Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - S04E37

00:00:05.000 Lately, USA is getting scarier.

00:00:07.000 Half of the Americans I see all hate America.

00:00:10.000 They hate the cops doing their best to take care of us and kneel for the five.

00:00:14.000 From New York, it's get off my lawn with it.

00:00:28.000 Apparently, no one's aware of Paris that it's embarrassing.

00:00:31.000 It's arrogance.

00:00:31.000 Our greatest enemy was always slavery and terrorists.

00:00:34.000 And now it's people in the country trying to burn the heritage.

00:00:37.000 I can't help it.

00:00:38.000 I just seem to see the world different.

00:00:40.000 It ain't Republicans or liberals.

00:00:41.000 It's mental illness.

00:00:46.000 Americans are scaring us, awareness, are caring us.

00:00:48.000 And we got a flare in us.

00:00:50.000 And it's the daring us.

00:00:52.000 I like the Seattle Mariners.

00:00:55.000 It's embarrassing.

00:00:56.000 You're fair in us when you're caring us and glaring us.

00:00:58.000 You're glaring us and tearing us.

00:01:02.000 Shitty.

00:01:02.000 I don't like rap.

00:01:03.000 I don't like music.

00:01:05.000 I used to be obsessed with music.

00:01:08.000 I worked at Sonny's gas station in Canada, Ontario, got my paycheck, got on the bus, went downtown, spent it all on records.

00:01:17.000 $15.99 they cost.

00:01:19.000 They were all imports.

00:01:20.000 They cost less than that today.

00:01:22.000 I'm talking about 1983 right now, by the by.

00:01:26.000 Even rap.

00:01:27.000 I remember when rap came out.

00:01:28.000 Loved it.

00:01:29.000 Paris was my favorite.

00:01:31.000 EPMD.

00:01:33.000 Loved them.

00:01:35.000 And now you can't spell rap without crap.

00:01:38.000 Oh, my God.

00:01:39.000 Jesse Lee Peterson.

00:01:40.000 Hi.

00:01:41.000 Hey.

00:01:43.000 I love your show, but is there something in your mouth?

00:01:47.000 No.

00:01:48.000 Well, when I was a kid, we used to eat what we used to call hot boy Oli soup.

00:01:53.000 So we would take a hot boy leaf can, open it up, and sit in front of a Saturday morning cartoon with the bowl and all that.

00:01:59.000 And we used to, with a spoon, we used to eat it real hot, right?

00:02:02.000 So the spoon was sitting in there for a while.

00:02:03.000 We're just playing around, hanging around, and watching the cartoon.

00:02:07.000 And I put a hot potato in my mouth.

00:02:09.000 Ever since that, it's been not so amazing.

00:02:12.000 So you burnt your tongue, is what you're saying.

00:02:15.000 Yeah.

00:02:16.000 In the future, Jesse, just say I burnt my tongue when I was a kid.

00:02:19.000 Okay.

00:02:20.000 I don't need to know the brand of the hot food.

00:02:23.000 I like the palm peppers ate.

00:02:26.000 I'm sorry?

00:02:27.000 What's up?

00:02:28.000 Do you like the palm that peppers ate?

00:02:31.000 No, I'm just saying your show is amazing and you squashing all them betas out there and the Libyans.

00:02:40.000 I want to go on his show again.

00:02:42.000 I mean, your show again.

00:02:44.000 Well, that broke the wall.

00:02:46.000 Maybe we can edit this part out.

00:02:50.000 I love him too, by the way.

00:02:52.000 Greg, we're not lampooning Jesse.

00:02:54.000 No.

00:02:55.000 You mock the ones the closest to you, the ones you love.

00:02:58.000 That's right.

00:03:01.000 But yeah, I don't know.

00:03:02.000 You get to an age where you're just full.

00:03:04.000 The dude from Aerosmith, he says, I think you have X amount of drinks in you, and I just drank all my drinks for my life.

00:03:11.000 And then now I'm full.

00:03:12.000 I don't have any more drinks in me.

00:03:13.000 And I went from just completely consumed with music to, after a while, advice, just getting, you know, we had to know on a monthly basis what the hot bands were.

00:03:26.000 And you just get overwhelmed and you allocate it to some like guy who works at a college radio station.

00:03:30.000 He's the only one up on it.

00:03:32.000 And Sarouche handled it.

00:03:34.000 And then, I don't know.

00:03:37.000 I don't like it.

00:03:38.000 Yeah, I know.

00:03:40.000 I'm music now too.

00:03:41.000 At the gym, I'm like, what do I even listen to?

00:03:43.000 I'd way rather listen to a podcast or a book.

00:03:49.000 Like, there's this song, Summertime is Coming.

00:03:53.000 Summertime is Coming for You.

00:03:55.000 Do you know what I'm talking about?

00:03:57.000 Is it new?

00:03:58.000 Maybe it's not Summertime.

00:03:59.000 It's coming.

00:04:01.000 Yeah, it's a top 10 hit right now.

00:04:02.000 Because for a while there, when I was switching cars, I only had the radio.

00:04:06.000 And so I was listening to pop radio or rock radio, whatever the fuck it is.

00:04:10.000 And I was just like, now that shitty accent that he made up, which is as bad as Pearl Jam with that drummer, is in my fucking head.

00:04:19.000 Get it out of there.

00:04:20.000 A book doesn't stay in your head.

00:04:22.000 It's invasive.

00:04:24.000 Anyway, Tom McDonald, great guy.

00:04:27.000 Great politics.

00:04:28.000 A very important voice here in America.

00:04:31.000 Fellow Canuck.

00:04:32.000 But what the fuck's with your face?

00:04:35.000 What the fuck is with your hair?

00:04:42.000 And, I mean, every time I look at his facial tattoos, I just think of his dad.

00:04:47.000 His dad must just be going, oh, for fuck's sake, Tommy.

00:04:50.000 My little Tom.

00:04:54.000 I don't know.

00:04:55.000 He's just like a good kind of dude.

00:04:57.000 You know, he looks like a juggler or something, but he tells like stories about this haunted place he was at.

00:05:03.000 He's a great storyteller, nice Canadian guy, patriot, but great guy.

00:05:08.000 The rap, fucking.

00:05:08.000 I just don't.

00:05:09.000 I just wish, when I see him, I wish I was blind.

00:05:15.000 And I don't understand how people can listen to rap music like that.

00:05:19.000 It's just a lecture.

00:05:20.000 You're just listening to a fast lecture.

00:05:23.000 By the way, speaking of fast lectures, I went to visit Max.

00:05:27.000 I'll tell you about that in a second.

00:05:28.000 But on the drive there, I finished Heather McDonald's War on Cops.

00:05:33.000 And I also, I was almost done that.

00:05:36.000 And then I finished in its entirety The Diversity Myth, which is exquisite.

00:05:48.000 She is the most eloquent writer I've ever read.

00:05:52.000 She has the language at her disposal.

00:05:56.000 Holy shit, can that woman write?

00:05:59.000 Wow.

00:06:00.000 So rational, too.

00:06:01.000 I decided listening to the diversity myth.

00:06:04.000 I'm just going to pay my kids, I don't know, five, 10 bucks an hour to sit with me and listen to that.

00:06:09.000 They'll have to answer questions, but we'll sit in the dark and listen to it.

00:06:13.000 The diversity delusion, sorry.

00:06:15.000 How race and gender pandering corrupt the university and undermine our experience.

00:06:23.000 Corrupt the university?

00:06:26.000 Undermined our culture.

00:06:29.000 That doesn't seem like it's correct grammar right after I said that she has the language at her disposal.

00:06:33.000 Corrupt, you know, I get it.

00:06:34.000 Corrupt the university.

00:06:36.000 But you got to get this book.

00:06:37.000 It just, it lays it out so beautifully, eloquently, mathematically that it sounds like an alien came down to earth and was like, I'm getting a little frustrated with your behavior, Western man.

00:06:52.000 Here's the fucking deal, okay?

00:06:54.000 And then just explains everything.

00:06:56.000 Everything.

00:06:58.000 They tackle the myth of campus rape.

00:07:02.000 One in five women are raped.

00:07:04.000 No, one in five women are wasted.

00:07:06.000 That's what happened.

00:07:08.000 And in both the War on Cops and this, they talk about black behavior.

00:07:13.000 Yes, blacks are in prison.

00:07:15.000 Yes, they get into a lot of shit with cops.

00:07:19.000 It's because they're doing crimes.

00:07:24.000 Although Max said 99% of the people there don't belong there.

00:07:28.000 He goes, I want to work on prison reform when I get out.

00:07:34.000 He said, you got to talk about this.

00:07:37.000 And I've already forgotten the exact name of it.

00:07:40.000 It's like burglary as a felony.

00:07:44.000 It's felony burglary.

00:07:47.000 And he goes, there's so many fucking guys in here for something like they're in a fight in the hallway, right?

00:07:54.000 And the girlfriend's in the doorway screaming, stop, stop.

00:07:56.000 And during the fight, they fall through the door, right?

00:08:01.000 Like the door was open.

00:08:03.000 They fall into the apartment, fall out of the apartment.

00:08:05.000 That's how fights work.

00:08:06.000 They cover a lot of ground.

00:08:08.000 He's now, that's now burglary.

00:08:11.000 He now entered that premises without permission.

00:08:16.000 Or he goes, you're sitting at your girlfriend's house, you guys get into an argument, you pick up a lamp, whip it against the wall, and walk out.

00:08:23.000 Felony burglary.

00:08:25.000 You're not, she doesn't want you there, and you were there.

00:08:31.000 The legal definition of burglary.

00:08:32.000 Wait, go back to that subhead?

00:08:34.000 Covers a broad range of conduct.

00:08:35.000 I wonder what conduct is considered burglary in the...

00:08:38.000 And you know about kidnapping, right?

00:08:41.000 If you like standing in front of the door or something, you're like, well, my buddy Sam Sigalnik and Seaman Sperms, they each did a year at Rikers because their friend, they stole a picture of a nude picture of their friend, Michelle Gonzalez.

00:08:53.000 She jumped on the car.

00:08:55.000 They went five feet.

00:08:57.000 They kidnapped her.

00:08:58.000 No.

00:08:59.000 Yeah.

00:09:00.000 Wow.

00:09:01.000 You travel with someone.

00:09:02.000 I think if you pick someone up and walk three feet, it's kidnapping.

00:09:06.000 Wow.

00:09:08.000 So anyway, long drive.

00:09:11.000 I was listening to Howard Stern for a little bit, and I go, I can't do this, man.

00:09:15.000 I can't drive six hours.

00:09:17.000 I'm going to go crazy.

00:09:19.000 And I felt dirty inside.

00:09:21.000 He's just such a garbage human being.

00:09:23.000 Basically, in short, he's just a low IQ dude.

00:09:27.000 He's a low quality, low IQ person with an incredible work ethic.

00:09:32.000 That's why he makes 90 million a year because he's been doing it since, what, the early 80s?

00:09:37.000 I saw a video of him getting completely berated by this guy who always goes, right?

00:09:42.000 You know the guy who always says, right?

00:09:44.000 At the end of what he says?

00:09:45.000 Really?

00:09:46.000 No?

00:09:47.000 No idea who that is.

00:09:48.000 Yeah, it was a great clip.

00:09:50.000 He just puts Howard Stern in his place.

00:09:51.000 It was wild.

00:09:52.000 I could find it.

00:09:53.000 Must be old.

00:09:54.000 Because Stern wouldn't let himself be put in any place.

00:09:58.000 Right.

00:09:59.000 If he gets a call that's anti-mask, he just hangs up.

00:10:03.000 But anyway, then I put on Heather McDonald, and it was like putting on classical music.

00:10:07.000 All of a sudden, I was getting smarter as I drove.

00:10:11.000 I could feel my IQ going boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop.

00:10:16.000 Please buy that book.

00:10:22.000 Yeah, it was Stern that was making the trip seem long.

00:10:25.000 Elegant Elliott.

00:10:29.000 Oh, so you're showing off your legs.

00:10:31.000 You're dressed more manly.

00:10:33.000 All right, listen, before you go into anything about this tragedy, I get the first statement, right?

00:10:38.000 I walk the microphone.

00:10:40.000 Get close to the microphone.

00:10:41.000 I get the first statement.

00:10:42.000 I get the first question, right?

00:10:44.000 I get the fuck out now when nobody gets anything, right?

00:10:47.000 My way, right?

00:10:47.000 My show, my way, my life, right?

00:10:50.000 I'm not talking.

00:10:51.000 You're going to just state.

00:10:53.000 By the way, can I say that Mike Piazza is here?

00:10:55.000 Do you know that?

00:10:56.000 Not the baseball player, the guy from Howard 100 New Instagram.

00:10:58.000 This is Nick Piazza.

00:10:59.000 This was Artie, so it's not too old.

00:11:00.000 This was why two weeks ago.

00:11:04.000 Right?

00:11:04.000 Mike has been covering the story.

00:11:06.000 Wait, I know that guy.

00:11:07.000 You fucking personally know that guy?

00:11:09.000 No, I know of him.

00:11:10.000 Oh, okay.

00:11:11.000 He is.

00:11:12.000 No, I've seen him.

00:11:13.000 There's a restaurant, I think it's called The Sand or Beaches or something on the Upper East Side.

00:11:21.000 It's where En Coulter and I go to eat because the owner is MAGA.

00:11:24.000 And that guy walked by.

00:11:26.000 He's a raging drag queen now.

00:11:29.000 And some Hasidic Jews pay his rent because they think he's going to be a legendary superstar.

00:11:34.000 And they're investing in him like you would invest in a young Britney Spears.

00:11:38.000 They're clearly nuts.

00:11:39.000 They're clearly inbred Hasids.

00:11:42.000 And he jogs around.

00:11:43.000 Yeah, there he is.

00:11:45.000 He jogs around in drag with his, like, when I saw him, his skirt was tucked into his tights.

00:11:51.000 And he runs around with his makeup bleeding all over his face.

00:11:54.000 He's much more dressed as a lady these days.

00:11:57.000 There he is.

00:11:58.000 Wow.

00:11:59.000 Cross-dressing.

00:12:00.000 Yeah, that's...

00:12:01.000 Well, that guy is the only one to really tell off Stern.

00:12:05.000 He was very mean to Robin in this clip, which is, I feel a little uncalled for.

00:12:09.000 Television and radio for seven years around the country since 2000, right?

00:12:13.000 Okay, go ahead.

00:12:14.000 And here are the issues.

00:12:14.000 I'm going to make it short and sweet.

00:12:16.000 Don't interrupt me, right?

00:12:17.000 This can take a few minutes.

00:12:18.000 Well, I'm allowed to do what I want.

00:12:19.000 Well, if you do what you want, I just walk the fuck out.

00:12:22.000 You walk out, Rob.

00:12:23.000 Okay, so that's it.

00:12:25.000 So you stand there holding your cop, right?

00:12:28.000 So here it is.

00:12:29.000 Let me get through and I gotta get through.

00:12:30.000 Let me get through and I gotta get through, right?

00:12:33.000 Dude, you walk out now, right?

00:12:37.000 Don't threaten me, big guy.

00:12:38.000 All right, I just leave the fucking joint.

00:12:40.000 A few more words, and we're all over, right?

00:12:42.000 Here's the issue.

00:12:43.000 The issue is this.

00:12:44.000 Like, number one, I want to find out.

00:12:46.000 I have a question.

00:12:47.000 I want to find out, right?

00:12:48.000 Yeah.

00:12:49.000 Why you were married to this wonderful girl, Allison?

00:12:53.000 She booted you in the fucking whole eye.

00:12:55.000 She shut you wild.

00:12:56.000 And threw you out of the house.

00:12:57.000 Shut your cunt face, okay?

00:13:00.000 She threw you out of the house, out of your own house.

00:13:05.000 Clear channels booted you off the fucking air.

00:13:09.000 They took your contract away from K-Rock.

00:13:11.000 They took you off Saturday night television.

00:13:14.000 Les Moonvis has a $500 million litigation.

00:13:17.000 He's going to take all your money for grand larceny and misappropriation of funds.

00:13:22.000 Well, we'll see about that.

00:13:23.000 Okay, the question is, you know, because I like you as a human being, what the fuck is going on with you?

00:13:30.000 You're getting one shot in the mouth after the other.

00:13:33.000 The next time you're going to be in a nursing home.

00:13:35.000 Elliot, Elliot.

00:13:38.000 As usual.

00:13:39.000 I mean, the whole clip is halfway through, but he really goes off and gets severely uncomfortable.

00:13:44.000 And then Howard's just like, I like that guy.

00:13:47.000 He has no other course of action but to be like, he's really entertaining.

00:13:52.000 Well, his bills are all paid.

00:13:53.000 So he gallivants around the upper east side in drag.

00:13:58.000 So that's not an act.

00:13:59.000 Dirty drag, filthy drag.

00:14:00.000 So he's just a lunatic guy?

00:14:02.000 Yeah.

00:14:03.000 Oh, wow.

00:14:04.000 Right?

00:14:05.000 Well, he was a lunatic then, dude.

00:14:07.000 What do you think?

00:14:07.000 He was rational?

00:14:08.000 I thought it was an act.

00:14:11.000 So I drove up there, stayed at a shitty motel.

00:14:16.000 Motels are $75 now.

00:14:19.000 It felt, it was the size of your little engineering booth.

00:14:23.000 Shouldn't it have been more like 30 or 40?

00:14:25.000 Might cheap.

00:14:26.000 $73?

00:14:29.000 So I sleep there for like six hours.

00:14:30.000 I get up there.

00:14:31.000 I'm the second one there.

00:14:34.000 It is exactly the same as John's prison, Bear Hill.

00:14:39.000 Governor Correctional Facility.

00:14:41.000 When I say exactly the same, I mean if it was this studio, those chairs would be there.

00:14:46.000 That speaker would be there.

00:14:47.000 This would be here.

00:14:48.000 Like you couldn't, if I blindfolded you and drove you to one, you wouldn't be able to tell which one you're at.

00:14:53.000 Every table, every chair, the cafeteria, not the cafeteria, the big meeting room where the TV was on the wall, the vending machines were exactly the same in the same place.

00:15:06.000 Weird.

00:15:09.000 And you get in there, there's like the gates closed, then another one opens, the cell door, another one opens, you go through the razor wire, you know, it's totally surrounded with fence, you go through those two doors.

00:15:22.000 As I'm walking in, I'm like, this is not an easy place to escape from.

00:15:27.000 You maybe have a snowball's chance in hell if a helicopter shows up, but then you better get moving once he gets on the copter.

00:15:38.000 So Max shows up.

00:15:41.000 His head looks like the Fisher-Price school guys.

00:15:45.000 You know the little schoolhouse that my generation grew up with?

00:15:49.000 Cute little nose guys, little Lego men.

