Louder with Crowder - March 21, 2023


ALEX JONES GUEST! ESTABLISHMENT REPUBLICANS WILL CAUSE WW3 | Louder with Crowder


Episode Stats

Length

1 hour and 4 minutes

Words per Minute

203.08409

Word Count

13,082

Sentence Count

1,166

Misogynist Sentences

56

Hate Speech Sentences

58


Summary

Dylan Mulvaney dresses like a child, Lindsey Graham is a racist, and the D.C. Deputy Mayor is a pervert. InfoWars host Alex Jones is back with a new show from the Mad Max studio.


Transcript

00:00:00.000 When you were here before Could have guessed that you were fine
00:00:28.000 You smell like a bagel Adult girls make me cry You float my old tugboat In my bountiful depends
00:00:52.000 I wish I was special You're so f***ing special
00:01:02.000 But I'm a creep I'm a faggot
00:01:11.000 How the hell did I get here?
00:01:17.000 How did I get here?
00:01:22.000 I know my butt's been wiped What what? Say what?
00:01:28.000 I can't help when I pee I want a perfect toddler I want a perfect tween I hope they don't notice When I'm sniffing around You're so f***ing special.
00:01:58.000 These kids smell so special But I'm a creep
00:02:07.000 I'm a bad dog How the hell did I get here?
00:02:17.000 How did I get here?
00:02:22.000 Oh, oh, I'm sick Yum, yum, yum, yum
00:02:34.000 Yeah, yum, yum Yum, yum, yum, yum
00:02:55.000 Yum By the way, he gave me the Christian touch of the heart.
00:03:05.000 Sniffing kids makes me happy.
00:03:10.000 It's all I ever want.
00:03:15.000 They smell f***ing special.
00:03:20.000 These kids smell so special.
00:03:25.000 But I'm a creep I'm a paddock
00:03:34.000 What the hell am I doing here?
00:03:39.000 I don't belong here.
00:03:46.000 I don't belong here I don't belong here
00:03:54.000 You're a stranger in my life That's what I know
00:04:13.000 You're a stranger in my life I don't belong here
00:04:21.000 I'm gonna be speaking in your sleep You're a stranger in my life
00:04:27.000 I'm gonna be speaking in your sleep I know some of you are asking, you know, is there going to
00:04:36.000 be a softened Louder With Crowder?
00:04:37.000 Nope.
00:04:39.000 Nope.
00:04:40.000 Tom York is rolling over in his, well he's not, but if he had a grave, his googly grave.
00:04:48.000 This is all made possible, instead of phoning it in, by joining a Mug Club.
00:04:51.000 LightoffGator.com slash Mug Club.
00:04:53.000 Glad to be with you.
00:04:54.000 Yesterday we set records with people off of YouTube on Rumble, so head over there.
00:04:59.000 There's a whole month free right now on Rumble.
00:05:01.000 The extended show, what you usually miss if you're not a Mug Club member, just go to Rumble and you get to watch it for free!
00:05:08.000 Also, well, I'll go through it.
00:05:10.000 We have a lot to get to today, okay?
00:05:11.000 First off, Dylan Mulvaney is... I don't want to hit the YouTube dump button just yet, but you can guess.
00:05:17.000 We'll be talking about Dylan Mulvaney dressing like a child.
00:05:20.000 One does.
00:05:21.000 New study has come out that coffee is racist.
00:05:23.000 Lindsey Graham, of course, wants to start World War III, and the D.C.
00:05:26.000 Deputy Mayor is a pervert.
00:05:28.000 And we're also going to get into Donald Trump in voters of color, is the term.
00:05:32.000 Voters of color.
00:05:33.000 Vock.
00:05:34.000 Colored voters.
00:05:37.000 United Colored Voters Fund.
00:05:40.000 You can say United Negroes College Fund.
00:05:41.000 It's still around.
00:05:42.000 And where he's making gains.
00:05:43.000 And we're also, of course, on Trump Arrest Watch.
00:05:45.000 So there's a lot to get to.
00:05:47.000 Gerald A., how are you, sir?
00:05:49.000 I'm doing well, sir.
00:05:50.000 How are you?
00:05:51.000 I'm good.
00:05:51.000 I'm good.
00:05:52.000 I'm hoping that everyone on YouTube, if you're still, just migrate over to Rumble.
00:05:54.000 Why are you on YouTube still?
00:05:55.000 Just please, please migrate over to Rumble.
00:05:57.000 Especially Today.
00:05:59.000 Yes.
00:06:00.000 Because in third chair, today, and he'll be broadcasting from this studio.
00:06:04.000 You know him.
00:06:05.000 You love him.
00:06:06.000 But not so controversial now.
00:06:07.000 No.
00:06:08.000 Like a cuddly teddy bear.
00:06:09.000 I hope he's okay with me saying that.
00:06:10.000 You can watch his show today at noon eastern on madmaxworld.tv because we can't share the link for InfoWars.
00:06:16.000 Alex Jones!
00:06:17.000 How are you, sir?
00:06:19.000 It's good to be here.
00:06:19.000 Congratulations on the fact that your show went number one in the first day that it launched.
00:06:25.000 That is a big deal to pull those type of numbers.
00:06:29.000 I know some of, back when Joe Rogan was still on YouTube, some of his biggest consecutive viewers was like when I was on Elon Musk.
00:06:35.000 He would hit about 150, 170 and they were calling those records.
00:06:37.000 170 and they were calling those records so to have 170 200,000 consecutive viewers over on rumble
00:06:43.000 Is as big as it gets you know even on places like YouTube when Biden gives a live speech gets about a hundred live
00:06:48.000 viewers Yeah, when Obama we have a lot of speech you get about 5,000
00:06:51.000 so I mean this isn't just dominating conservative media it's dominating media, and that's great because
00:06:57.000 Independent populist pro-human speech is popular and we have to celebrate it
00:07:03.000 And that's why your victory is your listeners and viewers victory it's all of our victory for independent media
00:07:08.000 because you didn't go along with The censorship when I was having my head chopped off
00:07:12.000 Four and five years ago like conservative Inc. The rest of them
00:07:16.000 And so that's why I really saw your perspective when you came out and said what you said because if remember what
00:07:21.000 those groups did previously
00:07:23.000 supporting The rollouts the lockdowns the forced injections the
00:07:28.000 censorship all of it now They don't support it because we've won politically and the
00:07:32.000 world's waking up. Yes, but but Thank you, Alex.
00:07:36.000 They're doing it once we're safe.
00:07:38.000 It's a guest segment.
00:07:40.000 We're going to draft in with the topic.
00:07:43.000 He said hi.
00:07:43.000 I said hi.
00:07:46.000 He's like my Def Comedy Jam pipe man.
00:07:48.000 It's like Ed McMahon takes over the show.
00:07:50.000 So thank you.
00:07:51.000 It's like Ed McMahon takes over the show.
00:07:54.000 You are correct sir.
00:07:55.000 Hey now, Alex Jones.
00:07:56.000 Which by the way, because Alex Jones is here and because I am here, we have the very, the
00:08:01.000 YouTube is on a ten second delay, so if you see this at any point during the show.
00:08:08.000 And you hear that music?
00:08:09.000 That means that we can't run it on YouTube, and it is still available on Rumble.
00:08:13.000 So migrate over there so you don't miss anything.
00:08:15.000 And of course, Dave Lando not here.
00:08:17.000 We have Alex Jones today, but please go see his show this weekend in Greenville, South Carolina, March 24th, 25th.
00:08:22.000 Go to GreenvilleComedyZone.com.
00:08:24.000 One of the best in the business.
00:08:25.000 And man, if you see him live, it's a treat.
00:08:27.000 All right.
00:08:28.000 We have lots to get into here.
00:08:31.000 First off, I guess a question of the day.
00:08:32.000 This is foreshadowing.
00:08:33.000 What is your favorite white supremacist brand of coffee?
00:08:38.000 Didn't know there were any.
00:08:40.000 Oh, they're all!
00:08:40.000 I had no idea!
00:08:41.000 It's a new study from AFRU.
00:08:44.000 What's that mean?
00:08:44.000 Yeah, I thought it was an acronym.
00:08:45.000 It's not.
00:08:46.000 It's O. It's AFRU.
00:08:47.000 Okay.
00:08:48.000 Yes.
00:08:48.000 They did the study.
00:08:49.000 They did the study.
00:08:51.000 Not to be confused with AFRUPIC.
00:08:52.000 That's an entirely different nonprofit.
00:08:54.000 It's a C4, not a C3.
00:08:55.000 But first, I'm very curious.
00:08:58.000 I know Mr. Jones is champing at the bit here.
00:09:00.000 Here is a transgender, and to the best of our knowledge, this is not a troll.
00:09:05.000 But in today's world, it's very hard to know.
00:09:07.000 This is a transgender, beautiful, brave individual who identifies as People are essentially calling me every name under the sun because I had the Reichsadler on my jacket.
00:09:21.000 So I need to tell you guys a little something about me.
00:09:24.000 And you can call me crazy, you can call me whatever you'd like, any name under the sun.
00:09:29.000 But I'm very in tune with my past and my past lives and lifetimes that I've lived before this one.
00:09:35.000 My last life just so happened to be a very infamous one.
00:09:39.000 Adolf his-her?
00:09:40.000 He offered myself as one of the first memories I had from that lifetime.
00:09:44.000 It came to me when I was five in my nightmares.
00:09:46.000 You can see right where I shot myself too.
00:09:49.000 So this is a bit Kanye West right here.
00:09:51.000 So many other things throughout my life have connected me to my past.
00:09:55.000 And you can go say, oh, go get on your meds again, you nutter.
00:09:58.000 I've been on so many meds and none of them have changed what I saw when I was five.
00:10:04.000 Well, uh, I guess salutes to Mind Fury.
00:10:09.000 Mind Fake Comf.
00:10:10.000 That is, I don't know if it's real or not.
00:10:12.000 Do you find it hard, Alex, now with some of these?
00:10:13.000 You're like, is this a troll?
00:10:15.000 And then half the time you find out it's not a troll.
00:10:16.000 Yes, they're so insane and it just, it's unbelievable.
00:10:21.000 But at the end of the day, it's mentally ill people trying to get attention.
00:10:24.000 Yeah.
00:10:25.000 And I'm like that, so I'm like them.
00:10:27.000 I understand why they do it.
00:10:29.000 In your past life, were you Goebbels?
00:10:31.000 Was that in your past life?
00:10:32.000 Oh, that's not in my past life.
00:10:33.000 I'm actually a clone of Goebbels.
00:10:34.000 People didn't know that.
00:10:37.000 I identify as Joseph Goebbels.
00:10:39.000 You know, it happened to me when I used to have trouble sleeping.
00:10:41.000 I went through growth spurs, so they thought I was having leg cramps.
00:10:45.000 Turns out I was Himmler.
00:10:46.000 Wow.
00:10:49.000 So, you know, look, it happens to the best of us, and it also happens to us.
00:10:52.000 By the way, it's a live show, Monday through Thursday, 10 a.m.
00:10:55.000 This is gonna be fun.
00:10:56.000 Alex is always fun.
00:10:57.000 We need memes with his hair on mine.
00:11:00.000 I need your hair.
00:11:02.000 Your wish is the internet's command, I guarantee you.
00:11:05.000 You guys can send it in.
00:11:06.000 It's a live show, Monday through Thursday at 10 a.m.
00:11:08.000 Eastern.
00:11:08.000 Notifications don't work on YouTube, okay?
00:11:10.000 They do on Rumble.
