China Tim ｜ In the Litter Box w⧸ Jewels & Catturd – Ep. 659 – 10⧸2⧸2024
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1 hour and 3 minutes
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159.43843
Summary
J.D. Vance is the new president of the United States, and we re here to talk about it! Featuring Jules and Cat Turd, the hosts of Comedy Central's "In the Litterbox" and host of the hit show, "Cat and Jules: The Cat Show," and a very special guest appearance by Jules.
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You are in the litter box with Jules and Cat Turd.
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And as predicted, J.D. Vance, he just absolutely nailed it time and time again.
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Everyone now understands why he was President Trump's pick.
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Every time they'd ask Tim Walts something, yeah, you said you were in China during this and that.
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And he's like, oh, yeah, well, I'll come from a middle class family.
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He's talking about his son who saw a school shooting.
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And then he, for some reason, caught himself a knucklehead, which was, you know, when your opponent calls himself a knucklehead, you pretty much win the debate right there.
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And then he said he's friends with school shooters.
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And President Trump was over there memeing on his page, just having a ball, just enjoying every single last bit of it.
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And I really haven't known too much about him up until the point when President Trump picked him.
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And I think you're going to start to see a shift, not only just people in general, but it gives us, after President Trump and after these next four years, we could have eight years of J.D. Vance.
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So, you know, I was wanting Ben Carson, but we were both okay with J.D. Vance.
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But I didn't really, I said back then, you know, I follow Florida politics statewide, and I didn't really know much about him.
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I really absolutely just didn't know anything about him.
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But I never really got to, like, see him in action really well until last night.
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And, man, he was just, he had the right tone, demeanor.
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And they were, I mean, you know, of course, you know, them two women make you never, ever want a woman president as long as you live just listening to them.
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And then he, and it was just like, he just owned him, you know, methodically.
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And, you know, it was just, it was almost like the perfect debate.
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And it made everybody really look silly, especially the moderators, especially the lamestream media.
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You know, he spoke to where people could understand.
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He didn't go off like Walsh did and just start babbling into the weeds to whoever would listen.
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I mean, that was one of the things that even the lamestream media, CNN, picked out, was that he had memorized all of these one-liners.
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But, my gosh, I mean, he just, he really bombed out, in my opinion.
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He was trying to overly, you know, overcompensate.
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Because they, as memers always do, and this is a battle that we win over and over again.
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And, my gosh, I mean, they just, they bring it every single time.
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Because this is really the state of the Democrat Party.
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And they're going, what are we supposed to do with this?
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I mean, how can you talk anybody into these picks?
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And then this one is, of course, from NotPasso, who is another fabulous account.
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But when you had those exchange and then that little smile, this one that's on the screen right now with his head tipped.
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You know, he just had a field day with this one and basically captured it, I think, better than anybody.
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I was like, I'm so glad I'm on the winning team.
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Now, we won't be able to find that with the rest of the rhinos up there.
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But these two and a couple of others that are starting to surface that are actually coming over as, you know, former Democrats.
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You've got a whole new group of people that are emerging.
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Well, it's a group of people who's actually trying to help the country.
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They're not trying to just do this for power and be like, you know, Kamala Harris going to fundraisers with stars and then reading something five minutes at FEMA headquarters and then not even caring anymore.
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These Democrats, they don't give a damn about anything but power.
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They don't care if these people are up in the mountains dying.
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Only thing, Kamala Harris wants to go to more star study parties with the big stars.
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Hollywood needs to reenter the scene because, see, they isolated and got rid of their entire base.
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The people that used to watch their movies are now, they've now abandoned those fans because of all of these years of orange man bad and going for this liberal policies.
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I can't watch a movie with any of these stars in it or listen to a song based on some of the comments that they've made in the past.
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They just ruin it, you know, and you like some of these people your whole lives just because you like some of the movies they're in.
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And then they go out and they sound like these idiot lunatics and it just ruins it for you.
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Well, we should have named today's show Tiananmen instead of China Tim, but Tiananmen Tim because it would have rhymed a little bit better.
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But my goodness, as things are heating up, we talked about it a little bit yesterday.
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The House oversight confirms that Tim Walsh has a longstanding connection with Chinese Communist Party.
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We talked about the fact that he's been over there over 30 times, spent his honeymoon there.
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And then he tried to get up on the stage and he tried to explain it and he completely failed.