00:15:52.000 So that's his head.

00:15:53.000 And then his body is just Mike Tyson with an albino mixed in.

00:15:58.000 Light-skinned Mike Tyson.

00:16:00.000 He's absolutely fucking ripped.

00:16:02.000 When he came in, I hugged him, and he's so huge, I laughed my head off.

00:16:09.000 I was like, what is this?

00:16:10.000 Yeah, well, those are black, but he has that kind of cute Lego, not Lego, Fisher Price face.

00:16:16.000 He looks like a little kid.

00:16:17.000 So it's a little kid stuck on a monster's body.

00:16:23.000 He's black now, too.

00:16:25.000 Yes.

00:16:25.000 He's a real jail nigga.

00:16:27.000 And I noticed, just like black guys, every time I got near race and it seemed negative, he would just shut down.

00:16:34.000 Like if you're talking to Roger Stone and you're bitching about America and everything, he's like, yep, it's disgusting.

00:16:41.000 Yeah, what's happened in this country?

00:16:42.000 Oh, it's changed.

00:16:43.000 Oh, blah, blah, blah.

00:16:44.000 And then you're going these fucking sexual deviancies, perverts.

00:16:46.000 I told you this before.

00:16:47.000 Then Roger Stone will go, well, I don't know.

00:16:52.000 And black people are the same.

00:16:53.000 You're like, this is blah, blah, blah.

00:16:55.000 And then this black on black crime.

00:16:56.000 And all of a sudden they'll go from yes, yes, yes to, well, I mean.

00:17:00.000 Or you'll go, the fatherlessness in the black community.

00:17:03.000 And they'll go, well, I'm not going to sit here and judge a man.

00:17:08.000 Oh, why?

00:17:08.000 Because you walked out on your kids.

00:17:13.000 I got to tell you when we do the mailbag about this guy who abandoned his family and has been asking me for advice on how to get them to follow him.

00:17:21.000 What?

00:17:21.000 Why'd you leave?

00:17:22.000 Oh, I need to build a better life for them.

00:17:25.000 You got to bring the family with you, you fucking idiot.

00:17:30.000 It's like this guy I met in Costa Rica.

00:17:32.000 He brought his wife and his baby and his in-laws there.

00:17:34.000 And I go, well, where are they now?

00:17:35.000 And they go, they left.

00:17:36.000 They couldn't hack it here.

00:17:37.000 They're pussies.

00:17:39.000 What?

00:17:39.000 Well, what are you doing here?

00:17:41.000 Oh, I want to learn Spanish because my kids are going to grow up in a world where everyone's Spanish, so I should be able to teach it to them.

00:17:48.000 I think they need a dad now more than they need to learn Spanish in the future.

00:17:52.000 Get them a fucking audio disc.

00:17:55.000 What do you call that when you learn another language?

00:17:59.000 You can get a Rosetta Stone.

00:18:00.000 If we get a Rosetta Stone, dude, then they can have both Spanish and a dad.

00:18:04.000 Anyway, we'll get to that during the mailbag.

00:18:09.000 So we're seeing that he's wearing a purple shirt that the head of the Billies gave him because they knew the founder of the Proud Boys was coming and it was a big deal.

00:18:17.000 By the way, when he showed up, everyone was shitting their pants.

00:18:21.000 Holy fuck, Max Hare is coming.

00:18:23.000 The guy from the Proud Boys.

00:18:24.000 No.

00:18:24.000 Yeah.

00:18:25.000 Wow.

00:18:26.000 At one point, he was getting interrogated when he moved in.

00:18:29.000 And this other guy, CEO, opens the door.

00:18:31.000 They go, do you know who you're talking to?

00:18:32.000 And they go, no, what do you mean?

00:18:34.000 They go, that's Hare.

00:18:35.000 That's the guy who beat up Antifa.

00:18:37.000 And the corrections officer went, oh, shit, sorry.

00:18:39.000 Oh, my God.

00:18:40.000 I fucking hate those guys.

00:18:41.000 Go ahead.

00:18:42.000 Damn.

00:18:43.000 He runs the joint.

00:18:44.000 That's amazing.

00:18:45.000 He's the shot caller.

00:18:48.000 And no one fucks with him.

00:18:50.000 When he walks by TVs, if CNN is on, they change the channel.

00:18:54.000 He goes, I don't want to hear any fucking fake news.

00:18:57.000 He just takes people's lunches.

00:18:59.000 That's how he gets built.

00:19:00.000 That's how it gets built.

00:19:01.000 I go, how'd you, I work out every day.

00:19:03.000 I'm still Grover.

00:19:05.000 How did you get so ripped on this shitty food that's all sugar and carbs?

00:19:08.000 He goes, I drink everyone's milk.

00:19:10.000 Now, it's usually drug addicts.

00:19:12.000 They smoke this synthetic pot that is snuck to them.

00:19:17.000 Yeah.

00:19:18.000 The letters are sprayed with K2.

00:19:20.000 So those smoked pieces of a letter.

00:19:22.000 So they just leave the cell to go get high, and they don't want their breakfast.

00:19:26.000 So he eats all that.

00:19:27.000 But also, creeps and perverts and stuff, if they sit near him, he just takes their shit.

00:19:33.000 He goes, I'm doing great in here.

00:19:34.000 I got a view.

00:19:35.000 I got the only cell with a window.

00:19:37.000 Wow.

00:19:38.000 Only cubicle, really.

00:19:39.000 He's going, I have a little room next to me with a toaster oven and shit.

00:19:43.000 He goes, I'm just, it's like a retirement home for very, very poor people.

00:19:48.000 Or as he said earlier, it's like a shitty, shitty, shitty cruise.

00:19:53.000 But, you know, people fuck with him occasionally.

00:19:55.000 He just beats them up.

00:19:56.000 Now, is it like an open dorm style thing where you have no walls?

00:20:01.000 It's in between, though.

00:20:02.000 So I think there's like four people, but he's separated by a four-foot-high wall.

00:20:07.000 Right.

00:20:07.000 Yeah, okay, okay, gotcha.

00:20:08.000 And the guy next to him is virtually blind.

00:20:10.000 So if he was beating off, the guy wouldn't be able to see him.

00:20:13.000 Right.

00:20:14.000 So he's happy as a pig and shit.

00:20:16.000 He just works out all day, every day.

00:20:18.000 He got fucked over, though.

00:20:19.000 He was late for some thing where he was teaching electrical engineering.

00:20:23.000 And he was going to get six months off, his sentence for that.

00:20:26.000 But they're saying no now because he was late.

00:20:28.000 Dude, if you fart, you say the wrong thing, the CEO's in a bad mood, you're fucked.

00:20:35.000 It's Venezuela.

00:20:36.000 It's socialism.

00:20:37.000 It's really, you get to see what socialism is like.

00:20:39.000 They decide what you watch.

00:20:40.000 They decide what you eat.

00:20:41.000 They decide when you sleep.

00:20:42.000 They decide who you talk to, when you talk.

00:20:46.000 He's become more obsessed with freedom.

00:20:48.000 I will say there was one moment when he seemed like he was going to cry.

00:20:53.000 And he was talking about this beta male.

00:20:57.000 Basically, there's two types of people in jail.

00:20:59.000 There's the alphas who say, fuck you, you go near me, we're fighting.

00:21:02.000 And then there's the betas who just say, please don't hurt me.

00:21:04.000 And the betas, they invite victimhood.

00:21:07.000 I was trying to say this to my daughter.

00:21:09.000 I was like, I'm not saying women who get raped deserve it.

00:21:12.000 I would never say anything like that.

00:21:13.000 But I am saying that you need to exude a don't touch me vibe.

00:21:20.000 And you'll be raped less.

00:21:25.000 Like, I remember this comedian said to me once, liberal, this is back when liberals could speak.

00:21:30.000 She said, I'm not saying that boys who get molested deserve to be molested by priests, but I am saying that the priests can sniff out which ones are gay or even weak.

00:21:39.000 I'm not saying that.

00:21:40.000 She said that.

00:21:44.000 And there is some truth to it.

00:21:45.000 It's a very delicate subject, though, because you end up victim blaming, and that's a shitty thing to do.

00:21:50.000 But in the case of Max's prison, this beta male was getting bullied.

00:21:55.000 And he goes, the corrections officers can smell it.

00:21:58.000 They can smell weakness.

00:22:00.000 They would never fuck with me because they know I'd fight back.

00:22:02.000 Fuck my sentence.

00:22:03.000 I'll add two years.

00:22:05.000 But they know that this guy won't complain.

00:22:07.000 And he goes, I could hear their boots going into his face.

00:22:10.000 And I could hear the bones cracking of his ribs.

00:22:13.000 And he was like blinking when he told the story.

00:22:16.000 And he goes, I don't know if I can ever see something like that again.

00:22:21.000 He said, I'll definitely can't see it again and do nothing.

00:22:24.000 I can triple my sentence.

00:22:26.000 There's no way I could let that happen.

00:22:28.000 So that was rough.

00:22:30.000 But yeah, it was a fun talk.

00:22:32.000 He told me about this crackhead named ESPN who has a tick where he goes, well, ESPN.

00:22:40.000 About every hour.

00:22:42.000 And if you say it to him, he has to say it back.

00:22:44.000 So you go, hey, ESPN.

00:22:46.000 He goes, and it pisses him off.

00:22:51.000 He doesn't want to say it.

00:22:52.000 So if you go, hey, he goes, ESPN, fuck off, man.

00:22:57.000 What are you doing?

00:23:00.000 Then they just laugh.

00:23:03.000 And I go, so do you have like your crew?

00:23:05.000 Because Maddie always says, look, it sucks for the first month or so, but then you get your little crew.

00:23:09.000 I know I would definitely have my little crew, but he's a loner.

00:23:12.000 So he's like, no, when you, look, people here are like baby monsters in that they have a hair trigger.

00:23:18.000 And you can know them for four months and be best friends, and then you're going to piss them off.

00:23:21.000 They're going to try to kill you.

00:23:23.000 And he told me what this guy was lifting weights with, and the guy was being arrogant and telling everyone how to lift weights.

00:23:27.000 So he popped him, meaning he humiliated him by lifting 250 pounds a bunch of times.

00:23:34.000 And that pissed off the guy.

00:23:35.000 And the guy attacked him with a lock on a rope or in a pillowcase or some shit.

00:23:39.000 And Max just knocked him out.

00:23:41.000 No, he slapped him.

00:23:44.000 He goes, slapping's better than punching.

00:23:46.000 It's more humiliating.

00:23:47.000 It's more shocking to the person because you hear a bang.

00:23:50.000 The audience hears.

00:23:51.000 Yeah.

00:23:52.000 And it's more humiliating.

00:23:57.000 But yeah, the black thing, he goes, there's no one here.

00:24:01.000 This jail can hold 900.

00:24:02.000 Prison, remember, prison is more than a year.

00:24:04.000 Jail is less than a year.

00:24:05.000 But a lot of prisoners call prison jail.

00:24:08.000 Like he calls himself a jail nigga.

00:24:10.000 I'm getting to that.

00:24:11.000 So he said that this prison holds 900 people.

00:24:17.000 There's 400 of us here.

00:24:19.000 And then I said, yeah, they probably want to get the numbers down of blacks incarcerated.

00:24:23.000 So they just, instead of fixing the problem, they just put less blacks in prison.

00:24:28.000 And he did the Roger Stone thing when I talk about perverts.

00:24:30.000 He's already, yeah.

00:24:34.000 And I'm like, I'm not saying anything racist.

00:24:35.000 And he goes, I'm a con now.

00:24:37.000 I'm a jail nigga.

00:24:39.000 One of the billies, they call the bloods billies because you can't say the word bloods.

00:24:44.000 But soon they're going to just figure out what billies are.

00:24:47.000 I guess you change it again.

00:24:50.000 The head of the billies, who gave him the nice shirt, said, you a jail nigga now.

00:24:56.000 But yeah, he was dressed up to meet me.

00:24:59.000 You know, another weird thing?

00:25:01.000 Everyone knew me, the corrections officers.

00:25:04.000 So when I walked in, they said the main guy, a fucking monster of a man, he must be 6'7, bald, looked like a James Bond bad guy.

00:25:15.000 And he said, oh, we were just talking about changing the world and now a crusader joins us.

00:25:19.000 We got a crusader right here.

00:25:22.000 Now, I just want to grease the wheel.

00:25:23.000 So I didn't go, what?

00:25:24.000 What are you?

00:25:24.000 I just went, ha ha, yeah.

00:25:27.000 Went in.

00:25:28.000 Talked for, I mean, I think I got him till two, but after three hours, I think we're good.

00:25:35.000 So I hope I wasn't rude by going, all right, I'm out.

00:25:38.000 And I'm not going to lie to him and say, oh, I better get going.

00:25:41.000 So I was just like, okay, I think we covered everything.

00:25:46.000 How far is it to drive there?

00:25:48.000 Three?

00:25:49.000 Three?

00:25:49.000 Three hours?

00:25:51.000 I don't know if you watched Get Off My Lawn, but I was just talking about the six hour drive I did.

00:25:58.000 You must have been lining something up.

00:26:00.000 Yeah.

00:26:00.000 Six hours there, six hours back.

00:26:02.000 Good audio book makes it look like nothing.

00:26:04.000 I think I'll take, he can get a total of three visitors at a time.

00:26:07.000 So next time I'll just bring two other guys, and then we're only driving, you know, two hours each there and back.

00:26:19.000 ESPN.

00:26:21.000 I also, on Friday with my wife, I dressed up like a late 70s dude, and so did she, sort of.

00:26:28.000 I like to dress up as the movie.

00:26:30.000 Oh.

00:26:31.000 Even Mad Max, I was wearing a studded leather vest.

00:26:35.000 I think I know what movie you're talking about.

00:26:37.000 Did I tell you that story when I went to see Mad Max?

00:26:39.000 No.

00:26:40.000 I was wearing a punk vest.

00:26:42.000 I was dressed like Mad Max.

00:26:45.000 And I sit down and I go, is anyone sitting here?

00:26:49.000 And the guy goes, yeah, yeah, someone's sitting here.

00:26:51.000 And so I move over one, and I'm with my wife.

00:26:53.000 And then he's a gay guy.

00:26:55.000 And then the movie starts and no one sits there.

00:26:58.000 And I go, hey.

00:27:01.000 He's like, what?

00:27:04.000 Where's your friend?

00:27:06.000 It was like a combination of Chuck Zito and Larry David.

00:27:10.000 And he goes, what?

00:27:13.000 Where's your friend?

00:27:14.000 You said your friend was sitting there.

00:27:16.000 I don't know.

00:27:17.000 He's late.

00:27:18.000 He's late.

00:27:19.000 Okay.

00:27:20.000 All right.

00:27:21.000 I don't know.

00:27:22.000 I think I'd had a few whiskeys and I was just seething.

00:27:25.000 So then we're watching the movie and now it's like 10 minutes in.

00:27:28.000 And I go, pretty late, huh?

00:27:31.000 And he's like, what?

00:27:33.000 Your friend, very late, missing some integral parts of the plot.

00:27:37.000 And he goes, look, and I go, you know why your friend's late?

00:27:43.000 And he goes, what?

00:27:44.000 Because he doesn't exist.

00:27:46.000 You know why he doesn't exist?

00:27:48.000 Because you're a liar.

00:27:54.000 I was so fucking angry.

00:27:56.000 And my wife's just ignoring it.

00:27:58.000 And he's like, really?

00:27:59.000 Really?

00:27:59.000 We're going to do this now?

00:28:00.000 We're going to do this in the movie theater?

00:28:03.000 And I go, I caught you.

00:28:05.000 You're a liar.

00:28:06.000 Yep.

00:28:07.000 Fucking pants on.

00:28:08.000 And then I ruined the movie for him and me.

00:28:10.000 Good.

00:28:10.000 Because we're both sitting there like.

00:28:12.000 Now it feels awkward.

00:28:13.000 Now, if there's a funny part, you don't want to laugh.

00:28:15.000 No.

00:28:16.000 Because you're like, well, when you have verbal conflict, you're prepared for physical conflict.

00:28:21.000 So our bodies naturally start producing adrenaline so we can survive.

00:28:26.000 Oh, that was another funny thing Max said.

00:28:28.000 He said, he was talking about like the dumb things that blacks, but he meant perps in general, do.

00:28:34.000 Like they don't comply.

00:28:36.000 He goes, when you're in a high adrenaline situation, you can't think.

00:28:43.000 So, yeah, you do stupid shit.

00:28:45.000 Like you don't put your hands behind your back.

00:28:46.000 You're delirious.

00:28:47.000 It's like being on fire.

00:28:48.000 You know, you'll have someone who stands on a diving board and they light themselves on fire to jump in the pool, but then they freak out so much on fire, they run off the diving board into the woods.

00:28:57.000 Never works.

00:29:01.000 And he said, some guy fell asleep at the wheel and he drove onto my lawn when I lived in South Jersey.

00:29:06.000 So I got my shotgun and I go, what the fuck are you doing?

00:29:09.000 And then he drove at me.

00:29:11.000 So I get out of the way.

00:29:12.000 I'm pointing the gun.

00:29:12.000 I go, I'm going to blow your fucking head off.

00:29:14.000 And my adrenaline was obviously pounding.

00:29:16.000 I go, let me see your ID.

00:29:17.000 And the guy was drunk.

00:29:18.000 He gave me his ID.

00:29:19.000 This is Max talking.

00:29:20.000 I looked at his ID.

00:29:22.000 I couldn't read.

00:29:24.000 His adrenaline was pumping so intensely that he forgot how he just saw like Greek letters.

00:29:30.000 He saw shapes.

00:29:31.000 Whoa.

00:29:31.000 And he was like, what the fuck?

00:29:34.000 You're from space?

00:29:36.000 What?

00:29:37.000 You're from space?

00:29:39.000 You're Heather McDonald here to tell us how the world works?

00:29:43.000 Anyway.

00:29:45.000 So I'm dressed up for the Sopranos movie.

00:29:46.000 Have you seen it yet?

00:29:47.000 Yes, I did.

00:29:48.000 And you know what?

00:29:49.000 I wanted to do that too.

00:29:50.000 I had a really tacky fucking, like, Guido shirt that has no other purpose in my life.

00:29:54.000 And my girlfriend's like, why do you have to like LARP to the movie?

00:29:57.000 And I'm like, it's a fucking thing.

00:29:59.000 It's a thing.

00:30:00.000 You get into this.

00:30:01.000 I'm talking Italian the whole time.

00:30:02.000 I'm like, oh, look at this Scaradic over here.

00:30:05.000 Yeah.

00:30:06.000 My theater was full of Italians and blacks all laughing.

00:30:10.000 Hell yeah.

00:30:11.000 Not at jokes, but like at every, like Pauly Walnuts goes like this.