00:11:11.000 So, Monday through Thursday, 10 a.m.
00:11:12.000 Eastern.
00:11:13.000 We have shows on Friday now.
00:11:14.000 Of course, every Friday night on Mug Club we have Nick DiPaolo, we have specials coming from Brian Callen, Jim Brewer, Mr. Guns and Gear.
00:11:19.000 By the way, this is so good though, I gotta say, that incredible music bit you did at the end of the intro, that documentary about the pedo president was incredible.
00:11:30.000 You guys gotta put that on Spotify, it'll go to number one.
00:11:32.000 It won't go to number one, but it'll be there.
00:11:36.000 It will exist on Spotify.
00:11:38.000 First half was correct.
00:11:40.000 You're far too kind.
00:11:41.000 People, they say, hey, is Alex Jones far too kind?
00:11:43.000 I say, yes.
00:11:44.000 No, no, listen, this happened with a lot of the fan music they've made of mine.
00:11:48.000 They put it a couple years ago on Spotify and it would get like 10 million views and they'd take it down.
00:11:52.000 Yeah.
00:11:53.000 So, I mean, I'm serious.
00:11:56.000 I think you guys should put an album out.
00:11:57.000 We do.
00:11:58.000 We have an album on Spotify.
00:11:58.000 If you're on Spotify, you can go and actually, if you're subscribed to the podcast, go and listen to our album.
00:12:03.000 We do Parody Week in September.
00:12:04.000 I didn't know that.
00:12:05.000 Yeah, we've done a lot of them.
00:12:07.000 It takes a lot of work.
00:12:08.000 I didn't do Parody Week in September.
00:12:09.000 I just didn't know that it was on Spotify.
00:12:11.000 Yeah, well, no, see, great, crazy minds.
00:12:11.000 That's good.
00:12:15.000 Both of us.
00:12:16.000 It's okay.
00:12:16.000 Yeah, I can say you're crazy because I'm crazy too.
00:12:17.000 We're all a little bit nutty.
00:12:18.000 So, yes, it is, of course, go to Rumble.
00:12:20.000 One month free of Mug Club.
00:12:21.000 That's what makes all of this possible, by the way.
00:12:23.000 It's what makes any of this possible.
00:12:24.000 The parodies, the sketches, the research, all references are available at ladderscutter.com slash, well, I guess, no, just hit the link.
00:12:31.000 It's at madmaxworld.tv.
00:12:32.000 It's at madmaxworld.tv and you're broadcasting at noon.
00:12:36.000 Yes.
00:12:36.000 Do not visit madmaxworld.tv.
00:12:38.000 Do not visit madmaxworld.tv.
00:12:40.000 Do you see what we're saying there?
00:12:42.000 It's reverse psychology.
00:12:45.000 You almost got me.
00:12:46.000 Opposite day.
00:12:47.000 Sorry.
00:12:47.000 He did.
00:12:47.000 He almost got me.
00:12:48.000 I just paused.
00:12:48.000 Alright.
00:12:49.000 Speaking of this, and again, we're going to get to coffee.
00:12:51.000 By the way, are you a big fan of Lindsey Graham?
00:12:54.000 Trick question.
00:12:55.000 You're not.
00:12:55.000 I know the answer.
00:12:59.000 I didn't need a soliloquy.
00:13:00.000 The answer was no.
00:13:02.000 I don't want to put words in your mouth.
00:13:04.000 Well, I do have a crush on him.
00:13:05.000 Do you?
00:13:06.000 As a fellow gay man, I would date him.
00:13:09.000 That's why I'm mad at him.
00:13:10.000 I asked him to date me once and he said... He's more of a Rachel Levine guy.
00:13:15.000 Exactly.
00:13:16.000 There could have been separated at birth in the Slimer triplets.
00:13:21.000 Let's get to... Have you seen it?
00:13:24.000 Let's bring that up if Alex Jones didn't see it from yesterday's show on Mug Club, the side-by-side of Rachel Levine and Slimer.
00:13:29.000 It's uncanny.
00:13:31.000 Dylan Mulvaney.
00:13:31.000 Now you know Dylan Mulvaney because you have to.
00:13:34.000 But Dylan Mulvaney now, and this is where I think this is important because all of these things are acceptable.
00:13:41.000 The left will say well that's probably a troll the Hitler thing.
00:13:42.000 Well I don't think it's any more absurd than Dylan Mulvaney now dressing up like a six-year-old girl from a children's book.
00:13:51.000 And I'll give you some historical context as to why this is disturbing.
00:13:53.000 I am Eloise. I am six. I'm a city child. I live in Plaza Hotel, which is huge and wonderful
00:14:02.000 and twice elegant, especially at Christmas time.
00:14:05.000 Casey got sick.
00:14:11.000 Now, you can comment below, please do, and hit the like button.
00:14:14.000 Again, it helps the algorithm on YouTube because people want to tell you that we're dead.
00:14:18.000 If you think this is crossing a line, now this is not the first time that this has happened.
00:14:21.000 And by the way, in the past that this has happened, when it happened, it was treated as legitimate.
00:14:25.000 You may not remember this, but the media roasted all the critics of this person.
00:14:29.000 Stephanie, spelled Steph-on-knee.
00:14:33.000 Uh, this person actually went after me a long time ago on social media as well.
00:14:36.000 They identified as a six-year-old girl.
00:14:38.000 And then it turned out, by the way, that, uh, they were a sex slave, but the adoptive parents are all types of sexual images, which we're not going to show to you.
00:14:44.000 You can find on the internet, but said, I just identified as a six-year-old girl.
00:14:46.000 And everyone said, Hey, hold on a second.
00:14:48.000 This was a man who fathered children, left his family.
00:14:50.000 You know, he can now identify however he wants so long as she is happy.
00:14:54.000 Turned out the adoptive parents were doing weird sex tricks with Steph on me.
00:14:59.000 So the writings.
00:15:00.000 Right, right, right.
00:15:00.000 We can see the tea leaves here.
00:15:02.000 Yeah, exactly.
00:15:03.000 In days past, this would have been cause for concern.
00:15:05.000 Maybe do some investigation, check in on somebody and see if they're okay mentally.
00:15:08.000 Now it's like, well, yeah, that just, I guess that's fine.
00:15:11.000 Sure.
00:15:11.000 Well, just, would you like to come to the White House?
00:15:13.000 Imagine being Dylan Mulvaney's doctor.
00:15:15.000 What do you do?
00:15:16.000 It's like, well, your testosterone levels are a little bit off for a woman, and your
00:15:22.000 BMI is a little under.
00:15:23.000 You know what?
00:15:24.000 Here's a prescription for whatever you want.
00:15:26.000 Take my pen.
00:15:27.000 Just fill it out yourself.
00:15:28.000 Well, you guys just said it.
00:15:29.000 This is a mainlining of blurring the lines, and it's a whole leftist movement, not just
00:15:33.000 a few people that say they identify as children so they didn't get access to them.
00:15:36.000 I see articles every day where quote transgender men get busted just a few days ago in Kentucky doing things with the babies and like it's a dude that says they're a woman and now it wants access to babies.
00:15:50.000 I mean and then you look at these people forget whether they want to be a woman or not.
00:15:55.000 Just if you were walking down the street at night and saw a person that looked like this, they look like the Joker.
00:16:01.000 They don't look like women.
00:16:02.000 They don't look like men.
00:16:02.000 And so it's basically like hit the clowns coming to take you.
00:16:16.000 This is why the suicide rate, the attempted suicide rate, doesn't improve statistically.
00:16:19.000 You can check all the references, we've always provided these, because they're not recognized, uh, really as men or as women.
00:16:25.000 You cannot control society, you can't force them to say, oh yeah, it's just like, uh, it's just like Kim, it's just like Riley, it's just like Andy, any of the women who work here, you go, alright, I now have to walk on eggshells because I don't know what's going to happen next.
00:16:37.000 Well notice it's the new religion though.
00:16:39.000 It's literally a religion that you can't criticize because it's so preposterous.
00:16:44.000 And so even South Park would criticize it 5-10 years ago.
00:16:48.000 Now, they don't even do it.
00:16:49.000 So again, if I wanted to identify as a dolphin, I don't hurt anybody, it's fine.
00:16:54.000 But I'm not really a dolphin.
00:16:55.000 I could go have an artificial fin put on my head, and I could sit there and say my name is Flipper, and go, er, er!
00:17:01.000 You're too hairy for a dolphin.
00:17:02.000 When you used to swim in high school, did you have to go for like a full-on sugar wax?
00:17:06.000 Because you got, you know, you got the Robin Williams furriness going on.
00:17:08.000 You know what's happened to me?
00:17:10.000 As I got older, I just get hairier and hairier, like a Turkish man.
00:17:16.000 It's not a good trade-off.
00:17:17.000 It's not a good trade-off.
00:17:18.000 We start losing hair here and gaining it on our back.
00:17:20.000 Everywhere else.
00:17:20.000 I was about to say, it's the old joke, you know, you lose it on the top of your head and all of a sudden you get it in your nose and your ears.
00:17:25.000 Yeah, I have nose hair.
00:17:28.000 That's why I'm grateful for Manscaped.
00:17:29.000 So let's go through, to attest to that point, Dylan Mulvaney, I would say, not because this person is trans, Dylan Mulvaney, the individual, this should be acceptable, clearly not mentally well.
00:17:42.000 Right now, if this were anybody else, you would say, okay, hold on, maybe there might need to be some type of help, some type of assistance provided here.
00:17:48.000 Let's look at the evidence of this as a person who clearly has been clamoring for attention.
00:17:53.000 and this is narcissism at its peak.
00:18:00.000 That's Dillam O'Vanney back in the day.
00:18:02.000 Oh Totally normal.
00:18:05.000 I'm 75 of being a girl and I've been carrying around tampons and pads for the past two months, but I've actually never
00:18:12.000 opened one up I wonder why let's do it. Woohoo
00:18:14.000 I thought the letter stood for small medium and large based on the size of your Barbie pouch
00:18:19.000 But after it's actually the level of your flow when I have extensions in
00:18:24.000 I don't know my name. I don't know where I live. I just know that I'm not-
00:18:27.000 That's a sign that you have problems.
00:18:29.000 And I know that I look like I could steal a husband, but I want to promise you-
00:18:32.000 Look me in the eyes. I want to promise you that I would never do that to you.
00:18:36.000 Okay? I am a girl's girl.
00:18:38.000 Hide your husbands, ladies!
00:18:40.000 That's sanity.
00:18:40.000 Oh my gosh.
00:18:43.000 Hold on a second.
00:18:45.000 I don't know if that's a side effect, a typical side effect of putting in hair extensions.
00:18:49.000 Forgetting your name or where you live.
00:18:49.000 I don't think so.
00:18:51.000 If someone turns on the microwave, you piss your pants, forget where you are for a second.
00:18:54.000 I don't think that's typical with hair extensions.
00:18:55.000 I think it usually just makes your hair longer.
00:18:57.000 No, I mean, I've got hair extensions.
00:19:00.000 And that didn't cause that problem at all.
