Shalom Hamas | In the Litter Box w⧸ Jewels & Catturd – Ep. 756 – 3⧸6⧸2025
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On today's show, we have a special guest on the show, Kat Krumholz! She's a comedian, writer, podcaster, and all-around great human being. She's been with us for a long time, and we've watched her rise to the top of the comedy game. We talk about how she got her start in the business, how she became one of the most successful comedians in the game, and what it's like to work for a major corporation.
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It's just another day in paradise like it always is.
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I mean, seriously, I think you're setting all kinds of records.
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Whenever I want to know what's going on, I just go and see you.
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They go up and down, and if you cuss wrong or say something they don't like, then they – there is no more – people say, well, I'm shadow banned.
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They just have this algorithm, and it does hide you, but they're not officially coming after you to shadow ban.
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There's things that trigger it, and I don't even know what they are.
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That's what I thought was announced a couple of months back.
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I mean, they said, okay, look, we want this to be more positive.
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I try to be positive on my post as much as possible, although –
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A positive punter can't sell his crack doodles anymore for some reason.
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No one can deny that that's actually what went on with the Biden administration.
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They can try all they want, but that is the bottom line.
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Now that he's out of office, nobody wants his crack doodles.
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and they just wanted him to try to get in there in case he won again
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or in case, you know, the Democrats stayed in there.
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You go to any elementary school and ask them to draw something,
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it looks about like what your drawings look like.
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Well, and they were giving him all of these interviews and everything
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This was the lamestream media where they would have like these spotlight segments
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And, you know, they even showed his art studio in Malibu and all of that nonsense.
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Well, he is claiming that his art sales have plunged since Dad left the White House,
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He bemoans L.A. wildfires as he claims that he's broke in this latest bombshell legal filing.
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I'm sure his legal bills are through the roof with all of this.
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And then he had to pay for all the legal bills for, you know, his felonies that he got pardoned for.
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I mean, you remember the back and forth because the public was just going, really?
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And you had a judge that said, no, you two, the defense and the prosecution may have agreed to something,
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but I'm not agreeing to it because I can see that this person broke the law.
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And it was a huge expose on how the court system works and how they were trying to curry favor.
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Like he had a 20,000-pound-a-day habit for all them years and filmed himself with all the naked girls that looked like they were 12.
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The vice president at the time, son, I'm going to completely film every bit of it.
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Falling asleep with a crack pipe in your mouth.
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You know, you don't do crack like he did for 15 years every single day.
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And you don't just like, okay, let's get him new teeth and put him in a suit and parade him around the White House once a year.
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I mean, if you've recovered from something that – he should be out there not doing crack doodles and taking $5 million checks from China and Russia and Ukraine.
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He should be out there doing a tour, trying to help people stay sober and talking about his sobriety.
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Did you ever hear him talk about his sobriety once?
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I mean, if you've been that far over the edge and you're that big of a spotlight and you've sobered up and you've went through a program, you're going to want to use that platform to highlight it every single – you're going to be out in front of the camera every day talking about sobriety.
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But you would have thought that the White House, if they could, they would have claimed what a remarkable story the Hunter Biden story is, how he went from one thing to another.
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But they couldn't because they know that he was going to stand up there like he did during the 4th of July, high as a kite, in front of the world, sniffing and carrying on, right?
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Ashen in color, I mean, just really in bad shape.
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And then, don't forget, he got kicked out of a sex club.
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Where they go there to get kicked out of a sex club.
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Well, a bunch of freaks go there, do some perverted shit you can't even think of in your wildest dreams, and he got kicked out.
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I mean, seriously, you cannot make any of this stuff up.
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I think somebody dressed in a lather beating the shit out of somebody else.
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You can only imagine what he did in order to be banned from that.
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Well, so he lost his house in the Los Angeles wildfires, and he had—
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Which he don't own, by the way, and he's using an excuse.
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And then in this latest filing, he is asking the federal judge to drop the laptop hacking
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lawsuit he slapped on the Trump White House aide.
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So he's trying to do that because he doesn't want that to be exposed and come to life, which
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In two to three years prior to December 2023, he says, I sold 27 pieces of art at an average
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And—but since then, he has only sold one piece of art for $36,000.
