Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - S04E42

00:00:09.000 I'm wondering what the day went.

00:00:11.000 The clouds have me strat in the queen.

00:00:13.000 Live from New York, it's Get Off My Lawn with Kevin McGinnis.

00:00:36.000 If we never stood in the cold before You never started the cold.

00:00:43.000 That's some Australian rap enthusiasts called Hilltop Hoods.

00:00:50.000 It's nice.

00:00:51.000 I don't know.

00:00:51.000 Adding strings is a good idea.

00:00:53.000 Makes for an original intro.

00:00:55.000 I just think it's gay to be really into hip-hop.

00:00:59.000 I think they're my age.

00:01:02.000 It's all still about hip-hop with the Australian accent.

00:01:06.000 I don't know.

00:01:06.000 Am I shitting on them?

00:01:07.000 Yeah, I guess I am.

00:01:08.000 Check out my new suit.

00:01:15.000 You know what I did?

00:01:16.000 I had all these old suits from my leaner days, and I thought, oh, they're garbage because the pants don't fit.

00:01:22.000 Blazers always fit.

00:01:24.000 Then I go to my little rice ball down the street, and I go, can you make all these pants bigger?

00:01:30.000 No, he stayed too small.

00:01:31.000 Too small.

00:01:32.000 I go, what if we just add a little piece of fabric, a little square on the back?

00:01:38.000 Right?

00:01:39.000 Right here.

00:01:41.000 Okay, that's so crazy.

00:01:44.000 And we smashed a subscribe and then they were total fire.

00:01:49.000 It worked.

00:01:50.000 Now I have like 10, not 10, about five or six old suits that are brand new.

00:01:58.000 So it's not quiet for them.

00:02:01.000 No, it's not quiet for my clothes?

00:02:04.000 Yeah.

00:02:05.000 Yeah, I'm going to fuck my clothes.

00:02:08.000 I'm going to let my clothes fuck me.

00:02:09.000 I don't quite get where we're going with this Simeon Peterson.

00:02:12.000 Well, it's not quiet for you.

00:02:16.000 Yeah.

00:02:16.000 I mean, it's like, no, it's not.

00:02:19.000 Yeah, okay.

00:02:20.000 Just don't burst into tears.

00:02:24.000 Oh, no.

00:02:26.000 I had pants, too.

00:02:29.000 And now I don't.

00:02:31.000 Why not?

00:02:33.000 I'm bloody mad about it.

00:02:34.000 Well, why don't you have pants anymore?

00:02:37.000 They don't fit.

00:02:39.000 And I don't have a Chinaman I can go to.

00:02:41.000 It's like, he's six doors down from the studio.

00:02:45.000 Oh.

00:02:46.000 Oh, check him out.

00:02:48.000 Yeah, you should check him out.

00:02:52.000 I was going to play this song, but it's not a catchy intro.

00:02:57.000 But it's a great concept.

00:03:00.000 It's the one I sent to you afterwards.

00:03:03.000 What's going on with me?

00:03:13.000 Let's go dance.

00:03:19.000 Imagine having a facial tattoo and not regretting it at all.

00:03:54.000 Don't nobody like his last time.

00:03:56.000 Try to cover up and tell the people go, Brandon.

00:04:00.000 But we know what they staying, though.

00:04:02.000 Okay, anyway.

00:04:03.000 You can hear the chanting.

00:04:04.000 That bothered me for some reason.

00:04:05.000 Maybe I'm being grumpy.

00:04:06.000 I'm shitting on all our music and everything in the show.

00:04:09.000 Even your Jordan Peterson, I'm crapping on.

00:04:11.000 Well, his head crops out.

00:04:12.000 That's annoying.

00:04:13.000 That is really irritating.

00:04:15.000 Yeah.

00:04:16.000 It's just amateur hour at the Apollo.

00:04:18.000 They're Loza Alexander.

00:04:20.000 We like the concept.

00:04:23.000 Also, I guess I forgot that this is a wool suit and those are itchy.

00:04:27.000 That's why I didn't mind that I couldn't wear this suit anymore because I forgot it makes my legs itchy.

00:04:31.000 It's like wearing a horse hair shirt.

00:04:33.000 It makes you grumpy.

00:04:34.000 So this is going to be a grumpy episode.

00:04:36.000 Prepare yourself for that.

00:04:38.000 In other news, yesterday I was putting gas in my car.

00:04:41.000 Guess who pulls up next to me in the gas station?

00:04:45.000 Sam Roberts.

00:04:46.000 Oh yeah, Sam Roberts.

00:04:49.000 He's hot now.

00:04:51.000 Yeah, he looks good with his bald ass head.

00:04:53.000 His head always annoyed me.

00:04:55.000 He had those little Cheetos curls.

00:04:58.000 And he just looked like a black flight attendant.

00:05:02.000 And it bothered me the way it bounced.

00:05:05.000 I don't know.

00:05:05.000 I think everyone's annoyed by curly hair in general.

00:05:08.000 But yeah, I always thought he was one of the ugliest people I've ever met.

00:05:11.000 His hair looks like a puppet.

00:05:14.000 He looks like someone who was making puppets, got an A-plus in that class.

00:05:20.000 And the teacher is just blown away.

00:05:22.000 What do you call him?

00:05:23.000 Oh, I call him my Sam Roberts.

00:05:27.000 Oh, well, that's...

00:05:28.000 Dude, I've been teaching this puppet class for over 13 years, and you are by far and away the greatest puppet maker I've ever had as a student.

00:05:39.000 I want to learn from you.

00:05:41.000 This Sam, what do you call him?

00:05:43.000 Sam Roberts.

00:05:44.000 This Sam Roberts puppet is perfect.

00:05:49.000 Anyway, so he had an annoying head, and I see him at the gas station.

00:05:53.000 He's shaved his head.

00:05:54.000 He's got a beard.

00:05:55.000 He's a Benjamin Buttons babe.

00:05:57.000 Yeah, he's been working out, too.

00:05:59.000 Melt in your mouth gorgeous.

00:06:03.000 He's gorgeous.

00:06:05.000 I think it's because of kids.

00:06:07.000 He had some kids.

00:06:08.000 It put some fire under his ass.

00:06:10.000 And now he's like a dude.

00:06:11.000 Yeah, that's a better picture of him.

00:06:13.000 Yep.

00:06:13.000 He's not a puppet anymore.

00:06:15.000 He's a man.

00:06:17.000 Yeah, I saw him once, too.

00:06:18.000 I was actually, I was listening to Opie and Anthony where they were making fun of Sam heavily.

00:06:23.000 He was heavily featured in that thing.

00:06:25.000 And I go to this ice cream shop and he's fucking there.

00:06:28.000 I'm like, and he recognized me too From Compound, I guess.

00:06:31.000 And I did an impression of him online once, so he might have seen that.

00:06:35.000 But we chatted for a bit, and I was like, I was just listening to you.

00:06:37.000 This is very weird.

00:06:38.000 And I just let him know I listened to the show, like his actual show.

00:06:41.000 Yeah, I did that too.

00:06:42.000 Yeah, I was like, I love the new theme song.

00:06:45.000 They had just like a new theme song.

00:06:46.000 Are you showing off that you're a great fan?

00:06:49.000 I like Sam Roberts a lot.

00:06:51.000 I think I took it.

00:06:52.000 I didn't like the show when it first started because I thought it's just Jim talking about his neuroses.

00:06:57.000 Like, oh, I don't know.

00:06:58.000 I can't get out of bed.

00:07:00.000 I hate Mondays.

00:07:01.000 And then Sam Roberts are going, yeah, he totally hates Mondays.

00:07:04.000 That's like his least favorite day.

00:07:05.000 Well, you know who also didn't like to get out of bed?

00:07:08.000 Shongo Shivawson.

00:07:10.000 He actually didn't like to get out of bed.

00:07:12.000 And I just thought you're an intern who was stuck around long enough to get a gig.

00:07:16.000 But then after Stern turned into fucking PR garbage, I started listening to them more.

00:07:24.000 And that stage is gone.

00:07:27.000 They're a great show.

00:07:28.000 I like this one.

00:07:29.000 Great show.

00:07:30.000 The moral of the story here is you got to...

00:07:32.000 Wait, wait, go back.

00:07:33.000 What the fuck's going on with his head?

00:07:35.000 Cuban?

00:07:37.000 No.

00:07:38.000 Sam Roberts looks like he has a gel shower cap on.

00:07:43.000 It looks like he's from a swimming cap.

00:07:46.000 What the fuck?

00:07:47.000 He looks like Zorg from Fifth Element.

00:07:50.000 Does he wax it?

00:07:52.000 I don't know.

00:07:53.000 Dude, don't wax your head.

00:07:55.000 I don't know why he has that thing on.

00:07:56.000 It absorbs 100% of the light in the room.

00:08:02.000 He's going to make an interdimensional deal with aliens.

00:08:07.000 Did you put up the doodles link in the write-up?

00:08:12.000 Oh, no.

00:08:13.000 No, I did not.

00:08:14.000 I could add that now.

00:08:15.000 So, yes, I did.

00:08:17.000 Useless.

00:08:18.000 Useless human being.

00:08:20.000 Yeah, the doodles are up.

00:08:21.000 Please go.

00:08:22.000 100% of the money goes to Zenoa Kinsman.

00:08:25.000 And she gives half to Max.

00:08:30.000 Demi Lovato has remained in the news on a regular basis since the inception of her career.

00:08:36.000 And it's clickable.

00:08:38.000 And it's clickable.

00:08:39.000 Click on it.

00:08:41.000 Has anyone bid on anything?

00:08:44.000 Uh-oh.

00:08:46.000 Oh, there we go.

00:08:47.000 Someone wants the pictures.

00:08:48.000 Pictures of you and me do well.

00:08:52.000 Keep going?

00:08:56.000 No one wants that fucking fatherless child?

00:09:02.000 That hurts.

00:09:04.000 Anyway, go there and buy some shit.

00:09:06.000 It'll go up in value, too.

00:09:07.000 It's a good investment.

00:09:09.000 So Demi Lovato was losing attention, which is a crime.

00:09:14.000 And this is my theory on Demi.

00:09:17.000 I believe that her agent goes, the numbers are down, whatever that means, that Google hits.

00:09:23.000 You need to do something.

00:09:25.000 She's like, like what?

00:09:25.000 And he goes, come out as gay.

00:09:26.000 And she goes, oh, I don't know.

00:09:28.000 That might be bad.

00:09:29.000 Like, I'll lose a lot of Christians.

00:09:31.000 Well, then come out as some sort of weird sexual.

00:09:33.000 How about pansexual?

00:09:34.000 That's weird enough that people won't really put a number on it.

00:09:38.000 And they go, fine, just do it.

00:09:39.000 So she comes out as pansexual, which means nothing, especially when you're young and beautiful.

00:09:44.000 You make out with chicks when you're drunk.

00:09:47.000 Okay.

00:09:49.000 And now she's on this alien thing where she has a show where they chase aliens.

00:09:56.000 It's like a ghost hunter show, but they chase outer space.

00:09:59.000 And I don't want to sound outer spacist, but if you're from Jupiter, you're stupider.

00:10:02.000 That's just something I believe.

00:10:05.000 She doesn't like the word alien.

00:10:08.000 Like, I've heard people not like illegal alien because it's mean to Mexicans, but she doesn't like alien because it's mean to aliens.

00:10:15.000 You just say outer space being?

00:10:18.000 No, you say ET, extraterrestrial.

00:10:20.000 That's the politically correct term.

