JustPearlyThings - May 03, 2023


Pearl Gets Accused Of Smoking Weed


Episode Stats

Length

10 minutes

Words per Minute

154.29993

Word Count

1,613

Sentence Count

234

Misogynist Sentences

5

Hate Speech Sentences

4


Summary


Transcript

00:00:00.000 Let's be honest with each other. We have a history. We're friends now. Don't lie.
00:00:05.260 Stutters were edited in to try and make it look like you've stumped me with your asinine questions,
00:00:09.860 which of course is absolutely impossible.
00:00:15.400 Asinine questions. So funny.
00:00:16.940 I honestly don't know. What you might be referring to is sometimes we cut to B-roll of someone's face
00:00:22.760 when we're editing an interview because, you know, we spoke for almost an hour,
00:00:27.220 but it gets cut down to only a few minutes. So there are going to be some edits
00:00:31.140 and we are going to need to cut to your face at some point.
00:00:33.920 You just honestly edited. Okay, we agree.
00:00:40.080 Yeah. Yeah, that's what they do. That's what they do.
00:00:46.380 Because they're a bunch of dorks. They just sit. They just sit in their little, on their phones
00:00:52.000 and in their rooms, I'm not going to name names, in a squeaky studio.
00:00:58.500 Squeaky studio.
00:00:58.920 A squeaky studio.
00:01:00.680 And they just sit there and they're critics. They're the TMZ of YouTube.
00:01:05.600 The TMZ of the news.
00:01:07.740 This is, guys, the T...
00:01:09.200 Vice is going out of business.
00:01:11.860 Yeah.
00:01:12.440 BuzzFeed is going out of business.
00:01:13.980 Yeah.
00:01:14.200 Where do they go to?
00:01:16.780 They have no real talent.
00:01:18.640 They can't make any original content.
00:01:20.800 They can't push the conversation forward and they never have a point.
00:01:24.940 So where are they going to go?
00:01:25.780 The reaction channel is on YouTube.
00:01:29.200 Yeah.
00:01:29.780 Yeah.
00:01:30.480 Yeah.
00:01:31.380 We edit.
00:01:32.600 I would say we don't dishonestly edit it,
00:01:34.280 but the idea that we would just release an hour-long, unedited interview
00:01:37.940 doesn't really make sense, right?
00:01:38.960 Because the whole documentary is only 45 minutes.
00:01:41.540 So, anyway, but the point is, I can't stop you filming in your own home, you know...
00:01:49.580 I'm not stoned, guys.
00:01:50.960 Stop putting that in the chat.
00:01:52.800 All right.
00:01:53.360 You know, it's a late night.
00:01:55.520 Blessing asked me to do this reaction after the show.
00:01:58.060 Stop.
00:01:58.520 Stop saying that I'm stoned in the chat.
00:02:01.020 And Mr. Tate just released a very funny video we have to do right now, you know?
00:02:06.180 We don't do drugs.
00:02:07.620 No drugs.
00:02:08.540 No, no drugs.
00:02:09.140 No drugs, no alcohol, none of that.
00:02:11.240 None of that.
00:02:11.900 All right, Rob.
00:02:13.460 You're saying whatever you want to release, editing it however you want to edit it,
00:02:15.960 you know, I can't stop you doing that.
00:02:17.440 So if that's what you want to do, then you obviously can do it.
00:02:21.700 And then, you know, when people say,
00:02:24.500 oh, Matt, you've unfairly edited this or whatever,
00:02:26.900 you can say, well, here's the full unedited version.
00:02:29.240 You're right.
00:02:30.060 You're right.
00:02:30.400 I can film our interview to protect myself from your dishonest journalism.
00:02:33.940 I appreciate that.
00:02:34.960 Thank you.
00:02:39.140 Oh, you're so funny.
00:02:40.320 I'm going to think about it, Matt, because I'm the one who matters here.
00:02:44.360 I can sit down with fucking Peter, with Big Bird, Oscar the Grouch.
00:02:49.440 I can sit down with anybody who'll do the most viewed podcast or interview in the world.
00:02:53.100 So I'm going to think about it.
00:02:54.900 That's true.
00:02:55.580 Would you bring me a box of chocolates?
00:02:57.480 I can bring you a box of chocolates.
00:03:03.320 If you promise to bring me a box of chocolates, that will increase your chances.
