Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - S04E27 - THE 20TH ANNIVERSARY OF SEPTEMBER 11TH

00:00:10.000 Oh say can you live from New York?

00:00:16.000 It's Get Off My Lawn with Kevin McGuinness.

00:01:49.000 welcome to the 20th anniversary episode of 9-11 It's a well no, it's the 20th anniversary of 9-11 episode.

00:02:01.000 That's better Yeah, it's tomorrow September 11th where we will be partying in Vegas so let's focus on tomorrow like it's today because the 20th anniversary is never coming around again as you know I was in New York at the time we're going to talk about my personal experience that day we'll read letters from you guys I told you last night to send letters about your 9-11 experience we might make that the focus here and

00:06:31.000 proceeded to rip off the family it's smatterings it's up there with spider bites and innocent blacks shot by cops for no reason it's in the it's in the single digits but with san bernardino uh we got what,

00:06:48.000 nine?

00:06:48.000 Westside Highway killer.

00:06:50.000 We got eight.

00:06:51.000 I talked about this on another show.

00:06:52.000 Pulse shooting, I think, was 49 dead.

00:06:55.000 And then, of course, we have this, which was 3,000 dead.

00:07:00.000 So if we're talking about a threat, let's have a look at Islam.

00:07:03.000 This would be fun to.

00:07:06.000 Killed 330 in the last decade.

00:07:08.000 Okay.

00:07:09.000 Doesn't hold a candle to Islam.

00:07:12.000 Add a zero when you have Islam.

00:07:15.000 And that's...

00:07:16.000 They have to do last decade, right?

00:07:18.000 Because they can't include 9-11.

00:07:21.000 I guarantee you, and we will.

00:07:23.000 We'll do that for you.

00:07:23.000 We'll go through those 330 and I'll find you actual.

00:07:27.000 Like, they have to go around the world to get their numbers up.

00:07:30.000 They'll talk about the guy who shot up the mosque in New Zealand, the Church Christ.

00:07:34.000 Yes, that is one.

00:07:36.000 Then there's that guy, that weird Nordic Northern European guy.

00:07:40.000 He was shooting mostly liberals, though.

00:07:44.000 But sure, we'll give you that one.

00:07:45.000 I'll even throw in Dylan Roof.

00:07:47.000 September 11th sale.

00:07:49.000 Dylan Roof, free in your white nationalist tally.

00:07:52.000 Anyway, the real problem with America, of course, is socialism.

00:07:56.000 K through 12 brainwashing our youth into hating this country, sabotaging the family.

00:08:02.000 This event changed me so much.

00:08:04.000 I focused too much on Islam and too little on socialist brainwashing, Antifa, socialism in general, the radicalization of the left and how it's hurting our country.

00:08:18.000 This looks like those little squares you put on the screen, but you centered it wrong.

00:08:23.000 All right.

00:08:24.000 Let's take that down.

00:08:26.000 So if you've read my book, Death of Kuhl, you already know this story.

00:08:33.000 I'll try to make it new.

00:08:35.000 Here's something new I was thinking about the event of 9-11.

00:08:38.000 It really was the middle class being rescued by the working class.

00:08:44.000 Middle class naivete and blue-collar realism.

00:08:47.000 Blue-collar realism saved the day.

00:08:49.000 Archie Bunker saved Meathead's ass.

00:08:52.000 Allow me to explain.

00:08:55.000 I'm not saying the people in those towers were culpable, obviously.

00:08:59.000 I'm not even going to say but because I don't want that linked.

00:09:02.000 In America, there is this fear of being called racist.

00:09:06.000 It's the worst thing you can do.

00:09:07.000 And that goes back to the K through 12 and the brainwashing.

00:09:11.000 So we have weak borders, and we also don't want to appear racist.

00:09:16.000 So if we see something suspicious, like two homos, they were homos, by the way.

00:09:21.000 Did you know that?

00:09:22.000 Who?

00:09:22.000 Muhammad Atta and the other guy were known as the Homos, I think, in Al-Qaeda Taliban stuff.

00:09:31.000 They probably realized that they can't live a normal life, so they probably wanted to die.

00:09:36.000 But there is plenty of evidence to show that they were a couple.

00:09:41.000 Anyway, they're going to flight school, and they're suspicious.

00:09:44.000 Why are Muslims going to flight school that can barely speak English?

00:09:48.000 What's their background?

00:09:49.000 Now, I think it might even be Joe Biggs, his previous father-in-law, his ex-wife's father.

00:09:55.000 I think.

00:09:56.000 I'm not sure.

00:09:57.000 But I know a dude who knows a dude who's playing a black dude and was playing another dude.

00:10:02.000 And this is important because, yeah, it would be important if he was a white nationalist, but any other group.

00:10:10.000 No, it's not important.

00:10:11.000 But anyway, he worked at the flight school that they were taught at, and he suspected something, but he didn't want to come across as racist, so he let it go.

00:10:22.000 So it was that liberal open borders, liberal naivete, fear of being called racist that helped get them there, right?

00:10:30.000 It wasn't 100% responsible, but that's a factor.

00:10:33.000 And then who goes in and saves all these rich people?

00:10:35.000 Like, that's another thing.

00:10:36.000 3,000 people died, yes.

00:10:38.000 But thousands more were saved.

00:10:41.000 The cops got in there and evacuated the building.

00:10:44.000 I've only ever heard Juliani say this, that thousands of lives were saved that day.

00:10:48.000 And thousands of lives were saved by the police getting in there, helping to evacuate the building, and FDNY also getting in there, helping to evacuate the building, saving thousands of lives, probably 10,000 lives.

00:11:02.000 Blue collars saving rich people.

00:11:04.000 And these are the ones that they call racist and closed-minded.

00:11:06.000 You can pull up, it doesn't have to be the flag the whole show.

00:11:09.000 You should be pulling up video of stuff, although it's probably going to get distracting.

00:11:14.000 So there's a fresh angle on it, in case you've already heard this story a million times.

00:11:18.000 But the night before, September 10th, actually, this goes to September 11th because we partied till the wee hours.

00:11:24.000 I was with my best pal, who has since disowned me, Derek Beckles, African-American Canadian, I guess is a politically correct term.

00:11:32.000 And we were doing Coke and partying.

00:11:34.000 I just met my wife.

00:11:36.000 She was my girlfriend, obviously, at the time.

00:11:38.000 And it was one of the funnest nights of my life.

00:11:42.000 We were doing karaoke.

00:11:44.000 It was Andrew W.K., Matt Sweeney, me and Derek, I think Melissa Oftermar, celebrity-pact thing.

00:11:51.000 And it's funny because Matt Sweeney is like a studio musician.

00:11:56.000 When you do karaoke with those kind of guys, they're fucking good.

00:12:02.000 That sounded like me doing a Gavin McKinnis impression.

00:12:05.000 They're fucking good, guy.

00:12:07.000 And I'd look over at Matt Sweeney and I'd be doing like, dear God, doody bad.

00:12:13.000 And he'd be like, yeah.

00:12:16.000 Maintain, maintain, maintain.

00:12:17.000 No, down, too high, too high, down, down, yeah.

00:12:20.000 And they'll chorus, chorus.

00:12:21.000 Yeah.

00:12:22.000 Dear God.

00:12:23.000 I would never choose that song, but that just popped into my head.

00:12:27.000 Having a gay old time.

00:12:29.000 Of course, the Coke runs out, the booze runs out, they kick you out around, I don't know, 2.30.

00:12:37.000 That was a real trend back then, was karaoke.

00:12:40.000 We did it every Friday.

00:12:42.000 And I was the only one, I was the Larry David of the group who would make sure people pay.

00:12:47.000 I told you about that lying Jap bitch, right?

00:12:50.000 Because the problem with people leaving is the only honest, organized people are stuck there with the bill, and you end up paying $100.

00:12:57.000 And then it's like, I pay $100.

00:13:00.000 The bill's $300.

00:13:00.000 So say everyone's supposed to pay $20, and then me and the other two honest people end up paying like $80 each.

00:13:06.000 So then those two honest people say, I'm not coming anymore.

00:13:08.000 It's not worth it.

00:13:09.000 I'm not paying $80.

00:13:11.000 And then the next time, you're left two honest people.

00:13:15.000 So now you are paying $120.

00:13:18.000 So the fuckers who don't pay their share, they're ruining it.

00:13:21.000 The whole tradition for everyone.

00:13:24.000 I can't believe I'm talking about this on September 11th when 3,000 innocent people were murdered by Islamists.

00:13:32.000 So I would make sure everyone paid.

00:13:34.000 And I'd explain the rules of karaoke very clearly.

00:13:38.000 If you're in the room, you're paying.

00:13:40.000 The second you walk through, if you walk in that door, pick up a napkin and walk out, you're paying.

00:13:46.000 If you don't sing one song, you're paying.

00:13:49.000 Okay?

00:13:50.000 It's like a dinner bill.

00:13:51.000 I hate when these fucking AA people come in and they go, you had Hennessy and I just had water.

00:13:57.000 Then you shouldn't have come to dinner with me.

00:13:59.000 We're all footing the...

00:14:00.000 I'm not going to sit here and parse through who paid what.

00:14:03.000 This is why I never go to dinner with more than three people.

00:14:06.000 Four people.

00:14:08.000 Sorry.

00:14:09.000 Massive tangents going on here.

00:14:12.000 I have to even get back to one of the tangents, which isn't even the original story.

00:14:16.000 So this is a totally different night, but this very hot chick named Jamie was a rich Jew.

00:14:22.000 And my Jewish friend, Leslie Arfin, was like, oh, God, that rich chick.

00:14:27.000 You know the term Jewish American princess.

00:14:30.000 They tormented me when I was in Long Island, on Long Island as a kid in high school because I was poor and they were rich and they'd always look down at me and laugh at me.

00:14:38.000 And she's very pretty, the Jamie chick.

00:14:40.000 So I'm already kind of mad.

00:14:41.000 I'm like, oh, we have a mean girl.

00:14:43.000 And now she hangs out with Leslie because of vice.

00:14:46.000 Leslie's in the in crowd now.

00:14:48.000 So now she'll come back.

00:14:50.000 The same girl that was laughing at her.

00:14:52.000 Now I was like, no, that's not how it works.

00:14:53.000 So I had my eye on her as a fuck you.

00:14:56.000 And I'm watching her like a hawk at the end of the night.

00:14:59.000 And she just flitters away.

00:15:01.000 So we go to this shitty bar called Mars Bar, which was the most disgusting bar in the world.

00:15:07.000 When I say I'm looking for a dive bar, you have to understand my background is places like Mars Bar where there was cockroaches in the toilet walking on the shit and the syringes and stuff.

00:15:19.000 Is that Mars Bar?

00:15:22.000 Disgusting place.

00:15:25.000 So I go in there and so I realize she didn't pay and I'm so fucking mad and I go, I'm just going to go there because I had to stay back to pay for all the bills and make sure everything was cool.

00:15:35.000 I go, I'm just going to go there and I'm just going to say, you owe me 20 bucks and everything will be fine.

00:15:39.000 And maybe there's a misunderstanding.

00:15:41.000 But if she fucking lies to me, I'm going to snap like a twig.

00:15:44.000 So I walk in and they go, Jamie, kind of a mix-up with the bill there.

00:15:52.000 Did you pay your bill?

00:15:53.000 And she goes, yeah, yeah.

00:15:55.000 Oh, because I was there with the people who run the place.

00:15:57.000 She goes, oh, I paid the bouncer.

00:16:00.000 And then I snapped.

00:16:01.000 And I went, I'm not going to say it too loud, but I went, you lying, jabbit.

00:16:06.000 And then the bouncer grabbed me and ripped me out of the bar.

00:16:09.000 And my wife was furious at me for making it racial, whatever that means.

00:16:14.000 And I was talking to a buddy of mine about it.

00:16:16.000 And I go, should I feel bad about this?

00:16:19.000 And he goes, well, let's just do the math.

00:16:21.000 Was she lying?

00:16:22.000 Yes.

00:16:23.000 Is she Jewish?

00:16:23.000 Yes.

00:16:24.000 Is she American?

00:16:25.000 Yes.

00:16:25.000 Is she a princess?

00:16:26.000 Yes.

00:16:26.000 Is she a bitch?

00:16:27.000 Yes.

00:16:28.000 What are you worried about?

00:16:31.000 So this was not one of those nights.

00:16:32.000 Everyone paid their bills, had a fantastic time.

00:16:36.000 We get back to my apartment at 174 Ludlow, above Max Fish.

00:16:42.000 And I guess we hang out there for a bit.

00:16:46.000 I don't even sleep on my bed.

00:16:47.000 We're so wasted.

00:16:48.000 He just passes out on the floor.

00:16:50.000 Derek always had trouble keeping up with me.

00:16:52.000 I guess he's Caribbean and Hispanic.

00:16:55.000 I guess those people don't have the same kind of training that us Scottish people have.

00:17:00.000 Not that I should be bragging.

