JustPearlyThings - October 08, 2023


I Invaded A Feminist Convention...


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00:00:00.000 Whatever rights you have that you treasure, including the right to come here and talk to me about this show for one for you, by the suffrages.
00:00:08.980 Alright, so we're here with Pearl, or I'm here with Pearl, and we are going to a feminist convention.
00:00:13.560 Yes, yes, I'm excited to fight for my rights today.
00:00:16.980 Exactly, and you're looking very feminist today, I have to say.
00:00:19.880 You've pulled out all the feminist tropes out of the drawer.
00:00:23.320 I have, I have. I think the bucket hat just signals cat lady.
00:00:28.040 It does, it does. They're going to look at you and they're going to think, yes, she is one of us.
00:00:33.760 This is what we're fighting for. Cats and loneliness.
00:00:37.380 So I do have a shirt on under, and it says, I should get one that says return our rights.
00:00:42.780 That should be my next shirt I dropped. But this one is women shouldn't vote.
00:00:46.140 So if you guys want to get it, you know, reach out.
00:00:49.040 Audacitynetwork.store, you know, and Troy's got one over here too.
00:00:52.840 I do, I'm going to reveal it later, because I don't know if I can get my buttons undone.
00:00:57.220 At this angle. But look, why do you think women shouldn't vote?
00:01:00.100 Oh, because I just think we're too emotional.
00:01:02.800 True.
00:01:02.900 Like, I mean, and honestly, you know, the anti-suffragettes were a group of wives and mothers
00:01:09.620 that petitioned and said, don't let women vote, because this will be the breakdown of the family unit,
00:01:15.360 and women will spend too much money, because the taxes will be raised.
00:01:19.720 And like, look what's happened.
00:01:21.060 A lot of money's being spent. Taxes are raised.
00:01:23.160 Family unit's gone.
00:01:24.460 Family unit's gone.
00:01:25.360 Post-marriage society.
00:01:27.000 Yes, it's not all bad.
00:01:28.500 I'm only joking. I'm only joking.
00:01:30.760 But it's like, you know, I mean, they kind of had a point.
00:01:33.360 Now, do I think they're going to, like, we should get rid of women's right to vote right now?
00:01:37.900 I mean, but there has to be ways to limit it.
00:01:40.540 For example, we're all in debt, so nobody in debt can vote.
00:01:44.460 Including men?
00:01:45.080 I mean, the women have to go especially, but maybe some men, I mean, I don't think the crackheads down the street from me should vote.
00:01:51.420 But to act like it's the same, like, this is my problem.
00:01:54.700 The trad cons will come in, or the liberals, and they'll say, what about men?
00:01:58.440 Yeah, a lot of men shouldn't vote too.
00:02:00.120 But the women is the worst part.
00:02:02.280 That's, like, the most, that's the most important thing we've got to limit.
00:02:05.960 Because we're emotional, and all they have to do is show us some 12-year-old that can't get an abortion, and we just start crying.
00:02:12.080 We run to the polls and vote left and vote on all these stupid policies for a 12-year-old we don't even know that can't get an abortion.
00:02:19.100 So basically, because obviously the left has been sort of dominant in the culture over the last, I don't know, 20 years, 25 years, whatever.
00:02:25.620 You would put that down a lot to the fact that women are active in politics?
00:02:28.500 Yeah, I mean, look what just happened with that one chick.
00:02:31.260 You know, I mean, look what happened.
00:02:33.300 It's like clockwork.
00:02:34.460 I can, like, write what happens with women in politics.
00:02:37.040 Women go into politics, and then they go into, they start winning stuff, and then they sleep with a Democrat and then divorce their husbands.
00:02:44.620 It's like, it's like, it's a sad cycle.
00:02:47.600 And then OnlyFans often comes next, or stripping, or whatever.
00:02:51.600 Do you think Biden's going to win the next election?
00:02:53.280 Is he going to be awake for it?
00:02:54.320 I don't know.
00:02:54.720 I don't know if he'll make it.
00:02:56.040 Like, I don't know.
00:02:59.120 I think he might, like, pass away or something.
00:03:02.980 Nobody liked Kamala Harris, though, did they?
00:03:05.080 I'm not even sure people on the left like her.
00:03:06.440 I think Michelle Obama's going to run.
00:03:08.280 Do you think so?
00:03:08.980 Yeah.
00:03:09.560 Well, that'd be kind of cool.
00:03:11.480 Well, it'd be kind of interesting, at least.
00:03:12.780 It'd be like the first tranny that gets elected.
00:03:15.280 Sorry.
00:03:16.100 Anyway, guys.
00:03:16.860 All right, guys.
00:03:22.800 Today, I'm going to a feminist convention.
00:03:25.720 Oh, we got Troy here.
00:03:27.120 Blessing.
00:03:27.980 Hey, guys.
00:03:29.500 You're infiltrating.
00:03:31.040 Yeah.
00:03:31.540 Infiltrating.