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Have you ever seen an artist, and they take pictures of him doing his art, sit down, put
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a piece of paper on a desk with a paintbrush, and like you're—like you're writing, you
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know, you're taking an SAT test with—or writing with a number two pencil?
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Has anybody seen an artist that doesn't—that draws like that ever?
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Of course, they are so bad, you can just basically just take a bucket of paint and throw it on a
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piece of paper and say, here's my crack doodle.
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Well, I mean, he had the best of the best that were working on that whole deal, right?
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You could go rent a place for $4,000 or $5,000 a month now.
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I mean, you know, you've really never had a job.
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Well, that's what's wrong with the whole family is that they've had all of these handouts
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And when you talk about white privilege, isn't Hunter the perfect example of that?
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I mean, when you talk about that, not us conservatives don't, but when you've got the leftists that
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are out there shouting and screaming, white privilege, I mean, especially liberal women.
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You look up a dictionary and you see a picture right there.
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Lord, but when he paints, the important—he has to paint, you know, from the left top of
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the paper, catty corner all the way down, so his hand ain't in the paint before it dries.
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So, if he has to paint something all of a sudden up the top, and I don't even know what
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that is besides crack doodles, and of course, and look how he's holding that.
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You really just can't make some of this stuff up, but yet you've got the lamestream that
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They were really advocating that he had some kind of talent.
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And just think about all these starving artists, you know, that are up in some little warehouse
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somewhere in a city, you know, roughing it on a concrete floor, and really are talented.
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And will never, ever think about selling a painting for $54,000, and he comes—here he
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comes, you know, come up and sold for half a million dollars, and of course, he's a crackhead.
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He's used to getting millions a year for free money, for influence, for treason, exactly
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And he can't—you think he can live on half a million dollars a year, and for his hooker
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habit, and his coke habit, and his, you know, all of his habits, he can't even think about
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I mean, and they thought that they were able to pull the wool over the public's eyes, but
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And like I said, they would have paraded him out if he was some kind of success story.
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But see, between that and them hiding him, right?
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I mean, everybody knew what the whole thing was about.
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But he also wasn't able to sell his memoir, the 2021 Beautiful Things, that plunged from
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3,200 copies over six months in mid-2023 to just 1,100 copies in the following six months.
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So, he's shocked, he claims, shocked that interest in his work has evaporated when his
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They're buying influence through them paintings.
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I mean, he absolutely knew that he was getting all of this from his dad.
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Motel 6 wouldn't even hang one of your paintings in their worst room.
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I see President Trump just suspended the security clearances of all the employees at Perkins
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I'm going to find it interesting the way Cash Patel goes after a lot of this stuff in his
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in the FBI, you know, the research and the investigations.
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Because he's starting with Comey, which opens up a door.
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It's almost like he is going to go back before he goes forward.
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It's going to be really interesting to see how this whole thing lights up.
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You know that he wouldn't waste his time going after Comey unless there was something there.
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Let me head over to your page and find that one because I actually haven't watched it.
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And then Trump's tweeting, yeah, man, he's using this as a way to not resign like he promised.
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But every single time this little sniveling fool gets up there, you know what?
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He's just weak soy boy and with terrible eyebrows.
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Yeah, and so the way they're acting up there, they're never going to get the tariffs lifted.
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He lifted tariffs on Mexico today just to put it in our eye, by the way.
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Yesterday, I spoke with President Trump and I reiterated the facts.
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Our border is secure and less than 1% of the illegal fentanyl entering the United States comes from Canada.
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Even so, we took action with our $1.3 billion plan to further strengthen our border.
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Canada's ministers, officials, and I will continue to engage with our American counterparts.
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Our goal remains to get these tariffs, all tariffs, removed.
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In the meantime, we'll be taking action to support Canadians through the tough times ahead.
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But you can count on leadership right across the country, municipalities, provinces, and indeed, your federal government.
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On a personal level, I've made sure that every single day in this office, I put Canadians first.
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And that's why I'm here to tell you all that we got you.
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Even in the very last days of this government, we will not let Canadians down today and long into the future.
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Some people have the close-up of his eyes, and he's just crying like a little baby.
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I mean, you think our prices are high and inflation is high.
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You arrested people because they had a different opinion than you.
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You tried to force that poisonous jab down everybody's throat.
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Now you've made, like, people can just do suicide legally, and they're all just offing themselves.
