jet.

01:23:46.000 No one finds that odd?

01:23:48.000 Great letter, great point.

01:23:55.000 Just had a thought experiment for Gavin.

01:23:58.000 You're not allowed to be in this, I guess, Ryan.

01:24:01.000 Let's say you wanted to get back to having mainstream appeal and not be a pariah anymore.

01:24:05.000 Totally and utterly impossible.

01:24:08.000 Will never happen.

01:24:10.000 No celebrity will ever respond to me ever again to the day I die.

01:24:15.000 I don't care, but that's a fact.

01:24:17.000 Let's also assume you had no self-respect and were willing to shamelessly self-flagellate to do so.

01:24:23.000 What do you think you would have to do?

01:24:25.000 There's nothing I could possibly do.

01:24:28.000 And it's good, too.

01:24:30.000 I mean, you end up right now, the people that call, like Dove Charney, all the people around me are ride or die niggas.

01:24:38.000 And I know they could help me bury a body.

01:24:42.000 I had all of the fat trimmed, all of the people that weren't my real friends are gone.

01:24:47.000 And that's great.

01:24:49.000 Because when you have a problem, you just go to your phone and someone is there who has your back.

01:24:55.000 And I may need that one day if I get arrested or I end up some bullshit Roger Stone scenario like Nick Fuentes is about to be in.

01:25:03.000 I know I'll be surrounded with people that are badass that I can trust.

01:25:07.000 That's a rare gift.

01:25:10.000 So yeah, I could openly denounce the Proud Boys, cut all ties with Max and John.

01:25:15.000 You go on a media tour, evils of right wing, would you basically just have to turn into Miles McInnes?

01:25:20.000 No.

01:25:21.000 So to answer your question, absolutely not.

01:25:23.000 I could take a class.

01:25:25.000 Remember that guy who said, I am racist and I'm going away to a camp to learn how to do it?

01:25:30.000 I could do that thing like that stupid Italian ex-skinhead does.

01:25:33.000 Prison Piccolini?

01:25:35.000 Picinachini.

01:25:36.000 Where I like help people undo their hate?

01:25:40.000 You'll notice he only deals with white males.

01:25:43.000 There's no like getting you out of jihad or getting black people to stop hating white people.

01:25:49.000 Nah.

01:25:52.000 But I couldn't do that.

01:25:54.000 And I think Miles, Miles, I think Milo is a little naive.

01:25:57.000 I think he thinks this is a stage.

01:26:00.000 But no, all you can do is go independent.

01:26:03.000 And it's great being independent.

01:26:05.000 It's great having a network and being able to say what you want.

01:26:07.000 It's very cathartic.

01:26:10.000 And it's profitable, too.

01:26:11.000 I mean, it worked for Cumia, worked for Glenn Beck, and it's working here.

01:26:16.000 Afternoon, Herman and Lily.

01:26:18.000 I don't get that joke.

01:26:21.000 Do you?

01:26:22.000 No.

01:26:23.000 Okay.

01:26:23.000 Let me see.

01:26:24.000 The meandering is constantly being compared to the Civil War.

01:26:27.000 They call it the worst attack on our democracy since the Civil War.

01:26:30.000 Can you explain to me, please, how the Civil War was an attack on our democracy?

01:26:34.000 Who's democracy?

01:26:36.000 Who is ours?

01:26:39.000 Yeah.

01:26:40.000 It wasn't really about, I guess it was about democracy in a sense that the North said to the South, you have to abolish slavery.

01:26:47.000 And the South said, I don't care what you're telling me to do.

01:26:50.000 Don't tell me what to do.

01:26:51.000 You could have said, the North could have said everyone has to brush their teeth in the South twice a day.

01:26:56.000 And the South would lose 620,000 men.

01:27:01.000 They're basically Scottish.

01:27:06.000 So they're saying that's not an attack on democracy, actually.

01:27:11.000 In a way, in a sick way, you could say the North telling the South what to do is an attack on democracy.

