Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - S04E36 - DID CHELSEA HANDLER STEAL JO KOY?

00:00:02.000 Get up, Mister Live from New York.

00:00:16.000 It's Get Off My Lawn with Gavin McGuinness.

00:00:21.000 Mr. Lolo, I heard it, yeah.

00:00:36.000 Would you believe I would take something with me and give it to the policeman?

00:00:42.000 I wouldn't do that.

00:00:45.000 I live my duty, I would say, sir.

00:00:48.000 I want to put the charge on me.

00:00:55.000 Give it to me one time.

00:00:58.000 Give it to me two times.

00:00:59.000 Dan, dang.

00:01:02.000 That was Toots and the Maytels.

00:01:04.000 We lost Toots last year.

00:01:07.000 Died of old age.

00:01:08.000 He was an old dude.

00:01:10.000 But that was a song from the 60s.

00:01:12.000 Those are reggae pioneers.

00:01:14.000 Maybe the first reggae band ever?

00:01:17.000 They kind of coined the term reggae.

00:01:20.000 Toots is up there with Bob Marley as one of the main guys ever.

00:01:24.000 And that song, of course, is his prison number when he was arrested for marijuana.

00:01:29.000 Went to jail for a couple years.

00:01:33.000 Goodbye, Toots.

00:01:35.000 It was fun.

00:01:37.000 I think they started in the early 60s.

00:01:40.000 Wow.

00:01:41.000 Is there a longer running band?

00:01:45.000 Early 60s till 2020?

00:01:48.000 The Stones were like the early 70s, I believe.

00:01:52.000 Maybe late 60s.

00:01:55.000 Does Bob Dylan count?

00:01:57.000 He's 60.

00:01:57.000 Bob Dylan!

00:01:59.000 When was his first song?

00:02:01.000 Oh!

00:02:03.000 You used to run around finding the town.

00:02:07.000 Oh, it was good to you.

00:02:09.000 Oh!

00:02:10.000 And then he started singing like this.

00:02:13.000 You used to laugh about all the ziz and zoos who were hanging out.

00:02:19.000 19 fucking 58, fuck.

00:02:21.000 Oh, fuck.

00:02:22.000 He's the winner, fuck.

00:02:23.000 We should do a tribute to fucking toots.

00:02:25.000 We should do toots for toots.

00:02:34.000 He's annoying.

00:02:37.000 I met his son.

00:02:38.000 He was a douche.

00:02:40.000 Jacob Dylan.

00:02:42.000 Was he a wallflower?

00:02:43.000 A real pro-immigration guy.

00:02:45.000 Oh, yeah, like we don't have any room.

00:02:48.000 Not really, dude.

00:02:50.000 It's not like they go to the desert when they arrive.

00:02:54.000 Do you like my shirt?

00:02:55.000 If you look closely, you see it's Dead Kennedy's logos.

00:02:59.000 That's exciting to you.

00:03:02.000 Welcome back to Get Off My Lawn.

00:03:04.000 Fun app for you today.

00:03:05.000 Oh, we got a green screen, Ryan.

00:03:09.000 I should have told you that.

00:03:11.000 You can see it in the notes.

00:03:13.000 I don't mind if it's a little sloppy when we get over there.

00:03:17.000 Why are you wearing a stupid gay sweater?

00:03:24.000 You're testing it?

00:03:25.000 It's for the season?

00:03:30.000 Yeah, I don't know about that.

00:03:32.000 I don't think you can pull off such things.

00:03:35.000 You're too short to wear a colorful cardigan.

00:03:39.000 You look like a kindergarten teacher.

00:03:44.000 Oh, I look like I really hurt you today.

00:03:48.000 Now the screen's gone black.

00:03:49.000 My screen's gone black.

00:03:51.000 Oh, now it's back.

00:03:54.000 We have a lot of celebrity gossip today.

00:03:59.000 I went on a hunt to prove that Chelsea Handler destroyed Joe Coy's marriage.

00:04:06.000 It didn't go well.

00:04:08.000 You see, real journalism is like science.

00:04:11.000 And you pursue a hypothesis until the data says no.

00:04:16.000 And then you go, I'm wrong.

00:04:18.000 But the way most journalists work today is they just crowbar in.

00:04:22.000 Proud boys are white supremacists.

00:04:25.000 What about the black guys?

00:04:26.000 It's multiracial white supremacy.

00:04:29.000 Larry Elder.

00:04:30.000 Republicans are racist.

00:04:31.000 What about Larry Elder?

00:04:32.000 He's the black face of white supremacy.

00:04:35.000 Mike!

00:04:37.000 That's how it works.

00:04:39.000 Come on, man.

00:04:40.000 You're wrong.

00:04:41.000 You have to.

00:04:42.000 Now, I still might be right, but the evidence that I got does not prove my hypothesis.

00:04:48.000 So I'm still out there in the middle of nowhere.

00:04:50.000 But before we get to all that, there's some new bald eagle drops that get sent to you.

00:04:57.000 I don't know if your email is just a black hole.

00:06:00.000 that when you say jargon to them they search for answers that's not the one I'm thinking of it's a black woman who's a lion that you got sent pull that up another bald eagle drop this must be it did you not see this before do you not check your email uh i do so how did you not see this i i don't know when did this come in a couple days ago oh the bird witches,

00:06:30.000 the bald eagle.

00:06:31.000 What are you talking about?

00:06:36.000 She got stupid fucking fake ears, little animal ears.

00:06:40.000 That's weird to have fake ears.

00:06:41.000 It looks so stupid, too, when they have their human ears and then their animal ears.

00:06:45.000 Is that for hearing different sounds?

00:06:47.000 That racism bumper is from Zach.

00:06:51.000 Let me see it.

00:06:52.000 We did show this.

00:06:54.000 So we have two.

00:06:56.000 Let me see.

00:06:56.000 This is one of them.

00:06:59.000 Better not start.

00:07:00.000 No, we've seen the one with the fucking black girl 9 billion times.

00:07:04.000 We just played it on...

00:07:05.000 Then there's this one.

00:07:06.000 The other show.

00:07:10.000 Sir, my master shampoo.

00:07:12.000 Black women are the backbone of our democracy.

00:07:15.000 You ain't white.

00:07:16.000 No, there's another one, dude.

00:07:19.000 There's another one.

00:07:20.000 Oh, maybe that's it.

00:07:21.000 Yeah, that's it.

00:07:23.000 You played this once.

00:07:25.000 Yeah, I remember that one.

00:07:27.000 And then show me the other bald eagles.

00:07:30.000 When you get an email that's relevant to the show, put it in a folder.

00:07:37.000 1, 1,000, 2, 1,000, 3, 1,000 4, 1,000, 5, 1,006, 1,007, 1000.

00:07:43.000 I have Colorful Homo, the Girl.

00:07:45.000 I have three.

00:07:46.000 I typed in Bald Eagle.

00:07:48.000 Well, why do you have to type in Bald Eagle?

00:07:50.000 What's in your inbox?

00:07:51.000 Is it all junk?

00:07:52.000 You're ruining the show right now.

00:07:55.000 I mean, you always say, like, we're getting, we have a ton since yesterday.

00:07:58.000 I mean, it's non-stop.

00:08:00.000 This wasn't sent to the mailbag, though.

00:08:01.000 This was sent to you.

00:08:03.000 Oh, well, yeah.

00:08:04.000 Oh, you should have said my, you mean my inbox.

00:08:09.000 Yeah.

00:08:11.000 Well, that's fucking annoying.

00:08:13.000 You should have an inbox that has all your fucking emails.

00:08:16.000 How does your mail work?

00:08:19.000 All your accounts, including the mailbag, should be amalgamated.

00:08:30.000 I'm just going to show you my email.

00:08:32.000 I'll blank this out.

00:08:34.000 Bald Eagle, all accounts.

00:08:39.000 Trans?

00:08:40.000 No, this should say, like, here's another one.

00:08:43.000 It doesn't have to say Bald Eagle.

00:08:45.000 This isn't a way to sort these.

00:08:47.000 Anyway, fuck you.

00:08:48.000 You're an idiot.

00:08:49.000 Another one.

00:08:51.000 No, I don't know if it's called another one.

00:08:52.000 You just should be familiar with your email.

00:08:54.000 If it's not junk, you should have read it.

00:08:58.000 There you go.

00:08:59.000 Where was that?

00:09:00.000 I don't know.

00:09:00.000 The first person that popped up to my head is Doja Cat.

00:09:03.000 The bird.

00:09:04.000 The bird which is the bald eagle.

00:09:07.000 So, I don't know.

00:09:08.000 Nikki, of course.

00:09:09.000 Then you already know.

00:09:12.000 So how'd you find that?

00:09:13.000 By typing another one.

00:09:16.000 But I don't understand why you haven't come across this before.

00:09:19.000 Do you not check all your email?

00:09:22.000 I try, but there's a lot of emails coming in at all times.

00:09:28.000 Like, no one's asking you to see every mailbag, but every email that goes to you, you have to see, you fucking loser.

00:09:37.000 Or else the company's not working correctly.

00:09:40.000 If people are sending in shit to you personally and you're just like, I didn't check my email that day, then you're not doing your job.

00:09:49.000 Like you come in here, while I'm preparing the show, you're sitting on your fucking ass.

00:09:53.000 What are you doing?

00:09:54.000 Like, what'd you do today?

00:09:56.000 I did exactly what you asked the other day.

00:09:57.000 I'm starting to get pissed off, actually.

00:09:58.000 But, I mean, I fucking, I'm doing these filters and shit.

00:10:01.000 You're telling me I need to check my personal email.

00:10:03.000 Just fuck off.

00:10:04.000 I don't care.

00:10:05.000 What?

00:10:06.000 Check your personal email?

00:10:08.000 No, it's not your business what goes into my email unless you send it to me.

00:10:12.000 No, it is my business to go.

00:10:14.000 Send it to Ryan at TV.

00:10:16.000 Send it to Ryan at censored.tv then.

00:10:19.000 Or the mailbag.

00:10:20.000 Why are you trying to contact me?

00:10:21.000 That animal we just saw, the lion, what was that sent to?

00:10:24.000 It was under another one.

00:10:26.000 No, no, no.

00:10:27.000 What was it addressed to?

00:10:29.000 The email address?

00:10:31.000 I think mailbag at censored, but it wasn't under bald eagle.

00:10:34.000 So from Leonardo.

00:10:34.000 No, no, no, no, no.

00:10:35.000 It wasn't sent to just mailbag.

00:10:37.000 It was sent to you, Ryan at censored.tv.

00:10:41.000 Yeah, I did not see that.

00:10:43.000 But I don't understand how.

00:10:44.000 How do you not see emails?

00:10:47.000 I have a thousand emails in there yesterday, yesterday, yesterday, September, September.

00:10:52.000 Yeah, every day I'm getting like a lot of people are sending me emails there.

00:10:55.000 How many?

00:10:57.000 Mostly just.

00:10:59.000 How many did you receive?

00:11:00.000 How many did Ryan at censored.tv receive today, for example?

00:11:05.000 I didn't see this one.

00:11:06.000 I don't think it's thousands.

00:11:07.000 I think it's seven.

00:11:09.000 It's a couple.

00:11:10.000 Two?

00:11:11.000 I was making face filters.

00:11:12.000 I made James O'Keefe.

00:11:13.000 I understand.

00:11:14.000 This email a long time ago.

00:11:18.000 You asked the other day that I. I understand.

00:11:19.000 You have to be able to handle all of these responsibilities, believe it or not.

00:11:23.000 Checking one's email and making face filters.

00:11:28.000 I understand.

00:11:29.000 So how many ryan at censored.tvs did you get today?

00:11:32.000 An amount that's not going to make you say, oh, wow, you're right.

00:11:35.000 Okay, well, tell us the amount.

00:11:37.000 You said thousands.

00:11:39.000 No, I'm talking about the mailbag.

00:11:40.000 But then this is before.

00:11:41.000 No one's disciplining you about the mailbag.

00:11:43.000 This is before you said your personal email.

00:11:47.000 No, no, no.

00:11:48.000 I said it's your responsibility to know what happens at ryan at censored.tv.

00:11:53.000 So how many did you get today?

00:11:55.000 Not many.

00:11:56.000 Please tell us the number.

00:11:58.000 Only you sent one.

00:11:59.000 One.

00:12:01.000 He didn't send that to my personal Ryan at Censor.

00:12:03.000 I'm looking through it.

00:12:04.000 It was days ago, you said, though, actually, right?

00:12:06.000 Yep.

00:12:08.000 Yeah, I go there for when Jacob sends me his shows, when Katie sends me a show.

00:12:12.000 What do you mean you go there when?

00:12:13.000 You missed a bunch of Katie's shows this summer.

00:12:17.000 You should go there every morning.

00:12:19.000 You check your email.

00:12:20.000 That's what everyone watching this show does when they get to work.

00:12:24.000 They sit down, they go through their inbox.

00:12:26.000 If they have a shitty spam account that's full of fucking Mets garbage, they don't necessarily check that.

00:12:32.000 No one's asking to check the mailbag.

00:12:34.000 That's literally 150 emails a day.

00:12:36.000 That takes up a whole day.

00:12:37.000 It's very tough.

00:12:38.000 No one's asking for that, obviously.

00:12:40.000 That would be a ridiculous thing.

00:12:41.000 I do actually check that one more than my personal one, which nobody from the show would bother me on.

00:12:48.000 It's like my personal show.

00:12:49.000 No one gives a fuck about your personal account.

00:12:51.000 Right.

00:12:52.000 That's what I'm saying.

00:12:53.000 So Ryan at censored.tv has to be checked fastidiously.

00:12:57.000 Two personal emails.

00:12:58.000 I don't care.

00:12:59.000 The fucking Ryan at censored one and the support at censored.tv.

00:13:04.000 It's like six emails.

00:13:05.000 So yeah, I didn't see the bald eagle one.

00:13:07.000 The personal ones are not relevant to this discussion.

00:13:10.000 So I have there's one that's relevant to this discussion.

00:13:13.000 That's Ryan at censored.tv.

00:13:15.000 Mailbag censored one.

00:13:16.000 No support.

00:13:17.000 No, no.

00:13:18.000 How many times do we have to go through this?

00:13:20.000 Mailbag is not your responsibility.

00:13:22.000 I've been told in the past that it was.

00:13:24.000 Absolutely.

00:13:25.000 Bullshit.

00:13:25.000 Yeah.

00:13:26.000 No one's asking you to read 150 emails a day, Ryan.

00:13:28.000 Be like, you didn't see that in the thing?

00:13:30.000 God, shut the fuck up.

00:13:32.000 No one is asking you to read 150 emails a day.

00:13:34.000 That's going to say find it.

00:13:36.000 But meanwhile, like, if somebody could remember, it's like, it's your job to look through the mailbag email.

00:13:41.000 It's our mailbag email.

00:13:43.000 I've never fucking said that.

00:13:44.000 I've never seen some bullshit.

00:13:47.000 Do you want it to be verbatim for it to be real?

00:13:51.000 How about just somebody, if they remember that, write in?

00:13:53.000 Because they wrote in about the COVID thing.

00:13:55.000 You forgot that I mentioned I had COVID and lost my smell.

00:13:57.000 And somebody's like, I remember that.

00:13:59.000 I remember that too.

00:14:00.000 I also remember that.

00:14:01.000 No, they didn't say that.

00:14:01.000 No, they would.

00:14:02.000 No, they didn't.

00:14:03.000 They said, Gavin says he can't remember COVID.

00:14:06.000 Ryan says he said he had COVID.

00:14:08.000 They didn't say, I remember that.

00:14:09.000 It was from this episode.

00:14:11.000 Okay, they didn't let you say that.

00:14:13.000 And here's the logical thing.

00:14:14.000 It's not logical for me to demand that you read every mailbag letter.

00:14:18.000 That's nuts.

00:14:19.000 I can't get through them all.

00:14:21.000 No one can.

00:14:23.000 So why would I ask you to do something that no one can do?

00:14:26.000 Not everyone, but.

00:14:28.000 What?

00:14:29.000 I said you should read some?

00:14:32.000 Anyway, we're wrapping up this idiotic discussion.

00:14:36.000 The short version is read your emails.

00:14:39.000 And when I say your emails, I mean one account, ryan at censored.tv.

00:14:44.000 Be responsible for everything that comes in there.

00:14:47.000 Because when I get an email and I go, oh, a new bumper, I go, I wonder if I should send this to Ryan.

00:14:52.000 And then I see that it includes Ryan at censored.tv and I go, I don't have to worry about it.

00:14:56.000 I don't want to have to worry about it.

00:15:00.000 Anyway, get on Getter.

00:15:04.000 Gavin underscore McInnes was a fake account that had 900 followers.

00:15:09.000 I should have just jumped to that one and killed mine.

00:15:11.000 I followed that one.

00:15:12.000 It only had 185.

00:15:14.000 Oh, good.

00:15:14.000 We're up to 328.

00:15:15.000 We're climbing.

00:15:17.000 So it's all one word.

00:15:18.000 My Twitter account was underscore McInnes because I'm almost a boomer, and I didn't think that I should just take the one word.

00:15:28.000 And that's me.

00:15:29.000 And I'll be trying it out for a couple months.

00:15:32.000 I'll put in a bunch and see what happens.

00:15:38.000 Last item before we get to our celebrity gossip, a shocking photograph of the insurrection just came out that justifies what the left has been screaming.

00:15:47.000 And it is terrifying.

00:15:49.000 Look at this.

00:15:54.000 We're getting there, just loading up.

00:15:57.000 Whoa.

00:15:58.000 Brutal.

00:15:59.000 I've not seen this picture yet.

00:16:00.000 Yeah.

00:16:01.000 They're slowly coming out now.

00:16:03.000 What people don't realize is a lot of these oath keepers came in from above.

00:16:08.000 They had a giant frisbee-like floating drone that descended on the White House.

00:16:15.000 Elhan Omar has PTSD.

00:16:18.000 So they're intergalactic oath keepers.

00:16:21.000 No, they're just very technologically savvy.

00:16:25.000 Okay, it's time for celebrity gossip.

00:16:26.000 Can you guys make us a bumper for celebrity gossip?

00:16:32.000 It'll go like, doodle doodle-a-doo, they're celebrities.

00:16:36.000 Didle-didle-a-dee, and we're gossiping.

00:16:39.000 A doodle-dee, doodle-doodle-a-dee, da-boom-bing-gunk.

00:16:45.000 Isn't that the entertainment tonight theme?

00:16:47.000 Similar.

00:16:48.000 It's identical.

00:16:50.000 Very similar.

00:16:53.000 New Sopranos tonight.

00:16:54.000 Oh, my God.

00:16:55.000 I'm excited but scared because it's a very difficult situation trying to do Tony Soprano, especially when the actor who played him was your dad.

00:17:08.000 And he invented a new kind of guy.

00:17:10.000 Like, who the fuck talks like Tony Soprano?

00:17:13.000 Nobody.

00:17:15.000 And he had a little squeaky voice.

00:17:17.000 And he was the scariest guy in the history of any mafia film or anything.

00:17:21.000 That's pretty good.

00:17:22.000 He doesn't even talk like Tony Soprano.

00:17:25.000 In interviews?

00:17:26.000 Yeah.

00:17:26.000 Sounds like a dude.

00:17:27.000 It's similar.

00:17:28.000 Yeah.

00:17:29.000 But it's not as squeaky.

00:17:33.000 I never was a fan of Silvio.

00:17:35.000 I hated his fucking dumb frown face.

00:17:39.000 And I would talk to Italians about it.

00:17:40.000 And they go, dude, I grew up in Jersey with Italians.

00:17:43.000 They have that face.

00:17:44.000 I go, not that much.

00:17:45.000 Not, I'm sad.

00:17:48.000 Hmm.

00:17:50.000 It was ridiculous.

00:17:51.000 And apparently, according to Steven Van Zandt, the guy who makes love like a pool boy, he was supposed to be Tony Soprano, but he didn't have enough experience.

00:18:03.000 Thank God we did not have him as Tony Soprano.

00:18:07.000 Yeah, he said, I don't want to take an actor's job.

00:18:09.000 He's like, because my wife's an actor, so I don't want to take an actor's job.

00:18:13.000 And he's like, so they wrote a pardon for him.

00:18:17.000 He sucked.