00:17:01.000 I slept sitting up or lying down on the couch.

00:17:04.000 Like imagine you're sitting on a couch and then you pass out.

00:17:07.000 So my wife is not with us.

00:17:10.000 She was there for the partying, but for some reason she didn't come back with us.

00:17:13.000 I don't know why.

00:17:13.000 She was my girlfriend at the time.

00:17:16.000 And she starts banging on our door.

00:17:19.000 She didn't even have a key yet.

00:17:22.000 We're both so groggy.

00:17:24.000 What the fuck?

00:17:25.000 It's like 9 a.m.

00:17:28.000 And she goes, turn on the TV.

00:17:29.000 Open the door.

00:17:30.000 Turn on the TV.

00:17:31.000 I had a tiny apartment.

00:17:32.000 It was $1,700 a month, which in 2001 was a lot of dough.

00:17:37.000 And it was, I don't know, it was about the size of Ryan's office.

00:17:41.000 No, it was twice the size of Ryan's office.

00:17:45.000 So we turn on the TV and we see smoke coming from one of the towers.

00:17:50.000 That's it.

00:17:52.000 And then Derek sits up.

00:17:54.000 Oh, this will be a new addendum that's not in the book.

00:17:57.000 And he goes, what the fuck?

00:17:58.000 My mom's in there.

00:18:01.000 And then I'm so freaked out, all of a sudden, my heart starts pounding.

00:18:05.000 And if you're Scottish and you're freaking out, first thing you do is fart.

00:18:10.000 That's our, we're like squids.

00:18:13.000 That's our release.

00:18:14.000 So without thinking, I'm sitting there in my underwear and I just go, staring at the TV, releasing noxious gas.

00:18:22.000 Remember, in the mornings, it's pre-shit, so the farts are at their very worst.

00:18:27.000 You got to actually be careful because they could end up being shit.

00:18:31.000 And I just cover him in Agent Orange.

00:18:34.000 So he's obviously furious.

00:18:35.000 He's worried about the death of his mother.

00:18:37.000 And he just starts pounding me, Charlie horsing me in the leg, which I had coming.

00:18:41.000 I'm like, ow, ow, calm down.

00:18:42.000 Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry.

00:18:43.000 We shake away the fart.

00:18:44.000 And then we pull on our pants and we go up to my roof, which you could perfectly see the Twin Towers.

00:18:51.000 This is my wife.

00:18:53.000 Do you have the picture?

00:18:55.000 This picture in the book.

00:18:56.000 I can't find the fucking original right now.

00:18:59.000 Remove me.

00:19:01.000 Zoom out.

00:19:04.000 So yeah, that's her on the phone, and she's trying to call her mother.

00:19:09.000 There's no cell phone reception.

00:19:11.000 And as you can see, I think only one of the towers is smoking there.

00:19:17.000 Pretty intense, huh?

00:19:24.000 We had a lot of parties on that roof.

00:19:27.000 What are you doing?

00:19:30.000 What the fuck did you do?

00:19:31.000 Why'd you do that?

00:19:32.000 I pressed a fade button and I had something else in queue.

00:19:36.000 Ah.

00:19:37.000 So we get up on the roof and it's a strange compulsion where we want to watch the news and hear what the fuck's going on, but we also want to see it live.

00:19:51.000 Not in a voyeuristic way.

00:19:52.000 There was no like, yeah.

00:19:53.000 Although my buddy Trevor Simser, he was on Avenue B and there was Puerto Ricans watching it across the way on another roof, and they were screaming, yeah, bomb that shit, nigga, bomb that shit.

00:20:06.000 Doesn't that say a lot about Puerto Ricans and their loyalty to America?

00:20:11.000 Like, you people just don't feel like you're part of this country.

00:20:14.000 That's not true.

00:20:16.000 More so than any other Hispanic.

00:20:19.000 Really?

00:20:20.000 Yes.

00:20:20.000 I guess you sign up for the military more.

00:20:23.000 There's no passport needed.

00:20:25.000 Those are just hood trash.

00:20:26.000 I mean, they're raised in a niggish type of zone.

00:20:32.000 Niggish type zone.

00:20:33.000 Yeah, they're not dancing to salsa and shit.

00:20:35.000 They're fucking just street trash.

00:20:37.000 Like Rudy Fleming.

00:20:38.000 Puerto Ricans are very proud to be American.

00:20:40.000 Okay, simmer down.

00:20:42.000 Jeez.

00:20:44.000 So we're watching in awe.

00:20:47.000 And, you know, to be honest, in my memory, I have trouble separating what I saw with my own eyes, which was definitely the first tower in the smoke, and what I saw on TV.

00:20:59.000 I am 99% sure I saw the second plane hit the tower with my own eyes and not on TV.

00:21:05.000 But at any rate, millions of others did, not millions of others.

00:21:10.000 Hundreds and maybe thousands of others saw the second plane go in.

00:21:14.000 But our attitude then was just a crazy fire.

00:21:17.000 There's a gas leak.

00:21:19.000 It's the worst fire in the history of buildings.

00:21:25.000 Things are not going to get worse.

00:21:27.000 I hope no one dies in there.

00:21:29.000 They'll go out.

00:21:30.000 They'll go down the stairs and we'll all be okay.

00:21:33.000 Wow, what a horrible fire.

00:21:34.000 This will be known as the Great WTC fire of September 11th, 2001.

00:21:40.000 Now, the World Trade Center has been attacked by Islamists before.

00:21:45.000 And the thing I resent is the lack of bigotry.

00:21:51.000 Like, to be an Islamophobe is a horrible thing in this country.

00:21:57.000 Why?

00:21:58.000 I'm phobic of Islam.

00:22:01.000 I've noticed in cities where Muslims become more than 10% of the population, there's trouble.

00:22:07.000 Luton is a shithole.

00:22:09.000 It's gone.

00:22:09.000 It looks like Pakistan, which sucks.

00:22:13.000 Birmingham, UK is gone.

00:22:16.000 Ozzy's birthplace is done.

00:22:22.000 This was 93, the 93 bombing.

00:22:24.000 Oh, really?

00:22:27.000 I wonder how many died there.

00:22:28.000 Can you look that up?

00:22:29.000 Yep.

00:22:32.000 So can we be a little bit phobic, please?

00:22:34.000 Like, I listen to Howard Stern, when he talks about Germany, he still has this disdain for that country because of World War II and what they did to the Jews.

00:22:42.000 And no one faults him for it.

00:22:44.000 Why are New Yorkers faulted for being wary of Islam after these attacks?

00:22:49.000 Oh, you want to hurt Muslim kids?

00:22:51.000 You want to grab someone's burqa?

00:22:53.000 No, obviously not.

00:22:55.000 But as a group, I'm wary of them when it comes to immigration.

00:22:59.000 Indians killed victims.

00:23:02.000 That's a weird way to put it.

00:23:06.000 That sounds like bad grammar.

00:23:08.000 Shouldn't it be deaths?

00:23:09.000 Killed victims.

00:23:10.000 One, two, three, four, five, six.

00:23:14.000 And did we catch the guy?

00:23:20.000 So I'm phobic of Islam.

00:23:23.000 Now, I've learned I was a little too phobic.

00:23:27.000 As far as damage to America goes and deaths, I would say that Antifa and radical Islam pose similar threats.

00:23:38.000 They're similarly bad for America.

00:23:41.000 White nationalism is non-existent.

00:23:44.000 And I would link socialism in there with Antifa.

00:23:49.000 So we're watching it go back and forth.

00:23:52.000 And then when we're on the roof, we start seeing them collapse.

00:23:55.000 And that was unfathomable to us.

00:23:58.000 I mean, I've never seen that before.

00:24:00.000 Now, this theory that there was thermite, explosive pack, and with all these conspiracy theories, I go, why?

00:24:09.000 What's the motive?

00:24:10.000 I know why terrorists would want to attack the World Trade Center.

00:24:14.000 I know they went to flight school.

00:24:15.000 I know why they'd want to have three major catastrophes, the World Trade Center, the Pentagon, and then that other one where they said, let's roll, that had to be shot down.

00:24:24.000 Well, that's one conspiracy theory I will say.

00:24:26.000 I'll get that in a sec, though.

00:24:27.000 That went down in the middle of nowhere.

00:24:29.000 Seven, Building Seven?

00:24:32.000 Where he said we had to pull it?

00:24:34.000 Or Building 3 or something like that, where the owner said we had to pull it.

00:24:38.000 I'm talking about the other plane, dude.

00:24:41.000 There was the plane that hit the Pentagon, the two planes that hit the World Trade Center, and there was a third plane where they...

00:24:46.000 Pennsylvania.

00:24:47.000 One story is that the guys on the plane said, let's roll.

00:24:51.000 And they took it down and they crashed it so it wouldn't crash into anyone.

00:24:56.000 I don't believe that.

00:24:57.000 I remember that day.

00:24:59.000 I remember watching the news and I remember talk of it getting shot down.

00:25:04.000 My mother-in-law also remembers talk of a missile shoot at a missile, whatever, some sort of military takedown where they said, looks like we're going to have to just take it down.

00:25:16.000 It'll save more lives than letting it crash into an urban center.

00:25:20.000 And then, you know, the next day, we got into let's roll.

00:25:24.000 So I'll give you that conspiracy theory.

00:25:26.000 But the first one of just they secretly planted all these explosives so they could justify a war in Iraq.

00:25:34.000 The problem with that theory is the government doesn't wait to justify shit.

00:25:42.000 They don't give a fuck what we think.

00:25:44.000 Did we want to be in Afghanistan for 20 years?

00:25:47.000 No, we didn't.

00:25:48.000 The government doesn't care.

00:25:50.000 We wanted, talk to military guys, you know, I'd say 70% of the population.

00:25:56.000 They go, all right, get in, get out, make a fireworks display, but I don't want our guys there for decades trying to save a country.

00:26:05.000 It's unsalvageable.

00:26:06.000 They have totally different values than us.

00:26:08.000 And that's what Buchanan talks about in Death of the West.

00:26:11.000 He says, They see death as a win.

00:26:16.000 We see death as a loss.

00:26:18.000 We see freedom as a top priority.

00:26:20.000 For them, it's like number 32 on the list.

00:26:23.000 So how are we going to reconcile those two groups?

00:26:25.000 As I said last week, it's like going to the South and showing everyone how to dress like a hipster, how to have a big curly mustache, how to be a barista, how to wear a vest and skinny jeans.

00:26:37.000 And then saying, you got it?

00:26:38.000 You got it?

00:26:39.000 Okay?

00:26:40.000 Paying everyone to dress like that and then leaving.

00:26:42.000 What do they do?

00:26:43.000 They go back to Monster Trucks that afternoon.

00:26:46.000 You can't change people.

00:26:49.000 You can't change cultures.

00:26:52.000 So I don't believe that...

00:26:53.000 Do you believe that Tower 7 was sabotage?

00:26:57.000 I don't know.

00:26:58.000 Let's see your face.

00:26:59.000 I just know that I don't know.

00:27:02.000 I can't really say how nefarious a government could be that it would kill its own citizens for whatever reason.

00:27:07.000 Well, I do believe that George Bush ignored a Saudi threat because the Saudi Arabians are valuable to him.

00:27:13.000 I do believe that Saudi Arabia was funding Osama bin Laden and funded this thing.

00:27:18.000 And I do believe that they covered up Saudi Arabia's influence with this because they don't want to jeopardize expensive and profitable, I should say, relationships.

00:27:34.000 I'll give you that.

00:27:35.000 So you could say that using my perspective that George W. Bush was responsible in that he was negligent.

00:27:41.000 I'll give you that.

00:27:43.000 And that sort of thing has happened before, according to Alex Jones.

00:27:48.000 So things like that make me think that.

00:27:50.000 Yeah, he was like, I don't want to rock the boat.

00:27:53.000 What's going to happen?

00:27:53.000 They're not going to attack the World Trade Center.

00:27:56.000 And then when they did, he went, oh, shit.

00:27:58.000 Now, you can't have not an opinion on this, Ryan.

00:28:00.000 This is an opinion show.

00:28:01.000 Well, I was...

00:28:03.000 I thought, you know, when I was younger, a couple years after it happened, and I saw the conspiracy videos, I was like, yeah, 100%.

00:28:10.000 That was an inside job and all that stuff.

00:28:12.000 But I've learned to kind of criticize and take all that with a grain of salt, too, because you can connect all the dots you want.

00:28:17.000 So it's just that I don't have enough information and people that are in the government come out and they whistleblow and they're like, yeah, we had drills.

00:28:28.000 So you don't have an opinion on it?

00:28:30.000 My opinion is I wish I knew for sure, but there seems to be a lot of...

00:28:34.000 I mean, how could you be so confident about knowing?

00:28:38.000 Because I've looked into it quite a bit.

00:28:39.000 Me too, but I'm just left with a bunch of info saying everything's as if it's.

00:28:44.000 So what did they do?