00:10:23.000 And now she's doing a bunch of talk shows and talking about her experience with ETs.

00:10:31.000 Look at that greasy pig.

00:10:32.000 I still want to fuck her, of course.

00:10:34.000 I woke up in my room and there was like three beings.

00:10:38.000 And then, and they were like, do you want to see your planet?

00:10:43.000 And I was like, oh, sorry.

00:10:45.000 You want to help me?

00:10:51.000 I like whooshed out of my room and was like hovering over the planet.

00:10:55.000 And then all of a sudden, they're like, you want to see our planet?

00:10:57.000 And I was like, hell yeah.

00:11:01.000 Then I whooshed to this like pink and purple planet that I've never seen, but.

00:11:05.000 Selene?

00:11:06.000 I've never seen it before.

00:11:07.000 Those two girls are the kind of girls I would get in high school.

00:11:11.000 Nothing to write home about, but perfectly reasonable.

00:11:15.000 They're loyal and they understand when you break up with them.

00:11:17.000 They're like, okay.

00:11:17.000 Yeah, you don't have to do a whole explanation.

00:11:19.000 I knew this was coming.

00:11:21.000 She's a grease ball.

00:11:23.000 You could fit her up your ass.

00:11:24.000 That looks like Ethan Klein when he dresses in drag.

00:11:27.000 Don't sit on her head.

00:11:28.000 She'll disappear.

00:11:30.000 Go right up there.

00:11:30.000 Ethan Klein when he's in drag.

00:11:34.000 Here's another thing in the fun news, fun news section, first section of the show.

00:11:40.000 There's all these great reviews for the new Ghostbusters.

00:11:42.000 The New York Post did a long, involved review about how fantastic it is and how smart it was to move to Indiana and all this shit.

00:11:49.000 And it's not overly woke.

00:11:51.000 And then The Guardian gave it a good review by saying it's terrible.

00:11:55.000 The Guardian is angry that this film, you ready for this one, trivialized the previous all-female reboot, starring Leslie Jones as the ugliest woman in the world and that Ellen DeGeneres chick overacting to the point of absurdity.

00:12:18.000 Remember her?

00:12:21.000 Her feet were up on a desk in every scene.

00:12:24.000 And she had these quirky little mannerisms.

00:12:27.000 Oh my God.

00:12:27.000 I predicted that movie would tank and it tanked.

00:12:30.000 And then they said, well, it tanked because of sexism, Paul Feig said.

00:12:34.000 Which is what they did with the new Charlie's Angels.

00:12:37.000 Sexism.

00:12:38.000 You can't handle the truth.

00:12:39.000 You can't handle a woman rocking out and kicking ass.

00:12:41.000 Really, the previous Charlie's Angels made $700 million.

00:12:46.000 Maybe it's that you suck.

00:12:48.000 The previous Charlie's Angels with Lucy Lou was funny because they took the piss out of themselves and they mocked the idea that they were these ninjas that could kick the shit out of everyone.

00:12:59.000 This movie did not.

00:13:00.000 This movie had them kicking ass and taking names.

00:13:03.000 Women are scared of spiders in the bathtub, but they have no problem fighting all of the demons in hell and digging them out.

00:13:22.000 What would you do if one of them died?

00:13:25.000 Just sucked out their soul.

00:13:34.000 I want her to get sucked in the mouth.

00:13:39.000 Like they wouldn't be screaming their fucking heads off.

00:13:44.000 Yeah, he does.

00:13:46.000 Wow.

00:13:47.000 That's not good news for Demi.

00:13:51.000 I know a way you can stay in the public eye.

00:13:53.000 Become Ethan Klein.

00:13:56.000 Kill him, take over his life.

00:14:00.000 So check out this review for Ghostbusters that makes you want to watch it really badly.

00:14:05.000 Ghostbusters Afterlife Review, a slimy stinking corpse of a sequel.

00:14:10.000 Fun wordplay.

00:14:11.000 Consider the casual cowardice of a script that uses its own mythology to subtly erase 2016 all gals reboot from the canon, giving the rage-choked trolls, carpet bombing IMDB with zero-star ratings, the vindication they've always craved.

00:14:29.000 It wasn't just the trolls on IMDb.

00:14:32.000 Everyone hated that shitty movie, you fucking losers.

00:14:35.000 Yeah, that erased the original mythology.

00:14:38.000 And didn't like every James Bond erase the original mythology?

00:14:42.000 Wasn't there like four Spider-Mans in two years?

00:14:46.000 Remember Toby Maguire was one of them?

00:14:48.000 And then there was that other guy, a bunch of British people with American accents?

00:14:53.000 So I'm dying to see it now.

00:14:54.000 And it is still relatively woke.

00:14:57.000 I think the hero of the new Ghostbusters is a chick.

00:15:00.000 As a kid, it's a girl.

00:15:02.000 Simply magical.

00:15:03.000 It's like a Stranger Things take on Ghostbusters.

00:15:07.000 God, my son was so obsessed with Slimers.

00:15:10.000 He must have made 50 of them out of paper mache, out of Super Sculpey.

00:15:16.000 Nice teeth, dude.

00:15:18.000 He had such a wide range of artistic interests until that horrible baseball came along.

00:15:25.000 And now that's all he does, lives and breathes baseball.

00:15:34.000 Someone, a baby monster set-in, sent in some Nepalese comedy as a reminder that the West is the best.

00:15:43.000 Everywhere, when I say the West is the best, I don't just mean like, I have the number one mom on a coffee mug or world's greatest grandma.

00:15:50.000 No, no, I mean our grandmas are literally better than your grandmas.

00:15:57.000 And when I say your, I mean the non-Western world.

00:16:00.000 It all sucks.

00:16:02.000 It's not even in the same universe as us.

00:16:04.000 This is lean.

00:16:10.000 Look at their stupid language.

00:16:12.000 So you need a broken piece of charcoal to write.

00:16:16.000 Do you have a pen?

00:16:17.000 Yeah.

00:16:17.000 Oh, and I don't need a pen.

00:16:18.000 I need a broken piece of charcoal to get the R's right.

00:16:23.000 They have Hitler in this?

00:16:26.000 It's Chitler.

00:16:30.000 All China's Zagid Panic.

00:16:33.000 Oh, and they have a guy who has got the hair new body.

00:16:35.000 Okay, jump ahead, Ryan.

00:16:36.000 We don't need to see the fucking credits.

00:16:42.000 Wow, this is high quality.

00:16:43.000 The clip I thought I sent was really low res.

00:16:47.000 Nice mud hut.

00:16:48.000 Do you hear that?

00:16:49.000 Doing.

00:16:50.000 Doing.

00:16:52.000 Everything is laced with sound effects.

00:17:00.000 Nice mud hut, Loser.

00:17:02.000 When did we have mud huts 3,000 years ago?

00:17:08.000 Only cool thing about this room is the duvet which we invented.

00:17:15.000 Okay, go farther in.

00:17:16.000 I want to hear more sound effects.

00:17:45.000 Holy shit, they're really going for it.

00:17:52.000 Is he a hunk?

00:17:56.000 Is that that gorgeous guy over there?

00:17:59.000 Nepal.

00:18:00.000 The worst of packages and chinks.

00:18:03.000 Sorry.

00:18:04.000 Horrible racial epithets I couldn't resist inserting into that joke to try to make it funnier.

00:18:09.000 If we could take a Western show and add sound effects to it, would it be better?

00:18:15.000 I did a commercial for what's that Asian dude's name?

00:18:23.000 Michael Chan or something?

00:18:25.000 You know the chick who's on Mad TV and she's the sassy Puerto Rican broad?

00:18:32.000 Natasha Leone was in it.

00:18:34.000 Alexander Chang?

00:18:37.000 The fuck?

00:18:37.000 I have egg in my eyebrow.

00:18:40.000 I guess that means the show sucks if I have egg on my face, right?

00:18:44.000 Not Michelle.

00:18:45.000 No, no, the fucking gangsta chick.

00:18:50.000 Baniqua?

00:18:51.000 Shuh, fuck, I'm not.

00:18:55.000 She's a Hispanic comedian who's very popular and very mediocre.

00:19:01.000 Or she does the Asian thing, like, you want to get the jail o'neo, the hair nil.

00:19:05.000 Yeah, what you did.

00:19:07.000 Asian.

00:19:08.000 No, she's not Asian, dude.

00:19:09.000 She plays an.

00:19:10.000 She plays an Asian.

00:19:11.000 No, she does not play a.

00:19:13.000 You want jailo neo?

00:19:14.000 Angela Johnson.

00:19:15.000 Angela Johnson.

00:19:16.000 She plays an Asian.

00:19:17.000 I did a commercial with Angela Johnson, and it was with Natasha Leone and that rapper guy, Aesop Rocky.

00:19:29.000 And we wrote it together, sort of.

00:19:32.000 I mean, I had to incorporate her character.

00:19:34.000 So I wrote it, but it's her idea.

00:19:37.000 And we were done the commercial, and she goes, The punchlines aren't kicking.

00:19:42.000 And I go, They're fine, they're good.

00:19:43.000 And she goes, No, how about whenever I show up, there's a record scratch?

00:19:50.000 And I was like, No.

00:19:52.000 We're not Nepalese.

00:19:55.000 Yeah, there she is.

00:19:56.000 No, not at all.

00:19:58.000 She's kind of a bitch.

00:19:59.000 No wait in the car then.

00:20:02.000 The street, not back into our house like a stupid.

00:20:05.000 She's that phony.

00:20:06.000 I don't even think she's that Spanish.

00:20:08.000 I don't think she can even speak it.

00:20:09.000 Hey, mom, I'm gonna be an extra.

00:20:11.000 Just one.

00:20:12.000 Refine the commercial.

00:20:16.000 It's not gonna be easy.

00:20:18.000 Aesop Rocky, Natasha Leone, Angela Johnson.

00:20:24.000 He got in trouble because he has sweatshops in China make his stuff.

00:20:30.000 You know, like everything.

00:20:32.000 You know.

00:20:34.000 You know.

00:20:36.000 Like, everyone ever.

00:20:39.000 See if you can dig that up while I talk about American comedy.

00:20:42.000 Oh.

00:20:43.000 What?

00:20:43.000 There it is.

00:20:44.000 There it is.

00:20:44.000 You don't want to get in their way.

00:20:45.000 You don't want to harass them.

00:20:46.000 Kind of like how you harassing me right now with all these demands.

00:20:50.000 Do you have this in a nine?

00:20:52.000 Oh, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

00:20:53.000 I got this.

00:20:53.000 What did you say?

00:20:54.000 A nine?

00:20:54.000 Yes.

00:20:55.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:20:56.000 Come with me.

00:20:58.000 Sit still.

00:20:59.000 Can you just get me the right size, please?

00:21:01.000 Then I gotta go in the basement.

00:21:02.000 They got like 300 shoes down there.

00:21:04.000 I'm gonna get lost.

00:21:05.000 No, girl, this gonna work.

00:21:06.000 Look, right here.

00:21:07.000 See?

00:21:07.000 Boom.

00:21:08.000 See this right here?

00:21:09.000 How come you can do this?

00:21:10.000 You know what?

00:21:11.000 I had enough of that.

00:21:12.000 That's cool.

00:21:12.000 I don't want to help you.

00:21:12.000 That's great acting, huh?

00:21:13.000 I like to work.

00:21:14.000 You know what?

00:21:15.000 I have enough of that.

00:21:17.000 Excuse me.

00:21:18.000 You're excused.

00:21:20.000 Ooh.