00:18:18.000 And you know, I like him as a character, but if you try to look past his act, if you look into his acting, it's not great.

00:18:24.000 But he actually wrote a treatment for his character.

00:18:27.000 He had like this idea kicking around.

00:18:29.000 He was like this retired hitman.

00:18:31.000 And so he based it on that character before he knew his Sopranos.

00:18:36.000 Oh.

00:18:36.000 But he wasn't retired in the show.

00:18:38.000 Look at his weird bandana.

00:18:41.000 Men who are bald and the lies they tell.

00:18:43.000 Tim Poole, The Edge, Steve Van Zant.

00:18:47.000 Do you think we were born an hour ago?

00:18:50.000 What are you doing?

00:18:51.000 You look like a 17-year-old girl with cancer who has fake eyebrows.

00:18:57.000 Anyway, I'm very worried about this boy.

00:19:00.000 I'm going to see it tonight.

00:19:02.000 Me too.

00:19:03.000 So this is the Silvio.

00:19:05.000 And here's what sucks is that you don't like his face over acting.

00:19:09.000 And the kid who plays the younger Silvio is kind of just doing an impression of him.

00:19:14.000 Silvio Dante is a great one because John Megaro just nailed it right out of the gate.

00:19:17.000 Truck's not going to unload itself.

00:19:21.000 Isn't that too much?

00:19:22.000 That's too much.

00:19:23.000 Isn't that just way too much?

00:19:24.000 That's too on the notes.

00:19:25.000 It's not going to unload itself.

00:19:27.000 Yeah, that's not going to work.

00:19:28.000 And we saw his son In some other show, like Boardwalk, not Boardwalk Empire, but like that horrible show that was big in the early aughts, the HBO show about the kids that Matt Damon's brother was in.

00:19:45.000 I forget what it was called, but he sucked balls in it.

00:19:50.000 So this could be a fucking catastrophe.

00:19:53.000 Anyway, so that's gossip.

00:19:56.000 I was listening to Stern because I'm an asshole and I'm all caught up with Censored.tv.

00:20:02.000 So I had some, I didn't have anything to listen to on my phone, so I tuned into Stern.

00:20:06.000 He's interviewing Mick Jagger, which is exactly as boring as you'd think it would be, until he starts getting to some old stories.

00:20:15.000 Like Keith Moon busted into his hotel room just as Batman.

00:20:18.000 Oh, we have the security coming today, by the way.

00:20:21.000 Here we go.

00:20:23.000 Hello?

00:20:28.000 Okay.

00:20:31.000 Okay, when are you going to be here?

00:20:35.000 Okay, cool.

00:20:36.000 Thanks.

00:20:43.000 Yeah, we'll have to pause the show while he comes.

00:20:48.000 Now I forgot what I was talking about.

00:20:51.000 Mick Jagger.

00:20:52.000 Oh, yeah.

00:20:52.000 And Keith Moon broke into Mick Jagger's apartment.

00:20:56.000 I mean, sorry, hotel room just as Batman.

00:20:58.000 And I realized while he was telling the story, Keith Moon was just...

00:21:02.000 Arthur was Dudley Moore and Arthur.

00:21:05.000 It was the same exact guy.

00:21:07.000 They even looked the same.

00:21:09.000 I wonder if Arthur was based on Keith Moon.

00:21:12.000 The man was a, even like lunatic partying rock stars from back in the day say that guy was absolutely fucking nuts.

00:21:22.000 Anyway, Stern's talking about the stones and he's just kissing Mick Jagger's ass.

00:21:26.000 That's all he does these days.

00:21:27.000 And it's, it's, you could write the interview.

00:21:30.000 Go make up an interview with Stern and Mick Jagger, and that's what it is.

00:21:34.000 You do you exercise, blah, blah.

00:21:36.000 Of course, he has to throw in the resentment thing.

00:21:38.000 Do you resent that you have to do all this training and they don't?

00:21:42.000 He always has this like Jew therapy thing where he has to inject some sort of resentment and bitterness and jealousy.

00:21:50.000 Yeah, I'm sure that Mick Jagger is really jealous of fucking Ron, what's his name?

00:22:00.000 Ronnie Wood.

00:22:01.000 Ronnie Wood, okay.

00:22:04.000 Anyway, he said something that really pissed me off.

00:22:06.000 He said, and seeing the stones, I mean, it's a religious experience.

00:22:10.000 It's like going to church, except you actually feel something.

00:22:18.000 You fucking arrogant atheist cunt.

00:22:22.000 Fuck you.

00:22:24.000 Wouldn't it be awesome if Mick Jagger said, oh, sorry, what was that?

00:22:28.000 No, no, I'm just saying, like, it's like church me actually.

00:22:30.000 Yeah, I don't get why you're saying that people who go to church don't feel anything.

00:22:36.000 Have you been to Latin Mass?

00:22:38.000 I mean, have you ever been to church?

00:22:40.000 You don't feel anything at church?

00:22:41.000 You don't feel...

00:22:42.000 I think a lot of people, I mean, I understand if you're not Christian, but a lot of Christians find going to church an intense experience.

00:22:51.000 It's a very spiritual experience.

00:22:53.000 I'm sure some are bored, especially kids, especially people like you, Jews.

00:22:58.000 But it's life-changing.

00:23:05.000 That's why people go.

00:23:07.000 You fucking loser.

00:23:08.000 God, that would have been great if you just...

00:23:10.000 And then he just, you know what?

00:23:12.000 Fuck this interview.

00:23:12.000 I'm sick of people crapping on Christians all the time.

00:23:15.000 We're done here.

00:23:17.000 And then walked out.

00:23:18.000 Oh my God, I have a boner right now.

00:23:25.000 Also, in journalism, before we get to my Joe Coy thing, my last piece here, one of my pet peeves is people shitting on Pierce Brosnan's wife.

00:23:36.000 Aha ha.

00:23:37.000 She's a fat, ugly pig now.

00:23:39.000 She used to be hot.

00:23:41.000 You're going back like 20, 30 years.

00:23:44.000 Women look different over time.

00:23:46.000 They tend to get a little plumper as they get older.

00:23:50.000 And men develop tits.

00:23:54.000 We go bald.

00:23:56.000 And these two are madly in love.

00:24:00.000 You fucking losers.

00:24:02.000 Yes, a supermodel from 1990 might not look like a supermodel today, 20 years later, when she's in her, whatever she's in, 40s, 50s.

00:24:14.000 Sorry, she put on some weight, you dunces.

00:24:17.000 And everyone's like, whoa, what happened?

00:24:19.000 Why is he staying with her?

00:24:21.000 Yeah, why wouldn't Pierce just start going out with some 20-year-old that he has nothing in common with and he can't talk to?

00:24:29.000 Why would he stick around with someone that he's formed this bond with?

00:24:32.000 I don't know if they have kids or not.

00:24:33.000 I assume they do.

00:24:34.000 Look at this thread, though.

00:24:38.000 It's all people juxtaposing.

00:24:41.000 No.

00:24:44.000 The thread.

00:24:48.000 There we go.

00:24:49.000 She looks pretty fucking good to me.

00:24:51.000 He's probably 65.

00:24:54.000 She's probably 50.

00:24:56.000 Yes, she was slimmer when she was 30.

00:25:01.000 What a dumb thing to talk about.

00:25:04.000 Oh, she's had five children.

00:25:05.000 Pierce Brosnan threatens to divorce his wife if she goes and gets liposuction.

00:25:09.000 He loves every curve of her body after having five children.

00:25:12.000 Damn, that's awesome.

00:25:14.000 He's like Johnny Sachs from Sopranos.

00:25:17.000 But his wife was a fat fucking pig.

00:25:19.000 This woman's normal shaped.

00:25:22.000 She's not like got that weird gunt that's hanging over the front of her.

00:25:26.000 She's just got more cushion for the pushing.

00:25:30.000 What's that picture at the bottom?

00:25:34.000 That's stupid.

00:25:37.000 Cute hands.

00:25:39.000 Okay, folks.

00:25:40.000 This is it.

00:25:41.000 This is the scoop you've all been waiting for.

00:25:44.000 Joe Coy and Chelsea Handler.

00:25:48.000 Prepare for the deep.

00:25:51.000 That's another bumper we need.

00:25:53.000 The deep dive.

00:26:01.000 Oh, I'm on all those apps.

00:26:04.000 Be at your dinner table or have dinner.

00:26:05.000 A celebrity couple?

00:26:07.000 Dax Shepard and Kristen Ballard.

00:26:09.000 They're a great couple.

00:26:10.000 They're always cool.

00:26:11.000 Did I include this?

00:26:13.000 This is an asinine interview where she says to Chelsea Handler, What's your favorite couple?

00:26:19.000 And then Chelsea Handler says, Dax Shepard and that other chick.

00:26:22.000 And then the interviewer goes, What about A-Rod and J-Lo?

00:26:28.000 What?

00:26:28.000 Chelsea is like everyone in Hollywood's unfiltered BFF.

00:26:32.000 Her squad includes Jen Aniston, recently single, Sandra Books, probably single, single adopted, single.

00:26:41.000 They broke up.

00:26:41.000 This is old.

00:26:43.000 Anyway, so that's just background garbage.

00:26:46.000 So here was my hypothesis.

00:26:48.000 Joe Coi is in a loving relationship with Amy Angie King.

00:26:54.000 They have a kid together.

00:26:55.000 They started dating in the early 2000s.

00:26:58.000 Then around 2003, they are married and they have a baby.

00:27:03.000 2005, divorced.

00:27:06.000 Who gets divorced with a two-year-old?

00:27:08.000 And then I went, I bet it was that cunt, Chelsea Handler, who keeps talking about how you don't need a man.

00:27:14.000 And I love being single.

00:27:17.000 I'm so glad I don't have kids.

00:27:18.000 I'm going to stay single forever.

00:27:20.000 I love it.

00:27:21.000 And then every time you see her on Instagram, she's either with a gay assistant, in other words, a paid friend, or nobody.

00:27:31.000 And then Joe Coy was on the Chelsea Handler show for many years.

00:27:37.000 And now she's dating Joe Coi.

00:27:40.000 And poor Angie King is single and alone.

00:27:45.000 And the saddest part about all this is Joe Coi and Angie King kept a relationship together.

00:27:51.000 And they were even living together during the pandemic and shooting Filipino sketches together where they mocked Filipino soap operas.

00:28:00.000 So this is what I don't get about the Koys.

00:28:04.000 If you're friends with your ex-wife, you can live with her, then she's your buddy.

00:28:10.000 Your buddy has a pussy hole that's the exact shape of your penis.

00:28:14.000 Fuck your buddy.

00:28:16.000 I would fuck Ryan every day if he had a pussy.

00:28:18.000 Yep.

00:28:19.000 You tell me that literally every day.

00:28:21.000 But he doesn't have one.

00:28:23.000 So why the fuck?

00:28:25.000 And then I thought, oh, I know why.

00:28:27.000 Because he cheated on her with Chelsea, and she's very particular about that kind of thing.

00:28:35.000 And she's like, you're dead to me.

00:28:37.000 I want you to be around, but that is a crazy deal breaker for me.

00:28:40.000 But then you wouldn't live with him and shoot sketches with him.

00:28:44.000 So here's the problem with my theory.

00:28:46.000 And I want you, baby mantas, to help me because I want it to be true.

00:28:50.000 Because I love exposing hypocrisy.

00:28:54.000 The problem is the dates.

00:28:57.000 So I told you that they were married in the 2000s, baby 2003.

00:29:03.000 The baby's 18 now.

00:29:05.000 They make sketches together.

00:29:07.000 Problem is, this is the number one problem with my theory.

00:29:11.000 And I know you're coming here for the news.

00:29:13.000 I should just scrap this whole piece because I got it wrong.

00:29:16.000 But I want to show you what real journalists do.

00:29:20.000 And that is admit that they're wrong.

00:29:23.000 Or at least go, these numbers are not adding up.

00:29:26.000 So 2005, they were divorced.

00:29:29.000 Chelsea Lately, they didn't start till 2007.

00:29:34.000 So were they fucking in 2005?

00:29:36.000 Well, no, because Chelsea Lately was dating the living color guy, David Allen Greer, in 2005.

00:29:45.000 And then she moved on to E-Entertainment bigwig Ted Harbert and coincidentally got a show on E right after she started blowing the head of the company.

00:29:56.000 Giving head to the head of the company.

00:29:58.000 And she split with Greer in 06.

00:30:03.000 So we're not doing great with this theory.

00:30:07.000 But I feel it in my bones.

00:30:08.000 And I had a baby monster send in some pictures of her.

00:30:13.000 So maybe they fucked around a little bit in 2005 as friends.

00:30:19.000 And then 2007, they fucked a lot.

00:30:23.000 Because she's a whore.

00:30:26.000 And then it looked like...

00:30:28.000 Here's a new theory I just made up.

00:30:30.000 Ugh.

00:30:30.000 She's so gross and old.

00:30:35.000 Then when, oh, I think I got it.

00:30:40.000 Joe Coy was falling back in love with his ex-wife, Angie King, and that pissed off Chelsea.

00:30:47.000 So while she put on a public face saying, I love being single, go to 2-0.

00:30:54.000 She was secretly...

00:30:55.000 Is that 2-0?

00:30:57.000 Wait.

00:30:59.000 No, here we go.

00:31:00.000 That's 2-0?

00:31:01.000 No, this is 2-0.

00:31:03.000 Okay.

00:31:04.000 I have never felt more confident and secure in my life decision-making skills in remaining childless and alone than I have during this pandemic.

00:31:14.000 I don't mean to toot my own horn, but beep beep.

00:31:19.000 Women are agreeable.

00:31:21.000 So when you look up something like, are single woman content?

00:31:25.000 You're going to find yes a lot.

00:31:28.000 When you look up, are married women content?

00:31:30.000 You're going to find yes a lot.

00:31:32.000 They tend to look, the glass is half full with all of them.

00:31:35.000 So it's very hard to gauge a woman's joy.

00:31:38.000 But that was a month ago.

00:31:40.000 Minutes later, the Instagram announced that they were together.

00:31:46.000 Now, go to 1.9.

00:31:52.000 So this is the sketch.

00:31:54.000 No, no, sorry.

00:31:55.000 This is Chelsea and him making sketches.

00:31:57.000 This is like an hour after she said, I love being single and not having kids.

00:32:03.000 Really?

00:32:03.000 Then why are you dating a married man who has a kid or a divorced man who has a kid?

00:32:08.000 This is just a dumb sketch where he surprises her and she pretends she didn't know he was coming and she's mad.

00:32:14.000 I'm going to surprise her.

00:32:17.000 I used to pray for her to go on long trips, but now I kind of miss her.

00:32:22.000 Oh wow, Bernice.

00:32:24.000 Oh shit, it looks like she's meditating.

00:32:31.000 Hey girl, hey, long time no see.

00:32:35.000 Ben!

00:32:36.000 What is it look like I'm fucking doing?

00:32:38.000 Who interrupts somebody during a meditation?

00:32:39.000 Oh, I'm so sorry I interrupted you.

00:32:41.000 This is when we're supposed to fucking work out.

00:32:45.000 Great to see you too.

00:32:47.000 Happy Easter.

00:32:48.000 Happy Easter.

00:32:51.000 Again, four weeks ago.

00:32:53.000 Now, look at how lovely this couple is.

00:32:56.000 Go back to 1.5.

00:32:58.000 Perfect for each other.

00:33:00.000 Same background.

00:33:01.000 She's stunning and young and dynamic.

00:33:04.000 And this is them doing a Pilipina soap opera.

00:33:11.000 Her hair's a little long.

00:33:18.000 What is this?

00:33:19.000 A dogoyan.

00:33:21.000 Manokboyan.

00:33:38.000 Vegetarian.

00:33:39.000 Vegetarian?

00:33:40.000 Adorbo?

00:33:42.000 That's disgusting.

00:33:49.000 Anyway, it's not funny to us, but I'm sure Pilipinos are laughing their heads off.

00:33:53.000 But this is like August.

00:33:56.000 So they're getting along great.

00:33:59.000 And then Chelsea Handler, the liar who pretends she loves being single, and encourages women.

00:34:04.000 This is my whole beef.

00:34:05.000 I know it sounds pathetic that I'm sitting here lurking over a bunch of geriatrics relationships.

00:34:12.000 But what pisses me off is Chelsea Handler encouraged other women not to settle down.

00:34:17.000 I remember seeing a commercial on Netflix or a Netflix commercial for her show, Chelsea, lately, where she said, I love not being married.

00:34:25.000 It's the best.

00:34:26.000 I can order Thai, I can order Somalian, I can order Mexican, which pissed me off when it came out because I thought, if my wife said, hey, can we order Thai tonight?

00:34:36.000 I'd go, what?

00:34:37.000 Yeah.

00:34:39.000 I'm going to go, no.

00:34:41.000 No Thai for you, bitch.

00:34:44.000 You make lasagna tonight.

00:34:46.000 So just like Sex in the City, she has been a major influence on young women, destroying their lives by telling them they don't need anyone.

00:34:56.000 And now here she is taking what could have been a renewed love of Joe Coi and Amy King with their 18-year-old son.

00:35:06.000 And she's like, no, I want that.

00:35:07.000 Mine, mine.

00:35:09.000 Anyway, stupid scoop.

00:35:11.000 I have no evidence.

00:35:12.000 I don't...

00:35:14.000 I mean, I never liked his comedy, but I didn't.

00:35:16.000 He kind of did...

00:35:17.000 That's his fault that he left his lady and went with his chip.

00:35:21.000 But like from his stand-up, I never respected his standard.

00:35:23.000 It's always mom stuff.

00:35:24.000 He's always doing a Chinese mom stuff.

00:35:26.000 Filipino.

00:35:27.000 Yeah, the ethnic shit, like Margaret Cho's trademark.

00:35:31.000 I mean, I do it with my Scottish dad, but I'm not a professional stand-up comedian.

00:35:36.000 But yeah, what's he doing now?

00:35:37.000 Let's hear that.

00:35:39.000 Mom, do you know where your keys are?

00:35:41.000 Of course, I'm in the dollar.

00:35:45.000 As an Asian guy, my dad always said he's like, Ray, you're going to get into comedy.

00:35:49.000 Don't make fun of like your parents with like Asian accents.

00:35:52.000 Really hack.

00:35:54.000 So I'm glad he instilled that onto me.

00:35:57.000 Because I would never do that.

00:36:02.000 Anyway, that's enough of that.

00:36:04.000 So maybe you guys can do some better sleuthing.

00:36:06.000 But I just, my gut says that him and his ex-wife had a chance together to rebuild their family.

00:36:14.000 And Miss I Love Being Single got in there and sabotaged it.

00:36:19.000 And of course, he's going to get bored of her in an afternoon and they're going to be broken up.

00:36:22.000 And still that boy will have, won't have a real family.

00:36:26.000 He actually does.

00:36:27.000 Yeah, I don't mean to take away from any of his culpability here.

00:36:30.000 He's a shitstain too.

00:36:32.000 He has gone on a million talk shows talking about how great divorce can be and how he learned a lot about divorce from his parents.

00:36:38.000 What?

00:36:39.000 Like all of these fucking celebrities using their influence to sabotage people's lives while they're trying to make themselves feel better about their shitty life.

00:36:47.000 That's what pisses me off.

00:36:52.000 Look how great she is.

00:36:56.000 She's dating some Hispanic dude.

00:36:59.000 I don't know.

00:37:00.000 Okay.

00:37:01.000 New topic.

00:37:03.000 Celebs who are pro and anti-vax.

00:37:06.000 Let me guess.

00:37:07.000 All the black ones are anti-vax, all the white ones are pro.

00:37:12.000 Let's click on it.

00:37:14.000 I wish there was a way.

00:37:15.000 Can you show me these without showing me who they are?

00:37:20.000 No, click on the salon article.

00:37:24.000 Oh, no, that's a different time.

00:37:26.000 It's time to start firing unvaccinated people.

00:37:28.000 Trump fans are overdue for a lesson in consequences.

00:37:31.000 Yeah, this is a common myth going around now that the problem with anti-vaxing is MAGA.

00:37:38.000 And while there's a lot of MAGA dudes who are against it, if you want to look at a city like New York, you're going to find the anti-vaxxers are black.

00:37:46.000 Wait, what did you click on?

00:37:48.000 You should be doing 2-3.

