Psycho Ex-Girlfriend Kamala | In the Litter Box w⧸ Jewels & Catturd – Ep. 672 – 10⧸18⧸2024
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Jules and Cat Turd are back from their week long road trip and ready for a rest and a nice long weekend. They talk about what they ve been up to over the past week and what they are looking forward to this weekend.
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hello hello hello today is Friday October 18th 2024 episode number 672
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on this show you're in the litter box with Jules and Cat Turd hey there Cat how are you hey hey hey
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how goes it today thank god it's Friday huh wow it has been something else it's been a long tiring
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week I'm just in especially being out of town for turd stop last week I am so tired I just I'm gonna
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I'm just gonna like watch movies this weekend or something and really relax I really hope you do
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I hope you get to take it easy I'm I'm done I'm toast well you were exhausted yeah and you were
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afraid you were getting sick too and you had lost your voice at turd stock because you were talking
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and well that's not exactly true I heard you behaved yourself no I I get tabs on you no you were you
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were working really but it's just so loud in places like that that you find yourself screaming
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and so but I'm sure I also wrote for the next three days at Jeffrey Steele's studio and we sang for
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hours and hours and hours so it just kind of robbed got worse and worse and worse until it's almost gone
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exactly so I hope you do I hope you do recoup but we're on a great road I'll tell you one thing
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that dinner last night God was funny I laughed my ass off he nailed every single one of those lines
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and he hit them in every single place he could hit them it was fantastic the fact that Kamala Harris did
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not chicken chicken model Harris she had to bring that one back yes because she is I mean she really
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is and no one could understand it apparently she's screaming at her campaign manager for giving her
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the advice to sit that one out what would she be able to do though she's so cringe and unlikable
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I mean she's gonna tell jokes she's not funny she's just she's gonna and you know what's the worst
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thing comedians do you know laugh at your own jokes she's gonna be a pair laughing exactly exactly and
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he just did beautifully he he went there with the nanny man which was my favorite part I love that
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oh yeah I mean you don't stick them stick them right where it hurts and the crowd groan yeah man you don't
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like the truth huh well that is something that you never hear about now if that would have been
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Donald Trump if he would have knocked up the nanny that's all anybody would have heard of for the rest
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of his life but because it's Kamala Harris because it's a Democrat they have not talked about it at
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all it's almost as if it never happened I know people that still don't know about that they have
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no idea when I say he knocked up the nanny Dougie fresh knocked up the nanny they're like no he did not
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and we go back and forth so I have to pull up an article and say yeah he knocked up the nanny
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that picture is awesome isn't it that's like a classic I love this at reken means pretty much
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they're just crying right now they have been covering for her that they're just ridiculous
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she can't do anything right can't she she can't do anything right I mean it's so bad and President
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Trump I mean he's he talks about it quite openly about her skipping the Al Smith dinner she's not
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competent this wouldn't have worked for her her and her personality she's so angry and she's starting
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to show that now yeah why do you think she missed it oh there's a lot of theories okay I think that
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she's not competent I don't want to say this kind of stuff but we can't live with this we're not
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going to be able to live with this she's funny I don't think she's funny I don't look her staff
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she's got five percent of her staff stayed with her 95 percent quit if that happened to me I'd be
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front page of every nobody likes her nobody wants to be with her and I always say this I don't like
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even saying it but we can't have her as a president she's a Marxist we're not ready for a Marxist do
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you agree with that I do agree with you I mean it's true
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it's Trump man last night oh my god he was so on his the dude's hilarious man
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and Kamala puts out this pathetic statement of why she wasn't there and of course trying to beat
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up on President Trump talking about how he struggled they're doing everything that they can because she
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is just out of her league phoned in that weird sketch they did
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wasn't that just bizarre god it's just like there's nothing she's doing and they're trying
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everything now they got her going out I just seen a picture of her Michigan rally and they got all the
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buses in the background so it's the same old rent a rent a crowd and bust them in pay them and then
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they got Lizzo showing up and then they got Usher going to Atlanta I think you know oh yeah Taylor
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Swift to be a bear soon oh sure they're lanky non-dancing uncoordinated ass be a bear
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you know what though the whole the thing is I would take President Trump's team any day over any of the
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Hollywood elite I'm just telling you that right now and I think everybody feels the same the more they
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trot out stars and workers and Hollywood actors and stuff the worse it looks for them the more
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people are that's not what's in anymore that used to be in it's not in anymore they've used to be
