Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - S04E26

00:00:04.000 College football is really back when a Jam-Pack Lane Stadium is singing along to Enter Sandman.

00:00:13.000 Live from New York, it's Get Off My Lawn with Kevin McGuinness.

00:00:40.000 Look at them getting pumped at Virginia Tech in North Carolina or something.

00:00:52.000 How badass is that?

00:00:54.000 Tens of thousands of people rocking out.

00:01:08.000 All right.

00:01:10.000 I haven't seen you guys since Thursday, so we've got a lot of catching up to do.

00:01:14.000 Oh, Friday, Friday.

00:01:16.000 And yesterday was Memorial Day weekend.

00:01:18.000 I mean, Labor Day weekend, so we gave you zoobs.

00:01:25.000 And now we're just going to have to fucking rock hard and power through this show because we got pages and pages of stuff.

00:01:31.000 Lots been going down.

00:01:32.000 And none of it can wait till tomorrow, Ryan.

00:01:34.000 Hell yeah.

00:01:36.000 So it's a rock out party show.

00:01:38.000 You know the song I was going to play?

00:01:40.000 Another fucking jam.

00:01:41.000 This made me cry, actually.

00:01:44.000 Brand new Amel and the Sniffers song.

00:01:47.000 Like from this morning.

00:01:51.000 Check it out.

00:01:52.000 It's so fucking good.

00:01:53.000 And you know what she has that's so rare?

00:01:56.000 She has rock star status.

00:01:58.000 Like her moves are like Mick Jagger.

00:02:02.000 She's got the moves like Jagger, I guess you would say.

00:02:04.000 But you see, I can't think of another person that has that.

00:02:12.000 This makes me want to buy Coke.

00:02:18.000 I wanna die, stay the country.

00:02:20.000 I want to get out of here.

00:02:23.000 I'm sick of looking at the features.

00:02:25.000 On the walls of the gray walls, the TT.

00:02:28.000 I wanna drive in the country's dark.

00:02:31.000 I want the brains in my hand.

00:02:33.000 I've been touching your legs.

00:02:36.000 I have my head in your head.

00:02:59.000 Everyone is wondering if I'm back with you.

00:03:22.000 This is my fight.

00:03:38.000 All right, you get the idea.

00:03:41.000 Australians are better than us.

00:03:43.000 Too bad they live in a prison.

00:03:46.000 I don't know, Gavin, that was several hundred years ago.

00:03:49.000 It's not a prison colony anymore.

00:03:51.000 Yeah, yeah, it is.

00:03:52.000 Tune in.

00:03:54.000 I want to go to the country.

00:03:55.000 I'm sick of this city.

00:03:56.000 I've had enough of the Bronx.

00:03:59.000 I've been spending a lot of time in the studio because my wife's away with the kids, so I've been getting a lot of work done.

00:04:04.000 And I bring the dog in and I walk him and I'm just like, you people have no fucking self-respect.

00:04:09.000 I just garbage on their lawns.

00:04:11.000 Days and days go by.

00:04:13.000 Cookouts in a parking lot.

00:04:17.000 There's backyards everywhere.

00:04:18.000 And they just don't give a fuck.

00:04:22.000 Like, and it's getting more violent too.

00:04:25.000 Shootings are very common now.

00:04:27.000 So whenever you see a fight, like there was one I just saw the other day where this guy's honking by the gas station.

00:04:33.000 And this white dude in flip-flops, who is a New Yorker, you could tell, is like, what the fuck are you honking at?

00:04:39.000 There was a woman before me.

00:04:41.000 And he's like, fuck you.

00:04:42.000 The black guy says that to the white guy.

00:04:44.000 And then he goes, fuck you, you son of a bitch.

00:04:47.000 No racial epithets.

00:04:48.000 And then the black guy's, oh, this is the wrong neighborhood to be talking like that.

00:04:52.000 And he gets out, and you're like, okay, I'm going to jump in if this gets too hairy.

00:04:57.000 I'm probably going to be on the white guy's side.

00:05:00.000 But now you have to imagine a...

00:05:03.000 That's the new thing with fights.

00:05:05.000 The shootings, because there's no ramifications.

00:05:08.000 And just the other day, north of us, in the top of the Bronx, there was an argument that breaks out.

00:05:19.000 And it's a father and son, 35, 20.

00:05:22.000 Well, here, I'll show you the story with the news.

00:05:26.000 Go to racism.

00:05:27.000 It's right after 27.

00:05:30.000 They get into an argument.

00:05:32.000 And this kid, he's probably, I don't know, 18, 19?

00:05:36.000 Just 24, sorry.

00:05:38.000 He just goes, it used to go, as Anthony Coomey said, it used to go right to punches before any kind of talking.

00:05:44.000 But that's a pipe dream now.

00:05:46.000 Now it goes right to gunses.

00:05:51.000 Police say the 24-year-old son shot an off-duty officer who then returned fire.

00:05:57.000 CBS2's Christina Fan reports.

00:06:00.000 Round after round of gunfire pierced through this Bronx neighborhood Sunday morning.

00:06:04.000 The NYPD says a man and his father were arguing with a group of people at this bodega on Valentine Avenue and East 180th Street when the son pulled out a gun, drawing police.

00:06:16.000 Two off-duty police officers who just finished their shift with the 4-6 present were leaving.

00:06:23.000 They observed the shots being fired and engaged the suspects.

00:06:26.000 Police say the 24-year-old son fired at officers.

00:06:30.000 They returned fire, killing him.

00:06:33.000 The suspect's 45-year-old father then picked up his son's gun and fired more rounds at police.

00:06:40.000 Immediately after the shooting, the suspects were fighting.

00:06:41.000 Anyway, so that's what went down.

00:06:43.000 Normal police shooting in the Bronx.

00:06:46.000 I mean, being a cop in New York today is insane.

00:06:52.000 And that area of the Bronx isn't that bad.

00:06:54.000 But this, look at the locals' reaction.

00:06:56.000 These are our neighbors.

00:06:59.000 That's in the next link.

00:07:01.000 They were not impressed.

00:07:04.000 So here's what you got to understand.

00:07:07.000 They know that it was self-defense.

00:07:09.000 They know the police didn't do anything wrong.

00:07:12.000 That's not the point.

00:07:14.000 The cops are just another gang.

00:07:16.000 They're the blue gang.

00:07:17.000 Not Crips, a different blue gang.

00:07:19.000 So someone from that group killed someone from our group, so fuck you.

00:07:25.000 So they tried to burn down the precinct.

00:07:26.000 They poured gas on police vehicles, attacked the cops.

00:07:31.000 There he is, with cops in it.

00:07:34.000 Which isn't a big deal these days.

00:07:36.000 I'm sure he'll get a $20 fine.

00:07:39.000 No bail.

00:07:40.000 Anyway, that's why I agree with Amel and the Sniffers that we gotta...

00:07:44.000 I want to get out of the city.

00:07:45.000 Speaking of the city, this is old news, but look at 1-3.

00:07:50.000 Can you imagine the worst part about this would be the sewage if you were stuck in an elevator with me, because I'd be shitting my pants.

00:08:00.000 So it would be 50% water, 50% poo.

00:08:09.000 Why is the woman handling everything and he's filming himself?

00:08:14.000 Way to save the day, dude.

00:08:16.000 I'm worried about electricity is one thing.

00:08:19.000 I see a light on there and I'm in water.

00:08:22.000 And then my first thought was, aren't there, in all the movies, there's a roof, there's a ceiling thing.

00:08:27.000 But then say you get up there and all of a sudden, it starts going up to the top floor.

00:08:33.000 Now you got to jump back in, I guess.

00:08:37.000 What would you do, Ryan?

00:08:38.000 You know nothing.

00:08:39.000 I don't know if you'd get smushed.

00:08:42.000 Why?

00:08:42.000 Because there's like the thing that has to hold itself to the thing.

00:08:48.000 It's not complete.

00:08:48.000 It doesn't just go flush with the top floor.

00:08:51.000 Like you could just lay down, I'm sure.

00:08:53.000 Yeah, that makes sense.

00:08:54.000 There's going to be some sort of pulley system.

00:08:56.000 Yeah.

00:08:57.000 But maybe there's a plate and it gets sucked through the cable goes through a hole.

00:09:03.000 Oh, I see.

00:09:04.000 Well, then I'd be smushed.

00:09:06.000 Yeah, so the question is, what would you do in that situation?

00:09:12.000 So you can get out if there's the latch.

00:09:15.000 We don't know.

00:09:17.000 If I was in that situation, I would look for the latch.

00:09:19.000 If there's no latch, I don't know if there's much you can do.

00:09:22.000 Try to pry the door open so that way some of the water goes out.

00:09:25.000 Like, guys, help me.

00:09:26.000 Do this and then maybe...

00:09:28.000 Maybe the water level's higher outside the elevator.

00:09:30.000 You just let the water in.

00:09:32.000 Well, upon getting a little pry open, you would then see.

00:09:36.000 When you could close it again?

00:09:38.000 Yeah, just let it.

00:09:39.000 Because isn't it on like a...

00:09:42.000 I can't imagine anything I'd like less than to be stuck in an elevator with you as it filled with water.

00:09:48.000 I'm a problem solver.

00:09:49.000 I would figure it out.

00:09:51.000 You can't figure anything out.

00:09:53.000 This one I would, though.

00:09:54.000 What's 11 plus 19?

00:09:58.000 That's tough.

00:09:59.000 11 plus.

00:10:00.000 So 20.

00:10:03.000 Is it 30?

00:10:05.000 Yes, it is 30.

00:10:07.000 Also in the news, my friend Joe Tonelli, who is a compulsive liar and a meathead, did I tell you this already?

00:10:17.000 I don't know yet.

00:10:18.000 So he's driving another bartender home.

00:10:21.000 He's the guy who says Arnold Schwarzenegger taught him how to became his fighting mentor.

00:10:28.000 And he disarmed two guys with shotguns at the bar and then told them they better leave as he turned the shotguns on them.

00:10:33.000 His lies are insane.

00:10:35.000 He lied and said he's going to a therapist to deal with his lies.

00:10:42.000 I mean, that's going in the National Smithsonian Museum of Lies.

00:10:46.000 That's perfect.

00:10:47.000 But anyway, he goes, I'll drive you home.

00:10:50.000 Don't worry about it.

00:10:51.000 So he starts driving home.

00:10:54.000 And of course, this is the night of the flood.

00:10:55.000 Police bears.

00:10:56.000 My car's toast.

00:10:57.000 My car's ruined.

00:10:58.000 And there's cops blocking off the areas that will ruin your car.

00:11:02.000 So he does what any smart person does.

00:11:04.000 He drives around them and into tit-level water.

00:11:11.000 This guy's great.

00:11:13.000 Now, I was just talking to Jimmy about this the other day, and I'm like, wait a minute.

00:11:18.000 If it's up to the, he said it's coming in the windows.

00:11:21.000 If it's that much, then you didn't slowly go into it.

00:11:25.000 There must have been a bang.

00:11:27.000 Right.

00:11:29.000 And I go, why'd you take your shoes off?

00:11:30.000 And he goes, I didn't.

00:11:31.000 The water took them off.

00:11:33.000 And I go, sounds like you had an impact there, buddy.

00:11:35.000 He doesn't remember he was blackout drunk.

00:11:37.000 Anyway, Joe can't find his car.

00:11:39.000 So I started a GoFundMe for him.

00:11:43.000 It's called, what's it called?

00:11:46.000 Get Joe a new car.

00:11:47.000 See, I figured out how to hijack the bar TV.

00:11:51.000 So when he's not looking, we put up unflattering pictures of him above his head.

00:11:56.000 That's one of the nicer ones.

00:11:58.000 But Go Down.

00:12:01.000 Yeah, he's a compulsive liar who drove past a police barrier during the hurricane.

00:12:06.000 He claims he rescued his pal Jimmy.

00:12:07.000 Jimmy disputes this and has told him to stop telling this story.

00:12:11.000 At any rate, they're forced to swim away from the car and walk back to safety.

00:12:14.000 Oh my, I heard another one that he goes when Jimmy gets out, he goes, speaking of Joe, there's a guy there who was present on the scene.

00:12:25.000 He's walking his dog for some reason.

00:12:27.000 And he goes, hey, buddy, I think your buddy's over there.

00:12:30.000 I think he's crying.

00:12:31.000 Joe was sitting at the edge of the road sobbing.

00:12:35.000 Oh, Joe.

00:12:37.000 Anyway, I put in five bucks, which is the minimum.

00:12:40.000 Someone else put in five, and we were up to $15.

00:12:43.000 That's only in four days.

00:12:44.000 Wow.

00:12:45.000 This thing could be topping $20 by the end of the week.

00:12:48.000 I might put like two bucks in there.

00:12:49.000 No, it's got to be five minimum.

00:12:51.000 Believe me, I tried to put in 50 cents.

00:12:52.000 Then never mind.

00:12:58.000 And now there's a new theory starting that he's lying.

00:13:06.000 Because he's lying about having a job at FedEx coming up on the 27th.

00:13:09.000 he's going to deliver packages.

00:13:11.000 So he has to come up with an excuse why he's not going.

00:13:13.000 So he's pretending his car is toast.

00:13:15.000 Interesting.

00:13:16.000 But then that means he doesn't have a car for the next month as part of a ruse.

00:13:24.000 And the car was definitely up to the point where water was going in.

00:13:28.000 So that's not a lie.

00:13:29.000 That's irreparable.

00:13:30.000 You're done.

00:13:31.000 Your car's done at that point.

00:13:33.000 Anyway, let's have a new segment here called Good News.

00:13:39.000 We get a lot of bummer shit going on seeing black gangsters try to burn cops alive.

00:13:46.000 But I'd like to lighten up the mood a bit with some fun news.

00:13:49.000 For example, Josh Denny, our own Josh Denny, got censored.tv mentioned by our own New York Post.

00:14:00.000 Food Network disowns host after abortion stance.

00:14:03.000 We regret giving him a platform.

00:14:07.000 So everyone's calling on Food Network to fire Josh Denny, who hasn't worked at Food Network for three years.

00:14:16.000 Now, he wasn't fired.

00:14:17.000 He just noticed that Ginormous Food was doing really well, so he demanded more money.

00:14:22.000 And they said no, and that was the end of that relationship.

00:14:26.000 I'm more of a, let's keep the show going and then we'll renegotiate later kind of guy, but he wanted to get paid what he was worth.

00:14:33.000 But look at this.

00:14:33.000 Ginormous Food, go by.

00:14:35.000 Ginormous Food, which showcased restaurants serving America's most gluttonous oversized portions, premiered in January 2017 and ran for 24 episodes.

00:14:42.000 He's currently the creator of Next Week Tonight, a future news program, which premiered in 2021 on the far right.

00:14:49.000 Oh, I didn't see that part.

