Louder with Crowder - AOC: "BROWN WOMEN CAN'T BE PRESIDENT" + GUEST MARCO RUBIO

00:00:00.000 I thought you could talk to me.

00:00:02.000 I thought you could talk to me.

00:00:06.000 Things won't be the same.

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00:00:28.000 Has your husband ever made a stock purchase or sale based on a purchase of yours?

00:00:34.000 No.

00:00:34.000 Absolutely not.

00:00:36.000 Okay.

00:00:36.000 Thank you.

00:00:37.000 She's nuts, she yells and crows.

00:00:41.000 All booze and hard benzos.

00:00:45.000 She's blitzed, drunk, baked in stone.

00:00:50.000 But somehow she still believes that none of us will notice.

00:00:59.000 Sunday morning.

00:00:59.000 She'll blow a .18 and nothing's gonna happen, yeah.

00:01:01.000 Who threatens chemical, use of chemical weapons.

00:01:02.000 She's so high, high velocity.

00:01:03.000 She's so twitchy.

00:01:04.000 She's so high, high velocity.

00:01:26.000 me. Cause she's so hot.

00:01:33.000 Oh, wide Hi Pelosi.

00:01:41.000 First class should fly for free.

00:01:45.000 She's high society.

00:01:49.000 She's got the best of everything.

00:01:53.000 So they know that we can't but it's the F. From tax payers just like me.

00:01:59.000 Unwilling supporters.

00:02:04.000 It's just, I have tried to be gracious.

00:02:09.000 It's just I have tried to be gracious.

00:02:13.000 China is one of the freest societies.

00:02:26.000 Without the talent, look at them titties.

00:02:32.000 She's so fine.

00:02:39.000 What?

00:02:44.000 I'm not a pussy.

00:02:47.000 I I

00:02:50.000 I like older women.

00:02:52.000 With large, slightly floppy breasts.

00:03:00.000 Yeah, me too.

00:03:03.000 She comes to speak to me Slurring words on the TV Cause what she said sounds so retarded.

00:03:36.000 Cause somehow she's all ready.

00:03:41.000 At least 14 drinks.

00:03:42.000 I know where she belongs.

00:03:48.000 The Betty Ford Clinic.

00:03:51.000 Yeah.

00:03:54.000 Cause she's so hot, hot Pelosi She's so twitchy

00:04:02.000 Cause she's so hot, like Janis Joplin Without the talent, look at them titties

00:04:13.000 Cause she's so hot, hot Pelosi Pelosi

00:04:25.000 Pelosi You're a stranger in my heart, I know, I know

00:04:50.000 You're a stranger in my heart, I know, I know I'm gonna speak

00:05:00.000 You're a stranger in my heart, I know, I know Lovely. Uh...

00:05:10.000 That's a great intro for Senator Marco Rubio.

00:05:14.000 He's going to be on the show today.

00:05:15.000 Yeah.

00:05:16.000 Who knows which direction that's... You know, I mostly like the guy.

00:05:19.000 Mostly.

00:05:20.000 I like what he did with the cigar, the cigar bill, cigar, whatever it is.

00:05:23.000 Researchers, get that.

00:05:24.000 I should know that, the cigar bill.

00:05:25.000 I think that was Clinton.

00:05:26.000 Yes.

00:05:28.000 That's called the sexual harassment bill.

00:05:29.000 Yes.

00:05:30.000 Well, the walking- What? And murdered a guy.

00:05:32.000 Haha.

00:05:39.000 Uhm... okay.

00:05:42.000 It's Thursday.

00:05:43.000 It's been a long week.

00:05:44.000 You know, this is a pet peeve of mine.

00:05:45.000 You can comment below.

00:05:47.000 When people say, oh, someone who suffers from insomnia, when people say, oh, I didn't sleep last night.

00:05:52.000 No, what you mean is you didn't sleep well.

00:05:53.000 You didn't sleep a lot.

00:05:54.000 I never went to sleep.

00:05:56.000 At all?

00:05:56.000 Not at all.

00:05:58.000 No.

00:05:59.000 Wow.

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00:06:26.000 So, all right, we have a lot to talk about today.

00:06:28.000 AOC's a lying sociopath.

00:06:29.000 Obviously, there was a tragic shooting in Memphis.

00:06:32.000 The good news is the man is in custody.

00:06:33.000 We'll talk about that.

00:06:34.000 And we also have a segment that we introduced a while ago, but we sort of had to sit on it, the Make My Professor Famous segment.

00:06:42.000 And you can send your hidden camera or audio recording of what's going on in your... it actually doesn't... it should be University, actually, I guess.

00:06:51.000 It happens everywhere, but University, it's at teachertips at louderwithcreditor.com.

00:06:54.000 You can send them in.

00:06:55.000 We have a professor from, I believe it's University of North...

00:06:58.000 UNT?

00:06:59.000 Is it UNT?

00:06:59.000 Yeah.

00:07:00.000 They all sort of bleed together.

00:07:01.000 They do.

00:07:02.000 As communist crap holes.

00:07:03.000 So we have that today.

00:07:05.000 A man teaching students pro-censorship views, pro-LGBTQ2SAIP number two, and also checking your whiteness.

00:07:14.000 The guy's a racist, put it that way.

00:07:15.000 The guy's a racist communist and, you know, if you think that that's a mislabeling, come at me bro.

00:07:22.000 All right.

00:07:23.000 Gerald A., how are you, sir?

00:07:24.000 Better than you, and I have kids that still don't sleep through the night.

00:07:28.000 I got more sleep than you even with that.

00:07:29.000 Really?

00:07:29.000 They don't sleep through the night at all?

00:07:30.000 Well, we have the one, the little one.

00:07:32.000 Yeah, the little one.

00:07:32.000 Four-month-old.

00:07:33.000 That crossover when they sleep a full night.

00:07:35.000 Oh, you think, first off, it's like, did something, did they die?

00:07:38.000 Right.

00:07:38.000 You're like, oh, thank God I was this close to shaking them.

00:07:43.000 And then you're like, no, they're fine.

00:07:44.000 They actually just slept through the night.

00:07:45.000 Speaking of shake weights, the fastest man on his feet, the quickest wit in the West, I am on tour with him this fall.

00:07:53.000 Fall?

00:07:53.000 Spring?

00:07:54.000 Fall.

00:07:54.000 I keep meaning to say spring, because we're doing a spring tour, but we haven't announced it yet.

00:07:58.000 You can go to loudmouthcredit.com slash tour.

00:08:01.000 Phoenix, a few seats just opened up.

00:08:03.000 We opened some, yeah.

00:08:04.000 Like about a hundred seats, just so you know.

00:08:05.000 But Houston, September 17th at the Smart Financial Center.

00:08:09.000 Dave Landau, how are you?

00:08:10.000 Ahoy, good.

00:08:11.000 I slept fine.

00:08:12.000 The dreams were still there.

00:08:14.000 Yeah.

00:08:14.000 Pelosi dreams?

00:08:15.000 The terrors.

00:08:16.000 The voice in the panoramic lens?

00:08:18.000 The pancake dreams were still there.

00:08:21.000 She's like the Starbucks siren.

00:08:23.000 No, she is not.

00:08:25.000 No.

00:08:26.000 Come on.

00:08:28.000 Ugh, she's the worst.

00:08:29.000 I don't think she's a bad-looking older lady.

00:08:30.000 No, no, not for that.

00:08:32.000 What?

00:08:32.000 No, I mean, she's an... She's a spider monkey!

00:08:36.000 She's an old high prostitute.

00:08:38.000 An old French whore.

00:08:40.000 Yeah, like a flight attendant on Pan Am.

00:08:44.000 Or she'd be a good stand-in for Hocus Pocus, too.

00:08:47.000 So here's something else that is going on before we get to our segment on Make My Professor Famous.

00:08:53.000 Teachers across the country suck.

00:08:55.000 You know that.

00:08:55.000 But they're looking now to their students.

00:08:58.000 This is something that was different.

00:08:59.000 The dynamic has changed.

00:09:00.000 Remember how kids used to look to parents for approval?

00:09:02.000 Or to tell them right from wrong?

00:09:05.000 No, it's better to have them as friends.

00:09:07.000 Yeah, well now it's better to have the parents and the teachers asking students to validate their existences.

00:09:12.000 Sure.

00:09:14.000 If you are a visibly out teacher, you need to keep doing what you're doing because it matters and it is making a difference because on the last day of school I had a student come up to me and say, Miss B, when I grow up I want to be a lesbian like you because you are awesome.

00:09:29.000 Aww.

00:09:29.000 How'd she know?

00:09:30.000 And you know what?

00:09:31.000 That felt So good.

00:09:36.000 It's so important for students to see representation and to see like, hey, if she's doing okay, I know I'll be okay.

00:09:44.000 No, you won't.

00:09:46.000 That's the safe space.

00:09:49.000 That is what we should all be working for.

00:09:51.000 Well, the safe space is her uterus.

00:09:54.000 When I grow up, I want a scissor on a couch.

00:09:56.000 Yes, exactly.

00:09:58.000 Hey, I don't know... Why is that a goal?

00:10:00.000 I've never once told a child with whom or how I have sex.

00:10:04.000 Have you?

00:10:05.000 Comment below.

00:10:05.000 And you know what?

00:10:06.000 Hit the like button if you think that you probably shouldn't be telling small children about your sexual act.

00:10:11.000 No one cares that you're a lesbian.

00:10:14.000 No one cares that you shop at Eddie Bauer.

00:10:16.000 I'm a little upset because she's cute.

00:10:18.000 We kind of lost one to the other team.

00:10:19.000 Whatever!

00:10:20.000 That's your...

00:10:21.000 I didn't know she was a lesbian.

00:10:22.000 I didn't know when I first saw her.

00:10:23.000 No, I didn't know.

00:10:24.000 I think she's cute.

00:10:25.000 Yes.

00:10:26.000 And then you understand what she does, and I don't mean her muff diving.

00:10:31.000 I mean what she does with children, and it makes her repulsive.

00:10:33.000 But she should have corrected the child.

00:10:34.000 She's like, I'm not awesome because I'm a lesbian.

00:10:37.000 I'm awesome and happen to be a lesbian.

00:10:39.000 Right.

00:10:40.000 Don't causality the whole thing.

00:10:42.000 It's like, come on.

00:10:42.000 Right.

00:10:42.000 I'm not a lesbian because I'm awesome.

00:10:45.000 I'm a lesbian because my dad never hugged me enough.

00:10:51.000 Maybe.

00:10:52.000 Yeah, that should be part of the curriculum.

00:10:53.000 That should be part of the question and answer session.

00:10:56.000 I mean, look, this is one of those things where now they're trying to say it's a conspiracy theory.

00:10:59.000 That is grooming, just so you know.

00:11:02.000 You don't have to be a pedophile.

00:11:04.000 You don't have to desire sexually assaulting children, just to be clear.

00:11:08.000 Sexualizing children by introducing them to sexual topics is the equivalent to grooming.

00:11:13.000 What does that mean?

00:11:14.000 It means that you are now opening their mind To the possibility of sexual interactions.

00:11:19.000 That's not healthy.

00:11:20.000 It's not a good thing.

00:11:21.000 It's also, by the way, while we're talking about lesbian, my parents gave me the sex talk really young.

00:11:24.000 I've talked about this.

00:11:25.000 They told me where babies came from because they didn't want me to believe the stork business.

00:11:29.000 Oh.

00:11:30.000 But, I knew what it was, so I understood where babies came from.

00:11:32.000 Yeah.