00:19:01.000 I have hair extensions on my trap hair.
00:19:03.000 You guys need to go with little earbud pieces, though.
00:19:06.000 Because I look like Princess Leia with these on.
00:19:09.000 Now that's another Photoshop.
00:19:09.000 Oh, no.
00:19:11.000 Yeah, that's the other.
00:19:12.000 Hey, comment below.
00:19:13.000 Do you like him looking like Princess Leia?
00:19:14.000 That's Stefanie.
00:19:16.000 We can merge Stefanie and Alex Jones Princess Leia.
00:19:18.000 And hit the Rumble button.
00:19:19.000 Smash that if you're on Rumble.
00:19:20.000 Ooh, we have a beauty contest.
00:19:22.000 You and I and Stefanie.
00:19:25.000 Who's the more beautiful woman?
00:19:26.000 You're supposed to be here tomorrow, right?
00:19:28.000 Yes.
00:19:28.000 Done.
00:19:31.000 I saw those wigs and things and it's such a fashion.
00:19:33.000 I'm thinking about, I actually lead a double life as a woman.
00:19:36.000 My name is Alexis.
00:19:38.000 Okay.
00:19:38.000 And I'd like to premiere it tomorrow.
00:19:40.000 A little lazy with the name change, didn't you?
00:19:42.000 That's the easiest one.
00:19:43.000 You've got to get a little more creative than Alexis.
00:19:45.000 Alexandria, maybe?
00:19:46.000 Alexandria.
00:19:47.000 There we go.
00:19:47.000 Ocasio.
00:19:48.000 Lexi.
00:19:48.000 Yeah, ooh.
00:19:50.000 Stop it.
00:19:53.000 One month free of Muck Club.
00:19:54.000 I will tell you this, a lot of beautiful women work here.
00:19:56.000 Yes, there are.
00:19:57.000 So I got a better idea for tomorrow's show.
00:20:01.000 We do have a lot of beautiful women who work here.
00:20:03.000 You're being politically correct.
00:20:04.000 They're allowed to be part of the beauty pageant as well.
00:20:07.000 In fact, we'll have a woman's beauty pageant and they'll have to enter against us and I'll be giving the award so it's politically correct.
00:20:14.000 Who bet on the third chair when Alex would go off the rails?
00:20:19.000 I think Yakuza won that one.
00:20:20.000 No, it's fun!
00:20:21.000 Isn't this fun, seeing Alex Jones have fun?
00:20:23.000 It's great.
00:20:24.000 Plus all the references are available so you know that you're getting the information correct.
00:20:26.000 Okay, here's something else.
00:20:27.000 This is not a joke.
00:20:28.000 I sound like Joe Biden when I'm saying that.
00:20:30.000 Joe, former Vice President and pedophile Biden.
00:20:33.000 According to an article from the esteemed publication AFRU, as previously mentioned.
00:20:37.000 Esteemed.
00:20:39.000 If you drink coffee, you're a racist, and that's because coffee has its roots according to AFRU.
00:20:45.000 As far as I know, this is not an acronym.
00:20:47.000 Uh-huh.
00:20:48.000 Colonialism.
00:20:49.000 It's rooted in colonialism, with AFRU very confidently stating, the Global Coffee Company was created through colonialism, the white supremacist system under which European countries invaded, subjugated, and exploited the countries of black and brown people. Now, I know that sounds absurd that we
00:21:04.000 should have seen the writing on the wall with the original iteration of Max Schmeling house. That
00:21:08.000 was one that should have, that's on us.
00:21:10.000 Yes. That we missed it, but the exception does not prove the rule. If you're listening on audio,
00:21:16.000 that makes no sense. Now, if you drink specialty coffee, you're an even bigger racist. See,
00:21:23.000 here's the thing. We could find common ground because if you drink specialty coffee, you're
00:21:25.000 a hipster and everyone wants to beat your ass. But in this case, they try and say you're a racist.
00:21:29.000 Well, you don't need to be racist to be shunned from community.
00:21:31.000 Yeah, and I do drink specialty coffee.
00:21:33.000 Yeah, I get a coffee company coffee from Jeremy.
00:21:33.000 Oh.
00:21:35.000 Yeah, it's great stuff.
00:21:37.000 So, here's what they write, the very acceptance of the term specialty coffee.
00:21:41.000 Suggests that some coffee is somehow superior to others.
00:21:45.000 An idea that is rooted in whiteness.
00:21:47.000 Hey, hold on a second.
00:21:48.000 Think of how racist this is.
00:21:50.000 AFRU, the esteemed colleague there, I'm sure peer-reviewed, I'm sure they have a control group here.
00:21:55.000 They do.
00:21:56.000 They conducted a control group, and the control group was just assholes.
00:22:01.000 The idea that something is superior to others is whiteness.
00:22:05.000 It's white supremacy.
00:22:06.000 Hold on a second.
00:22:07.000 There are basketball players that are superior.
00:22:09.000 For example, LeBron James is superior to everyone here.
00:22:11.000 Pretty much everyone on earth, with the exception of Michael Jordan, if you go back through history.
00:22:15.000 Let's just throw some chum in the water because I know you guys are going to argue about it.
00:22:17.000 By the way, LeBron Michael Jordan, you comment below.
00:22:19.000 We're not talking baseball.
00:22:20.000 So the idea that something is superior is racist.
00:22:24.000 It doesn't apply when there are clearly examples of black people or Asian people being superior to your basic bitch white person.
00:22:32.000 For example, land speed records.
00:22:34.000 You cannot find a Polish or an Irishman in the 100 meter dash.
00:22:38.000 They are all black.
00:22:40.000 They are superior athletes, if you look at the top ten, compared to the white people who were running at that point in time.
00:22:46.000 Superiority is based on performance, unless you view it through the lens of, hold on a second, it must be superiority based on race, which doesn't even make sense with coffee.
00:22:56.000 None of this makes sense.
00:22:57.000 It doesn't make sense to me.
00:22:58.000 I read through the article a little bit and I hate myself for having done so.
00:23:01.000 It did say that, here's why, because on slave ships they brought coffee over, so that's one of the roots, and also when slaves, obviously right, slavery bad, we have to say that apparently every single time that we mention it, they actually brewed and served coffee, so that's how it has its roots in racism, and I'm like, well that's pretty much every product on the planet, like I think you also served water to people.
00:23:23.000 I was about to say water, we've got to be in water now.
00:23:25.000 I'm pretty sure he also served slaves to people.
00:23:28.000 Guys, we know where this all came from.
00:23:28.000 How about meat?
00:23:30.000 Slavery was okay.
00:23:31.000 No!
00:23:31.000 This is all Liberation Theology, the Carnegie Endowment.
00:23:34.000 Yes.
00:23:34.000 In the 1940s they said, how are we going to divide America and get them to accept communism, but a communism that corporations control, where they're above it, but use it to basically monopolize society.
00:23:43.000 And they said, We're going to create racial and cultural divisions and fissures at every level.
00:23:49.000 So for someone that's not been brainwashed, this seems ridiculous.
00:23:52.000 But for young people in high school, in college, they actually believe that everything's racist, everything's evil, everything's out to get them.
00:24:00.000 They don't understand that they're being programmed with a playbook by the real anti-humans that want to divide and conquer us.
00:24:06.000 So this all seems nonsensical, but they're being funded with grants, guaranteed, all these groups are, to put out this nonsense.
00:24:14.000 It's a playbook.
00:24:14.000 They're not idiots.
00:24:15.000 They're not whacked out leftists.
00:24:17.000 This is a playbook to screw people up.
00:24:19.000 No, you're right.
00:24:20.000 It's a lie.
00:24:20.000 And that's the same thing when we talk about COVID.
00:24:22.000 People say, oh, they might have not communicated.
00:24:23.000 No, they lied to you.
00:24:24.000 Also, something important to note, by the way, coffee is a very important export in many countries in Africa, by the way, particularly like Ethiopia, Kenya, South America, obviously.
00:24:32.000 And if you want to talk about the history of coffee and slavery, I don't know if you know this, but there was something called the Boston Tea Party in the Boston Harbor where we dumped tea into the water and decided to switch to coffee, which actually was kind of a good thing that the tea party happened before they had switched to coffee.
00:24:46.000 Can you imagine the damage that would have been done on a few cups of Joe as opposed to that weak-ass tea?
00:24:51.000 They switched over, which then, you know, the United States did have a civil war to end slavery.
00:24:55.000 Before that, you were part of the English colonies, and you provided tea, whatever they wanted.
00:24:59.000 Tea is the same thing.
00:25:00.000 People came to the West, and all the groups were here killing each other.
00:25:04.000 Europeans were in Europe killing each other.
00:25:05.000 The Native Americans were here killing each other.
00:25:07.000 The people in Asia were there killing each other.
00:25:09.000 The Africans were killing each other.
00:25:10.000 Humans are all the same.
00:25:11.000 We act the same, the same way over and over again.
00:25:13.000 But yes, it's true.
00:25:14.000 The Westerners came here for gold and silver and tobacco and coffee and all these things and tomatoes and potatoes.
00:25:22.000 None of that was in Europe.
00:25:24.000 And that's why we started the trade out of the Middle East into Asia to bring all those great spices over.
00:25:30.000 So, remember AOC about five years ago?
00:25:33.000 She said we need to get rid of cauliflower.
00:25:36.000 It's racist because it's white.
00:25:39.000 Folks, if you think I'm joking, she said we need to plant... I'm okay with that one though.
00:25:42.000 I don't like cauliflower.
00:25:43.000 But that's my point is, it turns out it's from Africa.
00:25:47.000 By the way, I like cauliflower with cheese sauce and stuff on it.
00:25:49.000 The point is, is that she knows what she's doing.
00:25:51.000 They're territorializing and making everything where young kids hear this and go, oh my god, it's a white vegetable, it's evil.
00:25:57.000 I mean, this is mental illness, folks.
00:25:58.000 Yeah, well, also, cauliflower is probably not good for you with cheese.
00:26:03.000 Well, it's good for you with cheese.
00:26:03.000 Really?
00:26:04.000 It's probably not the cheese whiz.
00:26:05.000 It's not if it's 90% cheese.
00:26:07.000 It's like the salad that I dump bacon into.
00:26:10.000 It's no longer healthy.
00:26:11.000 Alright, so back to the topic at hand.
00:26:12.000 By the way, Slave Masters ate pork, so that's racist too.
00:26:17.000 Actually, there's still rules, I believe, in the books in Maryland that you can only serve slaves shellfish crustaceans a maximum of three times a week because it was slave food.
00:26:24.000 You know, like lobster, crab, because they were on the boats.
00:26:26.000 And I don't know if it's still in the books, but I know it was in the 1990s.