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better off bringing up a plumber and saying I'm voting for you for this reason or an electrician
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goodness sakes it's really wild but of course it doesn't fly anymore man it doesn't move the needle
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at all no and now I just saw that Barack Obama and Michelle Obama both are gonna be hitting the
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trail with her next week I told you that was next they're gonna start bringing out all of the big
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guns the ones that are in the Democrat Party they're going to start trying to pull their weight now too
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but we haven't seen these people in years they don't live in our world they they live in the
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widest community in in history ridiculous well just there you know where the chef drown oh yeah
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naked paddle boarding the naked chef drown and they swept under the rug yeah that place we never heard
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back about any of that either I mean that just kind of disappeared just like every other story again
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with the Democrat but for those of you that did not see this sketch I'm going to play it because it's
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so awful and it's so awkward and it's so odd it's cringe yes but it just doesn't make any sense I mean
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here she is and this is her address because she couldn't make it right your eminence and distinguished
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guests the Al Smith dinner provides a rare opportunity to set aside partisanship cool sorry
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hey what's going on who was that very nice to meet you Mary Catherine right now I'm trying to
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record my speech for tonight's dinner oh yeah I know I just want to say that I'm Catholic and
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tonight is one of the biggest dinners next to the Last Supper it is a very important dinner and it's an
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important tradition that I'm so proud to be a part of sometimes when I get nervous I stick my fingers
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under my arms and I smell like that that's gross okay but here's the deal all right this person
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is a lot older than a school girl okay and it's very obvious to everybody involved and it's just
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very odd yeah once you do superstar like 35 years ago that character really this is so weird it's so
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bizarre and there she's actually making fun of Catholics which is strange but here you go
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so tell me something um I'm giving a speech do you have some thoughts about what I might say
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tonight my feelings about what you should say tonight would be best expressed in a monologue
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from one of my favorite made for TV series okay let's hear it don't you see man we need a woman to
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represent us a woman brings more heart more compassion and think how smart she must be to
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become a top contender in a field dominated by men it's time for a woman bro and with this woman
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we can fly what series was that from oh that's from house of dragons now streaming on HBO max
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is there anything that you think that maybe I shouldn't bring up tonight um well don't lie
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thou shall not bear false witness to thy neighbor indeed especially thy neighbor's election results
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just so you know there will be a fact checker there tonight oh that's great who Jesus and maybe
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don't say anything negative about Catholics I would never do that no matter where I was that would
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be like criticizing Detroit in Detroit does it bother you that that Trump guy insults you all the time
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because it really bothers my friends and me oh Mary Catherine it's very important to always remember you
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should never let anyone tell you who you are you tell them who you are haters gonna hate hate hate shake
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it off shake it off shake it off shake it off good for you Mary they're ready oh yeah okay and also
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remember one more thing don't worry if you make a mistake because Catholic people are very forgiving
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yeah and also one last thing I want to tell you don't forget to say superstar thank you Mary
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Catherine thank you Mamala thank you your eminence and distinguished guests the Al Smith dinner
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provides a rare opportunity to set aside partisanship and come together to do some good by supporting the
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tremendous charitable work of the Catholic Church the Church cares for the sick and feeds the hungry
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supports families with housing and education and in times of disaster provides not only essential
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supplies but also and so importantly a sense of hope the gospel of Luke tells us that faith has the power
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oh my god light on those living in darkness and to guide our feet in the path of peace in the spirit of
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tonight's dinner let us recommit to reaching across divides to seek understanding and common ground and
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in honor of the great Al Smith let us fight to build a better future with faith in God our country
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and in each other thank you may God bless you and may God bless the United States of America
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they're glad they're so glad they're like yeah that's real good yeah oh well they just I mean
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they fried her on stage completely yeah she's not there she is not there first it in that was just so
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awful and yeah I know it I don't think her her staff likes her because if anybody was able to convince
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her that that was a good idea meanwhile you've got President Trump who was able to mention a lot of
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things how far back this dinner goes in his life he mentioned going with his father he mentioned you
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know being able to fundraise money for the schools and everything else we're talking about billions of
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dollars and he was sitting there talking about it he was like look we made this effort and we were
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making phone calls to make sure that we were able to get the funds that were needed and they were