01:27:21.000 Dear Gavin, and my guy, Stephen Colbert, decided to actively call the meandering equal to the Taliban takeover.

01:27:27.000 I knew that was coming.

01:27:28.000 I think this is called Jumping the Shark.

01:27:31.000 He's right.

01:27:32.000 We have had troops there for 20 years.

01:27:34.000 They fought.

01:27:35.000 They sacrificed.

01:27:36.000 Their families sacrificed so that we wouldn't have a terrorist attack in America planned in a foreign country.

01:27:44.000 Why should our soldiers be fighting radicals in a civil war in Afghanistan?

01:27:48.000 We've got our own on Capitol Hill.

01:27:51.000 Benton Biden pointed out.

01:27:55.000 You know what?

01:27:56.000 Why should they be killing jihadists when they could kill Nick Fuentez, Gavin McInnes, and Milo and Alex Jones?

01:28:04.000 That's who our troops should be shooting in the head.

01:28:06.000 I like how the immediate reaction is laughter.

01:28:08.000 Yes, shoot them in the head.

01:28:10.000 It goes to clapping.

01:28:12.000 They're jihadists.

01:28:13.000 Alex Jones is a jihadist.

01:28:16.000 Shoot him in the head.

01:28:20.000 Laughing first.

01:28:22.000 They don't even believe that shit.

01:28:24.000 And they clapped the way.

01:28:25.000 Oh, we're supposed to clap.

01:28:28.000 Kill us.

01:28:29.000 Kill me.

01:28:32.000 Then Biden pointed out the U.S. did everything we could for the Afghans.

01:28:37.000 We gave them every tool they could need.

01:28:41.000 We paid their salaries.

01:28:43.000 Provided for the maintenance of their air force.

01:28:46.000 We gave them every chance.

01:28:47.000 That's horse for their own future.

01:28:51.000 We could not provide them.

01:28:52.000 The Kabul Army lost way more than we did.

01:28:56.000 Just a thought.

01:28:57.000 Maybe we should have checked with the Afghan army if they had the will before we gave them the tools and the weapons.

01:29:03.000 Because now the Taliban has the will and the weapons.

01:29:06.000 And the former Afghan army soldiers are at home rubbing miracle grow on their face, trying to squeeze out a beard by dawn.

01:29:13.000 In the end, Biden argued that whenever we pulled out, the Taliban would have taken over.

01:29:21.000 Okay, so why were we there in the first place?

01:29:26.000 That's really what it comes down to.

01:29:28.000 That's why they're comparing the far right, or not even the far right, fuck, the mildly right to terrorists and calling it domestic terror and a white nationalist insurgency, because they want us dead.

01:29:41.000 They don't want to argue.

01:29:42.000 They don't want to debate.

01:29:43.000 They want the right to die.

01:29:44.000 This is like the worst divorce ever where you hear the guy talking about killing his wife or you hear the wife talking about poisoning her husband.

01:29:52.000 This is a very messy divorce in America.

01:29:57.000 Well, let's make that the clip of the day, by the way.

01:30:00.000 Stephen Colbert.

01:30:01.000 Yep.

01:30:02.000 Drunky and chinky.

01:30:03.000 Let this moment ring for all eternity.

01:30:11.000 The left is strangely silent or are already making excuses for Pashtakistan.

01:30:16.000 When the conversation finally gets back to it, we can use this against them.

01:30:20.000 If we give the Taliban Blackhawks, I can have a motherfucking AR-15.

01:30:24.000 Hell, full Otto Thompsons all around.

01:30:29.000 Okay.

01:30:31.000 I sort of get that.

01:30:35.000 Here's a meme of Trump telling Biden to go home.

01:30:43.000 We had an election that was stolen.

01:30:46.000 You have to go home now.

01:30:48.000 We have to have peace.

01:30:50.000 We don't want anybody hurt.

01:30:52.000 It's a very tough period of time.

01:30:53.000 Wait, I thought Trump was responsible for the insurrection.