00:21:21.000 There we go.

00:21:22.000 That color don't look real good on you.

00:21:24.000 You don't want that.

00:21:25.000 Is there a record player in the room?

00:21:26.000 Yes, I do want that.

00:21:28.000 Yeah, wouldn't the music stop?

00:21:29.000 I said no to this, and then she went above my head to Alexander Wang, and he said yes.

00:21:34.000 I love it.

00:21:35.000 It's record scratch.

00:21:38.000 What's up?

00:21:39.000 Hey, how you doing?

00:21:40.000 I'm good.

00:21:41.000 I know who you is.

00:21:42.000 Oh, for real?

00:21:43.000 That's for so.

00:21:44.000 She's on blackface.

00:21:46.000 Oh, okay.

00:21:48.000 He here to buy a shirt.

00:21:49.000 So he too good.

00:21:50.000 Tuffler.

00:21:50.000 What?

00:21:52.000 Listen, do you have this in the large?

00:21:53.000 Okay, look, look, let me take this thing.

00:21:55.000 I'm going to go.

00:21:57.000 See, if we were to take, you know, like all in the family.

00:22:02.000 Buddy, turning on me?

00:22:04.000 No.

00:22:04.000 But you're not forgetting fresh buddies, are you?

00:22:07.000 All him times fishing together, you know, on Smoon Lake and Ted Bay and my uncle.

00:22:14.000 It works.

00:22:15.000 I'm laughing.

00:22:16.000 How much do you really know about your uncle?

00:22:19.000 See, that's back when it was okay to be bald.

00:22:22.000 When men ruled the world.

00:22:30.000 So let's compare that to American comedy.

00:22:32.000 Like this guy, a quintessential New Yorker, stavvy, Greek dude.

00:22:36.000 He's in a diner talking about pussy with his friend.

00:22:40.000 Very well-produced little short here.

00:22:43.000 Greek food is garbage.

00:22:45.000 Oh, stop, Rob.

00:22:46.000 Now there's this war between my little guy and my heart.

00:22:50.000 Every day.

00:22:56.000 Well, so do you love her?

00:22:59.000 Yeah, I just said, I obviously love her.

00:23:03.000 I'm saying I wish I would have had, like, you know, more of a run.

00:23:06.000 You wish that pink little dick had gotten some warmth?

00:23:10.000 Okay.

00:23:14.000 Is everything okay, guys?

00:23:17.000 Everything's okay.

00:23:18.000 Anyway, it's a good.

00:23:19.000 He talks about all the great pussy he's got over the years.

00:23:22.000 I think there's a generation of New York comedians that were heavily influenced by vice in the early aughts.

00:23:28.000 Him and that Asian dude, fresh off the boat, Eddie Wang.

00:23:33.000 Yes, that was real funny.

00:23:35.000 He's quality.

00:23:36.000 He has the sprinkles.

00:23:37.000 That's what he had no idea.

00:23:37.000 Just jump in the middle.

00:23:41.000 Whole time I was thinking to myself, damn, is this what it's like when John Snemos fucks?

00:23:46.000 Wait, but you're listing a bunch of physical things.

00:23:49.000 I know that.

00:23:49.000 Wait, what about emotional?

00:23:51.000 Nobody's ever affected you emotionally.

00:23:53.000 Oh, emotionally.

00:23:54.000 How about my grandmother's funeral?

00:23:56.000 Anyways, we have to watch the entire thing, or I just show it to you so you can look it up yourself.

00:24:10.000 This is the sound effect show.

00:24:16.000 But the guy has the sprinkles.

00:24:18.000 This guy has the sprinkles too.

00:24:20.000 I have never heard of him before this week.

00:24:22.000 Severely handicapped chap.

00:24:26.000 Maybe go to the next one down just so you can see what he looks like.

00:24:28.000 19.

00:24:29.000 Oh, Crip Daddy.

00:24:30.000 Yeah, this guy, there's a rabbit hole with this man.

00:24:32.000 They raised money and they got him a fucking handicap bus.

00:24:36.000 Our buddy Zach, who does work for us, gets us scoops and stuff.

00:24:41.000 Raised money and now he can tour and look like that other places.

00:24:46.000 Wow, that wrist is really fucked, isn't it?

00:24:49.000 A little bit.

00:24:50.000 Like, you couldn't possibly do that with your own wrist, no matter how hard you try.

00:24:54.000 A bird could easily do it.

00:24:56.000 What kind of bird?

00:24:58.000 Maybe one which is the turkey vulture?

00:25:01.000 Not a turkey vulture.

00:25:03.000 A blue jay.

00:25:04.000 No.

00:25:04.000 Oh, I know what you're going to say.

00:25:06.000 A keel-billed Montmot.

00:25:07.000 No, I think it's...

00:25:08.000 The bird which is the bald eagle.

00:25:17.000 Yeah, so go back to that.

00:25:19.000 So he's severely handicapped.

00:25:21.000 And then his stand-up is really good.

00:25:23.000 2-0.

00:25:34.000 You can do that, it's true.

00:25:37.000 My uncle was a Pella Flash.

00:25:41.000 He's the bravest rubber I know.

00:25:48.000 He's a great way.

00:25:54.000 There's a little red dot in my hands.

00:25:59.000 It's kind of hard to hear, huh?

00:26:01.000 Like, I got the subtitles, but I don't know if I would have got red dots.

00:26:25.000 It is very homestead.

00:26:28.000 So I'm offended, and that's good comedy.

00:26:31.000 But here he is arguing with his mother about Lizzo's fat asso can show up to the house with her fucking fat titties and ass hanging out, and everyone's like, Yes, queen,

00:26:47.000 fucking slay.

00:26:48.000 But when I show up with my dick out, they call the police.

00:26:54.000 What do you expect?

00:26:56.000 I expect to be treated the same as every other human being on this planet.

00:27:02.000 Lizzo's different.

00:27:04.000 That's not equality.

00:27:06.000 That's superiority.

00:27:08.000 Are you saying that Lizzo is superior to me?

00:27:10.000 Your own son?

00:27:11.000 Your flesh and blood?

00:27:12.000 Kinda, kinda.

00:27:13.000 Why?

00:27:15.000 What makes her so fucking special?

00:27:16.000 Huh?

00:27:18.000 Where she can just show off her fucking fat labia.

00:27:21.000 Will you stop calling her that?

00:27:23.000 What?

00:27:23.000 It is.

00:27:24.000 Fat is beautiful.

00:27:25.000 What?

00:27:25.000 You got a problem with the word fat, mom?

00:27:27.000 No, I'm just saying that's rude.

00:27:29.000 That's just a fact.

00:27:31.000 It's kind of rude.

00:27:32.000 Why is it rude?

00:27:33.000 Because she's beautiful.

00:27:35.000 I didn't say she wasn't beautiful.

00:27:37.000 I just said she was fat.

00:27:41.000 Are you ashamed of the word fat, mom?

00:27:44.000 Is it triggering because you're fat?

00:27:45.000 Oh, Mom, I am not fat.

00:27:47.000 Mom, fat is beautiful now.

00:27:49.000 I'm not fat.

00:27:50.000 Look at Lizzo.

00:27:50.000 She's gorgeous, mom.

00:27:52.000 She's a fat queen.

00:27:53.000 I'm done.

00:27:55.000 Just like you, mom.

00:27:56.000 I'm done.

00:27:56.000 Just like you.

00:27:57.000 Did you just say just like me?

00:27:58.000 You're a fat queen, mom.

00:27:59.000 It's okay.

00:28:00.000 You fucking bitch.

00:28:01.000 What?

00:28:01.000 It's beautiful, mom.

00:28:02.000 You're a fat bitch.

00:28:03.000 You're a bitch, and that's why you're going to get arrested when you have your dick out.

00:28:09.000 She's just as good as him.

00:28:10.000 You're a bitch, and that's why you're going to get arrested when you have your dick out.

00:28:14.000 Holy shit.

00:28:16.000 Meanwhile, he's in a chair, completely incapable of moving.

00:28:22.000 All right, which brings us to the war on kids.

00:28:27.000 Let's set it up, dude.

00:28:28.000 Let's fucking set it up, yo.

00:28:34.000 Hello, man!

00:28:35.000 I had a sex change up right.

00:28:37.000 Who wants to pamp my bag?

00:28:39.000 We are living in an ageism era where children are seen as human garbage.

00:28:44.000 Regulations to indoctrinate American school children with poisonous and divisive left-wing doctrines.

00:28:57.000 God, I hope Trump wins again.

00:28:59.000 Yeah, me too.

00:29:00.000 I just want to hear that voice.

00:29:02.000 I want to hear that voice too.

00:29:04.000 Great guy, I mean.

00:29:06.000 Great guy.

00:29:06.000 If you look at the numbers, frankly.

00:29:08.000 We're doing better than Crooked Joe.

00:29:11.000 Crooked.

00:29:14.000 It just, like, everything was so fun.

00:29:16.000 You turn on the news and you go, this is not going to be a boring speech.

00:29:20.000 This is going to be an amusing speech.

00:29:22.000 Now, it's sub-boring.

00:29:24.000 Like, Jimmy Carter was boring.

00:29:26.000 This is embarrassing.

00:29:27.000 You watch the news through your fingers now.

00:29:30.000 Every time Joe comes on, you're just like, oh, please, please, please don't say $40 trillion billion million, $700 billion and a trillion $300,000 billion dollars.

00:29:43.000 Jump ahead for a second here to 3.8, where this couple has deciphered what he said and put it in their mouths just to show you how insane he is.

00:30:00.000 Hey, babe, I can't seem to find any accurate COVID numbers right now.

00:30:04.000 Do you know?

00:30:06.000 I think 6,344,700 infected, and if I'm not mistaken, 1,189,506 dead.

00:30:18.000 What?

00:30:19.000 6,344,700.

00:30:23.000 U.S. COVID deaths 1,189,506.

00:30:33.000 There's more.

00:30:34.000 20 million dead from COVID.

00:30:37.000 Unnecessarily, now we have over 120 million dead from COVID.

00:30:41.000 No, it's 200 million.

00:30:45.000 It's estimated that 200 million people will have died.

00:30:49.000 Probably by the time I finish this talk.

00:30:52.000 Are you just incoherent?

00:30:53.000 How long's your talk going to be?

00:30:55.000 Six years?

00:30:57.000 Incoherently.

00:30:58.000 I'm going to need some Adderall.

00:30:59.000 I have to be up for the next six years.

00:31:02.000 Incoherently making up numbers.

00:31:04.000 My butt's been wiped.

00:31:06.000 My butt's been wiped.

00:31:09.000 Wow.

00:31:10.000 You see what I mean?

00:31:12.000 It's like George W. Bush, but much worse.

00:31:15.000 When George W. Bush would come on, I wasn't really a conservative back then, but I'd still be going, oh, God, here we go.

00:31:20.000 Here we go.

00:31:20.000 Fool me once.

00:31:22.000 Won't get fooled.

00:31:23.000 Fool me twice.

00:31:24.000 Won't get fooled again.

00:31:29.000 Anyway, the war on kids.

00:31:30.000 So, Loudoun County School.

00:31:32.000 Now, I sent you this separately, so we know the story, right?

00:31:35.000 This guy's daughter is raped in the butt and in the face by some rapist dude, 14-year-old, 15-year-old, who just stuck a dress on.

00:31:45.000 Now I'm a chick and I can go raping.

00:31:48.000 The father was arrested recently, but as we were saying on the show, hold off a second, Ryan.

