Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - September 20, 2021


S04E31 - I GOT THE COVID


Episode Stats

Length

1 hour and 43 minutes

Words per Minute

150.6952

Word Count

15,607

Sentence Count

1,594

Misogynist Sentences

66

Hate Speech Sentences

71


Summary

This week, the boys talk about what it's like to be sick after a night out, and how to deal with a hangover. Also, the guys talk about the dangers of being drunk at a rock show, and why you shouldn't be treated like a child.


Transcript

00:00:09.000 Summer moon hot stand on a machine.
00:00:14.000 I'm from New York.
00:00:16.000 It's get off my horse with the fire.
00:00:54.000 Good luck, hard lads.
00:00:55.000 Everything wants to have fun.
00:00:57.000 We want the feeling just over and over again.
00:01:00.000 More, just give me more.
00:01:02.000 Cause we're addicted to the move.
00:01:04.000 Oh yeah, we do it again.
00:01:06.000 We got the move.
00:01:07.000 We got the move.
00:01:13.000 It's a German metal dance band.
00:01:17.000 Eskimo Cowboy.
00:01:21.000 Not cowboy, but cowboy, I guess.
00:01:23.000 Caliboy, Californian.
00:01:27.000 I thought Germans hated clown bands.
00:01:30.000 Now you're allowed to make joke music?
00:01:33.000 I told you about that story once.
00:01:34.000 I was in Germany, and this German dude was staring at me all pissed off.
00:01:39.000 What a hottie.
00:01:40.000 What do you call a hot girl in Germany?
00:01:42.000 A tourist.
00:01:44.000 And they said, eventually I go, you all right?
00:01:47.000 And he goes, how are you doing in Canada with your moxie ladies and your bare-naked fruvis, your fucking clown bands?
00:01:58.000 Okay, I'm going to make fun of you then when you guys have clown bands like right now.
00:02:03.000 Anyway, fun metal dudes.
00:02:06.000 Also in the news, I did not know this, but Don Lemon doesn't know that disrespectful is a word.
00:02:13.000 This skipped me by, so let's repeat it.
00:02:16.000 Don't act like a child and expect to be treated like an adult.
00:02:20.000 Don't be disrespectful to people or not respectful.
00:02:23.000 Disrespectful, I think, is not actually a word.
00:02:25.000 But don't not be respectful to people and then expect to be treated with respect.
00:02:30.000 Don't act like a child.
00:02:32.000 That might be a drop.
00:02:34.000 Don't not be respectful.
00:02:36.000 The reason disrespectful exists as a word is because it sounds awkward to say don't not be respectful.
00:02:42.000 So he came up with a patch.
00:02:46.000 I just like to keep everyone up to date on my health.
00:02:49.000 So I went to Westfest, did a lot of partying in very closed quarters, came back and I said to everyone, are you guys okay?
00:02:57.000 I feel pretty weird.
00:02:59.000 And like, no, man, you were partying harder than us.
00:03:03.000 I party pretty hard.
00:03:04.000 When I like to party and I party hard.
00:03:06.000 Wait, when it's time to party, we party hard.
00:03:09.000 Is that what Andrew WK says?
00:03:11.000 Let's see.
00:03:14.000 And then you guys, you got some calls from Ohio.
00:03:17.000 They said, actually, we are pretty fucked up.
00:03:19.000 Yeah.
00:03:19.000 They said everybody who went there was sick.
00:03:22.000 Okay.
00:03:23.000 Or got sick.
00:03:24.000 So then we're now seven days ago.
00:03:29.000 And I just sort of felt not on.
00:03:34.000 Now it's time to party and we'll party hard.
00:03:36.000 Zika boosh.
00:03:39.000 And I had that feeling in Sid and Nancy when they're on the train and Sid Vicious is like, Nancy, more bones.
00:03:46.000 It wasn't that bad though.
00:03:48.000 It was like a bad hangover.
00:03:51.000 So I don't know if I had a mild case or if everyone was being a pussy or what's going on.
00:03:56.000 But I felt unusual, weak, and I didn't want to lie down, but I didn't want to get up.
00:04:03.000 And I would lie down and like watch the end of Gangs of New York, for example, and then get up and go, what's going on?
00:04:10.000 And anyway, I'm sort of mixing up the times here.
00:04:14.000 I'm going over the course of the past week.
00:04:15.000 And then on Wednesday, I do ants show.
00:04:17.000 And I can drink, but it doesn't feel good.
00:04:24.000 And then on fucking, was it, I think it was Friday I had that shot, dude.
00:04:30.000 Yeah, it was Friday.
00:04:32.000 So anyway, Wednesday, I go, all right, I can't be, I'm going to my gym.
00:04:35.000 I can't be giving everyone COVID.
00:04:36.000 My wife doesn't want me bringing COVID home.
00:04:38.000 So I go to this place on 35th where they do it for $150.
00:04:43.000 They do the quick test.
00:04:44.000 They don't go all the way down your nostrils.
00:04:46.000 They don't, as they put it, we don't need brain matter.
00:04:49.000 So they do my nostrils and they say, we'll have it in 15 minutes.
00:04:52.000 We'll email it to you.
00:04:53.000 And then 50 minutes later, I get a notice back and it says, you're good.
00:04:56.000 You were tested negative.
00:04:59.000 Okay?
00:05:01.000 Then Thursday rolls around.
00:05:03.000 We do the show, right?
00:05:05.000 I'm still kind of weak.
00:05:07.000 I didn't work out.
00:05:08.000 I remember Wednesday working out and just feeling like so exhausted.
00:05:12.000 And then at home on the weekend, I would do something like I help my wife lift her peloton upstairs.
00:05:19.000 And it's a heavy bike, but it's up a flight of stairs.
00:05:22.000 I mean, I lift weights.
00:05:24.000 And just after that, I was panting, exhausted.
00:05:26.000 Going upstairs was exhausting.
00:05:28.000 A lot of panting.
00:05:31.000 And then Saturday, I go out for some laggers with my British friend.
00:05:37.000 And I can't taste shit.
00:05:41.000 Nothing.
00:05:42.000 Beer tasted like carbonated water.
00:05:45.000 And then I was plunging my nose into a shot glass of fireball.
00:05:54.000 I couldn't get anything from smell, but when I drank it, I kind of got a bit of a semblance of a taste.
00:05:59.000 But that thing is just a mountain of sugar.
00:06:02.000 And you wonder how much of it is your memory and how much of it is texture.
00:06:05.000 A lot of fireball is the texture.
00:06:08.000 And then the bartender got me some hot sauce.
00:06:10.000 I put it on my hand and I licked it.
00:06:12.000 And it felt hot, but it didn't taste like anything.
00:06:18.000 And I couldn't smell shit on the hot sauce.
00:06:25.000 So what's happening here?
00:06:27.000 So luckily, the part of the brain that COVID-19 affects when it gives you anosmia, which is the loss of smell, is this part of the brain here?
00:06:36.000 It's one of the few parts of the brain that actually can rebuild and be retrained to go back to normal.
00:06:41.000 It's very lucky.
00:06:43.000 Because living without smell has a lot of negative implications in the future, obviously.
00:06:47.000 It could cause depression.
00:06:48.000 You never know.
00:06:49.000 Well, you don't like food anymore.
00:06:51.000 Yeah, yeah, that's a huge part of it.
00:06:52.000 I'm just a food fan, though.
00:06:54.000 Or just smelling the air.
00:06:55.000 You know, you take that for granted.
00:06:56.000 But when I lost my smell, I was like, I like smelling things.
00:06:59.000 So you had it.
00:07:00.000 Yeah, I lost smell for like a month and a half, maybe, and then after that, oh, no.
00:07:04.000 How come we never knew you had COVID?
00:07:06.000 A couple weeks.
00:07:07.000 How come you never mentioned it?
00:07:08.000 I don't think I had any other symptoms, but I lost my smell.
00:07:11.000 I might have mentioned it on the show.
00:07:12.000 I think I might have mentioned it on the show.
00:07:14.000 When did you have COVID?
00:07:16.000 Before the new studio was months ago.
00:07:19.000 And then I had what you might have coming back from your loss of smell, which is parosmia, which is the confusion of smells.
00:07:27.000 So you'll smell things, you know, you'll smell them, but they smell weird or vile.
00:07:32.000 What happened to Peewee there behind you?
00:07:34.000 Oh, yeah, I was doing a little bit of tactical wall redecorating, but I didn't get around to it.
00:07:39.000 Now, I'm having some issues with it, so I have to actually, I think, get my screwdriver involved.
00:07:44.000 But I'm going to try to actually...
00:07:45.000 Why would you need a screwdriver involved?
00:07:46.000 That's the whole point of tactical walls.
00:07:48.000 The thing is, you have to insert these shelves from the end in?
00:07:52.000 No.
00:07:54.000 You do.
00:07:54.000 No.
00:07:56.000 You do.
00:07:56.000 Nope.
00:08:00.000 In order to put this shelf on this track, you can either put it from the end or there's spots along the wall where you can push it in.
00:08:10.000 Correct.
00:08:11.000 Depending on where the screws are.
00:08:19.000 The only time you're not allowed to stick it in the middle is if there's a screw there.
00:08:23.000 Exactly.
00:08:25.000 This has multiple sets of screws.
00:08:30.000 So I see what you're saying.
00:08:31.000 I can put it in the middle here.
00:08:33.000 But you can't put that in the middle.
00:08:38.000 They all have to go at the same time.
00:08:41.000 Whatever.
00:08:42.000 So I'm just trying to figure out workarounds.
00:08:44.000 But I was never bedridden.
00:08:47.000 I mean, I slept.
00:08:48.000 I went to bed early, like 10 p.m.
00:08:50.000 Got up at 8.
00:08:52.000 I missed the gym Thursday and Friday.
00:08:56.000 But otherwise, it's been pretty normal.
00:08:59.000 Yeah, it doesn't really take a toll on you much.
00:09:01.000 Besides, maybe if you have respiratory problems, I would check that out.
00:09:04.000 But otherwise, it's a nothing disease.
00:09:07.000 Lots of coughing up phlegm.
00:09:09.000 Yeah, I did some phlegmy stuff this weekend, too.
00:09:11.000 That's why I'm kind of weirded out.
00:09:13.000 I guess it's not possible that I could have had something else that made me lose my taste and smell.
00:09:20.000 I don't know.
00:09:21.000 I mean, I just had a roast beef sandwich.
00:09:23.000 I could kind of taste the mustard.
00:09:25.000 Anyway, they found the body of that chick, Petito, Gabby Petito.
00:09:34.000 And here's what pisses me off about it.
00:09:37.000 They let that fucker come home and say, yeah, I'm not talking to anyone.
00:09:42.000 I'm getting a lawyer.
00:09:43.000 And they went, okay, well, we'd like to know where her body is.
00:09:47.000 And then they had the dad begging.
00:09:48.000 If that was my girl, I would have kidnapped him and tortured him into telling me what's going on a long ass time ago.
00:09:56.000 But also, why wasn't he thrown directly into custody?
00:09:59.000 The January 6th meanderers have been in the shoe for six months because they trespassed and grabbed a podium.
00:10:09.000 This guy clearly murdered his girlfriend and we wait for his permission to talk.
00:10:15.000 You tell us when you're ready to talk there, Brian.
00:10:18.000 And now, now that he's escaped, they're telling the parents they have to get out and the house is a crime scene.
00:10:25.000 Boy, the FBI is looking real pathetic these days.
00:10:30.000 This is not the FBI I thought of when we played cops and robbers as a kid.
00:10:36.000 This is the incompetent boob patrol.
00:10:40.000 This is what happens when the justice system goes woke.
00:10:43.000 What a bunch of fucking losers.
00:10:47.000 Nice job, boys.
00:10:49.000 You should have grabbed him and thrown him in jail.
00:10:52.000 He doesn't have to talk without a lawyer presence.
00:10:54.000 That's part of the Constitution.
00:10:55.000 That's how our government, that's how our country works.
00:10:59.000 However, you make sure he can't escape because he is the one holding the key.
00:11:04.000 He holds the secrets.
00:11:08.000 Speaking of feds, did we see them?
00:11:09.000 So there was a rally on September 18th.
00:11:11.000 Anyone with an ounce of a brain saw that it was a setup.
00:11:15.000 Even the dummies that went to January 6th could figure that out.
00:11:18.000 And it was all media and feds.
00:11:21.000 And so the media's take was, ah, ha, the leftist media, your Patriot rally didn't have anyone go to it.
00:11:30.000 Yeah, because we sussed it out as a Fed operation.
00:11:34.000 But look at this picture.
00:11:37.000 Have you seen this going around?
00:11:38.000 Yes.
00:11:39.000 Look at that.
00:11:40.000 And you know what's weird?
00:11:42.000 I've noticed cops on their off day do this to their shorts.
00:11:45.000 And I've never seen anyone else do it.
00:11:48.000 Oh, cuff them.
00:11:49.000 Yeah, roll them up into these little thingama doodles.
00:11:53.000 Oh, wow.
00:11:54.000 Like, instead of having your shorts hemmed, I guess you cut them to size, and then you carefully make these little, like, four-layer cuff.
00:12:01.000 And look at their fucking hairdos.
00:12:03.000 When action is so low, the only thing you can cuff is your shorts.
00:12:07.000 You're just like, I gotta cuff something.
00:12:09.000 I'm gonna cuff these shorts.
00:12:10.000 I don't get it.
00:12:11.000 Because instead of cuffing a power.
00:12:12.000 Oh, I see.
00:12:13.000 Yeah.
00:12:14.000 And look, they all have guns in their pockets.
00:12:18.000 They've got the Fed hairdo, and they're all wearing the same pair of fucking Ray-Bands.
00:12:23.000 Like, guys.
00:12:26.000 It might be Oakley's.
