Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - S04E34

00:00:13.000 Live from New York, it's Get Off My Lawn with Devin McGuinness.

00:00:59.000 That was a man from Brussels.

00:01:02.000 Was it Brussels or Belgium?

00:01:04.000 One of those places.

00:01:06.000 Rocket Cannon.

00:01:07.000 They sing in gibberish.

00:01:10.000 Like the Cocteau Twins.

00:01:11.000 Remember them?

00:01:14.000 Ruby suns and ruddy cups of pearly dewdrops, drops.

00:01:23.000 Remember them?

00:01:25.000 But is this like complete gibberish where there's no actual words?

00:01:30.000 So Rocket Cannon are complete gibberish.

00:01:32.000 Okay.

00:01:34.000 Coctochrons are English gibberish.

00:01:36.000 Yeah, they were more like some sort of Lord of the Rings type of thing.

00:01:41.000 Oh my God.

00:01:42.000 You know, like Jabberwocky, whatever.

00:01:45.000 I just remembered a dream last night where something I thought was funny and then I woke up and it wasn't.

00:01:50.000 Remember that joke that you made?

00:01:51.000 Wait a minute, Cardi B?

00:01:52.000 Yeah, so like last night in a dream, I was like dreaming and shit and then like there was this dude talking to like this other bitch and she was like, yo, Ricky, Ricky.

00:02:02.000 And he's like, yeah?

00:02:04.000 And she's like, nigga, you speak pig Latin and you eat in hummus.

00:02:10.000 And I thought that was the funniest own ever.

00:02:13.000 Yeah, that's actually pretty good for a dream bit.

00:02:16.000 Usually dream bits make no sense.

00:02:18.000 But if that happened in real life, I'd go, that's pretty good.

00:02:21.000 Yeah.

00:02:24.000 My hair's getting really voluminous.

00:02:28.000 Yeah, no, the Rocket Cannon Sigur Ross.

00:02:31.000 Sigur Ross are also made-up sounds.

00:02:34.000 You know that beautiful video with the retards, 1-3?

00:02:38.000 Where they're singing?

00:02:40.000 I remember going to Iceland with homo photographer Ryan McGinley, and he said, oh, we're in Iceland.

00:02:46.000 That's like that Sigur Ross band from Iceland.

00:02:49.000 And I go, yeah, yeah, they might be around.

00:02:51.000 It's like Reykjavik's a small place.

00:02:52.000 He goes, I'm going to fuck him.

00:02:54.000 And he did.

00:02:56.000 Wow.

00:02:57.000 Like, imagine I just show up to Hollywood.

00:02:59.000 Oh, this is where Eva Mendez lives.

00:03:01.000 I'm going to eat her out.

00:03:02.000 And I do.

00:03:03.000 So he's a Kweeb, too.

00:03:06.000 He's a what?

00:03:06.000 A Kweeb?

00:03:07.000 What's a?

00:03:08.000 A Shigarose?

00:03:09.000 Anthony Coome made that up.

00:03:10.000 It's Kweeb and a Kwe.

00:03:13.000 Oh, you combine Kweeb and Kwe and you get Kweeb?

00:03:16.000 What are you talking about?

00:03:17.000 Yeah, like Faye and Queer is Kwe.

00:03:20.000 And then Kweeb is like a queer Dweeb, I guess.

00:03:24.000 But him and his buddies made that up.

00:03:26.000 Okay.

00:03:27.000 I can't hear anything.

00:03:30.000 Dude, if you listen to Sigur Ross on a flight, you're out.

00:03:37.000 Before they take off, you're done.

00:03:44.000 Is this exploitation?

00:03:48.000 This doesn't feel like exploitation.

00:03:50.000 Drag down, drag syndrome does.

00:03:55.000 This doesn't.

00:03:57.000 I guess because it's less humiliating and they don't look ridiculous.

00:04:04.000 Jump ahead though, so people know the jam.

00:04:12.000 Pretty easy job, huh?

00:04:14.000 Being the singer of Sigaros?

00:04:18.000 Now the question is, does he do the gibberish the same every time?

00:04:24.000 Because then that's very hard.

00:04:26.000 No, it's not.

00:04:27.000 It's just like, listen, it's just Gina Mi.

00:04:32.000 I can't find the name of it, but I have a favorite Sigaros song, and if you don't know their catalog, you'll never find it.

00:04:38.000 Because there's no way to look for it.

00:04:40.000 It's you, you sat on you sadly.

00:04:44.000 Well, this is their big hit.

00:04:46.000 It's probably this one.

00:04:48.000 But play the Cocteau Twins.

00:04:50.000 They're the kings of it.

00:04:53.000 I remember working so hard on lyrics in my various bands and like no one could hear one word.

00:05:00.000 Why did I bother?

00:05:04.000 I could have been screaming hardcore.

00:05:05.000 I could have been screaming anything.

00:05:07.000 And I'm screaming about like government control and human rights and women's rights.

00:05:12.000 Women can't articulate.

00:05:13.000 Why can't women masturbate?

00:05:15.000 I worry about the world's fate with men in control.

00:05:18.000 Damn.

00:05:20.000 Our guitar said, I can't do that song anymore.

00:05:22.000 It's fucking so gay.

00:05:24.000 So we dropped it.

00:05:26.000 I was really pissed.

00:05:38.000 We were good.

00:05:39.000 Go ahead more so we hear the.

00:05:52.000 She's a very Caucasian woman, isn't she?

00:05:57.000 I could never get with women that white.

00:05:59.000 I don't know why.

00:06:00.000 I guess it's like self-hatred, ethnomasochism.

00:06:05.000 Or maybe because they look like my mom.

00:06:13.000 I tried to decrackify my pussy list, which makes me just want to jump over to racism just out of the blue.

00:06:22.000 We do have a new racism bumper somebody just sent it.

00:06:24.000 Oh, let's rock it.

00:06:28.000 Oh, yeah, that guy just sent it.

00:06:41.000 Naggers, you, Mexican, ain't red, and all kinds of different chunks.

00:06:52.000 Wow, that's a good one.

00:06:54.000 Different types of chinks.

00:07:00.000 Oh, crap.

00:07:01.000 That was Zach.

00:07:02.000 Zach said that.

00:07:03.000 Good job, Jack.

00:07:04.000 Zach.

00:07:04.000 So, Charlemagne the God, who I was on Kennedy Fox business with before, and, you know, five years ago, six years ago, he had his head screwed on right.

00:07:14.000 And now he just realized there's money in bitching and being a racist and saying white people suck.

00:07:19.000 So now he talks about de-crackification of America.

00:07:25.000 And the reason I bring that up is because I was looking at the Cocteau Twins woman and realizing I've been brainwashed into thinking white women aren't hot.

00:07:34.000 But check out this segment, 25A.

00:07:37.000 Are you there?

00:07:38.000 25A?

00:07:40.000 I clicked the first one.

00:07:41.000 Let's see.

00:07:41.000 Yeah, no.

00:07:42.000 25A.

00:07:43.000 I mean, I feel like we should jump back to racism, but just for fun today, I thought we'd sort of hop around on the same thread and see how that works out.

00:07:51.000 So it's called The God's Honest Truth.

00:07:53.000 There's clearly a lot of affirmative action in the writing because it is terrible, cornball writing.

00:08:03.000 I don't think talk shows like this lend themselves to scripted content.

00:08:10.000 We're riffing, we're joking around, it's a talky thing like Johnny Carson.

00:08:16.000 And when it's scripted, it just comes across as really uncomfortable.

00:08:21.000 Like this show, sure, we have technical difficulties and I yell at Ryan and stuff, but at least it's natural and that's the way comedy should be.

00:08:29.000 It should be like radio.

00:08:31.000 But scripted comedy, it just looks, and it's not what they do.

00:08:35.000 Like his background is not reading a script.

00:08:37.000 So he's just like Lily Sing.

00:08:39.000 He's totally fucking awkward.

00:08:43.000 Still with the fucking this end.

00:08:45.000 There we go.

00:08:50.000 Dota 327, I think it is.

00:08:57.000 So we looked correct Germany through a program called Denazification.

00:09:02.000 See, back in 1945, denazification was meant to start a post-World War II healing process by getting Nazis and their influence the hell up out of Germany.

00:09:12.000 They did this by outlawing and removing all Nazi symbolism and propaganda from education, media, and society as a whole.

00:09:20.000 The hope was to make the chances of Nazis regaining political power damn near impossible.

00:09:26.000 I'm talking about as likely as Boosie being named Grand Marshal of the Pry Parade.

00:09:33.000 That's our guy.

00:09:36.000 That's our, come on, man.

00:09:38.000 Today, actually, at boxing, Larry was saying, come on, man.

00:09:43.000 Get your hands up.

00:09:44.000 Keep your hands up.

00:09:44.000 But I'm sitting in the heavy bag and I subconsciously just went, come on, man.

00:09:48.000 And he comes over and he goes, you making fun of me?

00:09:50.000 Oh.

00:09:51.000 And I go, this is pretty hard to explain.

00:09:54.000 But it's a meme where some old dude goes, come on, man.

00:09:58.000 Come on, nah, dog.

00:10:01.000 Come on, man.

00:10:04.000 And then everyone laughed.

00:10:06.000 I don't know.

00:10:06.000 It worked.

00:10:11.000 Single white devil damn thing to reckon with the legacy of slavery.

00:10:15.000 And that's why I believe America needs to remake the OG denoxification and have its own reckoning.

00:10:22.000 De-crackification.

00:10:24.000 That's right.

00:10:25.000 So we all know that the word cracker means white for nigger, right?

00:10:30.000 It's said in a derogatory way.

00:10:32.000 It's never like Crackers invented motorcycles.

00:10:37.000 It's never complimentary.

00:10:38.000 It's the closest you can come to an anti- White Boy is also very big.

00:10:43.000 But Cracker is the go-to one.

00:10:45.000 And I'm noticing its back.

00:10:47.000 In fact, this weekend I was at a bar.

00:10:50.000 Two dudes were sitting next to me, not saying anything.

00:10:53.000 Okay.

00:10:54.000 I didn't notice them.

00:10:56.000 Like, I've never seen them there before.

00:10:58.000 Turns out they're baby monsters.

00:10:59.000 Whoa.

00:11:00.000 One was a cop.

00:11:01.000 The other was just a guy who looked like a comic book guy from The Simpsons.

00:11:06.000 And this black dude comes over to me and he's like, hey man, you mind if I sit just wasted.

00:11:12.000 You mind if I sit here?

00:11:13.000 Now, there's a stool here.

00:11:15.000 I'm at the end of the bar, quietly minding my own beeswax.

00:11:18.000 He pulls up a stool past the end of the bar.

00:11:22.000 So I'm already annoyed.

00:11:23.000 Now you're in the way of people going to the bathroom.

00:11:25.000 But okay, fine.

00:11:26.000 Pull a chair up there and let's ignore this chair.

00:11:29.000 And he goes, man, people know who you is.

00:11:33.000 And I'm the dude who put up the Black Lives Matter mural.

00:11:39.000 And I think he's talking about a nearby, I don't know if you'd call it a mural.

00:11:43.000 It just says Black Lives Matter on the fucking road, which I've always thought is idiotic.

00:11:48.000 Because people are walking on it.

00:11:50.000 Like, what do Arabs do to the American flag?

00:11:53.000 They stamp on it.

00:11:55.000 We're now driving over this.

00:11:57.000 And it's usually black and white.

00:11:59.000 And black and white on a road, it's going to be covered in car shit and garbage, and it's going to look like crap in no time.

00:12:08.000 That's why when you go to the Louvre, they don't have the Mona Lisa sitting on the ground.

00:12:12.000 She's up on a wall being sheltered.

00:12:15.000 Not even allowed to take pictures of it.

00:12:19.000 So I know where this is going, by the way.

00:12:23.000 This is like drunk guy feeling good, bridge the gap, we're all friends.

00:12:27.000 I buy him a beer, we're all brothers, all that shit.

00:12:30.000 And it's like, I'm not doing that for a number of reasons.

00:12:34.000 One, I hate Black Lives Matter.

00:12:36.000 Two, it's a given.

00:12:39.000 Like you're not breaking any kind of, you're not going up to the head of the Klan and shaking hands and stopping street violence.

00:12:45.000 And this is not the head of the bloods versus the head of the crypts.

00:12:47.000 So this like coming together thing is made on the presumption that I'm a racist, which is insulting.

00:12:55.000 So this whole nice gesture is actually insulting.

00:12:59.000 So now I'm Pissed off.

00:13:02.000 So he goes, You like Black Lives Matter?

00:13:04.000 And I just, I know I'm supposed to say, Look, man, blah, blah, blah.

00:13:08.000 We're all the same.

00:13:08.000 I just said, fuck Black Lives Matter.

00:13:10.000 And he's like, oh, man, fuck you, man.

00:13:13.000 I go, you respect those fucking retarded dykes that run that communist organization?

00:13:18.000 And he's like, no, no, man, but you got to admit, Black Lives Matter.

00:13:25.000 Yeah?

