JustPearlyThings - March 24, 2023


This LEVEL Of DELUSION Is AMAZING


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14 minutes

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157.76836

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2,234

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16


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00:00:00.000 oh my gosh can we pull up can we pull up the delusion calculator
00:00:05.440 can we do you know what that is you google delusion calculator it just says what percent
00:00:09.040 of men make this okay it's okay is that my minimum was that my maximum that's also take home so you
00:00:15.280 gotta take at the tax oh yeah i was gonna say is that after or before that's after you can put it
00:00:19.680 in you can put it in no that's before tax no you might not be delusional i don't actually know i'm
00:00:26.640 just thinking i wanted to know i wanted to know what percent of men make that amount of money
00:00:32.560 i think that's like okay let's go female delusion calculator go on okay there's this thing
00:00:38.400 female yeah so i mean there's a male one too but the men it's like not so bad usually that's
00:00:47.360 it must have been a man who created this yeah this is female delusion i mean men create most things
00:00:53.440 in general uh go back uh no go back i think it's an ad yeah um yeah there you go okay so put your
00:01:06.480 put in your age are you able to put it so they can see your reactions like wall okay like make it small
00:01:16.640 i think blessing oh there we go can you put in the middle a little bigger all right thank you
00:01:21.120 okay so what age my age or partners like yeah what age could he be he needs well i don't date too high
00:01:44.000 up so i'm 30 so he needs to be 30 to 30 till 33. uh 30 to 33. okay do you care about race
00:01:57.120 okay put him i won't go 35 but put him 30 to 35 okay but 29 to 34. okay uh can you make the box slightly
00:02:07.760 bigger i just i'm having a hard time reading it or can you zoom in on the page yeah there we go yes
00:02:14.240 yes thank you thank you you can still see that okay make it a little bigger no it's fine i have good
00:02:19.200 eyesight i just need to book an appointment yeah so uh race do you care about race um sorry yeah i do
00:02:28.880 care about race yeah black okay now how no prejudice to the other races but i'm i'm comfortable with black
00:02:36.320 first all right everyone has a type no i'm not shade shading anyone um minimum height oh i didn't
00:02:43.680 used to care about height but my boyfriend he's actually six four and i think that's like really
00:02:48.960 cute um as long as they're not shorter than me no five seven to six five seven to six six four six
00:02:57.920 and then minimum income do i want to want can he be can he be overweight um what's overweight obese
00:03:07.600 like how much it's like 30 something body fat do you mean like he can't fit through the door obese or
00:03:14.080 like um it's fine i don't health is something that can change okay so that's okay minimum income minimum
00:03:21.680 three grand so let me put that i'm going to do the conversion for you because i don't actually
00:03:27.200 and let's take home right you know enough yeah you want tax on top of that he's gonna be earning like
00:03:30.640 70 grand a year at least okay so after tax i don't mind okay so how how much um so three grand that's
00:03:38.640 your final answer yeah that's okay three thousand pounds because this isn't uh three thousand seven
00:03:47.280 hundred us dollars so that's times 12 that's 44 000 that's not um us dollars
00:03:56.320 okay wait no so what percent of men do you think fit that criteria before we do it um at least
00:04:03.760 at least 30 percent okay wow
00:04:09.360 the age the age of the race is gonna bring that three percent did we do america
00:04:17.840 it's similar it's similar wow so three percent three percent yeah yeah go go ahead your turn
00:04:24.880 go ahead your turn wow put it put in your criteria oh yeah your turn oh no okay it's okay you know age
00:04:32.480 i'd say 25 to 30.
00:04:40.320 okay uh race um
00:04:42.480 oh guys if you didn't hear um king forgot to exclude married people so it's probably
00:04:56.080 1.5 percent
00:04:59.680 um okay race did you say i'm gonna go for any race any race okay minimum height um five seven
00:05:08.240 ex obese no exclude obese minimum income no discrimination by me by the way it's just my
00:05:18.720 preference people um it's okay i think it's okay to discriminate who you should be discrimin you should
00:05:24.640 discriminate in who you date oh i don't know because i don't want people to discriminate on me but
00:05:28.240 anyway so minimum income you think you should be picky with who you sleep with like come on
00:05:33.920 that's true you're straight um minimum after tax i'd say take home at least 2.5 okay that is
00:05:45.440 three thousand one 130 i can't do math so i need to calculate it times 12. okay that's 37 000. okay
00:05:54.480 okay that's after the tax i'm gonna go for in the this is the yeah but okay 40 is fine okay what do you
00:06:04.320 think what do you think i'm gonna go for 15 15 15 okay go down i wasn't too close yes leanies
00:06:16.480 um okay you wanna go i know what else i wanna go yeah go ahead go ahead because my age range is
00:06:21.920 good like higher so um i want to go like 38 no actually i want to go 40. if it's only can you do
00:06:29.200 five years or can you do more than five years it's like 38 to 48. what about married men you're gonna
00:06:37.920 go for a married man no okay take them off take off the married men not worried about the race minimum
00:06:46.640 height 5 11. oh i feel you minimum income it's got to be over 100 grad a year
00:06:56.640 by the time you're that it's 100k in a panam pounds yeah okay so that's a hundred and like
00:07:03.760 roughly put 120 us dollars that's roughly what percent of men i'm hoping when they get to the age
00:07:09.920 we're like in like early 20s 21 22 22 percent a man yeah girl there ain't no chance no no wow
00:07:23.920 wow my pool is small like one percent of one percent of people in the uk are only on over 100
