Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - S04E21 - EVERYTHING WOKE TURNS TO SHIT

00:00:13.000 Live from New York, it's Get Off My Lawn with Kevin McGinnis.

00:00:28.000 When we first came here, we were cold and we were pretty young.

00:00:35.000 With the colours on our skin, when we first came here, we were cold and we were pretty young.

00:00:50.000 2,000 and 12.

00:00:56.000 I lost my ad agency for saying that trans are mentally okay.

00:01:13.000 And I know that you could say, well, there is a modicum of financial musical talent in the base of the song.

00:01:23.000 No, they're doing a cover.

00:01:25.000 So anything you hear that's remotely musical comes from the original, but look at them fake dancing and playing fake music.

00:01:34.000 And like it's just, their culture, trans culture, is worse than gay culture.

00:01:40.000 It's total and utter garbage.

00:01:43.000 Turn it up.

00:01:50.000 It's the opposite of meritocracy.

00:01:56.000 Look at these clowns.

00:01:59.000 It's like the biggest losers in high school all got together and started a movement.

00:02:07.000 There's not one remotely attractive or cool person there.

00:02:14.000 Revenge of the nerds.

00:02:16.000 That's what we're living under.

00:02:17.000 The tyranny of the oppressed.

00:02:19.000 Fake oppressed.

00:02:22.000 I was going to...

00:02:24.000 Let's just cleanse the palette with an old hardcore band from New Jersey called Sand in the Face.

00:02:30.000 This is one...

00:02:30.000 I just dug up this album when I was a teenager.

00:02:34.000 What, 30 years ago?

00:02:36.000 No, fucking...

00:02:38.000 35 years ago.

00:02:41.000 Holy shit, I'm old.

00:02:45.000 And so they were probably like 10 years older than me.

00:02:47.000 These guys are in their 60s now.

00:02:49.000 Oh my god, I'm ancient.

00:02:52.000 Put it up.

00:02:55.000 Such a good band.

00:03:16.000 That band.

00:03:17.000 That whole album is golden.

00:03:19.000 1986.

00:03:21.000 I just bought it because the cover looked cool.

00:03:23.000 I was in Canada.

00:03:24.000 I didn't know about Jersey hardcore.

00:03:26.000 That was the great thing about hardcore.

00:03:28.000 It was anti-celebrity.

00:03:30.000 So, you know, with punk, you either have to do London, New York, right?

00:03:34.000 Johnny Rotten and the Ramones and no other town matters.

00:03:39.000 With hardcore, your town matters.

00:03:41.000 So people say to me, oh, you're into hardcore?

00:03:43.000 And I go, you must know Gorilla Biscuits or Slapshot.

00:03:47.000 No.

00:03:48.000 I had my bands in my little town.

00:03:51.000 Sometimes we might stray all the way to Toronto or Montreal, but not really.

00:03:56.000 So we had Honest Engine and The Trapped and Neanderthal Sponge and Grave Concern.

00:04:03.000 And then you would get this magazine, Maximum Rock and Roll, and they'd have scene reports.

00:04:07.000 So they'd tell you about like Boise Idaho scene.

00:04:11.000 It was very egalitarian.

00:04:12.000 I learned a lot from that.

00:04:15.000 And then the whole DIY thing of putting on your own shows, I learned a lot from.

00:04:20.000 And that's something you don't have in your life, Ryan.

00:04:24.000 What do you mean?

00:04:25.000 Like, with these locksmiths, I wanted a keypad.

00:04:29.000 And you're like, okay, it's going to be four months.

00:04:32.000 Like, if you have a DIY attitude, then you go buy the thing and find someone else to install it.

00:04:38.000 Me and my band used to, I used to do all the artwork for the CDs, the burn CDs.

00:04:44.000 And we would go to a show with a bunch of CDs to give away for free.

00:04:48.000 Wow, you really understand the free market.

00:04:50.000 And the envelopes, too.

00:04:52.000 I learned how to fold an origami, and we would just do that all day, just listen to music and fold up these CDs.

00:04:58.000 Wait.

00:04:59.000 Little envelopes.

00:05:00.000 Envelopes.

00:05:01.000 Or like CD covers.

00:05:02.000 Yeah, you take a piece of cover.

00:05:03.000 Yeah, those aren't envelopes.

00:05:04.000 CD envelopes.

00:05:06.000 CD envelopes?

00:05:08.000 An envelope is something that you put something inside and then you seal it.

00:05:12.000 It's like a bag.

00:05:14.000 It had a flap.

00:05:14.000 It's made of paper.

00:05:15.000 It had a flap.

00:05:17.000 Okay, I have flaps.

00:05:19.000 Can you milk me?

00:05:22.000 Yeah, I got nipples too, Greg.

00:05:24.000 Can you milk me?

00:05:26.000 That's one of my best impressions.

00:05:28.000 Let's hear it again.

00:05:30.000 It's me, Robert De Niro.

00:05:32.000 I have nipples.

00:05:33.000 You're in the circle of trust, Greg.

00:05:36.000 That's not good.

00:05:37.000 That's not good.

00:05:38.000 I'm glad you were kidding because I thought you were serious for a second.

00:05:41.000 We have a lot of stories.

00:05:43.000 Three pages of stuff here, folks.

00:05:45.000 We're not going to get to it all.

00:05:46.000 I want to get to this Proud Boys rally where it was actually a Christian rally.

00:05:51.000 Proud Boys showed up to do security.

00:05:53.000 Antifa attacked them.

00:05:54.000 Gunshots go off.

00:05:57.000 And of course, the gay media.

00:05:59.000 Most journalists you read in stories like this are either young girls who are playing sex in the city and they're in New York or homosexuals who are bored traveling the world and they throw up some article that says patriotism is bad because they think that all right-wingers hate them.

00:06:18.000 And they don't realize that right-wingers don't give a flying fuck who they are or what they do.

00:06:24.000 Most of the country doesn't.

00:06:25.000 Actually, I've said this before, but when I moved to the suburbs, I was like, The first few months, I was like, I haven't heard anyone say the word gay.

00:06:34.000 Because there are no homosexuals in the suburbs, none.

00:06:38.000 So, you know, in New York City, you come up with a motion to increase subway fare, and the first, or at least one of the questions, is: well, what do the gays think?

00:06:49.000 Will the gays be mad?

00:06:52.000 Nope, not in the burbs.

00:06:53.000 So, homos with an agenda who are constantly writing articles trying to correct the innate homophobia.

00:07:01.000 Not only is there no homophobia, there's no homos in America.

00:07:06.000 It's not a thing.

00:07:07.000 You're almost like the little tiny Mexicans that do lawn care.

00:07:11.000 No one likes or dislikes them.

00:07:12.000 They're just a thing.

00:07:14.000 No one, like, they don't speak English.

00:07:16.000 When you come up to them when they're doing your lawn and you go, hey man, how about that game last night?

00:07:20.000 They're like, hey, what?

00:07:22.000 Like, why are you crossing the fourth wall to speak to me?

00:07:25.000 We are different.

00:07:27.000 Okay, sorry.

00:07:29.000 Ask me about the game.

00:07:30.000 How'd you know I played dice last night?

00:07:34.000 You mean the soccer game?

00:07:35.000 Yeah.

00:07:36.000 Football?

00:07:38.000 You don't have to ask them what team they like.

00:07:39.000 That's the good part about that.

00:07:41.000 What team is it?

00:07:42.000 Whatever country they're from.

00:07:44.000 They're from Mexico.

00:07:45.000 Yep, so Mexico.

00:07:47.000 If you ask a Chilean what their favorite team is.

00:07:48.000 What country did you think Mexicans are from?

00:07:51.000 I knew they're from that, but you don't ever have to ask a soccer player what their favorite team is.

00:07:55.000 Chileans don't do lawn care.

00:07:57.000 But Chileans love Chile and soccer.

00:08:00.000 Like, if you talk to any South American person, you already know their favorite team.

00:08:04.000 But aren't there more teams in Mexico than just Mexico?

00:08:08.000 Like in Britain, there's 100 teams.

00:08:10.000 Oh, yeah, Manchester United and then.

00:08:13.000 All right, enough.

00:08:14.000 The Kings of Barriers.

00:08:14.000 Speaking of Britain, John Cleese has a new show called Cancel Me.

00:08:18.000 So he's doing press and stuff.

00:08:19.000 He's fucking old, too.

00:08:21.000 Why can't everyone just freeze when I liked them?

00:08:25.000 So I liked Monty Python in the 70s, so stay that way.

00:08:30.000 Someone just sent me a video of Grateful Dead in 1979, and they were ancient then.

00:08:37.000 Ancient.

00:08:40.000 I want Sand in the Face to still be those 21-year-old punk rockers.

00:08:44.000 Not 60-something.

00:08:45.000 That's not fair.

00:08:47.000 I like Matthew McConaughey.

00:08:49.000 Best thing about high school girls.

00:08:51.000 I get older and they stay the same age.

00:08:54.000 So yeah, John Cleese, which, by the way, when I saw the suit in this link, I thought, no, not that one.

00:09:04.000 That's what I want him frozen as.

00:09:08.000 I'm going to get Nita Fashions to make me one of those.

00:09:10.000 They asked me for my next suit, and I wasn't feeling inspired.

00:09:14.000 Now, I'm worried about feedback with the video with checks that close, but I don't think it'll work.

00:09:18.000 Doesn't that look great as pants, though?

00:09:21.000 You know what that would look good as, too?

00:09:22.000 You take the blazer off.

00:09:24.000 You're walking around with a shirt and tie in those pants.

00:09:27.000 What shoes does he have with that?

00:09:28.000 You can go brown or black.

00:09:30.000 Black works great.

00:09:32.000 So Faulty Towers is funnier than Monty Python.

00:09:36.000 One of the funniest shows on earth.

00:09:38.000 It's about John Cleese plays Basil Faulty, a bumbling, stumbling hotel owner who just can't seem to get it together.

00:09:46.000 And there's a cast of characters.

00:09:47.000 Of course, the white males are all idiotic, but at least Manuel here is a moron.

00:09:52.000 But it's the women who are in control on this show.

00:09:55.000 And I blame men for this.

00:09:56.000 Men love to be debased and insulted for some reason.

00:10:02.000 They're masochists.

00:10:04.000 But while reading about this new John Cleese show, I didn't realize this.

00:10:10.000 But last year, Faulty Towers was the victim of cancel culture.

00:10:13.000 Now it's a 70s, 80s comedy.

00:10:17.000 And there's this old bumbling World War II vet in it.

00:10:23.000 And the guy's a racist.

00:10:27.000 And you meet these guys all over Britain.

00:10:29.000 They're usually upper class.

00:10:32.000 The bartender in Withnail and I is one of them.

00:10:34.000 And it's like, hello.

00:10:35.000 Oh, were you a tank man?

00:10:37.000 I could tell you were in the service.

00:10:39.000 You used to be able to eat the mushrooms until the jerries poisoned them all, bastards.

00:10:45.000 And they're very old-fashioned.

00:10:47.000 They're from World War II.

00:10:50.000 And one of the old generals, he's got a big white mustache, and he goes, oh, that's cricket today.

00:10:55.000 There he is.

00:10:56.000 And he goes, oh, all the cricketers are niggers these days.

00:11:00.000 Now, the character's a bad man on the show.

00:11:04.000 He plays an asshole, an old racist, antiquated fool.

00:11:08.000 So when he says the N-word, it is lampooning him and racism.

00:11:14.000 But the BBC removed that episode, which they're doing all over Britain.

00:11:21.000 They had Elvis Costello, one last white nigger, Oliver Zami is here to stay.

00:11:28.000 That again was mocking the way the Catholics were perceived.

00:11:33.000 It's like in Germany, they don't allow swastikas.

00:11:36.000 So if you have a sticker with a swastika crossed out, you get arrested.

00:11:41.000 That's the trouble with censorship.

00:11:43.000 That's the trouble with censoring shit.

00:11:46.000 You end up hurting the thing you're trying to defend.

00:11:50.000 You end up doing more harm than good.

00:11:52.000 Show that Faulty Towers clip.

00:11:55.000 Maybe you could find it.

00:11:57.000 Look up Cricketeer's N-word Faulty Towers.

00:12:01.000 Maybe banned.

00:12:04.000 So that'll be a cool show.

00:12:06.000 But you know what?

00:12:07.000 It won't cover Nick Fuentes.

00:12:08.000 It won't cover Milo.

00:12:10.000 It will only cover non-controversial controversy.

00:12:15.000 I promise you.

00:12:15.000 There he is.

00:12:19.000 Oh, vote, amaz.

00:12:22.000 My wife?

00:12:23.000 That's it.

00:12:24.000 Fine, absolutely fine.

00:12:25.000 They're taking it out tomorrow morning.

00:12:27.000 Is she good?

00:12:28.000 No, not her, the nail.

00:12:29.000 They won't have operated until tomorrow.

00:12:31.000 What?

00:12:31.000 The nail.

00:12:32.000 They're taking it out tomorrow.

00:12:34.000 But how did she get a nail in her?

00:12:36.000 No, I think I told you, Major.

00:12:37.000 No, she's having a toenail out.

00:12:39.000 What?

00:12:39.000 Just the one of them.

00:12:42.000 Oh, if it's causing you pain, you have it on.

00:12:45.000 Exactly.

00:12:46.000 So, now it's not running this place properly.

00:12:49.000 So you want your own, I know.

00:12:50.000 It's a three-minute clip, but I found a quicker one.

00:12:53.000 The strange thing was that throughout the morning, she kept referring to the Indians as niggers.

00:12:59.000 No, no, no, no, no, I said.

00:13:01.000 Niggers are the West Indians.

00:13:03.000 These people are wonks.

00:13:06.000 no, no, no, she said.

00:13:08.000 All cricketers are niggers.

00:13:13.000 A, he's a racist.

00:13:14.000 It's a negative portrayal.

00:13:15.000 He's seen as a withering idiot.

00:13:17.000 And C, that was funny.

00:13:20.000 And true.

00:13:21.000 No.

00:13:22.000 That'd be funny if I was mad about it being factually correct.

00:13:25.000 Well, what are then?

00:13:26.000 They're not WOGS?

00:13:27.000 Yeah.

00:13:28.000 Then what are?

00:13:30.000 That's like when I would say, I did an article a long time ago called I Love Packies.

00:13:36.000 And the editor, it was for a British thing who refused to print it.

00:13:41.000 And it was all about reasons I love Indians, Indian immigrants, dot, not feather.

00:13:46.000 And they go, well, well, we can't use that word.

00:13:49.000 And plus, you're talking about Indians.

00:13:51.000 Packies are Pakistanis.

00:13:52.000 I go, no, it's a racial epithet.

00:13:54.000 Racial epithets are not accurate.

00:13:56.000 Like they call Vietnamese gooks because in the Korean War, the Koreans would say, Ian gook, means I am Korean.

00:14:04.000 So they thought they just say gook as Korean because they saw all Asians as the same.

00:14:08.000 When it came to another war, they'd call them gooks.

00:14:11.000 Same with Pakis.

00:14:12.000 Racists don't like your country.

00:14:14.000 So to them, they're not interested in the nuance.

00:14:17.000 Sikhs, Pakistanis, Indians.

00:14:23.000 Oh, I guess I put it up on street carnage after they took it down.

00:14:30.000 Hotel White Lotus, which I finished yesterday.

00:14:34.000 I was in the office all day yesterday because my family's out of town and I was bored.

00:14:38.000 So unfortunately, I have 61 articles to discuss.

00:14:42.000 A little overprepared.

00:14:44.000 And we're already 15 minutes into the first episode.

00:14:47.000 But White Lotus, the gay hotel owner or manager in that show, is definitely based on Basil Faulty.

00:14:56.000 Him.

00:14:57.000 And I believe the mustache is a further homage.

00:15:01.000 Now, it's by the guy who did Chuck and Buck, suck and fuck.

00:15:05.000 You know that guy?

00:15:06.000 No, you don't know anything.

00:15:08.000 I forget his name.

00:15:10.000 But I'm not sure that guy would be an Anglophile.

00:15:13.000 Turn it up.

00:15:18.000 Oh my god.

00:15:19.000 Can you help me with that?

00:15:20.000 Oh my god.

00:15:24.000 Lanny, what's going on?

00:15:27.000 Why didn't you tell me what cabby?

00:15:29.000 I'm sorry.

00:15:30.000 I needed work.

00:15:33.000 She counted a baby the first time with John?

00:15:36.000 I didn't know.

00:15:37.000 She's early.

00:15:39.000 Oh, she's early.

00:15:40.000 Do you have a doctor?

00:15:41.000 Lani.

00:15:42.000 Dr. Rez is on his way, but he is coming from the other side of the island.

00:15:46.000 He'll be here.

00:15:49.000 We later learn he's gay and he gets caught eating out a man's ass.

00:15:53.000 Maybe one of the guests is a doctor.

00:15:58.000 He's having a biting in the lobby.

00:15:59.000 What a fantastic moment over the weekend.

00:16:01.000 There he is.

00:16:02.000 What are his other big hits, though?

00:16:04.000 He was in School of Rock.

00:16:07.000 Oh, yeah, yeah.

00:16:08.000 That was Iraq.

00:16:08.000 Ed Schneebly.

00:16:10.000 But as far as movies he's made, he's a brilliant filmmaker.

00:16:14.000 And White Lotus is an absolute masterpiece.

00:16:16.000 There's not one moment where I'm pulled out of it.

00:16:20.000 Although it was kind of embarrassing because a Bronx cop texted me last night.

00:16:25.000 He's like, hey, come on, I don't got to work tomorrow.

00:16:27.000 I'm going to get shitty.

00:16:29.000 And I was like, I'm watching White Lotus.

00:16:34.000 I had to catch up on the last episode.

00:16:37.000 Oh, no.

00:16:37.000 So then I thought, maybe I'll lie and say, I'm just catching the Mets.

00:16:40.000 But then you can see the Mets in the game.

00:16:42.000 Right.

00:16:43.000 I mean, at the bar.

00:16:44.000 So I just paused it.

00:16:45.000 Came out.

00:16:46.000 Nice.

00:16:47.000 Mike White.

00:16:49.000 Oh, he did that stupid emojis movie?

00:16:52.000 What are his movies he's known for?

00:16:54.000 Known for?

00:16:55.000 Chuck and Buck?

00:16:56.000 Chuck and Buck, Chuck and Fox.

00:16:58.000 A good girl.

00:16:59.000 Interesting.

00:16:59.000 And then Orange County.

00:17:00.000 I didn't know that.

00:17:00.000 Writer.

00:17:02.000 Huh.

00:17:06.000 But we had a great moment over the weekend where Trump said our new motto, everything woke turns to shit.