00:13:27.000 So?

00:13:28.000 That's totally redundant.

00:13:30.000 Everyone agrees with you on that.

00:13:32.000 Like, you're not thinking outside the box here.

00:13:35.000 You think that's radical because you think cops are hunting blacks for sport, but they're not.

00:13:41.000 So, because that's not the case, your whole point is moot.

00:13:45.000 So get the fuck out of here.

00:13:47.000 Anyway, the cop shows up and him and his brother start running interference because this guy was talking in a drunken loop.

00:13:53.000 You know, they keep repeating themselves.

00:13:55.000 And they bought him a beer and they took the edge off for a bit.

00:13:59.000 But the cop, too, I overheard him saying, I don't support Black Lives Matter.

00:14:03.000 No.

00:14:05.000 I do agree that you shouldn't kill innocent black people, but that is as redundant as saying you shouldn't throw your TV out the window.

00:14:14.000 Why is it a thing?

00:14:17.000 It's fucking embarrassing is what it is.

00:14:19.000 Because it implies that we don't think Black Lives Matter and we walk over black dead bodies on the street because they're just niggers.

00:14:30.000 Who cares?

00:14:33.000 Maybe 13 people feel that way in America out of 330 million.

00:14:38.000 So your organization is based on 13 people.

00:14:40.000 And 13 is also the margin of error when you're dealing with 331 million people.

00:14:45.000 So in other words, zero.

00:14:46.000 In other words, your organization is a zero.

00:14:49.000 It doesn't exist.

00:14:50.000 And then later he's talking about, he keeps pushing that Black Lives Matter and black people don't deserve to die.

00:14:57.000 And we're all like, what?

00:14:59.000 Thanks for the news flash.

00:15:02.000 And then as he got drunker, he would do shit, like go put on a sweatshirt and then take it off.

00:15:08.000 Putting on his backpack and taking it off.

00:15:11.000 And then he told me that some dude ran over the Black Lives Matter thing and like squealed his wheels on it.

00:15:17.000 Squealed his wheels?

00:15:19.000 What do you call that?

00:15:21.000 Digging a track?

00:15:23.000 Screeching a screecher?

00:15:25.000 Burning out.

00:15:26.000 Whatever.

00:15:26.000 He left a bunch of tire marks on it.

00:15:29.000 And then his thing was like, but we don't want to hurt him.

00:15:32.000 All the brothers are like, we got to fuck him up.

00:15:34.000 And I don't want to hurt him.

00:15:35.000 I just want to talk to him.

00:15:36.000 And I go, was he Hispanic?

00:15:37.000 And he goes, no, Italian.

00:15:39.000 And the vibe of the discussion was that he's a real mensch for not wanting to hurt the guy.

00:15:46.000 And that was really sweet of him.

00:15:47.000 And I'm like, you wrote something down on a road.

00:15:51.000 And it got screeched upon.

00:15:53.000 Yeah.

00:15:55.000 What'd you think was going to happen, stupid?

00:15:59.000 But here's a weird thing.

00:16:01.000 When he was really annihilated, and now we're getting close to closing time, he's calling us crackers a lot.

00:16:10.000 And the cop goes, oh, now we're using racial epithets.

00:16:14.000 And then I said, you know why you can call me a cracker is because of black privilege.

00:16:18.000 And then he's like, oh, come on, man.

00:16:23.000 And I said, I could never use that kind of verbiage, even amongst us here where I'm with friends.

00:16:29.000 I could never and would never say it in that context.

00:16:34.000 But you can sit there and go, you fucking crackers.

00:16:36.000 And then I could tell, this is the weirdest part of the thing.

00:16:40.000 In Jared Diamond's book, Guns, Germs, and Steel, he also made a documentary of his book.

00:16:46.000 And at the beginning, the Papua New Guinean tribesmen say, why does the white man have so much cargo?

00:16:54.000 Cargo meaning stuff.

00:16:57.000 They see cargo planes go by overhead, and they notice that white people have like binoculars and fucking little side things and shoes and those things.

00:17:12.000 Thanks for totally throwing off the rhythm of the show with your fucking giant trombones.

00:17:16.000 The New Zealand guy said that you guys got these sidearms and these guns.

00:17:21.000 Yeah, yeah, no, I know what I'm doing.

00:17:22.000 There he is.

00:17:23.000 His pizza pie of a book is incredibly hard to follow because he basically, every time the white man wins, he blames it on some sort of a trick.

00:17:31.000 And you go, okay, why didn't the black man use a trick?

00:17:35.000 And speaking of germs as a weapon, do you know how hard it was for us to get into Africa?

00:17:41.000 Ever heard of Dr. Livingston, I presume?

00:17:42.000 That was a Scottish explorer who died from malaria and all the other diseases.

00:17:47.000 Every time we went to Africa, germs kicked our ass.

00:17:51.000 Over and over and over.

00:17:52.000 The local Aboriginals could handle it.

00:17:55.000 So is that Africans using germs against us in that particular case?

00:17:59.000 No, it's not.

00:17:59.000 Okay.

00:18:00.000 So you only use your...

00:18:02.000 He uses this hypothesis like a fucking scalpel.

00:18:06.000 Very exact.

00:18:07.000 Anyway, so their big obsession is why does the white man have so much cargo?

00:18:12.000 And Jared explains it because they cheated, basically.

00:18:15.000 That seems to be the white mentality that we don't deserve what we have.

00:18:19.000 Anyway, this guy was giving me those same vibes.

00:18:21.000 He's like, you fucking cracker.

00:18:22.000 How did you, like, you're not even American, man.

00:18:25.000 You came over here Canadian.

00:18:27.000 And how did you get all those guys, those proud boys, and then all that money and all that stuff?

00:18:34.000 How did you do that?

00:18:34.000 It doesn't make any sense.

00:18:37.000 It's like this guy mows lawns for a living in a golf course, right?

00:18:41.000 And he's probably one of the top lawn mowers there because he's been doing it for a while.

00:18:46.000 I've been doing this media shit since 1994.

00:18:50.000 How long ago was that?

00:18:52.000 That's a quarter of a century ago.

00:18:55.000 I've been doing this every day, hours a day, for a quarter of a century, sir.

00:19:01.000 That's why I can make money and influence people because I've been doing this for a while.

00:19:06.000 In other words, I deserve it.

00:19:08.000 Is that conceivable to you?

00:19:10.000 It's not magic.

00:19:11.000 No one handed me this.

00:19:13.000 You go start a network.

00:19:14.000 Go start a lawnmower.tv.

00:19:17.000 See how many subs you get.

00:19:20.000 You won't get many because you haven't been doing this for very long.

00:19:23.000 So anyway, that was his tone, and we just ended up ignoring him until he left.

00:19:27.000 But the cracker thing was definitely like, the subtext was: there's crackers everywhere, they don't think that black lives matter, and they get all their shit for free.

00:19:37.000 Just like the White Like Me sketch on SNL that Robert that Jim Downey wrote.

00:19:44.000 But I think I'm seeing an increase in anti-white racism and the fact that it's been so mainstreamed.

00:19:53.000 Like, look at the way Charlemagne the God talks about de-whiteying America, de-whiting America, right?

00:20:02.000 The Browning of America, is the same as de-Nazification of Germany.

00:20:07.000 In other words, we are Nazis.

00:20:10.000 We are just as detrimental to the world, white people are, as Nazis were.

00:20:16.000 Fuck you.

00:20:20.000 By the way, crackers wiped out the Nazis, just for the record.

00:20:24.000 Good point.

00:20:27.000 It's tired ass, racist ass, white supremacist bullshit.

00:20:35.000 I'm Brenda Belatzer back with KKN Breaking News.

00:20:38.000 A dangerous black man and so-called god, armed with a new television show, goes on an unhinged rant about white culture.

00:20:47.000 Are we really okay with a man who covert with gangstas and pimps teaching our kids that southern pride isn't it funny that she looks a lot prettier in that costume than she would in real life?

00:21:00.000 Whoops.

00:21:00.000 That's a pretty lady with weird features.

00:21:02.000 And I agree with you, Brenda.

00:21:04.000 Blacks are bad.

00:21:08.000 50 Cent should have to answer to the fact that he's like society in general, Western society is so cool with 50 Cent.

00:21:15.000 An ex-murderer who shot his sister, just like Jay-Z.

00:21:19.000 And then we have Snoop Dogg, who is a member of the Nation of Islam, where Louis Farrakhan said that Jews are termites.

00:21:28.000 Now, that's pretty radical beliefs, yet totally mainstream culture here in America.

00:21:33.000 No big deal.

00:21:35.000 Anyway, go back to a great example of how they see us.

00:21:39.000 It's the same as being a Nazi?

00:21:41.000 Not to mention, I don't think Mr. Carmex the God, if that's even his real name, is getting all his facts right.

00:21:48.000 Denazification didn't fully succeed in Germany.

00:21:51.000 Does he want America to fail too?

00:21:53.000 Does he?

00:21:56.000 Black ass fly.

00:21:59.000 Really?

00:22:00.000 Black man can't have a show without Whitey getting equal time?

00:22:03.000 Hey, ignore that crack-ass cracker and listen to your uncle Sharla.

00:22:07.000 Now, was denazification a perfect solution to fixing Germany?

00:22:10.000 Stop, stop, stop.

00:22:12.000 This is a weird angle.

00:22:15.000 So denazification didn't work.

00:22:18.000 They're playing devil's advocate to sort of nip that in the bud because they know we're going to say that.

00:22:23.000 Yes, it did.

00:22:24.000 There's no Nazis in Germany.

00:22:26.000 In fact, they are so cucked as a nation.

00:22:29.000 I went and did a talk there at the Bonn, in Bonn, Germany, at the fucking cultural bicentennial, whatever the fuck it was.

00:22:36.000 And I talked to the organizers and I go, so what is this about anyway?

00:22:40.000 Because I was invited as a cool expert, believe it or not, because I had done a talk at Pratt that one of the guys attended that I'm now banned from Pratt permanently because during the talk, which was about, is Brooklyn the hot new cool, I went off at a jokey tangent about my mustache and said,

00:22:56.000 just because you have a mustache doesn't mean you're gay.

00:22:58.000 Seriously.

00:22:59.000 I mean, not that I even care.

00:23:00.000 Like, I don't even care.

00:23:01.000 I pretended to be super paranoid about being called gay.

00:23:03.000 And they found that to be homophobic and permanently canceled the talk.

00:23:07.000 So Germany's not much better.

00:23:09.000 And I talked to the organizer there and he said, so what happened was we learned after World War II that our culture was toxic and evil.

00:23:17.000 So we erased it completely and we're starting from zero.

00:23:20.000 And so we reach out still to this day, this day, what has it been?

00:23:25.000 50 fucking years?

00:23:26.000 To this day, we reach out to other people to help us rebuild our new country with new culture because we're starting from scratch.

00:23:34.000 Everything is erased.

00:23:35.000 I'm like, look, you weren't great.

00:23:38.000 Don't get me wrong.

00:23:40.000 But you don't hear China apologizing for Mao or Cambodia apologizing for Paul Pot or Africans apologizing for slavery or Russia apologizing for Stalin.

00:23:52.000 They're just like, whatever.

00:23:53.000 You had to break some eggs.

00:23:55.000 I don't even think they're ashamed of Stalin.

00:23:59.000 But yeah, Germany is just fucking self-flagellating, self-hatred.

00:24:03.000 So yes, it worked.

00:24:05.000 I think they overdid it.

00:24:07.000 The whole country hates itself.

00:24:09.000 And they invite refugees to come in and rape them on a regular basis.

00:24:13.000 Literally, refugees are welcome here.

00:24:15.000 And then they get raped and feel bad that the Somalians who rape them are going to be kicked out.

00:24:20.000 But yeah, they decide that just because denazification wasn't a total success, and it was, that we shouldn't do decracification.

00:24:33.000 Ridiculous tangent, but go ahead.

00:24:36.000 Not celebrating racists was a step in the right direction to actual healing.

00:24:40.000 Will decracifying America be easy?

00:24:43.000 I don't want to heal.

00:24:44.000 Because America really, really worships his bigots.

00:24:47.000 But Germany used to feel sometimes.

00:24:49.000 Look at our bigots.

00:24:50.000 Who is that?

00:24:52.000 Is that Jackson, Reagan, and Washington?

00:24:57.000 Isn't that George Washington?

00:24:58.000 I don't think that's Washington.

00:24:59.000 Can't really see him very well.

00:25:01.000 Jefferson?

00:25:02.000 No, that's not George Washington.

00:25:04.000 Is that Jefferson?

00:25:07.000 Anyway, it's good guys.

00:25:14.000 Reagan and Hitler face to face.

00:25:17.000 That's right, Charlemagne.

00:25:18.000 After World War II, Germans thought of themselves as the war's worst victims.

00:25:22.000 As a matter of fact, they sounded a lot like the defenders of the Confederacy after the Civil War.

00:25:28.000 No, that was World War I. That was World War I, you dumb bitch.

