In the Litter Box - December 20, 2024


American Relief Act | In the Litter Box w⧸ Jewels & Catturd – Ep. 710 – 12⧸20⧸2024


Episode Stats

Length

1 hour and 7 minutes

Words per Minute

165.87198

Word Count

11,132

Sentence Count

1,336

Misogynist Sentences

20

Hate Speech Sentences

22


Summary

Jules and Cat Turd are back in the Litter box talking about the government shutdown and why it s a complete disaster. Jules: "I don't care. It's what they're not getting" Cat: "They don't have a leader"


Transcript

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00:02:16.660 Hello, hello, hello.
00:02:22.960 Today is Friday, December 20th, 2024, episode number 710.
00:02:30.440 Please remember to like, share, follow, hit the notification button so you know when we
00:02:35.640 go live on this show.
00:02:37.340 You are in the litter box with Jules and Cat Turd.
00:02:41.980 Hey there, Cat.
00:02:42.940 How are you?
00:02:44.140 Hey, hey, hey.
00:02:46.660 Stirring up the shit.
00:02:48.480 Stirring up the shit.
00:02:49.700 Stirring up the shit.
00:02:51.020 Stirring up the shit.
00:02:52.040 Never in my entire life have I seen anything quite like it.
00:02:57.780 Neither will I ever again.
00:02:59.620 I don't believe.
00:03:00.560 My goodness sakes, Cat.
00:03:03.320 What is happening here?
00:03:04.600 You mean that clusterfuck they call a Congress up there?
00:03:09.440 That is exactly what I'm referring to.
00:03:13.260 God.
00:03:13.940 All right.
00:03:14.260 So I do my thing.
00:03:16.360 And here you are.
00:03:17.560 Before we get started, I just want to say this.
00:03:19.740 It's a lack of leadership and it all points to Johnson.
00:03:22.700 I'm just telling you.
00:03:23.400 That's pretty much it.
00:03:25.040 You got a leader that can call everybody in a room and say, hey, everybody's not going
00:03:28.960 to get what they want.
00:03:29.680 Let's figure out a way to pass this.
00:03:31.600 Let's do this, this, this, and get it through.
00:03:34.120 And there's just no leadership up there.
00:03:36.800 None whatsoever.
00:03:38.140 All right.
00:03:39.800 Well, I guess we can go ahead and pack it all up and just go ahead and enjoy our Christmas
00:03:43.800 vacation.
00:03:45.420 Yeah.
00:03:45.860 Shut it down.
00:03:46.460 I don't care.
00:03:47.140 It's Biden shut down.
00:03:48.380 It's his watch.
00:03:49.180 It's what they're not getting.
00:03:51.380 That's right.
00:03:52.860 Well, you're trending again, second day in a row.
00:03:56.320 All right.
00:03:56.740 So I go about my day.
00:03:58.240 I'm on my phone half the time.
00:03:59.380 I don't see those notifications like the trending or whatever on the phone because it's so small.
00:04:03.720 So as soon as I sit down at the big screen, that's what I call it, all of a sudden, here
00:04:10.040 you are again, right next to President Trump.
00:04:13.240 Yeah.
00:04:13.900 Yeah.
00:04:14.340 The way it should be.
00:04:15.700 The way it always will be.
00:04:17.960 And it's great.
00:04:19.640 I know that you have got all kinds of things that you want to say about this, this government
00:04:25.120 shutdown and everybody involved.
00:04:27.680 What a nightmare.
00:04:29.660 Like you said, it's a lack of leadership, period, the end.
00:04:32.820 It's because they have no leadership.
00:04:34.700 If you got a leader up there, they can get it done.
00:04:37.560 But I mean, it's just, it's the Republican Party.
00:04:42.280 We know how they do it.
00:04:43.640 Oh, my God.
00:04:44.160 And then the loudest people on Twitter right now are X.
00:04:47.100 God, I don't know what to call it anymore.
00:04:49.400 The loudest people on X, you got all these never Trumpers who hated Trump all along, who
00:04:56.180 was touring around with DeSantis.
00:05:00.360 And then after DeSantis went to Haley and all of them are sitting out there and they're
00:05:04.200 blabbing their mouths about what I'm saying and about what Dilly's saying and about what
00:05:07.980 you're saying and about, hey, this is this.
00:05:10.400 And actually think they have an opinion.
00:05:13.600 It's what's funny.
00:05:14.520 We don't give a damn what you got to say.
00:05:16.480 You didn't even support him in the primary.
00:05:18.380 You were out there every single day tweeting, how's he going to win the general?
00:05:22.460 He has no path to win the general.
00:05:24.260 And now you're going to sit up there and act like we care about what you think Trump should
00:05:28.680 or shouldn't do or your opinion on the debt limit or your opinion on my tweets.
00:05:32.940 We don't give a damn, people.
00:05:34.400 We don't care what you got to say.
00:05:35.600 You're the loser.
00:05:36.900 You don't have a seat at the table.
00:05:40.180 You didn't see it coming.
00:05:41.480 You were wrong for the last year.
00:05:42.780 We're not going to listen to somebody stupid like that.
00:05:44.720 But imagine me listening to somebody who actually thinks anybody could have beat Donald Trump
00:05:50.360 in a damn primary.
00:05:51.660 Or would put anybody else up there.
00:05:54.580 My God.
00:05:55.600 Gee.
00:05:56.060 Guys, a legendary, iconic figure in our country.
00:05:59.880 They're going to be talking about him for 300 years.
00:06:02.040 And you're going to put up who?
00:06:03.900 Nikki Haley to beat him?
00:06:06.980 Ridiculous.
00:06:07.560 I mean, my God.
00:06:08.500 The fact.
00:06:09.240 You have the political instincts of a butternut squash.
00:06:12.760 Oh, and then they make things worse.
00:06:15.520 They double down and they act like Pence has some kind of say in the matter.
00:06:20.380 Oh, no.
00:06:21.100 He holds no power here.
00:06:22.960 Hello.
00:06:23.480 We got rid of him.
00:06:25.160 We have J.D. Vance now.
00:06:27.180 Thank you very much.
00:06:28.100 The fly was right all along.
00:06:30.000 We all know that.
00:06:31.440 Nikki Haley, Birdbrain, out.
00:06:33.560 None of them even.
00:06:34.620 We don't want to hear from the cheap seats now that we're wrong.
00:06:37.200 For the last two years, dog Trump out.
00:06:40.260 We're wrong about everything they said.
00:06:42.400 We were right about everything.
00:06:44.000 And now they want to come in.
00:06:45.380 And they're all going in my replies.
00:06:47.420 And they're all that little dork from Red State.
00:06:50.700 Who's the big.
00:06:51.300 Red State's the biggest anti-Trump.
00:06:53.880 Bushy, neocon, yucky, old 1990 cod.
00:06:57.580 And wants their Republican Party back.
00:06:59.540 Crap.
00:07:00.180 Never Trump rag.
00:07:01.440 Who cares what y'all got to say?
00:07:02.960 We don't care about you at all.
00:07:06.120 It's the most ridiculous thing.
00:07:07.700 We don't want to hear the screaming from the cheap seats.
00:07:11.000 Yeah.
00:07:11.420 No.
00:07:12.180 Not even at all.
00:07:13.420 It's really interesting whenever they come back into the fray.
00:07:17.840 They lost.
00:07:18.780 Point blank.
00:07:19.980 Their polls were wrong.
00:07:21.440 Their information was wrong.
00:07:23.140 Their ideas were wrong.
00:07:24.680 They didn't have any idea what was happening with the culture or what was going on.
00:07:28.820 The groundswell of support.
00:07:30.560 They had no idea about this movement.
00:07:32.960 And now all of a sudden they think they can come back in here and weigh in.
00:07:36.880 Who's going to listen to them?
00:07:38.700 Not one single person.
00:07:40.620 And they're just being loud.
00:07:42.040 And just, we don't care what you got to say.
00:07:44.380 You haven't been right in years about anything.
00:07:48.400 My gosh.
00:07:49.980 Here's the one you're talking about here.
00:07:51.620 This Red State fellow.
00:07:53.160 Yeah.
00:07:54.000 Really sad.
00:07:54.680 Yeah.
00:07:54.940 That's the writer.
00:07:55.880 He's always, in my mentions, just a big, giant.
00:08:00.880 It might as well be Liz Cheney talking.
00:08:03.240 That's what they are.
00:08:03.920 They're all a bunch of Liz Cheney lovers.
00:08:05.560 And Mitt Romney lovers.
00:08:07.320 And Mike Pence lovers.
00:08:08.560 And the Bushes dynasty.
00:08:10.020 It's just like, man, 1995 caused a bunch of ridiculous rag.
00:08:16.700 Never Trump rag back.
00:08:18.680 I mean, my God.
00:08:19.860 Eric Erickson used to be there, for God's sake.
00:08:22.900 Exactly.
00:08:24.060 Don't let Red State fool you.
00:08:26.180 Yeah, look at their story today.
00:08:30.100 Neil Cavuto leaves Fox News after nearly three decades with a level of grace that's all too rare.
00:08:36.520 Are they serious?
00:08:37.180 The biggest never-Trumping snide watermelon head who didn't do anything but talk crap about Trump every single day for years and years.
00:08:48.100 Of course, the never-Trump rag's going to love and fawn all over the never-Trump, you know, guy from Fox.
00:08:55.860 Wait, excuse me, though.
00:08:57.040 Wait a minute.
00:08:57.420 This guy, this is a guy that wrote this.
00:09:00.580 I don't know.
00:09:01.480 Well, I mean, with a level of grace that's all too rare?
00:09:07.740 Yay!
00:09:10.300 Pardon me, but I just want to point that out.
00:09:13.940 Whoa.
00:09:14.880 That's a dude that wrote that?
00:09:17.660 All right.
00:09:18.380 So, obviously, out of touch.
00:09:20.300 It's ridiculous.
00:09:21.220 It's laughable.
00:09:22.280 Yeah.
