ERECTIONISTS! ｜ In the Litter Box w⧸ Jewels & Catturd - Ep. 571 - 5⧸20⧸2024
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1 hour and 4 minutes
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Summary
Learn English with Jules and Catty Turd. They talk about President Donald Trump's speech at the University of Michigan-Milwaukee s commencement ceremony, and how the Republicans are trying to ban books and erase Black History.
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Today is Monday, May 20th, 2024, episode number 571.
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You are in the litter box with Jules and Cat Turd.
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He went to a black college and told them that the Republicans are trying to ban books to erase black history.
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Attack the values of diversity, equality, and inclusion.
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I never thought when I was graduating in 1968, as your honoree just was, we talked about.
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I never thought I'd be in a present at a time when there's a national effort to ban books.
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They don't see you in the future of America, but they're wrong.
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Many of you graduates don't know me, but check my record.
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We know black men are going to help us lead us to the future.
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Extremist forces aligned against the meaning and message of more.
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This is the most incredible thing I have ever seen.
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So the only books the Republicans are banned that show six, seven-year-old gay blowjobs.
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That's the big book burning they're talking about.
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We've been called everything in the book anyway, as it is.
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I mean, you know, I put a little list together.
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We've been labeled deplorables, irredeemables, insurrectionists, domestic terrorists.
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And then somebody else added listless vessels, which I had forgotten about.
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And a lot of people are like, oh, no, he didn't say that.
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He calls the erectionists who stormed Capitol Hill patriots.
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He even said that when he was vice president during COVID.
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And when I was vice president, things were kind of bad during the pandemic.
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And what happened was Barack said to me, go to Detroit and help fix it.
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Well, poor mayor, he spent more time with me than he ever thought he was going to have to.
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And anybody that's even supporting this or going along with it now absolutely has no business having a job in government.
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He goes here and just lies and lies and gaslights and tries to get, you know, get everybody.
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I mean, it is the most evil thing to do at a speech, a college speech.
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And you're supposed to be lifting them up, giving them hope for the future.
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And it's like, you're all victims and everybody's racist and they're white supremacist.
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You're one of the biggest racists that ever lived.
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If I had just spent all of this money and time in college, it's supposed to be an uplifting speech that I something that I can take with me.
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No, you're not going to get that from a Joe Biden speech.
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I mean, you're going to see an angry old man with dementia that's going to yell at you, scream at you and then whisper at you and make you say think that nothing's wrong.
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This is the world that you are entering, one where Biden is absolutely an insane tyrant who's going after his political opponents, who has completely turned the Justice Department on its head, on its axis completely.
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They have just destroyed everything in this country.
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Nobody's going to hire you and you're in debt, but you have a diploma.
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Well, the rhinos and the dinos, they decided to start to destroy that for you also.
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So you won't be able to have a career at TikTok.
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Seriously, Kat, are these women that are getting up there and that are saying the most absurd things.
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Not one of them, I can guarantee you, has gotten up there to talk about men playing in women's sports.
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But you've got these, and I like the word Karen.
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It's all made up to act like, you know, the white, you know, middle-aged, I guess, white males are the reason why this country is in the chaos and confusion that it's in.
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No, it's dementia patients and people that have taken over the government, tyrants, commies.
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That's why everybody's in the position they're in.
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But you won't hear them talking about what's happening with women's sports, the fact that they're not getting the contracts, they're not, you know, for colleges or being able to play in some of the, you know, better tournaments because they're getting knocked out by some of these men.
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You're not going to hear a word from them on that.
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But that's what's so ironic about the whole thing.
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They get up there with a platform and they think, hmm, this is my moment.
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This Stephanie Hills blasting Harrison Butker, here she is.
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She's completely insufferable to listen to, but I'm going to play just a clip so that you can see what we're talking about here.
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I put on a blazer in my finest jewelry in case any of the national news wants to use this and air it without my consent.