00:31:53.000 As we were saying on the show, we don't advocate vigilanteism here, but why are you still around?

00:32:03.000 Someone rapes your daughter, like you destroy his entire home and eat him.

00:32:09.000 You eat his face off until he looks like that weird guy from Sounds of the Lambs who ate his own face and he's in a wheelchair.

00:32:16.000 Remember him with his stitching?

00:32:17.000 That's what the guy should look like if he rapes your daughter.

00:32:20.000 You shouldn't be filing a formal complaint.

00:32:24.000 Hello.

00:32:24.000 I hereby disagree with my, I think she's 13, my 13-year-old daughter getting raped In the butt.

00:32:31.000 That's what your rapist should look like.

00:32:34.000 And that's after 17 surgeries where they use part of his thigh to make his mustache come back.

00:32:40.000 Make rapists this again.

00:32:45.000 So when you see him, you're like, yeah, you go for it.

00:32:48.000 That's fucked up.

00:32:49.000 You're getting arrested, dude.

00:32:50.000 I'm on your side.

00:32:50.000 And then you go, wait a minute, this happened months ago?

00:32:54.000 What is going on?

00:32:56.000 Like, I would have strangled every single administrator in that entire county.

00:33:03.000 But he's just filing complaints.

00:33:05.000 So anyway, someone points, I'll also notice this.

00:33:08.000 Father of the girl who was raped by Tranny was on Instagram last, Sarah Ingram last night.

00:33:13.000 Laura Ingram, sorry.

00:33:14.000 The very first thing he did was declare that he supports LGTBQ and cross-genders.

00:33:19.000 Yeah, let's get that out.

00:33:22.000 We'll deal with my daughter's rape in a minute.

00:33:24.000 First, I want to make it clear, you know, that I'm open-minded.

00:33:27.000 Went on to say he supports police in spite of them dragging him out of the meeting, bloodied for trying to get to the bottom of his daughter's rape.

00:33:34.000 Same vibe as the parents who will go on television and state that they love diversity after their child is murdered by a third world immigrant.

00:33:39.000 There is no snapping out of it for these people.

00:33:42.000 They've decided in their minds, consciously or not, that continuing to make concessions is the way forward and they will carry those convictions to the grave.

00:33:50.000 Yeah, like my friend Nicole Dufrine.

00:33:53.000 Remember her?

00:33:55.000 Shot through the chest by Rudy Fleming, black kid who stole his Puerto Rican uncle's handgun.

00:34:02.000 Points that at her.

00:34:03.000 She goes, what are you going to do, bitch?

00:34:04.000 Shoot me?

00:34:06.000 Because I'm a sassy brat.

00:34:08.000 I don't take no guff from no black kids.

00:34:10.000 So he went, okay.

00:34:13.000 And then the boyfriend had an African rope burning ceremony to show that he's not racist and we all need to come together.

00:34:24.000 No, we don't.

00:34:25.000 Okay, I am really liking those sound effects.

00:34:29.000 That is a permanent thing.

00:34:31.000 The more serious the subject, the better, too.

00:34:34.000 Okay, that sucks.

00:34:35.000 But I'll try to go against my instinct of respecting things with gravity and play things like this.

00:34:50.000 And then I was, while looking into this story, I discovered that it's happened before.

00:34:56.000 Where a five-year-old was raped by a tranny in the bathroom.

00:35:00.000 Remember when they were pushing this bathroom shit and they said nothing has ever happened.

00:35:03.000 It's going to be fine.

00:35:04.000 You're paranoid for thinking anything could possibly go wrong.

00:35:08.000 Five-year-old girl was sexually assaulted at school in the girl's bathroom by a boy who identifies as gender fluid.

00:35:14.000 Spark an investigation by the U.S. Department of Education's Office for Civil Rights.

00:35:21.000 That just makes me laugh.

00:35:23.000 Your civil rights have been violent.

00:35:25.000 How about just calling the cops?

00:35:27.000 According to a legal complaint by Roger G. Brooks of the Alliance Defending Freedom and Vernadette R. Broils of Georgia Adoption Family Law Practice, the boy, who was also five years old, reportedly assaulted the girl as she was leaving a bathroom stall in Oakhorst Elementary School November 2017.

00:35:46.000 So this is becoming a thing, and it has been for a long time.

00:35:50.000 But they just deny it.

00:35:51.000 You know, speaking of denial, I'll jump ahead one other time to critical race theory.

00:35:58.000 Where is it now?

00:35:59.000 Yeah, 2.8.

00:36:02.000 So Chris Ruffo keeps complaining that critical race theory is in schools.

00:36:07.000 And the MO for the people putting it in schools is, it's not in schools.

00:36:12.000 You're wrong.

00:36:14.000 Like, this is there.

00:36:15.000 They can't do facts.

00:36:16.000 They can't do debating.

00:36:18.000 So now it's just lying.

00:36:19.000 That thing that you don't like, that you're accusing me of, it never happened.

00:36:25.000 Is critical race theory currently being taught in schools?

00:36:28.000 Yes.

00:36:29.000 And that's a good thing.

00:36:30.000 We must support our teachers' freedom to teach the truth about our accurate history.

00:36:39.000 I love how the whole point of critical race theory is to show you that you're racist and white people suck.

00:36:45.000 That's been well established for a long ass time.

00:36:48.000 I would say since 1995, there was definitely a PC lull from 2000 to 2005.

00:36:55.000 But outside of that little dip, from 95 till now, K through 12 has been screaming at our children that white people suck and they're evil.

00:37:05.000 Like I had a whole teacher's thing here we could jump to where this white woman...

00:37:13.000 Oh, yeah, here we go.

00:37:16.000 It's the next on the list, 2-5.

00:37:20.000 I love the children, the ancestors of the conquistadors who murdered the Aztecs along Central America and South America.

00:37:30.000 Then, with their incredible wealth, they immigrate here to America and say, white people suck.

00:37:36.000 You're white.

00:37:38.000 Everything you say about white people and their history applies to you.

00:37:43.000 What is your second language?

00:37:45.000 It's Spanish.

00:37:47.000 That's a European language.

00:37:49.000 Ever heard of Spain?

00:37:51.000 That's you, lady.

00:37:52.000 You're as white as me.

00:37:54.000 Anyway, go down.

00:37:55.000 Let's see what she's saying about whiteness.

00:37:59.000 You too can achieve the American dream if only you work hard enough to conform to society's norms.

00:38:08.000 And by society, I mean white supremacy.

00:38:13.000 Stop.

00:38:14.000 What supremacy?

00:38:17.000 Now she's making fun of British people?

00:38:20.000 Like, are the American rich all from England?

00:38:25.000 And I can tell you about a thousand radicals, weirdos, non-conformists who made it rich in America.

00:38:34.000 In fact, I wouldn't be surprised if you ran the numbers and you found out that the majority of America's 100 millionaires, billionaires were all non-conformists.

00:38:45.000 Look at Walton, the guy behind Walmart.

00:38:47.000 He went door to door selling TV dinners and Bibles.

00:38:53.000 And then he started having a warehouse.

00:38:55.000 And the next thing you know, he's invented Walmart.

00:38:59.000 Look at Steve Jobs, that weirdo.

00:39:02.000 Look at Ben and Jerry's.

00:39:04.000 Their whole brand is that they're cookie.

00:39:06.000 It's kookie ice cream.

00:39:08.000 Think outside the box.

00:39:14.000 One out of three U.S. millionaires are foreign-born or first-generation American.

00:39:17.000 80% of these are self-made millionaires.

00:39:20.000 So she is on my welfare.

00:39:23.000 If you're a teacher, you're an administrator, then I'm paying your bills.

00:39:26.000 So you're on welfare and you're complaining that you can't make money in America.

00:39:31.000 To all of these anti-entrepreneur cunts, please open a lemonade stand and get back to me.

00:39:37.000 Please have one employee doing a paper route.

00:39:41.000 Be the sort of arbiter of a county's local newspaper delivery.

00:39:46.000 Have four paper boys under your belt and then get back to me.

00:39:50.000 You fucking bitch.

00:39:52.000 Anyway, let's hear more of her.

00:39:54.000 If you assimilate enough, and if you reject, reject all of your non-American culture, history, background, generational trauma, and just get over it so that you are.

00:40:11.000 She has generational trauma from what?

00:40:13.000 The Americans.

00:40:13.000 Killing Aztecs?

00:40:15.000 Which is white supremacy.

00:40:18.000 Isn't it lovely over here where you dehumanize yourself to the point where you are no longer recognizable?

00:40:24.000 Not only you're not recognizable, but you have no culture of your own because it's lost to the American dream.

00:40:33.000 You want to get back to the culture of murdering Aboriginals in the jungles of Nicaragua?

00:40:38.000 Is that what you want to get back to?

00:40:40.000 If she worked at Dunkin' Donuts, she'd have to wear their uniform.

00:40:43.000 She'd have to speak differently.

00:40:44.000 Like, hey, how are you?

00:40:45.000 She'd have to change the way you're going to be.

00:40:47.000 You can have your culture.

00:40:49.000 Bring everything back to Scottish people.

00:40:51.000 Like, even I was talking last night about 10 things I hate about the Jews.

00:40:55.000 And even in their distorted view of what that video was, say it was totally literal and there was no misdirected.

00:41:01.000 It wasn't satirical.

00:41:02.000 If you did 10 things I hate about white people or 10 things I hate about the Scots, people would laugh their heads off.

00:41:09.000 The last thing it would even occur to them would be to be offended.

00:41:15.000 But if you're a protected class, you can't make those jokes.

00:41:20.000 So go to the next one where in schools with school books.

00:41:25.000 One is for you.

00:41:25.000 No, no, that's not it.

00:41:26.000 2-6.

00:41:30.000 I hope I sent you the right fucking thing.

00:41:33.000 I hope it's you that's the retard.

00:41:35.000 Yep, you're the retard.

00:41:37.000 That has been...

00:41:38.000 So this speaks for itself.

00:41:41.000 This is called Not My Idea Idea.

00:41:45.000 This is a book that has been read to children in elementary schools from Philadelphia to Texas.

00:41:51.000 And one of the really critical ideas here is this one, that whiteness is a bad idea.

00:42:01.000 And the picture then is of the devil.

00:42:05.000 And what has happened then is that white people have signed a contract with the devil that ends up with stolen land, stolen riches, and special favors.

00:42:16.000 So this is promoting that critical race theory idea of race as the fundamental problem in American society.

00:42:26.000 Wow.

00:42:28.000 A giant list of benefits with money.

00:42:31.000 That's why we did it for money.

00:42:35.000 That's just false.

00:42:37.000 First of all, Christopher Columbus, I don't even think we should celebrate that.

00:42:42.000 I think Europeans should celebrate it.

00:42:43.000 He didn't really help us out.

00:42:45.000 He went to the Caribbean, he got a bunch of spices, and he made Italian food really good.

00:42:51.000 And Spain enjoyed some of these spices.

00:42:54.000 He's just really a spice guy.

00:42:55.000 He's a brilliant navigator, and he helped propel European cuisine forward with the use of various spices.

00:43:03.000 Okay.

00:43:04.000 He should be, there should be, there is big parades for him in Europe.

00:43:08.000 Great.

00:43:09.000 We had the pilgrims come here.

00:43:11.000 We had two groups.

00:43:12.000 One group was a bunch of Englishmen who came down to Williamsburg, right, in like Virginia, West Virginia.

00:43:19.000 They came, even though it was Spanish land, Spain wasn't really doing anything with it.