00:09:23.280 We don't care what your opinion is.
00:09:25.700 We don't care.
00:09:27.760 Yeah.
00:09:28.140 Oh, is it a Trump?
00:09:29.480 What's his path to 270?
00:09:31.920 Huh-huh for two years.
00:09:33.360 It's just like, ah, the never-Trumpers.
00:09:35.440 Y'all don't have a seat at the table.
00:09:36.900 We don't care what you got to say.
00:09:38.640 Go to your little parties and talk about war.
00:09:42.180 And talk about how you love war.
00:09:44.600 Well, speaking of which, you know, they're just going to go ahead and give more to Ukraine.
00:09:48.640 That just about sent everybody over the edge today.
00:09:51.540 I mean, but you should have seen it coming.
00:09:53.160 I mean, you know what this administration is all about, and you know what the RINOs are
00:09:57.120 all about as well.
00:09:58.240 They're all about giving our money away and can't wait to do it.
00:10:02.340 It's the most incredible thing I have ever seen.
00:10:04.980 We have got hurricane victims.
00:10:06.380 We've got, you know, the looming shutdown.
00:10:10.720 We've got farmers that need support.
00:10:12.580 We've got all of these people in this country right here that need help, and they are sending
00:10:18.520 our money instead over to Ukraine.
00:10:21.980 Talk about not reading the room.
00:10:25.040 They get everything wrong.
00:10:27.300 Just all of them.
00:10:28.260 Well, he gave a billion a day to the national, to the rainforest.
00:10:32.640 Mm-hmm.
00:10:33.100 Student debt, too.
00:10:34.040 Don't forget.
00:10:34.520 He's trying that.
00:10:35.060 Oh, yeah.
00:10:35.700 And after they come back and scorn him again, you can't do this, the Supreme Court said last
00:10:40.140 week.
00:10:40.400 Again, it's unconstitutional.
00:10:42.540 So he comes out and just said, I'm doing it again, $4.8 billion.
00:10:45.560 They just want to empty the treasury and make it so hard on Trump that he ain't got no
00:10:51.360 money left.
00:10:52.380 Oh, this is incredible.
00:10:53.760 Yes.
00:10:54.320 So just so everybody knows that while hurricane victims are still struggling, another $1.2
00:11:00.380 billion is going and being allocated to Ukraine, wishing you a Merry Christmas, America, courtesy
00:11:07.200 of the Biden administration.
00:11:10.520 America last.
00:11:12.920 This is what they want.
00:11:14.240 They want war.
00:11:15.240 And the reason why Joe Biden and Kamala Harris ran up to Washington D. Sleaze isn't to bail
00:11:21.580 out or to worry about U.S. citizens, right?
00:11:24.680 Those victims in the hurricane or the farmers or anybody else for that matter, federal workers,
00:11:30.580 what have you.
00:11:31.400 No, they're there because Putin is starting to talk real tough now as a result of all of
00:11:38.420 this mess.
00:11:38.920 They wanted us in war.
00:11:40.280 They're going to get us into war.
00:11:41.840 That's always been their goal.
00:11:43.820 And no time like the present.
00:11:46.320 I mean, that's their angle.
00:11:48.260 War.
00:11:49.280 It's amazing.
00:11:50.520 They just like...
00:11:51.280 Well, Russian President Putin declares war has been declared on the Russian world today.
00:12:01.840 I mean, this is serious stuff, but they don't care.
00:12:05.660 This is what they want.
00:12:06.800 They think that you'll forget everything else.
00:12:10.540 This complete nightmare that we've all witnessed the last four years will be wiped out in seconds
00:12:16.740 if they get us into another war.
00:12:19.120 These people are really dangerous and they're really sick.
00:12:29.600 Dude, what we got, 31 days now?
00:12:32.340 31 days.
00:12:33.280 No, I keep posting that.
00:12:34.800 Oh, yeah.
00:12:35.400 31 days and counting.
00:12:36.980 I cannot wait until President Trump gets back into office, Kat.
00:12:40.400 This is scary.
00:12:42.660 These people are really bad.
00:12:44.200 They have no business being or having any type of power at all.
00:12:49.120 Well, they didn't get it.
00:12:49.920 They cheated to get in.
00:12:50.960 We all know it.
00:12:52.280 And this, by the way, would be a Democrat shutdown because you have Senator Chuck Schumer.
00:12:58.160 They're in power.
00:12:58.980 Yeah.
00:12:59.180 Yeah.
00:12:59.500 He says Republicans must please Democrats with spending bill or the government will shut down.
00:13:06.580 He also wants the whole thing loaded.
00:13:08.860 He does not want it divvied up into bits and pieces.
00:13:11.960 I tweeted about it yesterday.
00:13:14.160 You run the farm bill separate.
00:13:16.880 You run the Ukraine.
00:13:19.880 The hurricane relief.
00:13:22.880 And then the CR.
00:13:24.580 Just the fund.
00:13:26.120 Keep the government.
00:13:27.120 The debt.
00:13:27.600 You know.
00:13:28.100 Keep the government running for three more months.
00:13:30.280 All clean.
00:13:31.620 You run them separate.
00:13:33.420 And if they vote against the farm bill, which is their leverage, or the hurricane bill, which is their leverage, you say, look, Democrats voted.
00:13:41.680 And you get out there on the mic every day.
00:13:42.980 They voted not to even give hurricane victims.
00:13:45.740 You and you can bring up anything you want.
00:13:47.900 You got the gavel.
00:13:49.140 And Mike Johnson's just a chicken shit.
00:13:51.020 He don't know how to do it.
00:13:52.280 He ain't got a clue what he's doing.
00:13:54.060 I'm telling you.
00:13:55.080 The dude couldn't run a hot dog stand if he tried.
00:13:58.440 He's a mess.
00:13:59.640 He is one hot mess.
00:14:01.760 And he is too weak to lead.
00:14:03.980 We have got to vacate him as speaker.
00:14:06.340 It's got to happen.
00:14:07.500 I hope he decides on his own that it's way too much for him.
00:14:10.920 He's not over his head.
00:14:12.180 He's not a leader at all.
00:14:13.920 Yep.
00:14:14.660 Yep.
00:14:15.880 The time has been over.
00:14:17.720 I mean, from the day that he took it on, it's been over.
00:14:21.360 We know exactly what he's got going on.
00:14:23.120 No, but what you were just saying, Kat, that has been your pin tweet.
00:14:28.320 You said this yesterday before anybody else started saying it.
00:14:32.280 Break the thing up.
00:14:34.400 Break it up into little parts and pieces.
00:14:37.320 Let us vote on individual bills.
00:14:41.640 You can't just hand somebody.
00:14:43.120 Do you think that if somebody were given a contract just in their regular life and it
00:14:47.200 was over a thousand pages or whatnot, do you really think that they would just sign it
00:14:51.840 blindly, especially if it came from Washington D.
00:14:54.380 Sleaze written by lawyers and lobbyists?
00:14:57.360 Do you think they would just go ahead along with it in their normal life?
00:15:00.620 No, but that's what they're doing with you.
00:15:03.820 They're not reading it.
00:15:05.540 They're not running it past attorneys.
00:15:07.660 They're not getting counsel on what this actually means to the American people.
00:15:12.100 They could care less.
00:15:15.980 This is why there's going to be a lot of primaries, a lot of people that are going to lose their
00:15:21.980 seat, and I cannot wait for it to happen.
00:15:24.580 This is a whole new era for us, all of us.
00:15:28.960 We're not going to let them beat us or tie our hands before we even get a chance to lead
00:15:34.580 and to turn the ship around.
00:15:37.060 No way.
00:15:42.440 I know.
00:15:43.960 God.
00:15:46.180 Oh, really?
00:15:48.320 I mean, look at some of this stuff.
00:15:49.720 It just makes my blood boil.
00:15:51.060 It really does.
00:15:51.940 The deal Elon killed, says this character, secular talk, I don't know who he is, had
00:15:59.520 $190 million in funding for a child cancer research program.
00:16:04.880 Now it's out.
00:16:05.720 Well, that one got a community note real quick.
00:16:08.400 Libs of TikTok completely exposed this clown.
00:16:12.200 But here it is.
00:16:13.420 This was introduced as a standalone bill that has passed the House and is currently waiting
00:16:18.420 on Senate.
00:16:19.040 This belongs to Schumer.
00:16:21.940 It turns out that the cancer funding that Democrats are blaming on Elon Musk was a stand-alone
00:16:30.080 bill that passed in the Republican-controlled House but got held up in the Democrat-controlled
00:16:35.820 Senate.
00:16:36.600 Yeah.
00:16:36.900 So this thing, the cancer bill, the Republicans voted for it in March.
00:16:44.500 Long time ago.
00:16:45.960 Yeah, March.
00:16:46.760 And then they sent it to the Senate, and Chuck Schumer refuses to bring it up.
00:16:51.160 He won't even bring it to the floor, which they know how to use their power, right?
00:16:54.460 See, he knows how to use his power.
00:16:56.860 Not dork.
00:16:58.860 All you got to do is three stand-alone bills, and you got them.
00:17:01.720 It's checkmate.
00:17:02.520 This is so easy.
00:17:04.540 Well, it should be easy, but they want it to be complicated, and they want to scream,
00:17:09.380 and they want to whine.
00:17:10.440 The problem is we don't care.
00:17:12.460 Go home.
00:17:13.100 Shut the lights off, okay?
00:17:15.200 We don't care.
00:17:16.640 Shut it down.
00:17:17.820 Happened again on Biden's administration.
00:17:20.140 Nothing surprises me with this group anymore.