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My video dressing, my favorite former co-worker Harrison Butker has popped off and I'm about it because now I am a voice for the people that he attacked.
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And since the mainstream media is going to use whatever content they want, I thought I might as well dress up and give him a formal speech.
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It has never been about whether or not a woman should stay home with her family.
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My issue lies when entitled men in positions of privilege, such as Harrison Butker, uses a graduation speech to put a woman in her place instead of congratulating her on her accomplishments.
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Are you shocked at some of his public supporters?
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And I'm serious when you talk about Eddie Vedder and you talk.
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There is a place for these women and these liberal men.
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I mean, the guys that wear buns, you know, the hair buns and stuff.
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You have Eddie Vedder who gets up there and he's at a concert and he decides to weigh in.
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You see the kicker because he doesn't have the pads because he doesn't tackle anybody or get tackled.
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But, you know, he started telling men to don't forget to puff up your chest and be more masculine.
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Like there's anything wrong with being masculine.
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Diddy's video beating the hell out of a woman and kicking her while she's down.
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You didn't say anything about helping women then, did you?
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You know how they say that there's someone for everyone?
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Well, this guy, this clown was triggered by MAGA flags and American flags, actually.
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Oh, the dirty guy looks like he hadn't showered in a week.
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I'm here enjoying a nice day at the beach with my kids.
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I got these flags planted here on the beach by these MAGA fucks.
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You didn't storm the beaches to stake out your territory on the beach.
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But I'm sick of my flag being represented by white nationalist trash on a goddamn beach.
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I cannot wait to meet, to introduce this clown to Stephanie, the cheerleader.
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Go over there and talk shit to them, not the camera.
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It's embarrassing that they've actually gotten to this point.
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If you're a grown man and you're brainwashed and you're out there talking shit like this guy
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and you're a liberal, man, you are the biggest soy boy in history.
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You don't have them weighing in on any of the issues that actually matter.
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This is the only thing that they can talk about is Harrison Butker.
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He must have gotten them just so upset because listen to this.
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The kicker for the Kansas City Chiefs, who has got to be the most sexist, white supremacist
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I think it is you, the women, who have had the most diabolical lies told to you.
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Some of you may go on to lead successful careers in the world, but I would venture to guess
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that the majority of you are most excited about your marriage and the children you will
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It's unbelievable that at a time, this last football cycle where all of these women are
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attracted to the NFL because of Taylor Swift, and here's this incredibly successful woman,
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Taylor Swift, that has this amazing work ethic.
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And then I forget that this type of person exists everywhere.
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You're celebrating the fact that your children, your husband, your life, your family, what?
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The reason, the reason the Carrot and Karen show is mad.
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The reason this lady who's probably in her 60s is mad is because everything he said was
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And if she just did what he said, she'd have been way happier.
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She knows deep down inside he was right and that she wasted her life.
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Now she's just this miserable old hag who gets pissed off at everything and says, white
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If you didn't think he was right, why would it make you so mad if he said that?
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And then Taylor Swift is bringing all these people in the NFL.
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13-year-old girls that go to a concert are now 40 to the NFL.
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About the age that they're interested in, right?
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I mean, you've got all kinds of pedophilia and everything else going on.
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You see how they have abused their girlfriends and their wives.
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You saw a video just recently of Diddy doing exactly that same thing.
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And they don't say a word unless it's political.
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And I'm sorry, but they're anger and they're misery.
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It shouldn't have any effect on what they're doing at all.
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He's just saying, when you look back in life, the women that are most proud is the one that had all the kids and the families and have great families.
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Of course, there are career women that just want to do that.
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You absolutely can figure out a way to do both.
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Okay, but has Karen and Karen mentioned all the NFL people who assaulted women?
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And their girlfriends and wife and a lot of it's on video.
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You have any idea how many abuse cases there are of NFL players beating the hell out of their wives and girlfriends?
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That guy got to you because you knew he was right.
