JustPearlyThings - May 03, 2023


Andrew and Tristan Savagely Roast Matt Shea


Episode Stats

Length

10 minutes

Words per Minute

144.42827

Word Count

1,554

Sentence Count

173

Misogynist Sentences

2

Hate Speech Sentences

10


Summary


Transcript

00:00:00.000 later. Is Andrew going out to meet us? Yeah, who are you? Matt. This is Matt. And he looks.
00:00:08.320 From the BBC. All right, I'm gonna let you know. He asked you to win. Okay. What? He asked you to win.
00:00:16.720 Be right back. Thanks. Good morning. Anyone breakfast? Yeah, I'll have breakfast.
00:00:29.040 I got very important to you today. What? Did you see how many brokies? Wow, I guess my audience is broke. God damn. Damn.
00:00:40.160 We need to have a finance meeting. What's going on here? Yeah, let's get some finance people on here.
00:00:46.960 Yeah, we're gonna put a finance party. I mean, don't ask me your blessing because we spend money like it's water.
00:00:52.340 You know what I mean? Yeah, like we just buy. Oh, he's not a brokie. Thank you, John.
00:00:58.780 Come on, John. Yeah, me and Blessing just, we just swiped that credit card, you know.
00:01:05.020 Nicole, Nicholas King. That's so sweet of you. Thank you, Nicholas King. Thank you, Nicholas King.
00:01:11.180 You know, two people are reaching, the rest are brokies, you know. You know, at least we have two,
00:01:16.620 you know. Oh, another one. I assume your audience is mostly just above six-figure average guys like
00:01:23.420 me. Thank you. I assumed so, too, until I saw this chat.
00:01:29.660 A lot of, yeah, a lot of brokies. Yeah. You know, but it's all right. All right,
00:01:34.460 we're gonna continue. We'll continue. Don't put a dollar in there. Jesus. A dollar?
00:01:39.020 Okay, I'm sorry, but at a dollar, you might as well not send anything.
00:01:42.220 Hey, that's all he can afford, you know what I mean? He knows his level. It's okay, you know.
00:01:49.260 Oh, they gifted five memberships. Thank you, Jerome. I guess we have no war room members in here.
00:01:55.740 Yeah, you know, they can't afford the war room, so they come to Pearl's chat.
00:01:59.820 You know. Yo, they come, man. You know what I mean? Like, you know, they need some war room content.
00:02:08.780 Yeah, you know. You know, we'll sponsor the boxing match, too.
00:02:13.020 All right, thank you. A very important interview today with a very renowned, esteemed,
00:02:20.300 well-known journalist called Matt Shea. As you can see, I'm dressed for the occasion.
00:02:26.300 I think you can see him standing outside my house right there.
00:02:31.020 He's filming her. He's filming her. That's interesting.
00:02:34.700 Where is he? Here he is. Here he is up. Please come in.
00:02:39.420 We got a brokey, but broken, broken, but trying. Thank you. Chad is spending all the money on weed
00:02:46.780 and ha-ha-ha. Thank you, Super Chats. I'm gonna let the video play for a second, though,
00:02:50.940 so I'm gonna try to screenshot these so I see them.
00:02:53.020 Yeah, we need a security system. Like, Tate's like, this is...
00:02:57.020 Yeah, we need to... We don't even have a kickout, Cam.
00:02:59.900 Yeah. Yeah.
00:03:01.660 Maybe we're brokies.
00:03:03.340 Yeah, you know, I think the conclusion is that we are, in fact, the brokies.
00:03:08.380 Yeah. Tate, help us out.
00:03:10.380 Come, come.
00:03:11.740 Another interview? Please?
00:03:14.060 Geek! Geek! What a dork! Imagine being... Imagine going to school as a kid.
00:03:26.220 Okay.
00:03:26.780 And everyone's like, you're a geek. You're a nerd. Okay.
00:03:30.060 You're a dork. And then you grow up. And they were right.
00:03:34.060 Oh, that's so funny.
00:03:39.100 That's Matt Shae's reality.
00:03:40.380 I watched one of his interviews about a drug in Colombia, and he was sniffing cocaine in the interview.
00:03:46.940 I was gonna say, are they doing a live reaction while he's weighing outside to the interview?
00:03:52.060 That's Matt.
00:03:54.860 Talking about how the drug people aren't actually that bad at the same as the cocaine people.
00:04:00.460 But then he does hit pieces on good people.
00:04:03.020 Christian, he is a dork, a nerd, and a geek.
00:04:08.940 DMG.
00:04:10.140 He's DMG!
00:04:11.660 DMG!
00:04:12.380 I haven't heard of it. I haven't seen a DMG in person.
00:04:14.300 And you know what's amazing?
00:04:15.420 What?
00:04:16.780 His stupid ass didn't do what me and you would have done.
00:04:19.660 Jump on a jet and fly somewhere.
00:04:22.060 No.
00:04:22.620 He went to the airport, checked in with their economy.
00:04:28.300 Hey, hey, we gotta travel somehow.
00:04:30.780 All right, let's not.
00:04:33.420 Let's not, you know.
00:04:36.780 I'm manifesting.
00:04:37.820 I'm gonna be on a jet with tech one day.
00:04:41.580 Listen, this is getting sad at this point.
00:04:44.140 I'm manifesting, man.
00:04:45.900 I don't believe in the word manifesting.
00:04:47.580 Ah, that's a discussion for another day.
00:04:51.020 That's another day.
00:04:51.660 All right, all right.
00:04:52.460 All his bags, all the thing.
00:04:54.140 Dude, quickly, let's wait in line for security.