00:17:22.500 They are so weak to the core that, of course, I mean, just add in a shutdown to go along with
00:17:29.120 this whole bag of tricks.
00:17:30.880 These people are just awful from the very beginning.
00:17:35.060 They are traitors to this country.
00:17:37.620 Political warfare against their political opponents.
00:17:42.060 Everything that you can imagine that they would do, they did.
00:17:46.040 COVID.
00:17:46.740 I can promise you guys they're listening to you.
00:17:49.400 Oh, I know they are.
00:17:52.360 And Jules knows what I'm talking about, but I can't say it.
00:17:54.840 Yes.
00:17:55.720 They're listening to each and every single one of you.
00:17:57.420 Just trust me.
00:17:58.140 They're listening to you.
00:17:59.120 Yeah, I know.
00:18:00.300 They're scared to death of you.
00:18:01.780 I have got the inside baseball cards, and you are doing a fabulous job, so keep the
00:18:08.340 pressure on.
00:18:09.380 Just know you are being heard loud and clear.
00:18:12.580 God, and what do we want?
00:18:15.220 We want to, I mean, they sent a damn bill.
00:18:18.860 You know, we win.
00:18:19.740 We want to cut government spending.
00:18:21.180 We do, too.
00:18:22.160 Here's Johnson's bill.
00:18:23.320 It's got a million dollars for a gay nursing home or whatever.
00:18:26.660 Oh, my gosh.
00:18:27.420 And, you know, $400,000 for clothes to help people know they're basically, you know, to
00:18:34.400 tuck your balls in with.
00:18:36.420 And we got to pay, we got to pay transgenders to tuck their balls in.
00:18:39.740 That's great government working there.
00:18:41.840 Well, don't forget the training that goes along with it, Kat, because I'm sure there's
00:18:46.120 a section in there.
00:18:46.760 Yeah, you got to do ball tucking training, videos, you know, that's another meal.
00:18:52.060 Oh, fun, man.
00:18:53.700 Tucking your own balls.
00:18:54.900 Oh, my gosh.
00:18:55.860 There's procedures in place on how that is done.
00:18:58.400 Tucking your own balls for free.
00:19:00.280 Man.
00:19:00.940 There has to be a manual that is created so that you follow it, you know, exactly.
00:19:06.260 Get one of them old Tommy jockstraps, tuck in your balls, and get up.
00:19:09.580 Yeah, I don't want to pay for it.
00:19:12.160 Oh, my gosh.
00:19:13.360 The whole thing is just ridiculous.
00:19:15.920 It really is.
00:19:17.240 I mean, this whole continuing resolution, I mean, come on.
00:19:20.320 They're expecting another vote after midnight.
00:19:24.740 This is going to continue on because they all want to go home for Christmas.
00:19:29.320 I did hear that a few of them are saying, well, I'm going home anyway.
00:19:32.300 It doesn't matter.
00:19:33.340 Okay.
00:19:33.660 Well, you know, you're part-timers anyway.
00:19:35.620 So that's expected.
00:19:36.860 But again, I don't really care.
00:19:39.360 I really do not care.
00:19:41.160 Life goes on.
00:19:42.880 They always get their money in the end.
00:19:44.760 We've gone through shutdowns before.
00:19:46.980 There have been 21 of them.
00:19:48.400 We are all here to talk about it.
00:19:50.160 We all survived it.
00:19:51.480 But the Republicans really need to grow a spine.
00:19:54.180 And unfortunately, with Mike Johnson at the helm, that's not going to happen.
00:20:00.760 He's weak.
00:20:02.120 He can't do it.
00:20:03.220 He's weak.
00:20:03.640 He's not very smart.
00:20:05.600 And the Democrats like Nancy Pelosi and Chuck Schumer and the whole Democrat, they just walk
00:20:11.320 all over the top of him.
00:20:12.620 He don't get it.
00:20:13.380 He don't understand.
00:20:15.320 And he also looks like a dork with all the alpha males when they go out with Elon and
00:20:19.480 RFK Jr. and Trump's walking around, you know, being studs.
00:20:23.400 He looks like that little dork, little brother to your mom made you take.
00:20:26.800 Well, he reminds me of the elf on the shelf.
00:20:29.080 Does he not you?
00:20:29.760 I don't know if it's the holiday season or what, but like I picture an elf on the shelf
00:20:33.680 and I think of him.
00:20:35.460 Take your little brother, Johnny.
00:20:37.740 A gnome.
00:20:38.660 But mom, he's a dork.
00:20:39.940 I don't care.
00:20:41.240 Take him.
00:20:41.720 He's your little brother.
00:20:47.400 Oh, I'm going to miss doing this show.
00:20:49.980 Speaking of which, we are going to be gone until we return on the second.
00:20:55.480 So see you next year, so to speak.
00:20:58.660 But yes, I just want everybody to know in advance because I know I'm going to get bombarded with
00:21:03.900 where are you guys?
00:21:05.020 Well, we're going to come back on the second.
00:21:07.340 We're going to celebrate New Year's.
00:21:09.860 We're going to take a little bit of time off here.
00:21:11.540 But Kat never takes time off.
00:21:13.100 I don't take time off off of social media.
00:21:15.080 It just means not doing the show for a little bit.
00:21:18.240 So I hope you all are able to spend that with your loved ones and your family and your friends.
00:21:24.200 And I hope you're able to reconnect with people that you haven't seen in a while.
00:21:28.240 That's exactly what I'm going to do with the boys.
00:21:32.240 What do you got planned, Kat?
00:21:33.760 You going to cook?
00:21:34.500 Yeah, I'm just going to rest.
00:21:37.300 When I get a break, I'm tired.
00:21:39.500 And I just like to set it home, you know.
00:21:42.340 I laugh because this is when you stir up stuff.
00:21:46.200 Oh, yeah.
00:21:47.200 No.
00:21:47.760 You have more time to stir it up.
00:21:49.860 I'm going to be tweeting every day because I'm going to be, you know, that's what I get paid to do.
00:21:56.360 That's my job.
00:21:57.720 Gosh, do you stir it up?
00:21:59.320 You'll have extra hours to do just that.
00:22:02.140 I get them so pissed off.
00:22:03.800 I don't understand what it is about me.
00:22:06.180 It pisses them off.
00:22:07.020 All I do is tell the truth.
00:22:08.200 That's why.
00:22:09.860 And you don't let them out of it.
00:22:11.420 And you keep your receipts.
00:22:12.980 This guy today said, I don't understand how Kat has all these followers.
00:22:18.140 I don't get it how he gets followers.
00:22:19.860 It's just crap that he puts out.
00:22:21.500 And I look.
00:22:21.960 Yep, he's following me.
00:22:23.340 Isn't that the funniest?
00:22:24.660 I love when you point that out.
00:22:27.140 You're literally following me saying, you don't understand how I have all these followers.
00:22:32.020 I just don't get it, man.
00:22:33.900 It's the secret sauce.
00:22:35.060 You just got to learn on social media or anything that if you get a large enough account, there's going to be a lot of people that hate your guts.
00:22:45.160 And you just can't ever be in or care.
00:22:47.000 And you can't sit there and lose sleep over it.
00:22:48.660 I mean, you got to have a shoe leather skin and a huge backbone if you're going to get a huge account in the politics.
00:22:58.840 I'm just telling you because people come up.
00:23:01.220 I mean, I'd love to read some of my emails to you guys.
00:23:04.100 Well, it's really true.
00:23:05.680 And you have such a support system, too, though.
00:23:08.500 Oh, yeah.
00:23:09.060 I got Cat Turret Army's bomb.
00:23:11.180 Oh, my gosh.
00:23:12.520 Absolutely.
00:23:13.400 And they've got your back.
00:23:14.480 I've got your back.
00:23:15.560 Nobody will doubt that for even a second.
00:23:18.020 We've been through so much.
00:23:19.000 You know, I'm sitting here going, oh, my gosh.
00:23:20.800 How long have we been doing this show?
00:23:22.440 Four plus years.
00:23:24.640 Just this one.
00:23:25.320 We were doing stuff before this, but four plus.
00:23:29.420 We're in the pluses.
00:23:30.900 And I'm not going to forget our anniversary this year.
00:23:33.600 Huh.
00:23:34.080 The show anniversary.
00:23:35.060 I forgot it last year.
00:23:36.500 I'm not going to make that mistake again.
00:23:38.200 Oh, my gosh.
00:23:39.720 You would not have believed the DMs.
00:23:40.520 Yeah, because you live for that kind of crap.
00:23:42.020 I love that stuff.
00:23:43.340 I know.
00:23:43.680 It should have been on your calendar.
00:23:46.400 But somehow everybody thinks it's me.
00:23:48.900 I'm the one that's supposed to remember.
00:23:51.220 So, anyway, I found out a little bit too late last time around.
00:23:54.500 I think it was two days after.
00:23:55.580 I just.
00:23:56.480 Yeah, here.
00:23:57.300 So, let's read one of my emails.
00:23:58.940 I just, you know, I get on my birthday.
00:24:01.080 Let's hear it.
00:24:01.720 I just pulled this one up.
00:24:02.660 I just got.
00:24:03.800 And I can't say all this, but.
00:24:05.500 I just love how Dan Crenshaw owns you on Twitter.
00:24:09.320 You piece of shit.
00:24:11.080 You're a stupid MF or who's never done anything to note in your life.
00:24:14.980 You have never served America like Dan has.
00:24:17.200 You're lowly educated, living in some shithole down in Florida.
00:24:21.120 And you're just effing dumb.
00:24:24.220 You never amount to anything in your life without being some worthless Twitter fame.
00:24:29.080 You are a loser and you have zero value in your life.
00:24:32.200 Oh.
00:24:32.780 At least 300 of those a day.
00:24:35.440 Oh, my gosh.
