Arrest Jack Smith ｜ In the Litter Box w⧸ Jewels & Catturd - Ep. 561 - 5⧸6⧸2024
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1 hour and 4 minutes
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158.54466
Summary
J.J. Cole and Cat Turd discuss the latest in the Trump/Cohen saga, and how the sham trial is becoming the biggest joke in American politics. Also, a new comedy starring Olivia Colman, Benedict Cumberbatch, Andy Samberg, and Kate McKinnon.
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Oh, I yanked my back out this weekend, so I've been just hopping along.
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I know. I kind of set aside this weekend because I got so much yard work to do.
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Well, I hope it was something heroic that you turned in on this.
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Oh, yeah. I was getting something out of the oven.
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Yeah, Friday night, and I was like, I had this big weekend planned, and I had all this work to do,
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and I was just going to get up early and just spend all day in my overalls working on the farm.
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And, man, I was just getting some chicken out of the oven, and it's just like I felt a little catch, you know, when you do it.
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And I'm like, oh, man, I hope I didn't rip something, and I went to bed and woke up, and I was like, God, can I even walk?
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So I've been laying on ice and in heat and anything I can this weekend to just try to get it, but it's still pretty bad.
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My goodness, this trial is just becoming a clown show.
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It really is the biggest joke I've ever seen in my life.
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$1,000 speech fines against Trump are not working.
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Fines Trump in contempt of court threatens jail.
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Best thing that could ever happen to President Trump if he goes to jail for something like that.
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Put the former president and the one that's going to be president in jail over a sham trial, and you know it's a sham trial.
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It has gotten more and more apparent that this is just optics.
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Using our money, by the way, taxpayer funds, in order to fund this operation to go against President Trump during an election year.
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They should have brought all of these things years ago.
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And you can't just get, you got Stormy Daniels talking shit on Twitter and doing Instagram videos.
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You got Michael Cohen, the liar, doing Instagram videos and talking shit and doing Twitter.
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According to Mike Davis, you've got disbarred attorney and convicted perjurer Michael Cohen is reportedly getting paid by TikTok to trash a criminal defendant.
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When Trump responded, Democrat Judge Juan Mershon, whose daughter is profiting from the trial, held Trump in contempt.
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Believe me, this guy is one of the biggest slime balls I've ever seen in my life.
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This one is from the Travis Media Group at TM1 Politics.
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It appears the prosecution just destroyed their entire case in the Trump hush money trial.
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Trump Comptroller Jeff McConney just testified that he is the one who instructed the accounting department to classify the payments as legal expenses.
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He says he did that because of how Cohen worded the invoices.
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This entire case is based on the premise that Donald Trump had the payments classified
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As legal expenses to hide hush money payments, the judge should immediately throw this case out after that testimony.
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And he'll still probably be found guilty because all the jurors are rigged.
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And anybody that participates this in this, jurors included, knowing that this is the case.
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And if they find President Trump guilty, I mean, it is just such a mockery of our justice system.
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But that's exactly what they're doing, because to to, you know, even involve yourself in something like that, knowing that somebody was innocent with people up on the stand that are telling you exactly the way things worked and how it all played out.
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Right now, they're just going through the motions.
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This is just to lock President Trump up to get their money shot and continue to just parade that around through the 2024 elections.
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It's going to blow up just like everything else.
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I mean, most people know when talking about this case how ridiculous it has gotten.
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They just rig it and they try to charge him hundreds of millions of dollars.
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I mean, the the the the wacko rapist, sexy, sexy, right?
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And then you've got Letitia James, who's just completely ran and I'm going to get Trump.
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Well, and going after your political opponent with all of this leading right back up to Biden
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This is nothing but a scheme and it should be investigated 100 percent.
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They can't use our taxpayer dollars for things like this.
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And this is part of their continuing on with the big lie about how they stole this election.
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And now they thought that this was going to be a shoo-in to steal the next one.