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very grateful I was so happy to be a part of it I mean he really showed everybody look I've been
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doing this a long time who is this character that just put on a skit are you kidding like Saturday
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Night Live to insult everybody I mean it was that bad it was as bad as a skit from Saturday Night Live
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on Saturday Night Live and that was a Saturday Night regular skit I didn't watch that but it was 25 years
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ago yeah she even made a movie about it Superstar oh gosh I don't know who would watch it she was
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horrible that is a Saturday she is a Saturday Night Live person that was a Saturday Night Live skit way
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a long time ago why would they introduce that here with this crowd they just they they they live in a
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bubble they're liberals and their culture is gone right they used to own the culture and I used to tell
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everybody how important it is to take over the culture wars it's important that's how people vote
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the people that I mean the people like us who are you know political nerds who study it up that there's
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not many people like that so the culture is important and it just like it it it goes like wildfire you
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know through through everywhere through every community okay so I I don't know any of those people
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okay I don't know 25 years ago a Saturday Night Live you know skit that just looked ridiculous to me
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and I'm sure anybody that hasn't been following Saturday Night Live and I'm sure there's more than
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just me but would not know what that was even about yeah I mean if you know let me I'll google when
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Superstar she made a movie that really flopped wow on that character oh my gosh I know nothing about it
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okay yeah so let me see okay so this is after this so the movie Superstar where she played this
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character which has a 32% rotten made of it oh my gosh okay the it this was well after you know she
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did this on Saturday Night Live all the time so it was 1999 25 years ago but I nailed that 25 years
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you certainly did that scary cat that you would know but so so you know she had done that
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um skit for years so I mean the skit probably originates from 27 28 years ago so you're right
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any anybody that's even in their like 40s and below probably never have no idea what that is
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no idea never even heard of it don't know anything about it nothing so it wasn't fun it wasn't funny
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then it's damn sure not funny oh they they just keep making the worst mistakes then she got pissed
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and and you know after the the Brett bear and this she went up there and just started screaming at
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everybody oh mad woman boy okay so there's a lot of things first off I thought it was really great
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that you had this particular gentleman that basically he went off and he was talking about her
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and how the fact that you you just don't do that you don't miss it you don't miss this event ever
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this is the legendary al smith dinner and he goes on to talk about and recite the you know how many
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people are catholics in this country and everything else and the fact that she's not reaching out to the
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to them is problematic for her you know this event has been referred to as the catholic met gala
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22 percent of americans identify as catholic catholics will be a key demographic in every battleground state
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i'm sorry why is vice president harris not here
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i mean consider this this is a room full of catholics and jews
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i mean in her defense i mean she did find time to appear on
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the view howard stern colbert and the long time staple of campaigning
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i mean that's really something else this is a guy this is a guy that was a staunch critic
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of trump just a few years ago too wow well i heard that schumer was real upset over it
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the democrat party was real upset over it everybody's real upset about it i love the word
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you know what president trump just knocked it out of the park but i'll tell you something when you named
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you had it nailed you knew exactly i don't know how you know this stuff
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but you knew exactly what we were going to be dealing with
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and just so everybody knows she turned into exactly that i mean she's definitely feeling the heat from all this
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should never again stand behind the seal of the president of the united states
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lit lit you see how everybody just starts yelling and it's quiet and it's all together and it's the
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same you know there's no it's the same exact tone it's this it's i guarantee there's somebody
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with some kind of sign saying clap loud exactly well and it's probably yes not natural well and
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it's probably mixed with an audience that's being played so an audience crowd it's probably a little
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bit of both yeah it's just not natural sounding it's all fake she you know she's psycho ex she's
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turning into your psycho ex-girlfriend before your eyes you know when you're first dating it's like
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whoa isn't this funny yeah did you just fall off a coconut tree honey
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well first off it doesn't make women in my opinion it doesn't make women appear to be stronger or
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in a position of power when they scream and carry on like that it makes them sound terrible it really
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does and but it looks like she took her page from hillary clinton because leah memes put this out
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and seriously this is great you can't tell the difference
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i'm sick and tired of the negative dark divisive dangerous vision and behavior