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You're a pathetic, commie bastard, and you suck, and you're a little weakling, and you've destroyed the country.
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The best thing that could happen to Canada is you just step down Sunday and stop being a theater kid, you crying little wuss.
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Well, what I love, too, is that President Trump has exposed just how weak Canada is and how much they rely on the United States.
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A lot of people didn't recognize that before, but they do now.
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Canada is nothing without the United States, and the fact that they are destroying this relationship and are doing all of the things that they have been doing just goes to show you that, hey, Trudeau, it is time for you to step down.
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This is the 51 state, as President Trump has teased.
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If you want it to be, it would be better for you and your people if it was.
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The tariffs are going to kill you, and they're going to be a drop in the bucket to us.
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You're not even, you're not even, both of them countries together is not 2% of our GDP, man.
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Well, and a lot of people at this stage would say, oh, my gosh, you know, America really doesn't look like a bad, like, that's a bad deal after all, because then they could have at least something.
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But right now, with the way this person and all the others have run down Canada, oh, my gosh.
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You want to stop being the livestock of the world again?
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If he's not going to step down, vote him out by a million percent.
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And if Ukrainians, you want peace in Ukraine, you got, Zelensky's got to go.
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They're going to have to hold an election and get rid of him.
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And, of course, he'll lose, but he'll get 4% of the vote.
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And, you know, so what happened, they saw that last Friday that President Trump was going to get this big win, and he was going to do a peace deal.
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So the Democrats got together with the European Union and Canada and all these other people, totarian regimes now run by these weak wusses.
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And they all got together and said, well, we can't let him have a win like this.
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We're going to step in, although we've been paying $350 billion and all them countries over there are paying $2 billion or $1 billion or $500 million.
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And then all of a sudden, so now we're going to put it in Trump's face, and that's why it was purposeful for him to blow up like that.
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And then now he's over there going to Brussels, going here, and all of them together are saying, we don't want to cease fire now.
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They're willing to let a million more people die over the next year, a million, just so Trump don't get a win on the peace deal.
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That's who the U.K. commie is, Macron commie, Justin Trudeau commie, all the little commies in the European Union.
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And what we need to do is they were going to go over there and meet with Ukraine.
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My feeling is they're going over there to meet, to have his opposition and try to, you know, force an election and get rid of him.
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And Justin Trudeau, you done promised a million, you know, go ahead and throw another 50 billion you don't have at them, too, because you done promised all that shit.
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And all you little countries like Brussels, you go ahead and have no army to speak of, no money to speak of.
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These three that have been talking behind the scenes, acting like they have some muscles to flex, they don't.
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I mean, minus Bush, he should be in here as well.
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They've been meeting with these people for years.
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They have been totally controlling the conversation.
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And they forgot that there is a new person in charge of signing those paychecks and deciding what happens, those executive orders, and what we're doing in this country in order to, whether we fund Ukraine or whether we don't.
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There's a new sheriff in town, thanks to We the People, and we're going to make sure that President Trump has the avenue to continue to do the things that we need him to do for our country, not Ukraine.
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I don't want to hear another word about Ukraine.
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Nothing about it even interests me at all anymore.
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All I see is globalists whenever I hear somebody mention that.
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And it hurts me to have to even pay my taxes right now just thinking about all the stuff that Doge is filing, finding, all this shit, to think what, you know.
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I'd much rather, I don't mind giving the charity, take what I owe the IRS and just give it.
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Let me give it to poor people around my community.
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And people can actually use it in this country.
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Let me give it to theirs instead of sending it to you.
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So you can send it over there to that piece of crap, Sniffy the Clown, so they can stick Coke up his nose every day and sniff it.
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And walk around in his little jumpsuit begging for money all over the world while he lives and stays at the Hyatt.
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And while all them kids get over there and get in a meat grinder and have their arms and legs blown up, their guts blown all over each other.
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Because this idiot and the European, oh, we need a week in Russia.
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Well, it's so crazy, but it's so obvious that this money, and even Zelensky has said he didn't receive it all.
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And this was one avenue, just like, of course, you know, the climate change is another avenue that they use in order to make sure that they get as much money as possible.
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Well, this is breaking right now, too, that Secretary of Defense Pete Hegseth just says all weapons to Ukraine have been paused.