00:03:10.920 Oh, he's so funny.
00:03:13.080 Answer within 24 hours.
00:03:14.220 But you have to promise me, Matt.
00:03:15.380 Don't lie to me.
00:03:19.820 Wait, let's add that in the chat.
00:03:21.280 Guys, we'll craft a text as a group.
00:03:23.460 So, one, we have a history.
00:03:26.580 We're going to bring a box of chocolates.
00:03:28.320 No, and clementines.
00:03:29.600 Yeah, and clementines.
00:03:30.740 Of course, clementines.
00:03:31.860 Yeah, let's get this pitch together.
00:03:34.160 With my superiors, whether I can send you a box of...
00:03:36.480 Yeah, take the notes, blessing, so I don't forget.
00:03:39.340 Yeah, I want people to pitch in some ideas as well.
00:03:41.860 Yeah, yeah.
00:03:42.680 Put some ideas in here.
00:03:44.480 Yeah.
00:03:45.200 Chocolates.
00:03:45.640 Well, then you check with your boss.
00:03:47.060 You go into your boss's room and ask if you're allowed to spend a large portion of your salary
00:03:52.680 on a five-pound box of chocolates, and you let me know.
00:03:55.680 And if you can, then I will strongly consider allowing you the opportunity.
00:04:01.060 Wait.
00:04:02.700 We'll do it.
00:04:03.600 How much chocolate do we got to bring?
00:04:05.880 We'll do it.
00:04:07.020 We'll do it.
00:04:08.140 Speak with me.
00:04:09.680 Are you asking all the journalists to bring you a box of chocolates?
00:04:13.360 No, I'm not high as a kite.
00:04:14.980 Stop saying that in the chat.
00:04:17.000 I don't smoke.
00:04:19.460 Listen, have you ever seen me indulge in weed?
00:04:22.780 Nah.
00:04:23.420 I don't.
00:04:23.880 I don't do...
00:04:24.580 Stop putting that.
00:04:26.100 Sorry, guys.
00:04:27.120 I'm not trying to make this about me, but it's offensive.
00:04:30.060 It's offensive.
00:04:33.440 I'm not stoned.
00:04:34.500 I'm just tired.
00:04:36.200 Put one if you think they were stoned in the chat.
00:04:39.000 No.
00:04:39.820 No, stop it.
00:04:41.020 Put one, guys.
00:04:41.120 Put one in the chat.
00:04:42.060 Oh, my God.
00:04:42.900 Stop.
00:04:45.860 Give Pearl AC for the summer.
00:04:47.880 Thank you.
00:04:49.440 We're like, please give us this interview.
00:04:51.240 We don't have enough money for AC.
00:04:55.320 It's hot out here, you know.
00:04:56.660 Yeah, it's real hot, you know.
00:04:58.380 Two weeks in London, you know what it is.
00:05:00.620 Mm.
00:05:03.140 You let me know about the chocolates, Matt.
00:05:05.140 Have a nice day.
00:05:06.280 Okay.
00:05:06.480 Right.
00:05:09.200 So, now Matt's going to come back with a reason to buy me a box of chocolates.
00:05:13.540 What?
00:05:15.040 What's funny?
00:05:15.820 What are you laughing at?
00:05:16.500 Bear one.
00:05:17.240 Stop!
00:05:20.260 Hells to anyone putting it to in there.
00:05:22.160 It's once.
00:05:22.980 Yes, stop it.
00:05:24.440 Oh, my gosh.
00:05:25.440 Let's go.
00:05:26.960 Oh, my gosh.
00:05:28.220 Sleep deprivation is her drug of choice.
00:05:30.220 That's true.
00:05:31.000 That's a fact.
00:05:32.940 Damn, the ones are going in there.
00:05:34.840 Wow, that's so rude.
00:05:36.920 Anyone who's putting it to his part, the vice people are here, guys.
00:05:41.920 Why are you encouraging this?
00:05:42.960 Why are you?
00:05:43.360 Okay.
00:05:43.880 We've got to focus.
00:05:44.840 We're trying to watch the video.
00:05:46.460 Keep going with the ones, guys.
00:05:47.520 Yeah, we're trying to watch the video.
00:05:49.040 What Matt does, though, is that because he's a dishonest journalist, if he agrees to the chocolates,
00:05:53.920 I'll agree to the interview.
00:05:55.620 But I'm not going to show up.
00:05:57.600 What we're going to do is record him standing around waiting for an interview with my box of chocolates.
00:06:02.120 No, he's not.
00:06:11.620 You see, isn't the world beautiful?
00:06:15.680 Vice threw a hit piece on tape.
00:06:17.780 Tate goes to jail.
00:06:19.460 We got him.
00:06:20.480 Released a hit piece.
00:06:21.700 He's in jail.
00:06:22.700 He's never getting out.
