Jules and Cat are back in the litter box talking about all things President Trump. They talk about the Democratic primary, Joe Biden, and much much more! Jules & Cat Turd is a production of Gimlet Media.
00:01:42.920Hello, hello, hello. Today is Monday, June 12th, 2023, episode number 347. Please remember to like, share, subscribe and hit the notification button so you know when we go live. You're in the litter box with Jules and Cat Turd. Hey there, Cat. How are you?
00:02:12.920Oh, just, you know, another day in paradise.
00:02:46.280Joe, I mean, we know he's slow, but come on, let's go. And the speed up with President Donald Trump, if it isn't obvious, President Trump won the last election by a landslide.
00:02:58.280And these demons, I want to call them, are doing absolutely everything that they can to make sure that President Trump doesn't get in the White House again, which is where he belongs.
00:03:08.280He's had the full force and the might of the U.S. government against him for six, seven years now. Even while he's in office, they'd hamstrung him.
00:03:17.780You got it. They are threatened by him.
00:03:22.140Absolutely. Every single outlet, every single tool, every single arm they can use, they are using and they want to make sure that President Trump doesn't get back in because they know if he does get in, they're going to be out.
00:03:37.320I mean, really, every single person that is pushing this will no longer have a position. Now, if that isn't reason enough to make sure that we get him in office, I don't know what is. That's the best argument of them all. So, we've got to fight.
00:03:54.660Turnit Brain cleared his schedule today to get a root canal on his false teeth.
00:03:58.460That is one of the funniest things. You told me this before the show. I didn't even know about that. There's so much that happens.
00:05:03.920Yeah, about as real as everything else that happens in that White House, including the backdrops and everything else.
00:05:09.840It's all fake. Everything about this administration is fake because they have to pull off the biggest heist in history with the biggest power in the world is what we're dealing with.
00:05:21.360President of the United States of America. And they are using everything that they can to make sure that that he is that he remains up there, even if he doesn't even know where he is, which is half the time.
00:06:01.740That's what it is. So, here you've got President Trump, and I love that he's not even holding back.
00:06:06.940He's going to use this to benefit his campaign, and boy, are his numbers roaring as a result of all of this.
00:06:13.200He says, how can DOJ possibly charge me?
00:06:19.380Who did nothing wrong when no other presidents were charged, when Joe Biden wouldn't be charged for anything, including the fact that he has 1,850 boxes, much of it classified, and some dating back to his Senate day, when even Democrat senators are shocked.
00:06:38.540Also, President Clinton had documents, and one in court.
00:06:43.440Crooked Hillary deleted 33,000 emails, many classified, and wasn't even close to being charged.
00:06:51.780Only Trump, the greatest witch hunt of all time.
00:07:02.820I mean, this is like nothing we have ever seen before, and I just look at this and go, what else are they going to try to do?
00:07:13.420I mean, they did the Russia, Russia, Russia thing.
00:07:15.580You would have thought that they would have stopped there, but no one's even talking about the Durham report anymore, which was clear evidence of a witch hunt, which is this is part two.
00:07:32.480I love him. I just love him. I think it's great. I want the mean tweets. I want everything to come back.
00:07:40.380I want Trump to be Trump. That's who we love. That's who he is, and I don't want him tiptoeing around these absolute criminals.
00:07:48.240We know exactly who they are. We know who's involved and what they did, and we can't let them get away with it, and we're not going to let them get away with it.
00:07:55.780I'm 100% Trump, and I will stay on his side forevermore. That's just the way it is. I've never seen anybody be attacked like President Trump has been. Never. In my entire life.
00:08:08.220There's nothing. I mean, I'm telling you, the full force and might of the United States government, all over him, I mean anything to get him in jail, anything to indictment, anything. It don't matter what it is. They're just making up shit. They've been doing it.
00:08:22.620They did a special counsel for three years. They were doing a special counsel on him for what Hillary and the FBI did, and that's exactly the truth.
00:08:33.920The FBI agents that were actually investigating were the ones that framed it up. They knew it was fake.
00:08:40.840They did. They all knew. They knew this whole thing, and they were just sitting here waiting to see what our reaction is. That's what they're waiting for.
00:08:49.080They want a revolution, I'm convinced, in this country. That's exactly what they want. That's what January 6th was all about. That's what putting Americans and pitting them against one another.
00:09:00.900The infiltration of January 6th, when you start looking at everything, they want a war here in this country, and they are desperately seeking one.
00:09:09.740They think that's the only thing that is going to stop us from looking into all of them. That's how they keep their power.
00:09:16.100Did you see the feds and their Nazi flags? The fake fed, Nazi flags at Disney World.
00:09:21.700Wasn't that just unreal? I mean, right when I think it can get any worse, it does.