00:17:15.000 And I suspect Donald Trump Jr. does a lot of...

00:17:18.000 He turns to shit.

00:17:19.000 Okay.

00:17:20.000 Does a lot of behind the scenes stuff.

00:17:21.000 And he says, you got to say this tonight, Dad.

00:17:23.000 I'm convinced, and I'll ask Fleckis, I guess.

00:17:26.000 I'm convinced it was Donald Trump Jr. who told Trump to have Fleckis sit next to him.

00:17:31.000 And I think he said, you got to say this tonight.

00:17:34.000 Because you can tell the way he delivers it, he starts to say it, and everyone's still clapping.

00:17:37.000 He's like, no, no, no, I need a moment for this.

00:17:39.000 And then he waited for silence, and then he laid down his new campaign slogan.

00:17:43.000 But play it now.

00:17:46.000 Everything woke turns to shit, okay?

00:17:50.000 Oh, that's just the shortened version.

00:17:52.000 I thought I had the longer one.

00:17:54.000 Oh, that's the drop.

00:17:56.000 So I think...

00:17:57.000 Well, you're right.

00:17:58.000 Here we go.

00:17:58.000 Yeah, why didn't you just play what I have in the goddamn notes?

00:18:02.000 What woke means?

00:18:03.000 It means you're a loser.

00:18:04.000 Everything woke.

00:18:08.000 Everything woke.

00:18:11.000 It's true.

00:18:13.000 Everything woke turns to shit.

00:18:15.000 Okay?

00:18:18.000 Look at what you do.

00:18:23.000 Go to 1.5.

00:18:26.000 It's so true.

00:18:27.000 And I know someone in the stock market.

00:18:30.000 I don't understand how this works, but you can bet on things failing.

00:18:33.000 I guess that's how Soros made most of his money.

00:18:35.000 I don't get how you do that, but you short it?

00:18:39.000 Look at that.

00:18:40.000 We can steal that, right?

00:18:41.000 It's a t-shirt.

00:18:43.000 That's our new t-shirts.

00:18:45.000 Everything woke turns to shit.

00:18:50.000 You don't even need Trump on that.

00:18:56.000 Oh, my mind just went blank.

00:18:58.000 And then he talks about the soccer player.

00:19:00.000 And then the purple-haired...

00:19:01.000 I got in trouble because I was talking about the soccer.

00:19:03.000 Oh, you've seen the whole thing.

00:19:05.000 Soccer player?

00:19:06.000 She sucks.

00:19:08.000 Oh, yeah, the guy who does the investing.

00:19:10.000 So he, if he sees someone saying, great news.

00:19:13.000 Hi, this is Nike.

00:19:14.000 Great news.

00:19:14.000 We're starting a new diversity initiative where we're going to try to get more people of color and women.

00:19:21.000 Now, this has nothing to do with people of color and women.

00:19:24.000 It has to do with avoiding meritocracy and coming up with different criteria other than merit.

00:19:29.000 So you could Say more left-handed people.

00:19:31.000 Clearly, you're not going for the best person for the job.

00:19:33.000 You have other criteria.

00:19:35.000 And when merit isn't number one, you lose.

00:19:37.000 It turns to shit.

00:19:38.000 So he's made tons of money investing against diversity and affirmative action.

00:19:45.000 Speaking of diversity and affirmative action, Hassan Piker, now he's a big Twitch guy.

00:19:51.000 I think he might be number one Twitcher.

00:19:53.000 With Twitch is just like a shitty version of this.

00:19:57.000 Where you sit in your bedroom and you look at something and talk about it while a million people comment.

00:20:04.000 And I think donate?

00:20:06.000 Do they donate on Twitch?

00:20:08.000 I think you can.

00:20:09.000 You subscribe, you pay money to subscribe.

00:20:11.000 Anyway, who cares?

00:20:12.000 It's just shitty television, right?

00:20:14.000 And he was pictured wearing a shirt.

00:20:18.000 He's one of the worst dudes to look at in the world because he's in L.A. And L.A. has this problem.

00:20:26.000 Go down to his shoes.

00:20:27.000 Like, imagine being a grown man having a kid and dressing like that with skin-tight floods and low-cut vans.

00:20:38.000 I mean, that's embarrassing.

00:20:41.000 That's how a 13-year-old dresses.

00:20:44.000 With the orange shades, too.

00:20:47.000 This is the problem with LA.

00:20:48.000 You don't get the checks and balances because you don't go out much because it's all a driving culture.

00:20:53.000 So you don't have people going, dude, what the fuck?

00:20:56.000 Why you dress like a hot-topic 13-year-old?

00:20:58.000 And then you go, and then you don't wear that again.

00:21:02.000 And you get better at dressing.

00:21:05.000 He's not good at dressing.

00:21:06.000 And being good at it, if you will.

00:21:08.000 But what's great about that shirt is he wants the rich to pay more.

00:21:12.000 And then it was discovered that he lives in a $3 million mansion in Hollywood.

00:21:18.000 West Hollywood, which is Faggot Town.

00:21:22.000 And so the funnest part of this whole controversy were all these socialists defending him.

00:21:29.000 And it's 2.74, but he's put a lot of money in it.

00:21:33.000 Defending him and trying to justify it, which was a weird thing.

00:21:37.000 So you have all these socialist fans of his, his little baby monsters, saying, what, a guy can't buy a house?

00:21:44.000 And a lot of the articles, that picture I just showed you with the shirt, is very hard to find.

00:21:48.000 So he's obviously got his lawyers to say it's a copyright issue, and they're taking it down all over the internet.

00:21:53.000 It's a very tough picture to find.

00:21:56.000 Make the rich pay more.

00:21:57.000 And so they're left saying, what, he has to buy a house?

00:21:59.000 That's not even that much money these days.

00:22:01.000 $2 million?

00:22:02.000 I mean, that's barely enough for college these days.

00:22:04.000 And they're playing down millionaires.

00:22:07.000 And I think what's going on here with these young socialist kids is they think it's just the billionaires.

00:22:15.000 It's just Jeff Bezos who has to pay more.

00:22:18.000 And with his, they also think billions are trillions.

00:22:21.000 So here's how their brain works.

00:22:23.000 They think billions are trillions, and they think millions are thousands.

00:22:27.000 So someone having 3 million, 4 million is nothing, right?

00:22:30.000 He's one of us.

00:22:31.000 He's a socialist, just like us.

00:22:33.000 And then a billionaire, he could pay off all these trillions of dollars of debt.

00:22:38.000 And I've seen them say this.

00:22:39.000 Can't Warren Buffett just pay off the deficit?

00:22:42.000 No.

00:22:43.000 Warren Buffett could pay government spending, which is like $3.5 billion, or about $3 billion a day.

00:22:51.000 And those numbers are old.

00:22:53.000 We have something like 30% of the money we've printed has been in the past year, the money we've printed ever.

00:22:59.000 So these billionaires cannot hold a candle to American debt and American government spending.

00:23:07.000 And if you think the rich should pay more, you're the rich, pay more.

00:23:12.000 But again, my favorite part of this isn't that.

00:23:14.000 It's the socialists going, what, his $2 million is going to end capitalism?

00:23:23.000 Oh, that was Ethan from H3H.

00:23:25.000 Yeah, Ethan Klein.

00:23:26.000 Yeah, he was all over it going, leave him alone.

00:23:28.000 It's just a stupid house.

00:23:30.000 He's got it.

00:23:31.000 You need a big house if you have kids.

00:23:34.000 Y'all really think Hassan shouldn't be able to own a nice house and also champion for the poor and underprivileged?

00:23:38.000 There's a difference between making millions on Twitch and paying 50% in taxes and Jeff Bezos being worth $150 billion and paying no taxes.

00:23:46.000 Happy Hassan is crushing it.

00:23:47.000 I mean, that's perfect.

00:23:48.000 That's exactly what I just said.

00:23:51.000 Us millionaires aren't included in this war on the rich.

00:23:55.000 We're not rich.

00:23:58.000 Fucking phonies.

00:24:00.000 I remember this was Carlos Maz's thing.

00:24:02.000 He vanished.

00:24:03.000 He was the gay lord who would do irritating videos about Proud Boys and Fox News and racism.

00:24:11.000 Just another gay activist who wants to make the world more left-wing so he feels more safe because he's under the assumption that there's homophobes all over the right who want him dead.

00:24:24.000 Don't want you dead.

00:24:26.000 Don't want you not dead.

00:24:27.000 Don't know who you are.

00:24:28.000 Don't care who you are.

00:24:30.000 Go up to any conservative in Ohio right now.

00:24:33.000 How about them fags, huh?

00:24:35.000 What?

00:24:35.000 You mean like the trans bathrooms thing?

00:24:37.000 Yeah, that's annoying.

00:24:38.000 No, no, no.

00:24:38.000 Normal homos.

00:24:42.000 What about them?

00:24:43.000 Well, don't you want them all to die?

00:24:46.000 What?

00:24:46.000 I don't know.

00:24:47.000 I never even thought about them before.

00:24:49.000 No one's thought of Carlos Maza.

00:24:52.000 I mean, he was out to cancel Steven Crowder because Steven Crowder mocked him.

00:24:57.000 But as far as like an average American, sorry, Carlos.

00:25:00.000 Not relevant.

00:25:02.000 And of course, we discover that his activism comes from being rich and pampered his whole life and having the time.

00:25:10.000 You see, when you start to get your checks garnished, when you start to really have to pay tax, when you're not pampered your whole life, you start to hate the government and you hate the way they waste your tax money.

00:25:20.000 As Bill O'Reilly said, if my tax money kept going into these great roads and this incredible education system, look how fucking loaded his family is.

00:25:30.000 Wait, that's James Carville.

00:25:33.000 He's yet another one.

00:25:35.000 Oh, here he, this is Carlos bitching about James Carville for being rich.

00:25:42.000 It's an obscene four-story mansion.

00:25:46.000 How obscene.

00:25:47.000 And it's a grift.

00:25:49.000 That's fucking hypocrisy.

00:25:50.000 You know who else was a rich kid, a rich Marxist who never had a job and just sat around all day writing about how rich people are evil?

00:25:59.000 Karl Marx.

00:26:01.000 He invented it.

00:26:02.000 So in a way, these rich kids are being truly Marxist.

00:26:07.000 Carlos and his sister, Isabel, registered to vote at a five-bedroom, eight-bathroom waterfront palace in Boca Raton.

00:26:16.000 That's kind of weird living with your sister.

00:26:18.000 Buying a house with your sister?

00:26:20.000 Yeah.

00:26:22.000 Isn't that kind of sad?

00:26:23.000 Damn.

00:26:24.000 Like, where are her kids?

00:26:26.000 Is she gay too?

00:26:29.000 I love my brother, but it's time to start a life.

00:26:36.000 I also spent the weekend immersed in the milk crate craze, milk crate walking.

00:26:41.000 I don't think it has a cool name yet.

00:26:42.000 I noticed when it first started, which was like Thursday, you would get 30 bucks if you could walk up and down a pile of milk crates that are perfectly stacked.

00:26:53.000 The middle one, I think, is about 10 high, 12 high.

00:26:59.000 I have seen 1,000 of these.

00:27:02.000 I've seen the prize go from $30 to $300.

00:27:07.000 And I've seen two people successfully beat it.

00:27:11.000 It's funny, I brought it up with the cops last night, and they all were intimately familiar.

00:27:16.000 Cops all know cop, I mean, ghetto culture.

00:27:20.000 And there was a cop that introduced me to Shizmobin, by the way, but he stopped following it because there's too much anti-cop stuff.

00:27:25.000 So Shizmabin, Mobin Shiz, is onto us now.

00:27:28.000 Oh, really?

00:27:29.000 And they delete video drop comments.

00:27:31.000 No.

00:27:31.000 Yeah, they especially, they block any GOML followers.

00:27:36.000 I'm going to chill them.

00:27:37.000 And if, you better not say the bird, which is the bald eagle.

00:27:41.000 He knows that one.

00:27:42.000 Or you're done.

00:27:43.000 You're Dunzel Washington.

00:27:45.000 That's hilarious.

00:27:46.000 Yeah, so this is a common tactic I've seen where they think if they go in opposite, they think the middle part is the hardest part.

00:27:55.000 And if they go in opposite directions, maybe it'll be easier.

00:27:57.000 It never works.

00:27:58.000 But my favorite thing about this is you don't just fall.

00:28:02.000 You fucking bail like God hates you.

00:28:04.000 You bail like Zeus is whipping you from the sky.

00:28:07.000 And you don't land on medicine balls.

00:28:10.000 You land on hard, sharp.

00:28:12.000 Ooh, I could just see the bruises on your inner thigh.

00:28:16.000 Oh, yeah.

00:28:16.000 Yeah.

00:28:16.000 It just, God hurls you to the ground mercilessly.

00:28:20.000 The mid-back scrapes?

00:28:21.000 Ooh.

00:28:22.000 Yeah.

00:28:22.000 On a sharp corner.

00:28:24.000 I could just feel the skin being torn off.

00:28:26.000 But here's how you do it.

00:28:28.000 The two I've seen do it, and I think I have them listed here.

00:28:30.000 I'm not sure.

00:28:31.000 It's Grindface and Shismobin are the number one and two sources for all these.

00:28:37.000 If you make it to the middle, God bless you.

00:28:40.000 And now stop fucking around and zip down.

00:28:44.000 Too many people stand on the top and then they go for the one after the top.

00:28:47.000 You're dead.

00:28:48.000 The one after the top is the most deadly one.

00:28:51.000 So just the flash all the way down.

00:28:55.000 All right, let's enjoy some milk cake videos.

00:28:57.000 We could make this the entire show.

00:28:59.000 There are thousands.

00:29:01.000 Should we do it?

00:29:04.000 I could do it.

00:29:05.000 Let's feel till we get bored.

00:29:06.000 Yeah.

00:29:09.000 There you go.

00:29:10.000 Now you take the other side.

00:29:11.000 Lots of people giving tips, too.

00:29:14.000 This guy's never done it.

00:29:16.000 It's a disaster, bro.

00:29:18.000 This isn't someone showing off because they're so good at it.

00:29:21.000 Neither of those guys have ever pulled it off.

00:29:23.000 One guy tried to do it rolling a joint.

00:29:25.000 Yeah, I saw that one.

00:29:26.000 He ended up on his ass.

00:29:29.000 This is sort of like that, what's that catapult ride where they faint in the air?

00:29:33.000 Slingshot?

00:29:34.000 Slingshot.

00:29:34.000 It's like the slingshot videos.

00:29:36.000 Like you could watch 1,000.

00:29:39.000 No, I meant should we do this?

00:29:41.000 Oh, oh, definitely.

00:29:42.000 Yeah, they're just not easy to come by.

00:29:45.000 Yeah, that's true.

00:29:47.000 Like, do you have access to...

00:29:49.000 I guess they work at Seatown or something, which is probably...

00:29:52.000 You fucking steal them.

00:29:53.000 Bye.

00:29:55.000 Oh, my God.

00:29:58.000 No one ever falls and gets up and goes, oh, well, I missed.

00:30:01.000 They always lie there for about a minute in pain.

00:30:05.000 Go to...

00:30:06.000 Oh, this one is the winner.

00:30:07.000 This one's the most, I think the most famous one.

00:30:14.000 So what you got to do now, as soon as that right leg comes up, start going down.

00:30:19.000 Right back down.

00:30:20.000 And that's not fair because they don't give him a route down.

00:30:22.000 He's got to jump off the bottom.

00:30:23.000 Oh, wow.

00:30:24.000 That's not right.

00:30:25.000 Well, like, you're not going to walk down anyway, so why even complete it?

00:30:28.000 Now, wait, this is over.

00:30:29.000 You've already blown it.

00:30:30.000 See, you've blown it now.

00:30:31.000 Now your frequency's out of control.

00:30:33.000 And now you believe you can fly.

00:30:36.000 I believe I can touch the sky.

00:30:39.000 Oh, your center gravity.

00:30:41.000 Boom.

00:30:43.000 He hit his face first.

00:30:45.000 Sure did.

00:30:46.000 And if you put your hands down and you're that fat, you're just going to break your wrist.

00:30:50.000 He's definitely shattered his fucking eye skull.

00:30:58.000 There's a meme.

00:30:59.000 Fatso learned to fly memes.

00:31:00.000 There we are.

00:31:01.000 What does he say?

00:31:02.000 The jokes are coming in.

00:31:07.000 That's not funny.

00:31:09.000 That's funny.

00:31:10.000 Break dancing competition.

00:31:12.000 Face of regret.

00:31:13.000 I think that's the face of concussed.

00:31:16.000 These little ass pads are going to do something.

00:31:20.000 Okay, go to...

00:31:21.000 Click on Grind Face.

00:31:23.000 Grind First.

00:31:26.000 And let's...

00:31:26.000 There's so many of them.

00:31:28.000 What's that one on the right?

00:31:29.000 No, that's military.

00:31:32.000 Oh, they've already...

00:31:33.000 Summer.

00:31:33.000 This motherfucker right here brought the community together.

00:31:36.000 Oh, they've already moved on.

00:31:37.000 No, don't use that one.

00:31:38.000 That one's a stupid.

00:31:39.000 It's not real.

00:31:41.000 Yeah, there's a good one.

00:31:46.000 By the way, Crocs in the hood in the Bronx were at 100% rate.

00:31:52.000 The amount of conformity in the hood.

00:31:55.000 Uh-oh.

00:31:57.000 Well, that wasn't fair.

00:31:59.000 They didn't give him enough stairs to go down.

00:32:03.000 See, we need a ref in the streets.

00:32:05.000 Yeah.

00:32:07.000 I want to be the head of the milk crate board.

00:32:10.000 Wear a little outfit like a boxing referee.

00:32:13.000 Clipboard and all that.

00:32:14.000 See, that's the perfect one.

00:32:15.000 That's great.

00:32:15.000 Blue in the middle.

00:32:16.000 One, two, three, four, five, six.

00:32:18.000 So it's seven crates high, and you have a perfect number of even crates up to that and down.

00:32:23.000 Grass is the ideal, unless you have like big wrestling mats.

00:32:28.000 Okay, you've got two more, And then it's just time to wrap it up.

00:32:32.000 Oh, shit.

00:32:34.000 A lot of people just kick the crates, which is a ref.

00:32:36.000 This one turned into a shootout.

00:32:37.000 Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:32:38.000 That's a good one.

00:32:39.000 The shootout begins.

00:32:42.000 Don't shoot the crates.

00:32:44.000 That's also frowned upon.

00:32:46.000 Yeah, that's right.

00:32:47.000 I hold up the yellow card for all shootouts.

