S04E41 - YOU'RE A DOMESTIC TERRORIST
Episode Stats
Length
1 hour and 30 minutes
Words per Minute
149.57654
Summary
Gavin McInnis is back with another episode of Get Off My Lawn. This week, he's joined by writer and podcaster Alex Blumberg to talk about the New York City subway system, the new Ted Baker jacket, and why it's good that women are politically correct.
Transcript
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Niggas want me through this shit like that's the minor Kipper.
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Niggas want me through this shit like the fight.
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We heard and, you know, you spoke and we listened.
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Thursday will be, of course, a five-minute show.
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And then the following week, every show is one minute long.
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We saw him in person, me and my wife, and I was like, look at him and his ice-cold takes.
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And I don't give a shit when women are politically correct because they're broads.
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These Ted Baker jackets come with a built-in pocket square.
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Probably good for society to have women to be too soft.
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And when they are worried about, I don't know, racism and shit, it's just gross.
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It's racist that de Blasio's Killing the Gifted program.
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There's a lot of other anti-Asian violence going around.
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I wouldn't call the Killing the Schools violent, but you know what I mean.
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There's a lot of anti-Semitism towards Israelis, towards Elhan Omar has a lot of racist sentiments towards Jews in general.
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But like to constantly be filtering through white people and finding them sinning is corny.
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They're like my brown Clarks, but they're black.
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Going back to the show length, we're gonna, if it's okay, we can show you the entire episode one week from now.
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Let's make a commitment to the viewers right now.
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We will never, ever have a show that's so short you don't see the that's from I Shot Indy Warhol by the way.
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Some guys from Hamburg who would been doing this since the late 90s and they've been schlotzing and Fnötzing.
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I mean, they can make a paper airplane and it would go for an hour.
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They're not great at soul and humor and the sort of Latin things that the Greeks and the French and the Italians can do, but they are good at being precise.
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This chick, amateur hour at the Apollo, what's her name?
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And she's been popping up in the news her entire career, and it's always a shit show.
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She's always cannibalized by her fellow lefties.
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But she's another one of these, raised by her white mom, abandoned by her black dad, and is obsessed with the evils of white people.
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Its decision to stop selling ice cream in Israeli-occupied Palestinian territories.
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That's a fun remix where they added music, but that's exactly how it happened in real life.
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They claim to be like right down the middle fair, just reporting scoops.
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So maybe, like, it's conceivable that her angle there is lampooning This political correctness and saying, where do you draw the line?
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Because if you don't do Palestine, then you shouldn't do Georgia.
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You shouldn't do anyone who has slightly objectionable rules.
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I think they're owned by some like global ice cream of vision thing.
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But if you remember her, she was the one, so she dressed up as an Indian for Halloween and they caught her.
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And she also said, everyone talks about racism, but no one talks about black on black racism.
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And you can tell as a light-skinned, almost white-passing black woman, she probably gets a lot of shit from like the chicken James Bond blacks.
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And then she also got in big trouble for a horrible racist tweet where she said, this is when she's still in college, right?
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Cross out all my work and don't explain what I did wrong.
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So on the one hand, I'm happy that she keeps walking into the wood chipper because I like when they're exposed to their own hypocrisy.
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But on the other hand, we always have to take a step back on this show and go, so what exactly happened?
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Like, all blacks should go back to Africa is a racist statement to say.
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It's always like, dark blacks seem mean to us light-skinned blacks.
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I'm dressing up like an Indian for Halloween because it's a dress-up party and that's a thing to dress up as.
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And then she was also the woman who started fucking one of Joe Biden's advisors, young guy.
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They're all silly children who don't know what they're doing.
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So he finds out some reporter's going to write about it and he goes, I will destroy you.
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That's one of those stupid things where it's like a fake article done in India where they're like, she is a nice lady.
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I don't know what's going on with her ex-fiancé.
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So if you go up, TJ Ducklow was boning her for a while.
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And he got fired for telling the journalists that he will destroy her if she writes about their relationship.
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Like, what's the common thread throughout all this?
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That little child of a man is a Biden advisor, and he's telling journalists he's going to destroy her.
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Did Tony Soprano email people and say he's going to destroy them?
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Like, you got to do something a little more substantial if you're going to be making threats.
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With Rucky Dennis, I mean, the Cher one, not the Jim Carrey one.
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Now, I'm just listening here about this TJ Duck-o-whoever.
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With the all-new Dodge Rams, you have horsepower that glues you to the road like a fucking man.
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What is the shaft horsepower of the Luma HC-50 Blackhawk helicopter?
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Well, I can tell you, it's probably not as much as the all-new Dodge Ram.
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Built with enough elbow grease to get you from point A to point whoopass.
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We'd like to welcome our new sponsor, the Dodge Ram, which isn't that a Tesla?
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We'd like to thank them both for being there, new sponsors of the show.
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So anyway, this is the kind of thing that goes viral when you have affirmative action, when you have journalists who went to these terrible NYU Columbia journalism schools and they get out into the real world and they just produce garbage.
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And you see it when you investigate some silly cunt like this who had a ridiculous interview with Ben and Jerry's.
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I was at the bar last night, believe it or not.