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I mean, he started off OK and then boom, he was so nervous he couldn't do it.
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I mean, I thought, OK, he's probably calmed down by now.
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This is what happens when you've got J.D. Vance, who's been doing 15,000 interviews a day, going into hostile territory, going to CNN, going everywhere they hate him, just like Trump, and doing press conferences and answering real questions and going out and meeting real people that nothing staged.
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And then when this happens and then you've got old Ding Dong over there, Tim Dummy, Tampon Tim, he has done nothing.
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He's, you know, hid this, that, planned, staged.
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And then when it comes time, this is what happens because you don't have you haven't had any practice.
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I mean, let's not forget what happened under his watch.
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You know, I mean, the whole city was burning and he was just sitting there watching it burn.
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His wife says that she loves the smell of burning tires.
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I mean, how in the world do you come back from something like that?
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These two are just the biggest Marxists I've ever seen.
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And right when you think it can't get any worse, it does.
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I mean, Donald Trump, like I said, was on a complete and total rule.
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You've got Donald Trump posting this one last night.
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And let's don't forget Kamala's husband just, you know, got busted.
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They're slapping the shit out of his old girlfriend in public because he was jealous.
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And they're parading him around like he is the new, you know, the epitome of male.
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He is if you like males that slap women around and impregnate their nannies and cheat on their wives.
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Well, you know, they're sitting up there acting as if like he's the guy.
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And so you've got and I love that it happened, especially to Paskanky, because you know how I feel about Paskanky.
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This is my dude that I thought was just, you know.
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Biden, you know, when he was when he was her age, he could talk.
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But I mean, he was he wasn't too smart, but he could talk.
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But she's just she's just dumb as a box of hammers.
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I mean, the fact that they've been I mean, this is what they have been trying to use.
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They've been trying to use him off as like, you know, their alpha male that's able to take a backseat.
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And it has completely backfired with not only knocking up the nanny, but then slapping his ex-girlfriend around.
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And there are three witnesses that actually saw it happen.
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They're saying that his alcohol situation isn't so great either.
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I mean, I don't know who anybody that would hit anybody else.
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I certainly would distance myself from anybody like that ever in my life.
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If you have a few drinks and you slap a woman, then you do it.
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Well, if you didn't have any drinks, that's not an excuse.
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So, you know, we've all been wondering and trying to speculate what's wrong with Kamala.
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Well, apparently, you know, it's the juice because that's where they are.
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I mean, Kamala Harris's husband, Doug Emhoff, forcibly slapped ex-girlfriend for flirting with another man in a booze-fueled assault after date to star-studded gala.
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And they're parading him around like he's some kind of find.
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Johnny Maga put this one up, and it's at underscore Johnny Maga.
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And he says, it's absolutely hilarious how Doug Emhoff is basically sent on a campaign trail to call Trump a misogynist and a woman hater.
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Today it was revealed, of course, that he forcibly slapped around his ex-girlfriend in addition to cheating on his ex-wife with their nanny.
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Listen to what he says when he's out on the trail.
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A guy, well, two guys who actually not only don't trust women but are literally running on a platform of authoritarianism and misogyny.
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That literally should be their slogan because that's what it is.
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So you want, you know, people who literally are outwardly misogynistic in their policies and the way they talk about women and the policies in which they've already enacted and have talked about enacting.
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I'll say one thing, you know, while I'm over here knocking up my nanny, cheating on my wife, and I'm over here beating the hell out of another girlfriend in public, slapping her down.
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Said he slapped her so hard it turned her whole body around.
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You know, I mean, but you've got Gwen over there cheering him right on.
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But when he's on camera, I mean, let's not forget, he's all lovey-dovey.
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I mean, you remember how he was with Jill Biden, right?
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I mean, he's a real ladies' man slapping around women like that.
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Anybody that brings him up to me, that's all I'm going to remind them of.
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And it's hard to believe that anybody can be more weird.
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And it's, you know, and all that, J.D. Vance, and he's the one that really said Tim Waltz all the time, is weird.
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And then to actually, that's all a lot of people heard until last night.
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All I was sitting there doing was, he was so distracting with all of his different facial expressions that I just, it was so fake.
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I was thinking to myself, okay, so obviously he was on loan.
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The acting coach was on loan from Kamala because you can't get this cringe unless it's taught.
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And both of them just reminded me of each other.
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Even some of the things that they were, that he was saying reminds me of what Kamala says on the regular.