00:30:15.000 Yeah, yeah.

00:30:15.000 What is this over here?

00:30:16.000 Everyone's laughing their heads off.

00:30:18.000 Right.

00:30:19.000 It was like Italianophiles.

00:30:20.000 That's the scene when they're in the car.

00:30:22.000 And he's like, who do you think they're going to blame this on?

00:30:24.000 No, they were at the restaurant and there were some shines there.

00:30:27.000 Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:30:28.000 But you know the scene where Johnny Soprano sees that some shines moved into the neighborhood?

00:30:31.000 Oh, yeah, yeah.

00:30:32.000 He's like, what the fuck?

00:30:33.000 What are they, what, you got shines living in here now?

00:30:36.000 That's how I felt about the movie.

00:30:38.000 What the fuck are these shines doing?

00:30:40.000 Well, they did add a huge black art.

00:30:42.000 Oh, Mike.

00:30:43.000 Look.

00:30:44.000 Spoiler alert.

00:30:45.000 You know what?

00:30:47.000 If you want to do a movie about some young black gangsters in South Jersey, which was not a thing in the late 70s, moving in on a major crime family and trying to take their shit, which would not work out well for you, it didn't work out for the Westies even, and they don't care if they die.

00:31:04.000 Then make that a movie.

00:31:05.000 That's fine.

00:31:06.000 And I'll watch that.

00:31:07.000 I'd love to watch that.

00:31:08.000 This is not that.

00:31:10.000 So why'd you make it that?

00:31:11.000 This was supposed to be about Tony Soprano getting into a world of crime.

00:31:16.000 That's what the fucking trailers were.

00:31:18.000 And we watched the movie, and 60% of it is a BLM woke movie about the black experience and racist Italians.

00:31:26.000 The fuck?

00:31:28.000 I have an argument to that.

00:31:30.000 Now, Paul Bazile called me.

00:31:32.000 He was like, what the fuck did I just watch?

00:31:33.000 And I'm like, listen, if you really break it down here, the black cat, alright, Chris's dad, Dickie, who does he kill?

00:31:40.000 He kills his wife.

00:31:44.000 Am I still?

00:31:45.000 You know what?

00:31:46.000 Before this, I'm going to put spoiler alert.

00:31:49.000 Okay, he doesn't kill his wife, moron.

00:31:51.000 He kills his Gumar.

00:31:53.000 All the people he kills, he has good reason for, and it's very personal to him.

00:31:56.000 The black guy has his best friend killed because he's a retard.

00:31:59.000 He's like, why don't you be a soldier?

00:32:00.000 Because he wants to be a wannabe gangster.

00:32:02.000 He's jealous.

00:32:03.000 His motivation.

00:32:04.000 He only kills people that, like this poor little kid.

00:32:07.000 And then some moments.

00:32:08.000 Dude, I don't care if blacks are treated well or badly in the movie.

00:32:12.000 They're portrayed.

00:32:13.000 I don't want them in the movie.

00:32:14.000 It was a black movie.

00:32:15.000 It was BET.

00:32:17.000 It was...

00:32:19.000 I wanted to see Tony Spencer.

00:32:20.000 And here's another major problem.

00:32:22.000 Whatever, what's his name?

00:32:24.000 Michael Gandolfini?

00:32:25.000 Yeah.

00:32:26.000 He has the most punchable face I've ever seen in my entire life.

00:32:31.000 My fist was going like this as I was.

00:32:33.000 What is with that smile?

00:32:36.000 Every scene, he's fucking, hello.

00:32:39.000 This big dovey hoo.

00:32:42.000 That's before he had Edge.

00:32:44.000 Oh my god, it was so irritating with his big hair and his hello.

00:32:48.000 I'm fucking Tony Soprano.

00:32:51.000 I'm getting mad just talking about his fucking smile.

00:32:54.000 The part in the ice cream chip.

00:32:56.000 I was just elbowing my wife every time he was on screen and going to her.

00:33:03.000 Holy fuck, it reeked.

00:33:05.000 And he's the worst actor in the world.

00:33:07.000 They must have went, this is not working out, and said, let's make him like a, like Jaws.

00:33:12.000 We'll make the whole thing about the presence of the shark, but we won't show the shark.

00:33:19.000 I was looking at his face going, I know what you are.

00:33:22.000 And Ryan and I are guilty of this too.

00:33:24.000 You're an alpha male, super tough guy who married a ditz.

00:33:29.000 And now you're half alpha male, tough guy, and half dits.

00:33:33.000 I'm looking at some stupid bitch in your body.

00:33:37.000 My dad was the kind of king of his neighborhood in the gorbels, and he married this hot blonde with huge tits, and now I'm half bimbo.

00:33:44.000 Oh, yeah, that is true.

00:33:46.000 Just kidding, mom.

00:33:46.000 You're a genius.

00:33:48.000 We have that same mix.

00:33:49.000 Smiled.

00:33:50.000 Ryan's dad was fucking crushing pussy all over the hair salons.

00:33:55.000 He fucked some dumb Puerto Rican bitch.

00:33:59.000 And now you're half dumb Puerto Rican bitch.

00:34:02.000 That's that smile.

00:34:02.000 Dude, I know what you mean.

00:34:03.000 Look at that face.

00:34:05.000 What are you doing?

00:34:06.000 You stole some ice cream.

00:34:07.000 Get over it.

00:34:09.000 Can you believe we got free ice cream?

00:34:11.000 That's not even the bad one.

00:34:12.000 This one here.

00:34:13.000 Hold on, wait.

00:34:14.000 When he's put right here.

00:34:16.000 It's literally like you're saying, dohur.

00:34:19.000 Like, the director's got to go, hey, hey, Junior, take it down a notch with their dopey smile.

00:34:26.000 Jesus Christ, what is this?

00:34:27.000 A Kogade ad?

00:34:28.000 I'm telling you, all, all, you know, all right, let's say the black people are in there.

00:34:32.000 That sucks, right?

00:34:34.000 That they have that arc.

00:34:35.000 If you really break down everything that's going on, it's not a flattering portrayal.

00:34:39.000 I don't care.

00:34:40.000 All right.

00:34:40.000 And they look dumb.

00:34:42.000 I don't care.

00:34:44.000 Okay, I get what you're saying.

00:34:45.000 You're saying, like, it wasn't some big BET, like, Black People Are Awesome thing.

00:34:48.000 And you see a movie.

00:34:49.000 My point.

00:34:49.000 My point is, if you see the story of Kiss, and it's Gene Simmons, the Israeli, and Paul Stanley, they meet in New York City and they start a band and then they decide to put on makeup.

00:35:02.000 And then they're Kiss and they don't do drugs and they fuck tons of chicks and they're bankrupt for a while, but then they start selling merch and that makes them the biggest thing ever.

00:35:10.000 And there's the Kiss Army and blah, blah, blah.

00:35:12.000 And then they lose the makeup.

00:35:13.000 Imagine that was 60% black people.

00:35:16.000 Yeah, that would be.

00:35:17.000 Negatively or positively betrayed isn't really the point.

00:35:19.000 The point is, what?

00:35:21.000 It's Kiss.

00:35:23.000 Like, there wasn't a lot of mixing of Italians and blacks in the late 70s.

00:35:30.000 There still isn't today, to be honest.

00:35:32.000 Besides in Sicily.

00:35:33.000 Besides my boxing.

00:35:34.000 Oh, I'm Sigiliani.

00:35:37.000 No, that joke doesn't work because it assumes that North Africans are black.

00:35:43.000 You might have a case that Sicilians are part Arab.

00:35:47.000 But that whole like, your mom, your grandmother fucked the Mulin Yan doesn't make any sense because she wouldn't get to sub-Saharan Africa.

00:35:55.000 Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, that's true.

00:35:56.000 Overall, what'd you think, though?

00:35:58.000 Shitty.

00:36:00.000 You wanted more Tony?

00:36:01.000 I wanted more Tony.

00:36:02.000 I wanted more mob shit.

00:36:05.000 I wanted more Pauli walnuts.

00:36:07.000 I wanted more Pauli.

00:36:08.000 Here's the thing.

00:36:09.000 It should be about...

00:36:10.000 What I should know from this after the movie is what it's like for a young Italian kid with mob connections to start a normal childhood and then slowly acquiesce into a life of crime.

00:36:22.000 The director said that's never what it was about, and he was upset that they marketed so much around Tony.

00:36:28.000 It was like a...

00:36:29.000 He was like, it was never really.

00:36:31.000 Okay, then we share that upset.

00:36:33.000 Yes.

00:36:34.000 Because I was sold the evolution of a gangster.

00:36:37.000 In fact, the poster says who made Tony Soprano.

00:36:40.000 He was pissed.

00:36:41.000 And then you turn on and it's Soul Train.

00:36:44.000 Yeah.

00:36:45.000 He was pissed about that.

00:36:46.000 And the Gumar, fresh off the boat from Italy, is fucking the black dude.

00:36:50.000 Yeah.

00:36:51.000 That was a real scourge.

00:36:54.000 That was a real thing back then was Italian Gumars who barely spoke English.

00:37:00.000 Fucking all the black dudes.

00:37:02.000 But then it's, then that conversation is just weird.

00:37:06.000 He's like, I thought that would be different.

00:37:08.000 And he's like, was it?

00:37:10.000 And she's like, no, not at all.

00:37:13.000 And then he's like, yeah, I know Italians are great lovers.

00:37:16.000 Whatever.

00:37:17.000 Okay, so he had the depth to show black people as imperfect.

00:37:22.000 Okay, that's nice.

00:37:24.000 You could see the writing.

00:37:25.000 Why am I watching Good Times?

00:37:28.000 And again, I'd love to see a movie about black dudes infiltrating the mob and taking over their extortion racket.

00:37:35.000 That's my favorite shit.

00:37:37.000 You could have a piano as the logo, black versus white, ebony versus ivory.

00:37:42.000 Love it.

00:37:43.000 I love it.

00:37:45.000 But that's not what this was marketed as.

00:37:47.000 I wanted to watch Tony go bad.

00:37:49.000 Yeah, I know, me too.

00:37:50.000 He's barely in it.

00:37:52.000 His stupid punchable face is barely in it.

00:37:54.000 They have signed on for another movie, and they want Terrence Winter to be involved in it.

00:37:58.000 He's a great writer for HBO and stuff like that.

00:38:00.000 And he was only pissed at HBO, and he was thinking about not working with them because he didn't want it released on HBO Max at the same time.

00:38:05.000 But they're going to do another movie.

00:38:07.000 Okay, what's this one going to be?

00:38:08.000 60% Amish?

00:38:10.000 What's this going to be?

00:38:11.000 The history of punk thrown in?

00:38:13.000 Like, what are you doing?

00:38:14.000 Did you notice that?

00:38:15.000 Is there not enough culture and stories and idiosyncrasies in the fucking mob scene?

00:38:23.000 Yeah, they're not interesting enough, those mobsters.

00:38:25.000 They're so boring.

00:38:26.000 Let's throw in a whole other thing.

00:38:28.000 That's true.

00:38:29.000 They're called zips for a reason.

00:38:31.000 What I like is...

00:38:32.000 Because they talk fast and they've got mannerisms and stuff.

00:38:35.000 I forgot we're saying zips.

00:38:37.000 That's our new thing.

00:38:38.000 I forgot.

00:38:38.000 I only heard it at my gym.

00:38:41.000 And my son was calling his Italian friend a guido.

00:38:44.000 I'm like, no, dude.

00:38:46.000 Zips.

00:38:47.000 Go zips.

00:38:50.000 So the riot thing, I like how in there it's a little subtle jab.

00:38:53.000 They're like, yeah, these guys think that we killed the guy.

00:38:57.000 We didn't.

00:38:57.000 That's a lie.

00:38:58.000 The guy's fine.

00:38:59.000 But they're rioting around.

00:39:00.000 And then they just show pointless looting and stuff.

00:39:02.000 And you're just like, yeah.

00:39:04.000 Sounds true.

00:39:05.000 Sounds like great content for a different movie.

00:39:08.000 All right, that's enough talking about the Sopranos.

00:39:10.000 I almost, I couldn't figure out my Audible app, and it kept trying to update me to Prime for $15 a month, which is more than censored.tv, and I don't listen to audiobooks very much.

00:39:21.000 So I didn't buy this because it was going to cost me $16.

00:39:25.000 I probably wouldn't have tuned in for a year.

00:39:27.000 That would have been $160 to hear this asshole.

00:39:29.000 But I looked up that dick from last week, Frederick, what's his name?

00:39:34.000 Douglas, who did the book, Your Black Friend, How White People Can Be Better People.

00:39:42.000 And have you got the reviews down there?

00:39:45.000 Let's see.

00:39:49.000 Looking forward to reading this book, blah, blah, blah.

00:39:51.000 It's just for self-hating whites.

00:39:54.000 Frederick Joseph.

00:39:55.000 Okay, this one is good.

00:39:56.000 How to be Racist 101.

00:39:57.000 The name of this book truly should be How to Be Racist 101.

00:39:59.000 An exact quote from the book is, white people just aren't interesting.

00:40:04.000 All they know are other white things.

00:40:06.000 Wow.

00:40:07.000 What does that mean?

00:40:09.000 If you're looking for a biased book to make you feel good about your own weird racist views, then this is the book for you.

00:40:15.000 I'm not even going to give, going to go into his credibility.

00:40:20.000 You definitely have an accomplice in me.

00:40:23.000 Wait, wait, go back.

00:40:24.000 Very good, but.

00:40:26.000 As a gay white male, I found this book strength to his sharing a story, analyzing personal experiences.

00:40:30.000 I'm so sick of personal experiences.

00:40:33.000 Keep going.

00:40:35.000 There was one.

00:40:37.000 No, no, show more.

00:40:40.000 No.

00:40:41.000 Was it a five star or one star?

00:40:42.000 It was one star.

00:40:45.000 Is this all like brand new reviews?

00:40:48.000 Boy, he sold a lot of books.

00:40:50.000 You got to hand it to him.

00:40:51.000 This guy knows how to hustle.

00:40:52.000 That woman sold a lot of books for him.

00:40:54.000 Yeah.

00:40:56.000 Okay, I don't see it there, but it was a great review where she says, this guy's an idiot and a racist.

00:41:02.000 He says that when people see him, he doesn't want people to just see him, Frederick Joseph.

00:41:09.000 He wants them to see the years and years of history and soul food and rap and funk and our culture and, I don't know, the fucking Omaha massacre, whatever, Oklahoma massacre.

00:41:23.000 And at the same time, he says that white people, you should just see them as who they are.

00:41:29.000 Everyone should just be seen as who they are.

00:41:30.000 So a white person is just a guy.

00:41:32.000 He doesn't represent history.

00:41:38.000 Oh, there it is.

00:41:39.000 He literally says he does not want white people to view him as a human being, but instead as a rich black history, soul food, etc.

00:41:45.000 But then he tells how appalling it is when others assume that all black people like rap music.

00:41:50.000 He lectures you about not generalizing, and then he calls a group of popular girls in his high school mean girls, like in the Mean Girls movie.

00:41:57.000 And I'll call each of them Ashley because they all looked like Ashley.

00:42:01.000 What is this?

00:42:02.000 His attitude is appalling.

00:42:04.000 He trashes every white person who tried to do their best to be friendly to him because they said things the wrong way or responded the wrong way.

00:42:10.000 Yeah, that's all that the race hustlers are left with is microaggressions.

00:42:15.000 Like, don't touch my hair.

00:42:16.000 How much bullshit have you heard about touching your hair?

00:42:19.000 You can touch my hair.

00:42:23.000 But let's check out a sample of his audiobook just to torture ourselves.

00:42:26.000 I think I would have been a fun read if I could figure out a way to do it cheaper than $160.

00:42:33.000 Click on the sample there.

00:42:35.000 Though, with the way things are going, I'm not sure I will be.

00:42:40.000 I saw you recently in the midst of everyone trying to survive the pandemic and protesting for social justice.

00:42:46.000 And as usual, you didn't have a care in the world.

00:42:50.000 I think I know why.

00:42:52.000 I wish that I could make it so that your life was always that way.

00:42:56.000 But it won't be long before the stress of being black in this world finds you.

00:43:00.000 Oh, yeah, this is it to his baby daughter.

00:43:12.000 Either you pretend oppression isn't happening, sounds good, or you fight back.

00:43:16.000 What?

00:43:17.000 Against some drunk chick who used a rude word and destroy her life?

00:43:30.000 Just that smoke is the reason.

00:43:34.000 You have an argument that America was on fire up until the assassination of Martin Luther King.

00:43:39.000 As Maddie Odell says, if you're born after 1970, shut the fuck up.

00:43:46.000 It's that simple.

00:43:48.000 And if you have examples of horrific oppression from before that, shut the fuck up.

00:43:55.000 Christopher Columbus was mean to the indigenous people in the Caribbean 400 years ago?

00:44:01.000 Yeah, I figured.

00:44:02.000 They were pretty mean to each other.

00:44:04.000 When Christopher Columbus arrived, one tribe was eating the other tribe.

00:44:07.000 And they said, Chris, can you help us?

00:44:09.000 This tribe keeps eating us.

00:44:13.000 Ooh, that's a hate crime right there, bro.

00:44:17.000 That's a new one.

00:44:18.000 Yeah, Steven, a guy named Steven, sent it in my email.

00:44:21.000 People are just sending me emails to send him now.

00:44:23.000 Oh, really?

00:44:24.000 Yeah, they're like, hey, I heard you're not getting too much love in here.

00:44:27.000 So, hey.

00:44:29.000 Well, I'm glad you're seeing them for a change.

00:44:31.000 Yes.

00:44:32.000 Also in the news, Joe Rogan is dead meat.

00:44:36.000 I would be shitting my pants if I was him.

00:44:39.000 I don't know if he can fight.

00:44:40.000 I don't think he can.

00:44:42.000 But Shank Uger says he would end Joe Rogan in a fight.

00:44:48.000 Just crush him.

00:44:49.000 Look how scared Joe is, too.

00:44:51.000 He is scared.

00:44:51.000 What does Joe Rogan know about fighting?

00:44:54.000 Nothing.

00:44:55.000 Maybe commentary on it, but that's it.

00:44:58.000 Yeah, I don't.

00:44:59.000 I don't even think he knows what he's doing.

00:45:00.000 The first time I did Joe Rogan, I walk into his gym, which is behind his studio, and he's upside down.

00:45:06.000 He's stretching his body because when you're constantly crushing people's skulls, it compacts your spine.

00:45:14.000 So he was trying this new invention with weights and stuff to stretch out his spine, decrushify it from the constant murdering he's been doing.

00:45:24.000 I don't think there's one person at my gym, including senior citizens, who couldn't beat up Chenk.

00:45:32.000 And I'm not talking about Asians.