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And I was talking to relatively like-minded people, but this black guy who's not a fan of the G-Dog, we had a big fight about the crows in Dumbo.
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And then he said, well, what about the honeymooners?
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Anyway, he's like, he's on his way to the bathroom.
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He thought, that fucking idiot thought he was in India.
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I go, dude, that's like saying he tried to go to Mars and he ended up on the moon.
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At this point, he'd already turned around and headed to the bathroom.
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You can sleep downstairs, air conditioning, everything.
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Speaking of lunatics running the asylum, we're having some trubs at Rikers.
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That's not footage from the inmates at Rikers, but it could be.
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They stole a bus, crashed it, having some fun there.
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Inside Rikers, dysfunction, lawlessness, and detainees in control.
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Oh, the New York Times has to begrudgingly admit.
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Rikers on an inmate stole bus and smashed it into a bloody wall after God left keys in ignition.
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Others roam the halls and free each other to carry out gang attacks with God giving inmate Razor to help him.
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Fingers crossed, he's getting his face slit with a razor right now.
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I was sent to jail after a fight at an Antifa protest.
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I couldn't keep nearly as quiet at Rikers Island as I'd planned.
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10.30 cluster of attendees from the galley, clearly drunk, run into a cluster of protesters.
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I don't know how it started, but it soon became a melee with half a dozen.
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I love how they just let an Antifa guy go to Huffington Post and just make up a story.
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You attacked an old Jewish man because he was at a MAGA thing, a Cernovich thing, Night for Freedom, that had been doxxed by Vic Berger and Chelsea Manning.
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You got some bullshit plea down year at Rikers.
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Four days in my sentence spent two days with a proud boy who had been arrested.
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I was in the initial adjustment phase then, undoubtedly the hardest part of my time in jail.
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I was overwhelmed by the new world of cold, hard surfaces, terrible food, lack of privacy, autonomy, clanging, shouting, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
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I desperately needed to put my thoughts on paper, but nothing to write with.
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The proud boy didn't exactly want to shake my hand, but he gave me a golf pencil.
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And in return, I agreed not to out him to the rest of the prisoners as a trumpster.
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He was telling people that he'd been in a bar fight.
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To my embarrassment, he also trounced me in a round of scrabble.
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Jeff's version of events is that he outed him and said, fuck with this guy after he had tricked him into being friends.
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You see, when it comes to space, there's not a lot of space when it comes to jail or prison for that matter.
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When we're talking about the expanding cosmos, there's a lot more space and no golf pencils.
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It's much more interesting than you sounding like Neil deGrasse Tyson on heroin.
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In my research preparation, I was stay quiet, mind my own business.
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The cops never arrested the alt-right guys who likely started the fight.
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The guy that you beat up was the guy who broke free from police and said, I'm walking home on my own.
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A cluster of attendees from the gala ran into a cluster of protesters.
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Shortly after the fight broke out, a cop appeared and grabbed the first person in black he saw, me, much larger than me.
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He attacked me from behind without a word, threw me to the pavement, shattering my shin bone.
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Like, the Huffington Post is just a publicity firm for Antifa.
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Is there any, like, a, you know, thing that they write at the end of it to be like, listen, this is a guy's opinion.
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David Campbell's writer, translator, funeral director, embalmer, former anti-fascist, former anti-fascist political.
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He's currently writing a book about his time behind bars.
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In fact, even Jeff's version of events didn't sound very good because why didn't you beat the shit out of him when you saw him at Rikers?
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And we saw, speaking of PR firms, he paid a PR firm to become a Twitter moment.
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The Twitter moment was some digital business magazine no one's heard of called like Cyber Report.
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And it was all about how, yes, he makes some money, but he also donates a charity and he's fucking awesome.
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And then to become a Twitter moment is another 5K.
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These are the numbers I'm guessing, but I have been in media for a quarter century.
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So here he is on Prague Are You getting lampooned?
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The fact that the wealthy keep hoarding more and more wealth while poor people die, even in the wealthiest country on the earth?
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We've only got another two minutes before this show's over.
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You're going to get used to it as they get shorter and shorter and shorter.
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We're living in an ageism era where children are seen as human garbage.
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Regulations to indocument American school children with poisonous and divisive left-wing doctors.
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I noticed that in the Biden sniffing part, why did I say pretty insane?
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I haven't even shown the clip that's in my head.
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By the way, side note, tangent within a tangent within a tangent.
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Kamala Harris, remember when she was talking to the kids about space and how exciting space is?
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We've just discovered those kids she were talking to are actors, and they had to audition a ton of them before they found ones who could be sufficiently in awe of her ridiculous laugh.
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He recently defended himself and said, no, no, no, that's just who I am.
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It was the Cuomo thing where he's like, I'm Italiano.
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You know, Cuomo at least has an argument with the Italian stuff.
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But Biden, I don't really see him like hugging that much.
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Look at this ad to teach children pole dancing.
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Looking to combine an element of dance and acrobatics for your child?
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When I first became a father, I was told you have one job and that's to keep her off the pole.
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Give your little ones a chance to be great competitors by getting them enrolled early on kids' pole classes age 7 to 12.
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Now, I can't legally call people without getting their permission, but I guess I can just call and not record her.
