JustPearlyThings - August 16, 2023


Pearl SCHOOLS EVERYONE On Body Positivity


Episode Stats

Length

10 minutes

Words per Minute

205.19682

Word Count

2,198

Sentence Count

299

Misogynist Sentences

32

Hate Speech Sentences

29


Summary

In this episode, the boys talk about their favorite trannies, Lizzo, body positivity, and why fat chicks should be banned from the media. Also, we have a special guest on the show this week.


Transcript

00:00:00.000 Just to say, to caveat all of this, I mean, all of you ladies are very attractive in here today.
00:00:04.380 It's not about, like, obviously on an individual level, there are incredibly hot women who are in their late 30s, 40s, whatever.
00:00:09.360 Of course, I'm just saying, if you look at it across the board.
00:00:12.140 But most girls in that age are overweight these days, too, aren't they?
00:00:15.360 Or trannies.
00:00:17.020 So, like, that's why I'm like, hey, or trans.
00:00:19.840 But your trannies are still hot.
00:00:21.560 But you can even, like, trannies are still hot.
00:00:23.620 Would you, would you, would you fuck a, a, a post-op?
00:00:28.340 Yep.
00:00:28.660 What, someone who was previously a woman?
00:00:31.040 Yeah.
00:00:31.740 You would?
00:00:32.920 She's yes to everything.
00:00:34.280 I would fuck a girl with a dick, bro.
00:00:35.420 You'd fuck a girl with a dick.
00:00:36.300 I'd fuck a girl with a dick.
00:00:37.240 I promise you, yeah.
00:00:38.100 But you're bisexual, aren't you?
00:00:39.160 Yeah.
00:00:39.620 I'm very curious sexually.
00:00:40.760 So would you fuck a, a dude who's had the, the chop?
00:00:44.840 A dude who's had the chop?
00:00:45.060 She'd do anything.
00:00:46.160 It's not even a, it's a yes question.
00:00:47.860 A guy who's transitioned to be a woman?
00:00:50.420 Hell yeah.
00:00:51.320 Okay.
00:00:51.840 I would eat a snipped pussy.
00:00:53.500 I would eat a snipped pussy.
00:00:55.420 You're, you're.
00:00:56.040 Okay, so I'm going to switch over.
00:00:59.800 Lizzo.
00:01:00.320 We're going to talk about Lizzo, about body positivity.
00:01:02.800 All right, is Lizzo a high value woman then?
00:01:04.320 Because like.
00:01:05.060 No.
00:01:05.420 No.
00:01:06.000 Bottom of the barrel.
00:01:07.500 Bottom of the barrel.
00:01:08.400 No.
00:01:08.440 Yeah.
00:01:09.260 She's made a lot of money though.
00:01:10.300 Right.
00:01:10.660 So that she's attracted to guys that want to make the money off of her, that have the money.
00:01:14.380 But here's the point.
00:01:15.140 She fired her dancers because they were too big.
00:01:18.620 Yeah.
00:01:18.820 She's the size of the moon.
00:01:20.860 Like, I don't understand that.
00:01:22.260 What?
00:01:22.580 She's a bowling ball.
00:01:23.880 A bowling ball.
00:01:24.420 So what is, what do you think about body positivity now?
00:01:27.640 Like for.
00:01:28.020 It's all bullshit.
00:01:28.920 It's all to promote negative body image.
00:01:32.440 So people go, oh, like I, I have an extra five pounds on me.
00:01:36.300 This is okay.
00:01:37.060 Then it turns into 10 pounds.
00:01:38.640 Then you turn into infertile.
00:01:40.360 Then like, you're not, you're not having normal human interaction with other people.
00:01:47.860 And that's what this is all about.
00:01:49.720 Like.
00:01:49.780 From your perspective, could this be to do with the depopulation?
00:01:52.760 Yes.
00:01:53.300 Absolutely.
00:01:53.980 Right.
00:01:54.340 Interesting.
00:01:55.100 Absolutely.
00:01:56.080 Because it's always like making people less.
00:01:57.540 When they started, when I, when I was acting and I saw that they were going from like bikini
00:02:03.860 models to Latinx.
00:02:07.480 And I didn't even know what Latinx was.
00:02:09.480 And all of these different terms that made no sense.
00:02:13.700 I'm like, something's going on here.
00:02:16.700 And progressively there are less and less quote unquote normal people on TV and film and in
00:02:28.780 ads.
00:02:29.460 And that's to promote people not having sex with one another and creating babies.
00:02:35.520 That's what it's all about.
00:02:37.040 Versus women war.