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I mean, just when you thought it was just at its wrecking point, it got even worse.
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I mean, the very first question, the expansion of Israel and its proxies, and then he just babbled on, babbled on, didn't make any sense.
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And deflect, it's just like, yeah, how, you know, were you in China during the uprising?
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Uh, yeah, well, first of all, I was born in this little town, and we rode bikes until, you know, until they turned off the lights and then just babbled on for like three minutes about nothing had made any sense about, yes, you lied.
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And then he called himself a knucklehead when he got caught on another.
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I mean, she basically, she just said, okay, so let's talk about this.
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Tim Walz has asked why he lied about being in China during the Tiananmen Square massacre.
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And he says, I'm a knucklehead at times, many times.
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You were in Hong Kong during the deadly Tiananmen Square protest in the spring of 1989.
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But Minnesota Public Radio and other media outlets are reporting that you actually didn't travel to Asia until August of that year.
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Yeah, well, and to the folks out there who didn't get at the top of this, look, I grew up in small rural Nebraska.
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Town that you rode your bike with your buddies until the streetlights come on, and I'm proud of that service.
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I joined the National Guard at 17, worked on family farms, and then I used the GI Bill to become a teacher, passionate about it, a young teacher.
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My first year out, I got the opportunity in the summer of 89 to travel to China.
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I came back home and then started a program to take young people there.
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They, look, I will be the first to tell you, I have poured my heart into my community.
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I've tried to do the best I can, but I've not been perfect.
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Those same people elected me to Congress for 12 years.
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And in Congress, I was one of the most bipartisan people, working on things like farm bills that we got done, working on veterans' benefits.
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And then the people of Minnesota were able to elect me to governor twice.
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So, look, my commitment has been from the beginning to make sure that I'm there for the people, to make sure that I get this right.
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But being there, the impact it made, the difference it made in my life, I learned a lot about China.
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I would make the case that Donald Trump should have come on one of those trips with us.
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I guarantee you he wouldn't be praising Xi Jinping about COVID.
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And I guarantee you he wouldn't start a trade war that he ends up losing.
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So this is about trying to understand the world.
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It's about trying to do the best you can for your community.
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And then it's putting yourself out there and letting your folks understand what it is.
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And then at the end, she goes, well, that wasn't the question.
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The question was, can you explain the discrepancy?
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No, just, all I said on this was, is I got there that summer and misspoke on this.
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And so I was in Hong Kong and China during the democracy protests went in.
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And from that, I learned a lot of what needed to be in governance.
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Well, that would be our real life if these two were up there.
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And if she says, hey, you want to go out sometime?
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And she says, you know, I was born in a town of 200 and I've always loved, you know, to roll around on the grass.
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And I really, you know, I really have an interest in biology.
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Who the hell does that when you ask somebody, hey, was you there or was you not?
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But what I'm loving is that it's basically coming back to bite the Democrats and it's starting to bite the establishment.
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This whole DEI hire situation, not only is it failing our country, but it's failing in particular their campaign.
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You are watching this whole thing crumble in real time, even with the help of the media and everything else.
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All of a sudden, America is waking up and they're going, okay, all right, we're tired of all of this nonsense.
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Who are we going to get that's going to actually turn our country around?
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They want to see how their life is going to improve.
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And we've all been waiting on it for now, you know, a long time, four and a half, I mean, almost four years.
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Before that, we got to see a glimmer of hope because of President Trump, four years under him.
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And then you're handed this, a sack of potatoes?
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We're going to go back to what was making us great.
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The left should be in total meltdown mode right now.
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You're going to get all these people that are actually trying to help the country and actually trying to, you know, make us energy independence and actually trying to stop the illegal invasion and start deporting some of these people and actually, you know, get the economy around.
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That's exactly what he said was, you know, do you want people to run the country that love the country?
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He put this whole thing together and he was so nice about it.
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He didn't try to belittle him, even though, I mean, the words were just perfect.
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You walked away from that debate going, oh, my gosh, newfound respect for this guy.
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I mean, apparently people were looking up hillbilly eulogy for like hours after this debate, trying to stream it, trying to find out where J.D. came from, who he was and about his life because he was so down to earth.
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He talked about America, something that, you know, Judas Johnson won't even do or anybody else up there in Congress or in Senate or anywhere else.
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They're much more concerned about what's going on globally and all of that.
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They're not concerned about the people here at home.