00:24:37.440 No wonder.
00:24:37.520 Some version of that.
00:24:39.020 Yes.
00:24:39.500 No wonder you have thick skin.
00:24:41.460 Oh, my gosh.
00:24:42.500 Well, I get them too, though, Kat.
00:24:43.720 I absolutely get them too.
00:24:45.420 And I just kind of laugh at them.
00:24:46.580 I don't even block them.
00:24:48.060 I let them continue on with whatever it is.
00:24:50.500 Not everybody's going to like you.
00:24:52.620 You know, it's okay.
00:24:54.100 And when y'all email that stuff to me, number one, I'm so deep in your head that you're taking
00:25:00.540 the time out of your day of your life to write that to me.
00:25:04.800 I'm getting to you.
00:25:05.920 I am rent free in your brain.
00:25:07.320 And that makes me so happy.
00:25:08.360 When I read that shit, I laugh.
00:25:09.560 You think that upsets me?
00:25:10.960 They work on that.
00:25:11.640 I have confidence in myself.
00:25:12.980 We don't care.
00:25:13.400 People with confidence don't care what anybody else has to say about them.
00:25:15.760 I know, but here's the deal.
00:25:16.980 They worked hard at that.
00:25:18.180 I mean, that was something they worked on.
00:25:20.420 I mean, they composed that.
00:25:21.880 They sat in there and thought about it and then actually, you know, put their little fingers
00:25:27.320 all over a keyboard to, you know, organize it and then rewrote it probably three or four
00:25:31.760 times.
00:25:32.840 It's ridiculous.
00:25:35.340 I get a kick out of it.
00:25:36.500 I think it's hilarious.
00:25:37.420 It doesn't bother me a bit.
00:25:38.720 Oh, my gosh.
00:25:39.960 I knew I could just look at my email right now and I could find one.
00:25:42.560 Oh, sure.
00:25:42.980 Things like that.
00:25:43.560 Oh, they're everywhere.
00:25:44.080 Just on the air.
00:25:44.840 I know one's coming in.
00:25:46.240 Another one's already came in.
00:25:48.020 You know what's funny?
00:25:49.300 I don't even unfollow people.
00:25:52.840 So I get it in my DMs and that's okay.
00:25:54.980 That's fine.
00:25:55.980 I mean, that's good.
00:25:57.920 That's how they want to spend their time.
00:25:59.260 Speaking of unfollow, Twitter still has this habit, especially if you've got a bigger account
00:26:03.220 and you've got a lot of followers, unfollowing people.
00:26:06.680 Because I get, it just seems like once a day somebody says, hey, man, why did you unfollow me?
00:26:10.800 I know.
00:26:11.420 I didn't say anything to you.
00:26:12.500 I said, man, I haven't unfollowed anybody in three months.
00:26:16.560 And I said, sure enough, I unfollowed.
00:26:18.400 It just, it does that.
00:26:19.840 Well, here's something I was going to say, because a lot of people come to me and they're
00:26:23.260 like, I don't know what I did to get unfollowed.
00:26:26.560 I am so, so sorry.
00:26:27.840 Can you talk to Kat?
00:26:28.880 So maybe, you know, I'll send you a couple of these so that you know what's going on.
00:26:32.760 You can do like a president does with a turkey pardon.
00:26:35.680 You can give some turkey pardons this year.
00:26:38.720 Some ex-pardons.
00:26:40.820 Yeah.
00:26:41.080 So they've been doing it a long time.
00:26:42.960 And I mean, they used to block, they would block other people and you didn't block.
00:26:47.100 Right.
00:26:48.000 But some of it too is, I'm sure some of it's accidents because I'm like scrolling through
00:26:53.800 comments with my thumb on my phone really fast.
00:26:56.580 And I might, my thumb might just, as I'm scrolling, hit somebody's follow and follow.
00:27:00.800 You know what I mean?
00:27:01.480 Right.
00:27:02.620 So I'm sure some of them are like that, but most of them, they just, I don't know.
00:27:05.620 They just, they've been doing it for a long time.
00:27:07.500 So Kat Turd is going to be pardoning people this year.
00:27:12.300 That'll be part of the whole end of year thing that we do around here because I get it.
00:27:17.440 They're like, oh my gosh, you blocked me.
00:27:19.560 You follow, you know, there are a lot of people that, you know, will say that I did.
00:27:23.220 And I don't block anybody, not for any reason.
00:27:25.480 I mute people a lot just to get them out of my timeline.
00:27:28.540 Yeah.
00:27:28.820 Like liberals.
00:27:29.580 I do that.
00:27:30.140 And then for some reason, like when you're on your for you or your following and you're
00:27:34.220 just, they're just one, a liberal that you never talked to.
00:27:37.660 And I mean, Stephen King used to be in my timeline, everything he tweeted.
00:27:41.080 And I finally just had to mute him just to get him out of my timeline.
00:27:45.320 Exactly.
00:27:46.360 Of course he's over in blue sky now crying his big crocodile tears.
00:27:49.780 To all the other criers.
00:27:51.280 I don't get it.
00:27:52.100 But you know, blue sky.
00:27:53.160 He could have wrote 10 more novels in his life if he wouldn't cry about Trump 24-7.
00:27:57.320 Oh boy.
00:27:58.240 That's all they're doing.
00:27:59.960 I mean, it's just an effort over there where they're just crying about how they lost.
00:28:03.540 They lost not just a little bit, but by a lot.
00:28:07.040 Completely.
00:28:08.160 I mean, it was trifecta.
00:28:09.820 Landslide.
00:28:10.580 Popular vote.
00:28:11.400 The whole deal.
00:28:12.200 The thing is, any of those people that are surprised by it, gosh, you got to wonder about them.
00:28:18.520 You really do.
00:28:20.740 I mean, of course, President Trump was going to win.
00:28:22.940 I knew he was going to win.
00:28:24.340 I was worried about the cheating.
00:28:26.960 That's what had...
00:28:27.840 Well, they cheated again, but they did a lot to combat the cheating because they knew all the tricks from the last time.
00:28:35.900 So, of course, they cheat, and they cheated, and they cheat in Arizona, especially in California, where they just keep counting until they get the results they want.
00:28:44.620 But it was just so overwhelming.
00:28:47.580 I'm telling you, when I saw the Florida...
00:28:49.900 Like, a week before, when I started seeing the Florida early votes in real time reported every day, the early votes, which is combined with the mail-in voting.
00:29:00.060 And I saw that last time we were down 700,000, but this time we were up 800,000.
00:29:04.860 A 1.5 million difference in early voting than last time.
00:29:09.540 I was like, good God.
00:29:11.800 I said, well, okay.
00:29:13.060 I told myself, this is Florida.
00:29:15.840 We knew it's a dark purple state.
00:29:19.460 It's so red, it's purple.
00:29:22.140 But I said, and then they did the early...
00:29:24.660 They did the swing state, early vote swing state tallies the Monday before the two...
00:29:29.420 And I was just like, I was just like going down on the list, and I printed out something from last year.
00:29:34.680 I got three computers, and I got a workstation, because I do this for a living now.
00:29:38.820 Printers and laser printers.
00:29:41.220 And so you have to study this stuff.
00:29:43.220 And so I just like looked at the totals for 2020.
00:29:45.400 And then I looked at the totals, the early voting numbers in the swing states versus 20, 20.
00:29:53.320 And I'm like, good God.
00:29:55.200 I couldn't believe it.
00:29:56.280 I about fell out.
00:29:57.360 I said, this is like...
00:29:59.400 And I was just thinking, we got this.
00:30:01.320 And the last thing I'm going to do is going to come here on Monday or Tuesday show and say, we got this.
00:30:05.360 But I knew at that point, it totally...
00:30:09.000 I wasn't even nervous election day because of the early vote numbers compared.
00:30:12.680 And I was going, this is going to be really bad for the Democrats.
00:30:16.340 This is going to be called tonight.
00:30:19.700 Oh, my.
00:30:20.820 I was so sure of it.
00:30:21.980 I went to sleep for three hours and actually set an alarm, which I never do, and slept and got back up at midnight because I knew it was going to be called.
00:30:30.220 Well, even though you were reassuring me because you knew that I was really, really upset over the whole thing, because every single time you turned around, you knew that there was all of this cheating going on.
00:30:41.280 And it did happen, regardless of what anybody on the left says.
00:30:44.340 It still happened.
00:30:45.240 They still cheated in a lot of races.
00:30:47.220 I mean, look at Arizona.
00:30:48.380 You can just take that and look at that, look at those efforts over there, and you can see exactly what happened.
00:30:55.060 But at the same time, my mentality has always been to always act like you're 10 points behind, always feel like you've got to make a difference up until the very last minute, keep pushing, keep driving people to the poll, keep registering people to the poll.
00:31:11.000 It just became something that I was just built into my schedule that last week.
00:31:16.200 As soon as we were able to vote in California, even though I knew the odds in my area were against me 100%, I knew we could make a difference if we all just got out there and voted.
00:31:27.380 And so that's the mentality.
00:31:28.560 Well, like I say, you probably took 50 people to the polls, and you knew you couldn't lose California, but you added to the popular vote, so it has its value.