00:28:46.000 They had explosives?

00:28:47.000 Do they add explosives to Tower 7 and then detonate them?

00:28:50.000 Yeah, that I don't...

00:28:50.000 I'm not, I don't really follow that, but like letting it happen and there was like the, there was drills.

00:28:56.000 What are they called?

00:28:57.000 They're called...

00:28:58.000 The Air Force was doing drills for this exact same terrorist event before this happened.

00:29:05.000 What's their motive?

00:29:06.000 Why are they blowing up a building?

00:29:08.000 To allow it to happen to get into a war.

00:29:11.000 Like the Gulf of Tonkin or letting Pearl Harbor.

00:29:14.000 They don't hate a Pearl Harbor.

00:29:15.000 They just go to war.

00:29:17.000 I don't know.

00:29:17.000 Look at Afghanistan, 20 years.

00:29:19.000 The reason why Vietnam ended is because it was unpopular.

00:29:21.000 That's what a lot of people say.

00:29:22.000 That's the main story.

00:29:23.000 It was unpopular here.

00:29:25.000 No, we realized it's unwinnable and we said, let's just fucking pull out.

00:29:28.000 This is not working.

00:29:30.000 Anyway, let me get back to my story.

00:29:32.000 So the whole sky is gray.

00:29:37.000 It's like Pompeii.

00:29:39.000 We can't see the sun or anything.

00:29:42.000 It's like a man-made cloudy day.

00:29:45.000 And it's very haunting.

00:29:47.000 But this was a new New York.

00:29:50.000 This was a Giuliani, New York.

00:29:52.000 And the parasites had been slapped around, thrown in jail, taught that there's law and order in the world.

00:29:58.000 That New York's gone.

00:30:00.000 And it wasn't there before Giuliani, before Giuliani, we had the blackout of, I don't know when it was, the 80s.

00:30:06.000 That blackout, there was innumerable rapes, robbery, murder, looting.

00:30:13.000 The blackout of 2004 was one of the funnest nights of my life.

00:30:18.000 And bars were handing out booze, people were dancing in the streets, fire hydrants.

00:30:23.000 I didn't hear about any rapes, robberies.

00:30:25.000 It was just a cool party.

00:30:27.000 That's also a chapter in my book.

00:30:29.000 Barbecues, because everyone knew their shit was going to rot.

00:30:31.000 They knew the power wasn't going on anytime soon.

00:30:36.000 So they were just barbecuing, having a gay old time.

00:30:39.000 It was awesome.

00:30:40.000 And that was because New York needs law and order.

00:30:43.000 Maybe other places don't.

00:30:45.000 You know, I've heard Paloma, Texas has so many guns that the police don't really have to do their job because there's nothing going on.

00:30:52.000 New York's not Texas.

00:30:54.000 And without law and order, this place turns into a fucking zoo with hyenas attacking people.

00:31:01.000 No, that's not a zoo.

00:31:03.000 A jungle.

00:31:05.000 A fucking jungle.

00:31:07.000 I don't wear my Rolex in the city anymore.

00:31:11.000 And I certainly don't have headphones and I don't look at my phone.

00:31:14.000 I look at people.

00:31:16.000 And they look at me too, like, you want to fucking go?

00:31:19.000 And I say, yes, I do with my eyes.

00:31:21.000 And they go, ah, fuck it.

00:31:24.000 Anyways, this was Good New York.

00:31:26.000 And we're on Ludlow in Houston.

00:31:29.000 And there was a bar called Fast Guy Eddie's that we met some people with.

00:31:35.000 And then there was Benjamin Cho, the gay fashion designer who has since OD'd on heroin.

00:31:39.000 He was a good friend of ours.

00:31:41.000 And we look, we see him in the window.

00:31:43.000 So now that the, sorry, I maybe jumped ahead too far.

00:31:46.000 So the first tower falls, the second tower falls.

00:31:48.000 It's pretty close together.

00:31:49.000 We can't believe it.

00:31:50.000 And eventually we got to get out.

00:31:54.000 So we leave our house.

00:31:56.000 The sky is gray.

00:31:57.000 Everyone's on the streets.

00:31:58.000 Everyone is just sort of shaking their head.

00:32:00.000 We want to still watch the news all day, but we also don't want to sit and watch the news all day.

00:32:07.000 It seems so bizarre to have an attack like that or whatever the hell just happened and just be sitting at home.

00:32:14.000 So we thought the TVs will be on in bars.

00:32:16.000 Let's go get a drink and fucking...

00:32:18.000 So now it's around 11 a.m., maybe noon.

00:32:21.000 We walk by the bar and there's Benjamin Cho, and he's like, banging on the glass as we walk by, and he goes, two for one, two for one.

00:32:31.000 Two for one.

00:32:32.000 So we go in there, we get some beers.

00:32:35.000 The TV's not working, and we can't see what's going on.

00:32:38.000 So we go farther up the street to Doc Holidays.

00:32:41.000 That was kind of our local at the time.

00:32:43.000 I remember one time at Doc Holidays, my wife and I had broken up, girlfriend and I, and I was just sitting there alone drinking a beer.

00:32:54.000 And then they played the night.

00:32:57.000 No, yeah, they drove old Dixie down.

00:33:01.000 And the band was singing.

00:33:03.000 And I just sat there crying, crying into my beer at Doc Holidays, a Western bar with like cowboy boots on the ceiling.

00:33:11.000 I can't listen to that song anymore.

00:33:15.000 They drove old Dixie down.

00:33:16.000 Is that the band?

00:33:18.000 Yes.

00:33:18.000 You're not supposed to like the band, but God, I love that song.

00:33:21.000 Goodoon, goodong.

00:33:24.000 Another time, Jesse.

00:33:27.000 Oh, remember?

00:33:28.000 We'll call him JP.

00:33:29.000 Remember, I like your new sunglasses.

00:33:32.000 That guy?

00:33:34.000 Long story short, him and his girlfriend were junkies.

00:33:38.000 They invited us over for a breakfast party.

00:33:41.000 It was clear they were high of their minds and hadn't bought anything for their waffles.

00:33:44.000 And the waffles were a hello kitty waffle maker that made individual ones this big for kids.

00:33:49.000 So they had no butter.

00:33:50.000 And he goes, I'll get butter.

00:33:51.000 And they were doing this thing that junkies do where they pretend everything's fine.

00:33:54.000 Meanwhile, their eyes are like this, like, hey, how are you, guys?

00:33:59.000 And so he goes, I'll get butter.

00:34:00.000 And she goes, no, no, I'll get it, sweetie.

00:34:02.000 I love you.

00:34:03.000 Both high out of their minds.

00:34:04.000 And we're all sitting there going, this is your big brunch party you invited us up for?

00:34:09.000 The Hello Kitty coffee maker was this big.

00:34:12.000 And it made one cup at a time.

00:34:14.000 Now I'm retelling the story.

00:34:16.000 And he's trying to make it work and adjusting it because he's so high he can't figure out a child's coffee maker.

00:34:22.000 Not that children should have coffee makers.

00:34:24.000 Yeah, that was it.

00:34:26.000 She's messing with the top part, trying to get the thing to fit in.

00:34:30.000 And then she puts on her sunglasses so the people at the butter store at the local bodega can't see her fucking tired eyes.

00:34:38.000 And she goes back to get her sunglasses and he sees her.

00:34:42.000 And then as she's walking down the hallway, he goes, I like your new sunglasses.

00:34:54.000 I just looked at my girlfriend and we both go, let's get the fuck out of here.

00:34:57.000 Which we all did.

00:34:59.000 He told me one time her computer was broken, like the operating system, whatever didn't work.

00:35:04.000 And they were both so high that he's like, well, you know what you should do?

00:35:08.000 You obviously have a conflict with some of your preferences.

00:35:11.000 So delete the preferences and then reboot with that and you'll find out the preference that's causing the font conflict.

00:35:17.000 As he was talking, he had his finger this far up his ass.

00:35:22.000 That's what junkies do.

00:35:24.000 Imagine your tech guy is just anally raping himself as he explains what fonts could be causing a problem.

00:35:31.000 But one time he came into Doc Holidays and he had two large coffees.

00:35:35.000 And I go, what are you doing?

00:35:36.000 And he goes, oh, I don't know, man.

00:35:38.000 I'm just super tired.

00:35:40.000 I'm rehashing all the old stories.

00:35:42.000 This is a classic one.

00:35:43.000 This might even be free.

00:35:45.000 So anyway, we all go in there and my wife's friends are all there.

00:35:50.000 My buddies are all there.

00:35:53.000 And word gets out.

00:35:54.000 And then on the way over there, Derek keeps saying, he's like, my mom's okay, right?

00:35:58.000 She's going to be okay?

00:36:00.000 And I go, yeah.

00:36:01.000 Me, mom thinking, no, I just saw her building collapse.

00:36:04.000 She's dead.

00:36:06.000 So I'm going, yeah, everything's going to be fine.

00:36:11.000 And we get to the bar and the TV's on loud and clear.

00:36:14.000 So that's the way you do these kind of events.

00:36:17.000 You don't sit alone at your home and hide.

00:36:19.000 You're around other people.

00:36:20.000 You talk to each other.

00:36:21.000 You bounce theories off each other.

00:36:23.000 The news is on blaring so everyone can hear it perfectly.

00:36:27.000 And we slowly see the breaking news.

00:36:30.000 We learn about people committing suicide, jumping off the top because they can't make it down because they're above the thing.

00:36:39.000 We see video of people falling.

00:36:41.000 I mean, over the course of the next few weeks, too, it got worse as we heard more and more about what had happened.

00:36:48.000 And you can't get through on cell phones.

00:36:51.000 No cell phones are working.

00:36:53.000 So he's trying to call his brother up in Canada, Derek is.

00:36:57.000 And he's calling his mother incessantly.

00:37:00.000 And we're drinking and we're talking about theories.

00:37:05.000 And Islam wasn't really on the tips of our tongues.

00:37:11.000 Today, when there's an attack, we go, what was his first name, please?

00:37:14.000 And we're waiting patiently to hear if it's, you know, McClintock or Muhammad, especially in Britain.

00:37:21.000 But back then, it was just like, how did the towers fall?

00:37:25.000 Wasn't it just a small fire or a big fire?

00:37:30.000 It didn't seem like that big of a deal when the first one hit.

00:37:32.000 And why did two towers explode?

00:37:35.000 That seems kind of weird.

00:37:36.000 And then there was, of course, no, everyone knew about the plane.

00:37:38.000 Sorry.

00:37:39.000 I'm trying to rehatch my thought process.

00:37:41.000 But obviously there was a lot of confusion going on.

00:37:44.000 And then there was this moment.

00:37:46.000 I actually cry.

00:37:48.000 A lot of crying in today's episode.

00:37:50.000 I cry in the audio chapter of this, in the audio book, when we cover this chapter, because it was so emotional when Derek finally got to a payphone, called his brother, and then he came back and she's okay.

00:38:04.000 And the story was she had an important meeting that day, a presentation.

00:38:10.000 She went down the stairs to Kinko's across the street, and she was doing the photocopy.

00:38:15.000 She left her purse on her desk.

00:38:17.000 She was doing the photocopying for the presentation.

00:38:21.000 I guess some PDFs that you couldn't email.

00:38:24.000 And then she watched her purse, her coworkers, her life fall down right in front of her.

00:38:31.000 So she was in a daze, a catatonic daze.

00:38:34.000 And she walked over.

00:38:35.000 She lived in Jersey at the time, and she just walked through the Holland Tunnel, back to Jersey.

00:38:44.000 Lincoln Tunnel?

00:38:45.000 No, Holland Tunnel.

00:38:46.000 Back to Jersey, just like a zombie.

00:38:49.000 And luckily, the brother had finally got a hold of her.

00:38:52.000 And so we all cheered when we heard that.

00:38:54.000 Everyone was hugging him, and all the girls were crying.

00:38:56.000 Derek wasn't crying.

00:39:00.000 So, anyway, that was great.

00:39:02.000 We were so happy she's alive.

00:39:04.000 We didn't know of any casualties of people we knew.

00:39:06.000 We were 30 years old, and we didn't know a lot of people who worked in finance.

00:39:13.000 Plus, we're living in the Lower East Side.

00:39:15.000 Almost everyone and all our friends were transplants from somewhere else.

00:39:19.000 Not that a lot of people living in the Lower East Side have parents who are in finance.

00:39:26.000 And then when we go back that night, there's tanks on the street, on Houston Street.

00:39:33.000 And we have to show our bills, our Con Ed bills, to get in.

00:39:36.000 We didn't have Con Ed bills, but I showed my ID to have my address on it.

00:39:39.000 But for the rest of the week, every time I left my street, I'd need Con Ed bills to go south of Houston.

00:39:45.000 And then Ryan McGinley, the photographer I discovered, the in-grade, who won't mention it, he went down there with Sam Sigalnick and Iersnod and Seaman Sperms.

00:39:57.000 Look up Ryan McGinley's 9-11 pictures because they're amazing.