00:37:51.000 Where the fuck are you?

00:37:53.000 Oh.

00:37:54.000 You jumped to 24.

00:37:56.000 Okay, I wish there was a way you could show me these without showing me who it is.

00:38:01.000 Let's see.

00:38:03.000 Show me the celebrity and then we'll guess.

00:38:05.000 Folks at home, you guess too.

00:38:07.000 So show the celebrity and see if they're vaxxed.

00:38:09.000 Just like crop out the part where it says, Ryan Reynolds definitely has the vax.

00:38:14.000 Correct.

00:38:15.000 Okay, that was easy.

00:38:18.000 Okay.

00:38:20.000 Now, okay, this is a little tricky.

00:38:22.000 Okay.

00:38:23.000 Here we go.

00:38:24.000 This fucking guy.

00:38:25.000 Who's that?

00:38:26.000 Let's see.

00:38:27.000 That's Ryan Reynolds.

00:38:28.000 Yeah, okay, that's it.

00:38:30.000 All right.

00:38:30.000 You're good at your job.

00:38:31.000 And then this is his wife.

00:38:32.000 That's his wife, Blake Lively?

00:38:34.000 Well, obviously she's going to get it if he gets it.

00:38:36.000 You sure?

00:38:36.000 What's he going to say?

00:38:37.000 No?

00:38:38.000 You're sure.

00:38:38.000 Doy.

00:38:39.000 I mean, those people are anyone's dog for a bone.

00:38:42.000 They're not political.

00:38:44.000 They would be pro.

00:38:46.000 They're probably pro the murder of white farmers, if that's politically correct.

00:38:52.000 And they're sort of like John Cena and all these sports stars that kiss China's ass because it's money.

00:38:58.000 Like, they don't care.

00:39:02.000 Oh, now this guy's one of us, Rob Schneider.

00:39:06.000 Wait, he died?

00:39:07.000 No.

00:39:08.000 wow.

00:39:08.000 No, that is creepy, though.

00:39:10.000 Died.

00:39:11.000 Wait, did they fucking.

00:39:14.000 Weird.

00:39:15.000 He didn't get it.

00:39:17.000 It literally just says died.

00:39:19.000 Yeah.

00:39:20.000 Rob Schneider seems to be refusing the vaccine and posting misinformation about it.

00:39:25.000 So dead.

00:39:26.000 This is a threat.

00:39:27.000 Yeah, that is weird.

00:39:31.000 Posting misinformation.

00:39:32.000 So this article is so pro vaccine.

00:39:38.000 Now, scroll up a bit.

00:39:39.000 I think I know who this journalist is.

00:39:43.000 Yeah, Morgan Sloss.

00:39:44.000 Sloss is a Jewish name.

00:39:46.000 She's got her hair straightened in the photograph, but that's not what she looks like.

00:39:51.000 And she does stuff, like BuzzFeed is already a ridiculous cat blog, but she even does ridiculous articles for them.

00:39:58.000 And it's stuff like, I tried a popcorn salad and it's gross.

00:40:03.000 Or Drake.

00:40:05.000 Whoa.

00:40:06.000 Put on some makeup, lady.

00:40:09.000 Jewish people, their moms tell them they're gorgeous and their grandmothers say you're wonderful so often that their confidence is too high.

00:40:17.000 And they post pictures like this.

00:40:18.000 Looks like Megan Wolfe dressing like Patty Smith for Halloween.

00:40:22.000 Michelle Wolf?

00:40:23.000 Yeah.

00:40:25.000 Another article she did was Drake served mac and cheese and it had raisins in it, so I tried it.

00:40:31.000 And you're like, okay, so let me get this straight.

00:40:32.000 You're really into gossip, celebrities, and funny recipes.

00:40:39.000 You know, like a mom.

00:40:41.000 You know, like a mom.

00:40:45.000 She should be making these silly meals for her kids, going, what do you think?

00:40:48.000 Popcorn salad?

00:40:49.000 Ew, gross, mom.

00:40:50.000 We hate it.

00:40:51.000 But instead, she's doing it for thousands of strangers.

00:40:56.000 You see the thread here?

00:40:59.000 These anti-family people that shit on us for getting married and having kids don't have any better options.

00:41:06.000 And they're actually secretly envious of us.

00:41:08.000 And what do they do with their spare time?

00:41:10.000 They mimic our lifestyles.

00:41:12.000 Look, I made mac and cheese, but not for kids, for you.

00:41:15.000 Because I'm an independent woman who didn't fall for the bullshit.

00:41:20.000 I got my own career now being what?

00:41:23.000 A stranger's mommy.

00:41:25.000 Okay, anyway, go back to the article.

00:41:27.000 I like this game.

00:41:28.000 I think I'm perfect now.

00:41:30.000 So far, yes.

00:41:31.000 I've got three right.

00:41:34.000 Yes, obviously.

00:41:35.000 Martha Stewart.

00:41:37.000 Yep.

00:41:37.000 Next.

00:41:40.000 That's four right.

00:41:41.000 Now, this is a tricky one.

00:41:44.000 Britney Spears, yes.

00:41:45.000 Yes.

00:41:46.000 She can't afford to look crazy right now because, well, back when they were doing this, she probably didn't.

00:41:52.000 She was still under her conservatorship, which one of our baby monsters is really mad at me about.

00:41:58.000 I forget her name, Ari McCurdy.

00:42:00.000 She's calling me a fucking idiot and a shithead for not, for thinking Britney's crazy.

00:42:05.000 I mean, I have to muster up a lot of care before we even talk about Britney Spears and her conservatorship.

00:42:14.000 But she's free now from her dad.

00:42:16.000 And the first thing she did with her nude-found freedom was post nudes of herself.

00:42:21.000 You got any of those, Ryan?

00:42:22.000 You're a millennial.

00:42:24.000 Every time I see a picture of these nudes, we see a black bar over the Tizzets.

00:42:30.000 I think she looks so fucking good these days.

00:42:33.000 She is aged beautifully.

00:42:35.000 I love these laugh lines she has now.

00:42:38.000 Her neck still looks great.

00:42:40.000 I love her cankles even.

00:42:42.000 I've never seen her tits, but I bet they have the perfect amount of sag.

00:42:49.000 Oh.

00:42:50.000 Not safe for work.

00:42:51.000 Whoa!

00:42:54.000 Sorry, not safe for work.

00:42:55.000 Whoa.

00:42:58.000 We are having some ass problems, folks.

00:43:02.000 That is a bent croissant.

00:43:06.000 That is the edge of a panini bun.

00:43:09.000 That is a French croissant, and I am not a Frenchman.

00:43:12.000 I'm not a Parisian.

00:43:14.000 It's not breakfast time.

00:43:15.000 I like everything on the left.

00:43:16.000 I like her tits.

00:43:18.000 I don't even mind that they're so far apart.

00:43:20.000 I hope they're not fake.

00:43:22.000 There does seem to be a little bit of fakeness to that right one, right?

00:43:26.000 But that ass is problematic.

00:43:31.000 Where'd they get those pictures?

00:43:33.000 I think they, like, snuck it, which doesn't seem legal.

00:43:37.000 Yeah, that's a much better butt.

00:43:38.000 Because this is fake.

00:43:39.000 And then the photo.

00:43:41.000 They photoshopped.

00:43:42.000 Oh, I see.

00:43:44.000 But no, it's a fresh picture.

00:43:46.000 It was like from yesterday.

00:43:47.000 She goes, I'm free, and she's on some holiday, and she's flashing her jugs.

00:43:55.000 That butt was a concern.

00:44:00.000 That was a concern.

00:44:03.000 You don't have it?

00:44:04.000 Fresh pick?

00:44:05.000 Do we have to get back to our game?

00:44:08.000 We might.

00:44:11.000 No?

00:44:12.000 No luck?

00:44:12.000 Let's see.

00:44:13.000 Britney Spears nude.

00:44:14.000 It's a profile.

00:44:15.000 She's like this.

00:44:16.000 Her tits are out.

00:44:17.000 I mean, if you just look up the article, Brittany Celebrates Pose's Nude, you'll see the picture I'm looking for, but it'll probably be blacked out.

00:44:26.000 Ooh, Reddit.

00:44:28.000 Have to be over 18.

00:44:29.000 Okay.

00:44:30.000 That's a good sign.

00:44:34.000 Okay, but no.

00:44:37.000 That was yummy.

00:44:39.000 She's a yummy mummy.

00:44:44.000 I'll keep looking, but no.

00:44:46.000 Okay, so let's get back to the game.

00:44:48.000 Maybe when I'm off on a rant.

00:44:50.000 M.I.A. M-I-A.

00:44:54.000 I'm going to go with no.

00:44:58.000 Holy shit, I'm good.

00:45:00.000 That's another yes.

00:45:04.000 Posted some disturbing anti-vaccine statements on Twitter in 2020.

00:45:09.000 Go back.

00:45:09.000 What are the disturbing statements?

00:45:11.000 I bet it's just question it.

00:45:12.000 Maybe you might not want to get it.

00:45:14.000 Don't do it if it's not your thing.

00:45:17.000 Go back.

00:45:18.000 It didn't show it, but I could look it up.

00:45:20.000 They probably don't even want to give it a platform.

00:45:22.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:45:23.000 I love that.

00:45:24.000 Don't give it a platform.

00:45:26.000 So that's just it.

00:45:28.000 This is a real tough article to write.

00:45:30.000 It's just multiple headlines.

00:45:33.000 Okay, I promise I didn't see what number seven was, but pull it up.

00:45:38.000 Okay, I'm six for six.

00:45:43.000 Those two, definitely.

00:45:46.000 Yep.

00:45:47.000 Yep.

00:45:48.000 I'm counting that as two.

00:45:50.000 This would have been good for a call-in show.

00:45:55.000 Obviously, yes.

00:45:56.000 She has no brain.

00:45:57.000 And she's another one of these bitches that I don't like that totes the death of the family.

00:46:04.000 She's a single mom.

00:46:06.000 She had a kid.

00:46:07.000 We don't know what's going on with her baby daddy, but I think she just treated him like a sperm donor.

00:46:12.000 She had a kid, and you go, oh, well, that's unfortunate.

00:46:14.000 It sucks.

00:46:15.000 Maybe he died or something.

00:46:16.000 I'll pretend that I'll give you the benefit of the doubt.

00:46:18.000 And then she had another kid.

00:46:21.000 Like, that is child abuse.

00:46:23.000 To be a single mom and then to knowingly have another baby knowing the dad's not going to be around.

00:46:29.000 Everyone knows that the children of single moms are born with a disadvantage.

00:46:34.000 It's basically blindness.

00:46:36.000 And to have a baby knowing it's going to be blind doesn't seem very ethical to me.

00:46:43.000 But this is worse than blindness.

00:46:47.000 Offset.

00:46:48.000 Absolutely not about my life.

00:46:52.000 Of course not.

00:46:54.000 Look at his face.

00:46:58.000 If you're black and you have facial tattoos, you're anti-vax.

00:47:02.000 That's just a given.

00:47:05.000 Next.

00:47:09.000 Mariah Carey.

00:47:11.000 Yes, absolutely.

00:47:12.000 She did it.

00:47:13.000 Yep.

00:47:15.000 Fucking.

00:47:16.000 That was close, but she's white.

00:47:18.000 Her black dad abandoned her at a very young age.

00:47:21.000 You jacked up.

00:47:23.000 Absolutely.

00:47:23.000 Easy peasy.

00:47:24.000 Yep.

00:47:26.000 Keep her going.

00:47:27.000 I'm now 10 for...

00:47:28.000 No, 11 for 11.

00:47:31.000 Absolutely not.

00:47:32.000 She's black.

00:47:36.000 What do we got here?

00:47:37.000 Letitia Wright has previously shared misleading information about the vaccine.

00:47:41.000 She's a scientist.

00:47:43.000 And we're going to be talking about Wakanda in a little bit here in our racism section.

00:47:50.000 This could end up being a very long episode.

00:47:53.000 Prepare yourselves.

00:47:55.000 Yes.

00:47:58.000 Dolly Parton not only got the vaccine, she also donated to fund research for it.

00:48:01.000 Now, I know you look at her and you go, that's a ghoul.

00:48:03.000 She's probably 77 years old.

00:48:06.000 I'd like to see your wife, or if you're female, you, when you're 77.

00:48:11.000 She's looking pretty good for her age.

00:48:15.000 How old is Dolly Parton?

00:48:17.000 Here, I'll look that up while you get the next one ready.

00:48:19.000 Kara Washington.

00:48:22.000 Oh, that's tough now because she's black, but she's white.

00:48:26.000 Very mainstream.

00:48:28.000 Yeah.

00:48:30.000 Sorry, how old is Dolly Parton?

00:48:33.000 I think it said 75.

00:48:35.000 74.

00:48:38.000 I don't want to lose my winning streak here of 11 rights.

00:48:42.000 This is very tough.

00:48:45.000 I'm going to go with yes.

00:48:49.000 Yes.

00:48:50.000 Wow.

00:48:54.000 Got the bang on my drum when I'm banging on the drum.

00:48:57.000 And they got my chains that are gold.

00:48:59.000 When I'm golden with the chains.

00:49:01.000 Samari Armstrong.

00:49:03.000 That's a yes.

00:49:03.000 I don't know who that is.

00:49:04.000 More like Samary Cheekstrong.

00:49:08.000 I'll farts.

00:49:09.000 The winning is over.

00:49:13.000 Poop.

00:49:16.000 So who is that?

00:49:20.000 She was in the OC, it said?

00:49:21.000 That chin is very intense.

00:49:24.000 It is.

00:49:25.000 It's like right out of the fucking Spider-Man there.

00:49:28.000 She's the goblin guy.

00:49:31.000 Actress and fashion designer.

00:49:34.000 They're all fashion designers.

00:49:35.000 What is that?

00:49:35.000 That's like an aspiring rapper.

00:49:38.000 Huh.

00:49:39.000 So she's anti-vax.

00:49:41.000 See if you can find a video of her.

00:49:42.000 Look up Samari Armstrong COVID.

00:49:46.000 She just completely torpedoed her career.

00:49:49.000 That's brave.

00:49:51.000 Black people, we live in a nation of black privilege, so none of those black people are going to get in shit for saying fuck the vaccine.

00:49:58.000 But a white, semi-successful actress who's been in things like the OC, done.

00:50:08.000 She's Dunzel Washington.

00:50:13.000 Got an interview with her?

00:50:16.000 Former OC star Samir Armstrong has frequently posted.

00:50:19.000 Calling an untested shot made by criminals.

00:50:22.000 Wow.

00:50:23.000 That's brave.

00:50:26.000 I've said this before, and I'll say it again.

00:50:27.000 I will never understand a healthy person with zero likelihood of severe illness from a flu variant that has a 99.9% survival rate inject themselves with an untested shot made by criminals because a stranger is urging them to.

00:50:40.000 Pretty sound logic there, Samari.

00:50:45.000 Okay, so that's one wrong.

00:50:47.000 What's next?

00:50:49.000 Rosario Dawson.

00:50:51.000 Yes, she's white.

00:50:54.000 Yep.

00:50:57.000 I think we got one more, right?

00:50:59.000 Is there 17?

00:51:00.000 Oh, that guy, obviously, yes.

00:51:02.000 That guy's the worst.

00:51:03.000 You know who that is?

00:51:04.000 Yes.

00:51:06.000 He's gender-free, by the way.

00:51:10.000 I forget what he had called himself, but he is genderless.

00:51:15.000 That's a fucking dude.

00:51:18.000 You're called a gay dude, my friend.

00:51:20.000 Sorry.

00:51:23.000 Oh.

00:51:25.000 Easy yes.

00:51:26.000 Yep.

00:51:29.000 There's more.

00:51:30.000 Oh.

00:51:32.000 I'm going to go with a no because he's black.

00:51:38.000 Penises.

00:51:39.000 Super mainstream.

00:51:40.000 I mean.

00:51:41.000 Penises.

00:51:43.000 Yes, I got the vaccine, and I'll do it again.

00:51:46.000 Who's this?

00:51:48.000 Anwar Hadid.

00:51:51.000 Is that Bellahadid's brother?

00:51:52.000 Oh, it's Belahadid's brother.

00:51:55.000 I don't know.

00:51:56.000 He's rich.

00:51:57.000 I've never heard of him.

00:51:58.000 I'm going to go with yes.

00:52:02.000 Holy shit.

00:52:03.000 I am fucking up.

00:52:05.000 This back nine is doing some damage.

00:52:08.000 Damn it.

00:52:08.000 This is like when you're on the green and you put too hard and you go way past the hole and then you are mad at yourself and you do it again and again.

00:52:16.000 And next thing you know, you're up to seven strokes.

00:52:19.000 Speaking of seven strokes, Dwayne the Rock Johnson.

00:52:23.000 Easy, yes.

00:52:24.000 That was not a bad rock impression.

00:52:26.000 I was just thinking how bad it was, actually.

00:52:28.000 What?

00:52:30.000 It doesn't matter what you think.

00:52:33.000 That was pretty bad.

00:52:35.000 Yeah.

00:52:36.000 The first time was good.

00:52:38.000 Sounded like the mayor of some sort of fictional Dr. Zeus town.

00:52:42.000 Zeus.

00:52:43.000 Steve Martin, easy, yes.

00:52:44.000 The man has zero balls.

00:52:46.000 I thought that was Roger Stone for a second.

00:52:50.000 He is responsible for not just the worst Roger Stone impression, but the worst impression that has ever been on anything.

00:52:57.000 Pitiful.

00:52:57.000 Pathetic.

00:52:58.000 Pathetic.

00:52:59.000 Not even remotely close.

00:53:00.000 Oh, that's easy.

00:53:01.000 That's a no.

00:53:04.000 And that's Chet Hanks.

00:53:06.000 Seems to be.

00:53:07.000 Meanwhile, he like writes.

00:53:08.000 Why is this woman a journalist?

00:53:10.000 Seems to be.

00:53:11.000 She should be at home with kids.

00:53:14.000 What is she doing?

00:53:16.000 Writing these half-assed articles that are just headlines?

00:53:21.000 A few weeks ago, the infamous son of beloved actor Tom Hanks, who was one of the first celebrities to share his own COVID-19 diagnosis, shared a video on Instagram.

00:53:28.000 He pretended to encourage fans to get the vaccine and then yelled, psych!

00:53:32.000 So that means seems to be for her.

00:53:34.000 Well, he is against it.

00:53:36.000 He said, I'm not fucking wearing a mask.

00:53:39.000 If it ain't broke, don't fix it.

00:53:41.000 Ain't sticking me with that motherfucking needle.

00:53:43.000 Yo.

00:53:45.000 And that was it.

00:53:46.000 That's it?

00:53:47.000 So I got three wrong.

00:53:50.000 I guess you couldn't play, right?

00:53:52.000 Okay, so here's one.

00:53:53.000 Speaking of COVID, this is kind of the war on kids, but let's just call it a COVID segment.

00:54:00.000 All right.

00:54:01.000 So set us up with a bumper and let's get ill.

00:54:05.000 It's time to get ill.

00:54:07.000 I could do with a drink.

00:54:12.000 COVID, she shanxing link.

00:54:15.000 Isn't it funny that that's you as Bill Burr?

00:54:18.000 Yeah, it is.

00:54:21.000 Somehow you're even chinkier when you try to dress up as an Irishman.

00:54:26.000 I thought this was a fun idea.

00:54:27.000 2-4.

00:54:29.000 2-4.

00:54:30.000 Wait, I haven't seen this yet.

00:54:32.000 Oh, you brought it up earlier.

00:54:33.000 Yeah, yeah, that was it.

00:54:34.000 It's what we already talked about.

00:54:36.000 The Lauren Chen tweet, where black people are the majority of the anti-vaxxers.

00:54:42.000 I love seeing the less narrative.

00:54:44.000 It's 2-4 shit for brains.

00:54:46.000 Something I messed up here.

00:54:48.000 I love seeing their narrative collapse because their two things are MAGA people are stupid and I'm not racist and MAGA people are racist and only dumb rednecks don't get the vaccine and then all of a sudden their pet blacks aren't behaving.

00:55:06.000 This happened with the gay marriage thing in California.

00:55:08.000 They're like, hey, pet Negroes, vote for gay marriage.

00:55:12.000 And they said, fuck that.