00:25:32.000 And stop.

00:25:34.000 And they were pretty much abused after World War II.

00:25:37.000 So that is some rich academic philosopher, Jewish woman, who lives in Germany now and just lives off German guilt.

00:25:45.000 She writes about Nazis and how bad Nazis are and how bad Germany is and philosophy, philosophy.

00:25:51.000 She's just a boring academic white guilt nut bar who lives in Germany and lives off their guilt.

00:26:00.000 Anyway, amateur hour at the Apollo.

00:26:02.000 Keep going.

00:26:03.000 Original Karen was Germany.

00:26:07.000 But let me digress for a moment.

00:26:08.000 America.

00:26:09.000 Digress?

00:26:10.000 This America had the unmitigated gall, the audacity, or should I say Caucasity to aid Germany in denoxification.

00:26:17.000 While back at home, crackers ruled everything around me.

00:26:21.000 It doesn't say that.

00:26:22.000 You're a lion.

00:26:23.000 That's still a Klan, okay?

00:26:24.000 Actually, the original Klan.

00:26:26.000 White communities were violently attacking black veterans and their families during the Airport Holmes race riots in 1946 and during the race riots in Fernwood Park and Columbia.

00:26:37.000 Okay, you want to talk about the race riots in this past two years?

00:26:40.000 The $3 billion of damage based on misinformation about black people being shot by cops?

00:26:46.000 Would you like to talk about that?

00:26:48.000 Charlemagne the God?

00:26:50.000 Charlemagne the God.

00:26:52.000 Thousands of lynchings going on here in America?

00:26:55.000 And if all that wasn't enough, Hitler himself said he was inspired by how America treated blacks and indigenous people.

00:27:03.000 Oh, you crackers got to talk to me.

00:27:04.000 We way past due for a D-cracker.

00:27:07.000 Champagne the God says he's in favor of Nazis.

00:27:12.000 Shut up, cracker.

00:27:15.000 Getting rid of Nazis was a good thing.

00:27:17.000 They were definitely not good people.

00:27:18.000 Is there supposed to be comedy in this at all?

00:27:20.000 My God.

00:27:23.000 Is it supposed to be funny?

00:27:25.000 Yeah.

00:27:25.000 Oh, whoa.

00:27:27.000 On both sides, with America telling Germany how to act.

00:27:30.000 But you know what it is?

00:27:31.000 It's low IQ garbage, right?

00:27:32.000 And the real subtext is glaringly obvious, which is, I don't like white people.

00:27:38.000 I don't want them in America.

00:27:40.000 I don't like their culture.

00:27:42.000 And if you had, imagine this segment about the de-blackification of America and me comparing it to Nazis.

00:27:50.000 And then I talked about all the riots of the past two years.

00:27:55.000 Well, that's what, okay, that's enough of that shit.

00:27:57.000 But look at this woman right before that.

00:28:01.000 2-5.

00:28:02.000 So she's in McCarran Park in Hipster Williamsburg in Brooklyn.

00:28:06.000 And she appears to have mumbled to a couple, stay in your hood.

00:28:10.000 She's probably drunk.

00:28:12.000 McCarran Park is right next to a strip of bars.

00:28:15.000 And they cannot wait to get that transgression on tape and then punish her and get her fired.

00:28:25.000 So ruin her life, really, because she sinned.

00:28:31.000 In our hood?

00:28:32.000 No, no, no, no, no, no, no.

00:28:35.000 Stay in our hood.

00:28:37.000 Stay in our hood.

00:28:38.000 I'm sorry, what?

00:28:40.000 Stay in our hood.

00:28:41.000 Stay in our hood.

00:28:43.000 Stay in our hood.

00:28:44.000 You just told us to leave the dog park and stay in our hood.

00:28:46.000 Oh my God, did you just taste me?

00:28:49.000 That's funny.

00:28:50.000 Wow, the Karen is in the white.

00:28:52.000 I'm sorry.

00:28:52.000 You were right here.

00:28:53.000 Watch this entire thing.

00:28:54.000 Did you just watch it?

00:28:54.000 The Karenness and the whiteness.

00:28:56.000 She did.

00:28:57.000 She just.

00:28:58.000 And look at him.

00:28:58.000 He can't wait to throw her under the bus.

00:29:00.000 Wow.

00:29:01.000 That might be her boyfriend for all I know.

00:29:04.000 She did, sir.

00:29:04.000 I don't know this woman.

00:29:06.000 Fuck her.

00:29:07.000 Fuck that bitch.

00:29:08.000 How dare she be rude to you late at night in a park?

00:29:12.000 Like, can you fucking imagine if the races were reversed?

00:29:16.000 If some black girl said, stay in your fucking white area, you white motherfucker.

00:29:21.000 It wouldn't register.

00:29:22.000 No one would even acknowledge it.

00:29:25.000 It would be a nothing moment.

00:29:28.000 In fact, you can sit there.

00:29:29.000 Look at this guy.

00:29:30.000 He's so excited.

00:29:31.000 I get to be the new...

00:29:33.000 He gets to be the new birdwatcher guy.

00:29:35.000 Basically, just George Floyd.

00:29:36.000 Yeah.

00:29:42.000 Yeah, she tried to slap the phone out of your hand because you were using it to ruin her life.

00:29:49.000 Stay in our hood.

00:29:51.000 You just hold us.

00:29:52.000 Leave the dog parking.

00:29:53.000 Stay in our hood.

00:29:53.000 Oh my God, did you just shit at me?

00:29:55.000 Shit.

00:29:56.000 Well, that's funny.

00:29:57.000 But she's got to cover her face.

00:30:00.000 I'm sorry, you were right here watching her.

00:30:01.000 Dude, I know people...

00:30:02.000 I remember when Bushwick first started out, which is about a mile from there, and white people, young white people like her, would go to Bushwick because the rent was cheap.

00:30:11.000 And black people would just scream in their faces all day, what the fuck are you doing in this neighborhood?

00:30:17.000 Get the fuck out of here.

00:30:18.000 I remember this girl, I wasn't there, but she's a friend of mine.

00:30:22.000 She's buying milk.

00:30:23.000 And she goes, I was just sitting in line as they all screamed at me, get the fuck out of here.

00:30:27.000 You don't belong.

00:30:27.000 And I just stood there in line, crying my eyes out, waiting to buy milk.

00:30:32.000 No one's canceled for that.

00:30:33.000 No one's fired for that.

00:30:34.000 That's normal life in New York City.

00:30:37.000 Is there an article we could pull up about that?

00:30:40.000 Or is the NYPD going to look into the incident?

00:30:44.000 No, for fuck's sake.

00:30:46.000 But even if you had all that on tape, the general attitude would be, well, what's she thinking?

00:30:52.000 You know, these white people, they ruin black neighborhoods with their whole foods and their shit.

00:30:56.000 Like that guy who just ratted her out and went, yeah, that's her.

00:31:00.000 She did it.

00:31:00.000 She's a fucking bitch.

00:31:03.000 This cowardice goes from infinity to beyond, frankly.

00:31:15.000 So 25B or 25B?

00:31:19.000 So I just wanted to jump there because we were talking about pearly dewdrops.

00:31:22.000 But now let's go back in time to some fun stuff.

00:31:25.000 We got a little too heavy out of the gate.

00:31:27.000 I should follow my notes.

00:31:29.000 It's like the guy from Fruit Loop says, Toucan Sam, follow your nose.

00:31:34.000 It always knows.

00:31:37.000 Stephen Tyler looks exactly like that mom that would let you drink at your house.

00:31:41.000 This is 1-4.

00:31:44.000 Remember this chick?

00:31:46.000 She'd smoke.

00:31:47.000 Yeah.

00:31:49.000 You know, he paints his toenails, too, right?

00:31:51.000 Yeah.

00:31:52.000 He's got weird feet.

00:31:53.000 She'd smoke and she'd, it's so gay that you know how his feet look, dude.

00:31:59.000 But she would smoke and she'd also gossip.

00:32:02.000 Like she'd go, I don't think Darren even likes Sandra.

00:32:07.000 You know who he likes is Sarah.

00:32:09.000 That's his S chick.

00:32:11.000 Sandra and him are just together because it's the thing that you do.

00:32:15.000 But there's no love there.

00:32:18.000 She's cool, like to hang out with for a while, and then she starts laughing at her own jokes, just cracking herself up, and then you're just like, everybody's like, okay.

00:32:24.000 No, I remember as a 13-year-old going, I don't know if she's an adult and I'm only a little kid, but it's weird that she knows our friends' names and knows like who's dating whom.

00:32:37.000 Because we barely know that.

00:32:41.000 Here's a not cool mom, 1-5.

00:32:44.000 These are now coming out on a daily basis, and it amazes me that anyone thinks that anyone would give a flying fuck about your stupid rules.

00:32:52.000 We have to keep updating them.

00:32:54.000 I mean, I could show 100 a day, but this is, you know what this is?

00:32:59.000 Remember the pickup artists?

00:33:00.000 They were big for all.

00:33:01.000 There was the guy, they had a reality show on VH1, Magic was his name.

00:33:04.000 He had a big fur-top hat.

00:33:06.000 And one of the things they would do to these poor bastards who would spend like $400 an hour for seminars is they'd give you like a little zip of like blonde.

00:33:16.000 So you'd have a blonde patch in your hair and like a vest or something.

00:33:21.000 They'd give you some flair.

00:33:24.000 And that's what this is.

00:33:26.000 This is an ugly nerd, desperate for some pizzazz, some flair, some color.

00:33:32.000 And he's decided to leave his gender entirely.

00:33:35.000 Which I blame on video games, by the way.

00:33:38.000 Turn it up.

00:33:39.000 I'm Lynx Wildcat.

00:33:40.000 I am a polyamorous, pansexual, lesbian, non-binary trans woman.

00:33:47.000 I'm also a furry.

00:33:49.000 And my pronouns are she, her, and e.

00:33:51.000 I, I'm Lynx Wildcat.

00:33:53.000 I am.

00:33:54.000 Imagine, like, I have no problem with any of that, but the polyamorous thing is kind of gross.

00:33:58.000 I'm Nyx Wildcat.

00:34:00.000 Is that her name?

00:34:01.000 I'm Lynx Wildcat.

00:34:02.000 Lynx?

00:34:03.000 Yeah.

00:34:03.000 Wildcat.

00:34:04.000 So that's, we know what kind of furry she is.

00:34:07.000 She's a Lynx.

00:34:08.000 I, I'm Lynx Wildcat.

00:34:10.000 I am Lynx.

00:34:11.000 Unless she belongs to Lynx.

00:34:12.000 Do you think when Lynx dresses up as a wildcat, there's a hole in her suit where she, someone, a guy puts his dink up her ass?

00:34:21.000 Yes.

00:34:23.000 That's gross.

00:34:25.000 This is a Lynx Wildcat.

00:34:27.000 Believe it or not, that's gross.

00:34:29.000 It's gross that you dress up like a cat and you let men fuck you in the ass.

00:34:33.000 You know the grossest thing about it?

00:34:35.000 You're not gay.

00:34:38.000 You're a straight loser who's on the spectrum, who can't get sex, so you let fat dudes who also can't get laid.

00:34:46.000 You let comic book guy fuck you up the ass.

00:34:50.000 That's sad and gross.

00:34:55.000 Also in random news, I saw this cripplingly sad note left in a World War II soldier's vest.

00:35:03.000 White man that no one gives a shit about.

00:35:07.000 Sexist, even though he wants to have a daughter.

00:35:12.000 When the war is over, we'll get married and the earth will grow flowers like you.

00:35:18.000 And your womb, I'm butchering this.

00:35:21.000 When the war is over, we'll get married and the earth will grow flowers like you.

00:35:25.000 And your womb will carry the most beautiful girl in the universe.

00:35:29.000 A letter found in the pocket of a dead soldier, 1939.

00:35:36.000 And other piece of random news, 1-7, I got to get it out at the beginning, right?

00:35:41.000 Outside of our cracker tangent.

00:35:43.000 This, I thought, was fascinating.

00:35:46.000 A map of cargo ships being held in holding patterns, some over a month.

00:35:53.000 Officials have denied port entry.

00:35:55.000 This is why we're having product shortages.

00:35:58.000 Look at this by LA.

00:36:02.000 Dozens and dozens.

00:36:05.000 We're out of the chips for cars.

00:36:08.000 We can't get new cars.

00:36:10.000 Plywood is $76 a sheet.

00:36:13.000 Talk to anyone in trucking.

00:36:16.000 That sort of main drive shaft that all the trucks use.

00:36:19.000 They're done now.

00:36:20.000 The next trucks are going to start breaking down like a motherfucker soon.

00:36:24.000 Look at that.

00:36:25.000 Grocery stores are turning into Venezuela.

00:36:27.000 In Australia, they're purposely not delivering stuff because they're sick of the mandates.

00:36:32.000 And truckers said that they were going to start doing that here, too.

00:36:38.000 And they were like, and then we'll stop that.

00:36:40.000 You know, we're going to make sure we get our job done, but we're going to send a message to let you know that the world runs on our work here.

