American Relief Act | In the Litter Box w⧸ Jewels & Catturd – Ep. 710 – 12⧸20⧸2024
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1 hour and 7 minutes
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165.87198
Summary
Jules and Cat Turd are back in the Litter box talking about the government shutdown and why it s a complete disaster. Jules: "I don't care. It's what they're not getting" Cat: "They don't have a leader"
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Today is Friday, December 20th, 2024, episode number 710.
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Please remember to like, share, follow, hit the notification button so you know when we
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You are in the litter box with Jules and Cat Turd.
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Never in my entire life have I seen anything quite like it.
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You mean that clusterfuck they call a Congress up there?
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Before we get started, I just want to say this.
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It's a lack of leadership and it all points to Johnson.
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You got a leader that can call everybody in a room and say, hey, everybody's not going
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Well, I guess we can go ahead and pack it all up and just go ahead and enjoy our Christmas
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Well, you're trending again, second day in a row.
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I don't see those notifications like the trending or whatever on the phone because it's so small.
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So as soon as I sit down at the big screen, that's what I call it, all of a sudden, here
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I know that you have got all kinds of things that you want to say about this, this government
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Like you said, it's a lack of leadership, period, the end.
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If you got a leader up there, they can get it done.
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But I mean, it's just, it's the Republican Party.
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And then the loudest people on Twitter right now are X.
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The loudest people on X, you got all these never Trumpers who hated Trump all along, who
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And then after DeSantis went to Haley and all of them are sitting out there and they're
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blabbing their mouths about what I'm saying and about what Dilly's saying and about what
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You were out there every single day tweeting, how's he going to win the general?
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And now you're going to sit up there and act like we care about what you think Trump should
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or shouldn't do or your opinion on the debt limit or your opinion on my tweets.
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We're not going to listen to somebody stupid like that.
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But imagine me listening to somebody who actually thinks anybody could have beat Donald Trump
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Guys, a legendary, iconic figure in our country.
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They're going to be talking about him for 300 years.
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You have the political instincts of a butternut squash.
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They double down and they act like Pence has some kind of say in the matter.
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We don't want to hear from the cheap seats now that we're wrong.
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And they're all that little dork from Red State.
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We don't want to hear the screaming from the cheap seats.
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It's really interesting whenever they come back into the fray.
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They didn't have any idea what was happening with the culture or what was going on.
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And now all of a sudden they think they can come back in here and weigh in.
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You haven't been right in years about anything.
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He's always, in my mentions, just a big, giant.
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It's just like, man, 1995 caused a bunch of ridiculous rag.
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Eric Erickson used to be there, for God's sake.
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Neil Cavuto leaves Fox News after nearly three decades with a level of grace that's all too rare.
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The biggest never-Trumping snide watermelon head who didn't do anything but talk crap about Trump every single day for years and years.
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Of course, the never-Trump rag's going to love and fawn all over the never-Trump, you know, guy from Fox.
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Well, I mean, with a level of grace that's all too rare?
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Well, speaking of which, you know, they're just going to go ahead and give more to Ukraine.
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That just about sent everybody over the edge today.
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I mean, you know what this administration is all about, and you know what the RINOs are
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They're all about giving our money away and can't wait to do it.
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It's the most incredible thing I have ever seen.
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We've got all of these people in this country right here that need help, and they are sending
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Well, he gave a billion a day to the national, to the rainforest.
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And after they come back and scorn him again, you can't do this, the Supreme Court said last
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So he comes out and just said, I'm doing it again, $4.8 billion.
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They just want to empty the treasury and make it so hard on Trump that he ain't got no
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So just so everybody knows that while hurricane victims are still struggling, another $1.2
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billion is going and being allocated to Ukraine, wishing you a Merry Christmas, America, courtesy
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And the reason why Joe Biden and Kamala Harris ran up to Washington D. Sleaze isn't to bail
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Those victims in the hurricane or the farmers or anybody else for that matter, federal workers,
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No, they're there because Putin is starting to talk real tough now as a result of all of
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Well, Russian President Putin declares war has been declared on the Russian world today.
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I mean, this is serious stuff, but they don't care.