00:06:24.420 God releases me.
00:06:26.240 Vice, Matt, BBC, whoever, Matrix agent number 399, begs for another interview, and I end
00:06:35.940 up with chocolates.
00:06:37.920 It's kind of like I never lose.
00:06:43.160 A few moments later.
00:06:47.900 Hello, Matt.
00:06:49.220 I can bring you a box of chocolates.
00:06:55.720 That's great.
00:06:57.300 Here we are.
00:06:57.980 See, I went to jail.
00:06:58.880 Everyone said, takes over.
00:07:00.140 His life's done.
00:07:00.880 He's going to go to jail.
00:07:01.740 Turns out I was totally innocent.
00:07:03.040 I've been let free.
00:07:04.080 And now I get chocolates from Vice.
00:07:06.640 Life's fucking good.
00:07:08.780 From the BBC.
00:07:10.440 Oh, even from the BBC is even better.
00:07:11.740 They've got bigger budgets.
00:07:13.320 Don't let me down, Matt.
00:07:15.780 Don't be cheap.
00:07:16.540 Um, so, when works for you?
00:07:21.440 How soon can you get the chocolates?
00:07:24.900 As soon as you want.
00:07:27.480 I'm pretty hungry.
00:07:30.600 Um, assuming the chocolates are procured.
00:07:36.860 This man's the world's biggest troll.
00:07:39.280 What day is it today?
00:07:40.300 Tuesday?
00:07:43.380 Yeah.
00:07:43.900 Um, yeah.
00:07:46.400 Friday, Saturday, something like that.
00:07:48.320 Assuming the chocolates are ready.
00:07:49.280 But it depends who you're going to come with.
00:07:50.560 Because I need to talk to my lawyer on house arrest.
00:07:53.220 Blah, blah.
00:07:54.340 Alright, so what can we pitch him?
00:07:55.700 So, chocolates.
00:07:57.940 Clementine.
00:08:00.060 We have a history.
00:08:01.440 We have a history.
00:08:03.900 And Pell's going to smoke a cigar.
00:08:07.080 A cigar?
00:08:08.580 Yeah.
00:08:10.360 No, I don't want to do that.
00:08:11.600 You don't, no, it's like, it's, that's their thing.
00:08:14.600 You know, they don't want women doing that.
00:08:16.360 Women aren't meant to smoke cigars.
00:08:19.540 Yeah.
00:08:22.200 Put a one in the chat if I should offer the cigar.
00:08:26.800 Oh, no, we'll bring cigars.
00:08:28.120 Oh, we'll bring.
00:08:29.200 Yeah, we'll bring cigars.
00:08:29.920 Yeah, bring some cigars.
00:08:31.820 Yeah.
00:08:35.040 Friday works.
00:08:36.420 If I need to get permission to visit you from the police, I'm sure I can do that.
00:08:43.520 I can probably do that.
00:08:45.120 Alan, my lawyer, can handle all that.
00:08:46.620 How many of you are coming?
00:08:47.440 It would just be, it would just be three people.
00:08:53.780 Me and, me and two crew.
00:08:56.260 Two and two crew.
00:08:58.480 Okay, let me talk to my lawyer and I'll get back to you.
00:09:02.120 Okay, great.
00:09:03.340 Hopefully see you soon.
00:09:04.360 Hopefully.
00:09:06.360 All right.
00:09:09.720 Gotcha, bitch!
00:09:10.360 Why are there brokies in the chat?
00:09:20.320 Send supers, you know what I mean?
00:09:22.640 I'm tired of people saying I have a broke audience.
00:09:25.360 Just send, you know.
00:09:26.520 All right, Pearl, can you comment on the whole role chat GTP has with Fox News, CNN, BuzzFeed
00:09:31.580 Vice, all either changing businesses or going out of business?
00:09:35.800 Is that because of chat GTP?
00:09:38.680 I don't know.
00:09:40.360 Yeah.
00:09:42.840 Bring him two coffees, one for him to drink and one to look at.
00:09:48.340 Yeah, look at what.
00:09:49.920 Okay, guys, you need to super chat.
00:09:52.280 How are you going to afford all these things that you're saying?
00:09:54.220 Yeah, yeah, we got to send supers.
00:09:56.260 At least someone, you know, with a 20 or something.
00:09:58.360 Yeah, it's like, we got 3K people in here.
00:10:03.480 This is embarrassing.
00:10:04.460 I thought you guys are TED fans.
00:10:06.460 Yeah, the brokies.
00:10:08.540 Brokies, you know?
00:10:09.400 Nah.
00:10:10.360 Yeah, yeah.
00:10:11.380 Many of you know I was just banned on TikTok, and we are demonetized on a daily basis on this
00:10:17.920 platform.
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