00:07:30.240 wow and that's all races girls you better choose now um go ahead oh okay let's do like 18 to like 23
00:07:43.440 23 and um no married men i should have said that in my mind yeah oh black
00:07:54.960 um six foot
00:07:59.760 um um oh no no these people respectfully
00:08:05.280 um let's do like tk per month oh that's yeah um 2k is roughly two like three
00:08:20.320 no i'm i need to um
00:08:26.880 uh that's two five american so that's times 12 that's 30 000.
00:08:35.280 what's the last one all right oh i think my kids um what percent of men do you guys think that is
00:08:44.800 maybe like 10. no no you think lower five i guess five oh my god it's like one no wow
00:08:55.200 how much money do you think young men are making more than they are what do you think like 2k is a
00:09:01.360 lot for someone yes in that age that's when you go into like uni and stuff like that you're figuring
00:09:06.160 things out do you think but like with like someone who's like just going straight into work and is
00:09:10.880 like working full time that's not that they still won't yeah they won't get that this is why men are
00:09:16.480 struggling this is why i used to do recruitment and i i haven't gone to uni and i used to recruit
00:09:24.320 people that had just come out of uni and they were you're going on like 23 some companies might give
00:09:29.440 you 26 like max if you're just coming out but you can obviously make commission on that but again that's
00:09:35.600 a good six nine months if you're putting in that hard work like hours yeah did we do the whole couch
00:09:42.160 everyone's gone on the couch yeah money okay do your do your oh well then i didn't i don't i think
00:09:50.960 money is vulgar so i don't ask about it i don't talk about money but like i just will assume based
00:09:55.600 on like what we're doing and like where you're taking me yeah you have money yeah i like i have
00:10:01.600 no idea how much my boyfriend earns he just owns a business and he handles his own finances so good
00:10:06.640 job you got him okay so how how how old uh when you were on the market oh that's a really hard
00:10:17.440 question to be honest because i have dated old i have gone old before but like now judging you but
00:10:22.080 now i'm trying to have babies so i've gone like younger what isn't that counterintuitive i would
00:10:27.120 think that's counterintuitive no i so before i was saying a guy like who was like middle-aged and
00:10:31.680 he'd like already had his kids and stuff oh here so now i'm dating a guy like in his mid-30s because
00:10:36.240 he's you know want to sell down um so like i don't know it depends if i'm dating like marriage
00:10:41.920 so how old are you again i'm 25 okay so 20 would you go no i wouldn't go younger than myself okay
00:10:48.080 so 25 is the minimum 40 yeah okay i'm 26 so that's roughly mine too um okay any race oh yeah any race
00:10:58.800 difference height i'm not i don't really have any height restrictions i think yeah
00:11:07.360 so five foot i don't yeah i don't i think if i fell in love with them it wouldn't bother me
00:11:13.440 so five foot you're good yeah okay put her five foot i don't think that many percentage of people
00:11:17.600 are five have you ever have you ever dated a guy shorter than you yeah i've dated someone five six
00:11:22.240 before mm-hmm uh wait no i'm five foot five i've dated somebody like my height okay but not shorter
00:11:28.720 but i don't meet many men shorter than me because yeah i'm just an average type woman so like a pool
00:11:33.440 of men is smaller minimum income i don't know i don't know um but i just i i just you know i've never
00:11:44.400 really talked about money i don't look at the bill when it comes like my boyfriend pays for things but
00:11:47.440 like i just don't look but then also when i was younger like i when i was 19 like my boyfriend
00:11:51.760 paid for everything and he was 18 and like he didn't have any money yeah he still paid for
00:11:57.040 everything he just took me to things within his means do you know what i mean yeah so if money's
00:12:01.920 i'm just asking a rough estimate so you're looking to marry a guy like 30k if i want to have his babies
00:12:09.040 like i want him to be able to support my children i guess i could compact my salary so that's like
00:12:14.640 roughly 40 us roughly yeah yeah what percent i'm gonna guess like 20. wow i'm gonna guess 20.
00:12:25.600 it also depends on your circle though because i don't know any men that earn less than that
00:12:30.240 i go down down oh 12 i was wrong does this surprise you guys does this surprise you no
00:12:38.080 not at all women always come up with these crazy numbers for men oh they've got to earn 100 grand
00:12:43.840 no they don't to be able to earn a living you don't need to be added as much as you as you think
00:12:50.160 um even to be able to support support a family i know times are getting harder because of the cost of
00:12:54.400 living but um yeah i think it's just world and this is why they're just struggling societal pressure
00:13:00.240 lack of communication is the men main reason why men are deleting themselves and it's such a huge
00:13:07.600 problem it's a bit of an unspoken concern because of this and that's what so tell me why did you say
00:13:15.680 120k i just think that's like um what like the from being married and stuff like that that's where
00:13:26.240 our financial position was so that's kind of like my baseline you know do you but i'm not assuming that
00:13:33.120 i'm not earning any money at this point and he's like i'm also working and providing like equal
00:13:38.080 yeah but men don't care about your money it's like nothing to them yeah but we're talking about my
00:13:43.200 opinion on it not their opinion no no but i'm saying you just said that you would be working too and i'm
00:13:47.760 saying to the guy like they wouldn't care okay do you not do you not care i'm a little bit i mean i've
00:13:54.480 been quite fortunate to date girls that earn a decent amount of money especially when i've been younger
00:13:58.800 it is nice but it's not like a it's not a it's not a major deal do you know i mean like i could
00:14:05.360 happily date a girl that works at mcdonald's if she was a nice girl okay pretty