00:12:27.000 Yeah, Oakley.
00:12:28.000 That is the operator sunglass.
00:12:31.000 And I said to my MAGA dads, I'm like, no tattoos.
00:12:34.000 Gave it away for me.
00:12:36.000 And one of the guys goes, I don't have tattoos.
00:12:38.000 Like, yeah, you're a dad in the suburbs.
00:12:40.000 The kind of people who go to rallies are Rust Belt conservatives, tradespeople, and they have their kid's name Jake here that's surrounded with sort of a tribal accent.
00:12:56.000 So you know those guys are getting made fun of like fucking Crazy at work.
00:13:02.000 Cops are brutal.
00:13:03.000 I assume feds are the same way.
00:13:05.000 Then this one.
00:13:05.000 Oh, yeah, that's a famous one where they see him showing the badge to one of the guys.
00:13:12.000 At least he has interesting sunglasses, that guy.
00:13:17.000 But same stupid jeans.
00:13:21.000 Had a firearm on him, and then they just escorted him out of the area without arresting him.
00:13:26.000 So.
00:13:28.000 What did you think was going to happen?
00:13:29.000 Another January 6th?
00:13:30.000 I had a discussion with a liberal dad at one of my kids' games on the weekend.
00:13:35.000 He's like, look, I know the Proud Boys, that was something.
00:13:38.000 He goes, what are they today?
00:13:39.000 I know there's nothing to do with you.
00:13:41.000 The one you started is totally different.
00:13:42.000 And I go, no, it's the same.
00:13:44.000 I mean, there's a group that's more into rallies than the others.
00:13:47.000 Still the same organization.
00:13:48.000 It's not like I started a cool thing and then they became Nazis.
00:13:52.000 No, that's the media's depiction.
00:13:55.000 And he goes, look, I hate extremists on both sides.
00:13:58.000 I don't like extremism.
00:14:00.000 Which is like the thing you say.
00:14:02.000 And I go, Louis, I'm changing his name.
00:14:07.000 There is no radical right.
00:14:09.000 The radical left is mainstream.
00:14:12.000 So the idea that there's like, we're all normal, and then there's some crazy radical leftists and some crazy radical rightists is bullshit.
00:14:20.000 I'm sick of that Dr. Zeus take on it.
00:14:24.000 It sounds good on paper, but it's not what happens when you look outside.
00:14:28.000 When you look outside, you see two years of radical leftists endorsed by the media, endorsed by the DNC, burning this country down, murdering 36 people, causing 3 billion in damage, destroying a statue in every major city in the Union.
00:14:47.000 And then what do we see on the right?
00:14:48.000 The meandering.
00:14:51.000 An unfortunate sweatshirt.
00:14:53.000 Heather hire.
00:14:54.000 Some guys with tiki torches.
00:14:56.000 That's not the same.
00:14:58.000 One is very, very esoteric.
00:15:01.000 The other is normalized.
00:15:04.000 Caramelized and normalized.
00:15:06.000 And I said, want me to prove it?
00:15:08.000 I'll prove it.
00:15:09.000 Go find Q. You can do it now.
00:15:14.000 You can do it later.
00:15:15.000 Go find Q's latest updates.
00:15:18.000 If this is such a heavy thing that is so influential on all us Trumpers, then it should be easy to spot.
00:15:25.000 You should be able to go to Q.com, but you won't be able to find it, and you can spend all fucking day.
00:15:31.000 And even the baby monsters who would email us go, you're so fucking ignorant, Gavin.
00:15:35.000 Our baby monsters are so rude, by the way.
00:15:38.000 Everything is like, so stupid.
00:15:41.000 Meanwhile, they've created nothing.
00:15:43.000 Nothing.
00:15:44.000 They live with their mom.
00:15:45.000 They have a part-time job and they laugh at everyone else.
00:15:49.000 The less you accomplish, the more you trivialize others' accomplishments.
00:15:53.000 Take it down with the arrogance and notch, boys.
00:15:57.000 But all you have to do is go to 8chan and then do a Reddit search for 4chan and then look under Q Update tabs.
00:16:05.000 No, I'm not doing that.
00:16:07.000 I don't care.
00:16:10.000 And then he said to me, he goes, honestly, though, what do you think would have happened to the politicians if they had made it to the politicians?
00:16:18.000 I go, didn't they make it to the politicians?
00:16:21.000 I mean, were they so far away?
00:16:24.000 And I don't know.
00:16:26.000 If they made it to the politicians, they'd probably do more of what they were doing on the way there, which was meandering.
00:16:31.000 Oh, no, I've seen footage of people going nuts.
00:16:34.000 Maybe outside, the New York Times has spent hundreds of hours editing together a salacious trailer.
00:16:41.000 But the truth of the matter was, it's the guy with the podium, the guy taking selfies, yada, yada, yada.
00:16:47.000 An infinite prison term for that.
00:16:50.000 So then he goes, well, a cop died.
00:16:54.000 No, he didn't.
00:16:55.000 No, no, one of the cops, he was hit with a fire extinguish and he died a couple days later.
00:17:01.000 No, no, no, no, no.
00:17:03.000 See, it's like talking to flat earthers.
00:17:05.000 You have to know all of their mistakes and be able to explain them quickly.
00:17:10.000 Like when they say there was no evidence that the election was stolen.
00:17:14.000 Yes, there was.
00:17:15.000 There was unprecedented support for Biden, who has no enthusiasm whatsoever.
00:17:20.000 His voters don't like him.
00:17:22.000 Yet unmitigated turnout.
00:17:27.000 We had discrepancies in Arizona, in Georgia.
00:17:31.000 We saw people pulling out hockey bags of votes.
00:17:34.000 We had people sneaking in extra votes.
00:17:36.000 They got caught doing that.
00:17:38.000 We had officials hiding the windows.
00:17:41.000 The list goes on.
00:17:43.000 But I should have a better point form list ready when people say there's no evidence.
00:17:47.000 And then with the cop, I did have everything ready and I was like, look, here's what happened.
00:17:52.000 He got pepper sprayed.
00:17:53.000 He died two days later.
00:17:55.000 It was assumed and the police said that he died from injuries sustained on January 6th.
00:18:01.000 The cops will want to do that.
00:18:03.000 It's better for them.
00:18:05.000 So they err on the side of he was killed by on the job.
00:18:09.000 The truth is that he died of natural causes.
00:18:14.000 Very unfortunate.
00:18:15.000 He had a problem with his brain stem, back of his head.
00:18:19.000 He was not allergic to the pepper spray.
00:18:22.000 He didn't enjoy the pepper spray that he got, but it was not a big deal.
00:18:25.000 He survived and his death was unrelated.
00:18:28.000 And when you look it up today, what was his name?
00:18:31.000 Sicknick?
00:18:32.000 Brian Sicknick.
00:18:33.000 Sicknick?
00:18:35.000 The first page is died of his injuries.
00:18:38.000 You have to go like two pages into Google to see died of natural causes after January 6th.
00:18:50.000 Okay, I usually like to spend some time doing sillier stuff, but holy shit, what a neutron bomb I discovered this morning on COVID.
00:19:04.000 Kudos, Jilli Neck.
00:19:10.000 We murdered people.
00:19:13.000 We didn't handle the pandemic badly.
00:19:17.000 We turned the pandemic into state-sanctioned genocide.
00:19:22.000 And not just here, across the Western world.
00:19:25.000 We upped the numbers by murdering people.
00:19:30.000 Now, let's start actually with the first one, 1.8.
00:19:34.000 So, this is a funeral director in Milton Keynes, and what he talks about is how he was told all these people have COVID and he had to wear hazmat suits, right, to pick up the bodies.
00:19:46.000 And he was scared because he believed what he was being told, and which is it's a very contagious disease that will kill you.
00:19:54.000 And so, he was freaked out.
00:19:55.000 He wore hazmat when he picked up these bodies.
00:19:57.000 And the families were really concerned because they go, he died in a motorcycle accident, or he died of brain cancer.
00:20:04.000 Please don't be scared to pick him up.
00:20:06.000 And he goes, don't worry, I'll risk my life and I'll treat these bodies.
00:20:10.000 Now, unbeknownst to him, he wasn't risking his life.
00:20:13.000 But he talks around 1037 about these bodies being blamed on COVID, the deaths being blamed on COVID.
00:20:26.000 Perhaps on the bedside cabinet or in a bin, because I was actually looking for them at that point, you know, where they hadn't perhaps been as careful as they ought to have been, doing that kind of thing.
00:20:36.000 So that was something that was, you know, kind of raised alarms for me.
00:20:41.000 And then what's he talking about?
00:20:43.000 Trying to find the care homes and nowhere else is remarkably.
00:20:50.000 Oh, yeah, yeah.
00:20:51.000 So stop, stop.
00:20:52.000 So this whole interview is really interesting, but he says, I'm picking up all of these COVID patients only at old folks' homes.
00:21:01.000 Not at the hospital.
00:21:03.000 And him and his other funeral director are picking up the same number of bodies that they usually pick up.
00:21:10.000 So what he's discovered is they're taking all of the normal deaths from the old folks' home and calling them COVID deaths.
00:21:21.000 As likely as me winning the lottery several times in three weeks, it just doesn't happen.
00:21:25.000 It's impossible.
00:21:27.000 I would hasten to add that all of those people were labeled with COVID.
00:21:31.000 I never saw a doctor in attendance once.
00:21:34.000 No doctor ever attended to my knowledge.
00:21:37.000 I never saw a COVID test once.
00:21:40.000 I never saw an incubator or sorry, a ventilator.
00:21:45.000 So there was no need for those patients to be overdosed, shall we say, or heavily sedated to be intubated because there were no ventilators.
00:21:54.000 Okay, so this is getting heavier now.
00:21:58.000 So what he's saying is the patients that he would pick up had been euthanized.
00:22:03.000 They had been given fatal amounts of morphine.
00:22:07.000 They had been drugged to death because you're going to die anyway, so why don't you go out peacefully?
00:22:16.000 Mass killing.
00:22:18.000 Mass killing of old people.
00:22:21.000 I suspect that thousands of people were killed, euthanized in these care homes using Medazlam.
00:22:28.000 And on the odd occasion, I did, in fact, see small files, perhaps on the bedside cabinet or in a bin, because I was actually looking for them at that point, you know, where they hadn't perhaps been as careful as they ought to have been doing that kind of thing.
00:22:42.000 And so that was something that was, you know, kind of raised alarms for me.
00:22:47.000 And then as abruptly as that started, it finished.
00:22:51.000 And then I had a pandemic guy ring me and he introduced himself as a government-sponsored pandemic guy.
00:22:56.000 And he told me that as a funeral director, his job was to call all of the funeral directors in the area.
00:23:03.000 And he was to collate the numbers of deceased.
00:23:06.000 So first of all, he would ask me, for example, what my capacity was at a funeral home.
00:23:11.000 So how many I could hold here at the funeral home, how many I'd picked up that week, how many were COVID and how many, you know, where they'd come from kind of thing.
00:23:20.000 So it wasn't really very long.
00:23:22.000 He used to call every Monday.
00:23:24.000 He almost immediately started steering me.
00:23:26.000 And by that, the conversation would go much like I picked a guy up from a care home that was in his 90s.
00:23:32.000 He'd had a full life.
00:23:33.000 No doctor in attendance, no COVID test.
00:23:38.000 He wasn't a COVID death.
00:23:39.000 It was a natural death of a guy of 95.
00:23:42.000 And I'd picked up someone from the local hospice who'd succumbed to cancer.
00:23:47.000 It was a terminal cancer patient.
00:23:49.000 Both of them were instantly labeled as COVID because the guy said, we were told they were COVID.
00:23:55.000 There must have been COVID in there.
00:23:56.000 We've got to put them down as COVID.
00:23:58.000 Everyone, even one guy that was run over, every death possible was listed as a COVID death when they just weren't COVID deaths.
00:24:04.000 The guy was running.
00:24:05.000 People coming in really, really upset families because they knew their loved ones had had terminal cancer and they were terrified that I wouldn't wash and dress them because they'd been labeled with COVID.
00:24:17.000 And I kind of had to assure them, you know, please don't worry, I will.
00:24:21.000 And I did.
00:24:22.000 I looked after everybody.
00:24:23.000 So that's the cross-washed and dressed.
00:24:24.000 Nilton Keynes is a beautiful little town.
00:24:27.000 It's very upper middle class.
00:24:32.000 And then here's an even spookier one from our backyard here in America.
00:24:40.000 16.
00:24:49.000 I got an easier job today.
00:24:50.000 I only got three COVIDs today.
00:24:53.000 So the next week, we dropped to like seven or eight COVIDs.
00:24:56.000 I said, wow.
00:24:58.000 Out of 38, we're down to seven.
00:25:01.000 I said, where did COVID go?
00:25:03.000 This is great.
00:25:04.000 And they said, yeah, you're going to have more regular patients, cardiac, eye bleeders, stuff like that.
00:25:10.000 I said, great.
00:25:10.000 So next week, we dropped down to two or three.
00:25:13.000 I said, you've got to be kidding me.