00:55:14.000 I hate faggots.

00:55:15.000 What?

00:55:17.000 I'm not fucking, I'm Christian.

00:55:19.000 I don't want no fags getting married.

00:55:23.000 You're fired.

00:55:24.000 We're getting new pets.

00:55:25.000 We're inventing them.

00:55:26.000 They're called trans.

00:55:27.000 And you don't exist anymore.

00:55:28.000 I wish the media would stop acting like it's Trump supporters.

00:55:30.000 All right, so we already covered this.

00:55:32.000 They want to torture Trump supporters and get them all fired.

00:55:35.000 Meanwhile, if they do that, it'll be blacks.

00:55:37.000 And it's the same with this VAX database.

00:55:40.000 You can't move around New York City unless you have the card.

00:55:43.000 And no, we want to do better than the card because the card's too easy to forge.

00:55:46.000 You have to be on the database with your iPhone, your $1,000 iPhone, and do it at home on your MacBook Pro.

00:55:54.000 Log in.

00:55:56.000 Motherfucker, I got a flip phone.

00:55:58.000 I'm Larry Barnes.

00:55:59.000 I can't even read.

00:56:01.000 Fuck you.

00:56:03.000 Okay.

00:56:04.000 Now we have a law that has totally ostracized older black people.

00:56:10.000 Ah, shit.

00:56:12.000 You see that thing that somebody wrote in about Barnes' experience with Chase and how they had a checkered past with racism and lawsuits and all this stuff?

00:56:20.000 So he absolutely has a real, real good shot.

00:56:25.000 Yeah, somebody said a really detailed history of Chase and racism and stuff.

00:56:31.000 A lot of links, pictures, and stuff.

00:56:34.000 All right.

00:56:35.000 2-5.

00:56:36.000 We're finally caught up here.

00:56:38.000 I thought this was a great idea.

00:56:40.000 Unvaccinated students told to wear different colored wristbands so they can be identified.

00:56:44.000 I think that's a cool idea.

00:56:46.000 You know what would be...

00:56:47.000 The problem with wristbands is they're hard to see.

00:56:49.000 I think maybe some sort of a felt, maybe a yellow star that you could sew on their lapel, their clothing, their jackets.

00:57:00.000 But then it could be removed.

00:57:00.000 What about like a tattoo, like on your arm, so you could show it?

00:57:04.000 Well, you could do both.

00:57:05.000 So you have a tattoo on their wrist that has their date of birth maybe and then some sort of their lack of vaccination code.

00:57:15.000 And then also, on top of that, on their tweed coat, their ratty tweed coat, just a yellow star.

00:57:24.000 You know, if you're going to go to a town hall, I think that would be a fucking cool angle.

00:57:30.000 Wow.

00:57:30.000 Get up there and go, I've heard that in Britain they're using colored wristbands to identify the kids who aren't vaxed.

00:57:37.000 And I don't want anyone to force to be vaxxed, but I think it's good that we identify them.

00:57:41.000 And, you know, if we don't want to use wristbands here, they're kind of hard to see.

00:57:44.000 And especially in the winter when they have jackets on, we could put some sort of a pin on their jacket, like a felt circle or a star or something, maybe a yellow circle, a yellow star.

00:57:57.000 And then once you do that, go back and sit down and let it simmer.

00:58:05.000 All right, let's jump to LGBT.

00:58:09.000 Let's have some faggotry.

00:58:11.000 Okay.

00:58:15.000 Why are you ugly?

00:58:16.000 I felt ugly.

00:58:17.000 I felt gay.

00:58:18.000 And then we fell in love.

00:58:19.000 And then they eat their poop poop.

00:58:21.000 And we have a very good relationship.

00:58:23.000 I don't like fucking.

00:58:25.000 You don't want to see the closed-up picture of my haters.

00:58:27.000 You hate gaming.

00:58:28.000 You ugly.

00:58:29.000 Homophobal.

00:58:32.000 Was that that Ricky guy?

00:58:34.000 Wrong background, bro.

00:58:36.000 Oops.

00:58:37.000 Ricky who?

00:58:38.000 Now there's no background.

00:58:39.000 Homophobal.

00:58:40.000 What?

00:58:42.000 What's happening now?

00:58:46.000 Yeah, that Ricky Patriot guy who was in a boy band in the 90s.

00:58:51.000 Oh, Ricky Rebel.

00:58:52.000 Yeah, Ricky Rebel.

00:58:52.000 I think that's Ricky Rebel in that.

00:58:53.000 That's Ricky Rebel.

00:58:54.000 She doesn't like the butt cheek.

00:58:56.000 That's the one.

00:58:56.000 That's who she's talking about.

00:58:58.000 What?

00:58:58.000 Yeah.

00:58:59.000 Oh, Ricky Rebel, was that the thing?

00:59:00.000 Ricky Rebel was, he knew the lady with the dress that I interviewed, and she's the one who says, I don't like the butt cheek.

00:59:07.000 But was he showing his butt cheeks?

00:59:09.000 Yeah.

00:59:10.000 Remember he went to that red carpet event and he had his butt out and it was like a MA dress thing and his butt cheeks were out and it says Trump won or something?

00:59:18.000 You don't like the butt cheeks.

00:59:19.000 He's like, I don't like the button.

00:59:20.000 You know what?

00:59:20.000 I noticed that we have Jared Holt in that montage.

00:59:23.000 He's not gay.

00:59:26.000 The thing about these Antifa titletale journalists who work at the think tanks is you just assume they're gay, but they're not.

00:59:36.000 Don Lamont is.

00:59:37.000 Anderson Cooper is.

00:59:39.000 When you read a book to love, you just fall apart.

00:59:44.000 2.6.

00:59:45.000 This is the funniest thing I've ever seen.

00:59:50.000 In the name of inclusivity, drag queens now include women.

01:00:01.000 Allow me to explain.

01:00:04.000 That person you're looking at was born with a vagina and tits and identifies as a woman and isn't a lesbian and doesn't identify as a man.

01:00:14.000 So you're looking at a woman dressed up as a woman.

01:00:18.000 You know what that is?

01:00:20.000 A woman.

01:00:23.000 What the fuck?

01:00:26.000 Okay, let me explain drag queens to everyone for the 50th time.

01:00:30.000 Gays feel unusual because they are.

01:00:33.000 They're literally abnormal.

01:00:35.000 They're not normal.

01:00:36.000 I don't have a problem with them.

01:00:37.000 No one does.

01:00:37.000 No one cares.

01:00:38.000 We're not homophobia.

01:00:39.000 We're homobored.

01:00:40.000 But in your body, you're like, I get fucked up the ass with a penis.

01:00:45.000 I feel like this all the time.

01:00:46.000 I feel kind of like a lady.

01:00:48.000 And then I look in the mirror and I'm like this guy.

01:00:52.000 And it's confusing to me and it bothers me.

01:00:55.000 It bothers me.

01:00:56.000 I'm like a vegetarian lion.

01:00:58.000 I see all the other lions eating meat.

01:01:00.000 You guys are not going to last.

01:01:02.000 And here I am having tofu for breakfast.

01:01:05.000 This feels unusual.

01:01:07.000 So what do you do with that?

01:01:09.000 Well, you can let it float around in your brain and you can feel ashamed or you can mock it.

01:01:18.000 That's really the best way to get through pain or anything that makes you feel unusual.

01:01:23.000 Well, God kind of cursed gays in that they took away the whole reason we're all here, which is to procreate.

01:01:29.000 So I have sympathy for them, really, like albinos.

01:01:33.000 Can't go out in the sun.

01:01:37.000 Sorry, this background is so fucking distracting, I can't even think of what I'm saying.

01:01:41.000 So what they do is they lampoon it.

01:01:44.000 And the lampooning is, I'm going to dress up as a ridiculous blackface exaggeration of woman.

01:01:54.000 So now I'm kind of mocking myself.

01:01:58.000 It's kind of innocent.

01:01:59.000 It's very sexual, by the way.

01:02:01.000 So kids shouldn't be anywhere near it.

01:02:03.000 It should be restricted to gay clubs.

01:02:05.000 But when they dress up like this, they're basically saying, I know I'm not a woman, and I know I look ridiculous as a woman, but fuck it, let's have some fun and fuck me in the ass, and I don't care anymore.

01:02:17.000 It really means I'm sick of feeling weird about being gay and the fact that I'm not a woman, but I kind of am, but I'm kind of not.

01:02:24.000 It's a parody of that.

01:02:26.000 Okay, so it's pretty complicated.

01:02:28.000 It's almost like a wigger who's really into rap dressing up in blackface and saying, yo, what's up, with big cartoon fake lips?

01:02:38.000 That's his way.

01:02:38.000 He's not really mocking blacks.

01:02:40.000 He's mocking the fact that he wishes he was black and he's sick of it and he knows he's not.

01:02:45.000 And it's funny and it's for older people.

01:02:48.000 So in the gay world, it's the same concept, but it's much more sexualized, obviously.

01:02:52.000 The fact that women are getting involved?

01:02:55.000 What?

01:02:57.000 You're sick of pretending that you're a woman when you're not, but you are?

01:03:02.000 What?

01:03:03.000 So you're a woman dressed up as a woman?

01:03:06.000 What the fuck am I?

01:03:08.000 What the fucking...

01:03:10.000 Click on her.

01:03:12.000 You see other pictures of her, and she looks like her drag queen self, just a little less...

01:03:18.000 I don't know, ridiculous.

01:03:21.000 Her first cis woman.

01:03:24.000 What?

01:03:26.000 What are you talking?

01:03:28.000 There she is again.

01:03:29.000 It's just a woman with more makeup.

01:03:31.000 So the other drag queens come to her and go, oh my god, your tits look amazing.

01:03:34.000 Yeah, that's because they're real.

01:03:37.000 Oh my god, your pussy is like an actual pussy.

01:03:39.000 And your waist, you have the dimensions of a woman.

01:03:42.000 I need a corset for that.

01:03:44.000 Look her up.

01:03:47.000 What's her name again?

01:03:51.000 Shiraz McGillicuddy or something?

01:03:53.000 Let's see.

01:03:55.000 Yeah, like the actual girl.

01:03:56.000 I saw her, and she just looks like a normal, pretty, plump blonde.

01:04:02.000 Now, here's the crazy part.

01:04:05.000 She's not the only one.

01:04:08.000 Here's another woman.

01:04:10.000 A cis.

01:04:12.000 Oh, wait a minute.

01:04:13.000 That one in the green is a dude.

01:04:17.000 Wait, what are you doing?

01:04:18.000 That's not who we were just talking about.

01:04:20.000 The one that we saw.

01:04:22.000 Wait a minute.

01:04:23.000 I don't know.

01:04:23.000 Oh, that article has different ones.

01:04:26.000 Yeah, that one.

01:04:27.000 Okay.

01:04:27.000 Victoria Scone.

01:04:28.000 Look up Victoria Scone.

01:04:32.000 What is this dumb circle?

01:04:33.000 Is that pedophilia or something?

01:04:36.000 I don't know if that one's the peda one.

01:04:40.000 So there she is.

01:04:41.000 She's just like a chick.

01:04:45.000 Like, what the hell?

01:04:47.000 So anyway, go to 2-5.

01:04:49.000 There's another one, and she, her character is Paris Hilton.

01:04:55.000 No?

01:04:56.000 2-7.

01:04:57.000 2-7, okay.

01:05:02.000 But wait a minute.

01:05:03.000 If you're a woman, drag race icon got milk channels Paris Hilton again, and we are sliving.

01:05:12.000 That must be a new gay adjective, gorge.

01:05:16.000 Look at her.

01:05:19.000 So it's just a woman dressed up as Paris Hilton.

01:05:21.000 What's that got to do with drag anything?

01:05:26.000 How ridiculous has this become?

01:05:28.000 It's sort of like when they say when everything is racist, nothing is.

01:05:32.000 Now when everything is drag, nothing is.

01:05:35.000 You've ruined your whole dumb fucking program.

01:05:39.000 All right, let's have some laughs at libs of TikTok.

01:05:42.000 That's always fun.

01:05:43.000 This guy's doing the usual shit.

01:05:45.000 It's just a fag.

01:05:46.000 You're just a faggot.

01:05:48.000 That's all.

01:05:49.000 No one cares.

01:05:50.000 You're not a woman because you grow your hair long.

01:05:53.000 Have you ever heard of Motley Crew and Poison and Skid Row?

01:05:58.000 You're a homosexual with long hair who put on some makeup and is talking in a high voice.

01:06:04.000 There's nothing fluid about that.

01:06:05.000 There's no science there.

01:06:07.000 You're just gay.

01:06:09.000 Solly.

01:06:09.000 Why do you want to be a woman?

01:06:13.000 Chris, this is a great question.

01:06:15.000 So someone who is gender fluid is a person who identifies themselves as not having a fixed gender.

01:06:20.000 So for example, that person might feel more male or more female or potentially non-binary or genderqueer.

01:06:27.000 And that really depends on the day, on the hour.

01:06:30.000 You know, it could vary month to month.

01:06:32.000 It really is a spectrum.

01:06:34.000 And that's not to be misconstrued with presentation.

01:06:37.000 So presentation would relate more to like masculine versus feminine.

01:06:41.000 For example, for me, I'm always going to be more feminine, meaning I'm going to do my makeup, you know, I'll have a purse.

01:06:48.000 I'm always going to have these more feminine traits about me.

01:06:51.000 But that doesn't necessarily relate to my gender.

01:06:53.000 It doesn't mean that I'm always going to identify as female.

01:06:57.000 So that's separate from.

01:06:59.000 So it's whatever I want, and it means nothing, and it changes by the second.

01:07:04.000 So there's nothing to learn here.

01:07:05.000 Move on.

01:07:06.000 I am gay.

01:07:11.000 But then, of course, it gets kind of gross when they get kids involved.

01:07:14.000 We don't care what you do with consenting adults, believe it or not.

01:07:18.000 But this kindergarten teacher wants to be spanked hard in her class, in his classroom.

01:07:26.000 Bend a Tran Fairy.

01:07:29.000 So that means bend me over and put your dick in my ass.

01:07:32.000 That's his name on Instagram or Twitter.

01:07:35.000 It's my birthday today.

01:07:37.000 Who's going to give me my licks?

01:07:38.000 Hey, cis boys, it's not you.

01:07:40.000 So he wants another deranged pervert to smack his ass.

01:07:45.000 Go up.

01:07:49.000 Oh, my word.

01:07:50.000 Look at that thing.

01:07:53.000 Go up higher.

01:07:54.000 Bend a tran fairy.

01:07:56.000 That means bend me over, right?

01:07:59.000 This is how I looked on the day my kindergarten class decided to debate whether I was a boy or a girl, as if I wasn't standing right there.

01:08:05.000 Oh, is he complaining?

01:08:07.000 I'm in charge.

01:08:08.000 Bend over.

01:08:09.000 Like you dress up as a woman, it confuses children, and then you're playing the victim?

01:08:15.000 All right, keep going.

01:08:18.000 I think we just got them both, right?

01:08:19.000 2-9?

01:08:20.000 Ew, I just got canceled for a date because I like girls, but not penises.

01:08:26.000 So, retweet to make a transphobe angry.

01:08:29.000 I'm not angry.

01:08:31.000 I'm laughing.

01:08:33.000 You're ridiculous.

01:08:34.000 You're funny.

01:08:35.000 You're a mentally ill gay.

01:08:38.000 Is that 2-9?

01:08:38.000 Do we got 2-9?

01:08:40.000 That was the spank me in the classroom, right?

01:08:48.000 Yep.

01:08:49.000 Yeah.

01:08:52.000 Um, what's 3-0?

01:09:03.000 Yeah, that's the same one.

01:09:04.000 Okay, this reminds me of this kind of an old video.

01:09:09.000 Shoot, I didn't include it in the notes, Ryan.

01:09:11.000 See if you can do hashtag see me.

01:09:15.000 And maybe it'll come up.

01:09:16.000 Hashtag see me?

01:09:19.000 This is a bit of a sloppy show.

01:09:22.000 Oh, is this?

01:09:26.000 Oh, there's two.

01:09:27.000 All right, let's see number one.

01:09:30.000 See me 2018.

01:09:33.000 We'll watch it on Vimeo, you sons of bitches.

01:09:39.000 Yeah, that's it.

01:09:40.000 Okay, I'm going to go over to the green screen now.

01:09:42.000 You might want to play some Toots in the Maytels.

01:10:05.000 Two, that, so he was arrested in the late 60s for having marijuana, 18 months in prison.

01:10:11.000 Everyone just assumes that Rastafarians could smoke weed and that was cool and everyone high-fived them.

01:10:17.000 No, it might still be illegal in Jamaica, but they got arrested and rounded up on a regular basis.

01:10:24.000 Rastafarians were rebels.

01:10:26.000 They even rebelled against eating pussy, which I thought was pretty brave because I love me some snatch.

01:10:34.000 Okay, so you know, my view on race is that everyone is white except maybe lower middle class, like basically basically poor blacks.

01:10:45.000 So 10% of the population.

01:10:47.000 The other 90% is white.

01:10:49.000 There are some who are not white, like Chinese immigrants, but no one hates them, so they're not really part of the equation.

01:10:56.000 So this whole view that there's these marginalized people of color is total and utter horseshit.

01:11:04.000 Poor blacks have a history with slavery and Jim Crow.

01:11:07.000 We will talk to them.

01:11:09.000 But if you just got off the boat from Peru, then fuck off.

01:11:12.000 Sorry, no complaining for you.

01:11:16.000 Okay, so what do you see when you see this person?

01:11:21.000 You see a black woman, yes, indubitably.

01:11:25.000 But, and you may carry very, very, What's the word I'm looking for?

01:11:31.000 Very temperamental biases.

01:11:34.000 And so does she when she sees you.

01:11:36.000 When she sees me with my big beard and my stupid clothes, she's like, oh, I some sort of hipster comedy clown.

01:11:43.000 And then when we get one thing in common, we're good to go.

01:11:46.000 It takes about eight seconds.

01:11:48.000 In other words, it's totally irrelevant.

01:11:51.000 But she's going to tell me that she's a black woman.

01:11:56.000 And the supposition here is that I have a problem with that.

01:12:00.000 Go ahead.

01:12:08.000 Here's the way everyone is with stereotypes.

01:12:11.000 They're in our head.

01:12:12.000 They exist.

01:12:13.000 If you fall into that stereotype, we go, oh, okay.

01:12:17.000 And if you don't, we go, oh, okay.

01:12:20.000 In other words, it's not a fucking thing.

01:12:23.000 Like there was this fucking ghetto Puerto Rican at the gym that last night who was in the bathroom for 30 minutes with the door unlocked.

01:12:32.000 And the owner's like, okay, we got to get going here.

01:12:34.000 It's busy, busy night.

01:12:36.000 We're packed.

01:12:37.000 And she's like, she comes out and she goes, I told you yesterday, because yesterday she was in there for half an hour.

01:12:41.000 She goes, I told you yesterday.

01:12:45.000 It takes me time in there because I got to wipe.

01:12:48.000 And he's like, oh, Jesus.

01:12:50.000 And she goes, you want me to be real with you?

01:12:53.000 You want me to be real, right?

01:12:55.000 And he's like, no, no, I don't want that.

01:12:58.000 And she goes, I'm going to be real with you.

01:12:59.000 I got to wipe.

01:13:00.000 It takes me a long time to wipe.

01:13:02.000 He goes, I didn't ask for that.

01:13:04.000 I got to, you want me to be real?

01:13:06.000 He goes, no, I never said be real.

01:13:08.000 Don't be real.

01:13:10.000 So anyway, you see her.

01:13:11.000 She's a chubby Puerto Rican, very Caucasian looking.

01:13:15.000 You might have some possible assumptions in your head.

01:13:19.000 This woman fell right into them.

01:13:20.000 It's the most ghetto woman I've ever seen in any race.

01:13:24.000 And I just went, oh, okay, so you are that.

01:13:27.000 But if she had come out and said, you haven't seen the movie with Nail and I, have you?

01:13:31.000 I'd go, oh shit, we got a best friend up in this bitch.

01:13:37.000 See me.

01:13:40.000 What should you see?

01:13:41.000 What should you see?

01:13:42.000 What should you see?

01:13:43.000 What should you see?

01:13:44.000 What should you see?