00:31:35.080 It does have its value, and we got rid of a bad DA as a result.
00:31:39.680 So that's really great.
00:31:40.820 I mean, we had some things that came out of it alive.
00:31:43.080 I mean, seriously, California is a conservative state.
00:31:46.900 This was a huge cry for help because of what they've done.
00:31:51.920 Yeah, it was like he did 14 points better in New Jersey, 15 points better in New York.
00:31:57.860 Incredible numbers.
00:31:59.100 I know.
00:31:59.840 I mean, he was just a little bit more tipping.
00:32:06.380 He could have won a few really, really blue states, and it was close.
00:32:11.480 That's right.
00:32:12.220 They didn't call them early.
00:32:13.600 I know.
00:32:14.520 Like they normally do.
00:32:15.920 But you know what?
00:32:17.000 It has definitely gotten the attention of the Democrats.
00:32:20.540 I mean, that's why you saw the silence that you saw because everybody went, whoa, what's going on?
00:32:27.280 They were clueless.
00:32:29.000 They have had the lamestream media at their beck and call.
00:32:32.000 They have been sitting up there like they are some kind of superstar dealing with Hollywood and all this stuff, treating us all like we're slaves.
00:32:38.320 I mean, that's how they really think about us, truly, that we work for them, not vice versa.
00:32:43.660 But this one.
00:32:44.380 So they were going to vote for the three things.
00:32:47.300 So just give you a little inside baseball.
00:32:50.480 They were going to vote for the three things.
00:32:52.480 McCarthy.
00:32:53.220 McCarthy.
00:32:53.900 Something.
00:32:54.740 Johnson.
00:32:55.140 The Speaker, Johnson, killed it.
00:32:58.500 Oh, gosh.
00:32:59.380 So now they're back in.
00:33:00.940 Yeah, I think he caved.
00:33:03.920 How ridiculous.
00:33:04.520 So now the House is going to vote on a single spending resolution instead of the smaller pieces.
00:33:11.980 You know what?
00:33:12.460 They're going to vote on the same exact bill as yesterday now.
00:33:18.220 And they're going to vote.
00:33:18.620 Except without the debt ceiling.
00:33:21.480 That's what they come up in 24 hours to do.
00:33:24.280 Weak.
00:33:25.640 Just absolutely weak.
00:33:26.960 Yep.
00:33:27.800 And just so you know, it's 100% that it's Speaker Johnson through the three singles.
00:33:34.520 He's the one that screwed it up.
00:33:37.760 Always.
00:33:39.220 There's always one.
00:33:40.840 One that's not like the others.
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00:35:59.700 Did she pay full price?
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00:36:02.960 Or those knee-high boots?
00:36:04.740 That dress?
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00:36:15.100 Oh boy.
00:36:16.500 Oh my goodness.
00:36:18.260 It has been something else.
00:36:20.360 I mean, this whole thing.
00:36:21.520 The student loan bailout, for example.
00:36:25.480 I mean, come on.
00:36:26.360 Here we are.
00:36:27.360 Running around this whole nonsense again.
00:36:29.400 Biden's administration pushes another $4.28 billion student loan bailout for 55,000 public
00:36:39.800 sector workers while hardworking taxpayers foot the bill.
00:36:44.600 When I said-
00:36:45.440 And it's unconstitutional.
00:36:46.740 It's going to be stopped.
00:36:47.600 And then there's never going to happen.
00:36:48.920 They keep trying to make it happen.
00:36:50.240 It's already been discotus.
00:36:51.800 What?
00:36:52.040 Are we going on time number three?
00:36:53.720 This is ridiculous.
00:36:54.700 They truly believe that they are above the law.
00:36:58.940 They always have.
00:37:01.240 This is how they run these slaves.
00:37:04.920 When I say that they consider us their slaves, I mean that wholeheartedly.
00:37:11.600 They're just the biggest bunch of crooks I've ever seen.
00:37:15.880 Unbelievable.
00:37:16.320 Come on, January 20th.
00:37:19.600 Usually you're excited about Christmas and New Year's, right?
00:37:22.000 This year, you're just like, whatever.
00:37:24.040 Come on, January 20th.
00:37:25.840 That's our Christmas present.
00:37:27.280 Whatever Christmas, ma.
00:37:28.660 Well, it's January 20th.
00:37:29.880 It's going to be our Christmas and our New Year's.
00:37:31.760 It's so true, Kat.
00:37:33.240 I mean, that is really our Christmas present.
00:37:35.520 I might have many adult cocktails at the party.
00:37:38.460 Oh, I know you are going to.
00:37:41.120 I have no doubt about that.
00:37:42.680 You're going to be in wonderful form.
00:37:44.240 And you should celebrate.
00:37:45.540 My goodness, think about all that went into this.
00:37:48.800 We had to live through the last four years.
00:37:51.280 It was a nightmare.
00:37:52.420 There's going to be some drinks afloat and there's going to be some YMCA playing and some
00:37:57.460 Trump dancing happening.
00:37:58.880 Everybody, practice your Trump dance if you're coming because you're going to have to because
00:38:02.020 we're going to slam YMCA about every hour over the loudspeakers.
00:38:05.840 Well, and I'm sure you have your Fight, Fight, Fight cologne packed, probably.
00:38:11.500 I don't know if I can wear that there.
00:38:13.080 I might not.
00:38:14.420 Meow.
00:38:15.540 I might not be able to make it through the crowd.
00:38:18.600 That Fight, Fight, Fight's some wonderful stuff.
00:38:22.560 It works in wonders.
00:38:24.180 I might have to just get some high karate for that night or something.
00:38:30.180 Oh, my gosh.
00:38:31.400 I'm sure you have no problem.
00:38:32.840 That Fight, Fight, Fight, you've seen the commercial, man.
00:38:34.760 Just as soon as you put it on, man.
00:38:36.820 Wow.
00:38:37.340 It's over.
00:38:38.100 That is the funniest thing.
00:38:40.220 Oh, my gosh, Kat.
00:38:41.260 I kind of like couldn't believe it's $200, but I don't know what cologne, you know, usually
00:38:45.260 costs or what good cologne costs.
00:38:46.960 That's not overly good.
00:38:48.100 So, yeah, smelling good costs money.
00:38:52.780 It does.
00:38:53.420 Smelling poor is for forever.
00:38:54.700 You have to suffer to be beautiful.
00:38:56.940 Smell.
00:38:56.980 You have to suffer to be beautiful.
00:38:59.960 Think about what we have to go through.
00:39:01.720 I mean, seriously.
00:39:02.640 There's a lot to it.
00:39:03.760 It's just, you know.
00:39:05.080 I don't know how you, I don't know how women do it.
00:39:07.140 All the makeup and all that.
00:39:08.420 Man, it's just like every day.
00:39:10.100 You make it fun.
00:39:10.700 Guys just throw on some clothes, man.
00:39:12.580 Put on a backwards hat and go out to the door.
00:39:14.880 Oh, no.
00:39:15.360 You make it fun because actually sometimes that's the best part of the day, right?
00:39:20.780 I mean, everything that comes after that is okay, whatever.
00:39:23.300 But the date dance and all that stuff, sometimes that rate's even higher.
00:39:29.200 Yeah.
00:39:29.860 Seriously.
00:39:30.960 If that's the highlight of your day, you need a boyfriend.
00:39:34.920 Oh, yeah.
00:39:35.560 So I can listen to them talk about me, me, me, me, me all day long.
00:39:39.380 Yeah.
00:39:39.800 Don't forget where I am.
00:39:41.060 I'm in LA.
00:39:41.160 Want to talk about me?
00:39:42.040 Want to talk about I?
00:39:43.880 Want to talk about number one?
00:39:46.880 Well, speaking of which, you've got Representative Jim Jordan.
00:39:51.360 Weaponization panel releases 17,000 page report exposing two-tiered system of government.
00:39:58.100 Oh, how much are we paying for that little number?
00:40:01.640 We've known about all of this.
00:40:03.020 What are they going to actually do about all of this?
00:40:09.740 Unbelievable.
00:40:10.600 So you've got Jim Jordan that's over there.
00:40:12.680 I mean, this has been proven years ago.
00:40:14.660 Are we just celebrating basically putting a bow on top of the box?
00:40:18.660 I don't know.
00:40:19.800 Will they ever do anything about the findings in the report?
00:40:22.580 Or is it simply just reconfirming what we already know?
00:40:25.480 That's to be discovered later, I guess.
00:40:28.300 But yeah, they feel like you should know that they have finished this report, that there
00:40:33.460 is a two-tiered justice system indeed.
00:40:36.120 I don't know what to say, but really, ridiculous.
00:40:42.780 This is all about the Twitter files, the Facebook files, all of that.
00:40:47.280 Of course we knew what was going on.
00:40:49.120 The whole thing is just crazy, but President Trump is just doing amazing.
00:40:58.100 He's got the president of Mexico.
00:41:00.800 He's not even president yet, but yet the Trump effect is there.
00:41:04.780 She says she is ready to receive Mexicans deported by Donald Trump.
00:41:09.060 Those tariffs are already working, and they haven't even happened yet.
00:41:16.880 It's amazing.
00:41:19.220 Here comes McConnell now.
00:41:20.680 McConnell, I don't care to count how many times I've reminded our colleagues and our
00:41:24.400 House counterparts how hard it is to shut down the government and how foolish it is to
00:41:28.000 bet your own side.
00:41:29.940 Won't take the blame for it.
00:41:31.400 Recent history doesn't leave a whole lot of room for interpretation on that one.