00:25:15.000 Something's going on.
00:25:16.000 And that's when I found out that on January the 20th, roughly, the CDC guidelines recommended that we roll the PCR cycling from the high 30s to 28, like it was originally designed to do.
00:25:31.000 Stop.
00:25:33.000 This is huge.
00:25:34.000 And my conspiracy theorists at the gym have been saying this forever, that what they do is when they want to get the case numbers up, they increase the centrifuge to high 30s.
00:25:45.000 And then that's when you find COVID in a plate of shepherd's pie and a pint of Guinness.
00:25:50.000 And then if you want the numbers to come down, you're less intense with the centrifuge.
00:25:54.000 You go down to 28, and now it's normal.
00:25:58.000 In other words, it's not a thing anymore.
00:26:00.000 So the government is controlling how many cases there are by manipulating the test.
00:26:08.000 Shit, maybe that's why I tested negative.
00:26:11.000 They want it to seem like it's going down so that way it's working, all the shit that they're doing to justify locking shit down, the vaccine passports.
00:26:19.000 Because if it went up.
00:26:20.000 But also, you want it to go down on Biden's watch.
00:26:23.000 Right.
00:26:24.000 And then also, yeah.
00:26:26.000 You know, there's a guy that I knew that worked at a hospital, and I was very scared because he was like, dude, the bodies here are piling up.
00:26:32.000 And that was true.
00:26:34.000 That the freezer only held about 15 bodies at a time, and they were overstocked, and they had to have trucks come in, refrigerated trucks for the bodies.
00:26:42.000 The only reason it wasn't more people were dying, it's that they had stopped the process of the bodies to the morgue or wherever that they go so that way they could test the bodies.
00:26:51.000 So it wasn't more bodies.
00:26:53.000 They were just delaying the process of the body.
00:26:55.000 The diver traffic jam.
00:26:57.000 Right, exactly.
00:26:58.000 So that's one thing.
00:27:00.000 That's pretty dark to change the way the test is done in order to get numbers in your favor.
00:27:05.000 But it gets scarier.
00:27:11.000 I lost sleep over it.
00:27:13.000 I was having chest pain over it.
00:27:16.000 And it woke me up in the middle of the night.
00:27:18.000 Like, hit me hard.
00:27:20.000 I could not sleep.
00:27:21.000 I toss and curb.
00:27:23.000 Because my first week or two there, I didn't do it.
00:27:26.000 I didn't lead them to the gate, but I'm the guy that euthanized people.
00:27:31.000 They call it comfort care.
00:27:33.000 Comfort where?
00:27:34.000 You get to the point you can't take hypothalam.
00:27:36.000 You get so upset.
00:27:36.000 You ain't seen your family except maybe an iPad in weeks.
00:27:40.000 And you're never going to come off the hypo.
00:27:42.000 And the doctor says, you've done your best.
00:27:45.000 You've done your best.
00:27:47.000 But this is going to be it for you.
00:27:49.000 And so the patients get all teary-eyed and upset.
00:27:52.000 They call in palatitine.
00:27:54.000 They all hold their hand and cry.
00:27:55.000 And they said, but we can keep you comfortable.
00:27:57.000 Here comes Albert.
00:27:59.000 He's got the morphine and Adavan.
00:28:01.000 And I load them up, take off the high flow, and they gasp themselves to death.
00:28:06.000 And I'm the guy that's pushing the button, like in the gas chambers at Auswitz.
00:28:11.000 No, I didn't leave them there.
00:28:12.000 Innocently, I didn't know what I was doing.
00:28:14.000 I just do what I'm told.
00:28:16.000 It's not my fault.
00:28:18.000 But after January the 20th, and then on into February 1st or so, I saw what change in the PCR did on my floor.
00:28:25.000 And then I saw what I had not done for my COVID patients.
00:28:28.000 And then I was also greatly encouraged, don't move them unless their stats are above 90.
00:28:34.000 Don't move them.
00:28:35.000 But I've always been told to get them up and get them going.
00:28:38.000 No, wait till their stats are high 90s to move them.
00:28:41.000 Like, no, they can tolerate a minute or two down in the So I know that sounds fucking insane.
00:28:50.000 So they made these people sick.
00:28:52.000 They put the ventilator on them.
00:28:54.000 They say you're dying.
00:28:55.000 You might as well go out in a relatively peaceful way with some comfort care.
00:29:00.000 And that was the anesthesiologist who did it, who didn't realize that he was being lied to.
00:29:05.000 And he murdered, I don't know, hundreds of people.
00:29:07.000 So just so you can find that, because that's someone filming their computer.
00:29:12.000 It's from this clip, 1.7.
00:29:19.000 No, that's your computer.
00:29:20.000 So zoom out so people can find it on their own.
00:29:26.000 A select subcommittee of the Medical Affairs Committee.
00:29:30.000 Nice fucking titles.
00:29:32.000 Public comment on therapeutic options.
00:29:36.000 That's Willie Gonzalez put it up September 18th, 2021.
00:29:41.000 Is that a trip or what?
00:29:49.000 You hear about this in Northern Europe with the elderly.
00:29:53.000 Are we becoming Northern Europeans where they say, look, their quality of life isn't that good anymore.
00:30:00.000 We should euthanize them.
00:30:03.000 It's better for everyone.
00:30:05.000 Comfort care.
00:30:07.000 Fuck.
00:30:08.000 Makes you not want to get the vaccine, don't it?
00:30:11.000 Makes you not want to go to the doctor at all.
00:30:14.000 Where is that in the video?
00:30:16.000 That dude?
00:30:17.000 Oh, that's about 19 minutes in.
00:30:18.000 1942?
00:30:22.000 What an interesting time stamp.
00:30:24.000 Did you see what they're doing in Honduras, is it?
00:30:28.000 They're blowing COVID patients?
00:30:31.000 No, they're not blowing.
00:30:33.000 Maybe they are, but I didn't see that.
00:30:35.000 That's what I heard.
00:30:36.000 Well, there's nothing wrong with that, but I mean, that's comfort care, in my opinion.
00:30:40.000 I mean, so in Honduras or something like that, Salvador, maybe.
00:30:47.000 I think it's Honduras, actually.
00:30:48.000 They're giving away these little packages.
00:30:50.000 You see this video going around?
00:30:51.000 It's this Spanish woman, and she's saying, yeah, every citizen gets this.
00:30:55.000 It's vitamin C, D3, acimetaphen, or acetametophene, which is an aspirin, and then ivermectin.
00:31:04.000 And they were like, they're giving this to all their people.
00:31:06.000 This is what saves you from COVID.
00:31:08.000 And you don't need to go to the hospital.
00:31:09.000 And they're like, Japan is doing this right now.
00:31:11.000 Yeah, maybe it saves you from COVID.
00:31:13.000 Or maybe COVID for most healthy people is three days.
00:31:16.000 Yeah.
00:31:17.000 Like, I felt like shit, and I still don't know if I had it or not, or have it, whatever.
00:31:23.000 What was it?
00:31:24.000 Like, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, I was a blob, but I was still drinking a lot.
00:31:31.000 You were doing fine.
00:31:32.000 And Saturday, I was like shots.
00:31:34.000 I was doing shots of things I couldn't taste.
00:31:36.000 No horse paste, no ivermectrin, no hydroxychloroquine, no zinc.
00:31:42.000 Like that's the thing when Rogan says we bombarded it and we did this, and everyone just goes, oh, okay, then those things got you well.
00:31:50.000 Why are you assuming that?
00:31:53.000 You need a placebo effect.
00:31:54.000 You need a time machine to go back and give Joe Rogan nothing at all.
00:31:58.000 My contention is Joe Rogan would have been fine with nothing at all.
00:32:06.000 I did nothing but damage my body this whole time.
00:32:10.000 I feel, you know, I feel, I don't like that I can't taste or smell, but I feel 99%.
00:32:16.000 I fought a guy today.
00:32:17.000 Wasn't the greatest fight in the world, but he's a pro boxer.
00:32:21.000 He has a tattoo of boxing gloves.
00:32:24.000 And I did okay.
00:32:25.000 Three rounds?
00:32:27.000 Well, the last round was charity.
00:32:30.000 And meanwhile, Chris Rock feels like shit, and he's fully vaccinated and got COVID.
00:32:35.000 Huh.
00:32:36.000 Hilarious.
00:32:39.000 So, COVID is more than meets the eye.
00:32:41.000 And if you really peel back the layers of the onion, you see everything about America and the West.
00:32:47.000 The globalist elites don't like us.
00:32:50.000 And they are determined to torture us and kill us.
00:32:54.000 So they talk about a national divorce, which, by the way, is my term that is now being stolen by everyone.
00:33:00.000 It sure is.
00:33:01.000 Even our own people.
00:33:02.000 Josh LaCash is stealing it.
00:33:04.000 Fucking Dan Bungino, Prague or you.
00:33:08.000 Get your filthy, dirty paws out of my nomenclature cookie jar.
00:33:13.000 Get off my nomenclature.
00:33:15.000 But there's the national divorce, like, oh, you like Trump, I don't like Trump.
00:33:21.000 You can't come to Thanksgiving.
00:33:23.000 But it's bigger than that.
00:33:24.000 This is, if you really want to see what's happening in front of you, it's an us versus them, the people versus the elites.
00:33:31.000 And the elites aren't monarchs who have a different view than the peasants because they're more educated and can speak Latin.
00:33:41.000 They fucking hate our guts and they see us as human garbage.
00:33:45.000 And this gets more and more clear when we look at the way they treat these fucking masks.
00:33:49.000 So they kill all our grandparents.
00:33:52.000 They lie about their deaths.
00:33:54.000 And then the AOC moment keeps becoming a better and better example of this elitism of the Let The Meat Cake.
00:34:06.000 So since I last saw you, more footage has come out of AOC getting her dress did.
00:34:10.000 And we notice that all the people around her that are her equals are maskless.
00:34:17.000 Yet all the servants have masks.
00:34:22.000 I don't know how long I can make this intro without you pulling it up, but maybe I could solve a Rubik's Cube?
00:34:30.000 Ryan, it's 1-9, obviously.
00:34:36.000 You know, the next one in the list?
00:34:40.000 Just stop.
00:34:41.000 I mean, that's an oil painting.
00:34:45.000 This is an oil painting.
00:34:46.000 This is 2021.
00:34:50.000 How perfect is that?
00:34:53.000 Look at the peons by the window there with their hands on their hips waiting for their next assignment.
00:34:59.000 The guy holding her dress is masked and she's not.
00:35:03.000 You know what's funny about the woman who made her mask?
00:35:06.000 I mean her mask, her dress?
00:35:08.000 She's an elitist.
00:35:09.000 She's a very successful fashion designer because of affirmative action.
00:35:12.000 Beyonce uses her.
00:35:16.000 Not Miley Cyrus, but what's her name?
00:35:19.000 Mariah Carey.
00:35:20.000 All of the cool black women use her as their designer.
00:35:24.000 She doesn't pay tax.
00:35:27.000 She's rich, but she's not taxed.
00:35:31.000 It's all for thee and not for me.
00:35:34.000 Aurora James owes debt in multiple states.
00:35:38.000 That's her.
00:35:39.000 So she's an expert on taxing the rich, but it doesn't include her.
00:35:43.000 I think both of them, AOC and her, say, no, no, no, no.
00:35:48.000 When we say rich, we mean Warren Buffett and Bill Gates.
00:35:54.000 So like seven guys, seven billionaires, Jeff Bezos.
00:35:58.000 Okay.
00:35:59.000 You're not going to get that much money off the billionaires, dummy.
00:36:03.000 They're not trillionaires.
00:36:05.000 They're billionaires.
00:36:07.000 Our problems are in the trillions.
00:36:09.000 That's a thousand billion.
00:36:13.000 Anyway, go back to the footage that is the oil painting, which is the 2021.
00:36:18.000 Oh my God, Mob and Shiz is getting fucking invaded.
00:36:21.000 You've got to take screen grabs, though, because he deletes them all now.
00:36:24.000 Yes.
00:36:27.000 Like, I saw one.
00:36:28.000 I can't believe I didn't screen grab it because it's gone now forever.
00:36:31.000 But it was like some officer doing a demonstration in front of his kids about gun safety shoots his foot.
00:36:38.000 Yes.
00:36:38.000 And it was.
00:36:39.000 I have the full video if you're going to be able to do that.
00:36:41.000 This looks like the crime which is very dangerous.
00:36:44.000 And then other people are going, which is this crime which you speak of?
00:36:48.000 And he goes, the crime which is the gun safety.
00:36:52.000 And then the mob and chiz guy's getting more and more pissed off.
00:36:55.000 He's like, he always says the exact same thing.
00:36:57.000 Enough with that corny ass line.
00:36:59.000 Get a new line.
00:37:00.000 I think he stopped blocking people because he was like, it's everybody.
00:37:04.000 So I can't.
00:37:07.000 But now you'll click on them and it'll say 19 comments and then you'll click on the comments and there's none.
00:37:13.000 Wow.
00:37:14.000 Yeah, look, that said 13 comments.
00:37:16.000 Well, that was three minutes ago.
00:37:17.000 Let's see.
00:37:18.000 I love your new sunglasses.
00:37:20.000 This is 35 minutes ago.
00:37:21.000 These haven't had enough time to...
00:37:23.000 Oh, wow, this one is cleaned out.
00:37:26.000 41 minutes ago.
00:37:27.000 Let's look for an older one.
00:37:29.000 Look, totally cleaned out.
00:37:32.000 Jeesh.
00:37:32.000 The only ones he leaves.