00:32:52.000 Look at that one.

00:32:52.000 That's all.

00:32:53.000 Oh, dude.

00:32:55.000 100% guaranteed broken rib.

00:32:57.000 What if you're dick?

00:32:58.000 What if you're Gooch?

00:32:59.000 What if you're ball?

00:33:01.000 I don't understand you.

00:33:02.000 Is that street slang?

00:33:04.000 Picture you got a square crate, and then it's on its way down.

00:33:07.000 It like kind of does a sideways diamond thing where, like, and then you fall, and then your dick hits the thing, and then...

00:33:13.000 Or just imagine any dick pain here.

00:33:16.000 Well, there's a dick right here.

00:33:18.000 Hey.

00:33:19.000 It looks like he smushed his dick, is what I'm saying.

00:33:22.000 I think he's cracked his rib.

00:33:23.000 I think he's got to take a month off from coughing, laughing, getting out of bed.

00:33:27.000 Crack all my ribs.

00:33:29.000 Leave my dick out of it, please.

00:33:30.000 Okay, next.

00:33:31.000 See, are you bored yet?

00:33:32.000 I'm not remotely bored, but I want to entertain our baby monsters.

00:33:38.000 Oh, that looks like a good one.

00:33:42.000 Cheating, cheating, nope.

00:33:46.000 Now, as a ref, you'd be immediately disqualified.

00:33:50.000 But they're pretty lax here as the sport is just beginning.

00:33:54.000 Barstuel sports.

00:33:55.000 Nope.

00:33:56.000 Oh!

00:33:58.000 We got no wind out of him.

00:34:06.000 See, they're squishing grapes out here.

00:34:11.000 Man, he taking these folks' crates.

00:34:15.000 We're going to have to start locking up crates now.

00:34:18.000 Oh, I think she...

00:34:19.000 No, no.

00:34:19.000 The woman I saw do it had shoes on.

00:34:23.000 Lowering your center of gravity.

00:34:25.000 Women I find do better than men.

00:34:27.000 They lower center of gravity.

00:34:29.000 She...

00:34:31.000 Oh.

00:34:32.000 Dude, your back is hurt.

00:34:35.000 Curated.

00:34:38.000 What's this saying with how to pick people up immediately after they fall?

00:34:42.000 Like when someone's concussed in a fight.

00:34:45.000 Oh, my God.

00:34:47.000 So dangerous.

00:34:48.000 I don't like it.

00:34:50.000 Oh, I think this might be the guy who did it.

00:34:53.000 One, two, three, four, five, six, seven.

00:34:56.000 Yep.

00:34:56.000 So write him out.

00:34:59.000 I want to whistle.

00:35:00.000 This is what I want my next career to be.

00:35:02.000 Milk crate referee officiate.

00:35:04.000 I got to come up with a line.

00:35:06.000 Let's get ready to milk crate walk.

00:35:09.000 No, that's not great.

00:35:12.000 Let's climb the crates.

00:35:15.000 A very unsuccessful trend was the fill out a job application challenge.

00:35:19.000 Fucking just empty hashtag.

00:35:29.000 Are you ready to climb the crates?

00:35:32.000 Come on.

00:35:33.000 Get walking.

00:35:37.000 So many Monday night quarterbacks.

00:35:42.000 Oh, no.

00:35:44.000 Oh.

00:35:46.000 It's like if you don't land on a pile of crates, you have to land face first.

00:35:50.000 What?

00:35:52.000 This is ridiculous.

00:35:56.000 Oh, she got lucky.

00:35:57.000 She did very well for herself.

00:35:59.000 Oh, she went back for more?

00:36:03.000 I might count that.

00:36:05.000 Yeah.

00:36:06.000 That last one.

00:36:07.000 Yeah.

00:36:07.000 Copy?

00:36:08.000 As long as you touch your feet to each crate.

00:36:10.000 What are the rules here, Gav?

00:36:12.000 Do you have to touch every crit?

00:36:13.000 Every crate.

00:36:14.000 That?

00:36:16.000 She touched every one, but...

00:36:17.000 But she did land on her ass.

00:36:19.000 That was 90%.

00:36:20.000 Yeah.

00:36:21.000 She must be a crackhead if she's going back to do it again.

00:36:24.000 Probably wants the 20 bucks.

00:36:32.000 Well, we have a white man for the first time ever.

00:36:35.000 Looks a little Latino to me.

00:36:36.000 He's got Latino.

00:36:37.000 They're whites.

00:36:38.000 We've already gone through this.

00:36:39.000 Really?

00:36:39.000 Okay.

00:36:40.000 His jowls.

00:36:42.000 Everyone's white except poor blacks.

00:36:45.000 Oh, yeah.

00:36:51.000 Come on, buddy.

00:36:53.000 Bribe first.

00:36:56.000 Does the Tai Chi hands help?

00:36:58.000 Nope.

00:36:58.000 And you're gone.

00:37:00.000 Oh!

00:37:01.000 When you kick the crate out.

00:37:03.000 Oh, I think he's out.

00:37:06.000 Yeah, leave him alone.

00:37:08.000 Look, see, this one, exactly what I was just talking about.

00:37:10.000 Look, I got to get him up.

00:37:11.000 No, you don't.

00:37:13.000 Keep him on his side and he'll slowly recover.

00:37:15.000 He doesn't have to be dancing around passed out.

00:37:18.000 Like if people got a Hennessy in their hand.

00:37:20.000 God, now I feel like I want to see someone do it.

00:37:24.000 After passing out like that in front of all those people, he won the Keep Your Wallet Challenge, which is really stunning.

00:37:31.000 No, you can already tell.

00:37:33.000 Was this fake?

00:37:34.000 Set up?

00:37:35.000 Oh, he got far, though.

00:37:40.000 It started on the top crate, right?

00:37:42.000 No, no, no.

00:37:43.000 And the filming did.

00:37:44.000 Oh, wow.

00:37:46.000 He's not wiggling up there, though.

00:37:48.000 What's the secret?

00:37:51.000 I feel like that's the fucked up thing.

00:37:53.000 I feel like I could do it.

00:37:55.000 I feel like I could instantly do this.

00:37:57.000 And it'll be easy.

00:38:02.000 Women shouldn't be doing this.

00:38:03.000 No, that's cheating.

00:38:04.000 Tweet!

00:38:06.000 They don't push it down.

00:38:07.000 See, there's regulation.

00:38:09.000 There's honor among cheese.

00:38:12.000 You cheat, you yeet.

00:38:14.000 Lots of sympathy, though.

00:38:16.000 Oh, fuck.

00:38:17.000 Did she scrape her face?

00:38:18.000 Yeah, I think she hit her head first on the pavement, forehead first.

00:38:23.000 Okay, one more.

00:38:26.000 I mean, I watched a thousand and I saw two people do it, so the odds of this being a success are remarkably low.

00:38:32.000 They have the African colors.

00:38:41.000 You got this.

00:38:43.000 No, you don't.

00:38:46.000 Okay, now the secret is to just get the fuck down now.

00:38:49.000 Boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop.

00:38:54.000 Look, he's laughing.

00:38:59.000 I got the best Angle.

00:39:02.000 All right, let's just jump to Proud Boys because it's quite relevant.

00:39:09.000 Major clashes in Portland.

00:39:11.000 So the gay news.

00:39:16.000 I'll make you proud of your boys.

00:39:20.000 Proud boys, stand back and stand by.

00:39:28.000 Is that the Proud Boys background?

00:39:29.000 We don't have a Proud Boys background.

00:39:31.000 Oh.

00:39:31.000 I like this background.

00:39:33.000 So the narrative is right wing and left wing had a fight.

00:39:36.000 Both are equally guilty, and that's just the way it is.

00:39:39.000 We live in contentious times.

00:39:40.000 Of course, the narrative is never even close to the truth anymore.

00:39:44.000 Narry the two shall meet.

00:39:46.000 And the truth is, Christian Group wants to have a rally to pray and promote Jesus Christ, which we don't have in this country.

00:39:53.000 It's dying.

00:39:54.000 Zoomers are the least religious generation in the history of America.

00:39:57.000 And coincidentally, they're the most depressed.

00:40:01.000 I mean, why live if you're just a random piece of existence and you're not part of anything?

00:40:07.000 And this isn't a miracle.

00:40:08.000 You're just some random cockroach.

00:40:10.000 You should step on a cockroach.

00:40:11.000 I know, I'll step on myself.

00:40:14.000 So Christians are desperate to get God back in the American conversation.

00:40:21.000 So they have a rally.

00:40:22.000 Now, the second that is announced, as we've seen in the past in Portland, Antifa show up and violently assault women, children, everyone.

00:40:30.000 Why?

00:40:31.000 I don't really know.

00:40:32.000 You're an anarchist, so you don't like the government.

00:40:36.000 What's that got to do with someone's religion?

00:40:38.000 And if it was a Muslim prayer or a Jewish prayer or a Buddhist prayer, Antifa wouldn't give a shit.

00:40:44.000 In other words, this has nothing to do with politics.

00:40:46.000 It has to do with spoiled brats and in the case of the Pacific Northwest, meth heads, mad at their parents.

00:40:53.000 And Christianity represents mom and daddity.

00:40:57.000 So I'll jump to the end.

00:40:58.000 It ends in a gunfight.

00:41:09.000 It's Portland.

00:41:13.000 A rainy mountain bike town is now having shootouts with left-wing extremists.

00:41:19.000 Remember, white nationalism is the biggest threat to America.

00:41:25.000 Not radical meth heads who turn a prayer into a shootout.

00:41:31.000 And make no mistake, they started this.

00:41:33.000 Here's another angle.

00:41:41.000 How do you have a shootout not hit anyone?

00:41:47.000 So the story I got was they were chasing this guy and they were armed, so he stopped and shot at them and then they shot back at him.

00:41:55.000 Because of prayers.

00:41:58.000 This was the Daily Mail the most.

00:42:00.000 Actually, go back to that, Andrew Kimmel, because he's got a lot of footage.

00:42:04.000 No, that's not really it.

00:42:06.000 That's a Quasar Science Q5 Lion.

00:42:09.000 That's the VP of Portland.

00:42:10.000 These are all the guys who were doing talks.

00:42:13.000 As at all of these, like, go up, go up.

00:42:15.000 As at all these rallies, Jesus, no, the one below that.

00:42:18.000 Jesus is the common thread mentioned in every speech.

00:42:20.000 Yeah, it's a Christian rally, you fucking boob.

00:42:29.000 Oh, that's the guy we had on the show, Randy Ireland, talking about all the guys detained in lockdown.

00:42:35.000 And as we discussed last week, the FBI has decided there's no evidence of any kind of planned attack, planned insurrection.

00:42:41.000 It was clearly just a spontaneous mess.

00:42:45.000 Okay, then can these guys get out?

00:42:47.000 Can it be time-served, please?

00:42:48.000 But then they get Owen.

00:42:50.000 And then they just arrested Owen Troyer, yeah.

00:42:52.000 Today he's turning himself in.

00:42:55.000 The fuck?

00:42:57.000 That's so weird.

00:42:58.000 You know what it shows you, too?

00:43:00.000 It shows you the crippling incompetence of the administration.

00:43:04.000 The government in general, I don't think Trump's government would be much more efficient.

00:43:09.000 Trump's just one man.

00:43:10.000 It's still the retarded government.

00:43:12.000 Pause that video.

00:43:12.000 I want to get to that.

00:43:15.000 And that's the same reason we have all these people stuck in Kabul.

00:43:18.000 Because of bureaucracy.

00:43:20.000 They don't have the proper paperwork.

00:43:22.000 And you know what they did?

00:43:23.000 Their solution to that was to send out these visas with no names on them.

00:43:28.000 It's just a blank one.

00:43:29.000 You write in your own name.

00:43:30.000 So guess what?

00:43:31.000 People are printing them out and putting their names on them that don't belong in America and had nothing to do with the war.

00:43:39.000 Obviously.

00:43:41.000 Fucking losers.

00:43:44.000 The guy who started the wounded vets or something like that, you saw him on MSNBC?

00:43:50.000 He was like, we had all the names of the people that worked with us.

00:43:53.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:43:53.000 He said, and it was a lot of names.

00:43:55.000 It was like, yeah.

00:43:56.000 It's like, I have a list of 12,000 Americans.

00:43:59.000 Then I saw some other video, I think it's in my notes, where this guy goes, I don't think you understand.

00:44:03.000 This is the deal with America.

00:44:04.000 This is why men fight and die for this one thing, which is if you're an American and you're in trouble, we come get you.

00:44:11.000 Right.

00:44:13.000 Anyway, go back to that speech.

00:44:14.000 So this is very unfortunate for the narrative because it's a black guy saying, remember who we are.

00:44:19.000 We're Christians.

00:44:20.000 We don't hurt innocent people.

00:44:21.000 Obviously, these are not good people we're looking at, but they're not hurting anyone or doing anything.

00:44:25.000 The second they start attacking, we will unleash.

00:44:27.000 Said by a black man.

00:44:31.000 Remember who we are.

00:44:32.000 We're Christians.

00:44:34.000 We don't hurt innocent people.

00:44:36.000 Obviously, these are not good people we're looking at, but they're not hurting people.

00:44:39.000 They're not doing anything.

00:44:40.000 The second they start attacking, we will unleash something.

00:44:44.000 Remember who we are.

00:44:46.000 We're Christians.

00:44:47.000 This is the same guy who got his tooth knocked out.

00:44:51.000 Are you sure?

00:44:53.000 Some black guy Philip something?

00:44:58.000 Yeah, Philip Anderson.

00:44:59.000 Oh.

00:45:00.000 He's a good dude.

00:45:03.000 Are they too fat for these new shirts?

00:45:05.000 He got his tooth knocked out over here somewhere.

00:45:10.000 So I guess he got a new tooth, which is good.

00:45:13.000 That's his nickname, New Tooth.

00:45:14.000 New Tooth.

00:45:16.000 They call him.

00:45:21.000 Of course, women gotta get involved.

00:45:23.000 I gotta come to the violent rally and dress up like a dude.

00:45:33.000 So, yeah, you're at 4.9 now?

00:45:36.000 Yeah.

00:45:36.000 So, Adam Mano is a globe-traveling homo who is the guy I've been talking about this whole show, just like Carlos Maza.

00:45:47.000 He writes about Proud Boys a lot, Patriots.

00:45:50.000 All his articles are involving gays somehow, and how the radical right thinks that Drag Queen Story Hour is going to somehow lead to pedophilia, and you're like, it already has.

00:45:59.000 They have, I think, four or five of them have been registered sex offenders so far.

00:46:04.000 All on this agenda to get homophobia out of the right-wing agenda when it's not even in it.

00:46:10.000 So he writes this shitstain of an article that basically just says, it was right versus left.

00:46:18.000 And then I love, I'm scrolling down, looking at it, and there's the gunfire we just saw, right?

00:46:25.000 There's a guy arrested.

00:46:26.000 And then the caption says, we have no idea what side he's on.

00:46:29.000 Hmm.

00:46:30.000 Dress in all black with a black mask on.

00:46:34.000 It's unclear if he was part of the protest.

00:46:37.000 It's pretty clear to me.

00:46:40.000 No love for Nazis.

00:46:42.000 So if you are a Christian, you're a Nazi.

00:46:44.000 I think 70% of America identifies as Christian.

00:46:48.000 So we live in a 70% Nazi country.

00:46:51.000 I get the no love for Nazis thing, but what's with crossing out left turns?

00:46:54.000 They don't like left turns?

00:46:56.000 What the hell?

00:46:58.000 Yeah, maybe they mean like people who are fake liberals who didn't grow up liberal and then just turn liberal one day.

00:47:03.000 No, turn left.

00:47:05.000 Yeah, be like.

00:47:05.000 If you're left, you're left.

00:47:07.000 We're not looking for any poser newbies.

00:47:08.000 Yeah.

00:47:12.000 Pepper spraying each other?

00:47:13.000 The only weapons they're allowed?

00:47:15.000 Well, they're apparently allowed guns, too.

00:47:18.000 Antifa crashed.

00:47:19.000 Oh, there we go.

00:47:21.000 So they crashed that van and they tipped it over.

00:47:25.000 No, two drivers attacked Proud Boys.

00:47:29.000 So they destroyed the cars and flipped over their vehicles.

00:47:32.000 That's not a handicapped thing.

00:47:35.000 That's what used to be a handicapped thing, and now it's used to cart Antifa around to go attack women and children.

00:47:43.000 And then some other guy showed up, and he was dumb enough to drive right up to the rally.

00:47:48.000 Keep going down?

00:47:49.000 Right up to the rally, and then get out and start attacking people.

00:47:52.000 So then they see him, they chase him, he jumps back in his car.

00:47:56.000 Oh my God.

00:47:57.000 James Klug?

00:47:58.000 We used to try to make up the worst names we could.

00:48:01.000 Was that one of them?

00:48:03.000 No, but it was Klog.

00:48:05.000 Yeah, that was pretty bad.

00:48:06.000 We were like, James Klog.

00:48:07.000 Is that James Klug?

00:48:10.000 Or Krug?

00:48:12.000 I believe that is Klug.

00:48:14.000 KL Klug.

00:48:15.000 Klug.

00:48:16.000 See the umla?

00:48:17.000 Yeah.

00:48:18.000 Klug.

00:48:19.000 Your name sucks.

00:48:20.000 Klug.

00:48:23.000 Because what the fuck are you trying to do?

00:48:25.000 Why are you coming down here?

00:48:26.000 We changed locations so you would leave us alone.

00:48:29.000 We're done running away.

00:48:30.000 We have no other option but to stand up for ourselves.

00:48:33.000 If we keep running away, there'll be nowhere for us to speak freely.

00:48:36.000 There'll be nowhere for us to exercise the constitutional rights, the First Amendment, to express yourself.

00:48:41.000 You have to be able to express yourself politically, culturally, all of it.

00:48:45.000 If you can't do it, this is a communist country.

00:48:47.000 We're going to fight communism.

00:48:49.000 That's what this is.

00:48:50.000 Ted Wheeler keeps lying.

00:48:52.000 He keeps saying that we're the problem.

00:48:53.000 We're not hunting down Antifa.

00:48:55.000 They come here, they start a fight, they lose, and now they're trying to come back again.

00:49:00.000 It won't even get down the middle of the morning.

00:49:03.000 You know, he's been involved in a lot of these rallies and stuff like that, very politically engaged, but he still keeps that just a dude vibe.

00:49:10.000 Where it's, you know, that's not very speechy.

00:49:12.000 It's just like, dude, I'm pissed.

00:49:14.000 This is just the truth.