00:36:48.000 But that's when it gets here.

00:36:50.000 But this stuff is...

00:36:53.000 I don't think it has anything to do with that.

00:36:55.000 That's just.

00:36:56.000 Thanks, Ryan.

00:36:57.000 Thanks for your contribution.

00:36:58.000 Isn't it lucky that we didn't de-crackify before we denazified?

00:37:02.000 Yeah.

00:37:03.000 Well, we are de-crackifying, right?

00:37:04.000 We can't get any...

00:37:05.000 White people are on strike.

00:37:08.000 What is that weird loop?

00:37:10.000 That rubber band coming up here.

00:37:16.000 Oh, it's like glass breaking?

00:37:18.000 No, no.

00:37:20.000 Maybe it's not coming up as quickly as I had hoped.

00:37:25.000 But it's very confusing.

00:37:27.000 I could scroll through.

00:37:32.000 No.

00:37:33.000 No.

00:37:35.000 No.

00:37:36.000 There.

00:37:37.000 Stop.

00:37:37.000 What is that rubber band?

00:37:43.000 Oh, maybe it's the elastic from someone's mask and they're being arrested.

00:37:48.000 Hair?

00:37:51.000 A lot of hair.

00:37:52.000 Okay.

00:37:52.000 Hair here.

00:37:55.000 Oh.

00:37:57.000 Are they covering their face and there's something in their hand?

00:38:01.000 Oh, that might be it.

00:38:04.000 Okay.

00:38:05.000 We're getting scattered here.

00:38:06.000 Let's focus on some good news.

00:38:07.000 Have we got a bumper for good news?

00:38:09.000 We sure do.

00:38:10.000 Yeah, we do.

00:38:10.000 Let's show some good news.

00:38:11.000 Time to cheer up, folks.

00:38:13.000 And that is good news that we have that.

00:38:28.000 People eat animal dicks.

00:38:37.000 I love that font.

00:38:39.000 Find out what that font is and steal it.

00:38:42.000 It'd be good for t-shirts.

00:38:45.000 I sent this to you separately.

00:38:46.000 We tricked a homo into saying the bird which is the bald eagle.

00:38:49.000 That's very good news.

00:38:54.000 He's at home being a fag.

00:38:57.000 His shit is retarded.

00:39:02.000 The bird which is the bald eagle.

00:39:11.000 So that's a drop.

00:39:12.000 Oh, of course.

00:39:15.000 The bird which is the bald eagle.

00:39:22.000 And then a gay exhale and brushes his chin.

00:39:25.000 Wow.

00:39:26.000 Other good news, ladies, if you're feeling ugly.

00:39:28.000 Lena Dunham just got married.

00:39:31.000 And she looks a hundred times worse than the last time we checked in on Lena Dunham.

00:39:37.000 She's a fat fucking pig.

00:39:40.000 She looks terrible.

00:39:43.000 But some guy named Louis Felber, who is a Peruvian British, whatever that means, just say British, folky indie rock guy, and she's married him.

00:39:58.000 They were dating very briefly, and they've just managed to tie the knot.

00:40:01.000 I mean, he's no 10, but Jesus Lord.

00:40:05.000 She's hideous.

00:40:07.000 Look at her.

00:40:08.000 She's gotten so much fatter since we last tuned in.

00:40:12.000 And I think, yeah, didn't she have all her ovaries removed?

00:40:18.000 She's ovarilous.

00:40:21.000 Not exactly a catch there, Lewis.

00:40:25.000 And you're in a band.

00:40:27.000 So you can usually get a lot better.

00:40:29.000 These are all pictures she's approved, too.

00:40:36.000 Wow.

00:40:38.000 Ladies, there is hope for you.

00:40:41.000 If Lena Dunham can get a guy, absolutely anyone can.

00:40:46.000 I checked out his music.

00:40:47.000 It's not terrible.

00:40:50.000 It's all songs about how much it sucks to be blind.

00:40:55.000 Every time I sniff, I hear Carl Dungan doing sly stone.

00:41:00.000 Tab for a yo.

00:41:02.000 Tab for a yo.

00:41:03.000 Like Kirp?

00:41:06.000 Dude, your internet sucks shit.

00:41:09.000 I gotta close.

00:41:10.000 We gotta say goodbye to the face swap for a second.

00:41:12.000 No, it's not that.

00:41:13.000 It is.

00:41:14.000 No, you're always wrong, dude.

00:41:17.000 I guarantee it.

00:41:21.000 That's what he's called, Atawalpa.

00:41:25.000 Looks like hollowed.

00:41:30.000 So beautiful.

00:41:35.000 Is that her?

00:41:47.000 Maybe he's a moron?

00:41:53.000 I mean, Peru is not known for their IQ.

00:42:00.000 Watching you all the time.

00:42:04.000 The blue light chain my mind.

00:42:08.000 What did the shirt say?

00:42:09.000 Track to my hand.

00:42:11.000 Blue light.

00:42:13.000 Fuck Tory scum?

00:42:15.000 Yeah.

00:42:16.000 Tory mean the Tory party, the conservatives.

00:42:29.000 I hereby officially take back me saying his music's not terrible.

00:42:34.000 That was terrible of me to say it's fucking shit.

00:42:39.000 I assumed you were being sarcastic.

00:42:41.000 Whoa, ew.

00:42:42.000 Was that her foot?

00:42:43.000 Yeah, she's got a big zit on it.

00:42:44.000 Ew, really?

00:42:45.000 Yeah.

00:42:46.000 Ew.

00:42:50.000 Weird video.

00:42:54.000 Oh, this song's going to be in my head all day now.

00:42:57.000 Anyway, that's some good news there.

00:43:00.000 Also, here's some fun news.

00:43:01.000 China has declared Soros the most evil person in the world.

00:43:07.000 Thanks, China?

00:43:09.000 China.

00:43:11.000 Maybe China's not such an asshole after all.

00:43:15.000 When you're right, you're right, says China's Lord in Chen.

00:43:18.000 China officially declares George Soros a global terrorist.

00:43:21.000 He's, quote, the son of Satan.

00:43:24.000 Chinese Communist Party labels billionaire globalists the most evil person in the world.

00:43:29.000 The son of Satan.

00:43:31.000 Isn't that great?

00:43:33.000 So that's at least a billion people that hate him as much as we do.

00:43:36.000 He's going to have trouble committing lawfare on all billion of them, the way he has on me and Ezra.

00:43:42.000 And then I thought this was an interesting Soros segment, which is still good news because we're talking about Satan here, and he's been declared Satan.

00:43:52.000 So this is just proof, a reminder of how bad he is.

00:43:56.000 Still good, though.

00:43:56.000 Doscano became the county attorney, the prosecutor in Fairfax, Virginia last year.

00:44:01.000 He didn't get there by accident.

00:44:02.000 George Soros, the left-wing billionaire from Hungary, sent the Doscano campaign more than $600,000.

00:44:08.000 That's a lot of money for a local prosecutor's raise.

00:44:11.000 That's because sometime in the last few years, George Soros realized that instead of trying to change the law, you can simply install prosecutors who will ignore the law.

00:44:20.000 If you want to completely reorder America and wreck it, and he does, that works.

00:44:26.000 And Steve Doscano has been a faithful disciple of George Soros.

00:44:30.000 This year, his office has sought minimal prison time for several child sex abusers.

00:44:35.000 Just last month, for example, a county judge told a sobbing young girl that Descano's officer had failed her.

00:44:41.000 How did he fail her?

00:44:43.000 Well, he refused to impose a life sentence on the man convicted of molesting her on a weekly basis between the ages of five and ten.

00:44:51.000 Instead, the man got just 17 years in prison.

00:44:54.000 Of course, he won't serve all of that.

00:44:56.000 This show can now reveal exclusive details about a very similar case.

00:45:00.000 The information was shared with us by Dump Doscano.

00:45:02.000 That's a group trying to recall the prosecutor.

00:45:05.000 We're fervently hoping they succeed.

00:45:07.000 Here it is.

00:45:08.000 Between 2017 and 2020, Carlos Umberto Sanchez Hernandez, an illegal immigrant from El Salvador, repeatedly raped his stepdaughter.

00:45:16.000 We're not guessing about this.

00:45:17.000 Hernandez admitted it.

00:45:18.000 He pled guilty.

00:45:20.000 Then Doscano's office struck a deal with the illegal alien for 12 years in prison.

00:45:24.000 That means he'll be eligible for parole in seven years and could be out of prison at the age of 46 for raping his stepdaughter for five years.

00:45:35.000 You should know that in the state of Virginia, the sentencing guidelines called for life in prison.

00:45:39.000 Okay, that's enough of that.

00:45:40.000 So today, as we were reporting.

00:45:41.000 Getting a little dark.

00:45:42.000 how did that make its way to the good?

00:45:43.000 Yeah, the good news.

00:45:44.000 Well, I'm showing you that this guy who funds pedophile freers is known as Satan.

00:45:51.000 That's true.

00:45:52.000 Wait, I got a thing that reminded me.

00:45:55.000 Veritas, have you seen my Veritas video?

00:45:58.000 I wanted to work in a James Veritas impression.

00:46:03.000 Yeah, that's not the time, Ryan.

00:46:04.000 Crap.

00:46:05.000 So speaking of pedophiles, here's some more good news.

00:46:09.000 An Oklahoma dad beat the shit out of a gay.

00:46:12.000 There was a gay pedophile who was jogging in the neighborhood, stalking this man's son.

00:46:20.000 So what the guy does is he wants to make sure his son's telling the truth, so he hides in his car and is there the next day when his son is waiting for the bus.

00:46:31.000 And this guy jogs by again, and he beats the living shit out of him, collapses his eye socket.

00:46:39.000 But isn't it annoying that the title has to focus on the pastor?

00:46:43.000 Beating up pastor accused of touching his son.

00:46:47.000 Priests don't rape little boys.

00:46:49.000 Gay priests rape little boys.

00:46:53.000 Why can't this say gay pedophile?

00:46:55.000 And it doesn't say gay anywhere.

00:46:57.000 It just says that this pastor, like that's a sexuality, molests a nine-year-old son.

00:47:05.000 Anyway, the dad isn't getting in any legal trouble for that.

00:47:09.000 Just like Russia, it's accepted as good news.

00:47:12.000 And it is.

00:47:14.000 Let's save the taxpayer some money.

00:47:17.000 He should get much worse than a collapsed eye socket, by the way.

00:47:20.000 Should have his dick chopped off.

00:47:22.000 More good news.

00:47:24.000 In Belfast, Northern Ireland, Hillary Rodham Clinton showed up to accept a fucking fake diploma dressed as a monarch.

00:47:37.000 Complete with a, how dare you, little kid who looks just like, what's her name?

00:47:43.000 Greta Thunberg.

00:47:44.000 Greta Thunberg.

00:47:45.000 Thunberg.

00:47:47.000 Carrying her long cloak.

00:47:50.000 Like, could you be more tone-deaf?

00:48:14.000 Isn't that great news?

00:48:16.000 War criminal, she yells.

00:48:20.000 Boo.

00:48:20.000 They boo her.

00:48:21.000 21A was Ian Miles Chong's take.

00:48:25.000 I'm a big fan of him.

00:48:28.000 Thanks for calling.

00:48:30.000 Don't try to shame the elite.

00:48:32.000 They don't care about the optics because they know they will always be better than you.

00:48:35.000 You're nothing to them.

00:48:36.000 They don't even think about you.

00:48:38.000 So true.

00:48:40.000 Also in the good news segment of the day, Russell Brand, who comes from the dark side, has conceded that yes, there was collusion with Russia and it was Hillary Rodham Clinton.

00:49:01.000 Trump, Russian, possible collusion.

00:49:04.000 Trump with the Russians.

00:49:05.000 Collusion.

00:49:07.000 No time for history.

00:49:08.000 It seems like years ago that we were hearing that Trump was colluding with Russia, that he wouldn't have won the election without Russia, that his whole presidency was a kind of Putin plot.

00:49:18.000 Well, there's now serious evidence that it was the Clinton campaign and Hillary Clinton acolytes that were directly involved in the generation of what has proven to be a conspiracy.

00:49:29.000 Untrue.

00:49:30.000 Think about how much media you watched.

00:49:32.000 Me, a person who I think broadly speaking is from the left, a liberal, certainly not a Trump support in Republican with respect to those of you that are, I find myself in awe, gobsmacked, flabbergasted and startled by these revelations that Russiagate was a democratic conspiracy.

00:49:52.000 What difference at this point does it make?

00:49:55.000 Because all of a sudden Trump.

00:49:57.000 And the good thing is he's got like he's got 3.8 million subscribers and a million people saw this video.

00:50:04.000 How many wide reach?

00:50:06.000 Only 2,000.

00:50:07.000 He's got 121,000 ups.

00:50:09.000 So what are they saying?

00:50:10.000 What are some of the.

00:50:13.000 God bless you, Russell.

00:50:15.000 People are happy to have him on the side of reality.