00:26:29.000 So here's another thing, by the way.
00:26:31.000 This doesn't just come from AFRU.
00:26:33.000 Here's someone making the same point, but in a way that is self-effacing, that's friendly, that bridges the gap.
00:26:39.000 I don't know if you know this.
00:26:39.000 Shaq.
00:26:40.000 He actually talked about turning up his nose at the idea of coffee because he said, ah, black people don't really drink coffee.
00:26:45.000 Here you go.
00:26:46.000 So you've had a lot of great business deals.
00:26:50.000 One of your biggest business regrets, Starbucks and Howard Schultz.
00:26:57.000 So my agent calls me up and he says, Howard Schultz wants to do business with you.
00:27:01.000 And I'm like, coffee.
00:27:04.000 Because growing up in my household, never seen a black person drink coffee.
00:27:09.000 So it was my thought process that black people didn't drink coffee.
00:27:12.000 Well, a big swing and a miss there, Shaq, but Magic Johnson, along with his very successful movie theaters, he did invest.
00:27:19.000 He was the owner of over 100 Starbucks locations, which again just shows you that, hey, black people are allowed to have differing opinions, differing investment mindsets, opportunities.
00:27:29.000 But it looks like, by the way, Shaq may have actually known a little bit better than Magic.
00:27:33.000 Meanwhile, you know what's not racist is 100,000 down a year from fentanyl, the school's all basically failing, war in the streets, and then meanwhile, leftists are telling us, worry about coffee, it's evil.
00:27:45.000 Well sure, but here's the thing though, there are some companies, we do need to be fair here, there are some companies, coffee companies, that surprise us, that are incredibly racist, and we actually have exclusive footage, Hootie, who experienced this in the office, made us aware of just how racist coffee has become.
00:28:03.000 13% of the population gets 52% of the...
00:28:06.000 Well that doesn't seem like it should be a commercially available product.
00:28:14.000 I didn't know they had talking cups like that.
00:28:14.000 No.
00:28:16.000 No, it's once you pop, the racism don't stop.
00:28:18.000 So God help you, by the way, if you also want to drive to go get a coffee, because apparently driving in a car perpetuates income inequality.
00:28:27.000 This is from Salon.
00:28:28.000 Among the poorest Americans who cannot afford cars, nearly half of all their trips occur without any form of motorized transportation, while more than a quarter Will occur using transit.
00:28:38.000 Hold on a second, hold on a second.
00:28:39.000 Don't you want people to not use cars?
00:28:41.000 That's what I thought.
00:28:42.000 Well that's all 15-minute city stuff.
00:28:44.000 That's the excuse to get rid of the cars because if everybody can't have them, you can't have them.
00:28:48.000 Right.
00:28:49.000 So we have coffee now, now we have cars, and by the way, they're saying the same thing that we've said, only they're decrying it racist.
00:28:54.000 I've been saying living in big cities is what leftists want you to do.
00:28:57.000 Because they want you poor, they want you dependent on government transportation, and they're saying Look at people who are poor!
00:28:57.000 Why?
00:29:02.000 They're dependent on government transportation, right?
00:29:04.000 So are you encouraging them to move out to the suburbs?
00:29:06.000 Are you encouraging them to live autonomous, self-sufficient, rural lifestyles?
00:29:11.000 You want them in those cities, and then bitch about environmental racism because they live in big cities where there's smog in the air.
00:29:11.000 No, no.
00:29:18.000 Then bitch about the fact that they don't have cars because it must be racist.
00:29:20.000 Hey, guess what?
00:29:21.000 Everyone out there, black, red, yellow, white, if you follow our advice, Live out somewhere where you have your own car, where hopefully you can grow your own food, or at least go to a grocery store and not become the victim of a knockout game.
00:29:31.000 That's what Thomas Jefferson said.
00:29:33.000 He said the way to unify the country, and he envisioned it into slavery.
00:29:37.000 He even wanted to put it in the first Declaration of Independence and then the Constitution, but he was unable to get it through.
00:29:42.000 But he envisioned Everybody, even if you lived and worked in the city, you should have some type of farm outside town because it created a unity of culture and a yeoman farmer system.
00:29:54.000 And he said if the public ever got domesticated by not knowing how to farm and cut off from the land, that we would basically degenerate into what we are now.
00:30:02.000 So it literally is a moral issue to be tied to the land.
00:30:08.000 We'll even look at the Model Cities program, right?
00:30:09.000 We look at what happened under Lyndon Johnson.
00:30:11.000 Detroit was a beacon of freedom.
00:30:12.000 They picked Detroit as the model city.
00:30:14.000 They said, hey, we want to launch this Model Cities for central urbanized planning.
00:30:17.000 Detroit's the wealthiest city in the country.
00:30:17.000 What do we do?
00:30:19.000 Let's take credit for it and destroy it.
00:30:21.000 Hey, Alex, I want to hear you.
00:30:23.000 Tell people to smash the rumble button who are watching right now.
00:30:26.000 I want you to crush that Rumble button right now like you are punching the Deep State right in the nose.
00:30:31.000 They can't stand it.
00:30:33.000 And Rumble's leading the fight when it comes to allowing free speech and then devastating the corporate giants.
00:30:42.000 So free speech is here.
00:30:43.000 And I'll give you the guy's number there, Rumble, because I know you said you lost it.
00:30:46.000 Yeah.
00:30:46.000 No, they're good people.
00:30:46.000 Yes.
00:30:47.000 They really are.
00:30:48.000 They're free speech people.
00:30:49.000 We have a month of Mug Club free... Why are you guys laughing?
00:30:53.000 You knew this show was going to be this way.
00:30:55.000 It's awesome.
00:30:56.000 I'm being pretty subdued.
00:30:56.000 I love it.
00:30:57.000 No, no.
00:30:58.000 I get it.
00:30:59.000 It's just we have to draft them with these topics.
00:31:00.000 Otherwise, it'll be a two-hour show.
00:31:02.000 And you'll be here tomorrow as well.
00:31:03.000 Look, I skipped the Adderall today, okay?
00:31:04.000 Did you?
00:31:06.000 I don't think you did.
00:31:07.000 I always do.
00:31:09.000 Liar!
00:31:11.000 This next segment is set up for you.
00:31:13.000 I'm totally happy.
00:31:15.000 I'm just saying I'm behaving myself.
00:31:16.000 I want to go shoot the Walther.
00:31:18.000 No, we're not going to go shoot the Walther because we're in a residential area.
00:31:22.000 Like the time you came here and landed on the street in your helicopter.
00:31:26.000 A residential street.
00:31:27.000 You know I had to deal with the cops after that.
00:31:29.000 That's true.
00:31:29.000 I wouldn't admit to that.
00:31:30.000 No, he did not.
00:31:31.000 He landed on a farm that Thomas Jefferson once owned.
00:31:34.000 Allegedly!
00:31:35.000 Thomas Jefferson said, if everybody has a helicopter, everybody needs a Blackhawk.
00:31:42.000 That's how you get to the rural area that way.
00:31:45.000 I'm not going to drive two hours to this ranch.
00:31:48.000 30 minutes in a helicopter.
00:31:51.000 The reason I was here in a helicopter, it's not my helicopter, the reason I was here in a helicopter was because the roads were closed.
00:31:59.000 That was the blizzard.
00:32:00.000 You didn't have to come here in a helicopter.
00:32:03.000 I told you we could just have you next week.
00:32:04.000 Don't worry Crowder, I'm already on my way.
00:32:08.000 I think that actually happened.
00:32:10.000 It did happen.
00:32:10.000 It did happen.
00:32:11.000 It did happen that way.
00:32:12.000 I talk about it in my stand-up.
00:32:13.000 I have like 10 minutes of Alex Jones stories.
00:32:15.000 Next time I'm in Austin, we can go over it.
00:32:17.000 And people love it.
00:32:18.000 When I say your name, they go absolutely nuts.
00:32:20.000 Okay, this one's teed up for you.
00:32:22.000 It's T-Ball, okay?
00:32:23.000 Lindsey Graham.
00:32:25.000 Oh yeah, the bitch!
00:32:26.000 So, he was on the Daily Show last night, hosted by Al Franken, for those of you who don't remember Al Franken.
00:32:32.000 Do you have it there?
00:32:32.000 This guy.
00:32:33.000 Yeah, that guy.
00:32:35.000 So, he said some really dumb things about Ukraine.
00:32:38.000 And this is where you see the increasing disconnect, not just between the deep state, as Alex calls them, or the establishment, if you want to call them that, not just Democrats, but even Republicans, who claim to be your representatives, and the average American conservative with our views on the Ukraine.
00:32:51.000 which brings us to this week's Insane in the Ukraine.
00:32:53.000 Alex thinks he's on an acid trip.
00:33:05.000 No, every time I see the Zelinsky clip and then I know it's real and I found even more stuff, it's not bad that he's in high heels and leather dancing and grabbing men's butts.
00:33:15.000 It's that the word is there's a lot more than that going on.
00:33:18.000 And so just like Macron, they've been put in power because they're totally compromised.
00:33:22.000 I miss the days when it was just Dominic Strauss-Kahn got a little handsy.
00:33:25.000 Exactly.
00:33:26.000 Well, and here's the deal.
00:33:27.000 At least he's not groping small children.
00:33:29.000 Yes.
00:33:30.000 He's just grabbing men's butts.
00:33:30.000 Well, yeah.
00:33:31.000 Yeah, exactly.
00:33:32.000 I mean, look.
00:33:33.000 I'm not even sure that's him.
00:33:34.000 I don't even know if that's true.
00:33:35.000 It did look like him.
00:33:36.000 So, okay, speaking to Frank and Lindsey Graham, and I want to hear your opinions on this here regarding Ukraine and Russia, and I understand that it's more nuanced to use the word that a lot of people use when they want to... You know Lindsey Graham has a crush on Zelensky.
00:33:49.000 Okay.
00:33:52.000 A World War III crush.
00:33:53.000 Yes, there you go!
00:33:55.000 Because here's Lindsey Graham.
00:33:57.000 Thank you, thank you for laying it out for me.
00:33:59.000 Advocating the United States join the war in Ukraine.
00:34:03.000 Let's find some common ground.
00:34:07.000 For example, Ukraine.
00:34:09.000 We both believe that this is the vital interest of the United States.
00:34:13.000 Yeah, Putin sucks, but that's common ground, right?
00:34:17.000 It's a bold move, Cotton.
00:34:19.000 You should be in jail.
00:34:20.000 How about that?
00:34:21.000 I'm trying to be helpful.
00:34:22.000 I think the Ukrainians need F-16s yesterday.
00:34:24.000 I think I would do more on the military front, but we're in it together, right?
00:34:28.000 I want to help the administration where I can.
00:34:30.000 So here's something that I know that Al is just going to want to get into, right?