00:45:34.000 Go down.

00:45:38.000 I'll make a $1,000 donation to your trash network or your charity of choice to see you call Joe Rogan, who's not only the most successful podcast in history, but also a black belt in mixed martial arts, a loser to his face.

00:45:50.000 Deal.

00:45:50.000 Easiest thousand bucks I ever made.

00:45:52.000 You think he's going to assault me?

00:45:53.000 Sure, whatever.

00:45:54.000 That's incredibly dumb.

00:45:55.000 But also wouldn't work.

00:45:57.000 I'm much larger than Joe, and I've fought my whole life.

00:46:01.000 I'd end him.

00:46:01.000 What do you mean you fought your whole life?

00:46:04.000 Bullshit.

00:46:06.000 I would end him.

00:46:08.000 Anyway, I thought that was fucking hilarious.

00:46:10.000 Is there footage of Chenk fighting people?

00:46:13.000 Look it up.

00:46:15.000 If you've been doing it your whole life, there must be something.

00:46:18.000 Let's see you on the speed bag, Chenk.

00:46:21.000 Well, I don't have a speed bag.

00:46:22.000 Oh, I'm sorry.

00:46:27.000 It's just going to be tons of people talking about that.

00:46:29.000 Yeah, there's no footage of him fighting.

00:46:31.000 Maybe he means metaphorically.

00:46:33.000 I've been fighting for liberal values my whole life.

00:46:35.000 I've been fighting obesity my whole life.

00:46:38.000 I've been fighting the desire to constantly masturbate my whole life.

00:46:43.000 In other news, Bill Maher, people are saying he's becoming too much like me.

00:46:50.000 Don't you think?

00:46:51.000 Get fired.

00:46:52.000 Get in trouble.

00:46:53.000 Be brave.

00:46:54.000 Bill Maher went from giving off past the joint bro vibes to get off my lawn over the last 18 months.

00:47:00.000 And honestly, it sucks.

00:47:03.000 Oh, I was going to like it.

00:47:04.000 Isn't that great?

00:47:06.000 You know, Bill Maher is like Chelsea Handler.

00:47:08.000 His life is just a miserable, loveless shithole.

00:47:12.000 He has no one in his life.

00:47:15.000 He just fucks chicks with big fake tits, which is kind of gay.

00:47:19.000 And his entire life, I heard him on an interview with, I think it was Stern, actually.

00:47:24.000 His entire life is fucking working on his monologues.

00:47:29.000 He'll spend like 30 hours working on his monologues.

00:47:32.000 His monologues are annoying.

00:47:35.000 Okay, people.

00:47:36.000 New rule.

00:47:39.000 You come across as tedious and pedantic, and even liberals are bored of your shit.

00:47:44.000 That's why Dunnegan fries him so easily, because he's imitable.

00:47:50.000 Dude, and you saw the clip of Marr reacting to the impression?

00:47:55.000 Yeah, he doesn't like it.

00:47:56.000 He doesn't refuse to listen to it.

00:47:57.000 He's like, no, well, I'm done here anyway, so you don't have to show it.

00:48:01.000 Yeah.

00:48:01.000 Fucking lemo.

00:48:02.000 Mockery is every pompous asshole is Achilles' heel.

00:48:06.000 And if you can't take people making fun of you, then you suck.

00:48:11.000 There's this clip of this woman saying what it's like to have sex with them.

00:48:15.000 And I never watched it, but I know it exists, and I'm looking for it.

00:48:19.000 Is that something that interests you?

00:48:20.000 New rule, people.

00:48:21.000 You have to blow me for at least 10 minutes.

00:48:25.000 You have to pay attention to the balls, okay?

00:48:28.000 New rule.

00:48:30.000 Welcome to Drinking, Bro.

00:48:32.000 It is eight minutes, so I don't know where that.

00:48:34.000 Really, like, weird, though.

00:48:35.000 Bill Maher?

00:48:36.000 Well, he's older.

00:48:37.000 You know that, right?

00:48:38.000 Like, he's in his 60s, and it's like...

00:48:40.000 I lied to him.

00:48:41.000 So I swear I had to lie to everybody about my age.

00:48:43.000 So when I went there, I was 18, and he was like, how old are you?

00:48:46.000 I was like, I'm 22.

00:48:47.000 He was like, well, when did you graduate high school?

00:48:50.000 I couldn't think of the math in my head.

00:48:51.000 So I just said something.

00:48:52.000 He was like, well, sweetie, that would mean you're this old.

00:48:55.000 And so I was like, fuck.

00:48:56.000 He was like, sir, you're lying to me.

00:48:57.000 I don't like liars.

00:48:59.000 So he got real serious.

00:49:00.000 And then he started asking me other questions.

00:49:02.000 Really?

00:49:03.000 So I was getting money from him, obviously, because he paid me for the service, blah, blah, blah.

00:49:07.000 And I had to split it with the person or give them a cut because they booked it.

00:49:11.000 He was like, what person?

00:49:13.000 He was so mad.

00:49:15.000 You could tell he probably wanted to cancel.

00:49:17.000 It was the most awkwardest experience ever.

00:49:21.000 But there's so much more of it.

00:49:22.000 Who dressed her Milo?

00:49:23.000 He's a really big dick, though.

00:49:24.000 That's when it hurts.

00:49:25.000 Oh.

00:49:26.000 But there's so much more, but I don't want to speak on it.

00:49:28.000 He's a really big dick, though.

00:49:30.000 That's when it hurt.

00:49:32.000 What do people know about Bill Maher's dick?

00:49:34.000 I don't know.

00:49:35.000 That's what I've heard.

00:49:35.000 I've never heard that.

00:49:36.000 And circles are you in?

00:49:38.000 It's like, all right, cool.

00:49:39.000 Lots of people talking about his dick.

00:49:41.000 No dick, people.

00:49:44.000 All right, that's boring.

00:49:44.000 Once again, Ryan brings some shit to the show and smears it all over the screen.

00:49:49.000 We have to update you.

00:49:50.000 Dude, can you put together a compilation of these?

00:49:53.000 I'm going to have to make a video of free green screen where we just go through them all because K through 12 is the most important thing to focus on right now.

00:50:02.000 They're brainwashing our children.

00:50:04.000 We're getting a divorce and they're trying to get the kids.

00:50:07.000 And there's been like 20 of these, right?

00:50:12.000 Every episode we have one.

00:50:14.000 We had the teacher, the kindergarten teacher who in her classroom, trans, in his classroom, was saying, who's going to give me my licks?

00:50:22.000 Who's going to spank me?

00:50:24.000 And then we had the one with the Pledge Allegiance to the trans flag.

00:50:29.000 Then we had the Antifa guy, the Project Veritas exposed.

00:50:32.000 Then we had the one who couldn't show us her hand tattoos enough going, I screwed up, guys.

00:50:37.000 I misgendered someone.

00:50:39.000 Remember her?

00:50:40.000 Yeah, I tried to find that one.

00:50:41.000 There's like a thousand.

00:50:43.000 No, there's not a thousand.

00:50:44.000 I'd say there's nine viral winners.

00:50:50.000 And what I think is most telling about this is their arrogance.

00:50:55.000 Cops don't dare do a TikTok video about their job.

00:51:00.000 They'll be fired like that.

00:51:01.000 Teachers can't get fired.

00:51:03.000 So they'll sit there and talk about themselves, sexualize things.

00:51:07.000 I saw one that isn't even in the notes today where this woman was like, how to convince my seventh graders to wear the mask.

00:51:15.000 And then she does a dance where she goes, the mask makes your butt look like you've done a thousand squats.

00:51:21.000 And someone goes, why are you sexualizing your seventh grade students?

00:51:27.000 Telling them that they're going to have a nice ass.

00:51:30.000 If you do what I say, you'll have a nice plump ass.

00:51:36.000 So let's show this stupid bitch.

00:51:42.000 I got cornered by three of my sixth grade students at lunch today.

00:51:46.000 Hold on a second, stop.

00:51:48.000 So six is like 11 years old, 12 years old.

00:51:51.000 You should be learning about the Constitution, the Founding Fathers, the Bill of Rights.

00:51:57.000 You should be doing calculus, at least at an introductory level, algebra, variables.

00:52:03.000 How is she smart enough to teach a 12-year-old anything?

00:52:08.000 students at lunch today, and they came up to me all excited.

00:52:12.000 They were like, Miss Collins, Miss Collins, what's your sexuality?

00:52:15.000 I said, Why do you need to know that right now?

00:52:19.000 And then she's like, Oh, do you get this megalomania, this me-me-me vibes off of her?

00:52:24.000 Even their little gestures, like the one with the hand tattoo, and then this thing.

00:52:29.000 It's so like me.

00:52:32.000 I don't know why they're so interested in me, but I was like, I guess I'll tell.

00:52:36.000 Hi, everyone.

00:52:37.000 So people were talking about me again, and I didn't know how much I could say about me.

00:52:41.000 So, you know, it was so, I don't know, me.

00:52:47.000 And they were like, oh, I don't know.

00:52:48.000 I just think you'd be like a super fun, like, buy or pan person.

00:52:54.000 And I said, well, I. Maybe this should have been a green screen.

00:52:58.000 I don't like that 12-year-olds are talking to adults about bi or pan.

00:53:02.000 Bi means that you suck cocks and you also eat lots of pussy.

00:53:08.000 You also get fucked up the ass if you're a dude.

00:53:13.000 And you also fuck chicks with dicks.

00:53:17.000 That's bi.

00:53:18.000 Pan is even worse.

00:53:20.000 Pan is you fuck absolutely anything that moves.

00:53:25.000 If it's human, it's getting your genitals in its face.

00:53:30.000 So I don't give a fuck what adults do, but that's perverted and gross.

00:53:36.000 And kids shouldn't know about that.

00:53:41.000 I have no problem with kink.

00:53:43.000 Roger Stone, I love his lifestyle.

00:53:45.000 Go bananas, have orgies.

00:53:47.000 I've had fucking plenty of threesomes, done crazy shit, fucked lots of chicks.

00:53:52.000 But that's weird, and kids shouldn't know about it.

00:53:58.000 Half the time, like I think about the things I've done, I go, oh my lord, and I'm 51 and I'm offended by my own sex life.

00:54:06.000 I shouldn't even know what I do.

00:54:08.000 I'm disgusted by my own proclivities.

00:54:11.000 But I don't feel this compulsion to get kids into the mix.

00:54:14.000 What are the chances she's making this up?

00:54:17.000 Oh.

00:54:17.000 Pretty high.

00:54:18.000 Very high.

00:54:19.000 Yeah.

00:54:19.000 74%.

00:54:21.000 74% chance this didn't even happen.

00:54:25.000 Oh, actually.

00:54:26.000 No, I've seen this whole video.

00:54:28.000 I'm upping my number to 86.

00:54:30.000 Wow.

00:54:31.000 What are you at?

00:54:33.000 It's like low 90s.

00:54:35.000 It's like quiet.

00:54:36.000 It's quiet for her.

00:54:37.000 It's a liar.

00:54:38.000 What's Jesse Lee Peterson?

00:54:39.000 Is he there?

00:54:42.000 No, you know what?

00:54:43.000 Oh, shit.

00:54:44.000 I would put him on, but somebody even cooler just came.

00:54:47.000 Not that he's cooler.

00:54:48.000 I shouldn't say that.

00:54:49.000 Someone different.

00:54:50.000 Somebody different, but also very important.

00:54:53.000 We just got news today from Facebook that the lesbian teachers are talking to their kids about gross stuff.

00:55:01.000 Project Veritas unleashes a new expose on these people, and we have the documents to prove it.

00:55:07.000 And we're going to show you the video later.

00:55:11.000 Yeah, he does have a little jolt.

00:55:16.000 I got to do a sit-down interview with him.

00:55:18.000 I'd be rocking.

00:55:19.000 I think Katie, her new episode is in New York, so I think she's in town.

00:55:23.000 Would you fucking sit her down?

00:55:25.000 Yeah, yeah.

00:55:27.000 I'll reach out to her.

00:55:28.000 She had me fly out to meet some billionaires for dinner, and I flew to LA, had the dinner, and flew back the next day.

00:55:36.000 As tiring as going to visit Max, nothing happened.

00:55:40.000 Whoa.

00:55:41.000 That's balls.

00:55:43.000 One of them asked me, how much would you charge to do a talk at someone's house?

00:55:46.000 And I joked 15 grand or something.

00:55:50.000 It was just joking.

00:55:52.000 And then I think that blew it.

00:55:53.000 Oh.

00:55:55.000 But to be honest.

00:55:56.000 I think I know why.

00:55:58.000 I don't want to get on a plane and go to someone's house.

00:56:02.000 So it would be a very high number, maybe $5,000 if I could record it.

00:56:08.000 Anyway, sorry.

00:56:10.000 Very tangent-heavy episode.

00:56:12.000 $700 billion and a trillion $300 million billion dollars.

00:56:19.000 Wait a minute.

00:56:20.000 Go back.

00:56:20.000 I think that's correct, except for the last billion.

00:56:24.000 $700 billion and a trillion $300 million billion dollars.

00:56:28.000 What?

00:56:29.000 Wait, how could something be a billion then a trillion?

00:56:32.000 No, it's two different numbers.

00:56:33.000 Oh, and $700 billion is one number.

00:56:37.000 And a trillion, he meant to say a trillion $300 billion.

00:56:41.000 But he said a trillion,300 million.

00:56:43.000 So there's really just one word wrong.

00:56:45.000 Oh.

00:56:46.000 $700 billion and a trillion,300,000 billion dollars.

00:56:51.000 He messed up the million a billion.

00:56:53.000 Yeah, he said million instead of billion.

00:56:55.000 Okay.

00:56:56.000 Anyway, we've said million a billion so many times.

00:56:58.000 They sound weird now, but they don't sound like words.

00:57:01.000 Million billion ASPN.

00:57:07.000 I said, well, I don't really know how much I'm allowed to talk about this to students, but does looking at my shoelaces help?

00:57:19.000 Oh, God.

00:57:20.000 And these kids just flipped out.

00:57:22.000 They were so excited.

00:57:23.000 Oh, I remember seeing this visual cue for liars.

00:57:30.000 And one is right before their lie, they look to the left or to a certain direction.

00:57:35.000 She was looking to the right.

00:57:37.000 But so I was fighting Conor McGregor.

00:57:45.000 No.

00:57:47.000 I got into an argument with Conor McGregor and we got into a fight and I ended up kicking his ass.

00:57:55.000 That's what they do.

00:57:58.000 Now sometimes they flip these videos, so one's to the left, one's to the right.

00:58:02.000 Oh, right.

00:58:02.000 So I'm not sure if they, because I tried to look at the posters, see if they're flipped, the text.

00:58:06.000 Hard to tell.

00:58:07.000 Can we see, can we find her?

00:58:09.000 Don't they have their tag?

00:58:11.000 Oh, oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:58:12.000 No, zoom in there.

00:58:14.000 Springsteen, N.B. Springsteen.

00:58:17.000 N.B. Springsteen.

00:58:21.000 Drew?

00:58:23.000 Wait, is...

00:58:24.000 Is Bruce Springsteen Jewish?

00:58:27.000 Yeah, it's Bruce Springsteen.

00:58:29.000 Oh.

00:58:30.000 Remember, no one could spell two generations, three generations ago.

00:58:35.000 So all this like Schmidt and Schmidt and oh my god, we've opened up a Pandora's nightmare.

00:58:45.000 Someone who has been stuck in traffic in New York for over an hour trying to find fucking parking.

00:58:51.000 Looks like you're stuck in bikes 500 times gravity.

00:58:54.000 So I was right.

00:58:55.000 She's an imbecile.

00:58:57.000 It is not possible to find parking in New York, and it hasn't been possible since the 1920s.

00:59:05.000 There has never been street parking.

00:59:08.000 You have to pay, and it costs an arm and a leg.

00:59:11.000 Now, you could park, if you have a commercial vehicle, meaning you have, get off my lawn with the address on your door, then you can pay for commercial parking.

00:59:20.000 But even then, you have a snowball's chance in hell of finding anything.

00:59:25.000 If it's free parking after 6 and you're there at 5.59, possibly.

00:59:30.000 Possibly.

00:59:32.000 But as far as just driving to New York and getting a spot, not happening.

00:59:37.000 You have to pay.

00:59:39.000 And it sucks.

00:59:40.000 So don't bring a car to Manhattan.

00:59:41.000 Who doesn't know that?

00:59:44.000 So it is flipped.

00:59:45.000 You do not need to experience snow that you're going to hate that.

00:59:48.000 For example.

00:59:49.000 See, everything's flipped.

00:59:51.000 So they say spot lies with the eye movement.

00:59:56.000 Yeah, yeah.

00:59:57.000 So we don't know which direction.

00:59:58.000 She's lying.

00:59:59.000 She's lying.

00:59:59.000 But go back, go back.

01:00:00.000 Driving in New York City on a weekend with a puppy.

01:00:06.000 Some things in life you do not need to experience snow that you're going to hate them.

01:00:10.000 Wait, what does her shirt say?

01:00:11.000 We are here to protect the.

01:00:20.000 Some things in life.

01:00:22.000 The line.

01:00:27.000 You do not need to experience snow that you're going to hate them.

01:00:30.000 For example, driving in New York City.

01:00:34.000 We are here to protect the something.

01:00:38.000 Look that up.

01:00:39.000 Maybe that's some super radical symbol.

01:00:42.000 The something lines.

01:00:46.000 Wait, is that from the Hunger Games?

01:00:47.000 Because that bird or something?

01:00:51.000 I don't mind if she's into silly movies and stuff, but if that's some bizarre communist thing, let's get her fired.

01:00:59.000 Get fired.

01:01:00.000 Get in trouble.

01:01:01.000 Get her fired.

01:01:02.000 Get her in trouble.

01:01:03.000 Yeah.

01:01:04.000 The rest of the same.

01:01:08.000 We are here to protect the.

01:01:10.000 In quotes, it's got to bring it.

01:01:13.000 I have some fun stuff coming up, by the way, folks.

01:01:16.000 I know we're sort of meandering this episode, but it was a great weekend for my pet Biden.

01:01:22.000 Ooh, we haven't had that in a while.

01:01:24.000 I think he's got, I think the left is experiencing buyers' remorse.

01:01:32.000 I mean, even Obama was saying, yeah, open borders are not tenable.

01:01:38.000 That's a bad long-term plan.

01:01:41.000 So Barack Obama's coming out of the closet as a Biden hater.

01:01:46.000 Gas prices, inflation, this COVID shit getting worse every day and more and more ridiculous.

01:01:54.000 I mean, everyone is fighting back.

01:01:56.000 Everyone has had enough.

01:01:57.000 Seeing a multiracial group in New York City protesting the pandemic is a sign that we are turning a corner.