00:37:34.000 Oh, there it is.
00:37:34.000 Yeah.
00:37:37.000 Yeah, see, he'll leave in emojis or, I don't know, something he can understand.
00:37:44.000 How do we...
00:37:47.000 There's got to be a code where emojis spell like the bird or something.
00:37:51.000 Oh, yeah, you could do a bird emoji.
00:37:52.000 Yeah, is there a bald eagle in this?
00:37:54.000 There sure is.
00:37:54.000 There's probably bald, and there's probably eagle, and there's probably bird.
00:38:00.000 Anyway.
00:38:01.000 Yeah, this guy shoots himself in the leg.
00:38:05.000 Okay, I'm the only one in this room professional enough that I know about the characters blocked for it.
00:38:21.000 Safety first.
00:38:23.000 Everybody alright?
00:38:43.000 So listen to me.
00:38:47.000 Listen to me.
00:38:49.000 Listen to me.
00:38:50.000 Yes.
00:38:55.000 Okay?
00:38:56.000 So guys, never play with guns.
00:38:58.000 See how accidents happen?
00:39:00.000 They happen.
00:39:01.000 Okay, now I'm never playing with the show guns again.
00:39:05.000 Losing a lot of blood, making not a lot of sense there.
00:39:08.000 Another thing with Mob and Shiz is: so he posted this video of this guy getting punched on his way out of his arrest.
00:39:14.000 And it turns out, yeah, everybody's like, you know, fuck that.
00:39:17.000 Fucking dirty ass 12.
00:39:19.000 Dirty ass 12.
00:39:20.000 Turns out that guy killed a six-year-old.
00:39:22.000 Here's the video.
00:39:23.000 Everybody in the comments is like, poor guy.
00:39:27.000 You could hear the cop in the video say, is this the guy who killed that kid?
00:39:33.000 Listen.
00:39:34.000 That's the one who killed Tuck's dick, right?
00:39:36.000 Oh, my God.
00:39:37.000 That's the one who killed that kid, right?
00:39:39.000 You could hear him say it and go, oh, my God.
00:39:41.000 Yeah.
00:39:42.000 He deserved it.
00:39:43.000 I just got punched in the face.
00:39:44.000 All he did was kill a kid.
00:39:45.000 Yep.
00:39:46.000 And it comes out that, you know, they don't...
00:39:48.000 See, this is the problem.
00:39:49.000 They don't post any sort of...
00:39:50.000 Well, that's why Mobin Shiz is not a reliable news source.
00:39:53.000 No.
00:39:54.000 But go back to the oil painting that is the 2021.
00:40:05.000 Look at that.
00:40:06.000 They put her shoes on.
00:40:11.000 Adjusting.
00:40:12.000 The adjusters all have masks.
00:40:16.000 If you're AOC's friend, then you don't need a mask.
00:40:19.000 But if she doesn't know you, don't look her in the eyes and put on your mask.
00:40:23.000 Mask the poor.
00:40:25.000 Mask the poor.
00:40:31.000 Bye, minions.
00:40:35.000 Thank you for punning.
00:40:36.000 Oh, here it is.
00:40:37.000 Oh, wow.
00:40:38.000 They included this shamelessly into the clip.
00:40:40.000 Oh, yeah, they don't even care.
00:40:41.000 They don't care.
00:40:42.000 This is wrong.
00:40:42.000 Well, it's a very strange phenomenon.
00:40:45.000 I've been thinking about this all week because the normal reaction is they hate us and they're flaunting it.
00:40:50.000 They don't see us as human.
00:40:53.000 It's like when Leonardo DiCaprio says, I have to fly my private jet to this conference on climate change.
00:41:00.000 The reason he can do that is because he's so much more special of a person that when he goes and does something, it's like 10,000 of us doing something.
00:41:09.000 He's 10,000 people.
00:41:11.000 Just like de Blasio, when he says, I need to go to the gym so I can be in shape, so I can rule you people, so I can run this city.
00:41:18.000 I need to be healthy to run this city.
00:41:20.000 We don't need to be healthy.
00:41:22.000 What we do is bullshit.
00:41:24.000 So it's a level of classism where we're not the same species.
00:41:29.000 So to say they're flaunting it, they don't care, that's like saying, I don't care if a dog sees me without a mask.
00:41:36.000 Like a dog, I don't care what a dog thinks.
00:41:39.000 Am I flaunting my freedom over animals?
00:41:42.000 No, they don't register with me.
00:41:44.000 Because they're so far below me.
00:41:47.000 We are animals to her.
00:41:51.000 And so are children.
00:41:54.000 2-0.
00:42:00.000 San Francisco, oh no, this is different.
00:42:02.000 San Francisco mayor London Breed, what a weird fucking name, was caught breaking her own strict mask mandates to go clubbing.
00:42:09.000 So she gets caught.
00:42:10.000 So a dog, a dog went, hey, why were you at the party with no mask on?
00:42:17.000 And then she said to the dog, I was feeling the spirit, boy, and I wasn't thinking about a mask.
00:42:23.000 Now why don't you go down and lie in your little bed?
00:42:26.000 I wasn't thinking about a mask or thinking about apologizing.
00:42:30.000 You see what I mean?
00:42:32.000 It's not the disdain that I have for like liberals, where I see them as humans who have gone down a silly path of Trump derangement syndrome.
00:42:40.000 It's the way you feel about vermin.
00:42:44.000 Vermin can't feel a spirit.
00:42:46.000 Yeah.
00:42:47.000 Only we can.
00:42:47.000 Sorry, Vermin.
00:42:48.000 If you could ever feel a spirit, you'd know what it's like.
00:42:51.000 Wait, what's 2-0?
00:42:53.000 You jumped over one.
00:42:56.000 Children are second class.
00:42:57.000 There we go.
00:42:57.000 Yeah, I told you to show that one when I said the children.
00:43:01.000 Look at that.
00:43:01.000 All the kids in a mask, none of the administration.
00:43:05.000 Perfect.
00:43:07.000 And who's at risk?
00:43:10.000 Old fatties.
00:43:11.000 So, like, maybe the two on the left.
00:43:13.000 If anyone should have a mask, it should be them.
00:43:15.000 No, how about everyone else wears a mask but me?
00:43:20.000 And then we had the Emmys, of course, on the weekend that were mask-free because it's all elites.
00:43:24.000 Not one animal was at the Emmys.
00:43:27.000 We weren't there.
00:43:30.000 My kids, my fellow dogs, my dogs eat their lunches on their laps in the school auditorium facing forward and get yelled at by their dog trainers if they talk to friends.
00:43:43.000 Meanwhile, in human land, look at that.
00:43:50.000 Oh, I love it.
00:43:55.000 I mean, there's obviously Hollywood's mostly nepotism.
00:43:59.000 So this is like the daughters and sons of those who have stood before them in Hollywood and sucked their way to the top.
00:44:07.000 But there's also the drama club dorks, those annoying kids in high school that were in drama.
00:44:12.000 Here they are clapping for each other.
00:44:16.000 Good news.
00:44:17.000 Oh, good.
00:44:20.000 5 to 11.
00:44:21.000 Thank God.
00:44:22.000 Let's start vaccinating.
00:44:23.000 That will probably take the death rate of children down from 1 to 0.
00:44:30.000 If we can save just one life.
00:44:32.000 So Seth Rogan is obviously aware of the hypocrisy he's steeped in.
00:44:38.000 So what he does is he decides to call it out.
00:44:40.000 And that somehow absolves him and everyone else.
00:44:44.000 It's sort of like AOC.
00:44:45.000 When she wears her tax the rich thing to the thing.
00:44:54.000 It shows she is aware.
00:44:59.000 Wait, what was that?
00:45:00.000 It shows that she's aware.
00:45:03.000 Or it's like, all right, we already got the shaming us out of the way.
00:45:06.000 So now we're good.
00:45:07.000 Now they're just victims of the organizers.
00:45:10.000 Go ahead.
00:45:11.000 That was truly insane.
00:45:13.000 Was not expecting that.
00:45:15.000 That was like when I was listening to music with my mom and she knew all the words to WAP.
00:45:21.000 Is that more of a Jewie thing you can do to drop your mom?
00:45:24.000 Is it Whopper Whap?
00:45:25.000 I don't know.
00:45:26.000 Anyway, good to be here at the Emmy Awards.
00:45:29.000 Let me start by saying there is way too many of us in this little room.
00:45:34.000 What are we doing?
00:45:35.000 They said this was outdoors.
00:45:38.000 It's not.
00:45:40.000 They lied too much.
00:45:42.000 We're in a hermetically sealed tent right now.
00:45:46.000 I would not have come to this.
00:45:49.000 Why is there a roof?
00:45:51.000 It's more important that we have three chandeliers than that we make sure we don't kill Eugene Levy tonight.
00:45:57.000 That is what has been decided.
00:45:59.000 This is insane.
00:46:00.000 I went from wiping my groceries to having Paul Betney sneeze in my face.
00:46:04.000 So that's a big week.
00:46:08.000 Anyone's going to sneeze in my face, Paul.
00:46:11.000 I want it to be you.
00:46:13.000 You know that.
00:46:14.000 That's an autism thing.
00:46:16.000 Really?
00:46:17.000 Yeah.
00:46:18.000 It does seem a little...
00:46:21.000 Trust Mark.
00:46:22.000 I have a friend who does.
00:46:23.000 What are we doing here?
00:46:24.000 My friend Pierce does a perfect fucking rogue.
00:46:28.000 It's scary every time he does it.
00:46:29.000 He does like that.
00:46:30.000 That's his only impression, basically.
00:46:32.000 And it's perfect.
00:46:35.000 He's becoming one of these gaunt Hollywood guys who lost weight because he's vegan, probably.
00:46:39.000 And he just looks like shit now.
00:46:40.000 No, they get trainers.
00:46:42.000 Look at his stupid outfit.
00:46:43.000 He looks like Jim Carrey and Dumb and Dumber.
00:46:45.000 Yeah.
00:46:45.000 And it's also embarrassing that they wear clip-on ties.
00:46:49.000 I mean, you had a tailor make your suit.
00:46:52.000 You had someone dress you.
00:46:54.000 You have to wear a tie that clips on.
00:46:56.000 You can't actually tie a bow tie.
00:46:59.000 I noticed that was a pattern all night.
00:47:01.000 Keenan Wayne, what's his name?
00:47:03.000 The SNL fat black guy?
00:47:05.000 Yeah.
00:47:05.000 Keenan Thompson?
00:47:07.000 Keenan Thompson, yes.
00:47:09.000 So don't say yes when I'm wrong.
00:47:13.000 He had the same thing.
00:47:15.000 Fucking losers.
00:47:16.000 Anyway, let's jump into the war on kids.
00:47:19.000 Yep.
00:47:25.000 Here we go.
00:47:31.000 We are living in an ageism era where children are seen as human garbage.
00:47:36.000 Regulations to indoctrinate American school children with poisonous and divisive left-wing doctrines.
00:47:53.000 This is a perfectly normal thing for a lesbian to post.
00:47:58.000 2-4.
00:47:59.000 My child came into my bathroom to ask me what to do to their hair.
00:48:03.000 Kid pointing to a strap-on sitting on the tub.
00:48:06.000 Papa, so this woman is called Papa, I guess.
00:48:12.000 Why is your prosthetic penis over there?
00:48:14.000 Me, because I used it during sex recently.
00:48:17.000 Afterward, I washed it and put it there to dry.
00:48:20.000 Okay?
00:48:24.000 That was it.
00:48:25.000 Talking to children about sex shouldn't be a big or awkward deal.
00:48:30.000 Yeah, it should be if they're eight.
00:48:31.000 His daughter's, her daughter's eight.
00:48:35.000 And she's talking about strap-ons.
00:48:37.000 I think I learned about strap-ons when I was like 20.
00:48:41.000 So I don't mind that lesbians have kids.
00:48:45.000 I guess it's better than growing up in an orphanage if you're going to be adopted.
00:48:48.000 Lesbian parents are better than no parents.
00:48:51.000 But let's wait until there's absolutely no other options for parents.
00:48:55.000 All the straight parents are used up.
00:48:58.000 And if this is what we get when we have lesbian parents, then we shouldn't have lesbian parents.
00:49:03.000 You don't talk to your kid about a fucking strap-on.
00:49:06.000 Do you talk to any?
00:49:07.000 Should you talk to anyone about a strap-on?
00:49:10.000 I don't think so.
00:49:10.000 Maybe riffing with a buddy.
00:49:12.000 Nope.
00:49:13.000 And not in a serious.
00:49:15.000 If you used a strap-on, Ryan, I would rather I just did not hear about it.
00:49:18.000 Thank you very much.
00:49:19.000 Hold on.
00:49:20.000 You're right.
00:49:21.000 Yeah, we don't need to hear about your fucking strap-ons.
00:49:24.000 That's gross.
00:49:28.000 And I thought this must be fake, so I actually followed her entire Twitter before I pulled it up on the show.
00:49:34.000 And yep.
00:49:36.000 Check her out.
00:49:37.000 Go to her handle?
00:49:40.000 So what is that thing?
00:49:41.000 Go on her fa- click on her face.
00:49:45.000 Is that a dude?
00:49:47.000 I don't know.
00:49:48.000 I can't tell anymore.
00:49:51.000 They're going for like old lady chic.
00:49:54.000 I think it might be a dude after all.
00:49:56.000 But why would he have a strap on?
00:49:59.000 That's dudish.
00:50:01.000 No, that's a chick.
00:50:05.000 Papa's a chick in that one.
00:50:06.000 What's up about the fucking head?
00:50:09.000 Can you see some more?
00:50:14.000 No, that's just a freeze.
00:50:18.000 There's tons of pictures of it's eight-year-old right there.
00:50:21.000 See that?
00:50:22.000 I mean, I guess we're committing the sin too by showing her, but she puts up all these pictures of her little girl with talk of a strap on.
00:50:30.000 Like, where the fuck do we draw the line here?
00:50:37.000 Here's another daily dose of a teacher coming out.
00:50:42.000 Look, your sexual orientation is the way you have sex.
00:50:47.000 I don't want to hear about it.
00:50:49.000 You shouldn't be telling your students this.
00:50:51.000 There is not a massive homophobia problem that needs to be tackled in school, so shut up.