00:41:36.560 When you try to use normal men.
00:41:41.640 I'm surprised that he could even stand up at this point.
00:41:45.720 I really...
00:41:46.580 He can't.
00:41:47.340 McConnell, all of those people, they are just...
00:41:51.420 It's time.
00:41:52.800 It's really...
00:41:53.160 Who cares?
00:41:53.760 Who?
00:41:54.080 Who?
00:41:54.560 Who?
00:41:54.980 We're going to blame you for the shutdown.
00:41:56.720 There's not an election in two years, and Donald Trump's coming in, and he's not even
00:41:59.800 in office.
00:42:00.360 Who gives a damn, McConnell?
00:42:02.280 Retire, you old bag of bones.
00:42:04.100 Well, they're all delusional.
00:42:05.560 I mean, they're all starting to figure out that, whoa, Biden didn't even have the mental
00:42:10.480 capacity to put one foot in front of the other, right?
00:42:14.540 And now, all of a sudden, they're acting like they're shocked?
00:42:17.060 This is why I can't stand the lamestream media, because Biden says, right here, that there's
00:42:22.420 not a single thing he regrets about his disastrous presidency.
00:42:26.860 Nothing at all.
00:42:28.520 Probably because he had nothing to do with it.
00:42:30.800 It's because you don't remember any of them.
00:42:32.260 I mean, you had the bureaucrats that were playing bingo up there, and they were the
00:42:36.200 ones running the show.
00:42:37.520 It wasn't Joe.
00:42:38.800 He's up there playing Yahtzee and eating ice cream.
00:42:40.840 That's all he remembers.
00:42:42.260 That's it.
00:42:43.320 Yahtzee with blank dice.
00:42:45.400 Think about that.
00:42:46.160 Think about completing your day and saying, all right, well, I've got this card here.
00:42:50.560 I called on all the right people at this press conference.
00:42:53.540 I recognized all the faces on this card.
00:42:55.800 I say here, I'm supposed to call on Lisa, but this is the key.
00:43:01.120 Yeah, where you at, Lisa?
00:43:03.140 Oh, here.
00:43:03.640 And then, you know, he starts reading his answer before she can get to it.
00:43:06.080 Oh, yeah, well, my answer to this question, wait a minute, let me read it off.
00:43:10.180 It was pathetic.
00:43:11.380 It still is.
00:43:12.440 It's ongoing.
00:43:15.000 I mean, the fact that...
00:43:15.880 Boy, he's getting worse, too.
00:43:17.020 He's starting to open the old mouth like Jimmy Carter.
00:43:19.420 Oh, boy, I know.
00:43:21.000 He's getting the Jimmy Carter open mouth.
00:43:22.980 Oh, that is sad.
00:43:23.820 Man.
00:43:25.020 It's true, though.
00:43:26.820 I can't believe...
00:43:27.820 I do feel sorry for Jimmy Carter because his family rolling him out like that,
00:43:32.760 and he's going to be always remembered like that with just completely comatose
00:43:35.620 looking with an open mouth and looking horrible.
00:43:37.300 He's 100, isn't he?
00:43:38.100 I get it.
00:43:38.720 I mean, if I make it to 100, which I won't.
00:43:41.460 I mean, that's exactly what we're all going to look like.
00:43:44.240 But, good God.
00:43:46.500 What kind of family are you?
00:43:50.420 Seriously, you're talking about no respect for you people, man.
00:43:53.320 Y'all are some lowlifes to do that to you.
00:43:55.900 Great-granddaddy, man.
00:43:57.340 That is sorry.
00:43:58.700 Oh, it's so sad.
00:44:00.220 It really is.
00:44:01.280 I mean, don't you have any respect for them?
00:44:03.440 I mean, you don't see these people that, you know, they get in their 70s or 80s,
00:44:07.700 and they're famous, like way, you know, world-famous actors and singers,
00:44:12.980 and they have Alzheimer's disease or something, and they just, like,
00:44:17.580 they're alive for three or four years, and then, you know, they end up,
00:44:20.220 hey, he died at 82, but you hadn't seen him in four years.
00:44:22.600 It's because they had Alzheimer's.
00:44:23.940 They don't want to be seen like that when they're doing.
00:44:25.980 They don't want to be known like that.
00:44:28.020 Right.
00:44:28.380 What a horrible thing to do to somebody.
00:44:32.220 It's just your own family member, man.
00:44:34.360 I'd never do that to one of my family members.
00:44:36.280 It's the last thing I'd do.
00:44:37.280 Nobody I know or in my family would even consider doing it.
00:44:40.780 We wouldn't even have to talk about it.
00:44:42.300 It'd be a no-brainer.
00:44:43.480 Of course not.
00:44:44.760 And then they paraded him around and said,
00:44:46.740 oh, he was so excited to vote for Kamala Harris.
00:44:49.740 He's hanging on just for that.
00:44:52.000 Are you kidding?
00:44:53.240 This is really what you're bragging about?
00:44:55.140 Oh, my gosh.
00:44:58.820 It's just really a shame.
00:45:00.360 I just never knew how bad.
00:45:02.580 They always talk about man's inhumanity to man.
00:45:05.340 And until you actually watch it unfold,
00:45:08.660 you don't really believe it can be that bad.
00:45:11.020 But it is.
00:45:12.500 It truly is.
00:45:13.320 I mean, look at right now it's gotten so cold in North Carolina.
00:45:17.160 And people are living in tents.
00:45:20.600 They're staying in tents.
00:45:21.920 They are freezing.
00:45:22.760 And what is this government doing?
00:45:25.620 Nothing.
00:45:26.220 They won't divvy out a bill so that they can address what we have in front of us.
00:45:33.500 The hurricane was months ago now.
00:45:37.420 Do something.
00:45:39.240 Anything.
00:45:40.120 Even if it's wrong, do something.
00:45:43.820 They're not even thinking about it.
00:45:45.840 They would rather get up there, fight, and grandstand.
00:45:49.560 They lost.
00:45:50.540 The Democrats lost.
00:45:52.560 Republicans, you won.
00:45:54.600 Start acting like it.
00:45:56.040 They don't know how to.
00:45:58.820 Especially with that dork Mike Johnson.
00:46:00.640 Man, are you talking about a feckless weakling?
00:46:03.600 We didn't ever vote for him.
00:46:05.800 They got rid of McCarthy.
00:46:07.100 He was a joke.
00:46:08.720 I swear to God, McCarthy's better than him, though.
00:46:11.680 Well, it's starting to look that way.
00:46:14.780 He is, man.
00:46:15.760 He's better than him.
00:46:17.000 I mean, they're both pitiful, but, you know, it's just like, you know, one really, really
00:46:21.140 sucks, but the other one really, really, really sucks.
00:46:24.080 You want to talk about even more troubles?
00:46:26.560 They have their own agenda.
00:46:27.940 And the agenda isn't President Trump's agenda.
00:46:30.080 And the agenda isn't our agenda.
00:46:31.500 And it's every single time.
00:46:33.360 Well, next time, we're going to get them, boys.
00:46:35.040 It's the old halftime.
00:46:36.480 It's the old end of the game.
00:46:38.460 We'll get them next year when you're losing the playoff speech.
00:46:41.040 Now, this is our time, or there is no other time.
00:46:44.620 This could be the greatest time.
00:46:46.540 And they're up there sticking their thumbs up their butts, yelling and screaming at each
00:46:50.480 other, yelling at us on Twitter.
00:46:53.380 And they're like, oh, we want to do single bills now.
00:46:57.660 We're not voting unless it's a single bill.
00:46:59.840 Well, you've had the damn gavel for two damn years, you idiots.
00:47:02.880 And why didn't you do it now?
00:47:04.200 Now you do it in the, you want a magic pill in the midnight hour to do it two years into
00:47:09.680 your run?
00:47:10.340 Screw you.
00:47:11.840 Oh, it's just so, it's so ridiculous.
00:47:13.220 You just want to get up there and hear yourselves talking, man.
00:47:15.520 But we don't.
00:47:16.720 Well, here's the thing.
00:47:17.380 They've been able to get away with doing whatever it is without the American people.
00:47:22.160 Regardless, they've been sitting up there lying to us for the past four years.
00:47:25.380 We all watched it in real time.
00:47:27.300 We all experienced it firsthand.
00:47:29.520 I mean, this shouldn't surprise you.
00:47:31.160 World War III alert.
00:47:33.300 Biden secretly more than doubled U.S. troops in Syria to 2,000 without telling anyone.
00:47:43.220 I, they've been lying about everything.
00:47:45.380 You went from having U.S. troops in Syria from 900 to 2,000 over the past few months, and
00:47:55.060 no one even uttered a word about it.
00:47:58.940 Think about that.
00:48:05.900 That's what we have here.
00:48:09.700 You've got President Trump who's sitting there working on the border wall, thank goodness.
00:48:14.000 He files an amicus brief to stop Biden's sale of the border wall, materials for $5, so that
00:48:22.320 we can buy it back at 100 times that amount at least.
00:48:27.300 And basically, they're saying it could constitute a criminal act, a sale like this.
00:48:34.040 They don't want that border wall built.
00:48:38.360 They want to continue to let all of these people into our country.
00:48:43.280 And the dumbasses, he won the Hispanic male vote by 2 or 3%.
00:48:47.960 That's the thing.
00:48:52.040 They're letting in Trump voters, and they don't even know it.
00:48:55.620 Well, the problem is they're letting in whomever, whatever.
00:49:00.520 That's why we've got all of these criminals that need to go first off.
00:49:04.440 And I am so glad that we have a border czar that's taking that seriously.
00:49:08.500 And you've got the military that needs to be remade because of all of this DEI and all this other nonsense.