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I mean, the kind of receptions that President Trump is getting wherever he goes.
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I mean, here he is arriving at the Formula One Miami Grand Prix to thunderous applause.
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They can't even cheat just a little bit or mediocre.
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And he's going to get way more votes this time.
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And we're starting to see this in all of these different cases that have been brought forth.
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And people are starting to say, my gosh, where did all these ballots come from?
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And so they had to win by overplaying their hand.
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I have news for everybody that thinks, oh, they're not going to cheat this time.
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A lot of the same psyops that you saw the last time around, they're going to use them again.
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They're already using the, oh, you know, you're a racist card.
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They're bringing that into the whole mix on college campuses and everything else.
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Because they wanted to drag MAGA into this whole thing, let's face it.
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It eerily is reminiscent of what happened on January 6th.
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Keep your mouth shut or we are going to define you in one way or another.
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I mean, people just don't care about being called white, you know, supremacists and racists and stuff.
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That was the most anti-woke comedy I've heard in a long time.
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I've got a little bit of that clip from Tony Hinchcliffe where he just completely destroyed everybody in the audience.
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People want fun and funny to come back into their lives.
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This whole tiptoeing around things, it's not funny anymore.
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They've got this whole thing going on all over Hollywood, all over L.A.
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And you've got all these different comedians that are, you know, basically at different venues.
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They're being filmed for a Netflix, probably, series that's going to come out.
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But you've got how the whole thing went down with Tony Hinchcliffe.
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Tom is afraid of the giants, which is why Kevin Hart is hosting tonight.
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All night, he's been using the stool that Aaron Hernandez kicked out from under himself.
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Kevin is so small that when his ancestors picked cotton, they called it deadlifting.
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Tom Brady is a patriot, which is surprising considering he looks like a Confederate fag.
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I hear she's out there draining balls right now.
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You have the same fan base as Kyle Rittenhouse.
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Gronk, I'm happy you could take a break from writing Santa letters to be here today.
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I knew you were here when we were all out of chocolate milk backstage.
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You look like the final boss in George Floyd, the video game.
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Jeff is so Jewish, he only watches football for the coin toss.
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Nikki has such a bad eating disorder, the industry keeps shoving her down our throat.
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You might recognize over our podcast appearances, specials, and winning the triple crown at Churchill Downs.
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You might recognize Kevin as the jockey that rode her.
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And that's Churchill Downs the racetrack, not to be confused with what Jeff Ross looks like when he smokes a cigar.
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So by having here, Netflix checked off a lot of boxes.
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Andrew Schultz, I'm glad you took a break from watching YouTube videos on how to dap up black dudes correctly.
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Schultz's mom is a professional ballroom dancer, which means she's a stripper that talks too much.
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He looks like if the Tiger King and the Liver King only ate Burger King and had a liver that looked like Martin Luther King got beat up by Rodney King.
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And how about the appearance from the great Ron Burgundy, huh?
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A whale's vagina, which reminds me, Kim Kardashian's here.
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She's had a lot of black men celebrate in her end zone.
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You have more public beef than Kendrick and Drake.
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It's racist and sexist about Jews and black people and short people and fat people and whores.
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Well, these people couldn't handle a minute of Andrew Dice Clay, Sam Kinison, Red Fox, Richard Pryor.
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Well, it looks like it's making a major comeback because people are tired of tap dancing around all of this stuff.
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And people just can't be funny anymore, at least that's how it's been.
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You're coming up with every way that you can, you know, disavow a joke because it's funny, but it may hurt somebody's feelings.
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If you don't like what you're hearing, just turn it off.
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I was staying at one of my friend's house, and we snuck in his big brother's room to listen to a Red Fox.
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Album, which is just, you know, I mean, you've never heard a more nasty, I mean, you've seen him in Sanford and Son, but his comedy act's the nastiest.
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The whole neighborhood was listening to it outside.