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Of course, here comes the Murdoch, war pig-owned New York Post saying, oh, my God, Ukraine could be out of, total out of weaponry by, you know, June the 1st.
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Then they need to figure out how to get peace, don't they?
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Is there anything in our Constitution that says, you know, we have the right to bear arms and we must provide Ukraine halfway across the world,
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if they get in a war with somebody, with every dime, all the weaponry, and support them?
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I mean, is there anything in our Constitution that says, or NATO agreement, or anything, that we have to protect Ukraine, that we are obligated to give all this money?
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We're not obligated to do shit, and we shouldn't anymore.
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Well, I mean, what's so funny is that here we've got, we're working on our own government, right?
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We're going to clean out the ones that we do not need, and then we're going to stay with the cream of the crop, right?
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But yet, you've got people out there that are saying, oh, no, you continue to send all of this salary money to all of these different officials in Ukraine.
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You make sure that they are able to get their mansions in L.A., some of these commanders and otherwise.
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Make sure that Zelensky has all of this travel money.
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I hear he's not even living in Ukraine anymore because he's not liked, and he wouldn't win an election ever again after all of this.
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I mean, they're kidnapping people on the street, for crying out loud.
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My gosh, people are getting out of there as quickly as they possibly can.
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Well, you have Reuters, who puts out this ridiculous statement,
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Trump to revoke legal status for 240,000 Ukrainians as U.S. steps up deportations.
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This is a complete and total setup so that people start screaming and crying for Ukraine
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and what we're doing to Ukraine and Ukrainians that they've flown in here.
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To where you have Caroline Levitt has to put out a post.
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She says, this is more fake news from Reuters based on anonymous sources who have no idea what they are talking about.
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The truth, no decision has been made at this time.
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Well, that's them trying to get everybody to turn back to Ukraine's side.
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I'm sure Ukraine had everything to do with planting that, and so did the war pigs in both the Uniparty.
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And it's just one big lie trying to get you to, oh, my God, they're going to send the babies back over.
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Man, we got 250,000 people over here, refugees.
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We'll make sure we get them right over there next week.
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Y'all bragging about how much y'all are going to do this now.
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They need those people to vote in their elections for their home country so that they can turn it around so they don't continue to have a dictator over there in Ukraine.
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Somebody just memed me playing a violin to him crying.
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On a personal level, I mention every single day in this office, I put Canadians first, that I have people's backs.
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And that's why I'm here to tell you all, we got you.
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Even in the very last days of this government, we will not let Canadians down.
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God, that AI cat is looking really good there, cat.
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All them actors in Hollywood are going to be able to have a job soon.
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You've got even this whole thing, the Canadian independent.
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Okay, there is nothing independent about Canada, and you're going to figure this out in no time flat.
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They are going to be in a really bad way when these tariffs start.
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And that's why President Trump is making sure that he's trolling them by doing what he's doing with Mexico.
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Elon gave that little 13-year-old kid a Cybertruck today.
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I'm telling you something, that little DJ has stolen my heart.
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He's got three more years for him to get his driver's license.
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Well, I mean, you know, this is going to be his vehicle.
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Claudia was leaving for her pickleball tournament.
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She was so focused on visualizing that she didn't see the column behind her car on her backhand side.
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Good thing Claudia's with Intact, the insurer with the largest network of auto service centers in the country.
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Everything was taken care of under one roof, and she was on her way in a rental car in no time.
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I made it to my tournament and lost in the first round.
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When I found out my friend got a great deal on a wool coat from Winners, I started wondering.
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Like that woman over there with the designer jeans.
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I think he just has brought such a smile to my face the last couple of days.
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And no matter how the left, and especially since the left did what they did with him, especially.
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I think that they have made their bed, and they are going to have to deal with it.
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Did you see the cringe video of them pretending to be like video game fighters?
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And then they went up there and surrounded him on the House floor because they actually, so the speaker couldn't talk.
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And they're just like, I've seen so many videos of Democrats, so that's it.
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They can't even clap for a – and it's just – and they're just destroying themselves.
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I mean, is this really what it looks like when they aren't getting money funneled through AS – I mean, USAID?
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Yeah, all our Hollywood producers, man, don't want it for free.
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I mean, this doesn't even get, like, a C-movie kind of credit.
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And then you've got their paid influencers, these little sissy boys.
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And you've got these little Harry Sissons and his little clan.