00:49:19.820 Just get rid of all the DEI teachers, all the DEI people.
00:49:26.220 Throw anybody out.
00:49:27.280 If you want to go in there and you want to take pictures and dog bondage outfits and your uniform,
00:49:34.600 and you want to, you know, dudes, you want to wear dresses, go do that somewhere besides the damn military, man.
00:49:39.560 The military is a serious place where everybody has to be on the same page,
00:49:43.720 and you've got one mission to protect and serve the United States of America and win wars and kill people.
00:49:50.120 And that's it.
00:49:52.520 Cat Turd, I just have to show you my page.
00:49:54.500 It's just so funny.
00:49:55.300 This is what I see every day, the last couple of days.
00:49:59.280 I come over here.
00:50:00.180 What's happening, right?
00:50:01.800 Cat Turd, trending.
00:50:02.960 Again, under Christmas Market and above Howard Eskin and above Liar.
00:50:12.080 This is what goes on on my page.
00:50:14.220 I have no idea that you're trending until I sit down.
00:50:16.880 It just jumped and changed.
00:50:18.200 Boom.
00:50:20.300 There you show up again.
00:50:21.060 I don't even look at the – people tell me I'm trending almost every day, and I never even look.
00:50:24.980 I'm like, oh, my God.
00:50:26.920 It's just – I don't know.
00:50:28.340 I guess, you know, a lot of it's because a lot of people hate me.
00:50:30.820 They're talking about how they have to put – I hate Cat Turd, Cat Turd, Cat Turd, Cat Turd.
00:50:34.360 I hate that Cat Turd.
00:50:35.440 Oh, my gosh.
00:50:36.320 Well, they're going to fund your own private island.
00:50:39.280 I'll tell you what.
00:50:40.140 All the haters.
00:50:41.240 Yeah.
00:50:41.600 Thank you for that.
00:50:43.280 Really appreciate it.
00:50:45.260 Yeah.
00:50:45.580 Don't make me get checks so big.
00:50:46.800 People have to help you carry it, you know.
00:50:48.580 Thanks to your haters.
00:50:49.500 It is funny to say – it is funny to say that to the, you know, the trolls every now and then.
00:50:56.560 Thank you for trolling my thing and making me more money.
00:51:00.480 I appreciate that.
00:51:01.440 You could never say that before.
00:51:03.940 Exactly.
00:51:04.800 It infuriates them, too, when you say it.
00:51:07.480 It's like, oh, my God.
00:51:08.700 And then they say something else.
00:51:09.700 I say, that's more money.
00:51:11.320 Thank you.
00:51:11.980 And they know no matter what they say, again, I'm going to say, more money.
00:51:15.800 That is so funny.
00:51:17.120 Well, I'll tell you –
00:51:18.200 They can't win.
00:51:19.340 Well, I'll tell you one comment from the littermates over here.
00:51:23.140 CSI referee says, if Cat isn't trending, I worry.
00:51:27.540 LOL.
00:51:29.300 When he's quiet, that's when everybody needs to worry.
00:51:32.820 Exactly.
00:51:33.440 And you know what?
00:51:34.040 When you are, that is when I start getting DMs.
00:51:37.400 If you haven't posted, all of a sudden, my DMs, I fill up.
00:51:41.040 Is Cat okay?
00:51:42.120 Have you talked to him?
00:51:42.840 When was the last time you talked to him?
00:51:43.820 I know.
00:51:44.240 I mean, sometimes I just get burnt out and have to take 11 hours off or something.
00:51:49.400 You just do.
00:51:50.480 I don't blame you one bit.
00:51:52.140 I mean, I get out in the woods, go fishing, whatever.
00:51:54.960 I just have to do it.
00:51:55.800 But it's addictive, too.
00:51:58.340 It's really addictive.
00:52:01.300 If I didn't – you know, if – I don't know.
00:52:07.980 You know, I don't even want to say if I wasn't an influencer,
00:52:10.360 but I probably wouldn't tweet there as much because you just feel pressured to at some point.
00:52:15.760 You know what I'm saying?
00:52:16.360 I don't know how to –
00:52:16.780 You have an obligation.
00:52:17.900 Yeah.
00:52:18.240 – praise this, right?
00:52:19.200 But no, it's a hell of a thing, man.
00:52:23.860 And I read that email to you.
00:52:26.120 I mean, that's all day, every day for me.
00:52:28.540 I mean, these people, they hate your guts.
00:52:31.500 And all these people on the left, like we've mentioned on Meathead and these crazy people on Twitter on the left,
00:52:41.300 I don't more care about them to write them an email and sit there and hate on them all day.
00:52:46.760 I don't care about them enough to give them my time like that.
00:52:52.180 I don't give a damn what these people think or say.
00:52:54.820 Who cares?
00:52:55.460 I care about how they swatted you.
00:52:59.460 I care about when they're threatening you.
00:53:02.740 Those are the things that really concern me, and all of those things have happened three times.
00:53:06.640 My swatter is in a D.C. jail right now.
00:53:08.620 I'm getting swatted by Big Bubba.
00:53:10.340 That's right.
00:53:12.600 He certainly is.
00:53:14.280 Speaking of some news, it looks like we've got some breaking news.
00:53:17.800 I was looking at what that Christmas market was about.
00:53:30.480 Well, it's not good.
00:53:31.480 There was a terror attack in Germany, as a video shows a BMW driving through a Christmas market,
00:53:39.020 leaving at least one dead and up to 80 injured.
00:53:44.520 Yeah, now, yeah.
00:53:46.820 Now, okay, let's just, okay, okay.
00:53:52.160 They do this every time that a terrorist, you know, does it.
00:53:57.160 The BMW ran through it, not the, you know, not the guy screaming out a hog bar, not him.
00:54:04.120 Exactly.
00:54:05.020 It's the BMW killed them people.
00:54:06.580 That's it.
00:54:08.020 The driver of the car, reported to be a dark BMW, he was arrested following the crash,
00:54:14.100 which took place at 7.04 p.m. today.
00:54:18.100 A car drove through a group of people at a Christmas market in eastern German city of Magdeburg on Friday,
00:54:26.220 leaving between 60 and 80 people injured.
00:54:29.560 You've got the video clip here.
00:54:31.720 I mean, I hate to say that.
00:54:32.900 It's not lucky.
00:54:33.620 But if that, what I see on film, only killed one person and injured 80, they're lucky.
00:54:40.520 Exactly.
00:54:42.240 I mean, this is, this is pretty big.
00:54:44.280 Keep letting them come in, you idiots.
00:54:55.220 Yep.
00:54:56.460 That's it.
00:54:57.180 Keep opening your borders to the world.
00:55:00.360 My goodness.
00:55:02.100 I mean, that's the thing.
00:55:04.080 But we don't know anything about, you absolutely made a great point.
00:55:09.180 We don't know anything about the driver.
00:55:10.960 They say terrorist attack, but.
00:55:13.100 No, the BMW killed him.
00:55:14.480 Don't you know that?
00:55:16.180 Exactly.
00:55:17.200 Let me tell you something.
00:55:18.360 If that was a, if that was a, if that was a white dude with a Trump hat,
00:55:23.100 the headline would right now say, white dude with Trump hat, racist KKK member.
00:55:28.160 Absolutely.
00:55:28.640 Wows over it, colored people.
00:55:30.860 That's exactly what it would say.
00:55:32.760 Absolutely.
00:55:33.200 I mean, for all we know, it could be somebody that just left a bar.
00:55:36.660 They're completely intoxicated.
00:55:38.120 They fell asleep at the wheel and they went right through the Christmas market, right?
00:55:42.220 I mean, for all we know, but yet here you've got a headline that tries to paint a completely
00:55:49.280 different story.
00:55:50.420 Terror attack, they're calling it.
00:55:53.380 So, and we don't know, you know, what it is, what this terror attack is.
00:55:58.500 We don't know who it is or any of the details.
00:56:00.180 Well, you know.
00:56:01.800 That's what they do.
00:56:02.360 I can take a wild guess and probably be right, like 99% of the time.
00:56:06.520 Yep.
00:56:07.160 You, you most of the time are right on the money.
00:56:12.340 Absolutely.
00:56:13.140 You are.
00:56:13.580 We've played this game before.
00:56:17.360 Yep.
00:56:17.840 But they are saying in here, there's a follow-up story to this horror and terror attack at
00:56:25.700 the German Christmas market comes just days after 10,000 strong March chanting Allah Akbar.
00:56:33.680 Now many feel generously towards Syrian refugees must end.
00:56:38.620 So there is the reason why they started with that headline is because this happened just
00:56:45.640 a couple of days ago.
00:56:49.280 Look at all of these flags, Palestinian flags, all of that.
00:56:55.520 It's definitely a never ending story, but that's what they want.
00:57:01.980 Especially this group, they want people divided.
00:57:04.780 I mean, that's just how they operate.
00:57:06.960 That's how they work.
00:57:09.280 They have been worse on Christians than I think I've ever seen.
00:57:13.560 Wrong Ray made sure that this government was planted in Catholic congregations.
00:57:21.100 Think about that for a second.
00:57:22.820 They were spying on whether you were buying a Bible or whether you were buying a MAGA flag.
00:57:28.760 That's what they were interested in.
00:57:34.120 People are just really, I mean, it's another day.
00:57:38.620 In paradise around here, always.
00:57:41.160 Yeah.
00:57:42.680 But I...
00:57:43.380 And you let unchecked immigration come in from third world countries and just take over your
00:57:50.120 whole everything.