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Well, this just goes to show you, though, that the left has overplayed its hand, and that's what's actually happened.
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Even Democrats are going, my gosh, we can't even be funny.
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They're tired of it, too, and they're tired of the left just going completely off of the cliff.
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They don't even have an argument to bring to a table anymore.
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They start calling people names, and the people they call names cower in the corner.
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And I've always like, you know, we bring it on.
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You, you, when you flinch when they call you names, oh, I'm sorry.
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When you do that, you give them all this power.
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And when you just, I don't give a deal with it, wuss, you take all the power away from them.
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I mean, it's, it's, you're right to turn off whatever it is that disagrees with you.
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If you don't like it, then do something about it.
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But to expect that nobody else can hear it because you're somehow offended is ridiculous
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The left is having a real hard time finding men on their side anymore.
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So, of course, then Kim Kardashian, she gets up there and is completely booed.
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I know a lot of people make fun of your height.
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Yeah, so you're starting to see a difference here.
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Big cultural shift right now, shifting everything.
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Well, they're losing their audience, the left is.
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They became billionaires with no talent, none, kind of like Taylor Swift.
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Okay, and so then we lived through the whole era of, you know, sex tapes.
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Yeah, then everyone's like, whoops, they released my sex tape.
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So, of course, Tom Brady couldn't take it for very long.
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So I found this nice little overview of how it ended.
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Apparently, Tom Brady just walked out on his own roast live on Netflix after Bill Belichick
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Normally, in these roasts, everyone gets a turn to go up and then the roaster gets to
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But Belichick went so hard at Brady that he actually stood up and started taking shots at
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The whole thing was out of control, but by far the craziest part was when Brady interrupted
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And Belichick snapped back and goes, yeah, did you tell Aaron Hernandez to kill himself?
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Andrew Schultz and Kevin Hart were laughing so hard at that point that I honestly thought
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they were scripting that, but it got even worse.
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Brady yells at Belichick, I got one more ring than you do.
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And Belichick says, not after Giselle left you, you don't.
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And you could tell Brady was getting super pissed.
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So Kevin Hart had to intervene and they passed it to Gronk, thinking that Gronk is going to
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have like the lightest roast and just ease the tension in the room.
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He says it's not cheating when he deflates some balls and then he gets mad at Giselle
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And that's when the place absolutely lost it and Brady just walked out.
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There was some pretty funny, you know, things that were said to him and he really couldn't
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So, of course, we've got all of these different things that are happening and especially when
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Well, there's a report out that the CIA director, Bill Burns, gave Hamas terrorists a guarantee
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before the Biden regime cut military aid to Israel.
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Hamas agrees to cease fire that makes no mention of the hostages.
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So this cease fire was between Egypt and United States and Hamas.
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Israel already said we weren't even involved in this.
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And then just so they can come back and all the people hit the same talking points on Twitter.
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So you've got, oh, so Hamas is now in charge of the terms now.
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So you've got, this is Hamas Israel cease fire details, which, of course, you've got
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Cease fire proposal is a three phased agreement.
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Second stage of agreement entails full Israeli withdrawal from Gaza, Hamas deputy Gaza chief.
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Egyptian mediators say that they would guarantee that war would not resume in Gaza, Hamas deputy Gaza chief.
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No restrictions in the agreement on return of displaced to all parts of Gaza.
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Again, this is according to the Hamas deputy Gaza chief.
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So they're in charge of negotiations and right.
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OK, you're, you know, they're getting absolutely pummeled in the war.
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So, OK, y'all stop pummeling us and then get all your troops out of here.
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And of course, so so just so what you know what happened.
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So this is the Biden regime, the Democrat Party and the stupid war pigs in the Republican Party.
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So they they nobody they couldn't push the Ukraine through.
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We'll put it in one big package and we'll fund Israel and and and get the Ukraine, too.
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So so all the Democrats and Republicans, you know, overwhelming.