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of people who's aboard donald trump it's time for us to say no we are not going backwards
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behind behind the seal of the president don't get distracted don't get diverted focus on the kind
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of country and world that we want to help create wow
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and you see how that worked out for hillary right that yeah yeah it's just the uh it's psycho ex-girlfriend
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man it's god oh my god and they and they and when you're inauthentic so trump could just go be
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himself and you either love him or hate him but he's only no he never changes trump he's always the
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same if he's in front of liberals if he's in front of a whatever crowd he he goes to he he's the same
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he's the same person it's called authenticity something she don't have so everything she does
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she has to make up all these accents she has to go in and uh pretend to be somebody she's not
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and i gotta be likable now okay you're being too you're you're giggling too much now you need
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to be forceful and scream okay you're screaming too much maybe giggle a little maybe and that's
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and and the more they do that and the more she's coached and the more she tries to do it the less
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authentic she sounds it just gets worse and worse and worse victor davis hasn't called it the doom loop
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and it's true it is the doom loop she she is just getting worse as it goes on because she has not
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found her ground she has not found her footing she does not know what works for her she's lost
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she's really lost but she's so unlikable that she isn't taking good advice and she's lashing out at
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everybody so i guess they're just throwing anything that they can at her to see what she'll take
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and she's not even going for the things that would work i just posted this um from bad hombre
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he got a picture it says that the harris waltz campaign originally planned a rally today
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at van angle arena in grand rapids michigan with the capacity of 12 000 people due to lack of interest
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the venue was changed to a small public park where dozens of people have been bussed in oh boy there's
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a picture of here it is yep that was supposed to be a 12 000 person arena and then if there's
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another picture i posted you can see it but on a hill all the buses these people were bussed in
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goodness sakes i'm telling you it really is who in the hell would go see her man can you imagine
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sitting up there and listening to that well they're getting extra credit for their work in college
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you've got people that are actors we know that from a few of the different things that have
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happened on this trail so far this is as fake as it can possibly be then anything that you're seeing
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online it seems has a bit of ai an ai touch to it you've got the canned laughter that we're seeing at
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the venues you've got the fake signs and everything i mean come on they all all the signs look the same it's
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the same printing company i'm really none of it another one so she got up there and speak and then
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she acted like that little small crowd she acted for a minute like she had to wait for them to quit
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clapping because they were probably instructed clap don't stop she is she had to pretend like she was
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just like oh my god and there's just so many people clapping it's that little you know that little
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hundred people you just saw oh my gosh i'm gonna play it here it is
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can we hear it for brian good afternoon michigan it is good oh god oh it's good to be back
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it's good to be back oh my god good afternoon good afternoon again
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okay just when you think it can't get any worse okay calm down nobody's even clapping
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there's nobody there oh my god kitty and i'm gonna pull the rabbit on your stove you're a rabbit
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i'm psycho ex-girlfriend psycho ex-girlfriend is right and this is what all the hollering and hoop
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to law is all about oh my gosh this is really something
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man uh trump rallies have more people in line to the porta pollies
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wow this is crazy i mean this is just the wildest thing i have ever seen here we go again
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oh my gracious i know it and then she acts like you know that's one thing about politicians they
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really should they should either decide if they want to become an actor or if they want to become
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a politician because this doesn't work for them it's like a mix she's she's neither she's the dei
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hire that's just been given everything her whole life and now i mean she was given the nomination
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god's sake she didn't get a vote exactly and then they tried to hide her and they thought they could
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hide her and he and trump would just lose and then his poll numbers just kept you know overtaking her
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and now that well we got to get her out there and now we've seen the disaster it is i mean she tries
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to do these um uh you know real easy softball interviews with kobert and oprah and all and
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everybody rolls their eyes and says she can't even do a real interview she can't though so then she's i
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mean she's a vacuous just empty shell of nothing a giggling idiot imbecile just the worst it is the
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worst i've ever seen good afternoon and if you wonder how bad she is trump war room just posted this
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and the statistics between kamala versus president trump here is the proof in the pudding they're sitting
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there up there right now trying to act like president trump is tired or that he is not going