00:34:33.000 So Graham wants to send F-16s, okay?
00:34:35.000 He wants to do more militarily.
00:34:36.000 Here's something that you should know.
00:34:37.000 Not saying this would be why, but Lockheed Martin, the maker of the F-16, is one of the top donors to Lindsey Graham.
00:34:44.000 And of course, Graham has other justifications for the unending support of Ukraine.
00:34:50.000 Which, look, can we all agree here?
00:34:52.000 Like, this is, well, I don't want to put words in your mouth.
00:34:54.000 As far as I'm concerned, these are two bags of crap fighting each other.
00:34:58.000 Ukraine is not a bastion of freedom and democracy, and certainly Russia, I'm no fan of Putin.
00:35:04.000 Not a fan of either.
00:35:05.000 Is that a fair assessment?
00:35:06.000 And this was an entirely avoidable problem.
00:35:06.000 Yes, that's fair.
00:35:08.000 Yes.
00:35:09.000 The Slavic Civil War.
00:35:10.000 Yeah.
00:35:11.000 Yeah.
00:35:11.000 I mean, Russia actually started in Ukraine over a thousand years ago.
00:35:15.000 It's a whole story about how that happened.
00:35:17.000 Then the Muslims took over for a while.
00:35:19.000 All that was left was the Moscow tribe.
00:35:21.000 They came and kicked the Muslims out after 100 years, became the big heroes.
00:35:25.000 That's the founding of Russia is Ukraine.
00:35:27.000 So yes, you've had the Catholic and the Orthodox side since then, since the liberation, battling
00:35:33.000 for 800 years or so over who's going to run it.
00:35:37.000 And it is an ancient, basically, crypts versus bloods.
00:35:40.000 Right, exactly.
00:35:41.000 So they're the same genetics, but they're fighting over color.
00:35:44.000 And you can say that Putin and his offensive maneuver and him attacking is horrible, but you can also identify that there's a certain percentage of Ukrainians who identify as ethnic Russians.
00:35:53.000 In other words, there are some complications here that you may not understand as Americans, and I just don't believe that we should be sending over bodies or money.
00:36:00.000 It's not our war.
00:36:01.000 You comment below and let me know what you think.
00:36:03.000 Of course, Lindsey World War III Graham.
00:36:04.000 That should be his new nickname.
00:36:05.000 It is.
00:36:06.000 It has other justifications.
00:36:07.000 So let's go through the claims here as to why Lindsey Graham thinks we need to get more engaged.
00:36:13.000 There's also a lot of irony too.
00:36:15.000 Yes, yes.
00:36:15.000 And we'll get into that.
00:36:16.000 So here's claim number one is that saving Ukraine is the equivalent to saving democracy.
00:36:22.000 He's trying to destroy a neighboring democracy.
00:36:25.000 He hates democracy, Putin.
00:36:26.000 And I will just say this to President Putin.
00:36:29.000 If you invade the Ukraine, you will destroy the ability of future presidents to treat you and Russia as normal.
00:36:35.000 You'll long for the good old days of the Cold War, because every president in the future will pound you.
00:36:41.000 And every Congress in the future will pound you if you dismantle this democracy.
00:36:46.000 So be careful what you wish for, my friend.
00:36:48.000 That's what I was going to say.
00:36:49.000 Wishful thinking.
00:36:50.000 Pounding!
00:36:51.000 Pound me!
00:36:52.000 Pound me!
00:36:53.000 They will, uh, pound you.
00:36:55.000 Oh, McCain!
00:36:56.000 Pound me!
00:36:57.000 Dang it!
00:36:58.000 My friends, my friends!
00:37:00.000 I'll pound my friends!
00:37:01.000 So!
00:37:03.000 Get in here!
00:37:04.000 Get on the desk!
00:37:05.000 Bring it in!
00:37:06.000 Lindsey!
00:37:07.000 Get on the desk!
00:37:07.000 Lindsey!
00:37:08.000 Lindsey, get on the desk!
00:37:09.000 But, not above my shoulders!
00:37:11.000 Not above my shoulders!
00:37:12.000 Pound you on the desk!
00:37:13.000 You're hurting my legs!
00:37:14.000 Wheelbarrow!
00:37:15.000 Wheelbarrow, so I can do this!
00:37:17.000 I get it.
00:37:18.000 Just don't say, oh, you're not gonna... No, it's just we're talking about Don... I don't care.
00:37:20.000 Whatever.
00:37:21.000 You can go watch it on Rumble because YouTube can piss off.
00:37:24.000 So here's the truth.
00:37:25.000 Ukraine is hardly a bastion of democracy.
00:37:27.000 Again, all references are publicly available at louderwithcracker.com.
00:37:30.000 You can check the references below.
00:37:32.000 They've outlawed all political parties, including ones that are pro-war.
00:37:36.000 They have taken over all the TV, all the radio, all the media and unified it.
00:37:40.000 If anyone even criticizes the war, they're locked up in camps, and Zelensky's now banned the oldest church in Ukraine, the Orthodox Church.
00:37:48.000 There's a little bit more to that though, the Orthodox Church and their ties with Putin, right?
00:37:51.000 Well certainly, it's all the same, yeah.
00:37:53.000 But they also, by the way, with all of that said, Ukraine is rated as the second most corrupt country in all of Europe.
00:37:59.000 Russia's number one.
00:38:00.000 That's why I say...
00:38:02.000 Let's break off the pool cue and let's have tryouts.
00:38:05.000 I don't care at this point.
00:38:06.000 And by the way, the rankings are determined by public sector corruption.
00:38:09.000 So that includes bribery, unlawful, unethical practices.
00:38:12.000 If you're talking about money laundering, this is something that is well known.
00:38:15.000 It has been documented by even the international governing agencies who really, really want you to go to war for Ukraine.
00:38:22.000 So, saving Ukraine is saving democracy?
00:38:24.000 Not exactly.
00:38:25.000 Not exactly.
00:38:26.000 And by the way, this is the country that wants you to believe Hunter Biden is worth millions of dollars a year.
00:38:29.000 Yes, you are.
00:38:31.000 Oh, my word.
00:38:32.000 Yeah.
00:38:32.000 Burisma.
00:38:33.000 Here's another truth.
00:38:35.000 Democracy really isn't the main consideration when we're talking about foreign policy here.
00:38:39.000 The U.S.
00:38:39.000 doesn't have the power to defend every democratic movement in the world, nor should we, by the way.
00:38:45.000 We tried, we failed, over and over in the Middle East.
00:38:47.000 You guys know that.
00:38:48.000 That worked like a charm, didn't it?
00:38:49.000 Yeah, you can't find any better.
00:38:50.000 Well, that's what I was going to say about the full clip, because before we went live, your producer was going to show me some of the clips we were going to be playing, and I'd already seen the clip, but Graham goes on to say, You can't just go and invade countries and rewrite their borders and put in new governments.
00:39:06.000 You've got to go to war with a country that does that.
00:39:09.000 And I'm just thinking, wow, the U.S.
00:39:10.000 in the last century is the champion of doing that.
00:39:13.000 And sure, maybe we had reasons.
00:39:15.000 The point is, by his rules, the United States is far worse than Russia.
00:39:20.000 Yeah, I don't know that I would agree with it because the United States doesn't take over the land.
00:39:24.000 In other words, I would say proof positive that the U.S.
00:39:25.000 isn't just like, like Russia would take over Ukraine if they could.
00:39:28.000 The fact is, Canada couldn't stop us if they tried their mighty best.
00:39:31.000 We could take them over by 2 o'clock today.
00:39:33.000 So, yeah, we kind of have these proxy wars, but then we maintain interest in trading as opposed to just actually taking over land.
00:39:39.000 Well, we just have the corporations take them over.
00:39:40.000 Look, I love America and what's left of it.
00:39:42.000 I'm not saying America is worse than Russia.
00:39:45.000 I'm saying the irony of his statement that you can't just invade countries.
00:39:49.000 Right, yes.
00:39:50.000 What are you doing?
00:39:51.000 To put a fighter plane on him.
00:39:54.000 Now watch me advocate by proxy invading this country.
00:39:57.000 He's usually swinging by chandeliers.
00:39:58.000 Attack!
00:39:59.000 Invade!
00:39:59.000 Attack!
00:40:00.000 Invade!
00:40:01.000 By the way, in World War II, the U.S.
00:40:03.000 allied with the Soviets, right?
00:40:05.000 And we keep allies like Saudi Arabia to hedge against Iran.
00:40:07.000 Sometimes you ally yourselves with bad people.
00:40:09.000 I understand that.
00:40:12.000 The point is, it's not as simple as democracy, good, everything else bad.
00:40:15.000 And certainly not as you're applying it to Ukraine and Russia, where neither one really has something like democracy.
00:40:20.000 And they both have leadership that is incredibly bad, which you're not allowed to say in a lot of places on YouTube right now.
00:40:26.000 This may be fact-checked as misinformation, right?
00:40:27.000 Because they've decided to get rid of non-pro-Ukraine.
00:40:31.000 Those are the words, not anti-Ukraine narratives.
00:40:33.000 Non-pro-Ukraine narrative.
00:40:35.000 So if you're on YouTube, head on over to Rumble right now.
00:40:37.000 Head on over to Rumble, and of course we're going to be going for another full 45 minutes or hour with Alex Jones.
00:40:42.000 Free Mug Club all month.
00:40:43.000 LatterEarthCreditor.com slash Mug Club.
00:40:45.000 We can flip them the bird as long as you join.
00:40:47.000 But do not visit MadMaxWorld.tv.
00:40:50.000 Right.
00:40:51.000 MadMaxWorld.tv at noon Eastern.
00:40:53.000 Do not visit.
00:40:54.000 Because you will not be there.
00:40:55.000 You're not allowed to go to MadMaxWorld.tv.
00:40:57.000 And you won't be there.
00:40:59.000 I will not be at InfoWars.com or anywhere.
00:41:00.000 You will not be anywhere.
00:41:02.000 I deserve to not be there.
00:41:04.000 Nothingness.
00:41:05.000 Alright, let's go on to the next claim with Lindsey Graham.
00:41:08.000 Claim number two.
00:41:08.000 He says, we have to stand up to Ukraine now, Alex, in order to deter China.
00:41:14.000 Roll clip.
00:41:15.000 If you believe pulling the plug on Ukraine makes China less provocative, you should not be allowed to drive in South Carolina.
00:41:24.000 So China's watching right now.
00:41:25.000 You shouldn't be allowed to drive in South Carolina, Mr. Cataracts-in-Chief.
00:41:30.000 I love that that was the insult that he threw.
00:41:32.000 You should not be allowed to drive.
00:41:33.000 You should not be allowed to drive in South Carolina.
00:41:34.000 Oh, so take away something else that we don't want to do.
00:41:37.000 It makes me racist if I drive!
00:41:39.000 We just covered this!
00:41:40.000 Especially if I'm drinking coffee.
00:41:42.000 So, here's the truth.
00:41:45.000 Our unlimited support and unwavering support to Ukraine, it actually hurts our ability to deter China.
00:41:50.000 Now again, this is the idea of short-term gains.
00:41:52.000 It supercharges China, it unifies them with Russia, it forces them to do deals in oil and gas, and with India.