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This complete nightmare that we've all witnessed the last four years will be wiped out in seconds
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These people are really dangerous and they're really sick.
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I cannot wait until President Trump gets back into office, Kat.
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They have no business being or having any type of power at all.
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And this, by the way, would be a Democrat shutdown because you have Senator Chuck Schumer.
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He says Republicans must please Democrats with spending bill or the government will shut down.
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He does not want it divvied up into bits and pieces.
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Keep the government running for three more months.
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And if they vote against the farm bill, which is their leverage, or the hurricane bill, which is their leverage, you say, look, Democrats voted.
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The dude couldn't run a hot dog stand if he tried.
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I hope he decides on his own that it's way too much for him.
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I mean, from the day that he took it on, it's been over.
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No, but what you were just saying, Kat, that has been your pin tweet.
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You said this yesterday before anybody else started saying it.
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Do you think that if somebody were given a contract just in their regular life and it
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was over a thousand pages or whatnot, do you really think that they would just sign it
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blindly, especially if it came from Washington D.
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Do you think they would just go ahead along with it in their normal life?
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They're not getting counsel on what this actually means to the American people.
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This is why there's going to be a lot of primaries, a lot of people that are going to lose their
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We're not going to let them beat us or tie our hands before we even get a chance to lead
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The deal Elon killed, says this character, secular talk, I don't know who he is, had
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$190 million in funding for a child cancer research program.
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Well, that one got a community note real quick.
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This was introduced as a standalone bill that has passed the House and is currently waiting
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It turns out that the cancer funding that Democrats are blaming on Elon Musk was a stand-alone
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bill that passed in the Republican-controlled House but got held up in the Democrat-controlled
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So this thing, the cancer bill, the Republicans voted for it in March.
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And then they sent it to the Senate, and Chuck Schumer refuses to bring it up.
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He won't even bring it to the floor, which they know how to use their power, right?
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All you got to do is three stand-alone bills, and you got them.
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Well, it should be easy, but they want it to be complicated, and they want to scream,
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They are so weak to the core that, of course, I mean, just add in a shutdown to go along with
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These people are just awful from the very beginning.
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Political warfare against their political opponents.
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Everything that you can imagine that they would do, they did.
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I can promise you guys they're listening to you.
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And Jules knows what I'm talking about, but I can't say it.
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They're listening to each and every single one of you.
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I have got the inside baseball cards, and you are doing a fabulous job, so keep the
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It's got a million dollars for a gay nursing home or whatever.
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And, you know, $400,000 for clothes to help people know they're basically, you know, to
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And we got to pay, we got to pay transgenders to tuck their balls in.
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Well, don't forget the training that goes along with it, Kat, because I'm sure there's
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Yeah, you got to do ball tucking training, videos, you know, that's another meal.
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There's procedures in place on how that is done.
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There has to be a manual that is created so that you follow it, you know, exactly.
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Get one of them old Tommy jockstraps, tuck in your balls, and get up.
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I mean, this whole continuing resolution, I mean, come on.
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This is going to continue on because they all want to go home for Christmas.
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I did hear that a few of them are saying, well, I'm going home anyway.
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But the Republicans really need to grow a spine.
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And unfortunately, with Mike Johnson at the helm, that's not going to happen.
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And the Democrats like Nancy Pelosi and Chuck Schumer and the whole Democrat, they just walk
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And he also looks like a dork with all the alpha males when they go out with Elon and
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RFK Jr. and Trump's walking around, you know, being studs.
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He looks like that little dork, little brother to your mom made you take.
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I don't know if it's the holiday season or what, but like I picture an elf on the shelf
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Speaking of which, we are going to be gone until we return on the second.
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But yes, I just want everybody to know in advance because I know I'm going to get bombarded with
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We're going to take a little bit of time off here.
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It just means not doing the show for a little bit.
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So I hope you all are able to spend that with your loved ones and your family and your friends.
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And I hope you're able to reconnect with people that you haven't seen in a while.
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That's exactly what I'm going to do with the boys.
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I laugh because this is when you stir up stuff.
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I'm going to be tweeting every day because I'm going to be, you know, that's what I get paid to do.
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This guy today said, I don't understand how Kat has all these followers.