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to all of these events saying that he's not doing interviews well trump is everywhere as you all know
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every time we turn around he's doing everywhere everywhere so kamala says he's not doing interviews
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we need to ask if he's exhausted being on the campaign trail well the media interviews since becoming
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the nominee go like this trump 59 kamala 26 press conferences since becoming the nominee including
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almost a two-hour one president trump at six kamala at zero total campaign events in the month of
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september trump 21 kamala 13 this woman is delusional they just they're they it when they start throwing a
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different narrative that all the media like but you know that they the testy word or they all jump
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on at the same time and every two days they're changing they're really scrambling good they're
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scrambling because they're just trying anything that sticks he's tired he's old i mean he did that
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show last night then he was on fox and friends anyway on damn bon geno's podcast today it's just one after
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another 300 000 i heard listeners on bon geno's show when he appeared that was fantastic i'm
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so glad he did that because like our show he knows that most likely the listeners he's already
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got them as voters i mean really so he's trying to branch out and go to all of these other podcasts
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so he can lure some people in and that's totally understandable but i was so glad to see that he did
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that i i really was so thrilled to see it it just gives us all a boost because we're all on the trump
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train we've been on the trump train since day one haven't ever lingered in any situation then he said
00:29:01.340
i love cows he loves cows how funny was that and then he made a jab another jab better not vote for
00:29:08.700
kamala or because she'll do away with them and she will i mean you know that whole aoc thing you wrote a
00:29:15.820
book on that cat oh yeah about yeah cat about cows and everybody else they want to get rid of all of
00:29:23.900
us though i mean really they truly do they want to replace us with illegal immigrants they're giving
00:29:28.620
them everything and nothing to us citizens i don't know how much more obvious it needs to be
00:29:34.140
but this was huge i mean look at this you have president trump walked into the dan bon geno live stream
00:29:42.380
and my goodness look what happened thank you mr president blew up we appreciate it saying hello to
00:29:48.860
the crew my guy nice to see you nice to see you you know pretty well i mean the states are looking
00:29:57.020
pretty good listen i have never been more excited about a race than this one but i'm telling everyone
00:30:04.220
to vote thank you it's amazing i mean we've got it we've got the momentum we just have to show up
00:30:11.500
you got to show up bring everybody with us yes show up bring people with you it is so true if
00:30:18.540
everybody just bring them a couple family members that never vote or but they're registered but they
00:30:23.500
just don't vote a lot and just say hey i'll drive you there oh my gosh and that's easy enough let's go
00:30:29.260
save the country it's so true i mean it's wild though i i don't understand how these people well they
00:30:36.300
cheat that's how they do it but the the whole cow thing was just hilarious and it was a question from
00:30:43.420
a little guy a little young guy that was that had a question for president trump and here's how that
00:30:50.380
exchange went mr president we got a fun one but we'll fix it we got a six-year-old from massachusetts
00:30:55.820
and he wants to know about your favorite animal let's watch president my name is briar i'm six years
00:31:03.500
old i live on a farm in massachusetts what's your favorite farm animal favorite farm animal
00:31:14.140
i'll tell you what i love i love cows but if we go with kamala you won't have any cows anymore
00:31:20.460
because i don't want to ruin this kid's uh day but i love cows i think they're so cute and so beautiful
00:31:29.500
but according to kamala who's a radical left lunatic you will not have any cows anymore so
00:31:35.900
we have to vote her if you like cows i know mr president oh my gosh i love that there he is
00:31:42.860
doing another interview he's everywhere pat he's all over i love cows
00:31:50.460
and just amazing just absolutely amazing i i just i feel so good and even he was kind enough
00:32:01.020
to schumer even though he jabbed at him a little bit too last night but he was still kind he shows
00:32:06.540
that he can get along and he can reach across the aisle he's not intimidated by these people
00:32:11.740
even though you had the likes of latisha james who ended up having to stand and clap for president
00:32:19.020
trump in the audience there at the dinner i mean everybody that has gone after him he even made a
00:32:25.500
couple of jokes about mayor adams like you'll be all right you know look nobody's ever gone after
00:32:31.340
anybody like they have me you'll be okay he blasted to know to blow your nosio like nobody's business
00:32:39.580
even dropped a cuss word which of course politico is going oh it was inappropriate you know what
00:32:45.180
i'm sorry but to hear the left say that anything is inappropriate when they talk about murdering
00:32:51.580
babies is really not going to hit the tone that they think that it's going to hit not with this crowd
00:32:58.140
not with this audience the fact that she snubbed this dinner to begin with snubbed catholics
00:33:04.620
she honestly thinks that she's just going to be able to win being installed yet again that's what she
00:33:11.100
thinks just like she was installed with her and they're damned if they do damn if you don't because
00:33:15.500
they need to roll her out there but she's so awful and they and they have to decide is it just worse to
00:33:22.380
hide or to have her talk they're both bad well the thing about it is is that i am thinking that she was
00:33:29.980
so comfortable she didn't have to do anything to get into the position she's in right now to run as a
00:33:37.260
candidate for president trump she knows along with all of us that the last election was stolen
00:33:43.420
so she thinks that they're just going to roll out all the bells and whistles for her this time around
00:33:47.980
but it's too big to rig there are too many people that see exactly what's going on in this country
00:33:53.820
i think the black vote's going to put put it put trump way over the edge and you know i don't want to
00:33:58.540
sound confident i want everybody to go vote yeah and anything can happen you know they're going to
00:34:02.220
cheat so we really got to bank a lot of votes i mean it has got to go in there and vote this time
00:34:07.980
man and grab people you have to do it and you should be excited for it this time around everybody
00:34:15.180
should this is the early voting republicans usually just don't do it but this time man everywhere they're
00:34:20.380
having it they're having record numbers and that's not because democrats showing us because republicans
00:34:24.140
are saying we're playing their game this time oh it's true too we're gonna beat them at it we got
00:34:30.220
to we absolutely have to i mean this man has been persecuted so badly that it's just hard to believe