01:02:06.000 Did anything come up?

01:02:07.000 No.

01:02:08.000 And now I'm putting in shirt.

01:02:11.000 I tried it proper, and now I'm doing it with a shirt.

01:02:14.000 So nothing came up?

01:02:15.000 And then dot, dot, dot, line?

01:02:16.000 No.

01:02:17.000 No, no.

01:02:18.000 Just, there was no dot, dot, dot.

01:02:21.000 Stop, stop.

01:02:22.000 We are here to protect the and then go into all.

01:02:24.000 I did.

01:02:26.000 Nothing comes up, just a bunch of weird stuff.

01:02:29.000 Poop.

01:02:33.000 There's a bird.

01:02:34.000 All right, that's enough.

01:02:35.000 Wandering.

01:02:35.000 Let's hit my pet Biden.

01:02:40.000 The bird.

01:02:43.000 My kids were asking me my techniques for pussy eating, like kindergarten kids.

01:02:48.000 And I was like, start slow.

01:02:51.000 That's the key.

01:02:52.000 I think kids should know how to eat pussy.

01:02:55.000 And then you're like, look at my shoelaces if it's an indicator.

01:02:57.000 I didn't even like that as a joke.

01:02:59.000 Pussy slow on your shoelaces.

01:03:03.000 Where'd you get those, Dad?

01:03:04.000 My eight-year-olds were asking me about butt plugs.

01:03:06.000 Actually, that was one.

01:03:07.000 Remember that woman?

01:03:07.000 She said, my eight-year-old came in and asked me about my strap-on because it was drying on the bathtub.

01:03:14.000 You're so fucking gross.

01:03:16.000 Like, imagine you're staying at a friend's house and their strap-on is in the bathroom.

01:03:20.000 You go, Mark, what the fuck, dude?

01:03:23.000 Gross.

01:03:26.000 It's such a marked thing, too.

01:03:30.000 Biden.

01:03:35.000 Biden.

01:03:37.000 President.

01:03:39.000 Sleepy.

01:03:40.000 But a friendly monster too.

01:03:43.000 My cat.

01:03:44.000 Biden.

01:03:44.000 Wait, what?

01:03:44.000 That doesn't rhyme.

01:03:49.000 Uh.

01:03:53.000 Why is there a censored TV bug in the bottom left?

01:03:57.000 Doesn't that person understand that we put the bug on?

01:04:01.000 Is that bugging you?

01:04:02.000 Yes.

01:04:03.000 So, fuck Joe Biden flags, etc., is almost bigger than Trump as far as its popularity right now.

01:04:12.000 I don't know if there's more Trump flags or more fuck Joe Biden flags.

01:04:15.000 I think Trump is still winning, but fuck Biden is becoming quite a mantra.

01:04:20.000 Fuck Joe Biden.

01:04:22.000 So Jason Aldean, his wife is selling fuck Joe Biden merch 1.6.

01:04:31.000 Right?

01:04:32.000 Or is that 1.6 you just pulled up?

01:04:38.000 Why wouldn't you go in order?

01:04:40.000 This is 1.6.

01:04:40.000 Yeah, okay.

01:04:41.000 So what do those say now?

01:04:44.000 As a New Yorker, I don't want your stinking vaccine, Donald Trump.

01:04:49.000 Cut two, Joe Biden.

01:04:51.000 If you have not vaccinated, you should have zero contact with the public.

01:04:55.000 Okay?

01:04:56.000 So your views change depending on who's in charge.

01:04:59.000 Go back.

01:05:00.000 I wouldn't consider taking a vaccine from this criminally treasonous government ever.

01:05:04.000 Not even if I witnessed every Trump grandchild receiving it first.

01:05:07.000 Cut two, if you believe in the invisible skydaddy but not the vaccines, I don't want to know you.

01:05:14.000 So if you're Christian, or not even Christian, if you believe in God and you don't have the vaccine, fuck you.

01:05:24.000 Apparently, at a few colleges, a few colleges' football games this weekend, a chant broke out.

01:05:29.000 Fuck Joe Biden, be clear, Trumpism made this okay.

01:05:34.000 And then she goes, when fuck Donald Trump trends, I like Twitter even more.

01:05:41.000 So this was just a few weeks after.

01:05:45.000 I love these things, by the way.

01:05:47.000 This is what's so great about Twister?

01:05:50.000 About Twitter.

01:05:51.000 It has the receipts.

01:05:52.000 Next.

01:05:55.000 Oh, this is Robert Reich, our famous little oompa loompa.

01:05:59.000 Which party will voters blame for the shutdown?

01:06:01.000 The last three federal government shutdowns occurred during a divided government.

01:06:04.000 Now Republicans run it all.

01:06:06.000 How can one party not be able to keep the government open?

01:06:09.000 If it shuts, it will be on the heads of the GOP.

01:06:13.000 He doesn't even speak English correctly.

01:06:15.000 That's not an expression.

01:06:17.000 It'll be on the heads.

01:06:19.000 That's on your head.

01:06:21.000 Like, that's on your watch.

01:06:24.000 But this happened on your head, young man.

01:06:28.000 What?

01:06:29.000 That's not a thing.

01:06:30.000 But then cut to his government shutdowns means Americans won't get the services they depend on.

01:06:34.000 Federal workers won't get their paychecks.

01:06:36.000 People's livelihoods will be upended as the pandemic rages on.

01:06:38.000 But none of this matters to Republicans.

01:06:40.000 They care only about power, never about people.

01:06:43.000 Wait a minute.

01:06:44.000 How is that a contradiction?

01:06:49.000 So he's saying Republicans had better not shut down the government.

01:06:53.000 And now that Biden's in charge, he says none of this matters to Republicans.

01:07:00.000 But the shutdown's happening under Democrats.

01:07:03.000 That's not a very fun one.

01:07:05.000 And you're not doing a very good job if you can't mock Robert Reich, a total illiterate who just makes up facts.

01:07:13.000 I remember one time in college, I was doing an essay about how Russia is no threat in the Cold War, and there's no way that they would ever launch nuclear weapons.

01:07:24.000 And as I did my research, I discovered I was wrong, and they would, they are a threat to America, and they might launch these nuclear weapons, or at least that's what all the books I got said.

01:07:35.000 I was at a cheap university, Carleton University in Ottawa, and the books were from the fucking 60s and 70s.

01:07:41.000 So you know what I did?

01:07:43.000 I just changed the quotes in the books to what I wanted.

01:07:48.000 And when it said they would strike, I just wrote wouldn't.

01:07:51.000 And I had all the same sources.

01:07:52.000 I just gambled that the professor wouldn't go to that source and find that page.

01:07:58.000 I did pretty good.

01:08:00.000 I think I got a C plus.

01:08:01.000 And that was obviously idiotic and unethical and a waste of everybody's time.

01:08:07.000 But that's Robert Reich's entire career.

01:08:10.000 He just makes shit up.

01:08:13.000 And he's not an economist.

01:08:15.000 He writes incessantly about the economy.

01:08:17.000 He's a fucking law.

01:08:19.000 He's a lawyer.

01:08:20.000 Anyway, sorry, tangent time.

01:08:22.000 So go to 17.

01:08:25.000 This is the Jason Aldean thing.

01:08:27.000 So click on the daily caller first.

01:08:28.000 That's John Rich of Big and Rich saying, welcome aboard.

01:08:32.000 But click on the article.

01:08:37.000 I will never apologize.

01:08:38.000 Country superstar says he's unapologetic following backlash against wife's anti-Biden post.

01:08:45.000 He's not going to lose.

01:08:46.000 Jason Aldean, the guy who does, she's country.

01:08:49.000 Yeah.

01:08:51.000 From her cowboy boots to her downhome roots.

01:08:53.000 That's the way she was born and raised.

01:08:56.000 I'm doing a Bronx accent for some reason.

01:08:58.000 That's the way.

01:08:59.000 That's the way she was born and raised.

01:09:01.000 That doesn't exist.

01:09:02.000 We need a Bronx country singer.

01:09:05.000 She's country, for fuck's sakes.

01:09:08.000 That's the way.

01:09:08.000 It's a very difficult situation.

01:09:10.000 It's the way she was born and raised.

01:09:14.000 Maybe that's how Tony Soprano got so tough.

01:09:16.000 He kept getting punched in the face every time he smiled as a kid.

01:09:19.000 Hello?

01:09:20.000 I'm Tony Jr.

01:09:24.000 Go to the picture, though.

01:09:25.000 That's not loading for some annoying reason.

01:09:28.000 No, no, the picture of his wife wearing the anti-Biden thing.

01:09:31.000 You post on Instagram.

01:09:32.000 Oh, Instagram's down.

01:09:34.000 That's right.

01:09:36.000 Well, go find it somewhere else.

01:09:37.000 Daily Mail.

01:09:38.000 Aldean.

01:09:39.000 Look up Aldean wife Biden.

01:09:41.000 Because she's fucking hot.

01:09:43.000 Is she?

01:09:44.000 You thought hairband guys get hot groupies?

01:09:47.000 Oh, country guys get the fucking...

01:09:49.000 Learn some fucking country songs, boys.

01:09:52.000 Start talking like this to people.

01:09:58.000 Look at her.

01:09:59.000 What'd you say that is?

01:10:00.000 Is that a 10?

01:10:02.000 So wait, wait, that's a play on a punk band, isn't it?

01:10:05.000 Or a...

01:10:06.000 Anti-social social club.

01:10:08.000 It's like some hardcore band, isn't it?

01:10:10.000 Underground merch thing?

01:10:14.000 It's almost like Supreme, the way their merch is highly sought after.

01:10:18.000 Oh, I see.

01:10:19.000 So she's cool enough to rip that off.

01:10:23.000 What'd you say she is?

01:10:24.000 I want to say a nine, just because tens feel silly.

01:10:29.000 It seems pretty nine-ish, but there's a lot of makeup on that face.

01:10:34.000 Yeah, good point.

01:10:36.000 You can't really tell these days.

01:10:40.000 I love how you're brave if you don't like a shitty president.

01:10:46.000 Okay, we finally made it to the fun part.

01:10:50.000 NASCAR racer Brandon something, I don't know anything about car races, was being interviewed by NBC.

01:10:57.000 This is the title of today's episode, Let's Go, Brandon.

01:11:00.000 And everyone in the audience was yelling, fuck Joe Biden.

01:11:05.000 And this was the NBC reporter's take on it.

01:11:08.000 Thank you to all of our partners.

01:11:10.000 Oh my God, it's just such an unbelievable moment.

01:11:14.000 Brandon, you also told me.

01:11:17.000 As you can hear the chants from the crowd.

01:11:21.000 Let's go, Brandon.

01:11:22.000 Brandon, you told me.

01:11:24.000 You are going to come to me.

01:11:26.000 My name's Lucas.

01:11:31.000 Brandon Nichols lost this race.

01:11:34.000 Brandon Nichols crashed his car in the first lap.

01:11:36.000 Rest in peace.

01:11:38.000 I loved him.

01:11:40.000 Are people happy he's dead?

01:11:42.000 We saw his charred body in the tarmac.

01:11:46.000 It's not even cold yet.

01:11:47.000 Yeah.

01:11:48.000 He's definitely dead.

01:11:50.000 There's no going anywhere.

01:11:51.000 There's no going.

01:11:53.000 And look, he knows what it's saying.

01:11:56.000 Each line didn't stay to one and everything shifted top to bottom so much.

01:12:02.000 Thank you to all of our partners.

01:12:05.000 You know what I sense right there?

01:12:07.000 Remember when Trump did the pussy joke to what's his name, Billy Bush?

01:12:11.000 And you could feel Billy Bush going, I'm in a viral moment, or I hope this doesn't go live, or I hope I'm not part of this, which he ended up having his career ruined, by the way, just for being near that joke, that quip, that story.

01:12:26.000 But he looks right there like he senses that he's going viral.

01:12:32.000 He feels it, and he doesn't want to be on that tidal wave.

01:12:35.000 He feels the water swelling underneath him, and he's like, I know it's not.

01:12:39.000 Let's go, Brandon.

01:12:40.000 But I've got my sponsors.

01:12:41.000 This is a great moment for me.

01:12:43.000 I don't want to become the fuck Joe Biden race car driver.

01:12:47.000 I don't like Joe Biden, but I don't want to be part of this.

01:12:50.000 In this world, where you get canceled if your dad said nigger in the 80s, remember that other driver?

01:12:55.000 Yeah.

01:12:56.000 Or if you call a golf ball a faggot.

01:12:58.000 Maybe it just says NASCAR weird.

01:12:59.000 I love Rod Nigger, NASCAR.

01:13:02.000 No, he definitely said it.

01:13:03.000 Never mind.

01:13:05.000 So anyway, I did try and fuck her.

01:13:07.000 She was married.

01:13:08.000 Who's there?

01:13:09.000 No, Nancy.

01:13:10.000 No, this was...

01:13:11.000 And I moved on her very heavily.

01:13:13.000 In fact, I took her out furniture shop.

01:13:15.000 She wanted to get some furniture.

01:13:16.000 I said, I'll show you where that's some nice furniture.

01:13:18.000 I took out furniture.

01:13:20.000 I moved on her like a bitch.

01:13:22.000 But I couldn't get there.

01:13:23.000 And she was married.

01:13:24.000 And all of a sudden, I see her.

01:13:25.000 She's now got the big phony tits and everything.

01:13:27.000 She's totally changed her look.

01:13:28.000 I've got to use some TikToks just in case they start kissing her.

01:13:32.000 You know, I'm automatically.

01:13:33.000 How could no one understand what this is?

01:13:36.000 It's like I always criticize liberals and people who are lost in a Facebook bubble because they haven't met black people or working class people or fucking immigrants with accents.

01:13:47.000 They don't seem to know anybody.

01:13:49.000 And if you watch that and you're offended, you've not met a dude.

01:13:55.000 You haven't hung around 50% of the population.

01:13:58.000 How sheltered are you that you don't get what's going on there?

01:14:01.000 It's a famous guy denigrating himself to make someone else laugh and amuse them.

01:14:07.000 I'm a bitch.

01:14:09.000 I moved on her like a bitch.

01:14:11.000 It was pathetic.

01:14:12.000 That's how guys riff.

01:14:14.000 They insult each other.

01:14:15.000 They insult themselves.

01:14:16.000 As Joe Rogan says, guys will completely destroy each other to their face and then say great things about the guy behind his back.

01:14:24.000 Women are the opposite.

01:14:28.000 I've actually never heard that part of the audio before.

01:14:31.000 Oh, I heard it.

01:14:32.000 I just went right to defending him.

01:14:33.000 It's like if you're like somebody you know does something, you just automatically defend them.

01:14:38.000 You're like, let's actually see what he did there.

01:14:40.000 Yeah, he did that.

01:14:41.000 But it's not a big deal.

01:14:42.000 You know what would have been controversial?

01:14:44.000 Something like, I know I should appreciate women, and I have the biological imperative, but I've never felt a connection with a woman.

01:14:52.000 Even my wife now, Melania, I love fucking her, but the second I'm done, I'm like, get the fuck out of here.

01:14:57.000 That's why I've been divorced so many times because they just get on my nerves.

01:15:02.000 I thought I was gay when I was younger, but I'm not interested sexually in guys.

01:15:07.000 I hate women.

01:15:08.000 I think they're stupid.

01:15:10.000 Okay, that's controversial.

01:15:12.000 That guy probably shouldn't be president.

01:15:16.000 That guy's bad for the country.

01:15:19.000 This wasn't that.

01:15:20.000 This was, I was pathetic when I was trying to get laid.

01:15:27.000 That's funny.

01:15:28.000 By the way, we're all pathetic when we're trying to get laid.

01:15:31.000 We've all taken the girl shopping.

01:15:32.000 We've all moved on her like a bitch.

01:15:34.000 It's a funny thing to bond on.

01:15:36.000 Anyway.

01:15:38.000 So, let's go Brandon has gone viral.

01:15:43.000 And it means fuck Joe Biden.

01:15:47.000 Oh, dude, we got to do Let's Go Brandon shirts.

01:15:50.000 Yeah.

01:15:53.000 That's it.

01:15:54.000 That's happening.

01:15:55.000 That's it.

01:15:56.000 That's it, girl.

01:15:58.000 We got to move fast, too.

01:16:00.000 Maybe we'll just put them on the site, make them in Photoshop, and by the time people buy them, we'll have made them that little trick.

01:16:07.000 So what's 17B?

01:16:10.000 Oh, you already showed 17B, right?

01:16:11.000 So go 17C.

01:16:12.000 This is a funny one from that same Twitter account where the guy says, incredible that they were flying a Let's Go Brandon flag before he even won.

01:16:24.000 It makes it look like the races are fixed, right?

01:16:27.000 You have a Let's Go Brandon flag?

01:16:29.000 Damn.

01:16:30.000 And he wins?

01:16:31.000 Too much of a coincidence.

01:16:34.000 And then what's 1-8?

01:16:36.000 Oh, yeah.

01:16:39.000 I think I had to paste this because Instagram was down.

01:16:46.000 Wait till Brandon sees this.

01:16:47.000 Oh, yeah.

01:16:48.000 Great job tonight, Brandon.

01:16:49.000 The people were all cheering you on.

01:16:51.000 I hope that chant spreads like a wildfire.

01:16:53.000 Let's go, Branton.

01:16:56.000 Isn't that amazing?

01:16:58.000 What is he on?

01:16:59.000 The second president.

01:17:02.000 Wait, wait.

01:17:02.000 The previous president is telling the new president to go fuck himself.

01:17:06.000 Oh, you're right.

01:17:07.000 He's off of Twitter, right?

01:17:08.000 Yeah.

01:17:09.000 So this must be fake?

01:17:11.000 Oh, no.

01:17:13.000 Thanks for ruining my fun, Ryan.

01:17:16.000 This poor guy's like, can someone fill me in?

01:17:18.000 Who's Brandon?

01:17:19.000 And why do I not know what's going on?

01:17:20.000 Oh, he'll never sleep now.

01:17:21.000 Thanks, Patriots, who respond.

01:17:25.000 I don't miss him anywhere, ever.

01:17:28.000 Shut up, bitch.

01:17:29.000 Why are you following Jack Pasovic?

01:17:33.000 Yeah, so I think Joe Biden did it.

01:17:39.000 And then here's the craziest one.

01:17:41.000 I had an argument with a fellow MAGA dad this morning.

01:17:44.000 Yeah, that's just an introduction to the thing.

01:17:47.000 Where he goes, I sent him this picture.

01:17:50.000 I'm on a MAGA dad group chat, and I put this on the group chat, and I said, Boris Johnson obviously doesn't use the Internet and nor does anyone around him.

01:18:03.000 Zoom out.

01:18:07.000 Let's go, Brandon.