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You're literally following me saying, you don't understand how I have all these followers.
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You just got to learn on social media or anything that if you get a large enough account, there's going to be a lot of people that hate your guts.
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And you can't sit there and lose sleep over it.
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I mean, you got to have a shoe leather skin and a huge backbone if you're going to get a huge account in the politics.
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I mean, I'd love to read some of my emails to you guys.
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And you have such a support system, too, though.
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We were doing stuff before this, but four plus.
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And I'm not going to forget our anniversary this year.
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So, anyway, I found out a little bit too late last time around.
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I just love how Dan Crenshaw owns you on Twitter.
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You're a stupid MF or who's never done anything to note in your life.
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You're lowly educated, living in some shithole down in Florida.
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You never amount to anything in your life without being some worthless Twitter fame.
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You are a loser and you have zero value in your life.
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And when y'all email that stuff to me, number one, I'm so deep in your head that you're taking
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the time out of your day of your life to write that to me.
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People with confidence don't care what anybody else has to say about them.
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They sat in there and thought about it and then actually, you know, put their little fingers
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all over a keyboard to, you know, organize it and then rewrote it probably three or four
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I knew I could just look at my email right now and I could find one.
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Speaking of unfollow, Twitter still has this habit, especially if you've got a bigger account
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and you've got a lot of followers, unfollowing people.
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Because I get, it just seems like once a day somebody says, hey, man, why did you unfollow me?
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I said, man, I haven't unfollowed anybody in three months.
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Well, here's something I was going to say, because a lot of people come to me and they're
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like, I don't know what I did to get unfollowed.
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So maybe, you know, I'll send you a couple of these so that you know what's going on.
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You can do like a president does with a turkey pardon.
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And I mean, they used to block, they would block other people and you didn't block.
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But some of it too is, I'm sure some of it's accidents because I'm like scrolling through
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comments with my thumb on my phone really fast.
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And I might, my thumb might just, as I'm scrolling, hit somebody's follow and follow.
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So I'm sure some of them are like that, but most of them, they just, I don't know.
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They just, they've been doing it for a long time.
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So Kat Turd is going to be pardoning people this year.
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That'll be part of the whole end of year thing that we do around here because I get it.
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You follow, you know, there are a lot of people that, you know, will say that I did.
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I mute people a lot just to get them out of my timeline.
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And then for some reason, like when you're on your for you or your following and you're
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just, they're just one, a liberal that you never talked to.
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And I mean, Stephen King used to be in my timeline, everything he tweeted.
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And I finally just had to mute him just to get him out of my timeline.
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Of course he's over in blue sky now crying his big crocodile tears.
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He could have wrote 10 more novels in his life if he wouldn't cry about Trump 24-7.
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I mean, it's just an effort over there where they're just crying about how they lost.
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The thing is, any of those people that are surprised by it, gosh, you got to wonder about them.
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I mean, of course, President Trump was going to win.
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Well, they cheated again, but they did a lot to combat the cheating because they knew all the tricks from the last time.
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So, of course, they cheat, and they cheated, and they cheat in Arizona, especially in California, where they just keep counting until they get the results they want.
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Like, a week before, when I started seeing the Florida early votes in real time reported every day, the early votes, which is combined with the mail-in voting.
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And I saw that last time we were down 700,000, but this time we were up 800,000.
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A 1.5 million difference in early voting than last time.
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They did the swing state, early vote swing state tallies the Monday before the two...
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And I was just like, I was just like going down on the list, and I printed out something from last year.
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I got three computers, and I got a workstation, because I do this for a living now.
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And so I just like looked at the totals for 2020.
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And then I looked at the totals, the early voting numbers in the swing states versus 20, 20.
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And the last thing I'm going to do is going to come here on Monday or Tuesday show and say, we got this.
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I wasn't even nervous election day because of the early vote numbers compared.
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And I was going, this is going to be really bad for the Democrats.
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I went to sleep for three hours and actually set an alarm, which I never do, and slept and got back up at midnight because I knew it was going to be called.
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Well, even though you were reassuring me because you knew that I was really, really upset over the whole thing, because every single time you turned around, you knew that there was all of this cheating going on.