00:40:02.000 They just drove down there on their BMXs and started taking these beautiful photographs, which again, to go back to what we were saying about art, it's macabre and sad and bizarre, but I'm glad these photos exist.

00:40:16.000 I think they capture better than this grainy, shitty footage that we've seen a million times.

00:40:24.000 Are you pulling those up?

00:40:25.000 Can you find those?

00:40:26.000 Dude, there's something wrong with your computer.

00:40:28.000 The internet is 1980s slow.

00:40:32.000 Do you have an Ethernet plugged directly into that computer?

00:40:36.000 Not to the second one.

00:40:37.000 Why not?

00:40:38.000 We're out of ports for it?

00:40:40.000 Wait, oh no, the Ethernet ports being used?

00:40:44.000 I could get a thing working for it.

00:40:47.000 What do you mean you could get a thing?

00:40:48.000 Are you just saying we're out of Ethernet cable?

00:40:52.000 No, I think ports.

00:40:54.000 We'll see.

00:40:56.000 It might be easily fixable.

00:40:58.000 You're saying you could take it out of another port, like the thing we use for the live shows.

00:41:04.000 Anyway, we'll dig that up, fuck nuts.

00:41:09.000 What?

00:41:10.000 What did you look up?

00:41:11.000 Ryan McGinley, September 11th.

00:41:13.000 Go 9 slash 11.

00:41:16.000 That's what I did at first.

00:41:18.000 Ryan McGinley, 9-11 photos.

00:41:21.000 Then go to images.

00:41:26.000 I remember this coming up really easily a couple years ago.

00:41:29.000 Oh, yeah?

00:41:30.000 And I see a shape.

00:41:33.000 It was like it was a site, and there was an album of them, and we were skipping through them.

00:41:37.000 Maybe his shit's so valuable now that people, those are big sellers, and he doesn't want to have them online in case someone prints them out and frames them.

00:41:45.000 What's the name of the other guy that was involved?

00:41:47.000 He won't be there.

00:41:48.000 Okay.

00:41:48.000 Maybe Dash Snow 9-11?

00:41:50.000 Yeah.

00:41:51.000 That sounds familiar.

00:41:54.000 They went down there and checked it out.

00:41:56.000 Now, later, I had this friend Sprague.

00:41:59.000 I think he was a junkie too, photographer.

00:42:01.000 He actually did...

00:42:02.000 It's amazing how this wall is coming in so relevant to this episode.

00:42:07.000 We've now mentioned every picture on the bar wall.

00:42:09.000 There's the smiling soldier that G. Vaucher did.

00:42:12.000 There's a Vietnam picture.

00:42:12.000 And in the middle, there's a slain buck that everyone thinks I killed.

00:42:16.000 No, Sprague shot that after a three-day hunt, tracking the animal.

00:42:20.000 Great photographer.

00:42:23.000 Nope, nothing there.

00:42:25.000 Nope.

00:42:27.000 Geez, that's weird.

00:42:33.000 Yeah, remember there was a site.

00:42:35.000 Wait, whoa.

00:42:36.000 No.

00:42:37.000 There was a site that we were skipping through the pictures.

00:42:39.000 They were on bikes.

00:42:40.000 It was like at nighttime.

00:42:41.000 There was like a bluish huge.

00:42:42.000 I'll keep looking.

00:42:43.000 I'll keep talking.

00:42:44.000 Gotcha.

00:42:45.000 So, Sprague, we don't want footage for this.

00:42:48.000 You don't want to see what happened.

00:42:50.000 But he lived near there.

00:42:52.000 And you know that footage they have?

00:42:56.000 There was a French camera crew that were following one particular firehouse.

00:43:01.000 And it was sort of mundane, as it is with a firehouse most of the time.

00:43:05.000 You're rushing to wait, waiting to rush.

00:43:08.000 And they happened to have their camera holding it sideways, pointing up, and they caught the plane hitting the tower.

00:43:17.000 Are there conspiracy theorists who think there was no plane?

00:43:20.000 Yes.

00:43:21.000 They think it was a drone or some sort of like remote-controlled thing or a missile.

00:43:26.000 Okay, fine.

00:43:27.000 At least they admit there was a thing.

00:43:29.000 So they think there was a giant aluminum foil drone.

00:43:33.000 Something like that, or even a missile that they edited to make it look like a plane.

00:43:37.000 Like they always show like there's like a shot.

00:43:40.000 They show that thing on the bottom or whatever?

00:43:42.000 Yeah, and they're like, since when does this happen?

00:43:45.000 Or whatever.

00:43:47.000 My personal theory is that when someone sees that level of evil, their brain can't handle it.

00:43:54.000 So they immediately go to government.

00:43:58.000 It's not what you think.

00:43:59.000 It's not Islam.

00:44:00.000 And it could be a fear of racism, too.

00:44:02.000 This goes back to the middle class thing, where they go, white people did that.

00:44:06.000 That was George W. Bush.

00:44:07.000 It's an inside job.

00:44:08.000 It's all white people.

00:44:10.000 Nothing to do with Islam.

00:44:11.000 Nothing to do with Arabs.

00:44:12.000 Nothing to do with bin Laden.

00:44:14.000 Another angle David Cross said, and this was not uncommon, was, and I'll get back to Sprague, was, yeah, we had it coming.

00:44:24.000 You know, it was because of our foreign policy.

00:44:28.000 And I said to him at the time, I'm like, why are you imbuing all of this authority and rational behavior on the Taliban, on al-Qaeda, on radical Islam?

00:44:38.000 Like, if we're good, they're good.

00:44:39.000 If we're bad, they're bad.

00:44:40.000 No.

00:44:41.000 They behead women based on the rumor that they were going to leave their husband.

00:44:46.000 They're not rational.

00:44:48.000 They are cavemen.

00:44:53.000 Like, I think it was even his cousin that said to me, no, we need to have loose borders because if we have strict borders, then these other countries in Central America, they'll get mad at us.

00:45:03.000 And they'll want to hurt us.

00:45:06.000 What kind of cuck mentality is that?

00:45:08.000 I mean, both Jewish people, by the way.

00:45:11.000 No, I'm not basing my foreign policy on pleasing Luddite, inbred savages.

00:45:18.000 And I'm not basing my border policy on not offending Mexicans.

00:45:22.000 What the fuck?

00:45:23.000 How about we ignore the rest of the world?

00:45:26.000 And this goes for every Western country, by the way.

00:45:28.000 Ignore the rest of the world.

00:45:29.000 Make sure your borders are strong.

00:45:31.000 Do your best.

00:45:32.000 You can throw some charity here and there once in a while.

00:45:35.000 But that's it.

00:45:36.000 I don't want you to like me.

00:45:38.000 I don't care about the international community.

00:45:42.000 The UN hired Saudi Arabia to handle women's rights.

00:45:49.000 So that's the international community at work.

00:45:51.000 Do you trust them?

00:45:52.000 Okay, you're retarded.

00:45:54.000 Wait, is this it?

00:45:57.000 That's an article about those guys.

00:46:01.000 Oh, yeah.

00:46:01.000 So the only time we can show it is when...

00:46:04.000 We showed it.

00:46:05.000 Yeah.

00:46:05.000 Stop.

00:46:06.000 Why don't you try putting that sentence in quotes?

00:46:08.000 Okay.

00:46:09.000 Streets were.

00:46:11.000 Okay, gotcha.

00:46:12.000 I'll get on that.

00:46:12.000 It's the kids were all right.

00:46:13.000 It was a New York Mag cover story.

00:46:20.000 Basically, what happened with that crew is they stole a picture for a laugh of their friend, nude, Michelle something.

00:46:30.000 She chased them out of the art gallery.

00:46:34.000 She jumped on the car.

00:46:36.000 They drove about five feet.

00:46:37.000 They got charged with, what was it, stealing and kidnapping because the car moved five feet.

00:46:46.000 So that counts as kidnapping someone.

00:46:47.000 So it was major charges.

00:46:49.000 So Seaman Sperms and Sam Sigalnik, the guy who basically invented wearing white jeans in the hipster world, they spent a year at Rikers.

00:46:59.000 And that's when everyone stopped partying and said, okay, I guess the party days are over.

00:47:05.000 It's time to get serious.

00:47:06.000 Same with Proud Boys New York.

00:47:09.000 The chapter sort of fizzled out after everyone went to prison.

00:47:13.000 You see, the government can influence change.

00:47:16.000 They can stop people from having fun.

00:47:20.000 So, yeah, the liberal response was bizarre.

00:47:25.000 And I remember going to Union Square on September 12th.

00:47:28.000 This is 24 hours after it happened.

00:47:31.000 And there was people holding up banners that said, justice, not revenge.

00:47:39.000 And it was like signs for peace and all this shit.

00:47:43.000 And I thought, can you not get a little bit angry?

00:47:46.000 The very next day, you're petrified.

00:47:48.000 Whoa, what happened there?

00:47:51.000 Car accident.

00:47:53.000 Oh, that was before I knew him.

00:47:55.000 Okay, so there we go.

00:47:57.000 So that's all the ash from the buildings falling down on the cars.

00:48:02.000 The whole area was miles of ash.

00:48:05.000 Fuck, I just remembered we went to this office a couple days later and we could see, it was a tall office building, we could see down at all the carnage.

00:48:18.000 All the trucks going in there, removing stuff.

00:48:20.000 There was pieces of bodies.

00:48:22.000 You would find a hand on a roof like three buildings away.

00:48:29.000 Or you'd just be down by City Hall and see a foot.

00:48:32.000 I'll get to that in a second.

00:48:36.000 Oh, it was alarming.

00:48:38.000 And yeah, it's okay to be wary of Islam if you were in New York during 9-11.

00:48:45.000 It was unimaginably damaging.

00:48:50.000 Not just in a physical sense, but in a psychological sense for the whole fucking city.

00:48:58.000 That used to be how you knew what was north and what was south.

00:49:00.000 You'd look down at the World Trade Center.

00:49:05.000 So play that clip of liberals reacting to this.

00:49:17.000 We just got a report in that there's been some sort of explosion at the World Trade Center in New York City.

00:49:24.000 Oh, another one just hit.

00:49:25.000 Something else just hit.

00:49:26.000 A very large plane just flew directly over my building, and there's been another collision.

00:49:32.000 I've never seen any.

00:49:33.000 It looks like a movie.

00:49:34.000 I saw a large plane like a meteor immediately heading directly into the World Trade Center.

00:49:40.000 Katie, I don't want to alarm anybody right now, but apparently, it felt just a few moments ago like there was an explosion of some kind here at the Pentagon.

00:49:57.000 We're not sure exactly what happened, but it was another explosion on the far side of one of the buildings from where we're standing.

00:50:02.000 One of the two towers of the World Trade Center, the upper center, collapsed.

00:50:08.000 This after this apparent terrorist attack this morning.

00:50:11.000 These two 110-story towers.

00:50:15.000 There you see it.

00:50:17.000 Just collapsing into the ground.

00:50:26.000 We can all go back to September 11th.

00:50:28.000 That was no mystery.

00:50:31.000 Faith or fear.

00:50:32.000 Faith or fear?

00:50:33.000 That's your choice.

00:50:34.000 Don't fear the terrorists.

00:50:35.000 There must be terrorists.

00:50:36.000 When the revolutionary war was going on, George.

00:50:39.000 Faith or fear.

00:50:42.000 So you either have faith in all of humanity as inherently good, or you live in fear, Islamophobia.

00:50:51.000 No.

00:50:52.000 No.

00:50:53.000 I don't have Indianophobia, and that's both feather and dot.

00:50:57.000 I don't have Lebaneseophobia.

00:50:59.000 I don't have Chineseophobia.

00:51:01.000 I don't have blackophobia.

00:51:03.000 I don't have any other phobia but Islamophobia.

00:51:07.000 And that's, as Jim Goad would say, not prejudice, it's post-judice.

00:51:12.000 I am judging post-the calamitous terrorism that dominates the globe.

00:51:19.000 Yes, the FBI can tell us it's domestic terrorism and white nationalism until they're blue in the face.

00:51:26.000 We're not blind.

00:51:28.000 Rosie Perez might be blind, but that's her name?

00:51:32.000 Rosie O'Neill.

00:51:32.000 Rosie O'Donnell.

00:51:33.000 Who's Rosie Perez?

00:51:35.000 She's the one who told me.

00:51:35.000 Oh, that's the one with the cheeks, chubby cheeks.

00:51:39.000 They're the terrorists.

00:51:40.000 They're mothers and father.

00:51:41.000 When the Revolutionary War was going on, George Washington and all them dudes was terrorists.

00:51:46.000 I don't believe in al-Qaeda.

00:51:47.000 I don't believe in the boogeyman, the Lot Ness monster.

00:51:50.000 I don't believe you believe in the.

00:51:51.000 But you don't think bin Laden knocked down the World Trade Committee?

00:51:54.000 Absolutely not.