00:11:33.000 They didn't talk about rose petals.

00:11:34.000 They didn't talk about hammocks.

00:11:36.000 They just told me this is how babies are made.

00:11:38.000 Now, when you're a lesbian, of course, that's not how babies are made.

00:11:41.000 And, you need to do some explaining.

00:11:43.000 Why are you announcing it?

00:11:45.000 I don't, and here's what they'll say, you can't have it both ways.

00:11:47.000 Well, that's because you don't have to.

00:11:49.000 I do.

00:11:50.000 Why don't I have to?

00:11:50.000 Because I'm heteronormative?

00:11:52.000 Oh, now we're stigmatizing you!

00:11:55.000 Just shut up!

00:11:57.000 Can we do that?

00:11:58.000 How about teaching and making sure test scores go up first?

00:12:01.000 I don't know what just happened.

00:12:03.000 Let's start with a pregnancy test.

00:12:06.000 You having your tubes tied so you don't have to worry about it?

00:12:09.000 It's odd.

00:12:10.000 How'd she know?

00:12:13.000 The kid said I was awesome.

00:12:15.000 That's like Donald Trump as a teacher.

00:12:17.000 The kid said it was awesome!

00:12:19.000 Not because I scissor.

00:12:21.000 Not because I scissor, folks.

00:12:22.000 Though I do scissor.

00:12:23.000 I do the best scissor.

00:12:24.000 I've been told.

00:12:25.000 I want to nail hot broads like you, Donald.

00:12:27.000 Yeah, it is pretty awesome, kid.

00:12:34.000 A+.

00:12:34.000 The kid has an Art of the Deal 2 crayon.

00:12:38.000 I like your style.

00:12:40.000 Closing the deal, it's a picture of Trump at a bar.

00:12:44.000 Listen, listen, you kids better learn now.

00:12:47.000 The best part of falling down when the art of the comeback is you get to screw everyone on your way back up.

00:12:54.000 Nail them against the wall.

00:12:55.000 Crucify them.

00:12:56.000 Crucify with great crucifier.

00:12:59.000 Shove wood chips up their thumbs.

00:13:02.000 You're too young for this.

00:13:06.000 But I digress.

00:13:08.000 Oh, sorry.

00:13:08.000 I'm actually hearing right now.

00:13:09.000 We do have breaking news.

00:13:10.000 now.

00:13:18.000 the Queen of England is still alive.

00:13:32.000 I should know.

00:13:33.000 She's on her money.

00:13:34.000 I didn't know that, though.

00:13:35.000 Your former country's money.

00:13:36.000 That's shocking.

00:13:38.000 Has she looked that old?

00:13:39.000 I always remember her as an old, white-haired, old... Yeah.

00:13:44.000 No, she came out 90, like Freddy Krueger.

00:13:47.000 Yeah, she is like that, right?

00:13:48.000 And look, of course no one wishes her any ill will.

00:13:51.000 No.

00:13:52.000 From what I understand, she seems... Except the Grim Reaper.

00:13:54.000 Right.

00:13:55.000 That's just his job.

00:13:56.000 Yeah, he's been hovering over her.

00:13:57.000 It's just business.

00:13:58.000 Why are you rushing?

00:13:59.000 Well, they always are.

00:14:01.000 Let's play chess.

00:14:04.000 This is my job, and if I do not fulfill it, then my children will not be able to eat.

00:14:08.000 You have to be eliminated.

00:14:10.000 Just- Just grab the siphon, Kenny.

00:14:12.000 Why do you have to- What are you doing?

00:14:14.000 Action movie closing lines?

00:14:16.000 You could be Brad Pitt, you know.

00:14:17.000 We tried that.

00:14:17.000 Hey!

00:14:19.000 Micho Black.

00:14:19.000 Yeah!

00:14:20.000 I have to kill you.

00:14:21.000 Alright.

00:14:22.000 Now, uh... That would excite her.

00:14:26.000 Just in the casket with a rose.

00:14:28.000 What's in the box?

00:14:29.000 Oh, God!

00:14:30.000 It's a queen.

00:14:32.000 It's a queen.

00:14:33.000 Oh, oh, God!

00:14:34.000 Queen!

00:14:37.000 So here's the thing, though.

00:14:38.000 I actually do have some respect for this queen.

00:14:41.000 I obviously am not a big fan of the monarchy.

00:14:43.000 We kind of fought them off.

00:14:44.000 That's a good part of our history, I would argue.

00:14:46.000 But here is something that does bother me.

00:14:48.000 It's not the queen.

00:14:49.000 It's not the royal family.

00:14:51.000 I get that they don't really have a choice.

00:14:53.000 When people say we're more polarized than ever, and granted people will say the show contributes to it, sure.

00:14:59.000 I see it as a counterbalance.

00:15:01.000 I'm pretty honest about my biases.

00:15:02.000 I just, I let you know, I make all references available at loudmouthcutter.com.

00:15:05.000 I don't claim to be an objective journalist because nobody is.

00:15:10.000 The reason we have to respond is because shows, networks that present themselves as objective journalism, politicize everything in a subversive way.

00:15:21.000 See if you can catch it here on CNN this morning.

00:15:25.000 I was in the shower.

00:15:28.000 I was in the shower and I choked when I heard this.

00:15:32.000 unrelated.

00:15:33.000 She has, in terms of shaking hands, counseled as well 15 prime ministers.

00:15:37.000 Her very first prime minister was Winston Churchill.

00:15:41.000 So her whole public life was built, started in the shadow of the kind of war that we're

00:15:50.000 seeing a little bit of right now.

00:15:52.000 The assault on the rule of law, democracy, human rights, having to stand up for, what

00:16:03.000 can you say?

00:16:05.000 For the right stuff.

00:16:07.000 And that's how she was shaped.

00:16:09.000 And that's how she has continued to live her life and to reign as Queen with a sense of duty despite everything else.

00:16:16.000 For the right to wear silly hats!

00:16:18.000 To wear Tim Burton costumes all around town.

00:16:23.000 To have the same personal wardrobe stylist as Helena Bonham Carter.

00:16:28.000 Now...

00:16:29.000 Did you hear what they just did?

00:16:31.000 They compared Churchill... I don't know if you know this.

00:16:33.000 I don't know if you're history buffs.

00:16:36.000 She was banged by Winston Churchill.

00:16:38.000 No, Churchill fought off Hitler.

00:16:40.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:16:41.000 Right?

00:16:42.000 World War II.

00:16:43.000 She's having a very similar war now.

00:16:45.000 Wait, hold on a second.

00:16:47.000 I don't even know that I understand.

00:16:48.000 They're so reaching for a political parallel.

00:16:51.000 I don't even understand it.

00:16:53.000 Do you mean that... Donald Trump is not in power.

00:16:57.000 Okay.

00:16:58.000 Do you mean to say that Hitler was raided by the SS equivalent of the FBI and sent out mean press releases?

00:17:05.000 Do you mean to say that Churchill... I don't even understand.

00:17:09.000 What is even remotely similar, right now, to World War II?

00:17:13.000 And who's Hitler?

00:17:15.000 Can you make sense of this?

00:17:17.000 Can you guys comment below?

00:17:18.000 I genuinely don't understand the point they were trying to make.

00:17:20.000 Do you know what they're trying to say?

00:17:22.000 No, but I also don't think she does because she's like, standing up for... How would you say it?

00:17:27.000 I don't know.

00:17:27.000 You're the reporter.

00:17:28.000 Tell me how you would say it.

00:17:29.000 Don't ask the audience.

00:17:30.000 This is a poll.

00:17:31.000 How does it affect her at all?

00:17:33.000 She was very rich and still is.

00:17:35.000 Nothing is bad for her.

00:17:36.000 Yes.

00:17:37.000 And she's been a figurehead most of her life and prime ministers have really done the work.

00:17:40.000 The worst thing she's ever had is a headache.

00:17:42.000 I hope she's okay.

00:17:43.000 Yes.

00:17:44.000 There's several hundred people tending to her now just like every other day.

00:17:46.000 Yes.

00:17:47.000 She gets anything she wants all the time on your money.

00:17:50.000 Does anyone know what the comparison was?

00:17:52.000 No, I really don't understand.

00:17:56.000 It's just like Churchill fighting Hitler.

00:17:58.000 By the way, do you know that Churchill was ousted very quickly afterward?

00:18:01.000 Do you know why?

00:18:02.000 Primarily because he opposed socialized healthcare.

00:18:04.000 I guess the Queen's Hitler in this scenario?

00:18:06.000 I guess.

00:18:07.000 She's secretly murdering Jews.

00:18:10.000 I just wanted everyone to know.

00:18:11.000 Nobody believes me.

00:18:12.000 And Prince Charles is the Jew in the attic eating porridge.

00:18:15.000 Yes, they're here for me.

00:18:17.000 Perhaps some soft cheeses.

00:18:21.000 He has very soft teeth, Prince Charles.

00:18:23.000 Yes, he does.

00:18:24.000 He must have his food chewed and spit into his mouth like a baby bird.

00:18:27.000 He's been waiting 70 years for his chance.

00:18:30.000 Unfortunately, the Queen can't chew either, so they have a midwife who spits into his mouth.

00:18:37.000 They have a gorgeous blending every Christmas.

00:18:41.000 When people dressed as birds.

00:18:43.000 God save the Queen.

00:18:44.000 Yep.

00:18:44.000 The finest turkeys and hams.

00:18:46.000 God save the Queen, not CNN.

00:18:48.000 Okay.

00:18:51.000 Speaking of drama queens, let's move on to AOC here.

00:18:53.000 This is obviously trending everywhere.

00:18:55.000 I wish we didn't have to acknowledge her.

00:18:59.000 Unfortunately, we do.

00:19:01.000 So GQ released their October, this cover story on AOC.

00:19:05.000 Yes, because AOC should be the cover story of Gentleman's Quarterly.

00:19:13.000 Yes.

00:19:13.000 Immediately lost subscribers.

00:19:15.000 Yes.

00:19:17.000 Alright.

00:19:18.000 Did you see the cover?

00:19:20.000 Yeah.

00:19:20.000 I wonder why these magazines aren't doing well.

00:19:22.000 The Sports Illustrated Swimsuit edition now includes transgender land whales, and AOC is going to teach you what kind of a tie to wear.

00:19:31.000 I always like my hot girls with a penis.

00:19:33.000 Yes.

00:19:34.000 It's a genre.

00:19:35.000 Thank you, Sports Illustrated.

00:19:38.000 So they released their cover story on AOC and uh... it's it's it's it's a psychopath.

00:19:42.000 Just to be clear.

00:19:43.000 She is, I will say this, I believe that she is a narcissistic sociopath.

00:19:47.000 Now, let me substantiate that.

00:19:49.000 All references available at ladderwithcutter.com.

00:19:51.000 Here's the introduction to the article as I would say an example.

00:19:55.000 Almost four years after her improbable arrival in Washington, Congresswoman Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez has become the political voice of a generation and a cultural star whose power transcends politics.

00:20:06.000 Well, here's the thing.

00:20:06.000 They say that, but I'll go on to, they say, she's the voice of a generation, but she says she can't become president.

00:20:12.000 Ah.

00:20:12.000 I don't know.

00:20:13.000 Wouldn't the voice of a generation, you know, represent a generation?

00:20:16.000 Not a district.

00:20:17.000 Not in this case.

00:20:17.000 Where the guy refused to show up for a debate and didn't really run.

00:20:21.000 By the way, if that doesn't sum up the mood, maybe the photo shoot will do the trick.