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He bitch slapped him in that debate harder than Doug bitch slaps his girlfriend.
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I mean, when you look at what Walsh was saying, okay, he accidentally makes a great case for increasing private gun ownership when addressing school shootings.
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He said, I've spent time in Finland and seen some Finnish schools.
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They don't have this happen, even though they have a high gun ownership rate in the country.
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And then when when J.D. Vance would talk about something, he was sitting there agreeing with J.D. Vance like, hmm, I'd really like to cast my vote for that guy.
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He was all of a sudden looking like he was fanboying J.D. Vance.
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And then, of course, you have that one liner there.
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I've become friends with, you know, school shooters.
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And then you've got the Parkland, you know, Andrew Pollack, who says my daughter was killed in the Parkland school shooting.
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It's absolutely apparent that Tim Waltz has befriended school shooters.
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I mean, it was just like, is this the real world?
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Just the most bizarre stuff come out of his mouth.
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But yes, that means she's got a lot more years.
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I mean, to be psycho, to be the psycho that she is.
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You know, I mean, who would say, I love the smell of burning tires?
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I mean, I was having fun with it because it was just like so crazy.
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I mean, the whole thing was just like fun because I was like, at some point, I'm going
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I mean, every single time he spoke, I just, you know, would.
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Would clip a picture of it and go, okay, yeah, this is how, this is the state of the debate.
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And even if he did know them a little bit better, then obviously we found out that he
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You can't, you can't explain that side that they have been feeding us for the last three
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That's the side they've been on that has made absolutely no sense to anybody in this country,
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which has driven our country down into the gutter.
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And now all of a sudden they're trying to, you know, adapt to what President Trump was
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No, it's because what President Trump was doing was working.
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And they're trying to distance themselves from this administration.
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And she has tried so hard to distance herself, but she's not going to be able to.
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People want to know, you know, where have you been on this?
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The border czar that never made it to the border?
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I was just sitting there taking pictures of him.
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I was mesmerized by his face because he was losing.
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And I'm thinking, my gosh, if there is somebody, you know, those people that like to, you know,
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assess somebody when they're talking with their body language and there's body language experts,
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they must be having a field day with this clown.
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They actually had one on Dr. Phil explaining how much he was lying.
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I mean, the only thing I watch on TV is movie and golf.
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But he decisively lost, even though they were trying so hard to spin it.
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And Kamala's campaign, you know, she's in hiding because of Doug today.
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Even with the moderators, he corrected them once.
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So he decided to just let it play in his favor.
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He was saying, since you were not supposed to be fact checking, but you keep doing it with me only.
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And, you know, he's like, yeah, I got, you know, the Haitians.
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And they want to talk about killing babies in the womb.
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This, uh, the Haitians coming here and eating everybody's animals and getting flown in here and destroying neighborhoods.
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But we got to get, we got to get over here to the climate change hoax, which is the biggest hoax ever lived.
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They had an agenda that they were going to try to sell.
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And they were going to use all the talking points that Biden-Harris had, that they think is working with their voters, that they thought would give them attention.
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You can't get away from what they have done to this country.
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And then come to find out all of this nonsense about, here you've got Mayorkas.
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FEMA does not have the funds to make it through hurricane season.
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After they just get, they gave $8 million to Ukraine, $8 billion billion to Israel, and another billion to Taiwan just last week.
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But, man, if you're in for North Carolina, you know, we don't care if you die because we want you to have your power off.
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We don't want you to have your power on them because these are all Trump voting counties everywhere but Asheville.
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They want no mailboxes so they can't even mail it.
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It's just like, hey, man, this is a good opportunity.
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It's for sure to do nothing for them, and then they can't vote.
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But, I mean, this is just an absolute smack in the face to everybody.
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When you start to see this, all right, so you've got we are meeting the immediate needs with the money that we have.
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FEMA, Federal Emergency Management Agency, does not have the funds to make it through this season.
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This is the other boarder czar, Alejandro Mayorkas, and this is what he told the BBC.
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I am so disgusted with the left, and I cannot believe that the media are looking like the
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I mean, they have absolutely no idea how the rest of the country sees them.
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The Jim Acosta thing was one of the funniest things I think I have ever seen.
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Jim Acosta tries to school Corey Lewandowski about how he says Kamala instead of focusing
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It goes to show you the politics of the top of the administration, whether it's Mayorkas
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Donald Trump should have had additional resources.