00:09:28.060Brand new Nazi flags in front of Disney World. The same young white guys, federal agents, with their mask on, brand new everything, just happened to sit out in front of Disney with Nazi flags.
00:09:46.200White supremacy is such not a problem in this country that the feds have to go out and pretend to be them every single day, it seems like now.
00:10:24.940But everything, they're always brand new. They got brand new jeans, brand new shirts, no tattoos, brand new boots, brand new glasses, brand new hoodies, brand new flags, brand new weird shields that nobody even knows what the hell that is.
00:12:40.080I mean, who... Like, okay, you join the FBI, and then, oh, we're going to do the Patriots front today. Cadets. Everybody get their shields and their flags. And what else would they have? They had something else weird. The original group, they come in, like, U-Hauls, and then they just disappear, and nobody ever arrests them. And when they do...
00:12:58.460You know, if you've ever seen, like, a cop arrest anybody, if they got a hat on, you know, once they get them handcuffed on the ground, they'll take their glasses, and they'll definitely take their hat off, you know, to look inside their hat, to make sure there's nothing inside there.
00:13:12.840And, um, so they always do that. But nope, when they handcuffed them that one time, they left their mask on, their glasses, everything. Yeah, right.
00:13:21.540Yeah. No. We, we, we've, we've gone through all of these different things. Remember that other U-Haul, the guy that was trying to crash, I guess, into the White House they were worried about, and they dropped a Nazi.
00:13:35.520He didn't even do in his bumper. And then they come out, there's a Nazi. See that? Here's the more Nazis down there. There's a Nazi flag there. He's, yeah, he was, he was, uh, you know, whatever.
00:13:45.880Whatever. He wasn't, he wasn't even white.
00:13:49.440It is just so crazy. Well, you've got a lot of people that are coming out in huge droves to support President Trump.
00:13:56.440Trump stands firm in post-indictment interview with Roger Stone, commitments, controversies, and the 2024 Canada Sea.
00:14:04.380And so he's making the rounds. You know, a lot of you saw him over at Waffle House. There is no one like President Trump.
00:14:11.800I mean, he truly is the people's president. When you-
00:14:15.980Nobody gets a reaction like that, ever.
00:14:20.520They basically just indicted this man and tried to tell everybody through every news reporter they got and every primetime TV that this guy's a traitor.
00:14:29.860And he goes out the next day, and I mean, they're swarming him. They love him so much.
00:14:33.660They can't leave him alone. I mean, here he is at the Waffle House, walking in.
00:14:37.240Thank you. How are you all? Look, we have the fake news media.
00:15:00.820He's just like you and me. He really is. He's a regular person. He doesn't need the media to shield him. He even jokes with them and punches back a little bit.
00:15:14.260I hate him, but he's got to, you know, don't be so aggressive on his tweets. Aggressive on his tweets? Did you just say that?
00:15:21.120I'm literally trying to put him in jail the rest of his life on false charges over and over and over and over and over. You don't think he's pissed and going to fight back?
00:15:30.140Look, I'd say the F-bomb, they were doing that to me at least 45 times a tweet.
00:15:35.460Oh, boy. And he is, too. He is definitely not taking this, not even for a second. Like I said, he's going to, he knows how to maximize this.
00:15:42.880Bill Barr, he called him, what'd he call him?
00:15:45.580I mean, he just went completely. He's going off on all of them right now. I mean, here he is. He's got a whole string here since this morning.
00:15:54.680The desanctimonious polls are crashing because of his stance on obliterating Social Security and Medicare.
00:16:02.720Nothing he will ever do is going to change his votes against.
00:16:06.800Attracting small crowds that leave early, never a good sign.
00:16:10.460Then he goes off and he says, getting ready to head down to Doral in Miami.
00:16:14.660We must all be strong and defeat the communist Marxists and radical left lunatics that are systematically destroying our country.
00:16:32.120And then he goes on and he says, Governor Kevin Stitt of Oklahoma, who I didn't know very well, called me before his last election to say he was in big trouble and very much needed my endorsement.
00:16:46.340I love Oklahoma and won 77 out of 77 counties, something that never happened before.
00:19:26.740If you run a fair election, if you run an actual fair election and it was actually fair, no matter what, who the Republican nominee would, they'd win 48, 49 states just like Reagan did.
00:22:12.400And then, like, early August, they start having debates.
00:22:14.780And the election then is in four months.
00:22:16.760I mean, where's the – how do you make up 38 points?
00:22:20.500I've never seen anybody make up ground like that.
00:22:22.560Now, if they just started and they just threw everybody's hat in the ring and they didn't know who was going to win and, you know, nobody's not a known entity and all that, and they make some mistakes on polling, I get it.
00:22:34.400But this is – everybody knew DeSantis was going to run for a year.
00:22:37.940Everybody knew Trump was going to run.