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And if you want – I mean, they've got a voter problem with men, and they're just, like, the worst people that you could put out there.
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And then you see the weird one with Cory Booker, and he hugs the kid, and it's just – ugh.
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And I tweeted, I see they're releasing the Denny Party tapes, finally.
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And it's just – not only are – they have influencers that are just – why would you have influencers that repel voters and disgust voters?
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They're so arrogant, and they're so dumb, and they've never done that.
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And there's the little – hey, we believe in, you know, this, and, hey, all our influencers are little rich, white, trust fund babies.
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I want them to give them a million dollars each.
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I want them to give them five million dollars each.
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I want them to keep talking, keep putting out TikTok videos, keep doing interviews, because they are literally men repellent.
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I mean, who ever thought that this was going to be a good idea?
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Keep them on – put them on every show, every station.
00:36:10.380
The more they talk, I can just hear men going to this Republican party.
00:36:14.660
Well, I mean, just another example to prove your point even further is that they even hired David Miles Hogg, all right?
00:36:23.680
David Hogg is now serving as the vice chair of the Democrat National Committee.
00:36:33.660
Unless you're, like, the biggest beta male soy boy in the hell.
00:36:49.560
But, I mean, this is the face of the Democrat Party.
00:36:52.860
If you want to see what's happened to it, look no further.
00:36:56.740
I mean, they've got this gun control activist, David Hogg, who is now – who has been tapped to be their vice chair of the Democrat National Committee.
00:37:08.800
Who had average grades in high school, and they let him go to Harvard, and I'm sure they let him pass, too.
00:37:27.760
People are starting to put it together on their own.
00:37:30.120
We don't even have to do anything other than just show people exactly who's running the party and who their parents are and what their connections are.
00:37:42.300
They don't have to even talk about the Democrats.
00:37:46.560
And we influencers, and they're like, you know, attack – you know, they do – I mean, people – I mean, read one of Harry Sisson's or his gang's comment section.
00:37:56.420
It's 5,000 people that can't stand him and one person that agrees with him.
00:38:03.680
We want influencers that are repellent and off-putting and so arrogant and disgusting.
00:38:17.720
Put them out on – I want to see them – I want them to be the face of the Democrat Party because they won't be – instead of 20 percent men, they'll have 2 percent men the next election.
00:38:30.560
All our influencers, they got the perfect ones for us, the perfect ones.
00:38:35.740
We want those influencers that they have right now, all of them.
00:38:41.280
And that other young girl that weighs about 400 pounds, you know what I'm talking about?
00:38:48.800
And just – all of them, man, are just total arrogant.
00:38:56.380
And just, you know, keep them and keep Crockett up there.
00:38:59.040
I want Crockett front and center, AOC front and center.
00:39:04.120
We want her up there every five minutes talking and screaming.
00:39:14.440
We want Pocahontas sitting up there complaining and screaming and making these cringe videos.
00:39:20.180
They have the perfect team to destroy their party forever right now.
00:39:24.000
Influencers all the way through the Democrat people.
00:39:31.380
They got the – just keep doing exactly what you're doing, Democrats.
00:39:42.120
But, yes, I mean, this is exactly what we're dealing with here.
00:39:46.200
And then this video that you were talking about with Cory Booker.
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Whoever thought that conservatives were going to be the cool kids.
00:40:11.800
If y'all want to win every election, play that.
00:40:16.080
Play the 13-year-old kid with cancer and then them scrowling over there on every ad.
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Play when they're introducing Lincoln Riley's mom and sister who are crying and then the Democrats holding up signs, you know, not caring,
00:40:40.980
Like I say, they have the perfect – we have the perfect representatives in the Democrat Party, the perfect influencers.
00:41:09.240
Every time you talk, 10,000 people come to the Republican Party.
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It's like, I don't know what the opposite of an influencer is.
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You know, that was one of the things that I think that people really made a mistake on.
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And that was that, oh, we can't talk about politics or religion at gatherings.
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I don't know whoever started that, but it's quite the opposite.
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But if you do have a liberal little party you go to, or there's a few liberals, you've got
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Oh, wouldn't that be fun to get a couple of those when somebody hands them a bottle of
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I mean, you've got an unhinged Democrat representative, Melanie Stansbury, who just melted down in a
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profanity-laced tirade during the House Oversight Committee hearing.