00:43:23.000 They're losers, basically, as you saw from that idiot who was speaking in a British accent.

00:43:29.000 So they conquered America first, and they weren't doing anything with it.

00:43:34.000 So we showed up, the Brits, and said, let's just steal all of their gold and diamonds and silver and then get the fuck out before anyone notices.

00:43:42.000 We got there.

00:43:43.000 There was none.

00:43:45.000 So we talked to the Indians.

00:43:46.000 We got a bunch of tobacco.

00:43:47.000 We brought tobacco back.

00:43:49.000 That was one group.

00:43:51.000 And then we had the pilgrims higher up a few years later.

00:43:56.000 And they were trying to escape the British church because they thought the Church of England was getting too secular, and there's going to be porn and fucking cocaine soon.

00:44:06.000 I'm doing cool history, by the way.

00:44:08.000 I've turned into Colin Quinn.

00:44:10.000 So these assholes have decided they don't want to fuck around anymore.

00:44:15.000 And so they started their own colony and both those groups eventually Britonized the East Coast.

00:44:24.000 Where's the like deal with the devil for money?

00:44:29.000 It's this Indiana Jones view of the world where we go to all these beautiful ancient ruins and like steal some gold from a mummy's hand and then a big rock chases us away.

00:44:40.000 That's not what happened.

00:44:48.000 Oh, this was a funny one.

00:44:49.000 2-9.

00:44:50.000 This teacher.

00:44:52.000 Oh, no.

00:44:52.000 Sorry.

00:44:52.000 What's this?

00:44:53.000 Oh, yeah.

00:44:53.000 This was just, sorry.

00:44:54.000 This is on the subject of the Spanish teacher we just saw, Spanish comma teacher.

00:44:59.000 She doesn't necessarily teach Spanish.

00:45:02.000 But this is the sort of America she lives in.

00:45:06.000 This is where she got that idea.

00:45:11.000 This is, by the way, considered Nazi shit.

00:45:14.000 To acknowledge that white people are being crapped on means you're a white nationalist.

00:45:19.000 So you, that's like saying if you're against being assaulted, then you're a megalomaniac.

00:45:26.000 Literally.

00:45:27.000 White people are being attacked in the streets And in the media.

00:45:32.000 So we have to stop demonizing people and realize the biggest terror threat in this country is white men, most of them radicalized, up to the right.

00:45:43.000 White teenager with home tied up in V. So the thing I see, there's a camera in the way of the monitor, and there's black tape on one of the cords.

00:45:52.000 While Don Laman was talking, the black tape was right under his nose.

00:45:57.000 Sort of like in Damien in the Omen, where the guy's developing pictures and he sees like a spear through the priest's body.

00:46:06.000 And then the next thing you know, a lightning rod falls and goes through his body.

00:46:09.000 God was just telling me that Don Laman is Hitler.

00:46:13.000 I just got a message from the Lord.

00:46:16.000 I know, dude.

00:46:18.000 I'm not stupid.

00:46:19.000 I've been doing this longer than you.

00:46:21.000 I'm kidding.

00:46:22.000 I kid.

00:46:23.000 I kid.

00:46:23.000 Sound effect.

00:46:26.000 Filthy language.

00:46:29.000 There's a really good view of what I see.

00:46:35.000 So yeah, go back to that anti-white thing.

00:46:38.000 To the right.

00:46:38.000 The white teenager was specialized.

00:46:40.000 Stop again, sorry.

00:46:41.000 Isn't it amazing that in the same sentence, he said, we need to stop demonizing one group of people.

00:46:48.000 And then the same sentence, he goes on to demonize white males.

00:46:53.000 Well, I don't know.

00:46:53.000 I mean, time will tell.

00:46:55.000 Been beaten as a group of young African Americans shouting anti-white slurs and calling out Donald Trump.

00:47:01.000 It shows an 18-year-old victim who was tied and gagged.

00:47:07.000 The suspects put a knife to his throat at different points in his country.

00:47:11.000 They make him drink from the toilet.

00:47:14.000 Jesus, I forgot that part.

00:47:16.000 Yeah, mentally handicapped kid.

00:47:19.000 They shows against white people and against the president-elect.

00:47:32.000 No, but January 6th, though.

00:47:37.000 All right.

00:47:40.000 That was a little bit of a tangent, but check out this teacher from the South Bronx that says that disciplining kids is what, white supremacy or nationalism or some shit?

00:47:54.000 Go ahead.

00:47:56.000 2-7?

00:47:57.000 2-9?

00:47:57.000 2-9.

00:47:59.000 Yeah, we did 2-7.

00:48:07.000 Hey, so if you're getting a lot of disrespect in your classroom and you're worried about back talking, this one is for you.

00:48:13.000 So truthfully, back talking is just this made-up concept because this is what happens when someone who we think is inferior to us treats us like an equal or questions oppression or sometimes even just shares an opinion of theirs.

00:48:25.000 So when we tell our students not to talk back, we're just enforcing this hierarchy in our classroom that places us at the top and our students at the bottom.

00:48:34.000 That is precisely what hierarchy is all about.

00:48:38.000 That is your job.

00:48:40.000 There's a bunch of people that don't know stuff and then you are allegedly the expert and you explain it to them.

00:48:50.000 Like say you're going to mechanic school and there's a guy there who can fix a transmission with his eyes closed.

00:48:55.000 He's at the top.

00:48:57.000 That's why he's chosen for this.

00:48:59.000 Who knows the most about transmissions in this area?

00:49:01.000 That guy.

00:49:02.000 Okay, let's put you at the top and then we'll all sit below you and you tell us so we can try to get up there.

00:49:09.000 You're not equals.

00:49:12.000 And the students who are most often placed at the bottom of this hierarchy are our black and brown students, especially our black and brown girls.

00:49:18.000 So if we don't want our students to internalize the inferiority that we're projecting onto them, then we need to stop policing the way that they talk to us.

00:49:26.000 Let them talk to us like equals.

00:49:28.000 That's what we are.

00:49:29.000 No, you're not.

00:49:29.000 And why are you...

00:49:30.000 So if you're getting a lot of disparate...

00:49:31.000 Why are you having to read this script?

00:49:34.000 If you had the courage of your convictions like I do, you'd be able just to riff.

00:49:38.000 And I don't like her.

00:49:40.000 100% of these fucking videos, they're reading a script.

00:49:44.000 They don't really believe this.

00:49:46.000 This is not coming from their hearts.

00:49:48.000 It's coming from their farts.

00:49:53.000 So the few times that there is discipline, of course, it is misdirected.

00:49:59.000 3-1, there's this guy, the Native American Law Students Association.

00:50:05.000 How many Native Americans are there in Yale law?

00:50:09.000 No.

00:50:10.000 I'm guessing one.

00:50:12.000 You know, my kids can go to school for free.

00:50:15.000 Wow.

00:50:16.000 I think there's like 17 schools that will take any Native Americans, no tuition.

00:50:24.000 So anyway, this guy sends out a light-hearted email, and probably because he's not truly white or not perceived as white by a lot of idiots, he speaks more freely than us pussy-whipped white people.

00:50:40.000 But he sends out a thing going, sup, NASA.

00:50:43.000 Hope you're still feeling social.

00:50:45.000 Like you're announcing a party.

00:50:47.000 You want it to sound fun and silly, so you use get-o-vernacular.

00:50:52.000 We'll be christening our very own soon-to-be world-renowned NASA Trap House by throwing a Constitution Day bash in collaboration with FedSuck.

00:51:00.000 Planned attractions include Popeye's chicken, basic rich American theme snacks, you know, like apple pie and shit, a cocktail station, assorted hard and soft beverages, and more importantly, the opportunity to attend NASA's Trap House inaugural maxir.

00:51:14.000 Hope to see you all there, guys.

00:51:17.000 By the way, sir, you nailed it.

00:51:19.000 That's the perfect tone.

00:51:21.000 I feel like going to that.

00:51:22.000 Don't you?

00:51:23.000 You win.

00:51:24.000 Basic bitch American theme snacks.

00:51:26.000 I'm there.

00:51:30.000 So there's some other loser college down the street that discovers this and they start attacking Yale and the guy's fucked.

00:51:40.000 So Yale law students are being bullied by some random fucking school down the street.

00:51:50.000 One cunt who doesn't even go to that school can ruin this guy's life.

00:51:55.000 Wait, go back to the bottom and see what the update is.

00:52:00.000 Blow that up.

00:52:04.000 Blow that up, motherfucker.

00:52:06.000 I can't read it.

00:52:07.000 After the publication of this piece, Yale Law School released a statement saying that no student is investigated or sanctioned for protected speech at the law school.

00:52:20.000 At no time was any disciplinary action, blah, blah, blah, on this matter.

00:52:23.000 The statement read, while any person may report concern about a lawyer's character and fitness to the bar, the law school has a long-standing policy of reporting only formal disciplinary action to the Bar Association.

00:52:36.000 Why would the Bar Association give a shit?

00:52:38.000 He's not a lawyer.

00:52:41.000 Now you're kicked out of the bar before you even get into the bar?

00:52:46.000 So that's good news, actually, at the bottom there.

00:52:49.000 And you know, the moral of that story is draw attention.

00:52:52.000 Yale would have loved to quietly throw this Indian under the bus, but we all freaked out.

00:52:57.000 I saw Ann Coulter was tweeting it, and it drew attention to it.

00:53:00.000 And they're like, no, we never do stuff like that.

00:53:03.000 You see, they're just petrified of any kind of confrontation.

00:53:07.000 That's why they kowtow to these cunts.

00:53:10.000 Because that's confrontation.

00:53:12.000 So what do we do?

00:53:13.000 Defend ourselves?

00:53:14.000 No, that doesn't work.

00:53:17.000 We just saw a guy whose daughter was raped, and his first priority was that you don't think he's mad at the rapist.

00:53:23.000 I'm not a transphobe.

00:53:25.000 I'm a transphobe.

00:53:27.000 I'm scared of those people around my kids.

00:53:30.000 It's a phobia I have.

00:53:31.000 And it's not prejudice, as Jim Goad would say.

00:53:34.000 It's post-judice.

00:53:39.000 But yeah.

00:53:43.000 We can't, so sorry, I lost my train of thought there, but I'm back on the tracks.

00:53:48.000 We can't wait for there to be some wake-up call or defend ourselves and put our hands out.

00:53:53.000 That doesn't work.

00:53:56.000 We have to fight fire with fire.

00:53:58.000 So when they shine a light on some dumb email that's an invite to a party, we shine a light on them and more importantly, the school.

00:54:07.000 So it's not Yale.

00:54:08.000 Yale is going to take the path of least resistance.

00:54:11.000 We have to be there to say, no, this path is better.

00:54:14.000 And say, if you fucking dump him, you're fucked.

00:54:18.000 Like I had some restaurant call me.

00:54:19.000 Remember Sal?

00:54:21.000 He was going to get fired because they saw his Proud Boy's tattoo.

00:54:24.000 And I called the restaurant.

00:54:26.000 I spoke to the owner.

00:54:27.000 I explained the labor laws and how rough it's going to be for him if he fires Sal.

00:54:32.000 And all of a sudden, Sal's job was no longer on the line.

00:54:34.000 Because I made a bigger threat than the customer who didn't like his tattoo.

00:54:40.000 Fight threats with threats.

00:54:43.000 It's the only way.

00:54:45.000 It just worked with Yale.

00:54:46.000 Okay, so teachers can't get fired.

00:54:49.000 They get away with murder.

00:54:51.000 And we need to empower our parents to get involved in school and take care of this.