00:14:50.000 Online outlet, censored.tv.

00:14:53.000 So are they trying to insult him by saying he's on a far right thing?

00:14:57.000 Yeah, they definitely are.

00:15:00.000 This isn't the first time it's landed.

00:15:02.000 So that went all over the place.

00:15:05.000 And he basically says things like, if you can't get, he said, abortion's not illegal.

00:15:11.000 You just can't do it after six weeks, you slut.

00:15:18.000 Wait, let's always, this is my new favorite thing.

00:15:20.000 Let's look at the journalist.

00:15:23.000 Who is that?

00:15:24.000 Oh, no.

00:15:25.000 First you click on his name and see his other pieces.

00:15:29.000 You are cut.

00:15:31.000 Yes.

00:15:33.000 Okay, so fat, gossipy stuff.

00:15:35.000 Keep going.

00:15:37.000 Ah, soap operas.

00:15:40.000 Married sex doll.

00:15:41.000 This guy's looking like a gay.

00:15:43.000 Hunks.

00:15:45.000 Leave it to Beaver Star.

00:15:47.000 Yeah, so he does TV stuff.

00:15:48.000 So he's a homosexual.

00:15:51.000 Or Dominican retard.

00:15:55.000 What's the difference?

00:15:57.000 But let's look at him.

00:16:02.000 Yep, that's him.

00:16:04.000 Is that a gay?

00:16:05.000 It's very, very neatly coiffed hair and beard.

00:16:09.000 The whole face says straight, the lips say gay.

00:16:14.000 Let's see some more pics.

00:16:15.000 I can't imagine a straight man writing about TV.

00:16:19.000 I should probably put his name in quotes for the 50 millionth time.

00:16:27.000 Let's do a whole montage of me telling Ryan that.

00:16:30.000 So there's only that one picture, huh?

00:16:34.000 I'm surprised that's not who I would have pictured.

00:16:37.000 Other great news.

00:16:38.000 A man murdered a pedophile who touched his kid and is getting zero jail time.

00:16:44.000 Of course, this is in Russia where they're more free than us.

00:16:48.000 Russian father who killed pedophile friend after finding footage of him raping his eight-year-old girl should not face murder charge.

00:16:55.000 Shouldn't friend be in quotes?

00:16:58.000 Because he's actually a pedophile, so fuck it.

00:17:01.000 Oh, wait.

00:17:01.000 It's just the local saying this.

00:17:06.000 Well, we know of a guy who killed a pedophile.

00:17:10.000 That guy.

00:17:11.000 Holy shit.

00:17:12.000 That guy with the eyes was not charged.

00:17:15.000 And we interviewed his son, who's like 50 now.

00:17:18.000 That's a very old story.

00:17:23.000 In other good news, this is our third great news thing.

00:17:26.000 Matt Goetz.

00:17:27.000 Remember Matt Goetz?

00:17:28.000 So there was a while there when it was looking like Ron DeSantis and Matt Goetz are the new guys that are going to replace Trump.

00:17:34.000 So we had to talk shit about both of them.

00:17:37.000 They said Matt Goetz fucks 16-year-olds, 17-year-olds, prostitutes, and his dad was, I forget the exact story, but his defense was this is all made up.

00:17:48.000 And the FBI threatened to blackmail my dad.

00:17:52.000 And they go, okay, Matt, nice defense.

00:17:54.000 Turns out he was right.

00:17:57.000 Prosecutors say Matt Getz's father was an extortion victim after all.

00:18:03.000 Whoopsie-doopsie.

00:18:04.000 Now, what was that story?

00:18:05.000 Was it the FBI that was trying to extort him or criminals?

00:18:08.000 No, no, no, it was criminals.

00:18:09.000 And they said, we're going to frame your son, talk about 17-year-olds and all this shit.

00:18:13.000 And he said, go fuck yourself.

00:18:15.000 And then they called the FBI, the DOJ.

00:18:20.000 And then remember, 60 Minutes went after Ron DeSantis.

00:18:24.000 Now, a lot of people think this is some like giant puppeteer.

00:18:27.000 I don't think it's that simple.

00:18:28.000 I think there is cohesion, but they're all the same Borg mind.

00:18:33.000 So they all saw, when I say they, I mean all of the media, left-wing politicians, left-wing pundits, the Borg saw that those guys were in the lead, and the Borg, like a group of ants, just went at them.

00:18:46.000 And they failed.

00:18:49.000 All right, that was too much fun.

00:18:50.000 Let's get uncomfortable now with this chick I discovered by accident.

00:18:55.000 She's a fun-loving, sexy model who is also severely handicapped.

00:19:00.000 Okay, look at this.

00:19:01.000 Look at this.

00:19:02.000 So she's doing a fun bit on how you dress slutty when you're single, right?

00:19:08.000 But look at her foot.

00:19:14.000 Look at the way she puts her foot down.

00:19:22.000 She's called wheelchair glam.

00:19:24.000 Now look at her whole page.

00:19:28.000 I'm afraid the shoe thing doesn't really apply to you.

00:19:32.000 Which we got from the very first thing because her foot didn't fit in the boot.

00:19:38.000 You know what I mean?

00:19:40.000 Yeah, how did she do the leg thing?

00:19:42.000 Somebody lifted her leg.

00:19:43.000 Someone must have plopped it down each time.

00:19:46.000 I mean, no offense, my dear, but you're not really invited to that shoe joke.

00:19:52.000 So she just looks like a passed out.

00:19:54.000 I mean, this is so mean.

00:19:55.000 I'm sorry.

00:19:59.000 I just sent this to someone I know, and they responded, mean.

00:20:04.000 I'm like, I didn't say anything.

00:20:07.000 Yeah, they're being mean.

00:20:08.000 You're just showing them.

00:20:09.000 Here, go to the top.

00:20:14.000 Go down.

00:20:15.000 Let's see that first video.

00:20:20.000 Hi, everyone.

00:20:22.000 Happy Sunday.

00:20:24.000 I wanted to address some of the questions I have been asked from my last video relationships.

00:20:35.000 Is it right to talk about your disability?

00:20:38.000 You've come across as a moment.

00:20:41.000 That's not cool, do you?

00:20:43.000 It's down to personal choice.

00:20:46.000 As long as we are being honest.

00:20:50.000 Okay.

00:20:50.000 Alright, this is Bombing.

00:20:52.000 Let's drop it.

00:20:54.000 I called her a bitch.

00:20:55.000 She's just chilling.

00:20:58.000 Nandini Jandindi, the Indian cunt who sits in her mansion in Germany where she's married to a rich hunk because in Germany they have so much white guilt that brown people are just two times hotter than they are in real life.

00:21:16.000 So she got someone out of her league.

00:21:18.000 And what does she do with her extra time?

00:21:20.000 She sabotages the American right.

00:21:23.000 Breaking Google Ads has terminated its relationship with Gateway Pundit.

00:21:26.000 Who's going to cover this story?

00:21:28.000 DM me.

00:21:29.000 This is a big, big, big story that is only being covered right now by weirdo right-wing sites, I guess like ours.

00:21:37.000 Who's going to scoop this up?

00:21:38.000 Just a year after Google's CEO was asked about censoring the site.

00:21:45.000 And there we have it.

00:21:48.000 Our goal is to enable free and open, blah, blah, blah.

00:21:50.000 I mean, when you get these, why even read them?

00:21:54.000 Incites hatred, right?

00:21:57.000 Inciting hatred.

00:21:58.000 What a fucking ridiculous concept.

00:22:03.000 All they do is incite hatred against...

00:22:08.000 Remember when Trump was in office, the vitriol that Ivanka Trump would get and all the other Trumpers?

00:22:18.000 Like, they talk about killing us today.

00:22:19.000 In fact, shit, I hope I have that in here.

00:22:26.000 Go to 2.9.

00:22:32.000 Yes, okay.

00:22:33.000 Stop, stop.

00:22:34.000 You want to talk about inciting hatred?

00:22:37.000 Let's check out your average lefty today.

00:22:39.000 These Trumpers keep cheering on the Taliban.

00:22:41.000 It's because they're terrorists.

00:22:42.000 They're all working for Putin.

00:22:44.000 So we need to turn this around.

00:22:46.000 And if you're not in California, you can do a lot to help by sharing this video, making videos of your own, letting everyone know.

00:22:55.000 You got to vote no on this recall.

00:22:57.000 We got 11 days to make this happen.

00:22:59.000 And again, talk to the trolls in the comments.

00:23:02.000 You'll determine real quick.

00:23:03.000 They're either racist Americans, you know, racist Republican Trumpers in America, or they're foreign trolls, and they're Nazis.

00:23:11.000 They're all Nazis.

00:23:13.000 We don't need to cut them any slack.

00:23:15.000 It's almost an insult to Nazis because we had 70 years to figure out why Nazis were wrong, and these people kept it alive.

00:23:22.000 So yeah, they're going to end up in camps.

00:23:24.000 We'll have water in the showers, but they'll end up in camps.

00:23:28.000 They've told me that they won't have water in the showers for the camps they want to put us in.

00:23:32.000 They're Nazis, okay?

00:23:33.000 We'll have water in the showers, but they'll end up in re-education camps for life or until they convert from Trumpism back to America.

00:23:41.000 Now, all Trumpers' American cards revoked.

00:23:44.000 Let them know.

00:23:44.000 Their American cards are revoked.

00:23:46.000 They're not American anymore.

00:23:47.000 And we might as well pursue actual conditions for that so we don't have to deal with their votes either.

00:23:52.000 They're going to try to stop us from voting.

00:23:54.000 We can stop them from voting because they actually don't deserve it because they betrayed America for Trump and Putin and the Trump virus genocide.

00:24:00.000 We got to stop them.

00:24:01.000 No.

00:24:02.000 Thanks for watching.

00:24:03.000 Thanks for sharing.

00:24:03.000 Thanks for making videos.

00:24:06.000 Thanks for making videos.

00:24:07.000 Thanks for making videos.

00:24:08.000 You made the videos.

00:24:09.000 You're thanking yourself?

00:24:11.000 What a fucking weird.

00:24:14.000 What is his utopia is a dystopia.

00:24:18.000 So in his utopia, 50% of the country is prisons.

00:24:24.000 Because 50% of the country he would define as Nazis, right?

00:24:28.000 We got to go somewhere.

00:24:29.000 There's already prisons.

00:24:30.000 They're busy.

00:24:32.000 So I guess everyone gets to work building these big re-education camps.

00:24:36.000 Who's generating the wealth?

00:24:38.000 Plus, I bet you most of the people that you round up are above middle class.

00:24:46.000 The ones you call Nazis.

00:24:47.000 So it might end up being much nicer in the education camps than it is outside.

00:24:51.000 We might end up having like, it'll be like that in Mad Max where they have that school bus that keeps everyone out.

00:24:59.000 Remember them?

00:25:00.000 They all wear white?

00:25:02.000 I think that's Road Warrior.

00:25:06.000 And then Humongus shows up.

00:25:10.000 Okay, let's dive into some feminism.

00:25:13.000 Got a lot to take on today, kitties.

00:25:18.000 Do we have a feminism bumper?

00:25:19.000 Yep.

00:25:24.000 Feminism.

00:25:26.000 Simple, clean, beautiful.

00:25:27.000 I was told to get over that font, and it's like that on purpose, and I'm stupid for objecting to it.

00:25:34.000 Okay.

00:25:36.000 My neighbor, Amy Siskind, is the gift that keeps on giving.

00:25:40.000 What did she do today, folks?

00:25:42.000 It's different every day.

00:25:45.000 Hello.

00:25:48.000 Oh, yeah, this is perfect.

00:25:49.000 This is my favorite thing about Twitter.

00:25:52.000 It's the Twitter hypocrisy mirror where you're exposed.

00:25:58.000 She's a fucking idiot And a deeply bitter, resentful person.

00:26:05.000 What did Tucker call her?

00:26:06.000 Remember if there was that Muslim mass shooter?

00:26:09.000 And she goes, yet another white man out killing people.

00:26:13.000 And so Tucker featured her on his show and said, she's a former finance ghoul who now sends rude tweets for a living.

00:26:27.000 Texas Tal, pray for Texas women.

00:26:29.000 So, to be clear, the feminist stance in this image is that if you will not allow a woman to have an abortion after six weeks, then you're as bad as a place where women are in garbage bags.

00:26:42.000 I mean, those burqas are made of polyester and it's 110 degrees.

00:26:46.000 You're in a fucking garbage bag.

00:26:48.000 Have you ever noticed that when you wear a polyester shirt, you reek because there's no ventilation?

00:26:53.000 That's just a shirt.

00:26:54.000 Imagine it covers your entire body in 110 degree heat.

00:26:58.000 Not to mention just constantly whipping and beating women for various offenses like not wanting to be in a relationship with their man or blaspheming or being judged to blaspheme or not putting out enough.

00:27:09.000 They don't have consent in these countries.

00:27:12.000 You just fuck and she better take it.

00:27:16.000 That's it.

00:27:17.000 There's no such thing as no there.

00:27:19.000 Oh, dude, speaking of, oh, and what's the other one?

00:27:22.000 The women were assaulted with rifle butts, tear gas, and metal clubs.

00:27:25.000 Taliban fighters crush a woman's protest, and she has two broken hearts.

00:27:30.000 Like these women that defend Islam would not last a millisecond over there.

00:27:38.000 I got to interrupt the show to tell you a fucking story.

00:27:40.000 No, let me show you one more and then I'll interrupt the show.

00:27:43.000 Here's another awesome Twitter hypocrisy mirror.

00:27:46.000 2-3.

00:27:46.000 Our favorite Hassan Piker.

00:27:48.000 What's his name?

00:27:52.000 Hassan...

00:27:53.000 What's his name again?

00:27:55.000 Is it...

00:27:56.000 I don't know.

00:27:58.000 Hassan Minaj?

00:27:59.000 But that doesn't look like him, right?

00:28:01.000 No, you fucking retard.

00:28:02.000 You don't know who this is?

00:28:04.000 Hassan Piker sounds familiar.

00:28:05.000 Yeah, he's the guy that was on The Young Turks, and he's a really successful TikToker now, who's also a communist who hates the rich, who just bought a $3 million home that we featured on the show.

00:28:15.000 Is Drake's whole brand being corny as fuck now, or what?

00:28:18.000 That's his question.

00:28:20.000 And that's his look.

00:28:23.000 Even the bangs hanging out of the hat.

00:28:27.000 Eh.

00:28:28.000 Corny beats whatever this is.

00:28:31.000 I don't know what the fuck this is.

00:28:33.000 He's got a decapitated rich man on his shirt.

00:28:36.000 Game over, rich people.

00:28:40.000 The new thing with him and his followers is rich means billionaires, not millionaires.

00:28:45.000 Millionaires are just normal.

00:28:48.000 Okay, stop the show.

