JustPearlyThings - July 14, 2023


Men Are The Superior Beings


Episode Stats

Length

8 minutes

Words per Minute

156.55484

Word Count

1,316

Sentence Count

106

Misogynist Sentences

27

Hate Speech Sentences

18


Summary


Transcript

00:00:00.000 A hundred years ago, 1920s, was when women started to get their own apartments.
00:00:06.560 Before 1920s, women went from their dad's house to their husband's house.
00:00:11.860 There was no in-between.
00:00:13.080 The 1920s, the roaring 20s happened.
00:00:15.960 The women started cutting their hair, putting on their little jiggy dresses, going down
00:00:20.980 the town and shimmying, right?
00:00:23.360 And I was literally thinking about this.
00:00:25.740 I'm like, so we got more choice.
00:00:27.140 They said, women, here you go.
00:00:29.360 No choice.
00:00:30.880 And what did women choose to do?
00:00:33.380 Be whores.
00:00:35.860 Now, I'm not even saying this to be mean, because historically, 95% of women would be whores
00:00:41.680 because they were not virgins on their wedding day.
00:00:44.080 95% of women would not qualify for marriage, okay?
00:00:49.180 You know, and I'm not saying this to be mean.
00:00:52.240 I'm just looking at the numbers.
00:00:53.400 So I'm thinking, do women naturally make good decisions?
00:00:59.360 And I was literally thinking about this, too.
00:01:02.380 Women can be great wives and mothers.
00:01:04.800 But I realized that the only way we can be great at things is under the authority of
00:01:09.000 a man.
00:01:09.720 Because when we do things on our own, we suck.
00:01:12.440 Like, we literally suck.
00:01:13.640 Like, I literally think that if I didn't have my dad helping me with, like, you know, the
00:01:18.840 YouTube channel, I talk to some men, whatever.
00:01:21.980 I have the men running the cameras.
00:01:23.740 I'm a woman.
00:01:24.660 I would just, like, you know, flop and just, like, chill out.
00:01:27.860 But, but luckily, women can only be great under men.
00:01:32.860 Yes, we are the, men are the superior beings.
00:01:36.760 And they'll call me a pick-me for this.
00:01:39.020 But every time I look at the numbers, I'm like, I can't think of one thing that women
00:01:43.460 are good at by ourselves.
00:01:44.960 We can't even raise kids by ourselves.
00:01:47.380 We suck.
00:01:48.400 Like, I look at the numbers.
00:01:50.700 Eighty percent of prisoners are from single mother homes.
00:01:54.960 Single father homes, they're very single, similar, they're very similar to two-parent
00:02:00.500 homes.
00:02:00.840 So then I'm like, well, maybe we're better at the infants.
00:02:03.160 We're better at raising the infants.
00:02:05.000 No, we're more likely to kill infants than men.
00:02:09.400 I'm like, well, so I realized, I'm like, women can be great, but women can only be great
00:02:14.880 under the authority of men.
00:02:16.620 Women wouldn't be able to have these boss chick jobs in HR, just policing everybody.
00:02:23.180 They wouldn't get to be the queen of HR if they didn't have companies to go be the HR
00:02:29.700 police in.
00:02:31.040 I mean, sorry, guys, we have real jobs.
00:02:33.520 We totally do.
00:02:35.640 I just can't really think of any.
00:02:37.400 I'm going to be honest.
00:02:37.980 Not that we really dominate in.
00:02:39.860 I found out the other day that two women can't teach as well as one man.
00:02:44.380 How sad is that for us as a species?
00:02:48.000 So, you know, it's not to say we suck at everything, because we don't.
00:02:52.640 But men are better at it.
00:02:55.240 Men are the superior beings.
00:03:00.360 Sorry, feminists.
00:03:01.560 I don't know what to tell you.
00:03:02.500 The point of this is, we have lived in such delusion that we have a 35-year-old corporate
00:03:10.180 lawyer who probably will not reproduce, feeling like she deserves Leonardo DiCaprio, because
00:03:16.980 we have been told since childhood that we are equal to men, and we are not.
00:03:21.780 They are superior.
00:03:23.200 Thank you.
00:03:23.700 The next story is, now, you would think, because as women, we are no longer traditional.
00:03:33.520 Sorry, ladies, if you were not married before 25, I include myself in this, all right?
00:03:39.360 Women that are traditional means they prioritize a family before career.
00:03:44.040 If you are not married before 25, that means you prioritize something else above family.
00:03:53.520 Me, personally, it was volleyball.
00:03:56.060 Sorry, guys, you know, you can't—it is what it is.
