JustPearlyThings - March 25, 2023


Modern Woman Thinks She is A 9


Episode Stats

Length

12 minutes

Words per Minute

168.30797

Word Count

2,068

Sentence Count

353


Summary


Transcript

00:00:00.000 Someone in the chat wants you guys to rank yourselves 1 to 10.
00:00:05.100 So, we're going to do that while I look for the super chat.
00:00:12.540 So go for a second.
00:00:14.360 I think 9 of 10.
00:00:16.460 You think you're 9?
00:00:17.340 Okay.
00:00:18.220 9 out of 10.
00:00:19.200 9 out of 10.
00:00:20.320 I'd say I'm 10-10 because I love myself.
00:00:23.660 God loves me.
00:00:25.360 I love me.
00:00:26.600 Amen.
00:00:28.380 And I'm 10-10.
00:00:30.120 And I feel like everyone's 10-10 in their own way.
00:00:33.420 How?
00:00:35.820 In their own way, I said.
00:00:37.000 Not in my way.
00:00:39.000 If everyone's a 10, then no one's a 10.
00:00:42.180 Then everyone's a 5.
00:00:44.020 Everyone's average.
00:00:44.940 I definitely feel like I'm 10-10.
00:00:46.500 Okay.
00:00:46.980 Go ahead.
00:00:48.920 I'll say 9 out of 10.
00:00:51.000 9, okay.
00:00:53.000 I'd say 9 out of 10.
00:00:55.160 11.
00:00:56.040 I'll say 10 because I do love myself so much.
00:01:00.360 So, yeah.
00:01:00.880 10.
00:01:01.220 It's only right.
00:01:03.880 Definitely a 10.
00:01:05.620 10.
00:01:06.040 So everyone's a 10.
00:01:07.480 I love it.
00:01:09.460 Where are you, Paul?
00:01:10.760 5.
00:01:11.620 Oh.
00:01:12.940 I don't think that's a bad thing.
00:01:14.260 A lot of girls think that's a bad thing.
00:01:16.100 I think most people are normal looking.
00:01:17.580 Like, most people are average.
00:01:20.000 So, I actually, I actually, like, when I think of a 10, I think of Rihanna.
00:01:24.720 In her prime, I'd say she's like an 8 now.
00:01:28.420 So, I don't think I'm as hot as Rihanna.
00:01:31.220 That's, yeah.
00:01:32.700 Okay.
00:01:33.340 Unwanted foe.
00:01:36.740 Unwanted foe.
00:01:37.540 What women seem to care about weighted?
00:01:41.580 They're saying it kind of supports the black pillars.
00:01:44.160 50% looks, 45% money, 5% everything else.
00:01:47.800 Multiverse, bam.
00:01:48.780 They want funny, yet they are never funny.
00:01:51.440 Heinzberg, evil.
00:01:52.220 They want funny, proves it's a clown world.
00:01:55.280 Chill, man.
00:01:55.860 I feel like some women want demigods.
00:01:58.340 As for husbands, for the 666 rule, 90 frito pie.
00:02:01.880 As for now, Italy girl is the first pick.
00:02:05.780 Green jacket is the second, and the rest are for the streets.
00:02:08.680 See, Dumbledore.
00:02:09.780 If you are, these are not my views.
00:02:13.700 Sorry, sorry.
00:02:14.860 See, Dumbledore.
00:02:15.800 You are not, you weren't in the top 5% of women before you opened your mouth.
00:02:19.660 And after you, and after you talked, you dropped to the bottom 5%.
00:02:23.240 Zorana slot, 50-50 LTR, means equal in all aspects.
00:02:27.660 So, someone breaks, it's your turn.
00:02:29.840 Stop telling men to act like you.
00:02:31.460 You're a woman.
00:02:32.920 You, women, say one thing, but then you do something else.
00:02:35.960 Marriage causes divorce.
00:02:37.380 Women want marriage, but they are also the ones who want to divorce, too.
00:02:40.300 Seems like guys are just being used to prove babies and financial security.
00:02:44.820 See Dumbledore.
00:02:45.520 Not all women, they always go to the exceptions.
00:02:48.960 Like, they literally believe they're going to win the lottery.
00:02:51.160 Women's addiction to whataboutism is nauseating.
00:02:54.060 A1.
00:02:55.660 It's, if something's wrong with you, if you need continuous emotional support.
00:03:00.600 Why are you not emotionally okay on your own?
00:03:02.620 I say you don't love yourself enough.
00:03:04.960 90 frito pie.
00:03:05.660 I was listening to Rap God by Eminem.
00:03:07.420 Oh, wait, that's Pearl reading super chat.
00:03:13.840 Women can't think in general because they always have one person in mind.