00:49:15.000 No, but it's hard to even sum up your point in a dude vibe.

00:49:21.000 And he's right.

00:49:21.000 And here's the other thing.

00:49:22.000 That was at a random parking lot, that prayer thing.

00:49:26.000 It wasn't like downtown in the square or next to Antifa's warehouse.

00:49:30.000 It was like way out in the middle of nowhere in a parking lot.

00:49:33.000 And Antifa found out about it and came to destroy it.

00:49:36.000 Go back to the Daily Mail, though.

00:49:38.000 Fascists.

00:49:39.000 Shut the fuck up.

00:49:41.000 Keep going down.

00:49:43.000 Oh, that's the guy I was talking about.

00:49:45.000 So he goes there, fucks with people, jumps back in his car, so they total him, pepper spray him, and kick his ass.

00:49:51.000 This is something Antifa has done to normal patriots a million times, including base Stickman.

00:50:00.000 They're not showing what he did, which is great.

00:50:03.000 Looks like this happened out of nowhere.

00:50:06.000 See, this is the problem with the Daily Mail.

00:50:09.000 They always have a lot of pictures with their articles.

00:50:11.000 So the Nazi narrative falls apart to anyone with eyeballs.

00:50:16.000 Keep going down.

00:50:18.000 Down, down, down.

00:50:21.000 Down, down, down.

00:50:26.000 See, they saved the black people for the end.

00:50:30.000 There's a preacher that got...

00:50:31.000 There's a loser.

00:50:32.000 Preacher who got sprayed.

00:50:35.000 Keep going?

00:50:36.000 I think that might be that Spartan guy.

00:50:41.000 Sinister looking.

00:50:43.000 Okay, most people have stopped scrolling by now.

00:50:47.000 So we can show the black guy.

00:50:49.000 Bullet holes.

00:50:51.000 That looks fun.

00:50:55.000 Wow, a lot of pics today.

00:50:56.000 A lot of pics.

00:50:57.000 It seems like sometimes there's more people taking pictures than there are at the event.

00:51:03.000 Participating in the event.

00:51:07.000 This is still going.

00:51:08.000 This is longer than our milk crate section.

00:51:11.000 We're basically going home.

00:51:12.000 Like, what did you do?

00:51:13.000 Like, wait, wait.

00:51:14.000 Is that a tea towel?

00:51:16.000 No, that's like a bathroom towel, isn't it?

00:51:20.000 Like, when you get out of the shower?

00:51:21.000 Yeah, like a little mat, like a welcome mat or a fucking bathroom mat.

00:51:26.000 I think it's a bathroom mat so your tiles don't get too wet when you first step out of the shower.

00:51:31.000 Then you sat there with a little marker.

00:51:34.000 He's a grown man.

00:51:35.000 What a fucking loser.

00:51:36.000 Keep going.

00:51:41.000 All of our enemies are losers.

00:51:44.000 She got hit with a paintball.

00:51:47.000 I came to pick a fight and I got punched.

00:51:50.000 I fucked around and then I found out.

00:51:53.000 Keep going.

00:51:55.000 Keep going.

00:51:55.000 We're almost there.

00:51:56.000 Oh, shoot.

00:51:57.000 There's a picture of a black dude and he's clearly...

00:52:00.000 I think it's the Black Dude we've been looking at the whole time, and it has the only one with no photo caption.

00:52:15.000 Folks at home listening to the audio are confused right now.

00:52:18.000 They think their thing broke.

00:52:20.000 Maybe that was it?

00:52:22.000 No.

00:52:23.000 They named him.

00:52:24.000 Yeah.

00:52:27.000 This is hurting my point.

00:52:28.000 But he was a...

00:52:29.000 There was just a lone black picture that's captionless.

00:52:36.000 They might have updated it.

00:52:37.000 Yeah, maybe they did.

00:52:37.000 That does happen.

00:52:38.000 And again, you always got to check the writer.

00:52:42.000 You're not dealing with Walter Krunkite.

00:52:45.000 This is not hard-hitting news.

00:52:48.000 This is a gay hobby that he uses to buy travel money so he can go on trips.

00:52:53.000 Buy travel money?

00:52:54.000 So he can get some travel money to buy plane tickets to go sunbathe.

00:52:58.000 Check him out.

00:52:59.000 Adam Mono?

00:53:00.000 Yeah.

00:53:01.000 No, it's 5-0.

00:53:03.000 When I say check something out, just assume it's the next link.

00:53:07.000 There he is.

00:53:08.000 Hey, guys.

00:53:10.000 Oh, I think that red rose is a little Easter egg.

00:53:16.000 That's the symbol for the New York socialists.

00:53:19.000 Really?

00:53:20.000 The Democratic Socialists in general, not just New York.

00:53:25.000 So this guy who's writing about, you know, something pretty serious, random extremists attacking Christians.

00:53:31.000 And what's his real interests?

00:53:33.000 Memes and fucking like, okay, that's heavy Afghan reporter.

00:53:40.000 I need publics.

00:53:41.000 Where's the next stimulus check?

00:53:43.000 Okay, Miss Billie Eilish has killed it once again, I fear.

00:53:47.000 Me, part of the right-wing stan.

00:53:51.000 He's in Scotland.

00:53:53.000 Now I'm in Scotland, you guys.

00:53:57.000 The covered Bezos Lat.

00:53:59.000 Summer in London is 66 degrees.

00:54:01.000 I've found home.

00:54:02.000 Stray man at the bar.

00:54:04.000 My friend's gay.

00:54:08.000 Anyway, that's who's reporting.

00:54:10.000 When we talk about the media, it's a lot of just random homos just like farting out shit they don't care about.

00:54:17.000 Even that guy John Levine, who's now right wing, he did a hit piece on me.

00:54:22.000 Now that he's right wing, I had dinner with him and Ann Coulter.

00:54:24.000 He apologized.

00:54:26.000 And I said, why'd you write that hit piece?

00:54:27.000 He's like, I don't know.

00:54:29.000 Like, there's zero passion.

00:54:31.000 The old spinster sluts and the frivolous gays writing most Daily Mail, even New York Post articles, don't give a fuck about what they're writing about.

00:54:42.000 They're getting $30 to $40 an article and they need like $120 a day.

00:54:47.000 Usually dad pays the rent.

00:54:48.000 So they're just farting it out.

00:54:52.000 Also in Proud Boys News, this is old news now.

00:54:55.000 This is from last week, but they stormed Fox News and just so half-assed.

00:55:00.000 Look, little pieces of paper you print it out.

00:55:05.000 And I've noticed that Proud Boys is an adjective now, just meaning, I don't know, white nationalist.

00:55:11.000 You're Proud Boys, you're KKK, you're Zionist.

00:55:36.000 So black people are dying.

00:55:38.000 You're not talking about that.

00:55:40.000 You're Zionist, you're KKK, you're proud boys.

00:55:43.000 I mean, the lack of intellectual rigor in these things is downright embarrassing.

00:55:53.000 I don't think I was that stupid when I was 14.

00:55:59.000 Like, just say black people are dying on the streets.

00:56:04.000 There's been zero reporting on, and then maybe have some names.

00:56:08.000 Like Tamisha Weiler and Derek Norris and Shaquan Jackson.

00:56:15.000 They died three blocks from here in Hell's Kitchen.

00:56:19.000 And Fox News spent zero seconds covering it.

00:56:21.000 Gotcha.

00:56:22.000 That's interesting.

00:56:24.000 But KKK, Proud Boy, Zionists, were dying.

00:56:27.000 What?

00:56:30.000 Do you hate Mondays too?

00:56:32.000 Fucking losers.

00:56:37.000 Oh, yeah.

00:56:37.000 This was what I was just talking about, 5-3, about the lack of God.

00:56:42.000 And it's part of the reason that these patriots and Christians are getting so desperate to save people.

00:56:50.000 Most of my generation doesn't believe in God.

00:56:52.000 Kind of weird how we're also the most depressed.

00:56:55.000 And what's the next one here?

00:56:57.000 Sharing belief in God without a doubt.

00:57:00.000 So the silent generation's barely budged.

00:57:02.000 Boomers are pretty darn steady at 63, 4%.

00:57:07.000 Gen X has gone up, which that's true in my case.

00:57:12.000 Actually, I think that's me.

00:57:14.000 That was just you?

00:57:16.000 You doing that bump happen?

00:57:18.000 Although I didn't become a believer until my daughter was born in 06.

00:57:23.000 So there's not exactly a jump there.

00:57:26.000 I guess I can't.

00:57:27.000 Millennials plummeting.

00:57:28.000 And then look at Gen Z. From under half to over a third.

00:57:37.000 Pretty sad.

00:57:39.000 Literally pretty sad.

00:57:40.000 And then the other thing we're seeing here, too, is lack of God and the war on men is leading to suicide.

00:57:49.000 That's kind of why the Proud Boys exist, is to bring back patriarchy, Christianity, and family.

00:57:58.000 Because without it, you're not doing well.

00:58:00.000 That's what I don't like about these atheists, radicals, communists.

00:58:03.000 They want to take what's been established over thousands of years and replace it with nothing at all.

00:58:09.000 And what does it lead to?

00:58:11.000 Destitution.

00:58:13.000 Look at 5-2.

00:58:14.000 Very interesting discussion with some guy who looks like he's in a sitcom, no, a soap opera.

00:58:21.000 Focused on girls and women's issues.

00:58:23.000 Why are we not even seeing the boys and men's issues that are coming up?

00:58:27.000 Boys are falling behind girls in almost every single academic subject, including reading and writing, which are the two biggest predictors of success or failure.

00:58:35.000 And boys who do badly in those subjects are much more likely to drop out of high school.

00:58:39.000 And boys who drop out of high school are more than 20% likely to be unemployed in their 20s.

00:58:44.000 And so that's just the academic part of it, mental health part of it.

00:58:48.000 When boys and girls are nine, they commit suicide about equally and very minimally.

00:58:52.000 Between the ages of 10 and 14, boys commit suicide twice as often as girls.

00:58:58.000 Between the ages of 15 and 19, they commit suicide four times as often as girls.

00:59:03.000 Between the ages of 20 and 25, they commit suicide about five times as often as girls.

00:59:07.000 And most people don't even know this, pay attention to this.

00:59:10.000 But this is only the tip of the iceberg of the mental health issue.

00:59:14.000 We're so focused on this.

00:59:15.000 Why don't they know this?

00:59:16.000 What's that?

00:59:17.000 Say that again.

00:59:18.000 Why don't they know this?

00:59:20.000 Because men are disposable.

00:59:24.000 In modern society, men are garbage.

00:59:29.000 Which brings me to the war on kids.

00:59:37.000 I kind of had a nice flow here.

00:59:39.000 I overprepared, so things flow one another.

00:59:42.000 So if I hop around, I kill the flow.

00:59:44.000 All right, let's jump into racism.

00:59:47.000 And then we'll get into the war on kids because I have a good segue.

00:59:52.000 Let's...

00:59:54.000 Talk top about racism that was racist, guys.

01:00:03.000 One of the problems with black privilege is you coddle a demographic so much that they're weak.

01:00:11.000 And in this day and age, in the free market of ideas, when a black person gets insulted, they immediately start to go fun me.

01:00:18.000 So they, just like the guy in the car who came there to fuck shit up and got his shit fucked up, this woman jumps on white people, Westerners, whatever.

01:00:29.000 Why did a white woman write a cookbook about dumplings and noodles?

01:00:33.000 And then people go, fuck you.

01:00:35.000 She's a cook.

01:00:36.000 Dumplings and noodles are a thing that it's possible to learn about.

01:00:41.000 Like, can a person with no legs write a book about baseball?

01:00:46.000 Yes.

01:00:47.000 It's conceivable.

01:00:48.000 It's conceivable that you could wrap your mind around it.

01:00:51.000 What about historians?

01:00:53.000 I heard this great podcast last night.

01:00:55.000 I couldn't sleep.

01:00:56.000 Do you get this?

01:00:57.000 If you don't eat dinner, you can't sleep?

01:01:00.000 Yeah.

01:01:00.000 It's recommended you kind of eat a little something before bed.

01:01:03.000 Yeah, I just, I had a breakfast at 1 p.m.

01:01:06.000 This is life without your family.

01:01:07.000 I had breakfast at 1 p.m. and then went drinking with the cops.

01:01:12.000 And I was awake from like 3 to 6.

01:01:15.000 Jesus.

01:01:16.000 So I listened to a podcast.

01:01:19.000 And you're not just like kind of like, I can't sleep very well.

01:01:21.000 I'm as awake as right now.

01:01:24.000 Yep.

01:01:25.000 And you're trying to fall asleep.

01:01:27.000 And then eventually you do that thing where you're like, this is ridiculous.

01:01:31.000 What the fuck?

01:01:33.000 And so I put on this podcast called History starring Dallyrymple.

01:01:42.000 And it was about the Afghan war, the first one.

01:01:44.000 Well, I guess Alexander the Great was the first one, but the one in 1837.

01:01:48.000 And it pissed me off.

01:01:50.000 Let me tell you why this pissed me off.

01:01:52.000 So history is in the name of the regular podcast.

01:01:54.000 Dallyrymple was the guest, Willie Dallyrymple, Will Dallyrymple, and he's an expert on the Afghan War of 1837.

01:02:02.000 But this is what pissed me off.

01:02:03.000 I was talking to the gym today, and we were doing this thing where you punch the guy's gloves, and the secret to lasting, especially these young whippersnappers, I get signed up with like a 22-year-old, and he's like, all right, let's go.

01:02:13.000 Pop, pop, pop, up.

01:02:14.000 And I'm like, dude, we're going to be doing this for a three-minute round.

01:02:17.000 You're supposed to start like this.

01:02:19.000 Pop, pop, pop, pop.

01:02:21.000 But these kids start like this, and I go, okay, check back in with me at the two-minute mark.

01:02:25.000 And then I was, what is it?

01:02:29.000 Yep.

01:02:30.000 But it wasn't called History Extra.

01:02:33.000 He's done a couple.

01:02:33.000 Maybe I could find the real one.

01:02:35.000 Yeah, he's an expert on the East India Trading Company, and he's so interesting that it made me think, I got to look up the East India Company.

01:02:42.000 They're treated like a corporate, they're clearly a corporation, they're a company, but they have the same sort of historical relevance as any other country.

01:02:50.000 Now I'm interested in history at 51, finally.

01:02:52.000 Anyway, so we're hitting each other's gloves, and I put my back to the clock because most rounds are two minutes.

01:02:58.000 So at my gym, they do three minutes.

01:02:59.000 So when you box in real life, it'll seem really fast.

01:03:03.000 It's like training with a cement puck.

01:03:06.000 But I hate that first minute from three to two.

01:03:11.000 No.

01:03:12.000 I have the first two minutes.

01:03:13.000 So I'm like, oh, God, I can't.

01:03:14.000 If it's 1.05 and we still have a minute and 5 to go, I'm going to kill myself.

01:03:18.000 So I put my back to it.

01:03:20.000 And then we started talking about how in school you would stare at the clock and you're like, I can't look at the clock until half an hour has gone by.

01:03:27.000 And then I can look at 45.

01:03:30.000 And then 45 to the end of the hour, that's easy peas.

01:03:33.000 But it's the first half hour that's hell.

01:03:35.000 And then you finally go, all right, I'm going to fucking look.

01:03:37.000 And you look and it's only been 10 minutes.

01:03:39.000 That's how I feel about the boxing bell.

01:03:45.000 And then as I'm saying that, I didn't say this to the other guy because it's kind of involved of a conversation.

01:03:50.000 Even the clock thing was a lot to say when you're punching someone's gloves.

01:03:55.000 I got mad.

01:03:57.000 American history is some of the most interesting history in the world, but history in general, we're going back thousands of years.

01:04:04.000 There's a lot of cool stories there.

01:04:06.000 And you don't have to say fucking shit to get everyone's interest, but can you make it a little cooler and interesting?

01:04:12.000 Like, according to this podcast I heard at 3 in the morning from Dallyrymple, the Brits show up to Afghanistan because it's the Silk Road or whatever.

01:04:24.000 It's a great thoroughfare.

01:04:26.000 And they're so arrogant and top-heavy back then that one of the military guys' wives has a grand piano.

01:04:35.000 They had a camel that was just handling their Eau de Cologne.

01:04:38.000 And I remember hearing this about the Boers in South Africa.

01:04:41.000 They had a whole group that was carrying the portable gym.

01:04:45.000 They had a gym set up.

01:04:47.000 Just work out after a hard day of killing people.

01:04:50.000 And they weren't faring so badly until this guy, Alexander Burns, who was Robbie Burns' cousin, so a Scotsman, a horny Scot, started fucking the warlord's wives.

01:05:07.000 Guess what?

01:05:08.000 That made them mad.

01:05:10.000 Can you believe that?

01:05:12.000 So then they started really kicking ass and getting pissed off.

01:05:18.000 and they started dying from the heat too.

01:05:20.000 They weren't ready for the desert heat.

01:05:23.000 They brought foxhounds to go hunting, I guess.

01:05:27.000 They all died.

01:05:27.000 They ended up eating the foxhounds.

01:05:30.000 I'm hearing all this.

01:05:31.000 And I'm thinking, if my teacher was talking like that in school, I wouldn't be staring at the clock.

01:05:37.000 I'd be like, who the fuck?

01:05:40.000 Who brings a grand piano to a war?

01:05:43.000 Like, if my wife, first of all, why is my wife coming with me to a war?

01:05:47.000 But secondly, no.

01:05:48.000 You know how many camels I need to carry a grand piano?

01:05:51.000 Absolutely not.

01:05:53.000 Though they ended up using the grand piano as firewood.

01:05:56.000 Have you found it yet?

01:05:57.000 That exact podcast?

01:05:59.000 No.

01:05:59.000 Well, you've had like a year.

01:06:02.000 I told you the name of the guest.

01:06:04.000 I told you a word that's in the name of the regular podcast.

01:06:09.000 Like, that's pretty good, dude.

01:06:12.000 Let's see.

01:06:13.000 I listened to it on Spotify.

01:06:16.000 Maybe it shows you recently played.

01:06:18.000 I could search that.

01:06:19.000 I got my Spotify.

01:06:22.000 I mean, come on, guy.

01:06:25.000 Deep cuts.

01:06:26.000 These are all my daughter's playlists.

01:06:28.000 She's taking it over.

01:06:31.000 Podcasts?

01:06:33.000 Borderless.

01:06:35.000 Afghanistan.

01:06:38.000 I mean, how many podcasts has he appeared on, really, recently?

01:06:44.000 He does a lot, this guy.

01:06:45.000 Where he's talking about the Afghan war.