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And then they go, here's your 61 billion Ukraine.
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Oh, we're going to hold the we're going to hold the Israel stuff, though.
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And now they're trying to act like Biden has created some kind of peace agreement.
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Well, as you know, it is all thanks to Hamas's deputy Gaza chief has nothing to do with Biden doing anything.
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They're fueling this thing along and and they have been they have been funding both sides and they have created a real problem for themselves.
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And now they're just looking to get out in any in any in any way possible.
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But if you think for one second that we're not going to see it here on our soul, you're wrong as a result of all of this, because here here's how the whole thing gets just completely crazy, is that when you've got all of these different people that are coming across our border, we don't even know who they are.
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You've got border agents who are openly welcoming everybody, you know, welcome to America as they come across.
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I mean, here, Paul Sperry is talking exactly about it.
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He says Pentagon's IG has interviewed Afghan nationals who snuck across the U.S. border, including illegal Afghan migrants smuggled through Panama who entered U.S. near Tijuana, which is right there from where I am.
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When they crossed the U.S. border, they were greeted by a border agent who told them, welcome to America.
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I mean, really, they will not address what's going on at our own border.
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And yet, look what is happening in Gaza and other parts of the world.
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It's really in that people continue to vote for this.
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And I just know for a fact that we have got to get President Trump in office.
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The whole thing, he would be able to solve this.
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President Trump attacks crooked Judge Mershon before entering the court.
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He knew exactly what was going to happen today.
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He absolutely acknowledged that President Trump could be the next president, which he will be, if all things play out fairly and correctly.
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He says, man, I am concerned about the ramifications of putting you in jail.
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But I have a job to do to compel respect for the dignity of the court.
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You're an activist, commie, traitor, corrupt piece of crap.
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Trump's just going to go back and truth his, he's going to keep doing it.
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Well, he is going to be the next president of the United States.
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And he's a former president of the United States, the rightful president, if we were to be really clear about the whole thing.
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And you've got this guy that's trying to quiet him down.
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You're not going to be able to do that for very long.
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Remember, this trial is a joke and everybody can see through it.
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The really great things that were shown from this trial is how connected Mershon, his daughter, his wife, and everybody else and how they operate and how they work in areas like New York, in areas like DeSleaze.
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We all know how they make money and how, what jobs they claim they do for their clients and who all is involved.
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You've got people as far as California that are on his daughter's, you know, client list.
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Representative Adam Shifty Schiff, my representative, he's a client of hers.
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So this whole get Trump thing, I mean, we expect to see that on the left.
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But what we don't expect is to see the rhinos just sitting back doing absolutely nothing.
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And they don't care if the country falls apart so they can get a bushy.
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Well, and they can then seize that party because they have no place else to go back.
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I thought Steve Bannon did a great job of basically pointing the finger at Jim Jordan and others today.
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Look what Julie Kelly's exposed because the judge is putting it out.
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Why was the 300 page report not put out before the start of the trial?
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Why was the filmed under oath deposition all five and a half hours not put out before the trial began?
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Why did we not frame this as it should have been framed?
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How did he get Charlie Spies in his general counsel, a Trump hater?
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And they don't want Trump because they don't want you.
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They think that after President Trump, there isn't going to be MAGA.
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There is somebody that is emerging from the party every single day.
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And they're tired of watching our country be sold out.
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Their hands are so dirty that you just don't even want to get near them on either side.
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I mean, it is time for a new deal with these people.
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And I mean, those are the ones that have been in there the longest.
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It's like, okay, we got a ceasefire in Ukraine, man.
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We thought the people wouldn't even, but we didn't talk to the actual people at war.
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We talked to all these people over here and we did it.
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The lamestream media, by putting all of this pressure on people, by announcing something
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and then having that chain gang go around, right?
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The whole propaganda just, you know, entrenching the news cycle with what Biden did today.