00:03:19.440 Oh, that's actually an interesting, that's probably true.
00:03:21.700 D, men want submissive, agreeable women.
00:03:24.020 Are you either of those things?
00:03:25.860 F.S.
00:03:26.380 Claire.
00:03:27.080 Men's desires have not changed.
00:03:29.140 Women believe they deserve the world but offer nothing.
00:03:31.620 Plus, the system is adversarial.
00:03:33.780 Women can wake up and file for divorce for any reason and take a man for everything he has worked for.
00:03:39.140 No.
00:03:39.880 Zero sloths.
00:03:41.220 The predictions is that more than 50% of women are going to be single and childless by 2030.
00:03:47.360 It seems to be more true every day.
00:03:49.480 Invest in animals and wine, fellas.
00:03:52.360 Would you marry a man with the same career as your...
00:03:56.180 Oh, that's a good...
00:03:57.200 Let me do this one really quick.
00:03:59.220 Would you guys marry a man with the same career as your dad?
00:04:02.660 Yes.
00:04:03.100 Yes.
00:04:03.500 Yes, definitely.
00:04:04.800 Yes.
00:04:05.120 Yes.
00:04:06.900 Would you marry someone with the same career as your mom?
00:04:11.640 Well, my mom.
00:04:13.220 I have a stepmother but my mom never really worked.
00:04:16.380 No, she has...
00:04:17.520 She's an artist actually.
00:04:19.520 So, yes, I would.
00:04:21.240 Yeah.
00:04:22.640 Mick 910.
00:04:23.980 These chicks need to buy some dogs.
00:04:26.480 Johnny.
00:04:27.400 Emotional support as long as he loses his job or develops a money or draining habit.
00:04:32.100 Women's divorce to take half before the man loses his value.
00:04:36.300 She cares less if he listens to all her problems.
00:04:39.240 Walton, social media has ruined dating.
00:04:41.100 These women have no idea what their level really is.
00:04:43.240 Invest in pet care products.
00:04:44.500 Walton, the average man 5'8 and 50K would be happy with the average woman.
00:04:53.840 Conversely, the average man is invisible to average women.
00:04:57.940 Actually, I think most of them said 5'8 and 50K.
00:05:01.740 Actually, have any of you guys dated a guy that's 5'8?
00:05:04.060 Anyone?
00:05:05.040 I have.
00:05:05.380 You have?
00:05:06.020 You have?
00:05:06.880 Yeah.
00:05:07.300 You haven't?
00:05:08.160 You have?
00:05:08.980 Yeah.
00:05:09.400 I have.
00:05:10.400 She's like, not me.
00:05:11.880 She's like, couldn't be me.
00:05:14.020 She's honest.
00:05:16.640 She's like the most honest.
00:05:17.480 She's like, yeah, he's got to be ripped.
00:05:18.700 He's got to be like...
00:05:19.580 She's like, yeah, I got it.
00:05:21.960 Only women and simps accept the love.
00:05:26.920 Accept the love.
00:05:28.140 Your curves.
00:05:29.020 BS.
00:05:30.020 90 Frito Pie.
00:05:31.120 You're beautiful because God created you.
00:05:33.820 But the real question is, are you attractive?
00:05:36.540 Gus.
00:05:37.100 Women that are 40 plus are not the beauty standard.
00:05:40.700 These 304s...
00:05:42.620 Okay, that one's mean.
00:05:44.000 I'm not going to do that.
00:05:46.440 Zero Fallout.
00:05:48.560 They don't mind throwing out the 1 to 10 scale for women.
00:05:51.640 Yet most men will keep it for men.
00:05:54.280 Most women are average fives.
00:05:56.620 And yet there is no 10.
00:05:58.160 90 Frito Pie.
00:05:59.480 You can't answer straight.
00:06:00.640 Then you're lying and weak.
00:06:02.080 Sick Lid.
00:06:02.960 Pearl, you are very late.
00:06:04.040 Is this what you call...
00:06:06.640 Okay.
00:06:07.400 Then let me just...
00:06:08.640 Let me just refresh it real quick.
00:06:17.800 How does everyone feel about abortion?
00:06:20.380 Oh, gosh.
00:06:20.800 Zero Slot.
00:06:22.460 Please take notes of the type of women you need to avoid.
00:06:25.480 Work on yourself.
00:06:26.620 And get a young, pretty, fertile woman that's going to take your lead.
00:06:29.480 So a 10 out of 10 means perfect.
00:06:31.200 No flaws.
00:06:32.920 Pearl's the only one with a sane rating in the room.
00:06:35.480 Mr. B.
00:06:36.460 God does not choose your partner.