00:50:58.000 If you can be reasonably assured that you are safe being out on your campus, then do it.
00:51:04.000 Before coming out as non-binary, I would come out to my students every October on National Coming Out Day.
00:51:10.000 I would use that as an opportunity for my students to learn how to receive somebody coming out to them in case that had never happened to them before.
00:51:16.000 We used it as a way to talk to each other about empathy, about connection, about trust.
00:51:21.000 It ended up being a wonderful experience that I had with my students every single year.
00:51:24.000 So think about what you would have needed when you were in high school or middle school or whatever grade you're teaching.
00:51:29.000 For some students, just the knowledge that a queer adult exists within their world is hugely impactful.
00:51:37.000 You don't really have to do anything other than be visible for these students to feel safer and more accepted and more at home when they're on campus.
00:51:45.000 Why do they do so much for students who don't have that in other places in their lives?
00:51:49.000 For that reason.
00:51:49.000 Get them out of here!
00:51:54.000 I've got flags everywhere.
00:51:56.000 I've got queer literature because I want every student that I have to know that being queer is something that I am proud of, something that is not a secret in my life.
00:52:05.000 It's something that I care about and something that can be done.
00:52:07.000 Let's do that with whites.
00:52:09.000 I want to have white stuff all over my classroom and show my students that white is something to be proud of.
00:52:15.000 Is that okay?
00:52:18.000 Take everything she says about non-binary, make it white and see how well we're doing.
00:52:25.000 So every coming out day I say white power, just so they know how to respond.
00:52:28.000 I just want the white kids to feel safer.
00:52:30.000 There's a lot of negative press on whites these days, and I thought it'd be great if white people could feel safe.
00:52:36.000 She talked about queer literature.
00:52:38.000 I don't know if anyone's checked out queer literature, but it's fucking gross.
00:52:42.000 And it almost always involves cocksucking.
00:52:47.000 It's pornographic.
00:52:49.000 That's the thing about queer literature.
00:52:51.000 It's focusing on sex because that's what defines you as a homosexual.
00:52:56.000 Go to 2.6.
00:52:57.000 So this parent in Texas has had enough because she read one of these books and was surprised at the amount of butt-fucking that was in it.
00:53:25.000 I had to Google Cornhole because I have the game in the back of my yard.
00:53:29.000 But according to Wikipedia, cornhole is a sexualist slang vulgarism for anus.
00:53:36.000 The term came into the use in the 1910s in the United States.
00:53:39.000 It's verb formed to cornhole, which came into usage in the 1930s, means to have anal sex.
00:53:47.000 I do not want my children to learn about anal sex in middle school.
00:53:51.000 I have never had anal sex.
00:53:53.000 I don't want to have anal sex.
00:53:54.000 I don't want my kids having anal sex.
00:53:57.000 I want you to start focusing on education and not public health.
00:54:03.000 Stone, you're on.
00:54:05.000 Officials, you are supposed to be educating our children.
00:54:10.000 I can still hear you.
00:54:12.000 Thank you, Miss Brown.
00:54:13.000 I like how they cut her mic off and she's 4% less loud.
00:54:17.000 By the way, these are all the banned books from schools.
00:54:20.000 Yeah, Let's Kill the Mockingbird 1984.
00:54:25.000 I don't know The Diary of a Young Girl.
00:54:27.000 Five People You Meet in Heaven, great book.
00:54:29.000 Watership Down.
00:54:31.000 Huck Finn.
00:54:33.000 Carrie, I guess, is pretty gross.
00:54:35.000 Carrie's just a horror book.
00:54:37.000 Harry Potter.
00:54:38.000 So Carrie and Harry Potter were probably killed by evangelicals.
00:54:42.000 What's the diary of a young girl?
00:54:45.000 Anne Frank?
00:54:46.000 Oh, shit.
00:54:48.000 What the hell?
00:54:49.000 I thought it was called The Diary of Ant Frank.
00:54:51.000 Me too.
00:54:54.000 All right, let's jump to the green screen now.
00:54:56.000 I've got to show you this thing about Robert Reich.
00:55:11.000 So Robert Reich is a silly little Clinton dwarf who reckons himself an economist, even though he's not.
00:55:17.000 He's a Harvard lawyer.
00:55:19.000 And what he does is he comes up with a conclusion, and then he works backwards from there.
00:55:27.000 And it goes on, and what's this, F minus an economic.
00:55:30.000 So here's a typical example of a Robert Reich article where he says that the reason that we're having economic strife is that our wages are too low.
00:55:39.000 And Henry Ford, I look pretty dark here.
00:55:43.000 Not when I stand here, I guess.
00:55:44.000 I'll stand on this side.
00:55:47.000 You see, Henry Ford wanted to make sure, this is Robert Reich's hypothesis that this guy is refuting, wanted to make sure that his employees could afford Model T Fords, because that's a crucial part of the means of production.
00:56:01.000 No, it's not.
00:56:02.000 Should everyone on the Lamborghini assembly line be able to afford a Lamborghini?
00:56:07.000 What kind of bullshit Marxist claptrap is he talking about?
00:56:10.000 And this actual economist goes on to point out that the only reason Henry Ford paid his guys more is because they were churning out Model T4s to the tune of like one a minute so he could afford it.
00:56:24.000 And then Robert Reich goes on to say the reason we had the Great Depression was that we stopped paying people livable wages.
00:56:32.000 He just made that up.
00:56:34.000 That's not a fact.
00:56:35.000 And another thing Reich does is say, studies say that blah, blah, blah.
00:56:39.000 When he lies, it's just made up facts.
00:56:41.000 Wages were going up right until the Great Depression.
00:56:44.000 Then kaboom.
00:56:45.000 So he's not an economist.
00:56:47.000 He's a compulsive liar, a total underachiever, and a lazy piece of shit.
00:56:53.000 What's another example of his terrible debunking Robert Reich's lies promoting gun control?
00:56:59.000 Right.
00:57:00.000 So in this article, they talk about how Robert Reich said more guns equal less crime, a study that has been refuted countless times.
00:57:08.000 He also says that we should have stricter gun laws because most people want that.
00:57:14.000 And he says studies say that.
00:57:16.000 No proof.
00:57:17.000 You're in America.
00:57:18.000 Are you telling me most people in America want their guns taken away?
00:57:22.000 You've got the wrong country, Rob.
00:57:24.000 But again, this article is just a long-form discussion on how Robert Reich, when he writes about guns, he just makes up shit.
00:57:32.000 Or what's the next one?
00:57:35.000 Corporate social responsibility.
00:57:36.000 Right.
00:57:37.000 So in this article, Robert Reich talks about how corporations can't be trusted to monitor themselves.
00:57:43.000 The government has to do it.
00:57:44.000 The proof?
00:57:45.000 Studies.
00:57:48.000 No studies.
00:57:49.000 So anyway, I bring up all of this to tell you that I've always hated this little cocksucker.
00:57:53.000 And he just did a video about how evil Prager U is.
00:57:57.000 And it contains absolutely nothing.
00:58:02.000 There is nothing in this video.
00:58:04.000 It says, Prager U, sort of like the pathetic takedown Samantha B did on Prager U. This pathetic takedown just involves saying that Prager U is insidious.
00:58:15.000 Push it over this way a bit.
00:58:17.000 That it's insidious and it's everywhere.
00:58:20.000 Okay?
00:58:21.000 So the problem with the way he talks is he's so used to talking to lefties that it's just a given when you watch this that Prager U is offensive.
00:58:30.000 Now, as a non-liberal, when I hear that Prager U is insidious, tell me why.
00:58:36.000 Show me a hypothesis they made that is quantifiably inaccurate.
00:58:43.000 I just did it to you, Rob.
00:58:44.000 You said that Henry Ford paid his workers so they could afford Model T Fords.
00:58:49.000 That was patently false.
00:58:51.000 You also said that the Great Depression happened because we stopped paying a livable wage.
00:58:56.000 That's just patently false.
00:58:57.000 You also said that more guns equal more crime, which has been heavily refuted by John Lott.
00:59:03.000 Very simple to do.
00:59:04.000 And you also said corporations are incapable of their own culpability and must be monitored by the government, which is verifiably false.
00:59:11.000 These are all verifiable false things that you have said.
00:59:14.000 So if you're mad at PragerU, let's hear some things that they have said wrong.
00:59:18.000 Now, I follow PragerU quite a bit, and I, for fun, I do want to find holes in what they say.
00:59:24.000 I noticed Dennis Prager is very fastidious when it comes to the facts, so I want to catch him out just for fun.
00:59:30.000 Let's see if Robert Reich and all his funding can do so.
00:59:34.000 Look at his disgusting t-shirt.
00:59:35.000 Why do Marxists always look like shit?
00:59:38.000 He looks like fucking Gary's mailbag.
00:59:41.000 Prager Yug is the most insidious outfit advancing the right's online agenda, and that's saying something.
00:59:47.000 It's five-minute videos, which have collected nearly five billion stubs.
00:59:53.000 They have a whole variety of lengths.
00:59:56.000 A percentage are five-minute, so you haven't even looked at it.
01:00:00.000 In fact, I think someone just mailed him this script, emailed him this script, and he's just repeating.
01:00:05.000 He's repeating what he was sent.
01:00:09.000 Hold on.
01:00:10.000 Right-wing painful realities.
01:00:12.000 Sorry, right-wing thought, painful realities.
01:00:14.000 Law and order, racial justice and equality.
01:00:17.000 So I know both those videos.
01:00:18.000 They're chock a block with theories, data, patterns.
01:00:23.000 Refute them, Rob.
01:00:25.000 Tell us why these guys are wrong.
01:00:29.000 They couch typical Republican dog whistles, okay?
01:00:34.000 Give me an example.
01:00:35.000 And outright, let's see.
01:00:39.000 And outright misinformation with titles like The Myth of Voter Suppression.
01:00:44.000 Okay, this is a perfect example of where you could say voter suppression is not a myth.
01:00:50.000 By insisting on IDs, you are ostracizing blacks.
01:00:54.000 No, that's not voter suppression.
01:00:56.000 Is it driver suppression to insist on driver's licenses?
01:01:00.000 Is it tattoo suppression to tell people they can't get a tattoo if they're under 18?
01:01:06.000 Is it reader suppression to demand people at the library have their own library card to check out books?
01:01:13.000 It's not suppression.
01:01:14.000 It's called a society.
01:01:17.000 So you can't just say there's misinformation and then show a title that's shocking to you people because you live in such a bubble, it's never occurred to you that your whole shit about voter suppression is wrong.
01:01:29.000 See, this is how weak they've become.
01:01:31.000 All they have to do is, he said racism isn't a big deal.
01:01:34.000 And I know it is, so fuck him.
01:01:37.000 Sorry, it doesn't work like that.
01:01:39.000 You have to prove to me that racism is a big deal.
01:01:42.000 You can't just say these titles.
01:01:44.000 They so often just have a shock title and go, Gavin said 10 things I hate about the Jews.
01:01:50.000 It's proof anti-Semitism is everywhere without ever even seeing the fucking video.
01:01:55.000 So lazy, so weak.
01:01:57.000 They're not sending their best.
01:02:01.000 They serve as a gateway to the more overt right-wing content pushed by the likes of Ben Shapiro.
01:02:07.000 That doesn't mean anything.
01:02:09.000 They serve as a gateway to more overt.
01:02:12.000 First of all, I don't think Ben Shapiro and Steven Crowder are more overt.
01:02:17.000 The implication is that Prager Yu is like mildly right-wing and then Shapiro and Crowder are Nazis.
01:02:25.000 They're both equally right-wing.
01:02:27.000 They're all, I don't want to say the word milquetoast because I respect all three of them, but they're all moderates.
01:02:35.000 They're conservative moderates.
01:02:37.000 They've never said anything remotely controversial as far as I'm concerned.
01:02:41.000 And maybe I resent that a little bit, but that's my personal beef.
01:02:45.000 But the idea that one is a gateway to the other, you could easily say that Ben Shapiro and Steven Crowder are a gateway to PragerU.
01:02:52.000 It holds the same amount of water, which is a drop.
01:02:58.000 And Stephen Crowder.
01:03:00.000 PragerU pushes its videos into schools.
01:03:03.000 Over 6,000 teachers and parents have signed up so far.
01:03:07.000 And social media's algorithms amplify all this misinformation.
01:03:11.000 Wait, stop, stop.
01:03:12.000 When PragerU's videos are assigned by teachers for students to watch...
01:03:15.000 Wait, stop, stop.
01:03:17.000 So much going on there.
01:03:18.000 Okay, this is interesting too.
01:03:20.000 We'll have to go back a little bit, pre-sneeze, but videos from right-wing site that preaches the left ruins everything assigned in Ohio school, HuffPost.