00:51:55.000 Come on.

00:51:56.000 I don't.

00:51:56.000 You think they know where Osama bin Laden?

00:52:00.000 Al-Qaeda don't exist?

00:52:03.000 Al-Qaeda very proudly say they exist.

00:52:05.000 This reminds me of a great onion sketch from a million years ago where this conspiracy theorist, liberal conspiracy theorist, was denying that the terrorists did this and the terrorists did that.

00:52:14.000 And the terrorist was also on the show and he was very upset because he's like, we work very hard for that.

00:52:20.000 9-11 took very much planning.

00:52:23.000 You can't take that away from us.

00:52:25.000 Like, we're at the point where the radical left, we give the terrorists so much quarter that they're going, stop.

00:52:34.000 I blew that up on purpose.

00:52:36.000 Don't take it away from me.

00:52:39.000 You think they know where Osama bin Laden is?

00:52:41.000 Absolutely.

00:52:42.000 And it's hands off.

00:52:43.000 Absolutely.

00:52:43.000 Why?

00:52:44.000 Absolutely.

00:52:44.000 Because he's funded by their friends in Saudi Arabia.

00:52:47.000 He's back living with his sponsors, his benefactors.

00:52:51.000 And now we have over 5,000 innocent civilians died because we were cowardly when it came to a military personnel.

00:52:57.000 We have been the cowards, lobbing cruise missiles from 2,000 miles away.

00:53:02.000 That's cowardly.

00:53:04.000 That is sticking in the airplane when it hits the building.

00:53:07.000 Say what you want about it, not cowardly.

00:53:09.000 Bush was responsible for a lot more death, innocent death, than bin Laden.

00:53:15.000 Wasn't he?

00:53:15.000 Or am I wrong here?

00:53:17.000 Radical Christianity is just as threatening as radical Christianity.

00:53:20.000 Americans are puzzled.

00:53:23.000 Radical Christianity.

00:53:26.000 I think she's thinking of Timothy McVeigh, I guess.

00:53:30.000 What the fuck is she talking about?

00:53:32.000 That stupid, shitty lesbian who adopted a bunch of kids and then promptly ignored them.

00:53:36.000 That's the core of our enemies, is the childless, the familyless.

00:53:42.000 No, but Gavin Rosie had kids.

00:53:44.000 No, she didn't.

00:53:45.000 She bought kids.

00:53:46.000 She procured kids as accoutrements, like Perez Hilton did.

00:53:51.000 Like fucking, what's his name, Andy Cohen over at Bravo?

00:53:56.000 Yeah, they decorate their homes with little kids that they don't give a shit about.

00:54:00.000 That doesn't count as having a child.

00:54:03.000 This cunt totally ignored her kids their entire lives.

00:54:07.000 And all she does is preach about how evil the traditional American nuclear family is.

00:54:14.000 It always happens again and again.

00:54:16.000 Look at our enemies.

00:54:17.000 They're not in a family.

00:54:19.000 That's why they hate families.

00:54:21.000 That's radical Islam.

00:54:23.000 Americans are why so many people in the world hate us.

00:54:27.000 We seem so nice to ourselves.

00:54:30.000 They do hate us, though.

00:54:31.000 We know that.

00:54:32.000 And we're trying to protect ourselves with more weapons.

00:54:35.000 It might be better if we figured out how to behave as a nation in a way that wouldn't make so many people in the world want to kill us.

00:54:43.000 Fuck you.

00:54:44.000 Fuck you, Annie Rooney.

00:54:46.000 I'm glad you're dead.

00:54:47.000 Now that's not very Christian to speak of all the dead.

00:54:49.000 But you know what he's saying there is that we have to have the Middle East like us.

00:54:55.000 Outside of Israel, I don't want the Middle East.

00:54:58.000 To get the Middle East to like us, we'd have to make our females second-class citizens.

00:55:03.000 We'd have to make homosexuality illegal.

00:55:06.000 We'd have to be as archaic as them.

00:55:08.000 I'm not doing that.

00:55:09.000 No, sorry.

00:55:10.000 That's victim blaming, too, because you say what you want about our military endeavors over there, that that's the reason why, but like us just being free and living our lives, we deserve that.

00:55:20.000 That's what he's saying, basically.

00:55:22.000 Is that us, you know, like having cookouts and going to church?

00:55:26.000 No, he's talking about our foreign policy.

00:55:27.000 Oh, okay.

00:55:30.000 And how we should behave better.

00:55:31.000 But that implies that these terrorists are rational.

00:55:35.000 Look at the terrorists in London.

00:55:37.000 Are they assassinating people because of Britain's almost non-existent foreign policy?

00:55:43.000 Is that why Lee Rigby was beheaded in the streets because of London's foreign policy, because of what Britain does?

00:55:52.000 No.

00:55:52.000 Britain hasn't done shit for years, and they are still the enemy of Islam because they are infidels.

00:55:59.000 The Quran says convert or die.

00:56:01.000 Smite ye above their necks.

00:56:06.000 Okay, so let's get back to Sprague.

00:56:08.000 So he's walking.

00:56:09.000 Oh, there it is.

00:56:10.000 Isn't that a beautiful picture?

00:56:14.000 That's the Carl Zeiss lens.

00:56:17.000 A T20, I think, the camera that made his career, which he kind of stole from Terry Richardson.

00:56:27.000 So Sprague is possibly a junkie at the time.

00:56:32.000 I can't remember.

00:56:32.000 It's amazing how many people around me have been junkies.

00:56:35.000 I've known 12 to die.

00:56:36.000 But anyway, he's walking around and someone goes, you, you, get over here.

00:56:42.000 I think it was a cop.

00:56:42.000 Yeah, it was a cop.

00:56:43.000 Get over here.

00:56:44.000 We need you.

00:56:46.000 And I don't understand how you would jump, but I guess it's clear you're going to die.

00:56:56.000 I guess you're up against the hole and it's nothing but black smoke and you're coughing and coughing.

00:57:02.000 You've tried to go through the smoke.

00:57:03.000 It gets worse.

00:57:04.000 You keep coming back to the hole.

00:57:07.000 I don't know.

00:57:08.000 I feel like I would still kind of hide by the edge of the hole.

00:57:12.000 I don't know.

00:57:13.000 There was that guy who shimmied down.

00:57:15.000 Remember him?

00:57:17.000 He ripped all the skin off his hands and feet, but he went...

00:57:21.000 He made it down?

00:57:22.000 I believe so, yeah.

00:57:23.000 Whoa.

00:57:25.000 That's the guy I would be.

00:57:27.000 I would like surf it down as it fell and then run on the rubble that was falling.

00:57:33.000 That's basically what that guy said, Mark Wahlberg.

00:57:37.000 If he was on the flight, he would have taken him out.

00:57:39.000 He's like, if I was on the flight, it wouldn't happen.

00:57:41.000 Yeah, that was a dumb move.

00:57:42.000 Jesus, dude.

00:57:43.000 I'll tell you what, if anyone tries to hijack a flight today, they're going to get their asses kissed.

00:57:49.000 Kissed, kicked.

00:57:50.000 Wow.

00:57:51.000 Whoops.

00:57:52.000 That's my worst typo of the year.

00:57:53.000 It happened on the 20th anniversary of September 11th.

00:57:56.000 We bend the need of Islam so much, maybe they would get their asses kissed.

00:57:59.000 Yeah.

00:57:59.000 Well, yeah, that's a good example.

00:58:01.000 We deserve this.

00:58:03.000 Juan Williams was at NPR, PBS, whatever it's called, and he said, I feel uncomfortable when I'm about to get on a plane and I see Muslims lay out their prayer rug and start fanatically praying Allah Akbar.

00:58:17.000 It makes me uncomfortable.

00:58:17.000 It makes me nervous.

00:58:19.000 Yeah?

00:58:20.000 That's called being a normal human being with eyeballs and ear holes.

00:58:26.000 He lost his job for that.

00:58:28.000 And the only people that would touch him after That was Fox News as a way of saying fuck you to PBS.

00:58:34.000 That guy did not make it.

00:58:35.000 Talk about kissing Muslim ass.

00:58:38.000 He didn't make it?

00:58:39.000 No.

00:58:40.000 That's bad.

00:58:41.000 And I saw sort of like a waving way up on the 90th floor.

00:58:48.000 It was a man wearing a suit, and he was hanging out of the window and waving his suit jacket frantically, like trying to call for help.

00:59:01.000 Walked out onto the ledge, and behind him was a raging, raging inferno.

00:59:11.000 Yeah, you can't stand it.

00:59:13.000 Maybe that's why.

00:59:14.000 After a few seconds, he started to kind of climb down the face of the building.

00:59:20.000 And as he was climbing down, it looked like he had some kind of rope or something.

00:59:26.000 So he's kind of making his way down, and then he lost his grip.

00:59:31.000 All right, that's enough.

00:59:36.000 I mean, can we have some anger, please?

00:59:38.000 Never forget.

00:59:39.000 And then we forgot the next day.

00:59:43.000 Be wary of Islam.

00:59:45.000 That's the lesson here.

00:59:47.000 Political correctness was definitely a factor in this horrible catastrophe.

00:59:51.000 And it continues to be.

00:59:54.000 Anyway, so this is the horrific part I've sort of been saving for the end.

01:00:00.000 Sprague is on his way up, I guess, to see us.

01:00:03.000 He's leaving.

01:00:04.000 I mean, there's dust everywhere.

01:00:05.000 No, no.

01:00:05.000 Sorry, there's not dust everywhere yet.

01:00:07.000 There's dust in the clouds.

01:00:08.000 People are still jumping.

01:00:10.000 And he inadvertently was walking by an area where most of the people were jumping to their desks.

01:00:16.000 One couple jumped holding hands.

01:00:19.000 Doesn't that just fucking crush you?

01:00:21.000 I know I'm not giving this day enough gravity tasks.

01:00:24.000 This should be a much more intense episode.

01:00:25.000 I'm giving as much as I can.

01:00:27.000 The whole too soon thing was, I mean, I haven't been able to even look.

01:00:32.000 Whenever that would appear on TV, I go like that.

01:00:34.000 For just the past few years, I've been able to watch that footage.

01:00:41.000 So they were jumping off right where he was, like he was avoiding getting hit by them.

01:00:46.000 And their bodies were popping, making these loud bangs as they hit the pavement.

01:00:56.000 And that would also dismember them.

01:00:58.000 So there was pieces of people piled everywhere, not dissimilar to the Bataclan photos you saw.

01:01:05.000 So him, a couple cops, and people that were forced to volunteer, basically, were picking up a foot, an arm, and they were putting it on these pallets, piling them up.

01:01:18.000 And then eventually, I guess, they must have ran away and left the pallets there when they heard the rumbling?

01:01:29.000 Holy shit, it's possible Sprague was lying.

01:01:34.000 Because when did they decide to stop picking up body parts and run?

01:01:40.000 They're obviously at the base of the towers.

01:01:43.000 You didn't have a lot of time once they started collapsing.

01:01:47.000 He's a junkie.

01:01:48.000 Junkies lie.

01:01:49.000 Wow, it's taken me 20 years to realize this might be a lie.

01:01:52.000 And he said they just decided to stop.

01:01:55.000 Or did he not conclude it?

01:01:56.000 Because maybe he stopped before he was like a bunch of people.

01:01:59.000 I never got that part for some reason.

01:02:00.000 Maybe he's like, that's enough of that, and I'm out.

01:02:02.000 Well, it was the kind of thing you couldn't talk to him about because he had PTSD.

01:02:05.000 But maybe you couldn't talk to him because the details got too fuzzy.

01:02:09.000 It's also.

01:02:10.000 Because what do you do?

01:02:11.000 You're piling up body parts.

01:02:12.000 I'm not sure why someone said pile up these body parts.

01:02:15.000 But then you hear a rumble and go, we should probably stop doing this and run.

01:02:19.000 Maybe.

01:02:20.000 Or you just stop.

01:02:21.000 You're like, I can't, I don't want to do this any longer.

01:02:23.000 Yeah, that's another option.

01:02:24.000 And that's not the thing you'd want to just admit, maybe.

01:02:28.000 So that took me 20 years to realize now I think Sprague was lying.

01:02:32.000 It took me 10 years to realize I think Derek's lying.

01:02:35.000 I'm crying like a little baby on the audiobook.

01:02:38.000 And then I'm like, wait a minute.

01:02:40.000 There's no photocopiers in the World Trade Center?

01:02:43.000 And you got to go to Kinko's across the street?

01:02:47.000 And what is this magical Kinko's that has all this room in front of it with a giant window where you can look up and see 110 stories?

01:02:56.000 Oh, yeah.

01:02:57.000 The biggest Kinkos in the world?

01:02:59.000 If you go down to World Trade today, it's very dense, obviously.

01:03:04.000 And there's just nothing but little buildings and little windows.

01:03:07.000 And, you know, there's no like big open space with a gargantuan Kinkos with a massive parking lot.