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It takes two seconds for Israel to basically say, no, that's not what we did today.
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They're not going to fall into that whole trap like all of our politicians do and others.
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So that pretty much screws up that narrative that was going around there.
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They don't have anything to say about what Biden has done.
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We are in an election season and nobody can say anything that Biden has done to make their
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Prices at the pump, the economy, the wide open border, funding and going after all of these
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wars overseas and not doing anything for our infrastructure or anything else.
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Reckon, President, this is all, this is the same thing all on Twitter, has just secured
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a ceasefire deal between Israel and Hamas is because President buys leadership and leader
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And so Hamas just announced, this is 35 minutes ago, that accepts a ceasefire proposal that is
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Israel ends the war and restores Hamas rule, was the ceasefire.
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And they started to celebrate saying, didn't we do such a great job?
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Because don't forget, the United States is in cahoots with Hamas.
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So they thought withholding what Israel needed, that they were going to be able to strong arm
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Well, that literally just blew up in their faces.
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I mean, give it 10 minutes, and it's like something completely different.
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They need any kind of victory because they don't have one.
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They're like, they tried to lead the story at the CIA's of our meeting.
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And saying, hey, we got a Ukraine and Russia ceasefire, man.
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We went over and talked to Naples and Mexico, and we agreed.
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Hamas literally said, okay, this is our ceasefire.
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You pull completely out and go back to Israel, and we're not going to return hostage.
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And so they list what they want, and you don't even have the other side weighing in at all.
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But they think that they can fool each and every single one of you into believing it.
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So Republicans, Republican senators, they warn ICC chief prosecutor regarding Netanyahu arrest warrant.
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Here's the letter that's the dire warning to the ICC chief prosecutor over the arrest.
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You have been warned, and you've got all of these different senators, Tom Cotton, Marsha Blackburn, Ted Budd, Ted Cruz, Pete Ricketts.
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You've got Rick Scott, Tim Scott, Marco Rubio, Bill Haggerty.
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You've got Kevin Kramer, Katie Boyd-Britt, Mitch McConnell, who have signed on to this letter.
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And at least we've got some people up there that are calling them out on it.
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Because, again, Biden needs a win of any sort right now.
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No telling how much money they're promising Hamas behind our backs right now.
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I mean, you know, this is how bad this regime is, this Biden regime is.
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It's obvious to anybody who's been paying attention.
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We need more people paying attention, too, because this is a joke.
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And they really thought that this whole PSYOP was going to be able to convince these college campuses.
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They could tell their own story and their own narrative.
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And they would get them all revved up and riled up.
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They didn't even know why they were there if they were sucked into the whole thing.
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I'm and I'm glad I'm really glad this is not going to be a Black Lives Matter thing, especially when you've got a message to, you know, gay people, basically from Hamas.
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This is one is floating around a message to queers for Palestine from a prominent imam.
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So here he goes on to say that, yes, death, it will result in death.
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These people are supposed to be in college, too, and they're just so ignorant.
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So you've got thousands and thousands and thousands of people that actually worked hard and are not complaining.
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And then you've got these fugs that come on there, and they take over the school.
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And, you know, there's like 20% students, 80% outsiders, and they paid for it.
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And then they're up there, and they're up there breaking windows.
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And now, so, across the acts of 100 people, selfish narcissists, the whole school.
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The whole school doesn't get to do graduation now because of you.
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And you don't even care because you're so egotistical and narcissistic.
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Like, all you care about is me, me, me, me, me.
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A lot of them are just happy that they're going to be able to get out of exams.
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I mean, that's how ridiculous the whole thing is.
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But when you see how they've indoctrinated the schools, you should look at this.
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Now at every school board meeting, the mission and goals are read after the pledge.
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Check out this little number that's highlighted here.
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The mission of the school district of Halford Township is to educate and inspire a community
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of lifelong learners who become well-rounded global citizens.
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As in, you really do what the hell you're told.