01:03:29.000 Now, this is the way the left plays with their own brains.
01:03:33.000 The left ruins everything is a comical video that Prager U did assign.
01:03:39.000 That's not in schools.
01:03:42.000 So what they do is they take a more incendiary headline from Prager U and they pretend while knowingly misleading.
01:03:52.000 Remember, this guy was talking about misinformation.
01:03:55.000 So Huffington Post is knowingly misleading its viewers into thinking that kids are being taught the left ruins everything in Ohio schools.
01:04:06.000 But go back a little bit.
01:04:07.000 Pre-Sneeze.
01:04:10.000 At home, more right-wing content comes up for kids.
01:04:13.000 Go back, John.
01:04:14.000 Go back.
01:04:17.000 More right-wing content comes up for kids.
01:04:21.000 That was one second.
01:04:24.000 Comes up for kids on the media.
01:04:25.000 No, more than a second.
01:04:28.000 Signed by teachers for students.
01:04:30.000 Yeah, definitely.
01:04:31.000 Two seconds is not cutting it either.
01:04:34.000 I guess I got to give you the specific number.
01:04:35.000 Let's go six seconds back, if we may, Ryan.
01:04:40.000 Holy Jesus.
01:04:41.000 Media's algorithms and all that.
01:04:44.000 So the implication here is Prager U is evil and it's being taught in schools.
01:04:51.000 You have to prove Prager U is evil before we give a shit that it's in school, dumbass.
01:04:57.000 But I think the left is so lazy and so incurious that it's just a given that Prager U is evil and that an evil thing shouldn't be in school.
01:05:07.000 End of story.
01:05:08.000 But here's the second part of this: this is why I went back.
01:05:11.000 He's also furious that the algorithm pushes this more.
01:05:17.000 Have you been on the fucking internet before, Rob?
01:05:20.000 Go look up lingerie.
01:05:23.000 Go look up how they make up whiskey.
01:05:26.000 That's the way the internet works.
01:05:28.000 When you look at something, you get more of it.
01:05:31.000 That's how they get you addicted to video content on these sites.
01:05:36.000 That's not unique to PragerU.
01:05:38.000 So why is it part of your ridiculous half-assed thesis?
01:05:43.000 All right, go ahead.
01:05:45.000 Information.
01:05:46.000 When Prager U's videos are assigned by teachers for students to watch at home, more right-wing content comes up for kids on social media and YouTube.
01:05:55.000 And it's spreading around the world.
01:05:57.000 Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu even used one of Prager U's videos to justify the actions of the Israeli military.
01:06:04.000 Stop.
01:06:05.000 Now, Robert Reich is a Jew, and here he is shitting on Netanyahu for the Israeli Defense, what are they called?
01:06:13.000 Federation?
01:06:15.000 Again, so fucking lazy.
01:06:18.000 Show me that video and tell me why it's wrong.
01:06:22.000 And tell me why the Israeli army isn't the most moral army in the Middle East, please.
01:06:29.000 Show us why.
01:06:30.000 But he doesn't do that.
01:06:31.000 He just says, Netanyahu used Prague.
01:06:34.000 Okay, but you got to show me that he's wrong, you fucking dummy.
01:06:38.000 Like, it's funny, the original thing I showed you, that Forbes article, where the guy was making fun of his terrible knowledge of economics, that guy said you would get an F in my class, Robert Wright.
01:06:54.000 And here I am giving him an F for his half-assed work too, because this is absolutely fucking useless.
01:07:00.000 Anyway, go ahead.
01:07:03.000 Fracking billionaire Seeker.
01:07:10.000 So it's evil because it's well-funded by billionaires.
01:07:13.000 And we know how evil billionaires are.
01:07:16.000 They're the worst.
01:07:16.000 Robert Reich is probably worth at least $25 million himself.
01:07:21.000 But he's not a billionaire.
01:07:22.000 Billionaires are evil.
01:07:24.000 And Jim Goad did a good research paper on this where he showed that the left gets far more philanthropy and free money than the right does.
01:07:34.000 But yet at the same time, the left uses the fact that a rich person sent someone money as proof that they're evil.
01:07:43.000 Reason.org, all of these left-wing sites, they're all funded by rich lefties.
01:07:52.000 That's the way these sort of think tanks operate.
01:07:55.000 Where do you think Jared Holt gets his money from?
01:07:58.000 The free market?
01:08:00.000 Okay, go ahead.
01:08:02.000 $25 million a year budget with ads targeting young people with right-wing propaganda.
01:08:08.000 How is it propaganda?
01:08:10.000 The internet?
01:08:12.000 And now even far-right leaders abroad.
01:08:15.000 This organization is advancing its right-wing ideology everywhere.
01:08:19.000 So the next time you see these videos...
01:08:21.000 What truth?
01:08:22.000 You didn't tell us anything.
01:08:24.000 There's zero substance in there.
01:08:27.000 Speaking of Jared Holt, it's a glass of water with three drops of milk in it.
01:08:32.000 What a fucking loser.
01:08:49.000 Kind of reminds me of a CBC interview I did after the Halifax 5 thing.
01:08:53.000 Ooh, that should go in my thing.
01:09:00.000 They were talking about the statue Cornwallis, I guess his name was.
01:09:04.000 The guy who started Halifax.
01:09:05.000 I might have that name wrong.
01:09:06.000 But the interviewer goes, did you know that Cornwallis once had a scalp for sorry, a bounty for Indian scalps?
01:09:16.000 And I go, yeah.
01:09:17.000 Do you know why?
01:09:19.000 And she went, what?
01:09:21.000 Because we were at war with the Indians.
01:09:23.000 They were slaughtering the English.
01:09:25.000 And a normal part of war when you're losing is to privatize the army and to try to get mercenaries to come and help you.
01:09:35.000 When it's that or death, that's what people do.
01:09:37.000 And in fact, he did it in Britain when the English were fighting the Scots.
01:09:41.000 He offered scalps for kilts.
01:09:43.000 I mean, sorry, bounties for kilts.
01:09:45.000 It's a part of war.
01:09:47.000 And that had never occurred to her.
01:09:50.000 So they aired it, and then the CBC did a big apology on how they shouldn't have given me a voice.
01:09:59.000 And they apologize for being so insensitive as to allow me to tell them the truth about the fucking history because they're all retards and anything about Indians must be evidence of someone's corrupt bullshit.
01:10:13.000 Like, Prager U is in school.
01:10:16.000 Uh-huh.
01:10:17.000 Prager U's funded by billionaires.
01:10:20.000 Okay?
01:10:21.000 Prager U uses algorithms where if someone's watching it, then they get another video.
01:10:29.000 Meanwhile, if you watch that Robert Reich video, you'll probably see another one of his bullshit made-up, factless rants.
01:10:39.000 I should note, by the way, before you go criticizing our trusted sidekick, that he was on the phone with our security company while he was doing that.
01:10:50.000 And the guy...
01:10:51.000 It sounded pretty bad, huh?
01:10:53.000 Remember?
01:10:53.000 It sounds...
01:10:55.000 He sounds like he's talking to you from inside a wet sock.
01:10:58.000 Yeah, you told him that.
01:11:00.000 And I go, we're having trouble with our security system, sending false alarms to the police, which has so far cost me $100.
01:11:08.000 And you can't even set up your own fucking phone in your own house.
01:11:11.000 He's like, I'm working from home.
01:11:15.000 You can't set up your own phone?
01:11:19.000 And the cameras, ADT's cameras are so fucking retarded.
01:11:23.000 When I have a nest cameras and you hear a bonk outside, click nest, Seven perspectives on your home, audio included, lights come on.
01:11:37.000 That's a separate thing than the nest, but you know what I mean.
01:11:40.000 With ADT, you go, oh, there's a noise.
01:11:43.000 Let me open up the cameras.
01:11:44.000 And then it says, What cameras would you like to see?
01:11:48.000 Probably all of them I would recommend.
01:11:52.000 Like, unless you have a hundred cameras on your premises, why wouldn't it just automatically load the cameras?
01:11:58.000 So then you load the camera.
01:11:59.000 It's compressed.
01:12:00.000 You got to turn it sideways.
01:12:01.000 And then you have to scroll backwards.
01:12:03.000 But to do that, you have to go into a whole...
01:12:05.000 Anyway, I'm boring you.
01:12:06.000 But it's just amazing health.
01:12:11.000 Like, if there was a, there's no way to check anything, though.
01:12:14.000 Like, in the past, like, you can't look back and be like, when did that thing move?
01:12:17.000 It's so.
01:12:18.000 Did that thing open?
01:12:19.000 No, I got to have him.
01:12:20.000 And we had a guy come by, and I said, how the fuck are you supposed to go back a month on this or a week?
01:12:27.000 And he's like, I don't know.
01:12:28.000 We'll have to bring in a technician.
01:12:29.000 He didn't even know.
01:12:30.000 He's like, what I do know is I wish I was more Native American.
01:12:33.000 That'd be cool.
01:12:37.000 I can't get over that story.
01:12:38.000 I know.
01:12:40.000 I wish.
01:12:40.000 I said to him, don't work with people like this.
01:12:44.000 And our technician is Native American.
01:12:47.000 And then Ryan is whatever the fuck he is.
01:12:49.000 I go, don't work with these.
01:12:50.000 Work with us white people.
01:12:52.000 And he goes, actually, I'm not white.
01:12:54.000 I'm American Indian.
01:12:56.000 I go, no, you're not.
01:12:57.000 No one's ever said that to him.
01:12:58.000 He goes, no, you're not.
01:13:00.000 If people don't ask you if you're Chinese, you're not Native American.
01:13:05.000 I go, what percentage?
01:13:06.000 And he goes, well, I wish it was more.
01:13:07.000 Before he told me 4%, he said, I wish it was more.
01:13:11.000 What is his Indian name?
01:13:12.000 Bullshit?
01:13:13.000 You are the one who told me.
01:13:15.000 Well, that's your racism.
01:13:17.000 I'm a black female.
01:13:19.000 What other different, what else could I have done to piss you off?
01:13:23.000 Black woman?
01:13:25.000 This is really inconvenient.
01:13:39.000 It's a funny choice of a song.
01:13:42.000 Because it's like a slave working in the prison fields song.
01:13:49.000 Not a slave song, but like a prisoner song when they're doing their forced labor back in the, I don't know, 1930s.
01:13:56.000 And then sort of a white funk band covered it and made tons of money off of it.
01:14:01.000 And he's like ending racism by stealing black prisoner songs.
01:14:10.000 Okay, so we all know this story, right?
01:14:12.000 The blacks at the restaurant fighting.
01:14:16.000 Video shows tourists attack MIC restaurant hosts over vax proof.
01:14:20.000 So they go and kick her ass.
01:14:23.000 Call her a bitch.
01:14:24.000 They have to be dragged out of there.
01:14:26.000 Kind of a weird...
01:14:27.000 I don't know.
01:14:28.000 When I'm in another town, I'm more humble.
01:14:33.000 Look at their dragged out in her big bare feet.
01:14:38.000 But like, can you imagine us in Dallas telling the owners of a Dallas restaurant to shut the fuck up?
01:14:44.000 Right now, New York City does not respect itself.
01:14:46.000 It's a sham of a city.
01:14:48.000 And it's like, you can't even get pizza after 12 a.m.
01:14:51.000 My friend was in the city.
01:14:52.000 He was like, that's fucking closed.
01:14:53.000 The Wendy's closed.
01:14:54.000 That bar is closed.
01:14:56.000 It's 12 on a fucking Saturday.
01:14:59.000 Look, the deal with New York is it's run by an evil, not retarded, he's pretty smart actually, an evil socialist tyrant who has crippled the city permanently with stupid laws and bankrupted countless bars and restaurants.
01:15:16.000 The ones that have remained are enforcing against their will stupid laws.
01:15:23.000 Now, you could be like Dan's public alehouse there in Staten Island and fight to the death and go bankrupt.
01:15:32.000 And I respect that quite a bit.
01:15:34.000 But they can't all be warriors.
01:15:36.000 So when you're mad about dumb laws in New York, don't get mad at the guy who's trying to pay his rent.
01:15:42.000 Well, it starts somewhere.
01:15:44.000 No, Max Public House.
01:15:45.000 That guy is like risked serious jail time, emptied his bank account, lost his business.
01:15:53.000 Is it open?
01:15:57.000 They lost their license, right?
01:15:59.000 Yeah, they were doing that quirky thing.
01:16:03.000 Yeah, they were accepting donations.
01:16:05.000 Very difficult donations.
01:16:07.000 Absolutely.
01:16:08.000 Anyway, I'm as pissed off as you are about the mask thing, but the last people I want to terrorize are the hostess at a restaurant.
01:16:15.000 So BLM has decided they're going to protest the restaurant.
01:16:20.000 Go to 3-4.
01:16:26.000 BLM protests planned at New York restaurant.
01:16:28.000 I love Newsweek's angle.
01:16:30.000 Where a brawl over vaccination proof occurred.
01:16:33.000 Oh, it was just a brawl over vaccination proof.
01:16:36.000 So it could have been the hostess attacking them.
01:16:39.000 It's reportedly set to take place on Monday outside the Italian restaurant Carmines, where a physical dispute erupted on Thursday over co- I love how they tiptoe around crazy black women.
01:16:49.000 That's called black privilege.
01:16:52.000 And I think I know why.
01:16:53.000 I think I know why.
01:16:55.000 Whoa, that was good.