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And it did happen, regardless of what anybody on the left says.
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You can just take that and look at that, look at those efforts over there, and you can see exactly what happened.
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But at the same time, my mentality has always been to always act like you're 10 points behind, always feel like you've got to make a difference up until the very last minute, keep pushing, keep driving people to the poll, keep registering people to the poll.
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It just became something that I was just built into my schedule that last week.
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As soon as we were able to vote in California, even though I knew the odds in my area were against me 100%, I knew we could make a difference if we all just got out there and voted.
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Well, like I say, you probably took 50 people to the polls, and you knew you couldn't lose California, but you added to the popular vote, so it has its value.
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It does have its value, and we got rid of a bad DA as a result.
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I mean, we had some things that came out of it alive.
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I mean, seriously, California is a conservative state.
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This was a huge cry for help because of what they've done.
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Yeah, it was like he did 14 points better in New Jersey, 15 points better in New York.
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He could have won a few really, really blue states, and it was close.
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It has definitely gotten the attention of the Democrats.
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I mean, that's why you saw the silence that you saw because everybody went, whoa, what's going on?
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They have had the lamestream media at their beck and call.
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They have been sitting up there like they are some kind of superstar dealing with Hollywood and all this stuff, treating us all like we're slaves.
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I mean, that's how they really think about us, truly, that we work for them, not vice versa.
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So they were going to vote for the three things.
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So now the House is going to vote on a single spending resolution instead of the smaller pieces.
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They're going to vote on the same exact bill as yesterday now.
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And just so you know, it's 100% that it's Speaker Johnson through the three singles.
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Like that woman over there with the designer jeans.
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Biden's administration pushes another $4.28 billion student loan bailout for 55,000 public
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sector workers while hardworking taxpayers foot the bill.
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They truly believe that they are above the law.
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When I say that they consider us their slaves, I mean that wholeheartedly.
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They're just the biggest bunch of crooks I've ever seen.
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Usually you're excited about Christmas and New Year's, right?
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It's going to be our Christmas and our New Year's.
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I might have many adult cocktails at the party.
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My goodness, think about all that went into this.
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There's going to be some drinks afloat and there's going to be some YMCA playing and some
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Everybody, practice your Trump dance if you're coming because you're going to have to because
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we're going to slam YMCA about every hour over the loudspeakers.
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Well, and I'm sure you have your Fight, Fight, Fight cologne packed, probably.
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I might not be able to make it through the crowd.
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That Fight, Fight, Fight's some wonderful stuff.
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I might have to just get some high karate for that night or something.
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That Fight, Fight, Fight, you've seen the commercial, man.
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I kind of like couldn't believe it's $200, but I don't know what cologne, you know, usually
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I don't know how you, I don't know how women do it.
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You make it fun because actually sometimes that's the best part of the day, right?
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I mean, everything that comes after that is okay, whatever.
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But the date dance and all that stuff, sometimes that rate's even higher.
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If that's the highlight of your day, you need a boyfriend.
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So I can listen to them talk about me, me, me, me, me all day long.
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Well, speaking of which, you've got Representative Jim Jordan.
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Weaponization panel releases 17,000 page report exposing two-tiered system of government.
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Oh, how much are we paying for that little number?
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What are they going to actually do about all of this?
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Are we just celebrating basically putting a bow on top of the box?
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Will they ever do anything about the findings in the report?
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Or is it simply just reconfirming what we already know?
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But yeah, they feel like you should know that they have finished this report, that there
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I don't know what to say, but really, ridiculous.
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This is all about the Twitter files, the Facebook files, all of that.
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The whole thing is just crazy, but President Trump is just doing amazing.
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He's not even president yet, but yet the Trump effect is there.
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She says she is ready to receive Mexicans deported by Donald Trump.
00:41:09.060
Those tariffs are already working, and they haven't even happened yet.
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McConnell, I don't care to count how many times I've reminded our colleagues and our
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House counterparts how hard it is to shut down the government and how foolish it is to
00:41:31.400
Recent history doesn't leave a whole lot of room for interpretation on that one.
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I'm surprised that he could even stand up at this point.
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McConnell, all of those people, they are just...