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I got to see the bottom of its shit for brains.
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We call it age-appropriate pole techniques only.
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You know, the normal things that people do on polls.
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There's no such thing as normal non-sexual pole dancing.
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Why do you think drug dealers have poles installed in their homes?
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I always thought that was weird when married couples have a stripper pole.
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But like the idea of my wife stripping, pam, no, I could get into it, I guess.
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Should I not trust Cassandra Fairbanks as a source?
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Thank you for showing your interest in the kids' pole class.
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I know that it's going to take time for everyone to drop the stigma of it's a stripper pole.
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Why do we want to drop the stigma and understand that pole is an international sport now?
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I have patience and hope for our future generations of pole Olympians.
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I want to share an example with the public of an international pole sport competition for kids.
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And if there is international poll competitions for kids, that's Equally corrupt because polls are for stripping.
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All right, so we'll leave it up to the baby monsters to figure out how legit that is.
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Here's something that's very legit, though, and fucking spooky.
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On June 22nd, Scott Smith was arrested at a Loudoun County, Virginia school board meeting, a meeting that was ultimately deemed an unlawful assembly after many attendees vocally opposed a policy on transgender students.
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What people didn't know is that weeks prior, on May 28th, Smith says a boy allegedly wearing a skirt entered a girl's bathroom at a nearby Stonebridge High School where he sexually assaulted Smith's ninth grade daughter.
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This guy needs a medal for not killing that boy.
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Juvenile records are sealed, but he was charged with two counts of forcible sodomy, one count of anal sodomy, and one count of forcible fellatio.
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Every father's worst nightmare happened, and the takeaway is that this guy's a domestic terrorist because he's threatening board members.
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She was raped in the worst way imaginable, actually.
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Who knew that within the paradigm of rape, there would be a scenario that's worse than what you think when you hear rape?
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Your 13-year-old daughter was anally raped and orally raped.
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He stuck his dick in her mouth and fucked her face.
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Like, I'm kind of disappointed in the dad for not going on a murder spree.
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So it shouldn't go well with us because animals are losers.
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But yeah, they're vilifying this guy, arresting him for protesting.
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Well, the records are sealed because they're kids, but the media is not going near it.
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The Daily Wire is the only one that's had the courage to open up this story.
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But this is school board descends into chaos after new transgender rule.
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Because remember, the initial thing was that no one's going to get molested in the bathroom.
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Remember, Alak Sherma, the ugliest trans person in the world, said, don't pretend your daughters are little angels, you know, and we're the predators.
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When pedophiles get caught, they're less brave.
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But go back to that thing of him getting arrested.
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Smith was arrested and charged with disorderly conduct.
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He said he was trying to contain himself after listening to school board staff say they'd never heard a report of sexual assault in a bathroom when that's what his daughter reported weeks earlier.
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His daughter had been raped by a boy wearing a skirt in the girl's bathroom and that the school ignored it.
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Okay, dude, it's time for some Charles Bronson deathware shit, no?
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It's a perfect example of how split we are as a country.
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Oof, I just saw that guy sitting there and I remembered David Campbell and I got mad.
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There's reams of footage and there's no, it's all Antifa.
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The only people you see there that aren't Antifa, it's the journalists filming them getting attacked.
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My favorite part is when the violent terrorists made sure to stay inside the velvet Ropes in Statuary Hall.
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So, our favorite, Amy Siskin, who I strongly encourage that you don't harass in a petty way, like you're a bitch, you're fat.
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But please constantly point out her mistakes and her hypocrisy.
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So, here she is saying, womp, womp to a tyrannical America.
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You're living in a fascist state, a police state, and your take is, haha.
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So, just in January 6th defendant Zachary Rail, remember him?
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He's the guy who had the Boomer Patriot rally in Philadelphia, and they said it was a rally to celebrate the synagogue shooting.
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They threw a brick through his window that night, even though it was clearly exposed that day that it wasn't a pro-synagogue shooting rally.
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It was a fucking boomer rally with Ben Franklin guys dressed up, carrying big long screeds and talking about the Constitution.
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That's what they do over there in Liberty Bell Town.
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But then they threw a brick through his window, almost hit his girlfriend in the head.
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One of several Proud Boys leaders charged, yes, this is true, reveals in a late Saturday court filing that a close friend's home was raided by the FBI on Friday.
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It suggests the FBI probe of Proud Boys' leadership is still very active.
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Like, as an American citizen, you should go, still?
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We have a black kid, and we'll get to this later in racism, shoots up a school.
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They talk about how he was bullied for being a nerd.
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Contrast that with these guys who wander around within the velvet ropes and they're still in solitary confinement, just like Tommy Robinson.
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Is womp womp the first thing that comes to your mind when you hear about that?
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Like, believe it or not, I don't want liberals treated that way.
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I don't want liberals rounded up and thrown in solitary confinement for meandering.
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I don't want any American citizens to go through that.
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Just because he wasn't there doesn't mean he didn't help organize it or invest, like organize what?
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Well, the good news is they're making more friends that like to come and visit them.
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Like it's all, when you look at her feed, it's all these sadistic, boomer-angry woman liberals who just want to see young white males in pain and in chains and in cages.
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Yeah, that's the quintessential example right there.