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Corey, you've been in this business a long time.
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Jim, can you admit 13,099 murders that come into the country?
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He wanted to get the pronunciation of Kamala or Camilla, as you like to call her, or VD,
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That was more important than what Corey was talking about, according to this clown.
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You don't want people to remember him like that?
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And hey, I mean, I guess looking at corpses is the idea.
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Man, if that was me and my family and I didn't know what I was going on,
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and my family rolled me out to have everybody remember me like that, man, I'd kill them.
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I'd disown them, so you're not my family to be my last breath.
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I mean, seriously, I don't want to be seen looking like that.
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This is why it's so interesting for me to watch it from where I sit,
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because I've been living like this with people out of touch for a really, really long time.
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but especially losing so many people that have moved out of my state,
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now there's a major gap in the haves and the have-nots.
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Because all the people that are doers, that make a city great,
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Because if they want a taste of the city, they know where to go.
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But they're not moving here and wanting to be here
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because of what's happened with this government.
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I mean, you know, they all tried to spin it, though.
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I mean, they tried to spin what happened last night.
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The talking heads on CNN forced to admit J.D. Vance won the VP debate.
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Well, he had just memorized his answers, but it didn't actually resonate.
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It was kind of like, okay, if they say China, this is where you go.
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If they say school shooting, this is where you go.
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So he was just waiting on keywords, and it'd pipe up with Babel that he had memorized.
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because he felt like he needed to use every single second of his time, which he didn't.
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You don't have to use every single second if you don't want to.
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If you can make your point, do like J.D. Vance.
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You don't need to sit there and Babel incoherently, which is what he ended up doing.
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Like I say, he's nervous because he's not used to it because he won't do any interviews.
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I love saying that to you because this was yours.
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I don't think anything's carried, I said, since Mumsy Culpepper.
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When you had your gassy jokes in there for a while, those were pretty big.
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Farting crickets went to number three in the world.
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It's hard to get anything on the world ranking.
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I do a different fart and get to number one every week.
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Then people would ask you about it and you would be like, look.
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Look, this doesn't have any deep meaning, okay, everybody?
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Then all of a sudden, it's trending for three days worldwide.
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But Tampon Tim, Tampon Tim is now something that everybody has heard.
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Poopy Pants Biden when he crapped himself in front of the Pope.
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It's, I mean, just as soon as you think we've reached the bottom, you know.
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I mean, it was a really rough night for this clown.
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And then they keep putting out polls, like CNN polls.
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And it's always like, well, J.D. Vance won, but he won 51 to 49.
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Well, I'll show this one while you find that one.
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You know it was bad when New York Slime's headline following the debate.
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Vance's dominant debate performance shows why he's Trump's running mate.
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I can't handle four years of seeing and hearing Kamala Waltz.
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I mean, really, these last three and a half years have been horrible.
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They have been some of the worst I have ever experienced, especially in the beginning.
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I mean, when they were knocking us off of all the platforms, all you saw in X was just an
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echo chamber of just far left, you know, opinions and ideas.
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I could see in there, but of course, I couldn't participate because they took our freedom of
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And so it was like, that's how it's going to run.
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And I knew it was only a matter of time because the middle class and especially conservatives
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So I thought to myself, self, calm down because there are going to be a lot of people building
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Then all of a sudden you have Elon Musk who says, I'm going to buy it for 44 billion.
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One individual for a platform like X, 44 billion.
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44 billion for a platform to save freedom of speech is like, mind blow.
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Just, but it, man, it's, it's more important than anything I think he's doing in space,
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Starlink, Mars, anything, saving free speech, because none of that matters.
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It's well worth its weight in gold and they know it too.
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And that's why you've got Soros who wants to buy up all of those radio stations and is
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But the thing about it is people are rejecting what their policies are.
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And that's why we have to get into the schools this time around and make sure that they're
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not continuing to spread this mind disease all over the place.
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Because if we don't stop it there, we're always going to have this problem.
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You've got to get real serious people and you've got to make sure that you get
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And that will be our future if we don't put a stop to it.
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One thing, there was one little shiny, you know, object that came out of the fact that
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And I think it was that parents were paying attention to what their kids were being taught.
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For the first time, they were looking at their kids' homework.
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They were looking at the questions that they were answering and what the correct answer was.
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And what they were being taught, how they were being taught, the books that they were
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And I think that was really one positive thing that came out of the whole COVID thing.