01:13:46.000 My body is who I am, and I am beautiful.

01:13:49.000 I'm a strong person.

01:13:50.000 Stop.

01:13:52.000 Yes, your body is who you are.

01:13:54.000 When I see you, I see a fat person.

01:13:56.000 By the way, I hang out in dive bars with dudes.

01:14:00.000 More than half my friends are fat.

01:14:02.000 Maddie Odell is fat.

01:14:03.000 When I see, he's got heart problems and other shit.

01:14:06.000 But for the most part, when I see fat people, I go, hey man, get your shit together.

01:14:10.000 I don't toss and turn all night.

01:14:12.000 In fact, if it's a dude with a sense of humor, I might come up from behind, wrap my arms around his belly and go, you are such a fat fucking pig.

01:14:21.000 Oh, look how fat you are.

01:14:25.000 Something like that.

01:14:26.000 And he'd say, fuck off, and he might get sick of it and lose weight after a while.

01:14:31.000 But it does tend to show laziness, especially with women, because they are ignoring the fact that a lot of them are defined by their beauty.

01:14:42.000 Or beauty is very important in our society for various reasons.

01:14:46.000 When women are pretty and healthy looking, it means they can have more kids.

01:14:50.000 So we like it.

01:14:51.000 When we see someone who's super fat, we think if she has kids, she's going to get fatter and fatter and then eventually die at like 60 and she won't be around for her grandkids or anything.

01:15:00.000 Doesn't seem like a good investment.

01:15:02.000 So there's logic to men not being attracted to gigantic fat pigs.

01:15:06.000 That woman that we just saw is not a gigantic fat pig.

01:15:09.000 So what are you doing here?

01:15:11.000 Like, this isn't a thing.

01:15:14.000 Future CEO in Jewish on his family.

01:15:17.000 Stop, stop, stop.

01:15:19.000 She's a future CEO.

01:15:21.000 I don't think that's true.

01:15:25.000 You don't come across as a future CEO without fucking hair.

01:15:29.000 But if you are, then congrats.

01:15:32.000 Like, this is getting...

01:15:35.000 This is like Jimmy Kimmel's brother, I think it was, John Kimmel.

01:15:39.000 I was trying to get, I've told you the story before, but I was trying to get this footage of these severely handicapped people who did a soap opera.

01:15:46.000 And he was like, I got to make sure you're not making fun of them.

01:15:48.000 And I was like, I'm just putting it out there, dude.

01:15:50.000 We just started doing video with Vice.

01:15:52.000 And he made me explain again and again what my motives are until I started getting insulted.

01:15:57.000 Like, you think I'm going to call it the fucking retarded losers show?

01:16:02.000 I want them to enjoy themselves as much as you do.

01:16:05.000 And the fact that you're making me prove to you again and again and again what my motives are is now getting insulting.

01:16:10.000 So this video is insulting to you and to me, to all of us.

01:16:14.000 Where she's basically just said, you don't think I could be a CEO because I'm black.

01:16:20.000 Fuck you.

01:16:23.000 Oh, I'm Jewish.

01:16:24.000 I'm Hispanic.

01:16:25.000 And someday I'm going to solve climate change.

01:16:27.000 Stop.

01:16:27.000 That's why I chose to make this a green screen.

01:16:30.000 I'm Jewish.

01:16:31.000 Don't care.

01:16:32.000 I saw your Yamaka.

01:16:33.000 I figured.

01:16:33.000 Usually Yamakas are good news for us MAGA types, conservatives.

01:16:37.000 That's fine.

01:16:38.000 Hispanic also.

01:16:39.000 Do you think you're blowing my mind?

01:16:41.000 Do you think I didn't know that there's such thing as Hispanic Jews?

01:16:45.000 Fuck you, you stupid kid.

01:16:48.000 And I do mean stupid kid, if you think you're going to solve climate change.

01:16:53.000 What are you going to do?

01:16:54.000 You're going to implement that $20,000 in American bill, the $3.5 trillion shit show where buildings have to be green, where we have grass growing out of our fucking walls?

01:17:08.000 You think that's going to solve it, dumbass?

01:17:10.000 You loser retard?

01:17:12.000 You brainwashed fucking nothing?

01:17:15.000 Climate change.

01:17:16.000 I'm more than what you see.

01:17:18.000 I'm more than what you see.

01:17:19.000 I am not.

01:17:20.000 Okay, stop, stop, stop.

01:17:22.000 Down syndrome is totally different than all these other things.

01:17:26.000 And it's weird that you're implying that I think being Asian or East Asian, East Indian is a handicap.

01:17:34.000 Having Down syndrome is a handicap.

01:17:36.000 If I were to meet this woman, there's things in my brain.

01:17:40.000 Like if I ask her sister, what college are you going to go to?

01:17:44.000 I'm not going to ask her what college she's going to go to.

01:17:46.000 She's not going to a college.

01:17:48.000 Plain and simple.

01:17:49.000 She's also going to die before she's my age.

01:17:53.000 They die very young.

01:17:55.000 She's also, if she gets pregnant, it means she was raped because men with Down Syndrome are infertile, but women with Down syndrome are.

01:18:02.000 So, if you see a pregnant girl with Down syndrome, it means she fucked someone who doesn't have it, which is rape as far as I'm concerned.

01:18:09.000 So, there's some facts floating around.

01:18:11.000 But as far as the meeting we're gonna have, I assume that I know your dad or something.

01:18:17.000 It's going to be very cordial, very fun, very cool.

01:18:21.000 Hey, what's going on?

01:18:22.000 I'll probably do a joke about her dog.

01:18:23.000 Is that your friend?

01:18:26.000 Obviously, not a joke that insults her.

01:18:29.000 I'm pretty good with the special kids.

01:18:31.000 If you ask anyone who has a special relative that I know, we get along very well.

01:18:36.000 They're fun to joke with.

01:18:38.000 It's a captive audience.

01:18:40.000 But, like, the idea that they're purporting here with the see me thing is that I see her and I'm like, why the fuck would I talk to a fucking retard?

01:18:49.000 Get out of here.

01:18:51.000 That's all you'll ever be is a tard.

01:18:55.000 Who thinks like that?

01:18:56.000 Who is this directed to?

01:18:59.000 I'll tell you what it's directed to.

01:19:00.000 It's directed to their cartoony, nut bar view of how we feel.

01:19:07.000 And that person doesn't exist at all.

01:19:10.000 My disability.

01:19:12.000 This is who I am.

01:19:13.000 I'm Muslim.

01:19:14.000 I'm a student.

01:19:15.000 And I'm a peacemaker.

01:19:16.000 I'm a force for change.

01:19:17.000 I'm a proud transgender Latina, and I am more than what you say.

01:19:21.000 Wait, stop.

01:19:22.000 That's a dude?

01:19:25.000 Do you think that's a dude?

01:19:28.000 I'm not buying it, but I also don't want to entrap myself.

01:19:31.000 Yeah, I don't want to end up sucking a dick, but that looks like a pretty hot chick to me.

01:19:35.000 And the other guy, like the black guy, I'm a force for change.

01:19:38.000 Yeah, okay.

01:19:39.000 You don't think I think that's possible?

01:19:41.000 And then what was the other one?

01:19:42.000 The Muslim.

01:19:43.000 Yeah, I have problems with Islam.

01:19:46.000 I don't like a burqa.

01:19:47.000 I don't like a hijab.

01:19:49.000 I think it treats you like a second-class citizen.

01:19:52.000 I think the whole religion treats you like a second-class citizen, but that's not up to me.

01:19:57.000 You know, it's sort of like the way everyone thinks Christians hate gays.

01:20:01.000 Christians don't judge gays.

01:20:02.000 They go, that's a sin.

01:20:04.000 And the big guy, you're going to have to take it up with him.

01:20:06.000 But as far as you and I go, I don't judge.

01:20:08.000 That's God's job.

01:20:10.000 I'm telling you that I think it's a sin and what you're doing is bad, just like I think being an alcoholic is bad.

01:20:14.000 But I'm not going to go grab the beer out of your hand.

01:20:17.000 That's with you and the big guy.

01:20:19.000 So like with the Muslim chick, I'm happy to talk to her about my problems with Islam, but like say she was coming over and she was the sound person and she was going to fix all our terrible microphone problems.

01:20:32.000 And you think I'm going to go, whoa, whoa, whoa.

01:20:34.000 How can you fix these microphones?

01:20:37.000 You're a black female Muslim.

01:20:40.000 It's not possible.

01:20:43.000 Now, of course, if she did come in and totally fuck it up, I'd say, looks like she was probably an affirmative action hire.

01:20:49.000 But I'd let her fuck up first.

01:20:51.000 That's how it works.

01:20:54.000 And I am more than what you see.

01:20:56.000 Go back.

01:20:58.000 Was that guy taking hormones from like the age of one?

01:21:03.000 I'm a proud transgender Latina and I am more than what you see.

01:21:07.000 You know what it is?

01:21:09.000 That's just a white chick with a last name like Rivera who grew up totally white in America and wants some culture and Hispanic wasn't working because she grew up in an all-white neighborhood and no one gave a shit.

01:21:21.000 Or she grew up in California where everyone white and middle class is Hispanic.

01:21:25.000 So she added trans by saying like, they them.

01:21:29.000 There's no way that has a dick.

01:21:31.000 I'll tell you what, I'll make a deal with you right now.

01:21:34.000 I will go down on that person and if I'm confronted with a weeness, I will smoke it like a hog.

01:21:41.000 Come on now, dog.

01:21:44.000 Come on, man.

01:21:45.000 Too late.

01:21:47.000 Than what you see.

01:21:49.000 Change starts with you.

01:21:51.000 See me.

01:21:52.000 See me.

01:21:53.000 Let's tear down the barriers that divide us and see what barriers are.

01:21:57.000 Change starts with you.

01:21:58.000 Visit stompoutbullying.org.

01:22:02.000 Why is the retard dragged into this?

01:22:06.000 Anyway.

01:22:21.000 I'd like to apologize for calling the person with Down syndrome a retard.

01:22:24.000 I don't like to do that.

01:22:24.000 I usually call, it's usually used in other contexts.

01:22:27.000 That was the only non-retard in the video.

01:22:30.000 Was the person with mental handicaps.

01:22:33.000 Yeah.

01:22:34.000 The Jewish Hispanic.

01:22:35.000 It just, it seemed like a funny way to end the bit, but I apologize.

01:22:40.000 That's not who I am.

01:22:41.000 That's not who this network is.

01:22:43.000 And if I have a job here on Monday, I'll be very thankful.

01:22:49.000 And if not, well, we had a good run.

01:22:52.000 I know this isn't what you want, and I'm sorry.

01:22:56.000 I feel like the guy who just said the fag capital of the world.

01:23:02.000 The fag capitals of the world.

01:23:09.000 Speaking of stopping climate change, things are getting better.

01:23:14.000 Minor detail.

01:23:15.000 I know we're going through a rough time right now.

01:23:17.000 Western society seems on the brink of collapse.

01:23:20.000 But if you pull back a little bit and have a bigger view, 3-1, you can see that a lot of what the left bitches about, especially with overpopulation, which is the number one reason not to have a baby, right?

01:23:34.000 Climate change.

01:23:35.000 We are overrun with humans and they're eating up all our resources.

01:23:40.000 So don't have kids if you want to save the planet.

01:23:43.000 1990, world population was 5.3 billion.

01:23:46.000 People in extreme poverty was 2 billion.

01:23:49.000 So almost half, between a third and half.

01:23:53.000 Today, world population, 7.6 billion.

01:23:58.000 Less than a seventh are in extreme poverty.

01:24:03.000 That's only, what, 30 years ago?

01:24:07.000 Pretty fucking good.

01:24:09.000 And what do they say?

01:24:10.000 Every billion people we add to the planet makes life more difficult for other people, for the poor, and for the environment.

01:24:17.000 And I think I know why.

01:24:19.000 Yeah, because you want that to be true.

01:24:21.000 That's their new thing, you'll notice.

01:24:22.000 COVID is dying out.

01:24:24.000 Racism is, I think they've milked that dry.

01:24:28.000 Trans isn't as fun As they thought it would be.

01:24:31.000 It's involving a lot of pedophiles and a lot of mental illness.

01:24:34.000 So, we're going to see over the next year a seismic shift towards climate change.

01:24:41.000 And that's stupid and gay and boring.

01:24:48.000 Here's a fun little Antifa bit.

01:24:51.000 I guess so.

01:25:04.000 We got the guy who shot Tiny.

01:25:09.000 It's a weird charge now.

01:25:11.000 It's like first degree assault with a deadly weapon.

01:25:17.000 A Class A felony.

01:25:19.000 That's good, right?

01:25:22.000 That sounds pretty high up there.

01:25:24.000 Class A sounds pretty good.

01:25:26.000 Let's call Maddie.

01:25:32.000 Hold on, hold on.

01:25:33.000 Yes.

01:25:34.000 Yes.

01:25:40.000 Hey, man, we're just doing the show here.

01:25:42.000 That guy who shot Tiny, his name's Benjamin Anthony Varela.

01:25:46.000 He's been charged with first-degree assault while armed with a deadly weapon, which is a Class A felony.

01:25:55.000 That sounds pretty bad as far as jail time.

01:25:58.000 You can get life for that?

01:26:00.000 Yeah.

01:26:01.000 Oh, good.

01:26:02.000 Because I wish it was like attempted murder.

01:26:04.000 That sounds a lot better.

01:26:06.000 Right.

01:26:06.000 But because it's like the lower leg, it's not really like not going to have a vital organ there or anything.

01:26:14.000 Oh.

01:26:16.000 Yeah.

01:26:18.000 What does your gut say he's going to get?

01:26:21.000 If he gets convicted, I'm probably, I'd say maybe 15.

01:26:25.000 Oh, that'd be great.

01:26:26.000 At least.

01:26:28.000 Okay.

01:26:28.000 Thanks for calling.

01:26:29.000 Yep, you got it.

01:26:31.000 Call the police.

01:26:32.000 Get what you fucking deserve.

01:26:34.000 He's not getting 15 years, but he should.

01:26:37.000 So this video here is you can watch in real time as he realizes his life is going down the toilet.

01:26:44.000 Now, the Pacific Northwest is terrible with prosecutions for Antifa.

01:26:50.000 Really, really inept.

01:26:52.000 So my hopes are not exactly soaring through the ceiling, but this is a great start.

01:26:59.000 This is the first time we've seen them actually, you know, face some serious jail time.

01:27:07.000 We'll obviously be following this like a mouse.

01:27:09.000 I don't know what that means.

01:27:12.000 Do you understand each of these rights as I have explained them to you?

01:27:16.000 Yes, and I assert them all right now.

01:27:18.000 Okay.

01:27:19.000 You don't want to talk at all?

01:27:20.000 I assert my right to remain silent, and I assert my right to an attorney.

01:27:25.000 Perfect.

01:27:26.000 Okay.

01:27:27.000 And I'm also, right now, placing you under arrest for assault first for shooting another individual in the city of Olympia downtown at the IT Transit Center.

01:27:38.000 Fair enough?

01:27:46.000 Right?

01:27:50.000 Do you understand each of these rights as I have explained them to you?

01:27:53.000 So that's a piece of good news.

01:27:55.000 But again, with this modern justice system, you have guys who were meandering, looking at 50 years, some of these dudes.

01:28:04.000 50 years.

01:28:06.000 And then you have Antifa who actually shoots someone.

01:28:10.000 They didn't get attempted murder, I guess, because it's the leg.

01:28:13.000 Was he aiming for the leg specifically?

01:28:15.000 He was just going like this.

01:28:18.000 Looking at 15 years, but who knows?

01:28:23.000 All right, let's dive into a big heaping dose of racism.

01:28:28.000 Sir, my master's simple.

01:28:30.000 Black women are the backbone of our democracy.

01:28:34.000 You ain't black.

01:28:35.000 And so are white people.

01:28:36.000 More white people, by the way.

01:28:37.000 Black people cappy racists.

01:28:39.000 Naggers, Jews, Mexicans, ain't ramped.

01:28:43.000 And all kinds of different tracks.

01:28:46.000 In the sense that, you know what I mean, like what I'm saying?

01:28:52.000 Who is going to clean your toilets, Donald Trump?

01:28:56.000 Oh, oh, oh.

01:29:00.000 In the sense that.

01:29:03.000 Google's here to train us how to recognize our racism.

01:29:08.000 Let's play that whole thing.

01:29:10.000 Fox News Alert.

01:29:12.000 Tonight, we've obtained leaked documents, courtesy of Chris Ruffo, reportedly from inside Google, exposing the perverse racial brainwashing going on in one of America's largest and most powerful tech companies.

01:29:25.000 One graphic allegedly created by Google's diversity and inclusion lead claims that expressions of, quote, socially acceptable white supremacy include things like celebrating Columbus Day, the denial of white privilege, and the phrase, make America great again.

01:29:41.000 While another graphic shows conservative commentator Chris Shapiro and former President Donald Trump, I'm right up on top of Trump.

01:29:56.000 He's a gateway drug to me.

01:29:57.000 These are the people who are responsible for nearly everything you see online.

01:30:01.000 Manhattan Institute senior fellow Chris Ruffo is here now with more on this.

01:30:06.000 Chris, this is really disturbing, hard to believe.

01:30:11.000 And if I look at the list, like half of America then is a white supremacist.

01:30:16.000 And I wonder, Chris, is that the point that you can crush your political ideological enemies and still claim the moral high ground because, you know, they're racist?

01:30:26.000 That's right.

01:30:27.000 I've known for years now that companies in Silicon Valley, including Google, are ideological echo chambers.

01:30:32.000 And this is what happened.

01:30:33.000 I had documents now from about a third of the Fortune 100 companies that are promoting similarly themed anti-racism programs.

01:30:41.000 And this in the confines of Silicon Valley is not only considered not unusual, it's considered virtuous.

01:30:48.000 They slander and degrade half the country and make this absurd assertion that someone like Ben Shapiro, who's a person of conviction, a person of character, is somehow on the road to genocide.

01:31:00.000 It's absolutely ridiculous.

01:31:02.000 They should retract and eliminate this program immediately.

01:31:06.000 Fuck you.

01:31:08.000 I hate you.

01:31:11.000 Don't.

01:31:11.000 That makes it look like Tucker hates Chris Ruffo.

01:31:14.000 Oh.

01:31:15.000 This was a funny tweet I saw that is a good segue to talk about crime briefly.

01:31:19.000 3-4.

01:31:23.000 So he sees that picture of those girls who, by the way, turn the picture sideways if you want to get both of you into a very horizontal picture.

01:31:33.000 But he goes, Jamel goes, hey, you fine.

01:31:38.000 And then Alden goes, hey, man, aren't you the guy who burnt down the adoption center?

01:31:43.000 Because he's using the same picture.

01:31:47.000 Washington State Patrol relies on the public's help to keep the state safe.

01:31:53.000 If you have any information on the whereabouts of these wanted persons.

01:31:57.000 So anyway, here was a great thread about jail, where even I'm relatively uninformed about it, and I tend to, like you, think that there's, you know, it's all drugs.

01:32:09.000 There's someone there with a joint.

01:32:12.000 I read this post by David A. French to hear his arguments on heart.

01:32:15.000 That said, this essay suffers from the same problems most analyses on crime and punishment in this country do.

01:32:20.000 One, lack of specificity.

01:32:22.000 Two, misplaced sympathies.

01:32:24.000 Three, and an unwillingness to assess trade-offs.

01:32:29.000 So keep going down with it.

01:32:31.000 As is often the case in this area, David never says why people in this country are encouraged.

01:32:37.000 And I think I know why.

01:32:41.000 And I think I know why.

01:32:43.000 And I think I know why.

01:32:45.000 And I think I know why.

01:32:47.000 And I think I know why.

01:32:50.000 Why?

01:32:51.000 How many has are there in why?

01:32:53.000 Why?

01:32:54.000 And I think I know why.

01:32:55.000 Three.

01:32:56.000 Why?

01:32:58.000 Yeah.

01:32:58.000 And I think I know why.

01:33:00.000 It's a two-syllable why, the last one.

01:33:03.000 And I think I know why.

01:33:05.000 Why ha-hai.

01:33:06.000 Wah-ha-hi.

01:33:07.000 Wah-ha-hi.

01:33:09.000 And I think I know why.