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I'm a lover of people and a lover of seeing Christians thrown in jail.
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I like to say thoughts and prayers sarcastically because I hate Christians so much.
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Using black memes or black emojis or whatever, that's going to be a thing appropriating in the future.
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The FBI wouldn't show up like that unless it had reason to believe that it was a chance of all encounters.
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So sorry this guy's lawn was torn up when his engagement with the Prowboys' purpose is to shred democracy.
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But then there's good news, of course, from the Never Trumpers who started a collection of pedophiles called the Lincoln Project, wherein their homosexual co-founder consistently hit on young men and tried to lick their penises and balls.
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Okay, you really got to get on with our tech guy today and figure out this fucking internet shit because this is embarrassing.
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I couldn't imagine tuning into Fox News and watching a buffer circle go, wee, wee oo.
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So that's Rick Wilson of the Lincoln Project, an absolute doofus loser of a man, an absolute nothing of a wimp, the kind of guy that was ignored in high school.
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He went from the right to the left because they love that kind of shit.
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He's the kind of guy that would turn in the Jews in World War II.
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Tell everyone that Ann Frank's upstairs in the attic.
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And so he's got a bit of clout now in the left as someone who turned on Trump, a conservative who turned on Trump.
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But when you look into these guys' eyes, you see their sadness.
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When they were on 60 Minutes 2 and you finally got to look at all their faces, you're like, you're all fucking bald.
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Oh, yeah, we got a guy fired for saying faggot soon.
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Which we can't get to because we have three minutes left.
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After multiple calls, I have some extremely bad grim news.
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After multiple calls, I have some extremely grim news.
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As of now, comma, 1.6 Commission is dead already.
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No need for a comma now and will not enforce the subpoenas.
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The 1.6 terror plot will go unexamined and unpunished.
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So that's sad that Zach's friend, I guess, won't be going into prison.
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I mean, They have no fucking evidence because there's no story there.
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You know what's on their emails and their texts?
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Okay, so when the police come in there, we will storm the front gate.
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We're going to go up through the center, smash the windows, then we want to go in there.
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We want to get AOC, get Nancy Pelosi, and then we'll start killing all the various politicians.
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There are going to be the Department of Education, Department of Energy, and we'll distribute it up, sort of like what Shea and Fidel did in Cuba.
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There may have been a couple nuts who did have that plan, but they were not organized, and they were not proud boys.
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It's gratifying to see Americans realizing the FBI is our enemy.
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The Amy Siskins of the world are all going to learn that the boogeyman they had was a silly act of vandalism that lasted, what, an hour and meant absolutely nothing?
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And you ignored almost two years of Antifa burning this country to the ground, Antifa and BLM destroying this country.
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You're still turning a blind eye to black-on-black violence.
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I think last weekend in Chicago, 34 people were shot and three died.
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This is how ordinary Americans are beginning to see the FBI.
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Going to be interesting to see how this impacts trials.
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How can you trust the testimony of any FBI agent?
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Are you afraid of the FBI coming up with no door?
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Are you guys afraid of standing up for your kids?
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They care about Americans and they care about our kids.
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And these are the parents who want to stand up to such fundamental ideas like no porn in our schools.
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The fact that you have to make a sign that ever, ever, ever says that.
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As long as I don't see a sign that says no stapling of puffer fist to your balls, then I'm cool, dude.
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I hung out with you once at the Whiskey Ago-Go in the early aughts.
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I think it was like a salt shaker to my balls, dude.
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Salt shakers are made of thick glass and aluminum.
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There's no way the staple would go through any part of that.
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You know the top part that has the holes that the salt comes out?
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If you flip that around, you put that on your balls, dude, and you staple it.
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You're banking on the two staples each finding a hole in the salt shaker.
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See, there's some of them that have big holes that are like separated, but the ones that have a lot of holes, you can staple them to your balls, dude.
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And then here's my final thing on the meandering in the police state 2-2.
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I hope we haven't already covered this and I'm repeating myself.
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Oh, yeah, the great point from Matt Walsh, who's really on fire these days.
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You know, I always said to you guys, if you want to make money, make babies.
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Because there's something about being a dad, having kids at home.
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It just like gets you going, gets you producing.
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The childless Matt Walsh is an okay political pundit, fairly good writer, interesting guy.
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His debates, everything he does is just this extra level, extra high quality.
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He says, leftist activists can come to your house with bullhorns, film you in the bathroom, like our eccentric politician lady there who was chased into the bathroom, loot your business, which we've seen for two years,
00:44:06.000
burn police stations, police buildings all over the Pacific Northwest burned repeatedly.
00:44:14.000
Yes, and they confessed as much recently that they don't keep track of Antifa violence.
00:44:23.000
But if conservative parents raise their voices at a school board meeting, they're hunted down as terrorists.
00:44:29.000
And it's even worse than that, because this is raising your voice because your daughter was raped.
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I want to live in an America where you're allowed to be mad when your children are raped.
00:45:01.000
So I guess we'll wrap this up with a one-minute look at COVID before we end the show.
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Look, a lot of the baby monsters that watch the show are disappointed in my lack of extremism when it comes to the vaccine.