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It means you have to eat off of Michelle Obama's lunch menu.
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Michelle Obama was up there eating filet mignon, a beef welling them, a lobster thermidor,
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drinking $3,000 balls of wine, and she had everybody eating two carrots and a piece of spinach at school.
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I would have died if it wasn't for fish stick Fridays in high school.
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But, you know, one person that's not going to be quiet about Hamas, I mean, right, is V.D. Harris.
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Reporter says, Madam Vice President, Hamas says it accepted a ceasefire deal.
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Madam Vice President, Hamas says it accepted a ceasefire deal.
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What are your thoughts on Hamas accepting a ceasefire deal?
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Hamas has agreed to a ceasefire deal with Egypt.
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That if they've stopped bombing, completely pulled out of Gaza, and they don't get the hostage back, they've agreed on that.
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All I need to say is that you all need to be prepared.
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It's the biggest setup I've ever seen in my life.
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Because, of course, we've got a wide open border.
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And if the United States government upsets people, which they are all over the world, then they come onto our soul.
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Hamas agreed to a ceasefire deal, and Israel didn't want it.
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You can go over there and question any of these people at any of these rallies, what they're rallying about, and ask them two questions past the headline.
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And they just sit there with this big stare on their face, get emotional, tell you to F off, and then start throwing a little baby fit.
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You better get this and everything else and your medicine and everything and start prepping
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because you see what the world's like right now.
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You've got the government report reveals 10 times the Biden regime pressured Facebook
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to take down what ended up being truthful information on COVID and vaccines.
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And of course, all of us that were talking about the dangers of the vax, I mean, we were
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We were having to basically use, you know, smoke signals to try to tell people, hey, you
00:45:48.900
don't want to do that, but you couldn't say it because they would take down your post and
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So, of course, on Wednesday, you have the House Judiciary Committee.
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They released an 800-page report on the Biden White House censorship regime.
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The report included numerous times the Biden regime threatened social media companies to
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censor, silence, and take down information on the COVID origins and the COVID vaccines.
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You've got an 800-page report released by them on Biden's administration, their censorship
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They spied on you if you had an account during that time and they were watching and they were
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sending their algorithms to seize those words if you used jab or the jab emoji or anything
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But, of course, you have 10 examples on Facebook, YouTube, and Amazon where they had not only
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passed censorship policies because they were threatened by Biden government.
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I mean, they treated them the same way that they treated all of us, right?
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At first, they're really nice and they try to make it happy.
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Get a free hamburger, french fries, and a donut from Krispy Kreme or somebody.
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And then all of a sudden, it's like, you're killing your grandmother.
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And then it's the winter of death for your family.
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And it was just like, you know, nudge, nudge, nudge, then force, and then bribe, and then
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And they still never could explain how they say the jabs, oh, my God, they're the best
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They never explain how, if you're jabbed, how I'm a danger to you because you're jabbed.
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They never could explain that because the whole thing was a big, giant fraud.
00:48:18.620
I was just like, at first, the first two weeks, I was like, well, maybe, you know, you got
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It took me about a week to figure out this is all a bunch of horse shit.
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I can't believe that people actually fall for this anymore either, but they do.
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And like I said, there's everybody I know that's ever got the jab, and I know a lot
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of them, they all regret it, and not one person that didn't get it regrets it.
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You can blah, blah, blah, and talk about it all you want.
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There are so many things that this government has done to hurt us rather than help us.
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You have had revolutions that have been fought for less, okay, from what we've experienced
00:49:07.420
And not only that, this government tries to act like, oh, they're going to take care
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Or they'll use the statement, the public can't handle that right now.
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The public wouldn't be able to really, you know, grab a hold of hearing that.
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No, you're covering it up because you've committed treason.
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It has nothing to do with any of us, and you're being concerned that we wouldn't be able
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You're just concerned about what people would do when they start to find out the truth.