00:54:59.000 I did it, Gav.

00:55:00.000 I listened to what you said.

00:55:01.000 Oh, thank God.

00:55:01.000 What is it?

00:55:02.000 One of these stupid whiteness is a bad idea, professors.

00:55:05.000 No, no, it's a school principal.

00:55:07.000 Oh, my God.

00:55:08.000 What were they up to?

00:55:09.000 You're going to love this, man.

00:55:10.000 They like Iron Maiden.

00:55:13.000 What?

00:55:14.000 I got rid of a principal who enjoys the British metal band Iron Maiden.

00:55:20.000 And she went like this once, and that's satanic.

00:55:24.000 What?

00:55:25.000 No.

00:55:26.000 Parents of a Canadian school want to kick out the Iron Maiden fan principal.

00:55:31.000 Because in that photograph, she's going, yaw, metal, dude.

00:55:40.000 I think she should be kicked out of school because Iron Maidens suck.

00:55:45.000 It's Judas Priests or nothing.

00:55:49.000 You know what's weird about this article, though?

00:55:50.000 This fucking amateur, when you see a writer at a news source you've never heard of before, that's because he's stupid.

00:55:58.000 That's the long and short of it.

00:56:01.000 But zoom up.

00:56:03.000 Sharon Burns is her name, right?

00:56:05.000 Got it?

00:56:06.000 Sharon Burns.

00:56:07.000 There she is.

00:56:08.000 Clearly a woman.

00:56:09.000 And in the article, he just goes, The battle of the parents started following two posts published by Burns on the principal's official social media, later removed, where the principal shows everything.

00:56:21.000 His love for maiden.

00:56:24.000 What?

00:56:25.000 What?

00:56:25.000 Sharon Burns is five lines up.

00:56:31.000 Like, you're just terrible at your job, dude.

00:56:35.000 In the first photo, the principal makes the gesture of horn next to a banner and a plague, a plaque dedicated to the group.

00:56:43.000 I can barely read this, right?

00:56:44.000 It's so small.

00:56:46.000 In the other offending one, we see the mascot, Eddie, next to the writing Eddie666 inside a heart.

00:56:55.000 So they're getting her fired because she's satanic.

00:56:59.000 Imagine being so I don't even like the word stupid, such a pussy scaredy cat, Christian, that you see Eddie and you're scared.

00:57:09.000 I don't think anybody.

00:57:11.000 Who?

00:57:12.000 I don't know anyone over the age of six who would be scared of Eddie.

00:57:16.000 It's clearly not meant to be taken seriously.

00:57:19.000 It's a zombie monster.

00:57:22.000 Calm the fuck down.

00:57:24.000 So anyway, the only time we see someone disciplining someone in academia, they get a Satanist.

00:57:35.000 It's rock and roll.

00:57:36.000 It's the war on rock and roll.

00:57:38.000 Yeah, man.

00:57:39.000 It's the war on fucking rock, dude.

00:57:41.000 Nobody can do that.

00:57:45.000 I got a bunch of racism.

00:57:48.000 I got a bunch of MyPet Biden.

00:57:50.000 Let's do a quick MyPet Biden.

00:57:53.000 It's been about an hour so far, right?

00:57:55.000 Yeah, we can.

00:57:56.000 You know what?

00:57:57.000 I want to do an hour and a half.

00:57:59.000 I think it's been about an hour.

00:58:01.000 Yeah, well, there's some letters.

00:58:04.000 Let's do a full MyPet Biden.

00:58:06.000 I fully understand.

00:58:08.000 Biden.

00:58:13.000 Biden.

00:58:15.000 President.

00:58:17.000 Sleepy.

00:58:22.000 Biden.

00:58:22.000 Wait, what?

00:58:23.000 That doesn't rhyme.

00:58:30.000 So a year ago, yesterday, we discovered Hunter Biden's laptop.

00:58:36.000 The fact that the media ignored this story is one for the books.

00:58:40.000 I mean, Hunter Biden went on Jimmy Kimmel and said, I loved crack so much, I used to smoke the remnants of Parmesan cheese that I discovered in the carpet.

00:58:51.000 Donald Trump Jr. saying that on any talk show is literally unfathomable.

00:58:57.000 It doesn't fit in my head.

00:58:59.000 My dad, as a successful lingerie model, fits in my head before the idea of them forgiving Donald Trump Jr. the way they've forgiven Hunter Biden.

00:59:11.000 But let's just click on it.

00:59:12.000 Remember the New York Post brought up this story and they were banned?

00:59:17.000 The post revealed that Hunter Biden's abandoned laptop carried proof he sold influence while his father served as vice president.

00:59:24.000 And his dad, now president, knew it.

00:59:29.000 Oh, that's a weird...

00:59:30.000 That's a painting or a drawing, I guess he did of himself.

00:59:34.000 And he has like the finger lakes tattooed on his back.

00:59:37.000 What?

00:59:38.000 Nasty guy who can't get along with anybody.

00:59:41.000 What a, look at, wait, go back.

00:59:43.000 Look at that dude's face.

00:59:44.000 I think he's the vice president of the New York Young Republicans.

00:59:47.000 That's a perfect reaction to have.

00:59:49.000 What the fuck?

00:59:50.000 What the?

00:59:51.000 The finger lakes?

00:59:53.000 And it looks like claw marks?

00:59:55.000 What?

01:00:00.000 So go to 4-1.

01:00:02.000 I mean, the evidence is there.

01:00:04.000 So even in this corrupt clown world, isn't it going to eventually catch up with him?

01:00:09.000 Joe Biden could become embroiled in the FBI's probe into Hunter's finances experts say.

01:00:13.000 Emails reveal they shared bank accounts, paid each other's bills, and the president may have even funded his son's 2018 drug and prostitution binge.

01:00:23.000 Then there's something wrong with you.

01:00:24.000 You're certainly not.

01:00:25.000 Remember, Hunter Biden said, yeah, you try doing all the things for the big man, or he had some code for his dad, for the big man, and having to give him half of your paycheck and keep everyone else kept and cared for.

01:00:41.000 So anyway, he's got a new gallery, Hunter Biden, and he was selling there his half a million dollar paintings.

01:00:48.000 There was all kinds of curious Chinese officials there buying up his garbage art, which first show ever, and he's selling banksy prices.

01:00:57.000 Okay.

01:00:59.000 And our boy, Staten Island's own Scott Lobedo, got a permit, and he went to that gallery and revealed his painting of Hunter Biden.

01:01:10.000 They immediately called the police.

01:01:12.000 There he is.

01:01:14.000 Freaked out.

01:01:16.000 I mean, outside of the corruption and everything, just as a dude, the guy looks like he had some serious fucking parties going down.

01:01:25.000 Like when he first got caught when Obama was president, I tweeted out, I don't want to live in America where the vice president's son doesn't do cocaine.

01:01:34.000 So as a dude, I'm like, wow, man, you fucking, you've been living the life since your brother died of a brain tumor.

01:01:42.000 But as a taxpaying citizen, I'm not thrilled with this behavior.

01:01:47.000 So let's check out Scott's painting.

01:01:50.000 It's very nice.

01:01:53.000 Where are you here?

01:01:55.000 Oh, yeah, 4-0.

01:01:57.000 1, 1,002, 1,003, 1,004, 1,005, 1,006, 1,007, 1,008, 1,009, 1,010, 1,011, 1,012, 1,000.

01:02:07.000 Dude, that's not acceptable.

01:02:08.000 I had to reload it.

01:02:09.000 Sometimes you get a bad click.

01:02:10.000 That's 1980s internet before there was the internet.

01:02:16.000 I left the art world about 30 years ago because I saw the hypocrisy and the bullshit and the elitism that they only cater to a certain amount, a certain degree of creative people.

01:02:31.000 And those are people that only succumb to the isms of that extreme radical left-wing agenda.

01:02:38.000 I happen to be a conservative from Staten Island.

01:02:42.000 Maybe I don't pronounce my R's properly, so I don't fit them all.

01:02:46.000 And I knew I was never going to fit them all.

01:02:49.000 And it's disgusting.

01:02:50.000 That's Biden's gallery.

01:02:51.000 That's a great example of what is wrong with the art world.

01:02:56.000 And Jean Belgier has been investigated for corruption before.

01:03:00.000 That don't get the opportunity that a scam artist like Hunter Biden is getting in a prominent gallery.

01:03:08.000 And that's disgusting.

01:03:09.000 And more artists should be pissed off about this than anything else.

01:03:12.000 You know what I love about this is that he got the permits.

01:03:16.000 Well, he's conforming, Gavin.

01:03:19.000 No, he's making sure that when the cops show up, he's not shooed along.

01:03:23.000 It's very easy to...

01:03:24.000 His permit probably costs $25.

01:03:29.000 So without further ado, I give you my latest painting.

01:03:34.000 Portrait of a scam artist.

01:03:37.000 A portrait of Hunter Biden.

01:03:40.000 He pronounced the word scam stern.

01:03:42.000 Portrait of a scam artist.

01:03:46.000 Some point there.

01:03:48.000 This is the guy behind Max Public House protests.

01:04:01.000 Isn't that beautiful?

01:04:07.000 I think it's the non-fungible token.

01:04:11.000 If you go to my team right now, scottlobedo.com.

01:04:18.000 The original painting right here is $100,000.

01:04:22.000 And I also have my first NFTs available.

01:04:26.000 Go to my website, scottlobedo.com.

01:04:29.000 A portion, a very generous portion of my sales are going to go to a local youth drug addiction program.

01:04:38.000 Because I know Hunter Biden's making a ton of money and he's got a silver spoon and he's already loaded.

01:04:42.000 I don't hear him donate to anything like that.

01:04:45.000 And that's what separates us.

01:04:47.000 ScottLobedo.com.

01:04:49.000 Thank you.

01:04:50.000 Thank you, Scott.

01:04:54.000 And then we got to do just a brief COVID because it'll be ancient Chinese secrets by the time I see you again on Monday.

01:05:02.000 So do the COVID thing.

01:05:09.000 Oh, he did a fast one there.

01:05:11.000 So we've all seen the Gupta on Rogan thing.

01:05:16.000 I don't know.

01:05:17.000 Playing Devil's Advocate might be becoming a curse with me because I hated Dave Chappelle's special.

01:05:22.000 It was the black nanette.

01:05:23.000 And now I see this going around, or I see the dad with the rape daughter, and I'm like, why didn't you beat up the guy earlier?

01:05:29.000 Why are you filing complaints?

01:05:31.000 And then I saw this Joe Rogan thing with Gupta.

01:05:36.000 Horsterwormer's not a flattering thing, I get it.

01:05:38.000 It's a lie.

01:05:39.000 It's a lie on a news network, and it's a lie that's a willing...

01:05:44.000 That's a lie that they're conscious of.

01:05:47.000 It's not a mistake.

01:05:48.000 They're unfavorably framing it as veterinary medicine.

01:05:52.000 Well, the FDA put this thing out.

01:05:54.000 You saw that.

01:05:55.000 Did you see that thing that the FDA put out?

01:05:57.000 What did the FDA put out?

01:05:59.000 It was a tweet, and it was snarky.

01:06:00.000 I admit it.

01:06:01.000 They said, you are not a horse, you are not a cow, stop taking this stuff or something like that.

01:06:05.000 Why would you say that when you're talking about a drug that's been given out to billions and billions of people, a drug that was responsible for one of the inventors of it making the Nobel Prize in 2015?

01:06:16.000 A drug that has been shown to stop viral replication in vitro.