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Well, and especially you would think that she would be concerned about that since Taylor Swift is bringing all of these young women to the NFL.
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Every time you look in the stands now, it's just young women everywhere.
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Well, and it's a bunch of dudes, man, drinking and tall boys, man, dressed up.
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But, I mean, you're seeing it all over the place.
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These people are truly, they just talk to talk.
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They don't even know what they're saying anymore.
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And that's what anybody that watches these people see.
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And then, you know, then you've got AOC, who doesn't disappoint with the exact same thing.
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She's asked why she no longer cries about kids in cages, right, at the border under Biden.
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The words, this makes, by the way, this makes no sense.
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As, it's just, it's just, I don't even know what she's talking about.
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So let's talk about this because so much of our national conversation, which is not a conversation,
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about immigration, is driven by people who could not care less about immigrants.
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Often, people want to say, why aren't you talking about the border crisis?
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Or why aren't you talking about it in this way?
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They just don't like how we're talking about it.
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Anyone who's using the term surge around you consciously is trying to invoke a militaristic
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And that's a problem because this is not a surge.
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Which, by the way, is a white supremacist idea, philosophy.
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Can you get any dumber than this absolute moron?
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Anybody that talks about immigration all the time, they don't care about the immigrants.
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Not people jumping the line and cheating and breaking the law and coming in here and providing
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What are they doing that's bringing our country up?
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Now, if you want to legally come in this country, you can stand in line just like
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everybody else, fill out the paperwork, and then you're welcome because you did it the
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It's one of the main things that I love about Los Angeles is there are all the different
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If you're not here legally, you need to figure out a way to get in here legally.
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But seriously, I mean, this is what's happened.
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You have got so many people that are just miserable about their own lives and they get
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up there and they are just on these hate-fueled rants.
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And they just, I mean, it's somebody you wouldn't even want to be a co-worker of yours.
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You wouldn't want in your life, you wouldn't be friends with these people.
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So you sit there and you watch them get up there and actually put together a video of
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how they hate this and they hate that and they call you a name and they say this and
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And then by the time you're finished, you go, what is wrong with this person?
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And why did I waste my time even listening to them?
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But one thing that's happened today that's really big, and it's everything that we've
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always known, but Michael Cohen tells court he stole from Donald Trump.
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He admits he pocketed $30,000 from Trump and lied to Trump.
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And this is from the CEO, Allen Weisselberg, and he admits it on the stand to Blanche.
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So not only is he a serial liar, but he's also a crook.
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So we've said this on our show, and I know we're the first ones to say it.
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And I think I mentioned this Friday or Thursday.
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I mean, he's going to Trump and saying, oh, we need to pay off this guy.
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We need to pay off this guy because you pay people.
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He's trying to be president, and he just wants problems to go away.
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He goes to Stormy Daniels and says, hey, I can get you $60,000, or I can get you $30,000,
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And then he goes to Trump and says, she'll take $60,000.
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Then he goes, catches the check and pockets half of it and gives her half,
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I said this last week, and I think some people thought it was crazy,
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He literally goes to the bank, gets the cash out,
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puts $30,000 in a brown paper sack, sticks it in his man purse,
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I mean, okay, so finally, all of a sudden, there is a crime, right?
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Unfortunately, that criminal, for the prosecution, that is,
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He gets up there on the stand, and Blanche says,
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you did steal from the Trump organization, correct?
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So, and we also have a victim in this trial now,
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Again, the Democrats have no problem pointing the finger
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at everyone about the things that they've done wrong,
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They are the ones that have committed the crimes.
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You've got the left there that is always holding the bag.
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I cannot believe this case is still going after that.
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The star witness needs to stand up, put his hands behind his back,
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But no, they're going to keep this whole thing going.
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Michael Cohen is now admitting to stealing money from our company.
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I don't know if Trump has weighed in yet, but my gosh.