01:30:56.000 Here he is telling people to go home.

01:30:57.000 I'm sorry to ruin the joke, but we can't play into the hands of these people.

01:31:03.000 We have to have peace.

01:31:04.000 Okay, let's end the mailbag with an interesting alligator attack.

01:31:08.000 I love those.

01:31:11.000 It's a woman doing a man's job.

01:31:14.000 No?

01:31:16.000 This is the next one.

01:31:20.000 This is the guy, by the way, who said the network's over and we should just quit.

01:31:25.000 Remember that?

01:31:26.000 Adam is his name?

01:31:27.000 And he sends like, I'd say, five emails a day for this dead network that sucks.

01:31:37.000 Extra spunky alligator.

01:31:40.000 I like the thumbnail.

01:31:47.000 Back.

01:31:48.000 No.

01:31:49.000 You got him.

01:31:50.000 Good work.

01:31:50.000 Oh, shit.

01:31:51.000 Oh, ow, ow.

01:31:52.000 Okay.

01:31:57.000 Get me out of the way.

01:31:59.000 Wait.

01:32:01.000 Go back.

01:32:02.000 So she's confidently, she's a kick-ass chick.

01:32:05.000 This is feminism to a T, right?

01:32:10.000 She's confidently holding him back.

01:32:12.000 Like, I got this.

01:32:12.000 How many times have you seen women do that?

01:32:15.000 Go to some big guy.

01:32:16.000 Yo, you need to shut your mouth or I will fucking shut it for you.

01:32:21.000 Talking like that to some giant black dude is just like, so there she is with an alligator.

01:32:26.000 Hey, cool it, cool it.

01:32:28.000 It's an apex predator.

01:32:30.000 You should be shitting your pants.

01:32:33.000 I'll tell you what.

01:32:34.000 You hold your hand like that and go, don't worry, I got it.

01:32:36.000 I'm a badass bitch.

01:32:37.000 He's going to go chomp.

01:32:39.000 And then he's going to spin and rip your hand off.

01:32:41.000 Yeah.

01:32:45.000 Go back.

01:32:47.000 No, no, back.

01:32:49.000 Hey, cool it.

01:32:51.000 Cool it.

01:32:52.000 I got you.

01:32:53.000 There we go.

01:32:53.000 Oh, fuck.

01:32:54.000 No, I don't.

01:32:55.000 Oh, shit.

01:32:55.000 Okay, that really hurts.

01:33:00.000 Now she's trying to rip her hand off.

01:33:02.000 So she has to go with him.

01:33:08.000 So then she's like, can you get on him?

01:33:10.000 I'm not strong enough.

01:33:14.000 Is he an employee?

01:33:15.000 Now he's fucked.

01:33:17.000 Does he work there?

01:33:18.000 Oh, I don't know.

01:33:19.000 Is that just a dad?

01:33:20.000 My dad might just be.

01:33:21.000 Came to look at the alligators and she was being too cool.

01:33:26.000 Like, I'm not sure I'm strong enough to stop an alligator from spinning.

01:33:29.000 That's their forte.

01:33:31.000 That's why she got the legs wrapped around, at least.

01:33:34.000 Now what does he do?

01:33:35.000 She's safe.

01:33:36.000 She pulled him into that.

01:33:38.000 Doesn't that sum up feminism?

01:33:40.000 They do something stupid, they get in danger, they call for a man, and now we're fucked.

01:33:44.000 Now let me try to coach you through this exotic animal that you came here to see because you're so unfamiliar with the animals.

01:33:49.000 I think you're right.

01:33:50.000 I think that's just a random dad.

01:33:53.000 Hey, she's dead, you call in West Valley, shaking the car out.

01:34:01.000 I would punch her in the face.

01:34:04.000 I think it's...

01:34:05.000 Is it legal to punch someone in the face if they make you risk your life with an alligator?

01:34:11.000 I think that's okay.

01:34:12.000 I would just be like, I'm really, sorry.