00:41:59.000 Blowing up the Nord Stream only helped Russia increase their overall sales prices, and as you pointed out, almost all of our weapons are now depleted.
00:42:07.000 Right, that's exactly the point, right?
00:42:08.000 So this is actually a quote I believe from Assistant Secretary of Defense for Strategy and Force Development Elbridge Colby said that if we could favorably end the war quickly, that would be great, but what realistic prospect is there of that?
00:42:19.000 Sending Ukraine some F-16s is not going to alter that.
00:42:21.000 It's a massive war of attrition, and Russia is gearing up for a long war.
00:42:24.000 And like you just said, here's a really uncomfortable truth, right?
00:42:27.000 You've galvanized sort of China to side with Russia.
00:42:29.000 We talked about that.
00:42:30.000 We did a whole hour segment not that long ago with you and Gingersnap, so GGPing's there right now.
00:42:34.000 Yeah, absolutely.
00:42:35.000 Right now, this very moment.
00:42:37.000 I don't know how to do the time difference.
00:42:38.000 I can't go through the anguish of adding six, whatever the hell it is.
00:42:42.000 So, supplying the Ukraine with weapons, look, this is something that you need.
00:42:47.000 The economy is not a zero-sum game, right?
00:42:49.000 You can build more pies.
00:42:50.000 You can't just build more carriers.
00:42:51.000 You can't just build more Fs.
00:42:52.000 It's very expensive.
00:42:53.000 It depletes our weapons stockpile.
00:42:53.000 It takes time.
00:42:56.000 So this was also something Colby commented on saying, arguing right now that we must defend Taiwan by defending Ukraine strains credulity.
00:43:03.000 It doesn't make much sense.
00:43:04.000 If the war goes on, continuing to sap the United States resources and resolve as China grows in strength in Asia, the argument will become increasingly absurd.
00:43:13.000 So we've so far spent or committed more than a hundred Because I don't know what's spent versus committed.
00:43:17.000 $113 billion, give or take a few billion to Ukraine.
00:43:21.000 We've also committed an entire host of weapons.
00:43:24.000 And just to be clear, this is just from the fact sheet, and Alex, you probably are super familiar with this, by the State Department, assuming we trust them.
00:43:34.000 We have given the Ukraine over 1,600 Stinger missiles, 8,500 Javelin missiles, 54,000 other anti-armor systems and munitions, 100,000 rounds of small arms ammunition.
00:43:43.000 100 million, sorry.
00:43:44.000 Oh my gosh, I misread that.
00:43:45.000 You forgot some zeros.
00:43:46.000 Admonish me.
00:43:47.000 Someone needs to admonish.
00:43:48.000 100 million.
00:43:52.000 That's almost as many as you have on your Jefferson farm.
00:43:55.000 And then hundreds of thousands of various other artillery.
00:43:59.000 Does that sound about right, as far as depleting our military, Alex?
00:44:02.000 Well, that's it.
00:44:03.000 The United States is basically out of ammo.
00:44:06.000 And Russia's running out too, but as you said, they're gearing up, they're digging in, and the Warhawks are just licking their lips, because as you said, they're talking about a trillion dollar defense budget.
00:44:17.000 Right.
00:44:17.000 Wow.
00:44:19.000 Just on defense.
00:44:20.000 Yeah, and we're depleted, and there was a recent grading that came out that said the United States military preparedness is at an all-time low as far as modern Well, and this is what pisses me off.
00:44:27.000 The conversation that we had, GingerSnap and I, it was a different conversation than because if we could have ended this thing early, yes, end it.
00:44:35.000 Immediately.
00:44:35.000 Right?
00:44:36.000 Russia moves in and takes Ukraine, immediately get it taken care of.
00:44:40.000 If you let it go on, everything that Alex just said happens, right?
00:44:43.000 We deplete munitions, we make sure that we don't have anything to be able to fight a war, but we also push China into the arms of Russia because these guys are enemies.
00:44:50.000 They're not naturally bedfellows, right?
00:44:52.000 And now, The enemy of my enemy is my friend, and so these guys are doing business together.
00:44:56.000 That only makes it worse, knowing that we're not going to put an end to this, that we're going to drag it out forever.
00:45:00.000 And if you want to go take Taiwan, it looks like now's the right time to do it.
00:45:04.000 China?
00:45:04.000 Yeah.
00:45:05.000 It just makes that... And Taiwan actually matters to the United States more.
00:45:08.000 We're not saying that we necessarily need to get into a war, but if we wanted to be prepared for something that would affect the rest of the world... Sorry, we don't need Ukraine for anything.
00:45:15.000 through the South China Sea. Yeah. And if you expand on that, Xi Jinping is literally there
00:45:20.000 sizing up Russia and Putin's commitment to watch his flank when they move on Taiwan and the word
00:45:26.000 is they can move in the next few months. Yeah, except Xi Jinping got stuck in a tree trying to
00:45:29.000 get the honeybees. Yes, he did.
00:45:32.000 Oh, you're gonna get Joe Biden.
00:45:34.000 And by the way, if you want an actual strategic plan, it would be better to look at something
00:45:36.000 like what Governor Ron DeSantis, and by the way, him and Donald Trump actually agree a
00:45:40.000 lot as far as it relates to Ukraine.
00:45:42.000 This is one area where they share quite a bit of commonality.
00:45:43.000 He said, while the US has many vital national interests, securing our
00:45:46.000 securing our borders, addressing the crisis of readiness with our military, achieving
00:45:49.000 energy security and independence, and checking the economic, cultural, and military power
00:45:52.000 of the Chinese Communist Party, becoming further entangled in a territorial dispute between
00:45:57.000 Ukraine and Russia is not one of them."
00:46:01.000 And he understands, obviously there are trade-offs, and Graham understands the Lockheed Martin
00:46:05.000 checks.
00:46:06.000 And this goes back to Alex, when we were talking about, yeah I was on your show, we were talking
00:46:09.000 about sort of the issues here with why we went with Rumble.
00:46:12.000 And please go over and if you want to keep supporting what we do, like I said, join my
00:46:15.000 It's a month free.
00:46:15.000 You get to see if you like it.
00:46:16.000 If not, you can bounce.
00:46:20.000 We constantly wonder, right, there's a lot of money in the conservative movement.
00:46:23.000 There are plenty of people, there are a lot of billionaires, there are a lot of, and by the way, I'm not saying, a lot of them, their heart is in the right place.
00:46:23.000 We know that.
00:46:28.000 Yeah.
00:46:29.000 But then you look at the people who represent you.
00:46:30.000 We talked yesterday about Section 230.
00:46:32.000 We talked about senators and congressmen and all this grandstanding, right, they have all these Senate hearings, and then nothing actually gets done.
00:46:37.000 When we had control of pretty much everything, the courts, the House, the White House, nothing was done with 230.
00:46:41.000 You wonder why.
00:46:42.000 Let me also ask you this.
00:46:44.000 I've never met a Lindsey Graham fan.
00:46:47.000 I've never met a Mitt Romney fan.
00:46:48.000 I've never met a John McCain fan.
00:46:50.000 I've never met a Paul Ryan fan.
00:46:52.000 You're also hard-pressed to find a McCarthy fan.
00:46:55.000 People say, okay, maybe win some, lose some.
00:46:56.000 But the point is, how are these people always in the positions of greatest power within the party, and it completely disconnects with what you, the average American at home, actually believe?
00:47:08.000 How is that the representative?
00:47:10.000 I think you do.
00:47:10.000 I have the answer.
00:47:11.000 It's called straight party voting.
00:47:13.000 And they've been there 10, 20, 30, 40 years in the case of the turtle, Mitch McConnell.
00:47:18.000 And so it's just institutionalized that nobody really runs against them or they've got 50 times the money if they have a primary challenger.
00:47:26.000 The corporate media blocks them out.
00:47:28.000 And so in very rare cases, we're able to take them out.
00:47:31.000 With Trump, despite all his issues, he was able to ride in on the populist Tea Party
00:47:35.000 wave that built with Ron Paul and you and so many others and myself, countless others
00:47:40.000 promoting freedom.
00:47:41.000 That's what scares the Republican and Democrat establishment is that what Trump rode in on
00:47:46.000 is what could take over a party.
00:47:48.000 And so we actually have a two-party system again.
00:47:50.000 The Democrats are the party of globalism and communism and collapse and the new world order.
00:47:56.000 And the Republican Party is a mix of neocons and bluebloods and the new populist vein that's
00:48:01.000 almost taken it over.
00:48:03.000 So we're very, very close to actually having two parties again in this country and that's why the power structure and the Uniparty is so scared.
00:48:10.000 That's actually a very good point.
00:48:10.000 We are close to having two parties again because we'll say, the two-party system.
00:48:13.000 No, we're not living with a two-party system right now.
00:48:15.000 We are absolutely not.
00:48:16.000 We really are in a uniparty system.
00:48:18.000 The two-party system is certainly better than the parliamentary system.
00:48:20.000 I come from Canada where you can have Prime Minister Blackface get 30-something percent of the vote.
00:48:23.000 But I hope you like your weed as you sit in your 14-day quarantine in a camp.
00:48:28.000 And by the way, show Alex you love him there in the comments section, whether you're on Rumble or you're on YouTube.
00:48:33.000 And let us know, third chair's going to be rotating.
00:48:36.000 Who else do you want to see in there?
00:48:37.000 We have a lot of people coming in here.
00:48:38.000 It's always fun when Alex is in the studio.
00:48:40.000 Do not go to MadMaxDutch.
00:48:42.000 What is it, MadMax.TV?
00:48:43.000 It's MadMaxWorld.TV.
00:48:45.000 That's just the latest URL, because they block our URLs all the time to try to share the evil place you're not supposed to go at 12 Eastern today.
00:48:52.000 Yeah, where you won't be, and MadMaxWorld.TV doesn't exist.
00:48:56.000 But this is an important story here.
00:48:58.000 The D.C.
00:48:59.000 Deputy Mayor, John Falciccio, if I have that right, Falciccio, I don't care, resigned his post after facing, quote, serious allegations of sexual harassment.
00:49:07.000 According to Axios, the allegations were not detailed.
00:49:10.000 Thank God.
00:49:10.000 But involve unwelcome advances in sexual contact.
00:49:15.000 And this might sound like local news, but we always think it's important to cover this behavior.
00:49:19.000 Look, this is true.
00:49:20.000 But there's also the flip side of that, which is you don't know what constitutes sexual misconduct.
