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00:02:08.060I've been traveling a little bit today doing some stuff and I'm waiting when I can and I didn't make it home in time.
00:02:14.720Well, let's just hope you don't get a rat-a-tat-tat at your window. I have you today as a prison guard over there at Alcatraz. So that is your outfit that I put together for you. I hope it's not an open.
00:02:29.860Yes, I think you'll be fine. I have an idea. You will be absolutely fine. So here we go. It's Happy Trump Day, as I see Tony H is saying. Wednesday already. Can you believe it?
00:02:43.420Oh, my gosh. And so much going on. PGA Championship tomorrow for all you golf fans. You know, it's another major. I know a lot of people don't care, but I do.
00:02:51.880Well, that's your thing. I mean, that is truly your thing. You love that. So that's going to be a good ride for you, for sure. We know where to find you. On a couch, watching that stuff.
00:03:02.160Yeah. Tweeting in between. Tweeting and vegging. Well, that's that's the good thing about golf. It's so slow. You can tweet at the same time. It's not like football or something.
00:03:11.580Exactly. You can literally tweet and watch the whole thing, every shot.
00:03:16.580Yeah, you're not missing any any posting time there, for sure. OK, so I know you have commented on this, but we haven't discussed it on the show yet.
00:03:25.600The fact that EPA chief Lee Zeldin has gotten rid of the car feature that everyone hates. Do you have that in your truck?
00:03:34.080Yes. OK. Yeah, I know how to. Yeah. So, yeah, you stop at a stop lot, you cut cuts off and it cuts back on by itself.
00:03:42.760And it's just I just what I want to be at a busy intersection somewhere in a city. My car cut off. Is it going to crank back up? Who knows?
00:03:50.380Oh, my gosh. How obnoxious. And then, yeah. And every time you start your car, you know, it takes fuel to start your car.
00:03:58.000And there goes your starter. Now it starts a million times a day. It's just any that they try to control this and they and, you know, you get your washing machine.
00:04:06.080Now, you boy, it'd be nice if I could put some water in my washing machine and wash my clothes instead of them getting damp.
00:04:11.480Oh, man, how bad is that? That's liberals. They destroy everything they touch.
00:04:19.680They want to control everything you do, how much water is in your toilet, how much coolant is in your air condition, how long you can what you can run your house on, what you can drive, what you can put in your car when you do drive.
00:04:30.560And it's just they get up every day and try to figure out how to control everybody's life.
00:04:35.260And then they'll come up with a scam, which is, you know, global warming hoax.
00:04:40.020It's a total hoax. The sea water is not rising.
00:04:44.700It wouldn't rise. If anything melted, it wouldn't rise.
00:04:50.260It's like, like I say, if you think it will, get a cup of ice water and fill it all the way to the very top of a glass and let the ice melt.
00:04:59.400And according to liberals, you're going to have a huge, giant pond on your counter.
00:05:05.760Yeah, this is this is this is the they're the anti-science party.
00:06:19.140And they really spin when there's a Democrat in office, which when they cheated to get them in, which they're all just about for the last how many years?
00:06:29.000So since 2008, there's only been four and a half years since 2008, there's been four years and a quarter of a year, not even a half a year of a Republican president.
00:06:59.720I mean, you've got so many illegals here that are obviously voting in our elections, right?
00:07:04.480Because and we know this for a fact, because you have got people like Judicial Watch who are constantly reevaluating and getting people off of our voter rolls that shouldn't be there.
00:07:15.780And so that's how this whole thing takes effect.
00:07:18.060But he's trying, according to Steve Hilton X, he is trying to rebrand new taxes as strategies to increase revenue.
00:07:29.080This is what Gavin Greasy, new scum, is doing.
00:07:31.940And as long as it's a Democrat, they'll just throw them.
00:07:36.020If they run a $14 billion deficit, they'll just pass a bill.
00:07:39.720What was in there, that one Green New Deal that they called something else when Biden got in?
00:10:05.200Anybody that says it ain't, they're crazy.
00:10:06.620Well, I mean, and I think it's great that a lot of people are going to these, you know, these Tesla mobiles, these Trump mobiles, as we like to call them with a T at the very top.
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00:36:25.480I mean, they automatically assume that you are just going to do their bidding, that you are, of course, going to be on their side, that you work for them regardless.
00:44:18.360With this ridiculous Republican Congress, man.
00:44:21.220They're just not going to do anything.
00:44:22.880They're just going to sit there and let the time run out just like everything else.
00:44:26.680And they're hoping to goodness they don't get the hammer again because they don't want to do a dang thing.