01:16:57.000 Let's hear the original.
01:17:01.000 I think I know why.
01:17:04.000 I feel like I could even do better than that.
01:17:06.000 And I think I know why.
01:17:08.000 And I think I know why.
01:17:10.000 No.
01:17:10.000 And I think I know why.
01:17:14.000 And I think I know why.
01:17:16.000 And I think I know why.
01:17:18.000 It's why.
01:17:19.000 Yeah.
01:17:20.000 Three ha's.
01:17:21.000 And I think I know why.
01:17:23.000 And I think I know why.
01:17:25.000 I can't do the why.
01:17:26.000 Yeah, that's the hardest part.
01:17:28.000 And I think I know why.
01:17:29.000 I'm losing it.
01:17:30.000 And I think I know why.
01:17:32.000 And I think I know why.
01:17:40.000 God, he's a fraud.
01:17:42.000 Ton of Hessie Coates.
01:17:43.000 So minor altercation broke out between two people who disagreed.
01:17:47.000 And BLM has had enough of this.
01:17:49.000 Let me explain.
01:17:50.000 This happened again in the Bronx when there was a black kid who was killed correctly by the police because he pulled a gun on cops and he got shot.
01:18:00.000 Them's the rules.
01:18:01.000 That's how it works, folks.
01:18:03.000 This was not an innocent boy saying, Excuse me, sir, more gruel, please.
01:18:08.000 Fuck you, orphan.
01:18:10.000 This was a kid asking for it, getting what he asked for.
01:18:13.000 But the black community in the South Bronx, or sorry, North Bronx, went over, they doused cars with gasoline, they were attacking cops, they rioted outside the police station.
01:18:24.000 Not because of injustice, but because of gang warfare.
01:18:28.000 You hurt our guy, we want to hurt you.
01:18:32.000 Similarly, this woman got sassy with a black woman.
01:18:37.000 Black woman kicked her ass, so BLM is going there to say, fuck you, don't fuck with her bitches.
01:18:41.000 The same way the Latin kings would.
01:18:44.000 If you roughed up some chicks from the Latin kings, the Latin kings wouldn't go, well, were they asking for it?
01:18:50.000 Or they would go and fuck you up because no one fucks with the ladies of the Latin kings.
01:18:55.000 The Latin queens?
01:18:58.000 Go back?
01:19:00.000 So this is...
01:19:01.000 So, sorry.
01:19:02.000 So this, I think, might be a separate incident of black tourists arriving in New York and terrorizing white New York Italian restaurants.
01:19:17.000 Could this be the same place and the same people?
01:19:20.000 Because I think, stop, stop.
01:19:22.000 These people are already inside.
01:19:24.000 The hostess incident that Black Lives Matter has a problem with was them not even being able to go in.
01:19:29.000 Yeah, I think this is separate.
01:19:30.000 What does his shirt say, though?
01:19:32.000 I could find out.
01:19:33.000 See.
01:19:34.000 Are you refusing service?
01:19:39.000 So you're going to enforce segregation because we just told you that we're religiously exempt.
01:19:46.000 I never told you any of that.
01:19:47.000 I would never tell you that.
01:19:49.000 I would never tell you that.
01:19:50.000 I would never say that.
01:19:52.000 You notice when they're the victims, black family is mentioned, but when they're the perpetrators of beating up the hostess, black is not mentioned?
01:19:59.000 Yeah.
01:19:59.000 And he did lie.
01:20:00.000 You don't get in and sit down in the restaurant without showing your vaccination card.
01:20:03.000 Right.
01:20:04.000 Or saying you have one.
01:20:06.000 You don't have to leave.
01:20:09.000 If you have the flyer, you have the flyer that you're supposed to put into your window, right?
01:20:13.000 Okay.
01:20:14.000 Go and read it.
01:20:15.000 Go and read it.
01:20:16.000 Go and read it.
01:20:17.000 And you tell me we're not believing.
01:20:19.000 Well, I'm not leaving.
01:20:20.000 You guys believe.
01:20:21.000 I'm not leaving.
01:20:27.000 You can be anti-vax and on this guy's side, not that guy, but the owner.
01:20:33.000 Turn it up.
01:20:37.000 We just marched for this.
01:20:40.000 Everybody in here is okay with that.
01:20:42.000 Everybody's in here okay with setting segregation in society.
01:20:48.000 Everybody's okay with that?
01:20:49.000 Oh, we don't have our vaccine cards, so now the kids can't eat.
01:20:53.000 We can't eat.
01:20:54.000 You guys are okay with that?
01:20:55.000 Yeah, it sucks.
01:20:58.000 Is this the America you want to live in?
01:20:59.000 No, fuck you.
01:21:00.000 You see?
01:21:01.000 You're not American.
01:21:02.000 That's why you need to get the fuck out of here if you're not American.
01:21:05.000 All right?
01:21:06.000 Get the fuck out of here.
01:21:07.000 Oh, this guy's really patriotic all of a sudden.
01:21:09.000 And in America, everybody can eat.
01:21:12.000 Everybody can eat in America.
01:21:14.000 Yes, you're right, sir.
01:21:16.000 But you chose the wrong target.
01:21:19.000 Try running a restaurant in New York in 2021.
01:21:22.000 It's fucking torture.
01:21:25.000 My buddy, he had two bars in New York.
01:21:28.000 He had to cut one of them.
01:21:29.000 His income's cut in half.
01:21:30.000 And as you know, to make money in New York, if you have bars or restaurants, you need three.
01:21:35.000 Two, maybe you're making it, maybe.
01:21:38.000 One, he's fucked.
01:21:42.000 You know, it's funny, somebody said this perfectly.
01:21:44.000 I couldn't find it, but they were like, you know, all the people that tried to support these restaurants and keep them open during the thing are the exact people that are refused service now.
01:21:55.000 It's like funny how that works.
01:21:56.000 Yeah, but this might be unpopular with the baby monsters, but I just, I agree with everything you're saying.
01:22:04.000 I understand that it's time we all just say no.
01:22:06.000 We're not wearing the mask.
01:22:08.000 But do it on the train.
01:22:10.000 You know, do it somewhere where some guy's not getting fucked over.
01:22:13.000 This dude has suffered enough.
01:22:15.000 He's getting it from both sides.
01:22:17.000 You think he loves the mask?
01:22:18.000 You think he wants you to have your vax card?
01:22:21.000 You think he enjoys enforcing these stupid fucking rules?
01:22:25.000 Venerate the entrepreneur.
01:22:30.000 And finally, in racism, I just thought this was funny.
01:22:33.000 It was sent in by a baby monster.
01:22:35.000 Where this woman is, she's decided to start shoving white people.
01:22:39.000 I'm decolonizing the sidewalk by pushing white people into the street.
01:22:44.000 Let me tell you what happened here.
01:22:45.000 Madison Dillard is a lazy bitch, just like Robert Reich.
01:22:50.000 And she's an affirmative action hire.
01:22:52.000 She's writing for this place because she's black and not because she's a good writer.
01:22:57.000 That's why her articles are.
01:23:00.000 How long is this article?
01:23:03.000 Okay, so...
01:23:04.000 It's a brief email.
01:23:06.000 It's 400 words.
01:23:08.000 And she shoved some people.
01:23:11.000 She was maybe drunk or in a bad mood or she sort of shoved.
01:23:14.000 So if you go down, so why were we standing still in the middle of the sidewalk in an insanely large group?
01:23:23.000 I still don't know.
01:23:23.000 But instead of squeezing past them like I normally have to, you mean like all normal people in a society.
01:23:29.000 It is annoying when someone blocks the sidewalk.
01:23:32.000 You usually go, come on, ladies, or coming through, something like that.
01:23:37.000 But you usually just squeeze by.
01:23:38.000 We all have to do it.
01:23:39.000 It's part of living in a society.
01:23:43.000 I decided just to push them all into the street.
01:23:46.000 Why would you do that?
01:23:47.000 One of the white women asked.
01:23:49.000 But I was too busy ignoring them and carrying on with my own life to pay them any attention, which actually should have been pretty relatable to them.
01:23:57.000 This is why I now push every single white person walking in front of me into the street.
01:24:01.000 That's just a lie.
01:24:03.000 You see, so she did something mildly interesting and stupid, and she decided to pretend she does it on a regular basis, and it's some sort of a political movement called the shoving of white people, which is just lazy, stupid racism at the end of the day.
01:24:19.000 I found that this is the best way to word what I was trying to say.
01:24:24.000 And I think I know why.
01:24:26.000 The most ironic thing about the passports in your restaurants we've forced.
01:24:33.000 Yeah, well that's fine.
01:24:34.000 That's exactly what you said.
01:24:36.000 All right, let's uh let's check out the mailbag.
01:25:00.000 From Dylan, he wants us to watch a Norm McDonald video.
01:25:05.000 We've all seen that, you fucking idiot.
01:25:07.000 Thanks for your update.
01:25:10.000 Angelo says, here's journalism, and is talking about another ancient Chinese secret where this woman from The Guardian, Charlene Ramprasad, another affirmative action hire, started harassing Nikki Minaj's cousin.
01:25:26.000 And she said, you better give me your info or the CNN is going to dox you.
01:25:32.000 This one is called journalism.
01:25:34.000 And so what Nikki did is she said, no, I'm going to dox you, Charlene.
01:25:38.000 And on her Instagram Live, she put up Charlene's personal number, which I thought was great.
01:25:46.000 Nikki Minaj, of all people, is on the front line in the war against tattletale journalists and their corrupt behavior.
01:25:56.000 Okay, now I'm going back up to Clementine, mind-blowing propaganda, connecting Al-Qaeda to 1.6.
01:26:02.000 Gavin Orion, remember you recently wondered how anyone could connect Al-Qaeda to 1.6.
01:26:06.000 Well, I found it at the frontline documentary.
01:26:08.000 Oh, this is also ancient Chinese secrets.
01:26:12.000 So, America After 9-11 on PBS has decided to link Proud Boys with January 6th with 9-11.
01:26:22.000 And the way it works is we became Islamophobe racists after 9-11.
01:26:31.000 Like, I like how someone kills 3,000 people, and the takeaway is, it made me racist.
01:26:37.000 It made me xenophobic.
01:26:39.000 That's your takeaway?
01:26:43.000 So, they say go to 340 to six minutes in.
01:26:46.000 We're not going to watch all that.
01:26:48.000 But I'm familiar with this.
01:26:49.000 So, this is Proud Boys Are All Over It.
01:26:51.000 340.
01:26:53.000 Something within ourselves that would rise above it and would pull us together.
01:27:00.000 After September 11th, we all are willing to go to war as one against this yet-to-be-seen enemy that is so far away from us.
01:27:14.000 Yeah, why we retaliate after 9-11?
01:27:18.000 The American people had a great sense of patriotism.
01:27:22.000 We experienced domestic unity like we never experienced before.
01:27:27.000 But in America's response to 9-11, through three presidencies, a chain of unintended consequences: growing anger, mistrust, division, and ultimately,
01:27:43.000 the Capitol again a target.
01:27:46.000 Oh, God.
01:27:47.000 What a nightmare.
01:27:48.000 That's worse than 9-11, isn't it?
01:27:50.000 Look at the vandalism going on.
01:27:55.000 What if they had made it to the poem?
01:27:56.000 The January 6th insurrection at the Capitol was at the end point of the 9-11 air.
01:28:03.000 I think.
01:28:03.000 Yes.
01:28:06.000 When you have people who can't trust institutions anymore, who are angry that the wars that they were promised great victories in didn't turn out well, it was with the election, dumbass.
01:28:17.000 Okay, so Proud Boys are at 145.24.
01:28:24.000 What if they had made it to the politicians?
01:28:28.000 The great irony of the Trump administration's use of the war at home danger is that they're using tools developed in the war on terror to try to harass and persecute their political enemies at home by exaggerating domestic threats that are relatively small.
01:28:48.000 And meanwhile, however, ignoring the genuine terrorism threat that they are actually helping to foster and encourage.
01:29:00.000 Look at that poor innocent guy that was just there to talk.
01:29:06.000 Wow, they really did find like the only clip where you could be like, that was...
01:29:09.000 It looks sus before you know the story.
01:29:12.000 It all came to a head two months after Donald Trump lost the 2020 presidential election.
01:29:19.000 By the time you get to January the 6th, so much doubts has been sown in the system.
01:29:25.000 Yeah.
01:29:26.000 Sown by who?
01:29:28.000 Reality.
01:29:30.000 Look, none of these people have ever met a black person before.
01:29:34.000 Their two primary concerns are ensuring their children go to all white schools and live in all white neighborhoods and fighting racism.
01:29:42.000 That's their raison d'etch.
01:29:45.000 God, would you love to see that guy talking to a black guy?
01:29:48.000 That's very cool, Trevon.
01:29:50.000 But it's Troyvon.
01:29:52.000 Okay, that's fine.
01:29:54.000 I actually believe it's Trevon.
01:29:55.000 I checked the pronunciation before our meeting.
01:29:57.000 Trump rallied them with a lie.
01:29:59.000 Cav, check out the book No Angel by Jay Dobbins.
01:30:01.000 It's about him as a Fed reaching the highest echelons of the Hells Angels and got a bunch of them punched.
01:30:07.000 It's insane.