01:33:10.000 The last one's kind of dirty, too.

01:33:12.000 It's very, very like there's some.

01:33:17.000 He should be in Sesame Street.

01:33:20.000 And I think I know why.

01:33:25.000 David never says why people in this country are incarcerated.

01:33:28.000 Before I do that, it's helpful to know that the ecosystem of confinement looks like.

01:33:32.000 There are about 630,000 people in local jails.

01:33:35.000 Some are awaiting trial.

01:33:36.000 Some are serving short sentences.

01:33:38.000 Melissa, sorry, Mercedes Carrera.

01:33:42.000 And some are serving the final stretch of a longer prison sentence.

01:33:44.000 There are about 160,000 people in federal prison.

01:33:48.000 About 45% are in for serious drug trafficking, and another 40% for public order crimes.

01:33:55.000 Wait a minute, go back up.

01:33:58.000 630,000 people in local jails, only 160,000 in federal prison?

01:34:07.000 Huh, I didn't realize that.

01:34:09.000 But we're still not up to a million, and there's well over a million people in prison.

01:34:14.000 Okay, so go down.

01:34:16.000 The largest part of the confinement ecosystem is the state prison system.

01:34:20.000 This is where over 1.2 million people are incarcerated.

01:34:23.000 Help me out here.

01:34:24.000 He just said there was barely any people in prison.

01:34:27.000 Go back up.

01:34:32.000 There are about 160,000 people in federal prison.

01:34:40.000 Got it?

01:34:41.000 Yeah, and 630,000 in local jails.

01:34:44.000 So, wait, 160,000 people in federal prison.

01:34:47.000 Then you go to the next one, and he says the state prison system, this is where 1.2, oh, I guess state prison is different than federal prison.

01:34:58.000 State, federal, and local jails.

01:35:00.000 I'm sorry.

01:35:01.000 I'm sorry.

01:35:01.000 See, I didn't even know that.

01:35:03.000 So Max and John are in state prison.

01:35:07.000 Yeah.

01:35:07.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

01:35:08.000 That's why we, because we'd always say, let's get Trump to get them out, but he can't do state prison.

01:35:13.000 1.2 million people are incarcerated.

01:35:15.000 If you let criminal justice reformers tell it, you'd think that most are there for low-level, non-violent drug crimes.

01:35:20.000 That's simply untrue.

01:35:21.000 More than half of all prisoners are there for violent offenses, including murder, rape, robbery, and assault.

01:35:28.000 About 16% are locked up for property crimes, 12% for public order, and only 14% for drugs.

01:35:36.000 Yes, you read that right.

01:35:38.000 14% for drug crimes.

01:35:41.000 Wow.

01:35:42.000 Keep going.

01:35:45.000 Unless you think there is some hidden racial disparity that explains this, please note that there's a higher percentage of whites in prison for drugs than blacks.

01:35:53.000 Whites, 16%, blacks, 13%.

01:35:56.000 So blacks are exactly as they're represented in the population.

01:35:59.000 Whites are, well, much smaller.

01:36:02.000 The unfortunate fact is that violent offenses are what drive the racial disparity in incarceration.

01:36:06.000 Yeah, wait a minute.

01:36:07.000 That stat doesn't matter because whites are 65% of the population and only 16% of the drug thing.

01:36:16.000 Of the drug thing.

01:36:18.000 There are some black people incarcerated for murder alone.

01:36:20.000 There are more black people incarcerated for murder alone, 70,000.

01:36:23.000 Than all drug crimes, 52,000.

01:36:26.000 This is the bookend to another sad reality.

01:36:28.000 The fact that the black homicide victimization rate is about six times higher than that of whites.

01:36:35.000 If anyone gave a shit about racism, they would be discussing that on a daily basis.

01:36:41.000 But they don't.

01:36:42.000 Because it involves criticizing blacks.

01:36:44.000 So they're happy to let blacks die because to protest it, to object would be to criticize a black man.

01:36:54.000 Now, you know, this is one of the oldest symbols.

01:36:58.000 Is that it?

01:37:02.000 All available data supports this claim.

01:37:04.000 As case minimum people allowed us megaphones, no ideas, an ability and willing to deal honestly with the data.

01:37:09.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

01:37:12.000 Appropriate level of incarceration reformers never do.

01:37:17.000 Well, we know what we say is the normal level of incarceration.

01:37:20.000 It should be about 5 to 10% of who's in there now.

01:37:24.000 It should be about 40, 40, 40, 45, 45.

01:37:30.000 But letting everyone get away with crime is not working out.

01:37:32.000 Okay, I'm going to sort of cheat here and I'm going to play a voicemail from a guy named Josh.

01:37:39.000 Ryan, look up in the mailbag.

01:37:42.000 The subject is audio voice message about blacks in jail.

01:37:48.000 Because it's pretty shocking.

01:37:52.000 I've got it.

01:37:57.000 Hey, what's up, Gavin and Ryan and Maddie?

01:38:00.000 I just wanted to call and leave a message because I can never get in through the fucking phone calls and it's like, it's a whole thing.

01:38:07.000 I'm the soldier who, or the ex-soldier, the veteran who wrote in about having gone from an all-male infantry battalion to a mixed gender battalion and what a fucking shit show and day and night difference it was.

01:38:21.000 This isn't why I'm calling, but I also, about two years after getting into the Army, was fucking up and ended up in jail for about six months in Tallahassee, Leon County Jail.

01:38:36.000 And I just wanted to comment because we've been having a lot of race speak and darkness this past week.

01:38:44.000 And I just wanted to comment on my experience going to jail and seeing young black kids coming into jail.

01:38:52.000 And to Tallahassee, it's right by FSU.

01:38:54.000 I'd say half of these kids were in there for armed robberies of FSU kids.

01:38:59.000 And Gavin, when I tell you it's the coolest thing these guys have ever done, it is the coolest fucking thing these young black dudes have ever done.

01:39:10.000 They are so excited to be in jail.

01:39:13.000 It's such a fucking awesome experience.

01:39:16.000 Their families who normally pay them no fucking mind as they're out in the streets gangbanging till five in the morning, all of a sudden they're showing up to put money on their books and talk to them.

01:39:26.000 And they're all of a sudden so supportive once their little fucking DeAndre Condre is in fucking jail.

01:39:34.000 And then they get, I saw this multiple times, people finding their Instagrams, like girls on the streets finding their Instagrams and sending in love letters and guys getting girlfriends while they're in jail.

01:39:47.000 So they get that.

01:39:48.000 And then they're also, this is the first time in their life they've ever been able to be somewhere sober and having almost like father figures around them because there's these older, there's these older black guys in jail that are maybe from their neighborhood or someone who's got a bit of a rep and they're getting to sit there and have one-on-one time with this older male.

01:40:09.000 They love it.

01:40:10.000 It's an incredible experience.

01:40:12.000 Jail for these guys, as long as it doesn't go too much further than like three months, they fucking love it.

01:40:19.000 They're having a blast.

01:40:21.000 They have fucking TV to the cable to watch.

01:40:26.000 They got food coming in every day.

01:40:27.000 Lots of people put money on their books.

01:40:29.000 You got money in your books.

01:40:30.000 You can buy fucking cookies, burrito rolls, hot sauce, squeeze cheese, whatever the fuck you want.

01:40:37.000 These guys fucking like it.

01:40:40.000 They fucking like it.

01:40:41.000 And it just kind of blew my whole mind and sort of changed my whole perspective on the whole fucking racial crime disproportionality that goes on.

01:40:52.000 And I started to also realize these guys are not poor.

01:40:55.000 These are not coming from poor families, fucked up families.

01:40:58.000 Some of these, I met two kids in there that had, you know, families in Tallahassee too.

01:41:03.000 They had fucking college professor parents that had good income.

01:41:06.000 That their parents were even together.

01:41:09.000 It's the fucking culture.

01:41:11.000 And it's a culture that rewards materialism, rewards criminality, rewards pursuit of money at all costs, and is celebrated in jail.

01:41:20.000 Jail is a cool, a cool rite of passage for these young black guys.

01:41:26.000 And it's fucked up.

01:41:28.000 Anyways.

01:41:30.000 That was great.

01:41:31.000 Thanks for everything y'all do.

01:41:32.000 I rarely play a whole voice message from a viewer, but I just thought that was a fascinating take.

01:41:40.000 And, you know, one of the biggest problems with Tattletale journalists, these pussies over at Daily Beast, Huffington Post, Washington Post, MSNBC, NPRs, they never met anyone who went to jail.

01:41:53.000 So they have this very juvenile view of the world, which is everyone's racist.

01:41:58.000 You don't see me.

01:41:59.000 You just see a black Muslim.

01:42:01.000 They're thrown in jail for no reason.

01:42:04.000 Everyone's mean to them.

01:42:05.000 They're marginalized.

01:42:07.000 It's all based on myths.

01:42:09.000 It's all horseshit.

01:42:14.000 Now, this is kind of a unique take I wanted to show here.

01:42:17.000 This is someone who...

01:42:20.000 Now, I'm of two minds with these kind of things.

01:42:24.000 On the one hand, I go, look, people are just trying to be nice and they're naive and they've never met a black person before and you're bitching about it.

01:42:31.000 So part of it is that.

01:42:33.000 But the majority of my reaction to this is this is the way whites treat blacks.

01:42:39.000 They see them as pets.

01:42:40.000 So they got their pet a bunch of pet stuff.

01:42:45.000 Last year, I went to go pick up this gift from the district, thinking maybe it's a I was already pretty insulted by it, but I wanted to see what it was.

01:42:53.000 And so I went and picked it up from the district because we were, of course, teaching online the whole year.

01:42:58.000 And I got this.

01:43:02.000 Wait, stop, pause.

01:43:05.000 Mercedes calling from jail.

01:43:33.000 Hey, Mercedes, how you doing?

01:43:35.000 Hey, I'm good.

01:43:36.000 How are you?

01:43:37.000 Good.

01:43:37.000 I'm just we're shooting the show here.

01:43:39.000 You're live on the air.

01:43:40.000 We were just talking about jail, actually, and how some black kids enjoy it.

01:43:46.000 Um, well, you know, I would say that it's not just a racial thing.

01:43:52.000 I think there's just some people that enjoy it.

01:43:56.000 It's because it's, you know, I mean, to be honest, it's not really that all that different from what some people in some socioeconomic situations are unused to.

01:44:10.000 And my last, uh, my last cellmate, she was a white girl, she lives in a tent when she's not here.

01:44:17.000 She lives in a tent outside the parole office.

01:44:20.000 Is she a mess head?

01:44:22.000 Yes.

01:44:23.000 And so, you know, so living in jail, being in jail is a respite from her usual situation.

01:44:32.000 So she comes in here, you know, for three months and then she'll be out of jail for five days and she'll violate parole and then she'll come right back in.

01:44:40.000 And I mean, to be frank, you know, compared to living in a tent outside the parole office, this is a superior situation.

01:44:46.000 And jail is great because, you know, these idiots sit around, you know, people like her, they sit around eating junk food and watching bad TV all day, and it's a superior situation to what they're used to.

01:44:57.000 Three hots in a cot.

01:45:00.000 Oh, it's, I mean, well, we don't get three hots anymore.

01:45:03.000 We get one hot, two peanut butter sandwiches.

01:45:05.000 But, you know, I mean, they're sitting around socializing and eating junk food and watching TV all day.

01:45:10.000 They're not expected to do anything.

01:45:12.000 This isn't a labor camp.

01:45:13.000 It's not the gulag.

01:45:15.000 So it's, but it's not great for you.

01:45:17.000 How is your iron deficiency coming along?

01:45:20.000 Well, I need another blood test that they have not provided me.

01:45:25.000 So yeah, for somebody who's a taxpayer, this is absolute hell.

01:45:29.000 But for the welfare recipients of society, this is just, you know, par for the horse.

01:45:34.000 This is what they're expecting, you know, this is what they expect.

01:45:36.000 This is what they're used to.

01:45:38.000 And for a lot of them that are repeat probation and parole violators, they're part of the jail scene.

01:45:44.000 And, you know, it's funny.

01:45:45.000 When I went over to quarantine, I've been here so long.

01:45:50.000 I knew a lot of the parole and probation violators from my time at the other jail.

01:45:54.000 They all knew me.

01:45:55.000 They were happy to see me.

01:45:55.000 They said, hey, Mercedes.

01:45:57.000 Yeah, they were stoked to see the porn star again.

01:46:01.000 So, you know, it's kind of a weird place.

01:46:04.000 You sound pretty upbeat.

01:46:05.000 You sound much healthier than the last few calls.

01:46:08.000 Yeah, because they stopped dosing me with the iron that I'm convinced is some sort of kill pill.

01:46:14.000 It's probably something that was a reject from India that has some sort of compound in it that is toxic.

01:46:24.000 So I declined that.

01:46:26.000 I saw a doctor and I said, hey, you know, that compound is making me feel really, really sick.

01:46:31.000 And so he agreed with me and he pulled me off of it.

01:46:34.000 But had I not been so on top of my own health and willing to oppose the doctors here, if I was just one of these stupid people that said, oh, well, the doctors didn't have to take it because I'll probably be dead by now.

01:46:45.000 Jesus.

01:46:45.000 Okay, we have to wrap it up.

01:46:47.000 What should you tell our viewers how they can help?

01:46:51.000 All right.

01:46:52.000 Well, I mean, if you want to help me keep my spirits up, write me letters.

01:46:55.000 I love you guys.

01:46:56.000 I keep getting letters from people who listen to your show.

01:46:59.000 It makes me so happy.

01:47:02.000 So do that.

01:47:03.000 Contact your local people, especially OSHA.

01:47:09.000 Contact OSHA about the conditions in the jails.

01:47:11.000 Okay.

01:47:12.000 Now, are you going to be blowing every single person that wrote you a letter?

01:47:16.000 There must be like dozens.

01:47:19.000 You know what?

01:47:19.000 I absolutely will.

01:47:21.000 That's a great idea.

01:47:23.000 I'm going to do that.

01:47:24.000 Thank you.

01:47:25.000 You're going to go in a blowbender.

01:47:27.000 I'm going to go.

01:47:28.000 Yeah, we're going to do a blow bang.

01:47:31.000 It's going to be the mercived curve blow bang.

01:47:33.000 Post-jail blow bang.

01:47:35.000 Okay.

01:47:36.000 Well, we're happy you're feeling better.

01:47:38.000 Hang in there.

01:47:38.000 Thank you.

01:47:39.000 I love you.

01:47:40.000 Love you too.

01:47:41.000 Bye.

01:47:42.000 Bye.

01:47:44.000 That's fun.

01:47:45.000 Talking about jail.

01:47:46.000 Someone calls from jail.

01:47:50.000 Oh, yeah.

01:47:50.000 So, sorry, go back to the video.

01:47:55.000 And here it is right here.

01:47:57.000 In it was, of course, the Black Educators Matter mask, which I would never wear in front of my students.

01:48:04.000 Imagine if someone wore a white Educator's Matter mask.

01:48:06.000 This is also a political statement, by the way.

01:48:08.000 So stop.

01:48:09.000 Obviously.

01:48:12.000 They don't just want their blacks to be pets, like a normal pet.

01:48:16.000 They want it to do tricks and be a real black person, which is why I think a lot of these mulattoes are very militant.

01:48:24.000 It's not because they hate Whitey or they've read about the Black Panthers.

01:48:28.000 It's because the whites want them to do that.

01:48:30.000 Like my mother-in-law is 100% Indian.

01:48:32.000 And when she was in college, like her friends wanted her to have feather earrings.

01:48:37.000 I have one Indian friend.

01:48:39.000 I want her to pull out all the stops.

01:48:41.000 If you play golf and listen to country music and stuff, I'm not really getting my money's worth out of my pet Indian.

01:48:49.000 So can you wear little leather booties and say how and stuff and ride a horse to college every day?

01:48:55.000 So what they're really doing is they're dressing up their pet and they're saying, we want you not just to be our Jamaican friend with a giant forehead that looks like a light bulb.

01:49:04.000 We want you to be a radical black activist.

01:49:07.000 And that's not who she is.

01:49:09.000 Talk about see me.

01:49:11.000 See me as a fellow teacher, not a black educator.

01:49:17.000 Black people matter, all people matter, all lives matter.

01:49:20.000 But when you see this, this is a political statement.

01:49:24.000 So if a teacher has a Black Lives Matter mask or flag or something like that, we will know what their political statement is.

01:49:32.000 Political beliefs.

01:49:33.000 It also had a cheaply pencil box and are some candies.

01:49:42.000 Candies.

01:49:44.000 And I love being black pin.

01:49:49.000 I also got a bunch of letters from like various organizations.

01:49:56.000 Really long letters from various organizations.

01:49:59.000 This one says, we greet you and welcome you in the ancient African greeting of OTEP, which means the God in me greets the God in you.

01:50:06.000 This is a special greeting for the ones whom the ancients saw as special.

01:50:10.000 You are all special.

01:50:11.000 So this is for all the black teachers.

01:50:14.000 And got this donut book.

01:50:16.000 Okay, hold on a second.

01:50:17.000 Stop again.

01:50:18.000 I've experienced this level of naivete in Taiwan.

01:50:22.000 When I was teaching English there, they would say, yeah, he's white.

01:50:26.000 And then the others would correct them and go, no, no, no, don't say white.

01:50:29.000 The Term is Western.

01:50:30.000 You don't call them white.

01:50:32.000 And I could see getting a box that said, I love being white from your total Chinese teachers that could barely speak English, had never been to North America, any Western country.

01:50:44.000 I could almost see them.

01:50:44.000 They'd have a little Canadian pin and I love being white pin, and they'd maybe give me a cowboy hat.

01:50:51.000 Like this is China levels, and yes, Taiwan is in China.

01:50:56.000 This is China levels naivete.

01:51:01.000 It had another I love being black sticker in it.

01:51:05.000 A really cheapy loofah.

01:51:08.000 That's mean.

01:51:08.000 This was also on it, signed by some of the, I think the parents put together this and the district handed it to the teacher.

01:51:16.000 So it has the BLM fist and the African, the Africa, actually I'm Jamaican, but the Africa, the continent of Africa on it.

01:51:24.000 But why do they sign the back?

01:51:26.000 Like if you have a sticker, when you take the back thing off, that's garbage now.

01:51:32.000 Avon, which is actually expired from 2005.

01:51:40.000 Honey body wash, right?

01:51:43.000 Because, you know, black people need honey, have dry skin.

01:51:48.000 Do you get what I'm saying of the two minds?

01:51:51.000 Like, cheapy loofah seems kind of...

01:51:53.000 They just bought you a loofah, fuck off.

01:51:55.000 But I love being black.

01:51:57.000 We welcome you with African hotep.

01:52:01.000 That's embarrassing.

01:52:04.000 I think Ilhan Omar is mad that everyone wants to be white.

01:52:12.000 I don't know.

01:52:12.000 You moved here and you speak English.

01:52:14.000 You seem to be trying to be white.

01:52:16.000 This is 3.7.

01:52:18.000 Skin lightening cosmetics are part of an $8.6 billion global industry.

01:52:24.000 These products have real-life consequences.

01:52:26.000 The U.S. should be part of the advocacy to condemn and limit the usage of these products.

01:52:32.000 So I got to go to India now and take all the skin whitening shit off the shelf.

01:52:38.000 No, I'm not doing that.

01:52:41.000 Everyone, it seems to be all over the third world, all of these shithole countries, they have their own racism.

01:52:49.000 And they have decided that the darker you are, the less valuable you are.

01:52:53.000 So darker people are staying out of the sun and lightening their skin.

01:52:58.000 That's not my fault, bitch.

01:52:59.000 That's you guys.

01:53:05.000 And I want to get to this Emma Sarli chick because I got obsessed with it for a while.

01:53:10.000 But we just have to clean up because I'm not going to see it till Monday.

01:53:15.000 Just a brief look at life without police here in New York.

01:53:19.000 Work.

01:53:28.000 It's the wedding bye for me.

01:53:31.000 Hi.

01:53:32.000 I'm just stealing stuff.

01:53:34.000 I wish I knew what he said.

01:53:37.000 It's like, I don't give you permission to film.

01:53:40.000 That guy seemed to have a uniform on at the end.

01:53:43.000 Right?

01:53:46.000 Halloween candy?

01:53:47.000 Like, how much is Halloween candy?