00:03:59.500 But you would think, right, because women are coming to the table and we're just not as
00:04:04.720 traditional as we used to be, we would give the men a little bit of leeway, right?
00:04:08.880 I mean, how can you expect a perfectly traditional outcome without being a perfectly traditional
00:04:15.440 woman?
00:04:16.100 That's—right, King?
00:04:17.280 Right?
00:04:17.740 Yeah.
00:04:18.060 I mean, you would think we give so much leeway to the men.
00:04:21.500 Like, okay, it's all right if you don't pay all the time.
00:04:24.980 Okay, you know, you don't have to be a perfectly masculine leader.
00:04:28.680 Like, you think we would offer some grace, because the men are offering us a ton of grace.
00:04:33.860 So you would think we would say, all right, let's offer the men some grace.
00:04:37.580 Now, this woman talks about what she expects from a man when he meets her and her friends.
00:04:44.800 I'm sure it's going to be reasonable.
00:04:46.920 When a guy meets your friends for the first time, should he pay for all your friends, even
00:04:51.380 if there's, like, four of them?
00:04:53.040 One, two, three.
00:04:54.460 Yes.
00:04:56.280 Wow, this is—I'm so sorry to the guys.
00:04:59.500 This is crazy.
00:05:00.620 This is delusion.
00:05:01.260 So she's saying, not only does he need to traditionally court you, but he needs to traditionally court
00:05:10.540 your friends.
00:05:11.920 Now, let's go back.
00:05:12.800 Can I see the picture of them one more time?
00:05:15.660 Just the picture.
00:05:16.860 Do these look like traditional women that deserve traditional outcomes?
00:05:20.860 So we got a potentially spray tan, hoop earrings, you know, dyed hair, T-shirts.
00:05:32.240 Now, now go back.
00:05:33.500 Now, this isn't—this isn't to hate on them.
00:05:36.160 Just because you're modern, it doesn't mean bad person.
00:05:39.980 Okay?
00:05:40.300 So a lot of times women will get triggered, and they're like, well, but, but, but—I didn't
00:05:46.200 say bad person, but you would think if you're asking for, I want the traditional outcome,
00:05:55.280 you would have traditional skills and a traditional—at least—you would think—okay, the funniest
00:06:02.440 thing, you would think at least they would have a traditional mindset, like, okay, you're
00:06:09.440 not going to get the virgin anymore.
00:06:12.580 Okay, you know, I'm a bit older, but you would think—they would say, I will obey my
00:06:18.680 husband and mean it.
00:06:22.680 No, no, no.
00:06:25.600 No, no.
00:06:26.320 I mean, maybe they do say that.
00:06:28.520 I just don't.
00:06:29.280 I mean, maybe—did you get that vibe that they would obey?
00:06:32.660 No, I mean, I don't know.
00:06:34.360 Maybe, maybe.
00:06:35.720 But this is the level.
00:06:36.980 And then it's so funny because all the trad cons will come in and say, well, men just
00:06:42.580 be better, make more money for the women, be better.
00:06:46.840 And then the men are like, well, what am I getting out of this?
00:06:49.780 1.2 kids, a ran through hoe, and will I at least get youth?
00:06:55.180 Oh, no, not even that anymore.
00:06:58.260 And that's why a lot of guys are walking away.
00:07:00.400 I'm not trying to be mean.
00:07:02.580 A lot of times women, we've been misled.
00:07:04.680 But I'm just calling it like I see it.
00:07:07.920 And you would think the women at least would meet the men halfway and say, okay, I can compromise
00:07:14.300 on some of the traditional outcomes.
00:07:17.300 No.
00:07:18.640 No.
00:07:20.060 Nothing.
00:07:20.660 We compromise on nothing, apparently.
00:07:22.280 I'd like to say that I'm getting involved in charity work.
00:07:27.200 So I've sponsored a fat chick in London, and I'm looking to sponsor one more, where I have
00:07:33.900 paid for her personal training and nutrition out of the kindness of my heart.
00:07:39.640 And I've also started a group for women that want to lose weight called Wife School, because
00:07:43.940 it starts with looks for men, and where I myself also am going to be trying to get in better
00:07:49.280 shape and being a healthier version of myself.
00:07:52.860 And there's a $3,000 prize, all funded by me.
00:07:57.080 I mean, you could call me a full, what do they call them?
00:07:59.900 The philanthropists?
00:08:01.940 The, the, the, I really think I'm doing more good to society than anything.
00:08:08.000 Imagine we could, I should start a GoFundMe that people can donate to.
00:08:13.940 To pay women to get on the treadmill.
00:08:19.480 You can call me a philanthropist.
00:08:21.900 I swear to God.
00:08:23.460 I swear.