00:49:25.000 And it makes everyone nervous.
00:49:27.000 Like you said, we have beautiful women in this office.
00:49:28.000 I don't even look them in the eyes.
00:49:30.000 Well, you're also a married man.
00:49:31.000 Well, I also don't look any woman in the eyes.
00:49:33.000 Period.
00:49:34.000 Especially if they're white women.
00:49:35.000 Black women you can compliment.
00:49:36.000 Like, oh, you have beautiful skin.
00:49:38.000 They give you free stuff.
00:49:38.000 Oh, thank you.
00:49:39.000 That's a great point.
00:49:40.000 Remember a few years ago the Gillette commercials?
00:49:42.000 Where it shows like a guy saying hi to a girl and the other guy stops him.
00:49:45.000 Don't talk to women.
00:49:45.000 Right.
00:49:46.000 They're trying to say men can't talk to women, but we can have drag queen time with men scantily dressed shaking their butts in front of little kids.
00:49:54.000 Yeah.
00:49:54.000 What a pussy.
00:49:55.000 I mean, come on folks.
00:49:57.000 Whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:49:58.000 Did you hear that?
00:49:59.000 So you can see, as Mug Club expands, you really can't say those kinds of things.
00:50:02.000 No.
00:50:02.000 What? I called him a pussy.
00:50:03.000 Okay, alright, no, you've got to go.
00:50:04.000 We've all got to go.
00:50:05.000 They've got to go to HR.
00:50:06.000 You, Gerald hired HR.
00:50:07.000 I'm sorry.
00:50:08.000 But you can't talk that way.
00:50:09.000 We have women in the office.
00:50:10.000 We've got to go to HR.
00:50:11.000 We'll be back.
00:50:12.000 Come in.
00:50:13.000 So you can see that as Mug Club expands, you really can't say those kinds of things.
00:50:24.000 No.
00:50:25.000 No, I can't say why, Sam, at all.
00:50:28.000 Specifically, women don't react positively to using, as a derogatory term, their genitals.
00:50:37.000 You are the worst.
00:50:38.000 Who says it's derogatory?
00:50:40.000 Well, you use the word p***y as an insult.
00:50:44.000 So?
00:50:45.000 Using specifically something feminine as a slur is actually weaponizing gender language and it can be perceived as sexist.
00:50:52.000 What?
00:50:53.000 Oh, so that it's gendered.
00:50:55.000 It's a gender problem.
00:50:56.000 It's a gender thing.
00:50:57.000 Sam, I'm sorry.
00:50:58.000 I didn't realize it was a gender problem.
00:51:00.000 That's not the problem.
00:51:01.000 We can solve that.
00:51:02.000 I didn't want to target just one gender.
00:51:04.000 If it's gendered.
00:51:05.000 Yeah, especially if it's targeting one.
00:51:07.000 Well, do both.
00:51:08.000 Oh.
00:51:09.000 You're a d**k. What?
00:51:13.000 That's gendered.
00:51:16.000 F***ing d***face.
00:51:17.000 Alright, okay, sorry guys.
00:51:26.000 Sorry, guys.
00:51:28.000 Man, it's great you got HR right there next door.
00:51:30.000 I'm not a fan of it.
00:51:32.000 I don't know why Jared hired it.
00:51:33.000 Listen, I was trying to build an organization, okay?
00:51:35.000 I'm the CEO.
00:51:36.000 Well, why don't we then actually move the lawyer in here?
00:51:40.000 You can have the meetings right in this room.
00:51:41.000 You would spend five minutes with Sam from HR and regret your statement.
00:51:44.000 You would, yes.
00:51:46.000 He's the worst.
00:51:47.000 He's the pits.
00:51:47.000 I think he's tough.
00:51:48.000 I don't think he's a pussy.
00:51:49.000 No, he's not.
00:51:51.000 I am.
00:51:51.000 We're going to have to go back, Alex.
00:51:53.000 Be careful, please.
00:51:54.000 We just got lectured.
00:51:55.000 We're going to have to have him go to HR.
00:51:56.000 That's true.
00:51:57.000 Alright, I'm wondering if we have time.
00:51:59.000 Do we want to start the segment of Donald Trump and the voters of color?
00:52:01.000 Is there anything, by the way, going on out there, guys, with the Donald Trump arrest?
00:52:01.000 Yeah, let's do it.
00:52:04.000 You know, sometimes when we're in here, the outside world is sectioned off.
00:52:07.000 By the way, there's a great vibe in here.
00:52:09.000 I like this studio.
00:52:10.000 You kind of have to close off the world, right?
00:52:12.000 But then sometimes we're like, if something is happening, you guys have to let us know.
00:52:15.000 The air support out there.
00:52:17.000 I do want to ask him his opinion on it, what he thinks.
00:52:19.000 Alex Jones?
00:52:20.000 Yeah, so Alex, obviously, we covered this yesterday, right?
00:52:24.000 We were talking about it and I made the point today to Lane that it seems like he's playing 4D chess and there's not a lot of people on the planet that can out you for supposedly wanting to arrest them and then keep you from arresting them by doing it, right?
00:52:36.000 It seems like that's what he's done because they haven't done anything and it seems like they're kind of backing down.
00:52:39.000 Do you think that's what was going on or do you think they were ever going to arrest him in the first place?
00:52:43.000 Yeah, Alex, what do you think?
00:52:45.000 I believe that they intend to indict him today or tomorrow, but at the same time, the feds, years ago, before the statute of limitations ran out on this campaign finance issue of Stormy Daniels, didn't do it.
00:52:56.000 So the statute of limitations is over by two years.
00:52:59.000 It's all a fraud.
00:53:01.000 It's all a stunt.
00:53:02.000 But I think that they've got this Soros DA who's being pushed to do it, hoping that some of the other criminal investigations in D.C.
00:53:09.000 and in Georgia go ahead if he breaks the ice.
00:53:13.000 But yes, Trump is like an idiot savant, and I don't mean that mean.
00:53:18.000 Some things he does are really genius, some things aren't.
00:53:21.000 But yes, him coming out when the Secret Service was told, and we're getting ready, he's going to be indicted as early as next Tuesday, he called him on it, he criticized it, and then I think some higher up Democrats and people said, look, it's going to make him more popular, he's going to get the nomination now, he's going to win by a landslide, it's already vaulted him up in polls like 15, 20 points ahead of the Santas just since last week and so
00:53:43.000 it's blown up their face. But I, at the end of the day, think they're still going to be pig-headed
00:53:48.000 and either today or tomorrow or Wednesday go ahead with the indictment. But it's still up
00:53:54.000 in the air because I think so much pressure is being put on that DA even by smarter Democrats
00:54:00.000 that are saying, listen, you are going to basically energize Donald Trump. For sure. Do you think
00:54:06.000 there will be protests if he's indicted?
00:54:08.000 Oh, well, that's, I've got an issue with Trump on that and I'm not saying he didn't have the
00:54:12.000 right to say it.
00:54:14.000 I'm not saying he's wrong to say it, but I would have said it better.
00:54:17.000 We got set up on January 6th.
00:54:19.000 We know that now.
00:54:20.000 A million people came there.
00:54:22.000 A few hundred attacked the police.
00:54:23.000 The police hit themselves with tear gas.
00:54:25.000 We now have the footage.
00:54:26.000 That's how the first breach happened.
00:54:28.000 But then they waived in the other folks and have put almost a thousand of them in jail.
00:54:32.000 It's an American gulag.
00:54:34.000 It's absolutely terrible.
00:54:35.000 And then Trump says, Take our country back, protest, if I get indicted.
00:54:40.000 Well, you could see then how some people will think, take the country back, and then if some revocateurs do something, they can now point right at Trump and say, see, he basically pushed him to do this.
00:54:49.000 So it does look like he's trying to use the public to push right up to the edge, and I think in this powder keg, volatile situation we're in, we don't need to be like Antifa that just tried to burn down the police station in Atlanta two weeks ago.
00:55:01.000 We don't want to be like them out shooting people at four-way stops.
00:55:03.000 So they want violence because they're losing hearts and minds.
00:55:06.000 We don't want to be like Maxine Waters saying go out and get violent.
00:55:09.000 We want to be the opposite.
00:55:10.000 I get he's pissed.
00:55:11.000 I get it's wrong.
00:55:12.000 Someday there may be a 1776 issue where things are so bad we got to get physical.
00:55:16.000 But I think we should exhaust all the remedies first.
00:55:19.000 And I don't think if there is a violent revolution it should be randomly attacking police or Capitol buildings.
00:55:24.000 Of course.
00:55:25.000 It should be, you know, how George Washington would do it.
00:55:27.000 And I'm not wargaming that here, I'm just saying, war, physical war, is a very serious issue, and it shouldn't start in some riot.
00:55:34.000 Which I don't think he wanted, but like you're saying, he didn't word it maybe prudently.
00:55:38.000 There's one thing that's like, hey, protest, you know, protest, make your voices heard peacefully.
00:55:43.000 Which he did, by the way, on January 6th.
00:55:45.000 But this, just being in a written post, it'll be easy for the media to paint for sure.
00:55:49.000 He's got a lot of power.
00:55:50.000 And it'll allow them to plant provocateurs like Ray Epps again in there to provocateur some hotheads.
00:55:55.000 And so it's like, listen, if you're filling up your tractor with gasoline and it's your farm, do you have a right to smoke a cigarette while you're doing it?
00:56:02.000 Yeah, but it's probably something you shouldn't do.
00:56:04.000 And so he basically is lighting up a cigarette while he's playing with gasoline.
00:56:08.000 In light of January 6th, like you said, it's not... obviously the events of January 6th, like you said, a handful of people, a hundred people, a couple hundred people attacked the Capitol.
00:56:16.000 It's not that, it's how they used it to make headlines.
00:56:19.000 It's how they used it over and over and over.
00:56:21.000 And why is he feeding into that narrative?
00:56:23.000 Right.
00:56:23.000 But of course, his first post had typos and stuff.
00:56:26.000 It's kind of endearing that he was at 10 o'clock at night, he'd had like six or seven Big Macs.
00:56:30.000 Right.
00:56:31.000 And you know, half a container of What's the little speed pills he's always got on his desk?
00:56:38.000 Sudafed.
00:56:38.000 He's a Sudafed addict.
00:56:40.000 I don't really know if he did the Sudafed.
00:56:44.000 He has every right to be pissed.
00:56:45.000 He does.
00:56:46.000 He is a Sudafed addict.
00:56:48.000 Oh is he?
00:56:49.000 There's all these photos of him in his office.
00:56:52.000 Sudafed bottles everywhere.
00:56:53.000 Is that ephedrine in Sudafed?
00:56:55.000 Is that what it is?
00:56:55.000 Yeah.
00:56:56.000 I know like in bronchate and stuff for asthma.
00:56:58.000 He has every right to be pissed.
00:57:00.000 And I think, like what you're saying, the media will take this and it doesn't matter.