01:06:48.000 If I find this before you, you're fired.

01:06:53.000 I think it was 1837.

01:06:58.000 Real history, or the rest is history?

01:07:01.000 The rest is history, correct.

01:07:04.000 That's the podcast.

01:07:05.000 There we go.

01:07:06.000 The rest is history.

01:07:08.000 And it was the...

01:07:09.000 Let me see.

01:07:10.000 Is that the right episode?

01:07:11.000 The first, yeah, that's right.

01:07:12.000 It's true that Afghanistan has always been this sort of graveyard of empires.

01:07:16.000 The Mughals had it.

01:07:17.000 It's a very successful summer cup.

01:07:20.000 When we think of Mughal summer cups, we tend to think of Kashmir because it's within India.

01:07:24.000 It's sort of like at my old church.

01:07:27.000 They got this Nairobian who's the main priest now.

01:07:32.000 And it's like the guy's wonderful Catholic and everything, but his English sucks.

01:07:37.000 What does he call church?

01:07:39.000 Chich.

01:07:40.000 When you go to church.

01:07:43.000 You have to remind yourself in God's arms.

01:07:46.000 And you have to come to the church.

01:07:48.000 Chich?

01:07:49.000 Church is public speaking.

01:07:52.000 I'd rather have a guy who doesn't know the Bible as well as that new African immigrant who can articulate more.

01:07:59.000 It's a very rare gift.

01:08:01.000 And we teach it in school like everyone can do it.

01:08:03.000 You remember public speaking?

01:08:04.000 That's a total myth, by the way.

01:08:06.000 The reason they do that is so they can sit on their ass and play with crossroad puzzles.

01:08:12.000 You can't learn.

01:08:13.000 It's a very rare skill, which is why every ad agency, every company has one.

01:08:17.000 Vice had Shane Smith.

01:08:19.000 My ad agency had Sebastian.

01:08:21.000 He was the one guy.

01:08:22.000 And he could come into a room, charm people, articulate what the project was, keep everyone interested, throw in some jokes.

01:08:28.000 I usually threw in the jokes, but you get the idea.

01:08:32.000 Okay, you now.

01:08:33.000 Because when they suck, people stop going to church because they're boring.

01:08:37.000 And these kids...

01:08:39.000 These kids aren't learning because the teacher's not interesting.

01:08:43.000 The story of the first Anglo-War, what's it called?

01:08:47.000 Anglo-Afghan war?

01:08:49.000 Fuck, absolutely fascinating.

01:08:50.000 You were fucking warlords' wives.

01:08:52.000 First of all, how'd you seduce them?

01:08:53.000 How'd you get to them?

01:08:55.000 And secondly, what'd you think was going to happen?

01:08:58.000 They're warlords.

01:08:59.000 Go bang MS-13's wife.

01:09:01.000 See how well that works out for you.

01:09:03.000 Go bang a biker's broad.

01:09:05.000 See how well you do.

01:09:11.000 So yeah, so sorry, to get back to the original tweet, 2.9.

01:09:16.000 She says, why are you writing a book about noodles?

01:09:18.000 So a bunch of people go, that's stupid, you dumb bitch.

01:09:21.000 People who weren't in history can write about the first Anglo-Afghan war.

01:09:25.000 And so she instantly needs money.

01:09:28.000 Anyway, therapy costs me $130 a session I'm going to need after almost 48 hours of harassment from Nazis.

01:09:33.000 So you call someone a Nazi, which is basically what you did with the noodles.

01:09:37.000 Everyone goes, fuck you.

01:09:38.000 And then they're Nazis.

01:09:40.000 Everyone's a Nazi.

01:09:42.000 Thank you, everyone who sees what's happening.

01:09:43.000 Tips, solidarity, heart and moment.

01:09:45.000 Just give me free money.

01:09:46.000 Like, you know what that comes from?

01:09:48.000 Fatherlessness.

01:09:49.000 When you have no dad, you have no shame.

01:09:51.000 A dad's job is to show you not just pride, but also shame.

01:09:56.000 It's not really a mom's job.

01:09:57.000 A mom's job is to make you feel good and be there when you need help.

01:10:04.000 A dad's job is to prevent you from getting into trouble.

01:10:07.000 A mom's job is to console you when you fuck up and get in trouble.

01:10:12.000 What's she right for?

01:10:15.000 The AV Club refinery attorney.

01:10:16.000 Oh, Vice.

01:10:18.000 Of course she's Canadian.

01:10:20.000 Anti-rape activist?

01:10:23.000 Are there a lot of pro-rape activists?

01:10:28.000 Oh, I thought this was fucking hilarious.

01:10:30.000 God is doing memes now.

01:10:32.000 And sometimes you hear about black history, especially the way it's taught in universities now, when someone has a PhD in black, in African American studies or African studies.

01:10:42.000 It's really just angry black people bludgeoning white people with the hammer.

01:10:48.000 And then God goes, I want to try a meme, so he does this.

01:11:02.000 Scroll down.

01:11:08.000 Got the picture?

01:11:11.000 Wait.

01:11:13.000 It's so fucking amazing.

01:11:15.000 His shirt.

01:11:16.000 No, go to the top.

01:11:18.000 When you blow up that picture, does that do anything?

01:11:22.000 Yeah.

01:11:27.000 Thanks, God.

01:11:28.000 Remember in Animal House where the woman, The Playboy Bunny flies through the window.

01:11:32.000 She really fucking flies too.

01:11:34.000 And the kid goes, Thanks, God.

01:11:36.000 Here's God doing memes.

01:11:37.000 I don't know what he was trying to bludgeon, but he hit the nail on the head accidentally.

01:11:43.000 I mean, if you get a hammer through the back, it's going to crack your skull at best, lead to hemorrhaging.

01:11:50.000 But if you really get through there and hit the brain, I'm no doctor, but that's probably real serious.

01:11:58.000 Oh, God.

01:11:58.000 I mean, I could do a whole show on this cunt.

01:12:00.000 Nandini Jammy.

01:12:02.000 So she was the girl who helped found Sleeping Giants.

01:12:06.000 It was her.

01:12:06.000 And she lives in Germany with her rich husband.

01:12:08.000 And all she does is sit there in her nice house, her German mansion, and sabotage American business.

01:12:15.000 Like, this is what I want to get at.

01:12:16.000 I'm working on a book right now.

01:12:18.000 And I'll give you more details later, but I want to sort of deal with anti-Semitism and how people go, look, all these people in media are Jews.

01:12:28.000 The Jews are ruining society.

01:12:31.000 No, high IQ affluent whites and high IQ affluent people of white culture, if you will, are sabotaging our country.

01:12:42.000 Jews are overrepresented in medicine, too.

01:12:44.000 It's just a high Q thing.

01:12:45.000 High IQ media is a good job for you.

01:12:47.000 Look at me.

01:12:47.000 And I'm not even that smart.

01:12:49.000 But there's so many like Jeff Bezos, Ted Turner, Lawrence O'Donnell, Chris Hayes.

01:12:57.000 They all want to ruin America, too.

01:13:00.000 It's what affluent whites do.

01:13:01.000 We become lemmings, and we want us all to walk off the edge of the cliff.

01:13:05.000 And it includes white women who happen to be Indian, like Nandini Jemmy.

01:13:10.000 She's a perfect example of someone out to destroy America.

01:13:14.000 Like for her, it's just a given that Breitbart News is a racist publication and anyone who advertises in it is promoting Zionism, Proud Boys, KKK racism.

01:13:26.000 It's such a juvenile mentality.

01:13:28.000 Holy shit.

01:13:32.000 What's she got to say?

01:13:34.000 This is her own reel she put together.

01:13:37.000 I have this.

01:13:39.000 Okay, go ahead.

01:13:40.000 One of the most powerful websites in the United States by going after their advertisers.

01:13:46.000 When I went on the site for the first time, I was shocked to see ads for brands and companies that I shop with.

01:13:52.000 Once the dollars leave my wallet, where does it go?

01:13:57.000 What happens to it?

01:13:58.000 Who gets the money?

01:13:59.000 What's the breakdown?

01:14:00.000 I had a hunch, a very strong feeling, that they had no idea they were on this website.

01:14:06.000 It turns out nobody knew, not a single brand.

01:14:09.000 But almost across the board, they were horrified to find out.

01:14:12.000 They thought that they could write hate.

01:14:14.000 They were horrified that you were calling them out and you might start calling them racist.

01:14:19.000 Like if there was a baby that had its head chopped off and they were showing a video of it, it might start with an ad.

01:14:25.000 No one thinks the advertiser is advocating baby murder.

01:14:30.000 No one thinks that these McDonald's loves everything Breitbart has to say.

01:14:34.000 They know what an ad is.

01:14:35.000 They've had magazines before.

01:14:37.000 Their whole business model is retarded.

01:14:40.000 It's really just about terrorizing businesses and making other right-wing, non-liberal sites go bankrupt.

01:14:47.000 She's a saboteur.

01:14:49.000 She's not helping the world in any way.

01:14:51.000 And she's never experienced any racism.

01:14:54.000 In fact, the reason she's married to that German millionaire is because he has white guilt to the point where anyone who's remotely ethnic in Germany gets blown and flown and mansioned overnight.

01:15:07.000 Like my buddy King Khan, who went there and married a Playboy Centerfold.

01:15:14.000 And he's a two.

01:15:16.000 All power to him, by the way, but that's just the way it is there.

01:15:19.000 So she is within like her marriage is affirmative action.

01:15:24.000 On their website, send traffic to that website, and then have you pay for it.

01:15:30.000 By the way, do you think that a company's ad dollars are yours?

01:15:35.000 I don't think of it.

01:15:35.000 If I buy a Snickers bar, I don't really think about Mars spending my money.

01:15:40.000 I got my Snickers bar for my whatever they're up to now, $250.

01:15:44.000 We're done, as Mitch Hedberg would say.

01:15:46.000 Transaction complete.

01:15:48.000 I don't need to file this under D for donut.

01:15:51.000 I do not need a receipt when I buy a donut.

01:15:54.000 I gave you a dollar.

01:15:56.000 You gave me a donut.

01:15:57.000 Transaction complete.

01:15:58.000 It's not like I'm going to be walking down the street and people will say, how you doing, Mitch?

01:16:03.000 And I'll say, good, I just had a donut.

01:16:05.000 And then they'll say, prove it.

01:16:07.000 Bullshit.

01:16:07.000 Prove it.

01:16:08.000 I have the documentation here.

01:16:10.000 I literally have the receipts.

01:16:14.000 16 elections.

01:16:16.000 An anonymous Twitter account came out of nowhere and started tweeting at websites with screenshots at their own ads.

01:16:24.000 Proud of her tattletale journalism.

01:16:26.000 Did you know that?

01:16:26.000 Where she sabotages business.

01:16:29.000 It's a racist alt-right site.

01:16:31.000 What?

01:16:32.000 Thanks for the heads up.

01:16:34.000 Anonymous account saying these corporations are just fucking pussies, too.

01:16:39.000 Like one phone call.

01:16:41.000 You know what?

01:16:41.000 I explained that on the other show.

01:16:43.000 Consumers' energy Twitter handle is handled by the few women they have there.

01:16:49.000 So they have to justify their affirmative action job.

01:16:51.000 So they run to the CEO when Sleeping Giants contacts them and go, We got a problem here, boss.

01:16:57.000 And he goes, cancel the ad.

01:16:59.000 Whatever makes you leave my office, do it.

01:17:02.000 It's all fake.

01:17:03.000 Girls play house when they're little girls.

01:17:05.000 Now they're playing house in the market.

01:17:07.000 You know what's some fun journalism would have been.

01:17:11.000 If she's like, I tried to do this for left-wing sites, and the advertiser said, we stand by blah, blah, blah, blah.

01:17:18.000 So that was an interesting thing.

01:17:19.000 Yeah, did you know you're on a black Hebrew Israelite site that says white people are a plague on the earth and must be destroyed?

01:17:26.000 We sure did.

01:17:27.000 Black Lives Matter.

01:17:29.000 That'd be fascinating.

01:17:30.000 You know, another, I've talked about this before, but she came hard at another company.

01:17:34.000 You know what that company was?

01:17:36.000 Sleeping Giants.

01:17:38.000 What?

01:17:39.000 Like, when you go to bed with horrors, you get STDs.

01:17:44.000 3-3.

01:17:46.000 Remember this one?

01:17:47.000 After woman of color co-founder accuses head.

01:17:51.000 So she decides Sleeping Giants is racist.

01:17:55.000 That's right.

01:17:56.000 Everyone's racist, even my friends.

01:17:58.000 Even the person I started this company with.

01:18:01.000 You know who's next?

01:18:03.000 Her.

01:18:04.000 Nandini Jammy calls out Nandini Jammy.

01:18:08.000 A letter of apology.

01:18:09.000 Of course, and you know what's ironic about this?

01:18:11.000 The same way this company is like, oh, yeah, yeah, we're not doing it anymore, Sleeping Giants is doing that too.

01:18:15.000 They don't really believe that they gaslighted her, they just know how powerful this allegation is because it's their bread and butter.

01:18:21.000 So when it comes to them, they know the process.

01:18:23.000 And the process is, uh, you come across as a bitch.

01:18:29.000 So anyway, I bring her up because she's back in the news talking about how Andy No is a violent and Islamophobic right-wing extremist.

01:18:37.000 And it is, quote, hard to state how dangerous he is.

01:18:43.000 I don't think I can do it.

01:18:45.000 I don't think I have the vocabulary.

01:18:47.000 I'll ask my German husband if he can help me.

01:18:51.000 Maybe there's a German word like Schloofenflag.

01:18:53.000 He's like half of Hitler plus 200 Hitlers.

01:18:58.000 He's like you stack all the bodies of World War II plus 300 meters.

01:19:05.000 He's like 100 meters of evil dipped in ice cream.

01:19:13.000 Yeah, so they harassed the postmillennials advertisers, and because Andy No is getting rich, I bet Andy No, I know the post-millennial, that's the Montreal paper that's, I wouldn't even call it conservative, it's not left.

01:19:28.000 I bet Andy No gets some token fee there to reprint his articles, and it's more just like a figurehead.

01:19:36.000 And I bet he gets like 400 bucks a month.

01:19:40.000 So, no, he's not getting rich off Kango.

01:19:42.000 All you're doing is sabotaging the economy.

01:19:46.000 In other words, like many women, the economy would be better off if you were just pulled out of it.

01:19:53.000 You're not contributing.

01:19:55.000 Well, I'm making less racism.

01:19:57.000 Really?

01:19:58.000 Andy No is a violent Islamophobic right-wing extremist who's so dangerous, it's hard to even put it into words.

01:20:08.000 Is that really...

01:20:09.000 Can I give you some heroin and have you go, no, I'm just bitter because I'm bored here in Germany.

01:20:16.000 I hate it.

01:20:19.000 My husband's accent gets on my nerves.

01:20:21.000 I have two friends here.

01:20:23.000 I just feel like it's a bizarre kind of a homesickness where I get involved in America and activism and I feel like I'm corresponding with people.

01:20:35.000 They're my new family.

01:20:38.000 I don't see my family much.

01:20:39.000 I see his family and they're mean.

01:20:41.000 Germans aren't very cozy, you know.

01:20:45.000 So do you think Andy No is a violent extremist?

01:20:49.000 No.

01:20:52.000 No, but he's like the main guy we go to.

01:20:55.000 He's like the gargamel for us Smurfs, so it does me a lot of good.

01:21:00.000 I get a lot of retweets from I attack him.

01:21:03.000 This is good smack, man.

01:21:05.000 Hold on, I'm gonna barf.

01:21:10.000 What's that?

01:21:11.000 Smack music?

01:21:12.000 Hell yeah.

01:21:13.000 That smell?

01:21:15.000 Oh, that smell.

01:21:16.000 That makes me think of Puerto Ricans and Chingalings.

01:21:19.000 Yeah.

01:21:20.000 Ooh, that smell.

01:21:24.000 Can't you smell that smell?

01:21:29.000 Okay, so that segues to the war on kids, which I meant to get to earlier in the show, but we've had so much exciting stuff happen.

01:21:40.000 Andy No is the opposite of dangerous.

01:21:42.000 In fact, as he analyzes with a fine-tooth comb Antifa, we find more than just violent, dangerous extremists who are Americanophobic, Westophobic.

01:21:55.000 We find that there's more than just an agenda of sabotage.

01:22:00.000 There's an agenda of, I hate conservatives because they have values and I want a valueless society so I can fuck kids.

01:22:09.000 Go to 3.5.

01:22:11.000 So there's this guy, Antifa member who threatened violence.

01:22:13.000 I notice you're not using the TriCaster where you make me small today.

01:22:16.000 Is that on purpose?

01:22:17.000 No, I got it.

01:22:18.000 Antifa member who threatened violence against Andy No and celebrated death of cop works as mentor for children.

01:22:25.000 Now, aren't you suspicious of anyone who's a mentor for children and either doesn't have kids of his own or isn't like a war vet?

01:22:32.000 Like, what was his name?

01:22:36.000 Zampinelli, the unbroken guy?

01:22:38.000 Luigi Zemprinelli?

01:22:41.000 He's got a very tough zip name.

01:22:43.000 People need to start targeting Andy, reporting his tweets, isn't doing anything.

01:22:48.000 Who knows where Andy lives these days?

01:22:50.000 So he's a guy who wants you to attack journalists and violently hurt them.

01:22:55.000 He also talks to children a lot.

01:22:58.000 I think we're at the point where the best case scenario is that he's brainwashing children to be radical militant leftists.

01:23:06.000 That's a good scenario here.

01:23:09.000 The bad, of course, is that he gets kids close on his side so he can attack them.

01:23:14.000 And that's where we are with a lot of people who deal with young kids.

01:23:17.000 Yeah, Louis Zampurini.

01:23:19.000 He became a mentor for kids, but he had survived World War II at its very worst and also been an Olympic athlete.

01:23:28.000 I trust him.

01:23:30.000 I don't trust this other fucker.

01:23:32.000 Look at him.

01:23:33.000 They always look like that, too.

01:23:34.000 And they always have those shitty glasses.

01:23:39.000 Go down.

01:23:41.000 Andy doxes us every day.

01:23:42.000 Why the fuck isn't Andrew's address all over Twitter?

01:23:45.000 Why isn't there a D at his house every fucking night?

01:23:49.000 Also, I have pigtails and I'm friendly.

01:23:52.000 And I have little cartoon social justice fists.

01:23:55.000 Come over to my house.

01:23:56.000 You don't have to wear pants.

01:23:59.000 I'm friendly and silly.

01:24:01.000 The first fist on this shirt was white before I was done with it.