00:28:49.000 Here's my story.

00:28:51.000 My buddy's Spanish, and he's at this bar, and there's these illegal aliens there.

00:28:57.000 Now, this popped into my head because we're talking about consent, and I said there's no consent there.

00:29:00.000 I don't think there's consent in Mexico.

00:29:03.000 I mean, the age of consent there is 12, and the women who are crossing the border, it's just a given that they're going to get raped.

00:29:08.000 So they take birth control as like days before they cross because raping is like part of it.

00:29:14.000 And that was kind of the culture to a degree when I was young.

00:29:21.000 Like Bonnie McFarlane in her book, You're Better Than Me, she talks about how she was old, like 18, and still hadn't been laid.

00:29:32.000 I went through a similar thing at 17.

00:29:34.000 And her friends are like, you better get laid.

00:29:36.000 It's taking way too long.

00:29:37.000 So some guy's downstairs, and she's like, no, no, I don't want to.

00:29:40.000 And then she's like, get off of me, get off of me.

00:29:42.000 Her friends upstairs, her female friends could hear her.

00:29:45.000 And they went, relax.

00:29:48.000 She's got a pop her cherry at some point.

00:29:50.000 This is getting ridiculous.

00:29:51.000 Just let her.

00:29:52.000 So they allowed for the rape.

00:29:54.000 And that was considered, that wasn't considered bad back then.

00:29:57.000 That was considered poor sportsmanship.

00:30:00.000 Now we're talking, what, like, probably 1990?

00:30:04.000 Anyway, so he's at this bar, and there's these illegal aliens at the bar, and they're crying, and they're talking, and he understands Spanish, obviously.

00:30:14.000 He's from Spain.

00:30:15.000 So he hears them talking about how much they miss their families and their country, and they hate it here, and I haven't seen my wife and kids in two years.

00:30:23.000 And the guys want to cheer him up.

00:30:27.000 And guess what they come up with?

00:30:29.000 Let's rape the barmaid.

00:30:32.000 We'll stay here till everyone's gone.

00:30:34.000 Then when she's cleaning up, we'll take her in the back room and rape her.

00:30:36.000 There you go, buddy.

00:30:37.000 Cheer up.

00:30:40.000 Now, that says a lot.

00:30:42.000 It says that rape is part of their culture.

00:30:44.000 It says that they're not sending their best.

00:30:46.000 And that's what Trump always said about who gets sent over the border.

00:30:49.000 It also says, like, let's go, you know, smash a window.

00:30:56.000 It's like a rude thing that's not the end of the world.

00:30:59.000 And I remember this, George Lopez said, you know, in gringos, you know, the wife, she says, I have a headache, you know, for Chicanos.

00:31:08.000 We hear that and we just roll over and go, oh man, that sucks to be you.

00:31:12.000 So he was joking about how rape is a normal part of their culture.

00:31:16.000 So anyway, my buddy, he goes, all right, guys, let's wrap it up here.

00:31:21.000 He buys them a shot each.

00:31:23.000 This is a strange way to handle the situation, but it worked.

00:31:25.000 And then he funnels them into a cab and makes sure they all go home.

00:31:29.000 And then he stays to make sure that she locks up and she's safe.

00:31:33.000 So he saved her from being raped.

00:31:35.000 Oh, and one other thing.

00:31:38.000 It sucks to immigrate.

00:31:39.000 It's a lot to handle.

00:31:40.000 And they're not happy about it.

00:31:42.000 So it might be, one thing might be their rape stats are so high, not just because they're rapists, but because they're in this shitty situation and it's stressing them out.

00:31:51.000 It's not natural to be ripped out of one culture and thrown into another where you don't know anyone.

00:31:56.000 You can't see your wife and kids.

00:31:59.000 I'm not justifying their rapiness.

00:32:02.000 I'm just saying there's a lot of factors in that story and they're all bad.

00:32:07.000 Oh, we're still in feminism, though.

00:32:09.000 That works.

00:32:11.000 I was talking about this with Zubi yesterday, but I want to pull up the picture just so we have it.

00:32:16.000 Michelle Wolf got abortion banned.

00:32:19.000 You see, when normal people hear abortion, even pro-choice people, if they're moderates and they're sane, they go, oh, I don't want some 14, 15-year-old girl having some kid.

00:32:34.000 It's her drug dealer's baby, and he's not going to be around.

00:32:38.000 And she has a bright future.

00:32:40.000 It's pretty new.

00:32:42.000 She just missed one period, I guess.

00:32:45.000 That's a lot of pro-choicers.

00:32:47.000 Then the feminists got so arrogant, they started wearing shirts to say things like, I've had 24 abortions and bragging about it.

00:32:54.000 I loved my abortions.

00:32:55.000 And then Michelle Wolf did this whole thing.

00:33:01.000 What is that word?

00:33:02.000 The something's 10th annual salute to abortion.

00:33:05.000 The what?

00:33:06.000 The breaks.

00:33:07.000 Oh, that's her show, The Breaks.

00:33:08.000 So she did a big parade.

00:33:12.000 Show up and have fun.

00:33:16.000 By the way, that song I was about to sing was the KKK anthem.

00:33:20.000 Really?

00:33:20.000 Yeah.

00:33:21.000 Show up and be counted.

00:33:22.000 Show the world that you're a man.

00:33:24.000 Show up and be counted.

00:33:25.000 Go with the Ku Klux Klan.

00:33:27.000 We are a sacred brotherhood.

00:33:28.000 We love our country too.

00:33:30.000 We always can be counted on when there's a job to do.

00:33:33.000 Knowing that full thing does not load...

00:33:36.000 Well, it's ironic because I know it from my anarcho-punk days because there was a band called Consolidated.

00:33:43.000 And they were PC before anyone.

00:33:46.000 They were the first.

00:33:47.000 And I'd listen to them all the time.

00:33:49.000 I'd go to their shows.

00:33:50.000 I was a big fan.

00:33:51.000 And one of their songs starts out with that.

00:33:53.000 So I've inadvertently heard it in anti-anti-KKK song.

00:33:59.000 But anyway, yeah.

00:34:00.000 Do do do.

00:34:02.000 This got abortion banned.

00:34:09.000 Pretty good body.

00:34:15.000 Maybe the smell of Satanism.

00:34:38.000 If you're pregnant and you want to be pregnant, don't get one.

00:34:43.000 It's up to you and it doesn't have to be a big deal.

00:34:45.000 Ugh.

00:34:46.000 So the moderates I was just talking about who go, I don't want it to ruin her life, they see that and they go, oh, okay, fuck you.

00:34:52.000 Yeah, it's not birth control.

00:34:54.000 Fuck you.

00:34:56.000 It is birth control in Russia, by the way.

00:34:57.000 They treat it like it ain't no thing because they have no souls over there.

00:35:01.000 But that's what we have here.

00:35:04.000 We have women totally abusing it, treating it like nothing.

00:35:08.000 And every time I talk to pro-chorters, they're like, but what if she got knocked up and she has a choice and blah, blah, blah.

00:35:16.000 But what they're doing is they're taking their world that they grew up in that had abortion and has abortion.

00:35:22.000 And they're saying, what if you couldn't do that?

00:35:24.000 If you were already in a place where abortions weren't done, then you wouldn't be throwing the pussy around the way you do.

00:35:34.000 Because you'd know your cousin Cheryl, who got pregnant by that guy, Mark, and Mark's been playing child support since he was 17, and he doesn't even see the baby that much, and it's a horrible mess.

00:35:46.000 And they tried to reconcile, but they don't.

00:35:49.000 And you'd see her go away for a year while she does the pregnancy and all that.

00:35:54.000 So all of a sudden, fucking is a huge deal.

00:35:59.000 And the funny thing about it is that's what these liberals are now threatening.

00:36:02.000 They're like, we're going on a sex strike.

00:36:04.000 No more slutting around.

00:36:06.000 And the Christians are like, oh no.

00:36:10.000 You're not going to be a whore anymore because we banned abortion.

00:36:14.000 That's what we were going for.

00:36:19.000 What was that?

00:36:22.000 Next link.

00:36:23.000 A little bit of it, please.

00:36:25.000 Here's something I want to say that's very important.

00:36:26.000 And in clown world, you often catch yourself saying, I can't tell if this is a joke or not.

00:36:32.000 Stop saying that.

00:36:34.000 Just enjoy it.

00:36:35.000 It doesn't matter if they're kidding or not.

00:36:37.000 You laugh.

00:36:38.000 I watched Fast and Furious Nine.

00:36:41.000 They weren't trying to make me laugh.

00:36:42.000 I was laughing my ass off the whole movie.

00:36:46.000 Once you forget about intent, you can just enjoy everything.

00:36:52.000 Terrible commercials where the white guy's a dunce and the black female scientist is solving all the problems.

00:36:58.000 Enjoy that.

00:36:59.000 Have a laugh.

00:37:00.000 It's all parody.

00:37:03.000 This is funny.

00:37:04.000 Doesn't matter what they were going for.

00:37:06.000 This is funny.

00:37:08.000 Period poverty doesn't just affect women.

00:37:10.000 Two-spirits, trans men, non-binary people, and genderqueer people can all have periods.

00:37:14.000 And arguably, period poverty may be higher in these populations.

00:37:18.000 Here's why.

00:37:19.000 You ever seen a tampon dispenser or a box of free tampons in a men's bathroom?

00:37:22.000 What about a period aisle not labeled feminine hygiene or pink boxes all around it?

00:37:27.000 Periods can be a really tough and dangerous time for people that aren't cisgender women.

00:37:32.000 So if you're donating period products or putting them out in your workplace or school, make sure they're in all bathrooms.

00:37:37.000 Or at least that all people have access to these products.

00:37:39.000 Because blood has no gender, baby.

00:37:41.000 Period poverty doesn't just affect women.

00:37:45.000 I get a British Columbia vibe from this woman.

00:37:49.000 See, like, that's a great character.

00:37:52.000 I don't care if it's Dana Carvey doing it or not.

00:37:55.000 This seems like anti-Lotus.

00:37:58.000 Like, I'm getting a Lotus, but, like, bizarro Lotus vibes.

00:38:02.000 Dude, I just had an idea.

00:38:04.000 Let's give her a show.

00:38:06.000 This chick.

00:38:07.000 Yeah.

00:38:08.000 Say all your crazy shit.

00:38:10.000 Right.

00:38:11.000 No holds barred.

00:38:13.000 They'll call it like the angry liberal or something.

00:38:15.000 That'd be fucking awesome.

00:38:17.000 Yeah.

00:38:17.000 Die cis scum.

00:38:19.000 Let's, let's, yeah.

00:38:20.000 Oh, my God.

00:38:21.000 That's such a great idea.

00:38:22.000 Folks at home.

00:38:22.000 Because then they'll take the deal.

00:38:23.000 It'll be a good deal.

00:38:25.000 I'll offer like good money.

00:38:26.000 And then she'll get rejected from her community, and then she'll actually become rather based.

00:38:32.000 She'll be like, they all cannibalize me.

00:38:34.000 Oh, mate.

00:38:35.000 If you go to censored.tv right now, you see black people.

00:38:39.000 Oh, that's true.

00:38:39.000 So I could say, like, we're a free speech network that really enjoys your content, and we'd love to have you on.

00:38:46.000 Folks at home, can you help me track her down?

00:38:48.000 I'm going to try.

00:38:51.000 Yeah, there's a lot of black people.

00:38:52.000 I couldn't get Dariel Scarcella.

00:38:54.000 Wouldn't it be funny to do a poster, an ad for Censored?

00:38:59.000 And we have Candace, Cornell West, Zuby, Wayne Dupree, Larry Barnes, all that.

00:39:06.000 And it says, it has all of them together, no white people at all.

00:39:09.000 And it says, Wakanda is alive at censored.tv.

00:39:13.000 That's amazing.

00:39:14.000 Dude, look at the front page.

00:39:16.000 It's Wayne, Candace, Cornell, meanwhile in Africa with African people, and then Zuby.

00:39:22.000 Yeah.

00:39:22.000 Literally everybody in here is black.

00:39:24.000 Now is the right time to strike.

00:39:28.000 Did you understand what she was saying about period poverty?

00:39:31.000 No.

00:39:32.000 Okay, I'll explain it to you just for fun.

00:39:36.000 If you're a man who has female genitalia, which I guess is her, you can't get, it's often hard to find places to put your used tampon because you're in a men's bathroom.

00:39:49.000 There's no dispensary.

00:39:50.000 There's a garbage.

00:39:51.000 Can't you wrap it up in toilet paper and throw in the garbage?

00:39:54.000 And there's not like tampon doohickeys.

00:39:57.000 You can still go to CVS as a man, but it's just not easy, okay?

00:40:03.000 It's poverty.

00:40:06.000 Which brings us to another LGBT thing, 2-7.

00:40:13.000 Britain is a fucking...

00:40:14.000 Every time I think we couldn't be worse here with freedom, I check in on Britain and go, what the fuck?

00:40:20.000 So Middlesbrough defender Mark Bola charged with aggravated misconduct by the Football Association for a tweet he wrote at the age of 14, which I believe is eight years ago at this point.

00:40:34.000 And I had to parse through this to try to find out his sin because it's so horrific they can't even type it.

00:40:40.000 But I think he just called someone or something gay.

00:40:43.000 Or this guy's acting like a faggot.

00:40:46.000 When you're 14, I don't think there's any other word in the English language when you're 14.

00:40:52.000 You say, hey, faggot, could I faggot a faggot?

00:40:56.000 It's every verb and every noun.

00:41:01.000 Even like, you would walk into your baseball dugout and you'd be like, what's up, fags?

00:41:07.000 It's almost not negative.

00:41:11.000 Or like, should we make two trips with the groceries?

00:41:14.000 Don't be a faggot.

00:41:15.000 Just give me the milk if you think that's too heavy.

00:41:21.000 I don't think there's a 14-year-old in the Western world who hasn't said faggot, including faggots.

00:41:29.000 So do they show his thing?

00:41:31.000 Look, it's like they're talking about that thing in Raiders of the Lost Dark where if you look at it, your face melts.

00:41:37.000 Reference to a sexual orientation.

00:41:41.000 This sounds like religion.

00:41:42.000 This is what we're living in.

00:41:43.000 They got rid of Christianity and we have a new religion.

00:41:46.000 This guy blasphemed the race god, so he must be charged.

00:41:49.000 I suggest a whipping, maybe.

00:41:52.000 50 lashes.

00:41:55.000 And when they talk about the blasphemy, they can't say it.

00:41:57.000 Like in our most Puritan times, if someone said God's a nigger, they wouldn't say, this guy's in trouble for saying God's a nigger.

00:42:05.000 They would go, this guy's in trouble for unspeakable things involving racial epithets and our the great one, our Lord.

00:42:17.000 That's what we're, we're in there.