00:20:25.000 Nice set of hooters you got there.

00:20:29.000 Did you see the cover where she's dressed like Wesley Snipes in New Jack City?

00:20:33.000 It's just so creepy.

00:20:35.000 You see the options they didn't pick?

00:20:37.000 It's the demolition man haircut.

00:20:40.000 I wanna just take Time Cop.

00:20:44.000 We have all these Wesley and Van Damme choices for you, AOC.

00:20:48.000 Pick freely.

00:20:49.000 And your big goofy cartoon eyes.

00:20:51.000 Bloodsport 2 is scratched out, says GQ.

00:20:55.000 She looks like a...

00:20:56.000 Look at that.

00:20:59.000 That is Wesley Snipes.

00:21:01.000 No, no, no.

00:21:02.000 Look, look, look.

00:21:02.000 She wants all women to understand that you are beautiful by airbrushing the crap out of her pictures.

00:21:07.000 Well, I want a seven-button Steve Harvey suit.

00:21:10.000 Yes!

00:21:14.000 With Cedric the Entertainer.

00:21:15.000 I hate her.

00:21:18.000 So here's her discussing her presidential hopes in this article.

00:21:21.000 And then we'll get to the reason why people like this are dangerous.

00:21:23.000 You saw that with the Queen, right?

00:21:24.000 is done. Her presidential hopes in this article. And then we'll get to the reason why people

00:21:29.000 like this are dangerous. And it's not because you saw that with the Queen, right? Here's

00:21:32.000 the through line. Hey, even if you like the Queen, maybe the Queen isn't so bad.

00:21:35.000 AOC is bad.

00:21:36.000 Don't like her.

00:21:37.000 But the media is going to use the Queen how they want to use the Queen.

00:21:40.000 To compare Churchill, I guess, to Biden and Trump to Hitler?

00:21:45.000 Not exactly sure.

00:21:46.000 They decide to use it as a jumping off point.

00:21:48.000 The same thing with AOC.

00:21:49.000 GQ is going to use her to say she's a voice of a generation.

00:21:53.000 The media will use these people because they are not in the business of actually reporting On what matters or what you care about.

00:22:00.000 They want to engineer what you care about, what you think.

00:22:04.000 If there's nothing else that you glean from the show, aside from entertainment, it... I hope that it's how...

00:22:10.000 To think.

00:22:11.000 How to question.

00:22:12.000 How to reason.

00:22:13.000 Don't just take these opinions.

00:22:15.000 Don't take it as carte blanche.

00:22:16.000 Just go off and say, well this is what they said.

00:22:17.000 Check the references.

00:22:18.000 You can be as educated as you want.

00:22:20.000 You can have a cursory view.

00:22:21.000 We covered on this.

00:22:22.000 Or you can go and do a deep dive in every single reference.

00:22:24.000 The media will use these people as they see fit.

00:22:28.000 Chew them up and spit them out.

00:22:29.000 As you see with David Hogg.

00:22:30.000 As you see with Greta Thunberg.

00:22:31.000 If AOC doesn't win another election, guess what?

00:22:33.000 They won't care about her anymore.

00:22:34.000 They'll find someone else to try and tell you that you like them.

00:22:38.000 So here's what AOC said about her presidential Good.

00:22:40.000 Okay, good.

00:22:41.000 Sometimes little girls say, oh, I want you to be president or things like that

00:22:46.000 It's very difficult for me to talk about because it provokes a lot of inner conflict and that I never want to tell

00:22:53.000 little girl What she can't do I don't want to tell young people what is

00:22:58.000 not possible. I've never been in the business of doing that Okay, good. That's it. Yeah, but at the same time

00:23:03.000 I hold two contradictory things in mind at the same time One is just the relentless belief that anything is possible.

00:23:15.000 But at the same time, this is like three times.

00:23:18.000 I know.

00:23:18.000 My experience here has given me a front row seat to how deeply and unconsciously, as well as consciously, so many people in this country hate women.

00:23:28.000 What?

00:23:29.000 They hate women of color.

00:23:30.000 Oh boy.

00:23:31.000 Pete, you're like a taupe.

00:23:32.000 People ask me questions about the future and realistically, I can't even tell you if I'm going to be alive in September.

00:23:39.000 I can't even tell you if I'm going to be alive because, quote, this country hates women.

00:23:45.000 No, just you.

00:23:47.000 And you just happen to be a woman.

00:23:48.000 However, I'll be in the September issue of Gentleman's Quarterly.

00:23:51.000 Yes.

00:23:52.000 Where I'm very much alive.

00:23:53.000 Yes, maybe.

00:23:54.000 And I'm going to be in Playboy in a wetsuit.

00:23:57.000 Yes.

00:23:58.000 Because there's no nudity in that anymore.

00:24:00.000 There's no nudity anymore, you sick puppies.

00:24:03.000 By the way, just to note, maybe a reason that she may not run for president, it's not because all of you hate women.

00:24:08.000 It's because she's actually sponsored I'm trying to, let me do, I want to make sure I get the numbers.

00:24:13.000 Don't forget the... Yeah, carry the one.

00:24:15.000 Zero successful bills.

00:24:16.000 I know what you're thinking.

00:24:18.000 Wait, wait, wait.

00:24:18.000 Some?

00:24:19.000 None.

00:24:19.000 I know what you're thinking.

00:24:20.000 Wait, wait, wait.

00:24:21.000 One?

00:24:22.000 No.

00:24:23.000 So you have to be a successful politician to be president?

00:24:25.000 You would think so!

00:24:26.000 No, no, no.

00:24:27.000 Oh, you don't?

00:24:28.000 Barack Obama voted president like some very... No, no, but Barack Obama did actually have some bills.

00:24:32.000 He did have some.

00:24:33.000 The standard has lowered.

00:24:34.000 It has.

00:24:35.000 Here's the problem.

00:24:36.000 Hold on a second.

00:24:36.000 Everyone, reset your brain.

00:24:38.000 You're thinking some.

00:24:39.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:24:39.000 What I'm saying is none.

00:24:43.000 Hold out your hands, Jared.

00:24:45.000 Yes!

00:24:45.000 In a cup formation.

00:24:46.000 Don't spoil your dinner!

00:24:47.000 You see what's in your hand?

00:24:49.000 That's what she has.

00:24:50.000 Yes!

00:24:51.000 That's what she has contributed to society.

00:24:55.000 Okay, here's what I want you to do.

00:24:56.000 If you think that she might not be president because everyone hates women...

00:25:02.000 Do nothing.

00:25:03.000 If you think it's because she's sponsored zero successful bills, hit the like button.

00:25:07.000 That helps with the algorithm.

00:25:08.000 Let AOC know because she does watch this show.

00:25:12.000 She's responded.

00:25:13.000 Not even just a tweet, she's responded to things that are buried in the show.

00:25:16.000 Hit the like button so she can see how much you love her.

00:25:19.000 And here's one thing I do want to say.

00:25:22.000 I wish women could see yourselves the way men see you.

00:25:28.000 Men don't hate women.

00:25:29.000 We love women.

00:25:31.000 Of course men, almost as much as that lesbian teacher.

00:25:34.000 We love women.

00:25:35.000 We desperately want women to be women.

00:25:38.000 Femininity is dying and it's because of people like AOC.

00:25:42.000 And you're more miserable than ever.

00:25:44.000 Men don't hate you.

00:25:45.000 For example, if you look at the women's magazines.

00:25:47.000 I was just talking with someone about this the other day.

00:25:50.000 You think we're all supposed to look like that?

00:25:52.000 That's cosmopolitan.

00:25:54.000 No man expects you to look like that.

00:25:56.000 One decade, the most beautiful woman in this country was Marilyn Monroe.

00:25:59.000 Big girl.

00:25:59.000 Next decade, Audrey Hepburn.

00:26:01.000 Petite girl.

00:26:02.000 We find both of them attractive.

00:26:05.000 Okay?

00:26:05.000 We have a very wide spectrum.

00:26:06.000 We just ask that you're a woman.

00:26:08.000 And you know what is a good quality?

00:26:10.000 Being nice.

00:26:11.000 AOC's not nice.

00:26:13.000 Are you saying that women need to be nice?

00:26:14.000 No, you don't have to be anything.

00:26:16.000 Only if you want a man.

00:26:17.000 If you want men to like you, being nice is a quality that we really value.

00:26:22.000 AOC, Nancy Pelosi, they're not nice people.

00:26:25.000 And I do mean kindness, warmth.

00:26:27.000 I just wish that women understood how much men love them and want them to be the woman they were designed to be.

00:26:35.000 It doesn't come from a place of hate, and if we can't stand AOC, it has nothing to do with the fact that she's a woman.

00:26:44.000 I love bitches.

00:26:45.000 Yes.

00:26:48.000 I'm more of a hoes man myself.

00:26:51.000 So she did try to introduce bills.

00:26:54.000 There's a total of 21 bills that the center defined as substantive.

00:27:01.000 This comes from the New York Post.

00:27:02.000 Well, baseball is toxic, so 21 strikes is fine.

00:27:05.000 Her legislation received no action in committees, no floor votes, and none ever became law.

00:27:12.000 Snaggle-toothed, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life, sweetheart.

00:27:17.000 No, it does get a little bit better.

00:27:19.000 She does think that a lot of the bills that ended up making it and passing and legislation that has passed that is included, her language has been taken and no credit has been given to her.

00:27:27.000 I'm not even kidding.

00:27:28.000 The Green New Deal, she thinks Biden right now is basically saying, this is the Green New Deal language.

00:27:33.000 And I wrote that is what she says in the article.

00:27:36.000 I love hearing it come from his mouth, but the only way it happens is because he's a man and he's president saying it.

00:27:41.000 And if I get up there and say it, nobody's going to listen.

00:27:43.000 Because I'm a woman.

00:27:45.000 Not because it's a bad idea.

00:27:46.000 Maybe because you lie about everything.

00:27:48.000 Did they add the word like to the bill 4,000 times?

00:27:50.000 Yes.

00:27:50.000 That'd be a short schoolhouse rock.

00:27:54.000 It was only 14, 15 pages.

00:27:55.000 I'm just a bill, now I'm stuck in committee.

00:27:58.000 You didn't make it to committee.

00:28:00.000 So I go to the Senate.

00:28:02.000 And you didn't get to the Senate.

00:28:03.000 Oh shit!

00:28:05.000 I'm not allowed in.

00:28:08.000 My bills are awful!

00:28:10.000 I can't pay them either.

00:28:12.000 I was written by AOC so I sit here and wait.

00:28:15.000 While all the pedophiles continue to groom and debate.

00:28:20.000 I was written with colored pencils.

00:28:21.000 Oh, I'm waiting for a lesbian teacher.

00:28:26.000 Oh, I hope and pray that she will... The bill is gay, don't say it.

00:28:35.000 By the way, she has done her part.

00:28:38.000 At least five high-profile magazine covers.

00:28:42.000 I'm working on wood.

00:28:44.000 Not one she's wearing the American Hustle glasses.

00:28:47.000 In a wood shop?

00:28:48.000 Why?

00:28:49.000 Now, let me explain to you why AOC will never be president.

00:28:51.000 Again, it has nothing to do with the fact that she's a woman.

00:28:54.000 There are lots of women.

00:28:56.000 Yeah.

00:28:56.000 Very strong.

00:28:57.000 who've been successful.

00:28:59.000 Thatcher is one of them, as an example.

00:29:02.000 Unfortunately, Gretchen Whitmer is governor there in Michigan.

