This week, the boys talk about how Ryan almost didn't make it to work because he fell asleep for most of the day and then woke up at 12:30pm after a night of partying. They also talk about Alex Jones and his new baby on the way, and how he thinks losing his job is not a big deal.
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00:06:45.000I don't like that we're all talking about it.
00:06:47.000It's the number one and the number two story in the country right now that AOC dared to wear Attacks the Rich shirt, sorry, dress to the Met Gala.
00:07:11.000And the sort of takeaway is that it's like the Hassan Piker thing that we had on a couple weeks ago where he said, eat the rich on his shirt with his weird hot topic outfits.
00:07:21.000And then he just bought a $3 million house.
00:07:47.000And I think, I'm differing about this now.
00:07:52.000Pan billionaires, but not millionaires.
00:07:56.000There's a lot of things going on here at once.
00:07:58.000One is there are, like I sent you another email recently, Ryan, with that cute little Asian-looking chick who had the same thing, and she was also the same bullshit hedonist.
00:08:10.000There's those dummy, small, small-scale losers who say, eat the rich and are rich, right?
00:08:50.000I used to think they were just inept, like when Gavin Newsom had that big party or when Obama has his big thing at Martha's Vineyard, his super spreader events.
00:09:00.000I used to think that they were just assholes who were inept.
00:13:52.000Yeah, see, that's what the Met Gala is about.
00:13:55.000It's about pretending to be charity, but really flaunting that you're rich enough to be able to give away tens of thousands of dollars on a lark.
00:14:08.000So I used to say that when you catch these people without a mask, there was some sort of revelation that they had been caught.
00:14:17.000Obama, Gavin Newsom, Nancy Pelosi, all these people, when they don't wear masks, they are totally aware of it and they could give less of a shit.
00:15:35.000Again, if they were sending air balloons, which they've done, they did this in Japan.
00:15:39.000If they were sending air balloons across the ocean and they would pop over American soil and fall down and kill 20 people a day, we'd say this is an act of war, right?
00:22:01.000National Archives and Records Administration determined recently that America's founding documents may be harmful or difficult for some users to view since they reflect, quote-unquote, outdated.
00:22:12.000Yeah, I would imagine something from 1776 is outdated.
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00:22:35.000Their change to preserve and make available is blah, blah, blah.
00:25:54.000My question is: more Canadians have a vaccine.
00:26:11.000And to review the obligations of the Prime Minister or the Committee.
00:26:30.000You know what I just realized about Quebecois?
00:26:32.000You know how my dad, because his accent normally, if he's asleep, talking to sleep, is like, and no one understands him, which is why he has that how out of my boy.
00:26:57.000So that's why she's like, on plus yière des foi en va trouvet la vaccine.
00:27:05.000She has to like carve the words into your ear so you understand them.
00:27:10.000Of course, Justin Trudeau grew up French, so he understands her, and he understands that the rebel doesn't like him.
00:27:18.000And that's not acceptable because he is a spoiled brat megalomaniac who spent millions upon millions, I think $7 million helping out print media because they're dying and he wants to help the economy.
00:29:58.000I wouldn't fire you if it was a medical condition, of course, and you were just like walking on your way to work and you collapsed and fell.
00:30:06.000But like to go to bed when you're remotely tired.
00:30:10.000Everyone's tired after dinner or tired after a few drinks.
00:30:12.000To indulge yourself and go to sleep, that's the issue.
00:30:16.000You go, ooh, I'm getting kind of tired.
00:33:06.000And then he says the stuff coming out of Florida, meaning DeSantis or the stuff that people are saying about him from Florida, like DeSantis, stuff like that?
00:33:16.000And then if Robert E. Lee, that one I don't get.
00:36:12.000No, it's that cute little Asian broad.
00:36:14.000She's half Asian and she has Eat the Rich and then it's like I'm a Beamer girl and other pictures of her and various and then a tour of her $2 million apartment.
00:39:37.000With regard to the composition of this government or interim government, I noted the fact that it certainly does not meet the test of inclusivity and it includes people who have very challenging track records.
00:40:26.000Because when you compare it to January 6th, the meandering, the way they talk about proud boys, I just saw today they were pushing for an appeal to get out because they said this is egregious.
00:40:36.000And the judge in charge of the appeal said, no, I feel the very existence of the republic is at stake if I let out Joe Biggs and Ethan Nordine.
00:44:58.000Sticking your dick at a woman and never seeing her again, it's sad.
00:45:02.000And one thing these guys do too, when they get like in their 40s, is they send us pictures of the chicks they're banging, us married guys, and we go, congratulations, you're doing what I did in my early 20s.
00:45:18.000Something that I don't look back on and go, that was awesome.
00:47:16.000And then maybe them, and I see young guys crushing, especially in your community that you built.