00:42:18.000 They are the new Puritans.

00:42:19.000 I've been screaming this for years.

00:42:22.000 All right, let's jump into racism.

00:42:24.000 Oh, wait, it's right here.

00:42:25.000 What's?

00:42:26.000 You found it?

00:42:27.000 Oh, Google Image is sometimes a good place to find it.

00:42:30.000 Well, it's been until September, Regulatory Commission.

00:42:33.000 He called someone a fag.

00:42:34.000 Yeah, after apologies for the tweet.

00:42:38.000 Wait, did you just put yes?

00:42:43.000 See, that's why this network is so great because that is the way we talk.

00:42:48.000 And it's like, that's the truth.

00:42:50.000 So when you hear the news, you're just like, yeah, what did he say?

00:42:53.000 What did he say?

00:42:53.000 And you tune in here and we go, he called someone a fag.

00:42:56.000 Actually, now we have to see what it was.

00:42:58.000 Put his name in quotes.

00:43:00.000 Right, right.

00:43:01.000 A tweet.

00:43:03.000 And it might come up on some like faraway Reddit thing.

00:43:09.000 While you're doing that, we're going to get into racism soon.

00:43:13.000 Is there any other bumper besides that let's talk about racism?

00:43:16.000 I can't look at that again.

00:43:18.000 I don't think there is.

00:43:19.000 Somebody else, make one, please.

00:43:23.000 I hate it.

00:43:27.000 How are we doing here?

00:43:27.000 Show us your work.

00:43:28.000 Show your work.

00:43:31.000 I think Reddit might be the.

00:43:33.000 I told you Google Image, Ryan.

00:43:35.000 I went to Google Image, saw nothing.

00:43:37.000 Nothing, eh?

00:43:38.000 Um, let's see.

00:43:39.000 Well, it's probably...

00:43:39.000 Like, how do you find it?

00:43:41.000 I guess you can find eight-year-old tweets.

00:43:46.000 Homophobic.

00:43:47.000 I saw something that said homophobic just before.

00:43:50.000 Okay.

00:43:53.000 Yeah, I give up.

00:44:00.000 All right, let's just switch to the racism background then.

00:44:04.000 There was this dictum put out by a British hospital, and it went viral.

00:44:09.000 And it is the most half-assed, I hate white people thing I've ever seen.

00:44:15.000 Like, you can tell this woman doesn't even believe this shit and is dialing it in.

00:44:19.000 It's probably Friday at 3 o'clock.

00:44:21.000 She wants to go home.

00:44:22.000 She wants to go back to her flat.

00:44:24.000 So she just sort of hammers out this.

00:44:27.000 I'll go to a blog post and then I can come with you.

00:44:29.000 We're having more garitas.

00:44:30.000 Yeah.

00:44:32.000 But Asinine, that's her name.

00:44:37.000 Aishne?

00:44:38.000 Aishne.

00:44:40.000 But Aishne, we got to go.

00:44:42.000 I'm sorry.

00:44:42.000 I absolutely must do this.

00:44:44.000 Give me like 20 minutes.

00:44:47.000 Okay.

00:44:48.000 All right.

00:44:49.000 So, dear white people in the UK, first step, read a short essay, White Privilege Unpacking the Invisible.

00:44:53.000 This is a big fat black woman, by the way.

00:44:56.000 That visualizes the physical representation of privilege.

00:44:59.000 And then read Robin D'Angelo's White Fragility, Why It's So Hard for White People to talk about racism.

00:45:04.000 It's written by a white woman in the USA, and it captures the discussion.

00:45:07.000 Like, are you seeing this fluff that she...

00:45:10.000 She takes the two most popular white people suck essays and books and throws that at the top.

00:45:16.000 And then she just pounds these out.

00:45:19.000 And they're all the same talking points that are from the Knapsack thing.

00:45:21.000 Don't be defensive.

00:45:22.000 This isn't personal.

00:45:23.000 It's not really about you.

00:45:24.000 Everybody's at a disadvantage.

00:45:25.000 Don't say, I'm not political, to excuse yourself from this conversation.

00:45:28.000 No one says that.

00:45:30.000 No one says, I don't want to talk about race.

00:45:32.000 I'm not political.

00:45:33.000 They say either I am happy to talk about race.

00:45:37.000 White people are bad and we've done horrible sins, or I'm happy to talk about race, white people aren't bad.

00:45:42.000 Those are really the two.

00:45:44.000 You don't have to be vocal, but do listen.

00:45:46.000 Listening means being open to hearing what black and minority ethnic people are saying.

00:45:50.000 Be open to their lived experiences.

00:45:52.000 What are black people in Britain talking about?

00:45:54.000 They're brand new.

00:45:56.000 When did they come over?

00:45:57.000 Mostly, the big rush with blacks in England was the Jamaican diaspora after they declared independence in 69.

00:46:06.000 Then that's when you got your big influx.

00:46:08.000 And yeah, there was a bit of racial tension there, just like there would have been tension if 100,000 Amish came over, 100,000 Hasidic Jews.

00:46:18.000 But it died down really fast because Jamaicans are British.

00:46:21.000 They love football and they drink Guinness.

00:46:24.000 And then they brought reggae along and everyone thought that was cool.

00:46:27.000 Then we had Scott.

00:46:29.000 The logo was literally black and white checkers altogether.

00:46:34.000 So what are you talking about?

00:46:36.000 You didn't have slavery.

00:46:37.000 At least American blacks have a point.

00:46:40.000 They've got something to look back on.

00:46:42.000 But this goes back to what I was saying about like Hispanics in America.

00:46:45.000 It's been so hard for us.

00:46:47.000 You know, when I first read this, by the way, I knew the writer was fat.

00:46:51.000 Now, I've looked up this asinine Benjamin, and I can't see her below her tits.

00:46:57.000 But it's written like someone with a gigantic ass who does not do any exercise at all.

00:47:04.000 I bet she's fat as shit.

00:47:07.000 Those are scary eyes, dude.

00:47:10.000 Those are lazy eyes.

00:47:12.000 She's got bad lazy eyes.

00:47:15.000 Okay, go back to this piece of shit she farted out.

00:47:19.000 Work on your empathy, visualize yourself, and then number five, be uncomfortable.

00:47:24.000 Well, we were uncomfortable looking at that crippled, glamorous model.

00:47:28.000 Very true.

00:47:29.000 Are we doing our jobs yet?

00:47:33.000 So that went viral.

00:47:36.000 And it was part of a weekend of this trying to resuscitate racism and bring it back.

00:47:42.000 And there's problems with that.

00:47:44.000 One is it's not around.

00:47:47.000 And two is the definition is being spread out so, the net is being cast so wide, it's catching jokes and blacks.

00:47:56.000 So now they have to go back to the drawing board and come up with a new theory, which is what they're doing.

00:48:03.000 Like, well, there's 3-0, right?

00:48:07.000 We know that Carpe donctum has finally been cleared of charges where they're trying to sue him.

00:48:12.000 But look, this woman's talking about a funny joke that Carpe did, and look at how serious she is, pretending a joke was going to kill us all.

00:48:20.000 How low can you go?

00:48:21.000 That's the question some are asking after somebody doctored that touching video of two little boys hugging and posted it with the offensive caption, terrified toddler runs from racist baby.

00:48:34.000 And to make matters worse, President Trump retweeted it to his 82 million followers.

00:48:41.000 Here's the latest on the audience.

00:48:42.000 Donald Trump even liked the joke?

00:48:44.000 And suppose racist baby.

00:48:47.000 President Trump is under fire.

00:48:48.000 Just to be clear here, they are being super serious and pretending the apocalypse is happening because of a racist baby.

00:48:59.000 Which, by the way, is so absurd.

00:49:01.000 They've come across this before.

00:49:02.000 I remember Time magazine, way back in like 08, had a front page.

00:49:07.000 It was, is your baby racist?

00:49:10.000 So in their humorless world, this actually does come up.

00:49:14.000 In our world, it's not a thing.

00:49:39.000 Headline tweeting, terrified toddler runs from racist baby.

00:49:44.000 The point of the video was to make a satirical political statement about fake news, which is one of Trump's major talking points, particularly when attacking CNN.

00:49:53.000 He was making a point about this.

00:49:58.000 Doctored video.

00:50:00.000 I mean, the thing I hate about this war on art, too, is Carpe's incentive there, his intent, is elusive.

00:50:12.000 It's slampooning racism in general, America's obsession with racism.

00:50:16.000 So in that sense, it's anti-racist.

00:50:19.000 It's egalitarian.

00:50:21.000 It's saying these people are silly and this is not a thing.

00:50:25.000 And he did that by exaggerating our view of racism and saying, oh no, babies are attacking babies.

00:50:31.000 That's funny and that's good satire.

00:50:33.000 It was very effective, which is why Trump retweeted.

00:50:36.000 So these people, in their desperate hunt for bona fide racism, are extinguishing good art.

00:50:44.000 And that makes our world more gray.

00:50:46.000 They're discoloring our world.

00:50:49.000 They're shitting on it with their gray ass paste.

00:50:54.000 So as I said, the net is catching a lot of jokes.

00:50:56.000 It's also catching a lot of non-whites.

00:50:58.000 What do you do about that?

00:50:59.000 You go off into the corner, you scratch your beard, and you mumble to one another, and then you come back with this.

00:51:07.000 White supremacy with a tan.

00:51:10.000 Yeah, that's what's going on.

00:51:12.000 You see, and this, I had to read this entire piece of shit to try to find out what he's saying, but through a historical lens, being white in America today is like belonging to a once-exclusive social club that had to loosen its membership criteria to stay afloat.

00:51:30.000 Why do so many racial groups gravitate towards whiteness?

00:51:33.000 The answer is both pragmatic and psychological.

00:51:36.000 It's due to a racial hierarchy that places whiter-looking people at the top and darker-skinned people at the beginning of the social.

00:51:42.000 In other words, racism is over.

00:51:47.000 Whites, the definition of white, has had to expand to include blacks.

00:51:50.000 In other words, white doesn't exist anymore.

00:51:52.000 In other words, we don't live in a racist country, you fucking lunatic.

00:51:59.000 With the most Unfortunate marbling of the hair I've ever seen.

00:52:06.000 I mean, every man wants a white streak that goes like with your hairline.

00:52:11.000 Zoop.

00:52:11.000 That's your ideal.

00:52:13.000 This is terrible.

00:52:16.000 You look like an expensive kitchen counter.

00:52:19.000 That's not good.

00:52:21.000 You look like a very exotic ice cream.

00:52:27.000 Like black pepper chocolate, it's called.

00:52:31.000 Yeah, this imbecile has decided that white supremacy has a tan.

00:52:35.000 And this is not a new concept, of course.

00:52:37.000 Breitbart was making fun of this fucking marble-headed loser.

00:52:42.000 Black Americans will help white supremacy adapt.

00:52:46.000 Like, if white supremacy includes blacks and they're part of it, then it's human supremacy, is it not?

00:52:53.000 You fucking losers.

00:52:56.000 That's what these people are.

00:52:57.000 Losers.

00:52:58.000 Go down?

00:52:59.000 And then they talk about the Larry Elder thing, which he was the black face, black face of white supremacy.

00:53:05.000 Remember that one?

00:53:07.000 He's the black face.

00:53:08.000 So if you're Republican, because part of their rationale, by the way, and it's sort of like learning Klingon, part of their rationale is that if you're against welfare and all this stuff, then you hate blacks and want them to die.

00:53:19.000 So Larry Elder is against welfare, so he hates blacks and wants them to die.

00:53:22.000 So he's joining the Ku Klux Klan.

00:53:25.000 But no, no, Republicans think blacks would be better off without welfare.

00:53:30.000 It's counterintuitive thinking.

00:53:32.000 I know it's complicated, but they think everyone would be better off without handouts.

00:53:36.000 But they're hungry.

00:53:37.000 It's an emergency.

00:53:38.000 Yeah, we're saying it's getting abused.

00:53:41.000 And we should try to get it back to emergencies.

00:53:44.000 Like when it was flour and cheese and milk and not, and you couldn't use your EBD card at the strip club.

00:53:54.000 Did they try saying like white people can't do anything without the help of black people like slavery?

00:54:00.000 So they even need the people of color to help them with white supremacy.

00:54:03.000 No, Detective Shitty, that's not come up at all.

00:54:06.000 That will come up.

00:54:07.000 They'd be like, they even need black people for white supremacy.

00:54:10.000 Look at this.

00:54:10.000 The future of whiteness could rest with Latinos.

00:54:12.000 And then they have this guy over here like, oh, I don't know.

00:54:14.000 I'm not playing that.

00:54:15.000 I'm going to go rape my wife.

00:54:18.000 Go to 2-0, though.

00:54:19.000 Speaking of EBD cards, I think we may be getting the poor back to work.

00:54:24.000 We have footage of it.

00:54:25.000 2-0.

00:54:26.000 Oh, it's called 2-0.

00:54:27.000 It's the second last video in final videos.

00:54:35.000 Come on, Papi.

00:54:39.000 Do I have the acronym right?

00:54:40.000 EBD.

00:54:41.000 EBT.

00:54:42.000 EBT.

00:54:44.000 Man, y'all ain't going to believe who I seen at Kim's, man.

00:54:47.000 This fool saying he bustling, man.

00:54:48.000 He got a straight 9 to 5.

00:54:50.000 Kim Menswear is a terrible name.

00:54:52.000 Check this fool out, man.

00:54:53.000 Look at him, man.

00:54:55.000 Hello?

00:54:55.000 Can I help you?

00:54:56.000 I'm just looking, man.

00:54:57.000 I'm just looking at it.

00:55:00.000 I got you at work.

00:55:01.000 This is your job.

00:55:02.000 This is your job, man.

00:55:03.000 What are you doing, man?

00:55:04.000 I'm working.

00:55:05.000 Brother EDD is cut off this month.

00:55:08.000 Oh, man.

00:55:08.000 EDD.

00:55:10.000 Look, I need three triple X's.

00:55:14.000 An extra large.

00:55:16.000 Red, white, blue.

00:55:17.000 You want V-neck?

00:55:18.000 No, I want a turtleneck.

00:55:19.000 Well, how you going to get your head in there?

00:55:22.000 I want to get you fired, man.

00:55:23.000 I want to be watching, man.

00:55:25.000 Come on, come on.

00:55:28.000 Yeah, something free just ended for these people called EDD.

00:55:32.000 Unemployment.

00:55:33.000 I thought this was a good take on all this racism from a chink, 3-3.

00:55:41.000 Melissa Chen.

00:55:44.000 I hate that we sexualize Asian women just because they're beautiful and have soft skin and do their hair nice and make you think sexual thoughts because you think sexual thoughts when you see any attractive women.

00:55:57.000 They just tend to try more.

00:55:59.000 Surely you see what's happening here.