01:34:14.000 This just has to be done.

01:34:17.000 It's post-self-defense.

01:34:18.000 Sorry.

01:34:21.000 All right, let's go to the final video.

01:34:24.000 Enki dokey.

01:34:40.000 That's a good song.

01:34:43.000 Yeah.

01:34:44.000 I don't like the lyrics, but it's good.

01:34:47.000 Can you...

01:34:48.000 Oh, why?

01:34:48.000 Because you're shitty in it?

01:34:49.000 What are the lyrics with you?

01:34:51.000 Ryan is sad because you didn't have a dad.

01:34:54.000 His daddy ran away when he found out he was gay.

01:34:58.000 And then Gavin's alright.

01:34:59.000 Actually, that's better than what happened.

01:35:02.000 Your dad didn't have a reason.

01:35:04.000 Well, he left in case I was gay, and he happened to be right.

01:35:07.000 He doesn't care if you're gay.

01:35:08.000 He doesn't care if you live or die.

01:35:09.000 Oh, I don't hate to gay.

01:35:10.000 Is gay something?

01:35:11.000 Oh, no.

01:35:12.000 I'm not interested in having Orion.

01:35:15.000 I told him, I was like, I am having a baby.

01:35:16.000 And he was like, he's like, cool.

01:35:19.000 Wow.

01:35:19.000 Do I get to hold the baby?

01:35:21.000 I was like, no, you don't have a lot of practice, but give it a shot.

01:35:25.000 Sure.

01:35:26.000 And then you go, I get it.

01:35:27.000 He's, you know, he's a wanderer.

01:35:29.000 He doesn't want to have the kid.

01:35:30.000 He just fucked to Puerto Rican by mistake and he wants to be a free spirit.

01:35:34.000 Oh, no.

01:35:35.000 I got married.

01:35:35.000 I have lots of kids.

01:35:37.000 I love being a dad, just not to you.

01:35:39.000 I would throw away a career for like a good kid anytime.

01:35:43.000 Oh, yeah.

01:35:44.000 No, no, I bust my ass buying my kids' presents.

01:35:47.000 I don't like Ryan to touch.

01:35:48.000 He touched my drone once.

01:35:49.000 He broke it.

01:35:51.000 So I don't like him.

01:35:55.000 Best grandpa ever.

01:35:57.000 He's a grandpa.

01:35:59.000 Yeah.

01:35:59.000 Grandpa Katsu.

01:36:01.000 Yeah.

01:36:02.000 That's my dad.

01:36:04.000 Let me just talk about myself for a second.

01:36:07.000 Remember yesterday we found that video of me doing plain stuff and it's in French?

01:36:15.000 The mainstream media, whatever, the machine, the deep state, blew me up with a bomb.

01:36:21.000 But they didn't kill me.

01:36:22.000 My fragments went everywhere.

01:36:24.000 And now I'm spread all over the internet, little like ghosts.

01:36:27.000 It's like fossils or something.

01:36:29.000 Like daily motion.

01:36:31.000 I was talking about the sketch I did years ago where I pretended I was this slapstick guy.

01:36:38.000 It didn't do very well.

01:36:39.000 I thought it was awesome though.

01:36:41.000 Have you seen this?

01:36:42.000 No.

01:36:45.000 Last Pictures probably doesn't want anything to do with it.

01:36:54.000 It's said in the British vocabulary now.

01:36:56.000 You know, if something goes wrong to you, write in the Queen's Onions.

01:36:58.000 Write in the Queen's Onions.

01:36:59.000 Write in the Queen's Onions.

01:37:00.000 Right in the Queen's Onions.

01:37:02.000 Right in the Queen's Onions.

01:37:04.000 Write in the Queen's Onions.

01:37:05.000 It's a sentence that has three generations of British laughing.

01:37:08.000 Get rid of me.

01:37:09.000 From the first time it appeared on Benny Hill to the skit's final appearance in 1986.

01:37:13.000 What appeared to be a disposable little joke defined Great Britain for half a century.