00:47:21.000Now they're going to tell their, they're going to tell these high school kids, and they're going to stick with their high school girlfriend.
00:47:26.000They're going to get married and they're going to start having kids in the early 20s.
00:47:32.000It's like, and also, and don't be, don't have your identity associated with a number because it's like, crypto really opened my eyes to money more.
00:47:40.000I never would have known how nonsense money was until crypto came out because people are just watching it like, today I'm 41.
00:49:45.000You walk into your new classroom to meet your teacher and you see me.
00:49:49.000Now, you know what the subtext is, not that this requires a lot of breaking down, deserves a lot of breaking down, but what they're really saying there is, I'm gay, and I'm not ashamed of that.
00:50:05.000And if you were to come into my classroom and see me, I hope you'd be okay with the fact that I sleep with men, or in her case, girls, right?
00:50:13.000If you had a good kindergarten teacher and they're sitting there talking about how these are the founding fathers and this is our country and George Washington chopped down the cherry tree and he cannot tell a lie.
00:50:25.000And then you found out down the line that this woman is actually a lesbian and is in a lesbian relationship, you wouldn't give a fuck.
00:50:37.000But when I see that, I see a gay who identifies themselves by the fact that they eat pussies and don't like dicks.
00:50:44.000You are a very political, you've politicized your sexual preference, which is a sign of mental illness.
00:50:51.000And I can also tell, just by looking at you, that you're going to be injecting my children with your bullshit agenda, lying to them with critical race theory, etc.
00:54:12.000So if PBIS concerns itself with positive behaviors, we have to ask ourselves, okay, well, what are those positive behaviors?
00:54:19.000And it's things like making sure that you're following directions and making sure that you're sitting quietly and you are in your seat and all these things that come from white culture.
00:54:28.000The idea of just sitting quiet and can you stop it?
00:54:35.000Not that I think you should be learning anything in that guy's class, but isn't the best way to learn something to be sitting down quietly and listening?
00:54:43.000Like if you go to a mechanic school where they're learning how to fix transmissions, are the mechanics running around the class and giggling?
00:55:26.000Is it possible that whites have invented or created some good things that we should admonish and try to mimic?
00:55:37.000Taking things in in a passive stance is not a thing that's in with many cultures.
00:55:42.000So if we're positively enforcing these behaviors, we are by extension positively enforcing elements of white culture, which therefore keeps whiteness at the center, which is the definition of white supremacy.
00:57:44.000The term applies to all white people, people of European descent, living in the United States, regardless of class, gender, religion, culture, or sexual orientation.
00:59:25.000And that's what the kind of shit they teach in schools to our kids with masks on.
00:59:31.000Fleckis did a good summary of teachers abusing kids.
00:59:37.000I think we may have seen a lot of these, so we'll maybe skip through.
00:59:45.000Tifa, BLM, and the LGBTQ and Eventually Ps have teamed up with the educational system to do communism to your kids, and you are probably paying for it.
01:03:38.000Okay, I don't think he's going to give us a new teacher.
01:03:40.000I think it's safe to hair weird bangs or situation thing.
01:03:43.000Okay, here, let me give you a new one.
01:03:45.000Go to 3-3 and look at what they are teaching our kids.
01:03:49.000I'm so glad we have this as a new segment because I honestly think it's such a higher priority than so much other shit, especially AOC's dress.
01:03:59.000I'm going to explain to you the book that he received, Mr. McKay.
01:05:00.000So, fourth grade is like eight or nine.
01:05:03.000And the teacher is giving a kid a nine-year-old a book that talks about his dick getting sucked, his age group's dick getting sucked, and it not being bad.
01:05:15.000I mean, usually we say things could be construed as pro-pedophilia.
01:05:19.000This is, hello, children, someone's going to suck your dick, and it's not going to be that bad.
01:05:32.000At least they didn't storm the Capitol.
01:05:35.000He talked about old times at the church, but never mentioned our penises or the fact that he never said 10 words to me after our little foray in the bishops.
01:05:44.000Not a single reference to halting or tugging or sucking fix.
01:05:47.000All I could think about while he was chutting me up was his little salamander between my fourth grade fingers, rapidly engrossing with life.
01:06:19.000Like, lady, you're talking about saving children from rape, and you forgot one of the cards?
01:06:26.000It's like those black power Olympians who had their fists up in the 70s, but one was a right-hand and one was a left-hand.
01:06:32.000That's because one of them forgot his gloves.
01:06:36.000So she goes, or he goes, just, here, just use mine.
01:06:39.000You do the right hand, I'll do the left hand, whatever.
01:06:42.000You shared a firsty bar, then you showed me your dick, and I signed a note to my mouth, you suck each other's dick, and you're pretending it didn't happen.
01:06:50.000What sort of diversity are you attempting to teach my child with material like this?
01:06:56.000In addition, I'll share with you the exceptional quality of vocabulary.