00:56:01.000 The successor ideology, capital letters, is the one adapting.

00:56:07.000 Oh, sorry.

00:56:08.000 The successor ideology is the one adapting and shielding itself from reality and hence revision or its own destruction.

00:56:14.000 So even if you achieve racial diversity, it's no longer considered racial progress.

00:56:18.000 The ideology must live on.

00:56:19.000 Yeah, that's a great point, Melissa.

00:56:21.000 The parasite is adapting to further punish the host because the host is taking medication.

00:56:30.000 And this parasite has to survive.

00:56:32.000 So they're sitting there.

00:56:33.000 And how many times have we gone through this where it's projection?

00:56:36.000 They call us violent and riotous as they violently riot across the whole country.

00:56:42.000 They call us dangerous as they shoot people like tiny toes.

00:56:46.000 Towetse.

00:56:47.000 We'll get to that in a second.

00:56:49.000 So they sit here and they say, oh, what's happening is white supremacy is changing and it's adapting so it can keep going.

00:56:56.000 No, your bullshit myth about racism is adapting and changing so you can keep going, you fucking liar.

00:57:06.000 You're coming in my pussy, you fucking guesshole.

00:57:13.000 This reminds me, of course, we did the Larry Elder one.

00:57:16.000 Remember this years ago, 3-5, some Indian kid wrote about the Proud Boys, and he was very discouraged to discover that there was lots of Indians in the group.

00:57:26.000 So they changed it.

00:57:29.000 They've changed this header.

00:57:30.000 It used to be multiracial white supremacy.

00:57:32.000 Now it's why young men of color are joining white supremacist groups.

00:57:35.000 Like, dude, Arnu Gupta, read your own headline and think maybe I'm wrong.

00:57:43.000 Like, why gay men are eating tons of pussy?

00:57:47.000 Maybe you're wrong about them being gay.

00:57:49.000 Have you considered that?

00:57:51.000 Why vegans love steak?

00:57:54.000 They're not vegan.

00:57:56.000 You fucking idiots.

00:58:02.000 But go back to that one, that old one, because it's the same shit.

00:58:05.000 He was actually pretty early on in this.

00:58:08.000 When was that article put up?

00:58:11.000 2010?

00:58:12.000 2018, it said.

00:58:13.000 2018, okay.

00:58:14.000 Published then.

00:58:15.000 Updated September of this.

00:58:18.000 They are among nearly a dozen black, Latino, and Asian participants of far-right rallies on the West Coast, interviewed by the Daily Beast recently.

00:58:26.000 They represent the new face of the far-right that some scholars term, I love it, some scholars.

00:58:32.000 Multiracial white supremacy.

00:58:34.000 The Proud Boys and Patriot Prayer, which overlap, embrace an America-first nationalism that is less pro-white than it is anti-Muslim, anti-illegal immigrant, and anti-Black Lives Matter.

00:58:45.000 Yeah.

00:58:47.000 Problem?

00:58:49.000 Proud Boys is a multiracial fraternity with thousands of members worldwide.

00:58:52.000 A lawyer for the group's leader, Gavin McInnis, spelled wrong.

00:58:55.000 That's usually a good indication that the journalist is a hack.

00:58:59.000 Said in a statement, the only requirements for membership are that a person must be biologically male and believe that the West is the best.

00:59:06.000 Which brings us to Proud Boys.

00:59:11.000 Proud Boys don't start fights.

00:59:12.000 They finish them.

00:59:13.000 Proud of your boy.

00:59:16.000 I'll make you proud of your boys.

00:59:21.000 Proud boys, stand back and stand by.

00:59:27.000 So Gavin Wax is not a proud boy.

00:59:31.000 He's never been to a meetup.

00:59:33.000 He's never been initiated.

00:59:35.000 But he went to one of my talks and he caught Antifa beating up someone.

00:59:39.000 I was talking to him today.

00:59:40.000 He can't come on the show and discuss this because he still has to get paid by Curtis Silwa's people.

00:59:45.000 But he goes, I go, remember you stopped those Antifa from beating the shit out of that journalist?

00:59:50.000 He goes, yeah, those fuckers with pirate names that were coming out of nowhere.

00:59:55.000 And I laugh my head off because that's exactly Finbar Sloanim, Caleb Perkins, and Kai Russo.

01:00:03.000 Those are pirate names.

01:00:06.000 Anyway, so because he stopped Antifa from bludgeoning a journalist to death, and he wrote an article called We're All Proud Boys Now that defended the Proud Boys, he is de facto a proud boy in the left's eye.

01:00:18.000 Well, not the left, in our enemy's eyes.

01:00:21.000 And so Silva paid 11K for Proud Boys backing, political consultant.

01:00:26.000 Proud Boy's backing.

01:00:29.000 What a shitty.

01:00:30.000 This guy has like a few hundred followers on Twitter.

01:00:33.000 He's been doing journalism for 20 years.

01:00:35.000 He still does like local municipal politics, just pathetic human being.

01:00:39.000 And because I think it was these rhinos, Republicans and names only, who are backing different candidates, they want to sabotage Curtis Liwa.

01:00:50.000 So this is one of our own.

01:00:52.000 This is a civil war.

01:00:53.000 These are these pussy neocons who try to sabotage real conservatives because they don't like them, because they're too real, because they're, I don't know, they're the future of the party.

01:01:04.000 I mean, Gavin and Curtis and me.

01:01:06.000 We're the future of the right.

01:01:08.000 And just like that racist bullshit where it has to morph to stay alive, I think the rhinos have to start attacking the new Republicans, the new right-wingers, because they feel like they're getting antiquated.

01:01:24.000 They're literally dying of old age.

01:01:26.000 So they attack Gavin.

01:01:29.000 It's weird talking to him on the phone because I rarely say the name Gavin.

01:01:34.000 But nothing's happening with this.

01:01:36.000 But I'll tell you what, Curtis's team had better have the balls to stand up to the hacks that are attacking him and not fire Gavin and not make him resign or do any of that shit because that's how you lose.

01:01:49.000 And it might be why Trump lost.

01:01:50.000 When they brought up Proud Boys, instead of like, what?

01:01:53.000 Stand black.

01:01:54.000 He should have said, Proud Boys?

01:01:56.000 Isn't there a main guy black?

01:01:59.000 Why is every remotely patriotic club you have to paint out to be white nationalists?

01:02:04.000 Like, I don't know the whole group or everything, but obviously America and everyone in it decries white nationalism.

01:02:10.000 And pulling up groups of random patriots doesn't disprove that.

01:02:16.000 He might be president today.

01:02:18.000 I mean, I know they stole the election, but it would have been harder to steal.

01:02:22.000 In other news, Enrique Tario has gone to jail.

01:02:27.000 So apparently it's 30 days for burning the flag and 125 days for having the high-capacity magazines, which was fucking retarded.

01:02:39.000 I'll say that right now.

01:02:41.000 Carrying around magazines.

01:02:43.000 Like, I know, every ex-con I know, they see guns as like kryptonite.

01:02:49.000 They have to run.

01:02:49.000 It can't be near them.

01:02:51.000 It can't be in the house.

01:02:52.000 Their girlfriend has a gun.

01:02:53.000 They better run out the back door.

01:02:55.000 It can't be in the car.

01:02:57.000 So to carry around magazines?

01:02:59.000 The fuck.

01:03:00.000 But anyway, that's a dumb mistake.

01:03:01.000 He's going to jail for it.

01:03:02.000 That's one subject, and we just finished talking about that.

01:03:05.000 But burning a flag, a month in jail for burning a flag, no, don't play it yet, is absolutely insane.

01:03:14.000 Especially when we just got out of over a year of Antifa burning the American flag on a more than daily basis and not one slap on the wrist for them.

01:03:24.000 All right, turn it up.

01:03:34.000 He's drunk.

01:03:36.000 I know what you said in front of them, but it's going to be here for you in five months.

01:03:41.000 Amen.

01:03:42.000 Thank you, brother.

01:03:43.000 All right, brother.

01:03:43.000 Appreciate it.

01:03:45.000 See, Enrique's not a big drinker, so he's like, can you not blow this by being a drunken moron?

01:03:50.000 Yes, sir.

01:03:52.000 I'll get it from there in the gate.

01:03:56.000 You know what I noticed on Twitter, too?

01:03:57.000 All these liberals going, ooh, someone's going to make him his bitch.

01:04:01.000 He's a human being.

01:04:02.000 Stop that.

01:04:04.000 Like, glorifying male rape, getting excited about male rape.

01:04:10.000 Enrique can handle himself.

01:04:11.000 He's not getting raped in prison or jail.

01:04:13.000 But isn't that bizarre?

01:04:17.000 They're so uptight about that baby joke, right?

01:04:20.000 With the braceous baby.

01:04:21.000 Yet they totally enjoy male rape jokes about someone's ass being split open by a gigantic, violent, and disturbed homosexual.

01:04:41.000 I hear he's stepping down.

01:04:43.000 I guess now.

01:04:45.000 Right?

01:04:45.000 Is he stepping down as he steps in?

01:04:53.000 And then on the weekend, Tiny Toetse was shot.

01:04:57.000 Well, the first story I got was he was shot in the foot and he's going to lose his toe.

01:05:02.000 So we're talking about Tiny's toes.

01:05:05.000 You ready for this?

01:05:08.000 I got a tattoo many years ago.

01:05:12.000 And guess what that tattoo says?

01:05:23.000 Tiny Toes.

01:05:27.000 That tattoo is like five years old.

01:05:30.000 Is that disturbing?

01:05:35.000 No, my daughter's hamsters were Greg and Tiny Toes, and they both passed.

01:05:41.000 That's the real story.

01:05:42.000 My buddy got a gravestone right here, and it says FOMO, meaning like I got a wife and kids now.

01:05:48.000 I don't have fear of missing out.

01:05:49.000 I don't want to go out.

01:05:50.000 I got my work.

01:05:51.000 I got my family.

01:05:52.000 FOMO's dead for me.

01:05:53.000 So he has a gravestone here.

01:05:54.000 But it's like he wears a shirt like this, like a Hawaiian shirt, and it looks like a dick coming out.

01:06:02.000 Oh, it doesn't look like it says Homo, but no detective shitty.

01:06:06.000 No, a thing that says FOMO doesn't look like a drink.

01:06:08.000 It looks so much like a dick that I didn't even say anything because I didn't want to ruin his life.

01:06:15.000 If it looked a little bit like a dick, I'd go, dude, that kind of looks like a dick.

01:06:18.000 But when it looks a lot like a dick, you go.

01:06:25.000 Anyway, so this is an interesting story, and this is such a typical Proud Boys moment here.

01:06:34.000 Go to 4-1.

01:06:38.000 Wait, actually, hold off, hold off.

01:06:39.000 4-1 is the truth.

01:06:40.000 Let's do the narrative.

01:06:41.000 So the narrative is that Proud Boys are roaming through the streets, just beating the shit out of people with reckless abandon, right?

01:06:49.000 And Antifa were minding their own beeswax, and they chased them.

01:06:52.000 And then once poor Antifa guy was like, pop, pop, pop, please.

01:06:56.000 Actually, no, first they said Tiny shot himself in the foot by accident.

01:07:00.000 But then it got out that there was five shots and then they changed it to, it was self-defense.

01:07:04.000 That's the narrative.

01:07:05.000 Here's the truth.

01:07:08.000 Anti-vax rally is going down.

01:07:09.000 The anarchists who hate the government go to protest that.

01:07:16.000 You understand?

01:07:17.000 So Antifa is on the side of the government and wants more people to get the vaccine.

01:07:23.000 They just, the enemy of my enemy is my friend.

01:07:25.000 So they see that we are anti-vax, so they're pro-vax, which means you're pro-government, which means you're not an anarchist.

01:07:30.000 Anyway, they're going to attack women and shit.

01:07:32.000 So Proud Boys, and they've defunded the police successfully.

01:07:36.000 There's no cops anymore.

01:07:37.000 So Proud Boys go, okay, we'll be the cops.

01:07:38.000 We'll go protect the moms and the old ladies from these fucking sociopaths.

01:07:43.000 Could the narrative and the truth be farther apart, please?

01:07:47.000 According to witnesses, Antifa showed up to the anti-vaccine agenda, sorry, mandate protest in Olympia, Washington, and were repelled by the volunteer right-wing security.

01:07:56.000 The Antifa were retreating and chased when the shooting then broke out.

01:08:08.000 So they chased them away, because that's what they do.

01:08:11.000 They harass these women and then Proud Boys show up, so they all run away.

01:08:14.000 They can take old ladies, but they can't take Proud Boys.

01:08:17.000 And then what do they do?

01:08:18.000 They shoot at Proud Boys from like a block away.

01:08:25.000 Look, he brought a baseball bat to an anti-vaccine mandate protest.

01:08:39.000 You guys sure you don't want to stay and smash the fashion?

01:08:47.000 And then the takeaway, too, I'm noticing with the liberal media, like Huffington Post at Daily Beast, is like, we're the police.

01:08:54.000 But were they saying that when the anti-vax people were getting attacked?

01:08:58.000 Now, I've got kind of an ambitious plan here.

01:09:00.000 I want to do a green screen of what Antifa was doing to the ladies there.

01:09:08.000 And I would like you to do this, Ryan.

01:09:12.000 Instead of making the song the Enter Sandman, I want the interstitial song to be the new Amo and the Sniffers song.

01:09:22.000 So play that while I walk over to the green screen, please.

01:09:25.000 Okay, we got three, two, and one.

01:09:42.000 Oh, okay.

01:09:43.000 So this video is not an anti-vax thing.

01:09:46.000 This is the WeSpot stuff.

01:09:48.000 So these, we saw the lunatic precious child, right?

01:09:52.000 She goes there with an erection and is waving it into a little kid's face.

01:09:58.000 And we know that that's what she was doing.

01:09:59.000 She made a video of herself with a big demonic cock.

01:10:03.000 He is a serial sex offender, and the police are investigating now.

01:10:08.000 His umpteenth time in attacking women.

01:10:10.000 So anyway, these women, they don't want men with penises to be around little girls in the changing room.

01:10:19.000 Pretty normal, right?

01:10:20.000 Antifa's decided that's anti-trans.

01:10:23.000 I initially thought this was a vaccine rally, but it's the we spa shit, and we've seen the lunatic that they're defending.

01:10:29.000 But I just love it because it shows you, A, what fucking nerd animals they are, and B, how naive our side is when it comes to Antifa.

01:10:39.000 This woman thinks she can handle them and reason with them.

01:10:42.000 No.

01:10:46.000 This is from Antifa's perspective, too.

01:10:48.000 They must be filming.

01:10:50.000 So that's her in the pink.

01:10:51.000 That black nerd, look, you can tell that he had no friends in high school, picked on all the time.

01:10:57.000 Total geek.