00:57:02.000 In other words, now, no matter what happens, if there's an act of violence at all, they will blame it on Donald Trump.
00:57:07.000 He should have added one word.
00:57:08.000 Peacefully protest against this judicial tyranny.
00:57:12.000 Yeah, no, I agree with you.
00:57:12.000 Something like that.
00:57:13.000 Because there are legal remedies to this to take care of this, right?
00:57:15.000 And it is grandstanding.
00:57:17.000 The best possible picture for him to win re-election is Trump in handcuffs.
00:57:22.000 If that picture ever comes out.
00:57:23.000 They're not going to do that.
00:57:24.000 No, they're not going to do a perp walk.
00:57:26.000 They can't do a perp walk.
00:57:27.000 Although it would be hilarious if he does an AOC and like fakes it.
00:57:27.000 There's no way.
00:57:31.000 Just kidding!
00:57:31.000 I'm not a crazy bitch!
00:57:33.000 Hell yeah!
00:57:35.000 That's why there's separation of powers.
00:57:37.000 We have a federal system.
00:57:39.000 People say, oh, you're for the federal government.
00:57:40.000 No, I'm federal system.
00:57:41.000 For folks that don't know, I just didn't go to school.
00:57:43.000 It's three branches of government.
00:57:44.000 You have state and federal.
00:57:45.000 And that's why the Secret Service is its own branch, the executive, and in many courts with a higher standing than a county or district attorney.
00:57:52.000 So they're there in negotiations that he won't be put in handcuffs.
00:57:55.000 If they do demand to put him in jail a couple days, the Secret Service is going to stay in the jail cell with him.
00:57:59.000 And if he ever went to prison, it's never happened before.
00:58:01.000 They're talking about having to create a whole wing where basically the emperor stays.
00:58:06.000 Because if you do that, again, any prosecutor could take out a president any time they want.
00:58:09.000 Yes.
00:58:10.000 Okay, now let's do the Trump with voters of color.
00:58:13.000 We'll do that on Mug Club, which by the way is free all month.
00:58:15.000 And I could go really crazy now from leaving YouTube.
00:58:19.000 Hold on, we haven't left YouTube yet.
00:58:20.000 But I do want to leave people with this.
00:58:21.000 Of course it is madmaxworld.tv is where Alex Jones will not be at noon eastern.
00:58:26.000 And I will not be hosting out of your studio.
00:58:28.000 And you will not be coming on the show.
00:58:30.000 Well that last part... We will not drink a bottle of whiskey on air.
00:58:34.000 I don't know what's happening.
00:58:35.000 So, just give me a second.
00:58:38.000 I do want to end with this, and it is MadMaxWorld.tv.
00:58:43.000 We're talking about January 6th, guys, and before we go to Mud Club, this is one thing too.
00:58:46.000 I saw a lot of, during our absence, I sat there and I grew increasingly frustrated.
00:58:51.000 Because I saw a lot of people.
00:58:54.000 Acting surprised with what happened, the revelations of January 6th on Tucker Carlson.
00:58:57.000 Let me be really clear about something.
00:58:58.000 There were new angles of security footage with January 6th on Tucker Carlson, but we on this show, if you watched the show within the first two months, knew what had actually happened on January 6th.
00:59:08.000 You knew that the QAnon shaman had been escorted in and said, we have to be peaceful.
00:59:12.000 We talked about that.
00:59:13.000 When I see people out there, and this is something that really does tie into why we are so happy, and it feels like a 10,000 ton weight has been lifted off my shoulders with rumble, We did an entire January 6th stream, actually, on Rumble.
00:59:26.000 Remember that one, Gerald?
00:59:27.000 There was the weather, so the hearing got canceled.
00:59:29.000 And we took a risk, right?
00:59:30.000 We said, you know what?
00:59:30.000 This will be a low-watch stream because there is no event going on right now.
00:59:34.000 We're not tying into something that's very topical.
00:59:36.000 There is no actual hearing.
00:59:37.000 But you know what?
00:59:37.000 We're going to do it anyway.
00:59:38.000 A three- or four-hour stream.
00:59:39.000 You can go and watch it on YouTube or on Rumble right now.
00:59:40.000 There was a hurricane in Florida, so DC had to cancel.
00:59:41.000 There was a hurricane in Florida, so they stopped it.
00:59:43.000 We said, screw it.
00:59:44.000 We're going to do it anyway.
00:59:45.000 And we went through every single detail that at that point was publicly available, all of which, by the way, It's basically, it was retreading when you look at what Tucker was talking about.
00:59:54.000 Not that there's anything wrong.
00:59:55.000 I like Tucker's show.
00:59:56.000 I think he does a lot of great work.
00:59:58.000 Sure, there were new angles, but the spirit of what actually happened January 6th was not new.
01:00:02.000 Seven people were killed, officers.
01:00:03.000 No, then it was five.
01:00:04.000 Then it was zero.
01:00:05.000 We knew that.
01:00:05.000 We knew the only person shot was Babbitt.
01:00:07.000 We knew that the QAnon Shaman was someone who was very likely touched and was escorted in.
01:00:10.000 He was welcomed in by the Capitol Police.
01:00:12.000 Here's my issue.
01:00:13.000 Is when you have not just the left, but every single person on the right, until Tucker Carlson, we were on break and I was champing at the bit, saying, we didn't know.
01:00:22.000 How could we know?
01:00:22.000 We follow this on such a granular level.
01:00:24.000 We didn't know this about January 6th.
01:00:26.000 Then you have to ask the question, why didn't they know?
01:00:31.000 This is an entertainment show and we knew and we provided you all those references for months.
01:00:35.000 Really, for years.
01:00:36.000 When people who are, whether it's the Lindsey Grahams, Or whether it's some of the talking heads out there tell you, we didn't know, these are revelations, and you've known it for a long time, where you've accepted it as fact, you do have to ask yourself, why?
01:00:48.000 Why are we continually represented by people like Lindsey Graham, Mitt Romney, Paul Ryan, whoever it is- And by the way, you made this point on my show last week, so before you go to mug clubs- I was wrapping this up in a nice little, but go ahead.
01:00:57.000 No, I wanna, this is important.
01:00:59.000 Okay.
01:01:00.000 And it's not about kissing you and your crew's ass, or saying how great InfoWars has been.
01:01:05.000 Let's be honest about this, okay?
01:01:08.000 When you came out against Conservative Inc, I think in a very nice friendly way, but then proved your point later when they were saying things that weren't true, I defended you because you were one of the only people, I mean the only big person, who defended me when I was getting deplatformed and had me on the day after and continued to after that.
01:01:25.000 Before you really didn't have me on much, but you really came to my head because you realized we're all going to hang together and hang separate.
01:01:30.000 And then all those other people actually supported it And then cheerleading it, and then turn around and act like they're not having contracts to control people.
01:01:38.000 No.
01:01:39.000 If they back free speech of the past in the general area, then I'd say, okay, they can kind of have these predatory contracts, because that's their business, okay?
01:01:47.000 But you have a right to say you think it's bad.
01:01:49.000 And I know I'm bringing up old issues here, but here's what viewers and listeners need to know of why this is such an important show.
01:01:55.000 Everything else is too serious.
01:01:56.000 They put out the truth and hardcore information, but make it fun.
01:01:59.000 That's why the show is so popular and expanding.
01:02:02.000 It's something we need in America and worldwide to promote freedom.
01:02:06.000 You also have to understand, everybody that promotes liberty gets targeted.
01:02:09.000 That's why most people roll over, like so many of the controlled conservative opposition groups.
01:02:14.000 Who, by having Steven Crowder and myself and many others out there on the front lines that don't compromise, we make it safe for them now to cover all the stories we covered a year ago, two years ago, three years ago, four years ago, five years ago.
01:02:27.000 And so, it's not that, hey, you know, we're the originals and we're the best and we're the Mavericks and, you know, we are the top guy on the team, so just remember that.
01:02:34.000 It's about understanding that the function that we serve and that you have served by supporting us,
01:02:39.000 and I mean, you know, Steven and my show, all of it, is the fact that we won't compromise
01:02:44.000 when the big next story comes out while everybody else sticks their finger in the air
01:02:48.000 and, you know, sees what's safe and gets permission from big tech for what they can do,
01:02:53.000 you know, ask mommy for permission.
01:02:54.000 We're gonna go immediately with what we believe is the information.
01:02:57.000 Now, I'm right about 95% of the time, Crowder is so, and it's a good thing,
01:03:01.000 neurotic about checking everything, he's right about 99% of the time.
01:03:04.000 But the issue is we're trying to tell the truth.
01:03:06.000 We're trying to get it right.
01:03:07.000 And we're trying to be independent.
01:03:09.000 All these other groups operate like politicians, or like they want to be in Hollywood, and it's all about their career, not about our future, and not having World War III, and securing our borders, and stopping the fentanyl, and stabilizing the dollar, and...
01:03:23.000 Stopping all this crime.
01:03:25.000 And defending free speech.
01:03:26.000 So that's why this is a revolutionary act to support Mug Club and Steven Crowder.
01:03:31.000 And what Rumble's doing is beautiful.
01:03:33.000 And what Elon Musk is doing is beautiful.
01:03:35.000 And so that's what I'm saying.
01:03:36.000 Support what Elon Musk is doing.
01:03:38.000 Support Steven Crowder.
01:03:39.000 Become a subscriber.
01:03:40.000 Tell your friends and family to become subscribers.
01:03:42.000 But whatever you do, don't visit MadMaxWorld.tv.
01:03:45.000 No, you absolutely should not.
01:03:46.000 Certainly not.
01:03:47.000 I didn't pay him a dime to say that, by the way.
01:03:49.000 But I also would leave you with this.
01:03:52.000 Do not take my word for it.
01:03:54.000 When I say we've been talking about this for years, go back and check the references.
01:03:57.000 If someone is telling you that they're providing you with facts and never having actually provided you with a referenceable fact that you can use for yourself, Your antenna should go up.
01:04:08.000 And that's a lot of people out there.
01:04:10.000 Don't trust me.
01:04:11.000 Don't take my word for it.
01:04:13.000 Because I wouldn't.
01:04:14.000 That's why we provide all the references for you.
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