00:50:17.000 It's amazing when you do some digging instead of leaning on others' decisions.

00:50:21.000 Thanks to Hait RB.

00:50:22.000 Thank you for covering this in a very balanced way.

00:50:24.000 That's more good news.

00:50:27.000 And then just finally, we often play people losing their shit at the airport, and African-American women of color tend to do pretty bad in this particular milieu.

00:50:38.000 But here we have a fat Hispanic dyke bitch calling an old man a cracker, which is a theme.

00:50:46.000 Today seems to be the cracker episode.

00:50:51.000 And this black woman is fucking furious that they called an old man a cracker.

00:50:56.000 After five hours of standing in line, she's ready to snap.

00:51:03.000 Hit it.

00:51:08.000 Do a refresh.

00:51:14.000 You gotta fix that, Broham.

00:51:16.000 And there's no fucking way that Skype is slowing down your computer that much.

00:51:21.000 Your computer's always been slow, actually.

00:51:24.000 This is like a record-breaking bad.

00:51:27.000 Breaking bad.

00:51:31.000 1, 1,000, 2, 1,000, 3, 1,000, 4, 1,000, 5, 1,000, 6, 1,000, 1,000, 8, 1,000, 9, 1,000, 10, 1,000, 11, 1,000, 12, 1,000.

00:51:43.000 Jet blue has fucked all of us tonight.

00:51:49.000 Old people, young people, everybody.

00:51:56.000 That's just flying these days.

00:52:08.000 She called him a prick.

00:52:22.000 This is all on his behalf.

00:52:24.000 Defending his honor.

00:52:26.000 It's not very cool to have women have to defend you.

00:52:30.000 I would step in if I was him and say, all right, it's fine, fine, fine.

00:52:34.000 Fuck you, bitch.

00:52:36.000 But I appreciate it.

00:52:36.000 Thank you.

00:52:38.000 I'm saying fuck you, bitch, to the fat dyke, by the way.

00:52:43.000 15 kids?

00:52:45.000 Why do you have 15 kids?

00:52:49.000 Shut up.

00:52:53.000 You don't even know why you're speaking if you run in your mouth.

00:52:56.000 Shut the fuck up.

00:53:00.000 You want to be too loud.

00:53:03.000 Shut the fuck up.

00:53:06.000 No police.

00:53:08.000 I mean, not that I want police every 10 yards.

00:53:11.000 But every time I see an airport brawl, I see zero cops.

00:53:17.000 Including the guy who wanted to fuck with us.

00:53:20.000 Even though we were next to a cop van.

00:53:23.000 Yeah.

00:53:24.000 And the thing is, it's not like, you know, we don't really need their help, but I mean, can you be there so that way we don't have to de-escalate this shit?

00:53:30.000 I mean, is it our job to fucking keep peace?

00:53:33.000 Yeah.

00:53:33.000 You know, from some fucking...

00:53:40.000 By the way, I saw Baby Monster sent something in.

00:53:42.000 Rain Wilson is in a movie called Super, where he's a superhero who murders people who butt in line.

00:53:49.000 Oh my god, wait.

00:53:50.000 Yeah, I think I remember that.

00:53:52.000 Yeah, yeah.

00:53:53.000 Yeah, I don't think it's new.

00:53:54.000 There's a great drop from that where the guy's like, shut the fuck up.

00:53:57.000 Just shut the fuck up.

00:53:58.000 I think he goes like, go fuck yourself.

00:54:00.000 Yes.

00:54:00.000 Fuck yourself.

00:54:01.000 Fuck yourself.

00:54:03.000 Yeah.

00:54:03.000 Yeah, and then so he gets on his costume and he goes, he just brains him with like a steel club.

00:54:08.000 He brains him, yeah.

00:54:10.000 Let's see if I can find that.

00:54:13.000 It'll be in the letters if you look up super.

00:54:16.000 Nobody.

00:54:26.000 All right, all right, all right, all right, all right, all right.

00:54:31.000 Anyway, this goes on.

00:54:32.000 And if you watch the whole thing, like you hear her several times say she's calling him cracker.

00:54:41.000 It's an insult.

00:54:42.000 It is the n-word.

00:54:45.000 Yet, mainstream television has no problem talking about how we need to de-nigrify America.

00:54:53.000 I'm sorry to use such rude words.

00:54:56.000 It shocks me to come out of my mouth.

00:54:58.000 But how is that different than decractification?

00:55:04.000 Yeah, it's way ahead.

00:55:06.000 Hey, hey, excuse me.

00:55:12.000 Hey, hey.

00:55:13.000 No butts.

00:55:15.000 What difference does it make to you?

00:55:17.000 No butting in line.

00:55:19.000 Go to the back of the line now.

00:55:22.000 Go fuck yourself.

00:55:25.000 Fuck yourself.

00:55:27.000 So good.

00:55:28.000 Yeah.

00:55:28.000 Like, you know, this big, handsome guy back here.

00:55:32.000 Literally, what's wrong with his shirt?

00:55:34.000 I don't know if it's flat.

00:55:35.000 How does it affect you?

00:55:36.000 The only time a butter has an argument is if he's behind you and he butts.

00:55:41.000 You're in front of me.

00:55:47.000 There's an example of somebody getting mad at me butting.

00:55:50.000 Oh.

00:55:51.000 Don't butt!

00:55:52.000 Who do you think you're fooling?

00:55:53.000 I just saw you.

00:55:55.000 Oh my god.

00:55:57.000 I didn't remember that.

00:56:00.000 That's murder.

00:56:09.000 A man after our own hearts.

00:56:12.000 The kids in the Bronx were so retarded that they thought, like, I switched places with my friend in line, so he's behind us, and my friend's in front of it.

00:56:21.000 And I'm just like, can I get in front of you?

00:56:22.000 And yeah.

00:56:22.000 So we switch.

00:56:23.000 And nothing, the order of people in front of him does not change.

00:56:26.000 He's like, hey, you butted in line.

00:56:28.000 I was like, no, I switched places with him.

00:56:29.000 It's of no consequence.

00:56:30.000 Nothing's changed here.

00:56:32.000 Nobody's.

00:56:33.000 But he went back to your spot?

00:56:35.000 Yeah, so.

00:56:36.000 Were you touching each other?

00:56:38.000 Or was it like Joe, Stranger, Ryan?

00:56:41.000 Yeah, it was, no, Joe, Crybaby, Ryan, and then Switcher.

00:56:48.000 So then me and Switcher switch, and then Crybaby Guy.

00:56:51.000 Wait, why didn't you make yourself Ryan?

00:56:54.000 I did.

00:56:56.000 I'm not Crybaby Gym.

00:56:57.000 Joe, Crybaby, Ryan.

00:57:00.000 Right?

00:57:01.000 No, it's Crybaby, Ryan, Joe.

00:57:04.000 From back to front.

00:57:05.000 Crybaby, Ryan, Joe.

00:57:06.000 Yeah.

00:57:07.000 And Ryan and Joe Switch.

00:57:08.000 Correct.

00:57:09.000 Well, that's just two guys standing next to each other.

00:57:11.000 I know.

00:57:12.000 And I mean, the retardation in the Bronx were pretty severe.

00:57:15.000 When we played Tic-Tac-Toe and I blocked my friend Ashley's, this boy named Ashley's spot, when you block somebody's move, he was like, you're cheating.

00:57:24.000 It's like, okay, well, I haven't played tic-tac-toe since I was a baby.

00:57:27.000 Here we go.

00:57:30.000 Also, our final good news segment.

00:57:34.000 Turns out the FBI was involved in January 6th, after all.

00:57:42.000 Now, the left is still spinning this.

00:57:44.000 The left's take is that the Proud Boys are a bunch of FBI informants, which if that's the case, isn't that still good for them as far as being the biggest threat to America?

00:57:56.000 If they're infiltrated by the FBI, then how are they the biggest threat to America?

00:58:00.000 But the real story is that it looks like Proud Boys, Oath Keepers, didn't intend to storm the Capitol, but the FBI gave them that little push, as they are want to do these days.

00:58:12.000 Fuck you, FBI.

00:58:16.000 Fuck the Bureau of Investigation.

00:58:19.000 New York Times, among those who merched in the Capitol.

00:58:21.000 Oh, it's gone.

00:58:24.000 On January 6th was an FBI informant.

00:58:26.000 Federal law enforcement had a far greater visibility into the assault on The Capitol, even if it was taking place than was previously known.

00:58:35.000 So they had the ears of certain naive proud boys and were like, Yeah, how's it going in there?

00:58:40.000 All right, you doing good?

00:58:42.000 Are you climbing up?

00:58:42.000 Did you climb up?

00:58:43.000 Did you smash the windows?

00:58:44.000 Nice, nice.

00:58:45.000 Okay, let's get Ashley Babbitt in there.

00:58:47.000 Keep going.

00:58:48.000 Glenn Greenwald's whole threads are really good on these kind of things.

00:58:52.000 In June, the always wrong herd animals employed by liberal media corporations mocked those begun by Darren J. Beattie who reported the FBI's role in January 6th, just as they mocked those who said the same about the Governor Whitmer plot, which has since been confirmed by BuzzFeed.

00:59:10.000 So Darren J. Beattie was on top of this way before anyone.

00:59:14.000 He was mocked for it.

00:59:15.000 I think banned, too.

00:59:17.000 And here we have an old CNN headline that says Trump's GOP allies push groundless January 6th conspiracy theory.

00:59:23.000 It's groundless.

00:59:26.000 Keep going.

00:59:28.000 Throughout the first war on terror, the FBI was at the center of many, if not most, of the scary domestic terror plots it accuse young U.S. Muslims of fomenting.

00:59:35.000 It was the FBI that created and directed those to keep fear levels high, just as they're doing now.

00:59:41.000 FBI bus plot to kidnap Michigan governor.

00:59:44.000 Remember that?

00:59:44.000 That was like the base?

00:59:46.000 And it was like four poor bastards who were down on their luck, feeling shitty about themselves because their entire K through 12 experience was, you suck, you suck, you suck.

00:59:56.000 And then an FBI guys, how about some revenge?

00:59:59.000 Let's do it.

01:00:00.000 I know it's tough competition, but HuffPost may actually be the shittiest, most dishonest, and most reckless news outlet after MSNBC.

01:00:08.000 There is no liberal lie or DNC piety they don't launder as news.

01:00:14.000 And then let's click on those.

01:00:18.000 HuffPost says, Tucker Carlson and the far right want to recast January 6th as a false flag by the deep state.

01:00:27.000 And that's, of course, Christopher Matthias, the lipless loser who used to work at Nerve.com as a sex columnist after he graduated from journalism school.

01:00:37.000 All he could get a gig doing was writing about pussy eating and blowjobs.

01:00:41.000 And then eventually his doctor parents got him a gig at HuffPost, pretending that the truth doesn't matter.

01:00:49.000 And what's the next one there?

01:00:53.000 More than 50 former Intel officials say Hunter Biden smear smells like Russia.

01:00:59.000 I don't know Nick Visser, but he's probably another spoiled brat whose daddy pays his rent.

01:01:05.000 Keep going.

01:01:07.000 I'm still amazed at this Biden campaign video that HuffPost produced in the weeks before the 2020 election under the guise of news.

01:01:14.000 Beyond being an obvious campaign ad, it was far worse, full of lies, ones they just mindlessly and obediently spread from ex-CIA operatives.

01:01:25.000 You know what I'm thinking is going on with Glenn?

01:01:28.000 He's got two young boys.

01:01:30.000 He sees a world where boys are evil, proud boys being at the forefront of that, and it pisses him off.

01:01:39.000 Keep going?

01:01:42.000 And given that Tucker Carlson was one of the only people on TV willing to air the evidence of the FBI's role in January 6th, which the MIT, which New York Times confirmed today, let me highly recommend this new discussion between him and Megan Kelly.

01:01:56.000 Just watch and judge for yourself.

01:01:57.000 Oh, that's the one where she says the ADL has been out to get you since day one, and Tucker just goes, fuck the ADL.

01:02:03.000 Welcome to the Megan Kelly Show.

01:02:05.000 Your corrodes.

01:02:10.000 What are you doing?

01:02:11.000 That's an hour long.

01:02:13.000 Hour 35.

01:02:14.000 Oh.

01:02:16.000 So many people in the liberal left-like think of themselves as free-thinking adversaries of corporate media, yet so much of their worldview comes from uncritical ingestion of the narratives constructed and peddled by those large media corporations.

01:02:28.000 And then here he is, Glenn himself, talking about the FBI's role in domestic terror plots from the first war on terror to January 6th, these new right-wing plots fueling the second war on terror, the domestic version.

01:02:39.000 I regard one.

01:02:40.000 Sorry, just to be clear here, the deep state is right.

01:02:43.000 The number one threat to deep state America is you and me and our guns.

01:02:49.000 But that's a good thing.

01:02:52.000 It's not a threat to the real America.

01:02:54.000 It's a threat to the corrupt America.

01:02:56.000 The Biden administration is currently doing is the second war on terror.