00:45:58.040
They just, they, they're the party now of just, remember they were supposed to be the
00:46:10.460
They're just these absolute, just cringe hags, man.
00:46:17.580
They're the kind of, you know, they're the Karens that, you know, that knock on your door
00:46:22.940
and, uh, you're HOA, your plant's one inch too high.
00:46:32.120
I mean, the fact that they would actually get out there and slam President Trump's border
00:46:37.720
policies, calling it BS that targeting criminal undocumented immigrants, illegal aliens, let's
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And what they are doing is terrorizing immigrant families.
00:47:03.260
Now, remember, we have lost so many people because of these illegal aliens, not sending
00:47:09.500
their best, the criminal illegal aliens that are coming into our country and murdering
00:47:15.240
I mean, you've got mothers that are saying, what is going on here?
00:47:19.280
Remember, Jocelyn Nangare fires back, her mom did, at the shameful Democrats who refused
00:47:35.820
And like I said, all we have to do is just sit back and just like let them have, and they
00:47:40.420
didn't, think about that, I was talking about influencers.
00:47:43.080
They didn't get rid of, all their influencers failed miserably and they kept every one of them
00:47:48.760
And everything they did while they ran, everything they did when they ran Kamala and Joe and everything,
00:47:55.160
everything they did, they are saying the exact same things.
00:48:01.320
They've just kind of doubled down on the cringiest things that got them beat.
00:48:05.940
And they just doubled down on all the loser things that they did.
00:48:09.720
It's something to behold that they are this, that TDS has gotten in their brain.
00:48:17.420
You know, Kamala Harris went through a billion dollars in campaign donations.
00:48:24.760
Obviously she must have given them an advance, but they're out of it now.
00:48:35.920
I mean, I'm having a Ukraine moment thinking that a lot of it was money laundered into some
00:48:44.080
You know, it didn't just go into Kamala's war chest because that was ridiculous.
00:48:50.060
Oprah Winfrey and some of the others got millions of dollars.
00:48:53.640
Beyonce was another one that profited big time, but didn't help, did it?
00:48:58.800
They should have learned their lesson from Hillary Clinton, but see, they thought they
00:49:02.820
were going to be able to steal this election too.
00:49:05.340
They didn't realize that we were all going to show up.
00:49:09.240
I don't think anyone will ever sit out another election.
00:49:13.780
I really do not, based on what happened when the Democrats were in control.
00:49:18.420
We need, we need Trump in, if this country is really going to be fixed, we need Trump in
00:49:24.780
And then you got, you got, you know, 12 years, you can change everything, man.
00:49:32.160
It's just, did, did, did you see the, you know, the Jasmine Crockett, Mrs. Ghetto?
00:49:51.620
She is, she grew up, she acts like she grew up on the streets, reading the streets, the
00:50:04.060
She also attended Rhode Island, Rhodes College as a private school with tuitions $55,000 a
00:50:10.200
And when she's out there talking gangster and all that trash, it's all acting, all of
00:50:18.420
There's video of her talking perfectly, perfectly, just like everybody else talks.
00:50:22.800
Well, I mean, then they all have the same acting coach.
00:50:35.040
They all share those same characteristics and they are all schooled to act a certain way.
00:50:43.480
They always try to act like they are one of their people, this person, that person.
00:50:48.960
I mean, Kamala went from a horrible, cringe Southern accent to like, you know, a black accent.
00:50:56.500
You couldn't even figure out what she was doing or what she was saying.
00:51:15.380
And you know as a Southerner and I know as a Southerner that all of those accents are so
00:51:21.540
My parents cringe when they hear somebody do that.
00:51:30.860
Because you can pick a, you can pick out an accent of a true Southerner.
00:51:36.160
Remember, remember when they had that guy who pretended to be from the South?
00:51:41.420
And he was going to blow up half of Washington, D.C.
00:51:52.580
And he was sitting up there acting like he was country.
00:52:05.400
And he was just saying like every Southern cliche you could think of.
00:52:09.020
And he had like, you know, just, you know, deer antlers on the thing.
00:52:36.040
Because then all of a sudden they couldn't find, I mean, they had, somebody had been completely
00:52:44.180
And yet, all of a sudden they were able to find some DNA from ashes.