01:10:58.000 He rips up her sign that says probably no trans people at the spa.

01:11:03.000 Then they won't let her pass, so she can't seem to leave.

01:11:07.000 She gives up on the sign.

01:11:08.000 They grab her hat, throw it away.

01:11:12.000 And then they grab her sunglasses and throw those away.

01:11:16.000 Now she should just try to get the fuck out of there at that point.

01:11:19.000 These people are animals.

01:11:22.000 But turn it up.

01:11:31.000 Stop, stop, stop.

01:11:33.000 Did you hear that?

01:11:34.000 I don't hate trans people.

01:11:35.000 I just don't want their penises.

01:11:37.000 Shut the fuck up, bitch.

01:11:38.000 Get out of here.

01:11:48.000 She's in danger right now.

01:11:51.000 This is why proud boys exist.

01:11:53.000 This is why proud boys go to these rallies.

01:11:56.000 To protect women like this.

01:12:02.000 And then she says, I'm not leaving till I get my sunglasses.

01:12:06.000 What?

01:12:14.000 Look, it's maniacal nerds.

01:12:21.000 And the waiter's like, boo-yah, yeah, nanana.

01:12:23.000 Remember the guy with the fat bike tires?

01:12:25.000 Is that the end of it?

01:12:26.000 Yeah.

01:12:27.000 Remember the guy with the fat tires?

01:12:28.000 And they were like, go take, and he's got his leg up, go get your bike, bitch.

01:12:32.000 I don't want your bike.

01:12:33.000 Like, it's little kids in grade school going, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah.

01:12:38.000 Because that's what happened to them.

01:12:40.000 Probably not even in grade school.

01:12:41.000 Probably in kindergarten.

01:13:00.000 So yeah.

01:13:03.000 He's shot.

01:13:04.000 And he was not shot in the toe.

01:13:06.000 He did not shoot himself.

01:13:07.000 They shot five shots.

01:13:09.000 They were getting chased away from the women that they were protecting.

01:13:12.000 That's not what I just showed you.

01:13:13.000 Sorry.

01:13:15.000 Slightly confusing that I put in a Weespa clip in the middle of talking about Tiny.

01:13:19.000 But I wanted to show you the way they treat women.

01:13:22.000 And that's why Proud Boys show up.

01:13:23.000 So Proud Boys chase them away from the ladies.

01:13:26.000 Pap, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop.

01:13:30.000 And one of them goes through Tiny's leg.

01:13:32.000 Thank God it didn't hit his femoral artery or his femur.

01:13:36.000 But look at this Tattletale Journalist's take on the whole thing.

01:13:41.000 4-2.

01:13:46.000 Nope, 4-2.

01:13:49.000 They're all numbered.

01:13:51.000 Just follow the numbers.

01:13:52.000 Oh, this is the guy from SPLC, Southern Poverty Law Center.

01:13:57.000 I think he's an Egyptian dude.

01:13:59.000 The Proud Boys are currently on a clockwork orange-style rampage across the Northwest, and everyone treats it as normal.

01:14:06.000 Not a good sign for the future.

01:14:08.000 And then they have this woman, Alyssa.

01:14:10.000 This is the moment I was attacked.

01:14:11.000 You can't actually see it happen, but you can hear me screaming for them to get off of me as they celebrate my assault and encourage more.

01:14:17.000 Evact out and safely.

01:14:18.000 I don't want to recap at the moment, so I'll update later.

01:14:20.000 Because this is a woman who's been constantly attacking proud boys, getting them doxxed, getting their families threatened, getting them fired, destroying lives, separating fathers from their ability to feed their families.

01:14:35.000 And they see her and they shove her and someone sprays her a bit.

01:14:38.000 She's an Antifa activist.

01:14:41.000 And then look at this woman.

01:14:42.000 I do not understand why the police are standing down.

01:14:45.000 You told them to fuck off.

01:14:47.000 You said defund the police, no more police.

01:14:51.000 Now the FBI needs them to get off our streets.

01:14:55.000 Jesus Christ.

01:14:57.000 I mean, that's the great thing about America.

01:14:59.000 You get rid of the police, you make people vulnerable, and they go, okay, I'll just do the work.

01:15:04.000 Oh, there he is.

01:15:06.000 Medic.

01:15:13.000 Wait, is that like proud boy people doing the work and cops standing near them?

01:15:18.000 Those don't look like real EMTs.

01:15:30.000 All right, that brings us to Antifa now.

01:15:34.000 Lots to cover today, folks.

01:15:36.000 Lot of stuff.

01:15:57.000 That was a good one.

01:16:01.000 That was a great one.

01:16:02.000 I remember that.

01:16:03.000 Remember, he did the first lean back?

01:16:07.000 So remember that Jewish kid with long hair who thinks he's a woman?

01:16:12.000 He's been arrested now for attempted murder because he stabbed some random Hispanic guy in the armpit.

01:16:19.000 Like, this guy's got to be facing serious jail time, please.

01:16:24.000 Kylo Femme.

01:16:26.000 Come on, Finbar Sloanem.

01:16:28.000 Finbar.

01:16:31.000 But the antifatake for all this is, look, she's been misgendered.

01:16:35.000 She needs to be in a woman's prison.

01:16:37.000 This is fucked up.

01:16:40.000 That's like, and Precious Child, the one who was waving her dick at a kid, she's all big into knives.

01:16:46.000 Remember in her live stream, she's got a knife in her mouth?

01:16:49.000 And she's talking about doing the sewing machine, which is what they do in prison because you get the most out of a small blade.

01:16:56.000 Fucking sociopaths.

01:16:57.000 They're mentally ill sociopaths.

01:17:00.000 And I think half of them are messheads.

01:17:02.000 How an anti-trans, like zoom out.

01:17:05.000 How an anti-trans Instagram post led to violence in the streets.

01:17:08.000 That's precious child.

01:17:10.000 Yep.

01:17:11.000 LGBT rights.

01:17:12.000 So I guess, you dummies, by getting into bed with these maniacal fuckheads, you're saying that LGBT rights include the right to wave an erect penis in the face of a child.

01:17:24.000 Nice rights.

01:17:25.000 We've come a long way from Stonewall.

01:17:30.000 So anyway, Antifa's take with the other woman, we're talking about two different chicks there, right?

01:17:35.000 Precious Child and Erica Cohen.

01:17:38.000 Is that she should be in a woman's prison.

01:17:42.000 They both should be in a woman's prison because they're women.

01:17:45.000 What could possibly go wrong?

01:17:48.000 Her dead name.

01:17:49.000 This is inhuman.

01:17:55.000 And that's the end of Antifa.

01:17:57.000 Let's jump to COVID.

01:18:00.000 COVID's the last we got.

01:18:04.000 You can just switch the backgrounds, Ryan.

01:18:05.000 We don't need to see the deedal deedal deed.

01:18:10.000 COVID, she, Shawn, Shin Link, Who were you dressed up as?

01:18:15.000 That was at Steven Crowder's office, right?

01:18:18.000 Oh, Bill Burr.

01:18:19.000 Yeah.

01:18:19.000 You were being Bill Burr.

01:18:20.000 Crowder's back.

01:18:22.000 Yeah, it's true.

01:18:23.000 He's recovered from his near-death experience.

01:18:26.000 Ah, dude, it was brutal.

01:18:30.000 Okay, check out this headline.

01:18:32.000 When I read this, I thought I was reading, you know, what's it called?

01:18:37.000 It's Going Down, the Antifa blog.

01:18:41.000 This is CNBC, and it reads like Antifa.

01:18:45.000 QAnon and anti-vaxes brainwashed kids stuck at home.

01:18:49.000 Now teachers have to deprogram them.

01:18:53.000 That's one of the craziest headlines I've ever seen on a mainstream news source.

01:18:59.000 Like, first of all, stop with the fucking QAnon and the horse dewormer.

01:19:04.000 It's not a thing.

01:19:06.000 Invectrum or whatever it's called, is a successful normal drug that humans have been taking for decades.

01:19:13.000 QAnon is a very esoteric thing that, like, I don't know, a tenth of the population, a fraction of 1% of the population follows and can even find.

01:19:26.000 Brainwashed kids stuck at home.

01:19:29.000 Now teachers have to deprogram them.

01:19:31.000 And once again, they're projecting the opposite is true.

01:19:35.000 Our kids come home with their CRT and their America was stolen from the Indians, and we have to deprogram them and tell them the truth about Tulsa, Oklahoma.

01:19:45.000 And who discovered the light bulb.

01:19:48.000 And who fucking invented peanut butter.

01:19:51.000 You know who invented peanut butter?

01:19:53.000 The first person to ever eat a peanut.

01:19:56.000 It's not a pill.

01:19:57.000 You chew it.

01:19:58.000 Guess what happens?

01:20:00.000 It becomes peanut butter.

01:20:02.000 I looked it up once too, because I was looking at black inventions.

01:20:06.000 And they're like, well, peanut butter.

01:20:08.000 And then they go so far back.

01:20:10.000 Because obviously if it's edible, they're going to mush it up.

01:20:13.000 So they have like the Aztecs and fucking the Druids, pagan cultures.

01:20:20.000 Sometimes the complaints will be false.

01:20:22.000 How much you have the arrogance to mush up a peanut and think you're the first person to ever do it.

01:20:29.000 Oh, this was great.

01:20:31.000 I'm glad we got to this.

01:20:33.000 Everyone's dying of horse dewormer.

01:20:35.000 And this is the craziest part, okay?

01:20:37.000 It's what are we now?

01:20:40.000 September 7th.

01:20:44.000 This is like a week old, and it's still his pinned tweet.

01:20:49.000 And this is not the author.

01:20:51.000 The guy whose account this is is called Brooklyn Mutt, but he's retweeting Rex Chapman, who's an old sports guy, I think.

01:20:58.000 And he's saying, Rex Chapman liked the article.

01:21:01.000 So Rex is saying, hey guys, other countries can see us right now.

01:21:04.000 This is embarrassing.

01:21:06.000 And it says, gunshot victims left waiting as horse dewormer overdoses overwhelm Oklahoma hospitals.

01:21:14.000 Now, first things first, when you look at this, you go, it's August.

01:21:20.000 It was August when this came out, or say September 2nd or whatever.

01:21:24.000 It's warm in Oklahoma.

01:21:26.000 Why is everyone dressed like it's February?

01:21:30.000 A, B, gunshot victims in Oklahoma, really?

01:21:35.000 A lot of gang wars going on there?

01:21:38.000 So the truth is, 4-6, that the doctor that this guy used as a source hasn't been to that hospital in two months.

01:21:51.000 Click on that, first one.

01:21:55.000 Although Dr. Jason McKelly is not an employee, blah, blah, blah, he is affiliated with the medical staffing group that provides coverage for our emergency room.

01:22:01.000 With that said, he has not worked at our location in over two months.

01:22:05.000 He's not treated any patients due to complications related to taking ivectrin.

01:22:10.000 This includes not treating any patients for ivermectrin overdose.

01:22:14.000 All patients who have visited our emergency room have received medical attention as appropriate.

01:22:18.000 Oh, not even, what about the gunshot victims?

01:22:21.000 Our hospital has not had to turn away any patients seeking emergency care.

01:22:27.000 Yeah, because it's bad publicity, by the way, that you're doing Rolling Stone.

01:22:30.000 But then Andy No had a great point.

01:22:32.000 He's like, this is not a typo.

01:22:35.000 This is a pattern.

01:22:37.000 And the pattern is Rolling Stone fucking up major stories.

01:22:40.000 Remember this one, the one below that?

01:22:42.000 Sabrina, no, below that?

01:22:44.000 This one.

01:22:45.000 A rape on campus, a brutal assault, and struggle for justice at UVA.

01:22:49.000 Remember that whole Virginia, is it Virginia Tech?

01:22:52.000 University of Virginia?

01:22:56.000 Where they took the word of a couple of stupid bitches and destroyed this man's life with fake rape allegations.

01:23:04.000 One of the most egregious fake rape stories ever published.

01:23:10.000 And that was Rolling Stone.

01:23:12.000 And they published, we covered this on the show.

01:23:14.000 They put out the most mealy-mouthed, lackluster apology you've ever seen in your life.

01:23:22.000 It was pathetic.

01:23:23.000 It was like, some people may have misinterpreted, but we raised awareness about campus sexual assault, which is still a big issue, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.

01:23:32.000 Pathetic.

01:23:33.000 But Andy goes, yeah, look at the writers.

01:23:36.000 Oh, is that the apology?

01:23:38.000 What does it say?

01:23:43.000 As we asked ourselves how we could have gotten the story wrong, we decided the only sponsable and credible thing to do was to ask someone from outside the magazine to investigate.

01:23:51.000 Keep going.

01:23:56.000 This report was painful reading to me personally and to all of us at Rolling Stone, blah, blah, blah.

01:24:01.000 Fuck off.

01:24:02.000 And then he also puts up his milkshake picture that was in Rolling Stone where they go, he got milkshaked.

01:24:08.000 That's all.

01:24:09.000 What a pussy.

01:24:11.000 Like, this is an Antifa.

01:24:12.000 E.J. Dixon, I believe, is Antifa.

01:24:15.000 And she's working at Rolling Stone.

01:24:17.000 And then Andy points out, well, no, they threw a milkshake at me so I wouldn't see what was going on as I was brass knuckled to the face and head, which led to traumatic brain injury.

01:24:27.000 The milkshake was not the big deal, my dear.

01:24:31.000 But yeah, this is a pattern.

01:24:34.000 These are not random typos.

01:24:36.000 This is journalism is activism.

01:24:38.000 Tattletale journalist, shithead, Antifa, radical leftists, hell-bent on destroying the country are the ones providing the news, definitely for the young people.

01:24:48.000 I'm losing my voice here.

01:24:50.000 All right, let's hit the mail B. I got to go get my computer.

01:24:55.000 Ryan, shut up, you don't have a dead.

01:25:00.000 Let's turn our eyes together.

01:25:06.000 Let me touch it.

01:25:08.000 Bear.

01:25:08.000 Oh.

01:25:10.000 This is pretty long.

01:25:13.000 Nice bikes.

01:25:15.000 I don't know.

01:25:15.000 I don't like fancy bikes.

01:25:18.000 Sounds like a cool nickname, though.

01:25:20.000 Ryan Fancy Bikes Rivera?

01:25:24.000 But it has nothing to do with my, like, I have no bikes.

01:25:26.000 You have to do something to achieve nickname status.

01:25:29.000 Yeah.

01:25:30.000 Like, lose your car.

01:25:33.000 Hi, boys.

01:25:33.000 I'm writing The Rotten Fucking Drowning of Maddie's Puppy.

01:25:37.000 Sorry, Maddie Mate.

01:25:38.000 I think I might have a perfect new toy for our beloved baby monster.