01:24:05.000 Now it's brown.

01:24:07.000 Yeah, that's not a black man's fist.

01:24:09.000 That's a post-fisting fist.

01:24:11.000 No, they're all white.

01:24:11.000 I don't.

01:24:13.000 Hey, little guy.

01:24:15.000 I'm touching you.

01:24:16.000 Wait, that's a weird way to touch a person.

01:24:18.000 It really is, isn't it?

01:24:19.000 Holding them by the wrist.

01:24:21.000 What the fuck?

01:24:22.000 Don't touch kids at all.

01:24:25.000 Death, dead.

01:24:27.000 Time for a new foil.

01:24:28.000 I want Andy No to die.

01:24:30.000 I want Andy No to die.

01:24:32.000 Antifa ride at Andy's house starts win.

01:24:34.000 Who's Bob Murray?

01:24:37.000 I don't know.

01:24:39.000 Was that the guy they shot, the Patriot Prayer guy that Antifa killed?

01:24:42.000 No.

01:24:46.000 But go to 3.6.

01:24:48.000 This is more of what I'm talking about.

01:24:50.000 Again, the spectrum of young children, people around young children, is ranging from I'm brainwashing them to be rampant radical leftists full of bullshit pronouns who follow my bizarre,

01:25:06.000 retarded Antifa ways.

01:25:09.000 That's the best case scenario.

01:25:11.000 And then over here, we have the worst case scenario, which is I want to fuck kids.

01:25:14.000 And we're dealing with this.

01:25:16.000 I don't want to be anywhere near any of those.

01:25:18.000 I want to be way over here, which is helping kids do arts and crafts and enjoy school because it's going to get real shitty soon and hard.

01:25:28.000 So let's make it fun.

01:25:29.000 Basically just an arts and crafts daycare.

01:25:31.000 That's what pre-K should be.

01:25:33.000 There should be zero politics, zero sexuality, zero, zero gender.

01:25:42.000 We can have sex ed in class when kids get sexual or start having weird sexual ideas, which is like 14, 15.

01:25:51.000 I'm not saying that 14 and 15 year olds are sexually viable, but I remember at 14 it was going through my head.

01:25:58.000 I should probably know how things work.

01:26:00.000 That doesn't include kink.

01:26:02.000 I'm just talking about the basic birds and the bees.

01:26:04.000 And then they can have sex when it's legal.

01:26:06.000 And I looked up the laws recently on sex and how young you are.

01:26:10.000 And a 17-year-old can be with a 15-year-old.

01:26:12.000 And I read through them all, and I was like, these seem pretty decent.

01:26:15.000 These seem right.

01:26:16.000 I wouldn't, if I had to rewrite the laws, they'd look pretty much the same.

01:26:19.000 Okay, go back.

01:26:22.000 Okay, click on the first picture.

01:26:26.000 Zoom out.

01:26:27.000 I think the fact that we don't see a lot of stone toss in our feeds is a good thing.

01:26:30.000 So this guy hates stone toss comics.

01:26:32.000 Stone Toss Comics is a very talented right-wing cartoonist who's always funny.

01:26:36.000 And his enemies have a common thread.

01:26:38.000 Next picture.

01:26:41.000 I am disgusted by my past actions and what I have done.

01:26:44.000 The disgust and guilt will stay with me so that I never do something like this again.

01:26:48.000 I acknowledge that I hurt a lot of people through my grooming of minors.

01:26:54.000 It was already a hat tip when we saw your avatar there, John.

01:26:58.000 I know I should take time to reflect on what I've done so that I can fully understand the gravity and awfulness of my actions.

01:27:04.000 I was nothing but peace and happiness for the people I have hurt.

01:27:08.000 I wish nothing but peace and happiness for the people I have hurt.

01:27:10.000 I want you to know that I want to be better as a human being and I'll do whatever that takes, including not raping kids.

01:27:16.000 Thank you so much for coming out.

01:27:17.000 This isn't an attempt at self-pity or trying to justify what I did.

01:27:21.000 You're not trying to justify grooming minors?

01:27:24.000 How noble.

01:27:26.000 This is a final message to the people I have hurt.

01:27:28.000 Victims, I'm sorry for my unforgivable actions.

01:27:31.000 Assuming they're minors, I doubt they're reading this.

01:27:34.000 To all the people I let down on this site, you are right to feel betrayed.

01:27:38.000 Please don't accept or decline my apology unless you are personally affected by my actions.

01:27:42.000 That is for the victim to decide.

01:27:45.000 As of this tweet, my account is defunct, but I will delete it in the future.

01:27:48.000 I wish everyone the best.

01:27:49.000 Oh, what a sweet rapist.

01:27:51.000 What a sweet pedophile.

01:27:52.000 By the way, this is Bob Murray.

01:27:54.000 He's a coal magnate and John Oliver nemesis.

01:27:57.000 Isn't it funny?

01:27:57.000 Like, Antifa probably loves John Oliver.

01:28:00.000 Like, he's not that extreme and intense, but he's alright.

01:28:03.000 He's a coal guy.

01:28:05.000 Where do you think your electric cars come from, morons?

01:28:08.000 They come from coal.

01:28:13.000 I love that they're talking about Biden's mandate is to outlaw all fossil fuel cars by, I think, 2030.

01:28:22.000 Then like a mileage tax.

01:28:23.000 That's going to be very good for coal magnates, you dummies.

01:28:28.000 This was another thing on the spectrum of abuse.

01:28:31.000 This woman at a gay parade, she offers up her flat as a place where they can change.

01:28:39.000 So these depraved, pervert, bear SNM guys change, and the kid is there as they're getting changed, and they take a picture of it, and you can pull it up any day now.

01:28:50.000 And this is another thing Andy No is doing.

01:28:52.000 So this saboteur, Nandini Jani, is like, I can't express how dangerous this is.

01:28:59.000 And here's Andy No going around the world showing us dangerous situations around children.

01:29:06.000 This won a photo prize for being iconic.

01:29:10.000 It shows a child in the foreground while a group of men in fetish sex gear stand in the back.

01:29:14.000 Click on that picture.

01:29:15.000 Imagine thinking of that picture as iconic.

01:29:22.000 I puke it.

01:29:24.000 I don't like it.

01:29:26.000 This is not iconic.

01:29:28.000 This is worrying.

01:29:30.000 And were they nude earlier?

01:29:33.000 Did they go to a different room and they're just doing the final touches outside?

01:29:37.000 Opened her home for the men to change.

01:29:39.000 Yeah.

01:29:41.000 And then I saw this thing.

01:29:43.000 So imagine you're a chick, you're into bodybuilding, and usually I've noticed with these bodybuilding types, they love each other because they're obsessed with bodies.

01:29:50.000 So I say women don't like six packs, and that's generally true, but women who work out do.

01:29:55.000 It's an exception to the rule.

01:29:57.000 So this guy marries this stud, and let's see how well it works out for her.

01:30:06.000 Handsome guy.

01:30:07.000 I'm jealous of his chin.

01:30:09.000 He looks very tall, jealous of his height.

01:30:13.000 Not don't like his bike.

01:30:15.000 Look, they're very kind of jersey shore-ish, kind of trashy, sexy.

01:30:21.000 Very typical bodybuilding looks.

01:30:24.000 They're having some laughs.

01:30:25.000 Oh, they get married?

01:30:26.000 That's great.

01:30:27.000 Congratulations.

01:30:29.000 Look how happy they are.

01:30:30.000 Very healthy man.

01:30:33.000 Uh-oh.

01:30:35.000 Uh-oh.

01:30:38.000 No, they got a kid?

01:30:39.000 Okay, I guess that's good.

01:30:40.000 Nice marriage.

01:30:41.000 Looks like a beautiful wedding.

01:30:43.000 We don't have any pictures of my wedding.

01:30:46.000 What?

01:30:47.000 What?

01:30:48.000 Whoa, what?

01:30:49.000 No, no, no.

01:30:50.000 What happened?

01:30:50.000 What?

01:30:53.000 Nice music.

01:30:56.000 Everything I do, I do for me.

01:30:59.000 I do it for you.

01:31:05.000 I want to be a woman.

01:31:09.000 Women are too agreeable.

01:31:12.000 This is terrible.

01:31:14.000 I mean, if my wife just cut her tits off and put a piece of her forearm, a little cheese blints in her crotch, and said, I'm a dude now, and grew one of those stupid lesbian beards, I'd be furious.

01:31:27.000 The fuck have you done?

01:31:28.000 If something happens to her against your will, like her legs fall off, I'll stand by her.

01:31:34.000 But you purposely made your legs fall off.

01:31:36.000 What is she doing?

01:31:37.000 Like, how do they fuck?

01:31:41.000 Weirdly.

01:31:42.000 So she's obviously into men, right?

01:31:45.000 She married a bodybuilder.

01:31:46.000 And now she's looking up as she gets plowed and there's these tits jiggling and like her husband's face, but clean-shaven with fake eyelashes on and just like purple hair going.

01:32:00.000 Isn't that rape?

01:32:01.000 They rock paper scissors for who gets to be on the bottom.

01:32:04.000 Yeah.

01:32:05.000 I would assume she prefers doggy style now.

01:32:08.000 Can we do exclusively doggy?

01:32:10.000 Your tits kind of trip me out.

01:32:14.000 Look how many filters and everything he looks to look sort of not incredibly disgusting.

01:32:21.000 Dude.

01:32:21.000 And I checked out his Twitter feed.

01:32:23.000 A lot of his like, feels good to finally be passing after so many years of just on the edge.

01:32:28.000 And then he's like, before and after?

01:32:30.000 This is me three years ago.

01:32:31.000 This is me now.

01:32:32.000 They're the same picture.

01:32:34.000 Look, that's exactly what I'm talking about.

01:32:37.000 You mean that you had your nails did?

01:32:40.000 Is that what's happening here?

01:32:41.000 Because you're the same fucking dude.

01:32:44.000 25 years apart.

01:32:46.000 If I had known then what I know now, I wonder how things might have been different.

01:32:49.000 Total regrets, though?

01:32:50.000 0%.

01:32:52.000 Yeah, because you have this wife who is too agreeable and tolerates your shit.

01:32:56.000 That's what she married, and that's what she's with now.

01:32:59.000 He's making gains.

01:33:02.000 It's a perversion, and it's seeping into our schools.

01:33:05.000 I'm going to do a green screen about this in a second, though.

01:33:07.000 Oof.

01:33:08.000 Definitely preferred like the long-hair one to just the dude with long nails.

01:33:14.000 Yeah, that was a weird phase, right?

01:33:15.000 Yeah, that's...

01:33:17.000 Was that step one?

01:33:18.000 We're normalizing mental illness.

01:33:20.000 And no one really cares, although I care about his daughter, but no one really cares what they do.

01:33:24.000 It's now that it's getting near with teachers and kids and this weird LGBT pronoun made-up bullshit where anything goes is seeping into their world.

01:33:32.000 And that's why I'm getting concerned.

01:33:34.000 Go to 3-9.

01:33:37.000 Sorry, wait, now go back.

01:33:40.000 She gets fucked by that.

01:33:42.000 Do you need to cover your tits with hair, dude?

01:33:45.000 They're not tits, so go ahead.

01:33:47.000 Yeah.

01:33:47.000 It's not offensive.

01:33:48.000 Men can be shirt topless.

01:33:50.000 It's okay.

01:33:52.000 I mean, that's like a weird centaur.

01:33:55.000 She's getting fucked by a weird mythical beast, literally.

01:34:00.000 He's in a labyrinth chasing.

01:34:02.000 Remember Zeus?

01:34:03.000 Like in Greek, whatever you call them, tails?

01:34:06.000 Mythology?

01:34:07.000 Mythology, yeah.

01:34:08.000 He would come down and be a goose and fuck someone.

01:34:12.000 Right.

01:34:13.000 That's what...

01:34:14.000 She's getting fucked by Zeus.

01:34:16.000 He would come down as a man-woman centaur beast.

01:34:20.000 Tattooed, bodybuilding, hot chick, hot dude combination.

01:34:28.000 Same guy.

01:34:30.000 He probably would like that description.

01:34:32.000 Oh, my God.

01:34:32.000 I love it.

01:34:34.000 Gosh.

01:34:35.000 By the way, I have a scoop.

01:34:37.000 I should have said breaking news.

01:34:40.000 Speaking of lies, I was at Subway today after boxing, and I said, my sandwich is brilliant.

01:34:48.000 And feel free to copy this.

01:34:49.000 Italian BMT, Italian bread.

01:34:51.000 6 inch, 12 inch, depending on how hungry you are.

01:34:54.000 I'd recommend 6 inches.

01:34:55.000 12 inches is too much.

01:34:57.000 That's what she said.

01:34:58.000 And you wind up eating the whole thing.

01:34:59.000 You say you're going to eat half.

01:35:00.000 You go like to 70% and you're like, what am I doing?

01:35:03.000 This is hell.

01:35:05.000 Provolone cheese, toasted, comes out.

01:35:08.000 Tomatoes, lettuce, pickles, banana peppers, jalapenos.

01:35:15.000 I think we're done.

01:35:17.000 I said tomatoes and lettuce, right?

01:35:19.000 Now what else do you want it?

01:35:20.000 Normal mayonnaise, honey mustard, oil and vinegar.

01:35:24.000 Not salt.

01:35:24.000 You got enough salt out of the deli meats.

01:35:27.000 Now just black pepper.

01:35:28.000 And she put light mayonnaise on, and I said, I meant real mayonnaise.

01:35:32.000 I said real mayonnaise.

01:35:33.000 She goes, it's the same thing.

01:35:39.000 Scoop of the century.

01:35:43.000 Move over Watergate.

01:35:46.000 Move over Subway tuna controversy.

01:35:50.000 Yeah.

01:35:51.000 Light mayonnaise is just mayonnaise.

01:35:53.000 You know, that's really messed up for a company that just did the Eat Fresh Refresh, where they redid their entire menu.

01:36:00.000 They added the calorie.

01:36:01.000 If you're eating light mayonnaise at Subway and you don't know why you're not losing weight, it's because you are being force-fed normal mayonnaise.

01:36:10.000 Just like the Lindsay Lohan scam in Mean Girls, where she gave her that weight loss stuff and it was actually fattening paste.

01:36:18.000 This is worse than the Subway Jared child molesting.

01:36:21.000 Hey, if I commit suicide in the next few days, I didn't commit suicide.

01:36:27.000 Gavin McInnes didn't kill himself.

01:36:29.000 Subway did.

01:36:30.000 You know what I'm ashamed to admit?

01:36:32.000 I've worked for a place that said the low-sodium soy sauce was any different from the regular soy sauce.

01:36:39.000 I'm sorry.

01:36:42.000 So scoop that.

01:36:43.000 Subway.

01:36:46.000 The corruption in the fast food industry is shocking.

01:36:50.000 And that wasn't even fast food.

01:36:51.000 You were working at a Japanese restaurant.

01:36:53.000 Correct.

01:36:54.000 This goes all the way to the top, folks.

01:36:56.000 That's right.

01:36:57.000 This isn't just Subway tuna, Subway mayonnaise.

01:37:00.000 This is Japanese soy sauce.

01:37:03.000 Oh, and don't forget Chinese restaurants have rats.

01:37:06.000 Yeah, yeah.

01:37:06.000 Don't forget.

01:37:07.000 You will eat different meats than chicken.

01:37:09.000 Okay, so go to 3.9.

01:37:11.000 This is turning out to be a long app.

01:37:14.000 How about this for the tweet of the century?

01:37:17.000 Hey, legal peeps.

01:37:19.000 So we're in a fun tone.

01:37:20.000 This is going to be a fun thing.

01:37:21.000 Is it about light mayonnaise?

01:37:23.000 No.

01:37:23.000 By the way, that mayonnaise thing is the clip of the day.

01:37:27.000 Okay.

01:37:28.000 Clip of the year, more like.

01:37:30.000 But include the whole thing right up to this tweet.

01:37:33.000 But don't include this tweet.

01:37:35.000 So go back to the tweet.

01:37:37.000 Hey, legal peeps.

01:37:38.000 What kind of waiver slash release would I need to create a safe space to talk to youth about kink away from their parents?

01:37:44.000 Hashtag sext.

01:37:46.000 The reactions to this were pretty good.

01:37:48.000 They were like, jail, death, jail, fucking, go to hell.

01:37:53.000 But, I mean, why are you trying to get a waiver?

01:37:56.000 Why don't you call all the parents?

01:37:58.000 And have any of these people met a kid?

01:38:02.000 They don't talk about sex.

01:38:05.000 In fact, they're so averse to any discussion.

01:38:07.000 When they get to be 11 or something, or actually, most of their life with my boys, I can go, so do you have a girlfriend?

01:38:13.000 And it's an instant like, shut up.

01:38:17.000 It's a way to tease a kid.

01:38:18.000 Even at 13, you go, so who's your girlfriend?

01:38:21.000 And they go, shut up.

01:38:23.000 Like, it's the thing they want to talk about the least.

01:38:29.000 Yeah.

01:38:30.000 Kink.

01:38:32.000 Like, my sex life was always pretty normal.

01:38:36.000 Lost my Virginia at 17.

01:38:38.000 It was a struggle from like 17, well into college.

01:38:42.000 It's probably different for you kids today because of porn.

01:38:44.000 But it was not like, yeah, let's fucking rock.

01:38:46.000 It was a negotiation.

01:38:48.000 Come on, come on.

01:38:49.000 Get your radio on.

01:38:50.000 It's four o'clock and I won't be long tonight.

01:38:53.000 Let the jumbo make the jumbo.

01:38:56.000 Grabbing an ass, getting your pants off.

01:38:59.000 I would say around like 23, 24 was when girls were finally like, all right, let's get down to brass tacks.

01:39:07.000 It's time to rock.

01:39:08.000 Maybe that's because I had started vice at that point.

01:39:11.000 And then 24, 25, 26 was just finally women's libidos had caught up to mine.

01:39:17.000 I would say like 27, I was like, how about you put these high heels on?

01:39:21.000 Or how about we tie you up?

01:39:23.000 Or how about you say this rude thing or I smack your ass around and get a little rough?

01:39:28.000 That's like late 20s.

01:39:32.000 She's talking about five-year-olds.

01:39:35.000 So who here's into shit play?

01:39:38.000 I made a mud pie.

01:39:39.000 That's good.

01:39:40.000 That's close.

01:39:44.000 Click on the email I sent you after I sent you the notes.

01:39:53.000 This is the kind of kink I'm into now.

01:39:55.000 Jeez.

01:39:57.000 That's custard.

01:39:58.000 So what I like to do, I do this to my wife all the time, and you can do this too.