01:37:22.000 It's a mixture of sadness and surprise.

01:37:25.000 And here are some classic examples of that look.

01:37:35.000 Few thought the sketch would continue, but 20 years later, there it was.

01:37:39.000 Right in the Queen's Onions, defined 1970s Britain and seemed to be the great unifier that brought old and young to forgot about this.

01:37:49.000 My old friend Nigel Norris.

01:37:58.000 I was watching I hate the movies, but Ice Age.

01:38:03.000 But I was watching it and kind of going in and out, falling in and out of sleep.

01:38:07.000 I was with a girl and she wanted to see it and I hated the movie, but I wanted to appease her.

01:38:12.000 And there's this scene where I forgot what character it is, but he's like moving along and he hits his nuts on some iceberg thing.

01:38:22.000 Oh!

01:38:22.000 Right, Nicola's onions.

01:38:24.000 Nigel Norris!

01:38:26.000 It just blew me away, man.

01:38:28.000 It's funny where things pop up.

01:38:29.000 It's like Nigel Norris has become a meme, you know, like he was actually one of the first memes.

01:38:37.000 A lot of women I know are specifically inspired by him and his ability to bring comedy to this physical place.

01:38:45.000 Because most of our comedy is just with our bodies and losing weight and getting really skinny, which we also find like a really funny, fabulous, amazing thing.

01:38:53.000 You look at it and you just think, oh, there's a guy getting hit in the nuts.

01:38:57.000 But everything was clinical and scientific.

01:39:00.000 And, I mean, it's math.

01:39:02.000 You know, what he did was algebra, you know, meets geometry.

01:39:08.000 And then there's like cosine and a rhombus, probably.

01:39:25.000 When one looks at Norris's life's work, one has to see it as profoundly British.

01:39:31.000 And of course, the reason why it made such an impact was because it dealt with the United Kingdom's ethos, which is and always will be class.

01:39:40.000 The hoi polloi saw it as a mockery of the monarchy, whereas the upper classes saw it as a parody of how they were perceived.

01:39:49.000 Though everyone assumed Norris was English, he was in fact Scottish.

01:39:53.000 Few people knew this because of Norris's extremely reclusive nature.

01:39:57.000 After Benny Hill was cancelled in 1989, Norris moved to Canada where he remains today.

01:40:02.000 Our film crew caught up with Norris at his home in the forest of British Columbia in a final attempt to discover what was so special about this ridiculous phrase.

01:40:11.000 Get that fucking thing off.

01:40:13.000 You're rolling.

01:40:14.000 You got this, right?

01:40:16.000 See the Queen's onions.

01:40:17.000 That was one fucking stupid joke made 50 years ago that became just a pain in my arse, pain in my family's ass, pain in my fucking grand's ass, by the way.

01:40:27.000 She's kind of going down Kelvin Grove Row without people yelling about the Queen's bloody onions.

01:40:33.000 What got weird for me was when the big, big fucking Ivory Tower Academic Scotland started intellectualising it and saying, oh, it's about class, and he's taking a piss out the fucking Queen and all that.

01:40:47.000 I'm for Scotland, by the way, right?

01:40:49.000 I don't give a shit about the Queen.

01:40:51.000 It's not relevant to me.

01:40:52.000 I'm not into class.

01:40:53.000 In Glasgow, you don't have classes.

01:40:55.000 We're all scum, you know?

01:40:56.000 Can you do it for us?

01:40:58.000 Queen's Onions.

01:40:59.000 Yeah.

01:41:02.000 I haven't done this in about 12 years.

01:41:06.000 Since 1986.

01:41:08.000 Alright.

01:41:12.000 Alright.

01:41:14.000 She's walking down the street.

01:41:15.000 Matter of fact, imagine a bowler hat.

01:41:17.000 I wish I had...

01:41:18.000 I no longer have a hat for obvious reasons, right?

01:41:20.000 It is in the museum in Glasgow called the People's Palace.