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Of course he's in the courtroom, but that don't stop him for tweets.
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you got paid $4 million for your consulting work in 2017.
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Cohen said, I did consulting and advisory work for AT&T.
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Blanche, did you tell President Trump about consulting?
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Cohen, he says, he introduced me to the CEO of AT&T.
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So then you have this whole back and forth about that.
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He was introduced to do consulting work, CEO of AT&T.
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But you didn't disclose to him that you had independent agreements with AT&T to do consulting work?
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Blanche goes, well, and once President Trump, he was frustrated, correct?
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And then you go back into Blanche basically asking Cohen how much he made from his two books and two podcasts.
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Cohen says, after having to clarify, $4.4 million.
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Blanche also gets Cohen to admit that he's making money off of the merchandise from his store.
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So he was able to open that door, which was really great because, as you know, you've got a judge that's working against him.
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And so he admits that he's making money off the merchandise from his store, including his Convict 2045 gear.
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Blanche asking Cohen about the TV show that Cohen is pitching called The Fixer.
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That's what he liked to be referred to when he was working for President Trump as The Fixer, as if there was a problem.
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But, see, he was trying to justify anything for himself, to have a position somewhere, even if he just made up a title because President Trump didn't give him one.
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He never was moved in to the Trump administration, and he held a grudge.
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He talks a lot of shit on his podcast nobody listens to, but now he's in the real world.
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And, Kat, he's a lawyer, or used to be, before he got disbarred.
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I mean, these are the people you don't put on the stand.
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Man, he's just getting, that lawyer's like, man, this is the luckiest day of my life.
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He's having a, he is literally shooting fish in a barrel, man.
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And, you know, Trump's lawyer's, you know, lying.
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You know, this is all to keep Trump doing this.
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And they think it makes him look bad every day it's happening.
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And they're loving those that he's surrounded by and respect them more and more.
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It's going to have an absolute effect all around the board.
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But the thing about it is, I did find where President Trump did arrive this morning in court.
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He made a statement to reporters, as he does every morning, and he said, he's corrupt.
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Trump arrives at court for the sixth week of ongoing lawfare trial.
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Blast Crooked Judge Juan Mershon, Mershon's daughter, now has raised $93 million off the case.
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Just because Joe Biden cannot campaign, they're trying to make sure that President Trump isn't able to as well.
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So they're tying President Trump up in court just like they have for weeks.
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of him having to appear to fly from his home to New York to go and listen in a dreary, cold, ridiculous courtroom.
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They've got two witnesses that this is based on.
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You know, you look up lying, sleazeball, you know, just compulsive liar in the dictionary is a picture of him.
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This was a perfect, perfect comparison from your page, Kat.
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I mean, you know, the whole droopy dog scenario and comparison, it's not far-fetched.
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I mean, well, there's some liberal women out there for him, too.
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But this whole thing is just absolutely insane.
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They don't like a Christian guy, but they would love him.
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And so tomorrow at 7 p.m. Eastern Time, I'm going to put the link to turd stock tickets
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I'm not going to make any pre, I'm not going to make, I'm not going to announce any pre-announcements
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I'm not going to say, hey, tomorrow night on my Twitter or anything like that.
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And I'll put all the, I'll put all the information in the day.
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And I'll get, I'll give all the information, you know, when I, when I post it and there'll
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You are so incredible that people need to hear your music and I cannot wait until they
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That's the thing, but he can certainly muscle that one out.
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And this one is a story that people are kind of dismissing in a way.
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You've got Iran Supreme leader, the Alitola Ali, uh, is it Kamaday?
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But anyway, he died in a helicopter crash along with several other interim, you know,
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It says CIA's prints all over it because we know exactly what they do with administrations
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Mr. Secretary, are you concerned that Iran is going to try and blame Israel or even the
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United States for the crash that killed the president yesterday?
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And for General Brown, Israel is also conducting operations in northern Gaza, even though they've
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said that they previously said that they had defeated Hamas there.