01:03:01.000 But this one is focused domestically at American citizens instead of at foreign organizations.

01:03:08.000 But the tactics being used are very similar to the ones used in the first war on terror.

01:03:13.000 And I reported, Jesse, I don't know, on a dozen cases or so, very similar as part of the first war on terror, where the FBI would boast in this flamboyant way that they had broken up some dangerous plot being formulated and about to be implemented by American Muslims.

01:03:30.000 And every time you looked, every time, it turned out that the people who designed the plot, who came up with the idea of where to attack, who funded the operation, were FBI informants or FBI agents.

01:03:43.000 They were embedded all the time in these plots, not just in a way that they learned about them and then infiltrated, but that they actually manufactured and orchestrated them.

01:03:53.000 And the question for me was always, if it's really such a grave threat, this threat of domestic Muslim terrorism, why does the FBI keep having to create its own plots?

01:04:02.000 Why aren't they finding ones that they themselves aren't orchestrating?

01:04:06.000 And that's the same question that I have.

01:04:09.000 I was at a weird brunch that, what's his name?

01:04:15.000 Jack Murphy.

01:04:16.000 Jack Murphy put on.

01:04:17.000 How did you know?

01:04:18.000 Because I saw the picture.

01:04:19.000 Oh.

01:04:20.000 People were saying there was like, you're an old guy with a beard, and I shaved my head and got jacked.

01:04:27.000 Some guy comes up to me and goes, hey, man, big fan.

01:04:30.000 Can I get a selfie?

01:04:33.000 And then I do the selfie, and then he goes, so what are you doing these days?

01:04:37.000 Oh, I thought you were a big fan.

01:04:39.000 Oh, I know.

01:04:40.000 I more followed you in the 26, 2017 days.

01:04:43.000 Oh, okay.

01:04:44.000 But if you're a big fan, why wouldn't you know that I'm what censored.tv is and what I've been doing since?

01:04:50.000 And he goes, well, to be honest, I've just been so busy.

01:04:53.000 I go, you've been so busy for the past three years, you haven't had a half hour to spend?

01:04:58.000 Oh, that's a cool artist dude with the MAGA hat who just got canceled because word got out that he's MAGA and his career is over.

01:05:10.000 it was interesting.

01:05:12.000 I don't know.

01:05:13.000 A lot of young men asking for advice, wanting to know what the most important things going on in America are.

01:05:21.000 And I said K through 12.

01:05:23.000 We should get him on the show, Jack.

01:05:25.000 Jack's great.

01:05:26.000 Maybe we'll get him at the bar.

01:05:29.000 Is he a bar?

01:05:29.000 No, he's more of a sit-down dude.

01:05:31.000 Oh, yeah.

01:05:32.000 Yeah, let's get him to do a sit-down.

01:05:37.000 But I was talking to a guy there, Jewish guy.

01:05:39.000 They tend to be more anti-Semitic than most, maybe because they can.

01:05:43.000 And he was talking about Tulsa.

01:05:46.000 I brought up Tulsa, but we were talking about these old horrible examples of, you know, racist cops and the German shepherds and all that.

01:05:53.000 And he goes, you look up those cases and they're not innocent.

01:05:58.000 It's not a matter of some sweet little boy skipping a stone on the way to school.

01:06:02.000 They all come out like Tulsa.

01:06:04.000 And the Tulsa massacre was started because a man, a black man, sexually molested a woman in an elevator and was arrested for it.

01:06:13.000 So today, it's all, you know, bullshit.

01:06:17.000 Mike Brown didn't have his hands up and Trayvon wasn't just going to get some Skittles.

01:06:21.000 But his point was, look up the old cases.

01:06:24.000 It's the same shit.

01:06:26.000 It's some dude picked a fight and then a riot broke out.

01:06:30.000 But history wrote it down as racism.

01:06:34.000 All right, that's enough racism for one day.

01:06:38.000 Let's jump to COVID, shall we?

01:07:06.000 That's a fun one.

01:07:09.000 Charlie Kirk and some black dude debating masks.

01:07:16.000 He's doing the Lord's work, that Charlie Kirk.

01:07:22.000 I don't know.

01:07:23.000 The groipers and the far-right guys really hate him, and it's like, he's done more for the cause than you.

01:07:31.000 What have you done?

01:07:33.000 Cloth in front of your mouth decreased it by virtually 100%.

01:07:39.000 Now, that flies in the face of individuals who say, well, cloth masks could do nothing.

01:07:45.000 And remember, cloth masks are also now recommended for public use by the CDC and the World Health Organization.

01:07:55.000 So when you say nothing, even the data that you cite that says it doesn't do as much is at 10% effectiveness.

01:08:04.000 The other data, that's the majority of the data, says it does it at 80% to 90% effectiveness.

01:08:09.000 So I just want to make sure I'm understanding your position.

01:08:11.000 Your position is that, first of all, does that study factor in whether they wear the mask correctly or not?

01:08:17.000 Whether that they're touching the mask all the time and they're moving it?

01:08:20.000 Does that study factor for that?

01:08:22.000 This study factors for droplets that are transmitted.

01:08:26.000 But think about it, John.

01:08:26.000 I mean, a seven-year-old's not going to not touch it.

01:08:28.000 Your issue with me.

01:08:29.000 Brother, think about it.

01:08:29.000 Your issue, the argument you're making with me is an argument of education.

01:08:33.000 That means that young people have to be more educated.

01:08:35.000 I'm a former high school teacher.

01:08:36.000 They're high school students that may not wear the mask properly.

01:08:39.000 What's wrong with folks that don't wear the mask?

01:08:40.000 I think it's where you go to laugh, like learn to laugh?

01:08:42.000 How to high school?

01:08:44.000 The mask properly.

01:08:45.000 That's part of the argument.

01:08:46.000 The issue then is education and proper wearing of the mask.

01:08:50.000 You're literally making my argument for me.

01:08:51.000 That's part of the argument.

01:08:52.000 You're making my argument saying if you wear it properly, then it doesn't matter.

01:08:56.000 Yeah, but no one wears it properly, dude.

01:08:59.000 But they don't, and they won't, and you know that.

01:09:01.000 You're dealing with eight, nine, and ten year olds.

01:09:02.000 The other part of the argument, though, is that it actually makes us unfamiliar with one another, harder to communicate.

01:09:08.000 It stunts childhood development.

01:09:10.000 So I want to read some of these numbers.

01:09:11.000 And I want to ask you, do you think that masking children forcibly is going to help the 90% increase in suicide that we saw through March from 2019 to 20?

01:09:22.000 Is it going to help the nearly doubling of mental health issues or the 333.9% increase in intentional self-harm claim lines?

01:09:32.000 You're blaming all that on masks.

01:09:33.000 No, no, no, I'm not saying that.

01:09:34.000 I'm asking you a question.

01:09:36.000 Is that going to help or hurt America's mental health crisis?

01:09:40.000 Let's be very clear, brother, because I want to understand exactly what you're asking.

01:09:44.000 Are you saying that a kid wearing a mask and adjusting to a new social norm yields this result?

01:09:54.000 No, I'm asking you.

01:09:55.000 No, it doesn't yield that result.

01:09:56.000 There's nothing in the data set that says that.

01:09:58.000 Okay, so you think that coincidence have no impact whatsoever, potentially mental health?

01:10:02.000 Brother, I just answered that question.

01:10:04.000 They told you they do have an impact, but COVID-19 has even a stronger impact.

01:10:08.000 What makes you sound social development?

01:10:10.000 Because the risk of death, brother, is so low for children.

01:10:15.000 So that's fun.

01:10:20.000 Yeah, the mental damage that this pandemic has caused and just the lack of childhood.

01:10:28.000 Like, my wife always said eight is the best year.

01:10:32.000 She remembers being eight, and she says that was what she remembers as the best year of her childhood.

01:10:37.000 My son didn't have an eight.

01:10:41.000 He didn't really have a seven either.

01:10:42.000 Seven or eight have just been wiped off the map.

01:10:45.000 We talked about this before, right?

01:10:47.000 Like with not Gen X, not baby boomers, but the greatest generation.

01:10:52.000 Some guy will have had polio and he'll be in hospital for two, three years.

01:10:56.000 And that's just seven, eight, and nine are gone.

01:10:58.000 That's normal.

01:10:59.000 That wasn't a big deal.

01:11:01.000 Now we have that too with our kids.

01:11:04.000 No play dates, no camp, no sports.

01:11:08.000 School was, sometimes there was school.

01:11:11.000 When they get to school, they got to sit and wear a mask.

01:11:14.000 To this day, they're allowed to not wear a mask when they go out for lunch.

01:11:19.000 All right, my second COVID story is fugging nuts.

01:11:25.000 Listen closely, turn it up.

01:11:29.000 If individuals choose to not get tested for COVID but are home with an illness, they're now counted in the list as being part of that outbreak, and so it's less dependent on needing a test to be a part of identifying where there is an issue.

01:11:46.000 We are, as I mentioned, working with education to determine if there are any adjustments that need to be made.

01:11:53.000 If individuals are not.

01:11:55.000 Did you catch that?

01:11:56.000 Oh, yeah.

01:11:57.000 From now on, everyone ill has COVID.

01:12:00.000 That was considered a conspiracy theory.

01:12:02.000 We were considered nuts for saying that if someone is in the hospital sick and they die, you make it a COVID death.

01:12:09.000 And now, this is even crazier than that.

01:12:11.000 They're just saying if someone doesn't come to work, if someone calls in sick, if someone's hungover, if someone stubbed their toe, if someone's lying and just wants to play golf with their son.

01:12:24.000 By the way, I did that this weekend.

01:12:26.000 My boy, my eight-year-old got a 25-foot putt.

01:12:30.000 Wow.

01:12:31.000 No, he sunk it?

01:12:33.000 Nice.

01:12:33.000 Well, what?

01:12:35.000 No, he missed.

01:12:36.000 Oh, that sucks.

01:12:38.000 Why would I mention him getting a 25-foot putt if it didn't go in?

01:12:43.000 That's just he hit a ball.

01:12:46.000 That's true.

01:12:49.000 So, yeah, when people say 25-foot putt, Ryan, it's implied that the ball went in the hole.

01:12:57.000 Noted.

01:13:00.000 And he must have hit it 200 yards in some other hole.

01:13:04.000 Fun stuff.

01:13:08.000 All right, we got a lot of mail because we haven't seen you in three days.

01:13:14.000 So let's catch up with the mailbag.

01:13:32.000 It's funny when that guy says, I was a high school teacher.

01:13:35.000 Yeah.

01:13:36.000 Those are the worst of the worst.

01:13:39.000 You should be ashamed.

01:13:44.000 Okay, I've already gone through all these, so I'm just going to start with my red flags.

01:13:51.000 Hey, Ryan.

01:13:52.000 This is called For Rye Guy.

01:13:55.000 Hey, Ryan, I'm sure you had to have played the Spider-Man game from 2018 by now.

01:14:01.000 Yes, he is a wrinkled teenager, a perpetual adolescent.

01:14:05.000 Not even adolescent.

01:14:06.000 You should be playing Spider-Man when you're 13.

01:14:10.000 What's going on?

01:14:12.000 What do you think of the fact that Norman Osborne looks just like Anthony Cumio?

01:14:18.000 Ugh, a little.

01:14:20.000 But I am familiar with the game.

01:14:22.000 You are familiar with the game?

01:14:23.000 Yeah.

01:14:24.000 Do you know why Spider-Man was invented?

01:14:27.000 To make kids happy?

01:14:30.000 To make seven-year-olds feel better about themselves when they get bullied.

01:14:35.000 See, I never found that refuge in superheroes.

01:14:38.000 I just thought it was cool that they could walk on walls.

01:14:42.000 Yeah, it is cool when you're seven.

01:14:44.000 In fact, when my eldest boy was four and five, he would wear his Spider-Man costume so often that it smelled like pee.

01:14:52.000 And we had like five of them we would rotate.

01:14:55.000 Some of them, the ones that had the mesh here, he wore those out.

01:14:59.000 He wore out the mesh.

01:15:00.000 And I would hold his little waist and I would walk him up the walls.

01:15:04.000 So he was like Spider-Man going all around the walls.

01:15:07.000 And then he would jump and I would fly him.

01:15:09.000 It was pretty exhausting on my upper body.

01:15:12.000 That's normal.

01:15:13.000 All that's great normal Spider-Man stuff.

01:15:16.000 Then around seven or eight, he started getting more into baseball.

01:15:20.000 And by nine, Spider-Man was long gone.

01:15:23.000 Not for you, though.

01:15:24.000 Well, video games are fun.

01:15:26.000 Yeah, they're fun.

01:15:27.000 You get to fly around town.

01:15:34.000 I want to share a story of black murder syndrome with you.

01:15:36.000 I knew a girl back in the day, back in Mobile, Alabama, in 2001.

01:15:40.000 I was going to technical school learning electronics engineering.

01:15:42.000 A girl in my class seemed cool, white girl.

01:15:44.000 We became friends.