00:03:32.120 Enemy territory.
00:03:32.880 What do you think of the bucket hat?
00:03:35.000 I think it's really good.
00:03:35.900 I think it's very feminist.
00:03:37.540 Yeah.
00:03:38.700 You're like a school teacher.
00:03:40.600 So, I'm going to see how I can, like, fight for my rights better.
00:03:45.280 All these women say I'm, like, a traitor, like, a woman hater.
00:03:48.900 And I just really want to fight.
00:03:51.960 So, tune along.
00:03:53.560 Let's really fight today.
00:03:55.300 All right.
00:03:55.860 We're here.
00:03:56.660 Ready for action.
00:03:57.900 I'm excited.
00:03:59.340 Are you excited?
00:04:00.960 Yeah.
00:04:01.520 This is going to be a lot of fun.
00:04:02.880 A lot of fun.
00:04:05.360 I'll never thank you without your express permission.
00:04:08.940 And I would ask you two or three times that I want to make sure.
00:04:12.120 Okay?
00:04:13.700 So, for those of you who have cats, you might know the situation.
00:04:16.440 I have the kind of cat who does require a Brazilian.
00:04:20.940 I mean, it'd be weird to leave one finger hair around.
00:04:23.100 She's a Hollywood.
00:04:24.220 She needs a Hollywood.
00:04:24.900 Well, look.
00:04:25.240 I don't wax the entire cat.
00:04:26.980 It's like mowing the lawn.
00:04:28.380 Is that a suburban?
00:04:29.200 I don't know what we call that.
00:04:30.500 But I do have a cat that needs to be regularly shaved because otherwise shit gets stuck to her
00:04:36.360 butthole.
00:04:36.820 Like, literally, if you let it go too long, she'll come running inside and there's a catacomb
00:04:41.220 of shit hanging like Lord Vecna between her two legs, quivering there.
00:04:45.060 And what is it about cats?
00:04:46.560 They only want to cuddle with you right after they've taken a dump.
00:04:49.340 But I sometimes think we should play to our talents and play to our skills.
00:04:53.800 And I think no revolution has happened without some conversation, without some angry protests
00:05:01.300 and riots, without some compromise, without some refusal to compromise.
00:05:06.340 A revolution and a social movement has to have all of those ingredients.
00:05:12.120 And I think where we sometimes fall down now is online there's an idea that your only tool
00:05:17.020 could be anger and you mustn't use influence.
00:05:19.500 And I'm like, no, no, no.
00:05:20.060 We need that.
00:05:20.680 And we need all of these other things.
00:05:22.400 It's a paint box.
00:05:23.660 And we need different people on different parts of that, breaking it through.
00:05:29.080 You can't just use a sledgehammer.
00:05:31.040 It does not work like that.
00:05:32.920 We've got to have conversations.
00:05:34.560 We've got to have debates.
00:05:35.880 We've got to have, if you're the one personally affected, you may not feel emotionally equipped
00:05:39.960 to have to be at the front line of those debates.
00:05:42.040 You may rather be in a different sort of position.
00:05:45.240 Reaching out to sex workers to be like, hey, every time you swear a guy, you've got to
00:05:50.100 talk about politics.
00:05:51.260 You know, we'll make sure, you know, we'll make sure we pay you a little bit extra or we'll
00:05:55.320 do a, or something like that.
00:05:59.760 Hi.
00:06:00.900 Hello.
00:06:01.380 Hi, girl.
00:06:01.960 Nice to meet you.
00:06:02.620 Hi, nice to meet you.
00:06:03.500 Do you have any questions at all?
00:06:05.020 Sure.
00:06:05.860 Okay.
00:06:06.360 I've got a cab outside.
00:06:07.660 Oh, it's held in.
00:06:08.880 Okay.
00:06:09.240 So, my question is, do you think women who were told him was working with the breakers?
00:06:15.240 What is the breakdown of the family unit?
00:06:21.060 Okay.
00:06:22.360 So, since women vote has gotten the right to vote, the family unit has deteriorated.
00:06:27.400 Are you suggesting a causation?
00:06:31.580 Yeah.
00:06:32.320 Hold on one second.
00:06:33.060 Yeah.
00:06:33.820 Hi, lady.
00:06:34.180 Deborah speaking.
00:06:37.760 Because that's what the anti-Sufferagist suggested, that it was beginning to break down
00:06:42.520 when the family unit came up with that.
00:06:43.780 And you, do you think that's happened?
00:06:45.920 Yeah.
00:06:46.440 I mean, I think when a third of the kids just went out of a red box, on a third of them.
00:06:50.000 Do you know that before we got the vote, a man could just take our kids away?
00:06:54.200 You know that?
00:06:54.820 That the law didn't protect you at all?
00:06:56.980 Well, that's very good.
00:06:57.900 Children.
00:06:58.800 Like, significant ways.
00:06:59.920 How many clubs?
00:07:00.600 So there is a lot.