01:18:13.000 Let's go, Brandon.

01:18:16.000 Okay, so what happened here?

01:18:18.000 Did someone who's MAGA trick him into saying that?

01:18:25.000 I'll tell you what, it's not.

01:18:27.000 It's not the prime minister.

01:18:30.000 Is he still prime minister?

01:18:32.000 Fuck, I'm dumb.

01:18:33.000 I believe so.

01:18:34.000 It's not the prime minister of Britain telling the president of America to fuck off.

01:18:39.000 World leaders don't do that.

01:18:42.000 No matter how much they hate each other.

01:18:44.000 Trump didn't even say that about Kim Jong-un.

01:18:46.000 It's just not the way the world works.

01:18:48.000 You don't have world leaders telling each other to fuck off unless you're in some shithole country.

01:18:53.000 Is he on cameo?

01:18:56.000 Happy birthday.

01:19:00.000 So I think it's just either someone tricking him or he's just so clueless that he saw Let's Go Brandon trending and fell for the NBC mistake and he's pretending that it's pro-NASCAR?

01:19:12.000 I don't believe this is edited.

01:19:14.000 I believe if you look at his mouth.

01:19:16.000 Oh, that's a good thing.

01:19:17.000 And if you hear the voice, it's a way higher register than his natural voice.

01:19:21.000 All right, let's go.

01:19:24.000 Let's go, Brandon.

01:19:26.000 Let me see the lips again.

01:19:28.000 Let's go, Brandon.

01:19:30.000 It looks like let's go, Brandon, to me.

01:19:33.000 Let's go, Brandon.

01:19:36.000 The recording.

01:19:36.000 Oh, you know what?

01:19:39.000 He's saying, let's go, Britain.

01:19:41.000 Oh, shit.

01:19:42.000 Perfect.

01:19:43.000 Yes, that's what it is.

01:19:46.000 That's a good one.

01:19:47.000 He's saying, let's go, Britain.

01:19:49.000 And someone just re-recorded his voice.

01:19:53.000 Wait, just the video is real.

01:19:56.000 No.

01:19:57.000 It's real.

01:19:57.000 Yeah, the video is real.

01:19:58.000 Okay, okay.

01:19:59.000 It's real him saying, let's go, Britain.

01:20:01.000 And there was probably some, that's probably an old video before some soccer game or something.

01:20:06.000 But here's the fun part, folks.

01:20:07.000 In the era of fake news, when the karmic clouds hand you a win, take it.

01:20:14.000 Boris Johnson just told Joe Biden to fuck off.

01:20:17.000 I know it's not true.

01:20:18.000 I don't care.

01:20:19.000 I'm playing a thing called Dirty Pool.

01:20:21.000 They want to play Dirty Pool.

01:20:22.000 I want to play Dirty Pool.

01:20:24.000 So I am pretending, officially, starting now, and I think you should do, that Prime Minister Boris Johnson just told President Joe Biden to go fuck himself.

01:20:35.000 And I'm also pretending that that Trump tweet is true, even though he's not on Twitter.

01:20:39.000 See, this is, I think it's because I was a liberal when I was a teenager.

01:20:43.000 I'm familiar with their rules for radicals.

01:20:46.000 We need to start doing rules for radicals.

01:20:48.000 Like I said with the election, they pulled out a hockey bag full of Biden votes.

01:20:51.000 Where was our hockey bag full of Trump votes?

01:20:54.000 We should have cheated.

01:20:57.000 It's like they say with the Proud Boys.

01:20:59.000 They go, they endorse violence.

01:21:01.000 No, the violence is already there.

01:21:03.000 They're just getting in the fray to protect people.

01:21:08.000 I asked Max if he has any hard feelings.

01:21:11.000 And he said, what?

01:21:12.000 Why?

01:21:14.000 He goes, I beat someone up.

01:21:16.000 I got caught.

01:21:18.000 I did a lot of things I didn't get caught for.

01:21:21.000 I think Max and John and Ethan Nordine should take over rulership of the club.

01:21:27.000 They should be the elders.

01:21:29.000 But Arizona, the Arizona Proud Boys, have put together such a smart constitution that took the bylaws I wrote with Jason and ironed out all kinds of kinks with like prospects and if this guy leaves and he doxes this guy,

01:21:48.000 you do that.

01:21:49.000 It's a great little sort of Bible that I think that's all you need.

01:21:55.000 Each chapter can be autonomous.

01:21:57.000 And that's a great way to avoid fucking Rico bullshit.

01:22:01.000 Well, that's another thing Max said.

01:22:02.000 He got interrogated by the FBI.

01:22:06.000 After January 6th, they took him.

01:22:08.000 They did this to John too.

01:22:09.000 They go, what's the plan?

01:22:10.000 Like, in both prisons, John is known as Proud Boy John.

01:22:14.000 Max is known as Proud Boy Max.

01:22:16.000 And people are like, that's the guy.

01:22:18.000 Like the head of the Hell's Angels or fucking some major gangster like El Chapo.

01:22:25.000 Because that's what they see on the news.

01:22:27.000 So they take it seriously.

01:22:28.000 So I guess Max and John are like, fine, I'll take it.

01:22:30.000 People are petrified of me and think I'm some kind of fucking major gangster?

01:22:34.000 Sure, why not?

01:22:35.000 But the FBI come and they interrogate them both.

01:22:37.000 Now, I told you what John said.

01:22:38.000 John just goes, I don't know if you noticed, but I'm in prison.

01:22:42.000 What am I doing?

01:22:43.000 How am I controlling people on the outside?

01:22:46.000 And then Max was much more involved and he said, I don't think you guys get it.

01:22:52.000 I don't hate the FBI.

01:22:53.000 It's my FBI.

01:22:55.000 I pay taxes.

01:22:56.000 I don't hate the government.

01:22:57.000 It's my government.

01:22:59.000 I own it.

01:23:00.000 I want it fixed.

01:23:01.000 I don't like the corruption, but it's mine.

01:23:05.000 And he said, and as far as me snitching and giving you people, there's nothing to give.

01:23:11.000 He goes, you should have, he's become quite intelligent in there.

01:23:14.000 He's become a smart black man.

01:23:16.000 That's what Max is now.

01:23:17.000 He's like Malcolm X. He said, you should be concerned with two things, a gun or guns and money.

01:23:28.000 There's no gun and there's no money.

01:23:31.000 So what do you want from me?

01:23:34.000 You want me to snitch on guys who did Coke in the bathroom?

01:23:37.000 I'm not giving you the guys who do Coke in the bathroom.

01:23:40.000 So we can end this now.

01:23:44.000 We don't have enough time to go through the guys that did Coke in the bathroom.

01:23:48.000 I guess I'll just briefly say everyone.

01:23:52.000 If they have a black and yellow.

01:23:53.000 You were there.

01:23:54.000 They are doing a lot of Coke.

01:23:58.000 Remember that Puerto Rican dude during one of the meetings, he said, I shouldn't really disclose what happens at the meetings, but this is an exception.

01:24:07.000 He goes, I want to vote to change two of the laws.

01:24:10.000 The no beating off law is retarded.

01:24:13.000 We should change that.

01:24:14.000 And people are doing Coke.

01:24:15.000 We should make Coke illegal.

01:24:16.000 No Coke.

01:24:17.000 And everyone went, no.

01:24:24.000 Okay.

01:24:26.000 We're running out of time here.

01:24:29.000 Let's just look at this picture of this male feminist.

01:24:33.000 Just to get mad, this is more punchable than a young James Gandalfini.

01:24:42.000 Look at that fucking loser.

01:24:45.000 Look at his boots.

01:24:46.000 Go down to his boots.

01:24:49.000 Zoom in on those boots.

01:24:53.000 Look, he's got a carefully manufactured hole in his jeans.

01:24:56.000 And then he's got, what do they have, a little zip on the side?

01:24:59.000 I don't know if those are monks.

01:25:00.000 Are you a 16th century pauper?

01:25:02.000 What are you wearing?

01:25:04.000 Do you have the plague?

01:25:06.000 Those are from the 16th century.

01:25:09.000 That's like a helper for King Henry VIII.

01:25:13.000 Someone who brings him his gruel.

01:25:16.000 Friar Tuck called, he said you can keep his boots.

01:25:20.000 Gross.

01:25:22.000 And then let's zoom up to his fucking face.

01:25:25.000 Men are trash.

01:25:29.000 You know, I've said it a million times.

01:25:31.000 White males are the only people who hate their own gender and race.

01:25:38.000 Can you imagine a black dude, a Japanese woman?

01:25:43.000 Nip women are trash.

01:25:46.000 Like, it's unfathomable.

01:25:49.000 And no one wants to fuck him.

01:25:51.000 Do you know how dry pussies get around him?

01:25:55.000 You know what you should do if you were a victim of the flood and your basement is flooded?

01:26:00.000 Bring in seven women, have them take off their pants and their panties and sit bare-pussied on the floor and then have him walk in.

01:26:12.000 The dryness in the room will eradicate all mold.

01:26:19.000 You'll have no problems with your drywall and insulation.

01:26:22.000 Your basement will be as dry as the day it was made.

01:26:27.000 He should work for Wet Vac.

01:26:29.000 Exactly.

01:26:30.000 Yeah, yeah.

01:26:30.000 Take your sump pump and throw it away.

01:26:32.000 You don't need a sump pump.

01:26:33.000 You just need a pussy and him in the same room.

01:26:36.000 He is the Sahara desert of pussies.

01:26:39.000 That's why people call him a pussy.

01:26:41.000 What an absolute fucking loser.

01:26:45.000 And trash doesn't have green slime coming out of it.

01:26:47.000 You're thinking of toxic wastes, sir.

01:26:50.000 Oh, yeah.

01:26:51.000 He sat and painted that with his little paint set.

01:26:54.000 He went and bought some paint, and then he made, he spent a lot of time on the men, and then he was kind of bored, which is indicative of women.

01:27:02.000 Women do that.

01:27:03.000 They start a project and they get bored of it.

01:27:05.000 In fact, Heather McDonald's book on diversity is fantastic.

01:27:07.000 But towards the end, she starts talking about this private company that gives you lessons on, and they're not woke.

01:27:15.000 It's like the founding fathers, the Greek, the Renaissance, classical music, and it's all done in the way they taught it in the 50s without any Black Lives Matter shit in it.

01:27:24.000 And she does that so intensely that I feel like she was getting bored of her own book and was just, it ended up being a commercial for an entire chapter on this company.

01:27:34.000 And then there's another book like that.

01:27:35.000 Amy Chua has a book called World on Fire about how it's not race when people excel.

01:27:42.000 It's culture, it's hard work.

01:27:43.000 And she goes on to talk about Nigerian immigrants and all these other people who thrive in America because they accept the culture of hard work.

01:27:54.000 And then she gets bored of that hypothesis.

01:27:56.000 And the last two chapters are some Jared Diamond pizza pie theory of why other groups are successful.

01:28:03.000 And it ends up unraveling the previous two-thirds of the book.

01:28:07.000 And I think she just got tired.

01:28:08.000 Writing a book is hard, especially towards the end.

01:28:11.000 That's my sexism for the day.

01:28:17.000 Okay, last story that we can't wait, we can't save till tomorrow.

01:28:24.000 So there's this woman, Senator Simony.

01:28:27.000 And if you follow Amy Siskind, my arch enemy, and any other liberal cunts, they are furious with her because she's a Democrat.

01:28:33.000 And she said no to, I believe, the most expensive bill of all time, the Build Back Better bill, which we work out is about $20,000 per paying customer in America, $3.5 fucking trillion dollars to what?

01:28:48.000 To have a globalist agenda.

01:28:50.000 So these illegal aliens are clearly hired and given a script to harass her.

01:28:55.000 Now, imagine, Ryan, you and I are illegal aliens in Japan, and we start harassing in Japanese various Japanese politicians for not giving us citizenship.

01:29:07.000 Like if you're illegal, I don't know if you ever dealt drugs before, if you're illegal, you want to hide.

01:29:12.000 That's true.

01:29:13.000 So what the fuck are these people doing?

01:29:17.000 They got balls.

01:29:19.000 Chinese are worthy adversaries.

01:29:22.000 You know what Chinese illegals do?

01:29:24.000 Nothing.

01:29:24.000 They hide.

01:29:26.000 We don't know where they are.

01:29:27.000 We don't know who they are.

01:29:28.000 We see them sometimes at night picking up cans, but we don't know how many of them there are.

01:29:33.000 We don't know anything.

01:29:34.000 Illegal Mexicans just like come strolling in, follow you to the bathroom, and harass you with the script while you're taking a dump.

01:29:43.000 Just kidding, women don't poo.

01:29:44.000 So go to 2-2.

01:29:46.000 Breaking.

01:29:48.000 Blanca, an Arizona immigrant youth, the term is illegal alien, so I don't care what age they are.

01:29:55.000 An illegal alien in Arizona confronts Senator Sinema inside her classroom where she teaches.

01:30:02.000 And then they quote, in 2010, both my grandparents got deported because of SB 1070.

01:30:07.000 No, they got deported because they came here illegally.

01:30:10.000 My grandfather passed away two weeks ago and I wasn't able to go to Mexico because there's no pathway to citizenship.

01:30:16.000 So your grandparents came here illegally.

01:30:18.000 They got caught.

01:30:18.000 Somehow you didn't get caught.

01:30:20.000 But listen to how clearly this is scripted.

01:30:25.000 I'll be back.

01:30:26.000 Sit down, we want to talk to you real quick.

01:30:27.000 We want to talk to you real quick.

01:30:28.000 Actually, I am heading out.

01:30:31.000 Right now is the real moment that our people need murder for us to be able to talk about what's really happening.

01:30:37.000 We need a build-back better plan right now.

01:30:48.000 We knocked on doors for you to get you elected.

01:30:51.000 And just how we got you elected, we can get you out of office.

01:30:54.000 You didn't knock on doors to get her elected.

01:30:56.000 That's clearly a lie.

01:30:57.000 Boy, there's a lot of lying in this episode.

01:31:00.000 And that's the kind of thing that is written for them by some probably lesbian Jewish lawyer DNC chick.

01:31:07.000 To get you elected, and just how we got you elected, we can get you out of office if you don't support what you promised us.

01:31:14.000 We need septability citizenship for step ability.

01:31:17.000 We need the right name.

01:31:24.000 I was brought here to the United States when I was three years old.

01:31:27.000 And in 2010, my grandparents both got deported because of a speech in 70.

01:31:32.000 And I'm here because I desperately believe that we need this pathway to citizenship.

01:31:37.000 My grandfather passed away two weeks ago, and I was not able to go to Mexico to go.

01:31:41.000 Now they're illegally in the bathroom.

01:31:43.000 There's a guy walking in the woman's bathroom.

01:31:45.000 These people aren't great at borders, are they?

01:31:48.000 Boundaries.

01:31:49.000 There's millions of undocumented people just like me who share the same story.

01:31:53.000 Wait, go back, go back.

01:31:54.000 I think she's filming, but then she leaves the camera and she has an email on her phone that she's just reading.

01:32:00.000 My grandfather passed away two weeks ago, and I was not even opportunity to pass it right now.

01:32:05.000 Then we need to do it because there's millions of undocumented people just like me who share the same story or even worse things that happened to them because of SB1017.

01:32:14.000 Coordinate me a list of their names and information.

01:32:16.000 Yes, please.

01:32:18.000 And because of anti-immigrant legislation, and this is the opportunity to pass it right now, and we need to hold you accountable to what you told us, what you promised us that you were going to pass when we knocked on doors for you.

01:32:29.000 It's not right.

01:32:32.000 Oh, thanks, but it sounds like that's some fucking commie, gobbledy goof.

01:32:36.000 It's fire of human trafficking, and it's because of the lack of worker protections that we don't have in the gig economy.

01:32:44.000 I need you to stand by workers.

01:32:46.000 Lots of people who are like me who became homeless and they...

01:32:48.000 Just punch them in the face.

01:32:50.000 We need to bring back face punching.

01:32:54.000 In the 80s, no one behaved like this.

01:32:57.000 Imagine?

01:32:57.000 Yeah, no.

01:32:58.000 You'd get in a fight if someone didn't pick up their dog shit.

01:33:01.000 The second someone did something shitty, like butted in line, the butt boys would be there to punch you in the face.

01:33:08.000 I got punched in the face a million times.

01:33:10.000 It's just what happened.

01:33:13.000 My dad got hospitalized once with just eyes.

01:33:19.000 He was looking at someone and they were looking at him and then they started going.

01:33:26.000 Not one word was exchanged.

01:33:31.000 Exactly like the way gays pick up people.

01:33:33.000 Then he went outside.

01:33:35.000 It was ice in Canada.

01:33:37.000 It was the Ottawa pub.

01:33:41.000 I used to work there.

01:33:42.000 Fuck, I forgot the name of it.

01:33:44.000 On Bank Street.

01:33:48.000 And the guy walked out in front of my dad, took two steps, and just as my dad was exiting, he just went, nailed him in the face.

01:33:59.000 My dad didn't see it coming, flew back, his nose shattered.

01:34:04.000 Flew back, smashed his head on the ice, had to go to the hospital and reset his nose.

01:34:09.000 Sounds like he took a spill like Humpty Dumpty on the big wall with the Ecclesiastes Epheliastals.

01:34:16.000 Wow, you're well educated, Dennis.

01:34:18.000 Yeah, I know a thing or two about Greek history and stuff like that, babe.

01:34:24.000 And you're from Chicago, I did it?

01:34:27.000 I think so, actually.

01:34:29.000 Babe.

01:34:31.000 All right.

01:34:32.000 I was good friends with his brother Jimmy Miller until he discovered I was right-wing, and then he dumped me.

01:34:39.000 Not after, sorry, not before setting up a lunch date with the founder of Vox.

01:34:49.000 Weird.

01:34:50.000 And we're both sitting at La Cirque going, what are we doing here?

01:34:54.000 And then I told him I would pay him $1,000.

01:34:57.000 I should have said $10, $1,000 to read an Ann Coulter book cover to cover.

01:35:02.000 Because he said she's an evil cunt and the worst thing about America.

01:35:06.000 I go, read one of her books, please.

01:35:08.000 I'll pay you $1,000.

01:35:10.000 Of course, he didn't take me up on it.

01:35:13.000 And then he called Jimmy and goes, why are you setting me up on a fucking lunch date with Gavin McInnes?

01:35:19.000 He's a fascist.

01:35:20.000 And Jimmy Miller goes, I had no idea.

01:35:23.000 We just joke around.

01:35:25.000 Ryan, shut up, you don't have a dad.

01:35:30.000 Let's turn our eyes to Gavin's mailback.

01:35:35.000 Let me touch it.

01:35:41.000 By the way, I should make it clear that Jimmy Miller is a major comedy guy.