01:15:45.000 She had a gnarly scar on the right and left sides of her neck.

01:15:49.000 So I asked her about it.

01:15:50.000 The story she told me was fucked up.

01:15:52.000 It's something I think about every once in a while because she would cry about it every so often.

01:15:56.000 Unfortunately, it's not the only black murder syndrome story I have from mobile either.

01:16:01.000 But let's get to the story, A. There was a large black man that was serial raping and sometimes murdering women in the late 90s, early 2000s in mobile.

01:16:10.000 It was mobile Alabama, of course.

01:16:12.000 It was on the news, apparently, although I can't find anything and it's been forever.

01:16:16.000 My friend was aware of this and it was late at night.

01:16:18.000 By the way, why are you becoming friends with her, dude?

01:16:22.000 Why didn't you fuck her?

01:16:25.000 You're friends with a hot female?

01:16:29.000 And she pulled up to apartment complex.

01:16:31.000 She rushed to her apartment because it was dark, and I also figured she had some fear because she was rather attractive.

01:16:36.000 She kind of looked like a Greek model with beautiful black hair.

01:16:40.000 I'm sure she knew this would increase her risk of being victimized.

01:16:44.000 I'm very disappointed in you, sir.

01:16:47.000 You're this intimate with the woman.

01:16:49.000 She's telling you the most horrible parts of her life.

01:16:52.000 She looks like a model, and you're like, this is a great friend.

01:16:58.000 When rushing to her apartment, she saw a large black man in her general range, and he was headed her direction.

01:17:02.000 She got to her apartment, and she was about to lock the door, but the man pulled a gun on her and told her not to move.

01:17:08.000 She didn't scream, and he told her to get down, and he raped her right there outside of her apartment with the gun to her neck.

01:17:14.000 She didn't scream, thinking she would live, as not all the women raped were murdered.

01:17:19.000 Next thing, she wakes up in the hospital.

01:17:21.000 He shot her through the neck, attempting to kill her after raping her.

01:17:26.000 She lived, obviously.

01:17:28.000 When he was caught, she identified him and had to face him in court many times.

01:17:32.000 Apparently, the case took many years, and every time she had to show up at court, it really fucked with her.

01:17:36.000 He had no remorse.

01:17:38.000 I never heard of her name in the news, and she's just forgotten.

01:17:41.000 I can't even remember her name anymore, and that's just sad.

01:17:44.000 This was all her detailing this to me over the time of me knowing her and her going to court numerous times while knowing her as well.

01:17:51.000 If I can find any news articles, blah, blah, blah, but just discuss me how the media suppresses these stories and highlights the white-on-black instances.

01:17:58.000 Thanks for everything you do.

01:18:04.000 I think you'll get a kick out of this.

01:18:06.000 An NYU professor says fewer men going to college will lead to a mating crisis with the U.S. producing too many broken-alone men.

01:18:14.000 The problem with these studies is they're sort of based on boomers and maybe Gen X, but millennials, people don't get married at that age anymore.

01:18:23.000 So parents used to be sending their kids to NYU, not for a good education, but for eugenics, because they know it's a quarter mil.

01:18:31.000 So you're going to be of a certain caliber if you can afford that.

01:18:35.000 And that's all they really want is their sons and daughters to marry within their class.

01:18:40.000 But kids don't get married until they're like 25 now.

01:18:45.000 So it doesn't matter what school you send them to.

01:18:47.000 So this is a bullshit study.

01:18:54.000 We have an email from Nate Ober called Zagota.

01:18:59.000 Remember Nate Ober?

01:19:01.000 Hell yeah.

01:19:02.000 Ryan, can you do your Nate Ober to remind people?

01:19:04.000 It's from years ago now.

01:19:06.000 Of course I could do my Nate Ober impression.

01:19:08.000 Gavin.

01:19:10.000 Nate Ober.

01:19:13.000 Basically that.

01:19:14.000 Doesn't he get my name wrong?

01:19:16.000 That's his political thing, McMinus or something?

01:19:19.000 McKinse.

01:19:20.000 I saw that Zakota read on air and I thought I would share this synthetic instrumentation I made along with a video.

01:19:26.000 I identified deeply with the people we lost during Action Tear Garden.

01:19:30.000 Four and I am in the group who were buried behind the establishment of that address with a similar state.

01:19:37.000 I don't understand a word he's saying.

01:19:39.000 And I made this video where the animation seems to be attempting to replicate a swastika, but to no avail.

01:19:45.000 I think schizophrenics often seem to embody the compassion that they themselves have been neglected.

01:19:51.000 Please watch for Ben in the comments.

01:19:53.000 Nate Ober.

01:19:57.000 Thank you for the update, Nate.

01:19:58.000 Ben in the comments.

01:20:02.000 I know he's doing a lot of graphic design stuff these days.

01:20:06.000 Hey, the H3 new co-host, Hassan Piker Libtard, takes a stab at Tucker Carlson and Dave Rubin.

01:20:13.000 This is Hassan Timecodes, H3.

01:20:17.000 And it's him and H3 talking about Tucker Carlson and how they're white supremacists.

01:20:22.000 Isn't it nice to see Muslims and Jews come together in their hatred for Christians?

01:20:27.000 Two hours and eight minutes in.

01:20:30.000 When it comes to insurance, it's nice to get it right.

01:20:34.000 It's definitely not.

01:20:39.000 I do actually think he is a white supremacist.

01:20:45.000 Collars, like, man, he's just like a straight fucking bro.

01:20:49.000 Like, and that's the thing.

01:20:51.000 Like, he used to be on CNN.

01:20:52.000 Like, he was a bow tie guy on CNN.

01:20:54.000 You know what I mean?

01:20:55.000 Like, no, he's a fucking media demon.

01:20:58.000 He knows what he's doing.

01:20:59.000 He's really good at what he does, unfortunately.

01:21:01.000 He's a media demon.

01:21:03.000 Tucker Carlson was exactly the same political person he was on CNN.

01:21:07.000 It's just that CNN used to have left-wingers.

01:21:10.000 And Coulter was on MSNBC before the national divorce.

01:21:16.000 So the fact that Tucker was on CNN doesn't mean that Tucker wasn't Tucker before.

01:21:20.000 He's had the same politics his entire life.

01:21:24.000 Go ahead.

01:21:25.000 Whose ancestors lived here and dramatically increased the proportion of Americans newly arrived from the third world?

01:21:31.000 You have a rapidly declining European-American majority, and if we don't reverse this soon, we will be a minority in our own country.

01:21:40.000 We've got to kill the point.

01:21:41.000 We're both outnumbered and outvoted in our land.

01:21:45.000 And no matter what you think about any issue, you will be powerless to make your voice heard in government.

01:21:52.000 This policy is called the great replacement, the replacement of wealthy Americans.

01:21:56.000 This trick is called guilt by association, where you juxtapose David Duke, who's a bad man, and Tucker Carlson, who's a good man, and you catch them both saying the same thing.

01:22:06.000 All dogs are mammals, all cats are mammals, all dogs are not cats.

01:22:10.000 The other problem here is what David Duke is saying is true.

01:22:15.000 So any rational person from anywhere on the spectrum is going to notice that as we become more balkanized, Hispanics will vote for the Hispanic guy, blacks will vote for the black guy, and whites will vote for the white guy.

01:22:27.000 That's just a fact.

01:22:28.000 You can find an unfortunate person repeating that 2 plus 2 is 4 if you want to make someone look bad, but it's a juvenile trick for amateurs.

01:22:37.000 Obedient people.

01:22:38.000 Legacy Americans.

01:22:39.000 What the fuck is a beta?

01:22:41.000 Beta Americans.

01:22:42.000 He's such a bitch, dude.

01:22:43.000 You can't even say it.

01:22:44.000 Like, that's the funniest possible.

01:22:47.000 A legacy American is an American who's pro-Christian, pro-Western, who came here to not just succeed in this country, but contribute to this country.

01:22:59.000 These new Haitians are not legacy Americans.

01:23:02.000 He's talking about people that were either born here or second generation or at the very least truly revere this country and are not immigrates like, say, Joy Reed or Ilhan Omar.

01:23:18.000 Those are non-legacy Americans.

01:23:21.000 It has nothing to do with race.

01:23:22.000 You fucking phonies.

01:23:24.000 And by the way, you're both white.

01:23:27.000 It's the legacy Americans with the 2.0s, bro.

01:23:30.000 Bro, he's just like, he's such a bitch.

01:23:32.000 He's such a cuck.

01:23:33.000 Like, he can't fucking straight up say it.

01:23:35.000 I mean, he's just trying to dance around the 14 words.

01:23:38.000 You know what I mean?

01:23:39.000 Like, he's so pathetic.

01:23:41.000 He's replacing legacy Americans.

01:23:44.000 Legacy Americans.

01:23:45.000 Like, shut up, bitch.

01:23:46.000 We know what you're trying to say.

01:23:48.000 So this is the way that accusation works.

01:23:50.000 You call someone a white supremacist, and they say, no, no, no, I'm just, like, I love Western culture.

01:23:54.000 In fact, the thing I like about Western culture is that it's anti-racial identity politics.

01:24:00.000 You guys are both Americans in my world.

01:24:02.000 So if there's one culture that eschews race more than any and ignores it, it's Western chauvinism.

01:24:12.000 And they go, you're such a bitch, man.

01:24:14.000 Just admit you're a Nazi.

01:24:15.000 What?

01:24:16.000 That's how you win an argument?

01:24:18.000 Because the legacy Americans, dude.

01:24:21.000 Well, a legacy.

01:24:22.000 Yeah, I mean, yeah.

01:24:23.000 I mean, a legacy American is a Native American.

01:24:26.000 Yeah.

01:24:27.000 To be frank.

01:24:29.000 So that's.

01:24:30.000 That's an original concept, dude.

01:24:32.000 I hadn't thought of that.

01:24:33.000 That's the kind of thing you say when you're 12.

01:24:37.000 I love politics.

01:24:39.000 No, you don't.

01:24:40.000 You wouldn't be making juvenile arguments like natives are the only legacy Americans.

01:24:45.000 That wasn't America.

01:24:47.000 America's 1776.

01:24:50.000 The Indians, when they had this, it wasn't America.

01:24:53.000 Then Britain ran it for a while.

01:24:55.000 That wasn't America.

01:24:56.000 Then America gained independence.

01:24:58.000 That's America.

01:24:59.000 New country.

01:25:02.000 I appreciate so much about you and why I'm so happy I'm making the show with you.

01:25:06.000 It's because you made it popular.

01:25:08.000 You made it cool.

01:25:09.000 And I love and respect so much what you've done.

01:25:11.000 Oh, thank you.

01:25:12.000 And to be able to sit and have a show with you is a true truly blessed.

01:25:20.000 Hopefully the fans feel the same way.

01:25:22.000 I hope they like it.

01:25:23.000 Yeah.

01:25:24.000 We don't.

01:25:25.000 You suck.

01:25:26.000 You all trying to get me vaccinated.

01:25:28.000 Yeah.

01:25:29.000 I wonder, I mean, I'm sure your audience is like, I don't know what your audience is.

01:25:34.000 I think we've shed most of the COVID truthers by now.

01:25:37.000 Yeah, probably.

01:25:38.000 I don't think there's many.

01:25:39.000 They're all watching Joe Rogan in the hospital, CRT TV.

01:25:45.000 We shit on Joe Rogan and Andrew.

01:25:47.000 Joe Rogan's in the hospital, is he?

01:25:50.000 I don't think there's any.

01:25:50.000 Is he on CCTV in the hospital or is he perfectly healthy, fucking dorks?

01:25:54.000 Anyway, what a waste of time.

01:25:58.000 Hello, fellow dads.

01:26:00.000 I don't know if I'd call Ryan a dad.

01:26:02.000 Not yet.

01:26:04.000 I'm 23 years old, and I've been married for just over two months.

01:26:07.000 I'm a second-year med student in the Midwest, and my wife just started a research internship a few months ago at the university that I study at.

01:26:14.000 We were hoping to start trying for a kid in a month or two to line things up best with my clinical schedule this summer, but apparently we're both a bit more fertile than we realized.

01:26:24.000 I've been big on wanting to have kids for a while now, but it's kind of hitting me now that we are really young and don't know what we're doing.

01:26:30.000 I know that there probably would have been a time when we would have been more prepared.

01:26:33.000 Fuck that shit, dude.

01:26:35.000 How long have we been making babies for?

01:26:37.000 A quarter of a million years?

01:26:39.000 That's just Homo sapiens.

01:26:41.000 As far as like ape-like creatures that are similar to us, we've been doing this for like, what, a million years?

01:26:46.000 It figures itself out, okay?

01:26:48.000 If the baby's crying, there's only three possibilities.

01:26:53.000 She's hungry, she's tired, she has shit in her pants.

01:26:58.000 So you change your diaper.

01:27:01.000 That's that killed.

01:27:02.000 We're now down to two possibilities.

01:27:04.000 Give her some breast milk, depending how old she is, or maybe some baby food, whatever.

01:27:10.000 That's that done.

