JustPearlyThings - October 12, 2023


News Reporter HUMBLES Predatory Feminist


Episode Stats

Length

4 minutes

Words per Minute

200.01627

Word Count

820

Sentence Count

68


Summary


Transcript

00:00:00.000 There is a clip from a guy on national TV talking about how men buying sex with chores are wimps.
00:00:05.880 Let's pull it up.
00:00:06.820 I'll tell you something, Mark.
00:00:08.020 If you're doing work around the house and you're helping out and you're showing that you respect your spouse, your wife, your loved one, that's hot.
00:00:14.600 If you're sitting there like a big schlamiel on your couch drinking the beers, one vacuum around you, that's not hot.
00:00:21.800 That's not going to go anywhere.
00:00:23.120 It's not that it's a requirement.
00:00:24.540 It's something about respect, Mark.
00:00:26.320 I don't know if you know much about that.
00:00:27.860 She has a point.
00:00:28.460 First of all, first of all, Elise, don't get yourself excited.
00:00:31.240 Oh, Mark.
00:00:32.000 Second of all, men are doing things around the house because things need to be done, not because they're purchasing sex.
00:00:41.680 And by the way, Elise, I've never seen women out in the front yard raking leaves, on the roof replacing shingles.
00:00:49.280 I've never seen them taking out the garbage, carrying luggage.
00:00:52.080 And by the way, at your office, I'll bet you've never seen a woman replace that five- or ten-gallon jug on top of the bubbler.
00:00:59.580 It's always the man who does it.
00:01:01.060 So let's be clear.
00:01:02.620 Let's be clear about doing chores, Elise.
00:01:04.920 Yeah, yeah.
00:01:05.300 Mark, you haven't been around me.
00:01:06.960 You haven't been around our neighborhood.
00:01:08.180 I have painted a roof.
00:01:09.740 I have built a full part of a house.
00:01:14.940 I've built a deck.
00:01:16.200 I've done a lot of different things like that, Mark, that I bet you couldn't do.
00:01:19.800 And I'll tell you something else, Mark.
00:01:20.560 Send me the videos, Elise.
00:01:21.400 Just imagine, Mark, for just, just imagine, for one horrific split second that we were married,
00:01:28.480 wouldn't you want to be doing some chores to make me happy, Mark, just because you liked me and wanted to make me happy, Mark?
00:01:35.460 First of all, Lisey Poo, I don't know if it's possible to make you happy, but if we were married, there would be a lot of sex,
00:01:42.780 and you'd be taking out the garbage.
00:01:44.240 You'd be loving every minute of it.
00:01:46.220 I don't think it goes three times garbage, Mark, equals sex.
00:01:49.540 And that's not what this study was about.
00:01:51.000 Elise, I'm not purchasing sex from you with money, drinks, dinners, or household chores.
00:01:56.600 The study said that men that are out there and actually showing respect for their working wives and doing the laundry and doing the tasks and taking care of the kids
00:02:05.680 makes for a happier marriage, a happier partnership, Mark.
00:02:08.820 Elise, it's not about showing respect for the woman.
00:02:11.060 It's about showing respect for the house.
00:02:12.960 And again, my point is, a man doesn't purchase sex with chores.
00:02:16.960 If he's not getting sex, which should come first, he shouldn't do any chores.
00:02:21.680 So when he goes into the bathroom at night...
00:02:22.560 Maybe, maybe if the woman is so exhausted from doing all the work...
00:02:25.560 When he goes into the bathroom at night, when he goes into the bathroom at night, Lise, Lise, Lise,
00:02:28.740 when a man goes into the bathroom at night, and if he sees his wife doing the skin cream ritual on the elbows,
00:02:34.460 on the hands, on the face, then she puts on the flannel pajamas, he should say,
00:02:38.920 you take out the garbage.
00:02:39.960 Yeah, because you know what, Mark?
00:02:40.940 She's so exhausted from having to do all the work around the house before she doesn't have any time for anything than that.
00:02:46.200 Oh, poor baby.
00:02:47.160 Thank you.
00:02:47.500 Okay, Lise gets the last word.
00:02:48.920 Bye, Marky, too.
00:02:49.740 First word, Mark.
00:02:51.480 Okay.
00:02:51.880 Lise, I can't wait for you.
00:02:53.000 Have a good weekend, Mark.
00:02:54.640 You too.
00:02:55.240 This guy is so funny.
00:02:57.160 He was so ahead of his time.
00:02:58.420 I don't know if that was common back then, because I think this is from, like, the early 2000s.
00:03:04.440 So three years ago, this man single-handedly began the war against simps.
00:03:09.020 No one was even acknowledging the simp pandemic.
00:03:11.600 He was ahead of his time.
00:03:13.000 Every time I see Mark smile, I know something's about to go down.
00:03:17.020 Can you guys, like, message him?
00:03:19.160 I want to get him on.
00:03:20.200 He needs to come on a panel.
00:03:22.440 Okay.
00:03:23.560 He acknowledged a couple things.
00:03:25.520 One, you know what's so interesting, what they're talking about since the 60s, men do
00:03:32.020 more child care and more chores?
00:03:35.000 They were implying that men need to do that to get sex instead of talking about the failures
00:03:41.080 of the wives.
00:03:43.360 Phew.
00:03:44.880 Phew.
00:03:46.420 You know what I mean?
00:03:47.740 And I was thinking about, because I call them the generation of shitty wives, and it's
00:03:52.300 all the wives from this time period.
00:03:53.880 They tell them themselves, you know, and he's right.
00:03:57.280 He's right when he's saying sex is supposed to be a requirement, and the women arguing with
00:04:02.200 him are arguing likely because they're not screwing their husband.