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So, particularly given your personal experience fighting terrorists in the Middle East, do you
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believe that Israel can achieve its goal of fully eliminating Hamas?
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The United States had no part to play in that crash.
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And so, and that's, that's a fact plain and simple.
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I won't speculate as to what they'll, what they'll blame.
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Again, they, they have to conduct an investigation to see what the cause of the crash was.
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Um, it could be a number of things, mechanical failure, pilot error, you name it, so.
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So, so the, the problem when your government lying to you is that could be true, but now
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we don't believe you because you're the exact same person who a year ago said that Russia
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blew up the North Stream pipeline and we know everybody knows we did it.
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So, when you make a lie like that and then you come out again and say, we didn't have
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nothing to do with it, we don't believe you because you lied about everything.
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You lied about the North Stream pipeline getting blown up.
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You, you think Russia would blow up their own damn pipeline, their main source of income
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No, but the thing about it is they didn't even lie about it.
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There will no longer be a North Stream pipeline too.
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If Germany, if, if Russia invades, that means tanks or troops crossing the, the, the border
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of Ukraine again, then there will be, we, there will be no longer a North Stream 2.
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But how will you, how will you do that exactly since the project and control of the project
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We will, uh, I promise you we'll be able to do it.
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So, I mean, they're not even trying to hide that.
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Then you've got, of course, Blinken who gets out there and announces that they're not even
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So here you've got the, you know, the thugs in our government that are basically putting
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out and delaying elections for the sake of democracy, right?
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They try to spin that one by saying until every single Ukrainian can vote in an election.
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Um, sorry, no, they've wiped out generations of people and you're saying they can't hold
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And that's of course, you know, all Blinken's over there doing a freedom concert.
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And now they're all on this page of, oh, there's, you know, we're not going to have elections
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They're not going to allow us to have one either.
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So you've got this story, which is really huge, but a lot of people aren't even talking
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It shows Iran president's helicopter completely destroyed.
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State TV says no sign of the helicopter passengers being alive as of yet.
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They have been confirmed that they are deceased.
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They have confirmed that President Raisi and the foreign minister, they have all died
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If you don't think there's foul play, people, they don't put presidents of countries worth
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billions of dollars on junk and fly them around with bad pilots that run in the side of mountains,
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And you all know that you've got China, you've got Russia and Iran that are all working together now,
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and that should terrify absolutely everyone in this war.
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And so this must be the message that they were sending.
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But I can assure you they're going to come back with something more because now you've got arrest warrants and it's sought for Israeli PM Netanyahu,
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Hamas leader for war crimes, International Criminal Court.
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And guess who the boss of the person here, whose boss it used to be?
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I think the world, for the first time, the country and the world's waking up.
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To all this propaganda and all these world leaders and everybody lying all the time.
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I mean, whether they like politics or they don't want to be bothered or not.
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I mean, when you start talking about the fact that these people, I mean, Kareem Khan, QC, he's the ICC prosecutor.
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They want this whole New World Order thing that we've been talking about, right?
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The conspiracy theorists, again, win that argument.
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The International Criminal Court announced Monday it's seeking arrest warrants on war crime charges
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and a move widely ripped from historic disgrace.
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The charges are tied to the deadly October 7th terror attacks on Israel and the subsequent war in Gaza.
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The court's chief prosecutor, Kareem Khan, he said in a statement on Monday
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that warrants are also being sought for Israel's defense minister, Gallant,
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Yoav Gallant, and Hamas terrorist leader, Yahai Senwar, and two other top Hamas officials.
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So, they are going after them for the charges are here.
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I also worry about Netanyahu, knowing our government as we do.
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I mean, I just want to throw that out there because we see exactly how they do people.
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Yeah, they – I think they just called Robert Costello.
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The defense just called Robert Costello to the bench – I mean, to the stand, by the way,
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former legal advisor to none other than Michael Cohen.