00:45:52.000
But my attitude is it's just not something I'm interested in.
00:45:57.000
I think that's what spawned the Civil War, by the way.
00:46:02.000
No, I think it was the North said you have to do something to the South.
00:46:06.000
It could have been, you have to brush your teeth.
00:46:09.000
And they would have lost 620,000 men to that war.
00:46:16.000
So this guy, Kyrie Irving, I know absolutely nothing about basketball.
00:46:28.000
It seems to me that's a fo of, there's two focal points there on the court, and they are the baskets.
00:46:47.000
Brooklyn has told Kylie Irving he can't be a part-time Net.
00:46:51.000
The all-star point guard has refused to get a vaccine, and the Nets announced Tuesday that he won't be part of the team until he does.
00:47:02.000
He has a $136 million contract that's paying out $34 million a year.
00:47:15.000
It's one thing to stop working at HuffPo as someone who gives Antifo regular columns to lie about their arrest.
00:47:23.000
It's something else entirely to give up $136 million.
00:47:39.000
I care that someone is jeopardizing $130 million.
00:47:42.000
And I don't even care about the vaccine that much.
00:47:44.000
If he was willing to give up $136 million because he was pro-vaccine, I'd be equally impressed.
00:47:53.000
This is what standing up for what you believe in is all about.
00:48:01.000
As long as it's not, I want to rape ninth graders in the bathroom.
00:48:05.000
But the fact that you can stand up and put your money where your mouth is, I'm impressed.
00:48:15.000
People don't realize that airplane pilots are usually ex-military.
00:48:22.000
And these guys don't like this level of tyranny.
00:48:31.000
And they're blaming the weather because they think we don't have social media.
00:48:35.000
But this is a good summation that's going around.
00:48:42.000
Yesterday, 668 Southwest Airline flights had to be canceled.
00:48:45.000
They're estimating 1,400 will be canceled today.
00:48:48.000
They told their pilots and flight attendants they had to get jabbed.
00:48:52.000
So now they have to use all their banked vacation and personal time or lose it.
00:48:56.000
And off-duty crew are not picking up trips to cover.
00:49:01.000
So you say you can't come into work unless you're vaced.
00:49:08.000
But eventually those are going to run out, right?
00:49:14.000
Southwest just doesn't want you to tell you the truth.
00:49:23.000
They're coming for essential workers, nurses, doctors, firefighters, police, military teachers, transportation workers.
00:49:28.000
And they're coming for the rest of America next.
00:49:32.000
We swore to defend the Constitution against all enemies.
00:49:36.000
I kind of like, though, that it's nurses and doctors and teachers and transportation workers, bureaucrats.
00:49:45.000
Because it shows you that these pigs are happy to throw their own people under the bus.
00:49:54.000
But if you want to, you know, have vacation time or whatever, and we could provide you that, but for the vaccine, you know, you're going to want to...
00:50:05.000
I'm surprised how popular that shirt is with celebrities.
00:50:10.000
Well, I think it's called, the company's called Iron and Wine or something.
00:50:24.000
All right, I could button it back up, but I feel like I'm hiding my nice chest.
00:50:32.000
I heard Joe Biden call you Fonzie the other day.
00:50:37.000
I also noticed, by the way, that your documentary, it had like an 80% tomato meter, and then the customer's rating was unavailable, that you couldn't rate the customer.
00:50:50.000
Yeah, well, that's information for the inside of the company.
00:51:00.000
And we can see how popular your documentary is, and it's about as popular as you, the person.
00:51:27.000
The establishment's not happy with his TERF mentality, but everyone else is.
00:51:49.000
With no COVID pass, my wife and I are banished from society.
00:51:52.000
Banned from most shopping can barely exist, but we will not accept authoritarianism.
00:51:57.000
Here's how life looks under one month in Lithuania, Under Europe's first strict society-wide COVID pass regime.
00:52:07.000
Yeah, and they can't shop, they can't do repairs, they can't find supplies for repairs, they end up buying stuff on the street.
00:52:14.000
And you know what's interesting about Lithuania is nearby we have Scandinavia, and Norway has lifted 100% of everything.
00:52:31.000
It's just like the deaths in Florida that no one is reporting, which are down to almost zero, despite there being all the old people there.
00:52:51.000
We learn that one of the top pharmaceutical companies in the world is actually, you're not going to believe this, has a lot to gain from the pandemic.
00:53:10.000
No, so Merck, one of the people who supply the vaccine, has, I think, quadrupled the price of this and stands to make billions of dollars.
00:53:21.000
I mean, you wouldn't even have to hear me say that.
00:53:25.000
You know that big pharma is making a killing off of this vaccine.
00:53:41.000
Merck's COVID-19 pill cuts risk of death hospitalization by 50%.
00:53:46.000
So all of big tech and Democrats have been all over screaming about Ivermectrin and how it's horse medicine, blah, blah, blah.
00:53:53.000
I see now Merck was in the process of repackaging it and getting it ready to sell at four times the price.
00:54:15.000
Yeah, I was talking to a guy and he goes, yeah, I know one of your neighbors and he put a sign up on his lawn about you because he heard you did a video called 10 Things I Hate About the Jews.
00:54:24.000
And I go, he goes, but I can explain it to him.