00:07:01.480 I mean, if I was told, if you had children with a man, he could just, she's insane, lock
00:07:10.440 you up in the sanatorium, take the children away.
00:07:13.280 You have no rights.
00:07:15.460 No rights.
00:07:16.440 Well, men tend to be better people than men.
00:07:19.040 In general, yeah.
00:07:19.980 I mean, women, I would argue that, like, you live a matriarchy now, and that really
00:07:25.300 a man tends to be a man.
00:07:26.920 Good luck.
00:07:27.520 Yeah, for sure.
00:07:28.900 Ask someone, they gave us all these rights.
00:07:32.740 They didn't have to.
00:07:33.960 Hi, excuse me.
00:07:35.120 I wish you got a man.
00:07:35.920 No one can give you human rights.
00:07:38.060 All they, no, I mean, not really.
00:07:40.860 They built the society.
00:07:41.840 No, I'm just absolutely fascinated.
00:07:44.220 Are you waiting as well?
00:07:45.660 Yeah, I'm going to do it.
00:07:47.560 Okay, are you, this is bizarre.
00:07:50.240 Are you her security?
00:07:51.400 No, I'm just, no, I'm security.
00:07:53.660 You're her security?
00:07:54.480 Yeah.
00:07:54.740 Yeah, okay.
00:07:55.540 Here's the thing.
00:07:56.420 Whatever rights you have that you treasure, including the right to come here and talk to
00:08:00.400 me about this, those were won for you by the suffragettes.
00:08:04.440 Not really.
00:08:05.060 There was female politics, like, people, women that wrote in history and started political
00:08:09.820 movements before the suffragettes.
00:08:12.180 Yeah.
00:08:12.320 I think there are exceptional women who are able to break through an exceptional system,
00:08:19.380 but honestly, if you're going to come at me with men are better people, if you want to
00:08:25.900 start from there, I don't know, I think it would take a lot longer conversation that I
00:08:30.620 have available to shift from that position to get to a point where I think human beings
00:08:36.140 are human beings, and I don't see anybody as better, but I do see those who try to do
00:08:40.980 those who traditionally had the power are tend to be the ones that traditionally have learned
00:08:46.480 to abuse the power.
00:08:47.420 And I don't see that in our society, women have co-opted the power in any significant
00:08:53.280 way.
00:08:53.960 When there are women and men in equal numbers in Parliament, and in fact, when there are
00:09:00.060 more women than men in Parliament, and they start to abuse the power, then maybe...
00:09:03.920 Well, although all the politicians are...
00:09:05.780 Sorry, we didn't have that.
00:09:06.780 Okay.
00:09:07.780 Bye.
00:09:08.780 Well, Tom, and it's great on breaking that story, and yeah, I hope that it grows more.
00:09:16.780 Very exciting.
00:09:17.780 All the politicians cater to women.
00:09:19.640 So, women are the biggest swing voters.
00:09:21.640 So, when I've spoken to politicians, and I heard me something about this, there are all
00:09:24.780 policies passed today of voting for violence, and they're the biggest swing voters you want,
00:09:30.780 they're the majority of companies.
00:09:31.780 And yet, we still see a very low representation of women in this person.
00:09:35.780 Well, most women are a bit too lazy to do it.
00:09:37.780 They don't want it.
00:09:38.780 Okay.
00:09:39.780 I don't know what's going on with you, or where you're coming from, or where this
00:09:42.780 is coming from.
00:09:43.780 So, women are lazy, men are better, you need to be a therapist.
00:09:49.780 If we look at, like, the outcomes, like, there's nothing felt enough anymore.
00:09:53.780 You know, I'm a hardworking woman, but it's like, when I look around and see are women
00:09:57.780 willing to do the hardest jobs in society, you don't do them.
00:10:00.780 I think you're struggling with something very deep and profound, and I recommend you see
00:10:05.780 a really good therapist.
00:10:06.780 No, they make you crazy, or have you met therapists?
00:10:09.780 I'm not sure you're in the best position to be judging that.
00:10:12.780 Yeah.
00:10:13.780 Bye.
00:10:14.780 Very nice to meet you.
00:10:15.780 Yeah.
00:10:16.780 All right, guys.
00:10:17.780 I just went to this awesome, awesome podcast event called the Guilty Feminist.
00:10:34.780 A lot of, like, feminists that I met there.
00:10:37.780 Wore my awesome shirts, so if you want to wear these shirts to amazing feminist podcast events,
00:10:43.780 to support women's rights and liberation, and to really fight for me.
00:10:48.780 Fight for my rights.
00:10:49.780 Help me, you know?
00:10:51.780 You know, and at these podcast events, they talk about really important stuff.
00:10:55.780 Like, they, you know, they spoke about women getting waxed.
00:11:00.780 And, you know, cat shit.
00:11:02.780 And then they turn around and say, take us seriously, which I agree with.
00:11:06.780 So, get yourself a Women Shouldn't Vote t-shirt today.
00:11:10.780 Like this story.
00:11:11.780 Thank you, everybody.