00:44:30.660They just want to sit up there and just, you know, profit off of doing nothing and blame the other party and sit there and grandstand and talk about all the things that are wrong with this country but not actually do a thing about it.
00:44:44.720You realize when you get somebody up there that's trying to change the country, you realize that everything, 90% of them people in D.C. and Congress, 95%, 98% is just acting.
00:45:11.540Name something the Republican Congress, besides the tax cuts, and that's because Trump pushed them, that they've accomplished seriously in the last 10 years.
00:45:28.580I mean, this is a good time to go ahead because they're starting to feel the heat or else they would not have reached out to some of these influencers.
00:46:59.760They just stand up there and act like they're doing things for the people when actually they're doing things for themselves and the lobbyists.
00:47:11.560I tweeted today predicting midterms is easy.
00:47:14.660If Republicans codify Trump's agenda, unify, unite, and stand behind the president, they'll win a landslide.
00:47:21.480If Republicans continue to do what they're doing, which is going against Trump's cabinet picks, being worthless and lazy, and doing nothing to help Trump, they'll lose in a landslide.
00:49:06.900She was previously charged with obstructing a U.S. agency and concealing an individual to prevent an arrest.
00:49:14.820You remember she was telling him to go out the back door while she was carrying on in court.
00:49:19.160The two charges carry a maximum penalty of six years in prison and a $350,000 fine.
00:49:26.580But sentences in cases involving nonviolent offenses typically are much shorter.
00:49:31.960So it's not immediately clear what is in the grand jury indictment.
00:49:37.740But we expect to hear a plea at the May 15th hearing that's coming up.
00:49:43.280The indictment came after a string of witnesses entered the federal courthouse throughout the day on May 13th to testify before the grand jury.
00:49:52.740And here you have got a judge that was doing absolutely everything.
00:49:56.900I mean, she went out into the hallway and screamed at immigration officers when she found out that ICE was outside.
00:50:06.060And she came back into the courtroom, takes the defendant and the defense attorney back into her chambers,
00:50:14.520and then takes them into a private exit and tells them to leave.
00:50:19.820I mean, this is, you want to talk about deserving it.
00:50:24.520And didn't think anything would ever happen to her because she owns that courtroom.
00:52:50.820You have Gavin Newsom, new scum, who suddenly claims to care about California's massive homeless problem only because he wants to run for president.
00:54:05.460I mean, and then you have Hakeem Jeffries, who threatens retaliation against DHS if they arrest Democrat lawmakers for body slamming ICE agents.
00:55:07.380I'm just as sorry as I can be, but this is showing the two-tiered justice system that we have all been complaining about since the very beginning.
00:56:53.860It is absolutely disgusting what he was doing.
00:56:57.260He's an evil demon, but he wasn't the only one doing it.
00:57:00.720So, half of the music industry and half of the people you know that hung out with him, they were in there doing it, too.
00:57:07.340So, you know, it's just like they just want to get one person to say they're doing something about it.
00:57:13.000No, I want every person in Hollywood, in the music industry, every single person that went over there and peddowed out and raped and drugged and did everything he did,
00:57:22.040I want them all in prisons the rest of their lives, too.
00:58:01.560And then these politicians that all live in D.C., every single judge in D.C. and every prosecutor and everything in their little town, they're safe.
00:58:35.040And I mean, this is the whole thing is that, I mean, when you hear and you and when you find out like the details of this particular case and what he did to Cassie.
00:59:30.300I'm so sorry that she is such a damn scumbag ever have to go through something like this because she was so young when she met him to cat.
00:59:39.640I mean, she just this was all new for her.
00:59:41.760Now she has three kids and a great husband, but she is coming out bravely to tell people and to to get the word out so that he doesn't do this and continue to be able to.
01:00:08.260And he never thought that he was going to get caught ever.
01:00:11.580And he never thought he was going to have to be held accountable.
01:00:13.840Real quick, we have Tulsi Gabbard, who fired the top two deep state officials from the National Intelligence Council after the radical opposition to President Trump is revealed.
01:00:49.940And of course, you've got the scandal of the auto pin.
01:00:54.940The Justice Department is probing Biden's last minute auto pin pardons because, of course, he wasn't in the in any kind of shape to sign any of all of this stuff that he was implementing.
01:01:06.720Other than saying that he won't run again for obvious reasons after the debate.
01:01:18.860We all knew that he wasn't in control up there.
01:01:23.200And so now you've got incoming pardons attorney Ed Martin, who said on Tuesday that the Justice Department is reviewing Joe Biden's last minute pardons.