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Do you have a video where you explain the context?
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And I go, yeah, and I sent him, this is free now on the site, 10 Things I Love About the Jews, where Ezra and I discussed the video.
00:54:38.000
But I said, you can do that if it makes your life convenient, but fuck this guy.
00:54:45.000
He got mad, put signs on his lawn to terrorize my wife and kids, not just me, because he heard a rumor about a video that he's clearly not seen because Ezra removed it immediately.
00:55:02.000
You didn't allow for the possibility of satire.
00:55:06.000
You're exactly the kind of person in a war scenario who would turn in your friends and neighbors.
00:55:19.000
And speaking of Jews, 2.9, and we've mentioned this before, but I need to get it out of here before we end the show.
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Pfizer claims their vaccines are 96% effective.
00:55:43.000
You know, you've got to focus on these independent studies, like in Ireland, where they did a big thing on the masks and if they're effective for kids and discovered, no, they're not.
00:55:51.000
And Ireland overnight went from one of the worst places as far as this ridiculous enforcement to one of the best.
00:55:58.000
In a report released from the Ministry of Health in Israel, infection was reported to be 39%, substantially lower than the trial efficacy of 96%.
00:56:07.000
It is also emerging that immunity derived from the Pfizer BioNTech vaccine may not be as strong as immunity acquired.
00:56:24.000
We all agree that if you've had it, that's the ultimate immunity, right?
00:56:33.000
I mean, even the left has got to hand that over.
00:56:39.000
Last little piece of info before we say Sayonara Arrivadouchri is this Raiders head coach.
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I would be remiss if I didn't cover that today.
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Probably won't cover it on Compound Censored tomorrow.
00:56:53.000
I keep meaning to buy more Hawaiian shirts for that show, and then I forget.
00:57:00.000
Oh, yeah, so this guy was the coach of the Raiders, and 10-year-old quotes emerge.
00:57:07.000
10-year-old emails emerge where he called the league's commissioner, Roger Goodell, a faggot and a clueless anti-football pussy and said that Goodell should not have pressured Jeff Fisher, coach of the Rams, to draft queers,
00:57:27.000
Michael Sam, a gay player chosen by the team in 2014.
00:57:44.000
Like, what if an Asian person has the slittiest eyes you've ever seen?
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Or what if an Asian person had the yellowest skin you've ever seen?
00:58:03.000
But yeah, the guy's got the biggest lips I've ever seen.
00:58:21.000
That literally is a key and peel NFL name from there.
00:58:43.000
That looks like the tires on the all-new Dodge Rim.
00:58:48.000
I mean, those lips look like something on a car that you can drive.
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You could rely on from point A to point kick-ass.
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You can drive that bad boy on those big old lips.
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And boy, does it bring you from point A to point America.
00:59:25.000
You know, this goes back to what we're saying about all this censorship being a war on color.
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Like, it'd be one thing if he was just anti-gay and faggots are this and faggots are that.
00:59:39.000
Just so you know, homosexuals and people who don't hang out with normal straight men, we say faggot 300 times a day.
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But when you walk into a bar, you say, hey, Faggot, it's just what you say.
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If I walk into my local and I go, hey, Faggot, the guy I'm saying it to will go, oh, hey, what's going on?
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You don't go, I hope you get fired for saying that, you bitch.
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So I'm sitting at home, fingers crossed, and I hope you are too, praying to the Lord, Jesus Christ, that he does not apologize.
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Please don't say that those slurs are not who I am and that's not what the Raiders represent.
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Don't be a faggot and say sorry for saying faggot.
01:01:04.000
One last sort of goodbye, Vida Santa Riva Derci is a quick look at racism.
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Just one thing, and then we are Dunzel Washington.
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Oh, yeah, because she just said, who's going to clean your credits?
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But that's coming off of saying all types of different chinks are the worst.
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I haven't seen it yet, but it's a great special.
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Every single person, I saw that in the trailer.
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You know what this is, I'm glad I haven't seen the special because I can have more perspective.
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But Dave Chappelle, black people, it's black privilege.
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Just to be clear, we're pro Dave Chappelle here.
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But it's worth noting that he's black, is that he's uncancelable.
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I do think it was kind of lame that he canceled his show and fucked everyone out of a job and millions of dollars because he needed to go to Africa and be crazy.
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So one of the things going on with this, this is ancient news now, but we're learning more every day about these trans people who are boycotting Netflix and quitting the guy who does Dear White People, which is just ridiculous racist propaganda about how much white people suck.
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Showrunner is just like booking the events and making sure the food truck is there.
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It sounds good, showrunner, but you're not, you're just like making sure everyone's on time.
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And he's decided he's quitting because he's trans and he doesn't like this hatred.
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And I guarantee you, by the way, in the Dave Chappelle special, which I can see in my head right now, it's like an ACDC song.
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He says, look, I love everyone and I wish them nothing but the best, whatever makes you happy.
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He has a kumbaya moment at the end when he says we all need to come together and discuss our differences.
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And, you know, we're losing this country because we're splitting apart and we got to get back together.
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Gays, trans, everyone, black, white, we all got to get together.
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But check out the guy who's boycotting them, 3-1.