01:35:45.000 He's sort of the Jeff Bezos of comedy.

01:35:48.000 And he liked my YouTube channel, which was all just jokes back then, Sophie Can Walk and other various sketches.

01:35:55.000 So he thought I was going to be the next big thing in comedy.

01:36:00.000 But then my politics shattered my entertainment career.

01:36:05.000 And then he stormed out like the gladiators from the Coliseum.

01:36:11.000 I used to joke that he looks like Dennis Miller.

01:36:14.000 And I go, you look like a bald Dennis Miller.

01:36:18.000 I didn't know that that was his brother.

01:36:20.000 Wow.

01:36:24.000 Okay.

01:36:27.000 You ready?

01:36:29.000 I didn't have a chance to go through these, I'm afraid.

01:36:32.000 We have a Sopranos drop.

01:36:35.000 Oh.

01:36:36.000 That mailbag background is too hideous to look at.

01:36:40.000 Please get it out of here.

01:36:41.000 Okay.

01:36:42.000 Sorry, Chris.

01:36:43.000 We tried.

01:36:44.000 Who is that?

01:36:45.000 Chris Hines?

01:36:47.000 Yeah, Chris, you suck.

01:36:50.000 All right, let's see the Sopranos drop.

01:36:53.000 I'd like to drop young Tony's Soprano.

01:36:56.000 I would end him.

01:36:58.000 I probably wouldn't.

01:37:00.000 That's not the case.

01:37:01.000 Because I like him.

01:37:03.000 You are speaking shit to me.

01:37:08.000 My bad.

01:37:09.000 Oh, let's check out that letter I promised.

01:37:14.000 Right?

01:37:14.000 What was that now?

01:37:16.000 Where was that now?

01:37:20.000 Nine felonies.

01:37:21.000 No, that's not it.

01:37:23.000 In the meantime, we did get a new bird, bald eagle bird.

01:37:28.000 Oh, good.

01:37:29.000 I can never get enough of this.

01:37:30.000 No, it's amazing.

01:37:31.000 I explained it to my family this weekend, and they were like, very...

01:37:35.000 They thought it was very funny.

01:37:37.000 I was like, so everybody's just saying the bird which is the bald eagle, and it means nothing.

01:37:40.000 Daddy's coming to you, coming to get him.

01:37:46.000 Excuse me?

01:37:49.000 I don't know what that means.

01:37:52.000 It sounds cool when you say the bird which is the bald eagle.

01:38:00.000 I think she's trying to say it again.

01:38:02.000 Get cameos, dude.

01:38:04.000 Please, I implore baby monsters to waste your money on cameo and get celebrities to say the bird which is the bald eagle.

01:38:12.000 I'm going to search for some today.

01:38:15.000 Okay, so this guy.

01:38:19.000 Who's that guy?

01:38:20.000 Who is that guy?

01:38:25.000 Hey, fellas.

01:38:26.000 Tale of Woe.

01:38:27.000 This went to your personal email, so I assume you've seen it, Ryan.

01:38:30.000 Tale of Woe, you give good advice, but this may be beyond you.

01:38:34.000 I've been married 25 years.

01:38:36.000 I'm 48.

01:38:36.000 She's a looker, and I fancy her more than ever.

01:38:39.000 You know, you know it, but still totally love her.

01:38:42.000 We have four kids.

01:38:43.000 One still at home with her, age nine.

01:38:47.000 One still at home with her?

01:38:49.000 What?

01:38:50.000 Are you divorced?

01:38:54.000 My kids were at home with my wife yesterday.

01:38:58.000 So was I. I had a huge urge to move back to God's own country, Northumberland, aging parents and other reasons.

01:39:06.000 I realized that I shouldn't have moved being one, meaning he shouldn't have moved out of there.

01:39:11.000 His parents, I don't know where Northumberland is, but it's a beautiful rural area, I assume.

01:39:16.000 I had a vision that we would all be together again, but a year and a half later and she's not moved.

01:39:21.000 What?

01:39:23.000 You moved away from your wife.

01:39:25.000 A nine-year-old, if there's an age where you need a dad, it's nine.

01:39:30.000 12, 13, like half the things I invite my 13-year-old son to, he goes, what?

01:39:36.000 No.

01:39:37.000 He's going out with his friends.

01:39:39.000 My 15-year-old, I don't even suggest anything to her.

01:39:42.000 It would be like, hey, you want to eat raw shit off the sidewalk with me?

01:39:47.000 Like, she's got, she couldn't be less interested in hanging out with me.

01:39:50.000 But the nine-year-old, we go golfing all the time.

01:39:55.000 I mean, we're best pals.

01:39:57.000 The driving range, he's sitting 100 yards, by the way, at nine.

01:40:01.000 I'm pretty impressed.

01:40:04.000 I had a vision.

01:40:05.000 We would be together.

01:40:07.000 I ache for her daily.

01:40:09.000 Then go fuck.

01:40:10.000 What?

01:40:12.000 She says she still loves me, but acts very reserved and shows little emotion.

01:40:15.000 All I can do is work towards trying to build a perfect house in the country.

01:40:19.000 I'm looking at plots now, but it could take a couple of developments.

01:40:22.000 Like, have you not seen your son in a year and a half, you fucking weird.

01:40:27.000 Like, this isn't even a deadbeat dad or a shithead.

01:40:30.000 This is a lunatic.

01:40:31.000 This is a mental patient.

01:40:32.000 In fact, I should probably not be mocking him because this is the kind of guy who's going to kill me.

01:40:37.000 Meanwhile, instead of coming and helping, she's got a house on the social.

01:40:41.000 I don't know what that means.

01:40:42.000 She feels she's too old and afraid of the upheaval, fear of being away from her connections.

01:40:47.000 Okay, so like I want to move to South Carolina and I will.

01:40:51.000 And my family and I are slowly working towards that common goal.

01:40:56.000 Just like the guy in Costa Rica calling his wife a pussy for going home.

01:41:00.000 Do you not know how families work?

01:41:03.000 You make decisions together.

01:41:06.000 I was pissed when my wife voted for Hillary, and that was just a stupid ballot.

01:41:11.000 You act as a unit.

01:41:13.000 You don't go leave and look at plots for a year and a half.

01:41:18.000 I'm living in a motorhome to save money so I can build her dream house.

01:41:21.000 I have no idea if she'll come.

01:41:23.000 And she says she won't.

01:41:25.000 What?

01:41:26.000 And I've been writing some songs for her.

01:41:29.000 Oh, good.

01:41:30.000 We've got Caravan, The Honeyman, Love in the Time of Corona.

01:41:34.000 Some great songs.

01:41:36.000 Isn't that fun?

01:41:38.000 What?

01:41:40.000 So then I go, I go, no, moron.

01:41:45.000 You don't leave your wife and kid to, quote, build a better life.

01:41:48.000 That's called divorce.

01:41:50.000 You make a mutual decision, I put in all caps, and you move together.

01:41:55.000 I go, you failed.

01:41:57.000 Move back and get her back.

01:41:58.000 Get back with your young son.

01:42:01.000 And then I added, I guess I had lost my temper.

01:42:03.000 I'm not proud of this.

01:42:04.000 It's not who I am.

01:42:05.000 It does not represent this network.

01:42:07.000 But I added, wake up, faggot.

01:42:16.000 My husband left me, but the good news is he's living in a motorhome and writing songs.

01:42:23.000 Why would she bring her nine-year-old to that?

01:42:30.000 Oh, he's British.

01:42:30.000 Northumberland is in Britain.

01:42:34.000 It's just a British mental patient.

01:42:38.000 You're a failure, my friend.

01:42:42.000 And then he goes, sorry, you're wrong, faggot.

01:42:44.000 You misdiagnosed the situation.

01:42:46.000 I wasn't so much asking for advice as a bit of commiseration.

01:42:49.000 You don't deserve commiseration.

01:42:52.000 Or just laying out the situation as it's relevant to blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.

01:42:55.000 You do give good advice, but your quick-fire solutions don't work here unless you're prepared to listen deeper.

01:43:04.000 Picture this.

01:43:04.000 You live in a bad neighborhood in a city, not perilous.

01:43:07.000 Your children's lives are not in danger, but it's depressing and bleak.

01:43:09.000 Okay, so you work to get the family out.

01:43:12.000 Your wife has some familiar friends, most of whom are fairly bad influences.

01:43:16.000 Your children have a fairly bleak future if they stay.

01:43:19.000 You see a brighter future in the country.

01:43:21.000 Yeah, yeah, I get all that, but you have to, I mean, I'm wasting your time explaining this.

01:43:27.000 You know what I'm saying.

01:43:28.000 So he says, would you rather stay in a nightmarish urban environment and live under your wife's thumb?

01:43:34.000 You're not living under her thumb if she disagrees with you.

01:43:39.000 I let her make that decision for the family.

01:43:42.000 You would know you're giving in to her.

01:43:44.000 Or move to a new location.

01:43:46.000 The 15-year-old prospers amazingly well.

01:43:48.000 You rebuild connections with your family, encourage them all to move back together.

01:43:51.000 Now, you've already failed when you moved.

01:43:54.000 This one has a sadness warning.

01:43:58.000 Would you come and live with me?

01:44:03.000 What has happened to the Western men?

01:44:10.000 Unity?

01:44:11.000 What do you know about unity?

01:44:17.000 What'd you leave him?

01:44:28.000 What do you do?

01:44:35.000 For fuck's sake, shut him off.

01:44:37.000 I mean, take her on vacation there every summer or something?

01:44:42.000 And then say then you could pitch moving there?

01:44:46.000 Jesus, I think she's doing the right thing.

01:44:49.000 You know what we just did right there?

01:44:50.000 What?

01:44:50.000 A deep dive.

01:44:53.000 The deep, deep dive!

01:44:58.000 Wow, she's a good swimmer, huh?

01:45:01.000 A little fish.

01:45:07.000 P.S., I don't know why I'm bothering to explain myself to you, butt munch.

01:45:11.000 I know what I'm doing, so fuck you and your faggoty advice.

01:45:14.000 And fuck your wanky taste in music while we're at it.

01:45:17.000 It's the audio equivalent of masturbation.

01:45:21.000 At least that doesn't hurt any children, us disagreeing on music.

01:45:25.000 Your bad decisions hurt children.

01:45:29.000 How bad could the city be?

01:45:31.000 It could be like a Muslim shithole like Birmingham or Luton.

01:45:35.000 But then a woman wouldn't want to stay in Birmingham or Luton.

01:45:39.000 It's rape juice.

01:45:44.000 This is from Chris.

01:45:45.000 I know a common gavinism is that women ruin everything.

01:45:47.000 I happen to agree except for sex.

01:45:49.000 I started to think about how rabid people are today about politics.

01:45:52.000 I bet this is just some guy rambling on to me.

01:45:56.000 PPS, your whole fucking censored operation sucks the queen's dick.

01:46:01.000 This might be the same guy.

01:46:04.000 It's from some weird address.

01:46:07.000 You and Ryan should play Russian roulette live on air, you fucking cunts.

01:46:11.000 So it's possible that this person has realized how stupid they are and how, no, not stupid, mentally ill.

01:46:21.000 Ryan's new face thing is the funniest fucking shit.

01:46:28.000 Okay.

01:46:30.000 You remind me of my granddad.

01:46:32.000 Hello, butt boys, long-time supporter from South Carolina.

01:46:34.000 Hoping to see you guys here soon.

01:46:35.000 Anyways, I was raised by my grandparents.

01:46:37.000 That's great for your grandparents that they did that.

01:46:40.000 But doesn't that always break your heart?

01:46:42.000 Oh, no, you were raised by your grandparents.

01:46:44.000 Not really, but a large part of it, yes.

01:46:47.000 My great-grandparents and my grandparents.

01:46:49.000 But our mom was around.

01:46:50.000 No, she wasn't.

01:46:51.000 She was cutting hair at the World Trade Center.

01:46:53.000 Yeah, that's not around.

01:46:55.000 Well, no, I mean...

01:46:55.000 She was, what, two hours away?

01:46:57.000 Then she wasn't working there, too.

01:47:00.000 I remember her being home way more than working.

01:47:04.000 Okay.

01:47:05.000 Which isn't, you know.

01:47:06.000 That's not great either.

01:47:07.000 So she was mooching off her parents.

01:47:09.000 Well, no.

01:47:10.000 And bringing her little Japanese love baby around.

01:47:13.000 My stepdad.

01:47:15.000 Hey, mom, I fucked a nip.

01:47:16.000 Can you raise it?

01:47:18.000 That's not how it was.

01:47:19.000 That's false.

01:47:22.000 Yes, it was.

01:47:23.000 It's not.

01:47:24.000 What part is not true?

01:47:25.000 I was at her...

01:47:27.000 I was being raised by her the majority of the time.

01:47:30.000 And then when she would go off to work or something, then I would stay with my great-grandparents right across the way.

01:47:35.000 This is in the Bronx.

01:47:36.000 In the Co-op City, yeah.

01:47:37.000 So they had two buildings.

01:47:38.000 Okay, but when did you leave Co-op City?

01:47:42.000 Fourth grade.

01:47:44.000 Okay, so you're nine.

01:47:45.000 And I'm living with my mom at that time.

01:47:48.000 But then...

01:47:48.000 At my grandparents' house.

01:47:50.000 So that's you and your mom are staying at her parents' house.

01:47:53.000 Yeah, because they had broke up, and then Mark had the apartment, and he, like, did the thing.

01:47:58.000 And then also, our cousin moved into the apartment, so like, you could have the apartment, and then she'll move up here.

01:48:03.000 We'll get Ryan upstate, too.

01:48:06.000 It sounds almost as bad as that writer, that guy who wrote in.

01:48:10.000 I don't think so.

01:48:10.000 I mean, the dad is always.

01:48:12.000 And then at 14, she's like, I want to go back to the city.

01:48:14.000 Do you want to come?

01:48:14.000 And you go, no.

01:48:15.000 And she goes, bye.

01:48:16.000 No, she wanted to move to, she got her own place in Lake Carmel, not too far away.

01:48:22.000 And I didn't want to go.

01:48:24.000 It was like my junior year of school.

01:48:26.000 So I'm like, I'm not going to move my mom.

01:48:28.000 All my life is here.

01:48:30.000 Well, she fucked up.

01:48:31.000 I hope you don't repeat her pattern with your kids.

01:48:34.000 It's very simple, folks.

01:48:36.000 Stick by your kids till they're 18.

01:48:39.000 That's all.

01:48:40.000 You don't have to be the most wonderful parent in the world.

01:48:43.000 You don't have to follow them everywhere.

01:48:44.000 You don't have to make them a dollhouse.

01:48:46.000 You don't have to make your daughter a dollhouse.

01:48:47.000 You don't have to make your son a go-kart.

01:48:49.000 That would be cool if you did.

01:48:51.000 But no one does anymore.

01:48:53.000 And moms have to be loving and affectionate.

01:48:56.000 All dads have to do is discipline, make sure they don't disrespect mom.

01:48:59.000 You're like a corrections officer.

01:49:01.000 You enforce the rules.

01:49:02.000 Wait till your father gets home.

01:49:05.000 You're the cop.

01:49:06.000 You get a lot less affection because you're the guy taking their phones away.

01:49:09.000 But that's the deal.

01:49:12.000 But it's not that hard.

01:49:17.000 Anyways, I was raised by my grandparents.

01:49:18.000 I miss them very much.

01:49:19.000 But watching your show makes me feel like hanging out with my granddad because you guys look similar and have a lot of the same views.

01:49:24.000 He was a Korean War and Nom vet.

01:49:26.000 I'm a Vietnam War movie vet.

01:49:30.000 An all-around great guy and badass from the mountains of Kentucky.

01:49:33.000 Taught me how to be a man.

01:49:34.000 Lost him to cancer when I was 17.

01:49:36.000 With you around, I feel like he's just away.

01:49:39.000 Thanks for all the company and laughs.

01:49:41.000 Hit me up when you get to SC.

01:49:44.000 He seems fucking awesome, doesn't he?

01:49:46.000 Yep.

01:49:46.000 A country boy can survive.

01:49:51.000 The bird, which is the bald eagle.

01:49:55.000 Yeah, birds are bald eagles.

01:49:57.000 They're bald.

01:49:58.000 You didn't know that?

01:50:01.000 Actually, they're not.

01:50:03.000 Are bald eagles bald?

01:50:04.000 They're not.

01:50:05.000 No, they have.

01:50:06.000 Turkey vultures are bald, but they got just white hair.

01:50:10.000 Right?

01:50:11.000 Yes.

01:50:12.000 Let me look up a bald eagle.

01:50:13.000 Look it up.

01:50:14.000 Let's look it up.

01:50:16.000 They got white feathers on their heads.

01:50:19.000 Well, I put in the balf eagle.

01:50:21.000 Actually, they've got a pretty thick head of hair.

01:50:23.000 I think every senior citizen, every male senior would love to have that kind of hair.

01:50:30.000 Right?

01:50:30.000 They look like my friend GPS.

01:50:32.000 Couldn't be less bald.

01:50:34.000 In fact, they're one of the hairiest, featheriest birds I've ever seen.

01:50:40.000 The hair, which is the hair.

01:50:42.000 He looks like a fucking werewolf, really, if you do the mass.

01:50:45.000 yeah, it does.

01:50:46.000 He's got as much hair as a werewolf.

01:50:48.000 And werewolves are known as the hairiest monster there is.

01:50:51.000 He's got Kiefer Sutherland and Lost Boys hair.

01:50:54.000 Yeah.

01:50:54.000 He's got a fucking mullet.

01:50:56.000 That's why people have mullets and it's so patriotic.

01:50:58.000 Oh.

01:50:59.000 They're being the bird which is the bald eagle.

01:51:02.000 Dude, that's a mullet.

01:51:04.000 That's a hairy bird.

01:51:06.000 And that's probably one of the hairiest fucking birds I've ever seen, actually.

01:51:10.000 Oh, you must have got that from the show, Get Off My Lawn, eight seconds ago.

01:51:15.000 You said they're the hairiest birds ever?

01:51:17.000 Yes, dude.

01:51:18.000 Okay.

01:51:19.000 Tune into the show you're on.

01:51:20.000 I was coming up with an awesome quip like they're the hairiest bird I've ever seen.

01:51:26.000 No that they have mohawks.

01:51:27.000 I formally request you change censored live nights to Friday, you fucking mick cunt.

01:51:31.000 The goddamn working man cannot stay up and call into your faggy show on a work night.

01:51:36.000 Okay, I'll just give up my weekends to amuse you.

01:51:39.000 Why don't you watch it on Fridays?

01:51:41.000 Okay, how's that?

01:51:42.000 A quepe.

01:51:43.000 A quepe.

01:51:45.000 And what job do you have where you can't be awake at 10?

01:51:49.000 We take our first calls at 10.