00:29:06.000 New prime minister of England is a woman.

00:29:09.000 Now...

00:29:10.000 Is that true?

00:29:11.000 Yes.

00:29:12.000 Oh, they're going down.

00:29:13.000 Just happened.

00:29:14.000 The reason why is because A...

00:29:15.000 I need to check myself.

00:29:16.000 AOC is a sociopath, and I don't want to diagnose her, so this isn't a formal diagnosis, like

00:29:24.000 the lady at Yale who diagnosed Donald Trump and then lost her spot.

00:29:28.000 Uh, I think she's a sociopathic, narcissistic liar.

00:29:32.000 Let me give you some examples.

00:29:33.000 On June 24th, 2019, remember she staged that photo shoot at the migrant camp.

00:29:39.000 By the way, in case you know, she was just looking at, uh, she was looking at some cruisers.

00:29:42.000 A parking lot.

00:29:44.000 Is that where she was?

00:29:45.000 Yeah, she was in front of an empty lot.

00:29:48.000 An empty road.

00:29:49.000 Uh, then of course she also said, this is just the greatest hits, January 12th, AOC said that she almost died at the Capitol riot.

00:29:55.000 Almost died.

00:29:57.000 You know what else everybody likes, parfait!

00:29:59.000 Sorry, this is the one.

00:30:01.000 I had a pretty traumatizing event happen to me.

00:30:06.000 And I do not know... Anything?

00:30:12.000 If I can even disclose the full details of that event.

00:30:16.000 Why not?

00:30:16.000 Due to security concerns.

00:30:18.000 Oh, come on!

00:30:19.000 But I can tell you that I had a very close encounter where I thought I was going to die.

00:30:26.000 Blocks away.

00:30:27.000 And you have all of those thoughts.

00:30:31.000 This is like watching The Office, the way it's being delivered.

00:30:33.000 Where, at the end of your life, and all of these thoughts come rushing to you.

00:30:39.000 The first time.

00:30:40.000 And that's what happened to a lot of us on Wednesday.

00:30:49.000 And I thought I, I did not think, I did not know if I was going to make it to the end of that day alive.

00:30:55.000 No, it's, I don't think, therefore I am AOC.

00:31:01.000 We now know the story!

00:31:03.000 I was several buildings away, but you know, I wasn't sure if I was gonna make it.

00:31:07.000 And I was confused because I had thoughts rushing in, and I said, what are those?

00:31:12.000 My whole life flashed before my eyes.

00:31:14.000 I was just making a cosmopolitan.

00:31:17.000 Do you remember what she said?

00:31:18.000 Somebody tried to break into her office, and it was a police officer trying to get her out of the building?

00:31:24.000 Trying to tell her to shut up.

00:31:27.000 Who are you?

00:31:27.000 Stop live streaming!

00:31:30.000 That was her in Timecop.

00:31:33.000 So look, look, if you're not getting the picture yet, that's another one.

00:31:36.000 And by the way, this is also very telling.

00:31:38.000 The reason that that's so distorted is because of the fact that you can't really find the original clip.

00:31:43.000 And on Instagram it's distorted.

00:31:44.000 The comments are suspended.

00:31:46.000 It's one of those things that doesn't autoplay.

00:31:47.000 It is very, very difficult to find.

00:31:50.000 So they don't delete it.

00:31:52.000 But they do everything they can to make it unsearchable, and of course they have their buddies in Big Tech.

00:31:55.000 By the way, we're going to get some more news on that, as far as Big Tech.

00:31:59.000 We just saw that just happen.

00:31:59.000 A judge said you have to release all this misinformation.

00:32:02.000 Here we continue.

00:32:03.000 December 31st, 2021, after she was criticized for vacationing in Florida, she claimed that Republ- just like we all hate women, the only reason she was criticized there is because Republicans just want to date her.

00:32:16.000 Oh.

00:32:16.000 If Republicans are, um, mad they can't date me, they can just say that instead of projecting their sexual frustrations onto my boyfriend's feet.

00:32:26.000 So we know she has a foot fetish.

00:32:28.000 Ya creepy weirdos.

00:32:29.000 And here's the thing.

00:32:30.000 I know people always mock like, oh yeah, straight white male, you really had it hard.

00:32:34.000 You've been in charge.

00:32:35.000 Hold on a second.

00:32:36.000 As a straight white male, we can never use a card like that.

00:32:40.000 Yeah, none.

00:32:41.000 Hey, you suck at your job.

00:32:43.000 Woah, is that just because you want to take me out for dinner?

00:32:45.000 What the hell are you talking about, Steven?

00:32:48.000 Women get to say that!

00:32:49.000 This is what happens.

00:32:50.000 Then they say people hate women because people do attack her based on her using gender as a shield.

00:32:56.000 Women, don't be fooled by it!

00:32:58.000 You need to start calling these people to the mat because if we say anything, And I get it.

00:33:04.000 Men.

00:33:04.000 We have a lot of women who work here, by the way, and there are actually more of it.

00:33:07.000 One of the women who works here, you know, one of the women who works back there, I don't want to out her, she doesn't think women should have the right to vote.

00:33:12.000 What?

00:33:13.000 Let's see if we can bring her on the show and never talk about it.

00:33:14.000 She said it the other night.

00:33:16.000 I was shocked.

00:33:17.000 And I said, why do you think a lot of women didn't want to vote?

00:33:22.000 And I was going to answer because of bucket duty, like we talked about, because of the draft.

00:33:26.000 And her answer was, she said, because they're crazy emotional and irrational.

00:33:33.000 And I said, no.

00:33:35.000 I didn't say that.

00:33:37.000 I was very surprised.

00:33:38.000 Well it's a good... well not a good... I don't want to say it. It was Haley! Oh my. I thought you said you were going

00:33:47.000 to ask if you could out her! Oh no! No, she has name. I was very surprised. She made a very compelling case. But women,

00:33:55.000 we can't call them to the mat.

00:33:57.000 We can't call them, because then they say, oh, is it because I'm a woman?

00:33:59.000 No, no, no, no.

00:34:00.000 It's because you're a liar.

00:34:01.000 Oh, is it because you want to date me?

00:34:04.000 Not on my deathbed.

00:34:05.000 Not on my queen bed.

00:34:06.000 I would never want to date you.

00:34:09.000 Okay?

00:34:09.000 It has nothing to do with that.

00:34:11.000 What do you think, this is kindergarten?

00:34:12.000 Yeah, plus I'm totally into her boyfriend's feet.

00:34:15.000 Yes!

00:34:15.000 I don't want anything with her.

00:34:16.000 I don't want to, I don't want to lay at your boyfriend's feet, I want to lay on your boyfriend's feet.

00:34:23.000 I want to use them any way I want.

00:34:25.000 If that makes us a creepy weirdo, your quote, then, well, guilty.

00:34:29.000 Isn't he a straight white...

00:34:31.000 Gay?

00:34:32.000 Well, she said that might be a problem, too.

00:34:33.000 Oh.

00:34:33.000 She said it might be a problem.

00:34:35.000 It might not be the right fit, because he's a straight, white male.

00:34:37.000 Oh, I see.

00:34:37.000 Well, go find yourself a trans El Salvadorian gang member.

00:34:41.000 See how it works out.

00:34:42.000 There you go.

00:34:42.000 July 19th, 2020.

00:34:44.000 Walked down to the Bronx.

00:34:47.000 July 19, 2022.

00:34:48.000 AOC, of course, this is another one.

00:34:50.000 So what do we have?

00:34:50.000 We have, I was attacked at the Capitol.

00:34:52.000 Well, that was completely untrue.

00:34:53.000 We have, it's because you hate women.

00:34:54.000 That was completely, of course, that's a complete red herring.

00:34:56.000 We have, oh, it's because you want to date me.

00:34:59.000 We have the migrant camp into an empty lot.

00:35:01.000 Are you starting to see the lack of accountability from the media?

00:35:04.000 The more recent one was where she pretended to be Do you have any idea how elaborate these lies are?

00:35:10.000 Pretended to be handcuffed!

00:35:12.000 For half a city block!

00:35:14.000 At the Roe v. Wade protest!

00:35:15.000 Believe your lying eyes!

00:35:17.000 Don't move it!

00:35:19.000 It's Bodini.

00:35:21.000 Hand behind her back.

00:35:23.000 Please nobody hit her in the oak plank.

00:35:25.000 Liar!

00:35:27.000 Oh, well, and then she puts her hand up.

00:35:29.000 Hmm.

00:35:31.000 But it's just how I'm walking.

00:35:33.000 Yeah, but it's just how I'm walking.

00:35:35.000 Yes, every one of the squad that was arrested decided to walk that way, because that's how people normally walk.

00:35:41.000 Right.

00:35:42.000 And weren't arrested.

00:35:43.000 Think about that!

00:35:44.000 You know, no, I will say this.

00:35:45.000 It is because you're a woman in politics, and people are afraid to question you because you constantly say that they're a sexist, just like people are often afraid to, for example, get into crime statistics, enter gang-related violence in urban areas in this country because they'll be accused of being a racist.

00:35:59.000 So it is because you are a woman that you get that special treatment.

00:36:04.000 That would turn any man into a mockery, and they would never win re-election.

00:36:08.000 Absolutely, as it should.

00:36:10.000 And we discussed this the other day, where the media basically will just feed off of itself, because this story is now true, right?

00:36:15.000 So, she's being painted as this hero of the progressive movement, a voice of a generation, by a magazine.

00:36:20.000 And so now, CNN and every other news agency out there, other than maybe Fox, is going to pick that up and run with it.

00:36:25.000 The voice of this new generation, that's going to be the thing that kind of echoes around But you fall for every lie along the way.

00:36:32.000 Every lie of tax the rich dress that she wore at a gala that was like, what, $20,000 for a ticket to go to it, right?

00:36:39.000 And as she's driving her Tesla, as she's telling us stories about all these, you know, I was raped.

00:36:43.000 I have no idea if she was.

00:36:45.000 That is horrific.

00:36:46.000 But it seemed opportunistic when she told the story, right?

00:36:49.000 We fall for all these things from politicians, and then we elevate her beyond that's another example look people are going to get

00:36:56.000 mad they're going to say you're attacking the victim no if AOC was raped that's terrible i

00:37:00.000 will tell you this i want a man any man so if a man raped AOC i want him buried beneath the

00:37:05.000 railroad tracks now the way to help women and not be opportunistic is to come forward when that

00:37:12.000 happens and to have that man charged and convicted yes

00:37:16.000 My issue is with women who don't and who go out and then claim something and say, but because it's my truth, I don't want to go to the authorities.

00:37:24.000 Look, this is a perfect example.

00:37:25.000 It's uncomfortable.

00:37:27.000 I understand that it's uncomfortable.

00:37:29.000 I don't understand what it's like to be raped, just to be clear.

00:37:31.000 But it is the right thing to do.

00:37:34.000 You were wrong.

00:37:35.000 You were absolutely wrong.

00:37:36.000 The right thing to do, if you care about women, to prevent that... That rapist is still out there, AOC!

00:37:41.000 It's that simple!

00:37:42.000 He's still out there, and he could be out there in the municipality where you want to disarm women and you want to prevent them from owning guns.

00:37:49.000 That's evil!

00:37:50.000 All that is required for evil to flourish is for people to act selfishly.

00:37:55.000 That's what happens now, but then...

00:37:57.000 Instead of self-reflection, they get to simply say, Oh no, I've done no wrong.

00:38:01.000 You're just saying that because I'm a woman.