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And there's Nick Rochefort from MDE on the right.
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It's kind of cool having a tiny dick when you become trans because all of a sudden you have a huge clit.
01:05:18.000
He's gone from a small fish in a big pond to a big fish in a small pond.
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So there's a rumor, too, that all the trans people are getting fired for objecting.
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I told the story of my transition for Netflix and most's Pride Week.
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I'll not work with them as long as they continue to put out blatantly and dangerously grand shows.
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That's going to be the end of the episode after this.
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The media is trying as hard as they can to bury the fact that these three employees tried to force their way into an executive meeting room to confront the network heads.
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Yeah, they keep talking about how they were fired for objecting, but they were, and I've always said they're mentally ill gays, these mentally ill gays hysterically stormed into the executive offices to scream at them.
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And they had to call security, and now they're clearly fired.
01:06:46.000
Typical case of, you know, sounds like they effed around and they found out.
01:07:13.000
Suspect of murderer who shot and killed a rookie, Georgia cop, his first day on the job because the cops had arrested his friend.
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And I hate the way the media will say white cop shoots black boy, blah, blah, blah.
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They always name the race when it's white on black, but they never name the race when it's black on white, not even Daily Mail.
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But when you scroll down, you see the man, and you know it was racially motivated.
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This guy hates cops, but he hates white cops with acrimonious vigor.
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I mean, if you have to shave your beard with scissors, I get up.
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I just got this little toughness showing up on my shirt right there, like a turd.
01:08:43.000
There are some problems with this technology, the face shaving technology.
01:08:53.000
And then you look at this, to contrast to the previous story, the guy who shot that woman in the back of the head.
01:09:31.000
But like, jump ahead to this black privilege thing.
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I mean, it really is amazing the way that media has treated this kid.
01:09:44.000
And Black Guns Matter is my buddy Madge Touré.
01:09:53.000
Kyle Rittenhouse was unequivocally beyond the shadow of a doubt defending himself.
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One of the people he shot is still in the hospital.
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He's back at home and he's got a fundraiser going.
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He's way taller than everyone in the school, too.
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One of his victims in trauma surgery after being shot in the fucking face.
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Arlington School shooting suspect excelled in studies despite bullying, family says.
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It's like when they shoot those terrorists and they go, renowned scholar.
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Family of Arlington School shooting suspect says he was robbed, bullied.
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Family of School Shooter asked for $24,000 on GoFundMe because he was traumatized.
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You got to go to British News to get what's really going on here.
01:11:57.000
The Selpan said it would go fund me to help with the 15-year-old's medical bills there.
01:12:08.000
Fund measure was removed from the platform because it violated GoFundMe's terms of service.
01:12:58.000
GoFundMe Nukes page set up for alleged school shooter asking for $25,000 to treat quote.
01:13:14.000
Anti-Biden, let's go, Brandon Catchwitch becomes all the rage on the right.
01:13:19.000
I think we have the best shirt out of all the shirts.
01:13:24.000
I saw one that says, let's go, Brandon, and the O is his face.
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I'm going to get my first one, I think, Thursday.
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I was like, guys, we've got to get these out now.
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We are going to do the mailbag, and then we are gone on our first half-hour show.
01:14:15.000
I want to get a Let's Go Brandon sticker because I don't like advertising Apple, although everyone knows it's an Apple.
01:14:27.000
If you've got a big fuck Joe Biden thing on your doohickey, you like my fancy new computer?
01:14:59.000
And the thing I didn't like about that Joe, having Joe Biden as the O is it gives away the joke.
01:15:05.000
You're pretending that you have no idea who Joe Biden is.
01:15:09.000
Or more specifically, you're solely concerned with NASCAR.
01:15:31.000
Isn't it sad that that guy's face afterwards, he's so scared of being fired.
01:15:44.000
That's how cowed we are as an American society.
01:15:56.000
This is Sarah Paitlin, normally coming to you from Alaska.
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But today, I zipped on down to Scottsdale visiting my daughter, Piper, who's going to school here.
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So, yeah, you don't see the snow-capped mountains behind me.
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You have a lot going on, a lot of good things going on.
01:16:24.000
You have a lot of success right around the corner, too.
01:16:27.000
You know how it works, Ryan, when the preparation that you've gone through.
01:16:34.000
She's doing the Biden thing where she pretends that the teleprompter is not scripted.
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Think of it as like the bird, which is the bald eagle.
01:16:45.000
Think of it as kind of that illustration, okay?
01:17:01.000
Perhaps those who love you so very, very much and speak so highly of you 100.
01:17:27.000
Don't worry about criticism coming your way for when you like say goofy things.
01:17:36.000
If you don't live by man's praise, you're not going to die by man's criticism, okay?
01:17:42.000
So yeah, you soar like that bird, which is the baldy bird and ignore the yahoos in your life, okay?
01:17:53.000
She does a great Tina Fey impersonation, doesn't she?
01:18:05.000
And she's like a crazy, like she's kind of a crazy chick.
01:18:35.000
Make sure you bring those snacks because tomorrow is pizza and movie day.
01:18:49.000
Tomorrow's probably my aunt's birthday, I think.
01:19:22.000
Like Louis C.K. or John Belushi in Animal Health just goes like that, and you piss in your pants.