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He's going to spill all the secrets on his scumbag because he's under oath.
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I mean, he has done an incredible job of keeping everybody apprised of what happened because as soon as he didn't have that lawyer confidentiality, that agreement, as soon as that was lifted, he's telling the absolute truth.
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Yeah, you heard the way – what he said about him in Congress, right?
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But he's going to be on – he's on the stand right now.
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I think they just say, we want everything important to happen from two to three.
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Well, I mean, it's going to be exactly what you already know, though.
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I mean, you're not going to learn anything other than what –
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Again, I think this has helped us in more ways than we can possibly imagine.
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I mean, people are seeing how corrupt our government is and to what lengths they will go to.
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There's no way that he could actually campaign right now or ever.
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Man, nay, as a human being, to call for an immediate and permanent ceasefire in the Gaza Strip.
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He is a terrible – he's an awful, evil human being.
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Everything that comes out of that weirdo, child-sniffing, daughter-showering, an idiot's mouth is a lie.
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He's a garbage person, and so is everybody in his family.
00:44:51.100
Did you see where Elon Musk, like it was a little TikTok, said something about him showering with his daughter?
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Like this is very concerning or something like that.
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Well, I'd say – I mean, you know, you've got a pedophile there.
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So that means anything in it was her, and she's talking about it.
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And, yeah, they're throwing the book at the person that found the diary that turned it over and said, hey, you know, this is something that you probably need to look at.
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This girl is really damaged, and she left it behind, and that's the history on the guy that's running the country.
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You would think that people would want to talk about that, not the lamestream media.
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I mean the person that was the criminal instead.
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So when the defense said, we're calling Robert Castillo to the stand, there was a huge gasp in the room from the press.
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You think it was bad for him when he was on the stand?
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Just this guy is going to obliterate this guy, man.
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This is one of the early, early ones when he started talking about the case.
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A lot of people cautioned me against it because I had nothing to gain.
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The only thing I'm doing is trying to tell the truth to the grand jurors.
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Because I read all these lies in the media that are being promoted by one side.
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If you see the full picture, you know, listen, if they want to go after Donald Trump and they have solid evidence, so be it.
00:46:49.160
This guy, by any prosecutor's standard, and I used to be deputy chief of the criminal division in the Southern District of New York,
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I wouldn't have touched a guy like Michael Cohen, especially if he's a convicted perjurer.
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Not to mention, as I said, the 50 to 100 lies he told us that are in those 330 e-mails.
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How do you think he's depleted the grand jury from inciting the former president?
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I can't say that because you really, you just don't know.
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I could see certainly a few of them were doing what you're doing right now, shaking your head up and down.
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I would love for those people to watch TV or something tonight or just remember what I said and say to the prosecutors,
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listen, we'd like to see the rest of those e-mails.
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Don't cherry-pick six e-mails out of 330 and then ask Costello questions about it.
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That's pretty—I have a statement here I'll give to you people.
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Money that he borrowed pursuant to a HELOC loan.
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I didn't even want my own wife to know, much less Melania Trump.
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But just to be clear, did he ever specifically tell you that Donald Trump did not know about this?
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They were getting upset because they'd ask me a limited question based on one of these six e-mails,
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and I would volunteer information that I thought the grand jury needed to hear.
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Alan Bragg just pooped his panties when they called him to the stand.
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I mean, we have done a full-blown deep dive into all of these shady characters on Saturdays,
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and I'm telling you something, there is no there there.
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Like, the people that they have—that they're trying to criminalize are the innocent ones,
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and then the real crooks are the ones that they're trying to make into star witnesses and everything else.
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And when you start going through it all, you're like, this is the—
00:49:20.180
But anything that they can do to stop President Trump from getting and gaining on the rhythm and the momentum,
00:49:28.560
They are terrified of President Trump getting back into the Oval Office,
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But we're going to have to fight hand over fist to get him there.