00:02:38.160 I think we should, I think we should, I think step one under Pearl's world, under my administration.
00:02:43.260 Okay.
00:02:43.380 One.
00:02:43.920 I'd be like, women shouldn't even be here in office.
00:02:46.300 But some of it, so I'd be like, let's take away the vote and I'll step down.
00:02:49.640 But step two, before I left office would be let's ban fat chicks from magazines.
00:02:53.940 I was supposed to look at magazines.
00:02:56.260 I was supposed to be.
00:02:57.260 Before Weight Watchers.
00:02:57.980 I was supposed to be inspired.
00:02:59.940 I was supposed to look at magazines.
00:03:01.880 I used to put them on the fridge and know I'll never look like that, but I want to try.
00:03:07.520 And now they have ruined that for me for life.
00:03:10.880 There's all these fatties and these average looking chicks.
00:03:14.080 And now we got there like, oh, Victoria's Secret is back to the hot chick.
00:03:18.360 You got Giselle, whatever.
00:03:20.200 She's like 40.
00:03:21.840 She's like 40.
00:03:22.800 No, it's the 18 to 22 year old hot chicks that I'll never look like.
00:03:27.060 I'm so mad that they took this away from me.
00:03:31.240 Yeah.
00:03:32.120 I think we need to bring back fat shaming.
00:03:34.120 I personally think so.
00:03:35.120 I kind of do too.
00:03:36.240 Well, not shaming, but saying this is unhealthy.
00:03:39.040 That's what they call it.
00:03:39.500 I'm using their words.
00:03:40.800 That's what they call it.
00:03:41.940 You can see when somebody's healthy versus unhealthy.
00:03:45.640 And that's important.
00:03:47.140 Not necessarily skinny people are unhealthy too.
00:03:49.480 You can see it though.
00:03:50.360 You can see it in a skinny person.
00:03:52.020 No, but skinny people.
00:03:53.400 Skinny people have stomach ulcers.
00:03:54.760 Anorexia is like less than 2% of the population.
00:03:56.520 No, not anorexia.
00:03:57.600 I'm talking about like stomach ulcers.
00:03:59.320 Something so simple.
00:04:00.160 You can see it in somebody's being.
00:04:01.420 So heart disease is like the number one killer in America, right?
00:04:03.720 I worked in a hospital for nine years.
00:04:06.080 There's a lot of skinny people who have cancer.
00:04:09.120 I'm not saying that people who are skinny are healthy.
00:04:10.980 But here's the problem.
00:04:12.160 That's what you just said.
00:04:13.320 I just said you can see it in somebody's being.
00:04:15.900 You said being fat is unhealthy.
00:04:17.840 If there's skin in their hair, in their skin, you can see.
00:04:19.300 So that means being skinny is healthy.
00:04:21.360 That's not what I'm saying.
00:04:22.420 Then say it.
00:04:22.940 Alex?
00:04:23.500 Okay, everybody?
00:04:24.740 Oh.
00:04:25.940 Woosah.
00:04:26.660 No, just kidding.
00:04:27.760 But what we're talking about is when you're overweight, you have visceral fat around your organs.
00:04:31.360 Right?
00:04:31.800 And it's dangerous.
00:04:33.320 And the health care has went up in America.
00:04:36.260 Heart disease is the number one killer of people in America.
00:04:38.780 Yeah.
00:04:39.120 That with the addition of the.
00:04:41.880 I won't say it, but the.
00:04:43.700 Yep.
00:04:44.780 And now all these people are dropping dead.
00:04:46.680 And I think when they're promoting an unhealthy lifestyle, it's very negative, especially for the younger women, younger men.
00:04:53.140 And that more and more people now are sitting behind the computers.
00:04:55.840 They're not out actively lifting, changing tires.
00:04:59.000 You're doing labor work, which is rare.
00:05:01.700 A lot of these guys can't even change a car tire, right?
00:05:04.420 I do a lot of shit that guys can't do.
00:05:06.080 And so here's the thing.
00:05:07.160 Our testosterone levels are low.
00:05:09.400 Women's estrogen levels are out of whack.
00:05:11.240 The hormones, everybody's sitting back.
00:05:12.620 And what are we doing?
00:05:13.200 We're snacking.
00:05:13.920 We're eating.
00:05:14.460 And our portion sizes are so big, especially in America, that we are one of the most obese countries in the world.
