Loomer Unleashed - June 06, 2023


James Comey Gets LOOMERED At His Book Signing Over The Durham Report


Episode Stats

Length

8 minutes

Words per Minute

142.18182

Word Count

1,173

Sentence Count

107

Misogynist Sentences

7

Hate Speech Sentences

1


Summary

James Comey is a criminal. He is a crook. And he is a liar. And his name is James Comey and he's a criminal, and he should be locked up for it. And when Donald Trump wins in 2020, James Comey is going to jail.


Transcript

00:00:00.000 I've been criticized, and I know you don't know this, but I've been criticized.
00:00:04.000 And I thought, you're a really good idea.
00:00:11.000 And so that's why I kind of kept it quiet while I was working on it.
00:00:16.000 But here's the thing, I know I can write.
00:00:20.000 I've always loved stories and loved writing.
00:00:23.000 And I always thought, and I didn't believe this, that all good lawyers are great storytellers.
00:00:28.000 Tribal lawyers, certainly.
00:00:30.000 You may not want a tax lawyer.
00:00:37.000 I think we all know, James Comey, that you're a great storyteller because you made up the entire story about Crossfire Hurricane.
00:00:44.000 So it's really fitting that a criminal like yourself wrote a crime novel.
00:00:47.000 Do you remember me?
00:00:47.000 Remember me from your book signing?
00:00:49.000 It's really fitting.
00:00:50.000 It takes a criminal to be able to write a crime novel.
00:00:53.000 And you know, John Durham recently said, you talk about being criticized.
00:00:57.000 I'm not afraid to criticize you.
00:00:59.000 You know, you recently...
00:01:01.000 John Durham, his report came out and found that the FBI under your watch acted inappropriately and contrary to fidelity to the law.
00:01:14.000 So, I think that your next crime novel should be about a criminal and incompetent FBI director who sent false information to the federal government and the press to stage a coup against a sitting United States President.
00:01:30.000 That's what I think.
00:01:32.000 That's what I think.
00:01:41.000 Why don't you write a crime novel about yourself?
00:01:46.000 You should write a crime novel about yourself.
00:01:54.000 He says he likes criticism.
00:02:04.000 Write a crime novel about yourself.
00:02:07.000 You're not getting anywhere!
00:02:09.000 Get out of here!
00:02:11.000 Get out of here!
00:02:17.000 Get out of here!
00:02:18.000 Can you tell us why is a criminal here open crossfire American?
00:02:22.000 People that can read books.
00:02:26.000 Oh, I can read.
00:02:27.000 Why don't you read John Durham's report?
00:02:28.000 Read John Durham's report and you'll learn about a real life criminal.
00:02:39.000 A real-life criminal.
00:02:41.000 A real-life criminal named James Comey.
00:02:44.000 It's not a fiction.
00:02:45.000 It's not a novel.
00:02:47.000 It's a real crime story.
00:02:54.000 You're going to get locked up, Comey.
00:02:56.000 You are a criminal.
00:02:57.000 And when Donald Trump wins in 2024, you're going to jail.
00:03:01.000 You are going to jail, Comey.
00:03:12.000 You need to wait.
00:03:14.000 Right now.
00:03:16.000 You need to wait.
00:03:21.000 Get out of here!
00:03:32.000 It's time to go.
00:03:34.000 It really is time to go.
00:03:48.000 It's alright.
00:03:49.000 James Comey is the real criminal.
00:03:52.000 The John Durham report is the real crime story you all need to read about.
00:03:57.000 Staging a coup against a sitting United States president.
00:04:02.000 James Comey is a criminal.
00:04:09.000 Did she commit a crime?
00:04:11.000 Nope, I didn't say she had to give me your ID. Then don't give her your ID. Okay.
00:04:14.000 Well, I do need you to hang out here.
00:04:16.000 I have to see if they want you to trespass.
00:04:18.000 She being detained?
00:04:19.000 Well, we're leaving right now.
00:04:20.000 She being detained?
00:04:21.000 I don't even live here, so...
00:04:23.000 She being detained?
00:04:24.000 Right now until I figure out, yes, until I'm able to go inside.
00:04:26.000 What crime did she commit?
00:04:27.000 Well, they wanted her gone, so I have to...
00:04:29.000 But what crime did she commit for her to be detained?
00:04:31.000 I can't go talk to them inside.
00:04:33.000 What crime did she commit for being detained?
00:04:35.000 I'm investigating a crime right now.
00:04:37.000 What crime?
00:04:38.000 They called the cops because somebody was causing a disturbance inside and they wanted her gone.
00:04:42.000 Reiterate, what crime?
00:04:43.000 That is not a crime.
00:04:44.000 It's investigating a crime.
00:04:46.000 What crime?
00:04:47.000 If I have reason to believe, I don't know.
00:04:49.000 If you have a crime, what crime did she commit?
00:04:52.000 Disorderly conduct.
00:04:53.000 She might be trespassing.
00:04:54.000 Asking questions, freedom of speech and asking questions to the sorority.
00:04:57.000 Get your supervisor, please.
00:04:59.000 Get your supervisor.
00:05:03.000 You cannot illegally detain a person for not committing a crime, so I suggest you get your supervisor.
00:05:08.000 What's your badge number?
00:05:11.000 10352.
00:05:11.000 Thank you.
00:05:12.000 He was on stage, and I was just sitting, and I stood up.
00:05:16.000 And so, James Comey, you know, the criminal FBI director that sits with you against Donald Trump.
00:05:23.000 I don't know how political you are, but, you know, the John Durham report recently came out and it showed that under James Comey at the FBI and also at the DOJ, they acted, you know, completely inappropriately, contrary to fidelity of the law in a very partisan manner,
00:05:39.000 and they made up the entire Russian collusion hoax in an effort to stage a coup against Donald Trump.
00:05:44.000 You sound like you like him pretty much.
00:05:45.000 James Comey?
00:05:46.000 Well, why would anyone like him?
00:05:48.000 He's a criminal.
00:05:49.000 Well, because I wanted to ask him questions.
00:05:52.000 I want to know.
00:05:52.000 I mean, it's really interesting, right?
00:05:54.000 I mean, as a police officer, what do you think?
00:05:56.000 It's kind of interesting that he's writing a crime novel, but I guess you could say, like, it would take a criminal to know a criminal, so it's kind of fitting that he's writing a crime novel.
00:06:06.000 You were free to go.
00:06:07.000 They don't want you coming back tonight, but it sounds like you said you're from out of town and you're just talking by anyway, so...
00:06:12.000 Yeah.
00:06:13.000 Yeah, I don't even live here.
00:06:14.000 I live in Florida and like I said, I was just in town for a wedding and I saw that the criminal former FBI director was in town and decided to...
00:06:22.000 What's your name, by the way?
00:06:23.000 And your badge number, please.
00:06:24.000 Sergeant Gibbler.
00:06:25.000 Thank you so much.
00:06:27.000 At his book signing.
00:06:28.000 So it's all on video.
00:06:29.000 Like I said, nobody was assaulted.
00:06:31.000 I just asked the question and they didn't like it very much.
00:06:34.000 All right.
00:06:35.000 Well, it sounds like everyone's in agreement that the best option is going to be for So I'm not being detained anymore, like the detainment's over?
00:06:41.000 Thank you so much.
00:06:42.000 Alright, thank you.
00:06:43.000 Really appreciate it.
00:06:44.000 Thanks.
00:06:44.000 Have a great night.
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