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They're doing everything they can to make sure he doesn't get into office again.
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They're terrified of what that spells for them.
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There's going to be some fireworks happening here in about 10 minutes in that courtroom.
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There has been an extended back and forth between the defense, judge, merchant, and the prosecution
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over Robert Costello's impending testimony, resulting in delays.
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The prosecution is trying to filibuster Costello from taking the stand,
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arguing that this would—his testimony would, and then that's all he put.
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Would be collateral and thus inadmissible under the rules of evidence.
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Bragg's attorneys know that Costello would drive the nail in the coffin of their case,
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which is now on life support after Mal Cohen's dumpster fire of a testimony this morning,
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in which he admitted to lying to protect his personal interests, financially profiting off Trump,
00:50:49.840
and the trial and stealing from the Trump organization, among other damning reservations.
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They're in there screaming at the judge, and they might even let him testify,
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I think a lot of people are expecting for them to try to make sure that that doesn't happen.
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He is a witness, just like any of the other witnesses that they've called.
00:51:15.560
And so it should be really—this is the last thing that they wanted.
00:51:23.000
This whole thing is just blowing up right in front of them.
00:51:28.060
And this one, of course, is by Ultra Maga Party.
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Hey, this is Michael Cohen for Michael Cohen Reacts.
00:51:36.540
Regarding the ongoing, incredible fucking lying by our former narcissistic sociopath,
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The rule of law is the bedrock principle of the Justice Department and our democracy.
00:51:55.360
All Americans are entitled to the even-handed application of the law.
00:52:05.100
Upholding the rule of law means applying the law evenly without fear or favor.
00:52:13.500
Now, one of the things that you see is Donald making the allegation that it's the Democrats
00:52:18.200
that are weaponizing the Justice Department against him.
00:52:24.780
So, I'm sitting at home watching these lies, and I said, I've got to do something about
00:52:29.500
I don't represent Donald Trump, but I do stand for justice, and I think I have a legal obligation
00:52:36.960
Michael Cohen, in my opinion, was lying about just about everything.
00:52:40.520
Cohen had told us that when we first met him, that he was suicidal.
00:52:46.460
Listen, listen, look at this guy and how to talk to him.
00:52:48.820
Listen, we all know you're a scumbag, and nobody cares about you.
00:52:54.100
Because when you're suicidal, thinking that that's the only way out of your legal mess,
00:52:58.500
and you're presented with the following options, that you can cooperate against Donald Trump
00:53:03.460
and provide information that would get you a get-out-of-jail-free card, and you respond
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to us, I swear to God, Bob, I don't have anything on Donald Trump.
00:53:14.780
Because when you're willing to give up your life in order to avoid these legal troubles,
00:53:19.500
and you're offered a way out, it's certainly easier to give up information on Donald Trump
00:53:26.220
On top of that, he's marching up and down on the other side of the conference table
00:53:31.660
Guys, I want you to know, I will do whatever the F I have to do, I will never spend one
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I wouldn't touch a witness like Michael Cohn for any amount of money.
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And tonight, he was on another station denying that he waived the attorney-client privilege.
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Uh, you did, he says, waive attorney-client privilege.
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If, in fact, that I waived attorney-client privilege, I'd like to know when, how, where.
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I don't recall waiving anything, but, again, this is, this is, I don't know, I don't know
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Did you sign anything when you were dealing with SDNY like that?
00:54:15.340
So, I guess he didn't know that, and the district attorney didn't know that, and I told them,
00:54:21.300
Michael Cohn has been in your office 20 times, and twice in the grand jury, and he forgot
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to tell you that he waived the attorney-client privilege 22 times?
00:54:35.440
This guy's, this is why they're, they're, they're trying to limit what this guy says
00:54:40.240
or not let him up there, and the judge is in a, everybody's in a panic, because this
00:54:43.320
guy, listen to him, he's going to get up there and just, whatever bones are left, and there
00:54:49.300
ain't many, he's just, he's going to be a vulture picking on the last bit of me.