00:05:20.760 When people come from other countries, they're like, the first thing the men notice, they say, you guys got a lot of big people.
00:05:25.500 And then they go, fat women.
00:05:28.700 It's amazing.
00:05:29.660 And so we don't see this.
00:05:31.020 Yeah.
00:05:31.400 Yeah.
00:05:31.740 So when you travel, I don't know how many of you go out of the country.
00:05:35.100 You two are always in and out.
00:05:36.420 Yeah.
00:05:36.620 These are like superstars here.
00:05:39.060 In and out.
00:05:40.500 Do you see that?
00:05:41.260 I know England's kind of like the U.S., I would say.
00:05:44.000 But when you go to other countries and you're on podcasts, what do you see?
00:05:47.340 Do you see a lot of...
00:05:48.340 I see the same trend.
00:05:49.660 Everybody's getting fatter.
00:05:51.400 But we're significantly fatter in England.
00:05:53.640 England, you guys think you're so much thinner.
00:05:56.040 You're not.
00:05:56.600 No, like...
00:05:57.140 Like, you're not.
00:05:58.560 I'm like...
00:05:59.500 The English is like, Americans are so bad.
00:06:01.960 I'm like, okay, you guys are like 5% thinner than us.
00:06:04.780 I mean, I've seen Pearl's show.
00:06:06.660 And they're like, I'm normal.
00:06:08.000 I'm normal.
00:06:08.940 And I'm like, dude, you ain't normal.
00:06:10.860 You're like, you know...
00:06:12.200 Yeah.
00:06:12.800 You're like Moby Dick over here.
00:06:14.100 Germany is a lot.
00:06:15.360 Well, no.
00:06:15.840 I just had all my German nannies come back.
00:06:17.820 A couple turned into whales.
00:06:19.320 I think the trend is across the board.
00:06:21.300 We're just worse.
00:06:22.520 Nannies, you mean to watch your dog?
00:06:24.300 No, I grew up with, like, nannies every year.
00:06:26.240 Oh, okay.
00:06:27.240 Okay, okay.
00:06:27.860 German nannies.
00:06:28.680 Yeah.
00:06:29.500 Spreken Sie Deutsch?
00:06:30.180 Over.
00:06:30.960 Um, mission.
00:06:31.380 I've asked this.
00:06:31.820 It's so good.
00:06:32.240 Oh.
00:06:34.640 That's it.
00:06:35.460 That was nice.
00:06:36.180 That was nice.
00:06:36.280 That was nice.
00:06:36.960 It's so nice.
00:06:38.500 Um, mission, yeah.
00:06:39.880 It's Spreken Sie Kleiner.
00:06:40.780 No, um, when, yeah, I've had nannies every year, um, from the time I was, like, two years
00:06:46.600 old.
00:06:47.080 And it was an Au Pair in America program, so they stayed from one to two years.
00:06:50.200 So we had, like, 20 plus nannies.
00:06:51.340 Oh, okay.
00:06:51.660 We just had a whole reunion where a bunch of them came back.
00:06:53.480 Ah!
00:06:54.260 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:06:54.980 And, yeah, I mean, a decent amount.
00:06:56.840 Do you think it's a colder climate?
00:06:58.300 Do you think it's, like, you know...
00:06:59.860 Well, so here's the thing.
00:07:00.980 Bad weather, fish and chips.
00:07:02.740 I agree with Pearl about England.
00:07:04.780 I don't think England's great by any means.
00:07:06.900 I think there's a lot of, you know, I think there's a big weight problem over there.
00:07:09.600 Yeah, probably Western Europe to some extent.
00:07:12.000 Eastern Europe is where it's at.
00:07:14.760 Now, I, before the war, I was in Ukraine quite a lot.
00:07:18.160 And, I mean, Ukraine, you wouldn't, generally speaking, you wouldn't see that many fat chicks
00:07:23.140 wandering around.
00:07:24.060 Romania as well, I have to say.
00:07:25.720 I was in Romania quite recently.
00:07:27.120 Again, you know, pretty, pretty slim.
00:07:29.420 So, the Eastern, Eastern, former Eastern European bloc, that's kind of where, you know, body
00:07:35.260 mass index is better.
00:07:36.840 But, having said that, I spent a lot of time in Poland.
00:07:39.340 And in Poland now, you know, if you walk around the mall, you'll see stores.
00:07:42.460 You'll see, like, plus-size models in the stores and stuff like that.
00:07:44.480 So, people are saying, in Poland.
00:07:45.700 I think that's a food, though.
00:07:46.980 I think it's a food.
00:07:47.860 Well, McDonald's is over there.
00:07:48.880 But that's always been that bad there.
00:07:49.340 Because, like, the women, they're cooking, they're still cooking.