00:34:37.980
he even brought that up because of course the lamestream media the regime is trying to cover
00:34:42.460
the fact that there have been two assassination attempts that we know of right one assassin is has
00:34:50.620
been killed and the other one is going to go to court i don't know when they're going to end up with
00:34:56.380
charges on him there's something really fishy about that whole thing as well but president trump said
00:35:02.620
i don't see the point of taking shots at myself when other people have been shooting at me
00:35:09.420
and he did it in a funny way but that seriously he reminded everybody exactly what has happened
00:35:16.060
happened during and under this regime tradition holds that i'm supposed to tell a few self-deprecating
00:35:24.060
jokes this evening so here it goes nope i've got nothing i've got no there's nothing to say
00:35:38.620
i guess i just don't see the point of taking shots at myself when other people have been shooting at me
00:35:45.100
for a hell of a long time they want to sweep that whole thing under the carpet i mean you haven't
00:35:53.020
heard anything about it nothing when i found out my friend got a great deal on a wool coat from winners
00:35:59.980
i started wondering is every fabulous item i see from winners like that woman over there with the
00:36:06.300
designer jeans are those from winners ooh are those beautiful gold earrings did she pay full price
00:36:12.780
or that leather tote or that cashmere sweater or those knee-high boots that dress that jacket
00:36:17.980
those shoes is anyone paying full price for anything stop wondering start winning winners find fabulous for
00:36:25.820
less he was hilarious he was just he's surrounded by people hate him now believe me oh he knows it
00:36:33.980
he even said so in the dinner he said half of these people love me half of these people hate me
00:36:38.620
but here i am doing my thing i mean it would have sucked without him being there oh it would have
00:36:46.380
been boring nobody would have watched it oh he the only reason it was watched and why it's being
00:36:51.020
replayed is because he was there and that's it nobody would watch it if he wasn't there
00:36:55.500
so true cat he was so funny but i mean he got his digs in too he used it the way he needed to use it
00:37:03.340
de blozinozio him he says and this was really funny and of course this is the part that they're
00:37:09.260
just oh all up in arms about right now they're just appalled and they're having to clutch their pearls
00:37:19.180
and it's not michael that i can tell you i'm surprised that bill de blasio was actually able to make it
00:37:27.100
tonight to be honest he was a terrible mayor i don't give a if this is comedy enough he was a
00:37:33.820
terrible man he did a horrible he did a horrible job that's not comedy by the way that's fact
00:37:42.780
but unlike the rest of new york at least bill doesn't have to worry about the criminals they owe him
00:37:49.420
i loved that because you remember when everybody was locked up for covid he and his wife did a dance
00:37:55.740
and they did a dance they dropped the ball for new year's which is so ridiculous oh my gosh
00:38:01.900
i mean they just what what people had to do for this dang covet hoax and that's all it was when
00:38:06.940
one big giant hoax and i was telling everybody from day one don't let them take your freedoms
00:38:12.620
it is true i had big people in trump campaign say hi this is two weeks man we'll be back i said man i
00:38:18.140
don't care who's contacting me i'm not gonna say that you never let the government have one
00:38:24.140
bit of your freedoms man voluntary i don't care if it's sickness health whatever it is
00:38:30.780
see what happened when they got it they didn't want to let go of it uh-uh no it's too much power
00:38:35.980
and that's exactly what's happened and this is really a rise against the government that's what
00:38:41.660
people are super bowls they did a super bowl with with with uh cardboard cutouts
00:38:47.420
they're gonna look back at this time as an experiment a human experiment on the dumbest
00:38:54.860
iq people in history and say look how dumb it's literally the movie idiocracy if you've ever seen
00:38:59.820
it where people just get dumber and it's literally that goodness sakes i was laughing i was walking
00:39:07.740
around just living my life i never changed and i'm just like man you dumb asses i'm out here living my
00:39:12.700
life man i'm going everywhere i'm walking right in to go you have to wear a mask nope that's i'm not
00:39:17.420
wearing a mask you either i'll either walk out that door and i'm never you know when this is over i won't
00:39:21.420
be back or i can come in but i'm not wearing a mask you are not alone i mean that's what i want to do
00:39:28.540
man breathe my own exhaust it's so healthy to bring your breathe your own exhaust all day
00:39:34.060
and where are the masks now i mean really they just all disappeared then they would flip-flop then
00:39:39.580
fauci gets up there and tells everybody they have to wear double masks and so people are over there
00:39:43.900
wearing double masks and of course you know that brings out the psychos that say well if they say
00:39:48.300
two i'm wearing four oh my gosh i know driving around in a convertible by themselves with two masks on
00:39:56.540
in southern california that's what i was watching i was like really are you kidding because people are
00:40:02.780
ridiculous completely ridiculous but he just did an amazing amazing job i mean i oh man the one where
00:40:12.620
he's the white dudes for harris that was the funny one too oh boy he didn't let anything go i mean it
00:40:19.500
was so fun the whole thing the whole night was great and he was just as relaxed and as calm when he
00:40:25.500
crunched when he crunched kamala's husband and told you about hiding nanny oh my god it was so fun
00:40:32.460
all right it takes balls to do that in front of these people telling you here's what he said about
00:40:37.340
there's a group called white dudes for harris but i'm not worried about them at all because
00:40:42.700
their wives and their wives lovers are all voting for me
00:40:45.660
oh my god i mean he just it was one after another and tim waltz tim waltz that was because
00:40:56.060
he didn't show up tonight but believe me he'll say oh my gosh i mean he just couldn't stop and then
00:41:02.620
he said i never understood why uh democrats say men can get periods until i met tim waltz that was a lot
00:41:12.620
that was a riot as well right before that he said he was like yeah tim waltz ain't here but you know
00:41:18.140
he'll be telling everybody he did show because you know he lies all the time he had a lot of material
00:41:23.420
on him he had a lot oh he went for the juggler too oh he went on on mayor adams he says well i'd better
00:41:31.180
wrap up because mayor adams told me earlier that i needed to make this one very quick especially the
00:41:36.940
city because the city has reserved this room for a large group of illegal aliens coming in from texas
00:41:56.620
look she's out she's screaming again she's screaming again let's listen bad advice
00:42:02.780
really bad advice she's screaming again it's probably the same thing because she knows she she never
00:42:09.820
yeah yeah this is the same one i think 19 seconds should never again have the privilege of standing
00:42:19.500
behind the seal of the president of the united states same script same thing same script and they
00:42:28.860
tell her to scream at the same time oh it's so cringe it is the exact same script from when she was
00:42:36.620
in the auditorium before this she's not even able to mix it up a little bit and they told her they
00:42:43.660
said this is where you get angry it doesn't work that whole angry card with a woman does not work
00:42:50.060
you get a lot more with honey she's sounding kind of joyless lately i don't see the joy joy has left the
00:42:56.380