00:06:38.040 You do.
00:06:38.560 Otherwise, you'll blame him for everything.
00:06:40.000 God is not stupid.
00:06:40.720 3K is 30% of 8.3K a month, which is 100K a year.
00:06:45.900 Unwanted Vogue.
00:06:47.140 Okay.
00:06:47.580 I read with that one already.
00:06:49.640 Actually, I'm curious.
00:06:50.740 The guy with the curly hair.
00:06:52.600 What would you guys rate him?
00:06:53.720 One to 10.
00:06:54.160 Oh, this guy.
00:06:57.320 Yeah.
00:06:58.160 Can we zoom into one...
00:06:59.440 Can we click into one of the pictures?
00:07:00.160 Is there like a younger photo?
00:07:01.500 Okay.
00:07:01.980 No, no.
00:07:02.340 These photos, what would you rate him?
00:07:04.540 A two.
00:07:05.300 A two.
00:07:05.720 Can you zoom in for me, please?
00:07:07.160 Can we click into one of the pictures?
00:07:08.520 Yeah, click in.
00:07:08.840 Let's just get a...
00:07:09.480 Because I...
00:07:10.220 Yeah.
00:07:12.640 Okay.
00:07:13.100 He's a two for me.
00:07:14.300 A two.
00:07:15.340 I would say a three.
00:07:16.520 Three.
00:07:16.740 Two.
00:07:17.380 Four.
00:07:18.540 A four.
00:07:19.000 That's high.
00:07:19.600 A four.
00:07:20.180 A four.
00:07:22.160 Because he did say that he's funny.
00:07:24.840 Yeah.
00:07:25.480 Could be a four.
00:07:26.340 No, but just looks.
00:07:28.000 Oh, is it...
00:07:28.660 It's just looks.
00:07:29.880 It's true.
00:07:30.380 He's about a three.
00:07:32.000 Would we even give him a chance to be funny?
00:07:34.140 No.
00:07:34.980 No.
00:07:36.760 If he came up to you in the club and he's like, you know, putting some moves on, would you...
00:07:41.480 Absolutely not.
00:07:42.480 Absolutely not.
00:07:43.260 Absolutely not.
00:07:43.860 Absolutely not.
00:07:45.500 I would walk away.
00:07:46.900 So this is exonerating the black pill guys in the chat.
00:07:49.740 This is exonerating all of it, isn't it?
00:07:51.200 Yeah, it really is.
00:07:53.020 That's just my type.
00:07:53.900 But you know what's interesting, though?
00:07:55.800 With women, it's like we're all tens, but like men, we're able to rate them one to ten
00:08:01.900 fairly accurately.
00:08:02.600 Exactly how they rate us.
00:08:03.020 No.
00:08:03.560 I've never said I was a ten to someone else.
00:08:05.120 I'm a ten to me.
00:08:06.040 Myself.
00:08:06.240 Yeah.
00:08:06.620 Like, I'm a ten, as in what you think is different from what you think.
00:08:10.200 I'm a millionaire, but okay, you know how crazy this sounds?
00:08:12.440 I'm a millionaire to myself.
00:08:14.400 And you know what?
00:08:15.000 Am I a millionaire?
00:08:16.180 God willing.
00:08:17.800 You just have to believe in yourself.
00:08:19.400 But to me, that's not like reality.
00:08:22.580 Like, I mean, if you think you're a ten on looks, like Rihanna, right?
00:08:26.660 If she says I'm a ten, okay, she's a ten.
00:08:28.660 And if I'm a millionaire, then okay, I'm a millionaire.
00:08:31.120 But you know what?
00:08:31.740 But I wouldn't say I'm a millionaire to me.
00:08:33.340 I'm either a millionaire to everyone or I'm not a millionaire.
00:08:35.380 But only you find Rihanna attractive.
00:08:38.380 Do you know there's people out there that don't find her attractive?
00:08:41.080 Yeah.
00:08:41.360 You know, that that is normal.
00:08:43.240 And no one in her prime.
00:08:44.800 No.
00:08:45.100 And no one, like, ten years ago thought Rihanna was ugly.
00:08:48.380 They might not think she's the ten.
00:08:50.140 They might say eight or seven.
00:08:51.440 You can't say no one.
00:08:53.060 I'm sure there's people out there that don't find her attractive.
00:08:56.240 That's just not their time.
00:08:57.000 But why are we talking about the acceptance?
00:08:57.880 Like, I'm talking about the rule.
00:08:59.640 I'm not talking about...
00:09:00.440 What is the rule?
00:09:01.660 But with beauty, you can't really, like, you know, you can be ugly with someone.
00:09:07.260 You can be depressed.
00:09:07.840 Exactly.
00:09:08.400 That's facts.