01:03:15.000 There's nowhere to put your car in Lower Manhattan.

01:03:18.000 So where's this Kinkos?

01:03:20.000 And you had to leave the entire building to go do photocopies?

01:03:25.000 And then you sat there watching the Trade Center fall?

01:03:28.000 And then the story about walking across through the Holland Tunnel covered in gray dust as a zombie.

01:03:36.000 I think what happened was, and again, this is just a theory.

01:03:40.000 I think his mom did work at World Trade many, many years before.

01:03:45.000 He saw that.

01:03:46.000 He saw it as a way to inject himself into the story when we first, back just post-fart.

01:03:52.000 He's probably still drunk.

01:03:53.000 We probably went to bed at 4 a.m., right?

01:03:54.000 So we only got five hours sleep.

01:03:57.000 And then it started snowballing, although he did keep asking me if she's okay.

01:04:00.000 And then around, when we were at Doc Holidays, he probably went, all right, this is getting kind of intense.

01:04:05.000 I'm becoming the guy whose mom is there.

01:04:08.000 I'm going to change it.

01:04:10.000 So that's when he went, she's fine.

01:04:13.000 I got on the payphone.

01:04:15.000 But like, he had a whole bar cheering and crying.

01:04:18.000 If he's lying, that's fucking, that's beyond Joe Tonelli.

01:04:23.000 Who's GoFundMe is doing very well now.

01:04:26.000 It's up to $86.

01:04:28.000 My mom worked at the Twin Tower.

01:04:29.000 She cut hair there.

01:04:30.000 Really?

01:04:31.000 Years before anything bad happened to it.

01:04:34.000 So what would she do?

01:04:35.000 Just go to people's offices?

01:04:37.000 No, there's like hair salons in there.

01:04:39.000 Oh, in the basement?

01:04:40.000 Not just in the basement.

01:04:41.000 It's not Trump Tower.

01:04:42.000 I mean, there's...

01:04:43.000 How many stories was there?

01:04:45.000 110.

01:04:46.000 110 stories.

01:04:48.000 And yeah.

01:04:50.000 So anyway, we do the Doc Holidays thing.

01:04:53.000 I think Derek, I don't know what happened to him.

01:04:56.000 But the news, we watched the news for 46, 40 45 hours, 40, 40, 45, 45 hours.

01:05:07.000 It was amazing how much news we watched.

01:05:10.000 And all of a sudden, people are interested in politics.

01:05:13.000 Like, I go over to Trevor's house, the guy who said, bomb that shit, nigga.

01:05:16.000 And we bought a ton of Coke.

01:05:19.000 And I'm not proud of this, folks at home.

01:05:21.000 And he goes, you want to do Coke?

01:05:23.000 We're partying now on the night of September 12th.

01:05:27.000 That's the night it was.

01:05:28.000 And I go, think about it, dude.

01:05:29.000 How many times have we sat here talking about how owls are cool and Van Halen this and sex pistols that?

01:05:36.000 We finally have something to talk about.

01:05:39.000 So he laughed and we got an eight ball with the TV on and we stayed up for another 15, 20 hours just doing Coke and talking.

01:05:48.000 He had never given a shit about politics before.

01:05:51.000 So I sort of talked to him about what I knew about Israel, the Middle East, Saudi Arabia, all that stuff, foreign policy, what little I knew at the time, Pat Buchanan's book.

01:06:06.000 And then it slowly faded.

01:06:08.000 And they kept cleaning up the site.

01:06:12.000 And then, I don't know, Al-Qaeda won in a sense because we didn't get angry.

01:06:19.000 And we spent 13 years making a bizarre freedom tower that I believe, how much over budget was that?

01:06:27.000 I always get this number wrong.

01:06:28.000 I want to be accurate here.

01:06:29.000 It's either $14 or $34 billion over budget.

01:06:34.000 It looks like a twisted napkin.

01:06:35.000 You know when you want to try and get a bug out of your eye and you twist a napkin and make it pointy?

01:06:39.000 That's what it looks like.

01:06:40.000 It looks ridiculous.

01:06:42.000 And then there's these two massive holes that just look like...

01:06:50.000 Just look it up and tell me, dude, I'm talking.

01:06:53.000 The two holes are like the holes in our hearts.

01:06:56.000 It's depressing.

01:06:58.000 On September 12th, we should have had the plans drawn up to replace the World Trade Center exactly as it was.

01:07:09.000 Brick by brick, indistinguishable from the original, right?

01:07:13.000 And I had a fireman at the gym say to me, oh yeah, you want your kids to work in there?

01:07:18.000 I don't care who works in there.

01:07:21.000 Let's store hay in it.

01:07:24.000 It can be free.

01:07:25.000 Projects.

01:07:27.000 Let's put a mosque at the top of each of the two towers and then some fucking pig's blood at the base.

01:07:33.000 I don't care about that.

01:07:35.000 I don't care if it's empty.

01:07:38.000 But you build it up brick by brick, same plans, similar budget, and then you have a plaque, a small plaque outside that says, from September 11th, 2001,

01:07:53.000 after a terrorist attack, to November 30th, 2004, these towers were not here.

01:08:05.000 And then you know what the real victory would be?

01:08:07.000 It would be if you had British people who denied that it ever happened.

01:08:11.000 No, you see a lot of footage.

01:08:13.000 You'll notice there's not a lot of people talking about it because it never happened.

01:08:17.000 Those are the same.

01:08:18.000 They've done carbon dieting on the bricks and they can see it's the same bricks that were there from the 50s, which obviously wouldn't be true, but that would warm my heart.

01:08:27.000 You know why?

01:08:27.000 Because it would make the terrorists furious.

01:08:31.000 Right now, that's a shrine to their success.

01:08:35.000 All right, we should wrap this up.

01:08:38.000 It's been a while.

01:08:40.000 If you want to get deeper into this, and I think you should, you should check out New York Nico.

01:08:48.000 Look him up on Instagram.

01:08:49.000 Do you have the over budgetness yet?

01:08:52.000 Let's see.

01:08:52.000 The project's $14 billion cost keeps rising as commodities yada dom.

01:08:59.000 All right.

01:09:00.000 So you don't know.

01:09:00.000 No.

01:09:01.000 We'll have to do that after the mailbag.

01:09:06.000 I'll look it up on my phone.

01:09:08.000 It'll take me the time it takes to say, Ryan, shut up.

01:09:10.000 I will have found it.

01:09:12.000 Like, can't you just put in how much over budget was the Freedom Tower?

01:09:17.000 That's what I typed.

01:09:20.000 It's done now.

01:09:23.000 Hit news.

01:09:27.000 Still unfinished four hours ago?

01:09:30.000 It's not done?

01:09:35.000 That's why it's a current estimate.

01:09:38.000 Go back to the top there?

01:09:40.000 Freedom Tower, the Skyscraper Summit News Resilience.

01:09:43.000 Absolutely not.

01:09:45.000 Unfinished 20 years later.

01:09:47.000 Jesus H. Well, that's depressing.

01:09:54.000 Anyway, pull up New York Nico on Instagram.

01:09:58.000 What he's been doing all week, God bless his cotton socks, although he's made it very clear he hates me.

01:10:02.000 That's fair.

01:10:03.000 Really?

01:10:05.000 He's been interviewing people who were there.

01:10:07.000 And they're really cool interviews because they're not well done in that the people talking are inarticulate.

01:10:15.000 Oh, this fucking guy with the headphones.

01:10:17.000 His takeaway from September 11th is how hard it is to be a Muslim because everyone's judging him after.

01:10:22.000 So I'm the bad guy.

01:10:25.000 Not the Muslims who gave you that reputation, but all the people who notice patterns.

01:10:31.000 And he goes, I'm at the airport.

01:10:33.000 Like, go back to him.

01:10:35.000 Now I'm at the airport, people are asking me questions.

01:10:37.000 I grow a beard, everyone's staring at me.

01:10:39.000 Yeah, because your people murdered 3,000 of our people.

01:10:44.000 You don't get away with that scot-free.

01:10:46.000 There's ramifications, my friend.

01:10:48.000 I'm sorry you were inconvenienced by your people's mass murdering.

01:10:52.000 Like the fucking arrogance of these immigrates.

01:10:55.000 Play that?

01:10:56.000 Well, the reason I wanted to meet you on Central Booking was because this is, you know, the epicenter.

01:11:02.000 This is the second ground zero for American Muslims.

01:11:04.000 In the sense where we weren't just Americans who were victimized by this thing, now we were all suspect.

01:11:09.000 And because we were Muslim, we believed in a certain thing, we were going to be expected to prove our innocence.

01:11:17.000 You know what I'm trying to say?

01:11:18.000 So there was a handful of time.

01:11:21.000 I mean, at that point, I'm 11 years old, so I'm not really face-to-face with the cops.

01:11:26.000 I can still jump on the train and they'll think, oh, this dumb kid, whatever.

01:11:29.000 But then you turn to a certain age where you go beer and they start looking at you different.

01:11:32.000 You notice it right away.

01:11:35.000 What's worse?

01:11:36.000 Getting questioned because you look like a terrorist and you have a terrorist's name?

01:11:41.000 Or falling off a building that you had to leave because you were burning alive.

01:11:45.000 And also, they're not thinking, oh, there's just some dumb kid.

01:11:48.000 They're not thinking of you at all.

01:11:50.000 You're not a thought in their mind.

01:11:52.000 There's fucking millions of people.

01:11:53.000 This goes back to when black people go, you know, I get on an elevator and women grab their purse.

01:11:58.000 Okay.

01:11:59.000 Aren't you mad at the guys who developed that pattern and made women want to grab their purse?

01:12:03.000 You know, no one grabs a purse when an Asian gets on the elevator.

01:12:06.000 Yeah, because Asians tend not to snatch purses.

01:12:09.000 Get mad at people.

01:12:10.000 You know, I'm Scottish, Scotch-Irish.

01:12:12.000 When I go to a bar and I order a whiskey, people get worried and they think, uh-oh, hope this guy doesn't get all violent when he gets wasted because that's what those people are known for.

01:12:21.000 I often get violent when I'm wasted.

01:12:23.000 Actually, I don't.

01:12:24.000 But I'm mad at the Scotch-Irish for giving us this drunken reputation.

01:12:29.000 It's a dumb analogy because I'm not.

01:12:31.000 But you know what I'm saying?

01:12:32.000 Like, get mad at the group that developed a pattern, not at the people who noticed the pattern.

01:12:37.000 Then you go on an airplane and you can see people are physically sick because they're nervous.

01:12:42.000 They can't settle next to you.

01:12:43.000 So there's this presumed secondary identity that we're supposed to have.

01:12:48.000 That we're supposed to be part of like this Muslim ummah.

01:12:50.000 And the Muslim ummah just attacks America.

01:12:52.000 Well, the reason why I wanted to meet your high tension booking was because.

01:12:55.000 Yeah.

01:12:55.000 That's the level of intelligence you have at slate.

01:12:58.000 But click on that guy.

01:12:59.000 That's the best one.

01:13:00.000 This is what I mean when I say it's not professional interviews.

01:13:04.000 This is why I like cop books that are badly written because I know I'm getting the real deal.

01:13:09.000 Like the fact that this guy repeats himself so much actually shows the trauma, which makes it a better interview.

01:13:15.000 I have two photos that I took.

01:13:16.000 I remember taking a camera with me the night of it and then a couple of nights afterwards.

01:13:23.000 And these are the only two photos that I have ever taken.

01:13:30.000 I think I took this picture on the 15th of September.

01:13:34.000 This one too.

01:13:35.000 These are the only two photos that I took.

01:13:39.000 I don't know.

01:13:40.000 I remember feeling embarrassed almost to take photographs.

01:13:43.000 I guess some of the things that I witnessed.

01:13:46.000 I felt embarrassed.

01:13:47.000 So these are the only two photos that I've taken.

01:13:50.000 But when I recall on the events that happened that day, like I said, it was the worst day that I had witnessed in my lifetime.

01:13:59.000 But to see the outpouring of help and things that happen after that, you know, it's like the world's not perfect, but there are a lot of people that still want to do good in this world.

01:14:09.000 And that was on full display after 9-11.

01:14:12.000 I have two photos that I took.

01:14:14.000 I remember taking a camera with that.

01:14:16.000 Okay.

01:14:17.000 So that's the takeaway.

01:14:18.000 I guess we'll wait till the final video to summarize.

01:14:23.000 Let's see what you guys are saying.

01:14:24.000 Let's jump to the mailbag.

01:14:39.000 Everybody.

01:14:41.000 I feel like the beginning of that song should go, doodle-doodle.

01:14:45.000 Everybody.

01:14:52.000 All right, let's see what 911 the badoopa does.

01:15:01.000 Okay, this is from John.

01:15:03.000 It's called 911 First Responder Story.

01:15:07.000 Hi, Gabriel.

01:15:08.000 I've written you before with details about how Eric Adams is a lying bastard that I got from my grandfather, retired MIPD captain.