01:19:27.000
Hey, Gavin, you're obviously familiar with Laura Loomer, but I'd love to see if you'd be able to willing to have her on your show to talk about her new book.
01:19:40.000
Yeah, I think I've done like 42 interviews with her.
01:19:45.000
Yeah, yeah, we could even put it on the site she has a show on.
01:19:49.000
Yeah, maybe she could do an episode of her show.
01:20:09.000
Hey, Gavin, whose father is a donkey, and Ryan, whose uncle is a goat.
01:20:36.000
We all know it's the loonies that are the craziest in the sack.
01:20:38.000
So how much of a cock demon must this wackadoodle be?
01:20:42.000
She can lecture to me about the climate while riding with her tree climbers on all day.
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The U.S. military is the world's largest consumer of oil.
01:21:14.000
Our armed forces create 750,000 tons of toxic waste.
01:21:38.000
That one was so good and could have been used for many of your My Pet Biden moments the last few months.
01:21:53.000
Yeah, we stopped doing that because we found out the guy who said it was special.
01:22:06.000
Just started watching this show, and it reminds me a lot about you and your experiences.
01:22:09.000
When I watched this scene, I thought of Maddie and Reliabelle questioning Joe in the bar, and I was dying.
01:22:17.000
I don't want to get him canceled by pointing him out, but the guy who did that cartoon is Baby Monster.
01:22:42.000
I remember when I was making babies, um, the other day I was upstate, right?
01:22:55.000
That's not really the important part of the story.
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It doesn't matter how I got there, but I got there and I met a chick and then I made like six.
01:23:09.000
I had six babies at once, me and her, and we they just came out.
01:23:17.000
Then there's people talking about the transgender rape in the bathroom.
01:23:23.000
People are not thrilled with a father being abused for objecting to his daughter being raped in the ass and in the face.
01:23:35.000
I don't want to call it ass rape, but there must be something.
01:23:41.000
By the way, that guy who called John Gruden is the person that he called a faggot gay?
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That would be something, because the guy he said had big lips has big lips.
01:23:53.000
Everything John Gruden got fired for is exactly why I love him.
01:23:56.000
More cancel culture bullshit, but check out what he actually said.
01:23:59.000
I always knew he was MAGA, even though he never came out about it publicly.
01:24:08.000
John Gruden is officially out as the Raiders' head.
01:24:23.000
Do you think that football player was hired just because he's gay?
01:24:33.000
I tried to look up his response to it because I think he reached out to one of the people he talked shit on and was like, hey, man, sorry.
01:24:40.000
In a recent live stream, Kenny Hotz took a huge dump on you, Gavin.
01:24:49.000
Knowing Kenny Hotz, I would assume he's just kidding.
01:24:54.000
Also, Spenny said he'd like to come on the show.
01:25:00.000
It's surprising how much mileage me being on that episode of The Cool Thing has gotten.
01:25:22.000
Because you met John Morenos through me, and we worked together.
01:25:28.000
The difference is I don't have an ego in any of this.
01:25:32.000
How did Gavin McGinnis get to judge who was cooler?
01:25:38.000
Well, I didn't know he was, you know, it's like you.
01:25:43.000
I thought he was my friend, and then he turned out to be a horrible racist.
01:26:00.000
He also said Spenny would love to kiss me, so it's not exactly a news show.
01:26:11.000
I mean, I had a couple that I had read flagged, but it's mostly one-hour show suck, that Loudon guy, and the Raiders coach.
01:26:30.000
We're trying to keep this down to half an hour.
01:27:09.000
This is the first time 13 of Shark Tank premieres right here on ABC tomorrow night at 8 p.m.
01:27:28.000
Barbara, let me ask you this: because I happen to love this.
01:27:31.000
Is there any moment or just like whenever we look at her?
01:27:47.000
So they're talking about a certain pair of jeans, I guess, that were okayed on Shark Tank and are really good.
01:27:52.000
Oh, look, she has a little stool because she's so short and fat.
01:28:14.000
Their clothes are always like flippy and shitty.
01:28:17.000
Once women stop getting horny, they just give up on life and they become ugly men.
01:28:23.000
Like they all look like Andy Rooney if he was on Star Trek.
01:28:28.000
Anyway, they're talking about the jeans and she said, will it fit this COVID?
01:28:31.000
So Whoopi Goldberg's thing is her disgusting fat body is not her fault.
01:28:37.000
So what you're looking at is not a big, huge pig.
01:28:55.000
If you look at her, it comes sort of like at the cosmos.
01:29:18.000
How are they laughing about a pandemic that's killing everybody?
01:29:23.000
And when you get finished with those jeans and decide you don't like them, give them me, I'm going to make two pairs.
01:30:06.000
Team, that dress is probably like some Versace fucking Gucci thing and making fun of her outfits.
01:30:18.000
We say that K through 12 is the Eye of the Storm.
01:30:24.000
And the father's a domestic terrorist because he has a problem with that.
01:30:29.000
If you're a domestic terrorist because you don't want your daughter getting raped, then I'm a domestic terrorist, okay?
01:30:48.000
As the tattoo says, get fired, get in trouble, be brave, and never stop fighting.