00:09:08.780 What is the rule?
00:09:10.440 There is some, you know...
00:09:11.280 Okay, can we bring up Rosie O'Donald, please?
00:09:15.720 What is the rule?
00:09:16.740 I just said, let's do...
00:09:17.840 Can we bring up...
00:09:18.320 Could you bring up Margot Robbie and Rosie O'Donald, please?
00:09:21.200 Thank you.
00:09:22.640 Thank you.
00:09:29.440 Also, I'm sorry, Rosie.
00:09:33.220 Who's hotter?
00:09:34.500 Okay, this girl.
00:09:36.060 Okay.
00:09:36.520 Now, please bring up...
00:09:37.840 Margot Robbie.
00:09:40.980 I like that Trump picture there.
00:09:42.760 Okay, so this girl...
00:09:44.340 Or this girl.
00:09:46.640 Who's more attractive?
00:09:48.300 This girl.
00:09:48.760 This girl, Margot Robbie.
00:09:49.760 But I feel like age plays a part because she looks, like, ten times younger than the first lady.
00:09:54.820 Yeah, the other one looks older.
00:09:56.500 Either way.
00:09:56.960 Either way.
00:09:57.500 Either way.
00:09:58.080 Either way.
00:09:58.660 So are older women uglier?
00:09:59.880 No.
00:10:01.420 You can.
00:10:02.220 You can.
00:10:02.800 Either way.
00:10:03.840 Okay, but then why did you mention her age if older women aren't uglier?
00:10:07.200 I feel like maybe the first lady, look...
00:10:09.160 She's not prying.
00:10:10.060 Yeah.
00:10:10.300 She's not prying.
00:10:11.000 Yeah, but you just said age doesn't matter.
00:10:13.500 No, I don't think it matters to a certain extent.
00:10:16.940 Age does matter.
00:10:18.040 It does matter.
00:10:18.780 I feel like when you age sometimes, she can't see their beauty.
00:10:21.440 But sometimes women age and they look like...
00:10:23.500 They look much younger than their age.
00:10:25.180 So I feel like it depends, to be honest.
00:10:26.800 It depends on what.
00:10:30.540 Who's another girl we could pull up?
00:10:32.440 There you go.
00:10:33.780 What's that?
00:10:35.040 Oh, you know what?
00:10:35.940 We'll do J.Lo.
00:10:36.820 They're the same age.
00:10:37.840 Yeah.
00:10:41.780 Okay, let's try this again.
00:10:46.680 Oh, you got it?
00:10:47.360 We can't see it.
00:10:49.260 Yeah.
00:10:50.000 There we go.
00:10:51.100 Okay, her.
00:10:52.180 They're the same age.
00:10:53.080 So I'm going to go by J.Lo looking like that on the right, at the bottom.
00:10:59.100 Right, because J.Lo has had work done, so we need to know which one are we.
00:11:03.100 We'll do the natural.
00:11:03.920 Which one are we?
00:11:06.120 Oh, J.Lo.
00:11:07.160 I'm not whoopee.
00:11:08.420 Oh, I like whoopee.
00:11:09.140 Absolutely whoopee.
00:11:10.240 I'm a super designer.
00:11:12.300 I'm saying whoopee.
00:11:14.040 I like whoopee, yeah.
00:11:15.360 Natural.
00:11:16.220 She's giving on to you.
00:11:17.020 Boring.
00:11:17.640 Jennifer Lopez, like, what the hell?
00:11:19.680 She's giving on to you.
00:11:20.640 J.Lo for me.
00:11:20.980 Okay, so she's more attractive than J.Lo.
00:11:23.680 Not for me.
00:11:24.380 No, J.Lo's definitely more attractive than we are.
00:11:25.760 Are they the same age?
00:11:27.420 Who think?
00:11:27.880 Yeah.
00:11:28.920 Yeah?
00:11:29.700 Are they?
00:11:30.920 Roughly within 10 years, I'd say.
00:11:33.060 Within 10 years?
00:11:33.960 I mean, I could.
00:11:34.820 How old are they?
00:11:35.380 I don't know.
00:11:36.080 J.Lo's.
00:11:37.260 All right, who thought J.Lo was uglier?
00:11:40.320 None of them are ugly.
00:11:41.680 No, okay, uglier.
00:11:43.040 None of them are ugly.
00:11:43.920 You mean that's attractive.
00:11:45.800 Who is hotter?
00:11:46.880 Who are you guys picking?
00:11:47.780 Who's hotter?
00:11:48.060 J.Lo.
00:11:48.540 J.Lo.
00:11:49.420 Okay.
00:11:49.740 Okay, so we can agree that some women are more attractive than others.
00:11:54.780 Yeah, 100%.
00:11:55.780 Yeah, that's true.
00:11:56.900 No, it was to everyone in the room.
00:11:59.320 Attractive, absolutely.
00:12:00.340 Yeah, that's true.
00:12:01.040 Yeah.
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