01:15:15.000 So he's done talking about Eric Adams now.

01:15:17.000 The rest is about his grandfather.

01:15:20.000 My grandfather had been retired from the force for a few years, but he likely but he, like many who had served the city at its worst, felt he must do anything he could do to help.

01:15:29.000 He got together with a few fellow retirees.

01:15:31.000 They used their connections to be able to get into the site and volunteered to aid in any way they could.

01:15:36.000 For a few weeks, he helped to bring and deliver food and water to the firemen and other responders on the site.

01:15:41.000 Here's an article about him on embraceofaging.com.

01:15:46.000 No, that's our site.

01:15:49.000 My grandfather, thank God, does not seem to have any of the health issues, at least that we know of, attributable to being exposed to the ash, etc.

01:15:57.000 I did know a paramedic from Jersey who was literally among the first ambulances that entered the ground zero to dig for survivors.

01:16:03.000 In the last 20 years, I don't know if 15 minutes of his life have gone by without breaking into uncontrollable coughing fits that can last for over two minutes at a time.

01:16:12.000 Fuck Islam.

01:16:13.000 Honor our heroes like you more than a friend.

01:16:17.000 Do you have to say fuck Islam to honor our heroes on 9-11?

01:16:23.000 Absolutely.

01:16:26.000 That's my biggest problem.

01:16:27.000 That's the whole point of this show, is that we keep separating Islam from 9-11.

01:16:33.000 It was just, was it a plane accident?

01:16:36.000 Was it a building fire?

01:16:37.000 No, it was a terrorist attack waged by jihadists.

01:16:42.000 The end.

01:16:44.000 You can tell me that George W. Bush allowed them to do it.

01:16:48.000 You can tell me a lot of things.

01:16:51.000 I'm open to many theories.

01:16:53.000 But one thing I'm not open to is absolving Islam of culpability for this act, for this day.

01:17:01.000 Let's not forget that.

01:17:03.000 The West is the best.

01:17:05.000 The East sucks.

01:17:06.000 And Muhammad Atta and his gay buddy personify everything wrong with the East.

01:17:14.000 And the East doesn't get much worse than the Middle East.

01:17:17.000 It's funny that it's called the Middle East and it's the most extreme.

01:17:21.000 What up, Gavin guy?

01:17:23.000 So to me, 9-11 was clearly an inside job, but not everyone has taken the time to look into it.

01:17:26.000 For those curious, I'd highly recommend starting with the documentary Loose Change.

01:17:30.000 Lose Change, that's been debunked.

01:17:33.000 Hello, hello, hello.

01:17:35.000 Check one, check two, check three.

01:17:37.000 Check four, check five, check six, check seven, check eight, check nine, check ten.

01:17:40.000 This is not loose change, but why'd you interrupt me with that?

01:17:45.000 It's linked.

01:17:47.000 Oh.

01:17:48.000 Which can be found on YouTube for now at least.

01:17:50.000 And if you'd like further analysis, Owen Benjamin's live stream is pretty good too.

01:17:55.000 No, I saw an update on loose change, and the guy was taking most of it back.

01:18:00.000 I'm sick of people seeing a documentary made by a child, the loose change guy is a kid, and assuming that they've done research.

01:18:08.000 This is unique to millennials and Zoomers.

01:18:10.000 They think they've worked hard when they sat on their ass and watched some morons documentary.

01:18:15.000 That's not facts.

01:18:17.000 That's some asshole shitting out some theories.

01:18:22.000 Some of the street interviews in that day were just preposterous, as in you couldn't make this interview appear more scripted if you tried.

01:18:28.000 And how did all the concrete get vaporized?

01:18:31.000 What?

01:18:32.000 So it didn't happen?

01:18:35.000 Is he claiming crisis actors?

01:18:38.000 Yeah.

01:18:38.000 That's pretty nuts, dude.

01:18:40.000 What do you mean, crisis actors?

01:18:41.000 Why not just get the people there screaming?

01:18:44.000 Like, was no one freaking out that day?

01:18:47.000 I was there.

01:18:48.000 The whole city was freaking the fuck out.

01:18:54.000 Like, what's his version that it never fell?

01:18:59.000 That's pretty rich.

01:19:00.000 How did the concrete get vaporized?

01:19:03.000 Dude, I mean, like, when it crumbles, I mean, the air was full of...

01:19:08.000 We know what really happened.

01:19:10.000 The concrete was secretly shipped out.

01:19:14.000 18 wheelers showed up and snuck the concrete away.

01:19:17.000 Have you ever seen what thermite does to concrete?

01:19:21.000 It deletes it.

01:19:23.000 How did all the concrete get...

01:19:24.000 But one of the hijackers' passport managed to survive and land at the feet of one of the investigators.

01:19:30.000 Yeah, passports can survive.

01:19:32.000 In fact, the passport was not.

01:19:34.000 When I was at.

01:19:36.000 No, but plenty of documents survive.

01:19:38.000 When I was at, in France after Batta Clan, I saw a piece of passport from the suicide bomber who blew himself up outside the soccer stadium.

01:19:50.000 And by the way, Batta Clan and the soccer stadium and those attacks in France are perfect examples of what I'm talking about.

01:19:56.000 People so scared of appearing to be racist or prejudice and not calling bullshit on something.

01:20:03.000 Fucking Jesse, what's his name from Death from Above?

01:20:08.000 No, Eagles of Death Metal, has had his career canceled because he said, I don't know, some of the staff there, the Muslim staff, were acting weird.

01:20:18.000 Noticing that got him canceled.

01:20:21.000 He was smoking a cigarette out back.

01:20:22.000 The guy opens the back door.

01:20:24.000 He starts looking around.

01:20:25.000 Usually he says, when I'm at a show, I'm always out back smoking.

01:20:28.000 And I get in so much shit for leaving the door open because people sneak in.

01:20:32.000 So the bouncer always grabs me and goes, fucking, put out your cigarette.

01:20:34.000 Get in here.

01:20:35.000 We're closing the doors now.

01:20:36.000 We're starting to take tickets.

01:20:38.000 And this time he opened the door and went and went back in and didn't even look at me.

01:20:44.000 He's ruined for saying that.

01:20:46.000 This is the problem right there.

01:20:48.000 We're more scared of being called racist than we are of blowing up.

01:20:53.000 I'd rather be called racist, thanks.

01:20:57.000 Also, the Pentagon story was nonsense.

01:20:59.000 That was a missile.

01:21:01.000 Wouldn't it be easier just to use a plane?

01:21:04.000 And the flight that got put down in a cornfield, flight 93, the coroner on the scene said he stopped being the corner 10 minutes after arrival because there was no blood, no bodies.

01:21:12.000 Says who?

01:21:12.000 Like, let me see that corner.

01:21:16.000 Also, the passengers allegedly made cell phone calls from inside the plane before overtaking the cockpit and crashing the plane when no cell phone could ever be capable of phone call from that altitude.

01:21:25.000 I'm willing to con that does, that was fishy.

01:21:29.000 My theory with that plane is it was shot down and America needed a good story, so they invented the let's roll and they invented the calls.

01:21:42.000 I don't know.

01:21:43.000 But wait a minute.

01:21:44.000 The plane was going down.

01:21:46.000 So maybe they made the calls here.

01:21:50.000 Because they have to bring it low, right?

01:21:52.000 They have to bring the plane low to do what they're doing.

01:21:56.000 When a plane's crashing, it's low at some point.

01:21:58.000 Yeah.

01:21:58.000 What altitude can cell phones work?

01:22:03.000 This guy emails us many times a day.

01:22:06.000 Adam.

01:22:07.000 Okay, Gavin and Rygai, cover the bunch that didn't board the flights bound for the towers.

01:22:11.000 It's so many celebrities.

01:22:13.000 I almost think they're flying 24-7.

01:22:16.000 It's amazing when I read these letters how much I'm translating them from unbelievably retarded grammar because American public education is garbage to a normal sentence.

01:22:29.000 Let me just tell you how the letters arrive in my computer.

01:22:32.000 You ready for this?

01:22:33.000 This is me not translating.

01:22:35.000 Cover the bunch that didn't board the flights bound for the towers, but it's so many I almost think celebrities are flying 24-7.

01:22:42.000 No punctuation.

01:22:45.000 Yeah, I guess a lot of celebrities are claiming they were going to be on that flight.

01:22:54.000 And it sounded just like a missile coming in with a large explosion and then debris showering down in front of us.

01:23:02.000 Before we begin, we publish new videos every day.

01:23:04.000 God, imagine if we had lost whoever the fuck that was.

01:23:07.000 That would have been so sad.

01:23:08.000 What a celebrity.

01:23:12.000 Was Jackie Chan claiming that he was going to be on one of those planes?

01:23:17.000 Rob Lowe.

01:23:19.000 Whoever that is.

01:23:21.000 Great pasta chef.

01:23:30.000 That doesn't count.

01:23:31.000 Vaguely familiar.

01:23:32.000 I recognize Rob Lowe.

01:23:34.000 Patty Austin.

01:23:34.000 Who the fuck?

01:23:35.000 Oh, she was childish.

01:23:37.000 She was, of course, in the blockbuster Arthur Godfrey's Talent Scouts.

01:23:47.000 Oh, there you go.

01:23:50.000 George Bush was almost on the plane.

01:23:56.000 Okay, thank you for your shitty letter, Adam.

01:23:59.000 Please stop emailing us 50 times away.

01:24:05.000 Is it possible that these celebrities are just trying to get attention?

01:24:10.000 It's a recreation of what he would have done if he was on the flight.

01:24:13.000 And is this a conspiracy theory?

01:24:14.000 Like they're saying they knew and they were told not to get on the flight?

01:24:18.000 Like a level of corruption this high would be worried about Jackie Chan?

01:24:23.000 I really like his movies.

01:24:24.000 I got to risk blowing up this whole plot.

01:24:27.000 We are sacrificing the lives of many Americans.

01:24:29.000 However, leave Jackie Chan out of this.

01:24:32.000 Who was that?

01:24:33.000 Morgan Freeman?

01:24:34.000 Soros?

01:24:36.000 Soros?

01:24:37.000 loves Jackie Chan.

01:24:39.000 And Morgan Freeman sounds exactly the same.

01:24:41.000 Okay, the last one.

01:24:43.000 We didn't get that many.

01:24:44.000 It's nice to be able to.

01:24:45.000 Oh, no, we did get another.

01:24:47.000 It's nice to be able to get a handle on the mail for once.

01:24:49.000 What's going on?

01:24:52.000 It's weird that they would throw this in a watch Mojo video.

01:24:57.000 Mark Wahlberg.

01:24:58.000 And then they just show him like railing a chick.

01:25:02.000 What?

01:25:03.000 What is this?

01:25:05.000 I heard some crazy gossip.

01:25:06.000 Totally.

01:25:07.000 This is nothing to do with the show or anything, but I just want to tell you before I forget.

01:25:13.000 I heard from a bouncer in New York who used to do really exclusive parties that I think he was an off-duty cop, that he walked into a room and a bunch of dudes were running a train on Princess Di.

01:25:28.000 Whoa.

01:25:32.000 Fairly reliable source.

01:25:34.000 Oh, another thing I neglected to mention.

01:25:36.000 So I was with Andrew W.K. on September 10th, right?

01:25:40.000 So he wakes up.

01:25:41.000 He was in, I think, Williamsburg, Brooklyn at the time, or maybe Park Slope or something.

01:25:47.000 So he wakes up, and his guitarist was named Jimmy something.

01:25:52.000 And he wakes up and he sees the smoke, and he's freaking the fuck out.

01:25:57.000 And he's alone watching this on the news.

01:25:59.000 And Jimmy's sleeping.

01:25:59.000 He's like, Jimmy, there's a terrorist attack.

01:26:02.000 He's like, yeah.

01:26:04.000 And he goes, I can't watch this on TV and out the window alone.

01:26:08.000 This is a monumental moment.

01:26:10.000 So he starts shaking him.

01:26:11.000 He goes, wake up, dude, wake up.

01:26:12.000 I'm not kidding.

01:26:13.000 Two planes went into the World Trade Center.

01:26:15.000 And Jimmy goes, Andrew, we can't do shit about it now, okay?

01:26:19.000 Oh, my God.

01:26:20.000 And they went back to bed.

01:26:22.000 Wow.

01:26:24.000 Wow.

01:26:25.000 You know, I got a call from my friend or no text saying, isn't this a fucking nightmare?

01:26:30.000 And I was like, what's happening?

01:26:32.000 And I thought that was like an attack happening or something to post 9-11 brand.

01:26:36.000 He was talking about the vaccine.

01:26:38.000 When you see what, is this a fucking nightmare?

01:26:41.000 Wait a minute.

01:26:42.000 I think so little of you.

01:26:44.000 We haven't discussed your 9-11 experience.

01:26:46.000 Oh, yeah.

01:26:47.000 I was taken out of school.

01:26:49.000 How old were you?

01:26:50.000 20?