00:41:56.720
There's not an election in two years, and Donald Trump's coming in, and he's not even
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I mean, they're all starting to figure out that, whoa, Biden didn't even have the mental
00:42:10.480
capacity to put one foot in front of the other, right?
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And now, all of a sudden, they're acting like they're shocked?
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This is why I can't stand the lamestream media, because Biden says, right here, that there's
00:42:22.420
not a single thing he regrets about his disastrous presidency.
00:42:32.260
I mean, you had the bureaucrats that were playing bingo up there, and they were the
00:42:38.800
He's up there playing Yahtzee and eating ice cream.
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Think about completing your day and saying, all right, well, I've got this card here.
00:42:50.560
I called on all the right people at this press conference.
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I say here, I'm supposed to call on Lisa, but this is the key.
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And then, you know, he starts reading his answer before she can get to it.
00:43:06.080
Oh, yeah, well, my answer to this question, wait a minute, let me read it off.
00:43:17.020
He's starting to open the old mouth like Jimmy Carter.
00:43:27.820
I do feel sorry for Jimmy Carter because his family rolling him out like that,
00:43:32.760
and he's going to be always remembered like that with just completely comatose
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looking with an open mouth and looking horrible.
00:43:41.460
I mean, that's exactly what we're all going to look like.
00:43:50.420
Seriously, you're talking about no respect for you people, man.
00:44:03.440
I mean, you don't see these people that, you know, they get in their 70s or 80s,
00:44:07.700
and they're famous, like way, you know, world-famous actors and singers,
00:44:12.980
and they have Alzheimer's disease or something, and they just, like,
00:44:17.580
they're alive for three or four years, and then, you know, they end up,
00:44:20.220
hey, he died at 82, but you hadn't seen him in four years.
00:44:23.940
They don't want to be seen like that when they're doing.
00:44:37.280
Nobody I know or in my family would even consider doing it.
00:44:46.740
oh, he was so excited to vote for Kamala Harris.
00:45:02.580
They always talk about man's inhumanity to man.
00:45:13.320
I mean, look at right now it's gotten so cold in North Carolina.
00:45:26.220
They won't divvy out a bill so that they can address what we have in front of us.
00:45:45.840
They would rather get up there, fight, and grandstand.
00:46:00.640
Man, are you talking about a feckless weakling?
00:46:08.720
I swear to God, McCarthy's better than him, though.
00:46:17.000
I mean, they're both pitiful, but, you know, it's just like, you know, one really, really
00:46:21.140
sucks, but the other one really, really, really sucks.
00:46:33.360
Well, next time, we're going to get them, boys.
00:46:38.460
We'll get them next year when you're losing the playoff speech.
00:46:41.040
Now, this is our time, or there is no other time.
00:46:46.540
And they're up there sticking their thumbs up their butts, yelling and screaming at each
00:46:53.380
And they're like, oh, we want to do single bills now.
00:46:59.840
Well, you've had the damn gavel for two damn years, you idiots.
00:47:04.200
Now you do it in the, you want a magic pill in the midnight hour to do it two years into
00:47:13.220
You just want to get up there and hear yourselves talking, man.
00:47:17.380
They've been able to get away with doing whatever it is without the American people.
00:47:22.160
Regardless, they've been sitting up there lying to us for the past four years.
00:47:33.300
Biden secretly more than doubled U.S. troops in Syria to 2,000 without telling anyone.
00:47:45.380
You went from having U.S. troops in Syria from 900 to 2,000 over the past few months, and
00:48:09.700
You've got President Trump who's sitting there working on the border wall, thank goodness.
00:48:14.000
He files an amicus brief to stop Biden's sale of the border wall, materials for $5, so that
00:48:22.320
we can buy it back at 100 times that amount at least.
00:48:27.300
And basically, they're saying it could constitute a criminal act, a sale like this.
00:48:38.360
They want to continue to let all of these people into our country.
00:48:43.280
And the dumbasses, he won the Hispanic male vote by 2 or 3%.
00:48:52.040
They're letting in Trump voters, and they don't even know it.
00:48:55.620
Well, the problem is they're letting in whomever, whatever.
00:49:00.520
That's why we've got all of these criminals that need to go first off.