00:38:03.000 No, I'm not saying you should have reported the rapist and have him convicted because you're a woman.

00:38:07.000 I'm saying that that's the right thing to do because I have a daughter.

00:38:10.000 Right.

00:38:11.000 And by the way, it was the guy she was dating at the time.

00:38:13.000 Has she said who it is?

00:38:15.000 She said it was a guy that she was dating at the time that they just hadn't gone that far.

00:38:18.000 And if she didn't want to go that far, that is still rave.

00:38:21.000 It doesn't matter if they were dating.

00:38:22.000 No, absolutely.

00:38:22.000 I need to find him and fake handcuff him.

00:38:25.000 The problem that I have though with it is the timing.

00:38:29.000 Right?

00:38:29.000 I hope he gets fake sodomized.

00:38:32.000 Oh no!

00:38:33.000 The old phantom sodomy trick!

00:38:36.000 Because she said it!

00:38:37.000 I'm gonna get out behind these bars!

00:38:41.000 Sorry, Charles, you were probably making a good point.

00:38:45.000 It goes to the whole story, like, I don't know that I can believe her on anything because of all of the fake things that she's done.

00:38:49.000 She said it in regards to Roe v. Wade when the decision came out.

00:38:52.000 Not when the paper was leaked, when we all knew the decision was coming, not to put pressure on the justices to maybe change their minds.

00:38:59.000 She said it when it came out and said, the reason I thought about this is because I needed to tell this story now because I thought at the time at least I have the option to get an abortion.

00:39:07.000 That's how she tied it together.

00:39:09.000 And if she had just, if that's the only story I ever heard from AOC, I'd be like, okay, I understand.

00:39:13.000 But because I know she has lied several times, because I know she's an opportunist, because I know she has staged photo ops, I can't trust anything she says.

00:39:21.000 Yeah.

00:39:21.000 Can I, uh, am I allowed to speculate on my own show?

00:39:23.000 Am I allowed to do that?

00:39:24.000 You know, just like I speculated about the queen.

00:39:25.000 She's like, it's like Hitler and Churchill or something.

00:39:27.000 Let me speculate.

00:39:28.000 I think she's lying.

00:39:29.000 I think, I think she's lying about the rape.

00:39:31.000 I think she's lying about the pregnancy test.

00:39:33.000 Why?

00:39:33.000 Because the only examples that I have of her making claims where there is video evidence, she's always lied.

00:39:39.000 Whether it's looking into a migrant camp, she didn't.

00:39:41.000 Whether it's being handcuffed and arrested, that never happened.

00:39:44.000 So, I tend to believe, based on her pattern of behavior, that she's lying about... If I had to bet my life, gun to my head, I don't know, I would bet she's lied about that.

00:39:52.000 Why?

00:39:52.000 Because it's a convenient lie where there can never be any verification or accountability.

00:39:57.000 I took a pregnancy test in a public stall I get whatever you say.

00:40:03.000 I don't say whatever you say.

00:40:04.000 I say whatever you say is likely a lie.

00:40:07.000 Guys, I have the pregnancy test right here.

00:40:11.000 It's the hook pregnancy test.

00:40:13.000 David, you should stop peeing on those, okay?

00:40:14.000 It doesn't work.

00:40:15.000 Well, it's all over my hands.

00:40:16.000 It just shows if you have cancer, right?

00:40:18.000 Yeah, by the way, you might have prostate cancer.

00:40:19.000 That should not be a blue line.

00:40:22.000 Or your royalty.

00:40:22.000 Certainly not a rainbow.

00:40:24.000 Well, it's either blue or red depending on the day.

00:40:26.000 Yes.

00:40:27.000 That nuclear warning symbol there?

00:40:29.000 That's not standard.

00:40:30.000 The only time I see yellow is when I stare at the sun.

00:40:35.000 Oh, so you're gonna see the eclipse.

00:40:36.000 Alright, we have to do the midterms thing tomorrow.

00:40:38.000 What, are you saying we have Rubio already?

00:40:39.000 Uh, no, I was gonna say we have Rubio in just a few minutes, but in the paywall... Is he still coming on?

00:40:43.000 Wow.

00:40:44.000 They just sent me a video that AOC made in college to Best Day of My Life.

00:40:50.000 Is this the dancing?

00:40:51.000 Yeah.

00:40:51.000 On the roof?

00:40:52.000 Yeah, where she's dancing on the roof?

00:40:53.000 Yeah.

00:40:54.000 So sexy.

00:40:55.000 I mean, what?

00:40:57.000 I mean, okay, let's show it.

00:41:00.000 Because she's a woman.

00:41:01.000 Yeah, it's gross and wrong.

00:41:04.000 Good thing I'm sitting.

00:41:05.000 Are you gonna play it?

00:41:06.000 That was my cue.

00:41:06.000 Is there audio?

00:41:10.000 Wait, what is that jersey?

00:41:14.000 That's nothing.

00:41:15.000 It says Boston, but it's red and white like a Red Wings.

00:41:17.000 Oh yeah, now I remember why she's famous.

00:41:20.000 I had a dream so big and loud, I jumped so high I touched the clouds.

00:41:25.000 Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.

00:41:26.000 I guess he just pushes her off and takes her place.

00:41:28.000 I'm friends with everybody.

00:41:36.000 I hate you.

00:41:41.000 Stop being on camera.

00:41:45.000 Stop doing white man overbite, too.

00:41:47.000 What year is this?

00:41:48.000 Why are they dressed like... I don't know.

00:41:50.000 It was a very bad year.

00:41:54.000 Is this getting any better?

00:41:55.000 Can we shut this off?

00:41:57.000 It must be nice to live in a world where nothing can be verified.

00:42:01.000 Is it because I'm French Canadian?

00:42:03.000 It was after that? Yeah.

00:42:04.000 I bet you it's the guy with the red hair who did it.

00:42:06.000 Yep.

00:42:07.000 Again, while we're speculating, it must be nice to live in a world where nothing can be

00:42:12.000 verified.

00:42:12.000 Yeah.

00:42:13.000 Wait, hold on, you're questioning?

00:42:14.000 What, that's, was it because I'm Canadian?

00:42:16.000 Is it because I'm French Canadian?

00:42:17.000 It's because my first language is French?

00:42:19.000 Well, we've been dealing with this for years.

00:42:21.000 It's just so... Can we just get to the point where we all say, look, let's just question the ideas.

00:42:25.000 Let's sit here and rationalize our own arguments.

00:42:27.000 It's so tiring to have to deal with, because of a woman?

00:42:32.000 Sure.

00:42:33.000 Yeah.

00:42:33.000 Don't ask me to believe everything you say.

00:42:35.000 Let's go with that.

00:42:35.000 Yes.

00:42:36.000 Yes.

00:42:36.000 No, it's not.

00:42:37.000 It's not because you're a socialist and a five page bill that takes over a third, two thirds of the economy.

00:42:42.000 It's because of tits.

00:42:43.000 Sure.

00:42:44.000 Now, let's move on to this.

00:42:46.000 The Memphis shooting.

00:42:47.000 Horrible tragedy that took place yesterday.

00:42:50.000 It was a 19-year-old psychopath.

00:42:52.000 And just to be clear, I want to make sure we change it.

00:42:54.000 The clip that we have does not show any of the shooting, right?

00:42:56.000 No.

00:42:56.000 Okay, good, good, good.

00:42:58.000 Because you never want to give this... I don't even want to... I don't want to give his name.

00:43:00.000 Nope.

00:43:01.000 Unfortunately, we do have to show the mugshot because it is relevant.

00:43:05.000 So, 19-year-old psychopath.

00:43:07.000 He's already been caught.

00:43:08.000 He killed four.

00:43:09.000 Injured three.

00:43:10.000 Lasted from 1 a.m.

00:43:11.000 to 9.30 p.m.

00:43:16.000 Uh, I mean, you know, at least it's not as bad as Canada where it goes on for days.

00:43:19.000 Well, that's true.

00:43:21.000 With a rapier.

00:43:22.000 Uh, here's a clip.

00:43:23.000 This is the shooter?

00:43:25.000 Yeah, he live-streamed it.

00:43:28.000 Uh, okay.

00:43:28.000 No faking. No faking. This is the shooter? Yeah, he live streamed it. This s*** real.

00:43:34.000 Oh my mama, cat, how you think I'm playing, cat? I'm for sure this s*** real, my guy.

00:43:38.000 Uh, okay. Now here's something else that I think is important. The gunman was taken, rightfully so,

00:43:48.000 even though I hope that as we go through the legal process, if he's found guilty, he gets fried.

00:43:55.000 But at this point in time, he was appropriately taken into custody alive.

00:44:00.000 Girl, they got him!

00:44:03.000 Ooh, girl, they got him!

00:44:05.000 There he go, right there.

00:44:08.000 There he go, girl, there he go.

00:44:09.000 I got the best seat in the mother****** house, and you do too.

00:44:13.000 Now, I say this because this is important here, is you've heard this all over the news, because they want to see, just like AOC wants to see everything through the lens of gender, sorry, sex, because gender isn't male, female, man, woman, I don't know the language anymore, wants you to see it through the fisheye lens of titties, they also want you to see the media, everything through the lens of race, meaning if someone is a shooter, Who is black?

00:44:37.000 Okay, well then we immediately have to categorize it as, this is not racially motivated.

00:44:43.000 Or, if a shooter is taken into custody by police officers, you've heard this many times, and they're black, well it's ignored.

00:44:51.000 But they will recite statistics, or they will use anecdotal evidence to try and suggest that black men are always taken into custody, uh, well actually not taken into custody, I mean to say, that they're shot by police officers violently while white men are gently taken into custody.

00:45:03.000 Right there we just, now, see if you can understand maybe why Sure, he killed people.

00:45:08.000 He was surrendering to the police.

00:45:10.000 Just like Dylann Roof.

00:45:11.000 Piece of crap.

00:45:12.000 I hope he gets lethal injection.

00:45:17.000 But there's a difference.

00:45:18.000 Between a shootout with police officers versus surrendering.

00:45:22.000 It's not a race thing.

00:45:24.000 It's a behavior thing in that specific moment in time.

00:45:30.000 This gunman was taken into custody alive, but here's the media when that's not the case.

00:45:34.000 Yeah, he was there.

00:45:34.000 Did he surrender?

00:45:35.000 He was non-violent with the police officers when they took him into custody.

00:45:39.000 That's the key piece of information.

00:45:42.000 The problem is the media never actually focuses on that, and you've seen this, just so you believe your lion eyes and your lion ears, here's the myth they've tried to perpetuate for a long time.

00:45:50.000 But there's also a stark double standard in policing here, because when faced with the deadliest shooting of the year, and a suspect who is literally still holding a gun, used to allegedly kill 10 innocent people, well at that moment, police were at the highest possible legal threshold for firing a weapon.

00:46:16.000 For using deadly force.

00:46:18.000 And they didn't.

00:46:20.000 By contrast, two months ago, Buffalo Police used deadly force on Dominic Thomas, shooting him when he had a mental health episode and was reportedly seen with a knife.

00:46:29.000 Last year, Buffalo Police used deadly force- Alright, okay, look, this is enough.

00:46:31.000 You get the point.

00:46:31.000 By the way, did someone put a- someone put a flat iron on the top of that guy's head?

00:46:36.000 So- It's two different police forces, too.

00:46:38.000 It's not even comparable.

00:46:40.000 Right.

00:46:40.000 The constant through line is if you surrender non-violently- Yeah.

00:46:44.000 Non-violently, in general, you're taken into custody.