00:52:52.960
And that fake accent, I mean, he had a little bit of Mississippi.
00:53:03.860
It was such an obvious, just what they did when we had stupid ass Christopher Wray and
00:53:12.880
Just always, you know, the Patriots front, all these fake CIA hate groups and fake this,
00:53:29.880
I would got to find that again because that was just so bizarre.
00:53:37.960
I don't know if you remember this, but this was another election and they had a white
00:53:43.440
van in Florida and it was a brand new white van, brand new plates and all brand new stickers.
00:53:49.240
And, and, uh, and all these people were sending, um, remember they send Don Jr.
00:53:55.280
stuff and act like it was ricin and had to go to the hospital and they were sending all
00:54:00.340
these, all these conservatives, like, you know, it was supposed to be ricin, but white
00:54:14.520
And they found that they didn't find who did, you know, sent it to the, yeah, they found
00:54:22.480
And of course he had make America great again, brand new bumper stickers, uh, all on it.
00:54:28.160
Look at ice cream van, brand new van, brand new tag, you know, drove it off the lot, putting
00:54:34.940
And then they like, Oh, we, this is the guy that's giving all these, uh, you know, fake
00:54:41.720
And they arrested him as right before the elect, right before an election, man.
00:54:45.540
I don't know if it was a midterms or a regular one.
00:54:49.100
And then nobody heard it from that again, either.
00:54:50.940
They just hauled him to the CIA and let him go and, you know, did a high five and he put
00:54:55.620
Well, it's no different than Patriot Front, right?
00:54:58.440
I mean, the same group in all khakis, they're carrying brand new flags.
00:55:03.060
I mean, they have brand new shirts, brand new everything.
00:55:12.100
I cannot wait until Kash Patel does a little bit of digging into that group.
00:55:15.860
But here's another story that's just unbelievable.
00:55:19.060
And it's that NASA stranded astronauts and confirmed that Biden abandoned them in space.
00:55:26.900
He declined Elon Musk's rescue offer for political reasons.
00:55:32.460
He was just going to let them just stay out there in space.
00:55:41.160
And now you've got all of these people that have been stuck out there for months.
00:55:48.300
I mean, they they got there in July of last year.
00:55:54.300
This is after the Boeing Starliner ran into technical issues.
00:56:02.060
Can you imagine if your president, Joe Biden, said that they he would decline to bring them back on SpaceX flight several months ago for political reasons?
00:56:20.160
So I just posted Jasmine Crockett talking normal.
00:56:24.060
Oh, yeah, I'm sure there's plenty of it because, see, this is her new her new role is to be the next person that runs or that they escalate through the Democrat Party.
00:56:40.020
First of all, it's good to see you in the new year.
00:56:41.800
You know, no one could have told me that when I went down to Austin, now looks like a little bit over a year ago, that I would be running for Congress.
00:56:54.840
But what I've always decided is that I would step up when there was a need.
00:56:59.620
Listen, he up there, he's doing all kinds of nonsense and bullshit.
00:57:07.860
But when she called me and said, I think it's time for me to retire, and you're the one that I believe should take my seat, I really was kind of caught off guard.
00:57:19.840
If anyone knows anything about the Congresswoman, they know.
00:57:24.680
And if he had some sense, then maybe we would have been about that life.
00:57:31.240
This took a little bit of coordinating to do, for sure.
00:57:35.200
You know, the Congressional seat is over four times as large as my House seat.
00:57:41.640
And I was just starting to get into the rhythm of doing constituent services and things like that.
00:57:46.860
We got Madam Williams, who just happens to have the honorary seat.
00:57:52.580
It's not even honorary because she held me down, y'all.
00:57:58.020
That is the seat in which she currently serves.
00:58:02.260
This is the message that she wanted to send today.
00:58:33.820
Well, you see how she acted when she got voted in.
00:58:47.500
She went from Sandra Dee to, you know, to Salt-N-Pepa.
00:58:58.280
And you know those pants were actually sewn on Olivia Newton-John.
00:59:03.140
They sewed those on her body while she was standing up.
00:59:28.040
In Hollywood Hollywood, they've now got fake plastic fish lips Hollywood.
00:59:33.860
But the difference is Hollywood can fool some people sometimes.
00:59:46.180
I've never seen a guy that didn't absolutely loathe it.