01:53:50.000 Yeah, where does that guy work?

01:53:51.000 Picking up some stuff before I go to work.

01:53:57.000 Just steal it.

01:54:01.000 And then finally, last thing before we get into my favorite topic within racism is this woman, this story's going nowhere.

01:54:09.000 Yes, I know it's in Daily Mail, New York Post.

01:54:11.000 It lived for a second.

01:54:13.000 There's going to be no riots, no statues, no nothing for this woman who saw there was a major conflict going on, didn't want to be part of it.

01:54:22.000 She's got a five-month-old son, so she got the fuck out of there.

01:54:26.000 And an affirmative action black man shot this very white-looking woman in the head.

01:54:32.000 She's brain dead.

01:54:34.000 Mona Rodriguez was shot while leaving Millocan High School in Long Beach Monday.

01:54:39.000 She was driving away, having gotten into a fight with a 15-year-old girl when a school safety officer shot into the vehicle, which had two other people inside.

01:54:47.000 The father of Rodriguez's child said officer gave no warning before shooting.

01:54:51.000 Police are investigating.

01:54:54.000 The officers are highly trained and held accountable.

01:54:56.000 So it's affirmative action hire.

01:54:58.000 It's a black guy, just like the one who shot Ashley Bobbitt.

01:55:02.000 Totally inept, totally not qualified.

01:55:06.000 And this story will die and he will receive zero punishment.

01:55:10.000 Scroll down.

01:55:13.000 No pictures of him, by the way.

01:55:15.000 Oh, have they got the video?

01:55:27.000 Not that you should be fighting teenagers when you have a five-month phone.

01:55:33.000 So she screeched out of there and they shot her in the head.

01:55:51.000 Scroll down more.

01:55:55.000 There she is.

01:55:57.000 There's the new George Floyd.

01:56:00.000 Can you imagine if the races were reversed?

01:56:04.000 Keep going.

01:56:07.000 There she is now.

01:56:09.000 Braindead is dead.

01:56:12.000 She's toast.

01:56:23.000 Keep going.

01:56:23.000 I want to see the officer.

01:56:28.000 What's that say?

01:56:29.000 Well, go back, go back.

01:56:31.000 The father of Rodriguez's child.

01:56:35.000 Okay.

01:56:37.000 I'm not showing the officer.

01:56:38.000 Why is he not around?

01:56:40.000 Okay, so I kind of got obsessed with that chick who was fired for saying, go back to your hood.

01:56:47.000 And I thought it was just a random black dude, but it's not.

01:56:50.000 This guy has devoted his life to black grievance and microaggressions.

01:56:56.000 He's done entire interviews about having his hair touched, which is the life of a punk rocker.

01:57:02.000 Your life as a black man is as horrible as being punk.

01:57:06.000 If you have a large green mohawk, someone that knows you is going to be like, what is, is that glue?

01:57:14.000 We've had a baby monster send an interesting take on it.

01:57:17.000 They go, we have sort of ghetto-fied our vernacular, and especially young white girls, they'll say shit like, I swear to God, if she doesn't have that proposal ready by Friday, I'm going to bust a cap in her ass, that bitch.

01:57:29.000 Yeah, yeah.

01:57:31.000 How you doing, girl?

01:57:32.000 Don't front.

01:57:34.000 It's half joking, but it's half serious.

01:57:36.000 Well, I got to go back to my crib first.

01:57:39.000 Yeah.

01:57:40.000 Yo, yo.

01:57:42.000 What's up?

01:57:43.000 Time for a yo.

01:57:45.000 If touching black people's hair is racist, the fact that I have no desire to touch their hair is that, what does that make me?

01:57:52.000 Sub-racist.

01:57:54.000 Okay.

01:57:55.000 It's a good name for a band.

01:57:57.000 Yeah, actually, pretty dope.

01:58:00.000 So when she said, go back to your hood, she was using black vernacular to say, get the fuck out of here, yo.

01:58:11.000 Right.

01:58:11.000 She wasn't like, you need to go back to your black neighborhood where you people belong.

01:58:16.000 She was like trying to be ghetto because she was drunk and she was talking black to black people.

01:58:22.000 So whites have co-opted black vernacular, yet when they say it to blacks, they shit their pants.

01:58:28.000 So that article was a pretty good article about it.

01:58:31.000 Was that on Red State Politics?

01:58:33.000 Yep.

01:58:36.000 So that's her name, Emma Sarley.

01:58:39.000 Bullies Crave Domination.

01:58:40.000 Frederick Joseph videoed Emma Sarley at a dog park.

01:58:44.000 According to Joseph, it wasn't his dog.

01:58:48.000 Joseph also claimed that Sarley asked him to go back to his own hood.

01:58:51.000 Whether she said that is highly debatable.

01:58:52.000 After the alleged hood comment, Joseph turned to some rando dude and asked the rando to verify his claim.

01:58:59.000 Rando dude, standing with a beer in hand and no dog in sight, nods his approval and confirms the leading question.

01:59:05.000 All of this smells fishy as weak old tuna.

01:59:11.000 She's probably a left-leaning, lifelong, I'd never vote for Republican Dem.

01:59:17.000 But it turns out that Frederick Joseph wrote a book called The Black Friend on Being a Better White Person.

01:59:25.000 Okay, so this is where it starts to get good.

01:59:27.000 Go to 4-1.

01:59:29.000 This is actually this tweet is what got me to do the deep dive.

01:59:33.000 And we would really appreciate a celebrity gossip drop, but I'd also like something that goes deep dive.

01:59:44.000 People are trying to do a deep dive on this poor girl.

01:59:48.000 Her age, wedding, family, husband, biography, lifestyle.

01:59:51.000 You bitch.

01:59:52.000 The full dock.

01:59:54.000 You possibly mumbled something slightly rude.

01:59:59.000 Ooh, this is a right-wing chick?

02:00:00.000 Right-wing chick?

02:00:01.000 Yeah, she looks familiar.

02:00:03.000 Cancel Thirst.

02:00:07.000 Can't put my finger on it.

02:00:09.000 What is it with this guy?

02:00:10.000 Can someone identify it?

02:00:12.000 This is the guy, right?

02:00:13.000 Not sure why you start in the top right.

02:00:16.000 Why wouldn't you start in the top left like a normal human from Earth?

02:00:23.000 Oh, you did?

02:00:24.000 Okay.

02:00:25.000 So many white people and police officers in Harlem, it doesn't even feel comfortable.

02:00:30.000 And this guy looks pretty darn white.

02:00:31.000 They say he's from Yonkers.

02:00:33.000 I'm dubious.

02:00:34.000 He maybe lives in Yonkers now, grew up with a white or Hispanic mom.

02:00:38.000 White men are fragile as fuck.

02:00:41.000 He tweeted that after knocking one out and kicking his face into the ground after sucker punching one.

02:00:46.000 They all bleed and shit.

02:00:47.000 White men are literally the most fragile group of people in history.

02:00:50.000 All of this because they feel some false sense of oppression and being slighted.

02:00:55.000 It's actually funny to me how emotionally and mentally fragile some white men are.

02:01:00.000 So this is the problem with fucking with him on Twitter because any criticism you give him is his currency.

02:01:07.000 See?

02:01:08.000 Look, more white men.

02:01:10.000 They can't handle that I called them out.

02:01:12.000 So I can't do anything on Twitter, but what I'd recommend you do is praising him.

02:01:18.000 Like, so it's so awesome you got that white bitch canceled.

02:01:22.000 She'll never work again.

02:01:24.000 That'll teach women to mumble rude things occasionally when they're drunk.

02:01:29.000 That would be a good one I'd like to send.

02:01:33.000 I hate how people are calling you fragile.

02:01:35.000 Black male fragility is totally different from white male fragility.

02:01:41.000 That's a good one.

02:01:42.000 Sarcasm is the only way to go.

02:01:45.000 So then I looked up his everybody wiki and the moments that define him.

02:01:54.000 Okay, born and raised in Yonkers, New York, for sure.

02:01:59.000 But his two biggest claim to fames are he raised the most GoFundMe money ever.

02:02:06.000 Wow.

02:02:07.000 I think it was, there it is, almost a million dollars, $950,000.

02:02:12.000 So what's he doing with that money?

02:02:14.000 Is he getting kids shelter, maybe a big brother thing, or maybe setting up a baseball league, some sort of sports thing, sports equipment, maybe some entrepreneur fund?

02:02:25.000 I don't know.

02:02:26.000 Maybe he's just cleaning up there.

02:02:28.000 A million bucks.

02:02:29.000 Clean up a town like the South Bronx.

02:02:31.000 Make it beautiful.

02:02:33.000 This was for Harlem kids.

02:02:34.000 So Harlem's a disgusting shithole with abandoned storefronts everywhere.

02:02:38.000 Maybe you could bring back some of those beautiful mom-and-pop retail stores that were so big there.

02:02:43.000 Help them out.

02:02:44.000 Replenish.

02:02:45.000 You know what he did with the money?

02:02:48.000 He brought thousands and thousands of kids to see Black Panther.

02:02:54.000 That's what he spent the money on.

02:02:56.000 It was the Black Panther challenge.

02:02:59.000 So that's one accomplishment.

02:03:01.000 Okay.

02:03:01.000 Thanks very much, Fred.

02:03:03.000 His second one was he wore that Redskins Caucasian shirt.

02:03:08.000 Oh.

02:03:08.000 Which was awesome.

02:03:10.000 Which makes white people so fucking mad.

02:03:13.000 Oh my God.

02:03:14.000 See if you can pull that up.

02:03:16.000 I've even seen, I went to my daughter's soccer team and I guess they knew that her dad was Gavin McInnes.

02:03:22.000 So one of the white guys wore this shirt to drive me crazy.

02:03:27.000 Because this is the fucking auspices of this ridiculous prank.

02:03:33.000 Well, there's a different one.

02:03:35.000 There's one where he has a cigar and money and stuff.

02:03:39.000 But okay, let's take...

02:03:40.000 Yeah, that's the one.

02:03:42.000 No, that one.

02:03:42.000 No, up, up.

02:03:44.000 There, there.

02:03:45.000 No, dip, dip.

02:03:46.000 but the lucky luck guy.

02:03:49.000 Oh.

02:03:50.000 That one.

02:03:51.000 So that's the one the guy was wearing.

02:03:53.000 The lucky luck guy that triggered it for me.

02:03:55.000 I was like, oh, yeah, lucky luck.

02:03:57.000 I don't know what that means.

02:03:59.000 Richie Rich, I think I guess I was thinking of it.

02:04:02.000 Money sign, blonde, middle part, Caucasian.

02:04:06.000 We're supposed to hate that.

02:04:08.000 It's like, no, it seems pretty cool to me.

02:04:10.000 So this is what you're supposed to do.

02:04:12.000 You're supposed to not understand why the Cleveland Indians are bad or the Washington Redskins or Chief Wampum.

02:04:19.000 You're supposed to not understand that.

02:04:20.000 Haha, shut up.

02:04:21.000 It's just a guy.

02:04:22.000 Relax.

02:04:23.000 And then you see that and you're supposed to go.

02:04:29.000 Holy shit.

02:04:32.000 I get it now.

02:04:34.000 It fucking sucks.

02:04:36.000 If there's one thing that freaks me out, it's being called Caucasian.

02:04:41.000 What?

02:04:43.000 I wore a Caucasian shirt to expose the hypocrisy of racist logos.

02:04:48.000 So he claims that he got tons of blowback for this.

02:04:54.000 Death threats.

02:04:56.000 Oh, so he didn't even have the kookier one.

02:04:58.000 He had the plain one.

02:05:01.000 I would like to call the largest bullshit in the history of calling bullshit.

02:05:08.000 Nobody had a problem with this giant black man wearing a shirt that said Caucasians.

02:05:15.000 Boom, these explosions of bullshit.

02:05:18.000 So these are his two contributions to, sorry, these are two of his most relevant contributions to society.

02:05:26.000 And then the third is now this book, which is, of course, just a huge pile of me search.

02:05:32.000 Every black doctoral thesis and every black book out now is just me.

02:05:39.000 Being black, being born in England, and then coming to Canada with black Scottish parents, and then moving to Quebec as an Anglo-English-speaking black man, and then moving to New York as a black man and trying to run a black magazine,

02:05:55.000 and then starting a black ad agency and getting fired for my trans opinions, and fired from vice that I started here.

02:06:05.000 Sorry, brought here from Montreal.

02:06:07.000 And then starting my own thing and getting fired from the blaze as a black man.

02:06:12.000 Just me, me, me.

02:06:13.000 It's just a diary.

02:06:15.000 It's something of a diary, really.

02:06:22.000 And it's the same with Michelle Obama's book, Becoming Michelle.

02:06:27.000 Barack Obama's book.

02:06:28.000 I think he's got two out that are exactly the same.

02:06:31.000 Dreams of My Father and I Miss My Dad.

02:06:34.000 That's not impressive, just to write about your life.

02:06:39.000 Update, they found her.

02:06:41.000 Her name is Emma Sarley.

02:06:42.000 Other info's in the thread.

02:06:44.000 Yes.

02:06:48.000 So his book is all about you suck, basically, and you don't even realize how racist you are.

02:06:54.000 I mean, this sort of goes back to that Jamaican woman who was getting the thing.

02:06:58.000 I wouldn't call it racist.

02:06:59.000 I'd call it annoying and stupid and naive.

02:07:03.000 But she's different because she recognizes that all lives matter and she's not playing the game.

02:07:08.000 He's the opposite of her.

02:07:11.000 He would like that box of gifts.

02:07:14.000 He'd say it wasn't good enough, but he'd like it.

02:07:17.000 Anyway, look at the cucks who enjoyed reading his book.

02:07:22.000 This is the kind of person that buys the black friend on being a better white person.

02:07:29.000 4-3.

02:07:35.000 4-3.

02:07:36.000 Hi, my name is Colby Sharp.

02:07:37.000 I'm a fifth-grade teacher in Michigan.

02:07:40.000 Okay.

02:07:43.000 We're doing a long show, so maybe the computer machines are getting tired.

02:07:46.000 The computer machines getting tired.

02:07:51.000 Hi, my name is Colby Sharp.

02:07:52.000 I'm a fifth-grade teacher in Michigan.

02:07:53.000 I'm so excited to be telling you about a book today that was extremely powerful, extremely important, and will help me to be the person that I strive to be.

02:08:03.000 It was one of those times where I was reading a book and I felt like it was written for me.

02:08:06.000 If that's ever been the case for you, if you've ever had a book that you read and like, oh my gosh, this book was written for me.

02:08:11.000 It's like the author knew what I needed and like this book is for me or the story is for me.

02:08:16.000 If that's ever happened to you, let me know down in the comments below a book that you felt that way while you're doing it.

02:08:21.000 Don't you want to murder him?

02:08:22.000 I'm going to tell you about the book.

02:08:23.000 Oh, comments are off.

02:08:24.000 I was going to leave.

02:08:26.000 Let's go.

02:08:29.000 Weird Webby in his comments.

02:08:32.000 Thank you so much for tuning in today.

02:08:33.000 If you are new to my channel, thank you.

02:08:35.000 I hope that you are finding what you're doing.

02:08:36.000 So there's a lot of preamble here.

02:08:38.000 Maybe jump ahead a little bit.

02:08:40.000 Imagine that was teaching your fucking kids.

02:08:43.000 I can do that.

02:08:44.000 It is the story.

02:08:45.000 It's a lot of the story of his life as growing up a black boy and then a black man in this country of the United States.

02:08:54.000 And he does this amazing thing where he weaves all of these lessons into the stories of his life.

02:09:04.000 And it's just so fascinating.

02:09:05.000 I don't know how he did it.

02:09:06.000 Like any fucking human ever?

02:09:10.000 Isn't that what a story is?

02:09:11.000 Oh my God.

02:09:12.000 Like, you know, you hear all these stories.

02:09:15.000 But he did it while being black, though.

02:09:17.000 With him as a kid and growing up.

02:09:19.000 And then, like, throughout the chapters, he weaves in these conversations with people, like these really amazing humans, including Angie Thomas from The Hate You Give.

02:09:29.000 He talks to her in this book, Jamel Hill.

02:09:31.000 We know her originally from U.S. I think I might have to get this book.

02:09:36.000 Just to torture myself.

02:09:39.000 Imagine you're like, this guy's actually kind of cool.

02:09:41.000 I mean.

02:09:41.000 Be a person that cares about the world.

02:09:43.000 So she left, and now she's doing that.

02:09:45.000 What if the whole book is about black culpability and how we need to get out of jail and fucking get our shit together, guys?

02:09:51.000 White people are racist, but it is our own fault.

02:09:53.000 We killed each other at record numbers.

02:09:56.000 How the bird, what's his ball able?

02:10:00.000 What's 4-4?

02:10:01.000 Anyway, you can guess how that goes on.

02:10:03.000 He doesn't have anything to say, by the way.

02:10:05.000 I watch the whole review, and he gets tongue-tied, and he goes, Oh, maybe I shouldn't have done this review after reading the last chapter.

02:10:11.000 And I guess the last chapter is like, I was fucked by my dad, and some white clansman beat me and dragged me behind a horse.

02:10:18.000 And that's the guy who was sort of flummoxed from the last chapter.

02:10:23.000 Sharing this so people understand that the trauma of seeking accountability does not come without further trauma.

02:10:30.000 Yeah, someone goes, why are black people so weak, sensitive, and fragile?

02:10:35.000 And then he says, on the one hand, all he does is bitch about white male fragility.

02:10:41.000 And then when someone goes, hey man, you kind of ruined that woman's life for no reason, he goes, you don't understand the trauma I'm going through.

02:10:49.000 Oh, actually, sorry, that tweet is trauma.

02:10:53.000 So I'm showing everyone this abuse I'm getting just for seeking accountability.

02:11:02.000 So I've suffered the horrible trauma of that woman's quip.

02:11:06.000 And then I got a rude tweet.

02:11:08.000 So it's two layers of trauma.

02:11:12.000 What the...

02:11:13.000 What a cunt.

02:11:15.000 What a shitty human being.

02:11:17.000 He's my least favorite person of the week.

02:11:19.000 Whoa.

02:11:20.000 Yep.

02:11:22.000 Shithead of the week.

02:11:24.000 He tweeted this way before this one, too.

02:11:26.000 They're literally just like parodying his tweet almost.

02:11:30.000 Yeah.

02:11:30.000 That was the 26th of this year.

02:11:32.000 This was 2020.

02:11:33.000 White men are fragile.

02:11:34.000 Wait, you're attacking someone who is calling black people fragile when you've tweeted this?

02:11:37.000 And then does he say anything to that?

02:11:40.000 No, of course not.

02:11:42.000 Oh.

02:11:43.000 Oh, what are these?

02:11:44.000 Wait, go back, go back to the original thread.

02:11:48.000 Wait, you set up the electronic equivalent of a mob lynching, wreck her life and future employment prospects, but somehow you are the victim?

02:11:56.000 Oh no, setting an angry mob loose has made this even harder for me.

02:11:59.000 When?

02:12:00.000 She is responsible for her.

02:12:02.000 Yeah, vax masked anti-fascist BLM stace.

02:12:07.000 Look at her, white woman.

02:12:08.000 She's responsible for her behavior.

02:12:10.000 If she didn't want everyone to know, then she shouldn't have threatened a couple in a public place.

02:12:16.000 She made her choices and has her consequences.

02:12:20.000 She was drunk and she said some dumb shit.

02:12:24.000 Oh, she sounds like a nightmare.

02:12:27.000 Texas hates women.

02:12:30.000 Yuck.

02:12:33.000 Imagine you feel all sorts of feelings by this incident in the aftermath.

02:12:35.000 You did an extremely courageous thing.

02:12:38.000 It was so courageous.

02:12:40.000 I hate seeing the racist trolls in your replies.

02:12:43.000 Oh, God, there it is in a nutshell.

02:12:45.000 I have no evidence of any kind other than my intuition, but this probably wasn't a first for her.

02:12:52.000 Just more rationalizing a man so traumatized by a woman in the park that he spends hours inciting a mob to have her fired.

02:12:59.000 It's pathetic.

02:13:00.000 Notice it's the men that are defending her honor and the women that are happy to throw her into the fire.

02:13:08.000 You don't want to smash the patriarchy, ladies.