01:25:41.000 I've been wanting to write for quite some time about several other material go matters, but this plucked my mom's strings and wanted me out of my comfort zone.

01:25:47.000 I'm a near 60 widow whose hubby died seven years ago.

01:25:51.000 I still have his Harley.

01:25:52.000 So awesome is this 100th anniversary gem that when I moved across our country, I had it properly prepped and detailed before creating the beast.

01:26:02.000 To bring it here to northern Mechasota, where it's remained in my garage, I'm probably guilty of misgendering it.

01:26:07.000 While I passionately agree that men should ride chicks, the lady in me thinks such a beefy bitch would have to be a dike.

01:26:14.000 Hard pass on a dike bike.

01:26:16.000 Hard pass.

01:26:16.000 Anyway, this is truly one of a kind wheel treasure.

01:26:19.000 It needs to be the right man.

01:26:22.000 If I wanted a man that still knew how to be a boy, I got a boy.

01:26:26.000 What's this going on?

01:26:28.000 I've never posted an advertisement.

01:26:29.000 Spike needs a badass with class, sass and a manly ass.

01:26:36.000 I gave up finding one for myself.

01:26:38.000 I wanted a man that still knew how to be a boy.

01:26:39.000 I got a boy that broke along the way of becoming a man.

01:26:43.000 I didn't love him any less.

01:26:44.000 Just wasn't good for my marriage or his life.

01:26:46.000 Geez, we're really getting a lot of deets here.

01:26:49.000 If you're interested in my puppy, just write back and I'll send you my private number as well as other copies of my impeccable records.

01:26:54.000 I'm reasonable.

01:26:55.000 You and Maddie are reasonable.

01:26:57.000 I'm confident we can align the planets and make something work.

01:26:59.000 Even if it tickles Maddie's fancy, I guarantee you'd test cruising, blah, blah, blah.

01:27:04.000 So she was going to sell his bike.

01:27:07.000 The reason I read all that is I thought it was a gift.

01:27:11.000 Well, it could be at a real good price, but basically a gift.

01:27:17.000 That's fucking nice ass bike, right?

01:27:19.000 I don't know much about bikes, but it looks nice.

01:27:23.000 Sure.

01:27:24.000 I like more.

01:27:25.000 I don't like detailing, me personally.

01:27:27.000 I know Maddie does, because that's what his bike looked like.

01:27:30.000 It was orange with shit on the side and fucking extended forks.

01:27:35.000 I'm at the outdoor lunch area near my office.

01:27:38.000 There's some boomer beta males sitting across from me talking about this local football coach who passed away of COVID.

01:27:43.000 The guy was in remission for cancer.

01:27:45.000 Anyways, they're saying, why wasn't the guy wearing a mask at every game?

01:27:48.000 Criticizing a dead man who they know nothing about and who's not there to defend himself?

01:27:53.000 It's taking all my willpower not to shout at him that football games are outside.

01:27:58.000 And furthermore, it's none of their fucking business.

01:28:00.000 Why don't they keep the name of a man who died out of your fucking mouth if you don't even know him?

01:28:04.000 Oh, great.

01:28:05.000 Now they're talking shit on Trump.

01:28:06.000 We're getting live updates, folks, from this guy's lunch.

01:28:10.000 Would I be crazy if I interjected?

01:28:11.000 Is this a time to get in trouble or is it weird for me to interject myself?

01:28:15.000 Yeah, it's none of your business, dude.

01:28:17.000 It's someone else's conversation.

01:28:20.000 If they're saying it to you or in a conversation you're in, then you should get in trouble and say the truth without, you know, telling them all the fuck off.

01:28:29.000 But to go over to them seems a little extraneous.

01:28:33.000 How do you feel about you call somebody that you know and you talk shit about what they're talking shit about?

01:28:38.000 That seems fair.

01:28:42.000 So you call somebody like, there's these retards talking about Bob.

01:28:44.000 Yeah, okay.

01:28:45.000 And then if they come up to you, then you're like, well, this is none of your business.

01:28:48.000 I'm having a conversation.

01:28:50.000 Trust Ryan to come up with a great high school solution to this.

01:28:53.000 I saw a guy drowning on the beach, a 75-year-old man.

01:28:58.000 He's being resuscitated by the lifeguard.

01:29:00.000 The whole beach is standing there staring because he was pulled out of the water.

01:29:03.000 The lifeguard was the, was it like the boss of the lifeguards, a man?

01:29:07.000 He brought him back to life.

01:29:09.000 Jesus.

01:29:09.000 The guy died like four days later, I think.

01:29:13.000 But shit.

01:29:14.000 Just went pumping, pumping, pumping.

01:29:15.000 I know the guy.

01:29:16.000 He's a friend of mine.

01:29:16.000 He's autistic.

01:29:18.000 And that comes in handy.

01:29:20.000 You're less emotional.

01:29:21.000 But anyway, as we all stare, I wasn't even at the beach.

01:29:24.000 I was on the grass looking down at the beach.

01:29:26.000 And as we all stare, going, there's some fuckface talking to a woman.

01:29:31.000 He's like 60 years old, bald.

01:29:34.000 And his back is to the scene.

01:29:36.000 And he's like, we get in there.

01:29:37.000 And then nah, da, da, da, nah.

01:29:41.000 And you see her like, yeah.

01:29:44.000 And like, I'm already such a villain in the neighborhood.

01:29:45.000 I don't need to exacerbate it.

01:29:47.000 But I'm mad at myself for not going, hey, buddy, someone's dying over there.

01:29:51.000 Show a little respect.

01:29:52.000 Yeah.

01:29:57.000 Hey, Gavin, and that's different from what you just said, sir, about lunch.

01:30:01.000 They were not disrespecting the dead.

01:30:03.000 Well, they were, but not in a way that other people had to be subjected to.

01:30:07.000 Hey, Gavin, Emperor of the Dead Zone, go check the comments on WeSpaz Homo's vid.

01:30:13.000 Oh.

01:30:14.000 Did we do this?

01:30:15.000 Because last I checked, they were pretty nice.

01:30:18.000 Remember that?

01:30:19.000 Last we checked, these comments were all pro this thing.

01:30:24.000 Homeboy's gonna like get it.

01:30:28.000 I think it's the why of things.

01:30:30.000 Sometimes the complaints will be false.

01:30:33.000 Only about 40, 45% of the time.

01:30:36.000 Otherwise, homeboy's gonna like, get it.

01:30:38.000 Mother Nature's hella pissed.

01:30:40.000 You have hurt me today.

01:30:42.000 Definitely the bird, which is the bald eagle.

01:30:44.000 I'm just reading them all.

01:30:46.000 The replies are also good.

01:30:49.000 In some ways, they are retarded.

01:30:50.000 In some ways, they're geniuses.

01:30:52.000 Wait, I didn't mean to download that.

01:30:54.000 Oh, my God.

01:30:55.000 There's too much of indecence.

01:30:57.000 Getting good at it, if you will.

01:30:59.000 And then he walked across the street and ate the poo-poo.

01:31:03.000 I give this a 40, 45, 40.

01:31:07.000 I know this isn't what you wanted, and I'm sorry.

01:31:10.000 Wow, that's great.

01:31:13.000 Wow, it's endless.

01:31:16.000 It's endless.

01:31:18.000 It's endless.

01:31:19.000 That must be so confusing.

01:31:22.000 There's so many other people, too.

01:31:23.000 It's not like one or three people.

01:31:25.000 Oh, it's that one of them said, you're the mayor of Cupcakeville.

01:31:27.000 The owner of my gym got a cupcake t-shirt in the mail.

01:31:29.000 He's like, who the fuck would get me this?

01:31:31.000 It's not for me.

01:31:33.000 He was insulted.

01:31:35.000 He's not used to the sort of present jokes.

01:31:39.000 Sana is one of the Otis symbos.

01:31:41.000 I don't tear up for sad things, tear up for happy things.

01:31:43.000 This one's great.

01:31:43.000 This guy's mad because he doesn't have a dad.

01:31:44.000 His daddy ran away when he found out he was gay.

01:31:51.000 That one is fucking great.

01:31:55.000 By the way, I got back into saying I love you on phone calls.

01:31:58.000 I don't know why I ever stopped.

01:32:00.000 It's the best.

01:32:01.000 It really confuses people.

01:32:02.000 Like Gavin Wax today.

01:32:04.000 He's like, okay, man, well, send me over those stats.

01:32:06.000 And yeah.

01:32:06.000 All right.

01:32:07.000 And I go, okay, man, love you.

01:32:08.000 Yep.

01:32:08.000 Bye.

01:32:10.000 And sometimes people go, what the fuck?

01:32:14.000 And then sometimes you think, oh, he just messed up.

01:32:16.000 He's used to talking to his wife.

01:32:17.000 And they just gloss over it.

01:32:19.000 That's where you got to keep doing it.

01:32:21.000 And then another good one is just as you're hanging up for, okay, man.

01:32:23.000 All right.

01:32:24.000 White power.

01:32:26.000 Or another good one is, all right, cool.

01:32:28.000 All right.

01:32:28.000 Apology accepted.

01:32:32.000 Real quick, why does it seem like a majority of people are so easily into mainstream bullshit?

01:32:38.000 All my local friends think the Beatles are great.

01:32:41.000 They suck.

01:32:41.000 Red Hot Chili Peppers are even better.

01:32:43.000 They are worse.

01:32:44.000 Instant radio change.

01:32:45.000 Anime is the pinnacle of entertainment.

01:32:47.000 It sucks.

01:32:48.000 And some of the worst collectivist thought I've ever heard.

01:32:51.000 That fucking Wes Anderson films are any kind of good?

01:32:54.000 Is you kidding me?

01:32:55.000 God, what unwatchable, boring, unnecessary shit.

01:32:59.000 And Wes looks like a mental patient.

01:33:01.000 Fuck him and his gay movies.

01:33:03.000 Society needs better taste.

01:33:05.000 I couldn't agree more, man.

01:33:06.000 Great letter.

01:33:07.000 I agree with everything you say.

01:33:09.000 Ain't nobody got time for that.

01:33:11.000 What up, Gav and Ryga?

01:33:12.000 I found this hilarious Kean Peele video on YouTube.

01:33:14.000 Just when you think you've seen them all, you found a hidden gem.

01:33:17.000 I guarantee you I've seen this before and he's showing us something that we've all seen.

01:33:20.000 Have you seen the Neil deGrasse Tyson one?

01:33:23.000 Where they raise a bunch of money for Neil deGrasse Tyson and he doesn't need it?

01:33:26.000 No, being in a relationship with Neil deGrasse Tyson?

01:33:29.000 Yes, I have seen that one.

01:33:33.000 I don't even understand.

01:33:34.000 This has like 9 million views, probably.

01:33:36.000 Silly?

01:33:37.000 I mean, that's the least scared I've ever been, man.

01:33:38.000 It's like a romantic comedy.

01:33:40.000 That's like a lullaby, dog.

01:33:41.000 Yeah, for reals, dumb.

01:33:43.000 Oh, oh, where are you parked at?

01:33:45.000 Oh, hannah.

01:33:46.000 Where are you parked at, dog?

01:33:47.000 Yeah.

01:33:47.000 I'm all over that way, boy.

01:33:48.000 Are you all the way down there?

01:33:49.000 Yeah.

01:33:50.000 Well, I'm this way, dog.

01:33:51.000 Oh, all right.

01:33:52.000 All right, dog.

01:33:53.000 All right.

01:33:55.000 By the way, that's racist.

01:33:58.000 According to my new theory on race, what you're watching now is cultural appropriation.

01:34:04.000 These guys grew up white, and they are affecting black accents, which they do not have the right to do according to the new rules.

01:34:13.000 I'm doing a podcast with Miss Tree and the Big Bear Jew on Wednesday night.

01:34:20.000 So you'll have to come back to the studio.

01:34:23.000 And I'm talking to her about it because she's very black.

01:34:26.000 Like she's blackety black in that she knows that, you know, who Nipsey Russell is and who when you go to the bodega with chicken, you get ketchup.

01:34:37.000 I asked a black guy for a bunch of esoteric things only black people would know.

01:34:40.000 And the only one I remember is the chicken one, so I keep redashing it.

01:34:44.000 But she's that kind of black, right?

01:34:47.000 But I was talking to her, I'm like, yeah, but so is Sean King.

01:34:50.000 And Kamala Harris isn't.

01:34:51.000 So isn't he more black than her?

01:34:53.000 And these guys, what's the difference?

01:34:55.000 Tell me the difference between Key and Peel talking like that and me going, yo, what's up?

01:35:00.000 What's up, dog?

01:35:02.000 Aren't they both wrong?

01:35:04.000 I don't think they're both wrong, by the way.

01:35:05.000 I think you're doing comedy, you're doing art, do whatever voice you want.

01:35:09.000 But they, under the rules of cultural appropriation, how are they appropriating culture less than me?

01:35:14.000 Well, the go-to answer is that they experience racism, so they are unfortunately lumped in with everyone black, whether they have black experiences or not.

01:35:24.000 No.

01:35:25.000 No one has ever been mean to Key and Peel because they're black.

01:35:29.000 In fact, being the only black kids at their art school probably meant too many blowjobs.

01:35:35.000 I bet you Jordan Peele has refused blowjobs, which to normal people is shocking.

01:35:44.000 Are you still getting my audio?

01:35:47.000 Yeah.

01:35:47.000 I mean, from the lav?

01:35:49.000 No, no, I cut that down.

01:35:50.000 Okay.

01:35:51.000 Stuart fucking wires, he says, about our set.

01:35:55.000 We didn't see the...

01:35:56.000 Did you wanna?

01:35:58.000 What?

01:35:59.000 We're done with that.

01:35:59.000 Oh, we'll show it a little bit.

01:36:01.000 I get it.

01:36:01.000 They're scared.

01:36:02.000 They're pretending they're not scared, but they're scared.

01:36:03.000 Oh, I see.

01:36:04.000 They're mocking ghetto blacks.

01:36:07.000 Calling them pieces.

01:36:12.000 Dumbass movie, man.

01:36:14.000 A demon can possess any inanimate object?

01:36:16.000 That's too general to be scary.

01:36:19.000 It's like, how are you going to have a demon posted up in a trash can?

01:36:24.000 I mean, you know, it's a bad thing.

01:36:25.000 It don't make no sense.

01:36:26.000 You can tell that's that lib.

01:36:28.000 It's stupid.

01:36:29.000 Stupid.

01:36:29.000 It's unrealistic.

01:36:30.000 It's what it is.

01:36:31.000 It's like, I ain't going to be scared of no trash can.

01:36:36.000 And then what was that little thing they had with the podcast?

01:36:42.000 Remember, I was earlier bitching about people who are so political that they don't see humor.

01:36:46.000 And here I am destroying a Keyn Peele sketch with a bunch of boring shit about race.

01:36:52.000 I've become what I despise.