00:59:59.580
But it's got to be for other women because every guy I know is like, oh, my God.
01:00:04.380
And they just go overboard with it until it's just like, you know, you look like, you know,
01:00:09.820
you've got an apple in your mouth or something.
01:00:16.520
And it's sad because there are a lot of really pretty women that have done that.
01:00:19.940
And they've just destroyed their looks completely.
01:00:23.840
I've seen some Fox News lately that when I'm like, I watch stories.
01:00:30.820
I mean, the only thing I watch on Fox News is Greg Gutfeld, but I watch stories coming
01:00:37.860
And, God, it's just like some of those women on there now, they look like they got rubber
01:00:46.280
Do you know how terrible it looks to be like 35, 40 years old and you don't have any wrinkles
01:00:55.960
Somebody blew up a rubber glove and that's your face.
01:01:06.280
And you can look at Elon Musk's mom who is absolutely stunning.
01:01:33.160
I mean, do you not have a mirror in your house?
01:02:00.900
And then you can free yourself from all that worry and all that, you know, about how, oh,
01:02:06.680
my God, you're not going to hold on to your youth.
01:02:14.240
I've always been okay with people getting a little bit of work here.
01:02:17.080
And some people know how to do it where you never notice, you know.
01:02:22.760
If you want to get a little work done here and there, I get it.
01:02:28.220
Women, especially some guys, too, they just take it.
01:02:34.840
Like, I saw a picture from the Oscars, Meg Ryan.
01:02:56.180
She would just age by the way she was going to age.
01:02:58.040
Well, they're saying that that's the new cosmetic surgery, is the ones that you can't tell that anybody got anything done.
01:03:04.300
I don't know what they were trying to do, like bragging rights or, hey, you know, I'm rich enough to afford getting fish lips or keeping up these Botox treatments and all this stuff.
01:03:22.960
I mean, in the long run, all that shit's bad for you.
01:03:24.880
Putting chemicals in your face, shooting with needles, it's not good.
01:03:30.240
The things that they're going to find out about this stuff is really scary.
01:03:36.360
There's also, I believe, and I'm just going to talk about this for just a second, apparently in Tennessee, a Tennessee teacher shoots himself dead in a classroom.
01:03:49.820
I don't know what caused it or what happened, but the school has closed down for the rest of the day as the police continue their investigation.
01:04:02.960
It's closed because a teacher was found dead before the school opened.
01:04:08.500
Munford Police Department reports officers responded to an emergency situation at the school before it opened,
01:04:15.760
and the police said that this teacher, Samuel Collin Day, was found dead in the early morning hours before any students arrived.
01:04:27.720
At least he didn't do it in front of the students.
01:04:29.060
He was found with a self-inflicted gunshot wound.
01:04:33.960
So this is all over all the different headlines, Daily Mail, Gateway Pundit, and they're trying to get to the bottom of why it happened.
01:04:43.600
But yes, I just thought I'd mention it before we actually go.
01:04:52.280
Did you hear about the CNN changes bogus fact check after saying Trump lied about government spending $8 million for mice transgender?
01:05:02.980
And then they just, of course, they take it out because they found out it was true, but then they don't say nothing about it.
01:05:13.960
So they thought it was so outlandish that surely that wasn't what was happening.
01:05:18.580
And then come to find out, brutal, you have that they fact-checked it.
01:05:26.560
And then they found out that $8 million for making mice transgender after the White House provides receipts of it.
01:05:35.000
And, my gosh, well, we didn't even get to what we named the show today, Shalom Hamas.
01:05:44.360
But if you look at President Trump's post, it was probably one of the funniest things I think I have ever read.
01:05:50.700
Shalom Hamas means hello, and it also means goodbye.
01:05:53.740
And on that note, we are going to say goodbye, but not without me putting it into the chat so that you can all enjoy it and read it.
01:06:01.900
He is going to get those hostages back, whether they are alive or dead, and he means absolute business about it.
01:06:12.060
He says that there will be hell to pay later and put out the statement yesterday.
01:06:17.420
And he, like I said, he absolutely means business.
01:06:23.620
He's been meeting with those families, and he just said, look, this is the last time I'm going to even say it.
01:06:40.400
Well, I hope you have a wonderful rest of your day.
01:06:47.680
And we will see you tomorrow, 3 o'clock p.m. Eastern Time.