01:40:02.000 That's why I included this video so you could see.

01:40:06.000 So I wrap her up in cellophane, right?

01:40:11.000 And then I put this rubber head thing on her, and I fill it up with porridge.

01:40:17.000 No.

01:40:18.000 What do you call it?

01:40:18.000 Curry coconut.

01:40:19.000 So that's what you guys are doing when I...

01:40:20.000 Yeah.

01:40:21.000 Because I went to visit you one time.

01:40:22.000 I like it to go to the very, very top, though.

01:40:24.000 That was custard.

01:40:25.000 Oh, okay.

01:40:25.000 Custard, yeah.

01:40:26.000 I fill it up with custard.

01:40:27.000 That's not my wife.

01:40:28.000 This is another guy who I told how to do it, and he's showing me this video.

01:40:32.000 So then I put on her high heels, and I get it full 100%.

01:40:35.000 I screw in the top, right?

01:40:38.000 And then I screw on this sort of fulcrum.

01:40:42.000 Yeah.

01:40:43.000 It goes on a disc that surrounds her.

01:40:45.000 So now she can't move at all.

01:40:47.000 And this is where it gets horny.

01:40:50.000 I didn't stick around for this part.

01:40:52.000 She's coming like a freight train right now.

01:40:57.000 I love the way freight trains come.

01:40:59.000 They're just so...

01:41:00.000 Can I be totally honest?

01:41:01.000 I do have a slight tingling of the...

01:41:02.000 No, you don't.

01:41:04.000 Not because that turns me on, but that she's found her thing and she's getting turned on.

01:41:09.000 You know what I mean?

01:41:10.000 It would take a while to find her thing.

01:41:12.000 Yeah, that's what I thought when I saw it.

01:41:14.000 I was like, how'd you get here?

01:41:16.000 Like, you tried porridge once.

01:41:18.000 Yeah.

01:41:18.000 She tried it with light custard and that, and he told her it was light custard, but it was actually.

01:41:23.000 What was the first iteration of this?

01:41:25.000 Like, he just sort of rolled her down a hill.

01:41:27.000 And she's like, that would be better if I had custard around me.

01:41:33.000 Trial and error.

01:41:34.000 The free market of kink brought them there.

01:41:38.000 Anyway, that's kink.

01:41:40.000 That's obviously very extreme kink.

01:41:42.000 Spanking a lady's bottom is normal kink.

01:41:45.000 And you get spanking bottoms.

01:41:46.000 In my day in your late 20s, I don't know about you with all your porn bullshit.

01:41:52.000 It's probably way too young, but it's not five.

01:41:55.000 Anyway, that inspired me to do a quick green screen on a new segment I'm doing for one day only called Neurodivergent Preschool Teachers.

01:42:06.000 These are the teachers who are with your kids.

01:42:28.000 So do you have those videos?

01:42:30.000 I do.

01:42:31.000 Hit the jungle.

01:42:33.000 Hit the jungle.

01:42:35.000 How's the sound?

01:42:37.000 We're good.

01:42:38.000 Prit's good?

01:42:39.000 Okay, let's just start at the top.

01:42:46.000 Okay, this is someone teaching kids.

01:42:47.000 Now, can you hear me okay?

01:42:49.000 Yep.

01:42:50.000 What I find disturbing about this is she's got all her mumbo jumbo crazy bullshit pronouns crap.

01:42:56.000 And then a supervisor comes and they see how brainwashed the kids are and the supervisor is very impressed.

01:43:05.000 Story time.

01:43:06.000 This has been my first year in preschool with a class of my own teaching alongside another queer neurodivergent educator and we have been rocking.

01:43:16.000 Queer and neurodivergent educator.

01:43:20.000 I don't know who needs to hear this, but those are not words that anyone in America knows.

01:43:26.000 Go outside right now and say, what does neurodivergent mean?

01:43:31.000 I assume from the etymology that it's got something to do with brains, and I guess you diverge from...

01:43:37.000 That's not good to diverge from your brain, by the way.

01:43:40.000 So I guess the divergency is, I was born male and I'm not male.

01:43:45.000 I am different than what my brain.

01:43:47.000 You sound like, I mean, it sounds like another way of saying mentally ill.

01:43:52.000 Neurodivergent.

01:43:54.000 Your brain is splitting.

01:43:57.000 You're going away from your brain.

01:44:00.000 To this class, We've been talking about gender and skin color and consent and empathy and our bodies and autonomy.

01:44:08.000 Stop, stop.

01:44:09.000 You can talk about your bodies.

01:44:10.000 You definitely don't want kids to get molested.

01:44:12.000 Make sure kids know that their body is 100% theirs and no one has the right to touch it without your permission.

01:44:18.000 You hug your mommy, but you don't hug strangers.

01:44:20.000 That's very cool.

01:44:22.000 But like race, you want to do the opposite.

01:44:24.000 You don't want kids knowing about race.

01:44:27.000 Hey guys, I want you to know that America's been really racist.

01:44:30.000 And there was a guy who was falsely accused of raping a woman, so the Klan beat him to death.

01:44:36.000 They hanged him.

01:44:37.000 He looked just like Joey over here.

01:44:39.000 In fact, he looked like Joey's dad.

01:44:41.000 And here is a picture of him hanging from a tree.

01:44:44.000 This was in 1893.

01:44:47.000 Who can see that?

01:44:48.000 Who can see that?

01:44:49.000 What the fuck are you doing?

01:44:51.000 Getting racism in their heads.

01:44:52.000 Your goal as an educator is to get sex, to delay sex as long as possible, race as long as possible, 9-11 as long as possible, and Santa as long as possible.

01:45:04.000 I don't want those kids knowing about that for as long as possible.

01:45:08.000 Fabulous.

01:45:09.000 But our teaching team is shifting and a new person is being onboarded, someone with many years of experience.

01:45:15.000 So today at the lunch table, when...

01:45:18.000 Someone got fired for their incompetence.

01:45:20.000 You see, the other thing about these people, and one of the reasons they hate meritocracy, is they're lazy.

01:45:25.000 So her other neurodivergent partner is a shitty, lazy, pothead lesbian who's fired.

01:45:31.000 In fact, I just heard the other night about these cops who are one of the lesbians who is now called a man.

01:45:38.000 And the cops I talk to, no matter what the precinct, seem very tolerant about all this shit.

01:45:43.000 Because it's not uncommon in the police force for a lesbian to say she's a man.

01:45:48.000 And they're like, no, he's, and they use the pronouns, like, he's a good guy.

01:45:51.000 He's a really good guy.

01:45:52.000 Anyway, she fell in love with some other, her lesbian lover who happens to be on the same precinct, the same, whatever you call it.

01:45:59.000 And she got fired because she was so madly in love with her, she wasn't doing her patrols.

01:46:06.000 That's what happened with this chick.

01:46:10.000 I guarantee it.

01:46:11.000 She fell in love with this chick and is fired.

01:46:13.000 She's like, I need to be with you.

01:46:16.000 Anyway, she's leaving that little detail out.

01:46:19.000 Many years of experience.

01:46:20.000 So today at the lunch table, when the topic of gender and genitals came up, one of our students plainly looked up and said, well, I'm a girl today, but I know that Teacher Ko isn't.

01:46:33.000 No, they're Envy.

01:46:35.000 And the look on the incoming...

01:46:37.000 Look at her weird blood-stained hands.

01:46:39.000 Were you just sacrificing children?

01:46:42.000 The teacher, so the little kid says, look at her maniacal face too.

01:46:47.000 This is a deranged person around kids.

01:46:51.000 They said, I feel like a girl today.

01:46:53.000 They're telling their kids about genitals.

01:46:55.000 Your kids should know about, the only thing kids should know about genitals is you shouldn't pee on the toilet seat.

01:47:00.000 Make sure that every drop comes out before you put your penis back in your underwear.

01:47:05.000 And the dad should handle that discussion.

01:47:09.000 But now the supervisor is impressed that the kid knows what MB means.

01:47:13.000 What the fuck does MB mean?

01:47:15.000 Oh, non-binary.

01:47:17.000 It's an abbreviation, Nenbi.

01:47:19.000 Right?

01:47:21.000 MB?

01:47:22.000 I think so.

01:47:22.000 Who fucking cares?

01:47:24.000 Now I'm trying to learn their stupid made-up fake astrology language.

01:47:27.000 Astrology is more legit than this bullshit.

01:47:31.000 And astrology is bullshit.

01:47:33.000 Look on the incoming teacher's face was priceless.

01:47:38.000 She was shocked in a good way.

01:47:41.000 And she just looked around at the two of us and said, this class is incredible.

01:47:45.000 And I am so impressed.

01:47:52.000 Squee.

01:47:54.000 So that's pretty concerning that not only do we have, these are not outliers.

01:47:59.000 Not only do we have a lunatic teacher, but when her boss comes to check and sees how brainwashed the kids are, she goes, perfect, amazing.

01:48:07.000 You get an A plus in asshole.

01:48:12.000 Oh, this one is a really good one.

01:48:13.000 And this chick puts up a lot of videos.

01:48:17.000 Actually, she describes herself as Mix.

01:48:20.000 M-X.

01:48:21.000 Not Miss, not Mr. Mix.

01:48:23.000 Sounds a lot like Mix.

01:48:24.000 Okay, guys, I can't.

01:48:26.000 This is too funny.

01:48:27.000 So I'm at work.

01:48:29.000 And those of you who don't know me, I use they, them pronouns.

01:48:32.000 And I'm a preschool teacher.

01:48:33.000 So instead of using Mr. or Miss, we use Mix.

01:48:38.000 So the kids have been really awesome doing that.

01:48:41.000 I work with three and four year olds.

01:48:43.000 One of my kiddos came up to me and he goes, are you mixed up?

01:48:50.000 Are you mixed up?

01:48:55.000 I was like, no, sweetie, I'm not mixed up.

01:48:58.000 I just use mix instead of Mr. or Mrs. And he's like, okay, I was worried.

01:49:07.000 Okay, guys, I can't.

01:49:08.000 You know what that is?

01:49:09.000 That's God doing memes again.

01:49:11.000 That's just like the black history guy.

01:49:14.000 Some naive kid came up to her and said, are you mixed up?

01:49:18.000 Yeah, you are.

01:49:20.000 He's not naive.

01:49:22.000 You are.

01:49:24.000 He's not getting your stupid mix wrong.

01:49:26.000 He is correctly summarizing, whether accidentally or not, the situation.

01:49:31.000 And the situation is you're severely mixed up.

01:49:35.000 You're insane.

01:49:36.000 You're a mentally ill lesbian.

01:49:39.000 And I'm not saying gays and lesbians can't be preschool teachers, but this lesbian sure can't.

01:49:44.000 She's nuts.

01:49:45.000 If you believe in made-up gobbledygook, you should not be doing pre-K.

01:49:49.000 They're all pre-K for some reason.

01:49:51.000 Go to that same Twitter feed, because she has another one where she's so happy.

01:49:57.000 I think it's a few down from that one.

01:49:59.000 That they were in class and they were all talking about how much Trump sucks and she was so proud of her kiddos.

01:50:07.000 What?

01:50:08.000 Why did pre-K kids know who Trump is?

01:50:11.000 Yeah, that's it.

01:50:12.000 Turn it up.

01:50:13.000 It's awesome.

01:50:14.000 So, guys, I love my job.

01:50:17.000 It's awesome.

01:50:19.000 So today, like every single classroom had the inauguration on and had some form of happy get The fuck out song going on.

01:50:32.000 It was a huge party.

01:50:34.000 So many people had on what were the shirts?

01:50:37.000 Chucks and pearls.

01:50:38.000 Chucks and pearls shirts on.

01:50:40.000 And they were wearing chucks and they were wearing pearls.

01:50:44.000 And you're going the wrong way.

01:50:47.000 I love it.

01:50:47.000 It's awesome.

01:50:48.000 It's so nice to be in a work environment where I feel welcome and I feel safe.

01:50:55.000 It's great.

01:50:57.000 So this is a preschool teacher that's ecstatic.

01:51:01.000 Her students, her young students, hate the...

01:51:07.000 I'd be bummed because I can tell you're nuts.

01:51:10.000 Anyway, next.

01:51:12.000 Ecstatic, her students hate the President of the United States.

01:51:17.000 Good teaching.

01:51:18.000 Remember standing up for the flag?

01:51:20.000 That was a big thing.

01:51:22.000 Standing up for the national anthem.

01:51:24.000 You usually have that particular president on the wall at the time.

01:51:28.000 Now it's the opposite.

01:51:29.000 You have to hate the president.

01:51:31.000 Now this nut bar, her story is that she misgendered a student and she can't believe it.

01:51:37.000 She's pretending it's a big deal.

01:51:39.000 You can tell she doesn't think it's a big deal.

01:51:41.000 And the other really irritating thing about this dumb bitch is she's got hand tattoos and she's so proud of them, they're so badass, that she has to sort of make sure she does all these gestures where they get into every shot.

01:51:58.000 Guys, I messed up.

01:52:01.000 I messed up.

01:52:03.000 So I had a kid on Monday.

01:52:06.000 They said their pronouns were she, her.

01:52:09.000 Then on Wednesday, yesterday, they came to me and they said, you know what?

01:52:14.000 My pronouns are they, them.

01:52:16.000 I want you in the class to use they, them.

01:52:18.000 Okay, cool, great.

01:52:20.000 They come to class today.

01:52:22.000 There's names on desks in groups for assigned seats.

01:52:26.000 They can't find theirs because I guess my first class knocked it off.

01:52:29.000 So I go to the class.

01:52:31.000 Hey, is she in anyone's group?

01:52:33.000 Does anyone see her name?

01:52:38.000 It took me five minutes to remember.

01:52:41.000 There were hand tattoos in there.

01:52:44.000 So someone asked a question yesterday.

01:52:47.000 What do you do when you mess up?

01:52:48.000 Well, we all mess up.

01:52:51.000 So what I did when they were sitting by themselves, I approached them and said, I screwed up, didn't I?

01:53:00.000 And they said, yep.

01:53:02.000 And I said, I am so sorry.

01:53:05.000 That is completely 100% my fault.

01:53:08.000 I apologize.

01:53:09.000 I will not get it wrong moving forward.

01:53:12.000 You know, please know I heard you when you told me your pronouns and I will get it right.

01:53:18.000 That was totally my bad.

01:53:20.000 I apologize.

01:53:21.000 So that's what you do.

01:53:22.000 You own it.

01:53:23.000 You apologize.

01:53:24.000 You know, they, you know, they were happy that I came over to them.

01:53:30.000 They were disappointed in me.

01:53:31.000 I just saw the look of disappointment and I was like so disappointed in myself.

01:53:39.000 But we just get better.

01:53:40.000 We learn.

01:53:40.000 We grow, get better.

01:53:42.000 I will not F it up again There's two things going on there one It's very clear from her body language that she's being totally insincere.

01:53:54.000 She doesn't think it was a big screw-up.

01:53:56.000 She doesn't care.

01:53:57.000 No one cares.

01:53:58.000 It's all fake these pronoun shit.

01:54:00.000 But secondly, she was bragging that pronouns are a thing in her class.

01:54:06.000 It's accepted.

01:54:07.000 In fact, all the kids there are more adamant about this silly jargon than she is.

01:54:14.000 And that's her victory.

01:54:15.000 So what you were really watching there is a mentally ill lesbian with stupid tattoos bragging that she has successfully brainwashed her students.

01:54:24.000 And that is what early education is becoming in America today.

01:54:29.000 And at best, it's brainwashing our kids.

01:54:31.000 And at worst, it's grooming them.

01:54:49.000 You know what I just realized?

01:54:51.000 I don't answer my phone because I've been doxed so many times.

01:54:55.000 So unless I recognize the number, I don't pick it up.

01:54:57.000 And I tell people to text me.

01:55:00.000 But I'd be getting all these weird calls from like I just got one when we were doing that from Murfreesboro, Arizona.

01:55:13.000 Bethany United, Manteo, North Carolina.

01:55:16.000 Oops.

01:55:18.000 Syracuse, New York.

01:55:22.000 Fairport, New York.

01:55:23.000 I think my parents are so cheap.

01:55:25.000 They got rid of first their landline, but now their cell phone.

01:55:28.000 And now they've got on their $100 Google Chrome computers.

01:55:32.000 Oh, shall I turn this off?

01:55:34.000 Yeah.

01:55:35.000 They've got probably some dumb software that's free with a bunch of pop-up ads.

01:55:43.000 And it's calling me.

01:55:45.000 And so I don't pick it up because it probably bounces all over the fucking country through Zoom and Skype or some shit.

01:55:51.000 Having cheap Scottish parents is very frustrating.

01:55:57.000 It's too much indecence.

01:55:59.000 It is way too much indecence.

01:56:02.000 Okay, we're out of time, folks.

01:56:04.000 Let's squeeze in a mailbag and a final video.

01:56:13.000 Ryan, shut up, you don't have a dad.

01:56:18.000 Let's turn our eyes to Gavin's mailbag.

01:56:24.000 Let me touch it.

01:56:26.000 Whoa, we got a lot of letters since we started shooting the show.

01:56:30.000 Oh no, I know what's going on.

01:56:33.000 My computer, I've had this computer since 2007.

01:56:40.000 That's not good.

01:56:41.000 Why?

01:56:42.000 Because I'm cheap.

01:56:43.000 That's nuts.

01:56:44.000 I bought you a new computer.

01:56:46.000 That's correct.

01:56:48.000 Yeah, I got to get a new computer.

01:56:49.000 This is for 20 years.

01:56:49.000 Yeah, man.

01:56:50.000 I'll get one for you if you want.

01:56:52.000 2007.

01:56:53.000 That's nuts.

01:56:55.000 It should not.

01:56:56.000 14 years.

01:56:57.000 You shouldn't expect it to work properly.

01:56:59.000 No, Well, they say hard drives have like a what is it, a seven-year life?

01:57:03.000 That's scary.

01:57:04.000 I've doubled the life.

01:57:06.000 My buddy has a Chihuahua that's the equivalent of 100, no, it's 20 years old.

01:57:14.000 And I looked up on the Guinness Book of World Records, I go, dude, that's the world record.

01:57:20.000 And he goes, That's, I don't know if it's a pure Chihuahua.

01:57:23.000 And I go, who?

01:57:24.000 You've got to call Guinness.

01:57:25.000 Yeah, yeah, call him.

01:57:26.000 And he goes, why?

01:57:27.000 Is there money in it for me?

01:57:29.000 I go, I don't, maybe.

01:57:31.000 But don't you just want it documented?

01:57:33.000 You, Doug, have the oldest chihuahua on earth.