00:49:04.440
And I am so glad that we have a border czar that's taking that seriously.
00:49:08.500
And you've got the military that needs to be remade because of all of this DEI and all this other nonsense.
00:49:19.820
Just get rid of all the DEI teachers, all the DEI people.
00:49:27.280
If you want to go in there and you want to take pictures and dog bondage outfits and your uniform,
00:49:34.600
and you want to, you know, dudes, you want to wear dresses, go do that somewhere besides the damn military, man.
00:49:39.560
The military is a serious place where everybody has to be on the same page,
00:49:43.720
and you've got one mission to protect and serve the United States of America and win wars and kill people.
00:49:55.300
This is what I see every day, the last couple of days.
00:50:02.960
Again, under Christmas Market and above Howard Eskin and above Liar.
00:50:14.220
I have no idea that you're trending until I sit down.
00:50:21.060
I don't even look at the – people tell me I'm trending almost every day, and I never even look.
00:50:28.340
I guess, you know, a lot of it's because a lot of people hate me.
00:50:30.820
They're talking about how they have to put – I hate Cat Turd, Cat Turd, Cat Turd, Cat Turd.
00:50:36.320
Well, they're going to fund your own private island.
00:50:49.500
It is funny to say – it is funny to say that to the, you know, the trolls every now and then.
00:50:56.560
Thank you for trolling my thing and making me more money.
00:51:11.980
And they know no matter what they say, again, I'm going to say, more money.
00:51:19.340
Well, I'll tell you one comment from the littermates over here.
00:51:23.140
CSI referee says, if Cat isn't trending, I worry.
00:51:29.300
When he's quiet, that's when everybody needs to worry.
00:51:34.040
When you are, that is when I start getting DMs.
00:51:37.400
If you haven't posted, all of a sudden, my DMs, I fill up.
00:51:44.240
I mean, sometimes I just get burnt out and have to take 11 hours off or something.
00:51:52.140
I mean, I get out in the woods, go fishing, whatever.
00:52:07.980
You know, I don't even want to say if I wasn't an influencer,
00:52:10.360
but I probably wouldn't tweet there as much because you just feel pressured to at some point.
00:52:31.500
And all these people on the left, like we've mentioned on Meathead and these crazy people on Twitter on the left,
00:52:41.300
I don't more care about them to write them an email and sit there and hate on them all day.
00:52:46.760
I don't care about them enough to give them my time like that.
00:52:52.180
I don't give a damn what these people think or say.
00:53:02.740
Those are the things that really concern me, and all of those things have happened three times.
00:53:14.280
Speaking of some news, it looks like we've got some breaking news.
00:53:17.800
I was looking at what that Christmas market was about.
00:53:31.480
There was a terror attack in Germany, as a video shows a BMW driving through a Christmas market,
00:53:39.020
leaving at least one dead and up to 80 injured.
00:53:52.160
They do this every time that a terrorist, you know, does it.
00:53:57.160
The BMW ran through it, not the, you know, not the guy screaming out a hog bar, not him.
00:54:08.020
The driver of the car, reported to be a dark BMW, he was arrested following the crash,
00:54:18.100
A car drove through a group of people at a Christmas market in eastern German city of Magdeburg on Friday,
00:54:33.620
But if that, what I see on film, only killed one person and injured 80, they're lucky.
00:55:04.080
But we don't know anything about, you absolutely made a great point.
00:55:18.360
If that was a, if that was a, if that was a white dude with a Trump hat,
00:55:23.100
the headline would right now say, white dude with Trump hat, racist KKK member.
00:55:33.200
I mean, for all we know, it could be somebody that just left a bar.
00:55:38.120
They fell asleep at the wheel and they went right through the Christmas market, right?
00:55:42.220
I mean, for all we know, but yet here you've got a headline that tries to paint a completely
00:55:53.380
So, and we don't know, you know, what it is, what this terror attack is.
00:56:02.360
I can take a wild guess and probably be right, like 99% of the time.
00:56:07.160
You, you most of the time are right on the money.
00:56:17.840
But they are saying in here, there's a follow-up story to this horror and terror attack at
00:56:25.700
the German Christmas market comes just days after 10,000 strong March chanting Allah Akbar.