00:57:51.460 I mean, what do you think is going to happen?
00:57:52.940 It's true.
00:57:53.520 I mean, it's really, that's why we are so protective of our borders because the people that are coming
00:58:02.760 across, they aren't interested in assimilating with the American people.
00:58:08.000 They really are not.
00:58:09.240 They don't plan on it.
00:58:10.920 They are going to...
00:58:11.680 If you were to look at Dearborn, Michigan, for example, you would think that you were
00:58:16.120 in a third world country.
00:58:17.720 If you come to LA, you would feel like you were in a third world country.
00:58:24.840 There are prices to this.
00:58:27.440 Big prices.
00:58:29.060 Just ask some of the mothers of the children that were killed by illegal aliens.
00:58:35.240 Raped and killed, mind you.
00:58:40.260 This is really something else.
00:58:43.120 I mean, it is...
00:58:43.980 It's constant, but I'm determined to have a nice holiday.
00:58:48.180 Thank goodness we have President Trump in office.
00:58:51.080 I cannot tell you enough.
00:58:52.520 Prayers were answered with that one.
00:58:54.780 No question about it.
00:58:56.200 It's just...
00:58:57.080 And, you know, all this will go away and Trump's going to get in the office.
00:59:00.800 And, you know, he's going to be fighting the Republican Party.
00:59:03.380 Everything great he's going to do, he's going to have to do around them because, you know,
00:59:06.240 they're not going to vote for him.
00:59:07.960 Lisa Murkowski is going to be against everything he does.
00:59:10.560 All these grandstanding...
00:59:12.400 You know, when you hear a conservative, go on CNN or Fox News right before they're back
00:59:19.680 and say, I'm a principled conservative and I won't...
00:59:24.440 Just get ready.
00:59:25.440 They're about to stab your ass in the back.
00:59:27.480 That's right.
00:59:28.320 And lose to the Democrats.
00:59:29.780 When you hear the word, I'm a principled conservative.
00:59:32.400 Get ready for the knife.
00:59:33.640 Just go ahead.
00:59:34.440 It's coming.
00:59:35.320 But everybody needs to know what we know.
00:59:37.700 And that is you are all being heard.
00:59:40.320 You are being heard.
00:59:41.500 Keep the pressure on.
00:59:42.540 You have more power than you even know.
00:59:44.780 And yes, I will be doing my show tomorrow.
00:59:46.900 I see some people asking about that.
00:59:48.540 Yes, I will.
00:59:49.640 You can join me for a political rendezvous tomorrow.
00:59:53.740 And we named the show Mag-a-nificent Year.
00:59:59.140 A...
00:59:59.460 Oh, so you are doing the show tomorrow.
01:00:01.020 Yes, I am.
01:00:02.660 We're going to have the gems and littermates in there.
01:00:05.620 We're going to tear it up and we're going to talk about a mag-a-nificent year.
01:00:10.480 So excited about that.
01:00:11.980 You always have a good time on Saturday rehashing everything, going through the top 10 and all
01:00:16.640 of that.
01:00:17.200 It's at the same time, 3 o'clock p.m. Eastern Time.
01:00:20.700 And it's on a different channel, Jules Jones Live.
01:00:23.500 But Cat Turd helps me get the word out as soon as I let him know I'm live.
01:00:27.580 But we have a good time.
01:00:28.720 We just kind of deep dive and all of that.
01:00:30.280 But that will be the last show.
01:00:31.580 And then remember that we are going to come back on the 2nd.
01:00:35.660 In the litter box, we're going to be out of the office, out of the box until the 2nd
01:00:41.240 of January.
01:00:42.860 And so...
01:00:43.360 Yep.
01:00:43.860 Yeah.
01:00:44.400 We got a lot of...
01:00:44.820 And we're sorry, but we need to break too.
01:00:46.900 We really do.
01:00:48.180 I do miss it when I'm...
01:00:49.520 You know, after a few days, you're like, man, I really want to run my mouth about this.
01:00:55.040 I know.
01:00:55.900 I want to bitch and moan to 100,000 people about this right here.
01:00:59.900 Oh, my gosh.
01:01:00.460 I miss our conversations.
01:01:01.580 I mean, this is like our therapy session.
01:01:04.120 It's like when I just sit here and I'm like, I can't believe they're doing this.
01:01:07.600 I can't wait to talk to Cat about this because I'm going to learn so much.
01:01:10.800 And so does everybody else.
01:01:12.000 And everybody has input and everything else.
01:01:14.000 And you all are just doing an amazing job.
01:01:16.040 You truly are.
01:01:16.920 And believe me, you're being heard.
01:01:18.620 You're being talked about non-stop.
01:01:21.320 But with that, I also want to thank everybody for the donations that you have done for the
01:01:27.080 show.
01:01:27.700 Leventhal Spade, thank you very much.
01:01:30.540 MSB Voice, thank you.
01:01:33.060 Dodian Bree, thank you for your donation.
01:01:36.260 Deb Weth Seven, thank you so much.
01:01:39.060 We really appreciate it.
01:01:40.200 And then today, of course, Renee McCurry, who keeps me straight on all of the donations.
01:01:46.320 She says, Merry Christmas and Happy New Year's to Jules and Cat Turd and all of our wonderful
01:01:51.980 litter mates.
01:01:52.640 I love you all.
01:01:54.020 She keeps me straight on all this stuff because honestly.
01:01:57.080 I'm sure she'll be at the inauguration stock.
01:01:59.100 She always comes to the parties.
01:02:00.480 She's awesome.
01:02:01.960 She really is.
01:02:02.840 All of you litter mates are.
01:02:04.800 That's going to be a party and a half.
01:02:06.300 And I've kind of talked Cat into letting me stream that night.
01:02:12.180 Yeah, so I don't know if I'm going to do that or not.
01:02:14.020 Oh, gosh.
01:02:14.780 Just so I don't know.
01:02:15.300 God, really?
01:02:17.240 Just the logistics of it.
01:02:18.740 I want to make sure we can hear it with the bands and stuff.
01:02:21.920 If you had to.
01:02:22.580 I got to figure out how to do it.
01:02:24.580 We're going to get you in the men's bathroom.
01:02:27.100 If you really want to come, why don't you just come?
01:02:30.920 No, I want to be there in spirit.
01:02:32.980 But the bathroom's quiet.
01:02:34.540 You've been in spirit enough.
01:02:35.440 It's time to get up there on stage with us.
01:02:38.440 Oh, yeah.
01:02:39.800 That fight, fight, fight cologne.
01:02:40.560 Let's take a good look at you.
01:02:41.280 See what you got.
01:02:45.060 Oh, your tricks are not going to work on me.
01:02:47.640 But maybe they will.
01:02:48.980 We've got Winnie's World who says, Holy cow, buying Cat Turd a drink.
01:02:53.520 Then we've got Music is My Passion, Merry Christmas, Jules and Cat Turd.
01:02:58.400 Love you.
01:02:59.680 And the same to all the litter mates.
01:03:02.520 You all are just great.
01:03:03.500 You absolutely make our holiday.
01:03:05.040 You make our every day.
01:03:06.140 Truly, we look forward to all of this.
01:03:08.500 Christian Patriot 252, Merry Christmas.
01:03:11.100 And I put together a little video, a Christmas video for everybody.
01:03:14.880 So I'm going to play that before we get going.
01:03:17.780 And you'll be able to see all, of course, the puppy dogs and everything else.
01:03:24.080 Merry Christmas, everyone.
01:03:25.700 And Happy New Year.
01:03:27.020 We'll be right back.
01:03:57.020 That was really good, Jules.
01:04:21.600 You're getting good at that.
01:04:22.400 Oh, there's Wiggles with Cousin Eddie.
01:04:31.560 That's how I decided to end it.
01:04:33.800 That's the Christmas card at the very end.
01:04:37.760 Are you serious, Wiggles, from Randy Quaid?
01:04:40.560 I thought that was awesome.
01:04:42.140 I had to do something.
01:04:43.080 That's the best thing that's ever happened to me on Twitter.
01:04:44.960 I don't care what anybody says.
01:04:46.280 Oh, it's incredible.
01:04:47.200 Cousin Eddie, giving a shout out to, you know, Wiggles pretending to be him.
01:04:54.900 Oh, I had a good time making that last night.
01:04:57.640 Well, I've been working on it a couple of days.
01:04:59.900 And so, yeah, that's where I've been.
01:05:02.320 Everybody's like, are you okay?
01:05:03.620 You've been kind of MIA.
01:05:05.040 I've been working on this stuff.
01:05:06.540 I wanted a surprise for everybody.
01:05:08.540 That's really good.
01:05:09.320 You're getting good at it.
01:05:09.980 Oh, don't.
01:05:11.480 It's going to take a lot more work.
01:05:13.040 It takes me a lot longer than it does some of these incredible people.
01:05:15.780 And they're so good at what they do.
01:05:17.480 I'm not even able to hold a candle.
01:05:20.080 But anyway.
01:05:21.140 All right, everybody.
01:05:22.120 Well, we'll see you next year.
01:05:23.580 In the meantime, you all be safe.
01:05:26.420 Be kind to one another.
01:05:27.940 And we will see you later.
01:05:30.540 Oh, we did have another donation.
01:05:32.300 And I totally lost it.
01:05:34.180 I was going to try to get it.
01:05:35.480 Let me see if I can get it back.
01:05:36.740 Base 1049 Merry Christmas.
01:05:40.920 All right.
01:05:41.520 We're really going now.
01:05:42.820 Love you all.
01:05:43.840 Take care.
01:05:44.840 See you later.
01:06:06.740 Bye.
01:06:18.620 Bye.
01:06:18.780 Bye.
01:06:19.320 Bye.
01:06:25.180 Bye.
01:06:26.420 Bye.
01:06:27.520 Bye.
01:06:29.960 Bye.
01:06:32.840 Bye.
01:06:33.600 Bye.
01:06:36.620 Bye.
01:06:36.740 We'll be right back.