01:57:37.000 If you don't report that, then you're not letting your dog get the greatness that it deserves.

01:57:42.000 Yeah.

01:57:43.000 You're holding it back.

01:57:44.000 And every time he feeds it, it just shits itself.

01:57:46.000 So we're coming to the end of its rope, clearly.

01:57:49.000 You know what it is?

01:57:50.000 Seven times two is 14.

01:57:51.000 It's 140 years old.

01:57:54.000 You know what it is?

01:57:55.000 What, man?

01:57:57.000 I'm trying to do that hand tattoo chick.

01:57:59.000 That grosses me out so much.

01:58:00.000 She's like John Cena, but like a woman kind of with poofing.

01:58:04.000 Well, what she is, is she's always been ugly.

01:58:08.000 And now she's been an outcast being a lesbian.

01:58:12.000 But now that she's a lesbian, that sort of makes her less ugly.

01:58:14.000 And then now that she has the tattoo, she's finally kind of cool.

01:58:19.000 So she makes, because when people see her, they go, oh, a fat, ugly nerd.

01:58:22.000 And she goes, no, fat, ugly, lesbian.

01:58:24.000 And then she goes, with tats, so I'm kind of cool.

01:58:28.000 No, you're still a fat, ugly nerd.

01:58:30.000 Fuck.

01:58:31.000 That teacher was.

01:58:31.000 Well, I brainwashed my kids.

01:58:33.000 All right, that's pretty good.

01:58:34.000 You're in the club.

01:58:36.000 But you know what it is?

01:58:37.000 She's probably afraid if the dog gets famous, it'll forget about him, you know, be traveling the world, invited to parties.

01:58:44.000 No, it's a guy.

01:58:45.000 It's Doug from my old band, 80s Hardcore.

01:58:48.000 Yeah, he's probably...

01:58:50.000 He doesn't want to be outshined by the dog, and I get it.

01:58:53.000 Detective Shitty strikes again, folks, with yet another terrible theory.

01:58:58.000 I have a bumper for that.

01:59:00.000 He's lazy and weird, and he doesn't care about anything.

01:59:08.000 He's been buying and selling records his entire adult life.

01:59:12.000 The guy is not exactly trying to get on the map.

01:59:16.000 Anyway, Dear Gavin and Rye Guy seems the media once again blames the Proud Boys over Antifa coming to one of their events.

01:59:21.000 It was known, and they chose to start something, Antifa did.

01:59:24.000 First article is not horrible to the Proud Boys, but quotes the SPLC and also sells Antifa as fighting for the gays.

01:59:32.000 It just reinforces the Proud Boys as neo-Nazis.

01:59:34.000 The second shows people already wary of the Proud Boys and suggesting someone needs to police it.

01:59:39.000 Bring in the Antifa mob.

01:59:44.000 The fourth link, third article is by The Guardian explaining the shots.

01:59:48.000 As they're liberal, it's the most bias telling.

01:59:51.000 And the fourth link is him shooting.

01:59:53.000 Look how fast they shot back at him.

01:59:54.000 He was being chased and a gun brandished at him.

01:59:57.000 It was self-defense.

02:00:00.000 So what's the first one?

02:00:02.000 Newsweek?

02:00:04.000 Sue Kim.

02:00:06.000 Okay?

02:00:06.000 I'm not very litigious.

02:00:08.000 Otherwise, I would.

02:00:10.000 I'm going to sue Kim.

02:00:13.000 I'll bet you anything, Sue Kim's a little kid who just came out of college and is doing this because they had to fill their diversity quotas.

02:00:22.000 And so, of course, she's hiding her face.

02:00:27.000 Oh, here she is.

02:00:28.000 LinkedIn.

02:00:29.000 Telegraph.

02:00:30.000 Yeah, I got her.

02:00:33.000 Translator, Korea expert, senior reporter.

02:00:37.000 Actually, she doesn't look that young.

02:00:38.000 This reminds me of something like a career report.

02:00:43.000 The Telegraph, eight years.

02:00:45.000 Okay, sorry.

02:00:46.000 So go back.

02:00:52.000 No, no, go back to Newsweek.

02:00:57.000 Antifa is short for anti-fascist.

02:00:59.000 That's always a big tell if they call them anti-fascist protesters or even justify that stupid name.

02:01:07.000 And then go down.

02:01:08.000 It just marked the latest in a series of violent confrontations.

02:01:11.000 It's been a center for clashes.

02:01:13.000 You see, no mention of how it was a Christian group that was basically running and hiding and finally found a parking lot and Antifa chasing them down.

02:01:23.000 Like, that's not reporting.

02:01:25.000 Oh, go back up again?

02:01:26.000 Look at the similar articles.

02:01:28.000 Gunfire erupts as Proud Boys and Antifa clash.

02:01:32.000 This is why I was so against the January 6th meandering.

02:01:35.000 I said, it's the last two have said, Proud Boys go to D.C., stabbing ensues.

02:01:40.000 No mention that it was Proud Boys who are being stabbed.

02:01:43.000 So if you go and there's a shooting, it's going to be Proud Boys go to D.C., a shooting ensues.

02:01:47.000 This is exactly what that headline says.

02:01:49.000 Look at this, too.

02:01:50.000 It's like, well, like, this Proud Boy is a crybaby pussy because the police didn't protect him.

02:01:55.000 But then again, they'll be like, the police are in bed with Proud Boys.

02:01:57.000 So it's like five different realities happening at once.

02:02:00.000 Yeah, yeah.

02:02:00.000 And what's the second one?

02:02:02.000 Like, they're evil shooting people, but they're scared, and then they're protected by police that aren't protecting them.

02:02:06.000 What?

02:02:07.000 Will Yamette Week?

02:02:09.000 Three days ahead of Portland Proud Boys gathering.

02:02:11.000 It wasn't a Portland Proud Boys gathering.

02:02:14.000 It was a Christian event that Proud Boys went to do security.

02:02:17.000 Practical details of police response remain a mystery.

02:02:24.000 Wait, while the 50 or so rapid response team officers resigned en masse from the unit, so these were cops who were Proud Boys?

02:02:32.000 They slated to converge.

02:02:36.000 The police bureau is actively planning for the weekend and we'll have information to share tomorrow.

02:02:40.000 So the beef here is that the police aren't doing enough to what, stop the Christian group from meeting?

02:02:47.000 That's what that black dude was saying about communism.

02:02:52.000 And then finally, The Guardian, which is the worst.

02:02:55.000 I wonder if it's...

02:02:56.000 Oh, it's Jason Wilson.

02:02:58.000 That's the guy who's had it out for me ever since I made fun of his shitty teeth.

02:03:01.000 We were at a Tommy Robinson thing in Midtown.

02:03:05.000 And he goes, hello, I'm from The Guardian, UK.

02:03:07.000 And I'm like, I know you're from the UK.

02:03:09.000 I can tell by your teeth.

02:03:12.000 And he's been like the resident Proud Boy expert ever since.

02:03:16.000 Hundreds clash in Portland as Proud Boy's rally descends into violence.

02:03:20.000 Running street battle ends in gunfight after protests in a parking lot.

02:03:25.000 A right-wing protest in Portland, no, has culminated in a gunfight when anti-fascist demonstrators return fired a man who shot at them with the handgun.

02:03:35.000 Yeah, why did he shoot at them?

02:03:37.000 Because they were chasing him with a gun.

02:03:40.000 Like, this guy's not even near Portland.

02:03:47.000 See, no one believes this anymore.

02:03:49.000 That's what's amazing about all these articles.

02:03:52.000 They used to make me so frustrated because I'd go, that's not what happened.

02:03:56.000 And now I just know that people read this and roll their eyes outside of the radical left.

02:04:06.000 This one's called The Most On-the-Nose Anti-USA Propaganda on Netflix.

02:04:10.000 I just watched this Netflix sci-fi movie, The Shadow of the Moon.

02:04:15.000 And Ryan, we're looking at your screen, you fucking idiot.

02:04:20.000 And a black woman goes back in time to kill innocent white people who read about the founding fathers.

02:04:26.000 This is done to prevent a white supremacist movement that ends the world.

02:04:30.000 I'm fucking serious.

02:04:32.000 It's ridiculous.

02:04:33.000 By the way, person writing in, don't put in two spaces after a period.

02:04:37.000 That's amateur hour.

02:04:38.000 They do it in legal letters.

02:04:39.000 That's the only place it's acceptable.

02:04:41.000 In the final scene, she says, I came back to correct a big mistake.

02:04:46.000 Some thoughts are better left buried.

02:04:49.000 And while she's saying that, a white supremacist guy sitting in front of a modified Blue Lives Matter flag bleeds out onto a George Washington book.

02:04:56.000 What the fuck?

02:04:58.000 It's so blatantly anti-USA and anti-white.

02:05:01.000 Is that the whole movie or just the trailer?

02:05:03.000 Whole movie.

02:05:04.000 Well, show the trailer, numbnuts.

02:05:06.000 I want to see this scene.

02:05:13.000 Sorry.

02:05:17.000 I can't see shit.

02:05:18.000 It's a dark-ass movie.

02:05:20.000 Play the trailer.

02:05:27.000 This is what happens if you don't arrest Prowboys and throw them in jail for four years for fighting.

02:05:31.000 You know, these chunks of brain.

02:05:32.000 Yep, we solved that one, Crockett.

02:05:35.000 Yeah, what about that?

02:05:37.000 Injection sites deep enough to impact the vertebrae.

02:05:40.000 No one's ever seen it before.

02:05:41.000 Suspect is a black female, 5'6, 20s, dried blood on her left hand, wearing a blue hooded sweatshirt.

02:05:59.000 Hello, Thomas.

02:06:01.000 Is this where it happens?

02:06:08.000 I'm here on location in Center City on the nine-year anniversary of the Market Street murder.

02:06:14.000 Those gathered here believe the Philadelphia police aren't to blame.

02:06:17.000 Detective Lockhart, yes, hello.

02:06:19.000 What do you mean?

02:06:20.000 It's happening again.

02:06:22.000 Hey, Tom.

02:06:25.000 Nice to see you again.

02:06:28.000 It's a cop murder fantasy, which means that there's a large contingent of America and Nepfictiers that fantasize about killing cops.

02:06:40.000 That's where we're at, folks.

02:06:42.000 All this propaganda is bled into people's fantasies.

02:06:45.000 So that's what I hate about all this bullshit.

02:06:48.000 It starts changing the American psyche.

02:06:50.000 And they're starting with our kids.

02:06:52.000 All right, that's enough of that shit.

02:06:54.000 We'll do more letters tomorrow.

02:06:57.000 This is the last one.

02:06:58.000 Trump 4D chess.

02:07:01.000 Here is his theory.

02:07:02.000 Russia deadly vaccine.

02:07:04.000 Lose an obviously rigged election so your supporters don't trust the government at all.

02:07:08.000 Let the other side, now in power, push the vaccine on their supporters.

02:07:12.000 All the vaccs die off.

02:07:14.000 Win the 2024 election.

02:07:16.000 100 to 0.

02:07:17.000 Don't show the letters, Ryan.

02:07:19.000 This is the thing he's reading.

02:07:21.000 What?

02:07:22.000 It's an image that you're reading.

02:07:23.000 I know.

02:07:23.000 Don't show that.

02:07:26.000 People don't need to see what I'm reading.

02:07:29.000 Imagine you're watching the news and the teleprompter appeared behind the guy.

02:07:34.000 It doesn't matter if it's in picture form.

02:07:37.000 Vax die-off.

02:07:38.000 Win the 2024 election, 100-0 with your entire base intact and all the lefties gone.

02:07:42.000 Make America great again.

02:07:44.000 That is a detective shitty level theory, sir.

02:07:49.000 Isn't like 60% of the country vaxed?

02:07:53.000 So Trump, what is Trump?

02:07:55.000 Fucking Thanos?

02:07:57.000 He's killing 170 million people so he can win the election?

02:08:02.000 That doesn't make America very great to kill everyone's relative, friends?

02:08:07.000 No.

02:08:09.000 Pretty, pretty, pretty terrible idea.

02:08:11.000 All right, let's get to the final video.

02:08:13.000 We're over the two-hour mark.

02:08:28.000 Okay, this is from one of our favorites, Mr. Chris Angel.

02:08:33.000 5-8.

02:08:35.000 There are two options in this video.

02:08:38.000 One, and there are no other options.

02:08:41.000 One, living in Vegas has turned Chris Angel into a brutal cokehead, and we're watching his career collapse before our very eyes.

02:08:52.000 The other possibility is that living in Vegas has turned Chris Angel into a brutal meth head, and we're watching his career collapse before our very eyes.

02:09:02.000 Coke or meth.

02:09:08.000 That's not a sober person.

02:09:12.000 I'm Chris, and this sucks.

02:09:15.000 That's fake.

02:09:18.000 See that guy?

02:09:20.000 Banachin?

02:09:21.000 He's like 61 years old.

02:09:23.000 He was like a...

02:09:25.000 He was like some dude who refuted psychics like in the 70s.

02:09:30.000 That's how you know that you're really a drug addict when you have these weird hangers on who were famous a quarter of a century ago.

02:09:40.000 The thing that is weird to me is what's the significance of the cockroach?

02:09:45.000 I used to eat cockroaches when I was a kid.

02:09:47.000 No.

02:09:47.000 Pause.

02:09:48.000 That's not a real tattoo.

02:09:49.000 She did not eat cockroaches when she was a kid.

02:09:51.000 He does not have a cockroach in his mouth right now.

02:09:55.000 Oh.

02:09:55.000 I did.

02:09:56.000 You ate cockroaches.

02:09:57.000 No, you didn't, and you have no lips.

02:09:58.000 You know, cockroaches multiply, so if you ate a cockroach, you might have like, I don't know, like a thousand in your body right now.

02:10:04.000 That's disgusting.

02:10:07.000 I try something.

02:10:08.000 Yeah, not eating a roach is disgusting.

02:10:09.000 That's disgusting.

02:10:14.000 Cockroach isn't in his mouth.

02:10:17.000 These meth heads don't care that he just did a hard cut.

02:10:20.000 Now a cockroach is in his mouth.

02:10:22.000 And what did we hear?

02:10:26.000 Look, the fake tattoo is gone.

02:10:32.000 Get me out of the way.

02:10:34.000 Oh, oh my god.

02:10:36.000 Oh my god!

02:10:37.000 Oh my god!

02:10:40.000 Oh my god, that is disgusting.

02:10:43.000 Oh shit!

02:10:48.000 These are the girls he does meth with in Fox.

02:10:52.000 He said, girls, you want to go do some magic?

02:10:55.000 That I believe is real.

02:10:56.000 That's cool, that goldfish tat.

02:10:58.000 Watch.

02:11:02.000 Oh my, what are you doing?

02:11:04.000 So he's going to eat her tattoo too?

02:11:07.000 Does anyone believe that a magic guy can make a tattoo disappear?

02:11:10.000 This is like on Halloween when we were werewolves and we went, we got to stop.

02:11:14.000 No one thinks that we're werewolves.

02:11:18.000 It's so bad.

02:11:20.000 It's like Polish.

02:11:23.000 Isn't this like what you'd expect at a Kazakhstan?

02:11:27.000 So I guess they have a way to de sting them.

02:11:33.000 Wait, what was that last one?

02:11:34.000 There's no intro.

02:11:35.000 It just had a scorpion come out of her mouth?

02:11:37.000 Yeah.

02:11:38.000 Wait, I got to see that.

02:11:42.000 So we go from goldfish to.

02:11:46.000 You can have the goldfish.

02:11:47.000 Your tattoo's gone.

02:11:51.000 Oh my god, it's so badly set up and everything, too.

02:11:55.000 At least with David Blaine, when he like stitches up his mouth or pulls a frog out of his mouth, you know there's no such thing as magic.

02:12:02.000 But at least it makes you go, huh?

02:12:04.000 Maybe you stitched it up first, then you had the frog.

02:12:07.000 Not with this.

02:12:08.000 They're not in the same league.

02:12:10.000 But he's not in the same league as magicians.

02:12:13.000 Right.

02:12:13.000 He's in the same league as meth heads.

02:12:16.000 Yeah.

02:12:17.000 What a fucking loser.

02:12:18.000 He's sub-Stevo.

02:12:20.000 Sub-Stevo.

02:12:22.000 My eldest boy is so old that he's a teenager now.

02:12:27.000 And he goes, he's got a deep voice.

02:12:29.000 Which is so weird because I still remember the little four-year-old who, when his water bottle leaked in his lunchbox on his granola bar, he goes, ah, my waddy body weak to my Benoli body.

02:12:42.000 Or my crickety cricket tattoo.

02:12:44.000 Cause I go, what's Pinocchio's friend's name that's a bug?

02:12:47.000 He goes, how many times do I have to tell you this?

02:12:49.000 Quickety Quicket.

02:12:51.000 He's pissed.

02:12:52.000 Yeah.

02:12:53.000 And then he became like six or seven and he goes, Dad, I got some bad news.

02:12:58.000 You know your tattoo I got at Wong.

02:13:00.000 It's Jiminy Quicket.

02:13:03.000 I'm showy about it.

02:13:04.000 I'm so showy.

02:13:06.000 And now he's like, he sends me a Steve-O interview where he's talking about when he was a meth head, he would send emails to everyone.

02:13:12.000 And he's like, do you have any of those emails?

02:13:16.000 And I go, yeah, I got them all saved.

02:13:18.000 Nice.

02:13:20.000 Hey, Gavin, it's me, Steve-O.

02:13:22.000 I glued my balls to my balls, dude.

02:13:26.000 Wait, is it not on this computer?

02:13:28.000 Rad email.

02:13:32.000 It was called Stevo's Rad Email.

02:13:34.000 Oh, I'm looking in the mailbag.

02:13:36.000 It was called Steve-O's Rad Email List, and he wouldn't BCC anyone.

02:13:42.000 So you could see...

02:13:43.000 You could see like Mike Judge's email or PJ Clapp's email.

02:13:53.000 Uh-oh.

02:13:54.000 It's not showing up on my inbox, broad.

02:13:57.000 Maybe it's not sales for you to do that.

02:14:01.000 Shoot.

02:14:02.000 Okay, I'll look up that for next episode.

02:14:04.000 I was sure I had them saved.

02:14:05.000 Fuck.

02:14:07.000 So yeah.

02:14:09.000 Everything woke turns to shit, and it's looking like America is going woke.

02:14:15.000 That includes pre-K, and we should care because we don't want our kids brainwashed, and we certainly don't want them molested.

02:14:21.000 So get fired, get in trouble, be brave, and never stop fighting.

Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - August 23, 2021

S04E21 - EVERYTHING WOKE TURNS TO SHIT

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