01:06:21.000 You know that, right?

01:06:22.000 Why would they lie and say that's horse dewamer?

01:06:25.000 I can afford it.

01:06:26.000 It's people medicine, motherfucker.

01:06:28.000 Like, I hate that he didn't give him a chance to talk.

01:06:32.000 And here's another little devil's advocate thing.

01:06:34.000 Gupta should have said, okay, so now we're answering for our employers.

01:06:38.000 What about you?

01:06:39.000 Where's Gavin McInnes' episode?

01:06:43.000 Where's Milo's episode?

01:06:45.000 Where's Alex Jones' episode?

01:06:49.000 You guaranteed that you were in control of your show when you moved over to Spotify, and then you quickly subdued and destroyed the shows that they found too controversial.

01:07:01.000 This is ridiculous.

01:07:03.000 It's just a lie.

01:07:04.000 But don't you think that a lie like that is dangerous on a news network when you know that they know they're lying?

01:07:10.000 You know that they know that I took medicine.

01:07:12.000 Like, here it is.

01:07:14.000 This is ivermectin.

01:07:16.000 You got to see it.

01:07:16.000 This is right here.

01:07:17.000 Somebody gave it to me.

01:07:18.000 All right.

01:07:19.000 Hang on.

01:07:20.000 The thing is, we're going so fast.

01:07:22.000 Like, I feel like I'm missing.

01:07:23.000 I'm missing that's a problem that your news network lies.

01:07:29.000 Well, I don't.

01:07:30.000 Dude.

01:07:30.000 What did they say?

01:07:31.000 They lied.

01:07:32.000 What did they say?

01:07:32.000 I was taking horse dewormer.

01:07:34.000 First of all, it was prescribed to me by a doctor along with the media.

01:07:38.000 They shouldn't have said it was a bunch of other medications.

01:07:41.000 If you got a human pill, because there were people that were taking the veterinary medication, and you're not, obviously.

01:07:48.000 You got it from a doctor, so it shouldn't be called that.

01:07:50.000 Wait, I'm not sure.

01:07:51.000 Why are we accepting that there was people who were doing the vet version?

01:07:55.000 That was the allegation.

01:07:57.000 I've seen no evidence of people taking a horse version of a drug where there's plenty of human shit available.

01:08:06.000 For parasitic disease, and as you say, it's probably, you know, I think what a quarterback.

01:08:11.000 I think he's talking your way out of it.

01:08:13.000 I get that.

01:08:13.000 Way more.

01:08:14.000 Way more.

01:08:15.000 Billions of people have taken it.

01:08:17.000 Can I just come back to the one?

01:08:18.000 I want to talk about it.

01:08:19.000 No, no, no.

01:08:19.000 Two things I want to talk about.

01:08:21.000 Before we get to that, does it bother you that the news network you work for out and out lied?

01:08:27.000 Was outright lied about me taking horse dewormer?

01:08:32.000 They shouldn't have said that.

01:08:33.000 Why did they do that?

01:08:33.000 I don't know.

01:08:34.000 You didn't.

01:08:35.000 Dirty rotten traitor.

01:08:36.000 Okay.

01:08:38.000 So now 4-4, they have, CNN is a PR firm, so they have to do damage control.

01:08:44.000 So Don Lamon, who God just told me is Hitler, by the way, says, we never really said that.

01:08:51.000 It never really happened.

01:08:52.000 They don't teach CRT in schools.

01:08:54.000 This didn't happen.

01:08:55.000 Don't believe your lying eyes.

01:08:57.000 So very important.

01:08:58.000 I know it was in large part a tongue-in-cheek interview, you know, because it's Joe Rogan and there's lots of you're jockeying back and forth.

01:09:04.000 But he did say something about ivermectin that I think wasn't actually correct, about CNN and lying, okay?

01:09:12.000 Ivermectin is a drug that is commonly used as a horse dewormer.

01:09:18.000 So it is not a lie to say that the drug is used as a horse dewormer.

01:09:23.000 You didn't say that.

01:09:24.000 That's important.

01:09:24.000 And it is not approved for COVID.

01:09:29.000 Correct?

01:09:30.000 That's right.

01:09:31.000 That's correct.

01:09:32.000 It is not approved for COVID.

01:09:34.000 And you're right.

01:09:35.000 I mean, the FDA even put out a statement saying basically they never said Joe Rogan is taking a drug that is also used as a horse dewormer.

01:09:47.000 They said he's taking horse dewormer.

01:09:50.000 That's different, Don.

01:09:52.000 I wish they brought up the coloration.

01:09:54.000 With your slathered up cheekbones blushed.

01:09:57.000 Look, he looks like he's in a Maybelline ad.

01:10:00.000 What are you talking about, coloration?

01:10:01.000 When they discolored his face, Joe Rogan's face, to make him look sickly and ill.

01:10:05.000 Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

01:10:08.000 Reminding people it was a strange sort of message from the FDA, but that said, you're not disappointed.

01:10:12.000 I'm glad we got that out, though.

01:10:14.000 We don't have to talk about it.

01:10:15.000 Let's jump over to the mailbag.

01:10:17.000 I have to go get my computer.

01:10:18.000 Mail B. Ryan, shut up.

01:10:21.000 You don't have a dad.

01:10:24.000 Let's turn our eyes to Gavin's mailbag.

01:10:30.000 Let me touch it.

01:10:34.000 Doodle-doodle.

01:10:36.000 Everybody?

01:10:40.000 You know, it was funny the other day.

01:10:42.000 We were talking about Taneshi Coates and how his great-great-grandmother was a slave for an hour and a half and then was quickly rewarded five acres of land by her slave owner who thought she was really cool and wanted everyone to know.

01:11:04.000 And then, so Ryan and I, when we were going up to look at that car, why is my wife bothering me about an electrician who is charging $150 to do something?

01:11:20.000 I don't think I know why.

01:11:23.000 So, Taneshi, this is in the notes, Ryan, but we didn't get to it, but I got to get to it now.

01:11:29.000 3-3.

01:11:30.000 So we looked up five acres, and it's a lot.

01:11:35.000 I think a football field is an acre.

01:11:39.000 Just how big is five acres anyway?

01:11:41.000 It's five football fields.

01:11:42.000 Look at that.

01:11:44.000 Wow.

01:11:44.000 That's what his slave great-grandmother.

01:11:46.000 This guy wants reparations.

01:11:51.000 You have two rows of 10-house streets.

01:11:56.000 That's a fucking neighborhood.

01:11:59.000 His great-great-slave-grandmother was rewarded an entire neighborhood.

01:12:05.000 Like, if your kid grew up, right, and he couldn't leave those five acres, he'd have a great childhood.

01:12:11.000 Okay.

01:12:12.000 Okay.

01:12:13.000 You want a cookie?

01:12:15.000 Okay.

01:12:16.000 So if we do have reparations, Taneshi, you get zero dollars.

01:12:21.000 You may have to actually pay back some.

01:12:24.000 I think I should have five acres.

01:12:40.000 That's the best.

01:12:41.000 That's one of the best things ever.

01:12:44.000 How did we not know he's gay?

01:12:45.000 He prances around in tights with bare feet.

01:12:48.000 He wants to bring opera to the masses.

01:12:50.000 He's got a big mustache.

01:12:52.000 And his band is named Queen.

01:12:58.000 Hey, Gavin, other baby monsters don't like the G-Dog's taste in music, but I do.

01:13:05.000 Could you send me a list of some shithot bands, old stuff or new?

01:13:09.000 Up to you.

01:13:09.000 I really liked Crass.

01:13:12.000 So similar to them would be cool.

01:13:14.000 My buddy told me about UK subs.

01:13:17.000 I like them.

01:13:17.000 So anything in that ballpark.

01:13:20.000 Cheers, my boy, she says.

01:13:23.000 You know what I was loving the other day that I guarantee you everyone would hate is Bow Wow Wow, the I Want Candy Band.

01:13:31.000 But they had a lot of B-sides that bombed.

01:13:35.000 And I just fucking love.

01:13:37.000 Like, Do You Wanna Hold Me?

01:13:39.000 The drumming on that band was so bizarre.

01:13:44.000 I think they had two drummers or they had some fucking weird bongo machine.

01:13:49.000 It was almost inimitable.

01:13:52.000 In fact, when Bow Wow Wow did a reunion tour about five or six years ago, they had to get the dude from No Doubt to be the drummer because he's the only one that could do that.

01:14:27.000 Doesn't she remind you of these new kind of hipster conservative chicks?

01:14:32.000 Yeah, a little bit.

01:14:33.000 Like I could see her on Prague or U or something.

01:14:38.000 She started by owning libs on TikTok and then got big.

01:14:41.000 She got red-pilled by Candace Owens.

01:14:51.000 So unlike Ryan, I can recognize when my musical tastes are esoteric and I can take the heat if you hate that song and you hate bow wow wow.

01:15:02.000 I don't say it slaps.

01:15:04.000 Like when Ryan listens to Gloria Estefan, he should recognize that he's being a douche.

01:15:12.000 Dunce.

01:15:13.000 Always listen to her.

01:15:14.000 But you defend all of your shit.

01:15:16.000 Like at least know when your musical taste sucks.

01:15:19.000 Oh yeah, yeah.

01:15:20.000 I got that.

01:15:20.000 Like Stevie Ray Vaughn.

01:15:22.000 Can't stand the weather.

01:15:24.000 I don't love him.

01:15:25.000 I could be deaf and I would look at him and go, I bet he sucks.

01:15:28.000 I think he rules, but I also.

01:15:30.000 And I think I know why.

01:15:31.000 And I think he rules.

01:15:35.000 But if you like Krass, check out Conflict's last album, The Final Conflict.

01:15:41.000 It's got some great jams there, a lot of variety for them.

01:15:45.000 And they sort of invented the punk way of singing where you're just screaming an essay at fucking 500 people.

01:15:53.000 Oh, this one's a jam.

01:15:58.000 Dude, listening to this album on your motorcycle, you'll die.

01:16:03.000 You'll go way faster than you can handle.

01:16:07.000 Turn it up.

01:16:17.000 There's violins in this song.

01:16:19.000 Wait, this is a different version.

01:16:23.000 What?

01:16:25.000 This is from the album, The Final Conflict?

01:16:27.000 Yeah.

01:16:28.000 Because the album has violins in it.

01:16:30.000 This is the song, The Final Conflict.

01:16:32.000 All right, anyway.

01:16:34.000 What's the name of that song?

01:16:36.000 Oh, The Final Conflict.

01:16:38.000 I'm talking about the album.

01:16:45.000 All right, that's enough.

01:16:46.000 Au Revoir Audios, The Front Bottoms, Morning from the North Slope, Guys and Gays.

01:16:50.000 I was wondering if you've heard a song called Au Revoir by The Front Bottoms.

01:16:54.000 It has French, and Gavin grew up in French Canada.

01:16:57.000 I didn't really grow up there.

01:16:59.000 Like Kamala Harris, I spent my formative years in Quebec, 18 to 28.

01:17:08.000 Let's hear it.

01:17:11.000 You know what I think's really sad?

01:17:14.000 I know how really sad you are.

01:17:17.000 It's kind of got a modern baseball vibe, huh?

01:17:21.000 Just thought I would let you know before I say au revoir, au revoir.

01:17:27.000 You probably don't even know what that means.

01:17:30.000 It means goodbye.

01:17:31.000 Au revoir, au revoir.

01:17:34.000 You probably don't even know what that means.

01:18:16.000 Audio!