02:13:11.000 It's not going to go well for you.

02:13:13.000 The matriarchy is going to be cannibalism.

02:13:16.000 We are protecting you from the fucking jackals, including the women around you.

02:13:24.000 So that, what's 4 or 5?

02:13:25.000 Maybe that's the one we just showed.

02:13:27.000 This is the LinkedIn one.

02:13:28.000 Oh, yeah.

02:13:29.000 And then the mom on LinkedIn may be even worse.

02:13:33.000 Looks like she's already had to delete every single social media account.

02:13:36.000 You're excited about bringing on Emma Sarley, who is a known racist.

02:13:40.000 This is to her fucking boss.

02:13:42.000 And going viral as we type.

02:13:44.000 She confronted and accosted a black couple at a local Brooklyn dog park over the weekend and told them in so many racist terms that they weren't wanted there.

02:13:52.000 You're excited about that?

02:13:53.000 Shameful.

02:13:54.000 Oh, this is because the CEO in an old tweet had said, like, we're excited to have Emma come on board and work with our group.

02:14:02.000 This is, you know what, this is Justine Sacco all over again.

02:14:05.000 Remember her?

02:14:06.000 She was flying to South Africa where she's from.

02:14:08.000 And she said, I'm on my way to Africa.

02:14:10.000 Hope I don't get AIDS.

02:14:12.000 Oh, that can't happen.

02:14:13.000 I'm white.

02:14:14.000 Or just kidding, I'm white.

02:14:15.000 I can't get AIDS.

02:14:17.000 And then by the time she landed, there was a hashtag called Wait Till Justine Lands or something.

02:14:26.000 And that's it.

02:14:28.000 She was completely fucked for life.

02:14:30.000 She ended up doing volunteer work in Africa, which is like the odds of rape are pretty high, to try to...

02:14:40.000 She was, oh, she's really good in that book, so you've been publicly shamed, which I highly recommend.

02:14:45.000 She was very reluctant to do the interview because she just didn't want more attention brought to it.

02:14:49.000 But she did all this volunteer work.

02:14:50.000 She's got to change her name at this point.

02:14:54.000 All right, I had to get that off my chest.

02:14:57.000 Because it's like the guy's a total and utter shithead.

02:14:59.000 He does something horrible.

02:15:01.000 Someone shows him a mirror of what he is and what he just did, and he makes it even more about him and his horrible life as a black man.

02:15:10.000 Fuck you.

02:15:13.000 Oh, look, they give the animals their own National Geographic shirt after they're in the.

02:15:18.000 So I was just told that Bevy has terminated Emma Sarley after her racist attack against my fiancé and I in the dog park.

02:15:28.000 And while it's unfortunate that she had to lose her job, I do think that this is a conversation about accountability, especially in a country where black and brown people, marginalized people as a whole, have seen so little of it oftentimes,

02:15:45.000 right?

02:15:46.000 You know, having to bear the burden of racism.

02:15:48.000 Because we have to bear the brunt of it.

02:15:50.000 Why is bear?

02:15:51.000 Yeah, bear the burden of it.

02:15:52.000 We didn't have the luxury of dealing with the myths and legend because we had to bear the brunt of it.

02:15:55.000 It's just like made-up language.

02:15:57.000 Bear the brunt of it.

02:15:58.000 It's like Trekkies or something.

02:16:00.000 Yeah.

02:16:00.000 Having to bear the burden of racism.

02:16:02.000 Why is bear capitalized?

02:16:05.000 Why is it such capitalized?

02:16:10.000 You know what?

02:16:11.000 You're the brunt of it, Bear.

02:16:13.000 That's your bear actions, right?

02:16:17.000 And I don't think that it's up to victims to have to coddle people who are engaging in abuse.

02:16:26.000 When I woke up yesterday morning, I didn't expect to have to be a part of this conversation.

02:16:32.000 I didn't expect to go to the dog park as a black person and have to receive racism.

02:16:40.000 I received racism.

02:16:42.000 It is unfortunate what happened.

02:16:44.000 I hope that Emma learns from this.

02:16:46.000 I hope that other people learn from this.

02:16:49.000 What were you planning on doing if not getting her fired, sir?

02:16:51.000 By posting all of her information.

02:16:53.000 Oh, he worked hard.

02:16:55.000 He worked hard to get her dox.

02:16:57.000 And it was her fellow white girls around her that helped him.

02:17:02.000 Engage in abusive.

02:17:03.000 This is what white people do.

02:17:04.000 They cannot wait to stab each other in the back.

02:17:06.000 If this was a black thing, oh my god, they'd be murdering anyone who snitched.

02:17:15.000 The trauma.

02:17:21.000 Anything racist can happen?

02:17:23.000 He had racism done to him and racism can happen.

02:17:27.000 I love the fucking art these guys always have in the back.

02:17:30.000 It's just like the shittiest finger painting.

02:17:32.000 Well, it has to be by a black guy.

02:17:33.000 Yeah.

02:17:34.000 Ukande Umakovich.

02:17:37.000 And I do think that consequences are important.

02:17:39.000 So hopefully this is a learning lesson for everybody.

02:17:43.000 See, so if you guys attack this dude on Twitter, please do not just come at him and go, you fucking piece of shit, stupid N-word.

02:17:51.000 Like, that's so lame, and it gives him power.

02:17:54.000 It's like Electro and Spider-Man when they blast him with more electricity.

02:17:59.000 He just gets stronger.

02:18:00.000 Sarcasm is the only way.

02:18:02.000 Mockery is the only way.

02:18:04.000 If you attack him in any way, shape, or form, even like you're a douche, you've fallen into the trap.

02:18:10.000 Do not fall for it.

02:18:12.000 Mock him.

02:18:14.000 Pretend you're taking his side.

02:18:18.000 I left the computer in the other room.

02:18:20.000 Pull him up in video, though.

02:18:23.000 Because I saw this one interview where he didn't answer one question.

02:18:26.000 He just went on with that whole, we need to have a conversation and we need to confront our past and what we've done.

02:18:33.000 And every time he would say his bullshit answers that made no sense, her response was always, wow.

02:18:41.000 Wow.

02:18:44.000 Scroll.

02:18:45.000 Let me see if I can find it.

02:18:47.000 Did you put his name in?

02:18:48.000 Yep.

02:18:52.000 Wait, how about just YouTube?

02:18:54.000 This is his whole career.

02:18:55.000 Yeah, YouTube.

02:18:56.000 This is his whole career.

02:18:57.000 His whole career is bitching and moaning about microaggressions.

02:19:01.000 What a pussy you are.

02:19:03.000 Imagine any of us doing that.

02:19:05.000 My life is a bearded man.

02:19:12.000 Stay in your hood.

02:19:15.000 Look, he's done so many videos on this.

02:19:22.000 Villain of Williamsburg.

02:19:24.000 The black friend.

02:19:24.000 Keep going.

02:19:26.000 There it is.

02:19:28.000 Yeah.

02:19:29.000 This is such a useless garbage amateur interview.

02:19:56.000 Skip ahead.

02:19:57.000 I'm already bored.

02:19:58.000 Seeing a lot of people tweet.

02:20:00.000 I'm so discussing blackface, right?

02:20:05.000 And she had this, she was talking about this idea of literary blackface.

02:20:08.000 And it's something that's not just to just readers, but also people who are writers as well.

02:20:17.000 Because, you know, I think the example that we were talking about was if you're writing a story about time travel, right?

02:20:24.000 And you send a character back or characters back to the 1940s.

02:20:31.000 Let's say they're all white, but because the Black Lives Matter movement took place, you're like, I'm going to make one of the characters black.

02:20:37.000 Well, you also need to rewrite that story now because the black character's experience and then the subsequent experience of everyone involved with the situation.

02:20:45.000 That's the guy whose voice he sounds like.

02:20:51.000 Okay.

02:20:52.000 What if you're doing a story about the founding fathers, like a musical, and you made all of the characters black and Puerto Rican?

02:21:01.000 You called it, say, Hamilton.

02:21:04.000 Should you rewrite the story then?

02:21:07.000 Or that doesn't apply?

02:21:08.000 Oh, okay.

02:21:09.000 I got you.

02:21:11.000 Let's go to the mailbag.

02:21:12.000 Again, I forgot my computer in my office.

02:21:14.000 I'm going to have to run.

02:21:15.000 Ready?

02:21:16.000 Two.

02:21:17.000 Bed and go.

02:21:21.000 Ryan, shut up.

02:21:22.000 You don't have a death.

02:21:25.000 Let's turn our eyes together.

02:21:31.000 Let me touch it.

02:21:35.000 I made it.

02:21:38.000 I'm usually much faster than that.

02:21:40.000 I think I'm faster than you, Ryan.

02:21:41.000 No, not true.

02:21:42.000 Yep.

02:21:43.000 I could run circles around the circles that you run.

02:21:47.000 We should have a race as soon as possible.

02:21:49.000 That would be cool.

02:21:50.000 We'll schedule a race.

02:21:52.000 But my legs are stiff from sitting here for this very long episode.

02:22:02.000 Goodbye, Georgia.

02:22:03.000 Gav, nah, mate.

02:22:04.000 Georgia can fuck off.

02:22:05.000 The first officially Christian county, the home of the Caucasians and Caucasus Mountains.

02:22:10.000 Most Greek mythology is based on and set in Georgia and Armenia.

02:22:16.000 It's the home and birthplace of the West.

02:22:18.000 Oh, because I told, I was talking about countries that can fuck off.

02:22:22.000 Oh.

02:22:22.000 And I mentioned that area.

02:22:25.000 I've been there three times, and it's not only beautiful, but the people are conservative Christians who put family first.

02:22:30.000 Sure, they're not a rich country, but the wine is so cheap and good, the food so cheap and good, and the weather so good, there's really no point in being rich.

02:22:38.000 Come on, man.

02:22:40.000 Okay, I was thinking of Chechnya, I guess.

02:22:43.000 Sorry about that.

02:22:45.000 Come on, now, dog.

02:22:47.000 Come on, man.

02:22:51.000 Gavin, I've been doing personal research into alcoholism by drinking too much whiskey in White Claw.

02:22:55.000 Don't call me gay, I'm being honest.

02:22:56.000 Check out this Reddit thread.

02:22:58.000 I found this guy lays out some amazing info.

02:23:00.000 Basically, almost every problem from drinking too much goes back to B vitamins.

02:23:05.000 When you drink, your body never has a chance to use, absorb these essential B vitamins.

02:23:09.000 Ethanol is to blame.

02:23:11.000 Also, it's important to consume fat because our brains and organs need it to survive.

02:23:14.000 Lack of B vitamins for too long can cause nerve damage.

02:23:19.000 Okay, so I'll get some B vitamins.

02:23:22.000 Good to know.

02:23:25.000 What's up, Gavin and Ryan Hendrix?

02:23:28.000 I got some TikTok rapper to spit some dope bars about the bird, which is the bald eagle.

02:23:32.000 Amazing.

02:23:33.000 Keep those coming.

02:23:34.000 Let's start a collection.

02:23:44.000 Rap about the bird.

02:23:46.000 That is the bald eagle.

02:23:47.000 Eagles hella fucking bald.

02:23:49.000 I'ma come up with it like you do not see damn in the dog.

02:23:51.000 When I get it, they can bed out the stars.

02:23:53.000 I'm a big beast.

02:23:54.000 Shit, you know that you can never call when I go up.

02:23:57.000 I will never fall down.

02:23:58.000 Talking all that shit, but you finna fall out.

02:24:00.000 Let's smoke.

02:24:02.000 I like how we live in a racist society and white kids speak with black accents.

02:24:09.000 Worshiping black rappers.

02:24:12.000 Fucking thing hardly works.

02:24:14.000 Oh, your app sucks shit.

02:24:15.000 Okay.

02:24:17.000 You're working on an update because the new iPhone update, like, fucked the app up.

02:24:21.000 The new app up?

02:24:23.000 Yeah, it doesn't go to full screen and things like that.

02:24:26.000 Our guys working on it.

02:24:29.000 Hey, just curious, but do D people know there is a technology called closed captioning?

02:24:37.000 Yeah, I've always said that.

02:24:40.000 It seems like we're wasting a lot of money.

02:24:46.000 You know what's funny?

02:24:47.000 Just thinking of a deaf person watching a deaf person say something like an interview, like they're doing this.

02:24:55.000 And then the person watching it, they disagree and they're like, but all they did was just this.

02:25:03.000 Oh, God bless them, though.

02:25:05.000 Or whenever it's something that they don't support, they just don't do sign.

02:25:09.000 Oh, wow.

02:25:11.000 Take away their voice.

02:25:13.000 But yeah, at every event, and you see them out there doing this, and it's like, there's 37 deaf people in the world, and 36 of them just read the closed captions.

02:25:23.000 Why do we have interpreters at every single...

02:25:26.000 Actually, sir, you stole that thing from me.

02:25:29.000 Did you see that they caught a fake...

02:25:33.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

02:25:33.000 We talked about on the show, Tardo.

02:25:35.000 But there's a...

02:25:36.000 They tricked her.

02:25:37.000 I don't think they...

02:25:38.000 We went through their little plan.

02:25:40.000 What, to get her back?

02:25:42.000 Yeah, this is loading slow, but...

02:25:44.000 She's a serial con artist who's been arrested a million times.

02:25:50.000 Yeah, whatever.

02:25:51.000 So what are you doing?

02:25:52.000 Nah, it was gay.

02:25:54.000 What?

02:25:55.000 It was gay.

02:25:57.000 Okay.

02:25:59.000 What the fuck did you do?

02:26:00.000 Man who complained ex-Proud Boy was plotting to kill him is found dead.

02:26:06.000 An Arizona man who claimed he was targeted in a terrifying Proud Boy's assassination plot has been found dead in a suspected homicide.

02:26:15.000 Thomas Retzlaff, 55, died in his home.

02:26:20.000 Yeesh.

02:26:22.000 It's sounding like someone fucked around and then they found out.

02:26:27.000 Well, first we have to find out if they found out and fucked around.

02:26:30.000 Yeah, I heard about this.

02:26:31.000 This guy was a psychotic stalker who tortured lots of people, doxing them.

02:26:41.000 And he attacked Proud Boys and ruined their lives.

02:26:45.000 And it sounds like he just pissed off the wrong person.

02:26:48.000 So this is obviously the Daily Beast interpretation, but it should say, man who terrorized dozens of people eventually pisses off the wrong person.

02:26:59.000 Like the Proud Boy was the very least of it.

02:27:02.000 Who wrote this?

02:27:03.000 Rachel Olding.

02:27:06.000 Of course it's a chick.

02:27:13.000 Let me look at her.

02:27:14.000 I love looking up writers.

02:27:18.000 This seems to be her only thing.

02:27:23.000 Alright, anyway.

02:27:24.000 Next.

02:27:25.000 Is that her or is that her?

02:27:30.000 That's probably her.

02:27:30.000 That's more of the face they have.

02:27:34.000 Like, they have a Netflix binge face.

02:27:40.000 Here's one for all you perfumed ponces.

02:27:43.000 You either have your brain transplanted with Leroy, that's my dog, for a year.

02:27:48.000 You get his body, he gets yours.

02:27:49.000 Or for one month, whenever you shit, it comes out your mouth.

02:27:53.000 When you piss, it sprays from your nose and come seeps from your tear ducts.

02:27:57.000 You have to eat with your asshole and drink through your dick hole.

02:28:00.000 Jesus.

02:28:01.000 Easy.

02:28:03.000 That's easy.

02:28:04.000 What would you do?

02:28:04.000 Fucking be a dog for a little bit.

02:28:07.000 It would be a pretty cool experience to be a dog.

02:28:11.000 I'm already a doad.

02:28:14.000 I'd be obviously, I'd feel very vulnerable.

02:28:17.000 I'd want my safety guaranteed somehow.

02:28:21.000 And I assume I can talk.

02:28:24.000 You're a pipple.

02:28:25.000 You can.

02:28:27.000 Yeah, can I communicate with my family?

02:28:31.000 That's...

02:28:33.000 Yeah, what would Leroy do, though?

02:28:34.000 Just like lick shit and eat shit and shit?

02:28:37.000 Dear Galvin and Rain, your theory about the American divorce is not a theory.

02:28:40.000 It's true.

02:28:41.000 It's happening before our very eyes.

02:28:42.000 I work for a moving company here in Tacoma, Washington, and I pick up houses as far away as Oregon.

02:28:49.000 Everyone seems to be moving to Texas.

02:28:51.000 At one point, I got 10 people in a row moving to Texas.

02:28:54.000 Also, I got married in August.

02:28:55.000 I want to give a major shout out to your sponsor, Nita Fashions.

02:28:58.000 I am terrible at planning.

02:29:00.000 So with only a two months heads up, I messaged Nita Fashions to commission a suit.

02:29:05.000 Not only did they respond in a timely manner, but they went above and beyond with my expectations I had going into it.

02:29:10.000 I got the suit of my dreams.

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02:29:14.000 I cannot recommend them enough.

02:29:15.000 I've been referring to all my friends and family to them.

02:29:18.000 Can I get an Indian Joker?

02:29:21.000 Well, I mean, what kind of suit did you exactly get?

02:29:24.000 I mean, because they do have a lot of different patterns and things like that.

02:29:46.000 Hey, you've ignored my past two emails.

02:29:48.000 There's a good content creator.

02:29:51.000 This is the problem with these long shows.

02:29:52.000 I get tie-tie.

02:29:54.000 There's a good content creator on YouTube called Six Food Fella.

02:29:59.000 I think he's from Glasgow.

02:30:01.000 Check him out.

02:30:02.000 He does movie reviews.

02:30:06.000 Someone sent a letter saying, hey, you should get Nicki Minaj on.

02:30:10.000 Talking about the vaccine.

02:30:13.000 Obviously, mocking all these people who tell me that I should get fucking Russell Brand on and shit.

02:30:18.000 Let's see one of his videos.

02:30:20.000 Do you get to see the guy's face?

02:30:22.000 AIU is the only guy who can pull off not seeing that guy.

02:30:24.000 Hi, welcome to my movie review of G.I. Jane.

02:30:29.000 There she is there.

02:30:31.000 Looking...

02:30:32.000 She only looks good because she's Demi Moore, let's be honest.

02:30:35.000 Women with short hair, you know, don't tend to look good.

02:30:39.000 But anyway, Demi-moor as G.I. Jane.

02:30:42.000 Failure is not an option.

02:30:45.000 Now, this movie is about a woman who goes into the Marines, right?

02:30:50.000 Which is quite funny because, you know, that actually reminds me of something I seen the other day.

02:30:53.000 I'll show you in a second.

02:30:55.000 Alright, let's get to the final video.

02:31:00.000 By the way, we had a thousand pit bull letters, so I think we're done talking about pit bulls.

02:31:19.000 If you've already seen a video of a monkey riding a goat, you could probably skip this.

02:31:24.000 I was not familiar with monkeys on goats.

02:31:28.000 I didn't know it was a thing.

02:31:30.000 But let's check it out.

02:31:35.000 Got some berries there.

02:31:38.000 What country are monkeys and goats hanging out?

02:31:42.000 So it's hard to see.

02:31:43.000 You just sort of see a goat there.

02:31:46.000 Seems to have a...

02:31:47.000 Oh!

02:31:47.000 No, it's under his neck.

02:31:50.000 What are you eating?

02:31:52.000 I'm eating berries.

02:31:53.000 Why?

02:31:53.000 I want one.

02:31:57.000 Can I grab one?

02:31:58.000 I don't give a shit.

02:32:01.000 Okay.

02:32:03.000 Oh, nice.

02:32:04.000 They're blackberries.

02:32:08.000 I'm going to sit here and eat it.

02:32:12.000 Ladies and gentlemen, the weekend has arrived.

02:32:15.000 A fun show.

02:32:16.000 We caught up in a lot of gossip and racism, our two favorite subjects.

02:32:21.000 I will see you Monday.

02:32:23.000 And until I do, get fired, get in trouble, be brave, and never stop fighting.

02:32:33.000 Give it to me two times.

02:32:36.000 Give it to me three times.

02:32:49.000 Right now, someone has my number.

02:32:53.000 Ladies and gentlemen, the weekend.

02:33:01.000 Right now, someone has another number.

Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - October 01, 2021

S04E36 - DID CHELSEA HANDLER STEAL JO KOY?

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