01:41:22.000 But I've got bowler hat on, umbrella in hand.

01:42:19.000 Maybe everything I say.

01:43:02.000 Pretty good, huh?

01:43:04.000 Yeah.

01:43:05.000 See, I'm not funny.

01:43:05.000 I'm an artist.

01:43:06.000 That's gone now.

01:43:07.000 Did you actually cry?

01:43:10.000 I don't think so.

01:43:11.000 But I was looking up other videos to show the kids, and altcensored.com came up.

01:43:19.000 Have you heard of this before?

01:43:21.000 What is this?

01:43:21.000 I don't fucking know.

01:43:23.000 Alts.

01:43:25.000 Wow.

01:43:28.000 Is it like a YouTube for alt-right people that were censored?

01:43:34.000 Yeah.

01:43:35.000 I don't know.

01:43:36.000 I see a lot of vaccine, a lot of things.

01:43:37.000 7,000 videos.

01:43:41.000 It's not alt-right.

01:43:42.000 Everyone looks pretty mainstream there.

01:43:44.000 Don't tread on me.

01:43:45.000 These are the contributors?

01:43:46.000 Yeah.

01:43:49.000 So they just mirrored my page, my YouTube page, because I don't know where to get those videos anymore.

01:43:54.000 I checked BitChute and they didn't have this old, old stuff.

01:43:59.000 And I was going to see a band called Stiff Little Fingers before that, and these little kids swarmed around me.

01:44:04.000 They're like, do you want to see the bond?

01:44:07.000 And I'm like, yeah.

01:44:09.000 Ava tech at here.

01:44:11.000 They're midgets, by the way.

01:44:13.000 And I'm fucking scared of kids.

01:44:15.000 I'll tell you why.

01:44:16.000 They will cut your throat, and it's just a video game to them.

01:44:20.000 Like, I have kids and a wife.

01:44:21.000 I'm dying.

01:44:21.000 I've never, they won't have a father.

01:44:23.000 He's fucking talking his head off as he dies.

01:44:27.000 Look at him.

01:44:29.000 You don't know what you've done.

01:44:30.000 Let's end with something better.

01:44:32.000 Less gabby.

01:44:33.000 A cop told me about this site.

01:44:34.000 We've discussed it before, crazyshit.com.

01:44:38.000 I kind of avoid it because there's a lot of porn on that, and I don't want to beat off to it.

01:44:44.000 But they have these videos called Manic Mondays.

01:44:46.000 There's Manic Mondays, there's Taco Tuesdays, which I think is all porn clips.

01:44:51.000 But Manic Mondays is pretty good.

01:44:53.000 And it's a fun little video to end with because it's so over the top.

01:44:59.000 Uh-oh.

01:45:00.000 Is that crack?

01:45:03.000 Was this called Manic Monday?

01:45:06.000 This is called Mental Monday.

01:45:09.000 Oh, yeah, Mental Monday.

01:45:10.000 Sorry.

01:45:11.000 Good.

01:45:12.000 Because they also have these crack compilations of people on crack, and I thought I sent the wrong video.

01:45:17.000 But this is just one of the many things.

01:45:18.000 Turn it up.

01:45:22.000 Looks like it feels really good, though, doesn't it?

01:45:27.000 Mental Monday.

01:45:28.000 Sorry, I got it wrong.

01:45:30.000 You know what this, where he's going?

01:45:33.000 Bye.

01:45:37.000 Oh, this one's hard to watch.

01:45:45.000 She's beautiful.

01:45:50.000 There we go.

01:45:51.000 Maybe I should have had a warning before I went this out.

01:45:54.000 Oh, yeah, of course.

01:45:56.000 Yeah, warning.

01:45:56.000 Yeah, sorry.

01:46:06.000 See, this is why I kind of avoid this site.

01:46:09.000 It's a bit much.

01:46:10.000 Yeah, it's.

01:46:13.000 Like, you'll see someone die on it.

01:46:15.000 Oh, look at this one.