01:36:56.000 So this is someone sending in some criticism about our set.

01:37:02.000 First of all, why do you think I give a shit about what you think about my set?

01:37:08.000 What does your set look like?

01:37:10.000 A. B, I'm clearly well aware that you can see the plugs on the wall.

01:37:17.000 I like that.

01:37:19.000 If I didn't like that, you wouldn't see the plugs on the wall.

01:37:22.000 But I like that feature.

01:37:24.000 I like that they look 1980s with the orange on them.

01:37:28.000 And as far as the cables go, There's one big, whatever you call those kind of cables, that's supplying electricity to my lights.

01:37:41.000 I don't have a problem with that.

01:37:42.000 I like that there.

01:37:44.000 So fuck you.

01:37:46.000 That's right.

01:37:47.000 It's so weird to have people who haven't made any money and don't have a show and don't do anything giving me tips.

01:37:56.000 Like, that's probably a 24-year-old who works at like a food distribution place.

01:38:01.000 I hate you.

01:38:03.000 I don't hate you, dude, but I just shocked that you think that you see things I don't see.

01:38:09.000 When I've been doing this since 19...

01:38:11.000 I started Vice in 1994.

01:38:14.000 Were you born then?

01:38:18.000 Hilarious clip, 16 seconds in.

01:38:22.000 What happened if you hit her again?

01:38:24.000 He said, I call him and he'll...

01:38:27.000 That's it.

01:38:29.000 Look good and answer them before you get your ass whooped.

01:38:42.000 What kind of father lets some other man discipline his son?

01:38:46.000 Right.

01:38:46.000 That's absurd.

01:38:47.000 Stop telling my son what to do.

01:38:49.000 You get your ass whooped, actually.

01:38:51.000 That's called cuck.

01:38:54.000 On mob and shiz, I have been commenting.

01:38:56.000 It doesn't say that you are, it doesn't say that you're a liar.

01:38:59.000 Dude, learn some fucking punctuation.

01:39:02.000 This is all just a pile of words.

01:39:03.000 No periods, nothing.

01:39:04.000 So I have to sit here and guess.

01:39:06.000 On mob and shiz, comma, I have been commenting, comma, new quote, capital I. It doesn't say that, period, new sentence, capital T, you are a liar.

01:39:18.000 Period.

01:39:19.000 You're a liar.

01:39:20.000 End of quotations.

01:39:22.000 I might do, get off him, Leroy, next time after the great interview you did with Zubi.

01:39:28.000 Good stuff, G-Dog.

01:39:29.000 Well, I mean, Jesus, H Christ, dude, you do not speak English.

01:39:33.000 They couldn't carry a tune to save their lives.

01:39:41.000 This is a guy who's...

01:39:42.000 Some of these people that I read, they send me like 15 a day.

01:39:46.000 Stop doing that, okay?

01:39:48.000 This guy sent me one at 1134 and one at 11.40.

01:39:54.000 No, we're not reading yours.

01:39:55.000 We've had enough for you.

01:39:58.000 Trans in the Olympics.

01:39:58.000 Say, Gavin, remember Laurel Hubbard?

01:40:01.000 The trans athlete was a weightlifter in the Tokyo Olympics.

01:40:04.000 Right-wing Reddit and Twitter totally memed him for failing to be able to complete any actual lifts.

01:40:10.000 However, I think that was by design.

01:40:11.000 The criticism of men competing in women's sports is that men are far superior to women in athleticism and it wouldn't be fair.

01:40:17.000 So by failing to lift the weight and winning the medals, I think he's going for helping the trans sports movement.

01:40:26.000 Yeah, I think that's a good theory.

01:40:28.000 Look at his fucking forehead.

01:40:30.000 But hold on.

01:40:31.000 It's a very manly move to let women win at things, though.

01:40:34.000 So he kind of.

01:40:41.000 All right.

01:40:44.000 Sister's baby daddy is porn addict.

01:40:46.000 Hey Gav, my sister recently got back together with her baby daddy.

01:40:49.000 His porn use was an issue in their relationship before and continues to be now.

01:40:53.000 She's told him how she feels, but he won't change his behavior.

01:40:56.000 Jeez.

01:41:00.000 That's tough because you want to just say dump him.

01:41:03.000 But then you also, this is, you don't want to take a child away from a father away from a child.

01:41:09.000 What a loser.

01:41:11.000 Imagine you watch so much porn, anyone knows about it.

01:41:15.000 Like that alone is a major failure, dude.

01:41:19.000 That's like you put your fingers up your butt and you smell them.

01:41:22.000 Like that's something you should be very ashamed of.

01:41:24.000 But if your wife had spoken to you and it was an issue and you have people emailing shows about your anus sniffing, I mean, war.

01:41:38.000 That would have been a great treatment.

01:41:39.000 War.

01:41:43.000 Like, aren't you embarrassed?

01:41:44.000 Yeah, really shame them.

01:41:46.000 Just be like, you know, that's really gross, right?

01:41:47.000 Like, you're just some perv whacking off.

01:41:50.000 Just keep shaming them.

01:41:51.000 That'll work.

01:41:53.000 And when they have no intention of fixing it, you really don't know what to do.

01:41:58.000 I guess it's not worth leaving your husband for, but it sure is fucking sad.

01:42:03.000 Dallas man's trans kids suffer as housekeepers succumb to the Delta variant.

01:42:09.000 Not sure if you've seen this one already.

01:42:10.000 It only has 2,000 mus.

01:42:11.000 Masterful trolling.

01:42:12.000 I would say as a sprinkles, but that would be really gay of me.

01:42:25.000 Because listen, every time the service sends a housekeeper to my house and they test positive for coronavirus, I can't have them work around my kids.

01:42:32.000 I have two trans kids at my house, both on puberty blockers, and you realize they are vulnerable.

01:42:36.000 They're immune to compromise.

01:42:37.000 We need more people vaccinated.

01:42:39.000 I voted for Joe Biden, so I'm happy that we're getting more migration to Dallas.

01:42:43.000 But until we mandate these vaccines, we're going to continue to get people sick.

01:42:47.000 We have to get creative.

01:42:48.000 In New York, they're giving $100 plus a free hamburger.

01:42:51.000 Here in Dallas, maybe in the urban centers, we give free KFC.

01:42:54.000 We give free tacos in the Latin markets because the Latin markets, I'm telling you, I've had multiple housekeepers die from the Delta variant.

01:43:02.000 And that is so hard on my children, Decca and Daleks, because a nine-year-old, when they lose their favorite housekeeper and they lose that papusa recipe, when the service sends the next worker, that housekeeper doesn't make the same recipes.

01:43:18.000 So my kids are going through just a total turmoil.

01:43:21.000 So we have to get creative.

01:43:22.000 And we have to go into the gate queen screen.

01:43:26.000 Since you're the first person to get mayor of Dallas, we ought to do Mayor Johnson's free Johnson and Johnson.

01:43:31.000 I don't think Candle State.

01:43:32.000 The gay community would like the double entendre.

01:43:34.000 And then we could also do like a drag queen story time where we could have, you know, free vaccines.

01:43:38.000 We could have drag queens reading to children.

01:43:40.000 And then we could just have this, you know, open-air market of, you know, cleanliness and not a bunch of people with germs.

01:43:47.000 Because what's happening now is we have Governor Abbott.

01:43:50.000 That guy doesn't have the sprinkles, though.

01:43:52.000 That's a very funny script he wrote, but he was too nervous and he spoke too fast.

01:43:56.000 And it didn't have that sort of Bill Murray timing.

01:44:01.000 But that was a very great video.

01:44:03.000 Thank you for sending it to us.

01:44:04.000 All right, let's end with the last video there.

01:44:10.000 It's a Tesla.

01:44:29.000 We all love seeing fights, but you become immune to them.

01:44:36.000 And you need more.

01:44:38.000 You need a bigger fix.

01:44:40.000 I am, like that porn addict dad we just read about, I am a actual public freakout addict.

01:44:48.000 And I'm at the point now where I sometimes have to go to crazy shit.com because the fights aren't extreme enough.

01:44:54.000 And I'm so far down now that I only like car fights.

01:44:59.000 People getting hit by cars, cars smashing into each other, cars wiping out.

01:45:04.000 Now, this guy is in a Tesla.

01:45:06.000 Everything for it.

01:45:06.000 And a dude in a newfangled muscle car, I think, this sort of reboot of the Chevy Charger or whatever they're called, Dodge Charger, is mocking him for being in a Tesla.

01:45:19.000 And then he goes to do a little bit of peacocking after he tells the guy to fuck off.

01:45:23.000 The guy, of course, doesn't care.

01:45:25.000 If you have a Tesla, you don't care about people making fun of you, clearly.

01:45:29.000 It's a Tesla!

01:45:31.000 It's a Tesla!

01:45:43.000 He ends up on the curb.

01:45:49.000 Henry, go, go, go, go.

01:45:53.000 Whoa.

01:45:56.000 There's nothing more intense than car fights.

01:45:58.000 I know, eh?

01:45:58.000 Holy shit.

01:45:59.000 Like, he could have died, but he really, I think he fucked up the whole axle on that curb because he went up over it.

01:46:06.000 We went over two curbs on both sides, but then he tore all the dirt back out.

01:46:09.000 And then I think his back wheels didn't look like he was going to get out of there.

01:46:13.000 Can we see that again?

01:46:14.000 Yeah, I pulled this up just, I don't know if this will satiate you.

01:46:19.000 Here's another one.

01:46:20.000 Listen, I'm the bin.

01:46:21.000 Get his corner.

01:46:22.000 Get his corner.

01:46:25.000 They're going to spin a car?

01:46:30.000 Why would you post this?

01:46:35.000 It must be scary when a car's behind you at 60 miles an hour even, trying to make you flip.

01:46:43.000 He could push you into a pole.

01:46:50.000 They're doing it on purpose for a lark?

01:46:52.000 No, go back to the other one.

01:46:53.000 That was a total waste of time.

01:46:54.000 That sucked, dude.

01:46:56.000 You suck.

01:46:57.000 I'm sorry.

01:46:58.000 Don't touch.

01:46:59.000 Is your wife taking your last name?

01:47:01.000 Of course.

01:47:02.000 Phew.

01:47:02.000 Hell yeah.

01:47:03.000 I realize I hadn't asked you that.

01:47:04.000 Yeah.

01:47:05.000 We're going pretty much down the line trad.

01:47:07.000 You know what I just realized?

01:47:08.000 It's selfish of me to watch these again because the baby monsters, they can just rewind it themselves.

01:47:15.000 So I'm just indulging myself.

01:47:16.000 That's correct.

01:47:17.000 Although maybe they're busy, they're working on their toolbench or something.

01:47:20.000 They don't feel like getting up and rewinding.

01:47:22.000 That's true.

01:47:23.000 It's a Catholic!

01:47:36.000 So he ends up hitting the curb there.

01:47:38.000 Oh, my God.

01:47:40.000 Thanks, you shitty camera person.

01:47:45.000 Go, yeah.

01:47:46.000 What the fuck are they?

01:47:46.000 What is he doing?

01:47:47.000 Yeah, really?

01:47:48.000 No, don't go.

01:47:49.000 I want to see more.

01:47:50.000 Yeah, I know, but, I mean, for your safety, drive the curb.

01:47:54.000 No, not safety.

01:47:55.000 He's not an asshole like the British guys you showed.

01:47:57.000 He's a moron.

01:47:58.000 Yeah.

01:47:59.000 Yeah.

01:47:59.000 Morons aren't as dangerous as assholes.

01:48:03.000 That's a lesson to be learned right there.

01:48:06.000 Ow.

01:48:06.000 Ooh.

01:48:07.000 All right, folks, that's it.

01:48:09.000 We've got a fun show.

01:48:10.000 I'm not positive we're doing compound censored tomorrow.

01:48:13.000 I'm not sure Anthony's back, but he might be going straight to Vegas.

01:48:18.000 Fuck.

01:48:20.000 Yeah.

01:48:21.000 So maybe it'll be a normal show tomorrow.

01:48:22.000 I don't know.

01:48:24.000 We all want to get out of the city.

01:48:26.000 The city's socks are getting worse and worse every day.

01:48:29.000 More and more dangerous.

01:48:31.000 I don't think there's any long-term plan for any of us to stay in the city.

01:48:37.000 It can't.

01:48:38.000 Actually, I got to show you this before we leave.

01:48:40.000 Check out Philadelphia.

01:48:43.000 It's 19.

01:48:46.000 We started this.

01:48:46.000 Stop, stop, stop.

01:48:48.000 Stop.

01:48:49.000 We started this with Amel and the Sniffers saying, I want to get out of the city.

01:48:52.000 So let's end it with why you want to get out of the city.

01:48:56.000 This looks like a movie set.

01:48:58.000 This is Philadelphia today.

01:48:59.000 Remember what I said about it?

01:49:01.000 Last year, I think I was there?

01:49:02.000 No, no, no.

01:49:03.000 It was years ago because my son was really into Ben Franklin.

01:49:06.000 So it must have been five years ago.

01:49:07.000 I was there.

01:49:08.000 And I said, it looks like the homeless and the city had a meeting at Camp David and the homeless won.

01:49:15.000 Just like if there was a Palestinian meeting at Camp David and they got all of Israel and the Jews had to leave.

01:49:22.000 This is what Philadelphia is like.

01:49:23.000 It's like everyone has been forced to leave.

01:49:25.000 And it's where all cities are going.

01:49:35.000 Holy shit.

01:49:38.000 Get out of the city.

01:49:46.000 And this is going on like we're losing a generation of people.

01:49:51.000 We're losing entire swaths of the American experience.

01:49:55.000 And Tattletale journalists are obsessed with someone who said faggot when they were 14 or a group of patriots not getting arrested for protecting women from Antifa.

01:50:07.000 Like we're living in some backwards times, folks.

01:50:09.000 You got to laugh at it.

01:50:11.000 All right, that's enough of that.

01:50:13.000 So what's the solution?

01:50:15.000 The solution is to fight back, to expose these bullshit tattletale journalists, to get the fuck out of the city.

01:50:23.000 I don't think staying in the city means anything.

01:50:27.000 But that doesn't mean you're giving up on America.

01:50:29.000 You're taking What's yours, you're protecting what matters, your family, your religion, your culture, and you're saying, I'm prepared to fight for this.

01:50:37.000 So I'm not putting up with your lies.

01:50:39.000 I'm not staying with you fucking disgusting junkies.

01:50:41.000 I'm going to have the American experience.

01:50:43.000 My kids are going to live proud American lives, and you're not going to stop me.

01:50:49.000 Get fired, get in trouble, be brave, and never stop fighting.

01:51:22.000 I tell you, time is not linear.

01:51:25.000 Especially when we're here in the sky.

Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - September 07, 2021

S04E26 - GET OUT OF THE CITY

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