00:04:57.180 Dude, he went through all that shit at 4 a.m. this morning to come here and stand outside my house like a dickhead.
00:05:04.620 I wonder how much of his annual salary at this cost.
00:05:09.020 Well, what are you calling me?
00:05:11.580 I'll let him know I'm having my breakfast.
00:05:13.500 So he has to fucking wait.
00:05:15.660 He's calling me.
00:05:16.300 He certainly will.
00:05:17.980 He's still there.
00:05:19.980 Did he have chocolate?
00:05:24.060 I have to ask you what?
00:05:25.260 I'm sorry.
00:05:26.380 Why is he here to do anything?
00:05:29.980 About?
00:05:30.300 About the most famous man in the world, the most influential man in the world, the world who owns the culture.
00:05:34.860 The person who's going to save planet Earth.
00:05:36.620 Me.
00:05:36.860 Of course, I decided to choose an interview with him to boost his career because he was so honest the last time I gave him a chance.
00:05:44.380 So this is Vice Episode 2.
00:05:46.460 Yes, it is.
00:05:47.260 But this time, I'm...
00:05:48.460 This man is a straight savage.
00:06:05.020 Do you think he's going to go out at all?
00:06:07.580 Nah.
00:06:07.980 Nah.
00:06:09.660 Yeah.
00:06:09.980 Yeah.
00:06:10.380 I'll do the same thing as well.
00:06:11.980 After you make a hit piece.
00:06:14.220 Make your way.
00:06:14.860 Yeah, yeah.
00:06:15.420 I just want everyone to know that I have taken names of everybody that's done hit pieces on me.
00:06:21.980 We've taken names.
00:06:23.660 Yeah.
00:06:25.260 And some of you guys' channels are not doing well right now.
00:06:28.540 Some of y'all aren't doing well.
00:06:29.820 And we got a video coming.
00:06:34.060 Yeah.
00:06:34.460 You know what?
00:06:34.940 I'm really excited to give my side of the story for that whole thing.
00:06:41.020 If you know, you know, I'm really excited to give my side of all these people doing dishonest journalism.
00:06:53.340 Clipping us.
00:06:54.300 Clipping us.
00:06:55.340 Making us look mad, but it's okay.
00:06:57.820 It's okay.
00:06:58.460 It's all right.
00:06:59.260 We're very compassionate people.
00:07:00.780 Yeah.
00:07:02.540 I mean, you got to get paid somehow, you know, but it's a bit sad, but well.
00:07:07.740 Anyways.
00:07:08.220 Yeah, broke you.
00:07:09.260 Broke you.
00:07:17.500 It's going to be great.
00:07:19.420 D-N-G.
00:07:20.460 This is D-N-G, man.
00:07:22.620 That's not D-N-G.
00:07:23.420 He had his dance.
00:07:24.140 This is my interview.
00:07:24.860 This is all I have to say to him.
00:07:29.980 Oh,
00:07:36.860 Oh
00:07:45.100 So I spoke quick, Andrew.
00:07:46.220 He said he's tired right now.
00:07:48.380 now okay and like uh give him his chocolate yep okay we can give it to him once we're sat down to
00:07:57.980 do the interview this has to be the most someone has ever spent for a delivery of chocolates
00:08:11.260 should we they paid all them flight tickets to deliver chocolates i'm telling you he's not
00:08:15.980 gonna come out you know it's crazy you know it's crazy what a bride what oh there's one one person i'm
00:08:26.540 shouting out in the chat loyal guy who this guy called brighton oh thank you brighton you know
00:08:35.420 it's crazy it's crazy how he's gonna feel like the victim after all of this but really you deserve
00:08:44.060 this you had this coming i'm really excited to watch this just like they're just yeah just like
00:08:49.100 there's certain people that may feel like they're victims at a certain video we have coming out soon
00:08:53.020 but you know what i don't want to hear anything yeah
00:09:02.060 oh red pill bachelor coming awesome yeah there's a um yeah there's a red pill batch so we are in fact
00:09:08.860 releasing since we um support content creators here at just pearly things we will be releasing all
00:09:16.060 footage from any red pill bachelor that has been shot i won't name names but any um you know request
00:09:24.220 to not post it is very inconsiderate to um all of the other content creators involved my staff that they
00:09:31.900 cared so much about that was a genius piece of work you know that blessing is still waiting to hear
00:09:39.420 back from aren't you all the people that were so concerned about you you're still waiting i want my
00:09:45.420 chocolates i'm sad yeah yeah he's so sad and he also um it's crazy it's such a horrible work environment
00:09:55.420 that you with these horrible contracts that you went in accepted all the job offers you were offered
00:10:01.580 right listen i want my chocolates my conditions here are quite amazing but i want my chocolates yeah
00:10:08.380 yeah yeah yeah so um as an apology those content creators feel free to send chocolate you know what i mean
00:10:14.700 yeah chocolates yeah yeah yeah but you know we won't name names we don't name names here
00:10:20.700 nah nah we mind in that video anyways um stay tuned coming up soon coming up so i'm excited
00:10:26.940 have a rapey bachelor coming off very very good as many of you know i was just banned on tick tock
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