building i don't see the joy at all oh my gosh she thinks that's a winner that's her new
00:43:03.980
that's her new unburdened by what it has been that's her new joe biden don't jump remember how
00:43:10.140
many times he did that again today god did you see him today they literally he could not walk man he was
00:43:15.740
walking they were like uh the people around him the leaders like they felt like they need to put their
00:43:21.580
arm behind him in case he fell did you see that he is in such bad shape i've never seen anything like
00:43:29.020
it his brain is completely cooked oh my gosh they put an x stand there you idiot you blip stand there you
00:43:46.220
moron oh god this is embarrassing and you got her screaming the same old stuff oh it's the exact
00:43:54.860
same thing and then the reporter asked him while he was in berlin if they said what would you what
00:44:00.140
do you hope to achieve today mr president and biden says don't jump again
00:44:14.140
you got that right i'm you know it's really funny that weak men it's true because i put out a post
00:44:41.660
last night saying return of the alpha male and i'm so glad to see it because seriously i can't i
00:44:48.380
can't go on this way i'm so tired of soy boys everywhere so i actually put this out this was
00:44:56.860
put out let me see here 952 my time last night i said we're witnessing a comeback of the alpha
00:45:03.020
male mindset which is a relief i was starting to worry about you know if they were becoming extinct
00:45:09.740
thank you president trump not where i live oh my gosh well i live in hollywood you're in hollywood
00:45:15.980
so maybe they're yeah but it is it's the return of the alpha and they should be celebrated and i'm
00:45:23.740
so glad to see them and president trump is leading the charge but he definitely put in a dig over the
00:45:29.100
white dudes for harris this was funny as ever there's a group called white dudes for harris have you
00:45:34.380
seen this white dudes for harris anybody know are some of you here white dudes that doesn't sound
00:45:39.740
like it but i'm not worried about them at all because their wives and their wives lovers are all
00:45:47.100
voting for me every one of those people is running there's a group called white dude the way he even
00:45:57.100
delivers that is funny he's really a comedian he's got a sense of humor he's got he's always been
00:46:03.180
hilarious and the people i don't understand that they have just they've they've they've built up
00:46:08.780
this hate for this man that i mean they got a word for it tds trump derangement syndrome and it's
00:46:13.900
weird it's really real it's a real psychotic episode that you could go to the doctor i mean think about
00:46:21.660
some of these people like uh you know mark cuban now and stephen king and rob reiner and some of these
00:46:27.980
people like that they're they're they're they're in their last years of life right because because
00:46:33.100
they're the 70s i mean i'm not i'm not saying they're very last year but they're in the twilight
00:46:37.420
of their life and so how are you spending that you know how are you spending you're like you're 78
00:46:43.340
years old how have you spent the last eight years of your life from 70 to 78 you spin it on twitter
00:46:50.780
talking about what a piece of garbage trump is and going crazy every time trump says something that's
00:46:55.660
you spent your whole eight years in your set in your 70s not playing with grandkids not fishing
00:47:01.660
not going out and traveling the country not you know doing something creative but just crying about
00:47:08.940
trump it's it's it's unhealthy and that's how you spend the last years of your life man you're you're
00:47:15.020
you're insane cat you know you know what it's like because it happens with you i don't understand
00:47:21.100
some people but it's true they love to hate hate is easy you see what they do with cats there's the
00:47:28.220
same people that email me and and cuss every day and write these big long 5 000 page emails about what
00:47:37.100
a piece of crap i am every day love day i'm literally and i want to tell you people i'm living it free in
00:47:42.620
your brain because i don't care what you have to say about anything and you spend every day writing
00:47:48.620
furiously typing we to your fingers are bleeding all this hate mail to me and i don't care i read
00:47:54.780
two words i already know your email i don't read them exactly so i mean i literally live rent free
00:48:00.940
in your brains man i'm like a i'm like a parasite who's infected your brain take it over it's true
00:48:09.740
it's hilarious to me i love the fact that you guys do that man oh my god it's so funny i mean i have
00:48:15.500
people that will do the exact same thing to me and they really think that they're getting to me and
00:48:19.660
i'm just like no i saw this one coming i know exactly who you are it takes so a little bit of
00:48:26.060
energy and effort to hate but you've decided that that's the path you want to go you want to hate you
00:48:31.420
want to insult you think that you can you know threaten or what have you it doesn't work it just
00:48:37.740
turns us off i mean it just lets us know who you are i'm sorry that you're spending your life that
00:48:43.340
way hating on everything and everyone yeah so i've lived in the real world all my life so you
00:48:49.260
know these little little things y'all say and do in the beta liberal world they don't bother me a
00:48:54.620
bit i promise you they don't hurt my feelings no i just think it's funny the the funniest thing is
00:49:01.020
that you're wasting all your time worried about what i say all that energy god somebody a
00:49:06.620
shit poster on on x named cat turd and you're spending all your time writing emails every
00:49:12.220
single day to one person effort god i think it's funny everything towards i bored my way into your
00:49:18.540
brains i control you oh my gosh it's really hard to believe but it's so they don't realize what fools
00:49:29.020
are making of themselves not me they are too words don't hurt me man i'm not a liberal gosh you know
00:49:36.140
words hurts you guys you can't say this oh don't call me he him when i'm he them you're weak you're
00:49:42.860
weak people well you know words kill you there's such a you get misgendered by the way something y'all
00:49:49.180
just made up out of thin air 10 years ago nobody ever heard of it you just made it up and then you get
00:49:55.260
mad because nobody lives in the made up things and your weird fantasy land ultra universe reality
00:50:02.060
that you just made up out of thin air and we won't play along and that even triggers you more
00:50:07.740
i got news for you you're miserable people and you want everybody to be miserable just like you and
00:50:12.620
we're not we're happy we have good lives that's a fact i mean that's the difference here they try to
00:50:18.860
portray themselves as the party of love or in you know or being inclusive they are anything and
00:50:25.980
everything but in fact i was really shocked at this this is the day after this event at the smile
00:50:32.780
al smith dinner someone shouted jesus is lord at a kamala rally this is last night and she said oh i think
00:50:41.260
you're at the wrong rally i think you meant to go to a smaller one down the street listen to this a
00:50:48.060
smaller one intention that they would undo the protections of roe v wade and they did as he intended
00:51:11.260
no i think you meant to go to the smaller one down the street
00:51:19.900
the smaller one listen to listen to how everybody
00:51:26.380
it sounds like 13 year old girls right when you're hearing the response there's no guys in there
00:51:31.500
you hear it there's not it sounds like if you was at if you was at a um a middle school uh all girls
00:51:39.900
uh school and then you just told them that they wouldn't have to have any class of the rest of
00:51:45.260
the day and that's exactly what you would hear well you know what else is really weird about that
00:51:49.900