01:26:51.000 No.

01:26:52.000 Like 6th grade?

01:26:53.000 6th or 7th grade?

01:26:54.000 Oh, that's 7th.

01:26:55.000 That's because it's irrelevant.

01:26:56.000 You were a little kid.

01:26:58.000 Well.

01:26:58.000 So you were like 11 years old.

01:27:00.000 Something like that, yeah.

01:27:01.000 And scary watching on TV and stuff.

01:27:04.000 And then the weird thing is the one story from that is my friend Rob, we weren't friends the year before.

01:27:11.000 Thanks for that detail.

01:27:12.000 I kept trying to fight him.

01:27:13.000 I was like, you want to fight?

01:27:14.000 And I was just fucking with him.

01:27:16.000 And he was kind of like a quiet kid.

01:27:18.000 His dad was a firefighter, one of the first responders, and he died in 9-11.

01:27:22.000 He came back the year later, and he was like, really, like, he got ripped over a summer.

01:27:28.000 Not ripped, but he was bigger.

01:27:29.000 He had more confidence, and he wasn't fucking around anymore.

01:27:32.000 And he was like, you still want to fight me?

01:27:34.000 And I was like, no, man.

01:27:35.000 And then we shook hands and whatever.

01:27:37.000 It was on lunch line.

01:27:39.000 I was like, don't fuck with guys whose dad died in 9-11.

01:27:43.000 But this was before, obviously.

01:27:44.000 But we became friends after that.

01:27:46.000 So weird.

01:27:47.000 Did you ever fuck him?

01:27:49.000 Yeah.

01:27:50.000 Okay.

01:27:50.000 After a while, he held out.

01:27:54.000 9-11 Chico State.

01:27:55.000 I was attending Chico State when it happened.

01:27:56.000 I knew something was wrong that day because my roommate at the time, who was watching the news, they couldn't give two shits about the news.

01:28:02.000 I proceeded to get ready for school, blah, blah, blah.

01:28:05.000 Some office students came in and told everyone we need to leave because they were worried that a plane would be hitting the campus next.

01:28:12.000 Totally right, right.

01:28:13.000 Yeah, that makes sense.

01:28:14.000 It's a plane invasion.

01:28:17.000 This was quite laughable.

01:28:18.000 The next day during my history of the American Indian class, my professor, who was a pilot during the Vietnam War, said that the terrorists were really stupid.

01:28:26.000 He said if they actually wanted to do some real damage with the two planes that were headed to California, no, sorry.

01:28:32.000 He said that if they actually wanted to do some real damage, now you had a fucking comma, if to do to do, comma, do, to do, to do.

01:28:44.000 With the two planes that were headed to California with the most fuel, they should have waited until they were over here to hijack the plane and then fly them into the Shasta Dam.

01:28:51.000 Two spaces after period is for morons.

01:28:54.000 It would wipe out all the electricity in Northern California, as well as their, spelled wrong, water supply for most of the region, including the city by the gate.

01:29:03.000 Jesus H. Christ.

01:29:06.000 Dude, learn English.

01:29:09.000 It's so annoying.

01:29:11.000 As someone who edited a magazine for 15 years, it's just so disappointing to see two spaces after period and Northern Californian instead of California.

01:29:21.000 Like, learn English.

01:29:24.000 With all the red tape and the fact that we have not built a new dam or power plant in this state since the 1960s, I highly doubt it would even be rebuilt by today.

01:29:36.000 You're just massacring the English language.

01:29:38.000 I highly doubt it would even be rebuilt by today.

01:29:43.000 I highly doubt it would be rebuilt even by today's standards.

01:29:47.000 No, that's not what I meant to say.

01:29:50.000 I highly doubt it would be rebuilt today.

01:29:52.000 That's all you have to say.

01:29:56.000 Once he said this, my natural question was, why not just crash it into the Hoover Dam?

01:30:01.000 He's responded that the Hoover Dam is way too thick and it would barely make a scratch.

01:30:05.000 But the Shasta Dam is actually quite vulnerable.

01:30:08.000 Anyway, I thought that was an interesting take.

01:30:10.000 Yes, it is.

01:30:11.000 But you ruined it with your fucking shitty grammar.

01:30:13.000 Can you just read over the letter before you hit send?

01:30:16.000 Is that too much to ask?

01:30:17.000 I mean, it's essentially a script for a TV show.

01:30:20.000 It's a monologue.

01:30:21.000 I'm reading your monologue on this show.

01:30:24.000 So please put a little bit more effort into it.

01:30:29.000 Do you remember this?

01:30:32.000 People right after 9-11 were suspecting that they might do something with Indian Point, which would affect like millions of people.

01:30:39.000 Well, I'm not sure they were going for maximum damage.

01:30:42.000 I think they were going for maximum optics.

01:30:45.000 And New York City, World Trade Center, I think you achieved your goal better than inconveniencing people's water supply in a place, a state that no one likes or cares about.

01:30:56.000 I didn't know if you know that, California.

01:30:59.000 We know, as New Yorkers, we know when we travel everyone hates us, but I don't think Californians realize that everyone hates them.

01:31:07.000 Especially L.A. Hey guys, my memory's pretty hazy, but that's how it goes when 20 years pass.

01:31:11.000 I was in eighth grade in Southwest Iowa.

01:31:13.000 I already don't care.

01:31:14.000 I had first-period algebra when the first tower was hit.

01:31:20.000 Second period was in social studies.

01:31:22.000 I thought you get periods every 28 days.

01:31:24.000 25 days?

01:31:27.000 You might be pregnant.

01:31:28.000 We walk into the room and our teacher was just sitting at his desk in the back room with the TV on.

01:31:32.000 He told us something bad had happened in NYC.

01:31:35.000 We watched the live broadcast as the second plane hit.

01:31:38.000 He rushed to turn the TV off.

01:31:40.000 He then proceeded to explain to us, with tears in his eyes, that what we saw couldn't have been an accident.

01:31:45.000 As the day ended and finally getting a full grasp on the day, I wasn't sure what to feel.

01:31:48.000 Anger, sadness for sure.

01:31:50.000 But as a 13-year-old, it didn't seem to fully hit.

01:31:53.000 Not until a couple weeks later.

01:31:55.000 My dad was a Kansas City Chiefs season ticket holder.

01:31:59.000 As fate would have it, the first game the Chiefs would play after 9-11 was the New York Giants.

01:32:04.000 Oh yeah, I remember that was a big day, the first Mets game, and they came out wearing an MYPD hat.

01:32:11.000 And it's in the Baseball Hall of Fame.

01:32:14.000 That hat.

01:32:16.000 As most people are aware, they normally have someone lined up to sing the national anthem.

01:32:19.000 For this one, they didn't.

01:32:21.000 We stood there with a field-size flag.

01:32:25.000 Field-sized.

01:32:26.000 And it's field-dash-sized.

01:32:28.000 Sorry.

01:32:30.000 Singing in unison with 78,000 other Americans.

01:32:33.000 It was the first time I saw a tear stream down my father's face.

01:32:36.000 That's when it hit me.

01:32:38.000 I still get chills remembering that day.

01:32:40.000 They had fireman boots going up and down every aisle, collecting money to send to NYC.

01:32:44.000 That's America.

01:32:45.000 I will never forget.

01:32:49.000 All right, let's get to the final video.

01:33:12.000 I want to add just a brief moment of levity before we say our goodbyes and introduce the weekend.

01:33:21.000 But I think the levity is relevant too because we discovered this week that we no longer have to guess if people are kidding or not.

01:33:30.000 There's enough comedy around us in Clown World to enjoy ourselves.

01:33:33.000 So when people call you a bigot for saying Muslims did 911, 911, 9-11, laugh.

01:33:39.000 Enjoy yourself.

01:33:41.000 That's funny.

01:33:42.000 And this is funny too.

01:33:45.000 Now, keep in mind that this low-budget African news show is using lawn chairs as their chairs because no one's going to see the chairs, so might as well save some money.

01:33:58.000 Is that a place and a point for them to raise that?

01:34:00.000 Or is it a done deal by the time Trevor Manual?

01:34:03.000 It's actually an opportunity for members of parliament to actually contract and go through the documentation that is going to be presented to the public.

01:34:15.000 And the opportunity for proper engagement is actually after the tabling of the hearing is that as we have to do.

01:34:25.000 We just have to.

01:34:31.000 Very Zach Galfanakis.

01:34:32.000 Yeah, wow.

01:34:35.000 See, slapstick is everywhere.

01:34:36.000 God, it's funny, too.

01:34:38.000 Do you hear the noise he made when he took a spill?

01:34:44.000 I want to be presented to the public.

01:34:46.000 And the opportunity for proper engagement is actually after the tabling of the.

01:34:53.000 I didn't hear that.

01:34:54.000 When I hear retarded, I just put my ear up to the microphone.

01:34:57.000 Wow.

01:34:58.000 Wow.

01:35:00.000 I feel like you.

01:35:01.000 That's crazy.

01:35:03.000 Okay.

01:35:05.000 Not all Muslims are terrorists, but all of these terrorists seem to be Muslims.

01:35:11.000 Yes, there have been some racist white supremacist attacks over the past 10 years.

01:35:18.000 There have been about 40 people killed post-9-11 in white supremacist attacks.

01:35:24.000 I'm throwing in like Dylan Roof and that kind of stuff.

01:35:27.000 This is in a world where you call everyone who supports Trump a white supremacist.

01:35:32.000 So basically, you're talking about hundreds of millions of people and you've got 40 deaths.

01:35:37.000 The Muslim attacks in America in the past 10 or so years is almost 182 people dead.

01:35:46.000 We've got eight in the Westside Highway, 13 in San Bernardino, 14 in Fort Hood, and then we had 49 at Pulse.

01:35:58.000 Four major attacks.

01:36:00.000 And I'm not including the beheading at that meat packing plant and other, you know, one-person things.

01:36:06.000 I'm talking about mass killings.

01:36:09.000 So that's 84 dead.

01:36:10.000 But here's what's relevant about the 84 dead.

01:36:13.000 1% of the population.

01:36:15.000 See, this is what the left doesn't get.

01:36:17.000 And this is what we're not allowed to notice, is disproportionate numbers.

01:36:23.000 The left doesn't know that word, disproportionate.

01:36:26.000 1% of the people, 200% of the terrorist deaths.

01:36:32.000 Those aren't good stats.

01:36:33.000 Here's another stat for you.

01:36:35.000 One in four American Muslims, males between the age of 18 and 24, one in four, 25% think suicide bombing is sometimes or often justified.

01:36:49.000 I'm allowed to be wary.

01:36:51.000 I'm allowed to be dubious.

01:36:53.000 These are concerns I have.

01:36:55.000 And it's not xenophobia.

01:36:57.000 Who the fuck is calling me right now?

01:37:00.000 My mom.

01:37:03.000 I stored my records at her house and she's sending me all these pictures going, what should I do with these?

01:37:07.000 Old people want to unload all their shit.

01:37:09.000 Anyway, sorry.

01:37:12.000 It's okay to be dubious.

01:37:14.000 And it's not xenophobia because we don't feel this way about Hindus or Sikhs or any other group.

01:37:22.000 We are brave enough and honest enough to notice that there is a terrorism problem in America.

01:37:29.000 It's not White supremacy, so shut the fuck up with your proud boys and your oath keepers and all your other groups that meandered into the Capitol on January 6th.

01:37:39.000 There was one death because of that trespassing violation, and it was one of ours.

01:37:45.000 A needless death by a black Antifa who was egging on a woman saying, go, go, go through the window, go, go.

01:37:54.000 And she was shot by a black guy, an incompetent affirmative action hire who regularly left his gun around in the bathroom because he's a retard who doesn't deserve the job.

01:38:06.000 So this is a sad weekend in many ways because Islam got us.

01:38:11.000 But it's a sadder weekend if we refuse to recognize that.

01:38:15.000 And the positive side is that not only can we acknowledge that the East is the worst, but we can also acknowledge on this weekend that the West is the best.

01:38:27.000 As Pat Buchanan said, our behavior towards the Indians was not what one would expect for people to whom the Sermon on the Mount was divine command.

01:38:39.000 Yes, we participated in slavery, but the West did not invent slavery, yet the West alone abolished it.

01:38:49.000 So we're not going to lie and pretend that this was not a Muslim attack.

01:38:55.000 This was an Eastern attack on the West, a Muslim attack on a Christian nation.

01:39:00.000 We're not going to ignore that, and we're never going to forget that.

01:39:03.000 And while we take note of that, we are also going to recognize that the West is the best, and we have created the greatest civilization in history.

01:39:15.000 Get fired, get in trouble, be brave, and never stop fighting.

01:39:21.000 What so proudly we pale at the twilight's last gleaming, whose broad stripes and bright stars through the perilous fight for the ramparts we watched were so gallantly streaming and

Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - September 10, 2021

S04E27 - THE 20TH ANNIVERSARY OF SEPTEMBER 11TH

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