01:06:59.000I saw coming on page 66 after 44 bucks and 41 ships.
01:07:05.000The vocabulary of the content on the shelves in our schools cannot be mitigated with policy media.
01:07:10.000At this point, I need you to note that according to policy FFH, sexual harassment is defined as anyone that sexual advances sexually motivated verbal, non-verbal conduct or other conduct or communication of a sexual nature when the conduct is so severe,
01:07:27.000persistent, or pervasive that it affects the student's ability to participate in order.
01:10:17.000All right, speaking of liberation, let's take a journey into the ultimate liberation, which is anarchy, which is Antifa, the anti-fascist movement.
01:10:47.000So the narrative of that recent demo demonstration in the Pacific Northwest where Tiny was shot was a bunch of old ladies were having a rally.
01:11:22.000And they saw these old ladies getting attacked by Antifa, so they chased them away.
01:11:28.000And one of them stopped and just went pop, pop, pop, shot Tiny in the leg, Tiny Toise, these American Samoan.
01:11:38.000The narrative is that Tiny shot himself in the foot, and Prowboys were running around terrorizing people in Portland without the police doing anything.
01:17:05.000I think the more interesting juxtaposition is the first two.
01:17:10.000And another third juxtaposition would be media attention to George Floyd riots that are mostly peaceful to the Capitol riot, which was, according to many, worse than 9-11.
01:17:23.000And then finally in Antifa, Andy No versus Chad Loader.
01:17:27.000Chad Loader is a guy who calls himself a journalist.
01:17:29.000He's a violent Antifa extremist who was recently served restraining order.
01:17:34.000Antifa extremists has been trying to intimidate me into silence for reporting out he was forced to turn in his firearm because of a restraining order to retaliate.
01:17:42.000He's spreading defamatory lies and quickly deleting the tweets, but I have receipts.
01:18:29.000When people say Andy No provides kill lists for journalists, they're not kidding.
01:18:32.000Andy No just tweeted a how-to guy for murdering me and my child inside our home when he colluded with a proud boy currently under federal investigation to do it.
01:18:40.000So I guess he showed footage of Chad being served his restraining order.
01:18:44.000And the argument is they can see Chad inside his house.
01:19:50.000You better find your thing because we're about to dip into the mail B. Yeah, I don't want to put this on hold any longer, so I'll just look for it.
01:23:56.000Reminiscent of the Mr. Show sketch where David Cross is hosting a live show that airs on TV the next day, a constant feedback loop of Gavin yelling at Ryan ensues.
01:24:10.000There's a fantastic sketch where David Cross has a call-in show that's not live.
01:24:16.000So he announces that it's about dog care, but by the time it airs, it's next week.
01:24:22.000So people who are watching the show are watching the previous weeks, and the previous week was about whether to get a swimming pool or not or whatever.
01:24:29.000And so people keep asking about the swimming pool because that's what they're seeing.
01:24:32.000And then over the course of time, he gets more and more stressed out until he's like bald and he's got big bags under his eyes.
01:26:27.000If you wanted to talk about the elderly, you should have called last week when our pet care show was airing, but we were taping the elderly show.
01:26:36.000This is the 9-11 mailbag thing again, too.
01:28:05.000Your letter's ruined because you didn't read it.
01:28:08.000Hey, Gavin Rye, how clueless was it for those two talentless minstrels to try to convince people to get the vaccine by singing a parody song that's basically calling everyone fucking morons for not complying?
01:34:28.000And then Lauren goes, let's hear what Steve has to say about it, you know.
01:34:32.000So then Steve Martin comes in and he goes, Norm, Norm's, we're talking about having maybe Norm and a co-host do it, you know, do it with a girl.
01:34:40.000And then Steve goes, oh man, he goes, I did this award show last week, and he goes, they put me with some stupid actress, and we had to, you know, present the award together, and she wrecked everything.
01:36:36.000Ever, a Beatles memorabilia took place in Tokyo.
01:36:40.000Among the one-of-a-kind items on the block were Paul McCartney's birth certificate, a white Mercedes-Benz owned by John Lennon, and rarest of all, a photo of George Harrison not looking haggard.
01:36:57.000Have you ever seen them developing a pill which can give women orgasms without having sex?
01:37:10.000Read about this revolutionary discovery in my new book, The World's Most Dangerous Drug.
01:37:22.000Him on Rotten Stern and Roten Conan, too.
01:37:25.000It's just like the most memorable moments of both of those shows.
01:42:36.000That's a total and utter waste of time.
01:42:38.000As Norm McDonald said, it's the fact that we are here.
01:42:42.000The odds of that are unfathomably small.
01:42:45.000Show some gratitude to the guy upstairs and pay him back by spending less time working about some dumb cunt's dress and more time worrying about getting up your wife's dress and making some babies.