00:56:33.680
Now many feel generously towards Syrian refugees must end.
00:56:38.620
So there is the reason why they started with that headline is because this happened just
00:56:49.280
Look at all of these flags, Palestinian flags, all of that.
00:56:55.520
It's definitely a never ending story, but that's what they want.
00:57:01.980
Especially this group, they want people divided.
00:57:09.280
They have been worse on Christians than I think I've ever seen.
00:57:13.560
Wrong Ray made sure that this government was planted in Catholic congregations.
00:57:22.820
They were spying on whether you were buying a Bible or whether you were buying a MAGA flag.
00:57:34.120
People are just really, I mean, it's another day.
00:57:43.380
And you let unchecked immigration come in from third world countries and just take over your
00:57:53.520
I mean, it's really, that's why we are so protective of our borders because the people that are coming
00:58:02.760
across, they aren't interested in assimilating with the American people.
00:58:11.680
If you were to look at Dearborn, Michigan, for example, you would think that you were
00:58:17.720
If you come to LA, you would feel like you were in a third world country.
00:58:29.060
Just ask some of the mothers of the children that were killed by illegal aliens.
00:58:43.980
It's constant, but I'm determined to have a nice holiday.
00:58:48.180
Thank goodness we have President Trump in office.
00:58:57.080
And, you know, all this will go away and Trump's going to get in the office.
00:59:00.800
And, you know, he's going to be fighting the Republican Party.
00:59:03.380
Everything great he's going to do, he's going to have to do around them because, you know,
00:59:07.960
Lisa Murkowski is going to be against everything he does.
00:59:12.400
You know, when you hear a conservative, go on CNN or Fox News right before they're back
00:59:19.680
and say, I'm a principled conservative and I won't...
00:59:29.780
When you hear the word, I'm a principled conservative.
00:59:49.640
You can join me for a political rendezvous tomorrow.
01:00:02.660
We're going to have the gems and littermates in there.
01:00:05.620
We're going to tear it up and we're going to talk about a mag-a-nificent year.
01:00:11.980
You always have a good time on Saturday rehashing everything, going through the top 10 and all
01:00:17.200
It's at the same time, 3 o'clock p.m. Eastern Time.
01:00:20.700
And it's on a different channel, Jules Jones Live.
01:00:23.500
But Cat Turd helps me get the word out as soon as I let him know I'm live.
01:00:31.580
And then remember that we are going to come back on the 2nd.
01:00:35.660
In the litter box, we're going to be out of the office, out of the box until the 2nd
01:00:49.520
You know, after a few days, you're like, man, I really want to run my mouth about this.
01:00:55.900
I want to bitch and moan to 100,000 people about this right here.
01:01:04.120
It's like when I just sit here and I'm like, I can't believe they're doing this.
01:01:07.600
I can't wait to talk to Cat about this because I'm going to learn so much.
01:01:21.320
But with that, I also want to thank everybody for the donations that you have done for the
01:01:40.200
And then today, of course, Renee McCurry, who keeps me straight on all of the donations.
01:01:46.320
She says, Merry Christmas and Happy New Year's to Jules and Cat Turd and all of our wonderful
01:01:54.020
She keeps me straight on all this stuff because honestly.
01:02:06.300
And I've kind of talked Cat into letting me stream that night.
01:02:12.180
Yeah, so I don't know if I'm going to do that or not.
01:02:18.740
I want to make sure we can hear it with the bands and stuff.
01:02:27.100
If you really want to come, why don't you just come?
01:02:48.980
We've got Winnie's World who says, Holy cow, buying Cat Turd a drink.
01:02:53.520
Then we've got Music is My Passion, Merry Christmas, Jules and Cat Turd.
01:03:11.100
And I put together a little video, a Christmas video for everybody.
01:03:17.780
And you'll be able to see all, of course, the puppy dogs and everything else.
01:04:43.080
That's the best thing that's ever happened to me on Twitter.
01:04:47.200
Cousin Eddie, giving a shout out to, you know, Wiggles pretending to be him.
01:04:57.640
Well, I've been working on it a couple of days.
01:05:13.040
It takes me a lot longer than it does some of these incredible people.