00:46:47.000 Not always, in general, regardless of race.

00:46:47.000 Peacefully.

00:46:50.000 Now, why, if you look at a blanket statistic, for example, we've talked about this in the past and people have tried to say that we were wrong.

00:46:58.000 Black, armed black men are actually less likely to be shot by police officers than armed white men.

00:47:04.000 Now, the statistic is skewed if you just say black men versus white men.

00:47:06.000 Why?

00:47:07.000 Because unarmed black men, that is true, are more likely to be shot.

00:47:11.000 But for the same reason that in many of these examples of these men being brought into custody, The reason that unarmed black men are shot more often than unarmed white men, and it skews the statistics, is that nearly 40% of all assaults on police officers were by largely black men.

00:47:30.000 Some black women.

00:47:31.000 They make up only 13% of the population.

00:47:35.000 And here's also an issue.

00:47:38.000 We don't know how accurate that is because specifics of race and crime, they're now hard to find.

00:47:43.000 2008, the Bureau of Justice stopped publishing data on interracial crime.

00:47:47.000 I wonder why.

00:47:49.000 So, just to be clear, you can massage these statistics how you want, and people do that, but armed black men are less likely to be shot than armed white men.

00:48:00.000 Unarmed black men are more likely to be shot because they commit an exponentially higher rate of assault against officers.

00:48:06.000 Not because they're black.

00:48:08.000 We need to examine why that is the case, why that is happening, what we can do to address it, because what we've been doing has not worked.

00:48:17.000 But the constant through line, let's try and distill it.

00:48:19.000 I don't think that it's reductive.

00:48:21.000 I think distilling something is, well, it seems as though if you're violent with the police, you're more likely to have a violent conclusion.

00:48:27.000 Yeah.

00:48:28.000 Well, that's what the police officers have said.

00:48:29.000 It always comes down to behavior, right?

00:48:31.000 Jacob Blake would probably fit into that statistic as an unarmed black man that was shot by cops, but he was also trying to get to a knife.

00:48:36.000 Well, okay.

00:48:37.000 It's very interesting that you brought that up.

00:48:38.000 By the way, this kid already had a rap sheet a mile long at the age of 17.

00:48:41.000 Two counts of attempted murder, reckless endangerment, possession of a firearm, all this, okay?

00:48:44.000 References are available at ladderwithcrab.com.

00:48:45.000 You mentioned Jacob Blake.

00:48:46.000 For those of you who don't remember, Jacob Blake was the man who was shot by police officers.

00:48:46.000 Yeah.

00:48:51.000 And they tried to say a black man being shot by police officers because he's black.

00:48:55.000 Now if you don't remember Jacob Blake, and this was on video, a woman called the police for help because Jacob Blake was kidnapping his own children.

00:49:03.000 The woman who called already had a restraining order on Jacob Blake because he sexually assaulted her.

00:49:07.000 She was the mother of those children.

00:49:09.000 Jacob Blake not only resisted arrest, not only tried to reach for a knife as the police officers were at first non-violently trying to subdue him, but had found himself at this situation so many times before that he had a knife carve out in his floorboards.

00:49:29.000 He put it under the mat.

00:49:30.000 The point is, he had a safe place for his knife for the fuzz.

00:49:34.000 He was used to it.

00:49:36.000 Had a rap sheet a mile long as well.

00:49:38.000 So that was Jacob Blake, in case you've forgotten.

00:49:40.000 It also, by the way, contributed to more riots, just to be clear.

00:49:43.000 Until we found out the rest of the story.

00:49:43.000 Jacob Blake.

00:49:45.000 Now, that brings us to the Memphis Mayor.

00:49:48.000 Now, you know what, let me start it.

00:49:50.000 The Memphis Mayor, okay?

00:49:53.000 He's, I believe, now we also, he has a, there's a quote here from the Memphis Mayor, but there's also a DA, Steve Mulroy, who's allegedly backed by Soros.

00:50:00.000 I don't know that, but the DA?

00:50:04.000 Endorsed by Jacob Blake Sr.

00:50:06.000 Oh.

00:50:08.000 Seriously.

00:50:09.000 By the way, crime is up, you know, 40% in major urban cities since pre-pandemic levels, just to be clear.

00:50:15.000 So it harms you, the average American.

00:50:17.000 But I think I know why.

00:50:19.000 Because you hate women.

00:50:20.000 Here's the mayor blaming the judicial system as opposed to the psychopath who shot people at random.

00:50:27.000 Ezekiel Kelly was charged with criminal attempted first-degree murder but pled guilty in April of 2021 to the lesser charge of aggravated assault.

00:50:47.000 He was sentenced to three years but only served 11 months in prison.

00:50:57.000 The problem is not the Memphis Police Department because they're arresting people.

00:51:01.000 The problem is this judicial system that will not punish That is our problem.

00:51:06.000 But just to be clear, I actually agree with him on that.

00:51:09.000 What he's saying there.

00:51:10.000 Yeah.

00:51:11.000 He's blaming, he's talking about the judicial system as opposed to police officers.

00:51:13.000 So I should have set that up more appropriately.

00:51:14.000 I don't blame, really I'm just bothered that he looks like he should be in the third act

00:51:17.000 of Slither.

00:51:18.000 Yeah.

00:51:19.000 Something's wrong with me.

00:51:22.000 I'm mayor!

00:51:23.000 It's Gorbachev without the silly painted face.

00:51:27.000 Gosh.

00:51:27.000 Yes.

00:51:28.000 Gorbachev!

00:51:29.000 Tear down this string cheese!

00:51:30.000 Sorry, what do they call that?

00:51:31.000 The... What kind?

00:51:32.000 Port wine?

00:51:34.000 Birthmark?

00:51:35.000 I'm looking here.

00:51:36.000 What do they call it?

00:51:37.000 I don't know.

00:51:37.000 The birthmarky Gorbachev had.

00:51:39.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:51:40.000 I know that.

00:51:40.000 I just don't know.

00:51:41.000 I didn't know it was related to a port wine.

00:51:43.000 Well, I figured you would know.

00:51:44.000 Going back to this guy when he was... What business are you in?

00:51:47.000 I've never wanted a perp to reach for a gun when the cops showed up more in my life.

00:51:51.000 Yeah.

00:51:52.000 Like, that's pure evil.

00:51:54.000 I'm live streaming this, I'm going, I'm gonna go, and you think guys, you think I'm joking around, you think I'm joking, random person going about their day, probably going home to a wife and kids that they're working to support, probably not the easiest thing to do in that neighborhood that he was in, probably a low income neighborhood from what I saw in that video, and then you shoot him.

00:51:54.000 Yeah.

00:52:10.000 For no reason whatsoever other than you're a psychopath.

00:52:13.000 Hey, by the way, you know what?

00:52:15.000 I'm going to make a—we have no knowledge of this at this point right now, or at least I don't.

00:52:20.000 Hit the like button if you would be willing to make this prediction, too.

00:52:22.000 How much you want to bet, probably not a dad in the home.

00:52:29.000 At least not an involved father, if at all.

00:52:31.000 How much do you want to bet?

00:52:32.000 That is a consistent throughline.

00:52:34.000 It's not that these people are on psychotropic medication, though sometimes.

00:52:37.000 It's not that these people come from impoverished areas, though sometimes.

00:52:41.000 It's not that they're black, though sometimes.

00:52:42.000 It's not that they're white supremacists, though sometimes, if rarely.

00:52:46.000 A consistent throughline is usually gun-free zones, and of course, they often don't have fathers.

00:52:52.000 How much do you want to bet?

00:52:54.000 Hit that like button if you're willing to make that prediction.

00:52:57.000 Because that hitting of the like button is saying, we need dads in the home.

00:53:01.000 Let's start with that.

00:53:04.000 Let's start, when people say what difference, how can I make it?

00:53:07.000 It starts with you.

00:53:08.000 It starts with you.

00:53:09.000 As a father, as a son, as a brother, as a husband.

00:53:14.000 That's what this kid needed.

00:53:16.000 And what does he need now?

00:53:18.000 Dose of the lethal injection.

00:53:20.000 Yeah.

00:53:21.000 And you know what?

00:53:22.000 Look, things aren't as bad in the country as the media necessarily wants you to believe.

00:53:27.000 Though I will say they are bad and that's why, um, you know, uh, I do have a fallout shelter

00:53:32.000 What's up, homie I'm gonna eat the last chocolate pudding if that's cool.

00:53:44.000 That's not cool.

00:53:46.000 Let's split it.

00:53:48.000 No, you didn't split the last creamy macaroni and cheese with me.

00:53:54.000 Gum war?

00:53:55.000 No, I almost died last time.

00:53:58.000 Rock, paper, scissors?

00:53:59.000 Hell no.

00:54:00.000 GAY CHICKEN!

00:54:09.000 ¡Ahh!

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00:54:47.000 They came to the Spokane show and they gave me a bunch of extra oatmeal.

00:54:50.000 It is legitimately better than Quaker Oatmeal.

00:54:52.000 I'm not going to say the rest of their food is fine cuisine.

00:54:55.000 It's in case there's a fallout.

00:54:56.000 Their oatmeal is better than Quaker Oatmeal.

00:54:58.000 Or if you're in California and it happens to be hot.

00:55:01.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

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00:55:05.000 By the way, is that the pallet we received delivery from them?

00:55:07.000 A pallet of oatmeal?

00:55:08.000 Really?

00:55:08.000 That's a lot.

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00:55:09.000 The pudding made me dance.

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00:55:15.000 That was more so what I did with the pudding.

00:55:17.000 Uh, and uh... What?

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00:55:24.000 I'm not a prep... a doomsday guy, just to be... I lived through the ice storm.

00:55:27.000 I've talked about this.

00:55:28.000 You have things that happen... In California, we had the freeze here in Texas.

00:55:31.000 In Texas, yeah.

00:55:31.000 Not to mention...

00:55:33.000 COVID, right?

00:55:34.000 Who would have thought that in the 21st century you wouldn't be able to get toilet paper?

00:55:38.000 So just having enough food for three months, having some water.

00:55:42.000 I always reckon I can do it now because there was a shortage before I didn't want to.

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00:55:50.000 You can also use it to trade with drunks when you're on the road.

00:55:54.000 Zombies tend to like it too.

00:55:55.000 All right.

00:55:56.000 I don't know if we're going to have Senator Rubio on the show.

00:55:58.000 He has not called in yet.

00:55:59.000 So let's continue on with The next segment.

00:56:03.000 Oh, by the way, I should also tell you, I used to not be able to recommend cigars.

00:56:07.000 Yeah.

00:56:08.000 And the reason for that was because you guys would buy all of them.

00:56:12.000 And it's a finite product.

00:56:14.000 It's a leaf.

00:56:14.000 You wouldn't recommend the ones you loved.

00:56:16.000 That was the thing.

00:56:16.000 You kept it a secret, you jerk.

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00:56:27.000 I do like those, actually.

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00:56:34.000 The only reason I'm able to recommend it is because I have, they're not a sponsor, but I have a guaranteed supply.

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00:56:50.000 I'm stealing one.

00:56:51.000 Let's move on to this.

00:56:51.000 We've had this segment here for a while.

00:56:53.000 I don't think we'll be able to get to Senator Rubio if he's... We'll see.

00:56:56.000 Well, the problem is I have to do this.

00:56:57.000 Once I start this segment, I can't cut it.

00:57:00.000 It's like peeing.

00:57:00.000 Once you start, you can't stop.