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And they're starting to learn about who's behind all of this stuff, too, because a lot
00:49:45.920
So you've got Harmeet Dillon, who says, pro-Hamas, BLM, 2016, anti-Trump, Occupy Wall Street,
00:49:54.280
Antifa, all the same people getting paid, supported to protest.
00:49:59.160
Gullible college students provide fresh bodies as extras and scenery host to carry all of these
00:50:05.480
views into corporate banking law while paid leaders recycled to new troops.
00:50:13.960
I mean, protesting now, it has evolved into a pyramid scheme.
00:50:19.320
That's what it is, where you've got individuals, they engage in it at various life stages for
00:50:25.460
All of those people, if you look down the line, they were in college.
00:50:30.360
But they're so into this extra money on the weekends by protesting here or getting involved
00:50:36.000
there, and they feel like they're part of the community and part of the experience.
00:50:49.980
Rush Limbaugh used to call them young skulls full of mush.
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They didn't listen to anything he was saying when he said, let's send in 10,000 National
00:51:12.440
All of that was absolutely pushed and put under the carpet.
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The exact same thing that they're trying to do with college students right now.
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You have a lot of people that will not protest now as a result of January 6th.
00:51:35.960
He's not going to continue on with this gag order.
00:51:37.920
I'd rather put back on social media and voice my opinion and podcaster than a protester.
00:51:49.800
Well, you're doing right just what you're doing, Kat.
00:52:08.640
I mean, you know, they don't even change their tactics because they don't have to.
00:52:15.120
But what they're doing with President Trump is only making him stronger.
00:52:22.200
Remember, just go back a little over a year ago when they announced the one he's in now.
00:52:29.800
Alvin Bragg was the first one to announce his bullshit trial.
00:52:36.980
And overnight, he went to like 15 points above DeSantis.
00:52:42.060
And you can just chronically all down the list.
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Every time he was charged, he got more and more powerful.
00:52:50.220
Every time, the more lawfare, the rate on Mar-a-Lago, he got more powerful and more powerful and more powerful.
00:53:11.020
Yeah, my mic fell off its slot and landed in my lap.
00:53:22.080
But anyway, so that's why that judge, they're calling him behind the scenes.
00:53:45.680
Now bring out the porn star that's already lost this case and our star witness who's been in federal prison for lying under oath.
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Like, we're really supposed to take this stuff seriously.
00:53:57.140
And really, when President Trump was calling for the arrest of Jack Smith, he has absolutely every single reason to.
00:54:06.160
President Trump has called for the arrest of Jack Smith after special counsel admits he lied to the court about classified documents seized from Mar-a-Lago.
00:54:33.400
Jack Smith admitted he lied to the court about the classified documents seized from Mar-a-Lago in a motion filed late Friday night.
00:54:41.140
We talked about this over the weekend and they staged the whole thing.
00:54:46.840
They put slip sheets the FBI used to replace the so-called classified documents.
00:54:58.100
They wanted this to look like a crime scene, including the ruler that was used.
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They lied to the court when they claimed the red, blue, and yellow sheets shown in the viral photo of the classified documents indicated their classification status.
00:55:16.100
The whole thing was another psyop to completely confuse the public and to create all of these sensationalized headlines so that people thought that President Trump did something wrong.
00:55:32.100
Everything you hear on this fake news is fake with him and everything else.
00:55:38.820
They set it up for days in advance, these fake news people.
00:55:41.460
You know, you think you're going to Good Morning America and they're all cooking pies and making fudge.
00:55:52.240
Here comes Harris who hasn't been seen in a month.
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They did a negotiation with themselves and they made us into demands.
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And then they, oh, my God, Israel, they won't even accept the ceasefire.
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It's unbelievable that people are still falling for all of this.
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I got a funny story before we leave because we never did good news.
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Zoo goers' outrage to discover a panda exhibit was actually just dogs painted black.
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I got some little puffy dogs and painted them panda colors.