particular recording and i don't know if it was who was recording it it was mj truth i believe it's
00:51:55.340
where this one particular clip came from but the booing got louder which makes me believe that maybe they
00:52:01.660
piped in some booze so that she would have that one liner so that she could appeal to that particular
00:52:08.380
audience because that was a lot louder in that clip if you listen to the clip the booze are a lot
00:52:14.540
louder than anything else it was almost singled out so i almost wonder i mean i can't i can't
00:52:21.260
prove it one way or the other because i wasn't at the actual event but it almost seems like that was
00:52:26.860
even staged but why would you stage something like that how gross they they have to that you
00:52:32.380
don't have any natural instincts at all except for to cringe everybody out yeah she's she's got to
00:52:37.820
bring people over now and how's she gonna do it with that don't and i'm gonna tell you something i'm
00:52:43.340
just telling to you point blank man as a man she that's a just like hillary was a turn off she's a
00:52:48.620
turn off psycho ex-girlfriend you want to hear a woman that's not a turn off and how she acts and she's
00:52:54.060
well-spoken and listen to tulsi gabbard oh she's fabulous isn't she does you ever hear screaming like
00:52:59.740
an idiot or acting like that or raising her voice it's fake man ever people are so tired of these
00:53:05.580
phony ass politicians they really it's fake you're not really mad you're just pretending to be mad
00:53:10.620
so true it is so true i mean and you're saying it constant it's just ridiculous i don't know why
00:53:17.260
they think that that gives them an edge i don't know how insecure a person actually has to be for all
00:53:22.140
of that but it's pretty bad well i'm sure he's got them on the you know on the dial he you can't
00:53:42.060
imagine what she must be like to live with right now can you even fathom it i can't
00:53:47.580
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event these people are nuts they are insane it's unhealthy hatred of somebody for no reason other
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than the other people told you so exactly i mean the whole thing is so cringe when you see president
00:57:24.700
trump when he goes into a black barber shop in the bronx new york and he is just himself and he's
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greeted the way he is he can walk into any arena people just love him and we just sit there and go all
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right this is a once in a lifetime deal love him or hate him you know what this man stands on his
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own i cannot wait to see what he does for the country i love the team that he's building i love
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the fact that we're getting away from these creepy old crusty rhinos that have been running our party
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into the ground mitch mcconnell's the one we got to get rid of retire already oh please idiot get out of
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here man i know cat i mean really that's our senator senate minority leader really after the way
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he's oh glitch mcconnell january six has he been glitching out again lately i haven't watched they're
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hiding him yeah they're hiding him i mean they're all probably very close to being very similar to what
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you see with president carter right i mean mouth open in a wheelchair they've got aids all around
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them in case they do glitch out same thing with biden say they got aids all around them my god well
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they do they're constantly surrounded with people and there's a reason for that because they know i
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mean mitch has glitched out how many times cat you call him glitch yeah glitch mcconnell he just it's the
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weirdest thing he's just like he's talking and then he glitches and then have to go plug him in
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and plug him and plug him and plug him back in it's just any and of course he won't leave even
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after the embarrassment he won't go you know he's gotta hold on to power because he's been there 70
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000 years my god when i'm 60 years old he's old man when i was young exactly i mean these are the
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these are the people and believe me nancy piclosi isn't far behind all of them she's not she's in just
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as bad a shape if not worse i can't handle all her waving her damn arms around like an idiot oh my
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god well i i have a really hard time listening to her because it makes me nauseous when she loses her
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dentures or whatever that's going on with her mouth because it really makes me ill physically like i
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just go ah i can't cannot cannot makes me sick hey if you if everybody don't think the show is growing
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we have 116 000 people live on x listening to the show right now 116 000 all right everybody's in the
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mood make that 117 i love that everybody's in the mood to bring president trump back into the oval
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office and i'm telling you that's hard to do live man i'm telling you well this is exciting it's
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exciting because we've all been on the we actually have exactly about the exact same people that kamala
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harris had had a rally with mark cuban yesterday wow that's hilarious oh my gosh well then again
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if you're not doing anything tomorrow yeah if you're not doing anything tomorrow make sure that
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you go over to my channel it's a separate channel jules jones live a political rendezvous at three o'clock
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pm eastern time and we will be discussing more of this whole thing trump derangement syndrome it will
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be a blast yeah might as well do a shameless plug while we're here yeah shameless twice
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get 118 000 now is there anything you want to plug wait your song go ahead cat i mean you might as well
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get it out there oh yeah our new songs on the pin tree
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take advantage of this opportunity 119 000 we can get 120 we got one minute
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going to drop it into the chat so that everybody has the song the song went number one on apple
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that's pretty cool that's 120 we did it i think that's our new record for x all right during the
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live stream well you know if they have crowds that you know the fake can laughter and everything else
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we have our own two can play that game oh my all right everybody well i hope you have a wonderful
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rest of your day and weekend i'll see you tomorrow i hope but in the meantime you all be safe be kind