01:46:20.000 That's my kind of guy.

01:46:26.000 Yeah.

01:46:27.000 No, just to make sure he's not bleeding to death.

01:46:33.000 That guy's fun.

01:46:35.000 This guy's too fun.

01:46:36.000 Yeah, that's the problem with crazy shit.com.

01:46:39.000 It's often too good.

01:46:53.000 Come on, guys.

01:46:54.000 It's normal.

01:46:56.000 Why is she a special talent?

01:46:59.000 What's that?

01:47:01.000 That's a special talent that you can stick that all the way to the back of your neck.

01:47:05.000 Tom, I feel like you haven't done it before, man.

01:47:14.000 Oh, this one's harsh.

01:47:20.000 Can I just buy you booze, dude?

01:47:27.000 That does make me want to drink whiskey, though, for some strange reason.

01:47:31.000 Oh, this, a cop sent me this.

01:47:34.000 Okay, wait, stop with that.

01:47:36.000 What the fuck did you think was going to happen?

01:47:39.000 Go back, go back.

01:47:43.000 Are you surprised, sir?

01:47:45.000 I'm going to have a large plastic glass of beer in a mosh pit.

01:47:50.000 You're in it.

01:47:50.000 If you're at the stage, you're in it.

01:47:52.000 I think he was asking for this.

01:47:54.000 He was like, I'm in the wrong place.

01:47:55.000 I'm just waiting for the wrong time.

01:47:57.000 Oh, maybe.

01:47:59.000 Boom, boom.

01:48:00.000 That went way better the next time.

01:48:01.000 I need to watch that 900 times.

01:48:04.000 It's so perfect.

01:48:12.000 Boom, boom.

01:48:17.000 Dude, can we just have that on a loop in the studio just playing it all the time?

01:48:21.000 That should.

01:48:21.000 Yeah, that should.

01:48:29.000 I love how the guy's oblivious too.

01:48:31.000 He's like, I don't even know what I did.

01:48:33.000 Yeah.

01:48:33.000 He just notices his arm is wet.

01:48:37.000 Wait, go to her saying goodbye.

01:48:40.000 It's funny, too.

01:48:41.000 Is nine inches too big?

01:48:43.000 Is my dick acceptable?

01:48:47.000 Gorgeous stuff.

01:48:49.000 Let's make that a clip of the day, too, the beer one.

01:48:51.000 Okay.

01:48:52.000 You're writing all this down?

01:48:54.000 So, yeah, we had a lot of discoveries today.

01:49:00.000 We realized there's some, the one drop rule dominating the American conversation is based on a myth.

01:49:06.000 That's retarded.

01:49:08.000 And then we also learned that I think there's some masochistic women out there that are knowingly walking into a volcano, sacrificing themselves like they're a member of some bizarre sick cult.

01:49:20.000 And they are.

01:49:21.000 And that sick cult is called liberalism in America.

01:49:26.000 We should try to rescue as many as we can from joining that cult.

01:49:29.000 But once they're in, bye-bye.

01:49:31.000 Have fun in the volcano pit.

01:49:33.000 Don't call me back.

01:49:35.000 You're gone.

01:49:36.000 Get fired.

01:49:37.000 Get in trouble.

01:49:38.000 Be brave.

01:49:39.000 And never stop fighting.

01:49:55.000 I got five ways.

01:49:56.000 Tap him with his knockers.

01:49:57.000 He was looking at me sideways.

01:49:58.000 I pulled up just to file ladies.

01:50:00.000 I'm out of night late.

01:50:01.000 I put on this movie like some others waiting on their tribe.

01:50:04.000 If you try to dive and pick your boys, then I got five ways.

01:50:08.000 He was looking at me sideways.

01:50:10.000 I pulled up just a five ladies.

01:50:12.000 I'm out of night late.

01:50:13.000 I put us through it like some mothers waiting on their tribe.

Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - August 17, 2021

S04E19 - MENTALLY ILL MASOCHISTS

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