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Especially when you have a working family, both parents that work.
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But the fact that we've run out of money and we can't even help our own, the hurricane
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They got plenty of money for everybody else, just not us.
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Yeah, they're not going to take care of Americans.
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I mean, my blood bowl is just listening to any of them.
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I mean, I think everybody feels about the way everybody does because of these fools.
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I mean, you've got people that are truly, truly trying to help over there.
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Like Governor Mark Robinson at Mel underscore C-K-L-Y said, please, they're not giving him
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any attention for all of the work that he's doing.
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They're trying to smear him because he's running for office.
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And he's one of the heroes over there doing unimaginable things to make sure that people
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I mean, they're finding bodies now and everything else.
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They're not interested in covering it because it's not a good look for them.
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President Trump is, you know, he's set up a GoFundMe for the victims of this tragedy.
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He's working with Elon Musk to get satellites over there and to make sure that people are connected.
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And this regime, no, they're not doing a thing, nothing for them.
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You've got these two clowns, you know, Joe Biden, who's at the beach, and then Kamala, who's
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I'm going to pronounce her name wrong every time now.
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And I'm going to say it different every time I say it.
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You've got this happening, and look, Joe Biden.
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And then he complains about being, you know, on a phone call.
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Staring at a blank piece of paper with a pen in her hand.
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Oh, and I also got, when I had poopy pants by, and I got shark week instead of shark week.
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Then they were trying to lecture you on how you should do your account.
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Like, you need to be focusing on this, and you need to be focusing on that.
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There's always a Karen somewhere telling me how to do things.
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Somebody with 25 followers telling me how I could be successful if they just listened to me.
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But, you know, Mark Robinson, he launched a 24-7 air convoy that is doing airdrops and rescue missions.
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He is circumventing Governor Cooper and utilizing private industry to expedite efforts.
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I mean, this man is doing things that you would want a governor to do.
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And that's another reason why they are completely terrified of him.
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Now, there's some bad news, though, over there for old, you know, Puff Daddy.
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You've got the attorney that has come out, and he's talking about 25 of the 120 Diddy accusers were minors when alleged abuse occurred.
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He's trying to play some kind of weird game here.
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You know he's singing about the Supremes in there right now.
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And I'm sure he's got those videos in hands of all kinds of different people so he can stay alive because you know what happened to Epstein.
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Well, you have 120 accusers that have just come out against Sean Diddy Combs with new sexual assault allegations, vowed to expose everything.
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Texas-based attorney Tony Busby announced that he has a list of names that will shock the public.
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He also announced that he has video evidence of various crimes, including sexual abuse of minors.
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We will expose the enablers who enabled this conduct behind closed doors.
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We will pursue this matter no matter who the evidence implicates.
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The lawyer said this, adding that the team has collected pictures, video, text, the whole gamut.
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The allegations will include violent sexual assault or rape facilitated, sex with controlled substance, dissemination of video recordings, sexual abuse of minors.
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It's a long list already because many of the nature of this case, it goes straight to the heart of it.
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And he is going to make sure that they are right before they do release all of this.
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What's going to shock me is if you don't quit, if you'll actually release them instead of something they're teasing about it.
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There's nobody you're going to put on that list that's going to surprise me.
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Well, we already have, you know, we already know who was flying back and forth to Epstein's Island, right?
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And a lot of those same people are going to be there as well.
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There are going to be some new names, I'm sure, that will emerge.
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And there's no question, when you start hearing about stories like this, why the Democrat has got Hollywood in its back pocket.
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They've used and abused this tool, blackmail and everything else, to make sure that they own these people.
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This is why they're up there chirping the way they chirp.
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Like everybody's going, hey, why would they destroy their career for something like this?
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Well, it's because they were caught doing whatever with whomever.
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And that's all they could think to do with their money is to go there and do weird shit.
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I mean, I feel good when I am able to do something for somebody.
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And that's, you know, I think I reap more benefit than actually they do.
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Because I feel good about the fact that I've been able to help somebody in some way.
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The fact that you've got Kamala Harris and the media lackeys parade her wife guy, beta hubby,
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And then, of course, you've got this story breaking that he was slapping his ex in front of people in a drunken bender at a gala.
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Can you imagine going up and just slapping your girl in front of everybody?
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But we're not dealing with your normal people here.
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With Will Smith, who we really haven't seen too much of since.