01:27:12.000 All you have now is, is she tired?

01:27:14.000 If she's tired, you hold her like this, you swaddle her nice and tight so she can't move.

01:27:18.000 She's like a little bean, and you go, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh.

01:27:26.000 It's a workout.

01:27:27.000 Just consider it working out.

01:27:29.000 And the reason the shh works is because it mimics the blood that they were hearing when they were in the womb.

01:27:34.000 You see, babies come out a trimester early because they have big heads.

01:27:38.000 A horse just comes out and walks away.

01:27:40.000 Baby comes out, it still needs another trimester.

01:27:43.000 So you put it back in the womb.

01:27:45.000 And the way you do that is you swaddle them super tight.

01:27:47.000 Get one of those swaddling cloth thingies, so it's a little bean, and you go, shh, shh, shh, shh.

01:27:54.000 I do it on the plane.

01:27:55.000 I could put any baby down on the plane.

01:27:57.000 Any baby.

01:27:57.000 You go by the bathrooms where there's some room.

01:27:59.000 Shh, shh, shh, she's out.

01:28:03.000 And if those three things don't work and she's still crying, go see the doctor.

01:28:08.000 It pays to be a hypochondriac at the beginning, not later on.

01:28:13.000 Three and four, they skin their knees, whatever, it's cute.

01:28:16.000 Put a band-aid on it.

01:28:17.000 But I think it pays to be a hyperchondriac at the beginning.

01:28:20.000 There's lots of great books out there.

01:28:22.000 There's that The Happiest Kid on the Block, The Happiest Baby on the Block.

01:28:26.000 Those are good books.

01:28:27.000 But you'll figure it out, dude.

01:28:30.000 It's fucking easy.

01:28:31.000 Are you rushing to write that down?

01:28:32.000 No.

01:28:33.000 No.

01:28:34.000 Why would you?

01:28:35.000 I've heard you say that.

01:28:38.000 I remember you saying that.

01:28:40.000 So don't overthink it, dude.

01:28:46.000 Some guy wants me to sell NFTs.

01:28:49.000 Although I got word from someone on the inside that he's a scam artist and he's going to try to rip me off.

01:29:00.000 Okay, last one.

01:29:02.000 Ryan's temperament.

01:29:05.000 Temperament.

01:29:10.000 Dear Gavin, I was happy to see you happy at Ryan's great achievement of placing CGI on top of faces.

01:29:17.000 Have you heard of the theory of the four temperaments?

01:29:21.000 This theory has been around for over 2,000 years.

01:29:24.000 It is still used in Catholic psychology.

01:29:27.000 One is either choleric, no, sorry.

01:29:31.000 One is either choleric, sanguine, melancholic, or phlegmatic.

01:29:38.000 These temperaments come with natural strengths and weaknesses and certain dispositions.

01:29:44.000 If you are choleric, oh, I am choleric, hot and dry.

01:29:48.000 Ryan is the exact opposite.

01:29:49.000 He's phlegmatic, cold and wet.

01:29:51.000 He does remind me of phlegm quite a bit.

01:29:55.000 Cholerics naturally have a greater erasable appetite than people in other temperaments.

01:30:02.000 Interesting.

01:30:03.000 Erasable appetite.

01:30:06.000 Yeah, meaning insatiable, I assume.

01:30:09.000 Really?

01:30:10.000 Huh.

01:30:11.000 Okay.

01:30:12.000 What, you don't know what the word erasable means?

01:30:14.000 It means insatiable.

01:30:15.000 I thought unerasable would be insatiable because you can't erase it.

01:30:20.000 No, it's not.

01:30:21.000 It's not, it's not spelled like that.

01:30:24.000 R-A-S-C.

01:30:26.000 Oh.

01:30:27.000 Oh, I'm wrong.

01:30:28.000 It means the opposite.

01:30:29.000 You could just stop your...

01:30:30.000 No, shut your mouth.

01:30:32.000 That's what it means?

01:30:32.000 You don't speak English.

01:30:33.000 You don't read books.

01:30:34.000 Don't talk to anyone about vocabulary ever again.

01:30:38.000 Having or showing a tendency to be easily angered.

01:30:42.000 Easily angered.

01:30:43.000 Me?

01:30:44.000 No, me.

01:30:46.000 Obviously, shithead.

01:30:48.000 The erasable appetite empowers us to tackle difficult tasks without being crushed in advance by the extent and difficulty of the problems involved.

01:30:57.000 Cholerics tend to be motivated by overcoming obstacles.

01:31:00.000 Obstacles have the opposite effect on people of phlegmatic temperament, like Ryan, who rely on interior positive motivation.

01:31:07.000 Ryan solving that little problem proves that he does desire to be a contributing part of the show.

01:31:12.000 For how each temperament overcomes an obstacle, we can use the analogy of coming to a wall.

01:31:18.000 The choleric takes a wrecking ball and smashes through.

01:31:22.000 Thank you.

01:31:23.000 The sanguine runs right or left until he hits the end of the wall and goes around.

01:31:27.000 The melancholic takes a hammer and chisel to the wall until he makes a hole big enough to fit through, usually just by the deadline.

01:31:35.000 And then, of course, the Ryan, the phlegmatic, sits at the bottom of the wall for a while until he throws up a grappling hook and pulls himself over.

01:31:43.000 You can read more about the temperaments at fisheaters.com.

01:31:48.000 Keep up the good work and God bless you, he says.

01:31:57.000 Okay, I think we're done here, folks.

01:32:02.000 Oh, one more.

01:32:02.000 Perpetual adolescence.

01:32:04.000 That's a good one to end on.

01:32:05.000 Ow!

01:32:06.000 I just cracked my pinky doodle dandy.

01:32:10.000 This is a grown man.

01:32:11.000 He looks to be about 38.

01:32:14.000 And he's doing TikTok videos.

01:32:16.000 It's Alex Caprio.

01:32:30.000 Is he supposed to be looking good?

01:32:34.000 He doesn't even look better.

01:32:36.000 He's got some cheap fucking Walmart shirt on, but I don't know.

01:32:41.000 His hair had a little more oomph at the beginning.

01:32:44.000 And he didn't even shave.

01:32:46.000 What?

01:32:47.000 How is that a wow moment?

01:32:53.000 All right, final video.

01:33:09.000 So this happened on Friday in New York City.

01:33:11.000 When I went to that Jack Murphy thing, by the way, OEV, it was in Jersey City, and I thought, Waze is saying the Lincoln Tunnel, but I want to watch censored.tv on my phone.

01:33:25.000 So I don't want to use up Waze on my phone.

01:33:27.000 So I'll just use my car's GPS.

01:33:29.000 It said the Lincoln Tunnel.

01:33:30.000 The Lincoln Tunnel is AIDS.

01:33:33.000 Never do it.

01:33:34.000 Holy shit, is it impossible to get onto?

01:33:36.000 I tried to go on the outside lane.

01:33:38.000 I thought I'll cheat and go back in, and I couldn't get back in.

01:33:41.000 So I had to loop around Soho and then come up straight at it and not getting good at it, if you will.

01:33:47.000 35 minutes to go three blocks.

01:33:51.000 I was sitting in my car going, this fucking sucks!

01:33:55.000 Screaming.

01:33:56.000 Anyway, at one point I had a horse and carriage by me, and I think it was this one.

01:34:01.000 Now, this was two days earlier.

01:34:03.000 So it's probably a different horse that I saw, but it had the same sort of get-up.

01:34:08.000 So it appears here that a car hit a horse.

01:34:11.000 Apparently, this was his first day as a horse and carriage horsey.

01:34:16.000 You know what's weird about these horses?

01:34:18.000 Have you ever seen where they keep them?

01:34:20.000 It's just off the West Side Highway in Hell's Kitchen, and it's in a townhouse apartment.

01:34:25.000 What?

01:34:26.000 Yeah, they've renovated it, so it's just floors.

01:34:29.000 But from the outside, it looks like any other apartment, you know, tenement five-floor walk-up.

01:34:34.000 But on the inside, it's just wood and boards and shit and dirt.

01:34:40.000 And they look out those windows.

01:34:45.000 But yeah, that's the horse knocked out.

01:34:54.000 People, of course, screaming because it's an animal.

01:34:56.000 If it's a human, they just walk by.

01:34:58.000 They don't give a shit.

01:34:59.000 Oh, he came to.

01:35:01.000 Now he wants to get up.

01:35:06.000 Struggling to get up with all the things on him.

01:35:15.000 I'm surprised he doesn't start kicking ass.

01:35:19.000 He's got a headache for sure.

01:35:29.000 Of course, the women have to get involved.

01:35:31.000 I'll handle this.

01:35:33.000 Stop.

01:35:38.000 Look at all these women handling everything.

01:35:44.000 Why would they need to stop?

01:35:45.000 I don't.

01:35:46.000 Stop getting involved.

01:35:47.000 Then she goes, get the car out of here.

01:35:49.000 So he's like, good, I want to get out of here.

01:35:51.000 I'm only getting shit for 10 years.

01:35:54.000 Look at her move.

01:36:15.000 That arm is actually working.

01:36:17.000 Yeah.

01:36:17.000 Interesting.

01:36:18.000 That's a good move.

01:36:20.000 I thought she was threatening to do like a Roman salute or something.

01:36:23.000 She's like, I'll do it.

01:36:24.000 I have a cockbang 45 degrees away.

01:36:28.000 Look at all that blood.

01:36:29.000 Oh, man.

01:36:30.000 That's the thing you never want to see.

01:36:31.000 Animals bleed.

01:36:33.000 Old people.

01:36:34.000 Animals bleed?

01:36:35.000 Dude, I drink animals' blood at Keene's Steakhouse every time I'm dumb.

01:36:39.000 You know what's funny?

01:36:40.000 That is not blood.

01:36:42.000 What is it?

01:36:43.000 I just saw this thing.

01:36:45.000 I'll look it up.

01:36:45.000 But that's...

01:36:46.000 It's not blood.

01:36:49.000 Blood in beef isn't blood.

01:36:52.000 It's some sort of like plasma or some gay science thing.

01:36:57.000 Some gay science thing.

01:36:58.000 Red juice on your plate isn't blood.

01:37:00.000 Let's not go to Huffington Post for that.

01:37:02.000 We'll go to steak school.

01:37:03.000 Myoglobin.

01:37:05.000 Isn't myoglobin part of blood?

01:37:08.000 That's right.

01:37:10.000 Even the rarer steaks are actually bloodless.

01:37:13.000 Instead, what you're looking at is a combination of water, which makes about 75% of meat, and a protein found in muscle tissue called myoglobin.

01:37:20.000 So it's a protein.

01:37:21.000 Hemoglobin, it sounds like.

01:37:23.000 It sounds like it's a problem.

01:37:24.000 Yes, that's the word again, but myoglobin isn't blood.

01:37:27.000 Its job is just to transport oxygen through The muscle.

01:37:30.000 It looks like blood on your plate because, like hemoglobin, the iron in myroglobin turns red when it's exposed to oxygen.

01:37:37.000 That's why muscle tissue is red.

01:37:39.000 Most mammals have plenty of myoglobin in their tissue, which is why the meat that comes from mammals is known as quote-unquote red meat.

01:37:47.000 Well, it's known as red meat because it's red.

01:37:48.000 It's fucking red.

01:37:50.000 And meat that comes from animals, blah, blah, blah anyway.

01:37:53.000 Fun little quick app.

01:37:55.000 We'll see you tomorrow.

01:37:57.000 I think I want to do a sit-down with Jackerdoodles.

01:38:02.000 But yeah, this is the cracker episode.

01:38:05.000 Cracker has become an accepted word because racial tension is growing in this country.

01:38:11.000 Racism is at an all-time low, but thanks to media hysteria, the fear of racism and calling people crackers and hating each other is at an all-time high in a strange way.

01:38:25.000 You know what I mean?

01:38:26.000 I guess the real truth of it is racism from whites is at an all-time low.

01:38:32.000 Racism towards whites is at an all-time high.

01:38:37.000 Thanks, media.

01:38:38.000 Thanks for your fucking compulsive lying.

01:38:40.000 It's ruining America.

01:38:43.000 On an upside, we are mad as hell and we're not going to take it anymore because we're sick of this shit.

01:38:50.000 And it's working in a small scale.

01:38:52.000 We're seeing this with teachers getting canceled for their radical leftist beliefs.

01:38:56.000 And we're going to start seeing this in politics and in media.

01:39:00.000 I mean, female magazines, female blogs, female websites are at an all-time woke peak and they are all going bankrupt.

01:39:09.000 So this self-destructive ethno-masochist plan to destroy America is in full effect, but that doesn't mean it's working and it certainly doesn't mean it's going to work.

01:39:20.000 So let's keep up the good fight, folks.

01:39:22.000 Remember what we say here on Get Off My Lawn: get fired, get in trouble, be brave, and never stop fighting.

01:39:47.000 I will tell you away.

01:39:49.000 I will tell you away.

Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - September 27, 2021

S04E34 - RISE OF THE CRACKER

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