01:18:17.000 Audio!

01:18:19.000 Another intro.

01:18:20.000 I don't know what that is.

01:18:21.000 It does sound like an intro.

01:18:26.000 I'll bet build up to have the second layer of buildup?

01:18:29.000 There we go.

01:18:37.000 That looks like a fun song to jam.

01:18:41.000 I don't mean to listen to, but to actually play in your practice base.

01:18:44.000 That's the peak, guys.

01:18:46.000 You practicing that together in your garage is the peak.

01:18:49.000 Fuck live shows.

01:18:50.000 Fuck your career.

01:18:53.000 The fun you're having right now.

01:18:56.000 I remember being in bands that sucked, like leather ass buttfuck, and we'd finish a song and we'd be in this, not the studio, these, it was like these catacombs where they used to store stuff in Ottawa, Canada.

01:19:06.000 And we'd just go, holy shit, that rocked.

01:19:11.000 We're the next Rolling Stones.

01:19:14.000 I mean, this is, people are going to write books about this conversation we're having right now.

01:19:19.000 Holy shit.

01:19:22.000 We are the greatest band of all time.

01:19:26.000 And we were one of the worst.

01:19:30.000 Oh, we're running out of time here.

01:19:31.000 I want to wrap the G-Dog on the job site.

01:19:34.000 Make long sleeves, please.

01:19:35.000 Welders and plumbers rock the long sleeves to keep from getting burns.

01:19:39.000 Ooh.

01:19:40.000 We should mock shirts like this.

01:19:44.000 Not mock, but, you know, make a mock version of this, like a worker's shirt.

01:19:48.000 Yeah, let's do that.

01:19:49.000 That's fucking cool.

01:19:50.000 Get off my lawn, lawn care.

01:19:52.000 And have a number on it.

01:19:53.000 Yeah.

01:19:53.000 We'll just call it Get Off My Lawn Care.

01:19:55.000 That's cool.

01:19:58.000 All right.

01:19:59.000 Hey, G-Dog and Almost Grown.

01:20:00.000 Not familiar with the artist yet.

01:20:02.000 Just found this song, and it really gave me Amy Taylor vibes.

01:20:05.000 Who the fuck's that?

01:20:06.000 More trailer parky, but I thought that would be right up your alley.

01:20:10.000 Advice portion.

01:20:10.000 Ryan, you're, spelled wrong, becoming a father.

01:20:14.000 Lots of advice coming your way.

01:20:16.000 It's all fucked and you don't remember or use 174th of it.

01:20:23.000 This guy's grammar is bothering you.

01:20:25.000 Can you flag that?

01:20:26.000 Just remember, you're an idiot.

01:20:29.000 Fight your instinct and you'll be fine.

01:20:31.000 That's what I did, and my son is already a better reader than I am.

01:20:35.000 That's clear.

01:20:36.000 And cooler than most kids his age.

01:20:38.000 I see.

01:20:39.000 Let's go, Brandon.

01:20:40.000 Like you more than a friend.

01:20:41.000 Okay, got it.

01:20:42.000 And then we've got a song here we're supposed to check out.

01:20:44.000 Who's Amy Taylor?

01:20:47.000 Am I dumb?

01:20:48.000 Let's see.

01:20:54.000 These long intros.

01:20:56.000 Oh, it's the Amel and the Sniffers, guys.

01:21:09.000 Just jump in the middle.

01:21:21.000 I'd say it's more Lana del Rey-ish.

01:21:24.000 It's boring.

01:21:27.000 Hey, Gavin, you got to watch Black or White with Kevin Costner.

01:21:30.000 It's a movie about race relations that isn't woke as fuck.

01:21:33.000 Very underrated.

01:21:35.000 Yeah, if you make a movie that's not woke as fuck about race, it's not going anywhere.

01:21:40.000 Look at what they're doing to the new Ghostbusters.

01:21:43.000 Just because it didn't glorify the shittier Ghostbusters that just came out.

01:21:50.000 What a weird take.

01:21:52.000 Why didn't you include the shitty one that bombed?

01:21:58.000 Good afternoon, guys.

01:21:59.000 I found Maddie's twin.

01:22:00.000 Oh, what's this?

01:22:02.000 There's a nightmare around me.

01:22:04.000 Matter.

01:22:05.000 You gotta be mad at me like you mean it.

01:22:07.000 Eloise, brush those teeth.

01:22:08.000 Don't make me come in here and have to say it twice.

01:22:11.000 Nice.

01:22:14.000 This is Eloise.

01:22:15.000 She's my granddaughter.

01:22:16.000 What are you doing?

01:22:17.000 I'm gonna make pancakes.

01:22:18.000 Set the table, please.

01:22:19.000 My wife and I raised her after my daughter died.

01:22:22.000 Why didn't her dad raise her?

01:22:24.000 Now her grandmother's gone, too.

01:22:26.000 The love of my life.

01:22:28.000 Do you really plan on raising this girl all by yourself?

01:22:32.000 This is every day?

01:22:34.000 Yeah.

01:22:35.000 Do you need to call her another grandmother?

01:22:37.000 Oh, wee wee.

01:22:38.000 Oh, this person I need to meet right now.

01:22:40.000 It's Grandma Weewee.

01:22:41.000 I toot her hair's brutal.

01:22:44.000 You gotta plan for Louise in light of all this.

01:22:46.000 You can tie that like a tennis shield.

01:22:48.000 She's got a whole lot of family down with me.

01:22:50.000 Oh, you can always come for a swim.

01:22:53.000 She shits in his pie.

01:22:54.000 Hey, guys!

01:22:56.000 Oh, great.

01:22:58.000 I'm figuring we need to start talking about the family.

01:22:59.000 Wait, I can swim?

01:23:01.000 No, that's a drowning scene.

01:23:08.000 Okay, thank you.

01:23:09.000 Run on home, fill your bathtub with whiskey and just soak in it.

01:23:12.000 Have yourself an old drunk man's bubble bath.

01:23:15.000 Got it.

01:23:16.000 Good.

01:23:17.000 He's also rich in taking care of your granddaughter.

01:23:20.000 We're talking about.

01:23:21.000 You know what, Romaine?

01:23:22.000 I can't get over how much that woman looks like a frog.

01:23:25.000 Doesn't she look like a Disney frog?

01:23:27.000 She looks like it, though.

01:23:30.000 Anyway, okay, we'll check that out, I guess.

01:23:33.000 But that baby daddy thing reminded me of a clip that I didn't get to today, but it's just God is controlling this episode.

01:23:41.000 He's my co-pilot, and he wants us to check out 3-6 before we get to the final video.

01:23:49.000 This is so depressing.

01:23:51.000 Her poor father.

01:23:54.000 This is my first baby daddy.

01:23:56.000 Ace.

01:23:58.000 He is a fucking ladies man.

01:24:00.000 He is fine as hell.

01:24:02.000 Bitches, I had to fight everybody over this meat.

01:24:07.000 But I was number one, so it didn't matter.

01:24:10.000 I truly believed if he wasn't murdered, that we would have had all of our kids together and we would probably still be together till this day.

01:24:16.000 Only because the simple fact is I'm a dumb bitch.

01:24:19.000 And he's in love with me.

01:24:20.000 But whatever.

01:24:22.000 I would give him a 7 out of 10.

01:24:26.000 Okay.

01:24:26.000 I don't really like that he was like always in the streets, but so I'll give him a 7 to 10.

01:24:30.000 Love him to death still to this day.

01:24:33.000 0 out of 10 for dying.

01:24:34.000 That was fucked up.

01:24:35.000 Really fucked up.

01:24:37.000 You get a 0 out of 10 for dying.

01:24:39.000 This motherfucker here.

01:24:40.000 This is my second baby daddy, 2-12.

01:24:44.000 He's a piece of shit.

01:24:46.000 I think he has a few other kids.

01:24:48.000 I've tried to find family members of his or babe mamas or anything to kind of connect him to my son, to his family.

01:24:56.000 Cannot find anything.

01:24:57.000 No one's ever reached out to me.

01:24:58.000 No one gives a fuck.

01:25:00.000 He hasn't seen his son literally since he was like two or three, four months old.

01:25:05.000 He's only seen his son like two times, didn't come to the delivery, even though I called his phone, asked him to come.

01:25:10.000 Gave me $80 when I had the baby.

01:25:12.000 And that's all the money I've ever gotten from him.

01:25:14.000 He's been on child support for like three years.

01:25:15.000 And I don't want to say.

01:25:17.000 So he's a loser.

01:25:19.000 I feel like she's a slut.

01:25:22.000 Awful.

01:25:22.000 Would not recommend.

01:25:24.000 Okay.

01:25:24.000 This is my third baby daddy.

01:25:26.000 Why am I?

01:25:30.000 Love the guy.

01:25:32.000 Eight out of ten.

01:25:33.000 Cheater, but a great guy.

01:25:36.000 Good stepdaddy.

01:25:37.000 Takes care of his family.

01:25:38.000 Pisses me the fuck off.

01:25:41.000 Ready to fight him.

01:25:43.000 Please let this be the last.

01:25:45.000 Nope.

01:25:45.000 I give him a 8 out of 10.

01:25:48.000 Got another 40 seconds of baby daddies.

01:25:50.000 This is 4 out of 10 total.

01:25:53.000 There's 6 more.

01:25:55.000 He gets an 8 out of 10, but he is 3rd out of 10.

01:25:59.000 He ain't got no other kids.

01:26:01.000 No problems there.

01:26:03.000 He ain't got no cooties, did you say?

01:26:05.000 Other kids.

01:26:06.000 Kills.

01:26:07.000 He lacks you kickies.

01:26:09.000 10 out of 10.

01:26:11.000 Okay, enough of beating number three.

01:26:13.000 He'd be paying out rain, so 10 out of 10 recommend.

01:26:16.000 But y'all fucking look for him or hit him up or else.

01:26:21.000 Oh, good.

01:26:22.000 There's only three.

01:26:23.000 All right, let's get to the final video, Ryan.

01:26:26.000 Indeed.

01:26:44.000 This is a weird video to end on.

01:26:46.000 It's the last one on the list, Ryan68.

01:26:50.000 It's going to look very blasphemous that I'm celebrating the death of Jesus Christ.

01:26:54.000 But I feel like God was meddling in this show too much.

01:26:58.000 And I'm desecrating an effigy of his son as a way of saying to God, step back, dude.

01:27:05.000 You do your thing.

01:27:06.000 There's lots of starving people in Africa.

01:27:08.000 You focus on that.

01:27:09.000 We'll do our show.

01:27:10.000 Stop putting Hitler mustaches on Don Laman and sending me all these messages.

01:27:15.000 I know what I'm doing here.

01:27:17.000 I know that Don Laman is an incompetent drag queen.

01:27:20.000 You don't need to fucking Hitlerify his face.

01:27:36.000 All right, guys.

01:27:37.000 Introducing the weekend.

01:27:39.000 Get fired, get in trouble, be brave, and never stop fighting.

01:27:56.000 Drowning the hell, pan around some red paper.

01:27:58.000 Pranning the label now, I'm drowning in paper.

01:28:01.000 But now the corn down, found in the skateboard.

01:28:04.000 And I love it, that's what you can see.

01:28:07.000 My heartbudge through my chest.

01:28:08.000 I'm rescued.

01:28:10.000 So forget what you messed.

01:28:20.000 Put it to the motor.

01:28:22.000 Hold me apart.

01:28:23.000 What the fuck?

Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - October 15, 2021

S04E42 - GOD IS MY COPILOT

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