01:30:08.000 Met the dude in Tucson several years ago, and you can tell he's always looking over his shoulder, just anticipating the day he gets killed.
01:30:15.000 Yes, I'm familiar with Jay Dobbins.
01:30:16.000 What a fucking boob.
01:30:18.000 What a loser.
01:30:19.000 Way to go, Fed.
01:30:21.000 You infiltrated the Hells Angels.
01:30:24.000 Why?
01:30:26.000 Can we not spend our resources on Antifa or Islam or people who do damage?
01:30:31.000 What Hell's Angels do?
01:30:32.000 Speed.
01:30:34.000 They don't hurt anyone but other bikers.
01:30:37.000 It's none of our business.
01:30:39.000 What a fucking waste of resources.
01:30:42.000 Has anyone cracked MS-13?
01:30:44.000 They're behind the opioid epidemic.
01:30:47.000 Even the fucking mob.
01:30:49.000 I was watching this documentary about the mob and it was like, I used to eat cereal with like John Gotti's son every day.
01:30:56.000 And then when they found out, or it wasn't John Gotti's son, it was someone In one of the families, and when they found out that I was a fed, they cut his hands off because he had introduced me to so many people, he'd shake so many hands.
01:31:08.000 It's a gesture where they cut your hands off.
01:31:10.000 Like, okay, good.
01:31:11.000 So, what did you prevent?
01:31:13.000 Child trafficking?
01:31:14.000 You got a guy's hands cut off by lying and pretending you were his friend.
01:31:18.000 What did you accomplish?
01:31:20.000 These fucking feds are a joke.
01:31:23.000 It's a joke.
01:31:32.000 I was here.
01:31:33.000 It's a joke.
01:31:35.000 It's the feds.
01:31:37.000 Dear Gavin, I was watching Compound Censor with Anthony.
01:31:39.000 I just wanted to point out a few points of correction.
01:31:41.000 Jessica Tarlov is not childless anymore.
01:31:46.000 She announced on air that she's expecting.
01:31:48.000 She's engaged to a Russian MMA fighter.
01:31:50.000 You know what?
01:31:51.000 That is the best news I have heard in a long ass time.
01:31:55.000 I was very worried about her.
01:31:57.000 And I remember saying, once we were on a panel together, and I go, ever notice how on all these panels where we talk about kids and families, that I'm the only one who's married with kids, you're all talking about how best to raise a family and none of you have families.
01:32:11.000 And then she said, we're trying, Gavin.
01:32:13.000 We're trying.
01:32:14.000 And I said something like, well, not hard enough.
01:32:17.000 But she did it.
01:32:19.000 That's fantastic.
01:32:20.000 Congratulations, Jessica.
01:32:21.000 There's tea there, though.
01:32:22.000 The host accidentally revealed it.
01:32:25.000 What do you mean there's tea?
01:32:26.000 That's good.
01:32:27.000 Do you try anything new?
01:32:27.000 That means like there's gossip or there's drama.
01:32:30.000 Something new coming.
01:32:32.000 Yeah.
01:32:32.000 Uh-oh, here it is.
01:32:34.000 Jessica, do you try anything new?
01:32:35.000 I mean, you got something new coming.
01:32:37.000 Yeah.
01:32:38.000 And now the audience knows.
01:32:43.000 So I'm pregnant.
01:32:47.000 This is not how.
01:32:48.000 Nicely done.
01:32:50.000 Things got a little awkward on the five Wednesday when Dana Perino accidentally announcing her.
01:32:58.000 Dana's weird about kids, especially now that America's dog is dead.
01:33:03.000 Dana tweeted a picture of it.
01:33:07.000 Oh, no.
01:33:10.000 We want to maintain friendships.
01:33:13.000 Harlan Priest, Machine Gun Preacher.
01:33:16.000 Hey, Gavin and Ryan, you all need to check out this movie called Machine Gun Preacher.
01:33:19.000 No, I don't.
01:33:20.000 It's a true story about a biker named Sam Chaudhars.
01:33:22.000 Okay, getting better.
01:33:23.000 Gerard Butler.
01:33:24.000 Okay, very good now.
01:33:28.000 He's my dream boat.
01:33:29.000 Classwegian.
01:33:33.000 Who becomes a Christian and goes to Africa to be a missionary?
01:33:35.000 Ooh.
01:33:36.000 But ends up having to fight rebels.
01:33:37.000 You don't say.
01:33:40.000 So that wasn't a smooth adventure?
01:33:42.000 That was a real uppy-downy.
01:33:44.000 When's this from?
01:33:46.000 Back in 2011, fuck.
01:33:48.000 I was thinking maybe I can go over there.
01:33:50.000 Africa?
01:33:51.000 Reckon they can do with all the help they can get?
01:33:54.000 I know.
01:33:55.000 Bad idea.
01:33:56.000 A man's descent into racism.
01:34:00.000 A man's descent into shithole.
01:34:05.000 What should I do here with my time?
01:34:06.000 I've got a loving wife, two children that adore me, and a bright future.
01:34:10.000 I know I'll go to hell on earth.
01:34:13.000 The dark continent.
01:34:15.000 In order for us to trust you, you have to eat a poo-poo and put it on your face.
01:34:20.000 We heard that you say that we eat the poo-poo.
01:34:23.000 This is not true.
01:34:24.000 That would be a great day.
01:34:26.000 There is no poo-poo available.
01:34:28.000 You have to eat to make poo-poo.
01:34:29.000 The elites eat the poo-poo here.
01:34:32.000 We are not the elites.
01:34:33.000 One day I hope to get an education where I can afford to eat the poo-poo.
01:34:39.000 As of today, I am forced to eat mud pies.
01:34:43.000 We have water here.
01:34:44.000 Assuming there is water for the mud pie.
01:34:46.000 There is only water from a man who regurgitates it.
01:34:50.000 He is called a human well.
01:34:52.000 If you want to see him, look at the final video on GOML.
01:34:56.000 The aristocrats eat the poo-poo and we stare through the window of the poo-poo restaurant in awe, drooling, dreaming of a day.
01:35:05.000 That is what we drink, the saliva when we salivate, watching people eat poo-poo.
01:35:09.000 That's how we get the moisture for our mud pies.
01:35:13.000 They do eat mud pies.
01:35:14.000 They do.
01:35:15.000 In Somalia, they have mud cookies.
01:35:16.000 They're delicious.
01:35:17.000 Very sad.
01:35:18.000 Very good.
01:35:21.000 Gavin and Ryan, it's Slaps Rivera in today's climate of cancer culture, mobs and ridiculous standards.
01:35:25.000 Isn't it strange that Bowie's China Girl isn't canceled yet?
01:35:28.000 From the My Little China Girl line.
01:35:33.000 Problematic?
01:35:34.000 To the obvious Asian-y style music.
01:35:41.000 It seems pretty darn racist to me.
01:35:42.000 It's funny how left can overlook what they choose to overlook, blah, blah, blah.
01:35:47.000 Yeah.
01:35:49.000 Like, what's racist about it, though?
01:35:50.000 She is Chinese.
01:35:52.000 Get off my lawn.
01:35:54.000 China's asshole!
01:35:57.000 I forgot the intro, but it makes me want to sing our intro over there.
01:36:11.000 I think his black wife would let him fuck whatever he wants.
01:36:16.000 I think that way about famous people who are in long-term marriages that work.
01:36:20.000 Not Tom Hanks, but like David Bowie.
01:36:24.000 His black wife, Il the model, was just like, go ahead, I don't want to hear about it.
01:36:28.000 Or same with Samuel Jackson.
01:36:31.000 He's been married to the same sex his whole life.
01:36:34.000 You know that when he's making a movie or a commercial, all bets are off.
01:36:38.000 That's kind of a good point, man.
01:36:40.000 She's had a lot of money.
01:36:41.000 Not Bill Burr's wife.
01:36:42.000 Bill Burr doesn't let him fucking take a shit without permission.
01:36:44.000 Ah, dude, I'm just taking the shit, dude.
01:36:50.000 But yeah, this goes back to what I was arguing with my friend Leslie, where she goes, the depiction of that Asian guy in 16 Candles is the most racist depiction of an Asian ever.
01:36:59.000 I'm like, how?
01:37:00.000 There's literally a dong thing every time he's in a scene.
01:37:05.000 Yeah, so?
01:37:06.000 A gong.
01:37:08.000 What's the matter with that?
01:37:10.000 His name is Dong.
01:37:11.000 Long Duck Dong.
01:37:13.000 Long Duck Dynasty.
01:37:16.000 What's happening, Holstoff?
01:37:21.000 What's the matter with this?
01:37:24.000 And I know your instincts are it's problematic, but make it a Scottish guy.
01:37:28.000 And every time he appears, there's bagpipes.
01:37:31.000 So I married an axe murderer.
01:37:32.000 Nobody had a problem with that ever.
01:37:34.000 Yeah, what's the thing?
01:37:36.000 Like, what if he was a Russian?
01:37:39.000 What about breakfast at Tiffany's?
01:37:41.000 She didn't think that that was the worst one?
01:37:50.000 But what's the matter with that?
01:37:51.000 This is an actor.
01:37:52.000 It's immediately funny.
01:38:00.000 Is that Mickey Rooney?
01:38:09.000 Again, this is like offensive to us because we've been well trained.
01:38:14.000 But what's offensive about it?
01:38:17.000 He's depicting a comical Japanese man.
01:38:23.000 You know why she's so skinny?
01:38:26.000 No.
01:38:28.000 Tulips.
01:38:28.000 All her family ate during World War II is tulips.
01:38:44.000 Good night, Mr. Aba, baby.
01:38:46.000 Was that show back in the day where it was like a fucking detective and he was like a chink Chinese man?
01:38:51.000 A chink Chinese man?
01:38:52.000 Yeah.
01:38:55.000 I was listening to the Thursday Night this show this morning.
01:38:57.000 I heard the cause making a case for the war on drugs.
01:38:59.000 He made some decent points, but there are some issues with his arguments.
01:39:01.000 The main question to be answered surrounding the war on drugs is whether or not there is a valid reason for them to be outlawed by the state.
01:39:07.000 There is no valid reason, then it is completely irrelevant to ask whether the state has the right to enforce drug laws for the sake of making it easier for them to prosecute human traffickers.
01:39:16.000 We should not be in the business of creating legislation to make things easier on the justice system at the expense of the taxpayers.
01:39:23.000 Also, comparing turnstile jumping to making arrests in the war on drugs is a false equivalency.
01:39:27.000 Turnstile jumping is a crime because it is actually theft.
01:39:32.000 But there is no valid reason for the state to outlaw drugs, and comparing the two things would be apples and oranges, just my two cents.
01:39:38.000 I also got one from a cop who said, your war on drugs shit doesn't work because when the government sells weed, it'll always be cheaper on the streets.
01:39:47.000 So there will always be a street market.
01:39:51.000 Yeah.
01:39:53.000 But it won't have the same kind of magnitude if it's legal.
01:40:00.000 I mean, right now, MS-13's entire power is based on heroin being illegal.
01:40:05.000 Although, I guess OxyContin is pretty expensive.
01:40:08.000 Who was that you just showed?
01:40:09.000 It was Charlie Chan.
01:40:11.000 That's what I was thinking of.
01:40:13.000 Played by a white guy?
01:40:14.000 Yeah.
01:40:15.000 Clearly.
01:40:16.000 Yeah.
01:40:18.000 This was eye makeup or something.
01:40:20.000 Pretty good eye makeup.
01:40:21.000 Yeah.
01:40:22.000 Can you just get an Asian?
01:40:23.000 This is insane.
01:40:24.000 Not that could act well, I'm sure.
01:40:25.000 I don't know if they were like moderate, like Americanized at that point.
01:40:29.000 Maybe.
01:40:29.000 Oh, that's a Chinese guy.
01:40:31.000 They got one.
01:40:31.000 What the fuck?
01:40:32.000 What a fuck.
01:40:33.000 He failed the...
01:40:35.000 He didn't get the audition for the main character.
01:40:38.000 Oh, absolutely.
01:40:40.000 That's why.
01:40:41.000 No, that's why.
01:40:42.000 Wait, that's that Chinese character actor that's in everything.
01:40:45.000 No.
01:40:46.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
01:40:47.000 He's in, like, Independence Day.
01:40:48.000 He's in everything.
01:40:50.000 Oh, oh, oh, yeah.
01:40:51.000 I think he's even the dad in the shopkeeper in Gremlins.
01:40:55.000 And then Men in Black.
01:40:56.000 You're right.
01:40:57.000 Yeah, he's like the Chinese actor.
01:40:58.000 Yes, you're right.
01:41:00.000 God, that guy's IMDB must be insane.
01:41:03.000 You must have to power a generator outside to look up his IMDb.
01:41:07.000 You're right.
01:41:07.000 Wow, that is him.
01:41:09.000 Yeah.
01:41:11.000 Boy, he sucks.
01:41:15.000 All right, it's time for the video finale.
01:41:21.000 And all we have to do is go to this bumper here.
01:41:39.000 Wicker, wicker, wicker, nigga.
01:41:44.000 Here's a cute video about a kid who assumes that he should stay up because his dad wants him to.
01:41:50.000 But his dad eventually goes, don't worry about it, bro.
01:41:53.000 And he says, thanks, dad.
01:41:55.000 I'm going to sort of curl up here in my seat and go to sleep.
01:41:58.000 Let me know when we arrive and I'll wake up again.
01:42:02.000 But are you sure you don't need me?
01:42:04.000 And the dad goes, no, I don't need you, son.
01:42:06.000 And he goes, all right.
01:42:08.000 Let me see if I can catch a wink.
01:42:14.000 Hey, buddy, you tired?
01:42:16.000 Yeah.
01:42:16.000 Yeah.
01:42:18.000 Can't keep your eyes open?
01:42:20.000 Yeah.
01:42:21.000 Yeah.
01:42:26.000 You've been nodding off a little bit.
01:42:28.000 Yeah.
01:42:40.000 It's okay, buddy.
01:42:41.000 Yeah.
01:42:42.000 If you want to go to sleep, I can.
01:42:45.000 You go ahead, go to sleep.
01:42:46.000 Oh, get fired, get in trouble, be brave, make babies, and never stop fighting.
01:43:20.000 We're young, we dream sleeping on booze on a sandy beach.
01:43:26.000 We're alive, we believe the time and time memories.
01:43:33.000 We're young.