00:22:57.000A lot of people are extremely disappointed that he decided to run this time, whereas he would have gotten all of our support and more if he would have just sat this one out.
00:23:45.280He just – he just – it – look, I – you know I like DeSantis, and I like his wife, and I love him as my governor.
00:23:53.060And he needs – you know, I told him from the beginning, this is no – no offense against – I'm not one of these people that just bash DeSantis all the time on Twitter.
00:24:02.960If you notice, I always – I support him.
00:24:05.520I got on people because it was a dumb decision.
00:24:08.380Like two days before our election down here, and we're trying to keep somebody out that's going to be a newsome and completely destroy our debt.
00:24:16.540You know, and so two days, which is two years now at that point before the presidential election.
00:24:22.960Presidential election doesn't even matter at this point.
00:28:53.300I see no way he even makes his term as president without Camilla coming in there, because he's physically and mentally going to be in such bad shape in a year from now.
00:32:13.840And they, they really, like I said, they're, they don't even care.
00:32:19.500They're out to get us upset and angry.
00:32:21.640Well, you have Tom Fenton to advance revolutionary chant, transgender agenda, targeting children.
00:32:28.920Biden violates basic tenant of us flag code and disrespects every American service member buried under its colors.
00:32:37.900And then he cites the code, U.S. flag code, the flag of the United States of America should be at the center and at the highest point of the group when a number of flags of states or localities or pennants or of societies are grouped and displayed from staffs.
00:32:57.120Well, then they started to get really desperate.
00:32:59.100They're like, well, there's a flag on the very top of the White House and it's the American flag.
00:33:42.380You better, you better acknowledge that I'm the most special person in the world and I want to have parades and I want it to be for 30 days.
00:33:49.600And you better not say anything or I'm going to call you names.
00:33:52.460And look at me and look at me and look at me and look at me.
00:35:46.220That is the goal is to catch you off guard.
00:35:48.960And so here they all are saying to all patriots intending to show support for President Trump on Tuesday at the Florida Federal Courthouse.
00:36:37.960However, they're praying for you, but they want you to know that be your brother's keeper and be your sister's keeper by de-escalating any possible altercations.
00:36:50.740We J Sixers know too well that any and all violence will be blamed on Trump supporters no matter who initiates it.
00:37:52.160Now that the seal is broken, in addition to closing the border and removing all the criminal elements that have illegally invaded our country, making America energy independent and even dominant again, and immediately ending the war between Russia and Ukraine.
00:38:08.360I will appoint a real special prosecutor to go after the most corrupt president in the history of the USA, Joe Biden, the entire Biden crime family, and all the others involved with the destruction of our elections, borders, and country itself.
00:38:43.360He said election interference at a next level never seen before in our country.
00:38:48.520Then he goes on to say Joe Biden just stated he never spoke to Attorney General Garland about indicting his political opponent, who just happens to be leading him by a lot in the polls, used to say the same thing about Hunter's business partners until that was revealed to be a lie, met with many of them many, many times.
00:39:11.940Crooked Joe and his thugs are destroying America.
00:52:22.220She also said today she's going to, she's not, if you hadn't seen her on Fox, she refuses to go on there now after what they did with Tucker.
00:53:46.560They only just give you bits of one side or the other side.
00:53:49.840They don't ever go into real deep detail.
00:53:52.760And it's a problem because people are sitting there going,
00:53:55.120well, but wait a minute, there's more to this story.
00:53:56.800And they're not able to get that other side.
00:53:59.340So they're going completely crazy over Eileen Cannon.
00:54:03.740That's the big news right now because that is who this case has been assigned to,
00:54:08.700to oversee President Trump's federal case in Miami.
00:54:12.140And so they are going berserk because of the way she, first of all, she was a Trump appointee.
00:54:18.980And then secondly, it's because she is, she stood up and defended him, ordered a special counsel and said,
00:54:26.960hang on, we've got to bring in more people on the case before this one.
00:54:31.400Like I said, they've been throwing case after case after case at President Trump.
00:54:34.900And so this is the woman who's behind the next one and they don't like it one little tiny bit.
00:54:43.640I mean, she is being criticized already and it's because she appointed a special master to review the classified documents seized from Mar-a-Lago
00:54:53.380and they're losing their minds because she refuses to recuse.
00:55:15.160I'm, I'm just really, I'm, I'm just so thrilled that he is as tough as he is because you know at this point he's doing it because of us, for us, not himself.
00:55:42.540You've got Ellie Honig who says that it's preposterous how the DOJ's criminal investigation into Hunter Biden, it's beyond anything I've ever seen before.
00:57:39.940Sort of everything since the indictment is historic because this has never happened before when it comes to federal charges and an indictment against a former president.
00:57:52.360That is why we are watching this so closely as he makes his way to the airport.
00:57:57.320And then from there, he will fly into Miami.