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Let me go see where they tried to pull this one off.
00:57:08.840
So, a zoo in China sparked all-out pandemonium after they dressed dogs as pandas because they
00:57:18.880
didn't have the genuine artifact as seen in viral photos.
00:57:31.820
Now, they're trying to knock off pandas, real ones, when they're actually dogs.
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Go there and get a pair of Air Jordans for $3.37.
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Take a second look because, yeah, it's not really a panda.
00:58:00.820
This whole thing has turned into such a clown world because they've lost control of the
00:58:05.780
narrative and they are doing everything that they can to try to get it back.
00:58:09.920
And the interesting thing is, is that they won't be able to because so many things are
00:58:16.640
And with Hollywood and what you just saw with the whole roasting and Netflix and they just
00:58:22.300
put it all the comics, put it all out there on the table, lets you know that they're fed
00:58:27.300
So, you've got the ABC News president suddenly quits amid internal backlash.
00:58:39.100
He says, happy to report that Kim Godwin, head of ABC, has resigned.
00:58:44.540
Could it be the unfair reporting on everything Trump?
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Yes, hopefully someone else will be able to control George Slopadopoulos, is what he's
00:58:54.620
calling him, and the rest of the fake news thugs over at ABC.
00:59:13.360
Yeah, the ABC's gone, but they also fired that RNC, that lawyer, that bushy lawyer that
00:59:23.000
And we were, we complained about him weeks ago.
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If you really want to see change, then you've got to start there, especially in the party,
00:59:38.820
You know, they're sitting up there just waiting for MAGA to collapse on itself, but it's not
00:59:44.040
President Trump has gotten more and more popular as a result of this.
00:59:49.120
Voters say that Trump, that they trust Trump more than Biden to handle America's biggest
00:59:56.720
And here's the thing, the unity, what unites Americans right now is the fact that nobody
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And that's why you're going to see a lot of things happening here.
01:00:14.920
The lie of, you know, COVID was one of the biggest wake-up calls, I believe.
01:00:20.920
What they did to this country as a result of trying to steal an election.
01:00:25.280
And they can't do any of this stuff to you guys if you just don't do it.
01:00:31.780
If everybody comes out with something like this again, think before you participate.
01:00:46.140
Just because you say the word mandatory doesn't mean I have to walk around with a face diaper
01:00:55.920
Well, we require you not coming here with a mask.
01:00:59.300
Let every single person there that day that didn't want to wear.
01:01:02.020
If nobody wanted to wear a mask and every single person that goes to that business said,
01:01:11.460
And you have to just know that everything that you do is going to be misconstrued.
01:01:23.760
They're going to take anything and they're going to twist it as if you are the problem,
01:01:38.320
for those of you who didn't listen to at Jules Jones Live, your antidote to the Friday news
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Fleet Admiral James and the amazing Miss Jan were married.
01:01:55.100
A lot of people know and have been following the story, the amazing recovery story of Fleet
01:01:59.840
Admiral James, who's been with me since the very beginning.
01:02:02.380
It's kind of like his idea that I started doing shows too.
01:02:09.280
He's on a transplant list, an elective list to get new kidneys as well.
01:02:16.980
So whatever he's doing, we should look into what his remedies are.
01:02:21.280
He's got a whole new life ahead and is just doing amazing.
01:02:30.120
He's just doing amazing with his recovery and everything else.
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Then we've got Viking C2, who says, there's a crack in every levy.
01:02:38.840
It's widening and will give way before or by November 5th.
01:02:46.300
But now I'm still angry, but totally different.
01:02:56.260
If they try to pull another switcheroo, who knows?
01:03:11.160
And you've got Gavin Newscombe, who's acting like California is what?
01:03:19.720
Well, I hope you have a wonderful rest of your day.
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Be safe, be kind to one another, and we will see you tomorrow at 3 o'clock p.m. Eastern Time.