00:07:53.620 How many people...
00:07:54.000 They've always been cooking bratwurst overseas.
00:07:56.660 It's in Germany, but let me ask you a question.
00:07:59.780 How many...
00:08:00.380 Well, you're a single gal now, but do you cook at home a lot?
00:08:03.820 Or do you eat out a lot?
00:08:04.860 Or do you eat fast food?
00:08:06.080 Now, you've got a metabolism of a hamster.
00:08:08.660 I mean, this woman can eat anything.
00:08:10.100 But do you eat out a lot?
00:08:12.100 Yeah.
00:08:13.020 Okay, but...
00:08:13.700 Tron's pussy.
00:08:15.820 Oh, my God.
00:08:17.840 Cancel him again.
00:08:20.520 She's like, why did I come on Black Eyes Reality Check Podcast?
00:08:23.760 You wanted a controversial podcast.
00:08:26.300 This is the one to come on.
00:08:27.420 No, this is amazing.
00:08:28.780 She's like, I'll never go.
00:08:29.880 Glenn, don't call me again.
00:08:31.160 I don't like that guy.
00:08:32.720 I have a question for Pearl.
00:08:34.040 It's a little off subject, a little bit.
00:08:35.320 Okay, go ahead.
00:08:36.060 Not really, but you saying, like, you know, women shouldn't vote and saying that women
00:08:41.640 shouldn't even be in office, kind of, you know, I get it.
00:08:45.240 Then why should people listen to you saying that?
00:08:48.740 They shouldn't.
00:08:49.480 They should listen to the men.
00:08:50.580 But I'm in this time period, so I'm going to keep talking.
00:08:53.340 No, and I've thought about this, actually.
00:08:55.440 Women just have an advantage on social media.
00:08:58.260 We do.
00:08:59.080 But when it comes down to it, Ben Shapiro, who's someone, you know, I think he's ten times
00:09:03.980 smarter than me.
00:09:04.920 Yeah.
00:09:05.400 You know, the men are always going to be smarter than the women.
00:09:09.200 Always?
00:09:10.160 Most of the time.
00:09:11.100 Okay, there you go.
00:09:12.120 When they have their head on their shoulders.
00:09:14.260 I'm saying, like, if you have someone in my position that has the same amount of subscribers
00:09:18.640 as me, he's probably smarter.
00:09:19.860 Jordan Peterson, Ben Shapiro.
00:09:21.240 Yeah, yeah, smarter.
00:09:22.020 I like Jordan.
00:09:22.720 Smarter.
00:09:22.980 Those guys.
00:09:23.460 But, like, you see it.
00:09:24.180 Ben Shapiro was, hmm, no.
00:09:25.820 But the thing is, like, okay, they may be smarter, but, like, as a woman, I would respect
00:09:33.120 your opinion a little more.
00:09:34.840 Just because you're a woman, I'd feel, like, more safe with you.
00:09:37.500 Why wouldn't that be a thing with a man?
00:09:38.880 Okay, exceptions, exceptions, there have always been.
00:09:41.800 You shouldn't be, I didn't like you from the beginning.
00:09:43.800 She's so spexist.
00:09:45.600 There's always been high IQ women in history, right?
00:09:48.500 So, there's always been exceptions, but they don't make the rule.
00:09:51.840 So, like, for example, the first female property owner, 1600s.
00:09:55.260 First female millionaire, late 1800s.
00:09:58.780 Like, there's always, there's been, there's been women that people.
00:10:00.980 And it was a black woman.
00:10:01.720 I was just about to say, she was a black woman.
00:10:03.060 There's been women where, like, men would travel to get wisdom from.
00:10:08.180 But it's the exception, it's not the rule.
00:10:09.780 The majority of us are dummies.
00:10:11.480 Yeah.
00:10:11.920 Dummies.
00:10:12.500 And we can't discount.
00:10:13.620 But we can't, we can't just keep calling each other dummies.
00:10:16.620 We have to teach them.
00:10:17.660 No, I can.
00:10:18.320 I can.
00:10:19.240 No, we have to teach them.
00:10:21.780 I can.
00:10:22.220 No, we have to teach them.
00:10:23.780 Because it's not going to get better if we just keep calling them dummies.
00:10:26.760 No, no, I think it would just be better if we stopped giving a shit what women think.
00:10:31.100 I think that's, like, the worst thing.
00:10:32.540 I think is caring what women think.
00:10:34.780 I think, but then we wouldn't listen to you too.
00:10:37.120 Men have been too nice to us.
00:10:38.400 Allow them to learn how to follow a man's lead properly.