00:54:53.100
Again, I mean, it's, we know exactly what he's going to say on the stand, and so do they.
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We've been doing this for weeks, and so they know exactly what's going to come out.
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Well, not being mean, but I can't wait to go watch this after the podcast.
00:57:38.180
And there's some people that are like, they're in the courtroom, and if you know who some of these people are.
00:57:43.140
So, I mean, you can't get any information, you know, from CNN, but there are our side in the courtroom,
00:57:50.740
Oh, Andrew Giuliani is doing such an incredible job.
00:57:54.400
Andrew Giuliani, there's a few of them that are doing real good.
00:57:56.720
I mean, they're just giving a play-by-play, and it's awesome.
00:57:59.980
Yeah, it's just like every two or three minutes.
00:58:02.380
Well, now you understand why it wasn't televised, right?
00:58:07.960
They couldn't afford for it to be televised because of what a joke and what a clown show it is.
00:58:13.700
They're not allowing certain things for President Trump to be able to present.
00:58:18.220
They're cutting him off at every single corner.
00:58:37.640
They're objecting about everything, the prosecution.
00:58:42.300
I explained to Michael Cohen that the investigation would be resolved within a week if he had truthful information about Donald Trump.
00:58:52.260
Cohen said, I swear to God, I have absolutely nothing to say about Donald J.
00:58:59.840
He said, I don't know why they're trying to put me in jail over some fucking NDAs, Blanche.
00:59:06.840
Did he say anything about Donald Trump in connection with Stormy Daniels, man, or Costello?
00:59:20.360
Blanche, what did Cohen say about Trump's family?
00:59:36.420
Well, I mean, you've been watching the calls from the judge this whole time, what they're allowing and what they're not.
00:59:46.900
President Trump is going to win one way or another this case.
00:59:49.840
I mean, regardless of the optics that they're trying to put out there, which are actually helping President Trump, the more people learn about this case, the more embarrassing it is.
00:59:59.560
I mean, you have CNN that's melting down on the regular, MSNBC, too, saying, why in the world would they put him on the stand?
01:00:13.840
I want to focus narrowly on whether Cohen knew if Trump said anything about the payments to Stormy Daniels, Costello.
01:00:21.760
Cohen repeatedly repeated numerous times that President Trump knew nothing about these payments and that Cohen did it on his own.
01:00:29.520
Well, I mean, you've got to have a rotten juror.
01:00:37.780
Well, even if you did, because you remember the OGA case, right?
01:00:42.200
I mean, all of a sudden they came back and they said point blank that one of the main reasons why they found O.J. Simpson innocent or you had the hung jury situation, all of that was to get back about the Rodney King in L.A.
01:00:55.600
You had jurors several years later saying, yeah, this was our payback, was to make sure that we got him off O.J. Simpson and find him not guilty.
01:01:06.780
And that's exactly what they're doing in this situation.
01:01:12.340
There is no coincidence that the same judge is going to try Steve Bannon next.
01:01:18.800
In a jury pool where it's supposed to be a lottery to get these cases?
01:01:23.480
This judge is not only going to try President Trump, but also Steve Bannon?
01:01:32.300
So after an objection by the Soros-funded DA's office that is sustained by Merchant yet again, the lawyers are told to approach the bench.
01:01:41.360
While this is going on, Costello could be heard on a hot mic saying, ridiculous.
01:01:59.220
Now they have an email exhibit up from Michael Cohen to Costello that says, Robert, great news for Rudy.
01:02:06.960
I have been working with lawyers all day, and just now I'm coming up for air.
01:02:21.140
He gave himself every single title you could have.
01:02:23.880
The fixer, personal attorney, all of these different things.
01:02:27.400
And President Trump wouldn't have him anywhere near his administration.