00:57:02.000 Look, I don't have anything against you, Senator Rubio, anyone, but if you want to come on to the show, Bill Maher as well.

00:57:10.000 Billy.

00:57:12.000 Just, you know, work within the parameters.

00:57:14.000 Hit the marks.

00:57:15.000 William.

00:57:17.000 I'll tell you off air, something happened there.

00:57:18.000 Oh, did it?

00:57:19.000 Yeah, there's an update.

00:57:22.000 Listen!

00:57:25.000 So I want to lead this with teacher tips at ladderwithcrader.com.

00:57:31.000 Okay, we've started this segment, I don't know, a few months ago and it just took us a while to follow up because we've had, you know, the time and I've had this vet things, but now it's up and running full steam and we want you to have an outlet.

00:57:46.000 We get so many emails, so many texts, not texts, we don't give out our number.

00:57:49.000 Well, Toolman does.

00:57:51.000 Well, He sees a lot of pictures of AOC's husband's feet.

00:57:56.000 Lane, just posting it.

00:57:57.000 Call me, ladies.

00:57:58.000 Again, teachertits at louderwithcreditor.com goes to me.

00:58:01.000 Choking on, just come on in.

00:58:02.000 These people know what's going on.

00:58:03.000 Just tell me.

00:58:04.000 So I think the call's connected.

00:58:05.000 We're just getting him up and running.

00:58:07.000 Oh.

00:58:08.000 Oh.

00:58:08.000 Well, we just, I mean... If we get him up and running, the problem here is... Yeah, I guess.

00:58:14.000 Alright, Gerald, take this for a second.

00:58:15.000 I'm gonna light this to go.

00:58:16.000 This is too stressful for me.

00:58:19.000 How about this?

00:58:19.000 Let's just say... Are you shitting me?

00:58:21.000 Are you shitting me?

00:58:23.000 I've stolen all your butane.

00:58:25.000 It's your lighter.

00:58:26.000 Lighter!

00:58:27.000 Okay, here, we got him on.

00:58:28.000 We need a runner.

00:58:29.000 Johnny boy.

00:58:29.000 It's the one thing I asked him.

00:58:31.000 I said, can you just make sure?

00:58:32.000 I had this half full.

00:58:33.000 I asked him to make it all the way full.

00:58:34.000 It looks like it.

00:58:36.000 It doesn't.

00:58:36.000 But it doesn't matter if it looks like it.

00:58:38.000 AOC looks like she thinks.

00:58:40.000 That's true.

00:58:40.000 And we, you know, we just showed it.

00:58:42.000 It matters.

00:58:42.000 All right.

00:58:43.000 So we're all empty.

00:58:44.000 We do have Senator Rubio.

00:58:46.000 Yep.

00:58:46.000 Alright, okay.

00:58:47.000 Okay, well then let's hit the stinger because Senator Rubio is now on the show.

00:58:54.000 All right, Senator Marco Rubio, can you hear me, see me, sir?

00:59:02.000 Yeah, I can hear you and, well, I can't see you.

00:59:06.000 Okay, well I can't see you.

00:59:07.000 Hold on, I need to get you up on this thing here.

00:59:08.000 I know it's a whole bunch of tech issues today.

00:59:10.000 Well, thank you for being, by the way, people can follow you on Twitter, at Marco Rubio.

00:59:14.000 Thanks for being here.

00:59:16.000 And just, you know, I got pants on, too, because sometimes when you do these things, people think, oh, he must be in shorts, though.

00:59:21.000 It's 11-10, man.

00:59:23.000 Those days are over.

00:59:24.000 Well, I don't know if those are short pants or not.

00:59:26.000 You only showed the hip, so I have no idea.

00:59:30.000 All right.

00:59:30.000 There you go.

00:59:31.000 Well, next thing I'm going to ask to see... I'm going to ask to see the garters.

00:59:35.000 So, you know what?

00:59:38.000 Oh, man, I'm not there yet.

00:59:39.000 I just got an AARP card in the mail today.

00:59:41.000 That was pissed.

00:59:42.000 Really?

00:59:43.000 Yeah, you turn 50, they start sending you that and, you know, all kinds of ads for colonoscopies and stuff.

00:59:49.000 I'm really not in a good mood today.

00:59:51.000 That wasn't an ad, that was a telegram from Dave, so I apologize.

00:59:54.000 If you could RSVP, I would appreciate it.

00:59:57.000 Yes, yes.

00:59:57.000 Also, advice, never get a colonic that you found on Craigslist.

01:00:01.000 I learned that one.

01:00:02.000 Or coupons.

01:00:03.000 Hey, before I get into anything national, Senator Rubio, you know, you did something there that's pretty rare in Florida, and I want to ask you about this.

01:00:11.000 You know, tobacco is sort of a third rail in politics because there's been such a strong anti-tobacco lobby, and they sort of lump everything in with cigarettes.

01:00:19.000 Right.

01:00:19.000 And cigars was something that was affected, obviously, in your home state of Florida.

01:00:23.000 And a lot of people don't know that these cigars are very different, right?

01:00:26.000 These are premium products where it's only a leaf tobacco.

01:00:29.000 And often they're mom and pop businesses, these rollers.

01:00:33.000 You played a big role in saving the hand rolled cigar industry in Florida.

01:00:37.000 Can you kind of explain that to people?

01:00:39.000 Because a lot of moms might go, I don't like that he likes tobacco.

01:00:41.000 That's not what it's about.

01:00:43.000 Yeah, no, it isn't.

01:00:44.000 Well, first of all, I say three things that I have.

01:00:46.000 So my grandfather, you know, he Basically, you know was raised in the tobacco industry not as a girl, whatever In fact, he had polio when he was young So he was the only one of his listen to the 17 kids in the family They had their own labor program going because they're on the countryside and had 17 kids He was the only one that couldn't work it because he had polio So he used to read to these guys that would roll the cigars in Cuba

01:01:08.000 And so I have a long history of that.

01:01:10.000 I'm a cigar smoker myself, not as much as I'd like, because I get screamed at for smelling up the house.

01:01:15.000 But the fix to that, Senator, is you smoke outside.

01:01:19.000 It's not complicated.

01:01:20.000 But it's like 108 degrees in Florida in the summer.

01:01:22.000 But no, you're right.

01:01:23.000 That's the answer to it.

01:01:24.000 So it's an important industry.

01:01:26.000 It also is an important industry to the Tampa Bay Area, Ybor City.

01:01:29.000 There's a long history.

01:01:30.000 There's one company left.

01:01:32.000 So the FDA came out with this rule, and basically the rule would make it impossible for, you know, they require every new product to have new studies done on the carcinogens.

01:01:43.000 Well, that's impossible for cigars because every year is different.

01:01:46.000 The leaves are different.

01:01:47.000 You know, it's the same product grown in the same place by the same people.

01:01:51.000 But from year to year, there are varieties.

01:01:53.000 Sometimes people care about the year of the product.

01:01:55.000 So these premium cigars would not be able to compete.

01:01:57.000 And it's not just a cigar.

01:01:59.000 And so this is not cigarettes.

01:02:00.000 These are premium cigars, some of which go for $10 per cigar.

01:02:02.000 all the smoke shops would basically be wiped out because you just wouldn't be able to buy this stuff because you can't

01:02:06.000 label these things the way they're asking them to. Right.

01:02:08.000 So wipe out this industry. So I don't think they were the intended. They're certainly not the intended target of the

01:02:13.000 rule, but they were captured in it, right? Trying to fix it

01:02:16.000 became impossible because no one wants you said wanted to touch it.

01:02:18.000 And you're and so this is not cigarettes. These are premium

01:02:21.000 cigars, some of which go for $10 per cigar, the boxes are certainly very expensive. There's just zero evidence that

01:02:27.000 in America today, there's an epidemic of teenagers buying $120 boxes of cigars.

01:02:32.000 Well, and that's important to note because it was predicated on the idea of eliminating, you know, smoking in youth.

01:02:38.000 And what they did, they pulled this kind of trick where they just included, you know, for example, like Swisher Sweets, things that you get at a gas station, which are really cigarettes in the shape of cigars.

01:02:46.000 There's a legal definition of hand-rolled means there can only be one product in it.

01:02:49.000 Tobacco, leaves, period.

01:02:51.000 One ingredient.

01:02:52.000 Different kinds of leaves for a blend.

01:02:53.000 It's just a completely different market.

01:02:56.000 And then on top of it, it's like... Well, 12-year-olds aren't smoking $16 cigars.

01:02:59.000 Yes.

01:03:00.000 Yeah, I mean, it's like, you know, comparing, you know, some, you know, cheap beer to some expensive French wine or something.

01:03:08.000 The bottom line being is that it's just not the kind of thing you're going to find at a convenience store.

01:03:12.000 And it's certainly not the kind of thing... And then there's a cultural aspect.

01:03:15.000 People just don't get it.

01:03:16.000 You're not a cigar smoker.

01:03:16.000 You just don't know.

01:03:18.000 You don't smoke cigars the way you do cigarettes.

01:03:19.000 You don't smoke a box of cigars a day.

01:03:21.000 It just doesn't happen, right?

01:03:23.000 Speak for yourself.

01:03:25.000 Well, you know, that's a lot of cigars.

01:03:26.000 I mean, I don't know if you have enough time in the day.

01:03:28.000 A good cigar may take an hour if you do it right.

01:03:30.000 So you just add it up.

01:03:31.000 I mean, you basically have to spend your waking hour.

01:03:33.000 And maybe somebody does, but it's quite rare.

01:03:36.000 So the point being is that the product is just not consumed the same way.

01:03:40.000 That's a fact.

01:03:41.000 and even the medicine behind it, all the statistical studies say it.

01:03:45.000 You're just exclusively a cigar smoker, the risk is not zero,

01:03:48.000 but the risk of driving is not zero either, in fact it's substantially higher.

01:03:52.000 And so, nonetheless, we all drive.

01:03:54.000 Well, it's also interesting too that of course the left, when they talk about,

01:03:58.000 this is actually, when you look at the cigar industry, it's one of the few

01:04:01.000 ways that people, even in South American countries, who of course partner with

01:04:04.000 American companies, can actually get decent paying jobs, because it's considered a very valuable skill.

01:04:10.000 And as a matter of fact, I would love to talk with you at some point about this.

01:04:13.000 You know, Tim at Cigars Daily, who's a friend of mine, they've had a real problem with rollers in these South American countries now because of the open border.

01:04:20.000 And a lot of these people have been now coming through.

01:04:22.000 They can't find people to roll cigars at this point, which is Yeah, primarily important in Honduras, in the Dominican Republic, and especially in Nicaragua, which is the one that's been hit by that.

01:04:33.000 And look, that's a real complicated skill, right?

01:04:35.000 I mean, it takes a lot of I tried it once at a party.

01:04:37.000 It's not the kind of thing you can do if you did it by machine

01:04:40.000 It wouldn't be the nobody would buy it. I tried it once at a party. It was really bad

01:04:44.000 It and that's the people my grandfather used to read to back in Cuba on the turn of the century because they had no

01:04:52.000 television at that time or anything to entertain them So the way they would keep people entertained is they had

01:04:56.000 this reader who would read the newspapers and then he would read some novel

01:04:59.000 To them so that's what he did and then when he was done he'd make some extra money by actually rolling cigars

01:05:03.000 Oh, well, so you have it you have a long history I wondered why that was something that you championed pretty, by the way, effectively.

01:05:09.000 Okay, let me move on to stuff that affects people who, right now, the non-cigar smokers are like, ah, boring, until they realize that it affects whatever it is they like.