01:51:52.000 Dear Gavin, Ryan, and Maddie, the left is beyond eager to slam white people for coming to America and spreading diseases to the native population.

01:51:59.000 And by the way, that wasn't us.

01:52:02.000 Well, I guess it was white people, but Christopher Columbus came to the Caribbean in the 1600s.

01:52:07.000 That was inevitable.

01:52:09.000 White people are going to cross the ocean at some point.

01:52:11.000 And also, inevitably, they're going to have a different immune system.

01:52:16.000 And the diseases that they have, that they can handle, that they can even harbor, have, are not going to be compatible with the indigenous people.

01:52:26.000 They got them sick.

01:52:27.000 Then they had a black plague.

01:52:28.000 Remember, we had a bubonic plague, too.

01:52:30.000 Everyone gets a plague.

01:52:32.000 We had ours earlier.

01:52:34.000 They got theirs from us, an inevitable travel.

01:52:38.000 And it went up the Caribbean, up Central America, up the west coast of North America, and then went east.

01:52:44.000 And I believe it killed 80% of American Indians.

01:52:49.000 The pilgrims and all that, that was fine.

01:52:53.000 They didn't get any diseases there.

01:52:55.000 And don't tell me about that stupid smallpox story.

01:52:58.000 That was a theory a military officer had, and his superior said, no, let's not do that.

01:53:04.000 I don't want to start fucking around with smallpox.

01:53:06.000 We'll end up getting it.

01:53:08.000 Good point.

01:53:12.000 Yet, if you dare mention that COVID came from China, you will be condemned as a racist and potentially banned.

01:53:17.000 Hypocrisy?

01:53:18.000 I'd love to hear your thoughts on that.

01:53:20.000 Well, there's no thoughts to have.

01:53:22.000 You're in my trunk.

01:53:23.000 I doubt it.

01:53:28.000 These people.

01:53:30.000 Thank you.

01:53:31.000 Bad connection?

01:53:32.000 Probably.

01:53:34.000 What did you?

01:53:37.000 The bird, which is a bald ego.

01:53:39.000 A bald eagle?

01:53:40.000 Yeah, I do know that bird.

01:53:42.000 Wow, you're smart.

01:53:43.000 You've heard of a bird of America?

01:53:48.000 You're a real fucking...

01:53:50.000 What do they call them?

01:53:52.000 Autobonist?

01:53:54.000 What do they call a bird expert?

01:53:57.000 Does that have something to do with Avy?

01:53:59.000 Like an avionicist?

01:54:02.000 They're called...

01:54:03.000 It's called the birdologist, babe.

01:54:07.000 What do you call...

01:54:09.000 The bird?

01:54:10.000 What do you call a birder?

01:54:16.000 Oh, fuck.

01:54:18.000 I know there's people watching the show right now going, it's a fucking autobonist, you moron!

01:54:25.000 This isn't making for very good television.

01:54:31.000 Zoologist ornithologist.

01:54:33.000 Oh, that's it.

01:54:34.000 Yes.

01:54:34.000 Ornithologist.

01:54:36.000 Because they're so ornate.

01:54:38.000 What does ornate mean?

01:54:39.000 It means, you know, like decorative, decorative, like a lot of decorations.

01:54:45.000 Decor.

01:54:47.000 Shut up.

01:54:48.000 Decoy.

01:54:49.000 Yes, it does mean that.

01:54:50.000 Yes.

01:54:51.000 Someone just sent in this, and they've sent it about 80 times.

01:54:53.000 So I guess I'm rewarding bad behavior by finally getting to this, and stop sending me shit several times.

01:54:59.000 Okay.

01:55:01.000 That's kind of why I played Tom McDonald because I didn't want it sent to me a million times.

01:55:04.000 I just reported my former best friend to the FBI.

01:55:07.000 I grew up with her.

01:55:07.000 We did everything together.

01:55:08.000 She was such a beautiful, kind-hearted, free spirit.

01:55:11.000 Then she got married to a conservative guy.

01:55:13.000 Oh, I sent this to my wife.

01:55:15.000 And they moved to the Bible Belt.

01:55:17.000 She became an evangelical Christian, so, and we drifted apart because we became two different.

01:55:22.000 I still have her on my Facebook friends list, and it hurt to see her turn into an anti-vaxxer, anti-masker, and hardcore Trump supporter.

01:55:30.000 Like, all of those are opinions.

01:55:32.000 Anti-vax is an opinion.

01:55:34.000 I can send you plenty of doctors who are anti-vax.

01:55:39.000 So experts in the field are against it too, you know.

01:55:45.000 And look at all these nurses getting fired.

01:55:48.000 All these medical people getting fired for not taking it.

01:55:51.000 Why aren't they taking it?

01:55:53.000 I'd understand if it was something really out there like pedophilia.

01:55:58.000 But it's a theory that has a lot of smart people backing it.

01:56:02.000 All of those, anti-vax, anti-Mask, and Trump supporter, all of those have plenty of intellectuals within their camps.

01:56:10.000 She constantly spews hate on Facebook.

01:56:13.000 I don't believe you.

01:56:14.000 She's a homophobic person who, like many evangelical Christians, also looks down on working women because women belong in the kitchen.

01:56:21.000 I don't know who she is anymore.

01:56:23.000 I bet you this stuff isn't homophobic.

01:56:25.000 I bet it's like, why do they got to have in our classrooms talking about bi and polyamorous and show them the rainbow flag all the time?

01:56:32.000 They're just kids.

01:56:33.000 I bet that's what it is.

01:56:35.000 It's not like faggots are going to hail.

01:56:37.000 The other day, she posted a cruel diatribe against President Biden.

01:56:42.000 This is a woman, by the way, who has probably advocated for the assassination of Trump.

01:56:48.000 In the comments section, she, her husband, and their Trump friends said things like, if Biden keeps this up, we'll have another January 6th event.

01:56:57.000 And it'll be real this time.

01:56:58.000 We're ready.

01:56:59.000 I took That as a threat against the president, the Congress, and other government officials.

01:57:04.000 This time it'll be real.

01:57:05.000 It's pretty telling.

01:57:06.000 They're implying that more people, important people, will get hurt this time.

01:57:10.000 So I reported them to the FBI.

01:57:12.000 I feel bad for doing that.

01:57:13.000 I miss my friend, but she's not that person anymore.

01:57:16.000 You know who's not that person anymore?

01:57:18.000 You.

01:57:19.000 You become a cunt.

01:57:26.000 All right, that's it for the letters, I'm afraid.

01:57:30.000 There's so many more bald eagles.

01:57:32.000 Okay.

01:57:34.000 The bird which is the bald eagle.

01:57:39.000 Okay.

01:57:41.000 Yeah, fix your tits, stupid.

01:57:45.000 Gotta fix my tits after that one.

01:57:47.000 What do you rod any danger tits?

01:57:51.000 But you're not sneaking out the bird which is the body.

01:57:57.000 The bird which is the body cult.

01:57:59.000 Yeah.

01:58:00.000 It's just.

01:58:01.000 Alright.

01:58:10.000 The bird which is...

01:58:12.000 The ball ego.

01:58:14.000 What?

01:58:16.000 It feels like we have a cult or something.

01:58:18.000 The bird which is the ball of the ego.

01:58:20.000 I don't know what that means.

01:58:22.000 Oh, yes, you do.

01:58:23.000 What is this?

01:58:24.000 Zoomers get on live streams and they just stare at their phone and then people say things and then they repeat it?

01:58:30.000 Yeah, Zoomers and whatever this is.

01:58:32.000 I don't understand it.

01:58:33.000 Like I get Kyle Dungan, he has time for a yo.

01:58:38.000 And they do a show and they make jokes and stuff and people can watch the show and then laugh.

01:58:43.000 But just you sitting in your car, I don't understand.

01:58:45.000 Yeah, I don't know what it is.

01:58:47.000 I'm a boomer, I guess.

01:58:49.000 I know what causes people to stream.

01:58:50.000 I stream sometimes, sure.

01:58:52.000 Yeah, your streams are terrible.

01:58:54.000 They're great.

01:58:54.000 And you noodling away on guitar and seven people watching.

01:58:59.000 I have a new song.

01:59:00.000 But at least that is like playing a song or music.

01:59:03.000 Thank you.

01:59:04.000 I have a new song.

01:59:05.000 You want to hear a little bit of it?

01:59:06.000 Wait.

01:59:07.000 Watch this.

01:59:08.000 It sucks.

01:59:08.000 Okay, go ahead.

01:59:09.000 It's not going to suck.

01:59:10.000 It's going to suck.

01:59:12.000 Boeing.

01:59:12.000 You're Boing.

01:59:13.000 That's not true.

01:59:14.000 It's Boeing.

01:59:14.000 That's not true.

01:59:15.000 You're Boeing.

01:59:15.000 You're not eating the truth.

01:59:16.000 That's Boeing.

01:59:25.000 Stormy.

01:59:26.000 Amy Heathers as Julia.

01:59:31.000 And Heathcliff as Mr. Cliff.

01:59:37.000 As himself.

01:59:42.000 With the James on TMZ.

01:59:51.000 A terrible fucking production.

01:59:58.000 Yep.

01:59:59.000 Well, I wouldn't say such things.

02:00:01.000 The music wasn't terrible.

02:00:09.000 You know how I talk about the sprinkles in comedy and some people don't have it?

02:00:12.000 You don't have the musical sprinkles.

02:00:14.000 Stop.

02:00:15.000 When you get home tonight, I think you'd be doing everyone a favor if you smashed your guitar like Pete Townsend and threw it into the garbage.

02:00:23.000 I don't want to.

02:00:25.000 Stop your dreams.

02:00:26.000 Your dreams are boring.

02:00:28.000 They rule.

02:00:29.000 I'm hereby officially taking away your dreams, your hobby, your passion.

02:00:35.000 Throw it in the trash.

02:00:36.000 They're uncrushable dreams.

02:00:37.000 Crush them.

02:00:38.000 These dreams are crushed.

02:00:38.000 Well, you don't have to crush them.

02:00:39.000 They're already dead.

02:00:40.000 I'm just saying acknowledge.

02:00:41.000 Stop humping this dead body.

02:00:44.000 You're a necrophiliac.

02:00:46.000 Sounds like you're from the necropolis of the necronomicon there, Octavirada Nektu.

02:00:52.000 That's a talent.

02:00:53.000 That's funny.

02:00:55.000 That has potential.

02:00:56.000 Music's way better.

02:00:57.000 The music is...

02:00:59.000 I mean, that was an introduction to a shitty, cheap sitcom in 1989.

02:01:06.000 We all remember those themes.

02:01:07.000 We all love those themes.

02:01:08.000 No, like, Andrew WK does such a better job of that kind of sound.

02:01:13.000 Andrew Diceclay, though.

02:01:15.000 Andrew Diceclay sucks.

02:01:17.000 Okay, well.

02:01:17.000 All right, let's do the final video.

02:01:33.000 In Saudi Arabia, women are not allowed to drive.

02:01:38.000 This is a good rule that we should think about importing here.

02:01:43.000 I don't like seeing hot chicks on the street.

02:01:45.000 It gets me horny, and then I feel bad.

02:01:48.000 Sometimes I'll see a woman in New York City that's so beautiful, she ruins my day.

02:01:52.000 That's why we call hot chicks day ruiners.

02:01:55.000 I would like to see women in burqas.

02:01:58.000 They should be covered up.

02:02:00.000 If I was talking to a hot woman and she was wearing a burqa, I could be totally relaxed and talk to her like a human being.

02:02:05.000 There'd be zero sexual thoughts in my head.

02:02:07.000 What I'm saying is we need to start incorporating Sharia law into Western society.

02:02:14.000 We need how, like, I don't feel great about assassinating gays, but some of them kind of should be thrown off a building, don't you think?

02:02:23.000 Depending on their behavior, sure.

02:02:25.000 The Taliban will not let women lead.

02:02:27.000 In fact, when you bring that up, they start giggling and they cancel the interview.

02:02:32.000 Sounding pretty good so far.

02:02:34.000 Chillo, you've got a base.

02:02:36.000 Chillo, you've got a religious society.

02:02:40.000 That's what I'm talking about.

02:02:42.000 So I am a radical Muslim starting right now.

02:02:48.000 So look at this.

02:02:50.000 She's a beast.

02:02:51.000 I'd love to fuck her.

02:02:55.000 How did you hit my car?

02:02:56.000 You did that to the front of my fucking car.

02:02:58.000 Oh, yeah?

02:03:00.000 What's funny?

02:03:02.000 That's my new fucking car.

02:03:04.000 Usually when you rear in people, that's not how this works.

02:03:08.000 It's okay that I'm...

02:03:09.000 She's 17?

02:03:10.000 Yeah, you're saying that I hit you from behind?

02:03:12.000 No, you hit me in the front of it.

02:03:14.000 Remember when I was trying to red light?

02:03:16.000 You went in front of me and hit my car.

02:03:17.000 Oh, yeah?

02:03:19.000 Okay.

02:03:20.000 That's great.

02:03:21.000 That's cool.

02:03:22.000 Probably move the car from thing and I'll call the cops for you.

02:03:28.000 Shut up, Janet.

02:03:30.000 That's why you white people get all this fucking privilege with this nice ass car!

02:03:35.000 How do you know?

02:03:35.000 Bitch!

02:03:36.000 So, that's my new fucking car!

02:03:38.000 Look this.

02:03:40.000 You are here, and she can't shoot.

02:03:44.000 You see?

02:03:45.000 Do you have where it went in or where she drove?

02:03:47.000 She showed you more.

02:03:48.000 Look, you were here and she can't look.

02:03:51.000 You see?

02:03:52.000 Wow.

02:03:53.000 And look at his fucking car.

02:03:54.000 He's not pissed.

02:03:55.000 His car looks like an $80,000 car.

02:03:58.000 It's a Lambo.

02:03:59.000 Is it?

02:04:00.000 Right?

02:04:00.000 Is that not a Lambo?

02:04:01.000 I don't know.

02:04:04.000 What does that say?

02:04:06.000 Zoom it.

02:04:07.000 Let's do a little zoom.

02:04:08.000 Enhance.

02:04:09.000 Enhance.

02:04:11.000 Yeah.

02:04:11.000 In pants, in pants.

02:04:14.000 Bugatti?

02:04:15.000 No, Lamborghini.

02:04:16.000 Yeah, you're right.

02:04:17.000 Jesus H. And he's just like laughing it off like, well, he's definitely pissed.

02:04:22.000 Yeah, those are not cheap to repair.

02:04:24.000 It's almost like when you're so pissed, you laugh.

02:04:26.000 Yeah, that's what he's doing.

02:04:27.000 Of course, his insurance is going to cover it.

02:04:28.000 But you see what I'm saying with Sharia law?

02:04:31.000 I think it's time to incorporate it into our own culture, folks.

02:04:34.000 We have drifted a little too far from traditionalism.

02:04:37.000 I'm guilty of starting that, too, with vice and the hipsters.

02:04:40.000 I helped Pilas away from traditionalism.

02:04:43.000 I didn't want kids when I met my girlfriend who became my wife.

02:04:47.000 And then I had kids and I went, what the fuck was I doing?

02:04:53.000 Turn back the clock.

02:04:55.000 It's too late.

02:04:56.000 I can only make three.

02:04:58.000 One is for losers.

02:04:59.000 Two is for fags.

02:05:00.000 Three is a bare minimum.

02:05:01.000 I made the bare minimum number of kids.

02:05:03.000 I'm 51 years old.

02:05:04.000 I have a nine-year-old.

02:05:06.000 What the fuck have I done?

02:05:08.000 Don't make the same mistakes I did.

02:05:10.000 Don't laugh at traditionalism.

02:05:12.000 Don't laugh at Christianity.

02:05:14.000 Don't laugh at fatherhood.

02:05:16.000 I know you think you got a better plan.

02:05:18.000 No borders, no walls, no USA at all.

02:05:21.000 Rent is theft.

02:05:23.000 Water is life.

02:05:25.000 Water.

02:05:26.000 That's on those stupid signs that say, in this house, we believe.

02:05:29.000 The last one is water is life.

02:05:31.000 I think they think water should be free.

02:05:33.000 Who pays for it?

02:05:35.000 You can drink out of a river if you want, but to get it diarrhea free to your tap, that's not easy.

02:05:42.000 So let's not scoff at Western civilization.

02:05:45.000 Tomorrow I'm going to talk about the incredible developments we've made.

02:05:49.000 And Heather McDonald focuses a lot about that in that diversity book, about how we scoff at Mozart and Shakespeare and Nietzsche and Kierkegaard and all of these Western intellectuals who helped shape society.

02:06:06.000 Like you have to understand, we came up from Africa, we went to Northern Europe, we survived the Siberian winters.

02:06:12.000 The weak died.

02:06:14.000 The people, more importantly, the people who can't figure out systems, they died.

02:06:18.000 By the time we made it over to North America, we were a very astute group who could figure out systems.

02:06:26.000 And that's what society is.

02:06:27.000 It's a series of systems.

02:06:29.000 Western man is the king of systems.

02:06:33.000 And we developed this incredible society all over Europe, North America, even parts of South America, Australia.

02:06:43.000 And we've been taught that that was all theft and we cheated and that's a fucking lie.

02:06:48.000 Look around you.

02:06:49.000 I don't care where you are right now.

02:06:53.000 Outside of anyone who's watching this in a hole, what you're watching it on was created by Western man.

02:06:58.000 We invented the modern world.

02:07:02.000 Shame is not a proper response for that.

02:07:04.000 Pride is.

02:07:05.000 That's why we're Western chauvinists.

02:07:08.000 And the biggest mistake I made was not recognizing that earlier in my life.

02:07:12.000 Don't make the same mistakes as me.

02:07:14.000 Get fired.

02:07:15.000 Get in trouble.

02:07:16.000 Be brave.

02:07:17.000 And never stop fighting.

02:07:19.000 America.

02:07:20.000 Does anybody know what the hell happened to the Patriots?

02:07:23.000 Lately, this nation is so ashamed and hating itself.

02:07:26.000 Did everyone forget that people thought they were waiting for us?

02:07:29.000 United States give everything to you just to help.

02:07:31.000 I just want to celebrate the bird, which is the bald eagle.

02:07:39.000 I don't care.

02:07:43.000 I can't.

02:07:48.000 I don't need your pronouns.

02:07:48.000 All I see is men and making bills for fun.

02:07:51.000 People can't afford prescriptions.

02:07:53.000 If you don't like it, go hate it.

02:07:57.000 Oh, you radicals.

02:07:58.000 Squid in status mode.

02:07:59.000 When the end of Neil for the end of the world, and I think I know why.

02:08:04.000 In a matter of time,

Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - October 04, 2021

S04E37 - LET'S GO BRANDON

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