01:05:16.000 I don't know.

01:05:17.000 Crystal vapes.

01:05:20.000 Let me ask you, what did you think about former Vice President Joe Biden's V for Vendetta-esque speech last week?

01:05:27.000 We talked about it on this show.

01:05:29.000 What were your thoughts?

01:05:30.000 Have you ever seen anything like that in your life?

01:05:34.000 No, I have not in the United States.

01:05:36.000 I think this notion that there's a difference between saying, you know, attack a political opponent.

01:05:41.000 I think we've all sort of understood that now and have seen it.

01:05:44.000 You know, we've seen vitriol at certain levels in this country, and it is what it is.

01:05:48.000 But this is not what he did.

01:05:49.000 What he basically said, he didn't attack Exactly.

01:05:52.000 a figure, he attacked voters.

01:05:54.000 In Florida, he attacked the majority of voters because Trump won Florida by three and a half,

01:05:59.000 almost four points.

01:06:00.000 Nationally, he attacked 50% of the people.

01:06:01.000 In essence, he said, if you vote for Donald Trump, support him in any way, you are a fascist or a semi-fascist,

01:06:07.000 whatever semi-fascist means.

01:06:09.000 And that's, I think for someone who's the head of state, who's supposed to be someone that can unify this country

01:06:15.000 in a moment of crisis or what have you, you just told half the country,

01:06:18.000 you think they're a danger to the country and that they're evil.

01:06:20.000 And that really is unprecedented.

01:06:23.000 People can say whatever they want about Trump, and he was pretty vicious on his political opponents, but he did not.

01:06:27.000 Well, I think you experienced that in the primaries.

01:06:29.000 Everyone did.

01:06:30.000 I always laugh about that.

01:06:31.000 It's funny.

01:06:32.000 Like, say, oh, were you mad when he said this about you?

01:06:34.000 And I said, well, why don't you ask a guy in a boxing ring if he's mad that the other guy punched him in the face?

01:06:38.000 I mean, in a boxing ring.

01:06:39.000 Now, if he punches him in the face at the airport the next day, now you've got a problem.

01:06:44.000 And you can say if this is too personal, out of line.

01:06:47.000 I have a stand-up bit about this.

01:06:48.000 It more so relates to Ted Cruz because, you know, the whole dad-involved-with-JFK thing was hilarious, obviously.

01:06:56.000 Were you surprised?

01:06:57.000 I mean, you couldn't have been prepared for the kind of attacks.

01:07:01.000 They were very off the beaten path.

01:07:03.000 Was a part of you just going, what is happening?

01:07:06.000 Well, I think it was a very unique political year.

01:07:10.000 But, you know, what I think Donald Trump understood instinctively from spending 30 years in the limelight promoting things is that at the end of the day, even the people that said, oh, this is terrible.

01:07:21.000 What is he saying?

01:07:21.000 They all covered it like crazy.

01:07:22.000 I mean, CNN basically was 24 hours Trump.

01:07:25.000 Right.

01:07:25.000 And during the campaign, after the campaign, even now, I mean, they dedicate I don't care if some spaceship lands from another planet.

01:07:32.000 They're going to dedicate at least a third of their coverage to Donald Trump on a daily basis.

01:07:36.000 And so, for me, he knew how to play that to get maximum attention.

01:07:41.000 And the thing about Ted, I always joke with Ted about it, I said,

01:07:44.000 the reason why I know that Cubans were not involved in the murder of JFK and the assassination

01:07:49.000 is because they would have told everybody within 48 hours.

01:07:53.000 Yes.

01:07:54.000 They would not have been able to keep that a secret.

01:07:55.000 They would have told everybody, hey, don't say anything.

01:07:57.000 But, you know, I was on the grassy knoll last week.

01:08:00.000 So, you know, that's just, you know, we never would have been able to keep that a secret.

01:08:04.000 They set up an unsanctioned boxing match on the grassy knoll.

01:08:07.000 And you're like, well, OK, well, they make good boxers.

01:08:10.000 Let me ask, going back to what you're talking about here, he was blaming voters, which I think is very key.

01:08:16.000 Of course, Joe Biden tried to walk it back.

01:08:18.000 Now here's something that I didn't hear a lot of other people talking about.

01:08:20.000 He tried to walk it back saying, I meant MAGA Republicans, not mainstream Republicans.

01:08:24.000 I've worked with them.

01:08:26.000 You know, I've worked with them across the aisle.

01:08:28.000 Zero Republicans, right, voted with him on the Inflation Reduction Act.

01:08:32.000 Does that make you a MAGA extremist?

01:08:35.000 Yeah, I mean, that's the point.

01:08:37.000 He gets to decide who he's talking about and who he isn't.

01:08:39.000 I think what he's basically saying is anyone who hasn't condemned Donald Trump every day for everything, Is a MAGA Republican.

01:08:46.000 And that's how he views it.

01:08:47.000 But, you know, the truth to him is in American politics.

01:08:50.000 At the end of the day, the core of conservatism is basically, we just want to go back to normal stuff.

01:08:54.000 Like, let parents raise their children.

01:08:56.000 Let them have some say over what they're being taught in schools.

01:08:58.000 Don't teach kids that their country is inherently evil and, like, the worst place on the planet.

01:09:02.000 Because not only is it not true, it's the complete opposite.

01:09:05.000 Our history is better than anybody else's.

01:09:06.000 Though not perfect, it's better than anybody else's.

01:09:09.000 Our military is designed to win wars, not promote social agendas.

01:09:13.000 Like the proper use of pronouns.

01:09:14.000 Rather than focus on the proper use of pronouns, I need to be focused on how do we blow up, you know, Chinese naval vessels if they invade Taiwan.

01:09:23.000 Largely have the states and local jurisdictions have the massive government power, and don't be the only country in the world where anybody can just walk across the border and say, hey, I'm here legally, and can you please give me, you know, a bus ride to the nearest city that I want to live in, and a cell phone, and I promise to show up in 10 years at some court hearing.

01:09:39.000 These are not Radical ideas.

01:09:41.000 And the majority of people support this.

01:09:43.000 I also think most people think like, yeah, it'd be great if we could all run cars that are powered by oxygen that pulled in from the air or electric batteries that aren't made in China.

01:09:51.000 But we don't have that now.

01:09:52.000 And we ain't gonna have that for like 20 or 25 years.

01:09:55.000 And so what we don't want to be is California where they're going to force everyone to buy electric cars at the same time as they're telling them, but don't charge your cars because you're going to create a blockout.

01:10:04.000 These are just common sense things.

01:10:05.000 Can I ask you something?

01:10:06.000 Today is crazy versus normal.

01:10:08.000 And that's really what the division is.

01:10:10.000 Yes.

01:10:11.000 Because you just laid out a bunch of issues that are obviously reasonable and many Americans agree with.

01:10:11.000 Can I ask you something?

01:10:15.000 Now, some people will say that this is conspiratorial.

01:10:18.000 What I will say is, I think there's some validity to the idea.

01:10:21.000 You just touched on, they want you to get electric cars, and then they want to tell you when you can charge them, when you can't.

01:10:28.000 We've seen people actually charging Teslas with gas generators.

01:10:28.000 Right?

01:10:31.000 That is funny.

01:10:32.000 But we also have a party, right, the Democratic Party, who wants people in centrally planned urban areas on public transit.

01:10:39.000 Do you think that that's part of a design?

01:10:42.000 Look, electric cars because they know it's not something that can function, they want to remove people who have autonomous modes of transportation.

01:10:48.000 Or are all these policies, do they just exist sort of in their own separate bubble?

01:10:52.000 Because a lot of Americans say it seems like it's part of a plan.

01:10:55.000 Well, I will tell you this.

01:10:57.000 I believe that the intellectual center of everything you're seeing out there is called Marxism.

01:11:03.000 And a lot of people that are cooperating with it don't view it that way.

01:11:06.000 Right.

01:11:06.000 People think Marxism is socialism.

01:11:08.000 Socialism is an economic model that Marxism adopts.

01:11:10.000 But Marxism is about control and power.

01:11:13.000 And it's about saying we have to control everything.

01:11:15.000 We have to be more powerful than the family, more powerful than religion and churches, more powerful than the media, more powerful than academia, more powerful than the individual.

01:11:22.000 The collective is more important.

01:11:24.000 And so you chip away at anything that rivals your power.

01:11:27.000 And I think that's exactly right.

01:11:29.000 If it were up to these people, they will say everyone should be involved.

01:11:32.000 Everyone should be in a carpool.

01:11:33.000 Riding a bus, or taking a train, or riding a bike to work.

01:11:36.000 Everybody.

01:11:37.000 And that's what everybody should be doing.

01:11:40.000 The reason?

01:11:41.000 To save the planet.

01:11:42.000 The reality?

01:11:43.000 I think in many ways they enjoy telling people what to do in their lives.

01:11:46.000 They like to control everything.

01:11:47.000 That's what Marxism is always about.

01:11:49.000 That's what it's always been about.

01:11:50.000 And that's why I don't think they were troubled by high gas prices.

01:11:53.000 I think they thought it's going to make it more expensive for people to drive, they're going to drive less, and that's a good thing.

01:11:59.000 And in fact some of them openly Admitted that that's their goal, right? So I do think that

01:12:03.000 the underpinning of it. I'm not saying most Democrats view themselves as Marxists

01:12:07.000 I'm saying that many of them do not realize that what is pushing the agenda that they're driving is Marxism

01:12:13.000 Yeah well

01:12:14.000 because one it's the first generation is control and the next generation is reliance because they don't know any

01:12:18.000 better and And when you have a generation that's reliant upon you for transportation, right, could be for food, take whatever example you want, well, it is assumed that it is the government's job to provide.

01:12:29.000 It starts as control, where there's half the country resisting, the next generation, well, they're just reliant.

01:12:34.000 And of course, you know that very well in Cuba, and to a lesser degree, you know, being raised in Canada.

01:12:38.000 I mean, you know plenty about Prime Minister Trudeau.

01:12:40.000 By the way, that guy does blackface more than MarcoRubio.com.

01:12:43.000 everyone else combined. 12 times. It says raison d'etre. I don't know how you get to

01:12:46.000 be leader of a country, but it's a silly place. Hey, I want to go because I want to talk about

01:12:50.000 the raid. And you know, right now on YouTube, sometimes you're not allowed to discuss the

01:12:53.000 FBI at all, depending on what they declared to be permissible.

01:12:58.000 So we're going to go to Mug Club exclusive. But before we do that, Senator Rubio,

01:13:00.000 where's the best place for people to find you?

01:13:02.000 MarcoRubio.com. I ask them to go on there, learn all about what I've done, what I'm doing,

01:13:07.000 what I want to do, comparisons to the other people. Being that I'm in the Capitol, I can't

01:13:12.000 talk about political campaigns per se, but I can tell you that, you know, obviously everybody

01:13:16.000 knows I'm up for election. So I encourage you to go on my website.

01:13:19.000 And I like a lot of what you've... By the way, Florida's a great petri dish.

01:13:22.000 I think Florida really is.

01:13:23.000 I'd like to think Texas, but the truth is not so much.

01:13:25.000 Okay, we're going to continue here completely unfettered, and I don't think that Senator Rubio's going to be all that different with no filter, but I just don't want to be banned from YouTube because we discussed the raid.

01:13:35.000 YouTube, thank you very much, but not really.

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AOC: "BROWN WOMEN CAN'T BE PRESIDENT" + GUEST MARCO RUBIO | Louder with Crowder

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